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OUTRO: You Can Lead A Horse To Water... · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You get to go, Jason, Yes, turn it down.
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  Speaker 2: Yes for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 2: for Raw Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio
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  Speaker 2: Get Fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Now, look, let's just get it right off the bed here.
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  Speaker 3: What we need to lay off the felth mogi. I'm
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  Speaker 3: looking at you especially. I've seen how you've you.
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  Speaker 1: Just seen come on guys, as soon as we came
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  Speaker 1: in and I'm the piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: I see how it's permeated deeply into Keysy's soul. And
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  Speaker 3: now he's dropping the most atrocious lines when what.
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  Speaker 4: He's talking about is what's the song that goes, oh
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  Speaker 4: puddle of mud blue ry. Yeah, you know, we take
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  Speaker 4: it all the way. And then when I walked in
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  Speaker 4: and I said, and you show I did him, and
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  Speaker 4: Jason was like, Kezy, that's discussing. It's just a little joke, man,
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  Speaker 4: It's fine what I'm talking now.
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  Speaker 5: I also want to I also want to.
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  Speaker 3: Reiterate this is not an excuse to then indulge in
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  Speaker 3: filth like you just did.
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  Speaker 1: But I was just explaining, yeah, that's right, and can
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  Speaker 1: I say that Keysy used to hate because I always
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  Speaker 1: sing along and put filth into lyrics, always have done,
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  Speaker 1: really and key never liked it. But now it's growing
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  Speaker 1: on what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: That is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you know that the show is going to take
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  Speaker 1: tunes here and there, and you just have to go
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  Speaker 1: with it.
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  Speaker 2: Me.
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  Speaker 4: He also made.
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  Speaker 5: Another comment to me yesterday, and I'm not even going
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  Speaker 5: to go near repeating it.
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  Speaker 3: What it was, I cannot say what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Then I was just like, what was easy?
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  Speaker 4: What was in a reference to oral sex?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What was that?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not telling you.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea. Man, I've got no idea what
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  Speaker 4: it could be.
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  Speaker 3: Pert's also, I mean he's filthy bat in anyway by nature.
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  Speaker 5: He's now dropping some clangers.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say I don't love Moggis adding filth
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  Speaker 4: to lyrics right because me adding shoved it in like
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  Speaker 4: it goes along with the lyrics and it makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: Whereas will be.
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  Speaker 1: Like saying no because I take I take extension to that.
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  Speaker 4: Aod work shove on my busies or something that doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's much filthier.
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  Speaker 4: But I feel like I finished a bit.
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  Speaker 3: More because we're in what I'm in danger of is
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  Speaker 3: being permeated myself and I every now and then you
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  Speaker 3: are film now that I get. When I'm at home,
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  Speaker 3: a clanger will come out and I'll go, fucking Mogie,
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  Speaker 3: and my wife will go excuse me, and I'll go
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  Speaker 3: as Mogi, a's fucking Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Can I say I take great exception to this. At
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  Speaker 1: the start of this year, I said we need to
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  Speaker 1: clean the show up. Yes you did, and I was
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  Speaker 1: met with nothing but resistance from the two of you.
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  Speaker 1: And so here we here we find ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, come on.
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, we can't have this kind of content.
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  Speaker 1: People turn it off in their cars, they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to listen to talk with their kids. We need to
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  Speaker 1: broaden our audience, fellows, We've got to think big. We've
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  Speaker 1: got to grow this show. And you both said fuck that, Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no, like that is like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: I can't even think of a metaphor to explain Mogi
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  Speaker 4: suggesting that we clear the list.
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  Speaker 1: I did, and.
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  Speaker 3: That is absolutely true. You did mention that, and then
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  Speaker 3: you were straight back into it leading the cause.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you the charge.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, And I was just like.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Arking Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hicky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I know for a fact that you actually like filth,
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  Speaker 4: though now.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like filth.
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  Speaker 3: And here's thekezy Keasy was a sweet young kid when
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  Speaker 3: he started the show, and he's with the soul of
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  Speaker 3: a seventy year old man if you will still have it.
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  Speaker 3: But now it's just filthy old. He's a filthy seventy
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  Speaker 3: year old man. He's just high on the prescription drag.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on a minute. Who's always talking about having a
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  Speaker 1: huge piece, a six swing in the house, the whole
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  Speaker 1: a case full of dili's.
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  Speaker 3: I will I will fully acknowledge the sixth swing and
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  Speaker 3: the dillys, the dillies, But you know that's not any.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about having a messive downstairs?
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  Speaker 5: Will you guys sitting there?
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  Speaker 3: That is you guys go Jay saying, I will say it.
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  Speaker 4: You can lead a horse to water, but we drink.
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  Speaker 4: You can't make him jew And look, yea even me.
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  Speaker 4: You could lead a horse to water, but.
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  Speaker 1: Can we co on the T shirt panks.
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  Speaker 5: Horse to water, but you can't make him jears.
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  Speaker 4: You're on the one down joy.
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  Speaker 5: Now that's quite funny that one. That would be a
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  Speaker 5: really good that would be a good T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: I'd wear that. So many people would wear that, and
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  Speaker 1: so many other people would say.
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, my wife wouldn't liked me wearing that.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, that's just the other thing that concerns me
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  Speaker 3: is your lovely one appearances.
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  Speaker 1: Man, she's a shocking burst.
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  Speaker 3: She is now having to put up with keasy dropping,
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  Speaker 3: absolute shockers and the and they in the in the
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  Speaker 3: home environl.
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  Speaker 1: But is that true? You don't know that that's happening.
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  Speaker 3: She wring me out tears, saying, what's up with old keysy?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, is so filthy at the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Now, my wife has quite a dirty sense of humor
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  Speaker 4: at times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so does mine. Actually, yeah, she thinks like rubbing
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  Speaker 1: off on you guys, and you're bringing it to work.
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  Speaker 1: And now here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: My wife can get away with saying stuff at home
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  Speaker 3: that I would never get away.
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  Speaker 1: With, the racist stuff. She's anger.
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  Speaker 3: She has said some absolute clangers, and I'm like, excuse me,
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  Speaker 3: they've been more shocking than you. If I were to
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  Speaker 3: even delve into that area, she would cane my ass.
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  Speaker 1: You wish.
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  Speaker 4: Well, look, how about we just make a promise right now, Well,
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  Speaker 4: why don't we.
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  Speaker 1: Do it today? Let's do the zero Filth Extravaganza.
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  Speaker 4: All right, I'm just looking at our planning sheet to
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  Speaker 4: see if it's possible. Yeah, no, we're going to do it,
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  Speaker 4: sending Jason a farewell tour the hoar Frost.
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  Speaker 1: Your topic is the horf Frost. Well, I threw a
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  Speaker 1: video last night. It's called the guys that We've got
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  Speaker 1: a whore Frost and I've actually heard of that, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Ye what am I meant to do about that? To
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  Speaker 1: be misinterpreted? So we give to ditch the hoar Frost.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how it would be. Well, do we
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  Speaker 4: have to do it today?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's come up today. It makes sense from a
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  Speaker 1: podcaster's point of view that they'll hear this and then
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  Speaker 1: they'll hear the show special zerofil Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay, yeah, totally man.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's just today. We'll see how we go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: see how much does that.
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  Speaker 4: Mean we have to rename the Throbber?
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  Speaker 3: No, which is we're not sex keysy, we're not we're
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  Speaker 3: not giggling at throbbers. Come on, man, yes, we are troubber,
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  Speaker 3: rude and dirty. See that's your seventy year old name.
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  Speaker 4: Come well, hang on to my sex or okay, we'll
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  Speaker 4: keep the throb within, but everything else looks pretty clean.
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  Speaker 4: Jase joins a Good Bitch's Bacon group. That's filth.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: What are you going to do with it?
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  Speaker 4: Aland and you.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: What being disgusting in what way, whatever disgusting way your
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  Speaker 4: amazing mind can think of?
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  Speaker 5: It is an amazing mind.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not excited for the show now. I'm actually i.
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  Speaker 3: Am because I've got because I see like old pugsun
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  Speaker 3: and studio that he he's kind of our barometer barometer. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, that's the word I was looking for, and
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  Speaker 3: sometimes I'm late. He's been like head in hands going,
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That we're doing well. But the thing was because here's
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  Speaker 1: p C level. He's very sensitive, so I know if
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  Speaker 1: he's going redlining, we've nailed it. So yeah, we're right
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  Speaker 1: on the on the edge.
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  Speaker 4: He's like a very very precise like when an earthquakes happening,
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  Speaker 4: what are they called not there's the old richtoscale, it's
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  Speaker 4: the old version, but anyway, very precise one that shakes
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  Speaker 4: even if there's an earthquake like two hundred miles away.
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  Speaker 1: He's constantly shaking. He's just he's quivering the whole time. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there is, and so it's good. Whereas if we hear Jason,
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  Speaker 1: if you look out the window and he's got his
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  Speaker 1: head in his hands, you know.
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  Speaker 5: That's ok Yeah, maybe I'm miss interpreting there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's how much we'll be knocking out of
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  Speaker 1: the park because he hasn't taken his head out of
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  Speaker 1: his hands for the last week. Yeah. Well, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out, Actually, well, why don't we do why
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  Speaker 1: don't we also do a big part was the Big
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  Speaker 1: Show too filthy? Finding referend them?
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  Speaker 4: When are we doing that today?
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  Speaker 1: We can do that today.
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  Speaker 5: We're got to keep it clean, Keezy. We're better than that, man,
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  Speaker 5: we are. We are better than the filth that comes
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  Speaker 5: out of your mouth.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So you're telling me we're going to do a
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  Speaker 4: show that relies on like genuine clever humor, yes, wit
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  Speaker 4: yet correct, rather than just knob gags.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, your funeral.
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  Speaker 4: This is a big show. Four or seven weekdays. Radio
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  Speaker 4: hadarchy