Latest / Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show / Slasher Horror - Gratuitous Boobs vs Scary Tale Ending

Transcript

Slasher Horror - Gratuitous Boobs vs Scary Tale Ending · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Gatesleepers, the pop culture game show
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: games master and maniac with a sharp object. Matt Watson,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: it's my wits. It's my wits to the shark. Yeah.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: I almost made that joke myself. I wish I had.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Because I oh, I love being interrupted in my introduction, John,
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: I've got an attitude on the Halloween one.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Don't I just talk the whole time? Okay?
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: But a games master needs games and games need players,
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: so please welcome first. He is a comic book artist, podcaster,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: and Gatesleepers regular. Space Odity's Issue three is fully funded
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: and will be available later this year. I hear it's
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: the dream Warriors of Space Odity's issues. It's John Williams.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Oh hello, and he is a comic book writer, podcast
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: and gate Leapers regular, stepping up at the last minute
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: to fill a canceled booking. Like Jason Vorhes, this man
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: is resilient, indestructible, and possibly a cyborg. Now it's Ben Robinson.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Who's to say I'm everything John has but an artist.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: Welcome back, John, Welcome back, Ben, because you're on the
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: same team. Congratulations on Space Odity's issue three getting the
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: kickstart of funding.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. We are stoked. I got some art
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: to finish up, but it's going to be shipping out
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: in a few months.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Hell yes, love love to hear it. And apart from
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: the comics, how you're both doing.
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: Hot but otherwise good, tired and old, you know how
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: it is the usual.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: Now, very excited to be here. This is a this
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: is a topic I'm super stoked for.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Hell yes, oh well, I'll jump straight on that setup.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: John.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: How big of a slasher movie fan are you?
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: I'm a I'm a pretty big fan. I don't know
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: if i'd call myself like a like an expert, or
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: like a turbo fanatic, but I've enjoyed them my entire
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: life and I and I constantly revisit them whenever I
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: have an afternoon to myself. Nice.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah, yeah, I don't think I would ever call
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: anyone a turbo fanatic.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't have that phrase in me until thirty seconds ago.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: Now he will, No, No, I might, yes, Oh good stuff.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: And Ben?
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: Are you you a fan of slasher movies classic slashes?
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Oh I am?
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I enjoy them. I like, I don't uh,
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know a lot like I like watching them,
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: and I've seen most, you know, most of them over
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: the years. But I'm not like an encyclopedia of knowledge
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: on like who played what or deep lore or anything
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: like that. But sure, I like playing around in the sandbox.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the sandbox in the playground where everybody gets killed.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to make it horror. I was
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: trying to make it spooky. It's a spooky the murder box. Yeah,
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: oh good stuff. Well, you will need some opponents, victims,
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: victims maybe.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: If we do our job right, well find out. Okay.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: She is our resident team captain, a podcaster who works
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: in STEM, which today stands for stabbing teenagers enjoy much
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: late It's a Stevenson Hello.
• 3:34
  Speaker 4: I loved that.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: And she is a podcaster, award winning screenwriter and host
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: of It's a Fandom Thing, a fandom podcast for women
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: and outsiders to feel safe, you know, the complete opposite
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: of the slasher genre. It's Eron Marlowe Hill. So happy
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: to be here. That's great, thanks so much for being here.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Welcome for the first time. Eron, Welcome as always, Audra,
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: how are you both doing doing good good.
• 4:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, excited to be here. I know an amount that
• 4:09
  Speaker 4: We'll let the listeners decide what that amount is.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: For the last three years of game shows, you've not
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: already given away much many clues that you're a horror fan.
• 4:19
  Speaker 4: I have not alluded to that. I am attempting to
• 4:24
  Speaker 4: slowly ease my way into things, looking at this genre
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: before the episode, being like, oh, I have seen that. Oh, okay,
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: so I have seen that, and so there I knew
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: more than I thought, but probably less than my teammate
• 4:39
  Speaker 4: would hope.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, Aaron, I think you're gonna have to help order
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: a little bit with this episode. But but what about yourself.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: You're a big horror fan.
• 4:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've been a horror fan since I was
• 4:53
  Speaker 5: a little kid. My babysitter showed me my first horror movie,
• 4:57
  Speaker 5: which was Boltergeist, and my babysitter all showed me The
• 5:00
  Speaker 5: Shining when I was a little kid, oh, six seven
• 5:03
  Speaker 5: years old. Didn't know it was the Shining until like,
• 5:07
  Speaker 5: I just had the image of you know, the blood
• 5:09
  Speaker 5: coming down the elevators and was like, where do I
• 5:11
  Speaker 5: know that? From? Then, when I was a teenager and
• 5:12
  Speaker 5: watched the Shining I went. My babysitters showed me that
• 5:15
  Speaker 5: when I was a little kid.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: So early exposure to the media. I love it.
• 5:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very early.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: And what about the classic slashes? The this was eighty
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: slasher movies.
• 5:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, I love them. I used to be kind of
• 5:31
  Speaker 5: a little bit more snobby about them, but now I have,
• 5:35
  Speaker 5: now that I've gotten older, I actually appreciate them more
• 5:37
  Speaker 5: than I did before, especially Michael Myers. So, Michael Myers,
• 5:42
  Speaker 5: I collect Michael Meyers stuff and oh fantastic.
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah that would be great for this episode, I think, Yeah,
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: someone who collects Michael Meyer's memorabilia, props, that kind of thing. Yeah, objects, ob.
• 5:56
  Speaker 4: Jay, Oh yeah Jay for today.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely going to be able to help you out,
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: I think Uldra Oh yes.
• 6:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm onto about fifty so nice.
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: I'm feeling confident.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah you should.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, Teams, you've just arrived at summer camp. I'm sure
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: nothing will go wrong at the idyllic sounding camp Crystal Lake. Yes,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: sounds les. But each cabin will need a name, so
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: I'd like each pair to come up with a slasher
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: themed team name.
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Let's start with Ben and John.
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: All right, do you want me to go Ben, since
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: since you don't read theme, Oh, well, I'm sure you
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: prepared yourself. I know the format. Yeah, yeah, that's true,
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: you've done this before. Well I've got I've got a
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: I've got a list, so I'll just go through them
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: real quick. Springwood Slashers, the Counselors, the Virgins, the Final Guys,
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: the Shapes, Pamela Stabby Mcstaberson or the National Home Warranty
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: Day Massacre.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Oh fantatastic. That last one would be a nightmare of
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: an episode title.
• 7:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: I thought of Ben with the way he likes to
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: have you say long team names. Yeah, yeah, that one.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: I don't have any really long ones. I had to
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: get a dick joke in. So I've got the Halloweeners. Sure, yes,
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: the practical effects, because that's one of the greatest things
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: about eighties slash movies. But I think my favorite one,
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: which is also a great thing specifically about eighties splasher movies,
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: we could be the gratuitous boobs.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: Wow, what a pair of gratuitous boobs you could be.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: I really loved practical effects until gratuitous boobs show. So
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: as long as we can get away with that, yeah,
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: I'm all for that.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think in twenty twenty four you can put
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: the word boobs in a podcast title. I think, all right,
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: you can get away right now gratuitous boobs.
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: We're going with gratuitous boobs.
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, I want to say it in a skeletor voice.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Gratis is boobs. Let's let's find out who the gratuitis.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: Boobs will be facing Aaron.
• 8:09
  Speaker 5: Any ideas, Oh man, I'm like, I feel like it
• 8:13
  Speaker 5: just came up with. Like I had hadden Field Slashers
• 8:17
  Speaker 5: because nice of Halloween, so I had to get something
• 8:20
  Speaker 5: in there that had to do with that.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: Of course, I love it.
• 8:23
  Speaker 4: I have a few that are okay. I also had
• 8:28
  Speaker 4: Final Girls, and then most the other three are just
• 8:35
  Speaker 4: loose puns. Fry Yay, the thirteenth yeah, h Scary Tail ending,
• 8:42
  Speaker 4: and Chuck Sheet instead of Chucky.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: So they're there, Oh fantastic. Any any of their ideas
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: eron or should we go with Chuck Sheet? Does Chuck
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: She sound like the best one?
• 8:59
  Speaker 5: No? No, I did the second one? You said again?
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: I think I had Fry yea, the thirteenth and scary
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: Tail ending.
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: I kind of like scary Tale ending because it's like,
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: you know, a play on a fairy tale, but Stucker,
• 9:17
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're here to have fun, so yeah, having
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: that like vibe, all.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Right, we can go with scary tail ending. I like
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: it as a as a team name.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. And thank you Ben because during quick fire
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: now we just get to shout boosts.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's just the it's the right level
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: of childishness for Halloween.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: I love it. Oh good stuff all right.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: And if you're listening to this and thinking I'm not
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: a horror fan, is Nightmare on Elm Street, the one
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: with Jack Skellington, don't worry his order with a little
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: segment we like to call passing knowledge.
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: Slasher horror is Latin for slash her horror. Not really,
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: but that would be fun, wouldn't it. Slasher films generally
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: involve a killer stalking and murdering multiple victims until a
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: final girl triumphs over the monster, proving that these are
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: fantastical works of fiction. As Russell Brand is still at
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: large Inspired by psychological thrillers of the fifties and sixties,
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: slasher films came into their own in the mid to
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: late seventies, with films like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: Halloween kickstarting the new genre. Jamie Lee Curtis's performance as
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Laurie Strode in Halloween defined the concept of the final girl.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: Something I'll get into a little bit later. Friday the
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: thirteenth and A Nightmare on Elm Street both cemented the
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: genre as a form of popular cinema, and both produced
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: endless sequels that made increasingly less sense. Jason in Space
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: Cool why not? Ominous soundtracks, suspenseful writing, and jump scarre cinematography.
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: Mix those ingredients together and you've got yourself a lovely
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: fall slasher soup. Since ancient Rome, humanity has sought after
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: violence as a spectacle, usually as a form of desensitization
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: to the very real violence inherent in our political systems.
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: And I, for one, am glad that we now watch
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: people in hockey masks pretend to murder teenagers instead of
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: feeding dissidence to hungry lions. Let's play spooky Gateleepers.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you Adra.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: player to bring in a muse, something that inspires them
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: or something they love from this particular fandom. Slashes are
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: inspiring to me because Hollywood still gave Mike Mayas a
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: career in spite of all those murders he did. Yeah,
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for Slashes, we might not have Shrek.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: There might be no Shrek. So thank you Slashes.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: John.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: We'll start with you. What's inspiring you from the world
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: of slash fiction.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Slashes, you know, I'm stepping outside of the movies
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: a little bit to find my muse today. My muse
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: actually includes my pal Ben and everybody else here because
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: for me, watching scary movies when I was a little
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: kid was all about doing it with your friends. It
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: was a community thing. You watch it in groups of people,
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: you all enjoy it together, you talk about it the
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: next day wherever you're at, whether it's a playground if
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: you were young enough, or at the water cooler when
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: you're older. So I'm channeling the joy of the communal
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: experience of horror movies into today's episode because I always
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: have a lot of fun when I'm on the show,
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: and I'm looking forward to having a lot of fun
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: with everyone. Hell yeah, yeah.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I can't say that's not inspiring John, because it involves
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: the community spirit of this very podcast. So I must
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: say it's inspiring. But yeah, I totally get what you mean.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Horror movies as a genre have always been about, especially
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: as a kid, like daring each other to watch the
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: next scary once you can talk about it and then yeah,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: like you say, dissecting it and picking apart the pieces,
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: trying to use media analytical terminology.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: That also sounds violent.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're picking up on that.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: I am now yeah. Yeah, And ironically Ben stepped away
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: while I was saying.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: He almost got away with it as well.
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: He said nice things about you, Ben, but you did
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: not hear it.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: That's okay, doesn't need to get any bigger.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Oh lovely stuff.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fantastic commuse community always a brilliant thing to
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: be inspired by. Okay, moving on over to your gratuitous
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: boobs teammates, Ben, what's inspiring you from slashes?
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I disappeared because I forgot to grab my muse
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: and had to run and get it. It is my
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: homemade murder machete, okay, that I use to murder chickens
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: and uh, chickens and stuff when I process them. So
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: this is my yes, head lover.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: It looks effective for those listening to the podcast. Ben
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: just has what I can only describe as a massive
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: knife machette.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: As the biggest knife I've seen on a human that's
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: not in a piece of media.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it feels when you hold up your hand,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: it feels horror adjacent.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I have seen like replica swords, like prop
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: swords that are metal, but they're not actually sharp. I
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: know that's sharp. I trust Ben. So it is the
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: largest functional knife I've ever seen.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: He's the Sacramento slasher. You still get the alliteration, oh.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Doc saying scary. Yeah, well that's a very inspiring knife.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I feel threatened by it. Therefore I feel inspired. Okay,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I should next year I might start handing out points
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: for the mes segment.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: It might be time.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on over to the scary tale ending
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: erin what's inspiring you from the slasher genre?
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: A little bit more serious, But the most inspiring thing
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: to me about slashers, even though I collect Michael Meyer's stuff,
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: is as a woman, it's amazing to have women defeating
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: the men and be the last one standing. Sure, there
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: is something empowering about that. Granted, I mean there is
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: other like complications with that with it always being like
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: the good girl usually, but still there's something very empowering
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: about that in a world where it can feel like
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: you're outnumbered. So that is like something that inspires me.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: And then I just quickly want to show my baby Michael.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: I put these on him for Halloween, so he's wearing
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: devil horns. I'm gonna dress him up for every holiday.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: But I just had to show my baby Michael because
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: that's my favorite thing.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is brilliant, credible Halloween too, Michael.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Right, yes, exactly, Yeah, Oh yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: It's it's weirdly adorable.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Oh no, isn't it. It's so adorable.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's amazing. And yeah, as well as
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: well mentioning it being an important thing to have representation,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I always think like with the sort of modern Horrors
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the last sort of ten to fifteen years, they've managed
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: to put a quite a modern twist on it and
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: sort of make the final Girl be a much more
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: complex representation of women. But you kind of have to
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: always lay the foundation and build the building blocks, Like
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: without those Final Girls of the eighties, we don't get
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the more complex Final Girls of third of the twenty's
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: and the twenty tens.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and to be fair, yeah, in the eighties, none
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: of the characters were really that complex. Genre was pretty
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: surface level.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they were on par yeah with the rest
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: of the cast.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: So heck yeah, yeah, incredibly inspiring and so is the baby. Yes, okay, uh, Last,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: but not least, Audra, you're a famously not a slasher fan.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Have you have you found amuse?
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Yes? Mine is also final girl based in the sense
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: that I believe like in my youth, I was prime
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: to be a final girl in a horror film. Let
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: me set the scene. I lived in a small rural
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: town just down the railroad tracks from a penitentiary, like
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: that's right, historical, old creepy penitentiary. There was a tasty
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: freeze overlooking the penitentiary, so you could sit by the
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: six foot tall ice cream cone looking over this fort
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: like prison. And in these small towns you have instead
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: of going to like a party in the suburb, you
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: would wait until someone who lived in the middle of
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: nowhere or an abandoned house or barn was available, and
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: so you would go out in the middle of the
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: night to a secluded location a not too far distance
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: from a penitentiary. And teens would drink and do other
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: things they oughtn't. So final girl rules is you shouldn't
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: have sex, you shouldn't do drugs, and you should be
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: a habitual rule follower. Check check check. I was also
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: a cheerleader, which feels iconic in this. So I was
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: a cheerleader in a group of cheerleaders. They were not
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: following the rules. But I was a prude. Yes, I
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: was smart enough to like no, not to run into
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: the room directly with the killer. But I was dumb
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: and socially needy enough to definitely go to that party
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: and know no better but absolutely be there.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: So how many of your filves were brutally murdered? It
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: can't be zero.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Define brutal. But I just think that I was I
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: in my youth. Had I known about that trope? Yeah, ooh,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: I absolutely I checked all the boxes to be the
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: final girl in a slasher film.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's inspiring that you're still here, honestly
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: against all odds.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've survived.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I have gosh, Hey, you are the final girl, but
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: not the final girl because there are full players players.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling very inspired. Are we ready to get on
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: with some games.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty confident John and I would be murdered early.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Almost certainly pretty one and number three.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I'll let you decide, right scenes, let's all fall asleep,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: enter the dream world, and begin the new nightmare that
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: is round one.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Round one is.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Called IMDb trivia, which this episode stands for I Must
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: disembowel bodies. This is just a standard trivia game with
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: no tricks, only treats.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I don't believe that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I have here a board with six words on it
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that I now realize are written in red, so they're
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: probably difficult to see.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can't see them, all of them.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Occasion. There we go, Music, legs, jail typist, John n.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Max, There you go.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Each word corresponds to a ultiple choice question. Choose a word,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: answer a question, get a point. But some words might
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: not directly relate to your question. So are there are tricks?
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I lied? I knew it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we will begin with gratuitous boobs, as as
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: we always shut. Well, you want to go with John,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: let's do it Joe with John? Oh so predictable.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: It's spelled weird.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: But okay, here's your question connected to John. Why did
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: John carpenter invite Robert England onto the set of Halloween,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: A to build the interior sets of most of the
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: suburban homes. B to coach Nick Castle on how to
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: be an iconic horror villain, or C to throw bags
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: of dead leaves on the ground to make it look
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: like the right time of year.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that last one. I don't know.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they definitely did the last one. I'm gonna
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna knock out B because he was not an
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: iconic horror villain by that point. This is in, This
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: is in what nineteen seventy eight, It was well before
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Halloween was.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do have some net recollection of him possibly
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: being a carpenter slash working on sets or something, but
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if that's real or not.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I have no inclination between the two of them.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: So if you're feeling something, maybe we should go for it,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: or if you're feeling something, we should go in the
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: opposite direction.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I have a terrible record, John, I want to yeah
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: that out.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Well, this could set the tone. But I do know
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: all right on Futurama, I do know that they had
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: to spread leaves around to make it feel like it
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: was fall because it was not when they filmed. Yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: it wasn't. It wasn't fall, and it was in Pasadena
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: instead of Illinois. Yeah, very different.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Well it's your name, so I'll let you pick.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, set the tone. Yeah, yeah, exactly my fault. I'm
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: gonna go I'm gonna go leaves. I'm gonna leaves. I
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: can't tempt you with bee can't. You're eliminating that one. Okay?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: It is see it is throwing the bags of leaves
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: on the ground. Yeah, just looking for work in Hollywood
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: at the time. I'll throw some leaves for John Carpenter.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Why not. We'll leave the carpentry to uh to Harrison Ford.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: That's a point for gratuitous boobs. Let's move over to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: scary tale ending. Pick a word.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: We have music, legs, jail typist and mask music music.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Do you love the music? Questions?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, here it is in a nightmare on Elm Street two.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: What was added to the background music anytime Freddy was
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on screen? It's a whale song B knife sharpening or
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: C compressed air released into a PVC pipe.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Oh. I don't know if this is real, but I
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: do feel like a or C because those are similar
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: type sound like, they are similar, like it's down a pipe,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: they're they're in the same genre of sound to me,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: compared to knife sharpening.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: This is one of the ones that I've seen the
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: least of Oh my gosh, wait, what was B again?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Was knife shoppening?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm?
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Uh but see, you know because but but that that
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: you heard that in the first one. You know because
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: you hear like his knives going along, but it's always
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: in the back. Oh my gosh.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I do not know enough to know the context of
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: the second one to see what would tonally add, and
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: I chose the wrong one. We'll have more. I'm feeling.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm feeling C.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Let's let's go see.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Let's go see go and see compressed they're released into
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: a PBC pipe. Yes, it's not C. But I do
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: also think it would sound like whale song, which is
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: what it is. They added nice relaxing whale song to
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the background of those killers.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Just just to calm everything down a little bit. Slashers
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: known for me in that one.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: I knew the first one. I knew the first question
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: like the second was.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't Oh wait,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I did make this game.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: That's your fault.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, orcas are murder machines, so that is true.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: There's killer killer whale. It's there, It is there. Okay,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Gratuta's poops. Would you like to pick another word?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: You've got legs, jail typist and mask.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Uh what are you feeling, Ben?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, uh, the legs. That's another body part. We're
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: a bear a body part. Let's uh tie here.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, your question about legs. The first Jason scene
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: in Friday the Thirteenth, Part two is a shot of
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Jason's legs walking across the street toward Alice's house. This
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: is a unique scene in the series, but for what
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: reason A. This scene was the only one in the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: franchise where the were recorded live, as though Jason himself
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: is speaking them b This scene was filmed the day
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: before Jason's actor was scheduled to start work, so Jason
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: was played by the film's costume designer or see, they're
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: actually puppeteered animatronic legs to give an unsettling and inhuman
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: like pace to Jason's walk.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: All right, this is gonna this is gonna seem weird, Ben,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: But for some reason, I feel like I heard somewhere
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: that somebody else played Jason for the opening scene. That
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: seems like a solid film thing to do. You know,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: You're like, this is just legs. We can get a
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: we can get some stand in feet for this one.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: The animatronic thing seems like a budget blaster on Jews
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: that were not known for having great budgets, when you
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: could just have someone walk weird. Yeah, and uh, recording
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: the little sting live.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what they would get out of that.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Either that's the other one that I believe, or that
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: that would seem believable to me. But for some reason,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I'm I don't know, I'm feeling Bee. I'm with you, Okay, okay,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: go for it, B go and B.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is be. It was the costume designer for
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the film. She was asked to stand in because the
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the actor hadn't arrived yet and they wanted to stop shooting. Yeah,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: so it's it's famous for being the only time Jason
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: was played by a woman. Is why that scene is
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: so unique.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: That explains the high heels. I always thought that was weird.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Credit her, hey, her appropriately.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I want to see her on the convention scene. Actually,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: now that you mention.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: It, m Jason vorhees behind everyone's really really absolutely Jason's legs.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, moving back on over to scary Tale ending, there's
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: three words left on the board. Some of them could
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: link to the trivia you might think. Others may be
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a trick, may maybe a trap.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: We have jail typist and mask.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Must go with mask, going with mask?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, heck you in the first two Halloween movies, whose
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: likeness is distorted and used as the basis for the
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: iconic Michael Meyer's mask, is it a William Shatner, b
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Marlon Brando or C Donald Trump? It's a William Shatner,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: quick as anything. Yes, I'll do I take it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: You've got no uh oh, you're not gonna QUERI dispute it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Dispute it.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: I would be insane to challenge.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It is indeed Willie Shatner. Yeah, I don't know how
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I feel about that if I were William and then
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: it's just like my melted face is being used as
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the face of all serial.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Killers the picture of horror. Well, it's more like from
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: him being It's more from like the Captain Kirk look
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: too is where they were getting.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure, but if I know anything from his public
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: appearances in the last thirty years, he can't really separate
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the two all that much.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it was it wasn't a mask of William
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Shatner from that episode of Twilight Zone.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Catholic's get into fights with fan people online on Twitter.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I was convinced that one was a trap. It was
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: like mask, it'd be too easy. It's gonna be something
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: about like Pumpkinhead's mask or something.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Then sometimes it's a reverse trap, just a double bluff,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: just to trap the Yeah, double bluff, that's how people
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: would normally say.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: A reverse trap. Sometimes the one we're trying to catches ourselves.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: What about the friends we made along the way?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I like it so much. Wisdom on the horror episode. Okay,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: back on over to gratuitous boobs. Would you like to
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: pick your final word?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And what are we between typist and what jail? Jail?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: On?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Right, I'll let you pay John. I picked the last
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I can't think of what typest would be, so let's
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: do it. Let's go for it, all.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Right, going for typist? Okay, your question that might be
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: connected to that word? Why did Halloween four screenwriter Alan B.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Mcolroy insist on writing the film in eleven days from
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: start to finish? Is it a so he could also
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: accept the contract to write the nineteen eighty eight film
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Mack and Me B so he could beat the writers
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: that was about to be called by the WGA or C.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: To quote mister McElroy, I wasn't going to spend more
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: than two weeks of my life writing Halloween for the
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: return of Michael Meyer's.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Those are all very believable.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, I have no inclination at all.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I do not remember if there was a
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: writer strike around that time.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: It wasn't me.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: It was things when I was ten every three years,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: so yeah, I'd be like five, wasn't paying attention to
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: the WGA. That last one sounds very compelling.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: It does so if I'm putting myself in the in
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: the head of of like which one would Matt have
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: made up? Or which two? I guess like a pull
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: like Mac and Me? Is that something Matt would do?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Or is that or is that too obscure?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know how well do I know your treasure
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: cultural texts?
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, being excited about moving on to Mac and
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Me is a little interesting.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they thought it was gonna be the next et,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: like they set it up for a sequel.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I feel like like washing my
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: hands of it because I don't. I don't know, and
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I want it to be c.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Which means it's probably a see.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like Part four was written
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: with love, and it was a return to the franchise,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: you know after Part three. So I and and four
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: is pretty good, Like it's it's a pretty good Halloween
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: movie in my opinion. So I I don't think it's
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: written by somebody who just who didn't give a shit.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Let's go with Mac and me. Then all right, we're.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Gonna go a going with Mac and me going with
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: a yeah. Out of course I'd make that up. It's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a hilarious sounding movie. It was the rightest strike, is why.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: He had scored to know it happened, Yeah, to get
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: it in there and actually miss McElroy.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: It was actually this was his break as a screenwriter.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: He's been working in film and TV ever since, so
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: this was this was actually his breakthrough movie. I can't
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: imagine he ever would have said that about his breakthrough movie.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: The big question is did he write Mac.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: And me no he didn't, So no point there, which
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: means back on over to scary tail. Ending you are
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: left with jail which.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Is fitting, which is fitting for where you grew up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Rodra absolutely in a prison of my own making.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's your question about jail in a Nightmare on
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Elm Street. All of the boiler room footage was shot
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: in the basement of the Lincoln Heights Jail in Los Angeles.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: But why was the building condemned shortly after production wrapped?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Is it a A broken sewage pipe caused all cholera outbreak,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the first of its kind in America in over fifty years.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: B eight members of the LAPD brutally beat five teenagers
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: in the boiler room, and the jail was closed due
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to an ongoing investigation into them and the wider LAPD
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: or C asbestos.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: I really want it to be A.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, I do want it, and I don't.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Know if that's yeah, And B seems like something that
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: could happen, but I don't know. Yeah, but C seems more.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: A feels real because oh my god. B seems real
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: because that's sad, And then C seems real because it's
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: just pretty reasonable. How many frickin' things had asbestos?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they all seem pretty reasonable.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, any any towards C. I really want it to
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: be A. But I don't know. That seems like it
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: would have been a bigger I don't know, a bigger thing, but.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I have I'm on the same exact thought process of
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: it's I think it's C. If I'm going to answer
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: the question, I want it to have been A.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, see you're going with C.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it just up.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: You didn't fall for any of the more interesting and
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that's exactly what it is.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: You beat me, that's fine.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: The police closing down a jail to investigate police brutality, Yeah,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: and A.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Just I just that just sounded so funny to me.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: For sorry, I really wanted it to be that. But
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: I was like, that would have been a bigger story
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: and you would.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, Well there we go.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: You made your way through the board, you slashed your
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: way through all of the words. That's the end of
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: round one. Let's use the knives on Freddy's fingers to
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: count the latest scores.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: It's like, pick them up and count them like that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: One two.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: We have Grotuitor spoops on two points and Scary tail
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: ending also on two points. Nice all tied up up.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Next is round two after this Halloween themed commercial break
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: spooky consumer Capitalism. See you after this. Round two is
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: called Devil's Advocate. It's a game where our players will
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: each have ninety seconds to defend the actions of an
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: iconic nineteen eighties fictional serial killer keyword fictional, as though
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: they are the defense lawyer of that horrible murderer. Points
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: will be awarded for fandom accuracy, good lines of defense,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and for using court room lawyer speak. And after your
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: time is up, we'll hear from the rest of our
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: panel to see what they thought of your defense. So
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I have here the scary timer that adds pressure. Oh,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: nothing scarier than a time sad thing.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: That thing does.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: I hope when it goes off it starts playing the
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Halloween theme.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I you know what, I think I've got it on silent. Unfortunately,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: that's pretty scarier.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Or even as like the last ten seconds, you know.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: It'll be thet I've enjoyed practicing that in the last week.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, So I think we're going to start
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: with John. You're going to be first up in the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: boy the courtroom. Would you mind telling us which serial killer,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: which fictional serial killer you'll be defending?
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Well, ladies and gentlemen of the court, I will be
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: defending one Frederick Charles Krueger.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Lovely, not even going to check if that's his middle name.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: It is accuracy matters. I thought about adding a Francis
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: in there, or like an Esquire, but I didn't sure sure?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: All right, Well are you ready John? Yep?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Defend Freddy your time stoughts.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are here
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: to speak on behalf of one Frederick Charles Krueger. You
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: will find out that the tale is one that's not
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: of horror, but of horrific tragedy. He was born the
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: son of a nun who was assaulted when she was
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: left in an asylum with one hundred maniacs for multiple days.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Nobody even knows who his father is. In his early childhood,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: he was adopted and beaten and abused probably verbally, physically, emotionally, etc.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: By his adoptive father. His childhood was stolen from him,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: so all he wanted to do when as he got
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: older was play with children. He wanted to recapture some
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: of that childhood. You know, I'm sure he had a
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: big razor glove. What little boy didn't want knives on
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: his fingers for fun. And after he had been exonerated
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: in court for this preposterous murder trial, he was the
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: victim again, a vigilante justice being burned alive in a
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: boiler room by mob vigilante parents, and his soul can't
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: even rest. After that, he's possessed by three dream demons
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: to go on a killing spree of teenagers under the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: guise of revenge ladies and gentlemen. I present to you
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: the ultimate victim, one Freddy Krueger. Very good.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Anything you want to do in you last two seconds?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Peace? I don't know, Oh yeah, yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Right in before the buzzer.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I love the idea that in a cult of law,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the jury just all state, stony faced as you said,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: three dream demons.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, I have heard of the dream demons.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: It's fact.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, it's law accurate, and it will definitely have
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a contributed to your points. Before I give John his points,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: anyone from our panel got any comments on John's defense.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I mean double jeopardy, like if he was already exonerated
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: of the crime, like, yeah, yeah, you know I can't
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: try him again.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's maybe I'm defending him in a
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: civil trial.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose. I didn't say what kind of court this.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Was, paying you shit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Traffic tickets. It was just unpaid.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: The state of California versus that.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I would give you the full five points, John, but
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to knock off one point for your defense,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: primarily being the uh, it's okay if cycles of abuse repeat.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: But apart from that, I loved the courtroom jargon. I
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: loved making the case for his lost childhood and his
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: horrific circumstances of his background. So four points four out
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: of five.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I'll take him four bladesling shling.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was a great defense. Piece of pop culture
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: defense loyery there from gratuitous boops. But moving on over
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to scary tail ending, I think we'll start with the
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: with the horror expert before we find out what Audra is.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Erin.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Would you mind telling us which killer you'll.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Be defending Michael Myers.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Of course this should be should be pretty easy for
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: such a Michael Meyers fan. But we'll find out. We'll
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: see what the court decides, are you ready.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Erin as ready as I'll ever be.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Your time starts now.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I'm here to
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: defend one Michael Myers. Who I mean picture this. You're
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: a young kid. You accidentally get upset. You were probably
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: being neglected by your sisters, so yeah, you kill her,
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: but I mean, kids make mistakes. And then you're locked
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: away in a sanitarium as a little little kid. You're
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: probably in there with like people that are just like
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: have their minds, talking to themselves, seeing things that aren't there.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: They're probably picking on you because you're a little tiny kid.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: You're scared, you're terrified. You probably don't get any visits
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: because your parents have basically given up on you. And
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: then you have this doctor, doctor Loomis, who at first
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: seems like he might want to help you, but then
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: he gives up on you too, and he doesn't even
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: like you know, like, even try to understand where you're
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: coming from, doesn't even try to understand why you don't
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: want to speak, why you don't want to talk. Of
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: course you don't want to talk. You've been lacked, locked
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: awave your whole life, and he calls you a monster,
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: he calls you evil, he calls you the Boogeyman, doesn't
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: even see you as human anymore. And then when you
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: finally break out and you're just going to try and
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: reunite with your long lost sister, only to find out
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: later that that's not your long lost sister, and you've
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: been lied to about that too, And then you're just
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: sent on all these different different shoes, your own adventure things,
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: and basically the whole world has been lying to you
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: this whole time, and you just really are just want
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: to go home and go to sleep and rest in
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: your own bed. So you know he did nothing wrong.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: They go with even with a he did nothing wrong
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: at the end, I love that, like lawyers do you.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: No, I loved that so much.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I loved the picture that you have painted of a
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: child who has been betrayed by the system that is
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to protect him.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Why would he speak when no one listens? This is
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: how how he's learning to communicate his needs exactly.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Man, These killers, they're they're really just victims of of
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: the world.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Themselves, victims of society.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, starting to really empathize with them, actually, yeah, any
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: any more? Comments from our from our panel.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: I think it was incredible, very good.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I think it should I was thinking the same thing,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: like I picked Freddy Krueger pretty quick because I like him.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, man, Michael Myers, like he's
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: got he's got a strong case for him, a doctor
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: that calls him evil.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just the system, a system giving up on this, uh,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: this poor boy, even as own parents.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: I think I think there's even in one of the
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: later Halloween movies. I think when I think it might
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: be when doctor Loomis dies where he's just like I've
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: failed you, Michael, and it's like, like, what does he
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: mean by that? You know, he could have been he
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: could have been admitting to it.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh wow, gosh.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: It's actually his fault. Oh Loomis's fault.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: It is it's all that you believe.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Well, look, Aeron, I'm only going to mark you down
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for could have been a bit more courtroom jargon in there.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I love to hear some some you know, appealing to
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: the to the fictional people in this imagined space I
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: like to create. So I'm going to give you four
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: points as well. It was a very strong defense. We've
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: heard the defense of two killers. Let's have two more.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Back on over to gratuitous boobs. Ben, Which killer will
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you be defending?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Jason Vorhees, Jason.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Vorhees, rounding out the unholy Trinity.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I like it?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready to defend Jason?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, the time stots now.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: The police is the court. I would like to enter
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: into state's evidence a few items here. So, my client,
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: mister Vorhees, is is on trial for the murder of
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: numerous philanderous drug using teenagers, scourges on society, if you will,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: the kind of people that turned a blind eye when
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: he was a young man being bullied and abused, and
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: ultimately led to his fatal drowning in a lake. The addition,
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: which is point number one, this guy's dead. I mean,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you can't convict a dead guy
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: of doing anything. I mean, he's dead, He's been to hell,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: he's a recognized astronauts. He's just a victim of the
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: circumstances here. Not only that, what is the burden of
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: evidence here beyond a reasonable doubt. I'd like to point
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: out that many of the murders that are attributed to
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: him were actually done by his mother. That Connell whatever, Gentleal,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: the dude from Seasons of the Witch that was. And
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: then there was that other guy I think it was
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: wasn't in five like the angry cop or whatever, like
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: he didn't he didn't do half of these murders they're
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: accusing him of. There's no way you can pin this
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: on him. There's a whole few of people beyond a
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: reasonable doubt my ass this man should be free to
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: continue to be dead.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Fantastic end. Okay, Oh my goodness.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I mean the whole premise that you can't convict a
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: dead guy is a really tough one to argue.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: It's a strong premise.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: And it may have had the delivery of a slightly
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: more unconventional lawyer, but there was a lot of colt
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: room jogging there and lawyer speaks any any comments from
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: the rest of our panel before I hand out points.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Ooh that felt good.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: That was pretty good. Yeah, saying the dead although Season
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: of the Witch is Halloween, but.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wasn't going to correct teammates.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I had to know.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: This is why we consult the of the cult room.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Get it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: It was going to be the full five points, but
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: it's going to be another four.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: That's true. That's fair.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Man, This is this is how you play gately, bizarre,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: excellent stuff.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: I couldn't remember the top guys. Now, was that was
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: that Halloween five?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: That was the other like it was Friday five? It
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: was Roy the paramedic.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Paramedic, that's what he was. I knew it was some
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: sort of with.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Piercing blue eyes.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: And stabbing hands, the line about him being a recognized
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: astronaut and really making him sound like a hero of
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: the country.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. Excellent, excellent, Oh I was I
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: was thinking too. He also had to watch one of
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: those asshole kids behead his mother exactly.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: I was thinking that too. That was another.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been good, Ben, that would have
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: got your five points.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't bring that out because I was trying
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: to pin some of the murders on her. Yeah, you
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: can't convict a dead person, so I didn't want to
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: want to confuse the true. That's sort of gotta control
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: the erroneous information.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I love these terms. I don't know what
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: any of them mean, but I love them. Okay, Oudra,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: are you ready to defend a killer?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I'm as ready as I'm going to be.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry if these ninety seconds are long, but
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: let us know what killer? What killer will you be defending?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: In the cult?
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: I will be defending leather face, leather face, leather Charles face.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Well at least yes, okay, are you ready?
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: The time starts now.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I would like to
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: present my case for leatherface. This this is a simple man.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Based on all of the testimonials you've heard today, I'm
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: gonna assume he probably had some absolute trauma in his youth,
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: probably some terribly mean people to him which caused severe
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: psychological damage and then resulting in him wanting to wear
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: leather on his face. This is, this is where we're
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: at now. He's just a simple member of the BDSM community.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I think who among us, which there's probably a couple
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: of people in this jury who also can find some
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: common ground with uh, leather face in who are we
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: to shame? Who are we? Who? Amongst us? He has
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: a big chainsaw. As I said, I am from a
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: small town. I'm a simple country lawyer, and in my
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: town that person was always a hero. A log falls
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: down across your driveway. Who are you gonna call leather
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Face and he's gonna hack that log? Oh boy, he's
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: gonna I'm from Illinois, so it's an Illinois chainsaw assistance.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: It doesn't have the same ring to it. He is
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: gonna be a helpful man in the community.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: There we go. That's that's your time. Well building up
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: leather Face as a pillar of the community.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Just a bondage.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: B smart was the best.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I love the idea that those kids that like they
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: got a flat tire and just forgot the safe word.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: If only I'd remembered Strawberry, If only I remembered.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Strawberry, chainsaw fires up. You know, thought thought it was consensual?
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, misunderstanding.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: First of all, you're definitely getting a fandom accuracy point
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: for mentioning chainsaw. We got about a minute in and
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: we haven't heard chainsaw. But then you mentioned chainsaw as Wow,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: there he is with his big chainsaw.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: The listeners that know at home, they absolutely knew who
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: leather Face was.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure, yeah, you were insulting the intelligence of the jury.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I know they know.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, well look you you also must know you know
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: that didn't quite have as much law references as the
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: other three use me face.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, leather face, chainsaw, what else do you need to know?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: That's it?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: So look, I can't give you as many points, but
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I am going to give you three points because I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: thought you built your case for him being a valued
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: member of the community.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: That is very generous of you, and I appreciate it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, how did it feel to defend psychopaths?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: That was wonderful.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: I got a big paycheck.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt like a real lawyer.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, that is the end of the round. Let's ask
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Lourie Strode to calculate the latest scores. She survives most
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: of those movies, so she must be pretty smart. Okay,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: those scores are scary tale ending are on nine points,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: but gratuitous boobs are in the lead with ten points.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Close.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: We can still fuck this up, don't worry.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, too close for me to from a feel confident.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it is round three next after these ads.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But we've been commissioned for thirteen sequels, so we're not
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: going anywhere back soon. Round three is called merch Table.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: It's the game that looks across the weird and wonderful
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: world of fandom merch. I have in front of me
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: a list of genuine and genuinely weird eighties slasher merch
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: from etsy dot com. I will read the title of
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: a listing and drop an image in our discord chat,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and using just those two pieces of information, our players
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: must write down how much they think the item has
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: been listed for, and the closest answer is guaranteed a point,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: but I'll throw out bonus points for if multiple people
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: are super close or if someone is like spot on.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, because the descriptions are good, but the photos.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I'd like to say that makes this easier, but I
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: doubt it.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: I think it adds a new level of complication.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: So we are going to begin with a classic Etsy listing,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Miguel Maya's Fine Art Halloween print horror art print eight
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: by twelve inches, Halloween Lover's Michael Meyer's print. And I'm
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: dropping the image in.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: The chat now, Oh my gosh, I want this now.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: A rose.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: That's amazing, Miguel Mayers. So yes, if everyone would like
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: to write down how much they think that has been
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: listed for on Etsy?
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: And you said it's a print, it is a print, yes.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And we asked, can we ask questions like is
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: it framed?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: You can ask some questions I won't answer that you're
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I'll answer. I'll answer some questions.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that. I appreciate you being transparent. That you could,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: but you won't.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: I could, But did you reread the listing the wording.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: That I can do?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Gel Meyer's Fine Art Halloween print, horror art print eight
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: by twelve inches, Halloween Lovers, Michael Meyer's print.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, fine art, Fine, it's on.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Etsy should have he.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Should have undone like the first three or four buttons
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: in his coveralls there and shown some chest hair.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Definitely.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Really, I do have.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: A shirt called That's Magic Mike, like a Magic mic
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: themed shirt and myers.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: That's not good.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: It is awesome.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, eron, you might enjoy quite a few of these
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: items on I know.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, send links absolutely. Okay.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Do you all have a number written down for that one?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Do? Yep?
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's start things off with gratuitous boobs for this one, John,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: what have you got for this?
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: I've got twenty five dollars.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Twenty five dollars, Ben, what have you.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Got I'm in the same ballpark. I got twenty four
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: ninety nine.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Wow, just a penny off, all right? Moving on to
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: scary Tale ending Erin.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: Thirty two ninety eight.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Thirty two to ninety eight, I love it around the
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: same ballpark, but a little higher in Audra twenty.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Five ninety nine.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: In a similar range, all thinking a similar thing, and
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: all thinking a much more reasonable price than this is.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Actually, no, is it framed. It's not framed.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: It is still being listed for and being sold in
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: mass for sixty dollars. So erin, you're going to go.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: You're going to get the point for the team there
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: for being the closest.
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: But now I don't know if I'll buy that one.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Are you sure it's actually being sold?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's It seemed like there were tons of reviews
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: for the listing.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Who I wonder if it's bigger than I think?
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: He said eight by twelve right, that's not Yeah, oh it.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Did say to eight feet by twelve feet.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, difference sixty dollars be a deal. At that point, she.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Did, I'm gonna I'm gonna do do one with Freddy
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: and call it call it Frederico.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we Goruger. Let's see that photo shoot Rose
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: and everything. Okay, we'll move on to another listing. Remember
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: this is Etsy. It's that Oh it's boutique. It's so special,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it's got that little higher price. They come from the
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: same stores that Amazon, do you guys? Okay, here is
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: your second item, full size Freddy Krueger shadow Box Nightmare
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: on Elm Street.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Full sized.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Freddy Krueger.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: What shadow box mean?
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Is it a full sized Freddyger?
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Do we need a banana for scale?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Oh? Cool?
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: That is pretty cool.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Stick out the top of the box.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Hmm, that's a good touch. We've got the full kind
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: of Freddy glove inside a light box here. I suppose
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: a shadow box.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: We the remote, so there's like it does have light time,
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: different color lights, and it probably.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Moved the fingers probably are. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You would charge extra for that feature. Yeah, think about
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: what this could cost. We're not playing higher or lower
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: this time, that'd be that'd be too easy.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm thinking first thought is best thought on this
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: almost all.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Run down to touch it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Because the more the more I think about it, I
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: feel like the worse I'm the further away I'm going
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: to get.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Well with that scary tale ending, let's let's
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: hear what you've got, Aaron, what do you have for this?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: One?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Fifty five ninety nine, fifty five ninety nine?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even buy a sexy Michael Mayers print for that.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Ad.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: I went so far under last time. I should have
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: doubled my answer last time. So I doubled my instinct
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: and I went one.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Ten, one hundred and ten dollars.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: I doubled my instinct and said that's probably close.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, So we've got a couple of different
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: prices there, John, what have you got for this?
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I went with one hundred and ninety eight ninety I think,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I think, I think this person's putting some time and
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: some materials into it. Lights, remote, they're they're charging, they're
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: charging big for it. It's yeah, almost up to two
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars and ben.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: One thirty five or one thirty six, one thirty.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Six, one thirty six.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: It's a wooden box, like someone had to like make
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: a box out of wood for it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. Yeah, And I like how specific.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: The one three sixes is a number you do? You
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: do see that on Nancy sometimes where it's just like,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: this is how much it is. Man, I'm not putting
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the ninety nine s on the end. You can't make me. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: the actual answer is one hundred and fifty dollars. So Ben,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you are the closest and scoring the point field team
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, but our powers combined, John are pretty damn.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Close, dude. I almost at one forty nine. That was
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: my first one, and then I went higher. Kud a
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: squirter bonus.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I would have thrown out a good few points for that. Yeah, oh,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: such a shame.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Well, just look I almost guessed it perfectly. Oh brilliant.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, So let's have another item Halloween Jason Friday, The
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Thirteenth Shower Curtain, Horror Movie, bathroom decor, Lovely House Gift
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and here it.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Is seen this before. Yeah, oh never mind.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Oh so you mean you can choose who you put
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: on there? It's not all three of them.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: This one is just Jason.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: I think I know, but but from the description I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: thought it was going to be all three of them.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: It's so you can choose between Jason or Freddy.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Oh I see, yes, okay, yeah, let's say yeah. But
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: the picture is for for Jason, and they would probably
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: all be priced the same. I just like the the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: position of this like very basic looking bathroom of like
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: someone who wouldn't have a Friday the Thirteenth shower curtain.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Because there's no other references to the kind of horror
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: or anything. It's just looks like an airbnb.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been trying to buy a house, so we've
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: been looking at all sorts of listings. I would love
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: to see that in one of the listings.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just absolutely standard in every other room, and
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: then just one bathroom has this.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: And I don't think it's photoshopped either, because the reflection
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: looks pretty legit, like they didn't just flip the image
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: in the reflection. It looks like they actually put this
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: up in their much nicer bathroom.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I buy that.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: It's a little insight into the life of this person
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: who must just sell shower curtains and like take thet
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I've put the Jason one up, I'll put the Freddy
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: one up. And now, yeah, lucrative business because they're.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Just a house they rent, like like pornos do. Some
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: use it for a little bittin.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I have to rent this house to hang some curtains.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: That's not a euphemism.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Lovely bit of business. Okay, yeah, let's find out how
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: lucas if this business is. Let's see what the prices
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: we have on the on the boards, Ben, what have
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you got.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: For this one?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Forty seven dollars?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Forty seven dollars? John? I hope Ben's correct, because I
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: picked forty five.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Forty five okay, pretty close? And moving on over Uldra,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: Go lower than the doubling strategy because I did think
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: I was pretty close. Thirty two is where I went.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Dollars thirty two, yes, and erin forty two fifty?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Oh day, can I get a reminder of Ben's and John's.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Forty five and forty seven forty seven? Okay?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Well these are all reasonable price is for a shower curtain,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: But on Etsy dot com it's gonna set you back
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: eighty bucks.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: WHOA, Yes, I should have doubled my ants.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: Like they're like, you can get them for like twenty
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: twenty five dollars.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Oh easily easily look like this.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can get them for twenty dollars and then
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: sell them for as on that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that Etsy markup for sure. God damn, but yeah, Ben,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I think you were the closest there. So that's that's
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: another point for gratuitous boobs. That's a gratuitous price, it
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: really is.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I might actually put the put this one the picture
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: in first before I read.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: The description I love whatever is in this photo that
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: prompted you to decide we needed to see the photo
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: before the description.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: I need this one. Hello, Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Let's see we know what this is. This is a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: slasher serve a bloody pickle bowl kit picklebowl battles. That's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: the listing.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's plural paddles, yep, pickleboll paddles.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: You get two of them.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: I would assume I almost messaged you my answer in
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: the discord.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I thought this was something a lot ruder when I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: opened up this image.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: Based on the reactions, I think that you were probably
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: not the only person who thought that.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Already given away my safe word on this recording. So
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: strawberries right right.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, ad block is updated. That's fantastic.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: All right, let's find out what prices you have written
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: down for this one. Scary tail ending eron.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, sixty three dollars and fifteen cents.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Sixty three three dollars and fifteen cents, I like.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I think it's a pair. I should have done sixty nine.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Sorry everybody, it is always.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: A fun it's your first episode. It'll come later. And ultra.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I went again with my idea of like vaguely double
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: my instinct, so I went with eighty nine ninety.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Nine, eighty nine ninety nine I like it, along with
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: sixty three fifteen fifteen.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's very important.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Can't forget the fifteen cents.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: John, I kept my last one and went forty five again.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Forty five dollars again, and Ben.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: We're playing the field. I went one twenty because pickleball's
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: pretty hot right now.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: It's trendy.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there are two of them. It's the thing.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: But this seems like a pretty good price for some pickleballs.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: I'm actually going to give pickleball paddles, not just the pickleballs.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I am going to give two points to Erin for
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: being just a few bucks away ninety nine for the pair,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: which means, Ben, you doubled it. You you were trying
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to buy four paddles.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Is the thing?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Right, well done.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: Erin Ben's trying to play doubles.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just have more friends.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nicely done. Pretty close. That was actually the first
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: thing where I'm like, oh, that's priced. Probably how much
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: it should cost? Right, like pickleball hobby, good hobby, outdoor,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you're at least using it. I suppose you are using
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: a shower curtain technically, but eighty dollars as bonkers. I'd
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: rather hang pickleball paddles from a shower. Use that to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: stop the water getting out. This isn't good. Okay, here
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: is your next item, Michael Meyer's three D printer duck.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, I think, oh okay, is.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: This the five yes? Yes, I will answer this. I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: will answer this question. It is the duck actually printed out?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: It is okay, not just the fact just okay. However,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: you have no sense of scale. What's fair?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Let's go existing the urge to just do forty five.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Forty five.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: One of these days, well solid gold Freddy glove forty
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: five dollars okay with August MANswers for this one. You okay, John,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: what have you got for this?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: I'm going thirty five thirty five.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Taking away ten dollars thirty five for the printed duck.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Ben I went thirty one thirty one for the printed duck. Again,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: pretty close in sync with your answers.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: We've known each other most of our lives. It seems
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: we've bought a lot of rubber duckies.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: And Aaron, what have you got for this?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: I went way hi eighty five ninety.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Two, eighty five ninety two.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Never know it could be another shower curtain.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, and Uldra I.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Went so low because I think I imagined it small. I
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: went twenty twenty dollars.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Well, hey, look, I think I thought of him as
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: The tough part is the scale, right, like Eron, I imagine
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: you were imagining a pretty big, pretty big duck.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just imagining. They were just like, look
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: at how cool cool this is this three D printed thing.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: You can't get it anywhere else.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: It's true, it is very unique looking. It a duck
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: for your pool or something.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: It's actually a very tiny duck. I've seen the other
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: images and it is like this big and it is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: listed for seven dollars the point for being closest.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would have known that. I would have been
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: like ten dollars.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Is this little guy.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, I've got one final item. I've saved the best
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: until last. Your listing is titled Taxidermy Mouse Freddy Krueger,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: A Nightmare on Elm Street, Never Sleep Again.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait to see what Yeah?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Oh my goodness, mine load's up slower than yours.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Wow. Do they have more than one of these for sale?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Are they all?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I will answer that question. This is a one of
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: a kind, Freddy Kruger, taxidermy man, one.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Of a kind.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I believe that.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I do think taxidermy is pretty expensive.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: On the on the other side of that, they're not
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: very good at it.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: That could just be a messed up mouse.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this terrifying little mouse. Wow, that's pretty good.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see what prices you've got written down.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Audrey.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: You said that taxidermy is pretty expensive.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Well, what have you gone for?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: I went for two fifty, two.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Hundred and fifty dollars, okay, Erin, I.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Was in kind of the same two twenty fifty two.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: To twenty fifty two. Yes, I love these specific amounts.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: It's fantastic. And Ben, I.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Went three fifty three fifty Just in case this I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: want to know it's gotta be a lot of hours
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: to put into this, right, Yeah, uh, you gotta think,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: and John, I don't know if this person values their time.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: So I went, I went one to eighty seven.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, on they all value their time.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: And one eighty seven is the forty five dollars of
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: the taxidermy price world.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, well, yeah.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's actually gonna be. It's gonna be, points
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: to Erin again. I'm gonna say one point because it
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: is like more than a few dollars off, but it's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty six thirty is what this is.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: I just googled taxidermy mouse and one of the first
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: ones that popped up was on a stripper pole. So
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: this is an industry.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: When I lived in New Orleans, you could all kinds
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: of places you could get the little taxidermy frogs that
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: are like playing saxophones and drums and stuff.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I know.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: In the supernatural fandom at their conventions, their creation conventions,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: there used to be this person that would go every
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: time and she was known as Squirrel Girl because she
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: would bring taxidermy squirrels and have in the photo ops.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: Have the actors take pictures. It was really kind of creepy.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: But with these taxidermy squirrels.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, I think I remember that because they used
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: to call in my tumbler das. I believe they used
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: to call Dean and Sam moose and squirrel.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: They still do.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I figured I figured that wouldn't that wouldn't die
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: out because it's true. It's just true.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: That's my other thing, is Dean Winchester is is Yeah?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: So yeah, when we revisit Supernatural, we'll have to have
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: you back on.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Yes, please?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Did someone bring a taxidermy moose as well to the.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Too big Yeah?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: I can't fit that in a carry on.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Not as easy as a scroll attitude lovely price guessing there.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's take a look at the scores because
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: that is the end of round three, and we shall
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: use the Roman numerals after every Friday the thirteenth movie
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: to calculate those scores. Lots of numbers to play with,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: and thirteen every time. Okay, gratuitous boobs are on twelve points,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: but jumping ahead into the lead scary tail ending fourteen points.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Oh but it can all change in the quick fire round.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: But before we get to the quick fire a round.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Let's talk prizes this episode. Star Prize is the concept
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: of the final Girl. So, Audra, I guess you win, Audra.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: No, you don't.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: But our winning team will also receive a box of
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: murder weapons and bloody clothes I've been trying to get
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: rid of for just so long. Okay, up next is
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: our crucial quick fire around. But first we simply must
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: play one final set of ads one two Ryan's Coming
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: for You three four, Mint Mobile Deals Galore five six Reynolds,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Billionaire Stick seven eight just make Films Mate nine to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: ten will be back after them.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Final quick fire around will test your broader pop culture
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: knowledge and it's called slasher fiction for instan earlier. But
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: are we all familiar with the concept of slash fiction?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Good, that's good stuff.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Aaron might have an advantage here, John, I'll explain for
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: you and the listeners. Slash fiction is a genre of
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: fan fiction that involves shipping two male characters from a
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: fandom the same fandom, especially in this round, together to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: create a gay romance story, and often they are written
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: because of a lack of gay representation in the media,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: building off of concepts like queer coding. And it's just
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: called slash fiction, not because of murder, but just because
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: of the forward slash that goes between between their names.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: So in this game, I will give our players clues
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: to a slash fiction pairing from pop culture history. Those
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: clues will be in the style of Freddy Krueger, who
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: has been told by HR he can't call anyone a bitch.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Ah. That's half his vocabulary, So what is he gonna say?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: So it's my bad impression of Freddy Krueger, but on
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: his best behavior. And there is a classic Gates Leapers twist.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: You need to give a big slash in the middle
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: of your two names, otherwise I can't give you the point.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: So an answer would be name one, slash name two.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: And if you just say and instead of slash slash,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I can't give you the parts. It is quick fire,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: so you buzz in by yelling out your team name.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Let's practice that scared boobs, boobs.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: I'm just going with scary.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can short, okay, okay, yeah, scary boobs scary
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: that's what we're left with, boobs. So we'll do an
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: example to make sure we're all on the same page
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: and so I can remember what Freddy Krueger sounds like.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I love these guys.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Imagining them up there on the Starship Enterprise really gets mops.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, John Captain Kirk slash Spock.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, I would like to see a physical slash slash,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: but the word slash will be fined as long as
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: you don't say and or any other connective Yeah, and
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: just like John did, you can interrupt me at any point.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: So should we? Should we start this timer?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Let's do it all right?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I love these guys. They're always solving
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: a mystery, and they're British as well.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: Scary.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Ordre.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Just yeah, I think so, I said at the same
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: time I heard her.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: And I'm sure there's Sherlock slash Watson.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is, indeed, it is indeed a classic classic ship.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I love these guys.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: An angel sent from heaven into the arms of his
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: of this bad boy with a sweet.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Ride, scary scary, Yes, erin Cass slash Dean.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: It is indeed from supernatural good stuff. I love these guys.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: What's more pure than a love between a king and
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: his wizard. Legends the pair of Boobs Yes, Ben.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Arthur slash Ah Oh my god, Oh no.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: John was second to buzz In if John, you know
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the other half.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Of Yeah King Arthur slash Merlin.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Well there we go. We'll give it to you.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: We'll give it to you.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: My brain just dumped on me.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I believe you because you pulled Arthur. So. I love
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: these guys, their heroes, to their country, world and each other.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: He melted his frozen heart and became a cyborg hell
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: bent on destroying him. That's hot, even though he's a
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: winter soldier.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Boobs Yes, John Uh, Steve Rogers slash Bucky Barnes.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Lovely stuff, the classic Marvel parrot. I have no idea
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: if this voice is anything like Freddy kruegodbye. I just
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: believed you. I believed it. I love these guys. He's
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: a werewolf and he can turn into a regular dog,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: which is kind of weird if you think about it,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: but I won't judge because I'm a muggle.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Names scared.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, is this.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: Remus slash serious?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: It is?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, serious Black slash.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: My tumbler girl days are hitting.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I love these guys. They have such magnetic brain chemistry
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: and it's so lovely when older men find love boobs. Yes,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: John Professor X slash Magneto. Yes, it is indeed, well done,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: good stuff. I love these guys, the third generation space
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Opera guys. One's a former Space Nazi and the other
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: is a handso solo type. Yes, John Finn slash po
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: it is indeed. Yeah, from the sequel series. I love
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: these guys. It's your classic happy go Lucky slash Dark
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: and Stormy pairing. Twenty ten's teen dramas are now classics.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, Ordra Styles slash Derek.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't even need to say yeah, it is
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: teen Wolf.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, they still have a character named Styles. I
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: never saw the series.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, I shipped it well. I shipped that one. I
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: was more of a Scott and Isaac shipper. But it's fine.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: We'll do a teen Wolf episode next week next year.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. Don't worry.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: You're mileage may Vary.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I love these guys. I'm a killer.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Not so much their writer at the moment, though. Another
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Happy Go Lucky slash Dark and Stormy pairing, but this
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: time a true classic because they're both celestial beings from
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: thousands of years ago. I just sound like Vince McMahon.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I was thinking that.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: They've got a lot of similarities those two. They any
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: ideas for this one maybe?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: But celestial.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: What's the other guy's name?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Boobs?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, John, I had boobes.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm oh No, I was thinking big and conceptually, so
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: I was thinking celestial beings. But uh, the sun and
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: the moon, I slash the moon. I like it.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I even ignored that you didn't do the proper formatting.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: But yes, I love that as an answer. It's not correct.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: That's that's the best incorrect answer we've had.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: I probably is some fan fiction.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, we're gonna pas this one. It's a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Crowley and zero fail.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: All I could remember was a zero fail. I could
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: remember Crowley's name.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: There we go from from good omens. I love these guys,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: but not as a pairing, because they're real people from
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: a boy band. I think slash Vik is cool and
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: all when it's people scary.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, I can't remember which ones Harry, Yeah, Slash, I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: know that one.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the other one, Lee Zay Liam.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not what I've That's not what I've got
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: down here.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know the other one, Yes, John, Harry, Slash
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: then what was it that she almost said?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Zay, No, it's not it was, but with apparently it's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: not the top pairing from this fandom. I understand that
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: there might be people who are more passionate about Harry
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: and Zane and Harry and Liam, but I was looking
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: for Harry and Louis.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, I do remember seeing that a lot.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know a single thing about them.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, members of One Direction. It's stranger because they're real people.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I love these guys. They're also real, but they're older
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: and both back on TV again, so it's okay. One
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: used to be daily but is now weekly. And the
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Oats Yes, John.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: John Stewart slash Stephen Colbert it.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Is indeed, yes, who I didn't know that was one.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I'll be reading all of them. Oh yeah, and quick
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: before the buzzer.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, I really love these guys. You know. I'm in
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: the movie title and I wanted it to be X. Yes,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: John Freddy slash Jason it is, And that's the buzzer.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think we did enough.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: Oh man, I was bad at that. I think so
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: much fanfic right fixed.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: I think everyone got a good amount of answers that yeah,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: huh it's good stuff. Okay, But before we get to
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: the final scores that are extremely close, I'd like to
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: thank our players. You've all been killer, seriously killer John, Ben,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: thanks so much as always for playing, especially Ben on
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: such short notice as well, Peak Peak behind the Curtain.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah I have done right, especially Ben. He couldn't remember
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Merlin or Crowley.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the tougher name right well. Look once again,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: congratulations on space Oddity's three. Thank you getting fully backed
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: and funded. When will issues be available? Maybe what should
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: this space before?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Actually? Tell you?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Tell me what would be the best thing to promote
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: at the moment.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: I mean the kickstarter technically we are accepting late pledges still,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: like if you want to go we book like the
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: some of the fancier, more involved tears are not open anymore,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: but if you want to grab the book you can.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: We were looking to ship everything out in December, so
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: you'll have it before the end of the year. You'd
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: read it to your family on Christmas.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: Morning, Oh my god, please do.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Or if you want to read the first two you
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: can you know, pick them up from us on our website,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: or go to like drive through Comics and buy a
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: digital copy.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, catch up on the Space Audities series one, two,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: three of six is the.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Plan, that's the plan. Yep, lovely, lovely stuff. Yeah.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Links in the show notes, the way you can pick
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: up Space Audities and the g Exploration back catalog. Just uh,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: everyone should always check that out right.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got a brief episode on Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice coming
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: out soon because we're given our thoughts on it. It's
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: not completely dormant.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just we're just moving slowly.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, focus doing cool things like making comics. Yeah, nice,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: lovely stuff and Aaron, thanks so much for joining us.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: How was your first time on gate Leapers?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: This was so much fun? Seriously, this was so much fun.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: I want to come back so absolutely. We love people,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: We love fandoms absolutely. Oh yeah, you are the host
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: of the podcast. It's a fandom thing. Would you like
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: to tell our listeners a little bit about that? Yes,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: So we cover all things fandom and pop culture, primarily
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: from the female perspective, but we have other guests on
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: as well. We're doing Horror Month right now, and so
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: we are going to be as far as Slashers. We
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: are going to be talking about Wes Craven's New Nightmare,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: talking about that soon, which I think is one of
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: the absolute best in the series. Absolutely fantastic film. And
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: we're also going to be talking about Interview with the
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: Vampire is already going to be out by the time
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: this drops, and the movie and then Sixth Sense Stir
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: of Echos and then Blair Witch Project.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. Yes, well it's great lineup.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we just we cover everything you can possibly imagine.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: So yeah, and you can find us wherever you're listening
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: to this.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you check out it's a fandom thing. I
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: will put links in the show notes. It's your website
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: and to where people can people can listen. And also
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: you're doing Halloween Trivia live streams during the month of October,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: and I believe the day this episode comes out is
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: also the same day that On that evening, Audra and
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I will be on one of your live streams desperately
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: trying to win at trivia.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, we're doing four nights. We would have already done
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: the Slashers when we're kicking it off with Slashers on Saturday,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: October fifth, so that would have already happened. But you
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: can go to our YouTube channel and watch them. It
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: should be still a ton of fun. And then we
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: would have already done Monsters. And then the night that
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: you're going to be on is Thursday, October seventeenth at
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: six thirty Mountain Standard time, and that's going to be
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Women in Horror. So and while we're doing it is
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: we're like, our players are going to make little videos
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: appealing to our Patreon subscribers why they think they will
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: win that night. Then our Patreon subscribers are going to
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: choose their player and kind of get their points and stuff.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: So we're doing it a fun, little interesting way, and
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: we're going to have night prizes for that night too.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: So yeah, so that's on our YouTube channel. Yeah. So
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: it's a ton of fun. We've done it. We didn't
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: do it last year because of the strikes, but we've
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: been doing it every year. Nice, a lot of fun.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, super looking forward to being a part of that.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, excited to have you on.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: We love trivia and yeah, if you're a gate Leapers
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: listener and you want to see Audro and I do
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: some trivia in a different format, I will put the
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: link to the live stream in the show notes. If
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: you're listening on the day. If you're listening after the fact,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: check out the YouTube replay. As Aaron says, yes.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, and we do trivia constantly throughout. We're going to
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: do a Finwit Rock Trivia night also the actor in
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: October as well. We do a Christian Efing Bail Night
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: trivia every January. He's our unofficial mascot's past mascot, so
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: we celebrate him every January, so.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: As you should.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh brilliant. Well, thanks one last time, Eron, Thanks
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: so much for joining us. You're a fantastic player, and yeah,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: do support our players. Check out the links in the
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: show notes. And just a quick huge thank you to
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Ash and Adam, just In Dodberg, Aaron Randolph, and Derek
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: and Taylor for their continued support at the highest tier
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: over at patreon dot com Forward slash Gates Leapers. You
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: are our executive producers, so if you feel like rebooting
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: us at any point, that's your call to make. Okay,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: let's get to those final scores. Look, I don't know
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: if this is in the spirit of Halloween. I feel
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: like I need to come up with some kind of
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: tie breaker because it's a tie. It's eighteen points apiece. Awesome,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: It feels like everyone if only I could have remembered Crowley.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's the opposite of the spirit of Halloween.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: I feel for everyone to want.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: To get out of the house.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: It's exactly what we got at the end of Freddy
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: versus Jason. Remember being pissed about that.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, audience is lost.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: I like it a little static there.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's Freddy coming through though.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: All right, Actually, before the podcast demon takes over, I'm
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: just going to read the outro copy. We have been
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: gate leapers. Thank you so much for listening. Subscribe to
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: this feed for more geeky game shows. We've got game
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: shows about supernatural, Nancy Drew, and some other mildly spooky things.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Because this is alldra's first step into spooky. Please leave
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: us a five star review if you had a good time,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: and ignore this sentence. If you didn't, Please share this
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: episode with a friend, a horror fan, or someone who
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: hates horror. They might have a good time too. We'll
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: be back next time when we're be hot boxing the studio,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: But until then, I leave you with this quote from
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: John Carpenter. What scares me is what scares you. We're
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: all afraid of the same things. That's why horror is
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: such a powerful genre. Okay, John, I have a fear
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: of long words aka hippopotter, monstrous esca pippadiliaphobia. So make
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: a film about that. Wait, I'm cured. Goodbye.