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Hour 3 - Must Be In the Front Row · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Knock, knock, who's there? It's our number three, Hour three,
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Speaker 1: the original Recipe podcast, as we break it all down
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Speaker 1: for you, and a tip of the microphone, tip of
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Speaker 1: the headphones. Here in our three, as we bid a
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Speaker 1: doo to longtime Milwaukee sportscaster Brewers broadcaster Bob Yuker, who
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Speaker 1: died at age ninety, And what are your reflections on
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Speaker 1: a life well lived by Bob Yucker? He was a
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Speaker 1: national broadcaster, was on late night TV in America, had
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Speaker 1: his own TV show, was all over the place. And
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Speaker 1: why are Pete Alonso and the Mets going to part ways?
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. Also in football, Brian Gudukunst wants
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Speaker 1: the Packers SGM there in Green Bay. He wants the
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Speaker 1: Packers to ramp up a sense of urgency. How do
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Speaker 1: you decode what that means? We'll get to all of
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Speaker 1: that and more right now, have a wonderful hour three,
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Speaker 1: and don't forget our force coming up after it. But
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Speaker 1: of the hour, or so is the broadcasting guy likes
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Speaker 1: to say. But our lead this hour a melancholy lead
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Speaker 1: from Milwaukee. We paused the NonStop football chatter or a
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Speaker 1: tip of the headphones and a nod of the microphone.
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Speaker 1: One of the great characters of our life as sports fans,
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Speaker 1: has checked out, has left this mortal coil. And we
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Speaker 1: assume you've heard by now, but perhaps not Bob Buker.
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Speaker 1: Bob you you know that is? You know Bob. Everyone
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Speaker 1: knows Bobyuker, right. You don't know who Bob Yukers? How
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Speaker 1: do you not know who Bob Ukers? Bob Buker who
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Speaker 1: had a day job. He was the voice of the
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Speaker 1: Milwaukee Brewers on the radio, did the play by play,
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Speaker 1: didn't play in the major leagues very long, had a
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Speaker 1: short career in the major leagues, but was beloved, ended
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Speaker 1: up in the Hall of Fame. He ended up in
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Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame as a broadcaster, and he earned
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Speaker 1: the nickname mister Baseball Bob Buker. He died at the
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Speaker 1: age of ninety. Statement prepared statement from the family and
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Speaker 1: the Brewers that the voice of the Brewers, Bob Buker,
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Speaker 1: the voice of the team over fifty years. He had
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Speaker 1: a private battle with lung cancer and that was back
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Speaker 1: starting in early twenty twenty three, and so Bob Buker
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Speaker 1: dying here the voice of the Brewers starting in nineteen
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Speaker 1: seventy one. Now to put that in perspective. The Brewers
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Speaker 1: had only been in Wisconsin for a year at that time.
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Speaker 1: It was the second year he took over a year
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Speaker 1: two they had been the Seattle Pilots, and he remained
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Speaker 1: on that job until his death. From nineteen seventy one
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Speaker 1: until this week, Bob Buker had the play by play,
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Speaker 1: had the microphone of the Milwaukee Brewers. And he's known
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Speaker 1: nashally for being a comedic voice multiple TV shows and whatnot.
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Speaker 1: That amazing tale from a guy as a baseball player.
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Speaker 1: As a baseball player, not not much going on, right,
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Speaker 1: not much. He played in Saint Louis and he was
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Speaker 1: part of a world series friends with Bob Gibson, Tim
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Speaker 1: mccarvers and legends back in those days in the nineteen
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Speaker 1: sixties for the Saint Louis Cardinals. But the questions we
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Speaker 1: discuss here Bob Buker dying at the age of night,
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Speaker 1: what are your reflections of his life? So I've got
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Speaker 1: on the bench, the fumble Ruski, and the inter tube.
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Speaker 1: But the first part of this is gonna be all
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Speaker 1: about Bob Yuker. So Bob Yucher was Prince Charmie with
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Speaker 1: a sense of humor. Prince CHARMI didn't have the matine
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Speaker 1: idol looks. He always didn't make it because he was
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Speaker 1: a good looking dude, but he was charismatic. He had
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Speaker 1: this magnetic personality which people just gravitated to self deprecating humor.
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Speaker 1: He was willing to laugh at himself and a life
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Speaker 1: well lived.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: I was lucky enough to meet Bob Buker a few
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Speaker 1: times in my journey in gas baggery here my travels.
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Speaker 1: Some of you may know back in the day, I
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Speaker 1: was lucky enough to have a job where I traveled
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Speaker 1: around with the the Doyers when they sucked, not now
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Speaker 1: that they're good, but anyway, one of my fondest memories
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Speaker 1: was when I was futching around with the Dodgers and
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Speaker 1: we were at the old County Stadium in Milwaukee, and
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Speaker 1: it was late in the year. It was like it
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Speaker 1: was like August. It was kind of a hot day
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Speaker 1: in Milwaukee and was humid and you know, kind of nasty.
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Speaker 1: It was a getaway day. It was a day game
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Speaker 1: for the Bruis. Dodger had to go to the next town,
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Speaker 1: so they played a day game and it was pre game.
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Speaker 1: There was like a breakfast. I didn't eat the breakfast
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Speaker 1: in the media dining room, and Bob Yuker was in
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Speaker 1: there and he was regaling some of the media blowhards
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Speaker 1: with stories. I was just sitting in there and telling
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Speaker 1: stories about his days as a player, his days on
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Speaker 1: Mister Belvidere, which was a TV show, and all, you know,
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Speaker 1: all these different stuff he did, like a blooper show,
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Speaker 1: like a sports high lighted. I mean, he had a
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Speaker 1: syndicated TV show, did a bunch of stuff. I also
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Speaker 1: at Dodger Stadium one time, I was a fly on
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Speaker 1: the wall and I overheard a conversation between Vin Scully
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Speaker 1: and Bob Yuker. They would schmooze and go back and forth.
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Speaker 1: And so those are fond memories I have. But Bob
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Speaker 1: Bucker spent a lot of time as a player on
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Speaker 1: the bench, and he made a lot of jokes about it.
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Speaker 1: But he ended up now that we can look back
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Speaker 1: and do the retrospective on his life. He was on
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Speaker 1: the bench, but he was a men on the bench
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Speaker 1: is what he was. Bob Yuker's stand up guy. He
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Speaker 1: did the World series. The first World series I covered
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Speaker 1: was Man a long time. It's twenty eight years ago.
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Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety seven, the Marlins played the Cleveland Indians and
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Speaker 1: Bob Uker called that world series. If I remember correctly,
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Speaker 1: it was Bob Buker, Joe Morgan, and I believe Bob
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Speaker 1: Costas I think called that world series. But he was
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Speaker 1: there calling the network broadcast and people's loved me. He
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Speaker 1: was a sweetheart guy. He had that Bengali effect. Great storyteller,
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Speaker 1: and that's how you end up. Back when people used
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Speaker 1: to watch late night television before it all went woke
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Speaker 1: and people would you know, people tuned in every net.
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Speaker 1: It was like must see TV to see late night TV.
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Speaker 1: The most famous person in America when I was a
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Speaker 1: kid was Johnny Carson, and Bob Yuker appeared on that show.
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Speaker 1: I think it was one hundred times, which is either
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Speaker 1: the most or it's in the top five appearances on
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Speaker 1: that show, which was a big deal at the time.
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Speaker 1: It was a really big deal, and it was all
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Speaker 1: about self deprecation in this mesmerizing ability to tell stories,
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Speaker 1: the deadpan delivery that he had, and for a guy
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Speaker 1: that really wasn't much of a baseball player and was
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Speaker 1: doing games in Milwaukee, to end up as a character
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Speaker 1: on a sitcom. I mentioned, mister Belvidere. That's pretty big.
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Speaker 1: But the biggest role of them all, without a doubt,
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Speaker 1: if you're around my age, was Harry Doyle, the sarcastic,
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Speaker 1: inebriated broadcaster for the Cleveland Indians in the Major League
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Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty nine. They made two other movies after that,
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Speaker 1: but the original was Where It's At And so many
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Speaker 1: lines that Bob Buker, we are told, just ad libbed.
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Speaker 1: Many of those are still used today, all these years later.
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Speaker 1: That piece of pop culture still lives in the nonsense
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Speaker 1: that Bob Buker said, Yes, a bit outside right ball twelve,
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Speaker 1: you know that kind of thing, all right now. Secondly,
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Speaker 1: we're gonna move away from Bobyker. We'll get back to
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Speaker 1: him in a little bit, but I wanted to move
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Speaker 1: with some other stuff going on to the Pinwheel goes
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Speaker 1: round and round over to the Big Apple. We have
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Speaker 1: learned now that Pete Alonzo he has rejected. Peter Alonzo
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Speaker 1: has rejected a three year contract offer from the New
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Speaker 1: York Mets, an offer that would have paid Pete Alonzo
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Speaker 1: about seventy million bucks, and the Metropolitans have already supposedly
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Speaker 1: moved on they're pivoting away from the Polar Bear. So
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Speaker 1: the question for the class is why why would Peter Alonzo?
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Speaker 1: Why would Peter Alonzo not agree to that deal? Why
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Speaker 1: are they parting ways? He why would he not agree
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Speaker 1: to the contract? So after spending a few good minutes
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Speaker 1: trying to figure this one out, and I'm not a
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Speaker 1: Mets fan, I got no skin in the game on this.
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Speaker 1: This is an epic misjudgment and there's some machismo involved
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Speaker 1: in this because you've got the Polar Bear who essentially
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Speaker 1: pulled a FuMB oh roosk, a fumble Rooski, the old
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Speaker 1: trick play that backfired. Is it true that Peter Alonzo
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Speaker 1: rejected said no, I don't want your deal, a seven
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Speaker 1: year offer for in the neighborhood of one hundred and
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Speaker 1: sixty million a year ago. He bet on himself, Peter Alonzo,
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Speaker 1: And the thinking is that the Polar Bear, because of
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Speaker 1: New York and all the home runs, he hits that
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Speaker 1: that branding would pay off in spades. Well, who goofed,
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Speaker 1: I've got to know in the eyes of the Mets,
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Speaker 1: one year and Peter Alonzo can no longer get a
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Speaker 1: seven year contract. He can only get a three year contract.
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Speaker 1: Now this is not over yet. There could be a
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Speaker 1: one eighty. There could be a one eighty here where
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Speaker 1: they go back the other direction. However, clearly the Mets
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Speaker 1: are at at best. They're turning the screws on a line.
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Speaker 1: So they're using their media friends. They're useful idiots in
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Speaker 1: the media to put pressure on the polar Bear for
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Speaker 1: Pete's sake, And there's really no obvious fallback option for
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Speaker 1: a guy like Pete Alawnza. Where are you gonna go
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Speaker 1: ahead and lose a bunch of games for the Giants
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Speaker 1: for half a year and they get traded somewhere else
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Speaker 1: to a contender, or the Toronto Blue Jays, or the
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Speaker 1: Angels or my favorite mystery team. I love the mystery team.
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Speaker 1: When you look at Alonso, he's not old, but he's aging.
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Speaker 1: He's over the age of thirty at this point. He's
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Speaker 1: essentially a one trick player. He hits a lot of
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Speaker 1: home runs, and home runs are important, but she got
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Speaker 1: to do a little bit other than that, and he
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Speaker 1: bet on himself. He did not have the kind of
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Speaker 1: year to get rewarded, and he has shown obvious signs
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Speaker 1: of decay and rotting over the last couple of years.
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Speaker 1: So he's he's so upset he turned down the big
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Speaker 1: contract seven years. He can to save face, he can't
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Speaker 1: agree to the three year contract. So now he's gonna
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Speaker 1: have to run off and go play for the Brewers
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Speaker 1: or the Blue Jays or the Twins or something like that.
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Speaker 1: A right final fun turning the page to the NFL
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Speaker 1: parsing the words on these end of season eulogies that
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Speaker 1: are going on from NFL executive Now, Brian Gudakuns, got
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Speaker 1: to make sure you say that game that name slowly.
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Speaker 1: That is a tough name, Goudacuns. So he wants the
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Speaker 1: Packers to ramp up, ramp up their sense of urgency.
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Speaker 1: He made these comments this week, you ramp up the
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Speaker 1: sense of urgency. So how do you decode this? How
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Speaker 1: do you decode So he said that we got a
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Speaker 1: bunch of good guys here, a bunch of talented players
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Speaker 1: and all that, but he said the sense of urgency
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Speaker 1: to win Super Bowls that they need to improve that.
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Speaker 1: So by the process of a limit nation, this is
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Speaker 1: a referendum, an indirect referendum, scattershot style. At Matt LeFleur,
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Speaker 1: the coach of the green Bay Packers. Now, Guda Kust
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Speaker 1: implied that some of the guys were slacking off. Otherwise
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Speaker 1: you wouldn't need a sense of urgency and less players
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Speaker 1: were floating on an inner tube, drinking a cocktail, going
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Speaker 1: round the lazy river, lolly gagging. May I add they
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Speaker 1: were satisfied to be in the playoffs. Now, I gotta
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Speaker 1: tell you, it looked like that's a team that was
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Speaker 1: not ready to play. They gave a half hearted effort
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Speaker 1: in Philadelphia. The Eagles were plumbed to be beaten, they
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Speaker 1: were primed for the beaten, and green Bay came out.
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Speaker 1: It's hard to argue that they were not locked in
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Speaker 1: in that game. They did not have a sense of urgency.
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Speaker 1: They fumbled the opening bloody kickoff. They fumbled the opening kickoff.
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Speaker 1: Jordan Love tossed three interceptions, two of them while the
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Speaker 1: game was in the margins. It was a royally pathetic performance,
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Speaker 1: is what it was. I see the Ben Mahlor show.
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Speaker 1: Hopefully this is not royally pathetic, but you will be
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Speaker 1: of the day. Here it is, mister baseball. Bob Ucker
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Speaker 1: was the victim of blank from Andre the Giant backstage
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Speaker 1: the answer? Jay Dot in Utah says the answer that
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Speaker 1: Bob Bucker was a victim of Andrea the Giant feeding
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Speaker 1: him poisoning tacos or poison tacos. Who else do we
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Speaker 1: have victim of writing in a Volkswagen Beetle from Late
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Speaker 1: Night drug tester? Who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 1: I can't read that? Skip over that one crop dusting
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Speaker 1: from Fudgie in Boston. King Rory with a similar answer,
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Speaker 1: A Dutch oven, which man's you don't want to get
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Speaker 1: that one, right, La, that's a tough Why would you
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Speaker 1: be under the blankets with him?
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Speaker 2: Bro?
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Speaker 1: I know, right? A little awkward voyeurism from Kelly, that's
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Speaker 1: his answer. Alf went with a French oven as his answer,
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Speaker 1: with just a cousin of the Dutch oven. Mike the
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Speaker 1: Leprechaun says, Yuker and Hall Cogan had a pillow fight.
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Speaker 1: What about Andrea the Giant? A beer bath from Eke
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Speaker 1: in Roseville, Minnesota. Craig got it right, obviously, either cheating
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Speaker 1: or he's my age, one of those two things. Who
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Speaker 1: else do we have? JT the Wingman says that Uker
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Speaker 1: was the victim of a swirly from Andre the Giant. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you know that promo that airs? I think we're the
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Speaker 1: only ones that here here there's a promo for the
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Speaker 1: Odd Couple, and I'm pretty sure JT the Wingman's in there,
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Speaker 1: and I think he was talking about our show, But
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Speaker 1: I don't. It sounds like his voice to me. Every
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Speaker 1: time I hear that promo, like that sounds to me
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Speaker 1: like JT the Wingman. But I don't know one of
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Speaker 1: the guys that like sucking up to Rob Park and
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Speaker 1: those guys. Douglas writes in from Mississippi, says, uh oh,
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Speaker 1: he got it right. Bad job by him. Let's see here,
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Speaker 1: Kelly in Iowa, a giant body slam. A giant body
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Speaker 1: slam Deacon Blues as an aggressive prostate exam using the
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Speaker 1: whole fist wow body slam guessed by Gunner the influencer
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Speaker 1: from Minnesota. Slim Tim got it right? Who else we have?
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Speaker 1: Dad Gummet says, Happy Friday, Go Rams. Okay, that's not
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Speaker 1: really it's not really an answer to the question. Kathy
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Speaker 1: and Madison just bummed out that Bob Bucher's not with
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Speaker 1: us anymore. Do you have an answer, Lorraine?
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Speaker 5: Ah, yes, Ben, I believe he was a victim of
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Speaker 5: towel whipping.
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Speaker 1: Towel whipping, all right, is towel whipping the answer? No?
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Speaker 5: I really thought that was going to be it.
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Speaker 1: That's a solid guest here. Bob Bucher was the victim
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Speaker 1: of a public choking from Andre the Giant's backstage at
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Speaker 1: Dussel Maya nineteen eighty eight. It is interesting to note, though,
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Speaker 1: that when when Bob Buker crossed over into into media,
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Speaker 1: it was really his appearances on Johnny Carson that got
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Speaker 1: him all these other jobs and stuff, because he was
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Speaker 1: so funny on there, and that was such a big show.
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Speaker 1: But one of the gigs he got he was the
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Speaker 1: ring announcer. Now, this might not matter if you're like
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Speaker 1: younger than I am, you probably don't care, you think, boy,
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Speaker 1: shut up, Boomer. But when I was a kid. It
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Speaker 1: was Hulk Cogan versus Andre the Giant in WrestleMania three
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Speaker 1: at the Silver Dome in Pontiac, Michigan. And that was
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Speaker 1: that was the ring. Bob Yucker was the ring announcer
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Speaker 1: for that. That was a massive deal, massive deal. It
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Speaker 1: was huge at the at the time. So anyway, all right,
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Speaker 1: Ben Maler show as we press on here, Stuck in
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Speaker 1: Sacramento says, I remember, Ben, when you covered the Doyers
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Speaker 1: back when you were in the nickname Big Ben Mallard.
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Speaker 1: Did you ever hang out with Yuker and the sort
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Speaker 1: of that would have been one hell of a meat
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Speaker 1: ball and lasagna dinner. There you go, Hopefully they invite
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Speaker 1: you to Ben to a Italian meal in the afterlife,
21:05
Speaker 1: says Stuck in Sacramento, who says Sacramento sucks. Never in
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Speaker 1: the same room withsorta Losorta and Yuker. But Tommy was
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Speaker 1: crazy because when the Dodgers were winning, he was in
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Speaker 1: a great mood. He was everybody's buddy. And then when
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Speaker 1: they were losing, he would be spitting food. He'd always
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Speaker 1: eat when they lost. When they won, he never ate.
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Speaker 1: And I was at the game the last time a
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Speaker 1: Major League baseball game was forfeited. Was a Dodger Cardinal game,
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Speaker 1: and Losorta incited the crowd to throw It was ball night,
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Speaker 1: the last ball night ever at Dodger Stadium, where they
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Speaker 1: gave the balls out before the game and it was
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Speaker 1: raining down baseballs. They had to forfeit the game and
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Speaker 1: the ninth inning because there were so many people up.
21:47
Speaker 1: There was a controversial call, but never in the same
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Speaker 1: room with Losorda and uk Let's get to the phone,
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Speaker 1: say who are we. Let's go to Hank in Tokyo.
21:56
Speaker 1: What's going on? Hank in Tokyo.
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Speaker 2: Welcome, Hey man, This isn't why I called. But didn't
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Speaker 2: Uker hit a home run off of Sandy Kofax.
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Speaker 1: I don't have that. I don't remember that. Maybe he did, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it did. Pretty sure.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, I was playing along at home with your who
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Speaker 2: am I for which the answer was Kurt Warner. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and I guess I got it wrong. But how where
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Speaker 2: was Mark Sanchez on that list?
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't have to listen in front of me.
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Speaker 1: But there is one hundred and fifty or or worse
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Speaker 1: the odds to win the Super Bowl, and now keep
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Speaker 1: up Water one night won the division, but that was
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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety eight. He was actually he was a rookie.
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Speaker 1: He played in nineteen He was on the team in
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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety eight, but he didn't play, so he was
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Speaker 1: a rookie in nineteen ninety nine.
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Speaker 2: But Mark Sanchez's Jets were trash and he I can,
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Speaker 2: I can look.
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Speaker 1: It up if you want. It just really bothers you.
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Speaker 1: You're annoyed by this? You want me to look this up?
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Speaker 1: Don't you want me to look up the odds. I'm
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Speaker 1: going to the odds archive and look it up if
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Speaker 1: you want. I can't do it right the second, but
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Speaker 1: I will look it up if you want. You're annoyed
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Speaker 1: by that. You really believe it's Mark Chances. You think
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Speaker 1: the Jet You realize one hundred and fifty to one though,
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Speaker 1: are massive odds, Like even most bad teams are like
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Speaker 1: one hundred to one, not one hundred and fifty to one.
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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, Mark Chances and Jets were trash. I my
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Speaker 2: money of is on that you overlooked it.
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Speaker 1: You think I overlooked You're questioning my integrity that you're
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Speaker 1: talking about the nine? Are you talking about the nine Jets?
23:33
Speaker 1: That's what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, all right, I'll
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Speaker 1: go back and look at the odds for the Nine Jets.
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Speaker 1: I do not believe I'm overlooking the Nine Jets with
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Speaker 1: sexy erection rex Ryde because remember the Jets. You have
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Speaker 1: to remember though, the Jets the year before were nine
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Speaker 1: and seven, so they had a winning record. So why
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Speaker 1: would they be one hundred and fifty to one the
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Speaker 1: following year They had a winning record with Mangini the
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Speaker 1: year before eight.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because they fired Mangini and but they.
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Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. They had a winning They had
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Speaker 1: a winning record.
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Speaker 2: Until you put me wrong.
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Speaker 1: You're wrong, No, you're wrong. You don't understand how odds
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Speaker 1: were if a team had a winning record, it doesn't
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Speaker 1: matter if they changed the coach, in the quarterback, you're
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Speaker 1: still not going to be one hundred. Do you realize
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Speaker 1: how bad you have to be to be one hundred
24:15
Speaker 1: and fifty to one or worse to win? Uh? You know,
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Speaker 1: before the season to win the Super Bowl?
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Speaker 2: Well, I take d L.
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Speaker 1: Take d L. Hank. Take d L. Hank in Tokyo.
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Speaker 5: I have the preseason odds right right here from the
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Speaker 5: Nine Jets the two thousand and nine NFL preseason odds. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: the Jets were plus four thousand.
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Speaker 1: They were. No, they were not. Look I'm looking at
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Speaker 1: it right now. No they were not. You're wrong, You're wrong,
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Speaker 1: You're wrong. I just looked it up.
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Speaker 5: I don't know what you want what you want from
24:50
Speaker 5: looking at I don't know what Pro Football Reference dot com.
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Speaker 1: No, that's not a gambling website. They don't. No, stop, boomshock.
24:57
Speaker 1: They don't know what they're talking. Pro Football rets a
24:59
Speaker 1: nerd site. That's not a gambling site. It's a stat site.
25:03
Speaker 1: That's not a gambling heard of them.
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Speaker 5: Historical preseason odds courtesy of sports oddshistory dot com.
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Speaker 4: Thank you very much, boom.
25:13
Speaker 1: Take the l hank you lost. He's making that up.
25:16
Speaker 1: Hoop's making that up over there.
25:18
Speaker 2: So one more thing, Uh, every Bill is a great caller,
25:21
Speaker 2: even before his transformation. He's always been a good caller.
25:25
Speaker 2: And two more things, Uh, Coop changing his mind on
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Speaker 2: you winning the Uh? Uh?
25:35
Speaker 4: The ask ask that was.
25:37
Speaker 2: That was comedy goal, that was not you have to
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Speaker 2: build whatever.
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Speaker 1: That's a loss. It's mallard of the third degree. How
25:43
Speaker 1: dare you? And and there are no all sales are
25:46
Speaker 1: final once Coop makes his mind up, no gives back.
25:48
Speaker 5: It was it was like it was like a reflex
25:50
Speaker 5: because I had been passing him so often lately, but
25:52
Speaker 5: I forgot that he had failed.
25:57
Speaker 1: You said that, you said it the first It was
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Speaker 1: a pass. It was a pass, Okay. You know how,
26:04
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when you score a touchdown and
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Speaker 1: you fumble the ball after you've crossed the goal line,
26:08
Speaker 1: it's still a touchdown. It doesn't matter. So I crossed
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Speaker 1: the goal line and I scored a touchdown, and then
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Speaker 1: maybe there was a fumble after that, but it doesn't
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Speaker 1: count because I'd already crossed. Everything stopped. Time stops at
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Speaker 1: that point.
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Speaker 2: Mark Sanchez plus four thousand.
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Speaker 1: You're wrong. You're all wrong. You're completely wrong. All right,
26:27
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, go away, Hank. I'm glad that
26:30
Speaker 1: cost you a lot of money, Hank to call the show.
26:35
Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Let's see who do we have?
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Speaker 1: Blind Scott is on the North end of Boston. Hello
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Speaker 1: blind Scott.
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Speaker 4: Oh Ben, I want to ask a sports question. First,
26:46
Speaker 4: do you think if the Celtics trade Peyton Richard and
26:49
Speaker 4: Sam Houser, Like it's just possibility because those guys are
26:52
Speaker 4: cheap and they could get someone else for them.
26:56
Speaker 1: Are you panicking because they lay lost to the Atlanta
26:58
Speaker 1: Hawks the other day? Is that no?
27:00
Speaker 4: Because I know Peyton Prichard's girls well wife, like my
27:04
Speaker 4: mom worked with his mother, so I follow them on
27:06
Speaker 4: social media. Hey, dude, the best thing way to ever
27:09
Speaker 4: get away from the police, if you want to get
27:11
Speaker 4: away from him, you go aerial because they don't want
27:13
Speaker 4: to climb stuff because they could fall and get hurt.
27:16
Speaker 4: And if you're ever are going to get bit by
27:17
Speaker 4: one of those police dogs, turn and let it bite
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Speaker 4: you right in like where your back is, backside, because
27:22
Speaker 4: those things will really hurt you.
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Speaker 1: You know that's a non sequor. You pivoted from Midcenter
27:30
Speaker 1: being traded to how to avoid the cops. Yeah, if
27:34
Speaker 1: you're running away from the cops.
27:35
Speaker 4: Like, I wasn't a big fan of that angry Bill
27:38
Speaker 4: comment last hour when he made that comment about the blinds.
27:41
Speaker 4: You know they're guys, they're real dirt bag. He pretends
27:44
Speaker 4: like he's nice, but you know he's lived. He's been
27:46
Speaker 4: a privileged guy his whole life. He's eighty years old
27:49
Speaker 4: and he's still working and here he is making fun
27:51
Speaker 4: of from School for the Blind man, it's terrible, Like
27:54
Speaker 4: I would.
27:55
Speaker 1: Say, you wouldn't you argue though, if you're eighty year old,
27:57
Speaker 1: if you're in your eighties and you're still working, you
27:59
Speaker 1: probably aren't living a privileged life because you're still work.
28:03
Speaker 1: Like the privileged are the people who get to retire
28:05
Speaker 1: and don't have to work. That's the privileged life.
28:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want me to tell you all about Italy.
28:09
Speaker 4: I know all about the country because I'm from the
28:11
Speaker 4: north end. Like Italy. There's Rome, and there's Naples. There's
28:15
Speaker 4: the Amualt Be Coast. It's in the Mediterranean. In June,
28:18
Speaker 4: it will be really hot there, one hundred degrees fahrenheit,
28:22
Speaker 4: like extremely hot with humidity. But it's beautiful. The men there,
28:25
Speaker 4: they're like romantic type.
28:27
Speaker 2: You know.
28:27
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of this Body by Jake. I
28:29
Speaker 4: can't get enough to be Body by Jake's videos lately.
28:32
Speaker 4: This is like I love these traumatic stories and a
28:34
Speaker 4: Body by Jake. He's going through it right now. If
28:37
Speaker 4: you haven't seen it on social media, you know what
28:39
Speaker 4: I mean. So I'm a big fan. I'm gonna spend
28:41
Speaker 4: most of the day watching Body by Jake videos. I
28:44
Speaker 4: didn't realize he is he really Jake Glade and his brother.
28:48
Speaker 4: They're both brothers, right, did you know that?
28:52
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. I know Jay's brother is
28:55
Speaker 1: like a big workout. I don't know if that's is
28:58
Speaker 1: that true?
29:00
Speaker 4: Maybe it is, dude, This is like a California wildfire story.
29:03
Speaker 4: They live like within miles of each other, but by
29:05
Speaker 4: body by Jake's house burned down like he lost everything
29:08
Speaker 4: in Jake Glaziers, howich is fine? It was like, these
29:11
Speaker 4: are crazy stories come out of the wildfire.
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Speaker 1: Like, no, it's terrible, it's horrible. I my one of
29:17
Speaker 1: my old radio partners, Patrick O'Neil is his home burned
29:20
Speaker 1: down in the Oh.
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Speaker 4: We should go state in front of it, Ben me
29:22
Speaker 4: and you and get big social media clicks and say
29:25
Speaker 4: like Saint Pat.
29:26
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that's terrible. No, that's horrible.
29:30
Speaker 4: I need, dude, I need a rehabilitation here, you know
29:33
Speaker 4: what I mean? You know, I need people to come
29:35
Speaker 4: back to me. So that would be like I got
29:37
Speaker 4: to get out there, you know, I got to be
29:38
Speaker 4: out there on the front line. You know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well fight You always talk about flying
29:43
Speaker 1: out to LA and.
29:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a resident in San Francisco once we
29:48
Speaker 4: were in the tenderloin me and my tough guy buddy
29:50
Speaker 4: from Boston, and they beat up this guy and I
29:52
Speaker 4: couldn't get away because I was blind, and the police
29:54
Speaker 4: made me and the guy that was beat up sitting
29:56
Speaker 4: in the back of the paddy wagon for a while.
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Speaker 4: It's like, really really.
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Speaker 1: Awkward, you know, sure? I bet? Yeah? All right, well,
30:02
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for sharing with the class. There he
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Speaker 1: goes our friend blind Scott Blind is weed Man? There
30:10
Speaker 1: by the way, do we have the weed Man? Oh?
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Speaker 1: Are you hello, weed Man? Are you there? Weed Man?
30:14
Speaker 1: You ready for the jokes? Weed Man? Yes? Yeah? How
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Speaker 1: many times you've been arrested?
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Speaker 4: A lot?
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Speaker 1: I know that, I know that, But how many?
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Speaker 2: I like, a hundred times?
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Speaker 4: A lot of times?
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Speaker 2: Really the count?
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Speaker 1: All right? All right, well, hold on, we have a
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Speaker 1: full giant block of Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
30:35
Speaker 1: But and also Ferg Dog says, Ben, you're right, coops
30:37
Speaker 1: looking up doctor's stats. So Ferg Dog has ruled on that.
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Speaker 1: So oh sure, that's the the end of it. That's
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Speaker 1: the end of it. He is the judging moderator on
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Speaker 1: these type of issues. All right, we met, hold on,
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Speaker 1: we have big Ben's lame Jokes of the Week for
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Speaker 1: Big Gun's lame jokes, Actual jokes by actual list. Are
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Speaker 1: you there, weed man, hippie? Yeah, I love you d
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Speaker 1: make me laugh, make me laugh. No, you're not gonna
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Speaker 1: make me laugh. All right, that's that's your line. You
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Speaker 1: didn't you didn't follow the script he said it? Oh
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32:31
Speaker 1: how can we be certain that Lizzo's favorite What what
32:34
Speaker 1: Lizzo's favorite munchy is? Oh, the proof is in the pudding.
32:40
Speaker 1: That's a surfer, Todd the comedian. How big is Lizzo's mouth?
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Speaker 4: How big?
32:48
Speaker 1: Well, it's so big she eats her subway sandwich sideways sideways.
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Speaker 1: Noah in Austin and send us that. Did you know
32:58
Speaker 1: that Lizzo is getting less exercise now than before? Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: it only takes her four trips the whole ass instead
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Speaker 1: of six. George and George and Uvaldi Texas sent that
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Speaker 1: one in. Why don't we see Lizzo as much as
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Speaker 1: we used to?
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Speaker 4: Why?
33:19
Speaker 1: Well, because she's not round anymore. How did Lizzo know
33:28
Speaker 1: she reached her weight loss goal? How well, it turns
33:33
Speaker 1: out the moons that used to circle her crash to
33:37
Speaker 1: the ground. That said, Joe in Virginia Beach, Thank you
33:40
Speaker 1: for that, Joe. He's were actual jokes by actual listeners.
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Speaker 1: What did the whales sing when Lizzo jumped into the ocean?
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Speaker 1: What we are family? That's Kevin from Parts On. No
33:54
Speaker 1: one sent that one in. When was the last time
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Speaker 1: weed Man had a shower? When the last time it rained?
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Speaker 1: That's the last time. That's a circuit tile because it
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Speaker 1: rains a lot in Miami, so you get a lot
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Speaker 1: of showers, right, weed Man a lot of rain? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I know. Did you know it is finally time to
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Speaker 1: quit comparing weed Man hippie to crap?
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Speaker 4: Wow?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's because it's degrading the crap. That's why.
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Speaker 1: That's John in Youngstown, Ohio. Coop, you got any jokes
34:26
Speaker 1: over there? It's big Ben Lame. Big Ben's lame jokes
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Speaker 1: of the week. Uh maybe maybe all right, Coops? Thinking
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Speaker 1: about that. NBC has announced that weed Man and Lizzo
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Speaker 1: will be replacing Me and Looney next season. Because I've
34:41
Speaker 1: been writing the vomit comment on my picks. How about
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Speaker 1: that weed Man?
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Speaker 4: Wow? Why?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? The show's gonna be renamed two Jabbroni's versus a
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Speaker 1: brainless inanimate object, with Lizzo sometimes singing like Moony and
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Speaker 1: weed Man scooping up the loose change. That's Tom, very
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Speaker 1: detailed Tom in parts unknown. Did you know that weed
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Speaker 1: Man is not just dirty and smelly, he's also a moron? Well, yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's Tony from the basis. Sorry, I had to sneak
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Speaker 1: in a fun fact. All right, if someone named a
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Speaker 1: new country after weed Man, what would it be? What
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Speaker 1: dirt Bagistan? Noah? Noah in Austin. What is weed Man's
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Speaker 1: favorite city to live in? What that would be? Weed California? Weed, California.
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Speaker 1: I love it there. Yeah, that's Kevin in Alaska. We Man,
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Speaker 1: guys in Alaska are busting your balls? How great is that?
35:48
Speaker 1: You're annoying people in Alaska? All right, very good. This
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Speaker 1: one's from Terry and Saint Paul. He says, why didn't
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Speaker 1: weed Man attend his high school prom? Why he does
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Speaker 1: not believe been pre marital dating? Well that's why that's
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Speaker 1: all all all right? What are weed man hippies? Two
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Speaker 1: known allergies? What money and work? Money and work? That's
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Speaker 1: Darryl of the Ozarks. Daryl was at the Kansas City
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Speaker 1: meet and greet. You know he's going through some stuff,
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Speaker 1: So good luck, Darryl. Kick that kick that behind there.
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Speaker 1: Why is weed Man a liar? Why? Well, you said
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Speaker 1: you had no allergies, but everyone knows you're allergic to
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Speaker 1: work and rose old Minnesota. What happens when weed Man
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Speaker 1: gets too high?
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Speaker 4: Why?
36:40
Speaker 1: Well you sit on the TV and you watch the
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Speaker 1: couch Ken Kevin in parts unknown? Why doesn't weed Man
36:48
Speaker 1: have any close friends? No close friends? Why we've been
36:53
Speaker 1: you keep smoking your best buds? Man? What's wrong with you? Dude?
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Speaker 1: That's that's a chip in Maine? Has sent that one?
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Speaker 1: Jokes over there? Coop a little? Anything at all? What
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Speaker 1: do you no? Okay? Now, Frank and Fargo sent a
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Speaker 1: poem in but I can't This is very long, Frank,
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Speaker 1: it's good, but I roses of red, viles of blue,
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Speaker 1: and I can't read that poetry because it's too long
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Speaker 1: for you. All Right, here we go. Let's see what's
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Speaker 1: hollering James's favorite rock band? What zz's Ezzy Top? That's
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Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas? Why did Los Angeles run out of
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Speaker 1: water during the recent wildfires?
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 1: Two words helmet man? That's from the Marina chef. You
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Speaker 1: know my yeah, he said weed man. Helmet man said
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Speaker 1: he takes two hour showers. Two hours in a shower. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that is How do you ever shower? Weed man? Or no? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: oh you do all right? How long are your shower?
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Speaker 1: Ten minutes? Yeah? About ten minutes? A little less than that.
37:57
Speaker 1: What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 1: A meltdown? Come on, that's obvious a meltdown. That's Chris
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Speaker 1: in so Capitol Valley, he says, I guess that's An
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Speaker 1: in Orange County. Why hasn't Gunner been promoted at Walmart?
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 1: Well, he refuses to become a fan of the Waltons
38:20
Speaker 1: Denver Broncos, so I cannot be promoted. That's Ethan, Roseville, Minnesota.
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Speaker 1: What is blind Scott's favorite football defense? What? Lights out?
38:31
Speaker 1: He's a big fan of lights out? That's Eric in Kansas.
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Speaker 1: Why did cows wear bells? Why? Because their orange don't work?
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Speaker 1: That's why? That's Kathy and Madison sent that one in.
38:46
Speaker 1: Did did you hear about the new term to describe
38:48
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey's relationship with his girlfriend? Wha? What it's called
38:53
Speaker 1: being swifty? Whipped is what it's being called. That's a
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Speaker 1: Gordon in the call the What did Angry Bill say
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Speaker 1: when he heard Caitlin Clark Stocker was arrested this week?
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Speaker 1: What he said, there goes my competition. I'm now the
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Speaker 1: president of the Caitlin Clark fan Club. What did Cayler
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Speaker 1: Burry say when he didn't have enough cash to tip
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Speaker 1: his server? What he said? I'm sorry, I'm a little short,
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Speaker 1: That's what he said. Did you know that Blair and
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Speaker 1: Mayne called the Queen of Heart segment he would need
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Speaker 1: he would need the needle or move the needle. Rather
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Speaker 1: he called the Queen of Hearts segment? Why yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: because then he would zip up after that's Tony the Bay,
39:41
Speaker 1: all right, wow. Why don't why don't cannibals cook instant
39:45
Speaker 1: Why don't cannibals cook instant noodles? Why they prefer raw men?
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Speaker 1: Raw men? As tench from Atlanta, thank you, Lame Jokes
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