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42 - S2Ep17: Bedtime Story · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LNAI is part of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to on the LNAI. Everybody. I'm Aaron.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm Gina, I'm Kristen and we have our favorite
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  Speaker 1: guest ever.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm back.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, you're gonna hurt book Daddy's feelings.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Aaron is our standing. All my guests
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  Speaker 2: are my favorite. It's like children. I don't have any lying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I just.
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  Speaker 2: Look. I'm not trying to upset book Daddy, but Eddie
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  Speaker 2: is book Daddy very close to my heart.
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  Speaker 1: Our friend Aaron wrote two books, so he's.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Smart person. You like to read, and you like
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  Speaker 3: I like to read comic books.
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  Speaker 1: You see, you'd be good to take to a Marvel
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  Speaker 1: movie because I could lean over and go who is that?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: How are they connected? And you'd be like, well, there's
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  Speaker 1: a whole story.
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  Speaker 3: Or it'll be like a ten minutes you're ruining the movie.
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  Speaker 5: For yes, that's like watching a movie with my mom.
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  Speaker 5: Stop asking me questions.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta pause it and you gotta tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: in Adam Warlock.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, let me see Golden Girls season two.
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  Speaker 1: Eddie had so much fun. He asked if he could
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  Speaker 1: come back.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 5: I begged he did, took pity on him and let
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  Speaker 5: him come.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you my Cobra commander home is or does
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  Speaker 1: your Cobra commander? Has he gone slightly like into gay lisp?
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  Speaker 1: Like you've exaggerated.
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  Speaker 3: Him a little bit? That's the heightened I heightened him
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  Speaker 3: in two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, I love how the outfit never got upgraded.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a.
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  Speaker 3: Hoodie, which is a blue hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you find the mask like target?
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  Speaker 3: I made that. It was a baseball batting. It's a
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  Speaker 3: batter's helmet, and I cut off the visor of the
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  Speaker 3: batter's helmet right, and then I took one of those
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  Speaker 3: dog cones and the plastic dog cones you get at
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  Speaker 3: the vet, and then I cut off the back and
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  Speaker 3: that's what makes it come down and around right. And
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  Speaker 3: then it's a motorcycle visor that I stuck on.
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  Speaker 1: Can you see through that at all? When you were
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  Speaker 1: yeah you can?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, that's impressive. Your costume making skills are.
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  Speaker 2: I say, didn't you make like a Mando for.
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  Speaker 1: Vader helmet?
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  Speaker 3: The helmet is the Invader? Last year? The helmet is bought.
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  Speaker 3: But then I had I three D printed the chest
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  Speaker 3: plates and all that other stuff. You have a three
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  Speaker 3: D printer, O, my buddy clay one.
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  Speaker 5: It takes a village.
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  Speaker 3: It does take a village.
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  Speaker 5: Did you just teach yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Were you always get in shop class?
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  Speaker 5: How did this?
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  Speaker 1: I just go to school for this?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: I know you did movie making?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just mess around and figure things out.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Hey, we should start a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Just kidding how to make things.
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  Speaker 1: You know you were going to make a death trap
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  Speaker 1: for your dog that your wife one didn't approve of something.
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  Speaker 1: Something for the balcony. I can't remember.
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  Speaker 3: I had some wood panel or wood things that was
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  Speaker 3: going to put to make like a lip on they
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  Speaker 3: so he couldn't jump, you know, because Jack Russells can climb, right,
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  Speaker 3: But we ended up just getting two extra flower pots.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he doesn't jump and knock him down.
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  Speaker 3: Or there with the flower pot. It's just it's a
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  Speaker 3: little too high and low enough for him to get over,
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  Speaker 3: but the flower pots make it too high.
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  Speaker 2: For him to get up, and he can't push them off.
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  Speaker 3: Now they're too heavy because they're full of dirt, so
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  Speaker 3: they're too They're like they're just full of energy, aren't
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  Speaker 3: they Jack Russells. Yeah, they're insane, Like go to sleep?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have to?
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  Speaker 3: Like dave him? He's no, he's a different Jacktor. He's
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  Speaker 3: weird because he's he loves the sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he's related to Abby.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe and he's only four or five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he wants to like he'll sit there and
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  Speaker 3: stare at you at night, like like I want to
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  Speaker 3: go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you meant like while you're sleeping, I
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  Speaker 1: have to watch you sleep edwin.
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  Speaker 3: Wat sleep on your face?
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  Speaker 2: Abby tells me when it's bedtime. I don't listen to her,
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  Speaker 2: and then I get in trouble and she'll like bark.
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  Speaker 1: So he's like, why are you still up?
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  Speaker 2: Dad?
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  Speaker 3: What's going brow? Like if he gets in the bed
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  Speaker 3: and you like try to move here, like.
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  Speaker 1: Like, well, you weigh five pounds, so you're moving.
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  Speaker 5: My cat does that. I'll get up and he thinks
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  Speaker 5: you're going to bed and he and he runs into
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  Speaker 5: the bed shirt.
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  Speaker 2: To bed.
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  Speaker 1: Yet does he sleep on the bed with you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, when Jeremy's not home, he'll sleep up next
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  Speaker 5: to me so that I can rub his belly. Because
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  Speaker 5: he's not a normal cat and he just loves to
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  Speaker 5: have his belly rubbed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the catty that makes this noise. I shit,
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  Speaker 2: you not louder.
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  Speaker 5: That's how he gets his lay, the bully.
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  Speaker 1: He's smart enough. He learned acoustics, so go into the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom and make it pawn yelling.
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  Speaker 5: He goes into the bathroom, so echoes and it's louder.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Smart cat right, he's very smart.
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  Speaker 2: Our producer whoa our producer made it a girl?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, trash dog.
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  Speaker 2: He likes chair with me because it's one of those
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  Speaker 2: like deceptively like large chairs.
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  Speaker 1: Chair.
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  Speaker 2: I would maybe make it kid take a picture in
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  Speaker 2: because they're like so small that around ack.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, Eddie, did you go to Myrtle Beach this year?
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  Speaker 3: We went in April because we couldn't go in the
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  Speaker 3: summer because we went on that cruise with.
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  Speaker 1: Would you love the cruise?
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  Speaker 5: You're not a cruise guy, strike me as a cruiser
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  Speaker 5: I love You're in Colton's Dumb and Dummer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was magic.
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  Speaker 3: He enjoyed that. That was fun. That was a highlight
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  Speaker 3: of your first cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you were like, no, never again.
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  Speaker 3: First and last, Right, the expeditions are great. Getting off
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  Speaker 3: the boat walking around Alaska seeing stuff is great.
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  Speaker 1: What do you or what don't you like?
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it. It feels like a floating rv M.
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  Speaker 3: Like the room is tiny, the bathroom is tiny. It's
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing to do on the boat unless you love
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  Speaker 3: drinking alcohol and playing trivia, and I hate both of
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  Speaker 3: those things.
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  Speaker 1: They have like casinos, right, you like casinos?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't have the money to lose.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have that was rich, Yeah, but I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like go on the pool? Was it too chilly?
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  Speaker 3: It was Alaska, so the pool is kind of out.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess it's like I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't need to be on that for seven days. It's
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  Speaker 3: just too much. I've rather drive somewhere, have a hotel,
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  Speaker 3: and then go explore the area and then come back
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  Speaker 3: to the nice, big hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just turn your brain off and sit there
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  Speaker 1: or like take out a notebook and write jokes or
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  Speaker 1: something like.
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  Speaker 3: It can, but for seven days, it's just like must
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  Speaker 3: it's a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been on a I've been one cruise. It
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  Speaker 1: was three days.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could do.
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  Speaker 3: I could probably do a three day one if I
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  Speaker 3: had to, But it's just it's just so long.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like the food.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of about face style. I know you're picky.
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  Speaker 3: The food is okay, but like everyone's like food, amaze it.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay when you're cooking for a massive people, it suffering.
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  Speaker 3: If you love cruises, take as many as you want.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. But I don't like them, so I
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  Speaker 3: don't ever.
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  Speaker 2: I've been on too ever in my life. First one
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  Speaker 2: was the Big Red Boat, which was the pre Disney
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  Speaker 2: cruise line. Was that no, No, it was Disney went
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  Speaker 2: down to nasaur Or, so I don't know. It was
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  Speaker 2: part of the experience of going to Disney World in
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  Speaker 2: like ninety one. So it was ten magical, eleven ish
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  Speaker 2: and that was fine. I had fun. They had like
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  Speaker 2: stuff for kids to do, so I had a great time.
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  Speaker 2: But then I took one of those like Booze cruise
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  Speaker 2: to Mexico's as part of a wedding that I was.
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  Speaker 2: I did the I made the dress and I was
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  Speaker 2: part of the wedding party. But I wasn't in the
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  Speaker 2: wedding and so I got to go on the cruise
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  Speaker 2: with the wedding party.
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  Speaker 1: I was cruise.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a carnival cruise and oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's still a cruise link.
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  Speaker 2: It was still cruise line. But I got like a
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  Speaker 2: runner up in the like karaoke competition that we did
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  Speaker 2: all the ships. So I came home with this like
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  Speaker 2: stupid little like metal they made me wear on.
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  Speaker 1: The ship and I was like, it was the top
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  Speaker 1: of a yogurt lip.
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  Speaker 2: No it was not. I mean it was an ice
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  Speaker 2: mad It looked like a smaller version of like a
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  Speaker 2: gold medal, but it was all like carnival themed, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I want the shit, get this off me.
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  Speaker 2: But other than that, it was just like cafeteria food
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  Speaker 2: and like buy your own booze and casino and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, can I go home now? It felt like
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  Speaker 2: three days was much too long if you.
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  Speaker 1: Were on the carnival cruise that stopped and was a
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  Speaker 1: floating toilet.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: That stories on Netflix. Check it out. It's so much
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  Speaker 1: fun cruise.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's fun, but it is, yeah, interesting, interesting, fun,
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  Speaker 2: all right, so fun. Well, anyone have anything exciting happened
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  Speaker 2: in the last week since we saw each other?
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  Speaker 1: Or yeah, Anye, what'd you do?
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  Speaker 3: I got nothing going on right now? It's a boring time.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very boring time.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you need to start another podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I too, I need like seven more.
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  Speaker 1: He's always on call for comedy club, so you never
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  Speaker 1: know you might get the call.
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  Speaker 3: I am always available.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My problem up here is that I've tried to go
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  Speaker 2: to a couple open nights mic nights, and they all
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  Speaker 2: seem to like not have the right contact person on
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  Speaker 2: the website anymore. Like one person I reached out to
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  Speaker 2: and I said, hey, like I saw signups or through
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  Speaker 2: this thing. You know, I want to try to tell
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  Speaker 2: some jokes. My life's pretty hard and so I think
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: people will laugh at it. And I sent this really
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  Speaker 2: sweet email. The guy emailed me back and he said,
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  Speaker 2: I've asked them to take my name off the website
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  Speaker 2: like forty times. I don't want me here anymore since COVID.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. And I also don't.
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  Speaker 1: Like, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Find anything up here? And I don't really know anybody,
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  Speaker 2: but it's definitely something I've thought of. But then I
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  Speaker 2: see how hard Eddie works, and I'm like, do I
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  Speaker 2: want more hardship in my life?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? You got to love it. Something you have to
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  Speaker 3: want to really do. It's not easy. That's because it's
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  Speaker 3: just the grind of trying to go and find places
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  Speaker 3: to get up.
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  Speaker 2: And I talked myself out.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: We diverted somewhere in our careers, but I was very,
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  Speaker 2: very heavily into improv and doing like sketch comedy stuff
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  Speaker 2: up until my mid twenties, and then somewhere around there
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  Speaker 2: I decided that, like I had to be grown up
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  Speaker 2: and I miss it. And like when you were talking
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  Speaker 2: about SNL last week, I was like, I've always felt
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  Speaker 2: like I would have been a strong contender, although I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not terribly good at impressions.
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  Speaker 3: But it's an impression heavy format.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And I'm like, but then I see people
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  Speaker 2: like Pete Davidson and I'm like, I definitely could have been.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well there's always people in show business. You're like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: he got in, but.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I'm impressed with you.
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  Speaker 1: She has a crush on Pete Davidson, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: why is he funny?
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  Speaker 2: I have a crush on Pete Davidson because Pete david
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  Speaker 2: knows that he is his own joke. To some extent,
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  Speaker 2: I think, like it's not a.
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  Speaker 1: Real self aware Yeah, it's like, yeah, like.
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  Speaker 2: He has a similar brand to me, where like I'm
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  Speaker 2: very honest that like I'm probably gonna be late with
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  Speaker 2: your artwork, I'm probably gonna be late onto your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm probably like there are shortcomings, and I am open
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  Speaker 2: and honest about them, and I think to some extent,
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  Speaker 2: you know, he addressed the fact that someone told him
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  Speaker 2: he had butthhole eyes in something he did, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, you could have just like cried
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  Speaker 2: about that at home because his eyes are darker like
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  Speaker 2: a butthole. Oh, because he's always anyway, I just if
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  Speaker 2: someone's self aware, like if tomorrow, I mean, I'm never
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  Speaker 2: gonna like Kanye West or Yee or whatever the fuck
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  Speaker 2: his name is today, but if he tomorrow came out
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  Speaker 2: and said, like, you know what, guys, I just want
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  Speaker 2: your money. I know I'm a huge piece of shit.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't suddenly buy his stuff, but I would respect
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  Speaker 2: him a little bit. He'd be like, whereas I don't
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  Speaker 2: respect him at all? Right now, you know that kind
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  Speaker 2: of a thing. Anyway, it's my story, got it? Well, Gina,
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  Speaker 2: did you want to tell us about the episode?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I want to tell Eddie. I loved his shirt the
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: other day about never mind that ship. Here comes Mongo.
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  Speaker 3: Oh the published it was on the just scrolling on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: It's just one of those as it pops up on
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  Speaker 3: Instagrams like I have.
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  Speaker 1: To buy it and it was legit. Huh didn't it
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  Speaker 1: didn't get taken.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's like candy Gramm. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My very line is mongo is on in Game of
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  Speaker 1: Life Mungo. Okay, okay, but on this show we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about season two, episode seventeen, which is called Bedtime Story.
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  Speaker 3: Got it.
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  Speaker 1: The original air date is February seventh, nineteen eighty seven.
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  Speaker 1: The director was Terry Hughes and it was written by
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  Speaker 1: Barry Fernaro and Terry Grossman. Okay, now, what do you
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  Speaker 1: think Bedtime Story is about children?
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  Speaker 3: I think they're euthanizing Rose.
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  Speaker 2: Because she was so dumb last week.
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  Speaker 3: They like, we have to put her out because the
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  Speaker 3: Bedtime Story as the youthanizer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh as they're injecting her, as.
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  Speaker 3: They're injecting of the reader because she won't. That's the
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  Speaker 3: way they convince her that it's they're not euthanizing hers.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, no, go to sleep or just read your
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  Speaker 3: bedtime story. They kill her.
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  Speaker 1: Justin What do you think.
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  Speaker 2: Top that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Right, they're going to have a house guest, and anytime
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  Speaker 5: they have a house guest, mom and Dorothy have to
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  Speaker 5: sleep in the same bed together, and she's gonna come
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  Speaker 5: up with some crazy cicily bedtime story.
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  Speaker 1: That seems more likely. I'm gonna say, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: counting yours out.
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  Speaker 2: Eddie, do you remember what this episode is about? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Oh, okay, it's not a I mean it might
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  Speaker 1: be about euthanizing Rose. I mean maybe it might be.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you ask me, why do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I obviously know what it's about, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to spoil the episode, but I do want
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  Speaker 2: to say that I do feel there could be a
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  Speaker 2: little tiny bit of foreshadowing in Eddie's answer without knowing it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no one, no one. Someone might die, someone
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  Speaker 2: might not. I don't know, but.
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  Speaker 1: I see how, I see how you're spinning it. Yes, yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: So Eddie and Kristen, can you please agree on who
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  Speaker 1: will be the villain for the episode?
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  Speaker 3: Rose?
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  Speaker 1: That's why they go you can always be capitalism.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we did have a guest for capitalism once.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what did you say, Kristen?
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  Speaker 3: You said Rose Rose, Dorothy, Dorothy.
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  Speaker 1: We you kids have to agree, so you find it out.
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  Speaker 5: We can do Dorothy. Let's do Dorothy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Dorothy is miss scat ready?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, not Norman. We're not going to go back an
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  Speaker 2: episode and say Norman. We need Norman to come back
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  Speaker 2: that beat youth and eye Rose.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: For Emily's parents, you don't just not call and say
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: your wife went in the labor that's right.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot Gimblet, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Which if you're having Gimblets come pick up your kids
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  Speaker 2: just to.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Take a cab?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: What's a gimlet? Is that a drink?
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lime juice vodka thing.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: That's sad, cucumber gin. Gimblet was really good at maconey sushi.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: It can be or vodka. I don't know what the real.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Bartend Maybe I'm not sure.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to ask me.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to drink no offense.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And you have like a drink guide behind the bar,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I don't yeh it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I kept looking at the menu to make the drink.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: It was just it was a nightmare.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, I don't want to drink
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: that Eddie Pence is made because you didn't drink.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And he doesn't know how.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: You're just like, oh, long Island.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I I'll give you a heavy poor, that's for sure.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Oh did you God?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: You should have been a bartender at a gay club.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: That's the heaviest pores in that.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Clubs always have the strongest drenth.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yes they do.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I was wasted at the I.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Went wasted because clearly no one's going to fuck her here,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Well I don't know. I went with my parents to
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve at this like famous drag show up here.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Darcel he passed like a year or two ago, but
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: up until Darcel died, he was His name was Walter Cole.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: In real life. There's actually been a music, a small
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: local musical written about him. There's a book written about him.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: But he was the oldest working drag queen. He made
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: it into the world rec like the Guinness World Records
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and all that shit. And anyway, we went there for
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve one year, shortly after I had moved
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: up here. We all got COVID for New Year's because
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: good present, yep. But the drinks, man, I was fucking wasted.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I had to sit in my car like three in
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: the morning in downtown Portland. I only had like two
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: drinks and the little champagne split they gave us and
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: What, yes, twenty twenty whatever it was.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: And oh it was bad newspairs. That's my story.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Watch the episode's watch a good story. Time story.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Let's watch a good story. Listen to these commercials. We'll
• 19:05
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• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I'm Richie aka Midnight Agent Raw. I'm Devin aka Special
• 19:11
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• 19:15
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• 19:30
  Speaker 1: We're off. We watch the latest episodes of South Park.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: We go hard.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the girls get into limboo buo and
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: like killing each other.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, I'm behind. I'm behind. I haven't seen the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: most recent.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: So I gotta anyway, let's talk about this show. Welcome.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys want to play. You wanna do a
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: little quiz? Yes, do it, Eddie. I know how last week,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: so can't wait.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I believe in you, Eddie.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: We we talked about this little bit off air, but
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: my first note on the quiz actually just says I
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: want planches Robe. I really liked her, like Kimona. Anyway,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: all right, Question one? Who is coming?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Your name is your buzzer?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, Eddie, you forgot, it's been a week. Sorry,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: let me finish the question. And then your name is
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: your buzzer?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Okay? Perfect? Who is coming to visit the girls?
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, cousin Milo and uncle Vito.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wow? Why is Milo in town?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, the fourteenth annual hog Expo. That is correct,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It is correct, fourteenth already.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It was just the twelfth. Finish the line ba ba
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: ba blanche edition.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Whoop woop woop boop.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Get your bunny.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Nose, Eddie, Yes, out of my butt? Yes, I thought in.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Buzzed and said Betty channeling rooms.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. Next question, what was the name of Dorothy's rag
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: doll Kristen?
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, missus doolittle.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: M you would always cold fucking that plays into villain,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: not to get ahead of myself. But next question. We
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: know that four in a bed is a treat when
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: you are in Sicily, but what does it mean in Sicily?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Eddie? Yes, that the half the family's on vacation.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, EDI's smacking us all right? Next question, why
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: is God so busy these days?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, he's talking to Pat Robertson.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's a no stump bonus point available. Who
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: is Pat Robertson?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yeah, he's a televangelist that started the seven hundred Club.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, American medium, mogo televangelist, political commentator, presidential candidate and
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: charismatic minister. Is that is the official waking?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they called it seven hundred club?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Is that like some holy number? Does anyone knows?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at Eddie because Eddie's wickedly smarter than me
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: about things sometimes, and I.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Don't know about that one.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Now. Yeah, okay, all right, let's just move on then.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Much like we didn't understand why it was called the
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: seven hundredth club, Rose doesn't understand two things. What are they?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Kristen, yes, poverty and the spokesmodel category for Star search.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, yeah, that is confusing. I understand that,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I know why it's called that. Now if you care
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: to know, Oh yes, I can save it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: The seven Hundred Club is named in honor of the
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: first seven hundred people who pledged ten dollars to financially
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: support the Christian broadcasting networks, and the name just stuck.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Stupid yep.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: What does God say to Rose.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Gina? Yes, thank you for the lovely pero, shut up
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: and get back into the bed. Yes, huh, but she
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: claims it wasn't her.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This next one is a two parter. Who or
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: what was the Saint Olaf Slasher and what else did
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: he disfigure?
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Kristen? Yes, the Saint Olaf Slasher was someone who would
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: slash the scarecrows to shreds okay, and he was suspected
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: of disfigurement of switchbrooms, whisk brooms, whisk brooms.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, are you just answering in case?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't think he said his name.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: No, not this time. No, But I'm just asking. It's fine,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: you don't.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You don't lose points at which.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Male celebrity does Blanche say, Rose looks like from the nose.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Up Kristin.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Wilford.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, Now, I have been using Welford Brimley uh comedically
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: for years and saying things like my dog Buddhas and
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: talking about a show he did with Deirdre Hall that
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: no one remembers and I can't think the name of
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: it right now, But we must have made fun of
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: him when I was a kid, because he's already been
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: made fun of on this show like two three times
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and we're only on season two. Is called Our House, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: It was him and Deirdre Hall, and there's like a
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: blonde kid on it that went.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: On also in that e Walk movie. I'm sure any
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Cavana courage, Yeah, Caravana crap.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Well, there's two. There's I think he's in the Battle of.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Endor, the Battle of Endor Super He's in the one
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: with the kids. Right, Then there's right is the first.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: One's got the kids and the second one pretty much
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: everyone died.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Did they?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: They kill everybody.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: So it's a lot like if Eddie wrote Golden Girls.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, they are on Disney plus them are the
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: holiday special on there too. The new one is the
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: one Leah's Cocnail. There's a new one. Yeah, I didn't
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: know that. Does it have like the newer actors or
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: what is it? Is it animated or.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: It's a lego thing. I think, oh it's a lego thing.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that any good watch.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: That's all right for lego thing.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I liked The Guardians of Galaxy Christmas.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: That was really good. Forced Tom and Janet to watch
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: that and I said, hey, that's good, We're going to
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: watch this and they were like. My mom was like,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen these movies? What is happening? And then
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: my dad and I had to explain every character.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, part of the Holiday Special is that the grandpa
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: is basically watching porn in the living room at heads Advisor.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Porn.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: The Arthurs in the Holiday Special connections together. He sings
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: a song.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Speaking of b Arthur. What is a Sophia's liniment?
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Kristin, Yes, hot fish, oil, garlic, petroleum, jelly, and parsley.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, Part two question sort of why is there parsley
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: in the liniment?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I almost said it. I'm glad I didn't, Gina. The
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: parsley is for presentation.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, presentation is very important. Fourteen questions in let's see,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I like to write these, and Kristen's always like, there's
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: so long, but I have fun writing.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, what time did the nine to fifteen train to
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Miami leave at Kristin? Yes?
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Eight forty five?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, come on, Eddie, you knew.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: That I was. I said I was thinking eight to fifty.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, that's that would be wrong. It was
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: half an hour.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Math is hard for me. Yeah, we know the town
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: is known for its early train departures. But what is
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: the name of the.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Town, Kristen, Yes, app.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Is ApoB finish the line, Dorothy edition, don't you have
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: a cousin?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Eddie?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, you should be dating?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that text what happened? And then it
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: is the last question, and then we're done. What happened
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: to the chipped beef on Dorothy's plate?
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Christ? Yes, it goes into Sophia's purse and then tickets
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: eaten by Sophia.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the lights go out and all of a sudden,
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: the picture.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a miracle.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: The answer is it's inner tummy.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Like when the toddlers learned to sneak their food at
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: the dog.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: That's all that's all I got, because I had another
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Why would I think, did you one? I didn't.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I won all right?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Maybe has at the beginning, so I thought we had
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: a chance, and then he got distracted.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You did so good.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I did good at the beginning, but you did good.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: He's thinking about a sandwich.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: I mean you can think not the destination.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Jerk off for a sandwich throwback.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: That is a throwback. I did a graphic for that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I know some assholes that said this looks like something
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: you got from clip art, and I was like, fuck
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: you what true as sandwich?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That looks like clip art? The trick offer cash a sandwich?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, all right, whatever, here's the deal. I want
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: to hear about the trivia from this episode.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: All right, I can help you with that.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Randy Bennett was the station master. He was if you
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: like Evil Dead too. He was the art director and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: he was the voice of the computer in the Brave
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Little Toaster.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: I love Brave Little Toaster.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Good one. Charles Bouvier, uncredited was the clown. He had
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: some night Court appearances. I loved that show. B Arthur
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: starred as Yenta in the original Broadway run of Fiddler
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: on the Roof. She was singing sunrise on set. That's
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: where that's from.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, deep cut chipped.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Beef is pressed, salted dried beef, sliced thin eddie, would
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: you eat that we have.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: On the RALF report?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Did you like it?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Had shit on a shingle?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: That's right, it's also got shited on a shingle.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: It was? It was, okay, it was.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. She's making chip beef on toast,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: which has white sauce for the toast. This is the
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: first anthology episode. The Way We Met had flashbacks, but
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: this is the first true anthology. And then, uh, you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: talked about Pat Robertson. Christy Brinkley was married to a
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: big eyed man and while we were watching the episode,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: we speculated they meant Billy Joel because that's when they
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: were married, and Blanche references the old I think it's
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a fallacy that big feet means big manhood. M I
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: guess it depends if the guy is huge anyway, he
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: might have a big one.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't do one of my questions because I thought
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: maybe it would come up in your trivia.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, So what did I mean?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Who was? Does anyone know who he? She was? Referencing
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: with the Opie and aunt b.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I figured Eddie would that was.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That was all. It was just a nice homage to people. Look,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. Okay, I'm on like eighty six podcast.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Baby Ron Howard this fishing pole.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I think I my baby brother was on Star Trek. Yeah, okay, okay,
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize it comes back to ship on Aaron time,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: all right, whatever not Star Wars. Okay, would you like
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: to hear why Dorothy's a villain?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I would love to hear.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, Okay.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Is she gonna be the villain in all the flashbacks?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: That's my question? Oh you wanted to just the story.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I overarched the story. Okay, all right, I can't break
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: it down.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want, Cupcake.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Dorothy's being kind of a bitch when they're sleeping,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and she keeps trying to talk to her mom and
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: her mom's like, get the fuck out of here. And
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: here's why that's actually villainous or should be criminal, is
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: because she does that fucking child voice, funny Missus West.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Voice, shots fired, Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie, you want to
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: be on the show full time because I think Kristen.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Just got fired, Just got fired, Damn okay. She ruins
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: her mom's purse by filling it disgusting chipped.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Beef and lies lies about it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Filled it with lies. Sophia filled it with sushi one time.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: She pretends to yeah, that's true. On our date, she
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: pretends to be God and then gaslights Blanche about not
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: doing the voice when come on, you'll be Arthur.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: He's pretty evil in this episode.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: She's awful. She's mean to her mom when she's sick.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Her mom's like just sitting there in a hard ass
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: chair next to the bed for three days and she's like,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: I ann.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And honestly, if you're sitting there talking you look over
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: and she's laying on the bed, you think she's dead.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Like she doesn't even check to see if she's breathing.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: She just thws a blanket on her down.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Old people look dead when they sleep.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: It's a weird thing to then realistically covering her up
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: with your sick blankets. She's trying to kill her.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: She's trying to murder her.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Mom in case she's not already dead. She's trying to
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: give her brown kitess and.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Kill she hasn't caught it in three days, sitting in
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: that chair though immune.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: And then she tells that awful, awful joke, I guess
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: to the poor train conductor, the happy little man just
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: playing the game of Solitaire, wearing his cute little hat
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: an apple abbachobee, and she's like, don't you have a cousin?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: You should be dating cousin.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Fucker, Yeah, you you well she he kind of egged
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: her on with that one by putting the big the
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: big kettle on the back bar.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That's true, that's true.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: He does. Yeah, But like, do you want to run
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: into be Arthur naked at a No, because she's dead.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: But if she wasn't dead, would you want to?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Would the skeleton still be there? I'll take a look.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: A friend, a former friend of mine that we had
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: a disagreement years ago, and if we hadn't split ways,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I would have had him on this show like every
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: week because he's obsessed with golden girls. He met be
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Arthur and he was like, she was like but she
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: was already like ninety or something when he met her,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: and he was like, she was like a lot of women.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: She was like not fat, but like she was just
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: so tall. Yeah. Woman, well that's uh, that's why Dorothy's
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: the villain. Not to mention she didn't in real life.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Like but anyway, although we have a friend who's been
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: on this show who is taller, Karen Fink, she's what
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: six three? Yeah, she's like, sit out, b Arthur, you're
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: only five men.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: When I stand next to Karen and John Fink, I look.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Everyone feels do you feel like a child?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You feel you feel like Dannyrito.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like Danny de Vito. Let's get that little
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: funny person next to the two tall people. Anyway, say,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: don't have any closing thoughts on the show, Eddie, Did
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: you have anything come up since we last saw you?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I just promote the same things at Ralph Report patron
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• 36:44
  Speaker 3: if you haven't yet. If not, no worries, Ramble scramble,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: the ramble with Jerry Roache where the scramble scramble ramble,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: and then we ain't right, find the podcast my four podcasts.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: And then catch him at Disney's there all the time. Yeah,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: catch maybe a tour guide if you flow them one hundred.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: No, hell, I mean you know what you do? You
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: get purtle to think she gets to hang out with
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: you for the day and she'll treat you nice. Yeah. Yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I think Purtle talks to your wife more than I do.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Now, nice, that's awesome on the show.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And her puppy, that's okay. It's okay that my friend
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: stole my friends.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: But every once in a while we touch base.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Look, if I didn't, if I didn't live in another state,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Just around the Scabs averse.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Now, we were thinking that we were going to name
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: our production company if this ever went anywhere, and by we,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I mean I am as a persecutive producer, thinking we
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: were going to call it picture It Turtle Productions. Scare
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Scabs might be the.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Way to go.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Brings up so many questions.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: It does It makes you want to talk about it more.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: It does I would.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I've told the.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Girls and and they have to give out Eddie a
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: cut for that name, saying yeah, sure.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Well here's the good news, guys. I know that routinely
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I introduce you, Gina and you Kristen to people where
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, guess what if we ever make it big,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: this person comes with us. Obviously, Eddie is already on
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: that list.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Gravy train.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: But I would like to bring Jamie Kaylor with us
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: at some point.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: No, Jamie's great.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I love Jamie Taylor.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Didn't he do that Dad's in the Park thing? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Met him with you and I sometimes talked to him
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: and about I.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Think I did two episodes of dads in the Park.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? Dad's in the Park? Okay?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: That was all improv right.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have a posse, That's what I'm saying.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: But Eddie is at like the top of the list.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, wow, definitely the top.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what you get with Eddie. That's his
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: level of excitement. That's him of.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: The ten ten maybe eleven, Yeah, he goes to eleven. Yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: this wind goes to eleven.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Well, Kristen, where they find us at?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Well, they can find us across all socials at on
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: the i pod. You can also email us at on
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: the iPod at gmail dot com.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Please email us we're lonely.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes we are. We have Eddie. Did we have
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: an email? We had to say something? I think? No,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: didn't we have another? It's fine.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: We got a spam one those.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Well me, Well look and we'll talk about it next times.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Hi, mister Pans, did you want me to send you
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: some chicken nuggets?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Yes, in the mail. That's how I like my chicken nuggets.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Oh no, the convenient door dash situation.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: But like in the mail, you can do some nuggets.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I'd be nice.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Mom, let me use your credit card.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not giving out my credit card information to a dog.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, she's gonna use Aaron.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: She asked if she could use Okay, I thought she
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: was asking for mind, you answered her. Mom a lot.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you call mom or dad, doesn't matter. We don't judge.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: You know what, This has been really confusing. So Aunt Kristen,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Aunt Gina, and Mom, your cheesecake is ready.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the baby. Okay, we'll see you guys next time.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Bye bye bye