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Time Travelers | Son of a Boy Dad #203 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Welcome back to this son of a.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 4: Pal?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you in the hockey game ARCT, So I
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  Speaker 1: know you guys.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 4: I got a drink named after me.
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  Speaker 1: A big deal pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: See you, Fellas, I invented the thing.
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  Speaker 6: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments. Today it is
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  Speaker 6: May twenty first, is motherfucking Live from HQ three in
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  Speaker 4: It's my dad's birthday.
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  Speaker 6: Happy Birthday, Dad, Francis, Dad's birthday, Regalia. He will not
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  Speaker 6: be hearing this first.
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  Speaker 1: Two weeks, Regalis with some tales of your dad has
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  Speaker 1: an awesome first name, doesn't he?
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  Speaker 4: Quirky corky?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, very fun. It was gonna be like thor.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's quirky, quirky.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good name. Is he a powerful man?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 6: Do people like?
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  Speaker 4: Do?
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  Speaker 6: People like like? Respect him a lot?
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  Speaker 4: People respect him, but he's not a sort of hyper
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  Speaker 4: masculine soft power and and disarming. Yeah, very likable, charming. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did he get pissed off when that movie Quirky Romano
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  Speaker 1: came out and bastardized his good name?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't even know if he
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  Speaker 4: was aware that movie had come out. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: he saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Someone needs to tell him.
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  Speaker 4: That was Chris Catan's when he there was a moment
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  Speaker 4: in time where he could book any movie he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good movie.
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  Speaker 4: Watch it, guy, it's on some cook as.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: It was good.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, maybe it sucked. Actually, I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: was very good. I was a prisoner of the time.
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  Speaker 1: But that's when they were cranking comedies out. You can't
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  Speaker 1: even fucking joke anymore.
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  Speaker 6: No, can't even make movies about pop tarts anymore. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's a fucking shit.
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  Speaker 1: Did you got did you watch that?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 6: It's a kid's movie, isn't it. I'm a grown man.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that it is.
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  Speaker 6: Grown men don't watch kids movies. They watched an old person.
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  Speaker 4: Person is it?
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  Speaker 6: Box?
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  Speaker 4: Don't watch about McDonald's, but about pop tarts a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's because he wrote that joke about pop
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  Speaker 6: tarts a.
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  Speaker 1: While ago, Right, I saw that tweet?
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  Speaker 4: Doo. Yeah, is that what it is?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't he's been obsessed with pop tarts.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there was like an old video that I watched
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  Speaker 6: like years ago that was like Garry Seinfeldt walks through
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  Speaker 6: how to write a joke and then it doesn't help
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  Speaker 6: you at all. Actually, actually, I thought it worse at
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  Speaker 6: writing jokes.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it did.
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  Speaker 1: What was the crucks of it?
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  Speaker 6: He was like, let's think of something pop tarts. Pop Tarts,
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  Speaker 6: it's just funny. The name itself is already funny.
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  Speaker 4: And then well, the part that helped me was that
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  Speaker 4: he finally figured out it took him a long long
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  Speaker 4: time to figure out the punchline, which is that, uh,
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  Speaker 4: you never you don't have to like worry about them
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  Speaker 4: going stale because they were never fresh to begin with.
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  Speaker 4: And he said that that part. He's like, I know,
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't seem like much, but that took me so long.
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  Speaker 4: That's the final punchline. And for me, I struggle the
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  Speaker 4: most with punchlines.
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  Speaker 1: You're a premise man.
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  Speaker 4: Premisesn't tag tags are fine. It's not hard for me
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  Speaker 4: to layer quick jokes in, but to finish a joke
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  Speaker 4: is hard. You can't relate.
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  Speaker 6: Huh, I can't relate.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think of your punchlines first and then work
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  Speaker 4: backwards like a mystery? Not really?
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  Speaker 6: For the most part. Yeah, I usually know what the
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  Speaker 6: joke is going to be, and then I just go
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  Speaker 6: up on stage and try and figure out how to
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  Speaker 6: get there.
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  Speaker 4: That's for me. Mary Luis c K style. So often
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  Speaker 4: writing on stage, that's I mean, I write on stage
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  Speaker 4: and I say that because I'm just lazy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the whole point for me is that I
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  Speaker 4: will have a funny premise all the way through and
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  Speaker 4: I can never figure out how to get out, and
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  Speaker 4: I'll try a bunch of different punchlines. So often I'm
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  Speaker 4: just like, all right, well, let's just go back to
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  Speaker 4: the last big laugh and then and the joke. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm the opposite. I'm like, I have a joke
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  Speaker 6: right now that I'm working on and it's about pretty
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  Speaker 6: privilege and about how I do it with my dogs,
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  Speaker 6: and I have a joke for the dog part, and
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  Speaker 6: I think it's funny and it works, but getting there
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  Speaker 6: is a fucking nightmare. And then it bombs and people
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  Speaker 6: are like, what is this guy talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, got to tighten the screws.
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  Speaker 6: Got to tighten the screws, or just get rid of
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  Speaker 6: the joke completely.
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  Speaker 4: That happens too. After about five times, you're like, maybe
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  Speaker 4: it's me, Maybe it's me and it's not them.
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  Speaker 6: I do that pretty much every time.
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  Speaker 4: You can only run into so many bad crowds. Before
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  Speaker 4: you're like, yeah, there, the masses are correct.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the problem is it'll work the first time, and
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  Speaker 6: then you're like, oh, the work man as well, just
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  Speaker 6: put this one out now.
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  Speaker 4: When one crowd laughs right off the bat on a joke,
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  Speaker 4: you will, it takes so much longer to admit your failure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because for then the next ten crowd, you're like, why
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  Speaker 4: aren't they like that one crowd that I had? This
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  Speaker 4: got a laugh once.
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  Speaker 6: I used to do a joke about monkey pox when
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  Speaker 6: I had when I had that rash yes and I
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  Speaker 6: hit rose sha yes exactly, and uh and I did
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  Speaker 6: it that stand up New York and it like m
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  Speaker 6: like like people were coming up to me after being
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  Speaker 6: like that monkey pox joke was hilarious. And then it
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  Speaker 6: literally never worked again. And I did it for probably
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  Speaker 6: two years straight and it bombed every single time, and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, I look, get there, it's gonna come
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  Speaker 6: back soon. And then I was like, this joke fucking sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Because monkeypox is just like a prisoner. It was just
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  Speaker 1: like a fleeting, like.
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  Speaker 6: It was like a one week thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't that that dude.
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  Speaker 4: I used to have a joke. This was early comedy,
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  Speaker 4: and it was around the time do you remember the
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember which moment in society the hands up,
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  Speaker 4: don't shoot. It was like a police brutality. People would
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  Speaker 4: say that, yes, yeah, someone someone got killed, and I
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  Speaker 4: forgive me for forgetting his name.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can do that, brother, Sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: was hoping say that.
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  Speaker 4: I was hoping to say that, no, but someone got
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  Speaker 4: got killed. And then the and then.
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  Speaker 1: The the Alec Baldwin lady, that's right, someone got killed,
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  Speaker 1: and then the protest cried the people coming together behind
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  Speaker 1: that moment.
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  Speaker 4: The protest was hands up, don't shoot, right, And I
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  Speaker 4: had a joke about how I love to play pick
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  Speaker 4: up basketball and in the courts in Brooklyn because I'm
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  Speaker 4: the only white guy and the only advice they ever
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  Speaker 4: give me is hands up, don't shoot. And uh, I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was so funny. But as the as the
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  Speaker 4: protest faded from the consciousness, the joke did worse and
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  Speaker 4: worse and worse, and I ultimately had to just give
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  Speaker 4: it up because nobody remembered what that was anymore. That
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  Speaker 4: to me, shame on them, well, because I never forgot.
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  Speaker 1: That's tough. When you like something is your prisoner of
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  Speaker 1: the moment and you're trying to crank out George Floyd
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  Speaker 1: jokes or whatever. Right, But then some people, like some
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  Speaker 1: are some things are timeless, like a fucking uh I
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  Speaker 1: saw someone doing a lorraina Bobbit joke recently.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I don't even know what She just cut her
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  Speaker 4: husband's stick off, right.
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  Speaker 6: That that she like threw it into a field.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and and why would you know this
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  Speaker 1: like extremely niche piece of from your history? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like from me? Yeah, I can like stand up comedians
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  Speaker 1: doing uh m hmm, right, there's just hanging on to
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but but that is maybe the funniest thing
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  Speaker 1: that's ever happened. It's a timeless premise.
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  Speaker 4: Every comedian had had a joke about that, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Ninety six must have been the best time for fucking
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  Speaker 1: comedy O j jokes fresh, Yeah, fucking lorraina Bobbit jokes Fresh.
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  Speaker 6: I think ninety sixtually a terrible year for comedy, wasn't
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  Speaker 6: it the Atlanta bombing?
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  Speaker 4: Why would you know? Why would you even say that? Well?
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  Speaker 6: I think that was like when the boom was completely
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  Speaker 6: over from the eighties, and it was like comedy clubs
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  Speaker 6: were completely empty domine.
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  Speaker 4: You've done You've done your history research on market trends
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  Speaker 4: of comedy.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's just like pretty well known that.
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  Speaker 4: Like, no, it's not. I'm not going to allow that
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  Speaker 4: it's not well known. I wouldn't have known that. Nineteen
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  Speaker 4: ninety six was when comedy clubs saw major reductions in
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  Speaker 4: their tickets market crash.
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  Speaker 6: In ninety six, it was like Louis c. K and
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  Speaker 6: Patrisa O'Neil were at the Cellar performing for like three people.
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  Speaker 4: It was a brutal time, just because that was before
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  Speaker 4: they were known.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but in the eighties those clubs were filled to
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  Speaker 6: the brim. I was talking to a guy last night
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  Speaker 6: who was an older comic, and he was saying that
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  Speaker 6: in the eighties he was he used to manage a club,
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  Speaker 6: and he said that he would he was given He
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  Speaker 6: would like text people be like, Hey, I have a
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  Speaker 6: three hundred dollars spot tonight in New York and they'd
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  Speaker 6: be like, I don't leave my house for three hundred dollars,
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  Speaker 6: because that's how Because that's how big comedy was in
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  Speaker 6: the eighties.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I don't know how truth. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: doubt the veracity of some of this, And I'm not
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  Speaker 4: putting that on you. I'm just putting it on whatever
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  Speaker 4: it was that you were told or read I've I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you can look it up. Well, I'm pretty sure I
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  Speaker 4: remember hearing a story that Louie would go do the
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  Speaker 4: sellar and he would be paid five dollars and so
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  Speaker 4: he had to make a decision about whether he would
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  Speaker 4: take a cab to his next spot, yeah, or because
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  Speaker 4: he couldn't get there in time.
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  Speaker 6: Probably in the nineties, not the eighties. I think that's
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  Speaker 6: where we're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't think if that shit is true.
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  Speaker 6: I think that's what I just said.
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  Speaker 1: If all time is cyclical, then that means that another
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  Speaker 1: crash is coming.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the bubble is gonna burst. The bubble's already bursted.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know why everyone talks about this.
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  Speaker 4: Bubble, but people talk about this with skateboarding too, that
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  Speaker 4: skateboarding goes and comes and goes and comes, and you know,
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  Speaker 4: as long as you're really good at skateboarding.
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  Speaker 1: The X game make a living, then Red Bulls still
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  Speaker 1: doleing out checks.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, But I think comedy is big right now for
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  Speaker 6: like a specific group of comedians who sell out arenas
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  Speaker 6: and theaters, and just like.
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  Speaker 4: Music, I mean, people are always gonna it's gonna be You're.
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  Speaker 1: Just gonna dip, dude. People are gonna stop listening to music.
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  Speaker 4: Cue.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna be riding around in silence for like
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  Speaker 1: ten years, I listening to speeches like me.
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  Speaker 4: I listened. I ride around in silence as my preference.
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  Speaker 6: So the bubble's bursting, yeah, the music bubble.
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  Speaker 4: I think my head is bursting. Yeah, and I need
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  Speaker 4: peace and quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Classical music will get you there, does it know? Classical
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  Speaker 1: music is the antidote for a fucking busy head?
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  Speaker 4: Do you listen to symphonic classic cool music? Or do
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  Speaker 4: you like just one piano playing some chow pin or
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  Speaker 4: hiding or something.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go on sometimes just like the whatever, Like public
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  Speaker 1: radio station in the low nineties, like ninety point one,
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  Speaker 1: ninety point.
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  Speaker 6: Does this on your car?
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  Speaker 1: In the car? Yeah, makes you feel especially if you're
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  Speaker 1: listening that night, makes you feel like you're in a
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  Speaker 1: goddamn Lectus commercial. Oh yeah, smooth jazz.
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  Speaker 6: I listen to some classical here and there, mostly jazz though,
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  Speaker 6: because you're listening, and some coffee table jazz.
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  Speaker 1: They put in jazz at night, because in case you
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  Speaker 1: want to throw on the AM radio and.
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  Speaker 6: Fu yeah, exactly if.
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  Speaker 1: You want to slow stroke to the A M radio.
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  Speaker 6: I love a little coffee table jazz.
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  Speaker 1: The dulcet tunes of the fucking I also like the
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  Speaker 1: coffee house station on Serious Little Nora Jones. YESO far yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that ship.
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  Speaker 4: I love that song. Listening to that this morning. I
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  Speaker 4: hit it. In fact, that was pitch perfect and it
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  Speaker 4: might have even been to the correct.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're all over the place.
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  Speaker 6: Pull it up right now, don't you leave it to Francis.
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  Speaker 6: I guess we'll just get copy righted. I as, we'll
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  Speaker 6: just forget the rest of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: We're about to get targeted ads for fucking coffee for
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  Speaker 1: a fucking publicity.
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  Speaker 6: Nora Jones, laxing music.
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  Speaker 4: We were a little we were a little flat.
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  Speaker 6: I could probably I have an extremely good singing voice.
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  Speaker 6: Were now you were actually pretty hard? No, that was
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  Speaker 6: on Yeah, I don't play anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I was probably two notes below. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: You were actually pretty close to it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's SaaS backtracking. He does not do that.
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  Speaker 6: I think you were closer than you think.
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  Speaker 1: Shas played defensive back. He just fall on his ass.
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  Speaker 1: The man cannot backtrack. Yeah, he does not know how
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  Speaker 1: to back pedal, which I'm saying as a compliment, actually
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  Speaker 1: absolutely compliment received accepted. Fair catch, fair catch indeed, dude.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: This past weekend, I was I was in the Bahamas
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: for two days with my wife for her birthday, and
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I ran into a cunt. Oh no, yeah, troubling. It
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: troubling to say the least.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about? Are you? You're not meaning conk?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: No? No, while they do have delicious conk fritters there
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: or a nice conk salad. And I hate to say
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: the word me too. It makes my skin crawledy and
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: say the word, but there is no other way to
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: put it. I ran square into a hunt.
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: What happened?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: It was fucking brutal.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: You know that if you hold a cunt up to
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: your ear you can actually hear the sound of other
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: women menstruating.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: But contrary to a popular belief, kunt is not an aphrodisiac.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: That is correct.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: People used to think that, But kunt is not indeed
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: an aphrodisiac. We sat down by the pool trying to
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: catch some a little bit of vitamin D and sunny
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: D delicious, sugary, sweet but tasty. Big d Dallas, Dallas Cowboys,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, Jenny Jones, Jenny.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Mcca, locker, locker rooms.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: We could do it, we could do it all. We
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: sat down next to these two shrimp looking women, a
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Jewish daughter and a Jewish mother, Long Island.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: I don't like this is heading.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: The first thing that they say, I'm tired of those
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Selene sunglasses. I'm seeing too many people wearing them. I
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: checked my wife's face to see if she's wearing Selene.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Thank god she wasn't, because if these women were being
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: conscious towards my wife, domestic violence, but uh to my wife. Luckily,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: luckily she wasn't. But two words later they're like, oh,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: they're fucking sculling their phones and they're like, Jenny, she's
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: wearing this fucking dress, disgusting dress. She can keep on
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: fucking selling her clothes. Maybe she'll even do it on
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: the same website that Sylvana sells her clothes on. I said, no,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: not our Sylvana, the first lady, not the first lady
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: or the former first. I guess you're always a first lady.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you're just always a first lady. And
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe what I was hearing, and they started
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: to talk about Sylvanna, and then a couple minutes later,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: they're like, and did you hear he's not even divorced.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And that's when it cemented it. They were talking about
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: my president. They were talking about and then Dente the
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: fucking pool, and I was talking, did.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: You have to step in? I was that happened?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I was. I was really getting to that point, and
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: it's I'm trying to get to a calming down point
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: after after Stillergate. I need to take a deep breath
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: and get my fucking mind rate. And so I go
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: and get a lunch, sandwich.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Get lunch. I need to calm down.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: I need a strawberry mojito and some of my Yeah
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I would I would have gotten a drink. I'm going
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: to blow a gasket. No, I need a full lunch.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I needed a malaise of a sandwich in my body
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: so I could fucking fully be calm.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I get back forty five minutes later to sit down
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: next to these two and they're still talking about Sylvana.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Forty five minutes later, they said, look at the dress
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: she's wearing. Delete your Instagram and by this time, not
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: only am I pissed off, my wife is fucking seething.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: That's her sister.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: That's her sister. Yeah, they're like this waste management three.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: They were out there with fucking missus Portnoy and ab Yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Alex Fugman, dude, they were out there. He's some foursome.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: This is getting confused. They were complicated.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: We'll break it down. Uh, it was just we literally
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: had to leave not only the pool, the resort. I
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: was getting so fucking pissed off that they were talking
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: this much. These women couldn't hold Sylvanna's jocks dress, dude,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: These women couldn't fucking breathe the dignified air that Sylvannah
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: rush In Peace would fucking breathe. And then they have
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the fucking nerve to talk about her so glibly, a
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: mother talking about her to her mom as if they
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: talked about her before, as if that they the mom
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: knew who Sylvannah was talking about, the fucking Seline sunglasses,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and then fucking throwing dirt on the good name, putting
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: mustard on the good jacket of miss Sylvana. It fucking
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: pissed me off to no end, and I really had
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: no one to talk about it with But people are
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: just fucking in different countries besmirching Sylvanna. Yeah, and it
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: fucking pisses me off.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Dude, are you just out of curiosity? Are you work
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: for a contract negotia?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: If I am, this would be hurting it. Because Dave
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: has unfortunately moved on from No.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I think he would. I think he would look fondly
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: upon you defending in by extension him.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Well, he doesn't know anything about Roan. He was sitting
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: there popping chips in his mouth, just listening the entire time.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: There was no stylist because she chooses them herself. Trust me,
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: I know her. You want some mahi?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, there's multiple cars. You just perk
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: up your ears. And people are fucking talking about barstool
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it truly, especially Miss Peaches people. I swear to god,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: We're at dinner one night, there's a full table of
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: six birthday celebration. They sang about mania birthday song to
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: these people and they're talking about Peaches like it's fucking.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: My grandma asked me about Miss Peaches. She came up
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: to me and she was like, have you gotten to
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: meet Miss Peaches yet? And I was like, how do
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: you even know? How do you know about that? It's
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: crazy that she knows about that.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You need to write that into your next contract, Like,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want more money, Yeah, I want some FaceTime
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: with Peaches.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: It is truly beyond belief. How much better that dog's
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: life is than mine? Yeah, the level of sort of
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: luxury and food.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That might be the top dog full stop.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: No, come on, what people are saying dog? Like, you
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: know there's people, but I mean, well.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Look at Biden's dog, Biden's I guess biden dog.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Biden dog is bane. Yeah, that is the bane of dogs,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: a wolf.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: And they can't put it down. Yeah, it would they
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: just say a bit like twenty to thirty secret service agents.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, corrective shock collars, your friend, I was born
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: in a corrective shock callar.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: There's definitely that dog's definitely just locked in the cage
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: for twenty hours a day.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: No, but it says I think it has free I
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: think it might be making the decisions. I think it
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: has access to the nuclear codes. Handcuffed to a briefcase
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: that has the fucking button. I think that dog has.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: That dog stays in the White House when Trump gets
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: re elected. It's not leaving. You can't kick it out.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, I think it has all over the place.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I think that that dog knows which secret Service ation
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: is fucking Jill Biden, and it's fucking it's lording the
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: information over you guys.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: Have you guys heard that rumor that a secret service
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: guy's fucking Jill Biden?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: No, that would be crazy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: That was That was an interesting plotline of House of Cards.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Did you guys watch that show? Now? You never watched it?
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: That's Spacey, right, you love it? Yeah?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're the biggest Spacey guy.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: I fucking love Spacey.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: You've been defending him even as the.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, a white man down. Yeah, you were, like,
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: I'm a fan of his poetry.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: When your career kicked off, you were probably in his wheelhouse.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, I would say, but he.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Uh, now that you're back on the workout program, honestly,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you might be back.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. First four or five seasons of that show, boy
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: was a tour de force, really really good.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: He could not miss.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I think I watched like maybe three or four seasons
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: of it. But did Was she fucking a secret Service agent?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Well? They they had a secret Service agent that they
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: hired for their personal detail, and then they both fucked
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: him because he was by no or yeah he was.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: And then his wife, Robin Wright knew and they they
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: had an arrangement that was fine, and then they seduced
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: the secret service agent.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Kevin Spacey just got two into character. He really might have,
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: and that's why he molested all of those boys.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: He put the buy and bipartisan, the bye and by camera.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: It was like Keith Ledger with the Joker locking himself
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: in a hotel room with a bunch of young boys.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: But in the dark night. I don't remember the Joker
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: hanging out with the Olsen Twins.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He was method molesting.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Talking about the Row. Wait, do you know that their
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: fashion label, the Olsen Twins, they have a fashion label
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: called The Row. You've heard yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they make all those like Trump mugshot shirts
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: that would be so funny.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Watts was.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: It was just Watts and the Olsen Twins behind fucking
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: old Row.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: If they're designing.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Five types of tick, wooded, tick, tick and lunatic, you guys.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Know springs Confederate flag season, bring it back, crazy offensive,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: It's part of our legacy.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Darty's great again.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: No, they they have a fashion line and it's legitimately
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: one of the most expensive clothing brands in circulation.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Like I looked at some of the men. Apparently their
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: stuff is actually in fashion circles, is considered very good.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: So they've succeeded as rebranding themselves as designers and you
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: know the men's T shirts or nine hundred bucks.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Christ Old Roe wants to succeed as well, in a
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: different way from Barstool. No, just the country from the
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Union Civil Wars.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: What does old mean? It was literally that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just an Instagram account that barstool acquired, right.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I think, But I think that they had a booming
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: merchandise business. I think they acquired it because they were
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: so good at selling uh shirts to I don't know,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I guess it's I don't even know where it booms.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: But to those guys that were at Old Miss protest,
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: that's exactly what. That's the exact demographic like all of
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: their last Like if you open up their Safari on
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: their phone, like one of the highlighted pages this Old
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Row Official Old Row Dot store.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Boys up. Actually, Old Row might not even be keeping
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: up with the sensibilities of those old miss boys. Yeah, true, Yeah,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: that's where Mincey had to get back to. Yeah, he's
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: doing his tour of the South. Imagine if you saw
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Mincy in that video. I mean in a four twenty
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: years ago fire, just Vincy twenty years ago, he one
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: hundred percent would be out there. Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Didn't Vincy go to college for ten years? Or was
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: it like fourteen years?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I know that's what that girl said. Yeah, that's what
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: that uh that intern new internship. Yeah, she reported back
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: that Mincey was in college for a Van Wilder for
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: fourteen years.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Who is that girl? She? I don't what's the story there.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: She's got a big following.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she used to do like sketches and stuff. I
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: think she still does, but she was like popping off
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: a couple of years ago.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: So she's an intern.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw one on her Instagram. I thought it
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: was pretty funny.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: My point being, yeah, she seems like she should just
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: have gotten hired full time.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: She I think someone she said she has like four
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: million followers on TikTok.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we prefer sixty thousand fat boys. Yeah, that's
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: kind of more our wheel.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Here's an idea. Get at the bottomy, gain six hundred pounds,
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: then we'll see what we can do about a full
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: time contractor gambling loss. Yeah, the bankruptcy.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way. That is truly the way to
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: our heart. Oh sorry, you're successful, young female who would
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: take us into a new gene demographic? Not going to
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: work for us?
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Now? That was that was my job originally. I was
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: supposed to take us into a new demographic.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, half juice, half juice. Yeah, you and Natalie Portman. No,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: she's got to be full.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Oh big, Natalie Portman, Yeah, full. Yeah, she's she's I
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: think is rarely she is really Yeah, I think she's
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: got Israeli citizenship.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Damn they give that ship out. Yeah, they're trying to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: collect everywhere back.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Let my people.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Was Moses he was Egyptian? Right?
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I think so when Moses went to Egypt last Yeah,
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: that's let my people.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: If he went there doesn't mean that he.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Was That's a great song.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know, that's a good that's a good question.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: What was Moses' genealogy? Moses was a black man?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Was he?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: That's gonna piss off the old road Malone?
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Moses Malone, Moses Malone underrated. Speaking of Malone, did you
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: see that photo of Drake with Karl Malone?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: No?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't see. Yeah, dude, how about was its a
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: it's a still photo photo, photoshop.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Still photo at Drake's house. No, with the mail man
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: posted up post Malone. No, that fucking breaks my heart. Also,
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: I could no longer say.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: It's crazy they're trying to trade Josh Giddy this off season.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: Josh Giddy must be stoked about this Drake stuff. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: don't think a little representation in the community.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the more black brothers that No, but that
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: that didn't happen with Drake, that's all a nasty lie.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: But my point is that that I can't. Yeah, of
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: course they would have locked him up. He's too famous.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, true, He's way too famous to fuck kids.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: You know that. He said it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: I think he's the perfect amount of famous to fuck kids. No,
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Josh Giddy, No, Drake Drake with Josh Gitty is not
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: nearly famous enough to ship like that rookie season.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: He looked so depressed at his season ending press conference.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Dude, he's because he fell off fucking bridge. People post
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: his stats every night. He sucks. Now he's washed.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He used to be posting on like TikTok every
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: day last season. Yeah, he was like posting like pictures
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: of himself. People used to kind of clown his game
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: last year, being like just going slow motion and dribble
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: past people. Yeah, he would like affirm that. But I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: can no longer stand with my brother Diddy. He is
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: no longer my brother.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Oh because he wailed on that later was so bad.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm decrying and denouncing. You can't separating.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: The Rome was the one confident on here, being like
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: I got inside sources saying none of it's true one
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: week later.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: No, I mean it was a month later.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: How's your crew feeling? So now your crew runs deep
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: in the Diddy in the Diddy community.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: We have to.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: We're basically putting together like a four oh one k
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: plan for all the brothers that lost their jobs. We're
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: putting together a pension plan so everybody can stay afloat
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: in this trial. This this tough time. It's breadlines. Yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: it's fucking cockroaches out of a can. People have nothing
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: to eat on.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know a ton about that whole story. I
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: did see the video.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: My question is you need to see race?
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: But right, I mean my question is he's been accused
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: of all sorts of different stuff, not just the abuse
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: and all that, but you know, underage things, right, Yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: And so that video comes out and all of a sudden,
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: the assumption is that every single thing is true.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and there's no way to about there's fire brother.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way that he can now be like, listen,
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: just because I beat the shit out of that girl
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: doesn't mean that I have fuck kids. Yeah, because no
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: one's gonna believe anything now. So that video is an
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: affirmation of all the accusations. Yeah, pretty much.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Who had that video? Yeah, it seems like it. And
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: they specifically can't try him for that video because it
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: was from twenty sixteen, and there's for some reason a
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: statute of limitations on even if you clearly see someone
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and it's eight years, Like what a random statute of limitations?
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Oh? I always thought it was ten.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean, Like ten years would make.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: It depends on where you are where you're being tried.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: In Miami, they're like in Miami, I think it's like
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: one week.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, who would go to all the restaurants to restaurant.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Who would go to art Basel if we didn't have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a statue of limitations in Miami.
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: You need to be able to type twenty four hours.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking insane. But my point is who was
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: sitting on that video?
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: I doubt it was public about it. I bet it
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: was some fucking fourteen year old hacker who found it
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: and leaked it. Didn't see an n acquired? Isn't that
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: who got it?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: But who the fuck was sitting on that unless I
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: mean maybe they bought it?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Oh like a catch and kill.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Maybe a nightcrawler situation, nightstalker nightcrawler situation.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: It was a hotel footage.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Was it a hotel?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: I thought it was.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I thought that was his house.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: It's running down a hallway.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: She imagine opening You're going to be surprised to be
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: an elevator in his house.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Imagine opening your hotel door to like put put out
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: your room service tray after you're done, and Diddy's running
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: down the hallway ass naked.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Holy sh is that Seawan Cones.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Won't start? Oh man, that's a damning time, a damning
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: time for Diddy. Loser bomb soccer sucker, cornball.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Are only a few words I could use to describe him.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Lebron and followed him, if Lebron follows.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: You, because Lebron's probably known for a while.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lebron.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: I remember I was there with him that night. I said, Sean,
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: you don't got to do this, bro, you don't got
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: to be wailing on your girl like this.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in the hotel. Don't go better. She's
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: running down the hallway. I said, don't do it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know why.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: I think those videos are so fucking funny. Yeah, I
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: remember being there. I was me and Adolph.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love those videos.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I love those videos.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Those million people alone, thus six million alone, don't do it.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: They're so good. Further back they go the funnier. They are,
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: like the like the like the Jesus Ones, because I
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: remember it was me and Jesus. We were sitting there
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: and I was like, you got to carry that cross.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Man gonna remember you forever if you carry that cross.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: And he did it.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking good. He said that he's not going
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: to get involved in the Lakers coaching search.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: They their coach.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's basically he's saying that he's not going
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: to lobby for JJ Reddick to be their coach, even
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: though he is the podcast with JJ Reddick.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, and they want that's who they want.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: He is in the conversation.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Boy, that's tough, man, I gotta tell you. So I
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: know JJ Reddick as well. I don't know him personally,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: but I know he lived in Dumbo. He was the
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: big early celebrity that lived in Dumbo, the neighborhood we
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: live in, and he had a sick apartment. I actually
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: know which one it was, and.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: He did as episode there.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I saw.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: You can watch that episode.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: It was cool.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: It's almost Victorian.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gorgeous, huge roof deck, all that stuff and slid.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: His family was there and he's got kids and they
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: sold that place. And I thought when he got when
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: he retired, I remember thinking, oh, now he can finally
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: live in this home with his family and whatever. But
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: if you'd have to wonder as a wife waiting for
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: your husband to retire and then all of a sudden
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: he says, by the way, I'm going to go back
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: and be an NBA coach and have the exact same
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: schedule that I had more difficult.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm gonna do it in leap at the
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: arena every night.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: He watched tape for forty eight hours a day.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be brutal. The fact I think that
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: these dudes, some of them love the lifestyle. Yeah, and
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: it's almost like, what the fuck am I about to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: do at home? You guys see that dude Joe Smith,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: his wife was uh, he was a number one overall
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: pick in like maybe ninety five, the peak of come.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I did see this ninety four and then his wife
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: starts doing OnlyFans and I didn't see this. The whole
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: saga unfolded like live. She would just go live and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: they would argue about it, and he'd be like, I'm
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: trying to keep your ass at home, Like we said
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: we'd be done with this, and she's like, I have
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: needs too.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: This was on her only fans stream. They'd be arguing, this.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Is these these videos are public. I don't even think
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: it's on only fans because they weren't behind a paywall.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: But he was like, please stop selling your pussy online.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I was a number one overall pick and she's like,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you know what you signed up for with me? We
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: met at the club or some shit like that.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Basically like you can't save me that type of ship. Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: you can't sayable don't save me.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be safe.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you catch, you catch the bait, You catch the
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: fish that you who's bait you fish with something like that,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: like that, you fish with fitness bait. You go fishing
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: at the gym, Yes, you want a hoard.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you go fishing at the club and go to
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: the club.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You want Harrison Bucker. You you meet your wife in
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. Yeah, you go into your own kitchen and
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: you meet the woman that's already there. You keep her there. Yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you don't let her go anywhere. Yeah, But this dude
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is just I mean the point being that these the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: like the lifestyle that surrounds the NBA. Once you leave
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: the NBA, it's hard, it's you're almost in like withdrawal
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: from the NBA lifestyle. A lot of quiet, a lot
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: of quiet.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: What do you think would be the most well, what
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: sport would you want to coach the most? Like, what
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: what'll be your top sport to coach?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I do think it is the NBA.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: I was question football? Is it from a lifestyle perspective,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: or is it from a like which one do we
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: actually think fundamentally, based on our body of knowledge, we
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: could have any chance of succeeding.
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: ITM No, not that, not that. Just assume that you
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: already are good at coaching. Oh, okay, sport, which coach?
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: Which sport would you most want to coach?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Hmmm?
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: Would you be most interested in coaching?
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I think it's probably the NFL, just.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: From sixteen games a year, yes, yeah, but no, but
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: your it's not like sixteen games provides a lesser schedule.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I think NFL coaches do more than anybody else.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Dude, Baseball coach Baseball has like one hundred eighty games
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: a year.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what is a manager telling someone there's literally
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a hitting coach and a pitching coach. He's not like,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: all right, fucking make sure you swing the back good here,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Like you're literally just walking around cosplaying as a baseball player,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: as a fat old sixty five year old. You have
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to wear the pants and shit like that. You're literally
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: just crushing tobacco.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like I feel
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: like coaching of coaching football is probably easier too, because
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: you're just coming up with plays.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: No dude coaching football. You literally, you're the guy who
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: has to be there at three in the morning, and
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you're fucking getting fired. The fan base cares.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: What Hard Knocks is filming and when actually is getting
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: there at three in the morning.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, I guarantee these dudes are getting there at two forty.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Daniels there pretty early.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they definitely was a hard knock.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: No, these dudes are fucking Andy Reid. Both of his
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: like one of his sons died, the other one like
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I died of like a heroin overdose. The other one
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: like ran somebody over, like right before the Super Bowl.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: He was the most neglectful parent of all time. Yeah,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: because he had to coach so hard.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: I'm like Belichick. Belichick brought his family in.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Belichick was fucking sixteen year olds.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: What the fuck is that? Don't be spreading. Don't be
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: spreading rumors like that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Belichick was ringing out the back of a fucking beach
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: house in front. They caught him on ring camera. It
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't a sixteen year old. Who else has beach houses
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: other than sixteen year olds? Nobody, No sixteen year olds
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: have beach houses. It's probably like a twenty five year old, No,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: bro is that it was probably eighteen to twenty two
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: year old.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Do we know it was a sharehouse?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I to have been the neighborhood.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Did he have the wrinkles on his back from a
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: deflated air mass?
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: I mean Nick Sirianni literally fox kids two things. When
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: if Nick Sirianni got a dui and ran over someone
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: within the next year, that wouldn't be surprising at all.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: But we would sweep it under the rug like that
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Diddy video. Yeah, we would like we would sequestion the video.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Local Philly cops would be like, don't tell anybody about this.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Nick Sirianni is a bun.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I'll trade it for seven hundred level tickets. I'll make
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: all this dash came footage disappear if you just give
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: me club level.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: The Eagles have a pretty good schedule.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Incredible, Yeah, incredible schedule.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: Great schedule. The Patriots have the hardest schedule in the NFL.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: You know who has a really good schedule as the Lions.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Just have more days off going into their games than
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: anyone in NFL history.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: Well, the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: and they're playing.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: But they also have the benefit of the more days
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: off than anyone. It doesn't They all have a lot
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: of days off, more than anyone in NFL history.
• 42:16
  Speaker 6: Doesn't matter. I just they also have. They also have.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: They also have the most. They're also gonna have the most.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: There's no way for you to paint that in a
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: way that he's going to accept it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: They also have. They're also having the most miles, the
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: most miles traveled all season.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they live in the top corner of the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: United States.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: So that's another disadvantage.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: No, it's not there.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: They have a private jet.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: They're traveling more than any other team in the NFL.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I heard that they have underage kids on their jets
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: sucking them off.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: They make pit stops that Stein Island.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's why they have the most days off,
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: because they have to travel all around the fucking world
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: every day.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: No, yes, they do in the world every day.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Yes they do.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: They don't.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Have to go to Brazil, purvature of the earth to
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: go over the polar ice. They're going to use the
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: gravity of the earth to just the Green Bay around
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: to Wisconsin.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: They the Lions, though, I'm telling you that the Lions
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: to go undefeated this season. Wrong, I already bet it
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: five dollars, pays out seven hundred. He go undefeated, Yeah,
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: seventeen to now. Yeah, the Lions have a super easy schedule.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no one goes undefeated, and it's not going
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: to be the Lions. If anybody why the Lions were
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: great last year, was their number two receiver.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Arma Saint Brown.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: No, he's their number one.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: I don't you could be something. What is his name?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: He could be what's his name? I mean, maybe Jamison Williams.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: What's the what's his name? What's the wide receiver's name?
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: You know it?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe Jamison Williams is there was their number two? Yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: they had Josh Renolds, but now he's not their number two.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: No depth of receiver. If I'm on rag goes down,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: who are they throwing it to?
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Is not going to go down?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Building if jam Gibbs, if I'm playing Jamier Gibbs, if
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I'm playing defense against them, then I'm keying on al
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Mon Rau.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, then what are you gonna do when Jamior Gibbs
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: comes up and runs a route right through your entire defense?
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: He's not gonna Gibbs is the best running back in
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: the league, right behind Christian McCaffrey. Really, yes, I like
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: that easily.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Sounds like the new hotel from the Aman group.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Amon Ra Yeah, saying that five thousand a night.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to find this Lion schedule and run
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: through it. I hope people don't mind I'm talking ball
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: this early in the season. I don't mind it's early
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: in the preseason.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Jared Goff, my brother who just signed
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: for two hundred and twelve mil and then viewed my Instagram
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: store that same day. Jared really taking time off from
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: his two hundred and twelve million dollars to check in
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: on the bro.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: That's bro. That is bro.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: I didn't expect that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: No, for sure we should actually get him on. He
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: actually asked about you at last year's Super Bowl, really,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: right after waste management.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: What do you say?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: He was like, what's up with fucking the God?
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: They probably all love me because in my video I
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: get drafted to the Lions. Yeah, yeah, well yeah, they
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: probably have like a poster of me hanging out in
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: the locker room.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably have an empty locker if you like. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: they lay down a jersey every year on draft day
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: for fucking sasas. Damn they should have had me announced
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: their fucking pick they you probably could would have been huge.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I mean that meme will continue to grow. It's like
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: compound interest.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: That would have been huge for all of us.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Who used that meme? Someone for Tatoa.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: She likes the Birds.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: They play Chargers Week one, dub dub Bucks Week two,
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: dub Cardinals Week three, dub Seahawks Week four, dub bye week,
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Cowboys five at Dallas's team after what happened last yearon
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: where they got by the refs against the against the Cowboys.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Five dollars down the drains. I hate to say this
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: because I hate them boys.
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: That's a dub easily Vikings dub Titans, dub Packers, dubbed
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Texans Packers.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Where's the Packers.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Game at Packers?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: There's another one another.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: No, you guys are underestimating how good the Lions are.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: You're underestonating the Packers. Bro Love Love.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say Texans might be a shaky one.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, Texas one PM. I'm projecting.
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: I'm projecting the Texans Texans to win the Super Bowl.
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: Jags dub Colts, dub Bears, dub Packers, dub Bill's Na Bears,
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: dub again, forty nine ers, dub Oh.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Why would you say that? Counting six losses?
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Forty nine ers in Week sixteen?
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Please, they've already where's that Garters?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Where's the game?
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: I think they're all injured at that point. Have you
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: ever seeing Christian McCaffrey in the Super Bowl last year?
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: Like his knees were like locked in place. They had
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: to shoot him with fucking anti inflammatory injections. Those they
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: have one good player and he gets destroyed. Deebo Samuel
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: is an old man.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Forty nine ers, just have one good player? Please, the
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Bay Area will be on your helmet. Don't say that, dude.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: All I'm saying is Lions seventeen and oh.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Why don't you put a future on them to win
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl instead of to go an unrealistic seventeen?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: And oh, there's a much better chance of them winning
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: a super Bowl Because I.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Only wanted to bet five dollars. I already bet the
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Patriots win the Super Bowl.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: He did? Yeah, the fuck is wrong with you?
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Ten dollars pays out like a million dollars.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: There's also zero percent chance that will happen with their
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: bigoted quarterback, the Patriots. You can't run out of bigot bro.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: Why is Drake May a bigot.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Because he didn't follow any of his black doesn't.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Follow any black quarterbacks. Yeah, he wants to keep his timeline.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: He doesn't want to get like overwhelmed by the talent.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I sneaky love your Texans super Bowl pick.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't you bet them to win the Super Bowl?
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: I will, Okay, I'd like I'd like them to lose
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: it AM early on and then I can bet them
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: win once they their odds are not great right now.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just have to get in, get in early.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Because they had the quarterback on a rookie contract. They
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: just added a stud receiver.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they just added a stud running.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Back, just added a stud defensive end.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: Their offense is unbelievably stacked.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Fuck yus.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: We should do a fantasy football league this year.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I did one that we did one
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: last year and then everyone gave up halfway through the season.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, because you had a good team.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I drafted a great team.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: Well, I didn't know how to draft because I was
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: on the mobile app, and it wouldn't let me go
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: off of auto pick. So I drafted two wide receivers
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: in the first two picks.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: We got to get back in this year. I know
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: we're already thinking ball.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: I can't stand now, but not the Bruins are out.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, we can't think pucke anymore.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: I did watch you watch the game last night? No oilers, Canucks.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: This is the this is way in the past, true
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: great game. We got to look forward. We got to
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: be futuristic podcast. Yeah, to talk about fucking hoverboards and
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: shit like that. I'm just always thinking ball. It's hard
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: for me to break free of those shackles, dude. The
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: fucking future is a scary place. You hear that the
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: four oh one K plan might have been a mistake.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I saw that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Why do you explain, get money in it?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Because you do it? Because you what, I have no
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: money in it?
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I mean they're saying that it's like, if you have
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to dip into your four oh one K plan, it's
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: basically going to be moot by the time that you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: need to retire, and that it was another failed policy
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: by Ronald Reagan to try and set up the the
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: future of our country because same as it was fell
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: under Reaganomics essentially, and it helps the rich get richer,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: but those people already have enough retirement. And it basically
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: was a tax free way to replace the pension because
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: the pension was dominating in like steel and manufacturing, and
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: then all that fell off and they couldn't afford to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: pay the pensions. But people should have guaranteed salaries rather
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: than making them like solely responsible to develop their own retirement.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: So social or so.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: But you said you started by saying that it depends
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: on people dipping into their four oh one k, and
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: that's presuming before they turn If you.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Dip into if you have, like say you're like making
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars a year and you have to dip
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: into your four oh one k because your kid has
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: some kind of unforeseen medical crisis, the amount of money
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you take out of your four oh one k will
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: destroy the compounding interest going forward, so it'll deplete what
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: you're well.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: And also you have to pay big penalties.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: And you have to pay the big penalties. But that's why,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: that's why we need a pension. That's why we need
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: to become firefighters and ditch this bar stool shit.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: Or you just do what I do and go all liquid.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it also relies on people saving for retirement.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just a liquid man.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: You need to start saving some for retirement, bro. They
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: said that when am I'm not gonna run retired, people
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: are in poverty.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Really, that's gonna be you, bro, I'm never going to retire.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be like Carlin.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: I want to die on stage.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: That's the dream.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Actually like Rodriguez, to light myself on fire on stage.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Did Rodrigoz do that?
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: I thought Rodriguez is still a lot now. He died
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: last year, Oh he did. Yeah, But there before people
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: knew that he was people all thought that he was
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: dead for years. Yes, And they thought that he let
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: himself on fire on stage. Some people thought that he
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: shot himself on the head on stage, but the more
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: common opinion was that he let himself on fire.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: There's a crazy old wives tale, I know.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: And then it turned out that he was just a
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: painter in Detroit.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: And then you told me he went on tour in
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: South Africa. He did.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: He just did like an arena run in South Africa
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: and then went back to painting in Detroit pretty good.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're still loving him in South Africa.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: That's the Tom Green model.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a great plan. I mean, that's got to
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: be a great life, because you know, when knows you
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: are in America and then you just go across the
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: world and you sell out stadiums in beautiful South Africa. Yeah,
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: and there's like Papa Roxy everywhere, and then you just
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: go back to America, fly coach. Everyone's like, who the
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: fuck is this guy?
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just start painting again.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: My tour guide in South Africa had a fucking nose
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: picking problem that I think about once a week. This
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: dude could not stop fucking picking his nose as if
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: he was invisible, Yeah, as if we couldn't just see him.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: Sometimes you just gotta be like that though. No, but
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: sometimes you just got to pick and just be like,
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: I don't care who sees.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: I'm at a point where I don't care.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy was a factory like his There was
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a conveyor belt of boogers being sent towards his nose
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: at all times, and it was a fact. The van
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: that he's using is a company van. So there's probably
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: other tour guys that have to use this van. Oh,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: and then they find a stalactite of boogers.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Hand the steering wheel.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was so disgusting, Like he didn't know
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: that we were looking at him as he explained. You know,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: it was an alpha movie thing.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: It's a very alpha move to maintain eye contact while
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: you're a midpick look away. Yeah, it wasn't this, No,
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: it's the it's always got to get it on the forward.
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: The thumb is that much, man. My dad taught me
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: that when I was very young. My nose, yeah, yeah,
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: he said this is He said, you never pick with
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: your with your point your finger. Children like you dad.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to pick my nose like you, damn
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: sass in the cradle with the silver spoon.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: Take your time, think a lot, think of everything for
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Use your thumb, pick your nose. I hope you can
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: find some boggers that type of ship.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: That type of ship.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, trying to think of something to say.
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: I thought you were gonna make it rhyme, to be honest,
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: but you did.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: I can't just have that skill.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: There was something to say, if you catch a fish
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: and I don't, I'll kill myself. And I've been thinking
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: about that the entire.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: It was what would that mean? I mean that would
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: mean a lot. It would really it would pretty.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Much devalue your entire life.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: So that I am a better fisherman.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Fisher you're a better man.
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: No, that that sea and that pissed me off. And
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: I almost replied to your tweet because I was when
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: you tweeted, and you were like, time to settle this
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: battle of and I was like, there is no battle.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: What is the battle?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Is our first battle that we've never battled?
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: No, but it's not a battle because I catch fish
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: and you don't know.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: But the only time that you and I have ever
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: been fishing together, neither the first caught a fish. Right
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: now the scoreboard didn't catch.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: A fish because your feet got too cold and we
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: had to leave.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Oh what was it met?
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: You guys were in the car huddling around, going the
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: tesla is only on two percent?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I entered the river twenty five minutes before
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: you did because you were still fiddling around.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: Because I had to tie all of your knots. Also,
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: I want to give you you don't want to go
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: out here and not be able to tie not so
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: maybe I should have brought some tibbet or something and
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: taught you how to tie clinch.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna watch YouTube video and because you do.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Not want to be out on this boat going, Hey, Sydney,
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: could you tie my knots for me?
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Sydney and I are children of God. We are okay.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: But I think there's something about Francis that's just naturally
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: better at you than some stuff like think about think
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: about pool pool. Yes, you played pool for so long.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: That's because Francis plays pool like an autistic guy where
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: it's he doesn't do any cool.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Shots like I do cool shots.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: You never see Francis going behind the back or banging
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: it off walls. It's all angles.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You don't fucking do cool shots.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Yes I do. No, I've created the cool shots. I'm
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: all trick shots. I'm jumping over balls ship.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Like that, Yeah, running up them like slam it, I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: bang it.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: Francis is just it's like a nice gent and then
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: you just go time to watch this one going, which
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: is the goal of pool.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not doing style points, he's not doing like
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: free run pool.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: I got a bad feeling about this trip.
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: I have a terrible feeling about it.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Feeling about has its seem to go down.
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: My bad feeling is because I watched a couple of
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: videos on people fly fishing for Kobea and saltwater fly
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: fishing is mostly you you have to It's not just
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: like you're not just casting into the into the bliss.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: You're you're you're abyss into the abyss. You're waiting to
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: see the fish, and then you start casting. Yeah, we're targeting,
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: you're taught, Yeah you're site fishing, sish and yeah, sorry,
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: I'll catch you up.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: On the line.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: I thought I didn't know if you were going to
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: say that was that was what I was about to say,
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: But then I was glad you had it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: But when you're fly fishing on a boat, depending on
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: the size of the boat, we're not going to all
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: be able to cast at the same time, not at
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: the same time. So what happens if if it's your
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: turn to cast and we've we we finally found the kobia,
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: and then and then you get to catch a fish,
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: and then it's like.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: If you're trying to tell me how you're going to
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: say that someone is going to benefit from having more
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: time on the boat to cast more uh than you
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: are already looking for excuse have you ever read through it?
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: I've beaten you.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: He says that the reason that his brother is a
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: better fisherman than him is because he casts twenty percent
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: more than he does.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: What. Yeah, that's not what he says.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: Ye see, it absolutely is when he gives part of
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: he sa part of the reason that my brother is
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: such a better fisherman than I am is because he
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: casts twenty percent more than I do.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense if you take twenty percent
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: more pictures.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Why don't we let's count our casts.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: I'm absolutely not going to do that.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: Well, then you cannot complain what I catch more fish
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: than you do.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Brother. I think we're going to be lucky to catch
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: one fish we're fishing for like sharks.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: I am. I'll tell you what. I'm already excited that
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I'm in your head this much.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm excited to because you don't even know
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: how to double hall. I offered also to the listeners
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: before this video comes out, I just want to let
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: it be down when you see how ugly Francis cast is.
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: I want it to be known that I offered to
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: take Francis Potentral Park to show him at a double hall.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: But Francis will pick it up and fucking I.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: Watched his cast. Brother, There's no there's no, there's no fish.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: He's mechanically a superior human I.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: Am when I cast with anglers building up.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: We're gonna We're gonna keep this tape because when you
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: lay this foundation of ship talk and insecurity and then
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I come home with five pictures of me holding big
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: five fucking Kobea, we wheish we are going to talk
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: about it for an entire.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: Episode if that happens when we land back, I'm not
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: even going back. I'm just going straight back to New
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Jersey to go fishing again, to get to get number,
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: just to get some numbers on the board.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I would say, if you do that, you
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: should bring me so that I can sort of show
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: you what I've learned.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: Brother, that would not be able to set you. Trust me,
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: you would not be able to fish.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not talking ship right now because I I don't
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: know how this is going to go. And I do
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: admit you have more fishing experience than I do. But
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: at the same time, I think you build it up
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: to be this mystical lost art that is hard to
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: learn and that you know you it's you know, I
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: don't know my fucking casts and all that the double hall.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: But all that matters is the scoreboard at the end
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: of the day, And if we catch the same amount
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: of fish, then it's going to be who caught the
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: bigger fish.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: And no, you can't catch the same amount with the
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: amount of shit talking the same amount as a win
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, we're out of that. In fact, I think we
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: need to we need to handicap it. And if I
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: catch within five fish of sass.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Dude, we're not going to wait, we're going fishing for
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: one day. We're not going to be catching like twenty
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: fish each.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Speak for yourself. Brother.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Also, I don't there. We're gonna be with a guide
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: in my friend. He's a friend of mine, so that
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: doesn't count like guiding fishing is that's everyone's gonna.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Sten you listen to you just completely taking the fucking
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: credit out of this trip already. I'm just taken off
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: and you were already undermining the validity of this contest
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: or where I I don't know, I have.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: A good place for you guys to go. I saw
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: an instagram of this restaurant in Japan where you it's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: like basically a stocked pond in the middle of the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: restaurant and you catch your fish right there and then
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: they purportedly will cook it for you on the squad.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't catch stockies, though it sounds like you do.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: I only catch wild john stocks.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: But then there was ah, I only catch wild trapped
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Richard Stockton, Stockton College stock stocking stocking cap yeah, cap,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: cap and gown, yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Colin.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: The but they say that there was a there was
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: a rumor that whatever you catch, they just put it
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: in a different part and then they give you some
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: cook fish from the bat.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: I think we talked about this, didn't I.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of tune out and.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: I missed football.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: I don't understand why you watch football just as much
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: as we do.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: I like to watch it, but I don't care to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: predict fucking injury reports in week fifteen. Bro, that gets
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: a little in the weeds for me. That's crazy. I'm
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: a plot guy. I watch the NFL for plot.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: Have you not been watching the XFL?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Keeping up with the rookies.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: To be honest with you, I didn't even know that
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: was actually a real thing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: I haven't watched a single game.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: You guys think that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey will
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: be still dating by the end of the football season,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: broken up by the end of the football season, or
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: to be married.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but I think the fuck Mary killed
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: those three ideas. I mean, dude, the Chiefs, they're a
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: mess right now. They'll be lucky if they have any
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: players by the beginning of the season.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: How are they a mess? What are you talking about?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: They've got a bunch of thugs on their team.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You need a certain amount of thugs.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: Now. The Patriots cy we like to keep it classy.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: You had Aaron Hernandez your team, and I'm talking about
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: we cut him. No, they cut him from the fucking
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: rope that he hung himself so they could lay him
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: to rest.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: We cut him that as soon as he got arrested
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: for murder, we cut him from the roster.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think you. I think it was just.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: Clean out his locker. We don't want a guy like
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: that on this team.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You guys had a bunch of thugs on that team.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: No way I want to know what the crazy shit
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: was that he was saying to Wes Welker. Yeah, me too,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: where Wes Welker would be like, dude, don't talk to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: that guy.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well he said he was pulling his dick out.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: Could have been just that.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Football players love to do that, all.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Sports, all athletes, all sports, they all like to have
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: their penises.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: No, probably not.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: Francis threw a joke in the group chat last night
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: bombs away. What so that you weren't going to wear
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: your shirt? No, one replied, didn't even get a ha haa.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I only said that you're not giving context because Sydney said, actually,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: you guys should probably bring like sweaters and stuff because
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: the morning might be cold on the boat. And I said,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: fuck that. I'm not even gonna wear a shirt, but
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: I will because I don't want to get sunburned.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: Did you bring along sleeve?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: Sure? Did?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: Nice?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Wait, so what day are you guys going out?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Wednesday? Tomorrow?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: And then when are you coming back Thursday?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't go to Rangers game five? Game five?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: Game five? Well we could, we could go on Friday.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: Friday is going to be away.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: You guys can go. Where are you going to be
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Denver for this bachelor party.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: God, this ship is still going on. You've been talking
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: about this Denver trip for eight months.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Because I'm excited about it. I can't be excited about
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: my my boys. Last Hurrah one more.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: This must be the most anticipated bachelor party ever.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: It is changed.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: You guys want to go there anymore?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Immigration problem?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: I mean you should call Sam Town again those restaurants
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: that he recommended anymore?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know stuff. We're going to see McCusker on Thursday.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: Oh really?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Oh cool?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: I told Bo to go, but of course isn't listen.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, I have bonus tickets, really, I have.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I bought thirteen tickets and only I think ten guys
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: are going to be in by that time on Thursday night.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: I'll tell them. Yeah, you would definitely go. Really, I'll
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: tell him in Macadelic.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Get them both out there. Yeah, one hundred percent. Would
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: give them free tickets.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: I wonder who he's got opening for him, maybe Guardini,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: hopefully it's guard my can.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Why don't you text him, Matt?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't have his phone number a DM, but
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: sure go to requests. Yeah, yo, just check in check
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: your requests.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Check your request. I have a question, who's actually opening
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: for you? And then we're going to Subtronics at Red
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Rocks on Friday.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah cool onyx.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Phillies game on on Saturday, damn packed weekend, and then
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: day game day game fun. And on Sunday we're doing
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: some other ship. I think we might go to Casa Bonita.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: You're staying for Sunday. Of course, it's a long bachelor
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: party's WORL day weekends.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Brother, it's more day weekend.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I guess you don't. I guess you don't celebrate the veterans.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: No, I just work every single day, so I don't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: really take I don't even remember, Yeah, what work you're
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: doing on Monday? Spots?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: No, you, you definitely don't have spots.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Why where's your holiday spots for the best day to
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: do spots? Where's your spots to stand?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Bullshit?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: When's what's what's Monday?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Memorial Day?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: It's not time to make a change. Just relax. Take
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: it's easy. You're still young. That's your faults. Nine thirty
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: upstairs up seven thirty upstairs upstairs is barely a spot.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: So I have two spots on Monday upstairs.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You're basically busking, you're basically upstairs, you're marking outside.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: That's not I fucking laid it down upstairs. Yeah, standing ovation.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, two people, two people laughing and laying it down.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: Brother, you should have heard it. They were howling. No,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: and then and then Norman came up and he went
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: house upstairs and I went, didn't leave a lot of
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: meat on the bone, but I'm sure you'll get.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Him meat on the bone, boner bone dogs.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: Great hang last night. Yeah, legendary.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Who there me?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Norman, pat in Oswalt, J. C. Chase now Sean Patton.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, general, I knew it wasn't brother.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: Just Killer's row.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: It's a couple of guys talking shop.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: You talk shop with Norm Yeah, no way.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: Talking about the boom, talking about where we gets ahead.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: And dude, sehn Patten. We were in the the sort
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: of downstairs food area. Yea, right by the.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Front, by the bar.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: No downstairs, No, okay, by the food area, kind of
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: like where they I guess they do the dishes. I
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: don't even know.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't you know when you go in down the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: stairs and you tuk around to the right.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: Usually when guys like you try and go back to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: looking for the bathroom upstairs, right bathroom, No upstairs, sorry,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: many way back towards the killers around to this area.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: So, uh, Sean Patten was in that area and I
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: was walking from the green room to the control room
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: or something, and he goes, oh, Francis, Uh I was
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: in I don't know where he was. And he was like,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: I saw a guy that I was so certain was
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: you that I went Francis. And the guy turned around
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, that's not you. And he's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: telling me this story and he's like I didn't know
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: how to get out of it, but I just was
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: like embarrassed or something. And I'm sitting there like, oh,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: that's cool whatever. And he didn't know. I don't think
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: he knew how to like end this story. So he
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: just stopped for a second and he was standing next
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: to this gi gantic vat of white cream sauce and
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: he goes, anyway, I made all this sour cream for you.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: That's funny, Kayler, Oh my god, to be a fly
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: on the fucking wall, you wish, bro, I know, to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: be on the fire on the wall. That's how that
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: saying kind of goes wish. Now, that's the sentiment of that,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: saying wish you would be a fly on That's how
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: you know, I know I pretty much came up with
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: that saying saying you are the fly on the wall.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: There it's killers talking and you're just fucking buzzing around
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: being like, oh.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: Fight's incredibly mean. What we actually have to leave?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah we do.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: We are going to be late for this flight.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah we gotta go.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: All right, make sure you guys check the gate before.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: You I am not letting him direct us through the.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Quartering the gates around. They've been trying to get fucking their.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: Junior beach time.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Look at this guy. I love that. Yeah, wait to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: you see my hat? You bring shades? I have shades.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: Bring a bucket hat. I have a straw hat. Very
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: nice Cuba, very nice later part of his life. All Right,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: we'll see you guys on This is for tuesdays. I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: have and have not this for next Tuesday. Yes, see
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: you next Tuesday.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: Hunt. We'll be back Thursday. See you guys then goodbye
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: Thursday from Chicago.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: Goodbye