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FULL SHOW: Megan Need The Boys To Pull Up Her Pants! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This show would being podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh the
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  Speaker 2: experts and tastes that kiwis love for it to the
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  Speaker 2: podcast on a Monday.
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  Speaker 3: Meghan, you're back with us after a day. We're here
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  Speaker 3: very shortly.
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  Speaker 1: A great message after your surgery.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, great message from me, which I now regret sending.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even think I could replicate that voice if
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't regret.
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  Speaker 2: I love the other way because there's a video footage
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  Speaker 2: of it as well, so you can see on the
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  Speaker 2: hits Breakfast Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: I love how just in your face.
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  Speaker 2: You're in your own face, you're filming it, your c up,
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  Speaker 2: your nose and a lot of face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I didn't realize it was a video.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know if you were still under the
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  Speaker 2: influence over the weekend because we're like, this video is
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  Speaker 2: so gold?
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  Speaker 3: Can we post?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, we need to check with Megan,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm saying, knowing you as I do, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: probably not. It's a great video, but I understand you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't want to do it. And then you were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: apparently she's all good.
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  Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, I'm still on painkillers. So I think
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  Speaker 5: there's a little bit like I.
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  Speaker 3: Think you were like, I've got a husband.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was your Resply, I'm all good, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm not looking for anyone.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if there's anyone.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, hids up there. Video is going to
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  Speaker 4: go online, so I don't know if it's going to
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  Speaker 4: make you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just looking at the you know how it's got
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  Speaker 1: the still image before you click on the video.
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  Speaker 4: It's still has it done me dirty? You know when
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  Speaker 4: the still image does your real duty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on Facebook, have.
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  Speaker 5: A lot to work with though, so it just up
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  Speaker 5: my nose. Oh jeez, it's happened, doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: It better than being up my nose?
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you that video of me being highly intoxicated
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  Speaker 5: before and after the Radio Awards is also on there,
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  Speaker 5: so I.
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  Speaker 6: Was like, yeah, we'll thank you for sharing that course,
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  Speaker 6: and you're here the amazing audio of Megan after a surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, now it's great. Megan back after a big surgery
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  Speaker 1: on the rest.
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  Speaker 4: What was the surgery carple tunnel. It's just we tenons
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  Speaker 4: and stuff gets squeezed in your rest and they release it.
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  Speaker 1: Just got bandage all over her left hand at the
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  Speaker 1: moment and wearing an army And it does look like
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  Speaker 1: you've returned from maybe a peacekeeping mission over and Gaza
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  Speaker 1: or somewhere. So thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I was injured.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the real hero, But in reality you have
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  Speaker 1: just been wonderful weekend on painkillers.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, pretty much had.
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  Speaker 3: A nice to go for the full Like.
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  Speaker 4: Why did I They could have just given.
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  Speaker 3: You a local, Like why did you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 4: Because they offered it, like.
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  Speaker 3: Blockiness that you're about to hear it does not seem
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  Speaker 3: worth it.
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  Speaker 5: It goes for like an hour the surgery, and I
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  Speaker 5: don't want to hear them doing anything like yeah, even
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  Speaker 5: just talking or suctioning or like.
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  Speaker 1: Because I guess you're there. If you are await, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're obliged to engage in banter, aren't you.
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  Speaker 3: Well you would be. I should probably just let people
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  Speaker 3: do their job. I want to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but this was you fresh from what stage?
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  Speaker 1: Was this?
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  Speaker 4: This was on the drive home?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, such sleep, you guys would be so heavy for me.
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  Speaker 7: I just had an egg samwich. Got a pink hand.
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  Speaker 7: It's never been cuter, But you guys want a pink hand?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want a pink hand? I can. I can't
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  Speaker 4: give you're a pink hand a pink eye. All right,
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  Speaker 4: you are right.
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  Speaker 3: I loved your own joke.
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  Speaker 1: Sandwich was pronounced beautifully. I always thought there were too
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  Speaker 1: many syllables in the word sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: To be fair. Ye am, I giving you a pink red.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you promised that.
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  Speaker 4: I was really taken by the It was very.
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  Speaker 1: Pink and I was still slightly pink, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, I remember thinking, wow, that's so cool. Yeah, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 5: pink Now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh there you go. I like what they're done with
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  Speaker 1: Ironing's good. Now we're just still going to play a
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  Speaker 1: little game.
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  Speaker 8: Here.
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  Speaker 1: Was it Kim Kardashian or was it Megan Peppers?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, here go Halla, No, my mine, decade, agol, I
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  Speaker 7: am here together now.
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  Speaker 4: Kind that's going to haunt me forever.
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  Speaker 3: Karen vibes you're giving me when as well.
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  Speaker 1: Jade, and.
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  Speaker 3: I love that all.
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  Speaker 2: Karen so obviously like in tins of pain killers and
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  Speaker 2: coming off that you you vaguely remember the conversation that
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  Speaker 2: you recorded for us.
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  Speaker 5: I vaguely remember, Yeah, I remember, but I thought I
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  Speaker 5: sounded way better.
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  Speaker 8: Than that.
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  Speaker 1: What else did you do any other world stuff for
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  Speaker 1: your under what's the time?
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  Speaker 5: I may have bought a lot of stuff. Really, I've
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  Speaker 5: bought a lot of online chopping.
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  Speaker 1: While on painkillers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you can't going to blame either.
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  Speaker 5: I come clean and I blame it on the plain
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  Speaker 5: killers or I'm going to have to like feed.
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  Speaker 1: It previous weeks. It's blaming it on the sales. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want to get these things.
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  Speaker 2: Cheaper, all right? So what have you done on painkillers?
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  Speaker 2: I would like to know make Meghan feel a little
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  Speaker 2: better about spending a lot of time shopping over the
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  Speaker 2: weekend and phone calls that she doesn't remember.
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  Speaker 9: Doing the heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Talking about what you did after being on painkillers. After
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  Speaker 2: Meghan made of a video message for me which we appreciated.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting I'm never going to live down. We've got
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  Speaker 3: a lot of mileage out of it.
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  Speaker 7: On Friday, Hello, I had such a beast sleep. You
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  Speaker 7: guys would be so happy for me.
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  Speaker 1: Now there's no going to the system and deleting that
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  Speaker 1: Meghan purpose.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Ali had a cracker one til I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if you heard that one on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: We have to fish out for you.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is, I have how to use my tongue?
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  Speaker 2: How do you use that for boiling water?
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  Speaker 4: And when it's tongue and I wouldn't even.
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  Speaker 10: Know swallowing harding.
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  Speaker 3: We spit tonight.
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  Speaker 10: So many.
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  Speaker 1: I had just came out of the Giant.
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  Speaker 3: It's a lot going on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you guys say stuff and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: if you know about me?
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  Speaker 2: So we wanted to know this morning what you did
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  Speaker 2: after your on painkillers. My dad, who had he exited
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  Speaker 2: the hospital after being there to be there overnight for
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  Speaker 2: an operation, but he had an argument with the parking
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  Speaker 2: attendant because he's like, I've only been an hour.
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  Speaker 3: For twenty four hours. My stepmom's like, you've been here
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  Speaker 3: a little longer than.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a ridiculous price was keep driving.
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  Speaker 3: He was off the beast, like, no, this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: We might have been here one hour.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, no, it's the castband in there overnight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let's get barb on. That's our friend Bob. How
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  Speaker 1: are you guys in a barbe What happened to you
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  Speaker 1: on painkillers?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: I had to have my fresh tree moved because I
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  Speaker 11: got it smashed and honible and they gave me sic
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  Speaker 11: which it's just to begin to laboratory, but for me,
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  Speaker 11: it's like over the Moon pict So we were helping
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  Speaker 11: friends move house in Wellington on the Seat Street and
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  Speaker 11: I was getting in the way because I take the
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  Speaker 11: paint colors. So they put me at the back of
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  Speaker 11: the tray the truck and said stand there and stop
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  Speaker 11: the truck from rolling down the hill. So I apparently
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  Speaker 11: did that for two hours successfully.
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  Speaker 12: Leaning.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, I was actively pushing the truck to
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  Speaker 11: make sure it did not roll down.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I was just getting into fill in time.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah. Well, I was in the way of them trying
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  Speaker 11: to move furniture because I was aware of it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good way to get out of movie furnsture.
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  Speaker 1: I just acted like a nuisance. I appreciate the.
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  Speaker 11: When we went home, I then decanted a whole lot
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  Speaker 11: of jam into some plastic containers, but I hadn't taken
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  Speaker 11: a little to containers, so it was flowing.
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  Speaker 1: Bab, you're on a world right the hangover. Well, megan'sclaiming
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  Speaker 1: a lot of online shopping purchases over the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a lot. I'm going to have to
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  Speaker 5: explain when they're right.
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  Speaker 1: When do these packages turn up to house? They do?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, the issue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I did the parking tickets. Now, yeah, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for your calls and texts. Really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 9: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I actually over the weekend, I got to host something
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  Speaker 2: with my daughter, which is actual really cool. We've got
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  Speaker 2: some of the white fans joining us later on the
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  Speaker 2: show and I got to host a lttle.
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  Speaker 3: Event with them.
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  Speaker 2: They'll come along. You could give a photo with the trophy.
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  Speaker 2: People could get signatures with the white ferns. That was
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  Speaker 2: pretty cool and we got to, you know, try and
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  Speaker 2: get people because they were thinking it was an Auckland
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  Speaker 2: so people maybe would be but too cool for school, they.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't come over.
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  Speaker 2: But in the end they didn't need us because the
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  Speaker 2: trophy and the white fans are extremely popular, so people
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  Speaker 2: would come over. So for two hours we just talked
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  Speaker 2: and we played a little games. We interviewed the players
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  Speaker 2: and it was lots of fun. But my daughter first
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  Speaker 2: time that we did MC something to roving microphones the
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  Speaker 2: two of us, and she did a great job. It
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  Speaker 2: was really cool. We did some fun things people for
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  Speaker 2: soft like streets ball, type things. We're hitting those the crab,
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  Speaker 2: people are diving around people. It's not even like catch
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  Speaker 2: a million a million.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like just like a squeezy bloe guy.
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  Speaker 3: Really it's just for the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Just take one.
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  Speaker 2: But my daughter got to experience something there. I well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I do. I'm a pacer. I'm a pacer.
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  Speaker 2: I like to pace. And there was no stage area,
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  Speaker 2: so it was just like wander around, play some cricket,
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  Speaker 2: do some things, interview players do whatever. For two hours
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  Speaker 2: and so I, I guess I just walked.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, stop walk you just keep walking, You
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  Speaker 3: keep walking, and she's like trying to walk with me
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  Speaker 3: to stay together.
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  Speaker 2: But she's like, for two hours, you just walked and
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  Speaker 2: NonStop around around like when I'm on the phone. I
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  Speaker 2: do when I'm on the phone all the time.
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  Speaker 1: How's the how's the old steps on the pedometer?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a predominant. Yeah, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I'd never really trust the phone one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I just constantly loved it. Well, you've got a
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  Speaker 2: clock up in out five k's I reckon probably for
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  Speaker 2: two hours, walk just constantly and stop.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter was like in between. She was like, stop
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  Speaker 3: walking walking, like constantly walking for like.
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  Speaker 1: A when he talks on the phone, he really does.
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  Speaker 1: He clocks up some caves.
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  Speaker 4: Like if you're sitting down and the phone rings, you
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  Speaker 4: get up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Get out, Like at home, I get out and I walk,
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  Speaker 2: and sometimes I do a full.
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  Speaker 3: Loop of the block. I'll walk and I'll just keep
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  Speaker 3: going to the phone call and then I'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I finish the phone call now, and then I just
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  Speaker 3: need to walk back.
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  Speaker 5: I always find it interesting, like if you're lying down
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  Speaker 5: in the front rings you have to set up like
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why, imagine you. I can't do you
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  Speaker 5: reckon you could take a phone call lying down.
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  Speaker 1: It feels too.
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  Speaker 2: And my wife, because I think because we are on
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  Speaker 2: radio and we're used to projecting and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 2: She's always like, you're talking so loud, and that annoys
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  Speaker 2: me that I'm having a conversation around by someone, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and you don't want to be the loud talker in
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  Speaker 2: front of people, because you're like, oh, so.
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  Speaker 1: He goes down to the street.
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  Speaker 2: Got the streets at least people hear little pockets as
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  Speaker 2: they go past their house.
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  Speaker 3: Loudly on the phone Againe in the house of Man.
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  Speaker 3: My wife's like, quite what one. I'm like, okay, I'll
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  Speaker 3: go for a.
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  Speaker 1: Wonder the phone actually does. The phone speaker does a
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  Speaker 1: lot of heavy lifting too. When you're talking, microphone can
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  Speaker 1: pick up quite a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot, I know. But then weirdly if you're whisper into it,
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  Speaker 3: so you feel like you need to project so like.
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  Speaker 9: A pace pace the heads that John and Ben podcast
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  Speaker 9: in U.
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  Speaker 1: We've talked a lot about this. Your surgery.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was away on Friday because I've got a
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  Speaker 5: little sudi my wrist couple tunnel.
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  Speaker 4: It's a pretty standard procedure.
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  Speaker 1: Do you wonder what goes on when you're knocked out?
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  Speaker 1: What are they talking about? They just like shooting the
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  Speaker 1: shooting the breeze when they're operating on.
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  Speaker 5: You, and sometimes they play the radio and stuff. I
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  Speaker 5: feel like you guys should be concentrating obviously, do a
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  Speaker 5: good job.
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  Speaker 1: Well you think all this weird stuff we cover when
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  Speaker 1: the songs are playing, they're doing that while there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: do an open out surgery and things like that.
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  Speaker 4: And have you ever had this.
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  Speaker 5: I've had it a couple of times now, and not
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  Speaker 5: anything against the surgeons or anything, but like I had
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  Speaker 5: random bruises on my other arm, like stripe bruises, and
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  Speaker 5: another time I had like this perfect, like round solid
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  Speaker 5: bruise after I had a surgery like in my stomach.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Then they can get away with anything? Yeah, very professional. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they are sure.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it was moving me from bid to bit. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, but I had like a random stripe bruise.
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  Speaker 5: But I can't grip with.
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  Speaker 4: More one hand.
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  Speaker 5: It's gripping as my issue, which is why my hair
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  Speaker 5: is out today. Because I can't tie up my hair.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be doing here for you.
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  Speaker 5: So I've been getting Andrew to do my hair and
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  Speaker 5: it takes some ages concentrating. I'm like, just chuck it up,
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  Speaker 5: just tie it up. He's like, excuse me, I don't
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  Speaker 5: do this every days. He's like, how many times does
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: the hair tye go round? It's like it's sweet, but
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  Speaker 5: it's also inferiating.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: What other choores is having to do for your with
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  Speaker 1: one hand.
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  Speaker 5: Pull up my pants because like you pull up one side,
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  Speaker 5: I can grip it with one side, but the pants
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  Speaker 5: are like stuck diagonally halfway down.
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  Speaker 1: So what's going to happen here at work. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to you know, if nature calls.
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  Speaker 4: Right these we're pulling straws.
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  Speaker 2: We can't go into the ladies bathroom. So whose pants
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  Speaker 2: would you pull up?
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  Speaker 1: On the show?
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  Speaker 3: My head to pup up anyone's pants, I would do it, but.
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  Speaker 4: He's probably already pulled.
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  Speaker 1: You probably pulled my pants up for me. But you
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  Speaker 1: just no, just know we're here. We're here if you needed.
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  Speaker 4: We are actually traveling to christ Hips this week, just
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  Speaker 4: the three of us.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're still going to be like.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, we are going to pull straws.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's love. Those in the day when you
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  Speaker 1: reach that stage in a relationship where I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I would wipe parts of your body. You know I
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  Speaker 1: would do that for you. That's love, that's love.
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  Speaker 3: You Megan, like you were saying that. I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm talking about a relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not wiping your pants up.
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  Speaker 1: My hand to I was like, I would probably, I
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  Speaker 1: would maybe for more of a whe a situation, if
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  Speaker 1: I could, can we get the fire hose on it?
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  Speaker 4: Nice to know I can call it.
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  Speaker 9: It's the jonaan Ben Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm walking into an office where we did some
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  Speaker 1: filming a couple of weeks ago. Ben okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: had I was like, where's the swipe card? So I've
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  Speaker 1: left my swipe carden there, so I must go and
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  Speaker 1: collect it. So you left you have the swipe cart accidentally, right, okay?
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  Speaker 1: So Friday after the show, was like, well that was
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: a good time. The week's over, I'll go and get
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: the bloody swipe car. So as I'm walking towards they've
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: got like glass doors which open up, I noticed that
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: there's another lady also walking into the glass doors, and
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: she's got a fresh fresh baby stripped to her chest. Okay,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: like a brand fresh, smelling new baby. And I'm thinking
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: to myself, I know what's happening here. This is either
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: an employee who's off on matt leave and there coming
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: to do the office baby parade, which we all know
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: and love, or you know, the partner of someone in
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: the office again to do the baby parade.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, those could only be the only two options.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Definitely what it was some other.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well let's look into all the options.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like there's more options. But anyway, and
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: you'll hear this too, it's only two at this moment.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: As I'm walking okay, and then she's in there before me.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I arrived at the glass door.
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: Shut.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I arrive at the glass door and I'm like, hmmm, classic, okay,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: there's thirty or forty people gathered around the new fresh baby.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Now oh doting, so cute, so good looking. And then
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like on the on the glass door, and anyone
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: looks to me, and I hear, oh, it's John. All
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: the hits too while there, and I can tell the
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: baby's like, bro, you're taking the shine off my And
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: then I walk and I was like just after my
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: swipe swipe card, and then it was awkward silence. You
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: know when you're into a room, You're like everyone's just
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: stopped the conversation for me, and they are just waiting
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: for me to leave so then you can get yeah, oh,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: let me just go find someone has to go find it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm standing in awkward silence, and I'm like, it's
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: a cute baby. It's all. It's a cute looking baby.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Well done. I thank you, strange man, whoever you are,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: and then got the swipe carden. I'll leave it to
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: the cute baby. And on the way. The only way
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: that could have been worse if it was someone going
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: and on my dog's die dog, you know, for example.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Well true, Yeah, I feel like I've been through far
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: more awkward things. I thought you're going to say something
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: far far worse than that situation moment, this gender.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: You know wrong or something you've done that before. You've
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: said someone said we named our fish after you, and
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: you're like the baby your babies after us.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, didn't say babies, but anyway, I mis
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: gendered blue.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Lot. It's a good idea. It wasn't too bad for
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: you on the scale.
• 16:55
  Speaker 9: The Jan Ben Podcast.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Eleventh of November.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: So, you know, just over a month till Christmas, not
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: long to goo, and we're getting into the Christmas spirit
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: and a roundabout way by trying to avoid the most
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: iconic Christmas song either Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: How long can we go without hearing the song? So far,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: so good for the three of us.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, clean, So I do forget sometimes that we are
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: playing the game, and you know, I find myself and
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: a surgery of a doctors listening to easy listening radio,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: you know, the Breeze the coast and I'm like, this
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: could pop up at any time on these ye what
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: is easy? Like, what are we considered? What category are
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: we uneasy? Uneasy? Yeah? Yeah, I'll tell you what easy
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: listening is easy to listen to?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: So Supermarket for me over the weekend was very scary
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: when I noticed they were playing Christmas songs. But fortunately
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: for me, no, no Mariah Carey on the playlist. I'm
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: on the Supermarket and they are playing Christmas songs.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I've got to let its know, cranking out.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I don't if you can hear that, but I've got
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: to get around before Maria plays because I'm pretty sure
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: that'll be on the playlist.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go, breath, let it, let it know.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: They had some great Christmas songs. But all the while
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I was shopping, I was just like, it's gonna come up.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: It's gonna come up. I'm gonna be out.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: So weird making radio recordings in public, isn't it? Because Okay,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I noticed your hold on here quite breath?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people all around you? Was he talking? Was he
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: talking out? That guy with the radio is like, is
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: he still thinks he's on radio? Right now?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I've got to get around here before quite quietly now listen.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: We I don't want to put a spanner in the works,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: but I understand the afternoon show Maddy and PJ could
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: be af could be sabotaging the game because they're playing
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: with us as well. As soon as all five of
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: us are out, we're going to officially begin airing All
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I Want for Christmas on the station. Nathan, you've been
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: tuning into Medie and PJ. What are they planning?
• 18:49
  Speaker 11: They were talking about getting someone else that we actually
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: play it on on an elevator or something along those lines.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just try and get us out.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeahathan's great roll on their planners. They were hatching their
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: plan on nationwide radio.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, because you know our informant Nathan there appreciate it
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: reporting back.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people needs to we need to
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: think more about that. Actually, guys, don't we We're not
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: on the radio.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: That's what would you hit? What would the radio rookie
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: year there? But anyway, are you're still in the game?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: That's all we want to know. Carlen, are you still
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: in all?
• 19:30
  Speaker 12: You're out?
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: It's caban and yeah, mate, you know I'm out.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Sorry sort of.
• 19:36
  Speaker 12: I was having a scroll on TikTok last night and
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: landed on the beautiful video of a nice, nice bit
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: of brisket being smoked, and then I clicked.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: To know Yeah, I had one because my sounds off
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: on Instagram.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: So I was scrolling through and someone had the little
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: you know how the song comes up. They have the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: artist picture, yeah, and they were obviously playing it from
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: the radio and it was Mariah here. And I didn't
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: had the sound off on my thank to sound off
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: because that's what I would have been.
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: Gone.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Cavan and so please are playing with you and thank
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you for your honesty coming forward. The brisket obviously must
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: have looked very delicious for you to click on that video.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Oh very good.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I need to hear what this brisket sounds like.
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: Sizzley.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: You can join in right now, even if you haven't
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: started playing. We're happy for you to jump on board.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: You've just got to try and avoid Mariah Carey's song
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: for as long as possible. A lot of people on
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: the text social media seems like it's really screwing people up.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Minky, are you in or out?
• 20:35
  Speaker 13: Unfortunately out?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: When what happened?
• 20:38
  Speaker 13: Helloday morning, I was in bed and I scrolled on
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: TikTok as well. It was a live pack and the
• 20:47
  Speaker 13: live hack Mariah Carey song came up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: All this doesn't seem fear like brisket and life hacks.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Stick to the Christmas content, actually, because then you know
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: what you're dealing with.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry's got a lot to answer for the misinformation
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: of the Mariah caii.
• 21:06
  Speaker 13: All good, Thank you guys. The kids is happy that
• 21:08
  Speaker 13: Christmas tree and lights it up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Oh good on you. You're gonna have a wonderful Christmas.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: And thanks for your honesty. Again, you can just take
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: some full for it, se even if you're still in
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: the rout of the game.
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: The hits the jonaan Ben podcast, the.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Cole who's our US correspondent, So she does a radio
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: show in America we talked to every week from New York.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: We were actually just talking to while we were recording
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: some stuff and about something I'd seen on social media
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: where she had Jimmy fallon the talk show host and
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: the studio and they we're talking about something that happens
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: in Nicole.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: Jimmy listens and he just busts in the studio, which
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: like I'm like, fine, you can bust and Wace to
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: do it anytime you want. But yes, he is the best.
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: He listens, he's like a friend of the show now.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: And he came in and we gave him our last
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: year's Ugly Christmas Water which featured me getting hit by
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: a sleigh because I was pet by a car.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: That was so we need to talk about that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: So the here's Jimmy Fallon. People will know I'm in
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: New Zealand. Yeah, a big, huge American talk show host,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: comedian as well. But here's him receiving his gift from you.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Nicole Ryan Stanley tinaicle is getting hit by a sleigh
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: in tribute to her or getting hit by a car.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: By the car. Yes, so what you got hit by
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: a car?
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: What happened there?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: I did like a year and a half ago.
• 22:18
  Speaker 12: It was very bad.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: It was crossing the street and a car ran through
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: a red light and took me out. I was the
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: hospital her for seventeen days. I shattered my I shadowed
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: my clavicle, my whole entire pelvis, eight ribs and staples
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: in my head. It was like pretty intense. What I
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: usually Yeah, I'm hey, I'm still here. Can't keep a
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: good girl down.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Waite are we laughing?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Laugh? I was laughing in the hospital once I could.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: They did say, we don't know, Oh.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know the story. We just see Jimmy fallon.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh yeah, run over bus. A sligh gig
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: on the ugly sweeter. This must be a funny story
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: that they told. It doesn't sound like a funny story
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: at all, but.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Like that's how I and now the boys on my
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: show like sort of deal with like happy, crazy situations.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Like yes, it was so scary.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: They didn't know if I was gonna be okay, blah
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: blah blah. But once I was okay, it was like
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: who gets hit by a car? Like, do you guys
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: know anybody that's ever been hit by a car? Like
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: then something happens in a movie?
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Did you not say, hey, you're walking just like that?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: But they just kept going and it took me up down. Well,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I'm driving here, and then you've got to pay for
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: your own hospital bills over there too, don't you don't even.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Get me started? Yeah, I ignore. I just keep deleting
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: the bills. I'm never paying ever, Like I have hundreds
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: of thousand dollars worth of hospital bills.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I'm never paying it. I don't care.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: There's like homeless people that go in and get care
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: and you think they're ever gonna go paid.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: No, So I'm not crazy? Yeah?
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Wild? Is that?
• 23:47
  Speaker 11: So?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: This is what we want to open up this morning?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I know, hits fourth fur a seven. Why are you
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: lucky to be alive? The more dramatic the beater. I'm
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie. We're after we're shooting for the stars. Here.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Are you lucky to be alive? Well? Not, well we are.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: We're all lucky to be Yeah, you are, but nothing
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Nothing is like I can't compete with being hit by
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: a car that ran around, that's for sure. I mean,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: you did you written off two cars in one drive,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: but it was a very low, low speed sort of
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: crashes things like that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You know, he's talking down and he's talking down his exit.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: It's hard to come off there, doesn't it? Meghan? You're
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: lucky to be alive?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean I had major surgery last week. I know, Yeah,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: I mean stuff can go wrong.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm like, he's got a new risk bionic risks. Now, yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: wonder rest we're calling her. I started calling that. It
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: could be a nickname. Will put it on your email signature.
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: We've mentioned before, this whole Diddy Fiesco that's going on.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: If you don't know her, have a quick goog. But
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: there's two camps.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: There's people who are the people who are deep in
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: the diddy hole and people who are like being who
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: just getting on with their lives. For I am and
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Meghan deep with deep deep inside the diddy hole.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: You guys, have you got your own chat groups? You
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: talk about a lot.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: It's crossing to a podcast dedicated.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: To if you're into that, you're into that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I just yeah, I find it all quite disturbing, so
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I listen not about it in my life.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: So I watching a car accident. Some people can't look away,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and I keep getting fair diddy content you know.
• 25:17
  Speaker 12: From me?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: From you, Yeah, you're seeing me a lot, mate, You've
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: really bugging up my algorithm. So thank you for that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: But one gentleman who he was like, I've got the
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: inside word on the whole thing. I'm like, great, click
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: on the link, start watching, have a listen. Oh yes, sir,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: yes sir, I'm gonna let you come in on this one.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna waste no time now, great, I don't
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: like time wasting. Good, straight to the info, please, I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna waste no time or right? Okay, now you've
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: said you're not gonna waste any time now, and I'm
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: no expert on wasting time, but it feels like you're
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of wait time wasting to begin with.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm okay, great, what's the info? Keep going, We're
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: gonna get straight into this day. Good. I ain't gonna
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: waste no time. You've said that told job back on?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Did you did?
• 26:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: What's the info?
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: So I got to keep my word?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, keep my word with Yes, you said that
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna waste more time. You're wasting more time.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It goes on for seven minutes. I'm gonna get straight
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: to this and so what is it? Never got to it?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: So there we go straight out of the time wasting
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: playbook there from chapter one. So you ain't going to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: waste no time.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: But it ways a lot of time.
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: We like to do something on a Monday highlight Buffalo.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: It's quite a lot to get through some of the
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: weekend too much content. We burn a lot of content.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Well do we just choose a high, low or a
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: buffalo from yeah? Because sometimes last week we didn't get
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: to John's were like we spoke.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: From But I was fine because then I was like,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: well I've saved three things to talk about.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you could just choose one thing from the weekend.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: We're like the whole We're exploding all our content six
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: past six on a Monday morning, A high content to
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: total so much?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: It is too much.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I introduced the game, came from a friend's daughter, and
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: now I think it's too much to do.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: So you high, your low or your buffalo. Buffalo, for
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: some reason is the funny thing. So me again the.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: First parts two parts makes since the highs and the
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: loads of buffalo, just don't think too hard about it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel bad only having a low though, that's right,
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: that's fine, that's life. My high was like being high
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: on podiculous for the weekend. But my low was I
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: still haven't put my Christmas tree up because I've only
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: just realized now that I'm doing things with one hand.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: So you can't. You had your operation for carpal tunnel syndrome,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and you can't use that hand.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Can you can't like grab anything.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: With your army jacket on and your band is. You're
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like a veteran that's return from war bringing your dog
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen for three months. Look at this reaction.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: This will make your tear up as a more veteran
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: returns home to see the dog.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you for all your hard work overseas.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go like, I don't know if this is
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: a higher or alone. Now I know. I said i'd
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: stop banging on about laptop laptop base.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this week three we had some feedback too laptop content.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: But then I get a call because I took a
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: laptop and to get fixed.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: The guy, Yeah, I took it in the I talked
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: to you about this. Guys like mates Fried, I was like, cool,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to buy another laptop.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I just got to do it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: You think that would be the end of the story.
• 28:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah, directs me in.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: The weekends, fexed the laptop and I'm like, oh yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: so now, yeah, so's to wait until he it's been
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: like I have my on three weeks. Yeah, it's been
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: three weeks.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: He's been working away. I kept chicking on him. He's like, mates, Fried,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I keep working away in my hair, caul whatever, giving up,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: giving up, and I needed a laptop.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: So now you've got a back up.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: And now my daughter's going a laptop for school, So
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: there you go.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: He was like, I am going to suscitate this thing.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: That's the last thing I do.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Is I don't know if it was a high or
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: low that one, John, what about you?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: What would be? I'd say, Hi, I went to a
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Pearl GM concert last night. They played in Auckland on
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Friday night and Sunday night, and I would say, the
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: most gracious crowd ever, the most gracious middle aged crowd ever.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Like people were going, no, no, you go first, no, no,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: you wait, politely wait because concerts can be an angry place.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, if we're not going to bathe in
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  Speaker 12: All right, Question number one, and which country did the
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  Speaker 12: tradition of the bride wearing a white dress originate? Was
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  Speaker 12: it the UK, Turkey or Switzerland?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: It feels like a very British thing to do for
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  Speaker 1: some reason. I got no other way to back that up.
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  Speaker 1: Just just smells of monarchy and sophistication and like a debutante. Yeah,
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  Speaker 12: number two? Which horror film features a videotape that causes
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  Speaker 1: Terrifying crawls out of the TV. Right, yeah, alright.
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  Speaker 12: Question number three, and which book does the character Atticus
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  Speaker 12: Finch appear? Is it of Mice and Men? To Kill
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  Speaker 12: a Mockingbird? Or The Great Gatsby?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a mocking bird. Yeah, I'm thinking mocking
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  Speaker 1: Bird too. To kill a mockingbird anarchis Finch? Yeah, sounds familiar,
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  Speaker 1: it does. We're throwing into the text on question three
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  Speaker 1: like to kill a mockingbird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I haven't read the book, but I just
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  Speaker 2: feel if we get it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: We're out.
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  Speaker 12: Go with your gut. You're correct, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Amazing the amount of I've never read the book, heard
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 12: Question them before which river, one of the longest in
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  Speaker 12: the world, flows through Peru? Is it the Amazon Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry Amazon song?
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  Speaker 12: The next one, which is yang Zy or the Nile
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  Speaker 12: Sorry Amazon Yangzy or the Nile.
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  Speaker 1: Amazon South America?
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  Speaker 12: We all agree.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to go with them.
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  Speaker 3: That's good start, all right.
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  Speaker 12: Christ Number five, Who is the author of the novel
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  Speaker 12: Murder on the Orient Express? Is it Dorothy L. Sayers Sayers,
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  Speaker 12: Agatha Christie or Edgar Allan Poe?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's yeah, movie, but I don't know who. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 4: Text the whole series of those.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're very.
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  Speaker 1: Good movies, but I don't know who they were written
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  Speaker 1: originally wrote them by?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Who the three authors? Sorry?
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  Speaker 12: So the question is who is the author of the
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  Speaker 12: Murder on the Orient Express? And the three authors are
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  Speaker 12: Dorothy L. Sayers, Agatha Christie or Eger Alan Poe.
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  Speaker 1: Poe was a poet though, so you'd eliminated, wouldn't you?
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  Speaker 12: All right? Or note that down alright? Question number sex,
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  Speaker 12: What is the tallest structure in Tokyo? Is it the
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  Speaker 12: Tokyo Skytree, Tokyo Tower or Tokyo Empire.
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  Speaker 1: He's been there, I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel okay it's the skytree? But did you go up No,
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  Speaker 3: we didn't go up this, No, we didn't got the
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  Speaker 3: sky tree? What's what's the other options?
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  Speaker 11: Again?
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  Speaker 12: There's Tokyo Tower or Tokyo Empire, and.
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  Speaker 2: You feel like we went out Toko Tower and it
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  Speaker 2: was really it was the same situation as you and
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't see anything overcast?
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  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, would you would?
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  Speaker 1: What's the other one? Sorry?
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  Speaker 12: When you used Tokyo Skytree, that.
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  Speaker 1: Feels like a sky tree, feels like it would be
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, that's sky tree.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah that's correct.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, great work. Okay, are we six down? Yes?
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  Speaker 12: We're up to number seven here? And what's Australian soap opera?
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  Speaker 12: Did Margot Robbie first gain fame? That is correct?
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  Speaker 3: Great?
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  Speaker 12: Number eight Okay, it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: At it's gonna be a great start a week.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, okay. Japan acquired What Island in eighteen ninety five,
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  Speaker 12: following so following the First Sino Japanese War, Signo Japanese War?
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  Speaker 12: Was it the Parasol Islands Taiwan or Sinkaku Islands?
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  Speaker 4: It can't seemn being in his eyes closed like that
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  Speaker 4: was gonn.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't go to Japan. You're right, but I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: But but not that.
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  Speaker 1: We can't try it to the text, can we.
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  Speaker 3: We've done our texts, done our lifeline.
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: The options again, they'll mean nothing to me, but please
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  Speaker 1: just give them.
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  Speaker 12: Begin it was Parasal Islands Taiwan or Sinkaku Islands Japan
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  Speaker 12: Akuai What Island eighteen ninety five following the first Sino.
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  Speaker 3: Japanese And you're back.
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  Speaker 1: You're back? Is Taiwan and Island?
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  Speaker 4: I think?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 5: Isn't there always a bit of contention around Taiwan, like
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  Speaker 5: what is the land and what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all that's all. That's all modeled up
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  Speaker 1: with China, though, isn't it? I think now it is yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now it is, but maybe not back then, maybe the
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  Speaker 1: Japanese were like, we'll take that, thank you. Should we
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  Speaker 1: lock in time?
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  Speaker 3: Feel that time one could be it?
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  Speaker 12: But that is correct, nicer guys, all right, Question number nine, Wow,
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  Speaker 12: here we go. Yeah, okay. How many grand master chess
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  Speaker 12: players does New Zealand have?
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  Speaker 1: Is it one?
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  Speaker 12: Too?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Is it one?
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  Speaker 12: Two or three?
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  Speaker 3: It's just purely we're gonna have to guess this right.
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  Speaker 12: How many grand master?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like we're have an abundance of them.
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  Speaker 12: So you're one three stars?
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  Speaker 3: Go on, let's go one.
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  Speaker 12: That is correct.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we are guessing our way to Okay, here's the
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  Speaker 1: final one. If I'm honest, No, this is not based
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  Speaker 1: off knowledge.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, okay. Final question? What is the largest inhabited castle
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  Speaker 12: in the UK? Is it Winsor Castle, Edinburgh, Edinburgh Castle?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry?
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  Speaker 12: Or Leeds Castle? How is that noise?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's going This is small, isn't it?
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  Speaker 9: Like?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like Winds is not that big?
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  Speaker 12: And this is about the largest inhabited castle, so people
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  Speaker 12: actually living in it?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Edinburgh Edinburghburgh?
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  Speaker 12: It's coming hot, Okay, that is increasing.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: You're not as the Jona and Ben podcast.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: This week is Lord of the Rings Live, a musical
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  Speaker 2: tale telling the story of all the Lord of the
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Rings movies and books. Live on stage is a true
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  Speaker 2: success overseas and it's finally here in New Zealand, here
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  Speaker 2: until the first of December and joining us in the
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  Speaker 2: studio right now for two of the stars are from
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  Speaker 2: The Lord of the Rings the live show. We've got
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  Speaker 2: Spencer and Michael. Thanks so much hanging out.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you for having us.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely to lovely to have you in the studio. You've
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  Speaker 1: only only been in New Zealand for a week and
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: a half. What's to one big takeaway so far?
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  Speaker 10: Oh man? Just the lovely people and the amazing food. Honestly,
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  Speaker 10: it's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 14: It has I'm from Chicago, so I'm having a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of regret confusion of Chicago.
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  Speaker 14: With the plants of like of a tropical island. I
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  Speaker 14: don't know where I am, but it's I love it
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  Speaker 14: and I want to keep staying here.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's great to have you in the country. A
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  Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings are musical, you're performing here now.
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  Speaker 2: We love Lord of the Rings. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you know that in New Zealand got.
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  Speaker 10: We were in Harbiton. Oh my gosh, that place is
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: absolutely incredible.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Now are you guys obviously big fans, But there's one
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  Speaker 2: person in this road that hasn't seen any of the movies.
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  Speaker 3: Any of it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. It's not anything against the movie.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the Horse Bolters, there was a there
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  Speaker 1: was a period that everyone's watching it, you know.
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  Speaker 12: Last twenty years.
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  Speaker 3: Every year another one will come out. You line need
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: to watch the first one.
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  Speaker 1: Again after twenty years of a morning we got as
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  Speaker 1: We've got some very simple questions.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get your guys to ask John and
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  Speaker 2: these are questions that hopefully he will know just from
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  Speaker 2: picking up knowledge. Okay, if you can get all these correct,
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  Speaker 2: we'll give away some tickets to the show.
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  Speaker 3: So this is for listeners right now, so you can
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  Speaker 3: go on.
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  Speaker 4: For I excited people are to come here just because
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: the movie was care. I know, it's like.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: He's like, whatever, first.
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  Speaker 14: One, what is the name of the hobbit who carries
• 40:40
  Speaker 14: the one ring to mount.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Do It's yeah question.
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  Speaker 2: These are super easy questions, so don't feel like you're smarter.
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: Do you know do you know Freda's last name? Though,
• 40:53
  Speaker 10: Freda Beggins, just making sure.
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  Speaker 14: Who wrote the Lord of the Rings told m please
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  Speaker 14: give him a break. He got, he got, he got
• 41:03
  Speaker 14: the name, he got the name. What is the name
• 41:07
  Speaker 14: of Frodo's loyal companion who travels with him to more door?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Is it uncle.
• 41:20
  Speaker 14: Your What is the name of the dark lord who
• 41:25
  Speaker 14: created the one?
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  Speaker 3: That one's kind of hard?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Go No, you know this is tough because you as
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: you never see it. It's sore on the I want
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: to go there.
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  Speaker 3: One we've just lost some tickets.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Were any one down? Okay, it's okay. You got this one?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Where where do the Hobbits live? Hobbiton?
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: That because Hobbitson is a town in the shire, which
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: is where all the Hobbits live.
• 41:57
  Speaker 14: What type of creature is legless?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: He's leadless.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Orlando creature, but he became famous from that movie Films film.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Did you know Orlando Bloom was there?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I knew he was in it. Yeah, it was first movie. Wow,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was also the first movie
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I forget. I think so.
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: I'd like to see those guys singing dance there with.
• 42:27
  Speaker 14: Who says the famous line you shall not passdale.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: For someone who's not seen it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just twenty something years of like everyone talking about everywhere.
• 42:41
  Speaker 14: Spoiler and learned for you, So don't ruin it for you.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: How it ends? All right? Needs to go along and
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: watch the musical.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just come along and see it. You'll get
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: your a three hour compact. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 9: It was made.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: It was like it was made for you. That's why
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: they brought it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I loved to meet you, guys, made some Michael Lord
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: of the Rings musical taw On in November are here
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  Speaker 2: at the Civic in Auckland.
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  Speaker 3: Get all your tickets right now as you see from
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: a Ticketmaster.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, ticket Master, that's right,