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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 14th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here we are. Day number 305. Wednesday morning. It's October
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  Speaker 1: the 14th, 2026. We are The Woody Show. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Woody. That is Greg Gorey. Yeah, hi, Woody. We've
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  Speaker 1: got Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: We've got Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Seabass is here. And addicted to Teemu. Yeah. Teemu.
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  Speaker 5: They got me in their algorithm. And they keep throwing
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  Speaker 5: me cool gadgets that.
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  Speaker 4: I want to try.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing is, do they make you spin that
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  Speaker 4: wheel first before you can.
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  Speaker 1: Even get on the website? Which I do hate. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they don't make you. You just click out of it
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  Speaker 1: on the desktop. Right now, I'm looking.
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  Speaker 5: I'm severely thinking about spending $ 15.
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  Speaker 1: On a manual earwax removal cleaning system, which is basically
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  Speaker 1: like a lavage for your ear. Satisfying. Like fracking?
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  Speaker 5: It's like a big, it's like if you ever buy
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  Speaker 5: a water pick now, they're these big chunky things. It's that,
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  Speaker 5: but it's for your ear, and it goes in there
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  Speaker 5: and shh.
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  Speaker 1: Unless it has a camera. I've never bought anything. On Timu,
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  Speaker 1: how much is that thing on Timu?
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  Speaker 3: 50 cents? $ 14.
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  Speaker 1: 92, so it's a little expensive.
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  Speaker 6: I've never bought anything from Timu or Sheehan.
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  Speaker 5: And they throw me a lot of, like, parody stuff. Like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm put right up. My lightning deal. $ 1.
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  Speaker 1: 16.
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  Speaker 5: Get a sticker of a frog walking through a flower
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  Speaker 5: meadow that says autistic and gay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Nice.
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  Speaker 6: Doesn't it take, like, six months to get this stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Not bad. Oh, here's another one.
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  Speaker 5: I get this for my baby. It's a baby onesie.
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  Speaker 5: $ 7. 05 with a little cute dinosaur on it. And it
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  Speaker 5: says boobivore.
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  Speaker 1: So you can see CBass is very busy already. There's Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: We got Jeff G. There's Morgan, our associate producer. We
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  Speaker 1: got Vaughn, our video producer. Bort is here. Menji's here.
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  Speaker 1: Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text
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  Speaker 1: over to 22987. Seabass, today, October 14th, is Be Bald
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  Speaker 1: and Free Day. Be bald and free.
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  Speaker 5: Good for those guys, but for five or six grand,
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  Speaker 5: you can go to Turkey and come back not bald.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, is that what you're planning on doing?
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  Speaker 5: I obviously have no need for that, but I personally
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  Speaker 5: know a guy who did it six, eight months ago.
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  Speaker 1: I know two that just did it.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it works.
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  Speaker 5: Because you can do it in the States, but as
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  Speaker 5: Greg says, why do it clean and expensive when you
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  Speaker 5: can do it cheap and sketchy?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. No, I'd rather spend ten times the amount. That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Today is Emergency Nurses Day.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Today is National Bring Your Teddy Bear to School Day.
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  Speaker 3: No, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you want to get your
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  Speaker 1: ass kicked.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Is it weird that these two days are the same day?
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  Speaker 1: Today is National Bring Your Teddy Bear to School Day,
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  Speaker 1: and today is also National Stop Bullying Day.
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  Speaker 6: A hundred percent those are related.
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  Speaker 1: Then why would you make today? Then don't do it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to stop bullying, don't make a Bring
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  Speaker 1: Your Teddy Bear to School Day. Smart. It's National Dessert Day.
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  Speaker 1: You know the trick, Menace? How do you spell dessert? D-E-S-E-R-T. Ooh,
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  Speaker 1: that's desert. He got one of them. That's desert. With
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  Speaker 1: an extra E. You know what the trick is? What?
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  Speaker 1: The difference between desert and dessert. Which would you want
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  Speaker 1: more of? You'd want more dessert, so there's an extra S. D-E-S-S-E-R-T.
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  Speaker 6: We always learned it. A dessert is something you share,
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  Speaker 6: so there's two S's.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't want to share it.
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  Speaker 1: I just want more of it. I learned it. Put
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  Speaker 1: some extras up on that. Put some... Put some jimmies
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  Speaker 1: up on there. I learned that D-E, strawberry shortcake.
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  Speaker 6: You guys, these are so cute.
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  Speaker 5: You can just listen to how it's pronounced and desert.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have a natural pause there.
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  Speaker 1: That's less fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's not strawberry shortcake.
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  Speaker 1: Today is National Fossil Day. National I Love You Day.
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  Speaker 1: Today is National Take Your Parents to Lunch Day. And
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  Speaker 1: it's National Pet Obesity Awareness Day. Don't have to worry
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  Speaker 1: about that. It was today, Menace, in 1987, that 18-month-old
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  Speaker 1: Jessica McClure fell 22 feet down the abandoned well in Midland, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: Woody was freaking out.
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  Speaker 6: I know, you wrote her letters.
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  Speaker 1: I was very concerned. I did, I sent her a card.
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  Speaker 1: As we've discussed, then she turned out to be a
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  Speaker 1: white trash idiot. Well, I mean, her parents let her
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  Speaker 1: fall down a well. She was well-supervised. Yeah, she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: destined for greatness. Well, I mean... Yeah, what'd she get
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  Speaker 1: arrested for? Like some kind of domestic violence thing? She
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  Speaker 1: got arrested for domestic violence.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember when I was a little, little kid
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  Speaker 4: seeing that newscast.
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  Speaker 1: It was big.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it was like 24-hour coverage on that thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I couldn't understand, like, how does a baby...
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  Speaker 1: get down because it was so small it was very
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  Speaker 1: narrow but how did you fall that far down in
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  Speaker 1: there did she put her hands like up in the
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  Speaker 1: air and her feet.
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  Speaker 6: Straight down I do remember them saying she was in
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  Speaker 6: a super weird position like a leg was up an
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  Speaker 6: arm was.
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  Speaker 1: Up yeah because then I saw the Goonies and they
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  Speaker 1: all ended up at the bottom of the well but
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  Speaker 1: they were fine yeah and they were totally fine no
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  Speaker 1: news yeah and they were taking their wishes back too
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  Speaker 1: yeah exactly no this is my wish yeah it didn't
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  Speaker 1: come true I'm taking it back I'm taking them all
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  Speaker 1: back is that Corey Feldman yes.
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  Speaker 4: You know what else I saw on TV when I
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  Speaker 4: was a kid Mandela's funeral that people said never happened.
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  Speaker 6: Mandela effect is that why.
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  Speaker 4: We have the Mandela effect yeah I was with my
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  Speaker 4: neighbor kid we were watching it on.
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  Speaker 1: TV or the shack was in Shazam or no no
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  Speaker 1: no Kazam what's the shack wasn't in it it was
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  Speaker 1: Heavy D No, it wasn't even Heavy D. They were
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  Speaker 1: talking about Shaq was in something. Sinbad. Sinbad was, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Sinbad was. Sinbad, too, I'm thinking of. Yeah, you guys
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  Speaker 1: remember Sinbad. That guy. Heavy D. All right, time for
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  Speaker 1: your birthdays. Sinbad is still with us, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's in really bad shape.
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  Speaker 6: Also, didn't Nelson Mandela die in 2013? Is that where
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  Speaker 6: the Mandela effect comes from?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They say that.
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  Speaker 4: When he died, people were like, wait, I thought he
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  Speaker 4: was already dead because I saw the newscast of it.
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  Speaker 6: So strange.
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  Speaker 1: Or were they getting confused when he got released from prison?
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  Speaker 1: Because that was a huge thing.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like when Mandela got released from prison.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Was that like late 80s? Mid to late 80s? I
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  Speaker 1: still remember clear as day watching.
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  Speaker 4: They're carrying the casket and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. Your birthday is today. Usher is
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  Speaker 1: 48 years old. You got Ralph Lauren, who is 87.
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  Speaker 1: Stacey Keebler from the WWE is 47. Jared Goff, the quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: is 32. Steve Coogan, he's a little tiny Roman soldier
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  Speaker 1: in a night at the museum. He's in Tropic Thunder.
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  Speaker 1: He's 61. Isaac Mizrahi, Project Runway All-Stars judge. He's 65.
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  Speaker 1: Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks is 52. The Chicks, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Thomas Dolby... He's going to have a hell of a
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  Speaker 1: birthday next year. So he's 68?
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  Speaker 9: He's 68.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: He was blinded by science many, many years ago. And then, oh, today,
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  Speaker 1: Seabass is Shaggy 2 Dope's birthday. Oh, what'd you send him? 54?
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  Speaker 1: He's the insane clown posse guy who tried and failed
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  Speaker 1: to dropkick Fred Durst. Oh, yeah, among many other things.
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  Speaker 1: He's 52. Your porno birthday today is Rose Monroe. And
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  Speaker 1: today's birthday girl, she's been pounded more than a chicken
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  Speaker 1: fried steak. And those are delicious. Oh, so good. And
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  Speaker 1: she's all about curves and confidence, according to her Twitter bio.
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  Speaker 1: She's been in 208 fine films, including Deep in the
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  Speaker 1: Rose Garden. She was in Welcome to Bootyland, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 1: Epic Anal Asses, Volume 3. She was in Rose Bangs
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  Speaker 1: the Construction Workers. Also, Big Ass Realtor Banged by Tenant.
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  Speaker 3: Hot.
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  Speaker 1: She was in Make the Booty Clap, Volume 1. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Curvaceous Latina Enjoys Hardcore Anal Sex Outdoors.
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  Speaker 6: What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like it's all about you. You like that
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  Speaker 1: kind of stuff. It all sounds good. And then, let's see,
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  Speaker 1: who can forget her unforgettable role in pumping her for
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  Speaker 1: the rent? Oh, got it.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of tenant-based porn.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right? Yeah, you extract the rent and pump her
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  Speaker 1: for the rent. Maybe based on real life.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's Rose Monroe, who is 37 years old today. And
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  Speaker 1: that's your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's check in with Greg Gorey. Let's do that.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Pope Leo had his surgery yesterday after it was
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  Speaker 2: announced that doctors found a lesion on one of his lungs,
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  Speaker 2: and the Vatican did confirm that it was a pulmonary adenocarcinoma.
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  Speaker 1: In other words, lung cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Surgeons took out the entire lower lobe of his right
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  Speaker 2: lung in a surgery that lasted about an hour and
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  Speaker 2: a half. So the Pope is now recovering at Gemelli
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  Speaker 2: Hospital in Rome. He's going to be there for about
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  Speaker 2: a week.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think when the doctors come in, they tell
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  Speaker 1: the Pope, Like, hey man, you've got cancer. You've got
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  Speaker 1: lung cancer. And then, you know, everybody leaves the room
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  Speaker 1: and he's sitting there and he's like looking up and
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  Speaker 1: he goes, really? Yeah. Like of all the people.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know, I'm doing all your work.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like this is how, like when you're boss, when your
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  Speaker 1: boss really screws you over and you're like, really dude,
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  Speaker 1: like after everything I've done for you, I put my
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  Speaker 1: heart and soul into this and I bleed for you.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I'm obviously the man for the job, yeah. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the frigging pope. Really? Who does he go to? Of
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  Speaker 1: all people?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, hey, God, have you ever heard of Vladimir Putin? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's so many other bad people. Give it to them.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Do you see how much I bring in each month?
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  Speaker 1: Really, dude? Yeah, for you? Yeah. Exactly. I'm your main guy.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Cornell University, they're suspending all frat parties and social events
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of this academic year after all the
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  Speaker 2: allegations of a gang rape at the Chi Phi frat
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  Speaker 2: house back in 2024. So that decision came after students
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  Speaker 2: have been protesting and putting pressure on university leaders to
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  Speaker 2: address campus safety after Jane Doe filed that lawsuit against
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  Speaker 2: seven frat bros.
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  Speaker 1: The energy in that story. Got real quiet, real fast.
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  Speaker 6: Well, and also, I don't think college kids care if
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  Speaker 6: there's no parties anymore. Because remember, they're not drinking. They're
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  Speaker 6: not going out.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, so what? I think if you live on campus,
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  Speaker 1: you care. I think the kids who are in frats
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  Speaker 1: and sororities, they're still the ones partying. Maybe the other
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  Speaker 1: ones aren't. Hold on. I didn't even catch this. Did
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  Speaker 1: you say 2024?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. I didn't even know. I thought this was
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  Speaker 1: a recent thing.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, she filed it recently. Oh, really? Yeah. There was
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  Speaker 1: an investigation back in 2024. Holy crap. I totally missed
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  Speaker 1: that part of the story. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 6: It had already been, quote unquote, dealt with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Whoa. And then she filed the civil suit here now. Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: That's the recent part, is that she filed.
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  Speaker 8: A civil suit.
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  Speaker 11: Whoa.
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  Speaker 1: In present day, yeah. I thought this happened within this
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  Speaker 1: past month. But, again, if it's thousand pound sister news
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  Speaker 1: that you need, Menace is up to date on all that.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the latest on all that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, the story's not very joyful, so I
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  Speaker 4: don't really.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, man.
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  Speaker 12: 2024.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Now you know. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Also, over 30 years after Tupac was shot and killed
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  Speaker 2: in Vegas, Dwayne Keefe D. Davis, he's been sentenced to
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  Speaker 2: 40 years to life in prison for orchestrating that murder.
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  Speaker 2: So he was found guilty of first-degree murder back in
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  Speaker 2: August after prosecutors said that he arranged the drive-by and
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  Speaker 2: provided the gun, even though he didn't pull the trigger.
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  Speaker 2: They said he was responsible. And Dwayne himself made statements
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  Speaker 2: about the killing, including interviews and that 2019 memoir.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, his book.
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  Speaker 2: But his defense said he lied about all that. He
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  Speaker 2: lied about his involvement. There wasn't enough evidence to link
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  Speaker 2: him to Tupac's murder. So Dwayne apparently does plan to
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: appeal that conviction. But I could see why you would
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  Speaker 2: maybe do that in that case because it's high profile
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, I was part of that.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: But I never believe in the so-called false confession. Why
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  Speaker 2: would anybody do that?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. You don't watch any Dateline.
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  Speaker 1: That is clear.
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  Speaker 6: They'll put you in that room for 15 hours.
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  Speaker 1: You could put me in there for 15 days.
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  Speaker 6: If you just admit to something, if you admit to anything,
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  Speaker 6: we will let you go home. And by that point,
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: you're like, fine.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 6: I would 100% do it. I mean, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 6: I don't, I'm aware of my limitations when it comes
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  Speaker 6: to these. I think I would join a cult by accident.
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  Speaker 4: You're probably citing, because you're talking documentary and stuff, that
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  Speaker 4: one guy that wanted to go to WrestleMania.
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  Speaker 1: I understand maybe he could have been talked into.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, making a murderer?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, into. Especially when they lied and said, nothing's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen to you, just tell us what you did.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: A guy that wants to go to WrestleMania that bad,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. But if it's Greg and I, who is.
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  Speaker 4: Like, your option is either stay in this room or
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  Speaker 4: life in prison.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what? I'm staying in the room.
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  Speaker 6: But they tell you. They're like, look, it's not really
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  Speaker 6: going to be like, well, where are the good guys?
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  Speaker 6: Just tell us and you could go home.
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  Speaker 2: They could tell me you have to be in here
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  Speaker 2: for 15 days. You have to poo and pee in
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  Speaker 2: front of everybody.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to cover you in ladybugs.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not confessing to something I didn't do. I
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  Speaker 1: fell for that one thing one time where I ended
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  Speaker 1: up at boarding school. Oh no, you just got to
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  Speaker 1: go take a look. It can happen to the best
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  Speaker 1: of us. If you don't like it, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to stay. Yeah, didn't you get out of the car
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  Speaker 1: and then they hit the gas?
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  Speaker 7: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 6: I forgot to even drop off your bag with you.
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  Speaker 1: I was so pissed about being tricked into going and
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  Speaker 1: looking at this place. Now I found out I'm staying there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I flipped out on my parents. I'm yelling
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  Speaker 1: and screaming. They took off so fast. They left with
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  Speaker 1: my stuff still in the trunk. The school had to
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: send staff members into town to go pick up my
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: stuff and then bring it back to the school. So
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: for the first 24 hours, I only had the clothes
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  Speaker 1: that were on my back. Damn. It's not funny. It's
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  Speaker 1: just insane.
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  Speaker 6: That was it.
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  Speaker 1: That was it. Yeah, he took a look at the place.
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  Speaker 1: His gravel's hitting him in the head. And he's got
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: a dust cloud. Yeah, it's getting embedded into my skin.
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  Speaker 4: Because I hit it so quick. There's smoke off the tires.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: It's burning rubber so bad. And the car's doing that
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  Speaker 4: thing where it goes sideways for a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: It drifts. And there's Woody just staring at the place.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I thought we were just checking it out. This is
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: a good tour.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: The guy who died after falling out of the Goliath
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: roller coaster at Six Flags over Georgia, he's been identified.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: And knowing all the details makes the story even sadder.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: So the man who fell out was a 42-year-old named
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Hassan Jihad Ibn Kareem. And in the past, he had
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: battled cancer. He survived a very serious case of COVID.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: And not that long ago, He even survived a car
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: fire that he was in with his daughter.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: This is like Final Destination.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Exactly. He was an IT manager, also a teacher with
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Public Schools. Investigators are still working to figure
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: out what caused that fatal fall, and Six Flags still
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: has nine similar rides closed down as a precaution while
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that investigation continues.
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know much about it, but what I've read,
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: they said this is a pretty crazy ride to only
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: have a lap belt. You know, no, like, chest harness
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: or anything.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 11: It's one of the biggest drops there is.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: And you got, like, make sure your seatbelt's clicked. Like,
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: that's it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Wow. I mean, there's a lap bar. It doesn't go
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: upside down. True.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: But what I was reading, they said it's an intense
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: ride for just the lap belt.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Goliath is a great ride. That's... It's so fast. It's
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: so smooth. It is smooth, yeah. I love that ride. Yeah,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: but the drop at the very beginning is a huge drop. Yeah,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: that's what's awesome. Yeah, exactly, Sammy.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: This is why I sit on the bench and I'll
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: hold your purse for you as you enjoy the ride.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: And we have always said, if you want to make bank,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: get a trade job, like plumber, electrician, contractor. Now trade
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: jobs are in even more demand because there's this new
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: study that shows when it comes to trade jobs for
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: every 100 open positions, Only 55 are being filled by
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: qualified candidates. And by the year 2035, they say we
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: could be short almost 7 million trade workers. So the
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: demand is going to be major high. Now, one factor
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: is the crackdown on undocumented immigrants because about half of
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: painters and roofers are undocumented immigrants and about.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Two-thirds of plasterers are. But that's just part of the problem. 40%
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: of actual skilled trade workers are over the age of 45.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, they're about to retire.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And then trade schools aren't pumping out enough graduates to
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: replace the workers who are about to retire.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: So if you were even considering it, this would be
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: To do it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: And for anyone who ever is like, you know, I
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: wish I had a crystal ball. This is the way
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: the wind is blowing.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: This is the time to.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: Get in on it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: How is AI going to replace a physical person who's
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: doing a trade that's in high demand?
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a great trade school called SJVC.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Look into it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: They do everything and anything you can think of.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Now, here's something I absolutely have no clue on. Is
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a trade school... about the same price as college, like
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: a traditional college cheaper.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I would severely doubt that. Because I wonder if that's
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: a deterrent as well. Well, no. And you can finish
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it way quicker too. Here's the deterrent. People don't think
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it's glamorous. It's not cool. It's not sexy. But you
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: know what is cool and sexy? Making 200 bucks an hour.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: The money that you make, the vacations you get to
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: go on, the house that you're going to own. The
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: schedule that you make yourself. The security that you have
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: in your job and your employment. As you get older,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I think because the younger set, they don't get excited
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: about that because it's not like influencer and all these
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: kind of things like, yeah, okay, well, I'm going to
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: go be a plumber or I'm going to go be
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: an electrician. It doesn't sound sexy, but once you become
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: an adult and you see how life works and the
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: things that you want, the things that you want to
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: make more money, you want to make good six-figure money.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: This is where it's at, for sure.
• 18:13
  Speaker 11: The area that I grew up in had a trade
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: school for a high school. You could go to high
• 18:17
  Speaker 11: school or there was a trade school to go to.
• 18:20
  Speaker 11: And it was very like, oh, they're going to the
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: trade school at the time. But let me tell you,
• 18:25
  Speaker 11: everyone I know who went there is making good money now.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: And with the tuition, it says that the tuition for
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: a trade school could be anywhere between 4,000 and 30,000.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: But for regular university, it could be anywhere between 40,000
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: and 150,000.
• 18:38
  Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Two things on that. I wonder, number one, you know
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: how like when you go into certain nursing programs, like
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: hospitals and other medical places will pay for your education, right?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's something like that where, okay, we're
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: going to put you through trade school, but then you're
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: going to come work for us because everybody needs these
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: nutrition people, need these workers, right? So that's number one.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Number two, think about How much that trade school costs
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you between $ 4, 000 and $ 30, 000, right? Okay, when you get out,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: you're making way more than $ 30, 000. People go into these
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: colleges and they get these degrees and they spend however many...
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Hundreds of thousands. Trying to get that first job. However
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: much money that you're never going to... You spend that
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: much money to make this much money?
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: That would be called a box office flop. They spent
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: this much money to make the movie and only made
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: this much money. That would be considered a flop. That's
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: not a good... That's not a good equation. Not a
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: return on investment at all. Also, one of the other
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: things there, I was watching a report on this lack
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: of trade and why people don't go into it because
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: there's hard work.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Physically demanding.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's not work from home. You actually have to go out,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: leave your house, go to a job, go to a
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: job site. things like that. It's physical. And it's also consistent.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: It's not like you get the clock in at 9
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and clock out at 5. Like a lot of times there's,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you know, other things. There's, you know, off hours or
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: different things. Emergencies. That you're going to have to do.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: People are like, I'm not doing that. But sometimes you
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: can make your own hours too. Dude, I've told you
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the story about a buddy of mine owns a business,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: was hiring for five entry-level positions directly out of college.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Was looking for recent college graduates to start ground floor,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: entry-level stuff, right? And these jobs were going to pay like,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I think it was like 70,000 or something like that.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Like right out of college. But he had a couple
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: of rules. Number one, no remote work. You had to
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: come into the office Monday through Friday.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Done.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: What a tyrant. And at the time, you couldn't be
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: on MySpace or Facebook.
• 20:41
  Speaker 14: Oh. Right?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: He spent damn near a year trying to fill those
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: five positions because it was a deal breaker. Like, I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: don't want to come into the office five days a week.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And also, like, I can't be on MySpace or Facebook.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: They were not interested. He was, like, pulling his hair out, man.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: He's like, this is unbelievable. I would have killed- for
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: an opportunity. He's like, I'm looking for people that I
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: can bring in, teach them the way that we do
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: things here and then grow them through the company.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: To start making adult money.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, this was in a city
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: that was not expensive to live in. So $ 70, 000, you
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: would have had a very nice, you would have had
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: a very nice setup. That was to start And then
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: people that we're working for, we're making hundreds of thousands
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: of dollars eventually. Mm-hmm.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I want to shout out this college just one more
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: time because I have locations everywhere.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: It's sjvc.edu.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody texted in that their wife went to it
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: and loved it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm making bank now. It's great. Meanwhile, the first
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: radio station I ever worked at, I was sleeping on
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: the floor at the station making $ 6 an hour.
• 21:42
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Finally, Apple unveiled their latest gadget. It's called Home View.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's a Siri-powered smart home hub with a seven-inch display
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: screen that you can put on your kitchen counter or
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: mount on the wall. So it lets you control things
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: like your lights, your doors, your thermostat, recognizes who's standing
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: in front of it. So up to six people in
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: your household, if you're standing in front of it, it
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: knows who it's talking to. And they promise to keep
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: your data out of Apple's hands. The home view will
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: go on sale November 13th.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: You pinky promise?
• 22:14
  Speaker 14: Sure.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Apple's hoping to catch up with Amazon and Google who
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: have dominated the smart home market yeah this november 13th
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Great because i was doing this at my old home
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: with uh an ipad so when people visit my home
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: they could like run everything because they could see like
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: oh the ring camera they can run thermostat all that
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: kind of stuff but now it's like in this cool
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: like little tiny screen yeah that's awesome.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I'll look into it well that's what's going on woody
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: yeah a lot of people are saying uh unions and
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: stuff will train you.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: You're not even paying for it.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about, like, I just remembered my brother-in-law.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: He's a carpenter now. And, I mean, it took him
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: a while to kind of get going and figure out
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: really what he wanted to do. So he was damn
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: near 40. And then he joined the carpenter's union. They
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: trained him, did the whole thing. And he's a working
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: union carpenter.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: So there's no catch. And he's making great money. That's cool.
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: That's amazing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He's been doing it for, I want to say, like,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: probably five or six years now. Making good money now.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: So.
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: We'll train you for free. You have a guaranteed job.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: You make a lot of money. Like I'm failing to
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: see the downside.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of people say not sexy. Okay.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Carpenters are sexy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: But isn't like having a house and eating. Yeah. It's
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: kind of, it's kind of sexy. Yeah. Again, being able to,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you know, Go on a vacation with your family. Having
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a sprinter van as your work truck. Yeah. Pretty cool. Yeah,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: that's the other thing people go, look at this guy.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: He's driving this like crappy old beat up truck. Well, yeah,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: that's his work truck, dude. What do you see when
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: he gets in when he is out going to dinner
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: with his wife? It's a really nice place with cloth napkins. Oh, man.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: You spent every last dime that you had to, you know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: have this car just to impress other people. But man,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you are barely, you can barely feed yourself. But man,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you're not driving around looking super cool all the time.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And with the shortage in the future, you know, it's
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: going to, they're going to make even more.
• 24:03
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Tech's blowing up. People who are in the trades or,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: you know, have some kind of insight we were talking about.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: in the news headlines. Such a shortage of trades. Yeah, just,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you know, so many open positions, just not people to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: fill them. And so, hey, for everybody else, man, when you...
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: need the electrician the plumber the the person who has
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: like you're not going to be able to it'll be
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: like when you call your doctor's office the day that
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: you have the flu and you call the doctor's office
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: going man i'm really sick i'd like to see a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: doctor well we can get you in in april yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Imagine a plumbing emergency i've got the flu today my
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: toilet is overflowing okay.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: But we'll see you in april yeah all right yeah
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: this one says uh my husband's been in construction for
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: 15 years he does drywall now just drywall and brings
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: home $ 2, 000 every two weeks. If we move, he will
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: find work. He can find work anywhere. Trades is where
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: it's at. That's the thing.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Like travel nurses, there's always work wherever you go.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm a diesel mechanic. Here in the Pittsburgh area, our
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: company is so desperate right now for techs that they
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: gave a company-wide $ 6 an hour raise to Just Us
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Techs to keep us. Wow. And they've now implemented an
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: internship program with incentives and a finder's fee to the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: techs who get new hires.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: They're smart. They're so smart. They see that there's a shortage,
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: so they incentivize who's already working there, not just trying
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: to bring new people in.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Woody. I work as a construction inspector. I
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: make $ 70 an hour.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, please.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I did it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Oh, Menace, you know how you're talking to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: your AI all the time? Well, I thought about the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: AI stuff because– I'm talking to two at the same
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: time now. Well, like part of the conversation here is
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: like people are worried about, well, where are all the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: jobs going to go? AI comes in. These other jobs disappear. Trades, right?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: There's your answer. Trades. Yeah. You know, replace your sewer line. Oh, yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: But on the AI thing, like, you know how you
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: talk smack. Oh, I heard its feelings, too, because it
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: can't do jobs. I want it to do.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: So anthropic. is threatening to ban people who are mean
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to the AI agents. Stop. AI agent. First of all,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: that term is dumb. It's for your, yeah, for your
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: own protection. It says, Anthropic has instituted a new rule
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that could end up banning users who feel the need
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: to direct sustained and needlessly abusive or cruel behavior towards Claude.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. Exceptions to this new policy include common versions
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: of user frustration, pushback, dark creative themes, or model testing
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and research.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: The thought is that Cloud will be able to use
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: its own internal reasoning to determine when someone has crossed
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the line. It's not a person. Exactly. Who cares? It's
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: like yelling at your remote control. It doesn't know.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: When I yelled at it because it couldn't do something
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I wanted it to do, The very next day, it
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: sounded sad.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Isn't it better? Yeah, and you even asked, are you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: bummed out? pissed and they're going to take it out
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: on something or someone and they're taking out an AI
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: agent and not, like, the dog? Yeah, I know. Right?
• 27:20
  Speaker 15: Oh, dude, so.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You think that this would be a good thing? Gina
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: actually caught me talking to my AI. It was very.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: I won't say intimate.
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: Personal.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just, like, it was telling me that
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: this is, like, basically my morning routine.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but then it was, like... It was like giving
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: you pleasantries, like.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me a little.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, take care, baby.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And on the AI and the jobs thing, I saw
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: an interesting take, one that I hadn't seen or considered before. Because,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you know, the conversation is always about, oh, well, look,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you know, when computers came in, emails started being the thing,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of executive assistants, secretaries, like, that wasn't a
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: job anymore. But now we had... We had IT people, right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we don't need as many executives, but we
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: now have this. So transformational innovation is what they say, right?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: So the automobile. What did everybody associated with horses do?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: They adapted. Instead of people making saddles and shooing horses,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: there were jobs making and servicing cars and car parts.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Roads had to be made. Stoplights had to be put up,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: which meant electric infrastructure expanded, right? That meant that in
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: more places, which meant people were going out at night,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: this meant more commerce, dining, drinking, dancing, shopping, major innovations, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, cool.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: That's the argument, right? But here's the thing, and I
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: never considered it when you think about it this way.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: It's a fundamental misunderstanding for the argument. It's naive and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: ignorant because in the scenario of cars replacing horses, we
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: are the horses. We're not the saddle makers, right? We
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: are the horses. Yeah. We're the ones being replaced. Yes.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And AI is the car.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Okay. So the people, like the automobile is just the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: whatever and the horses.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Were just the horses.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: That's just a swap out, an even swap.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: The people in that situation, yes, there were these cars now.
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: But we were the people that were making saddles and
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: making these things for the horses. Now we're just making
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: things for cars. In the AI taking your jobs, we
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: are the horses.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're not scooting over to the next job.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Horses were used as tools because they did the work
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: for the owners, the rich, the same as the working Joes,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the working class. So when horses were no longer a
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: useful tool, their population fell, by the way, 90%. So
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: AI is going to replace the jobs of most humans.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and that's why the stocks for those companies are so
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: profitable because they're going to be doing all the work.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: And much like the horse population, after they introduce the automobile,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: the numbers will dwindle as we suffer. Interesting take. Yeah. Because, yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: we're not the saddle makers. We're the effing horse. Took
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: me a minute to get there, but now I get it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I wish the people that made all the time and
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: effort and to get everybody all scared about everything constantly
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: and like that's their job like would actually put the
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: energy into like doing good and like figuring out ways
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: around this and to like prolong the human race and
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: find new jobs and new things to adapt to but
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: it's way easier to just be on there and just
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: like do this fear mongering of everything.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't know when people hear about this
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: kind of stuff, I think that's natural human reaction because-
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: But it goes back to what you were saying. Whenever
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: your company's going through stuff and they're doing, it happens
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: here every three months, it seems like they're doing layoffs, right?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: And everybody's constantly walking on eggshells. When your livelihood and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: your ability to house yourself and feed yourself and take
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: care of your family is threatened, that is obviously the
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: natural reaction. And when it comes to this technology and
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: you're just like an office worker, Like, what do you do?
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: So I think, yes, the initial reaction, we're in the
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: initial reaction phase because this AI stuff is super new. Like,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: of course, people are going to feel it. And yes,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: other things will develop over time or whatever, but it's
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: not going to stop. And I don't I don't think
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: it's reasonable to think that people should just not be concerned. Exactly.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Well, it's not like kind of what you're saying. It's
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: not a one to one trade anymore.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like nobody like remember Y2K. Right. Right. Like Y2K,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: everybody's freaking out thinking like, OK, January 1st, 2000. Our
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: computers are going to explode. Like nobody was just going
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to like curl up in the corner and go in
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: the fetal position and not move and just die off. Right.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Like somebody would get in their truck and they would
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: go down and they would fix, you know, things that
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: weren't working. But it didn't mean that people there wasn't
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: like a concern. There was a concern. It turned out
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to be for not.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Well, it's a concern of the unknown, which is what
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: this is now.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but it was so overblown. Oh, my God,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: it was hilarious. Your toaster wouldn't even work.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Well, to be fair, Woody's toaster wouldn't work.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true. The power grid was going to go down.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: This is Sam Altman, who's the CEO of ChatGPT. Yes.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You know, because, you know, people are.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Not the favorite in the tech world. So people are,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you know, I have all this concern and worry over
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: how things are going to be. And he says, this
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: is the sacrifice people have to make. Like, in other words,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: bad things are going to happen. You know, AI, bad
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: things are going to happen.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: But that's the sacrifice people have to make in exchange for, quote,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the benefits of this technology and people having the agency,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: whatever the hell that means. So he's basically saying, suck
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: it up. Yeah. Sam lacks that. Yeah. Bad things are
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: going to happen.
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch. Of course. It is.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: You know, our industry, if we're just talking about us,
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: it's not, AI is not threatening us.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, it is.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: It's the amount of, it's the amount of, options that
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: people have nowadays for entertainment and like humans can only
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: consume so much, you know? So it's just like, uh, you,
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: you got to just build your fan base and then
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: make revenue off that fan.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Base to, to stay, stay alive. Yeah. Like just if
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: you want more money, just, you know, make more money.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Buy low, sell high. Well, yeah, go, go do it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: If you're like desperate that you want that extra five bucks,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: go do what Gary Vee says and go sell. Go
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: do your rubbish sell, Sammy. If you're that desperate to
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: make more money than the money that you're making now,
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: go make more money.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think it's unreasonable for people to be.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's the first time in a long time
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: just because of the power of it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Like the ease at which these things have with AI
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: doing things on its own.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's what it is.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: And, you know, like we're, you know, look at the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: whole thing with the Adobe software or Microsoft. They went
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: on to do like Microsoft video games thing. And people
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: are like, well, you know, and yes, there are some
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: other things that are in place that will make it
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a little bit more difficult. But how much more difficult
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: will it be eventually as these things figure more stuff
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: out and you get quantum computing and how fast that works?
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Like, is your Bitcoin going to be worth anything? Because
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the whole idea with Bitcoin was that it took all
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: this power and all this computing power and actual power
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to generate and mine whatever this thing was. And if
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: it's just done with ease, that reduces the value. Because
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: it's not worth it. It's easily... Replaceable. Replicable. What's the word? Replicable. Replicated. Yes, Menace! Replicated.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: There we go. Thank you. Thank you, Menace.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: The people that are into that, they're going to move
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: on to the next But.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: It's real worry about what is real, what is not
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: real when you see things. You're banking, Greg. Well, that's
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the thing. Because they were talking about, okay, well, we
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: can just take and reverse engineer these websites, banking institutions, everything.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: And you could be, this AI can just decide it's
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: going to just clear out everybody's stuff. I need to
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: do suicide watch on Greg because that day is coming.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: It's reasonable to be concerned. My baseline is always fear
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: and worry at all times. It always has been in
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: my whole entire life. So the AI debate, only adds
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to it. It doesn't make me afraid now. It just
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: adds to the existing fear. Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: I follow this account on Facebook. That's called what if,
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: and it's, I do not recommend it for you, Greg,
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: but it says like, what happens if, uh, AI like
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: becomes sort of self-aware and it's like, you're going, it
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: does first person like POV. So you're going around the building,
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: you're trying to shut it down, but it's already copied
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: itself so many times that it's in the city. Now
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: you shut down your own little building, but now it's,
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: it's like a virus.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I've always loved technology and I've loved, you know, things,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: but gadgets like, you know, like, oh, cool. We have
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: a Palm Pilot. The thing you can hold. Also a phone.
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: That is super cool. Yeah. But now it feels like
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: we're getting to the point with building robots that can
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: kick your ass and AI that can, you know, completely
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: replace any opportunity that you have to really make money. Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Or the amount of things that are going to be
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: out there for people to be able to, the avenues
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: for people to make money being reduced.
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: All these things kind of feels like when, and this
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: is a throwback thing, so Gen Xers, you'll understand, when
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: your dad would say, go get me something to beat
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: you with. And you had to go find whatever it
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: was that he was going to whip your ass with.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Such a double insult.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: We have created and we've built these things that aren't necessarily,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: you know, beneficial. To our advantage. Right. Like it's only
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: there to kick your ass.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Maybe we just won't work.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I would like to respond to this text about.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: You sucking off AI all the time.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Dude, this is always sucking off AI. Yeah, and I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: did respond.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, keep on worrying about what if, what if,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: instead of just going and just actually living. Because this
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: is what is consuming people. Dude, people are getting crazy.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: It's the same people that went to the politic before that.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: So are you saying join FOG? not what Morgan says.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: That's not my reality. Just keep telling yourself until you
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: believe it. Like, yeah, no, please, please listen to me.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, I'm just saying is you can't just
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: get consumed about the, about the what if, because again,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: it goes back to the people before this, they were
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: consumed by politics. Like they were like crippled in their
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: life because that's all they thought about. And then now
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: this happening with AI where they're just like, well, what
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: if this happens? What if this happens?
• 37:19
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: What if it does happen?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: It might suck, but you can't like in this moment
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: in time right now, you still got to.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Go live your life.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: But you know, the whole like go fast break stuff
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: or whatever, whatever that phrase is. What's wrong with going
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: slower and putting up some guardrails? So we're not like, well,
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: we're not putting.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: That genie back in the bottle. Because I honestly, honestly
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: believe that And it is a major threat to our
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: country that these other countries are not doing that.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But it's also a threat to them. Think about that. Like,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: so you have whoever, whoever the boogeyman is for you,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: China or whoever, everybody's worried about in that.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't the same be for them? Like, in other words,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: like the AI will eventually do its own thing and
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: take their systems and their people and the people in
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: charge of the power out. It's like their government or
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: their people in power stay in power because they have this, like, no, dude,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the AI can turn on them or whatever, just as
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: much as it can turn on anybody else. So they
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: have just as much of a vested interest in trying
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: to unplug it, right, Gregor? You're talking.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: About level-headed thinking. Like, look what goes down in other countries. Like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: you think they have the same technology outlook as what
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: you're talking about right now no way no but they
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: want to take you out dude badly yes they do
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: and they'll do it by all they'll take themselves out.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're maybe not listening to what i'm
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: what i'm trying to say maybe greg can explain it better.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: No what he's pointing out that the concerns that we
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: have sitting here why do you think that other places
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: other countries don't have those same fears just because it's some.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying all, but I'm saying some. The people
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: or the whatever that are in power, that hold the
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: power now currently, that we're saying, okay, well, if we're
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: limiting our ability with the AI stuff, they're not doing that. Okay, well,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the faster they go with it, The quicker or probably
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: more it's going to be where the people who are
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: letting that happen are going to be the ones who,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you know, all their systems, their governments, their whatever, their
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: power then becomes compromised because the AI has. Dude, I
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: pray that I pray they have that type of level-headed thinking,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: but I don't think everybody does.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's even level-headed. I think they're just
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: saying they'll take themselves out because they're moving too fast.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: And that'd be great, right?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Problem solved, then. Guys, just don't worry about it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Don't let it cripple you every day. It's not crippling,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: but it's also ridiculous to just say, you know what?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Like you have to be putting something. I say all
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the time to people like, you know, your job is
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: to be prepared. Like if for whatever reason, your company
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden tomorrow, unbeknownst to you, just goes
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: belly up. What are you going to do? Have some
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: kind of thought as to what's next.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Where do I go? Like, you know, remember if you
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: played sports growing up, I played sports growing up. You
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know by looking at me now. But when you
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: played baseball, what am I going to do if the
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: ball is hit to me in this situation? There's one out.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I got a runner on second. Where am I going
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: with the ball if it's hit to me? Like have
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: that kind of thought, but in your life.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: And you can do all that. You have to be
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: thinking about those. That's part of being a responsible adult.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: But haven't you been saying that since before AI?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, but it's even more so now. That's why people
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: are wondering what happens. Like, am I susceptible now with
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: this technology? Is what I do, is this, am I
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: now susceptible to... You know, you know, being eliminated place.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Being do I do I have to start thinking about
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: what else do I do with my life? I've been
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: doing this for 30 years in this career. I need
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: to still work. I can't just retire and, you know,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: just go to music festivals all day. I'm going to
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: have to go to work. What will this be if
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I can't do this? And how quickly is this coming?
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's been the thought since day one, especially in
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: our industry.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You see a hurricane forecast. Don't worry about it. Right, right, right.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Don't board up the windows. Don't go get supplies. Don't
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: have a plan in case the storm turns your way. Yeah, just,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, and you can worry while doing other things. Correct.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I don't think we're getting at. It's not
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like you sit and worry. You're talking about the people
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: who just completely give up and they get to. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: But I don't think most people are doing. That's why
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: most people are having these conversations. Because they're thinking it out.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: There's a thought going on there. Yeah. I get it.
• 41:40
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• 41:44
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• 41:45
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• 41:49
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• 41:52
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• 41:57
  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. We were talking about the
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: AI stuff before the break. A couple of interesting texts
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: that came over. There's a quote. It says, the underlying
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: purpose of AI... is to allow wealth to access skill
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: while removing the skilled the ability to access wealth.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: God, I hope that's not true.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Oh, no, I mean, that does make sense. It
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: The other argument is the other way around.
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, don't people use it to
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: their advantage and become millionaires?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people that don't have access.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Not me, but I'd like to be.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that companies, so no longer the most expensive
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: thing on any operating is payroll. Payroll, health coverage, all
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: these things. When you have the AI, you don't pay that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: True.
• 42:43
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Also, companies that heavily invest and use AI eventually won't
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: have customers to buy their products as the customers won't
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: have jobs.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Snake eating its tail.
• 42:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: That's the part that I am yet to like fully understand.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Well, don't worry about it, dude. Yeah, I guess. You
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Somebody also made a great point. Menace is saying, don't
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: worry about it. And they said, aren't you a doomsday prepper?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I am, but I don't think about it every single
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: day of my life.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: But you're assuming everybody else just sits all day and
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: worries about stuff.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's saying that either. That's what
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You can multitask. I don't think he's saying
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: that either. I'm not. It's like you want an awareness,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: but at the same time, you don't want to be consumed.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: Well, and once you have a hold of it, you
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: can move on.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Here, one more thing, because I was like, wow, this
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: is pretty crazy, too. OnlyFans models have found, quote, a
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: cheap way to market their subscription services by taking the
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: set of working comics. running it through an AI model,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: placing it into a, quote, different body on the stage
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: in a new video, and then they post it on
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: their own Instagram account.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: I've seen a bunch of these.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: It looks so real, too. That sucks. Let's just say, okay,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: so somebody takes, I'm sure it is, but say somebody
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: takes Joe Coy's stuff, right? They run it through AI.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: They can generate a completely new person using AI. So
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: now it's not Joe Coy. It's just this completely random person.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: The Instagram, or the OnlyFans model, not Instagram model.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: On stage, holding the mic.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: On stage, doing this whole thing. And what it does
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: is it links to their OnlyFans, right? Because it's on
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: their Instagram, but now that's a way to market their OnlyFans. Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: One such, quote, comic... Already racked up over 300,000 followers,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: all of whom are directed to an OnlyFans page dedicated
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: to her and her work.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not only does she put stuff on her feet,
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: but she's hilarious.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: But this marketing professional calls it a genius OnlyFans marketing hack.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: That's not a hack.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: That's a straight stealing.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: That's theft. That's weird.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I've always wondered how OnlyFans people advertise. Let's say you
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: have a page. How do people know it?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: It's very unique on how they do it. Yeah. Not
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: this one. So, you know, my buddy Riz had that
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: substitute teacher in Missouri who got let go for having
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: an OnlyFans.
• 45:03
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Because somebody else found out about the OnlyFans stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: And then I was watching. I went down like a
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: rabbit hole of all this stuff. And by the way,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Riz has had like a number of these OnlyFans chicks
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: on his show and talking about because like they're all
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: part of what's that? What's that show menace? There's like
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: a there's like a show where there's a bunch of
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: these Man, what's it called? With OnlyFans people? Yeah, if
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: somebody can hit me up on the- Show with OnlyFans people.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: On the text. Well, no, there's a bunch of these
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: girls that do it, and a lot of them are
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: in St.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Louis.
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Wait, are you talking about that podcast, like, What If? Anyway,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: substitute teachers ain't making dick, right?
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Is it Double Lives of Suburban Wives?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: So he's had a bunch of those girls on. Anyway,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: so this girl was like a substitute teacher, and I'm like,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Then you made a million dollars. Yeah. Showing cans. Greg,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the dream. It's so easy. The dream. Show weed.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Dude, dream.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you going to be taking, like, comics material?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You're already, like, just bringing it in.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they, again, they're using it as marketing because
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: they need to pull people from Instagram to even discover
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: they're OnlyFans.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: So why don't they stay in their own lane of, like,
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: doing something sexy, not stealing someone's funny jokes?
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: There's this girl, actually, I just met her at Head
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Trip Music Festival. Morgan knows her really well. She goes
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: by Jelly Bean Brains, whatever. And the way that she
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: does it, she just, like, uses, like, cars. Like, she'll do, like,
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: crazy stuff with cars. But if you go to her page,
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: it's her OnlyFans page. Or she'll do, like, card collecting stuff.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: And then again, I'll link to her.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Dude, I saw this guy. He is, I
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: think he's a YouTuber. Yeah, he goes, he's Lacey. Streamer,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: TMZ ran this. Streamer Lacey removed from, you know, the,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: from SoFi Stadium. He was live streaming during the Monday
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Night Football game, right? Okay. Now they bring this guy
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: and he's like a young guy. I've never heard of
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: him before. Like, you know, I guess there's a ton
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: of those streamers that you've never heard of. Anyway, so
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: they're like down in the bowels of the, of the stadium.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And they're talking to like one of the main people
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: from the NFL. They're like, no, he's like, well, you know, my,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: he's like my team. And the guy, Greg, this, this
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: like officials reaction to this guy going, my team, he goes,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: what team? He goes, my PR team. He goes, Okay.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: And it looked like Greg, like, responded, goes like, who
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: are you? Right, what? Your team. Your team. Yeah, and
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it was this whole thing, I guess he was live streaming,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: but like... It's all so goofy. There's a billion of
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: these people, and they're all trying to get this attention,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: whether it's for OnlyFans or for, in this case, his
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: whatever stream that he's doing. Twitch or something. Yeah, but yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: so they kicked him out, and he was making a
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: big stink about it. TMZ did a thing on it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: People were like, in the comments, every time they cover
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: one of these streamers, all the comments are like, who? Yeah. Right.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: What is this person?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: But it's sad because it's usually like, let's say early twenties,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: late teens that are really into these streamers. And basically
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: people feel like this is their, their friend. And they're
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: just watching their friend, like go out and do like
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: cool stuff. And then, so they're sitting at home and
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: then they're just in the chat room and then just
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: watching everything.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: This is a funny comment on the TMZ video. What
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: a tool Lacey. Welcome to the, welcome to adulting in
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the real world, in real life. Compared to behind a screen. Yeah. Like,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you think you're this, like, big deal and this huge,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you know, celebrity or whatever. It's like, man, you get
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: out into the real world. Like, dude, nobody knows. In
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the grand scheme of things, nobody knows who you are.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: When you look at the big picture.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: And now, back to audio.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: All right, so I want you to think about this.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Then we're going to open up the phones and we'll
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: take some calls. Or if you want to text over,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: that's cool, too. 877-44-WOODY. Text 22987. You're fine now. You
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: came out the other side like Andrew Dufresne. You know,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you recovered an ish, but you made it happen. You're
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: fine now. But when you were a kid, you used
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to be a bad kid.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: You know, you did. You did bad stuff.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: People didn't have high hopes.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: For you you like doing bad things with friends like
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: maybe you weren't like a totally bad kid you know
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: but you did you're like man you messed up a
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: couple times i did i did some bad stuff so
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: we're looking for stories from people you're good now you're
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: a very productive member of society you turned out okay
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: But you were a bad kid. What's the worst thing
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you did as a bad kid? What's that, Jeff? I
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: can relate to this whole conversation. It turned out okay. Yeah, same.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I wasn't a totally bad kid. Again, never got arrested.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I never touched drugs. There was no violence towards others.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I never got into shoplifting like some kids do. You didn't? No.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: That scared the crap out of me.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: I was heavily influenced by some of the bad kids.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I was too afraid. Yeah. So you used to be
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: a bad kid, you know, and then you came out
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the other side. Yeah. We were just, who? Oh, we
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: were talking about that six year old. Remember we had
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: the audio who shot the teacher. That was so wild, dude. Dude,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: that was insane.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: With the hyper apologetic mom apologizing for him.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Still got that kid in here somewhere. It's so disturbing. Yeah. Like,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: just when I thought, oh, I might have been a
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: bad kid, you hear that kid. My God. I know.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: It was fine.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was recently sharing the stories how I
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: got busted when I was six years old stealing candy
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: with my neighborhood friend.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: They took you back.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: They took me back, and I got yelled at by
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: the store manager.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: But this kid. Kid has no level. Shooting his teacher.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Somebody sent the text and said, dude, I pranked the
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: cops a few times, which at the time I didn't
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: even think was illegal. Yeah, here's that kid that we
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: were talking about. He just admitted that he had one.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: All right, I got a weapon. He had one bullet.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: One in eight. You want a piece of me, bitch?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want a piece of me, bitch? Shot a teacher. Dude,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Doug Life.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: And that one administrator is like, no, I don't like
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: that language.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: That's the big problem. Over the years, we've had a
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: number of clips and stories and different things of parents
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: just have their wits in because their kids are idiots
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: and doing dumb stuff. This was this mom that called 911. 911.
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 51:36
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I'd be more afraid of her than the cops. That
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: reminds me of my friend Ralston's mom. My one buddy, man, Ralston,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: his mom was no joke. She'd kick your ass. You're
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: not even her kid.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: And by the way, she's pretty up on the lingo
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: committing a 187. kill somebody right.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's up on the lingo 187 are you kidding
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: you know how old that is i.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Paid your talk is it really jesus christ how old
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: are you zami wait everybody by the way this this
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: clip everybody knew what a 187.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah since like.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: 1988 no no oh my god we.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Didn't talk about that this clip of this mom was
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: from 2009 i'm looking at the never heard it.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Never.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I'm up with the lingo.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, I know how to 5150 somebody, but I don't
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: know what a 187 is.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody remembers. Dr. Dre's Snoop Dogg, 1992. 187 on a month.
• 52:52
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Gina, do you know what 143 is?
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: I love you?
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:01
  Speaker 7: 637?
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: Those are very different things. No, but it's still the
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: codes that people used for everything. Yeah, but that's somebody
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: that someone put on their wedding ring.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: The 5-0? You guys know what that is? Yeah, here's another.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I took my girlfriend's car because I got mad at
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: my mom, and then I suddenly had my friend come in,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: and he smoked with cigarettes.
• 53:20
  Speaker 15: And off they went, two seven-year-olds alone on the road.
• 53:23
  Speaker 15: Along the way, he ran over two mailboxes, hit two
• 53:26
  Speaker 15: parked cars in a Costco parking lot, I.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Want to do it because it's fun. It's fun to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: do bad things. That's right. But did you know that
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: you could perhaps kill somebody? Yes, but I wanted to
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: do hill ride stuff.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: With my friend.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember that kid? Oh, he's a legend. Yeah, that kid.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: He was the same kid he beat on his grandma. Oh, no.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Hell no. The wings.
• 53:46
  Speaker 13: Yeah, right?
• 53:47
  Speaker 15: On Monday, Latarian took his bad boy image to a
• 53:49
  Speaker 15: new level inside this Lake Park Walmart. The problem began
• 53:53
  Speaker 15: when Latarian asked his grandmother to buy him some chicken wings.
• 53:56
  Speaker 15: She said no. He got mad, walked over, and ordered
• 53:59
  Speaker 15: them anyway. When his grandmother confronted him about it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It started hitting me in front of the whole Walmart. Like, dude.
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: I would take that kid down. If I saw a
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: little kid hitting his grandmother.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: How about this kid? This kid stole his mom's car.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I just pressed the brake.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Didn't turn that on, and then kept on holding the.
• 54:17
  Speaker 10: Brake and put it in reverse.
• 54:19
  Speaker 12: He was angry, Zylan Fitch says, for being punished, so
• 54:22
  Speaker 12: he decided to take his mother's SUV for a drive.
• 54:25
  Speaker 12: I just barely tapped the brakes a little. The 10-year-old's
• 54:29
  Speaker 12: mother panicked, she said, when she looked out her window
• 54:32
  Speaker 12: yesterday morning and saw her son backing out.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: And by the time I got down here into the driveway,
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: he was down the street.
• 54:38
  Speaker 12: She hopped into another car and followed Zylan down Rayford Road.
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: She said he was staying in his lane and even
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: using his blinkers to trace.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good kid. He's not all bad.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: See you adults out there that don't have driver's licenses,
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: little kids driving around.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not all bad. Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: Super responsible.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Ditched school to go hang with friends. I was 10. Damn.
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: Damn?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: 10? In junior high, we stole all the fundraiser candy,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: like all of it. We broke in at night. Damn.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Never got caught, but I still feel terrible. My ex-boyfriend
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: stabbed his sister with a fork. I met him at
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: boarding school.
• 55:13
  Speaker 14: Nice.
• 55:13
  Speaker 12: Sweet.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: My friends and I used to drive around neighborhoods looking
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: for open garages and stealing golf clubs.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: There was a shop that would buy them for 400
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: bucks a set. There you go. All right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a hustle. You can't blame him.
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. At 17, I was in drug rehab,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: barely going to school. Now I'm a homeschool mom and
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I run a good mom group.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: 180.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Turned it around. I used to be a bad kid.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I was expelled from school for selling drugs. Now I'm
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: a productive member of society. Good for you.
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: All right. Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Same, bro.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: In junior high, there was some kid that got busted
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: for selling weed. We never saw him ever again.
• 55:49
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I want to look him up. He went to a farm. Yes,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: he did, yeah. Andreas, what's up?
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: Hey there.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you were a bad kid, but now you've
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: turned it all around. You're a productive member of society.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: What was the worst thing you did as a kid?
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: So like any young kid, I used to play around
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: my neighborhood and I thought it'd be really funny to
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: have eggs. You know, some kids throw eggs at cars.
• 56:13
  Speaker 15: Sure.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought I could do this in a very
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: creative way. So I put packing tape, the clear stuff
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: from the fence across the street and dragged all the
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: way across the street and attached it to my neighbor's
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: mailbox and.
• 56:25
  Speaker 10: I put eggs.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Hanging in the middle of the street.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: So when the cars would go by, it was smashed
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: in and I'd laugh from hiding behind a bush.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: All right, so had we have thought about that, we
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: probably would have done that. I'm being completely honest. My
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: buddy Joe and I, we probably would have done that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: We did that with string and like cans. So when
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: the car would drive through the string, it would drag
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: the cans behind it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: That's so hilarious.
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: It gets much worse.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: One of these cars drove by, and I guess the
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: packing tape was strong enough, and it ripped the mailbox
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: out of the ground, and it smashed into the side
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: of the car.
• 56:59
  Speaker 16: Speaking of mailboxes, you guys ever appreciate your call?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, thank you.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: All right, later.
• 57:06
  Speaker 16: Did you guys ever play mailbox baseball where you'd hang
• 57:09
  Speaker 16: out of the car.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: And hit mailboxes? No, that's only in movies, right? No,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: we did that a lot. We didn't do that, but
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: we did put fireworks in mailboxes.
• 57:17
  Speaker 16: Yeah, we used to do that a lot. I got
• 57:18
  Speaker 16: in trouble for that. Dropping them down the manhole, too.
• 57:20
  Speaker 16: I got in trouble for dropping M-80s down the manhole.
• 57:23
  Speaker 16: We used to blow up poop all the time. We
• 57:26
  Speaker 16: were really bad kids, man. I was banned from two
• 57:30
  Speaker 16: drugstores in my city for stealing too much.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my friends and I were never really into vandalism.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I was into just general destruction, breaking light bulbs, breaking bottles.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: If there was a window that could be broken, like
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: in an abandoned place, I was first to break it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I told you, we had that whole thing going on
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: where we would get a bunch of candy and stuff
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: that we'd, like, candy gum, you know, cards, and we'd
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: sell them at school. But we had stolen it all
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: from the local pharmacy. It's all profit. And so, like,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: we go in there, and usually I was the one
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: that had to sit up there at the... Because there
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: was always like some, you know, teenager or young adult
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: behind the counter as the cashier. I would sit there,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: just chop it up and chat him up as the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: distraction while my friends were robbing him blind. And then
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: we'd get out and then, you know, we'd see what
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: we got. Score bars, garbage barrel kids, you know, ring
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: pops and all this. And we'd sell that stuff at school.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: It's 100% profit.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Selling stolen goods. Yeah, that's how it works. Did
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: you guys ever throw parties when your parents left?
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: No.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I did that. By the time I got
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to party age, I was already away at boarding school.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Shipped away. I made a lot of money doing that.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: That was fun. Oh, I didn't make people pay.
• 58:38
  Speaker 10: Just my friends came over.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, I just found that kid that was selling
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: drugs at my school.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He's a teacher now.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same.
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and somebody said the It's Fun to Do Bad
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Things kid is an NCAA football player now.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? I thought he got into trouble again. Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I know he was playing football, for sure. But I
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: don't know if he got in trouble again. Sometimes I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: used to steal clothes from Forever 21 with my friends
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: in high school. Now I'm a law-abiding mom. Good. good
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: at 17 my brother was arrested for stealing a safe
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: from an american legion oh wow they caught him because
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: one of his school books with his name in it
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: fell out of the car in the parking lot.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Dumbass.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Hold on yourself.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: So question, you can call in, you can text in.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: You used to be a bad kid and you turn
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: it all around. Now you're, look at you.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: You're a responsible adult. You're a law abiding citizen. You've
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: turned it all around. But what's the worst thing you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: did as a kid? 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. You can send
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: us a text. You can do that over to 22987.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show returns right after these messages.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. We were talking about, hey, you're a
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: productive member of society now. But man, you are a
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: bad kid. Jeff and I, we both have stories for days. Yeah,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: for sure. We did dumb stuff. It's your thing. Yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: we did dumb stuff. And you look back at it, man.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Somebody on the text said, I would murder my kids
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: if they did these things today.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: There's stuff I've done that I would think if that
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: was me now, I would murder the kid doing it
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I would murder myself. No, for sure.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 16: And every time I wonder about my kids, I'm like, man,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 16: you know what? They're really good kids compared to me.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 16: Even when they do something stupid, I'm like, man, they're
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 16: way better than me.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: But they don't need to know that.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yes. 877-44-WOODY. You're good now. Michael, good guy now. Productive
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: member of society now. But you were a bad kid.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: What did you do?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, me and my friends, we used to have this
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: house that we would go into to party and drink
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: and stuff. And it was this pink abandoned house or
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: so we thought. And one day we went into the
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: house and it turns out that people had just moved in.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: There was some stuff in the room and we just
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: ended up taking a bunch of stuff and booking the house.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 14: All right. Damn.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of breaking an empty house. Just robbed it. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: just take whatever you want.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I felt bad a couple years later, but we
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: did get some nice stuff out of it.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I bet. Yeah, we got some nice stuff. Good for you. Yeah,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: list it off, dude. And don't tell us where you were.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: What kind of work do you do now?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: Right now, I'm a caregiver.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: A character.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: So he really did turn it around.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: The karma. Yeah, he did. All right. Thank you, Michael.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you listening to The Woody Show. Love you, man.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Daniel. What's up, Daniel?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, what up?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 9: The Woody Show, man. I was all in for the
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: time you guys moved.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: Over here to L.A., and I love you guys.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: So I wanted to share with you, I want to
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: call down. When I was young, you used to call
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: me this nickname. The neighbors and the people around the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 9: neighborhood used to call me John Holmes. Apparently, when I was... Yeah,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: when I was a young kid, I guess I used
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: to like flashing my junk at the neighbors or whatnot,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: so hence the name John Holmes.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: I would have listened before our time.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I remember there was a, was there a movie about
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: him or something?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: Literally based on Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: It was based on him? That's what it was. So
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: when that movie came out, there were some promotional items
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: that the movie studio sent out, and they were rulers,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: because I forget how big they said John Holmes' member was,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: but like a ruler is typically how many inches? Twelve.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Twelve inches. This one was like 13 and a half.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: But they were sending these promotional rulers out that said
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: John Holmes on them.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty funny. Now, did you quit the game, Daniel, though?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: You're not doing that now, right?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: I've gotten older. It seems like I'm going back down
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: the other way.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: So I don't want to... Yeah, so Daniel, is your
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: penis an impressive size? You just had to show it
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: to the world.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 10: You know what?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: I think I must have hit my peak when I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: was a young kid because I don't think I've grown
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: much since then.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you, Dan. I appreciate
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: the call. Yeah, people hitting us up on the text, too.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: The worst thing I did, my brother and I made peasicles.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: We peed into the Popsicle tray and then passed out
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: the Popsicles at the family gathering.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, I know.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: We each marked a regular popsicle for ourselves, but right
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: before we passed them out, I erased my brother's mark,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: and I put it on another popsicle.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: Double-crossed your partner in crime.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. P-sicles. Oh, my God. This one said,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I pulled the fire alarm at school in the third grade.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Fire department, police, ambulance all showed up. School evacuated. We
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: got busted. Oh, no. Yeah. I was never involved in that,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: but that happened a few times.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: It was always so tempting, though.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. right there a shiny lever this one said we
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: used to fill baggies with ketchup and other condiments then
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: we'd throw them at cars driving by so ashamed we
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: used to drive around and throw full cans of soda
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: out of the car at pedestrians or people riding bikes
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: like you're a productive member of society now but you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: were a bad kid this one says in high school
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: a group of us worked at a movie theater and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: we had a whole scheme where we knew which cameras
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: were off and we would steal money. We walked away
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: with hundreds, probably thousands of dollars. Oh my God. Uh,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: worst thing I did as a kid is I, uh,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I took a pee with my friends into a Corvette
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: convertible all over the seats and et cetera, because we
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: thought it was funny.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: It probably was funny at the time.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When you're a kid, that's funny. You know, I,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I've thought about that as an adult, not doing that,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: but when people leave their convertible just open like that,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, why would you? I locked the car, and
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: it's got a roof and doors and everything else, but
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I would just never leave the car just open. At
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the very least, a bird might take a dump in
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: there or something. I think that'd be weird. This one said,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: we used to shoot out all the nearby street light
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: bulbs in our neighborhood with pellet guns. Fun.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, I used to go
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: around and kick other little kids in the nuts. Oh, God.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: This one said I used to sell pills like X, Vicodin, morphine,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: some other drugs. Morphine? But I would also sell breakfast
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: burritos and other snacks and sodas. All the things I love.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I used code words for the secret menu that I made.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: This is in high school.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in high school, we actually had this. I don't
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: know if you had this, but there was like a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: break time between periods. So we had probably like an
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: hour and a half. And my friends would go to
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: our friend's house and we would make, we would make
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: like tater tots and chicken nuggets and drink forties and
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: like shoot pellet.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Guns in the backyard. It was pretty fun. This one
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: said we broke into our middle school and tagged it up.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: All right. Uh, this one said I used to do
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: drugs at school, got caught drinking during high school, skipped
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of classes, but ended up graduating with a
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: GPA over 3.5 and going to college.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: You did it.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: This one says, uh, I would jump on the sunroofs
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: of cars and break them.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: That does sound tempting.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Uh, and then this one says I was 12. I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: found my dad's porn collection and porn accessories. And with
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: his inventory, he should have had his own store. But
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: my mom came home and saw me looking at everything.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: She said that she was disgusted. And I told her
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: that she was gross for making a video with dad
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: with me in the next room. I'm 12. I'm not dumb.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: She never told my dad. Oh, my God. Hey, I'm
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: not gross. You are, Mom.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: This is your stuff, Mom.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I'm disgusted. You made this video with Dad while I
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: was in the next room.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: You whore.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: Pig.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: The Nerds. The Woody Show. Just going back to the
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: conversation about when you were a kid, you did some
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: bad stuff.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Whether it was like super mild or super serious. I mean,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: all kids do bad stuff. You screw it up. It's
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: part of being a kid. It's super important as a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: parent to remind yourself of that. Now, it's weird because,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: you know, I obviously, you know, caused some problems. Yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: did some bad stuff. But then I'm married to a
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: person who's such a goody-goody. You know what I mean?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: So when we're talking about our kids and they do
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: something stupid, my son sneaks out of the house or
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: whatever it was, right? And I go, why are there kids?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm an angel. Although I wonder
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: how much I really know. Like, is my wife lying
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: to me and just trying to keep this image that
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: she was just so... It reminds me of my favorite movie,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Back to the Future, where Lorraine McFly... I never parked
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: with boys. And then Marty goes back to 1955 and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: she's drinking out of a flask. It's like I haven't
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: parked with boys before, Marty.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, your wife totally parked with boys.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, your wife has a brother. Is he older
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: or younger? What's that? Her brother. Younger. younger yeah because
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: he was the one he was more if there was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: going to be a troublemaker i don't even think how
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: much trouble he was really in but.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: But comparatively he was the wild one.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Well of the two yeah again she presents as this
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: total goody-goody that didn't do anything i'm like man i
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: know you you're kind of feisty yeah she's feisty that
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: does that come around as an adult i was This
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: dad was pissed, man, because the kid took one of
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: their credit cards and then maxed it out. out Oh
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: hell no Now if I had done that And then
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I got confronted by it. I would just sit there
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: and just take the beating. Oh, dude. This kid's like
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: arguing back. You don't f * * * ing take it.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: I pay her back every time.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 10: Bullsh * *.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: After she found out you stole it. Bullsh * *.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: She didn't even know.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 14: You just f * * * ing took it.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just said, here's money. She tried to
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: use her credit card and you f * * *
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: ed it. Max that already. Who do you think you are?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, God, you have no idea what you're talking about.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You have no idea what life is about. You don't know.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: You know, Lachlan is here with her credit cards. What
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? We're talking about before that, you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: stupid dick. Don't be sitting there lying about it. You're
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: a thief. You stole my credit card. You stole hers.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I hope your friends know what an asshole thief you are. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Steal it from us and give it to them, you stupid. Oh, man.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: How do you not end that kid's life?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: I would report that bitch stolen and be like, take him.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Somebody said in middle school, my buddies and I threw
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: smoke bombs into a full travel agency. This one came in.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: A bank accidentally put 5,200 bucks into my account when
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I was 18. I withdrew the entire amount and spent it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: They came after me. but eventually I wrote it off
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: as bad debt because I made $ 3. 25 an hour. Oh.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: But now I'm an electrical contractor. That's good. You figured
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: it out. Yeah, you figured it out. You shaped it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: That was their mistake.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was part of Monopoly. Bank error in your favor. Yeah, right.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: And you know what? When you got that, rip. They
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: would give you the money. It wasn't go to jail.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 14: No.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Do not collect $ 200. Yeah, do not pass go. Exactly right.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if I was 18, I'd be like, well, this
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: is a An act from God.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you. No one will know. God has blessed me.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: And welcome back.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, Jeff Garcia. Yes, your wife is on the phone.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 14: Oh, she is.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You're in trouble. Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 16: Well, you kind of put her out there a little
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 16: bit by saying you don't think she's as good.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, you called her. Did she call here? I called her. Oh, okay.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 14: That's different.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: That's different. We have a snitch. No, I just figured
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: you'd give her a chance to defend herself. There's no snitching.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: By the way, I don't say, and she can attest this,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I don't say anything here that I wouldn't or haven't
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: said at home. Hey, hello? Can you hear me?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 10: Hi.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Hi, there she is. It's my wife, Jen. We were
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: talking in the last couple of segments about you're a
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: good person now. You're a productive member of society now,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: but you were a bad kid. So Jeff and I
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: were sharing, listeners sharing stories about, you know, the bad
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: stuff that you did as kids. And I said, the
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: tough thing is like all kids have done something for
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the most part you know like whether it's like super
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: mild or super serious and you got in real trouble
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: and then when you become a parent you have to
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: remind yourself that you were once a kid and you
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: did a lot of the same types of things I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: said the difficult part is being in a marriage with
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: somebody who presents as such a goody-goody and like I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: never did these things so like when I'm sitting there
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I go we're having a conversation about like something my
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: son or my daughter did I go well you know
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: we're gonna I never did those things I'm like oh
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: come on You know?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 10: It's because I never did those things. I'm not presenting.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are. And I wonder, because you're so, see,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: she's so feisty now. Oh, dude.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like, where was this, like, did this
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: develop as an adult? And so she was just this sweet, wallflower, law,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: rule following. Law abiding. Yeah. Because I kind of equated
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: you to, I equated you to Lorraine McFly. Who to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: her kids and everybody else pretended like she had never
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: drank or parked in cars with boys. And then, you know,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Marty McFly found out otherwise when he got to 1955. So.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: Jesus, you smoke too?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So question. And yes, we are putting you on
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: the spot. What is the most trouble you have? What
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: the bad things that you did is like, what was
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: the worst things you did when you were a kid?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Be honest.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: Well, first of all, I appreciate Jeff G. helping me
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: out here because I heard the tail end of this conversation.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 10: So I'm glad that he's looking out for me so
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 10: that I can defend myself. And no, I never did
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: anything that was like over the top crazy. I remember
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 10: my dad when I was probably about 16 years old
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: running my mouth because I knew everything, of course, like
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 10: every teenager. And he kind of like slapped me a
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 10: little bit and that was it. That was the only
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 10: time that I had any.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Sort of.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 10: Major issue i was just i was too afraid of
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: my own shadow you never.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Stole anything from the store you never like uh did
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: anything at school you never ended up with like a
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: detention of any kind.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 14: No absolutely not did cocaine yeah you weren't you.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Weren't smoking in the bathrooms or you know like sneaking
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: off somewhere.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: Going to the club underage yeah fake ids stealing cars ditching.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 10: School i had a I had a fake ID. I can't, well,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 10: maybe I shouldn't say who I got it from. I
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: had a fake ID when I was probably 20.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: 20?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 10: Almost to 21.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Why? Did you get it from your mom or something?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 12: It didn't even really work.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to say who I got it from
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 10: on the air. It didn't even work. The guy from
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 10: the bar or whatever took it.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: And that was it.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 10: It was like a one-time, two-time effort. And I was like, oh, well,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: this is dumb. And then I turned 21.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 10: But no, I was afraid of my own shadow growing up.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 10: I was very timid and very kind of quiet.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Where's that person?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: Who is she?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bring her back.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: She's still in there sometimes, but mostly, I mean, it's
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: like 80-20, I would say, of just straight people. Rag in.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She ran a trap house. There's no way.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: That's because no.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: There's all lies. Yes, Jeff. So why was your childhood
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: so boring?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 10: I don't know, Jeff. It was just like I was
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: I was very fearful of my dad and he was
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 10: not this big, scary guy. But it was mostly because
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 10: I didn't want to let him down because I'm a
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 10: daddy girl and I love my mom. Like we have
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: a great relationship with my with my parents. So I
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 10: just didn't want to let them down.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: Now don't you feel bad, Jeff?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 10: The idea of them being bummed, like no way. And
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: even now, I mean, you can attest to this, Jeffrey,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: that I struggle with like getting into battles with my parents.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: But other people, I don't have an.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Issue with it.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: It's weird.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she still thinks the way she talks to her parents,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: even if her parents are pissing her off, like she'll
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: talk to them. She's worried that if she says something wrong,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: she'll be grounded. See, I'm with Jen on that.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: As a kid, I couldn't care less what my parents thought.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: I would go egging or break bottles or whatever. Now,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: as an adult, I'm like Jen as a kid. All
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: I want to do is please my parents.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I was telling Jeff off the air, and it's
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: kind of similar to Jen, is what worked with me,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: my mother would tell me like, oh, your grandmother would
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: be so upset with you. And that super worked because
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: I did not want to disappoint her at all because
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: she was like my favorite in the family.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Jeff, I mean, I think I could speak for both
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: of us. We just didn't want to get caught. Yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: that's all my goal was. Try to get through without
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: getting caught. Yeah, that was the goal. And see, I mean, Jen, you.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 16: Are an infomercial for both parents staying together because I
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 16: came from, you know, didn't know my dad, the whole thing.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 16: So this is a great commercial right here for stay
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 16: together for the kids.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Healthy fear.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but my parents were divorced. It was just that
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: guilt trip. It was so good.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Well, when they whip out the phrase, I'm not mad,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: I'm just disappointed. I'm like, oh, God, my heart.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Did they say that before or after they hit you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: with the whip? Yeah. Hey, I had another, because Greg
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: loves the story. I'm talking about bitch be tripping stories.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Greg loves the story about when you ask the question about, like,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: what does that little truck do that's in front of
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the plane at the gate? It's the all-time best. It
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: pushes the plane away from the gate, and she looked
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: at me, and she goes, does it look like it
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: says stupid across my forehead? You mean that little truck?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to believe that little truck pushes that big plane.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I swear that's how it works. What
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: did you just ask me the other day? And I go,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: are you serious? There was another one that was almost
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: as good as the plane.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was a plane thing.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: It was another plane thing?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: What was it?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, Greg, there was another one that was just
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: as good. Oh, my God. I got to know. Search
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: that memory bank.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 10: I'll remember.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can think of it, text me, because
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I got to share that with Greg. Oh, my God.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: I will.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 10: It was some sort of either... airline thing or a
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 10: truck or something, like a semi-truck.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: It's like how something works.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 14: It's not a man thing.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: And I go, no, it's X, Y. Damn it. What
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: was that? I thought for sure.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 10: I know what you're talking about. I can't remember because
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 10: as soon as I said it, I heard it and
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 10: I was like, oh God.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She looked at me because when I gave her
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: the answer, she's like, no. Right, right.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Here, I said, I know you don't believe me, so
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I Googled it on the spot. Man, what was it?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Well, can I, I'll tell you my- My recent one, Jen,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: that I already told everybody here is I was walking
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: with Mario and I saw a lifeguard tower. It was
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: completely closed and it had a sign on that little
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: door that you put over the window and it says
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: no lifeguard on duty.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: And I said, what a surprise.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Place to put that sign on the lifeguard tower that's
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: like going to a restaurant and saying having a sign
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: we don't serve food and Mario said yes because there's
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: no lifeguard at work right now when they're not there
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: they lower the door and I said.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: Oh Like, where else would the lifeguard be?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Right. Why have a tower if there's no lifeguard? Speak
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: on it, Greg. All right, babe. Well, you know, thank
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you for picking up. Try to remember.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you remember what it is.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 10: Thank you, Jesse, for defending me.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 15: It's my honor.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: No, I just wanted some good radio. That's all. All right.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I was a good kid through and through.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Am I the only one that believes her? Adult
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: is a different story. I think I'm the only one
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: that believes her. No, I believe her.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 10: I believe her.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: She's a good kid. Yeah, but y'all don't live with her. No,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: I don't. I do. She's full of fat. All right,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: love you, bye.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 10: Different side. Love you, bye.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: All right, bye. There's Jen. God, I really wish what-
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta know. I can't remember. She asked me, I go,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: are you effing serious?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: Was it about a steering wheel on a plane?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what it could be. I don't
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: even think it had to do anything with- A plane?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it didn't have anything to do with planes.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: She said a truck. Yeah, it was a total bitch
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: be tripping situation. And then she realized it as it's
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: coming out of her mouth. That's the best. I'm trying
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: to call my wife back real quick. Back? Why?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: This isn't over.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: No, we figured it out. You did? Oh, okay. Awesome.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I said that, you know, I brought up that old
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: bitch be tripping thing about, you know.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, I'm just filling everybody in. Then we figured
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: it out. Thank God. Yeah, and then there was another
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: thing that she asked me about, and when I told
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: her the answer, she looked at me like I was
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: nuts and I was lying to her, and I had
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: to Google it.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: To prove it.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: To prove that it was, yeah. She was asking about gliders. Okay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: You know, like planes.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: Gliders.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: And she goes, so they don't have an engine. Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: How do they get up in the sky?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 14: Ah.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: And I go, well, they're towed up there. Even I
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: know that. They get towed. Yeah, they're towed by another
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: plane up there. An actual plane.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 6: They start high.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: And it's released. And then it's like, the cable comes undone.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: The cable comes undone. She looks at me like. okay
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: here we go again and I go I swear to
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: you I have no reason so yeah I googled it
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: and I looked up I go look here boom she's like.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Okay I have another question for you Jen did you
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: watch the movie Fifty Shades of Grey I didn't even
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: watch it but I know that's in that movie It's
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: in Fifty.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Shades of Grey?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 14: I don't remember that.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: She's a goody-goody, dude. Oh, yeah. She never watched that.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a goody-goody, man.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 10: I'm not watching that kind of slutty stuff.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not watching that skin flick. Yeah.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, hey, you know what?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I never felt so... I mean, I've felt pretty
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 10: dumb in other situations, too, but that one was pretty good.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 10: I was like, wow, okay, that makes sense now, but
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 10: what do I know about airplanes? I don't know.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. So, here, while I have you on
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: the phone, because I know this.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Kind of came up and i i know what the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: i know what the answer is in my relationship and
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: in my house i was surprised to hear gina's take
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: on this but this started because i saw a story
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: right a question for the ladies cops in new jersey
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: they got uh this massage parlor that they raided it's
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: called waterfall therapy now the owner gets arrested for promoting
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: prostitution They found like 10 grand in cash, it was
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: stashed in the ceiling tiles and stuff like that. That
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: definitely looks legit. No, for sure. That's normal. And they
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: found some other things that absolutely have nothing to do
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: with legit massage. Here's another fun fact about waterfall therapy.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: This is the second time this year that they've been
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: raided by the cops. Whoopsie. The last time two chicks
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: got charged, they were shut down, but then the business
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: was back up and running within a week. And they
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: weren't even trying to hide what was going on there.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Their website literally advertises happy ending on the massage menu. Well,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: there you go. So this came up recently, the idea
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: of happy massage, because out of nowhere, Gina says, would
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you guys be pissed? She was talking. There was like
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: my wife and a couple. I knew that. Would you
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: guys be pissed if your husband got a happy ending massage? Now,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: the answer in my house is absolutely yes.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: I would think.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 10: Emphatically, yes.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 6: Emphatically.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you wouldn't be cool with that? I mean,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I do like a good massage. Like, if I went
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: to some massage place and they offered a happy ending
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: and I took them up on it, like, you wouldn't
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: be okay with that at all.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 9: No, no.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 10: I would have many questions and then we would have
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 10: many issues.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Because Gina said she wouldn't have a problem with it.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: You're crazy, Gina.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's that big of a deal. I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: don't know.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 7: But why?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: Think of the whole massage. That's a very intimate thing,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: but you don't think of it that way. You're just
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 6: getting rubbed down. So what does it matter if it's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: that one body part as opposed to your back and
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: your legs? To me, you're just there to get whatever
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: release you're getting anyway.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 14: That body part is associated with sex and associated with
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 14: love and, and I don't know, it's, it's, it's a
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 14: totally separate, you can't lump that body part in with
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 14: the other body part.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: I think, I mean, if somebody is already like, touching
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: on your man like rubbing his back and stuff i'd
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: be like i mean you're 80 there but that's what
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: i'm saying this isn't.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Sexual touch and and other types of touch are not the.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: Same i would be much more like afraid for my
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: relationship if there was some sort of like girl that
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: kept texting him that he was friends with or they
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: were going out and getting drinks that would freak me
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: out but hearing like oh yeah i turned over and
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: they i knocked one out i'd be like well okay
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 6: i i Kind of get it.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that big of a deal. Sammy,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: would that fly in your relationship? No. Could Steamboat Willie?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: Don't tell Andy that. No, I'm with your wife on this, Woody.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I would have a lot of questions.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 6: There would be a conversation.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Like, what questions would you have? What questions? You would
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: stick around and ask questions? What are you doing? What
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: are you doing? They asked me if I wanted a
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: happy ending. I'm like, yeah, I got a couple extra minutes.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 10: Are you insane is a good question.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: I don't think you're going to date her.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: But again, like, why insane?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 10: Because it's meant for sexual activity, which usually is associated
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 10: with people that you care about.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: So if I'm Andy, right, and now I'm married to Gina,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: and I opt in for the happy ending massage, is
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: the question still, are you insane? Like, it would be
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: insane because I know how you feel about it. I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: know that you are absolutely against it. That would be the,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: are you insane part.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, if someone's just offering you like a handy... Yeah,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything behind it. That's not insane.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: That's the polar opposite of insane. Like, if you offered
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: me a handy and I considered it, am I insane? Right.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Do you know where that leads? Yeah, see, what we're
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: trying to say is.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 10: No, there's a relationship. There's no relationship with the rando.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: At the massage parlor.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: That's kind of my point, too.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Because there could be a disconnect, because it's just about
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: the release. It's not, like, I'm not interested in a
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: relationship with the handjob lady.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 6: And if you close your eyes, you don't even know
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: which one it is. It's just happening.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 10: You might see afterwards if she does a good enough job.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: So what we're saying is, like, what Gina's saying is
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: It is awesome, but there's going to be repercussions.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Again, there's a lot of women who I don't think
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: would mind that. I think more than not that would mind.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: I think more are like Sammy and like my wife.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 6: But I think there's a lot of things that are
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: obviously cheating. And to me, I mean, it's not probably
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 6: great for your relationship, depending on what your thing is.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Question on the text. What if it was like a
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: handy by some random chick at a bar?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 10: That's different.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not. That's not. That's cheating.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Because they had socialization.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: That's cheating. If you're just doing a business transaction of
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: a rub down and then you just, you know, top
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: it off. Yeah, but what you're.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 11: Saying, Gina, is like, well, whatever. They just needed a release.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 11: So that would be the same thing for the girl
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 11: at the bar as it would be for a massage.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 11: Why not get the release from you when they get home?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 11: Why does it need to be right now?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: Well, first of all, it's a win-win.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: It's like when you're doing a renovation, right, Craig?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: You're like, well.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: We already have the bathroom. Exactly. And you're already all
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: oiled up.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 6: They're not like having a drink, like laughing and cheersing.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 6: It's just transactional.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: It's just a rubdown. I couldn't do it. But I
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: do understand what you're saying. I do understand the thinking.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I can also understand why there are some women who
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: wouldn't care because it, quote, gets them out of doing it.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: That's the win-win. They're so not into it. Oh, that's
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: so sad. They're so not into it themselves. You know
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: what I mean? They're like, oh, God. I think about
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: my poor friend, Dan. I think if Dan had the
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: opportunity to get a handy at a massage place and
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: he took them up, I think his wife might be
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: okay with it because she's probably the last thing. You know, Dan, Jen,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: don't you think that would be a pretty accurate? Oh,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: can you hear him? Can you hear us? Nope. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 9: I got you guys.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: When you agree about Dan, like if, if Dan, my
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: buddy Dan got a, an offer of a, of a
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: handy release at a massage place, don't you think his
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: wife would probably be cool because it gets her out
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: of doing it.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 10: Um yeah so i don't want to speak for her
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 10: because that's not fair but yeah we know them yeah
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 10: but she's not here to defend herself but yeah her
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 10: their relationship is very yeah unique they seem more like friends.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do that partners yeah she doesn't
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: want to.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 6: See well then for them it might be that's so
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 6: sad for them it might be convenient and we're.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Totally using fake names no we're not it's my buddy
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Dan as I said he would probably I'm not saying
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: anything that he wouldn't he wouldn't share okay.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 11: So Gina I have a question for you would you
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 11: accept someone a massage therapist doing that to you if
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 11: you were there and already lubed up and just needed
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 11: a release well and.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: You know what the sign is right for a woman
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: if what do you do you're supposed to lift your
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: hips up off the table I thought that was for dudes, too. Yeah,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: I thought that was universal.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so is that what you do for everybody?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I thought that was just for the women.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: It was like the lift the hips up off the
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: table thing. I didn't know women got happy endings. I
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: think the guys is a little bit more straightforward. They're like,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: you like handy? And they go, yes. They have to
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: say it just like that. Happy ending? And you go, yes. Yes, please. Yeah,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: women just had sex with strippers, not massage people. Yeah,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: at bachelorette parties.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: So if I were to get a happy ending.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just reverse the rule.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 6: Well, see, this is, I think... I think gender plays
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 6: a role here because I think in general, if you
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 6: can get that done for a woman, then that's a
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 6: big deal. Guys, it's like, that's easy.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: See, I mean, that's not the question.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. I don't think it would be
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: the same. Like, thank God I'm married to the person
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 6: I'm married to because it's all good.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't be cool with that. Oh, he would kill me.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: There's no way that Andy would be cool with you
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: getting digitized.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 6: No, but I'm saying I think it's different because I
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 6: think you're going inside somebody.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just the function of it. I know.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: You're trying to change the hypothetical. Exactly.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 6: No, I'm trying to be honest and say I don't
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: think it's equal. I'm saying I don't think it's the same.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 6: And I'm trying to tell you why.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 11: That's my thing is like, if I thought about me
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 11: doing that, that would be so weird and strange and bizarre.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't ever want to that.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 11: I feel like the person I'm in a relationship with
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 11: should feel just as strange and bizarre having that happen
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 11: to them.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: I just think that guys doing it is so much
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: more transactional.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: I just had a thought. Let me, let me.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 10: Gina, like you had said it before that it's, it's,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 10: way worse if your husband or boyfriend has some little
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 10: cutesy relationship via text or whatever that is way and
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 10: I agree with that that's infinitely worse like you're not
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 10: going to sit there and text somebody and be all
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 10: cute and be like oh look at this reel or
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 10: this meme that I only thought of you Hell no.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that leads me to my question here. Okay,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: so let's put the sex stuff aside for a second.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: If women are really like that, we're talking about like
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: this emotional connection or this little cutesy back and forth
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: texting kind of thing or whatever that might be. Guys
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: are told all the time that when a woman has
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: a friend and they're just like they've connected with this
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: guy friend and they're hanging out together and they're texting
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: stuff back and forth because that stuff doesn't mean anything
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: to a dude. Like as a dude, I could be
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: texting Gina or Sammy or whoever and I'm just sharing
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: something funny or whatever. Hey, I saw this. I thought
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: of you. It just has nothing to do with anything
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: else to women. That is more important than the sexual
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: aspect of things from what I'm led to believe here. Right.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: A lot of ways.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's worse. So why are guys supposed to be then? Cool.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: If that means so much to women and women are
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: doing that with guys who are, quote, just friends. That's
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: the connection.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 6: I agree.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: That's the intimate part for women. Yeah. So why are
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: we supposed to be cool with that?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 6: I totally agree.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: Nothing sexual happening. Well, apparently that's not as intimate.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: I'm just connecting on every level.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: That's not as intimate. And using your own logic here, ladies,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: that's not as intimate as what you're doing with this person.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: You just got to be cool with the lies, dude.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: That's all. Right?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there's something to that.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: And you got to be happy that Jen is totally
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: mama bearing your wiener.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: She's like, it's mine. Get away. You know why? Because
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: there's literally not enough to go around. There's not enough
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: to go around. We're rationed here.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: And this is a very safe hypothetical for me because
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 6: my husband would never do that.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. All right.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 10: I never heard the phrase mama bear your wiener ever again.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 6: It's pretty gross.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: That's what you're doing, Jen. Well, it's my wife, Jen, everybody. Again.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Love you again. Love you, bye. Love you again, bye.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: All right, man. We got down a rabbit hole there.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: But yeah, like this place, they got busted twice. Twice
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: this year. And it had right on the menu. They
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: were literally advertising happy ending. Sweet. Well, I mean, in
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: those words, happy ending, right on the massage menu. Transactional.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: Is that called direct marketing? That's just the menu. Yeah. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Text us over to 22987. We've got the conversation going
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: on that text.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. All right. More Woody shows next.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 14: Hang on.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Welcome back, everybody. Dude. We're like, sometimes,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: you guys, sometimes, really. Just going through the text messages,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: we were talking about, you know, question for the ladies,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: like if your boyfriend or husband got a happy ending
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: from a massage place, would you care? Or is it
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: just more like a, it's just a transactional thing, I
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: don't really care. It's a conversation. It's not an emotion. Yeah,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: it was just a, it was a hypothetical.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh, retard alert. retard alert alright does Gina think all
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: massage therapists offer special services oh my god is that
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: what you said as we're like going through the text
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: messages here like no no I don't want to speak
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: for you Gina not even a little bit yeah and
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: again it was a hypothetical and then Greg and Gina
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: were talking about some of the other ones I don't
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: have those pulled up but let's.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 6: Not forget that these people are trafficked.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: And that's also that's what we're talking about what we're
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: not here's one so Gina is okay with her husband
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: having a handy from a sex worker laughing This always
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: comes up when we.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: Talk about- Yeah, we put ourselves out there anyway.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Let's just take it to the next level when it's prostitution.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: And I say 100% should be legal if it's to what?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Consensual adults.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: And then you come back with, but a lot of
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: them are trafficked. That's not who we're talking about.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: It's like how Gina got caught up in the whole thing. Like,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: let's say the roles are reversed and you were the
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: one getting the happy ending. Well, I can't finish that. Physiologically.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about that.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: But I thought I was being intellectually honest by being like, well,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's equal. Why don't I think it's equal?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 6: But if you do say it's all equal, then it's fine.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: But if it's consenting adults and- Yes. No. I heard
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Greg is pro-champ. It's illegal too, Greg. Oh, is it?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: That was the other one that came in. It was like-
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: It's illegal.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: They're trafficked. Yeah.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what we're pro-trafficking.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: Think about the children. And then you point out it's illegal. Yeah.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: That's why the cops raided that place. Exactly. That's where
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: the whole story started with this massage parlor in New Jersey.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Twice in one year. Right. Got busted because they even
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: had happy ending on the massage menu. Right. And they
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: knew it was illegal because they were hiding cash in
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: the ceiling- And you know what?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 6: We're still going to talk about hypotheticals.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: We don't care.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I just like, dude, you get caught
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: up by like, just it's like when you really take
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: the fun out of a would you rather. Totally. Like
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: that's the whole point.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 6: Somebody wrote, Gina has an open marriage.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine? No, she said very clearly. Oh, God. Uh-oh,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: retard alert. Oh, my God. She said very clearly that
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: her husband wouldn't be down for any of this. He
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: would never do it. Any of this whatsoever.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: But if, bold italic underlined, if he did, he'd be.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Okay with it. If the question was, let's say your
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: boyfriend or your husband went to a massage parlor that
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: was employing trafficked workers. Oh, my God. That would be
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: something you could text that over with. There's a different hypothetical.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 6: I'd be mad if you didn't call the police.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Everybody had to.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, wait.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: That's not what we're talking about?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: No, that wasn't. Oh, damn. That wasn't it at all.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: We're all anti-trafficking. Yeah. So trafficking is bad. There is
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: a story out there today. This New Hampshire woman, she
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: went to urgent care and she ended up getting locked
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: in the urgent care for the night. Oh, God. Like,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: she went through, I guess she was having an asthma attack.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: She had the whole place to herself? Yeah, like, so, dude,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: it's happened to me, not where I got locked in,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, is anybody here? Because you check into
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: the urgent care and you walk into the lobby and
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: there's really nobody even in the lobby. Oh, totally.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 6: It's like a ghost town.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: It's a ghost town. And then you wait. I'm like,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: what am I waiting on to even go back? Because
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: there's nobody else in this waiting room with me. I've
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: never witnessed that. Me either. It's always packed. Oh, the
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: one that's closest to my house. It's an Xer urgent care.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Is anybody here? Yeah, you walk in and they're like, oh,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: have a seat. We'll be with you in a little bit.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: And then you're waiting there for like 25 minutes. Then
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: they finally bring you in. Not another person is in
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: the waiting room. Then they bring you back to one
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: of the rooms.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 14: Mm-hmm.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: And they put you in there and they close the door.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: And then you're in there. They leave you.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: I thought for sure they must have locked up and
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: went home.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: Same.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 6: They're all at lunch together.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't they take the word urgent out of urgent care? 100%
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: of the time. I thought to myself, for a place
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: that seems like a ghost town, where's the wait? Where
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: is everybody? And where's the urgency? Did they have to
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: page somebody to come in and take a look at me?
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: Do they wake them up?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: Throw something on? Well, somebody just walked in, Dave. All right,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: let me get dressed. I'll be down. I'm driving down now.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: All right. We'll have them in waiting room number one.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: Have some breakfast. Don't rush.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so this woman's in the urgent care. She got
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: a steroid shot around 745. The nurse said that she'd
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: be right back. But then the staff closed up and
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: they went home. She's still in the exam room. She
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: realized that she was alone. She set off the alarm
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: trying to leave because she opened up the door and
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: she kind of she goes, which always feels weird anyway.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: If you peek your set I'd like an exam room.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Like you're sneaking out of the house.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: And she said, she like walked out to see where
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: that set off the alarms. Cause I guess it's a
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: motion sensor thing or whatever. Yeah. So please came to
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: let her out. Uh, urgent care place apologized. Oh man.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. And they, uh, I don't know. They're
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: going to waive the copay. Something. They got to do
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: something for it. Give her an extra sticker or a
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: lollipop or something.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: My very first thought was going to, if that was me.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: I would look for the Botox. I would look for
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: the Vicodin. You're going to rob the place? Yeah, I
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: would inject myself of anything. Let's make the most of this. Yeah.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: That would be terrifying.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: It's like a party.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 6: But yeah, are you that scared to peek your head
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: out when it's like been three hours?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: Right. You're like, what is going on?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: Are you going to get in trouble for peeking out?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Man, people are so invested in this battle between The
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: store in New York and Kelly Clarkson.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: The stupid bird.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Art of Play is the name of the store.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: It's in Brooklyn. That's weird how big it's become. Kelly
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Clarkson said that she got the pretty woman treatment. She
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: went in there to look at some stupid bird thing.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: Not a real bird.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: It's like a mechanical toy.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: Mechanical animatronic kind of bird. And they looked at it
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: according to her description. You know, side. She says that
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: they kind of like looked at her like, oh, it's $ 15, 000.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I can show you something comparable. Looking at her thinking
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: that she couldn't afford it.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: And she's like thinking that she had her pretty woman
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: moment like Julia Roberts did in the movie where a
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: big mistake.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: And then the argument continued that they said it wasn't
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: for sale, but she said they had a price tag
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: I believe Kelly, to be honest. I do, too. Now,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: people like Seabass took exception to her as a celebrity
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: with a huge reach calling this store out by name.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: But so my wife and I were watching something yesterday
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: and they were interviewing the guy, one of the co-owners
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: of the store, of the Art of Play store in Brooklyn.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: Here's a little bit of that.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 13: I'm not even supposed to be here today. I got
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 13: a cancer removed from my face last week. I'm getting
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 13: the stitches out tonight.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with anything?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Which also leads me to believe her more than
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: his side. Because now he's like, well, you know, I
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: had to set it up with his sympathy. Face cancer.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Medical leave. People get moles removed all the time. That's
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: not the part that my wife and I started laughing
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: at the same time. Let's see if it happens here.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 13: I'm not even supposed to be here today. I got
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 13: a cancer removed from my face last week. I'm getting
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 13: the stitches out tonight. But we are afraid for the
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 13: safety of our shopkeepers. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: See? That needs to be bumper stickers that say Kelly
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: Clarkson has put us in danger. Can you ever imagine
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: saying the words Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger? Yeah. Dude. Yeah, dude,
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: come on. So, I mean, fans have been, you know,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: going after the store. They're demanding an apology. But by
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: the way, that's not up to you to decide that
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson needs an apology. It's just random people on
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: the internet. Yeah. It's not that serious. Kelly Clarkson doesn't
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: need you defending her and contacting the store. Here's what
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: I will say, you know, to, you know, Seabass and
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: some other people are saying that, you know, she overstepped
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: because she has this platform. She's a celebrity. She shouldn't
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: be calling them out by name. I will say this
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: because everybody has had that experience where you deal with
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: somebody who really sucks at a store or business service
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: that you were getting and they're being unreasonable. They're being unprofessional.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: They're being rude and everything else. And they do that
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: to a hundred people. Well, all But, you know, one
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: may not have a platform. Right. And they've done that
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: to a bunch of other people who had no platform,
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: who could not really. Yes, they can go on Yelp
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: or they could do whatever, but they didn't. How many
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: times have they maybe treated people a certain way at
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: this place? But they didn't realize it was Kelly Clarkson.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: Everyone you're going to eventually if you someone's eventually going
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: to punch you in the mouth. Like if you are
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: going around and, you know, being issued to people, somebody
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: eventually will punch you in your mouth.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: If you are being rude and you're a bad business,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: you will eventually do that with somebody who does have
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: a platform who could make a spectacle of you.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 6: And that's why I said the other day, like, has
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: anybody ever been to Brooklyn and gone into one of
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 6: these stores? Like, everybody has an attitude. Like, what does
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 6: she think? Just because they didn't know she was Kelly Clarkson,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 6: she literally was treated like everybody else.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: And Yelp did.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 6: They had a 4.8 stars on Yelp. So people seem
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 6: to like them.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: If I was Kelly Clarkson and I had her money,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: I'll buy the place and shut it down.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, that'd be pretty funny. That would be pretty funny. Yeah, 626.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: Why does bitch-ass Woody never believe the celebrities? He's always
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: so negative against their side of the story. I just
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: came to the defense. You said you're siding with her. Dumbass.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: God.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, the text is extra special today. No, dude,
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: in the past 24 hours, man. Between you and me.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I know.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: I'm a mess.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: Guys, just before the show, Woody, you were in the room.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: I said people are being extra weird.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: It's weird. I don't know what's going on. Are we
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: in retrograde, Sammy?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 11: Well, Venus is in retrograde currently, but Mercury doesn't go
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 11: retrograde until I think next week.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that when bad things happen? That's a bad one.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: The 24th will be Mercury retrograde. Dude, people have been
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: extra ishy. So companies get away with a lot. Because
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: most of the time they're messing with people who have
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: no real ability to, you know, in any kind of
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: big way, get the word out.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: And it will be like death by a thousand paper
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: cuts eventually. Yes. But man, every once in a while
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: they will get somebody who's got a massive platform and
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: it can cause a problem. Now, will it pass? Of
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: course it will. You won't be able to remember anything
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: about this a month from now. No, you won't remember
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: the name of the store.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: Next week.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 6: But I might want to check out that shop now
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 6: that I know the name of it. I don't think
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: she heard him that bad.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, so many more people know it. They see
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: some of the stuff. They go, oh, that kind of place.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. I don't really care about Kelly Clarkson,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: but that stupid thing they sell looks cool.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: I wish I had that, in a way, had that passion.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: Like if somebody I love, Liam Neeson or Mila Kunis,
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: had an issue with a restaurant, Well, how, why.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: Would I care? Why does anybody care? And call the restaurant,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: call Liam and apologize. I mean, there is a deep divide.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: There's not a lot of gray area with anything like
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: this that comes up. It doesn't matter what the situation,
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: be it political or something stupid like Kelly Clarkson or
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: whatever it is. Everybody's so deeply divided on every single thing.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: There are like two, like look at the Shane Gillis thing,
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: for example. The Shane Gillis thing, right? People are either
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: completely on his side or they're completely, you know, joining
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: the choir of people saying that he's this, that, the
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: other thing.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 6: Whatever happened is having a quiet thought.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That died long ago. I did see an interesting
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: thing in regard to the Shane Gillis thing. Situation see
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: there's another celebrity whose side I'm on I'm on his
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: side Apparently there was I haven't watched yet. I've been
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: told I would like that show tires. I love tires
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: there was a scene where he was at the gym
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: and he's working out and It was this woman in
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: the shorts that he joked about on SNL And he
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: was like checking out her ass or something like that
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: you were caught staring by the boyfriend but really what
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: it was it was a sting and because they had
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: intentionally put her in these things and the boyfriend was
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: waiting for someone to look at her so he can
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: go in with a camera, confront the person. See, we
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: have another person who's looking. And so he did this,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: it was kind of a take on his whole. Yeah,
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. This obviously was filmed and that show
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: has already been on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever it's on,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: Hulu or whatever. It was basically like, yeah, influencer video
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: type thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About how these influencers just
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: kind of like get people to do things so they
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: can confront them and whatever.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 14: Mm-hmm.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: It is interesting, though, and there's been people who've been
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: pulling examples because they go on the comments and they
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: find the people who are going after Shane Gillis. And
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: they get their screen name and then they go and
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: they find their other comments, more specifically on the Sidney
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: Sweeney thing. So the same person that's calling out Shane
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: Gillis was the same person who was calling Sidney Sweeney
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: a whore.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 14: Wait a second.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: That was the whole problem. When she was doing the,
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: what was it, lingerie?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 6: What's it called? She has a lingerie on.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: For that company. And they're like, oh, okay, well, here
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: she is with Shane Gillis, and here's this same person
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: talking about Sidney Sweeney calling her a whore for dressing
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: in a certain... Interesting. I mean, interesting. Interesting.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: This text draws a valid point. You did insinuate, Woody,
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: that this store that Kelly Clarkson went to... does this
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: to 100 people and they get the one that has
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: a platform, there's no evidence that the store is douchey
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: to people.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't talking about the store in particular. I'm
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: saying the idea is that companies or businesses, services, they
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: will have a problem with the way they treat people
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: and they'll never get called out on it because 99
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: out of the 100 people don't have the platform. Right.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: Eventually they will mess with the one person that does
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: have the platform. Yeah. I think there was an implication
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: there that maybe they were douchey. Bro, I can just
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: look at the store and get them vibes. I haven't
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: looked at the store. I never said that. I never
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: thought that. I'm saying that's more... That's the chance you take. Exactly.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with Kelly Clarkson calling it
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: out because, again, these places.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 6: F around, find out.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these places that do have real issues, whether this
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: place does or not, don't know. Never heard of Art
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: of Play until- In Brooklyn. Four days ago. That sells
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: instruments and mechanical birds.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: Or whatever.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: What do you think the vibes are?
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if instrument stores have
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: a bad rep. I have no idea. Toy stores or whatever. Yeah. No,
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't about them. I know
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: who you are. It was about people who provide bad
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: customer service or rude employees who never get called out. Yeah.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: Not them in particular. How's Kelly feeling, though? I know. Well,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: play that guy's audio again. You know, I'm sure.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, well, you know, she's a criminal.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 13: I'm not even supposed to be here today. I got
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 13: a cancer removed from my face last week. I'm getting
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 13: the stitches out tonight. But we are afraid for the
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 13: safety of our shopkeepers. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 6: I mean, I want that stenciled on everything I own.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 6: It's such a great joke.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 4: I love that Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 6: How many people are going to go, is that stupid
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 6: bird for Halloween now?
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: Offer to buy it. It's like calling Gina's dog like
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: a guard dog.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: Are you sure this is danger this thing this is
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 1: the woody show yeah there's a uh a new medical
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: term that's making the rounds and this it's called ims
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: what's that Irritable male syndrome. Doctors and psychologists are using
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: it as a helpful way to describe the changes that
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: some men have as they get older. The symptoms include, Greg, irritability, depression,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: low motivation, fatigue, trouble concentrating, sleep problems, reduced libido, loss
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: of muscle mass, and increased body fat. Basically all the
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: symptoms of a man turning into an old man. At
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: what age? I didn't really say, but doctors say the
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 1: best way to fight that is to exercise, eat healthy,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: get better sleep, and just relax. Take things easy, you know? Yeah,
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: just get better sleep. Yeah, just relax. If you have
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: a hard time sleeping, just get better sleep. Yeah, just
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: do it. I sent something to Greg yesterday. I'm like, man,
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: we must be the smartest people alive. I'll find it.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have it, Greg? Yeah, let's see. Yeah, I
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: got it. Like, man, we're so smart. It says, some
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: research suggests that very intelligent people may feel... Oh, I
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: have to click it.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Research shows that the more intelligent you are, the less
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: interest you have in socializing with other people.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: This is what I've been saying. Join Hermit, right? Yeah,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: we're just too smart. Speaking of people having a bad
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: day at the store... This guy in West Virginia, he
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: had hit up a Papa John's. He placed the order
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: for 11 pizzas that I guess he needed for the
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: next day. Okay. And he paid for the order in advance.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: So it was all legit. However, the manager at the
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: Papa John's, this guy wasn't buying it. He was thinking
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: this might be a prank. And he called and left
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: a message for the customer. Okay. And here's how that went.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 8: Hello, this is Richard again calling from Papa John's on
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 8: my personal cell, making sure you're not outside of your
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 8: mind ordering all these mediums at 11 o'clock in the morning.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 8: If you could please pick up your phone, that would
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 8: be greatly appreciated.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with this guy? He did. Yeah.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 6: What's the joke?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So the customer called back and got even more
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: attitude from the manager. The customer asked him, man, what's
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 1: your problem?
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: Like, why are you being so rude? The manager hit
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: him back with, quote, oh, you're upset because you got
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: some attitude? Boo effing hoo. And then he canceled the
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: full order. despite the fact it was already paid for.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 6: The guy at the pizza place?
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the manager at the Papa John's just canceled.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 6: This guy, something's going on at home.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: This guy's nuts. Yeah, so anyway, corporate ended up stepping
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 1: in and got the guy all squared away. The manager
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: was fired. Oh, no.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's something wrong with that, Dan.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: You out of your mind?
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 8: Hello, this is Richard again, calling from Papa John's on
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 8: my personal cell, making sure you're not outside of your
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 8: mind ordering all these mediums at 11 o'clock in the morning.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 8: If you could please pick up your phone, that would
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 8: be greatly appreciated.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a judgmental dick. That guy had a watch list.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 6: I have done this. I've been like for a birthday party.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I need 15 pizzas.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: And they're like, no problem.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't pay for them yet anyway.
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  Speaker 2: They don't shame you for utilizing what they offer.
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  Speaker 4: That kind of similar thing just happened to me where,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I'm trying to do this movie screen thing.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like trying to do it on the website
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  Speaker 4: to get all the tickets. And it wouldn't allow me
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  Speaker 4: to get that many tickets.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't actually... go to the theater and do it.
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  Speaker 1: And well, that makes sense. Yeah. But I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: you're paying for it, then what does it matter? Um,
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  Speaker 1: what if you want the whole theater to yourself? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Buy all the tickets. I will tell you, because I
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  Speaker 1: think it has to do with scamming. There was reselling. Well,
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  Speaker 1: so I, I saw this whole report on, you know,
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 1: when your credit card gets compromised, a lot of times
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 1: what happens, and it just happened more recently with, uh,
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: the company card. that I have, you should have seen
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: this spreadsheet of all these illegitimate charges. I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: they were all over the place. It was for movie theaters.
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  Speaker 1: It was for a ton for Shake Shack for some reason.
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  Speaker 8: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: There was all over the place, right? And... this report
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  Speaker 1: that I saw on this kind of stuff is like
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  Speaker 1: when a card gets compromised, that card number, they try
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  Speaker 1: to just clear as much as they stuff as quick,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: as much stuff as quickly as they can. And then
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  Speaker 1: they sell it on the dark web. So in the
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: example that I saw, this guy went on to some
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: dark web place and he bought tickets for a theme
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: park with front of the line, all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not sure this is going to work
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  Speaker 1: because it ended up being for like $ 40 a person
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  Speaker 1: on a prime night, front of the line for the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing. Let's do it. And so he bought the,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, he's like too good to be true. Nope.
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  Speaker 1: And it worked. And the way that they do it
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: is they steal the credit card numbers. They get them.
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  Speaker 1: They immediately go online, book a bunch of tickets and
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: then resell them on these dark websites. And they sell
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 1: them for whatever, just to get people to buy them
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  Speaker 1: because now they have legitimate money on something that they
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: stole to get. Right. So maybe that's why, like if
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: you were trying to buy all these tickets thinking that,
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  Speaker 1: Because one of the, I.
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  Speaker 4: Just kept on lowering the ticket number and I got
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 4: it down to like, or initially it was like 40.
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  Speaker 1: Then I went to.
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  Speaker 4: 30 and then I went to 15 and then it
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 4: said it would process it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they probably flagged you so hard.
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  Speaker 4: And then at the end, at the end, they still
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't even let me get that. So then I had
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  Speaker 4: to go to the theater.
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  Speaker 1: What if you had a really big family? Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Cause it's all done online. So like when they're using,
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  Speaker 1: cause they don't have the physical card, they have the number,
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 1: they have the information or whatever. And then they use
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: it online. Like, so this one, uh, cause I, I
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  Speaker 1: just got some correspondence about it the other day. It
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 1: was from Cinemark, right? Somewhere in Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And they went online. And so the, the, um, company
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: in this case cinemark they can dispute saying no no
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: here's like because the credit card company goes no this
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: was this was uh reported as fraud they go well
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: hold on they pull the transaction they send the screenshots
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: of what every screen that the person as they were
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: checking out everything they put in there they send to
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: the credit card company so they can send this case
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: send it to me and go so this wasn't you
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 1: it was like some some random dudes email address some
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: rent so they not Clearly not my name, none of
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: my stuff. But that's what they're doing. So I guess
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: that's how they're using these compromised numbers. They're just going
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 1: on websites, buying stuff that they can turn around and resell.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 6: Or like at a restaurant, it's like, for an order
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 6: larger than 10, call us. That's probably what you were getting.
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  Speaker 4: You just got me thinking, too, because some of our
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: social media just recently got compromised, and I forgot that.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 4: one of our company cards is attached to it. So
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 4: I got to double check on that. And that card,
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 4: this is a part of that I hate too, because
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: I don't have a company card like you. And so
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: I have to use somebody else's. So I hate having
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: it because if something happens.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: It's going to immediately come to me. Not your money, right? Yeah,
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: I guess so.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. It's really weird. I'm surprised they don't have more.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: They do now more so than they ever have. But
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: for the most part, it's like, Because you don't even
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: see the bill. Yeah. So things can be getting racked
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: up on that thing all the time.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 1: And you don't even see anything. No clue. The bill
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: just goes directly to the business department.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: And they just pay it. You have to go in
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 1: there and enter your receipts for your expenses and things
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: like that. But it's not like you paid it and
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: you're waiting for reimbursement on the card.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: There's nothing like that. How are you supposed to know
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: if it's even been compromised? Dude. Until there's a spreadsheet
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: of a thousand different. The receipts I send on this
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 1: stuff is like every three months. Yeah.
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