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Pork and Tatiana visit parents on the first day of school · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Well, my name is you got like a name for it? Let's take
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Because James and I neither of us have children yet, what are you trying
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to say? Do you have names like in your back pocket? If you
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did have kids, like what you would name him? I have a girl
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name if I had to do? You care to share? Daisy? Okay
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before, because I have a woman here who's having some issues with her husband
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about naming the kids that she is currently pregnant with. She wants to divorce
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her husband. So I'll give you that Sony second Daisy? Why cute Daisy
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Dukes? No, that is the problem with it, right, So if
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I had a spouse that was like no because of that, I'd be like,
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I totally get it. We can, we can? Is your last
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name Duke? James Dukes my name? Yeah? No, it's not.
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Okay, What is the reason behind Daisy? I just think it's cute.
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I don't know that's cute. A little Daisy running around. Well, this
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woman is threatening to divorce her husband, she wrote online, because he wants
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to name the twins she's pregnant with. After the creators of the game Minecraft,
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are you familiar with my craft? I am not actually I played it
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one time with my little cousins. Well, it sounds like you're familiar.
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Then I live in Fergus, and I was visibly angry at how sucky the
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game is. Well, it's like that's the whole thing is. It's like
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the super Old the graphics and they're terrible, but kids love it. There's
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also nothing to do on it. My nephew like the sim's only worst song.
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I know. Well, this guy's thirty four years old and he's obsessed
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with the game Minecraft, so much so that he's insisting that he and his
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wife named their twins after the creators. And you know the worst part is
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they're not even good names, Notch and Jeb. He wants to name the
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baby boys Jeb's not bad Notch though now they're Notch in my belt. Well,
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she now is saying that she wants to divorce him because he says they
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have to name the kids Notch and Jeb because one he's the kid's father,
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and two she has yet to come to the table with any baby names.
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WHOA shots fired. I'm not seeing either one of those names on the Google,
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but I am seeing some alternate Minecraft creators. Marcus Jasper Well she's Marcus,
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the original creator. Marcus Notch is his nickname. Oh but there's a
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million Marcuses. But Marcus was okay, but still Notch his original. See.
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I want to name my kids something that nobody else is named. You
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know. I can imagine, like, you know, growing up, having
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a kid in nineteen ninety and being like, you know, I think Matt
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would be. I think I'm gonna name this kid Joe. Offense to the
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eighty thousand people named Matt in this town. It's not your fault you say
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your name sucks at all. It doesn't suck. I'm just saying I want
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something unique, you know. So we got we got a couple in the
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Tanna, and I'm not going to share him, no, because if I
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say it, somebody is gonna be listening right now and go, oh my
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god. Yeah, that's perfect. That actually happened with a dog situation.
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I told my cousin a year ago that I wanted to name him if I
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ever got a male dog, I would name him Walter. So she got
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a Burmese mountain dog about six months ago. Guess what his name is?
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Stop it? Walter. Did you confront her? That is no, I
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did terrible. No, I didn't, but now I can't get a dog,
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right, it could be a nameless dog. I think also bringing back
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names that are that are owned by the wayside, like Claudia. Claudie is
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a great Claudia needs to come back. But he's a fantastic game, you
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know, an he's sort of a patty you know. Well, yeah,
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there's that generation of names that are sort of like I see a lot of
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Henry's what I just a little baby old name like Kent. You don't see
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a lot of baby Kent. Yeah, like a Linda Linda's good Yeah,
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Denise, Denise where am I Denises? Basically every Gale that's hanging out at
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the old dive bar? What are what are her names? And that those
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are the names that need to come back in the morning, big nutty eight
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point seven. You might notice there's a lot of wedding trends that have been
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going away. For example, the traditional wedding ceremony. A lot of people
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are having themed weddings. Have you been to a themed wedding? No?
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No, there than the regular wedding theme right, the classic Yeah, No,
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I mean I went to like my brother and his wife for example,
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got married on Halloween and they had a sort of a Halloween themes, so
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people wore costumes. I mean they were literally people in attendance that I didn't
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even know who they were at any point because they were just in a full
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dinosaur costume or something. I love that, like a lot of people getting
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rid of the traditional white wedding dress again to reference the same wedding my brother's
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bride Olivia, or a black dress, which is cool. Is that cool?
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Some people say that that's like a bad omen or something. Well,
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I don't think that's a thing at all. Omens. No, you don't
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think omens are a thing. So you would just pick up a black cat
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and you would walk right under a ladder and go break a mirror. You'd
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do that. I don't think I would abide by any of these superstitions.
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Now you're insane, is that right? Do you believe in omens? If
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that's a thing that might give me a little edge, I'm just going to
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avoid it. I can walk around a ladder pipe and throw a white dress
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on for my wedding. It's fine. You should throw a white dress on,
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you know. And that's the other thing. Can we talk about white
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dresses and how I get you know, if you're going to a wedding wearing
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a white dress if you're not the bride, Like, that's a hard no.
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But I've always wanted to, like, because I'll be getting dressed very
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last minute, trying to find my one pair of dress socks, you know
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that whole number. Can I wear a white shirt? Can I is a
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man? No, you don't think, So that's what I thought too.
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I don't really like white shirts on dudes though, either we want if you
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were to dress me, you wouldn't choose a white shirt. Interesting, I
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don't think. I don't know, it's weird. Like we were at my
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sister, my wife's sister's bachelor bachelorette joint party over the weekend and there was
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somebody there who when we were on the lake we'd rented this pontoon out by
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Alexandria, and she was wearing a white swimsuit. I guess, and you
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know, like for the bachelorette weekend, the bride, the bride is wearing
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white, not the wedding dress, but white. In anyway, this woman
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refused to take her shirt off in the water in the middle of the lake
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because her swimsuit was white. Another wedding trend that people are ditching, apparently
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the idea that the bride's family needs to pay for the wedding. That's a
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welcome old. Yeah, let's not let's not be too hasty. If somebody
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wants to throw some coins at me, come on that That to me is
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truly insane. That that's still even when we got married, it was like,
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you know, they paid for a lot of it for what Jesus if
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we have kids, I hope to God their boys alone. It's a little
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bit like punishment for having a girl, isn't it. Well, while you
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get all this extra baggage. Now, meanwhile, the guy's family just goes
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to show up and get drunk. They just laugh for like, sucks to
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be here in the morning. I was gonna get awkward here in a second
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because a man is on vacation for the rest of the week and we do
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have our afternoon guy, James Filling and good friend of mine. Hello James,
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good friend. Wow, But we do have something a little awkward going
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on with James. It's quite the mystery we've got in our building here at
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the radio station. But it just gets deeper Pike. You told me early
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this morning that I was still a prime suspect. You are when I thought
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I fessed up to the crime. I'll lay all my evidence here shortly,
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but okay. You know, if you work in a workplace where there's a
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community fridge in the break room, potentially you know that sometimes there's food in
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the fridge that is up for grabs, sometimes there's food that's not up for
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grabs. And that's what we've got ourselves a case here because an email went
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out to our staff yesterday from our sales manager claiming that somebody had stolen some
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meats that belonged to somebody else. And so suddenly we get an email from
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you, James, Yeah, to the entire staff of the company. I
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just was like, this has to be, this has to go this way.
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I need everybody to know now he took the meat, and I defend
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myself. Am. I do want to get inside of your head, because
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why why would you just go in there and take a bunch of meat pipes
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yours? A week ago there was an email that said something along the lines
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of there's some free meat that you can have in the fridge. We have
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two fridges in this building. Now, I did not look at that email
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enough to realize that I was in the wrong fridge. But that meets in
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this fridge where that I stole from yesterday had been in there for a week.
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So usually what I do when I steal from the work fridge, which
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is very common for me to do. Sure if it sits for a week,
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fair game. I will give you the fact that I mean there was
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meat up for grabs. It was just unclear which in the building there was
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meat up for grabs somewhere, And I was like, oh, I was
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literally I was poking around the fridge. I was I don't know what I
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was looking for. It's like I fixed. Sometimes I'll buy energy drinks and
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let's leave him in the fridge and then like later I'll be like, oh,
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what a train miss for me. Yeah, so I's looking for one
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of those I think. I was like, oh, yeah, this meat,
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this is up for grass. I would take this. I'll make some
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brots. So you think yourself gonna have yourself a little barbecue on the company's
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dime. That's right. Well, suddenly James brings the meat back. This
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is an overpipe, I mean tail between your legs. You have to be
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humiliated. Everybody. Everybody. It was tagging to me yesterday afternoon, old
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meat boy, Oh meat boy, Oh meat boy, oh meat sack oed
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fridge steeler. Oh no, wonder I don't have any food here to eat.
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Yeah, well it turns out the saga was not over because there was
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still some meat missing. You and returned your meat, but not all of
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the meat. I took all the meat that I took and brought it back.
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So now another email comes out from the sales manager who's leading the charge.
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She's the lead detect investigative. So she's now contacted our engineering department,
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who runs the camera system in the building. Yeah, they're saying that if
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nobody returns the remaining mystery meat, they're going to the tape and they're gonna
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find who does go to the video tape. So now that's one of those
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hawk situations where you find like you know, like you ever have in school
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where something went missing and they say, hey, just return it. You're
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not gonna get in trouble if you just turn it in. That's not true.
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That's an absolute set up. Well, it's not necessarily that I got
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in trouble, but I surely was not not humiliated after I brought it back
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and confessed. Yeah, confession doesn't feel good except for I get to tell
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this story, which is kind of fun. You know, now you can
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hopefully sleep at night at least. But Pike, do you think that I'm
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lying in that? I just think that the rest of the point at this
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from my vantage point because I know one thing to be true, and that's
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I didn't take the meat. And that feels good because there's nothing better when
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somebody else is in trouble and it's not you. That is just a good
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feeling. You are one big jerk. That's why I'm just thriving this thing.
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This thing started with love and it's ending with why. I just feel
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like you're the lead suspect at this point, and you were offended by that
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that phrase lead suspect. But who else would it be, because you're the
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only one who's admitted to take into I would bring back half the meat.
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Did I only bring back the bad meats? And I kept the premium cuts?
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Pike? Is that what you're trying to say? It's a great question.
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I like you had already eaten some of the meat. I had not
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eaten the meat you're telling me on the drive home you didn't open up a
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little I got. I got was that was specifically what's missing? I believe
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it's ham boy. That would be good. Although if you see, I'm
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one to open up whenever I got in the passenger seat before I get home.
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Sometimes it tell me can't wait. Long story short. I appreciate James
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filling in for a Mandy here this week, but it's probably gonna be the
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last year from him. Yea, Amanda in the morning on Big You're ready
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Ready, that's he is piping hot today. No, Amanda stills that seat
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all Kanye West, he's back in the news. He bears his naked booty
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as he and his wife quote quote unquote Bianca Sensory enjoy a very amorous boat
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ride in Venice in front of groups of gawking tourists. So the images so
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they're on this gondolo, which is super romantic, so they took advantage of
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the romantic moment. But they were in Venice, and you know it was
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romantic. He was wearing a face mask, you know, basically fully covered,
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but his pants were off his butt, so it looked like the photos
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look like Plumber's crack kind of yeah, right, and for plumber's cleavage,
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I guess they call it. It looked like she might have dropped something and
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was down looking for it, like under him. Yeah, she looked like
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she had dropped something. It was kind of looking around for it on the
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floor of the boat while he was sitting. Yeah, that's what and what
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it appeared to be. Basically, they're in public and his wife is doing
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what Atlantis Morris Set was apparently willing to do in a movie. Yes,
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what are you doing? I mean, but I'm glad you got the spark,
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you know, but there could be kids out there by the way.
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They're not married. He just calls her his wife because he's weird. Tell
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me he doesn't call her the wife. Don't cringe when people do that.
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Yeah, that would be I'm a dude. That's like the most ameaning thing.
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Well, I just gotta you know, the wife's calling. The wife's
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gone, Yeah, I gotta get home. Boys can't golf another nine because
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the wife's calling. Just stop it, boys. Testlas Ceo Elon must Father
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recently said he was approached by an undisclosed South American company with an unusual proposition.
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This is Elon's dad Oh, okay, okay, Daddy Musk, yes,
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asking him to donate his stuff to facilitate the creation of people who share
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genetic traits with his famous son. Oh. People are asking him for a
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donation so that they can make more Elont it out. They want him to
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be a donor. He goes, I've got a company in Colombia who want
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me to donate it to impregnate high class Columbian women because they say, why
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go to Elon when they can go to the actual person who created Elon.
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His name is Errol Musk. By the way, I mean, it's obvious
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where Elon gets all of his everything person Daddy Musk, and then Daddy Musk
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got it from his daddy before him, so that he is still alive.
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The grand grandpa must he's Eddie Daddy is what you call dad double daddy.
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So he's also had a second child with his thirty six year old step daughter.
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By the way, Errold Musk Oh, yes, way with his step
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daughter yea what he said, the only thing we're on the earth forester,
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Yes, step daughter to reproduce. He said, if I could have another
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child, I would. I can't see any reason not to him. Okay,
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well, it sounds like if you heard the story, you're like,
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I'd be interested in that. It sounds like it's surprisingly possible for you to
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do that, So I just reach out to him, probably email, text.
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Yeah. Ellie Golding is learning the hard way that fireworks should always be
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set off at a safe distance away from people, including yourself. Sure.
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She was performing at Victorious Festival in Portsmouth, England over the weekend, and
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she was in the midst of singing Calvin Harris collab Miracle when a firework went
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off on stage and hit her in the face. Paw, was that a
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Roman camp? He was jumping and dancing on stage before she paused to sing
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the lyric to Believe in a Miracle, and then right in her face,
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pyrotechnics go off. Smacker, She yells the F word and then she keeps
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singing all the five songs. She's a pro. What a horse. I
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mean, that's amazing. But you just gotta be careful. What you gotta
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be careful with fireworks. That's why you know. I don't mess around.
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Did you ever have friends growing up who would like shoot each other with Roman
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candles? I never did that? What kind of lunatic. I also hated
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it when people would be like, let's have a sword fight with a sparkler,
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like you idiot, not even that. Have you ever been burned before?
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It's sucks, It's horrible, Or people who would like mess around with
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firecrackers throwing. I mean, now you're talking like, I don't know what
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where those kids are now, but probably in prison without hands and good luck,
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like in a mina in the morning. On Big Nutty eight point seven.
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Let's answer the judgment Zone Shore. It's okay to be a little judgy
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because if you cared away. In seven one, two, eight nine,
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eight seven, this man is admitted online to using his friends sinks as a
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toilet. Oh imagine finding out somebody used your bathroom sink as a toilet.
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Well. He says that the sink is the perfect tight for him to relieve
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himself in the sink rather than using the toilet, so he's made a habit
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out of this. Said, he always peas in the sink, even if
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he's at a friend's house. He explains that he does have a little way
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to sort of cover it up. Basically, he'll use the sink and then
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he'll flush the toilet to throw their scent off. You know, you hear
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a toilet flush and think, oh, tant a jerk? What what the
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only point of doing that is to save the water, to save the planet,
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And then you're waste that you're flushing the toilet anyway, exactly what's the
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point? Man? I hate this guy, but he says, then he'll
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turn the sink water on to a wash down, the taking more water for
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him to than just use the toilet. Well, it's like the people who
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you know sometimes like I've done this before in public where if you're in the
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restroom and full disclosure, not gonna wash my hands every single time, Okay,
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I'm just not if I don't get anything on them, I'm just not
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quite. I only wash if it's a number two exactly. But if somebody's
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in like let's say the stall in a public restroom and I you know,
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they see me in there, I'll probably just maybe turn the sink on just
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to make the noise, you know what I mean, just to throw them
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off, which, right, why because then I think, well, what
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was the point of that? I might as well have just washed my hands,
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wasting the yes. People think and boys, especially if you got young
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kids. They're taught at a young age that you can just go to the
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bathroom wherever. It's not okay. I don't know if they're taught that or
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is it just naturally, like, well, I think it's instinctual, right.
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You know, it's like they're in the wilderness, but they're with their
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dad, and their dad's like, you know, we're camping, and it's
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like, hey, oh, the first thing, do you remember? I
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remember the first time my dad let me go in the yard. I was
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like, really, this was the most liberating feeling in the world. And
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then you just then they have to dial you back because next time you're in
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public, you think you can just go ahead with it, right, Well
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you can't. There's a plant. Yeah, all the fountain at West Acres.
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Don't do that, is what we're saying. Yeah, I don't.
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Is it found still there by the way side? Don't been away? Steakers?
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Pennies found into Gracie The fountain is confirmed? There? Confirmed? Yes?
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And now is there still a whole load of pennies at the bottom?
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Still? Good luck pumping out of there? Maybe so many good vibes.
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He had so many wishes come true by throwing pennies in that Westacres. Well,
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I'm found. But you had a neighbor who's the magical kid? Well,
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I saw my neighbor in the nude pike, which led me to reinvigorate
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my love for using my yard as a restroom. Yeah, well, tell
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me what happened with the neighbor. He was he going to the bathroom in
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his yard? He was not, But they had to put up like a
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I don't know they had. They didn't have a hot tub. Then all
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of a sudden they had, like, there's a hot tub. So I'm
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assuming it's like a temper. I don't know if they do temporary hot tubs,
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one of these disposable hots. Yes, you know what you do,
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You throw them in the garbage at the end of the year. So I'm
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just standing on my porch and I look over and there is my naked neighbor.
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How old are we talking about? The story? Fifty two? Let's
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say, Okay, I don't know very specific, but I've never met him,
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but I know him intimately. Now. He wasn't covered up with a
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towel pike, he wasn't didn't have his hand over anything. It was just
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you know, do you have a privacy fence or something. Yeah, but
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it's like tall enough you can see over your advantage point. Just looked over
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and I was like, oh, that's my neighbor. I don't have to
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really be all that worried about peeing in my yard anymore, because if my
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neighbor is willing to act this way. He did that. He broke the
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seal now and now and it said it said free for all in that neighbor.
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So morehead, gotcha. Okay, So if you're ever six, actually
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I want to close your kid's eyes on the way, but I like in
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a minute in the morning. On seven, it is back to school week
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for Fargo, as you know, and so you know, we were thinking,
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oh, we want to do something because if you're a parent and you
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got a kid go back to school, it can be an exciting time like
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oh my god, get him out of the house finally, or it can
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be sad because they're just growing up way too quick. So we decided because
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we were approached by Lovely Grill, great restaurant here in town on twenty fifth
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Street, and they said, hey, we want to help too, So
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we got some money and we said, great, Well, why didn't we
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give the money to the parents, and so we went over to Lewis and
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Clark Elementary and we wanted to surprise some parents with a little money. Now,
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James, you know, when you have a profile like this Morning show,
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you're piking Amanda anymore. Right, you can't really just go out in
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public, so we of course had to go undercovered. Yes, here's the
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video. Hey everybody, it's Pork and Tatiana. We're here at an elementary
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school called Lewis and Clark. Yep, very awkward too. These, by
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the way, are undercover aliases or alter egos. Pork. The video is
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on a big nightio point seven Facebook page also Instagram. Definitely worth watching because
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of just well a, how ridiculous we look and act. But you know
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the looks on these parents faces. We're gonna surprise some people with some money.
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We're just asking moms about how they feel about the first day back to
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school, picking the kiddos up. How do you feel about it? I'm
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excited and I'm excited to hear home. When for hers, were you excited
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to drop him off to kind off? She's like shy and a little scared
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when she also, we're Pork and Tatiana. Are you're picking up kiddo or
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what? Yeah? My son awesome? And are you excited to drop him
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off on that first day? Where you is scad or what? Or dad?
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A little bit of both? Yeah? Are you feeling about it?
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I'm feeling better now than I was this morning? Oh what were the feelings
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this morning? Oh? I just my daughters in fourth grade and it's just
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one of those just growing up too fast feels now. My big question though,
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and I'm totally not in the loop here because I'm not a parent at
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the moment, how come so many people are picking their kids up? James?
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Does this make sense to you because you know they have buses? No,
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you're really raging about that. Yes, I wouldn't stop talking about it
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because I'm like, you know, mostly because I'm like, hey, should
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my parents have been picking me up? You know, because I rode a
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bus every day. So you're saying your jealous country, Yes, it's from
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a place of jealous. I was last on the bus on and off,
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so I really bust to like five pm. It was obscene. No way.
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How far out of town did you live? Like six miles? But
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you gotta go on the back roads. To drop off all these kids out
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of their little farmhouses and oh, I know the big long driveways. It
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takes five minutes just to get to their house. And in the winter,
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don't even me started even well anyway, the again ridiculous and thanks again to
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Lovely Grill for helping us out. Donate some cold hard cash some Benji's.
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My favorite part about the video is when you guys put the wigs on.
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It's just like you change completely if you come different people. It's in a
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way like that popular Jim Carrey movie from nineteen ninety four, The Mask.
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It's much like that. The video again big ninety of points of Facebook page
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and Instagram go check it out. Would you recommend checking it out, Jake,
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I think everyone should check it out, Like in a minute in the
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morning, big ninety eight point seven trending. Now here's what you need to
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now. A man has been arrested for making a shooting thread at Heritage Middle
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School in Horace. The Cass County Sheriff's Office says the threat was called in
21:40
around seven fifty three am and taken by a West Fargo school resource officer.
21:45
Cass County deputies in the Horse area immediately responded to the school along with the
21:48
West Fargo School Resource Officer to provide security. Thirty five year old James P.
21:52
Donley was identified as the suspect, was found at a local hotel in
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Fargo and arrested him around nine fifteen am an outstanding warrant unrelated to the threat,
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but then later charged with a felony terrorizing related to the middle school threat.
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That's just horribly scary for those kids and for that school, But great
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to see they got a plan and they enacted the plan and then it worldly
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and it works exactly. Bob Barker will be remembered with the one hour special
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The Price Is Right attribute to Bob Barker, airing Thursday, August thirty first,
22:21
aka tomorrow. Yeah, that's gonna stream on Paramount Plus. An encore
22:25
broadcast will air on Labor Day during the regular weekday time slot for The Price
22:29
Is Right. Because that's a pretty quick turnaround. Do you think they had
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this ready like in the can, like while he was still living. I
22:34
have heard anchors like at CNN they'll have written like if a president gets assassinated,
22:41
they'll have a face. Oh yeah, A lot of stuff like their
22:45
obituaries already written. Yeah, have you written the or a bitch here a
22:48
bitch? Can you tell me how to say the word obituary? Thank you?
22:52
Oh bit, oh bit, thank you? It would be nice to
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write your own. Really, I want to have one of those ones that
22:57
goes viral on Facebook. Yeah, yeah, I've never seen one. You
23:00
never seen like you know, where a guy will be, family will be
23:03
like really like honest about it. There was one recently going around where this
23:07
guy was like kind of a loner, didn't really live a very exciting life,
23:11
and his brother just was like, yeah, he was a lonely guy.
23:12
Nobody really talked to him, and now he's dead. It was sad.
23:15
It was quite sado. Say that with the prices right theme behind me,
23:21
it's got me all messed up. It was he was lonely and it
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was really sad. God. The brother included a detail about like how long
23:33
the guy was in this house before anybody found and he was It was sad.
23:38
If you saw the post, they didn't, they didn't send it to
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me and brightened my day please you got it, you know. And speaking
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of brightening my day, new data published by the University of Rochester found that
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approximately four thousand people a year visit the emergency room annually with a foreign little
23:53
object lodged in there. Bottom oh bottom? How many people here? That's
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more thousands. Some of the objects included marbles, bottles, and drugs I
24:07
assume for smuggling purposes, or possibly the ones that were made for that maya.
24:11
I don't know why I'd be smuggling marbles perfectly legal here in the States,
24:15
are there as I checked? Now, that's an alarming number. But
24:19
you got to think that the people working in emergency rooms like that brighten is
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their day, doesn't it. No? I mean, come on, the
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stuff you see you working in an er. I mean you've seen grays and
24:29
at out the shop back. Get it out with a shop back, you
24:33
know, because when you get a vacuum and you you know, you put
24:36
it all the way over your skin, it goes, it goes cool,
24:38
Yeah, you know. I mean you probably would need some industrial strength vacuum,
24:41
but I'm sure it would work, you would think. But then again,
24:45
you're running the risk of taking things out that are supposed to be in
24:47
there. That's such as large intestine, small intestine, kidney liver. I
24:55
mean pretty much giving your giving yourself. The embalming treatment on accident. You
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know, they found some bizarre objects is too once in a while, like
25:03
dumbbells and a World War One artillery show. I thought the marbles were the
25:08
bizarre objects, but well, dumbells. Imagine a twenty five pike. Yeah,
25:12
you don't want to any bigger than that. I wouldn't want to go
25:15
that. Okay, you're right, But also the fifteen or the ten would
25:22
be a struggle for me. I don't know. I don't know. A
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picture of the smallest dwnbill you can find two and a half probably do that.
25:27
Let's say you got to carry around an extra twenty those tiny so those
25:30
little dumbells at the gym, it's like, what are these four fingerlifts?
25:34
You know, trying to exercise the phalangis well sometimes the PHALANGI imagine if you
25:41
had those, you had a nice bicep on your phalange and it was just
25:45
like you could just wiped it. Oh my god. Yeah, I remember
25:47
they would do that in like a Looney Tunes cartoons. Oh yeah, like
25:49
Popeye was so strong that even his finger had a little bicep. It's very
25:53
cute. It's gonna be eighty degrees today, Pike in sunny skies. Good
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for squeezing. Anyway, we're what the strong fingers if you had really muscular
26:02
fingers, I thought you said the sunny skys for squeezing. Great day for
26:04
anything, Go out and enjoy because spoiler, September is two days away.
26:11
In the morning, seven, we'll say good morning. Her name is Alicia
26:19
and she's on the phone right now. Well, good morning, Alicia.
26:22
Good morning guys. How are you good? Hopefully a little bit better after
26:26
we get you out of the friend zone. Hey, right, that's what
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I'm talking about. This why they pay you the big bust, you know,
26:33
Alsa, We don't usually disclose the big feed at people pays. Let's
26:37
talk about what you got going on with your friend. We'll call him friend
26:41
for now, Nate. So, Nate and I have been friends for a
26:48
long time, and we just recently, and like fairly recently, we took
26:53
our friendship up just a half level. Right. Well, I know,
27:00
I'm like, yeah, I say, you guys are holding hands behind the
27:06
scenes. Yeah, we had a few cocktails one night and spent the night
27:11
together. And now we're like, well that was fun, Let's do that
27:15
again. So we're doing that periodically, but it says no strings attached friends
27:23
with benefits thing. You know, you know, if you're friends with somebody
27:27
and you're also slightly more than friends with somebody, why would that not be
27:33
you know, a good start to something more. Have you attempted to have
27:37
that conversation or is it just say okay, we're just kind of hanging and
27:41
then that's it. Or do you have intimate conversations? Are you guys on
27:45
that kind of level? Well, you know how it is like the dynamics
27:49
shifted a little bit, you know, because I don't know how to read
27:52
this situation as far as if there's even any interest in anything more than just
27:57
friends with benefits. It's hard to say, Alicia, don't feel bad because
28:00
this is totally like a natural thing. You know, you go into it
28:03
thinking it's just gonna be all fun, and then you know, you catch
28:07
the fields and it happens those emotions, I just go wild. So we're
28:11
gonna try to see if Nate is, you know, maybe on the same
28:14
page. Maybe no clue what you're talking about. We'll find out. So,
28:18
yeah, I need a finger, I need a finger on the pulse
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of this. Do you know what I mean. Sure, let's get that
28:25
finger and I don't know how to get it. Well, so here we're
28:26
gonna call him. So, Alicia, you just gotta be quiet in the
28:30
background. We don't want him to know that you're on the phone listening,
28:32
Okay, so we can get the most honest answer from our guy, Nate.
28:34
I'm feeling good about this though. All right you real? Hello,
28:44
Hey, good morning? Is this Nate? By chance? It is Nate.
28:47
Hey, thank you for answering. Good morning. My name is Pike.
28:52
That's Amanda also on the phone here with us. We do a morning
28:55
radio show, and Fargo called Pike in Amanda in the morning on Big Night
28:59
eight point seven. Good morning, how we doing? I didn't get you
29:02
at first? Yeah, good morning. How are you? Hey? Great?
29:04
Great? Well, Nate, listen, we had a couple of questions
29:07
for you. Might sounds sort of personal. If you don't mind answering,
29:11
do you, I'll give it a shot, see where it goes. All
29:14
right, Well, first thing, do you know anybody who might have a
29:17
bit of a crush on you? Because we do, uh, we don't
29:22
have a crushot of you. Oh yeah, sorry, phrase, they're weird.
29:26
We've we like you just fine, but you know, we're not the
29:30
ones with the crush. Not not on the top of my head. You
29:32
know, I've got I have you know, I see people, and so
29:36
when you say you see people, you're just like, you know, you
29:38
have some casual relationships and sort of what you're saying, Yeah, uh,
29:44
adult friends with benefits type of relationships where yeah, you know, we're we're
29:48
all adults and things like that. So I'm not in I'm not looking for
29:52
a particular you know. Have you heard the ships right, the plural shifts
29:59
there's okay, do you feel like any of these ships or women, do
30:03
you feel like any of them are not on the same page as you,
30:06
maybe wanting a little more than just this friends with benefit situation. No,
30:11
because we're all very clear about it. We're all adults. We're all honest,
30:17
upfront about about our relationship. And I don't hide anything from anybody.
30:22
I share. Hey, this is this is where I'm at, and no
30:26
one's told me any different. Okay, so I take them at their word.
30:30
So, Pike, you know what you said that this person had caught
30:33
some feels. What if we were to tell you there is somebody you've been
30:37
hanging out with that is catching the fields and wants to maybe take it to
30:41
another level. Oh, I'm not exactly sure how I feel the second,
30:48
but sound thrilled. Use here. I mean, what would it help if
30:55
we told you who it was? To be honest, guys, this is
30:57
pointless because I don't I don't want to full time relationship with anybody, and
31:03
about that all right, Hey guys, I'm just going to stop you right
31:07
here. N I'm sorry, I apologize. This is just this is mortal,
31:14
but Nate, okay, voice trying to keep that little bit. Alicia
31:19
is on the phone. That's the voice you're hearing. You might sound familiar
31:22
to you. Her name is Alicia. She's the one who wanted us to
31:26
reach out to you, and well, it sounds like it's not going according
31:29
to plans. So I'll let you, guys chatt at want No, No,
31:33
I won't be Alicia. You know I'm crazy about you. We've been
31:37
friends for a very long time and yeah we know. But but you know
31:42
that doesn't mean that I want to have a soul relationship. And and I've
31:48
been very clear with you about that. You know that I'm really yes,
31:51
I I don't know why you would be totally You're totally clear. This is
31:55
me, this is uh, this is this is done, Alicia. We
31:59
feel terrible that that's gotta be tough now, Nate, you feel like there's
32:02
no no chance here. I mean, I know you said some things back
32:06
there, but just to confirm there's really no chance of this going forward as
32:09
any sort of serious relationship. I just want to confirm because I feel bad
32:14
also for doing this, but uh, yeah, I this didn't help.
32:19
Oh my god, this is so painful. I feel terrible and I well,
32:24
listen, can we all agree that you guys can still remain friends.
32:27
I hope nothing that happened here today is going to affect that. Correct.
32:31
I would want anything, totally believe that, and it makes me feel better,
32:36
so totally normal. All right, Well, hey, Alicia, thank
32:38
you for confiding us, and this one's on us. By the way,
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don't worry about sending that fee over it because I feel pretty bad. And
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Nate, thanks for being a sportman, but good good luck being honest.
32:47
There you go.