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Big Stu-ey: Boohoo Bon Jovi (w/ Stugotz and Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gatz and Hawkman.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Time of our lives! A time of our lives, man.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Look at you.
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how delighted I am. I saw someone,
• 0:15
  Speaker 3: I was at a sandwich shop in... where's Cypress Creek,
• 0:21
  Speaker 3: maybe Pompano beach over the weekend, met some friends and
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: there were just some listeners at a table across the way.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: And the guy pointed at me and he goes, I mean,
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you come here.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: I said, I mean, I'm on top of the world.
• 0:35
  Speaker 4: If he just said hello, it would not mean nearly
• 0:37
  Speaker 4: as much as him saying, I.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: Mean, I'm kidding. Not, it just feels right.
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: Um, on the last with Stu Gotson, Hockman episode, uh,
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: We had talked about Stugatz's fake Tony Dungy Twitter account.
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: And a bunch of people texted me screenshots. And the
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: tweets are from 2010. So this is while I was
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: still on the show. I just don't think I ever
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: really paid attention or I just have no recollection that
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: you were doing fake Tony Dungy.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: But.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: Someone had DM me about it and I brought it
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: up and you recalled that you were just kind of
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: over Tony Dungy.
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  Speaker 2: Being, you know, holier than thou was like, Hey, curse
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  Speaker 2: once in a while. Right.
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I remember asking Dan during a commercial break, I'm like,
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: you ever think that Tony Dungy just lets loose and
• 1:31
  Speaker 4: just starts, you know, you know, he curses, perhaps, you know,
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  Speaker 4: we'll go out once in a while and just flirt
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  Speaker 4: with some women at a bar, like just anything wacky,
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  Speaker 4: crazy and dance like no way. It's Tony Dungy, dude.
• 1:42
  Speaker 4: And I thought, so it was a wild, wild West
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: social media back then, Hawk, as you, as you can recall,
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  Speaker 4: and you're just trying to create accounts that would get
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: some traction.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: And this was one of them. I mean, well, I
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  Speaker 3: can see why it did. Here's the tweet from August 19th, 2010.
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  Speaker 2: Just cut my finger. Fuck. Which is funny because it's
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Tony Dungy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But then it starts to ramp up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The next day, fuck, it's hot out today. And then
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  Speaker 3: the next day, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is so great.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor, he called me while we were on break to
• 2:26
  Speaker 4: tell me that he was laughing out loud at the
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: fake Tony Dungy Twitter account.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: Because you really went for it on this account.
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: Step too far. And I think that was Mike who
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  Speaker 4: said that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Got a nooner in today. I love to fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Now that I'm thinking about it, Tony was railing against
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: the F word.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: He had some stance against that word in particular. Got
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  Speaker 2: a nooner in today. I love to fuck. Yeah.
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: That is funny when you imagine Tony Dungy saying it.
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  Speaker 2: He's never said that in his entire life. You don't
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: think he ever said, I love to fuck? No.
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: You don't think even with his boys, you know, drinking
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: at the bar, you know what I love to do?
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: I love to fuck. It's him.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: It's Peyton.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: It's Edrin James. Yep, Saturday. Boys. Who are Tony Dungy's boys?
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: Who does it when he's like, hey, man, we got
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: we got to we got to get we got to
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: go to the shake spot, have a couple of drinks.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: Who does Tony Dungy have on the text thread? Jim Sorge.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: That's who it is.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: Curtis Painter.
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, it's not Reggie Wayne.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's just Jim Sorge and Curtis Painter.
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: It's guys who don't care if they fuck. I want
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  Speaker 3: to bring back the fake Tony Dungy account now.
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  Speaker 2: It's all yours.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's funny.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: I want to do fake Curtis Painter.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: Um, One of the other things that we talked about
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: on the last episode was Kevin Arnovitz. And someone had DM'd,
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: I love when you play Kevin Arnovitz over that ZZ
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  Speaker 3: Top song. I didn't remember what it was. And you
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: shockingly had remembered that he was a basketball writer and
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: we would have him on. So I didn't remember the
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  Speaker 3: entirety of why we had the Kevin Arnovitz song. And
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: someone was nice enough to DM it to me. He says,
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: the ZZ Top thing, I guess you guys don't remember fully.
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: When LeBron got to Miami, you were all heat all
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: the time. You had lots of basketball guests, including Tim Legler.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: You being you, meaning me, he was always introduced with
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  Speaker 3: ZZ Top legs. Much like the games, this drove Dan
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: crazy over time. I remember it got to the point
• 5:25
  Speaker 3: that it made the suey montage with Dan angrily yelling,
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  Speaker 3: no ZZ Top as legs played underneath. Eventually, Kevin Arnovitz
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: was going to come on the show. You guys were
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: talking about him coming on and Dan said something to
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: the effect of, I'm just glad we won't have to
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  Speaker 3: hear ZZ Top when he comes on. And then, of course,
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: you being you, just sang his name over legs, and
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: the rest is history.
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: So there you go. That is where the Kevin Arnovitz
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: jingle came from. An important lesson there. First off, great listener.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Just to remember all of that in a way that
• 6:04
  Speaker 4: we don't. But secondly, and this is a lesson of
• 6:08
  Speaker 4: Hawk is ever producing your show or on your show.
• 6:10
  Speaker 4: Don't tell Hawk not.
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  Speaker 2: To do something. He's going to do it.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 2: Rule number one.
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: The more you tell me something that you don't like,
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: something that annoys you, you don't want done.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's a personality flaw. I'm not telling you that I'm
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: not in the wrong. That is a personality flaw I've
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  Speaker 3: had it my entire life.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: You're the Lane Kiffin of executive producers.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: You tell Lane he can't do something, he's doing it.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: So.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: I was listening. This is so great.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: The actual Levitard show, I believe the SUI Awards are
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: going on right now. And I had a bunch of
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: people DM me, hey, why don't you do some classic SUIs?
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: This one that we're going to play on today's episode,
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: this is your resume. This is your CV. This is
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: a documentary of your radio career. Like you have never
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: been better encapsulated. as to who you are on the
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: radio and what you brought to the Levitard show more
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: than this SUI award from 2010. I was crying laughing
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: listening to this. By the way, I want.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: You both to pay attention because these are Stugatz dismissals.
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: These are best Stugatz dismissals from the 2010 SUI awards.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: He is extraordinarily hard on my radio partner, Channing Crowder.
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  Speaker 3: There is a dismissal in here. It's not the one
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  Speaker 3: we've played previously.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I was shocked at how much you dismissed Channing Crowder,
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: who at that time was starting linebacker for the Miami Dolphins.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, this category became right.
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  Speaker 4: And who I've asked to, to come on the show
• 8:00
  Speaker 4: and has been on this show, or at least on
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: Stigazza company.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: Um, This became, Dan would say, as we got closer
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  Speaker 4: to like 15, 16, 2018 in that.
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  Speaker 2: Area at ESPN, this was like our best picture category.
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  Speaker 4: It is the suey that everyone grew to look the
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  Speaker 4: most forward to.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's me just going off in all different directions.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and the funny thing is, the moment you say
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  Speaker 3: someone's name and you do it in a certain intonation,
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  Speaker 3: it's a dismissal.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, Channing Crowder. It always starts with the person's name, right? Yes. Ah, so-and-so.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: So this to me, this is.
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: Just a work of art. Like if you're not in
• 8:46
  Speaker 3: love with Stugatz the radio personality already, you better be
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: after you listen to the 2010 SUI Awards.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is.
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  Speaker 3: This is the 2010 SUI's best Stugatz dismissal.
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  Speaker 2: And again, listen about halfway through.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: For how extraordinarily hard he dismisses Jan and Crowder.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing?
• 9:15
  Speaker 6: Stugatz?
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: You're an ass!
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: He's a know-it-all jackass that always has opinions on things,
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  Speaker 5: even if he doesn't know what he's talking about. And
• 9:25
  Speaker 5: lots of times, Stugatz will just dismiss something without giving
• 9:29
  Speaker 5: it any thought. It's part of the charm, if you will,
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: of Stugatz.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: Stugatz has charm? What am I thinking? The man is
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: a monkey. He doesn't have charm. He throws feces at people.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Look out!
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  Speaker 2: Stugatz poop coming at you.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't want to dismiss this award because I
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  Speaker 5: don't want to be like Stugatz. So here it is,
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  Speaker 5: the best Stugatz dismissal for the 2010 SUI Awards.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Here are the nominees for Best Stugatz Dismissal as heard
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: on the Dan Levitard Show for the 2010 SUI Awards.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Bon Jovi.
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  Speaker 4: Whenever I hear a Bon Jovi or another rock star
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  Speaker 4: say something like that, oh, it's so lonely at the top.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: It's so lonely when I go back to my hotel room.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Boo hoo. Knock it off, Bon Jovi. Seriously.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: Such a tough life for Jon Bon Jovi. Oh, it's
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: so lonely in the hotel room after I sing in
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: front of 80,000 people and take in yet another $ 5 million.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: Boo-hoo!
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Dolphin's decision-making.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Pat White.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: Could add Michael Vick for a million dollars. Pretty sure
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: someone or a couple of people suggested that to old Bill.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: You know what they could have gotten for a second-round
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: pick for Pat White? Tony Gonzalez. Oh, no, but they
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: have Fasano.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: They're fine there.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz dismisses Al Michaels.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Like Al Michaels?
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Well, wow. He's better than you. Too bad, Al.
• 11:05
  Speaker 6: Or Mike Tirico. Who's better than who?
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: Gus is better. He's better. Than Al? Al's been boring
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: for about a decade now. Seriously. Propped up by Madden
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: for a couple of years.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses BJ Penn.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: Did I read somewhere that pound for pound chalked it
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: up to a sinus problem?
• 11:23
  Speaker 7: He didn't chalk it up to a sinus problem. Some
• 11:25
  Speaker 7: of his people chalked it up to a sinus problem.
• 11:28
  Speaker 7: We'll get some pseudofit.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz dismisses Denver Bronco fans.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: I've told Bronco fans that they don't need to watch
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: the remainder of the season.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Go skiing.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz dismisses Chad Ochocinco.
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm going to put around $ 30, 000 on the side
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: because I know I'm going to have to pay Goodell
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: this week because I want to wear a sombrero.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: Mojo Zico. Let me create my own network.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Jeez. Stugatz dismisses Channing Crowder.
• 11:56
  Speaker 6: Crowder came so close to touching the ball yesterday.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: So close.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: Can he zip it up, by the way? Make a play.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Remember a couple of years ago, we criticized every... I didn't,
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: but a lot of people criticized Joey Porter because he
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: would not stop talking and they would never win.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Well, Channing Crowder's doing the same thing. Zip it up.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Stugas dismisses Chris Collinsworth.
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: So it's going to be Chris Collinsworth's first game replacing
• 12:22
  Speaker 7: John Madden.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Correct. Can't stand Collinsworth.
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Blowhorn. Collinsworth? I don't know. Too smart. Thinks he's too smart.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Don't like him. What did he ever do, by the way?
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: Chris Collinsworth was a pretty good NFL receiver, Stugatz.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Really? Stugatz dismisses ESPN's Tiger Woods press conference coverage.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I think Mike Tirico comes off as a jackass
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: today sitting a mile away in a lawn dissecting what
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: Tiger Woods said. Hey, Mike, you're invited. Sit a mile away.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: Sit on a lawn chair and tell me about what
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Tiger said.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: What an embarrassment.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: You're the voice of Monday Night Football. Him and Rinaldi.
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: Lawn chairs. Breaking it down. A mile away.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Joke. Stugatz dismisses the Florida Panthers.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Just win. Just make the playoffs.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: Stop telling everyone you're going to make the playoffs and
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: actually make the playoffs.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Hines Ward crying.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Hines Ward. I don't know. A little too much.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: He cares.
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  Speaker 6: He cares deeply.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: He cares passionately.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: You want to know the people that should cry last night, Dan?
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: The people that had the Steelers minus six. Those should
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: be the people crying. Hines Ward.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Latt.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Jake Long.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Jake Long. Highest paid tackle in the NFL.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: Funny.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Funny.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Played 16 games. Jake Long.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Let's pay him a lot of money. How about show up?
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: Did Joey Porter play yesterday?
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did Jake Long?
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses James Posey.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, the Heat won a championship. James Posey. Celtics won
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: a championship. James Posey. Now I'm James Posey and I'm
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: going to go to the Hornets and win them a championship.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: God, that's nonsense. I mean, think about that. James Posey. Posey.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: The socks up to his knees. He's the reason teams
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: are winning championships. James Posey.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: He doesn't win anyone championships. People win him championships. He
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: doesn't win anyone a championship.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Well, he helps out. Yeah, yeah.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Jerry Rice.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Jerry Rice, screw him.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz dismisses Kimbo Slice.
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: Kimbo's not very good at this, let's be honest. Well,
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: he's good at street fighting. He's not somebody I would
• 14:34
  Speaker 7: want to fight in a street fight. He lost to
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: a fat guy and a guy with pink hair.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: It's enough.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Enough.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Stu Gatz dismisses Mike Conley and Mario Chalmers.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Mike Conley can take a seat. You know who else
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: can take a seat? Mario Chalmers. He can take a seat.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses the Monday Night Football crew.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Tirico is the most overrated play-by-play guy in the business.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I can't stand Jaworski. I've been telling you that for
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: years now. I just can't stand him. I'm a sports dork.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: I could care less about going to the NFL Films
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: headquarter and breaking down play-by-play of every game.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Could care less. Don't want it. It's the worst, and
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: they're terrible. And Tirico. Oh, Tirico.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Nick Johnson.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Well, he's disappointed us. Don't get hurt.
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: He got hurt. You can't control how you get hurt.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: What do you mean, don't get hurt?
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: They traded prospects for Nick Johnson. Don't get hurt. In
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: the middle of a pennant run.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Stugas dismisses Pat Riley.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Has Pat Riley failed Dwayne Wade? Seriously.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Has Riley and the organization, because Dan, all these other teams,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: all the other contenders went out and made moves, and
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: they haven't done a single thing. What have they done
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: for Dwayne Wade? They got him Jermaine O'Neal, a broken
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Jermaine O'Neal. He's going to leave here, and he should
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: leave here. He's failed, Dwayne Wade. Failed the fans. Failed
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: the city.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses soccer.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Soccer.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Soccer. Ooh, okay.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Soccer. It's not a sport.
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? Soccer's not a sport.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? It's a sport? One-nothing's a sport? Hmm, fun.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Stephen Ross.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Stephen Ross says buying the Dolphins wasn't a shrewd investment.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: We'll get to that in a second.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you when I start feeling bad for him.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I'll let you know. Check back in about 10 years.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Tiger Woods.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Tiger, he's learned something.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: He's picked a couple of clinical terms, and now he's
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: going to run with them for the remainder of time. Here, world,
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: here's my clinical terms. It is nonsense. Tiger learned nothing
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: in that place. He's not a sex addict. He'll never
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: be a sex addict. He's just like every other guy
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: who enjoys sex. But that's what happened. He came out
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: with a couple of clinical terms. I stripped myself down
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: and I looked at myself in the mirror and I'm
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: a bad person.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Utah probably has more of a right to the U
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: than the U has to the U.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they don't. You can't do that if you're Utah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Just be the Utes and shut up. For as smart
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: as Lance Briggs was for ditching his Lamborghini on the
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: side of the road and running through the woods is
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: as dumb as Will Allen was for driving up to
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: a cop twice the legal limit.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Have fun in jail.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Stugatz dismisses Jake Long again.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: I'm listening to Stugatz during the break. He gave me
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: a little private show. Do you want to say that
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: on air, what you just said to me? I don't
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: know whether you want to or don't about Jake Long.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a bust.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: And those are your nominees for Best Stugas Dismissal, as
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: heard on the Dan Levitard Show for the 2010 SUI Awards.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, holy shit. That is loaded.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Years after I said Wade was going to leave and
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Riley had failed Miami, he got Wade, LeBron James, and
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Chris Bosh.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Kind of didn't fail the city.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: You heard the building blocks of my soccer take.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, all of it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: My guess is you don't think Mike Tirico is a
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: terrible broadcaster. My guess is you don't think Chris Collinsworth
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: is a terrible broadcaster.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I will admit this to you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I have asked both of them to join us on
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: the show over the last six months.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: And Tariq has become a friend. He might be the
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: best broadcaster we've ever had.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: He literally might be the best play-by-play broadcaster that sports
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: has ever had. The most versatile play-by-play broadcaster in the
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: history of sport.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's fantastic.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Or Jake Long.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Great. Jake Long took it on the chin there. The
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Utah Utes one is one of the funniest things. Just
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: be the Utes. Shut up.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I'd like to play.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I think the 2018 dismissals was the most listened to
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: that we've ever done. There is a moment where I
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: blame Marcus Aldridge for calling him a bum. He doesn't
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: get back on defense. And I blame him for losing
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: a game that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: The Spurs actually... that the Spurs won. That is... I
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: applaud you. I applaud you.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, that is masterful radio character 101. The whole
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: idea of this pod was to relive some of the
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: funny Levitard show moments that we all experienced and take
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: it behind the curtain.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: That show... is not as successful as.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: It was without that particular Stugatz character. Stugatz character is multifaceted.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: And when I say the character, obviously there's realities as
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: to who you are with the character, but it's also
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: a radio character. But Stugatz being able to do that
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: at the drop of a hat when anyone was brought
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: up or any topic was brought up gave Dan the
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: opportunity to then say.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: You're a Neanderthal.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: You're not looking at the rest of the story. You're
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: just dismissing Tiger Woods and Dan's, you know.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: M.O.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Was to go deeper than what the Neanderthal would go.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: And you play that role to perfection. Well, thank you.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's why the show worked. It's we needed hot takes.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: We needed sports radio. Those are things that Dan is
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: not going to do. He's not going to give him.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: He's very measured. He's going to sit back. He's going
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: to let the story develop. But that's not what sports
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: radio was about. It's not what sports radio is about.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: And so I was happy to fill that void for him.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: It also gave him time just to kind of think
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: and get his thoughts together because I would go on forever.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't care. Listen, audience, I don't care
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: about Jake Long that much. I certainly don't care about
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: him to rip them not once, but twice in a
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: single season, but that's what sports radio is, you know?
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: And it allowed Dan, it became more distinct his takes
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: because it's one thing to come on the air. You know,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: if Dan was doing the show alone and say, I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: know most of you are willing to dismiss Tiger Woods
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: apology as being a fake apology, but here's what I'm
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: thinking is, It's another thing to actually hear someone dismiss
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: it and then be able to debate that person, that Neanderthal,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: as to why it's a really, you know, top of
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: the iceberg opinion and you're not seeing the rest of
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: the iceberg that's under the water.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: And it would drive Dan crazy when most people agree
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Well, that really was the funny thing. um, end result
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: of most of that, which is Dan for, I, it
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: was naive to think so many years. He's like, oh,
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: and then people will see the way that I look
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: at things and they will applaud me as this hero
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: and text after text would come in.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Like Stu gots nailed it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You're so wrong, Dan, you know, the emails would come
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: in and be like, Stugatz nailed it again.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You're wrong. It's such a great snapshot on society.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Well, most people don't have the time that Dan had
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: on his hands to sit around and think about these
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: things and read and speak to people.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: We just form.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Opinions based on what it is we see or what
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: happens on Saturday and Sunday. And I was glad to
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: fill that. I don't want to talk to people. I
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: don't want to be measured.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go deeper than what I see.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I just want to rip someone.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: It's like, yes. And again, everybody's got their own personality.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying one's right, one's wrong. There are some
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: people who go, yeah, he's putting Jermaine O'Neal with Dwayne
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Wade right now, but he's thinking two, three seasons down
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: the line. So we don't look at stuff that way.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I just look at it and I go. Hey, Dwayne
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Wade's out there playing with Jermaine O'Neal. They're not going
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: to win anything. Like, wow, you're doing him a disservice. Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: he's going to leave.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I said that last season about Bam. I said, Bam's leaving.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Because Pat Riley can't put anyone around him.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: He can't sit.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden Giannis is here and
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Clay Thompson is here. And I'm like, yeah, I don't
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: think Bam's going anywhere. I think Bam's staying exactly where
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: But I'll tell you this, you better step up and
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: they got to get to an Easter conference final. I mean,
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: enough of Bam. I'm tired of hearing about Bam, the
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: 83 points, this, that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: He's so great. He's not. Okay. Please. Seriously. Put it
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: on the poll, Taylor. Is it enough of Bam already?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Is it time to step up?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: That really is.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: That is like a snapshot of one of the greatest
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: artistes of our time.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: It's so funny. It's the biggest difference for me now is.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Dan would just say a name and I.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Would just go off. And I almost knew to go off. It's,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: it's much harder doing it the way we do now
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: where I'm the one driving. It's like, I can't just
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: say a name and then start going off.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Right. Right. There is a different role.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: There's a yin yang thing that has to happen for
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: me to be able to do that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Something to think about Taylor. I'm not kidding. Like you
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: played it flawlessly.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: He knew if he brings up Jake long, you just
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: dismiss him boss.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: He knew that if he brings up Channing Crowder, you're
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: going to say zip it.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like you just played it flawlessly. Yes.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: All right. Um, nicknames.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Let's do some nicknames here. Or you have some DMS here.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: What do you have?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: You want to, uh, now I just had that one
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: DM about Kevin Arnovitz. There were a bunch of DMS
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: and I appreciate everyone who does DM.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I was just wanting to get to that, uh, Sui
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: award today. So, uh, Uh, but you can keep on
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: DMing me.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: It's radio, Mark Hockman on Instagram stuff that you want
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: to hear on the show, on the pod.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: We're happy to play it. We'll get to it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I did get some DMS of like, I want to
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: hear fake Emmett Smith. So we'll get to that. I have,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I have a whole bunch of requests that we'll get
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: to at some point, but that 2010 Suey's Stu got dismissals.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I'm telling just the second time, listening to it right now,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: tears streaming down my.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Face that Utah Utes thing. Even the first one, Bon Jovi. Oh,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Bon Jovi. Boo hoo. It's like it is your character.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Like if you were doing the partner Dan needed for
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: this radio show and you created.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: A script, like the most perfectly written script, you were it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: But you were doing it unscripted. But that was exactly it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Just to let people inside, I had a moment last
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: night where I'm sitting watching tennis with my wife.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: It was suspicious.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: I forgot who he was taking on and he was
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: getting blown out. The announcers are like, can anything go
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: right for suspicious? And I'm saying to myself, you know what?
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Plenty's gone right for him. This guy is going to
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: lose this match. He's going to go home, fly home
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: in a private jet to a seven and a half
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: million dollar mansion.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: He's fine. He'll admit season four.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: He's a handsome guy with a great head of hair.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: One other thing, because there's an easy dismissal. You know
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: I've been promoting this T-shirt shop that my son does.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Did you see over the weekend Kirk Herbstreet's dog has
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: a store?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: What do you mean a store? In Baton Rouge. I
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: saw it. Did you see the actual store? It's what?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Fans of Pete or something? Pete Fan Club?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Pete's Fan Club.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: First person ever in history to own a dog, Kirk Herbstreet. Wow.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: So this has become a thing, right, where Kirk Herbstreet
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: was bringing his sick dog to all his broadcast events,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: and then that dog had passed away.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Then he got a new dog, Pete. Pete. And he
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: brings it everywhere. Adorable.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: And people have had enough of Kirk Herbstreet's dog.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: This has become this thing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I saw something online yesterday that said there is no
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: way on earth Anyone can hate a golden retriever unless
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: it's owned by Kirk Herbstreit.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Because he brings it everywhere.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: And the reason I bring it up is because I
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: promote my son's T-shirt shop relentlessly.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Do you know who runs the Pete's store, Taylor? It's
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: got to be his son. His two sons.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: He is doing for his sons what I was doing
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: for DJ, what I am doing for DJ. And so
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: now I have the complete opposite take. I love Kirk
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Herbstreet and his dog because he said to his son,
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: because he said the same thing that I say with DJ.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: DJ does all the graphic design.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: For the t-shirts. He built the store. He runs the store.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: He gets all the profits.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Kirk Herbstreet, his two sons do all the graphic design
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: stuff for Pete's fan club or whatever it's called.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: And they get all the money and they're the ones
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: running the store.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: It's the same exact thing, just on a larger level,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: but it gives me an opportunity to promote.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: If you like golden retrievers, go to a horse muffins.com.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Nothing to do with golden retrievers. But my son does have,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: this is starting to sell now, the I Mean t-shirt.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: I Mean.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: It's up there.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: The hamburguesa con queso shirt is up there.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: There's a whole bunch of stuff up there.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: There's a With Stu Gotts and Hockman podcast shirt up there.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: It's all at horsemuffins.com. And it does go to support my.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Son, DJ.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: And if you are a dog lover.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: go to Kirk Herbstreet's dog store in Baton Rouge and
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: buy some shirts there.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: We had Kirk on last year, I think, at the
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: UM game. He was on a bus that he sleeps
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: in close to campus. He had the dog with him.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: My daughters love Pete. You would love Kirk, Hawk. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: want to arrange an interview where it's me, you, Kirk,
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: and Pete.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: How about me, you, Kirk, his two sons, Pete and DJ,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: and my cat, Rocky.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Done. i'll let you know when i have it all
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: booked all right.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I'll give you uh three the website is horse muffins.com
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: go buy a t-shirt go buy.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: A t-shirt it would be really appreciated.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Um i'll give you three tennis nicknames since you were
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: watching tennis over the weekend are you good with the
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: okay yeah like i'm having a tough time looking at
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: some of these.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know if i can do i don't know
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: i mean i haven't watched tennis since bjorn borg okay
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: right since since the early 80s yeah ely nastassi that
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: was my kind of uh Nasty. That was his nickname.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I think that was his name. Elina Stassi. I'll give
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: you that one. Elina Stassi was nasty. I'll give you
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: that one. I'm looking for tennis players in my era.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Who else did I like? Do you remember Tracy Austin?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: American 18 won the US Open, I believe.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: It's a weird recall, Taylor. I can't remember. I have
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: no idea what happened over the weekend. It's remarkable, right?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Last episode, when you named the Hannity panel, Jim Miller
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: and Neil Bortz and Neil Bortz's dog.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yes. Now there's a dog you don't have to like.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Carlos Alcaraz.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not certain I know his nickname. It's just a
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: derivative of his name. Alcatraz. Do you know Taylor?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Carlitos.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Carlitos.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I'll give you that because Taylor can be your phone
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: a friend on that one. Oh, thank you. We've got two.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: All right, so we have Nasty and Carlitos. Like, this
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: is interesting to me. This won't count.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: But, like, Serena Williams. Like, you would think Serena would
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: have a nickname. Or Venus would have a nickname. They
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: don't have nicknames.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: I wasn't aware they didn't have nicknames. I'm not surprised
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: by it either, though.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Serena's nickname, according to Wikipedia, SW19. No, terrible. Nobody's ever
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: called her that once in their life, right?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: You just call her Serena. She's a one-name person. It's
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: just Serena, and everyone knows who you're talking about.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: How about John McEnroe? Johnny Mac. Mac and Brat. You're close.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Something with brat.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Super brat. We're going to give it to you. Super brat.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Super brat. That was good. All right.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: There you go. You got it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Listen, you got Ely Nastassi. That was the only one
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: that that's my wheelhouse. Ely Nastassi, Roscoe Tanner, Vetus Garalitis.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: You're talking about the heyday of tennis.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Roscoe Tanner was like the Dave Kingman of tennis, Taylor,
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: the biggest.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Serve you've ever seen.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Couldn't do anything else. Right.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: But if you got him the ground strokes, he was
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: going to get destroyed.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, who would have thought that in 2026, Stu
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Gatz and I would be breaking down Roscoe Tanner's ground game.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad we are.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gatz and Hawkman.