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Fossil Fuels Great for the Planet · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
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Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back Do not come.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
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Testecleese: Well, she never circled back, but he certainly came, and hello, welcome to the 347th episode of this season of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
0:45
Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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Testecleese: We're just a couple of guys drinking some beers, talking about, what's going on, current events kind of stuff.
0:54
Testecleese: Great!
0:57
Testecleese: Apparently, the DHS is, put out a list of, like, hostile judges against Trump.
1:05
Brian McFadden: Interesting.
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Brian McFadden: That's probably a long list.
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Testecleese: Well, first thing, I actually went looking for this list, I couldn't find it, but I didn't try that hard, to be fair.
1:16
Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
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Testecleese: I was… I was hoping to find Bosenberg, or whatever his name is.
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Brian McFadden: Oh, he'll be on there. He's probably number one.
1:26
Testecleese: It's amazing how he got every freaking call that was, trump in question, huh?
1:33
Testecleese: But yeah, apparently it's pissing off a lot of people that all these people got, quote, doxxed.
1:38
Testecleese: for their… their views. It's like, this is literally what a judge's job is, right?
1:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:43
Testecleese: And what a judge does is public record. Now, maybe DHS shouldn't have published this, maybe they should have leaked this out.
1:52
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:55
Testecleese: You know what I mean by that, like, let someone else publish it, kind of thing, you know?
2:03
Testecleese: But… I'm not sure what the big issue is, besides…
2:09
Testecleese: the government saying that other government is bad, but I mean, isn't that what…
2:14
Testecleese: judicial system's been doing since they've… since Trump's been in office?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:21
Brian McFadden: Sure have.
2:24
Testecleese: Alright.
2:26
Testecleese: Oh, this is interesting.
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Testecleese: We brought this up a long time ago when it came to what was going on with the NFA, and Trump seemed uninterested at all with the National Firearms Act, and that what just happened with suppressors…
2:41
Testecleese: And don't go out and buy a suppressor.
2:44
Testecleese: ATF is gonna set rules.
2:48
Testecleese: There may be unconstitutional rules, but it's still the rules until the court says otherwise, right?
2:53
Brian McFadden: Right, yep.
2:54
Testecleese: Yeah, don't go getting arrested because you're excited.
2:58
Testecleese: But now they're talking about restoring gun rights
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Testecleese: To convicted felons that have non-violent convictions.
3:09
Testecleese: After so much time, or whatever, just like you would restore voting rights.
3:15
Brian McFadden: Okay.
3:15
Testecleese: Because it's always been voting rights and not gun rights. I don't know if people realize that.
3:21
Testecleese: They say, we can't trust you with a gun, but you trust them to vote, you know?
3:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
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Testecleese: I think… I think it takes the same amount of trust, honestly, don't you?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: Like, you're not a gun guy, but you own a gun!
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Testecleese: You have a gun in your house that you own.
3:39
Testecleese: Brian, how does that feel?
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Brian McFadden: Feels good.
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Testecleese: It does feel good, doesn't it?
3:46
Testecleese: Should it hit the fan, I have a… I am armed, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
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Testecleese: And I just thought it was hilarious, well, you lived in Virginia, man, you should have definitely had a gun.
3:58
Testecleese: Did you blame the wife at the time?
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Brian McFadden: Hmm.
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Testecleese: Last time I brought this up, because it's… you… you didn't have a gun there for a long time.
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Testecleese: And I'm assuming you're not a felon, right?
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Brian McFadden: No, I'm not.
4:12
Testecleese: I'm… I'm surprised you didn't own one, just because of… you were on the wrong side of the railroad tracks, if you know what I mean.
4:22
Testecleese: What was the other side of our…
4:25
Testecleese: Martin Luther King Boulevard, right?
4:27
Brian McFadden: Not that bad.
4:30
Testecleese: Okay.
4:36
Testecleese: Okay, this Kennedy Center shit is up in the news again. You know what, I almost put in leftovers.
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Testecleese: You seem very interested, because you keep sharing stuff about it. What the fuck is going on with the Kennedy Center again? And, again, who…
4:50
Brian McFadden: The board is pro-Trump, and they have to keep going to the judges to overrule the board.
4:57
Brian McFadden: I mean, obviously the Trump Center needs to be shut down for a while and be remodeled. Whether or not Trump goes on… name goes on it, I really don't care.
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Brian McFadden: You know, but if it's as bad as Trump says it is, then shut it down and fix it right, the first time.
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Testecleese: Yeah, honestly, I don't care if his name is on it or not. I don't either!
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Brian McFadden: I don't either, but them are having…
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Testecleese: Fairness.
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Brian McFadden: The Dems are going into TDS mode, but the thought of it.
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Testecleese: Wow. Jeez, Brian, you… did you listen to a different podcast or something? You said TDS, as if you know what it is.
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Brian McFadden: Well, I do this podcast, so I know what Trump Derangement Syndrome is.
5:40
Testecleese: Israel Derangement Syndrome is the new one.
5:44
Testecleese: But that's just because people hate Jews, which I laugh my balls off when they tell me how we gotta stop the Jews, and then they support people attacking Jews on college campuses, and then call people Nazis. I'm like.
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Testecleese: Do you…
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Testecleese: Do you see the problem? And then, you know, you point out, it's like, well, you guys want this Nordic model, right? And you want socialism. Like, yeah, okay, so you want, like, 6'6", fucking tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed dudes, and social… Jesus Christ, have you met Hitler?
6:15
Testecleese: Like, you'd be his best friend, you know?
6:23
Testecleese: Jesus Christ! Nazi is what, National German, Socialist Workers' Party, right?
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Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, it's not my dad.
6:33
Testecleese: From… from German. Trans…
6:38
Testecleese: Sorry, it's just, this is…
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Testecleese: They, they get a, oh, the nationalist is the difference.
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Testecleese: I think most people don't know what nationalism is, Brian. I think they think nationalism means,
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Testecleese: a superiority complex, versus you worry about your people first, and then everyone else.
7:06
Testecleese: Shit, I do that locally.
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Testecleese: I do as much shopping as I can locally instead of online, even though I live in the middle of the boondocks, you know?
7:14
Brian McFadden: Right?
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Testecleese: Because it helps local businesses.
7:18
Testecleese: I don't know, moving money around locally seems like the thing to do, and…
7:22
Testecleese: Whatever, whatever, whatever. Moving on, moving on.
7:27
Testecleese: Oh!
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Testecleese: Disney is pissed off at… was it ABC?
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Brian McFadden: Oh, Disney owns ABC.
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Testecleese: Yeah, okay, okay, there we go. So they're pissed off at ABC because of the…
7:39
Brian McFadden: Alright, the FCC's trying to,
7:42
Brian McFadden: You know, hold them accountable about their… their…
7:46
Testecleese: Equal time thing.
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Brian McFadden: Yes.
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Testecleese: Yeah, like, if you have a candidate on your show and interview them.
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Testecleese: You have to do the same amount of time for a candidate on the other side of the aisle.
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Brian McFadden: Well, there's never been a Republican or conservative on The View, so I don't know how you're gonna get equal time out of that.
8:06
Testecleese: Don't… they have a… they have an full-time Republican, don't they?
8:12
Testecleese: Isn't one of these women always a Republican?
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Brian McFadden: yes, a rhino.
8:18
Testecleese: Lindsey Graham's. Is it okay to use his name that way once again?
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Brian McFadden: Hmm.
8:24
Testecleese: Because we were saying this before we died, didn't we?
8:27
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, long before.
8:28
Testecleese: He was the rhino. Hey, it's unfortunate the man died, what was it, some kind of crazy brain hemorrhage or something crazy?
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Brian McFadden: Heart defect.
8:37
Testecleese: Yeah, his heart exploded, right?
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Testecleese: very unfortunate. Doesn't mean I like his politics. And… it's unfortunate he died, but I'm not gonna celebrate it, but I'm…
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Testecleese: I'm not gonna stop making the same jokes about the rhino that he was, and I'm not even a Republican, and I could go, that's an obvious rhino.
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Testecleese: But, like, he was worse than me pretending to be a Republican, you know what I mean?
9:03
Testecleese: At least I could lie at the right places.
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Testecleese: Right. To look Republican, you know?
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Brian McFadden: Exactly.
9:13
Testecleese: I found this fascinating. What was it, the F… Oh…
9:20
Testecleese: Agriculture. Who are the people that do climate studies for the.
9:23
Brian McFadden: Cream peas?
9:25
Testecleese: No, for the federal government. We have, we have, EPA.
9:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Testecleese: EPA, I see. You were like, no, we know, I was like, yes, we do! Epa came out recently and was like, yeah, actually, it turns out climate change is not what we thought it was. We need to take several steps back and look at it again. And everyone got all butthurt. Now the reports have come out.
9:48
Testecleese: We already knew the planet was greener than it's ever been, and I always just thought that was CO2.
9:53
Testecleese: From burning fossil fuels, but apparently, burning fossil fuels is raining down this, nitrogen compound.
10:02
Testecleese: That is the right nitrogen unit for fertilizer, like, like, expensive fertilizer.
10:09
Testecleese: Like, it's at… the planet is healthier that this stuff is getting burned.
10:15
Testecleese: And remember, we're coming out of an ice age, that explains the very slow rise in temps, but wasn't the world supposed to end already by now, by.
10:24
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, many times.
10:25
Testecleese: There'll be nurse.
10:26
Brian McFadden: It's supposed to be no New York City, you know.
10:30
Brian McFadden: Texas is supposed to be coastline, you know, because California was overcome with water.
10:37
Testecleese: Texas already has Coastline.
10:39
Brian McFadden: But you know what I mean. The west coast of Texas.
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Testecleese: Nevada Bay.
10:44
Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, Arizona Bay, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yes,
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Testecleese: Yes. Learn to Swim, See You in Arizona Bay. It's a Tool song, by the way, about the end of the world. Great tune, everyone should check out Tool if they're not familiar.
11:01
Testecleese: Alright, oh!
11:03
Testecleese: Fauci shit, more Fauci shit.
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Brian McFadden: No, this isn't about Fauci, this is his advisor.
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Testecleese: Yes, it is, Brian, and here's the problem, is you and I have made our points about this, and it turns out we're right.
11:17
Testecleese: But… This has happened several times, hasn't it?
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
11:24
Testecleese: How long are we supposed to sit here and spike the ball in the end zone as evidence comes out? Like, every time? To make sure people remember? Because no one gives a shit what we say.
11:34
Brian McFadden: Nope.
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Testecleese: But here we are, spiking the ball in the end zone again, because a Fauci aide, like, flipped on Fauci and sold him out.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, but will anything happen to Fauci?
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Brian McFadden: Not in federal court.
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Testecleese: As he was pardoned with all of that.
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Brian McFadden: Well, the states are coming full high.
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Testecleese: he might get hit with contempt of Congress.
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, or the states.
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Brian McFadden: Well, wouldn't his contempt of Congress be covered by the federal pardon?
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Testecleese: No, because, his pleaing the 5th, After his pardon.
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Brian McFadden: Pilot.
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Testecleese: contempt… was contempt of Congress, which was not under the pardon, it was contempt of Congress because he was immune to prosecution, so therefore he had no right against self-incrimination.
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Brian McFadden: Okay.
12:22
Testecleese: That's actual… that's the actual argument. That's why we give people immunity before we put them on trial, to testify against someone else.
12:31
Testecleese: It's so that they can say this and not go to prison themselves.
12:34
Brian McFadden: Right.
12:36
Testecleese: Like, now you can testify and not lie.
12:39
Testecleese: You know, I'm gonna skip ahead on the intro.
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Testecleese: I almost put this first one on intro somewhere else, but I was so excited to talk about it, I wanted it first. But I wanna talk about the last one first. Columbia House is closing down, I'm pissed off because.
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Brian McFadden: Do you still have records coming?
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Testecleese: Well, no, I was part of BMG Music Service when I was much younger.
13:04
Testecleese: Same thing, like, 12 CDs for a penny each, right?
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Brian McFadden: Yeah, I had Columbia House.
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Testecleese: Yeah, I did BMG. As long as I filled out the thing and sent it back saying, no, don't send me the…
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Testecleese: monthly CD for $25, right?
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Brian McFadden: Right.
13:21
Testecleese: That's usually… right, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
13:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
13:24
Testecleese: Then you, like, you buy one CD for $25, but you get 12 for a penny after that. You're like, well, that's a deal.
13:32
Testecleese: I used it, I had a huge CD collection. Now I find out that fucking Columbia House has been in service this whole fucking time!
13:41
Testecleese: After BMG shut down, I could have got CDs after all mine got destroyed and sitting in storage for fucking 9 years.
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Testecleese: Maybe not, maybe they don't do CDs anymore, maybe it's all.
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Brian McFadden: Who knows what their model was at this point, you know?
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Testecleese: But they've been around, they've been around for 71 years?
14:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's crazy.
14:02
Testecleese: Whoa… release.
14:05
Testecleese: When they sell one fuckin'… cassettes to start, I guess?
14:10
Brian McFadden: There were.
14:10
Testecleese: tech?
14:11
Brian McFadden: Might have been doing 8-tracks.
14:13
Testecleese: 8-tracks came after cassettes.
14:17
Testecleese: It's more advanced than a cassette. You could… you had 8 tracks you could skip to.
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Testecleese: Yeah, I just… I just thought that was crazy.
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Testecleese: 71 years.
14:29
Testecleese: Now, Brian, please… Tell me this next story, and tell me what you think this means.
14:36
Testecleese: Or could mean, rather.
14:39
Brian McFadden: that, the median strategies emit a fake poll in the LA and Wisconsin races, and it shut down its poll. It shut down because it was such a good pollster.
14:51
Brian McFadden: polling company. It just means they rigged the game, and they now know that because they rigged it and people found out about it, nobody's gonna buy their poles anymore, so they've got no actual business model anymore.
15:05
Testecleese: Problem is… crazy thing is, the advantage they gave to socialists. Were they calling it an experiment, is what they're calling it, to not, you know, be trashed?
15:14
Testecleese: Their numbers weren't even off more than other polls.
15:19
Testecleese: One pole header at 20 points up, what was it,
15:26
Testecleese: Jesus Christ, San Francisco, was it? No, Wisconsin.
15:31
Testecleese: No, it was LA. LA, I'm sorry.
15:35
Testecleese: With the whole, yeah, the midnight dump of ballots, you know?
15:42
Testecleese: It just… How many other times…
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Testecleese: Not just these guys, but how much are they making this shit up to try to convince people this is what's popular? Because let's be real, women in particular.
15:55
Testecleese: Go with what's popular.
15:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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Brian McFadden: They do.
16:02
Testecleese: Huh.
16:04
Testecleese: Speaking of stupid shit like that, I got called racist yesterday.
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Brian McFadden: Wow.
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Brian McFadden: Online?
16:12
Testecleese: No.
16:14
Testecleese: I was driving home, and you know that scenic overlook right near my house that overlooks the valley where the sawmill is, and all that shit?
16:23
Testecleese: Anyway, there was this couple pulled over, and the dude was standing on top of, like, the 2-foot stone wall.
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Testecleese: And I pulled, like, halfway over, I was like, hey, just be careful, someone fell to their death recently.
16:39
Testecleese: from right there.
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Testecleese: And the woman who's on the other side of the vehicle that's parked goes, is this some kind of racist shit?
16:49
Testecleese: And I looked at it, and I was like, pardon? It was because I'm black? I was like, first of all, you're not the one on the wall.
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Testecleese: Second of all, if I wanted you… if I was truly racist and I wanted you to follow you to death, I would have just driven by and laughed.
17:04
Testecleese: You know?
17:05
Brian McFadden: Right? Huh.
17:06
Testecleese: What did you… do you have any evidence someone died here recently? I was like, I actually…
17:10
Testecleese: On me? No, but maybe the memorial that your boyfriend, spouse, girlfriend, ZZMM…
17:18
Testecleese: kicked… literally kicked aside to stand on this wall to get a photograph. Right. Like, those are… those are pictures of the men who died, you know?
17:28
Testecleese: And I was like, er, whatever, it's like…
17:30
Testecleese: I'm just trying to be a nice guy, and I'm an asshole.
17:34
Testecleese: You know? Yeah. Just… I couldn't believe that happened. Yeah, they had North Carolina plates, by the way.
17:43
Brian McFadden: Of course I did.
17:44
Testecleese: Yeah, they were outside. Don't get me wrong, there's not a whole lot of black folk here in West Virginia where I live, but there are some.
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Testecleese: And they realize that not every… I say they, as if I know what every Black person in West Virginia is thinking, where I live.
18:00
Testecleese: Well, I mean… These black folk don't…
18:03
Testecleese: assume, or at least don't accuse me of racism every time I interact with them, as long as I'm just, you know, a nice person.
18:11
Testecleese: It drove me nuts that,
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Testecleese: she was pissed off, and I said, hey man, watch out, you might fall to your death like other people have, you know?
18:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
18:20
Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, moving on.
18:23
Testecleese: Little League… Little League's World Series thing, One team already got eliminated.
18:31
Testecleese: From the tournament, you know that for, like, an ineligible player?
18:36
Brian McFadden: Okay, well, these people were accused of stealing the calls.
18:41
Brian McFadden: Which is not illegal in the Major League Baseball.
18:44
Testecleese: Is that what it was? Stealing calls? I thought they were being accused of using signs. And I was like, that's what baseball is.
18:52
Brian McFadden: The way I read the article was they were stealing the… they figured out the signs from the other team, and they were using it to their advantage.
19:03
Testecleese: Yeah, no, that's baseball, right?
19:06
Testecleese: You… that's when you switch to the other system of signs you use to say, someone's stealing, you know.
19:14
Testecleese: run, or… you know what I mean?
19:17
Testecleese: I don't know, this is part of baseball, it really is.
19:21
Testecleese: Like, you don't want the, the batter to swing and line drive to shortstop when someone's trying to steal second. That's an easy double play, right?
19:29
Brian McFadden: Yep.
19:32
Testecleese: So I'm not sure what people are upset about.
19:36
Brian McFadden: Oh, the… the… they got… They weren't allowed to play in the tournament because of it, so…
19:42
Testecleese: Mmm… Well, out here in Webster County, the, Economic Development Authority Director has stepped down.
19:53
Testecleese: It's… this entire… Organization thing is, voluntary.
20:01
Testecleese: And this guy had enough, because no matter what
20:05
Testecleese: And it's voluntary because there's not enough people that know what the fuck it is to vote. You know what I mean?
20:13
Testecleese: But basically, he was set… trying to make a budget.
20:17
Brian McFadden: Alright.
20:20
Testecleese: And West Virginia doesn't give a shit.
20:23
Testecleese: Apparently.
20:24
Testecleese: They… they're not even running numbers through his office to let him know what's being spent and what's being brought in.
20:31
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
20:32
Testecleese: He's like, well, what's… why am I volunteering my time in the government building, putting all this effort in, if it doesn't mean shit? He's like, I'll just go home, or maybe I'll… maybe I'll go back to work, or, you know?
20:45
Brian McFadden: Right.
20:45
Testecleese: Work longer hours, it just… I don't know.
20:49
Testecleese: Normally, I would say it's not a big deal, but it's my own county.
20:54
Testecleese: And it makes me a little concerned that no one seems to know where the fuck the money's going.
21:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's a problem.
21:02
Testecleese: Yeah, and another teacher over here in, Conowa County, which is where, Charlestown is.
21:11
Testecleese: Teacher has been picked up for, Hold on
21:20
Testecleese: There we go. He was a teacher at one point.
21:25
Testecleese: No, was he a teacher? Yeah, I swear it says in here somewhere he's a teacher. Anyway, he used to be a, Republican delegate.
21:34
Testecleese: in West Virginia, And he's being brought up on, child exploitation charges. What's…
21:42
Testecleese: Not funny, not ironic, I don't know the right word, but he was the one who was pushing a stop-diddling Kids bill when he was in office.
21:52
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
21:54
Testecleese: Yes.
21:55
Testecleese: And where it happens, we need to call it out, I don't care what party does it, but did you notice, once again, it's a teacher?
22:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah, the teachers had problems.
22:04
Testecleese: This time it may have been a dude, it's usually women we've noticed, right?
22:08
Brian McFadden: Yup.
22:09
Testecleese: But I saw this come up, and I was like, oh, another teacher fucking touching kids! What the…
22:15
Testecleese: Wha- why is this not… Discussed more.
22:20
Brian McFadden: Right.
22:22
Testecleese: Like, more of this has happened in the last year that you and I have covered, and you and I stumble across it by accident, right?
22:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
22:31
Testecleese: then unarmed black men were shot in 2020. I'm sorry, 2018. But we rioted in 2019, because so many unarmed black men were killed in 2018. By the way, guess how many unarmed black men were shot and killed by the police in 2018?
22:48
Brian McFadden: Zero.
22:50
Testecleese: 9.
22:51
Brian McFadden: Okay.
22:52
Testecleese: Not 900, not 9,000.
22:56
Testecleese: People were saying tens of thousands when they were asked. No, 9. No, 9.
23:03
Testecleese: You're rioting in the streets.
23:07
Testecleese: Because you keep watching the same fucking shit over and over again, you know?
23:15
Testecleese: Oh, tell me… tell me… about the great Jew Exodus.
23:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we'll see this year.
23:23
Testecleese: Please, Louise, the Jews need to leave again?
23:26
Brian McFadden: We'll see if this actually happens, but yeah, there's been articles that came out in polling.
23:31
Brian McFadden: that say that the Jews are gonna go and not vote Democrat in Michigan, they're gonna vote for, the Republican for a change.
23:42
Testecleese: You definitely got the Exodus joke, didn't you?
23:45
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely, yep, but, the liberal…
23:49
Testecleese: And it's fucking Egypt over here, dude, right?
23:52
Brian McFadden: Ever since we've had these polls come out saying that the Republican is way ahead of the Democrat senator.
24:00
Testecleese: Al Saeed…
24:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
24:01
Testecleese: Zane Muhammad…
24:03
Brian McFadden: Right. We've… there's been now new… 4 new polls that came out were saying that LC head is way ahead of Roger, so…
24:12
Brian McFadden: Go to the Go Vote, On election day, and we're about the whole.
24:17
Testecleese: Poles?
24:18
Brian McFadden: No, I don't trust.
24:19
Testecleese: They're admitting that they lied to us, dude!
24:22
Testecleese: To see if you would sway or vote socialist, because they told you other people were going to.
24:31
Testecleese: Fucking crazy, isn't it?
24:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
24:34
Testecleese: And we're all like, oh, you know what I mean, that makes perfect sense. This sounds like election rigging, with this poll thing.
24:41
Brian McFadden: Right. I mean, that's why a lot of poll companies, they stopped doing polls, you know?
24:47
Brian McFadden: Because it just… it wasn't… Wasn't profitable enough for them, you know?
24:52
Testecleese: And the ones that were… are still doing it, are putting right on there, like, we asked this many people from these areas.
24:59
Brian McFadden: Nope.
25:00
Testecleese: You know, you know what I mean? It's like… and there's…
25:04
Testecleese: This is not a nationwide poll. We didn't ask literally every person in the country
25:10
Testecleese: Oh yeah, boy, oh, man.
25:13
Testecleese: Sorry, I just say it really bothers me, these guys made up their fucking polls. I'm pretty sure that's how you're freaking…
25:18
Testecleese: dude got the nomination in Michigan. Do you think he can beat the Republican?
25:24
Brian McFadden: Hmm, I don't know.
25:26
Brian McFadden: Wouldn't that swing? Well, he, he…
25:28
Testecleese: it already.
25:29
Testecleese: spreadsheet.
25:30
Brian McFadden: Yes, it was.
25:31
Testecleese: So this would help the Republicans by him being nominated if they can beat the Socialists.
25:37
Brian McFadden: Right. Well, you know, he's socialist, he's…
25:41
Brian McFadden: a fan of Hassan Piker, and he's Muslim, so…
25:46
Testecleese: Yeah… Hassan Breger. I am… I love that you know who this dude's name is, dude.
25:53
Brian McFadden: Boy, you've drilled his name into me, so…
25:56
Testecleese: Now, yeah, now you're starting to see it, though, you're like, oh, shit, I know who this asshole is now.
26:03
Testecleese: But I knew his name was gonna show up.
26:06
Testecleese: He was getting too popular with his fucking crazy…
26:09
Testecleese: Left-wing bullshit, talking about Mao Zedong was a great fucking hero. That motherfucker killed more people than Stalin.
26:17
Testecleese: Kill more than fucking Mussolini, more than Hitler?
26:22
Testecleese: More than Pol Pot.
26:27
Testecleese: Oh, we gotta chase the sparrows away, because the sparrows are eating the crops. Meanwhile, the sparrows were actually eating the fucking grasshoppers and the locusts that did eat the crops. You scared the sparrows away, your crops are gone. Everyone dies.
26:44
Testecleese: Sorry about my crazy rant there, but this is what happens when you do these communist things. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They don't know how shit works.
26:54
Testecleese: And they're just gonna say, legislate it. Just like I've been listening to some of these Karen things lately on the YouTubes, because it's funny.
27:03
Testecleese: You would be amazed at how many times people complain when someone does, like, work for them. How often people complain that the fucking sun is in the wrong place.
27:14
Testecleese: I'm not kidding, like, well, can you do something else? Like, you want me to move the sun?
27:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, sure, no problem.
27:20
Testecleese: If I could move the sun, I would rule the planet, right?
27:25
Brian McFadden: Yup.
27:26
Testecleese: And, oh, really? How? That'd be so easy! I could decide who gets sunlight and who doesn't.
27:33
Testecleese: I'm in charge, period, right?
27:36
Brian McFadden: Yep.
27:37
Testecleese: It is, oh my god, the things people say! It's so… Entitled.
27:44
Testecleese: You know?
27:46
Testecleese: Like, oh, just, just do it. It's like, what the… I can't move the sun, bitch!
27:53
Testecleese: Alright. Brian, take over for a little bit, because I'm just gonna get pissed off. Okay.
28:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got… well, we had, 3 Michigan men who've been arrested after a drone appeared to deliver contraband tobacco to a federal prison.
28:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah, drones are good for some things, but dropping stuff into prison? Probably not good.
28:16
Testecleese: Not a good idea.
28:17
Brian McFadden: You're gonna get caught.
28:19
Testecleese: That was some ballsy shit, wasn't it?
28:21
Brian McFadden: Yup.
28:22
Testecleese: Like, if you were willing to abandon your drone, you might have got away with it.
28:27
Brian McFadden: But they weren't.
28:28
Testecleese: Yeah, if you just left it there, dropped the controller, and ran away…
28:33
Testecleese: Or, it's probably on your phone.
28:35
Testecleese: And just, boom.
28:37
Testecleese: But I bet you the way they found these assholes was by following the drone back to them.
28:42
Brian McFadden: Probably.
28:45
Brian McFadden: And then, Dearborn has obviously been in the news a lot lately.
28:50
Testecleese: Yeah, the Christians are getting upset, finally, which, it takes a lot to piss off.
28:54
Brian McFadden: Too little, too late, Dearborn is completely run by Muslims, and the Christians are saying that,
29:02
Brian McFadden: Sharia law is taking over…
29:05
Brian McFadden: in Dearborn, and it was… I mean, I don't know if it's gone that far, but…
29:11
Testecleese: I don't know, Brian, I've had people tell me that's not true at all, and I said, the sheer fact that they have a call, a public call to prayer…
29:20
Testecleese: Tells me maybe it's true.
29:24
Testecleese: How are you allowed to have a public call to prayer through a government system?
29:29
Brian McFadden: Well, I don't know if it is through a government system.
29:32
Testecleese: Yeah, they're using, like, a PA system, it's not like church bells.
29:36
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it could have been a PA system that's been paid for by the different boss.
29:41
Testecleese: You're right, it's entirely possible it is privately owned. But at that point.
29:46
Testecleese: The government should step in and say, you can't… broadcast this.
29:50
Brian McFadden: Well, who's gonna enforce that when the mayor and all the city council are Muslims? Who's gonna say, no, you can't do that?
29:59
Testecleese: Well, I'm not gonna speak for all Muslims, Brian.
30:02
Testecleese: But I do real… I will say that, if Christians were doing this, a Christian court system would shut it down in a damn Ari.
30:13
Testecleese: Right?
30:13
Brian McFadden: Okay, maybe, maybe not.
30:16
Testecleese: And, oh, oh, Christmas trees!
30:19
Brian McFadden: They're bad.
30:20
Testecleese: No, that's… that argument that might come up is like, oh, they do Christmas trees in these little towns still, they still do one in New York.
30:27
Testecleese: You could, you could say…
30:28
Brian McFadden: It's on private land.
30:30
Testecleese: On the one news.
30:31
Brian McFadden: Kennedy Center is owned by NBC.
30:35
Testecleese: Is it really?
30:36
Brian McFadden: I think so. I could be wrong.
30:38
Testecleese: And that's the one that Canada gives us the giant tree for?
30:41
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
30:42
Testecleese: Every year?
30:43
Brian McFadden: Huh.
30:44
Testecleese: I think it's pretty cool.
30:46
Testecleese: Canada gives us a, like, 60…
30:49
Brian McFadden: Well, they used to, they might not do it after… they might not do it this year, so…
30:53
Testecleese: Well, I don't know, they did last year! And it was even worse than now, because the Canada finally buckled, but we'll get to that.
31:02
Brian McFadden: But Haley Stevens, she was running against Al Ced, and lost her, primary bid to be… said that he should really consider cutting ties with Hassan Piker.
31:15
Brian McFadden: To, help his chances of winning the Senate.
31:19
Testecleese: Isn't that what literally every Democrat is saying? Like, even, Car…
31:25
Brian McFadden: Caravo, yeah.
31:26
Testecleese: Harville, yeah. I keep wanting to say Harville. I used to have this, CMC Harville, you know?
31:34
Testecleese: And I keep confusing the two, I'm like, they're definitely not the same guy. Even though Carville is a Marine!
31:42
Testecleese: Yeah.
31:43
Brian McFadden: Long time ago.
31:45
Testecleese: So I'm certain he knows what a Master Chief is, right?
31:48
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
31:49
Testecleese: Actually, he wasn't… he was an HTCM who was standing in for CMC.
31:55
Testecleese: when they were waiting for a new CMC, because he didn't want to give up his rating.
32:00
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
32:01
Testecleese: Well, then he eventually did after I got out, and he became a CMC anyway.
32:05
Testecleese: Which, anyone who's not Navy doesn't understand what any of this means, but Brian knew what all of that meant.
32:11
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah,
32:12
Brian McFadden: TMC is its own rating.
32:15
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
32:15
Brian McFadden: Master Chief, Senior Enlisted Advisor.
32:18
Testecleese: But it's funny you say that, Brian, like, your average person wasn't able… doesn't know what a rating is.
32:24
Brian McFadden: True.
32:25
Testecleese: So, you know…
32:27
Brian McFadden: Job description.
32:28
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, what your job is.
32:30
Brian McFadden: The average American doesn't even know what that is anymore.
32:33
Testecleese: Here's the crazy thing, is I had a dangerous job welding with toxic explosive gases. I did sewage, I did all this engine repair. Brian took fucking photographs. But check this out. Brian went to Sears School.
32:49
Brian McFadden: That's right.
32:50
Testecleese: Which… Brian, please tell me… remind me what CER stands for, what… Search E. Search…
32:57
Brian McFadden: Invasion, rescue, escape.
33:02
Testecleese: This is for, like, helicopter pilots who get shot down behind enemy lines.
33:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah,
33:09
Testecleese: Because the guy taking the… the guy taking the combat photos had to be.
33:13
Brian McFadden: Might have been in the helicopter. Yeah, it might have been in the helicopter!
33:17
Testecleese: Exactly!
33:18
Brian McFadden: Thank God I was never in that situation, because I failed miserably at serious school.
33:26
Testecleese: shit you want, you were in the fucking Pentagon when the plane crashed into it.
33:30
Brian McFadden: I know, but it's not the same as here at school.
33:33
Testecleese: The training, believe it or not, helped, man. It helped keep your head level, and you know it.
33:39
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
33:39
Testecleese: do what's the right thing to do, don't panic. Because you know as well as I, panic just makes shit worse.
33:45
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
33:48
Testecleese: Alright. Oh, shit!
33:53
Testecleese: You have a… You've been to Massachusetts, you've probably never been to Lawrence.
33:58
Brian McFadden: Huh.
33:59
Testecleese: It's, it's way up north.
34:01
Testecleese: Apparently, their mayor doesn't speak English?
34:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think we've talked about this guy in the past.
34:07
Testecleese: I think we have, but now…
34:09
Brian McFadden: I'm like, how in the heck does a mayor get elected mayor with no English?
34:15
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, well, no one speaks his language.
34:17
Brian McFadden: Then he does say, he says, God bless you, you know?
34:21
Testecleese: Well, you can learn a handful.
34:23
Testecleese: of…
34:24
Brian McFadden: Bros.
34:26
Brian McFadden: How are people voting for this guy that doesn't speak English?
34:30
Testecleese: Well, didn't he just get… he's being brought up on, COVID relief fraud.
34:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
34:37
Testecleese: spoke English well enough to file the paperwork to get relief.
34:42
Testecleese: Right. Fraudulently.
34:44
Brian McFadden: He's facing up to 30 years in prison.
34:48
Brian McFadden: But…
34:50
Testecleese: Whoa.
34:51
Testecleese: What gets me is… either he filled these paperwork… this paperwork out himself.
34:55
Brian McFadden: Oh, somebody else, fill it out.
34:58
Testecleese: Boom.
34:59
Testecleese: Let's get them too. But because didn't Trump do something about it? I was like, no, our official language is English, we're not gonna put everything out in a thousand languages anymore.
35:08
Brian McFadden: I got one of these loans for my small business, but I didn't get $1.5 million, I got, like, $1,500.
35:16
Brian McFadden: I wish I could have found a way to get a $1.5 million
35:20
Brian McFadden: Economic disaster loan from the SBA.
35:23
Brian McFadden: That would have been handy.
35:25
Testecleese: You're the wrong color, Brian.
35:28
Brian McFadden: Okay.
35:30
Testecleese: You don't have enough melanin in it.
35:33
Brian McFadden: I'll work on that.
35:37
Testecleese: Good luck in Michigan! You can't even get a suntan in Michigan, right?
35:41
Brian McFadden: I know. Nope, nope.
35:43
Testecleese: Oh, oh, dude, check this out. DRock!
35:47
Testecleese: Motherfucker. Okay, I love the guy, I really do. One of the…
35:52
Testecleese: Best people I know, genuinely a good person, you know what I mean?
35:56
Brian McFadden: Yep.
35:58
Testecleese: Dumb as a bag of sand.
36:00
Testecleese: You know this as well as I, right?
36:03
Brian McFadden: Right.
36:05
Testecleese: He asked me to, like.
36:08
Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, he gave me some heads up plenty of time in advance.
36:12
Testecleese: October, he wants me to.
36:13
Brian McFadden: -Oh, no problem.
36:15
Testecleese: of… I'm frozen?
36:19
Brian McFadden: I think they're fine.
36:22
Testecleese: Alright, I can hear you.
36:23
Brian McFadden: Hopefully he comes back in a minute. I'll just keep stallin'.
36:27
Testecleese: Brian, I can hear you just fine.
36:29
Brian McFadden: Sorry, oh no, my internet is unstable now. Huh.
36:33
Testecleese: Okay, well, now you… you finally glitched, and but I… The whole time.
36:39
Brian McFadden: Okay, that's crazy.
36:44
Testecleese: I just guess I'm in a stall now, because I don't know what else He's a little fucking anecdote.
36:51
Brian McFadden: I know, I know, there's… I don't know the end of the tale now.
36:54
Testecleese: I can't even… I can't even give an opinion!
36:56
Brian McFadden: at this point, so… Right.
36:57
Testecleese: Wonderful!
36:59
Testecleese: But yeah, he asked me to fucking drive up to fucking South Shore, Massachusetts for, like, the weekend of the 10th in October.
37:08
Testecleese: Because he's gonna have the house to himself.
37:11
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because his parents are gonna be in Florida while Sean and Katie are visiting Michigan.
37:19
Testecleese: I was like, I don't… I don't know, man, maybe, but I was like, I have, like, a family… Right. …and, you know.
37:25
Brian McFadden: Nice. Yeah.
37:27
Testecleese: I'm winterizing, it's about Halloween time, I'm doing.
37:30
Brian McFadden: Right.
37:31
Testecleese: and so… Yeah, no.
37:34
Testecleese: I've invited him here several times, like, I have a room for you. He waits for his parents to go out of town to invite me to Massachusetts? What the fuck is in Massachusetts for me?
37:44
Brian McFadden: Nothing. Just him.
37:45
Testecleese: Don't… well, no, my sister's there.
37:49
Testecleese: She's still in Plymouth.
37:50
Brian McFadden: I rest my case.
37:53
Testecleese: My mother's buried in Scituate.
37:56
Brian McFadden: Okay.
37:58
Testecleese: And I'd love to see her resting place again, but…
38:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
38:03
Testecleese: That's a heck of a drive.
38:05
Brian McFadden: Right.
38:07
Brian McFadden: For a weekend.
38:08
Testecleese: And all he's gonna wanna do is fucking drink and smoke pot.
38:12
Brian McFadden: Right.
38:14
Testecleese: like… Maybe if we would go DO something?
38:18
Brian McFadden: Hmm. Well, you're going… you're going to go get pizza?
38:22
Testecleese: I'm just… I don't know, even, like, a fucking stupid hike, it's…
38:27
Testecleese: if I just want to get drunk and stoned, I can do that in my house. You know what I mean?
38:32
Testecleese: And yes, having a friend with you is, yeah, cool, awesome.
38:37
Testecleese: What's that, 600 mile drive?
38:42
Brian McFadden: Right.
38:47
Testecleese: to fucking… Get drunk in stone than drive home.
38:51
Brian McFadden: It's not worth it.
38:54
Testecleese: Yeah, pot is a lot cheaper en masse, though.
38:57
Brian McFadden: True, true. Okay, maybe worth it.
39:01
Testecleese: Well, because I have a medical card here in West Virginia, and I only did this after this whole Supreme Court thing happened with the whole gun thing. Right.
39:10
Testecleese: As I said, gun rules are friggin' falling apart all of a sudden, aren't they?
39:15
Brian McFadden: Yup.
39:16
Testecleese: But yeah, my… even my pot card isn't giving… it's actually not getting me cheap weed.
39:22
Testecleese: It's expensive weed, it's just legal.
39:26
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
39:26
Testecleese: Recreational Massachusetts is fucking affordable.
39:31
Testecleese: Problem is, I'm not about to drive from Massachusetts to fucking West Virginia with 3 pounds of pot in my hand!
39:37
Brian McFadden: That's a bad idea.
39:40
Testecleese: That's begging to go to prison forever!
39:42
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
39:44
Testecleese: I swear it's all personal use.
39:47
Brian McFadden: Nobody's gonna believe that.
39:53
Testecleese: So what happened there? Well, I went to Massachusetts, it was cheap, so I spent $10,000.
40:05
Testecleese: I say that, but you can actually only buy so much in, like, a week's time or something. Oh, shit, I clicked something. You can only buy so much in a week's time.
40:13
Testecleese: Yeah. Even recreational Massachusetts, I'm pretty sure that's every state.
40:18
Brian McFadden: There's a… I… they can… you can only do so much per transaction, so they can literally, you know, have you pay and run up another transaction.
40:28
Testecleese: I see mask.
40:30
Testecleese: You were allowed so many, like, ounces a month. West Virginia has 6 ounces a month.
40:36
Testecleese: But the thing is, at least when I was working at Security in Massachusetts, that, you know.
40:42
Testecleese: However much a month, Only applied to our shop.
40:46
Brian McFadden: No, so you can go to another dispenser.
40:47
Testecleese: So you go to a different shop and buy, 5 ounces, yeah. Right.
40:54
Testecleese: Because we… we didn't… we didn't hand it to the government,
40:58
Brian McFadden: Right.
40:58
Testecleese: You know what I mean? We had our own records.
41:01
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
41:03
Testecleese: I mean, I'd love to go to Massachusetts, honestly, as… On… on a trip, right?
41:11
Testecleese: So, everyone should go see Plymouth, for real. Everyone should go see Boston, for real, and you know it, right?
41:17
Brian McFadden: Right.
41:18
Testecleese: You were in Massachusetts, and you were… in Marshfield.
41:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
41:23
Testecleese: It didn't go to Boston?
41:25
Brian McFadden: Nope.
41:26
Testecleese: How?
41:27
Brian McFadden: I was only there for a wedding.
41:29
Testecleese: Dulu is a 20-minute drive.
41:31
Brian McFadden: I know, the wedding even took a lot of time.
41:34
Testecleese: Yeah, you could have seen the Old North Church where the lanterns were held.
41:40
Testecleese: Paul Revere's ride, you know? You could have seen the harbor. Yeah, see, the beers kicked in, huh?
41:47
Brian McFadden: Park your car.
41:48
Testecleese: You could have seen the harbor where the tea was tossed.
41:53
Testecleese: As another Commonwealth person shows up, I'm talking shit about the Commonwealth! Oh, and he's gone! And he's already gone!
42:04
Brian McFadden: That didn't last long.
42:10
Testecleese: Alright, where were we? Oh, yeah, something weird's happened in Virginia. They're merging power companies, I guess?
42:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah, the main power company in Virginia is trying to merge with a main company in North Carolina, and a member of the,
42:32
Brian McFadden: state corporation company, which is, like, the overseer in Virginia, is on the board that would approve this.
42:41
Brian McFadden: So she owns stock in the company North Carolina, and she's refusing to recuse herself.
42:49
Brian McFadden: Because of… She… she doesn't think…
42:52
Testecleese: That's the amount of money she's about to make when these two companies merge.
42:54
Brian McFadden: She was the former next-era attorney for the company in North Carolina, and she says, no, that doesn't matter, I don't have to recuse myself.
43:03
Testecleese: Anytime anyone thinks that maybe you should, as long as it's…
43:07
Testecleese: as long as it's somewhat reasonable, right? Yeah. You do it. It's not worth the headache.
43:12
Brian McFadden: Right.
43:12
Testecleese: It's just… Why, why insist I sit in on this case? Right?
43:19
Brian McFadden: Nope.
43:21
Testecleese: It's early as hell, and Brian's fallen asleep. Repeat offender, you here or what?
43:27
Testecleese: He's still setting up his stuff.
43:30
Brian McFadden: I just let it back in.
43:32
Testecleese: No, I… oh, okay, we both clicked it then.
43:34
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
43:38
Testecleese: Oh, shit, yeah! Teacher of the Year at the school district in Tennessee.
43:45
Testecleese: Has resigned her position after only, like, 5 years or something?
43:49
Testecleese: Because the school told her to change the grades of her students, because parents complained.
43:59
Brian McFadden: Wow.
44:01
Testecleese: Well, how are you ever going to learn anything if we just hand you the final product?
44:06
Brian McFadden: Right?
44:08
Testecleese: Which, I believe leads right into the next one. I believe I put it in there anyway. Yep.
44:13
Brian McFadden: Yep.
44:14
Testecleese: Colleges are now accepting SAT scores again, because they realize GPA means jack shit.
44:19
Testecleese: Because teachers change scores to make it look like their school is doing better than it is.
44:26
Brian McFadden: So they can get more money.
44:27
Testecleese: Yeah, so, versus an SAT, which goes, what did you actually learn in school?
44:33
Brian McFadden: Right.
44:36
Testecleese: I don't understand. The test is racist. How is it racist to ask you math and English?
44:43
Brian McFadden: This isn't racist.
44:45
Testecleese: Well, for real, SAT is just math and English, right?
44:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
44:50
Testecleese: Like, there's no science, or…
44:52
Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
44:52
Testecleese: It's changed… I know it's changed since I took the SAT, because mine only went up to 1600.
45:01
Testecleese: And… last I heard was something like 2400 or something silly.
45:05
Brian McFadden: Okay, I don't know. It's been a couple years since I took my last SAT.
45:11
Testecleese: Exactly.
45:12
Testecleese: But meth… What about science? That's math.
45:17
Testecleese: What about geology? That's science, that… which is math, right?
45:23
Testecleese: I don't give a shit if you can weave a basket underwater.
45:28
Testecleese: I wanna know if you can pass the goddamn test.
45:33
Brian McFadden: Right.
45:34
Testecleese: Yeah, I let him in again. He's having a tough time today. His signal's gonna suck. So bad, you know it.
45:42
Brian McFadden: Probably.
45:44
Testecleese: Meanwhile, the team.
45:46
Brian McFadden: Oh, we might be win- we might be in this time.
45:49
Ron Pascoe: G'day led to it.
45:51
Testecleese: I don't know, let's see how he signals, I'm assuming it's terrible if you couldn't get in.
45:57
Ron Pascoe: G'day lads, how are we? Can you hear me?
45:59
Testecleese: Oh my god, there we go.
46:03
Ron Pascoe: He's backed by popular request.
46:05
Ron Pascoe: -
46:07
Testecleese: Fucking Australians.
46:12
Ron Pascoe: That we allege, that we would…
46:15
Testecleese: New Zealand, I think, disagrees with, most of the world about how many continents there are. They're considering, like, New Zealand, Tasmania, and part of Australia their own continent, apparently.
46:28
Brian McFadden: I didn't know that.
46:31
Testecleese: Yeah, and Russia doesn't see the same continents we do.
46:34
Testecleese: Eurasia is a continent.
46:37
Testecleese: to Russia.
46:38
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
46:42
Testecleese: Fascinating stuff.
46:43
Ron Pascoe: New Zealand's just jealous, mate.
46:45
Testecleese: New Zealand's a goddamn joke.
46:48
Testecleese: No, no, and pardon my language, no, it's the same fucking thing as Hawaii. You know, it's cool. It's awesome. Let's go there and fucking vacation for, like, 5 days, right? Then go home, because, dear God, it's literally…
47:04
Brian McFadden: It's always fancy.
47:05
Testecleese: Taking nowhere, there's nothing there, and it costs a billion dollars to do anything.
47:09
Brian McFadden: Yep.
47:11
Ron Pascoe: That's right, 100%, mate, it's all gimmick.
47:15
Testecleese: Sure!
47:16
Ron Pascoe: You can see he's ill in 3 days.
47:18
Testecleese: Make all your money on tourism New Zealand, for real!
47:21
Testecleese: You could make so much money if they started opening up tourism more widely.
47:27
Testecleese: Like, Australia does, Australia's like…
47:29
Ron Pascoe: Thank you.
47:29
Testecleese: Come to the Outback. Come… come fuck around and find out. You know, I'm like, alright, man! I was like, fun, you know?
47:37
Ron Pascoe: Go and touch that animal.
47:41
Testecleese: Watch out for Drop Baz, motherfucker!
47:47
Testecleese: I love how this drop bear thing went for, like, 10 years before anyone realized it was a giant troll. And I was like, this is fucking awesome. An entire country's been trolling the plant for a decade.
47:59
Testecleese: And no one realized it was a giant fucking joke.
48:04
Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, he's a star to catch all those.
48:11
Testecleese: I just think it's hilarious! If a koala falls out of a tree and lands on your face, it will rip your face off.
48:20
Testecleese: But it's not intending to do that.
48:25
Ron Pascoe: They can give you chlamydia. Give me chlamydia in?
48:29
Testecleese: I got chlamydia and malaria, because a fucking coral bear ripped my face off!
48:39
Brian McFadden: That's not how you're not supposed to hug the koala bear.
48:41
Ron Pascoe: Although we'll read your phone.
48:43
Testecleese: We'll just let that.
48:44
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I will read the face, and I will give the committee.
48:47
Testecleese: What a bison.
48:49
Testecleese: I'm sure you saw that, Ron, the nutjob in Yellowstone that tried to pet the bison?
48:57
Testecleese: Well, he got thrown, like, 13 feet in the air! Everyone saw it, like, holy shit!
49:03
Brian McFadden: And it was the Bison's fault.
49:05
Ron Pascoe: Must.
49:08
Ron Pascoe: And, mate, honestly, I've seen videos of people
49:11
Ron Pascoe: Like, in Asia, you see that guy put his head in a crocodile's mouth?
49:15
Testecleese: Yeah, and he got chumped!
49:16
Ron Pascoe: The crop grabby? Yeah. Might.
49:20
Testecleese: Understand how this works?
49:23
Ron Pascoe: Why would you stick your head in a crocodile's mouth with a lot of white people paying you 5 cents a pop?
49:29
Testecleese: Well, no.
49:29
Brian McFadden: Where's it.
49:30
Testecleese: The issue is you can do it, quote, safely.
49:35
Testecleese: Which is not safe. But the thing is, if anything touches the alligator's tongue, its mouth snaps shut. That guy that you're talking about in particular.
49:44
Testecleese: Sweat.
49:45
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
49:45
Testecleese: off of him.
49:47
Brian McFadden: They switched.
49:47
Testecleese: Touch the alligator.
49:48
Ron Pascoe: I don't necessary.
49:49
Testecleese: Jaw snap, shut. They do it, they do it in Florida, too, I'm not kidding ya.
49:56
Testecleese: I have a picture somewhere of me holding an alligator's mouth shut.
49:59
Testecleese: With me sitting on its back.
50:02
Ron Pascoe: Now, we just ride them… ride them to the shops and that.
50:06
Testecleese: I came up in Massachusetts, not Florida. The wife's in Florida. She used to pat these motherfuckers.
50:12
Testecleese: I'm like, you're out of your goddamn mind, they're fucking dinosaurs!
50:15
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
50:18
Ron Pascoe: Like, when you go to these Croc shows and all that here in Australia, you've only got a little bit of wire fencing in between Chick and walleye fencing.
50:24
Ron Pascoe: That's what's between you and a crock, isn't ya? You're becoming bloody chock-fludge.
50:29
Testecleese: Fuck you, Florida!
50:32
Testecleese: These people own homes with waterfront access, and there's alligators in their fucking yard!
50:39
Ron Pascoe: Yay.
50:39
Testecleese: Cooling off!
50:41
Ron Pascoe: That's what they do up in Kills, isn't.
50:42
Testecleese: Florida's up north?
50:44
Ron Pascoe: No, Australia. We're up north, that's where I.
50:46
Testecleese: Okay, okay, it's north of Australia, you're right.
50:51
Ron Pascoe: Oh, they love the weather out there, like, because they're reptilian, so they're cold-budded.
50:56
Ron Pascoe: So you've got to be in warmer weather to survive.
50:59
Testecleese: I also don't understand why all of Australia is hot, like…
51:02
Testecleese: half of that frickin' country must be far enough south to, like, freeze, but nope. Apparently not.
51:10
Ron Pascoe: Now, we're up north in the tropics of Capricorn.
51:13
Testecleese: See? That's what you get when you try to make a fucking sphere onto a flat piece of paper. Nothing ends up where it's supposed to be, huh?
51:23
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, and it blows all the flat earthers out of the water, doesn't it?
51:27
Testecleese: Greenland looks huge on a flat map, doesn't it?
51:31
Ron Pascoe: Well, it is huge, Greenland. It's a massive one.
51:34
Testecleese: knocks… not compared.
51:36
Testecleese: To what it looks like on a map.
51:39
Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah. They reduced map size, isn't that?
51:42
Ron Pascoe: But, he's joking.
51:43
Testecleese: No, not New Zealand. Okay, New Zealand.
51:46
Ron Pascoe: You're going into jail.
51:47
Testecleese: Can you know it.
51:48
Ron Pascoe: You know the Kirkleys actually tried to enlarge their pictures on the map to make them look bigger?
51:54
Testecleese: Well, it's mostly because your, latitudinal lines, to make them straight, you have to curve everything around the lines as you straighten the curved lines.
52:04
Brian McFadden: It's the rum line.
52:06
Testecleese: Alright.
52:08
Ron Pascoe: You'll know more about that than maybe, wouldn't you?
52:11
Testecleese: What now?
52:12
Ron Pascoe: I said, you learn more about that in the Navy.
52:15
Testecleese: Well, see, that's what got me, that's what blows my mind, is that we still have these flat earth conspiracies.
52:20
Testecleese: And I'm like, how huge is this conspiracy? How many people are involved to make us think the Earth is round when it's really flat? When we have, like.
52:31
Testecleese: Every nation that has a coastline has a navy.
52:36
Testecleese: Like, I…
52:37
Ron Pascoe: Fifthly.
52:37
Testecleese: around the… I've sailed around the world.
52:41
Testecleese: I went… West.
52:45
Testecleese: Until I came back to where I started, right?
52:48
Brian McFadden: Right. Read some surveys… No, no, no.
52:52
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm like.
52:53
Brian McFadden: It's a small minority, but in the United States, surveys have found 2-3% saying they generally believe the Earth is flat.
53:02
Brian McFadden: Whereas in other countries, it's 1-5%.
53:07
Testecleese: Oh, okay, so nutjobbery's more prevalent here.
53:10
Brian McFadden: Yes.
53:13
Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, if we can get people believing in bloody drop bears, of course they're going to believe the world's flat.
53:18
Testecleese: But the problem is, like, I can show…
53:23
Testecleese: the shadow of the earth on the moon.
53:26
Testecleese: Almost any night.
53:30
Testecleese: By simply pointing at the curvature of the moon, you know what I mean? Like, the crescent moon. Like, that's the shadow of the Earth.
53:39
Testecleese: Like, wh- so what… Flat Earther, what happens to the moon in a monthly cycle?
53:46
Testecleese: Brian's looking at this, I'm like, that's a good question.
53:48
Brian McFadden: worth its money.
53:49
Testecleese: Must have an answer for this, or else they wouldn't keep arguing, right?
53:54
Ron Pascoe: Well, here's a fun fact, you know Australia's wider than the new.
53:59
Testecleese: What's that?
53:59
Ron Pascoe: Australia's longer than the Moon's diameter.
54:03
Testecleese: So I was in the United States.
54:04
Ron Pascoe: Australia. Australia is wider.
54:07
Ron Pascoe: Than the moon's diameter.
54:09
Brian McFadden: Common claims include the moon is much smaller, Nearby object, rather than.
54:15
Testecleese: So it's closed.
54:16
Brian McFadden: body.
54:18
Brian McFadden: It moves above the flat Earth in a circular path along with the Sun.
54:24
Brian McFadden: Rather than orbiting the Earth.
54:26
Brian McFadden: And then, some versions claim that the moon is self-luminous.
54:30
Brian McFadden: It produces its own light, rather than reflecting sunlight.
54:34
Testecleese: In… in present cycles, though, with waxing and waning?
54:37
Brian McFadden: Moon phases are usually explained as the moon's elimination changing as it travels through the sky.
54:46
Testecleese: But where's it going?
54:46
Brian McFadden: But lunar eclipses are particularly difficult for Flat Earth models.
54:52
Testecleese: Oh my god.
54:53
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
54:55
Testecleese: I have a friend who swears he's a flat earther. I'm like, I don't know if I believe that you genuinely believe this. He's like, you must be trolling everyone. Like, you have to be trolling, there's no way you believe this shit. No, no.
55:07
Testecleese: Oh, oh, we've never been to the moon either, right? The United States put up a fucking giant parabolic fucking, mirror on the moon. Do people know this?
55:19
Testecleese: Yeah.
55:20
Ron Pascoe: One of those McDonald's Day, too.
55:22
Testecleese: There's a giant parabolic mirror. You can actually shoot a laser beam at it.
55:27
Testecleese: Have it come back to you, and measure how long it took to measure how far away the moon is.
55:33
Brian McFadden: That sounds like some Austin Powers would do.
55:35
Testecleese: We did this in the 70s!
55:39
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
55:40
Testecleese: Why would we even been back? Why the fuck would we go back? What is that? The only reason why we went to the moon was to beat Russia to it, right?
55:49
Testecleese: deal.
55:49
Brian McFadden: We're going back.
55:50
Testecleese: Yeah, what?
55:52
Ron Pascoe: Cool thumbnail.
55:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah, building a base.
55:54
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. They're talking about building.
55:55
Brian McFadden: Moonbase One!
55:57
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's against the Star Wars Accord.
56:02
Brian McFadden: As you know, knowledgeable out?
56:06
Testecleese: Rides from God, dude.
56:10
Testecleese: You guys ever heard of this, weapon system?
56:13
Testecleese: The reticle?
56:15
Testecleese: Basically, you have, like, satellites or the moon.
56:22
Testecleese: And you gently push, or just drop, Tungsten rods from orbit.
56:30
Testecleese: They hit terminal velocity, They smash into the ground with the,
56:36
Testecleese: The explosive force of, like, 100 megatons of dynamite.
56:45
Brian McFadden: Says we can build a moon base.
56:48
Brian McFadden: It's gonna be, the gateway, small, intended to serve a staging and support platform for other missions.
57:00
Brian McFadden: We're gonna have a sustained presence on the moon by 2030.
57:04
Testecleese: Well,
57:06
Brian McFadden: I believe it when I see it.
57:06
Ron Pascoe: Clearly, they're gonna use that as to hit Mars, aren't they?
57:11
Testecleese: Well, Mars is a private venture, that's Elon Musk, who wants…
57:15
Brian McFadden: I'm sure he can lease the moon base.
57:18
Testecleese: No, no, you'll probably use the Moonbase to, exactly, to, cheaper takeoff, right?
57:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
57:25
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
57:26
Testecleese: But 2030? That's 4 years, dude.
57:30
Ron Pascoe: It's achievable.
57:33
Brian McFadden: They're putting tents up first.
57:35
Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
57:36
Testecleese: Better send supplies in the damn hurry, you only got a couple years.
57:40
Ron Pascoe: I'll put a Mickey D out there soon.
57:45
Testecleese: Alright, it's funny, I watched this, guy recently on YouTube Shorts.
57:50
Testecleese: Talking about this and that, and that's where I got the whole, everyone has different ideas of what the continents are, but one of the things he did was, measurement systems, and it was fascinating listening to some of the arguments
58:03
Testecleese: like, the UK argument versus, metric, like, oh yeah, we're metric.
58:08
Testecleese: We, we made it, it's better.
58:11
Testecleese: I'm like, alright, well, how tall are you? He goes.
58:14
Testecleese: 5 feet, 11 inches. He goes, that's not metric. He goes, well, human height is different.
58:20
Testecleese: Okay, yeah, and then he goes through, like, a handful of imperial measurements the, Commonwealth uses, like, miles.
58:29
Testecleese: Yeah. Like, they'll actually use a mile, believe it or not.
58:33
Testecleese: They'll, they'll measure, and then, oh, our gallon's different.
58:37
Testecleese: Turns out, an American gown… was before this whole change happened in the United Kingdom.
58:44
Testecleese: We still have the same old measurement for what a gallon is versus what the United Kingdom is using in their imperial measurements, and they're… I just think that's fucking crazy. Just like your average American speaks better English than your Englishman.
58:58
Testecleese: Because, the English did this whole, we're gonna mispronounce things, intentionally, sometime around, like, the 1800s.
59:05
Testecleese: to sound smarter.
59:07
Testecleese: That's when they start putting used in words that don't belong.
59:12
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they loaded their limits.
59:13
Testecleese: Amazing.
59:14
Ron Pascoe: a lot of their language changes, game mate, because when they're, like, they're trying to talk French and all that, learn, like, different languages, Spanish and all that, the English actually shortened some of their words and put in some of the bloody Latin words, some of the Spanish words, some of the bloody French words in their vocabulary.
59:33
Ron Pascoe: So they changed a few… few of their words around.
59:39
Testecleese: I don't know where you're going with this.
59:41
Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, no, I'm just saying, like, you're talking about their language and that, just saying how it all come about, how they're, like, the English changed their language.
59:48
Testecleese: we speak English in the United States is more accurate to when the United States became its own nation versus then when England
59:57
Testecleese: speaks.
59:59
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, oh yeah, but get back that miles and that thing. You know we saw little stone markers on roads here with miles on them?
1:00:06
Ron Pascoe: what they used to have, like, for example, I live in Newcastle, and the next city up's Maitland. They used to have Maitland 24 mile.
1:00:14
Ron Pascoe: A marking systems, do you know what I mean?
1:00:17
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:00:17
Ron Pascoe: Before we went to kilometers.
1:00:20
Ron Pascoe: So you still, when you're driving along the road, you'll still see this little concrete or little stone bloody thing with a, like, M chiseled into it, and 24 chiseled into it.
1:00:30
Ron Pascoe: The old market system, so you knew how far away you were from that next city.
1:00:35
Testecleese: Do you know what a mile is? Like, if someone told you 10 miles, would you know how far.
1:00:40
Ron Pascoe: Isn't it 1.7 kilometres or something, isn't it?
1:00:44
Testecleese: It's one thing.
1:00:45
Testecleese: It's 5,280 feet. That's… that's what I know.
1:00:49
Ron Pascoe: Oh my god.
1:00:52
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I think it's 1.7 kilometres.
1:00:56
Testecleese: Yeah, that makes sense, because when I click over my, my speedometer to kilometers an hour, I'm like, holy shit, I'm flying!
1:01:05
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I had to do that when I went to Canada.
1:01:08
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yes, because it's… which is funny, because back in the day, you didn't have to, you just had to look on the other side of your…
1:01:15
Brian McFadden: No, it's all digital now, so…
1:01:17
Testecleese: Yep.
1:01:18
Testecleese: I still have a physical gauge, which is cool, which is… has both MPH and KPH, but I also have a digital display, if that's what I want. I could also have oil, pressure, whatever, whatever, you know?
1:01:32
Testecleese: But yeah, I got a good laugh. I love how Brian's all excited he went to Canada. Is this the first time you've been to Canada? You grew up in Michigan, dude.
1:01:40
Brian McFadden: No, I've been to Canada many times.
1:01:42
Testecleese: I agree.
1:01:42
Brian McFadden: I went there before I was a legal drinking age in Michigan. I went to Canada to drink.
1:01:48
Testecleese: We did the same nearby trim.
1:01:49
Brian McFadden: in Canada.
1:01:51
Ron Pascoe: Put the road over cross like you.
1:01:53
Testecleese: Yeah, we used to drive 8 hours from Mass to go up to Canada when we were 18, 19, 20.
1:01:59
Testecleese: And the border guides are like, why are you guys coming to Canada? It's like, we're gonna party.
1:02:04
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:02:05
Testecleese: You know that's illegal in your country?
1:02:08
Brian McFadden: Hell, we're not in our country anymore.
1:02:09
Testecleese: we're gonna go to your country to do this. And the guy was always like, alright.
1:02:18
Ron Pascoe: Baby toll booth.
1:02:22
Testecleese: It's like, you're gonna extradite me to the United States for drinking when I was 19? When it's legal in your country? It's like, the crime.
1:02:30
Brian McFadden: No.
1:02:30
Testecleese: No crime occurred, because, you know…
1:02:33
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:02:35
Testecleese: But yeah, we used to do it all the time. Oh, you'd meet these,
1:02:39
Brian McFadden: Before he needed a passport.
1:02:41
Testecleese: Well, yes, driver's license was good enough. Largest no-passport border on the planet, because it was safe and fair.
1:02:49
Brian McFadden: Michigan's got a program where you can actually… Good.
1:02:53
Brian McFadden: The proper credentials added to your driver's license without a passport here in the state when you apply for your driver's license.
1:03:01
Testecleese: Yeah, but Michigan's also having an issue building a bridge to.
1:03:04
Brian McFadden: No, the bridge is already built. The bridge… the issue was getting…
1:03:06
Testecleese: You're not using it, that's right.
1:03:10
Testecleese: That's right. There's a bridge built for Canadian goods, but nothing… nothing's coming across it.
1:03:16
Brian McFadden: It's being… it's open now. You can actually walk and… you can ride a bicycle across it, and walk across it now, too.
1:03:24
Testecleese: Alright.
1:03:26
Testecleese: Did we talk about the Karen Bass tax thing?
1:03:31
Brian McFadden: No, we didn't. We just talked about her great polling system.
1:03:35
Testecleese: She, apparently, it came out and said, if you donate… to…
1:03:43
Testecleese: Political candidates, taxpayers, will 5X match your donation.
1:03:49
Brian McFadden: How is that a thing?
1:03:51
Testecleese: Damn.
1:03:52
Brian McFadden: Sounds legal.
1:03:52
Testecleese: is doing, it sounds very illegal.
1:03:56
Testecleese: So she says, if you pay in $5, $30 is gonna come back out, is what's actually getting paid into the Democrat Party.
1:04:04
Brian McFadden: California's got tons of extra money in their state.
1:04:08
Testecleese: Well, apparently not enough to put a fire up, but they had money to send the fucking…
1:04:13
Testecleese: mayor of Los Angeles, Karen Bath, to, what was it, Nicaragua?
1:04:17
Brian McFadden: Oh, I thought she went to Africa!
1:04:19
Testecleese: Okay, now…
1:04:20
Ron Pascoe: That's true.
1:04:20
Testecleese: Nigeria, maybe. Ag Nigeria, maybe, then.
1:04:23
Testecleese: Instead of putting the fire out.
1:04:27
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she went to Africa.
1:04:28
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:04:29
Ron Pascoe: I'm waiting all night in Africa.
1:04:32
Testecleese: I actually just saw something about… in the news coming about New South Wales, too.
1:04:38
Brian McFadden: Wow. You're just covering all the…
1:04:41
Testecleese: Yeah, no, New South Wales is,
1:04:45
Testecleese: UK? Is that what you call it? The island?
1:04:48
Ron Pascoe: No, see, my state, New South Wales.
1:04:51
Testecleese: It's Australian, Australian. Something crazy happened there, I don't remember what it was.
1:04:56
Testecleese: who knows? Fucking Wales is a fucking nation in the United Kingdom.
1:05:03
Testecleese: It was an… this is… This is a true…
1:05:07
Brian McFadden: Darn it.
1:05:09
Ron Pascoe: Wales is entering the United States.
1:05:11
Testecleese: You guys have a fucking king, become one goddamn country and become different states, okay?
1:05:18
Ron Pascoe: different countries become one kingdom.
1:05:20
Testecleese: No, you have a… you have a fucking king!
1:05:24
Ron Pascoe: Come with me, under one kingdom.
1:05:27
Ron Pascoe: It'll be…
1:05:28
Testecleese: What blows my mind is when these fucking Canadians have these no-kings protests. I'm like, you have a fucking king!
1:05:38
Testecleese: But you're worried about the United States?
1:05:40
Ron Pascoe: They protested Donald Trump in England with no Kings Day, too. And he got the king? You know that's punishable by death.
1:05:48
Ron Pascoe: That law's still on… still on the books, the punishment by death?
1:05:51
Testecleese: No, there you go, you still have a fucking king.
1:05:54
Brian McFadden: And they can use their freedom of speech in the UK, too.
1:05:57
Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
1:05:58
Ron Pascoe: You get locked up in jail.
1:06:00
Ron Pascoe: Yeah. You get locked up in jail for…
1:06:01
Testecleese: agree with their fucking Muslim king, right? Look at Tommy Robinson.
1:06:06
Ron Pascoe: He's… he… he's a legend, that guy, Tommy.
1:06:10
Ron Pascoe: He stood up this.
1:06:11
Testecleese: talking about, don't I?
1:06:13
Ron Pascoe: Yep, he went to jail for his blouse, mate. Yep.
1:06:17
Testecleese: And all he's doing is talking.
1:06:19
Testecleese: But they said you were a fan.
1:06:21
Brian McFadden: You can't even be a comedian. You gotta be careful being a comedian in the UK.
1:06:25
Testecleese: Yay!
1:06:26
Ron Pascoe: Did you hear about the guy who got pulled up at the airport? The comedian?
1:06:31
Ron Pascoe: They had, cops there, waiting for him at the airport. He put down a post before he went away.
1:06:36
Ron Pascoe: an English comedian?
1:06:38
Ron Pascoe: And they were there to meet him, they were going to lock him up, but there was massive bloody protests about it.
1:06:44
Ron Pascoe: All he did, he just put a post up, and it had nothing to do with anything discriminatory.
1:06:48
Ron Pascoe: But because he spoke out, they, yeah, they met him at the bloody airport when he returned home.
1:06:56
Ron Pascoe: And the thing is, mate, I don't know if you've read about it, Brian, but here in Australia, mate, we've got the same thing happening at the moment.
1:07:01
Ron Pascoe: There's laws been passed to, like, even try and restrict our freedom of speech, because we haven't got it in a constitution like you guys got in your constitution.
1:07:09
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:07:11
Ron Pascoe: It's just, mate, yeah, like, we're going towards Canada and we're trying to stop it.
1:07:17
Brian McFadden: Good luck!
1:07:18
Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, well, Canadians are stuffed.
1:07:23
Ron Pascoe: what Trudeau and that brought in, well, that's… that's totally rampaged their bloody civil liberties.
1:07:29
Brian McFadden: Right, but, you know…
1:07:33
Brian McFadden: They gave it up, and now they're paying the price, because they let the government take over and take a mile.
1:07:40
Ron Pascoe: all the Liberal supporters out there.
1:07:44
Testecleese: See, this is what pisses me off, is that this Australian asshole…
1:07:50
Testecleese: What, what, I stumbled across on the internet one day when I talked shit to a friend of his. I believe is what happened.
1:08:00
Ron Pascoe: You know, it's…
1:08:01
Testecleese: named David Evans.
1:08:03
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Dave, yeah.
1:08:05
Testecleese: He talked a bunch of trash, because I mentioned I went to Australia once, and then I explained how I was right, and he's like, oh yeah, alright, that's alright. And that's how I met you.
1:08:15
Ron Pascoe: But…
1:08:17
Testecleese: But this asshole knows more about American politics than your average fucking voting Democrat.
1:08:24
Ron Pascoe: I love your politics. I reckon you guys got the most interesting politics in the world.
1:08:30
Testecleese: Well, because if the United States does it, for the most part, the rest of the world is gonna do it, but what's become the problem is these other nations have decided they're gonna accelerate the program, which is even worse.
1:08:43
Testecleese: Because you're not allowing a proper testing period, and then what we had, what happened in the Netherlands, and all of a sudden, they're like, alright, we need to stop this transgender thing, because people are killing themselves more.
1:08:54
Testecleese: You know?
1:08:57
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, it's interesting, mate, like, you get all these G7, G8 meetings and all that, that's where they talk about screwing us all over.
1:09:04
Ron Pascoe: all these summits and that, these world leaders, how are we going to screw them over?
1:09:08
Testecleese: World Economic Forum is when they talk about how to screw us over.
1:09:12
Ron Pascoe: All of them do, mate, trust me, every summer.
1:09:14
Testecleese: No, people don't understand. World Economic Forum isn't world leaders, it's very, very wealthy people.
1:09:21
Ron Pascoe: It's the economics society, mate. Economics.
1:09:25
Testecleese: And… you're worried… you and I are worried about the cost of gasoline.
1:09:30
Testecleese: But when these guys get together and talk, you and I are fucking chickens in the chicken coop going, and laying eggs for these assholes.
1:09:41
Testecleese: We have no idea what they're doing. It's way above our fucking knowledge, it's way above our understanding.
1:09:49
Testecleese: They're fucking harvesting us.
1:09:52
Ron Pascoe: It's like the CEO of Nestle.
1:09:54
Ron Pascoe: Hear what he said? Nobody's got the right to water.
1:09:58
Testecleese: Well… I agree with that, actually.
1:10:02
Testecleese: Alright.
1:10:02
Ron Pascoe: Why do you have a right?
1:10:05
Testecleese: No. So what, I have water, you can take it, because you're ripe?
1:10:09
Ron Pascoe: Now, if it's on your property, that's yours.
1:10:12
Testecleese: Oh, that's different!
1:10:14
Testecleese: That's a… oh, see, the United States doesn't know how to recognize that. The United States says the waterway… because if you have a right to it, that means you can damn it off.
1:10:25
Ron Pascoe: Not like that. He wasn't talking like that.
1:10:27
Testecleese: Oh, if you have a right to it, that means you can do with it as you see fit.
1:10:32
Ron Pascoe: Now, you're right to water, not what you can do to it.
1:10:36
Testecleese: Oh, if you have a river running through your yard, you can scoop water out, go ahead and drink it, deal with the fucking explosive diarrhea.
1:10:45
Testecleese: Something else people don't understand… You can't just drink water.
1:10:54
Testecleese: Everyone's so entitled, they think that, like, oh yeah, whatever.
1:10:57
Testecleese: I'm upset I got sick. So, well, you drank stagnant water.
1:11:02
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:11:03
Testecleese: So?
1:11:04
Testecleese: I shouldn't get sick.
1:11:06
Testecleese: It's like it was full of microbes.
1:11:10
Ron Pascoe: bacteria.
1:11:11
Testecleese: Yeah, it's full of all sorts of crazy stuff. It's like, this is why for a thousand years we've been boiling. And the best part is you hear these fucking Karens, like, well, I don't boil my water at home to drink it. No!
1:11:23
Brian McFadden: It's already treated in the…
1:11:25
Testecleese: Sterilized it before it got to you, bitch!
1:11:30
Testecleese: They have no idea how life works! They're so entitled that they want more. It's something I'm gonna bring up to the fucking United Kingdom, you have a right to healthcare? What the fuck does that mean? What does a right to healthcare mean, honestly? Because…
1:11:45
Brian McFadden: There is no right.
1:11:46
Testecleese: No, if you should have a right to it, that means that you have to be given… give…
1:11:50
Testecleese: Given this thing, the way they're putting it, anyways.
1:11:54
Testecleese: The way I would say a right is, is the government's not allowed to stop you. My right to own a gun means the government's not allowed to stop me. But these assholes, they have a right to healthcare, which means the government has to give me healthcare. But they're not fucking giving me guns!
1:12:09
Brian McFadden: You don't have a right for guns.
1:12:13
Testecleese: And, you know, oh… and this is why capitalism is better, because Canada does this friggin'…
1:12:21
Testecleese: socialized healthcare system, and there are more MRI machines in Portsmouth, Virginia, than there are in Canada.
1:12:29
Brian McFadden: Well, I think in England, there's a two-tiered system. If you got the money to pay, you can get into the private system.
1:12:37
Testecleese: We're doing that!
1:12:37
Ron Pascoe: Understood.
1:12:38
Testecleese: with Obamacare!
1:12:40
Ron Pascoe: I'm in Australia, we… every Commonwealth country's got it.
1:12:44
Ron Pascoe: See, we get… I think it's 2% of our wages goes towards healthcare.
1:12:48
Testecleese: Oh my god!
1:12:50
Ron Pascoe: So we can go in a private hospital, public hospital, but, like Bright said.
1:12:53
Testecleese: Let's just say you're a very healthy man who…
1:12:57
Testecleese: Okay, occasionally gets injured because shit happens, right?
1:13:02
Testecleese: Why should your taxes pay for the man who eats… who has blood-type pudding?
1:13:08
Testecleese: Why should you pay for his fucking triple bypass?
1:13:12
Ron Pascoe: Why shouldn't we? It works for us.
1:13:14
Testecleese: Does it?
1:13:16
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:13:16
Testecleese: How much…
1:13:17
Ron Pascoe: It might take you longer to wait for an assistant.
1:13:21
Testecleese: now I would like to compare how long you wait in line, how long you wait for procedures, what you pay into taxes versus what I pay into insurance.
1:13:33
Ron Pascoe: But you've got to assume.
1:13:34
Testecleese: I got a feeling I have a better system than you.
1:13:37
Ron Pascoe: No, not really. Because you've got to understand, too, like Brian said, we can opt in and buy our own private health. I've got private health.
1:13:43
Ron Pascoe: I post mine.
1:13:46
Testecleese: The problem is… private health insurance, that's it, that's what we… that's… that's what I'm talking about, private health insurance.
1:13:53
Ron Pascoe: I pay, I think it's $170 a fortnight.
1:13:57
Testecleese: Fortnite, oh my god. Is this… is this fucking 1640?
1:14:02
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:14:03
Testecleese: A Fortnite?
1:14:05
Ron Pascoe: Mate, you're here in Australia. A fortnight! When you're in Rome, mate.
1:14:12
Testecleese: I believe it's 2 weeks, right?
1:14:15
Ron Pascoe: That is certainly right, Corette.
1:14:17
Testecleese: Alright, now let's… ouch. Alright.
1:14:20
Testecleese: I talk trash, but I believe I've used the term scores before on the show to refer units of.
1:14:26
Ron Pascoe: we need.
1:14:27
Testecleese: So… What do you need to?
1:14:29
Ron Pascoe: Four score in 7 years?
1:14:33
Testecleese: Oh, fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
1:14:42
Testecleese: Yes, whatever.
1:14:43
Testecleese: entire… I can do the whole thing, but why bother?
1:14:47
Ron Pascoe: We'll have to throw a few more scores in there, mate.
1:14:53
Testecleese: Crazy.
1:14:54
Ron Pascoe: Oh, my God.
1:14:54
Testecleese: Lincoln was a crazy dictator.
1:14:57
Testecleese: People don't realize this.
1:15:00
Testecleese: What, he arrested, what was it, half, or a third, I'm sorry, a third of the, Maryland legislature without charges?
1:15:09
Testecleese: He suspended habeas corpus. He deployed our military troops within the borders of the United States. Like, he broke every single rule that we say isn't a big deal, but he's…
1:15:23
Testecleese: The best president ever.
1:15:25
Ron Pascoe: And he freed the slaves, mate.
1:15:27
Testecleese: Did he, though?
1:15:32
Ron Pascoe: Slavery's still going on today.
1:15:34
Testecleese: No, I believe it was the hundreds of thousands of men who gave their lives.
1:15:39
Testecleese: That frees.
1:15:40
Ron Pascoe: Slaves.
1:15:41
Ron Pascoe: And women.
1:15:43
Ron Pascoe: But he did, he organized.
1:15:44
Testecleese: No, and women. I guarantee you!
1:15:48
Testecleese: They were not women with muskets, unless they were defending their own homes.
1:15:54
Ron Pascoe: They played a part, mate.
1:15:58
Testecleese: No, the women stay at home, because they can make more babies. This is what we all know. Men go to war, they fight, they die.
1:16:04
Brian McFadden: How are they gonna make babies without the men?
1:16:07
Ron Pascoe: That's right.
1:16:08
Testecleese: One man can impregnate 100 women. One woman can have one baby a year.
1:16:14
Ron Pascoe: Better weren't no plastic turkey bases from China there at the time.
1:16:17
Brian McFadden: Yep, buddy.
1:16:18
Testecleese: It doesn't… it doesn't increase incubation period, though. She still needs to carry a baby to term.
1:16:27
Testecleese: This is why men go and fight. This is why men go out and fight the wild animal.
1:16:35
Testecleese: Women are more important.
1:16:37
Testecleese: And this is what's driving me fucking nights? Driving me fucking nuts with what's going on with this whole fucking…
1:16:43
Testecleese: Equality bullshit.
1:16:48
Testecleese: You want me to treat women like I treat men? Dear God, next time you punch me in the mouth, I'm going to fucking knock you out and shatter your jaw.
1:16:58
Testecleese: Right?
1:17:01
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:17:03
Testecleese: You want to be treated like a man, maybe I will treat you like a man.
1:17:09
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, no, I get that. What wrong with you on that one?
1:17:12
Testecleese: Chivalry's dead! You fucking killed it. And by the way, I just want to point out, there's, like, 196 rules of combat in the Chivalric code, and, like, FOUR!
1:17:23
Testecleese: things about how to treat a lady. And I just want to point out, these women bitchin' about Chivalry being dead are not ladies, okay?
1:17:33
Testecleese: Ladies were upper class, they were not fucking common plebeians.
1:17:42
Testecleese: Am I wrong?
1:17:45
Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
1:17:46
Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, you got a point, you're on a roll, mate, you got a point there.
1:17:50
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just… I…
1:17:53
Testecleese: Sorry, I was watching a whole bunch of Karen videos today, and it pissed me off!
1:17:57
Brian McFadden: It worked.
1:18:00
Ron Pascoe: I thought it was just too much sugar in your diet.
1:18:02
Testecleese: Oh, dude, I actually don't eat that much sugar, I say that. I drink a lot of soda.
1:18:13
Testecleese: At some point, these folks have to realize how fucking stupid they are. When they're saying, you need to move the sun.
1:18:22
Testecleese: Oh my god.
1:18:25
Testecleese: It's like… How do I even interact with you?
1:18:34
Ron Pascoe: Oh, his son?
1:18:38
Testecleese: No, and it was even crazier?
1:18:41
Testecleese: I actually heard a complaint from a woman that her toilet drained the wrong way.
1:18:48
Testecleese: And I was like, well, the only way to fix that is to go south of the equator.
1:18:53
Ron Pascoe: New to Australia.
1:18:55
Testecleese: He's like, I don't know what to tell you, or South America.
1:18:59
Testecleese: I want to tell you, this is the way water drains north of the equator, the other side it goes the other way. And she said it offended her political energy, because it spun the wrong way. It was like, clockwise and counterclockwise? It's political?
1:19:19
Testecleese: It's just… Mmm! They can vote!
1:19:26
Testecleese: They can vote!
1:19:29
Testecleese: Complaining the sun's in the wrong place. Saying the water Spins the wrong way!
1:19:37
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:19:38
Testecleese: If you don't understand how life and reality works around you.
1:19:43
Testecleese: How are you allowed to vote?
1:19:49
Ron Pascoe: Have you ever seen those Mark Dodd studios?
1:19:52
Testecleese: What?
1:19:52
Ron Pascoe: So, have you seen these Mark Dice videos? Those people go out in California?
1:19:56
Ron Pascoe: And ask them questions?
1:19:58
Testecleese: Posh…
1:19:58
Brian McFadden: Sit on the street.
1:19:59
Testecleese: does.
1:20:00
Ron Pascoe: On the street, interviews?
1:20:03
Testecleese: I've seen a bunch.
1:20:03
Ron Pascoe: I've seen it when they've asked these people from California who was in the Civil War?
1:20:08
Ron Pascoe: Well, there was one guy answered England and Japan.
1:20:14
Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what's funny? Is if someone asked me who was involved in the Civil War.
1:20:19
Testecleese: I would actually ask questions.
1:20:21
Testecleese: Or maybe provide several answers.
1:20:25
Testecleese: Because let's be 100% real here. Are we gonna say the North and the South?
1:20:29
Testecleese: Are we gonna say the Union and the Confederacy? Are we gonna say the Republicans and the Democrats?
1:20:36
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
1:20:37
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:20:39
Testecleese: But the thing is, these people are like the Japanese, you know what I mean? It's like…
1:20:45
Ron Pascoe: He went in Japan a while ago, I said, I… Oh, I just lost it.
1:20:50
Testecleese: Well, this is what blows my mind, is that the average American thinks Civil War means what happens in the United States in the 1800s.
1:20:58
Testecleese: That, that, that was a failed revolution.
1:21:03
Testecleese: an actual, true civil war. Let's look at what's been going on in Egypt for the last frickin', like, 25 years, right?
1:21:11
Brian McFadden: Obama fixed that!
1:21:14
Testecleese: When you…
1:21:16
Brian McFadden: with the Muslim Brother Hoard in charge?
1:21:18
Testecleese: No, I'm…
1:21:21
Testecleese: Okay, okay, you're right. You're right. You kill everyone who disagrees with you, the problem will stop, huh?
1:21:35
Testecleese: Peppers.
1:21:36
Testecleese: Not untrue!
1:21:38
Brian McFadden: But…
1:21:39
Testecleese: Civil War isn't two fucking armies lining up to fight each other, like fucking World War II or United States Civil War. It's people setting up fucking bombs and assassinating people.
1:21:54
Testecleese: This is the difference between a civil war and a failed revolution.
1:22:01
Testecleese: And again, Lincoln broke every rule we had to make sure that didn't happen.
1:22:06
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:22:10
Testecleese: Alright, what's going on? We're not even in New York, are we? Where are we?
1:22:16
Brian McFadden: New York governor has, north Carolina governor has vetoed an election overhaul that would have made him cross-check voter rolls with death records.
1:22:26
Testecleese: So there are registered voters.
1:22:30
Testecleese: That have died.
1:22:31
Testecleese: Obviously, right?
1:22:33
Brian McFadden: So they say.
1:22:35
Testecleese: So, that's just a natural thing.
1:22:39
Brian McFadden: Google did mine.
1:22:40
Testecleese: We're not gonna check who died and can't vote anymore?
1:22:44
Testecleese: Why would you do this?
1:22:46
Brian McFadden: The main reason is because it was gonna reduce the number of early voting days.
1:22:52
Testecleese: God, because they're dead!
1:22:53
Brian McFadden: It's certain… and it was gonna… and it was also gonna grant the state auditor new powers to review election results in the battleground state.
1:23:02
Testecleese: Yes, and my mother voted Republican her entire life until she died. She's been voting Democrat since.
1:23:08
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep. The Republican lawmakers have enough votes to override the veto.
1:23:14
Brian McFadden: So, it's probably gonna pass.
1:23:18
Brian McFadden: That's doing a lot better than Virginia, who's now a part of the Compact Organization.
1:23:25
Testecleese: Oh, they finally… this is the whole, we're gonna ignore the votes we got, and vote…
1:23:31
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:23:32
Testecleese: So, look, we don't care what our own voters said.
1:23:35
Brian McFadden: Nope, nope.
1:23:37
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:23:39
Brian McFadden: Because there's a Democrat legislature in Virginia and a Democrat governor, she signed off on it this week, where, you know, when this organization, quote-unquote, has 270 electoral votes, it goes into effect.
1:23:54
Testecleese: Did anyone explain this to you? This could happen the other way, too?
1:23:57
Brian McFadden: I don't think they care. They don't… we've talked about this over and over again, you know, they make all these silly rules, think it's gonna benefit them, but Trump won the popular vote in the last election, so…
1:24:08
Testecleese: Yeah, then it benefits the other side, they want to make it illegal, it's like, you guys passed it!
1:24:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:24:15
Testecleese: Like, you said it wasn't fair without this. You said we were all a bunch of racist bigots without.
1:24:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:24:21
Testecleese: So you passed it, and then you lost anyway.
1:24:24
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:24:24
Testecleese: And now it's racist to have it, it's…
1:24:29
Testecleese: Does Australia deal with this shit?
1:24:32
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:24:34
Ron Pascoe: But it changed… We enough mic and,
1:24:38
Ron Pascoe: This is going to sound stupid.
1:24:41
Ron Pascoe: It's compulsory to vote now.
1:24:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that is stupid.
1:24:45
Testecleese: Yeah, that's stupid. That's stupid.
1:24:47
Ron Pascoe: But the thing is, we've got to identify who we are when we go into the bloody electorate to vote.
1:24:52
Testecleese: Are you allowed to…
1:24:53
Brian McFadden: So, ID?
1:24:54
Ron Pascoe: Any nights on a roll.
1:24:56
Testecleese: Are you… are you allowed to cast a vote that says I'm not voting for either?
1:25:01
Testecleese: For any of them?
1:25:02
Ron Pascoe: You can, it's called a donkey vote, and that vote goes to the government.
1:25:07
Brian McFadden: They can choose how to use your vote.
1:25:11
Testecleese: What the fuck?
1:25:12
Ron Pascoe: Thank you, buddy.
1:25:13
Ron Pascoe: If we drop the dump.
1:25:14
Testecleese: no say in how your government works. Whole bunch of fucking meth addicts are gonna vote for you, and the people say, I don't give a shit, because I don't know what's going on. They're gonna go to the meth addicts?
1:25:24
Ron Pascoe: But this is the best bit. You don't realize what happens. If we don't vote, we get a fine.
1:25:30
Ron Pascoe: If we don't pay that fine, if you've got a driver's license, that…
1:25:33
Brian McFadden: a vote?
1:25:33
Ron Pascoe: Nope.
1:25:34
Ron Pascoe: That becomes disqualified. Then, on top of that, the longer you take to pay it off, if you don't pay it off, they increase your fine.
1:25:42
Ron Pascoe: then they can eventually, like, throw you in jail if you don't vote.
1:25:46
Brian McFadden: Virginia used to have that rule in place where if you didn't pay your fines, you could lose your… if you didn't pay, like, your child support or anything like that, they could take away your driving rights, yeah.
1:25:57
Testecleese: But this is…
1:25:58
Brian McFadden: But then it was a slippery slope, because if you can't get to work, you can't pay your fines, so it was like a circular effect.
1:26:06
Testecleese: But this is just nuts. A mandatory vote just guarantees that uninformed voters are gonna vote.
1:26:13
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:26:14
Brian McFadden: That's lovely.
1:26:15
Ron Pascoe: Ellie?
1:26:16
Ron Pascoe: Go in, throw a faster boat, and just piss off.
1:26:20
Ron Pascoe: Ridiculous.
1:26:21
Testecleese: No, I… did you have to vote on everything, or just show up?
1:26:26
Ron Pascoe: everything, mate.
1:26:28
Ron Pascoe: And we haven't… we've got one.
1:26:30
Ron Pascoe: - I…
1:26:31
Testecleese: I don't win for everything.
1:26:33
Brian McFadden: Can you write in?
1:26:35
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you can do the Marlene, but you've got to have a really good reason, and it's really strict.
1:26:40
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:26:41
Ron Pascoe: Wednesday.
1:26:41
Testecleese: You can't just put Donald Duck?
1:26:44
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but the thing is, if you're in hospital.
1:26:47
Ron Pascoe: You can do it. If you're overseas, you do a vote before you go overseas. Like, they'll ask you, they'll… before you go overseas, if you're in Australia, they'll say there's an election coming up.
1:26:57
Ron Pascoe: So you'll have to go to an Australian Embassy to vote, otherwise you still get fined?
1:27:01
Brian McFadden: You gotta go to the embassy to vote when you're overseas, that's insane.
1:27:06
Testecleese: There's no absentee ballots?
1:27:08
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you can fill an absentee ballot, thing, but you've got to prove that you're going overseas.
1:27:13
Ron Pascoe: Or, if you're out of town, like, you can vote early.
1:27:17
Ron Pascoe: But that's why I normally do… I normally vote early. They say, oh, what's the reason why you're there?
1:27:22
Brian McFadden: Vote early and vote often.
1:27:24
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I vote early. I just tell them I'm going to be on the piss on Saturday, because all our elections are on Saturdays.
1:27:33
Testecleese: We usually do elections on Tuesdays here.
1:27:36
Ron Pascoe: Now, we don't say that, because that's where most of the people are off work.
1:27:41
Testecleese: Well, that's actually why they do it on a Tuesday, is so that,
1:27:45
Testecleese: You can't be fired to go to vote. That's actually the law, believe it or not.
1:27:52
Testecleese: And I don't know, they do it on Tuesdays. Brian, you know as well as I, it's Tuesday, almost every time, right?
1:27:58
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:28:00
Brian McFadden: I just signed up to be part of the Electoral committee here in my area, so…
1:28:06
Brian McFadden: We'll see if they accept me or not.
1:28:08
Testecleese: Brian's gonna get arrested.
1:28:12
Ron Pascoe: Now, we do have some set, I… everyone's either…
1:28:15
Ron Pascoe: At footy, or at bloody whatever time, or at home on the weekend.
1:28:22
Testecleese: You eat fried chicken?
1:28:25
Ron Pascoe: Meat pie.
1:28:27
Brian McFadden: Meat pie.
1:28:28
Testecleese: Wow.
1:28:30
Testecleese: That's not nearly as exciting.
1:28:33
Ron Pascoe: Probably kidding.
1:28:34
Brian McFadden: You can get fried chicken in Australia.
1:28:36
Testecleese: Oh, I bet you can. I guarantee you.
1:28:39
Brian McFadden: You think there's a KFC in Australia?
1:28:41
Testecleese: I bet you, he lives in a major city, I bet you there's a KFC within 10 miles of where he lives.
1:28:47
Ron Pascoe: It's as many McDonald's as KOCs, yeah.
1:28:52
Testecleese: Can't get rid of it, kid!
1:28:54
Brian McFadden: Hey!
1:28:56
Testecleese: Capitalism spreads.
1:28:57
Brian McFadden: Mh.
1:28:58
Ron Pascoe: Fun fact too, boys, our troops have been, america and UK?
1:29:03
Testecleese: B.
1:29:04
Testecleese: Here's the thing is, if no one in Australia bought KFC, they wouldn't stay there, right?
1:29:09
Brian McFadden: Nope, nope, -
1:29:11
Ron Pascoe: I will be all the time.
1:29:13
Testecleese: You, you all, all at once took a bite and went, holy shit, Kentucky can fry a chicken.
1:29:21
Ron Pascoe: All of this type.
1:29:22
Brian McFadden: The original recipe's gotten too greasy for me, though. I've had to switch to extra crispy.
1:29:27
Ron Pascoe: Oh, whoa.
1:29:28
Testecleese: Yeah, you need extra crispy. But, like, hey, not talking shit about Australia, but, like, what foods is Australia known for? Like,
1:29:38
Brian McFadden: Degemite!
1:29:41
Testecleese: Oh, Vegemite!
1:29:42
Testecleese: Is that the weird chocolate?
1:29:45
Brian McFadden: No! That's the weird spread you put on your toes.
1:29:54
Ron Pascoe: It looks like grease oil.
1:29:57
Testecleese: Also, it was in peanut butter!
1:29:59
Testecleese: And you know peanut butter's.
1:30:00
Brian McFadden: Yeah, the peanut butter tastes a hell of a lot better than Vegemite.
1:30:04
Testecleese: Exactly!
1:30:06
Ron Pascoe: mate, depends on your taste, Brian, you know that.
1:30:09
Brian McFadden: Beautiful!
1:30:10
Testecleese: But it's gross, and it's horrible for you, but it's so good.
1:30:17
Brian McFadden: Yo.
1:30:19
Testecleese: Alright. I've seen these European guys coming to the United States and having peanut butter for the first time. I was like, there's no way this is the first time you've had peanut butter. No way. No way, no way possible the first time you've ever had peanut butter.
1:30:35
Ron Pascoe: No!
1:30:37
Ron Pascoe: No, I love, actually… Yeah. Sorry.
1:30:41
Testecleese: No, the only way you haven't had peanut butter is because you avoided it on purpose.
1:30:45
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:30:45
Testecleese: you can get peanut butter in Australia, just like I can get Vegemite, although I'm gonna pay an extra, like, 3 bucks, because, like.
1:30:53
Brian McFadden: I might have to order it on Amazon.
1:30:55
Testecleese: He's like, 9 people on the planet make it.
1:31:01
Ron Pascoe: I've got a jar unopened there, I think.
1:31:04
Testecleese: Yeah, Pierre!
1:31:07
Ron Pascoe: But, no, it's good. But I did notice a difference, like, when I was in America, I loved the bloody… was it Popeye's Chicken?
1:31:14
Brian McFadden: Huh.
1:31:16
Brian McFadden: Popeye's got some good chicken, yeah.
1:31:18
Ron Pascoe: You've got some good stuff. Oh, I thought that was food in the cave, but yeah, over there.
1:31:21
Brian McFadden: It is, I agree.
1:31:23
Testecleese: what I… this is what I owe.
1:31:24
Testecleese: from other people who came and visited, like, holy shit, I… I was told one thing, and it was not that at all. Like, everyone was friendly, they were excited to meet me because I was foreign.
1:31:38
Testecleese: You know?
1:31:40
Testecleese: And then you had to have Popeyes.
1:31:43
Testecleese: You know, or, Five Guys. Oh my god, Five Guys. Let's talk about how good Five Guys is. And their Cajun fries?
1:31:52
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:31:53
Testecleese: Ron, did you get to have 5 guys?
1:31:56
Ron Pascoe: No, I think they're looking to bring, a couple of franchises out here in Australia, and Wendy's as well, too, is coming out of here now, apparently.
1:32:03
Testecleese: Oh, shit, dude! You gotta try you a Frosty?
1:32:07
Testecleese: And it's not my thing, but it's very common in the American South, dip your fries in your frosty.
1:32:15
Ron Pascoe: They do it at McDonald's with it.
1:32:16
Brian McFadden: And unlike McDonald's, their machines actually work.
1:32:21
Brian McFadden: You're actually…
1:32:23
Testecleese: They're not always…
1:32:24
Brian McFadden: Cleaning it, right?
1:32:27
Ron Pascoe: So if he happens in Australia, boys, the ice cream should you get, you know?
1:32:33
Testecleese: Man, I miss Wendy's.
1:32:35
Ron Pascoe: I wonder who's got the contract for that one.
1:32:39
Testecleese: They got square burgers, too.
1:32:41
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:32:42
Ron Pascoe: And I wanted to try White Castle when I was there, and Chick-fil-A, but I didn't get it there.
1:32:47
Testecleese: It's trash.
1:32:48
Ron Pascoe: I wanted to do those little sliders, but yeah, I did get a chance. Popeye's Chicken, I loved it. And the other ones I loved, too, when I was,
1:32:54
Testecleese: Wah-wah.
1:32:56
Ron Pascoe: Disney World.
1:32:58
Ron Pascoe: They took…
1:32:59
Testecleese: down to Orlando, did you?
1:33:01
Ron Pascoe: No, not, the bueno, in the horn.
1:33:03
Testecleese: Oh, Disneyland.
1:33:05
Ron Pascoe: Disneyland, yeah. Mate, the turkey legs! I absolutely love to walk around Disneyland with a massive turkey legs, bigger than me head.
1:33:11
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:33:11
Testecleese: Oh my god! No! No, dude, you missed it! You need to come to a state fair.
1:33:18
Brian McFadden: I'm going to the county… I've been going to the county fair all week. I've been there, like… I'm on my… going again tomorrow for the third time this week.
1:33:24
Testecleese: Thank you. You can get a turkey, like, every time, can't you?
1:33:27
Brian McFadden: You can, yeah.
1:33:28
Testecleese: And the Australian is like, holy shit, Turkey, right?
1:33:33
Ron Pascoe: Oh, now we got tweaking.
1:33:34
Ron Pascoe: Our turkey, like, we get it, but it's mainly around Christmas.
1:33:37
Testecleese: Say they got turkeys, but they don't really have turkeys. And you know it.
1:33:42
Brian McFadden: Everything's bigger in Australia, so I thought they'd have bigger turkeys soon.
1:33:46
Testecleese: It's a different animal, and you know it.
1:33:49
Ron Pascoe: And when we share our emu drumsticks.
1:33:54
Ron Pascoe: No, I love it, Mike.
1:33:56
Ron Pascoe: Well, loved it. I had the first experience at a diner in America.
1:34:00
Ron Pascoe: In LA. It was awesome, mate.
1:34:03
Testecleese: LA, man. Oh, Jesus Christ.
1:34:06
Testecleese: Yeah, don't get me wrong, the view from LA is nice, the weather is amazing.
1:34:11
Testecleese: But the people are fucking douche nozzles.
1:34:15
Brian McFadden: It's gotten worse.
1:34:16
Ron Pascoe: Right?
1:34:17
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, a lot of them seem like a loss in that mode,
1:34:21
Ron Pascoe: I spoke to a few locals in Hollywood Bar, one in, had a few drinks in there.
1:34:25
Testecleese: It's because you're a local, it's because you're, foreign, I mean.
1:34:28
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
1:34:30
Testecleese: Just, like, look at what happened in Boston with this Scottish. They… check this, check this shit out. The Scottish.
1:34:39
Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, they have a reputation, but Boston!
1:34:43
Brian McFadden: For World Cup.
1:34:44
Testecleese: reputation, right? The Scottish drank Boston dry.
1:34:49
Brian McFadden: I don't think they really did.
1:34:51
Testecleese: Well, that's just because they hadn't anticipated the extra crowd.
1:34:54
Brian McFadden: Well, they didn't want to… the Scottish didn't want to drink McUldra, so…
1:35:00
Testecleese: Did that… they refuse to drink Michel Global Ultra?
1:35:02
Brian McFadden: I wouldn't, I don't know, I'm just saying. I have a hard time believing that there was no beer left in all of Boston. I guarantee there's some crappy American beer that just refuse to drink.
1:35:13
Testecleese: Well, from what I understand is, they all loved Sam Adams.
1:35:19
Testecleese: That's, like, actually the biggest thing that's going on right now. Right now is Sam Adams is about to go global because of the World Cup.
1:35:27
Ron Pascoe: It wasn't too bad, actually. It wasn't a bad drop.
1:35:31
Testecleese: Well, we've been talking about Sam Adams for a couple of years now, we haven't brought him up in a while, but we brought up…
1:35:37
Brian McFadden: It's not a microbrewery.
1:35:38
Testecleese: They're, yeah, they're gonna lose their microbrew license, because they're international.
1:35:43
Testecleese: And if they start freaking producing and selling to, like.
1:35:47
Testecleese: Scotland and Australia, because people came to Boston and liked the beer.
1:35:54
Testecleese: Like, I can get Sam Adams here in West Virginia, no problem.
1:35:58
Brian McFadden: Untap.
1:35:59
Testecleese: depends on where I go. I can get it at some, like, steak places, but that's, like, an hour drive.
1:36:06
Testecleese: But the… The thing is, people don't realize, like, oh, we're still in the same country. Jesus Christ.
1:36:13
Testecleese: The distance from where I live to where Sam Adams is brewed… is, like, friends to… Belgium.
1:36:25
Brian McFadden: We… we've had, some… we had some influencers come over to Michigan from the UK and England.
1:36:32
Brian McFadden: And they said, you know, they were asking for directions from people on how to get someplace in Michigan, and people would say, oh, it's just down the road a little bit. Three and a half hours later…
1:36:42
Testecleese: and a half hours, you know? And they're like.
1:36:43
Brian McFadden: We travel through entire countries in Europe, you know, compared to the state of Michigan, you know?
1:36:51
Testecleese: Well, just like when you came to West Virginia, I was like, yeah, it's at this way, it's, you know, it's…
1:36:55
Testecleese: straight shot, no big deal. And you're like, I almost ran out of gas. Yup.
1:37:02
Brian McFadden: Yep, won't make that mistake again.
1:37:03
Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, you have no idea how far some of these stretches are, and…
1:37:08
Brian McFadden: Yo?
1:37:08
Testecleese: Australia understands that better than most places, but, like, the cities…
1:37:12
Testecleese: Are pretty much clustered on the…
1:37:15
Testecleese: the shores, like, you see in the States, but there's no, like, inland…
1:37:20
Testecleese: communities, for the most part, you know what I mean? Not where you're gonna drive 180 miles to the next gas station, you know?
1:37:29
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:37:31
Ron Pascoe: Well, that's the thing, you made in Australia, we say we're going for a burgl, we're just going up the road, we'll come back 3 days later.
1:37:38
Testecleese: You guys… You guys buy gasoline by the liter or the gallon?
1:37:42
Brian McFadden: Later.
1:37:44
Ron Pascoe: Play that.
1:37:46
Testecleese: Brian.
1:37:48
Testecleese: Do a quick calculation for me.
1:37:51
Testecleese: I pay $3.99 a gallon currently, please.
1:37:55
Testecleese: Ron, tell us what you pay per liter, then compare the two and see who pays less.
1:38:00
Ron Pascoe: Well, at the moment, we're playing… what was it $2.08 for soup?
1:38:04
Brian McFadden: I can already tell you that without the calculation.
1:38:07
Ron Pascoe: So that's what's, that's about 5 bucks, or something like that.
1:38:11
Brian McFadden: Americans are paying a lot less per gallon than Australians do per liter, because it's 4 liters to a gallon, almost.
1:38:18
Testecleese: almost, because gallons, yeah.
1:38:22
Brian McFadden: And if he's paying 2 for 4, that's $8 on our money.
1:38:26
Testecleese: Exactly, leaders aren't courts. Exactly, they're paying nearly twice as much as we are.
1:38:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they have to import everything, because they don't… they're not allowed to harvest their own oil.
1:38:39
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, the thing is…
1:38:41
Testecleese: That's an excellent point.
1:38:43
Brian McFadden: They're gonna have nuclear-powered cars before we do.
1:38:46
Ron Pascoe: We had 6 refineries here in Australia.
1:38:50
Brian McFadden: All good.
1:38:50
Ron Pascoe: And one just got half destroyed. Someone… Apparently there's a fire there.
1:38:56
Ron Pascoe: Because they're trying to go green energy here in Australia, which is ridiculous. 80% of it.
1:39:00
Testecleese: What blows my mind… what blows my mind is when these people do this shit. It's like, you lit a fucking…
1:39:06
Testecleese: oil refinery to make a gasoline on fire. Right. What do you think that did to the environment versus the gasoline?
1:39:16
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
1:39:16
Ron Pascoe: I thought.
1:39:17
Brian McFadden: Well, according to the article we talked about earlier, you know, that might be better for the climate, you know?
1:39:24
Brian McFadden: Apparently, it might make the…
1:39:25
Testecleese: When… healthier!
1:39:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:39:27
Testecleese: Ron, you missed it, we were talking about how apparently these fossil fuels burning is not just making everything greener because of carbon dioxide, but apparently we're sprinkling the specific nitrogen on the planet that makes plants grow.
1:39:42
Ron Pascoe: But it's carbon.
1:39:43
Testecleese: Yup. No, no, nitrogen.
1:39:46
Testecleese: But not all nitrogen is what nitrogen, what plants need to grow.
1:39:52
Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, you really are.
1:39:53
Ron Pascoe: The carbon dioxide also keeps them alive, mate.
1:39:56
Testecleese: It just… it's…
1:39:58
Testecleese: Planet's healthier than it's ever… more life than ever recorded in history, they're telling how it's dying. It's like…
1:40:06
Testecleese: There's more life than ever.
1:40:08
Testecleese: I don't understand your argument.
1:40:11
Ron Pascoe: That's right, you know what they're gonna do, mate? Keep fossil fuel cars and put more trees in. That's how you're gonna keep the environment going.
1:40:17
Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, yep.
1:40:19
Ron Pascoe: Jeez.
1:40:19
Testecleese: Hey, man, you wanna drive an electric car? That's okay, I got no problem with that, because let's be real.
1:40:25
Testecleese: People don't understand.
1:40:27
Brian McFadden: How you gonna charge your car?
1:40:29
Brian McFadden: With solar power and wind power?
1:40:32
Testecleese: Yeah, that's not even the point I'm trying to make here. But yes.
1:40:36
Testecleese: You're right, you're probably pulling it into a cold point.
1:40:39
Testecleese: But electric cars… Electric motors are very different than internal combustion engines. They work differently.
1:40:48
Testecleese: You have 100% torque available at 1 RPM.
1:40:54
Testecleese: Versus a, gasoline or a diesel car that does this shit.
1:40:59
Testecleese: It's at 5,252.
1:41:04
Testecleese: RPM is where you get the peak torque and horsepower output, gasoline or diesel.
1:41:12
Ron Pascoe: I look at it differently. I look at it from a simple man's point of view.
1:41:15
Ron Pascoe: I'd rather spend 2 minutes at a Bowser putting petrol in my car.
1:41:20
Ron Pascoe: And sitting there for 45 minutes trying to charge up a car.
1:41:23
Testecleese: Oh, I mean, if you could plug your car in at night…
1:41:27
Testecleese: When you come home from work.
1:41:29
Ron Pascoe: And your car breaks down or something. You're in the middle of bloody morning, it's 2 degrees.
1:41:34
Ron Pascoe: I'd rather have the fuel running.
1:41:36
Testecleese: Minus 2 degrees. So here's the difference between, metric and imperial.
1:41:43
Testecleese: Minus 2 degrees to you is 1 below freezing, right?
1:41:49
Testecleese: Yeah, that's 33 degrees below freezing for us.
1:41:54
Ron Pascoe: Oh, right, okay.
1:41:56
Ron Pascoe: The point I'm trying to say is, mate, I'd rather have a fuel car running, keeping the hooter going, than bloody electric.
1:42:06
Testecleese: See, these Australians… it's funny, because he's making a valid point, but he doesn't understand the greater aspect.
1:42:14
Testecleese: The Australian doesn't understand cold weather.
1:42:18
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:42:19
Testecleese: No, like… Negative 1 Fahrenheit might actually make your electric car not start.
1:42:27
Brian McFadden: Good luck in West Virginia with an electric car.
1:42:30
Ron Pascoe: 100%.
1:42:32
Testecleese: Why? Well, I mean, because it gets cold?
1:42:36
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:42:37
Testecleese: Yeah, but… I wouldn't have an electric pickup truck.
1:42:42
Brian McFadden: That's the way to go, man.
1:42:44
Testecleese: We use the pickup truck in the winter, because it's got four-wheel drive.
1:42:48
Testecleese: You know?
1:42:50
Testecleese: Shit, shit happens, get out of the way, you're stuck.
1:42:55
Testecleese: I got nothing against electric cars. Actually, I think they're fucking amazing.
1:42:59
Testecleese: But it's…
1:43:00
Brian McFadden: Especially the Tulsa truck.
1:43:02
Testecleese: Well, it's a different animal. People don't.
1:43:04
Brian McFadden: It's not even a truck. I don't call it a truck. It don't look like a truck, it don't act like a truck.
1:43:09
Testecleese: You mean the Cybertruck?
1:43:11
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:43:13
Testecleese: Yeah, well… okay, I agree why you say it's not a truck, but…
1:43:20
Testecleese: It's a giant battery, that's the big deal. It has… no, no, no, no, for real.
1:43:25
Testecleese: It is a giant battery that'll… Power your house for days.
1:43:32
Testecleese: That's the big thing, is that that entire back space is battery storage.
1:43:38
Testecleese: And… I can't imagine spending that much money on a fucking giant, heavy, stainless steel vehicle.
1:43:46
Testecleese: But… you can just drive your battery up and help, you know what I mean?
1:43:52
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:43:54
Testecleese: Anyway… We're moving on.
1:43:58
Testecleese: Oh.
1:43:59
Brian McFadden: We are? We're moving on? Alright! It's about time.
1:44:03
Testecleese: as a Missouri judge, stop… stop the redistricting map?
1:44:09
Brian McFadden: She… no, they agreed to the GOP map.
1:44:13
Brian McFadden: For a Trump win. So, it's gonna be a Republican-in-favored map, which most of Missouri is Trump-favored, except for St. Louis, of course.
1:44:25
Testecleese: Well, the city, right?
1:44:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah, no.
1:44:31
Brian McFadden: Oh, and then I… We got this…
1:44:34
Testecleese: said that, that Trump's policy was in place, and someone tried to stop it, and she put a halt on it. My mistake.
1:44:41
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
1:44:43
Brian McFadden: And then apparently there's… there's some… the… the… one of the senators, it's idiot senators in Michigan, state… the United States senators.
1:44:52
Brian McFadden: is, demanding a public pledge from Trump and the Department of War that military troops won't be sent to the polls.
1:45:02
Testecleese: the polls.
1:45:03
Brian McFadden: To the polls. To protect the polls.
1:45:06
Ron Pascoe: I told the National Guard.
1:45:09
Testecleese: why… why would… the, the, like, the North and South Pole?
1:45:13
Brian McFadden: No, to, like, election polls!
1:45:16
Testecleese: Oh, bowling, but yes, okay, okay, okay.
1:45:18
Brian McFadden: It's stupid! It's never gonna happen!
1:45:21
Testecleese: Well… mmm… I don't know. Let's be 100% real here.
1:45:26
Brian McFadden: I could see National Guard going to the polling place.
1:45:29
Testecleese: action.
1:45:30
Brian McFadden: I'm not…
1:45:30
Testecleese: Exactly, exactly.
1:45:31
Brian McFadden: Not actual military.
1:45:32
Testecleese: guard.
1:45:33
Brian McFadden: first.
1:45:33
Testecleese: That's still military. Oh, okay, paramilitary.
1:45:38
Brian McFadden: They're state-run.
1:45:39
Testecleese: Oh, God.
1:45:40
Brian McFadden: state-run unless Trump… Nationalizes them for whatever reason.
1:45:45
Testecleese: Which…
1:45:46
Brian McFadden: They're covered… they're governed by the governors of the states, not the president.
1:45:51
Testecleese: Yes, it takes something real for the president to say, National Guard, go do this.
1:45:56
Brian McFadden: Yeah, like an Afghanistan war that lasted 20 years.
1:46:00
Testecleese: Yes, and I get a good laugh because New York made a big deal when Trump was talking about bringing the National Guard into the subway.
1:46:07
Brian McFadden: Right, and then they did it out anyway.
1:46:08
Testecleese: New York did it on their own anyway, and fixed the problem.
1:46:12
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:46:13
Testecleese: And it's like, so, Trump was right.
1:46:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:46:16
Testecleese: Yeah, but we did it ourselves. Yes, but you waited for him to say…
1:46:21
Testecleese: I'll do it if you won't.
1:46:23
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:46:24
Testecleese: You know?
1:46:26
Testecleese: And… Brian, do you remember, what was it, a year, maybe two?
1:46:31
Testecleese: Every other week or so, we would talk about someone being thrown in front of a fucking…
1:46:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, it was like suicide by subway in New York.
1:46:40
Testecleese: Not even suicide, people being thrown in.
1:46:41
Brian McFadden: They were doing it on purpose. I mean, people were doing it, like, for a game. It was a sport. It was probably a TikTok channel.
1:46:47
Testecleese: In front of the bus, in front of the train.
1:46:50
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:46:50
Testecleese: Do you understand what's gonna happen?
1:46:52
Brian McFadden: You're gonna die!
1:46:54
Brian McFadden: People are gonna die, and they don't care, because they'd say that, well, I'm never gonna get caught by pushing somebody, you know? It was a thrill.
1:47:03
Testecleese: What kind of monster are you?
1:47:06
Brian McFadden: A very bad monster.
1:47:10
Testecleese: I mean, don't… I've had some terrible thoughts in my life.
1:47:14
Brian McFadden: But did you act on them?
1:47:15
Testecleese: No, I didn't throw someone in front of a fucking train!
1:47:19
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:47:22
Testecleese: But, dude, I carry a gun.
1:47:25
Testecleese: Guess how many people I've shot?
1:47:28
Brian McFadden: None.
1:47:28
Testecleese: Zero!
1:47:30
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:47:33
Testecleese: I'm looking for a fight!
1:47:34
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:47:38
Testecleese: These assholes are throwing people in front trains. Fucking…
1:47:41
Testecleese: New York finally does what Trump said he was gonna do if they won't do it, which I… I still agree he didn't have the authority to do, but that's not the point.
1:47:51
Testecleese: So they did it, and they fixed the problem.
1:47:53
Brian McFadden: So… Hmm.
1:47:56
Testecleese: How's that?
1:47:57
Testecleese: Australia doesn't require their, prime minister to be Australian, do they?
1:48:04
Ron Pascoe: Michael's that?
1:48:06
Ron Pascoe: Australia.
1:48:07
Testecleese: Does your Prime Minister have to be Australian?
1:48:11
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:48:12
Ron Pascoe: Just as soon as…
1:48:13
Testecleese: And they're not born there.
1:48:15
Ron Pascoe: Born here.
1:48:17
Testecleese: No shit!
1:48:18
Brian McFadden: That's good.
1:48:20
Testecleese: No, good for you, I was about to say, if Trump leaves office, maybe she go be fucking president of Australia.
1:48:26
Testecleese: This shit, too.
1:48:28
Ron Pascoe: I want you to be, mate.
1:48:30
Ron Pascoe: Oh, if he comes, naturalized, too. No, I think it can be naturalized as well.
1:48:34
Testecleese: You said… you said born there.
1:48:35
Ron Pascoe: button.
1:48:36
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but, well, I just remember… but you've got to spend so many years here, you'll be naturalised.
1:48:42
Brian McFadden: You can't do that in the U.S. You have to be born here. Now, you could be born via Chinese tourism, go back to China for 18 years, and come back and get elected president when you're an appropriate age, but…
1:48:56
Brian McFadden: You know?
1:48:58
Testecleese: What blows my mind is that people were bringing that up, saying, that's perfectly okay.
1:49:03
Testecleese: But it's saying Marco Rubio shouldn't be able to run… be president, because he was born in Canada to United States diplomats.
1:49:12
Testecleese: It was Rubio, right?
1:49:13
Testecleese: Not today.
1:49:14
Brian McFadden: I believe so, yeah, but, I mean, he is… he was born a U.S. citizen, because… whether he was born in the… I mean, it's like military babies being born overseas. If they're born on military bases overseas, while they're stationed there, they're still American citizens. It doesn't work.
1:49:30
Brian McFadden: A lot of times, those people will get dual citizenship in the process, but…
1:49:34
Testecleese: Well, on basis, American sovereign soil.
1:49:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, I mean, embassy is sovereign soil.
1:49:43
Ron Pascoe: It's still like, yeah, it's right, if you're traveling overseas, like, you're American parents, and you say you're in Australia.
1:49:49
Ron Pascoe: And you, yeah, you patrol berth here.
1:49:51
Ron Pascoe: this child should still be American. You know, it's not Australian, it's not going to stay here without its parents.
1:49:56
Testecleese: Shouldn't be Australian, too?
1:49:58
Ron Pascoe: No, that's… you've got to… I believe that you've got to be a resident of the country.
1:50:02
Testecleese: As of right now.
1:50:04
Testecleese: It could be Australian.
1:50:07
Ron Pascoe: No, probably not. I just bought here, but as it is now.
1:50:11
Testecleese: Probably, you know.
1:50:11
Ron Pascoe: Boy.
1:50:12
Ron Pascoe: I get what you're saying.
1:50:14
Ron Pascoe: But all the person…
1:50:16
Testecleese: Anger babies and birth tourism. Can I fly my pregnant wife to Australia to pop out a baby and make that kid a citizen?
1:50:24
Brian McFadden: No.
1:50:25
Testecleese: I don't know, I honestly…
1:50:27
Brian McFadden: We're one of the few countries in the world that has birthright citizenship.
1:50:31
Testecleese: I believe Canada's the only other one.
1:50:34
Ron Pascoe: I reckon it's wrong, mate. Like, if… if my parents had me, say.
1:50:39
Ron Pascoe: New Zealand. I don't want to be a Kobe.
1:50:42
Ron Pascoe: Yo, man.
1:50:43
Ron Pascoe: My parents are Australian, my parents reside in Australia. I'm Australian, as far as I'm concerned.
1:50:51
Ron Pascoe: But birthright citizenship, look, this is why I don't agree with SCOTUS. SCOTUS, they should never have made that stick.
1:51:01
Ron Pascoe: Okay, you're muted, mate. You're muted.
1:51:08
Brian McFadden: Coffin.
1:51:08
Testecleese: really… you have to really read… yeah, I was coughing my nuts after that rip of my bike.
1:51:13
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:51:14
Testecleese: You have to really look at what decision from SCOTUS said.
1:51:20
Testecleese: Because apparently.
1:51:21
Brian McFadden: It was always a long shot to get to Supreme Court, but I agree with this.
1:51:25
Testecleese: Apparently, all that Trump had to do was change the wording.
1:51:29
Testecleese: And make it work.
1:51:31
Brian McFadden: And is he working on that right now?
1:51:32
Testecleese: Well, actually, I believe he's already filed, hasn't he?
1:51:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:51:37
Testecleese: All you gotta do is change the wording.
1:51:40
Testecleese: Something about… something about the jurisdiction thereof.
1:51:44
Testecleese: Or something stupid, because everyone's like, well, if you're here, you're a jurisdiction, then why the fuck do we extradite?
1:51:50
Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
1:51:52
Brian McFadden: Because you're not citizens.
1:51:55
Testecleese: Well, no, no, no, not deport, extradite.
1:51:58
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:51:58
Testecleese: Deport is a good argument, but I'm thinking, if you're under the jurisdiction of the United States, why are we gonna send someone to Australia for Copening crime in Australia, unless they are also under the jurisdiction of Australia?
1:52:13
Ron Pascoe: Roll it?
1:52:15
Brian McFadden: You're not allowed to…
1:52:16
Testecleese: We have an extradition treaty with Australia, don't we? You guys say we want this man for a crime, we're gonna send him right over to you, aren't we?
1:52:23
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:52:24
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:52:25
Testecleese: Back and forth, you guys do the same thing for us.
1:52:29
Ron Pascoe: It's 100% true.
1:52:29
Testecleese: Even your own citizens.
1:52:32
Ron Pascoe: Yep.
1:52:33
Brian McFadden: Korea's probably been an ally of the U.S. longer than United… than England has.
1:52:39
Testecleese: Oh, yeah, no, Australia was excited when they saw the fu- when they heard the U.S. fuckin' kicked England's ass.
1:52:47
Testecleese: Oh, sure, fuck yeah!
1:52:49
Testecleese: Yeah, get it! Get some!
1:52:54
Ron Pascoe: Right? Yeah, we went… So,
1:52:57
Brian McFadden: Why can't people do laundry in the room?
1:52:59
Testecleese: No one!
1:53:00
Brian McFadden: Why can't you do laundry in the river?
1:53:07
Testecleese: The, the main thing?
1:53:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:53:11
Brian McFadden: Didn't they use Dawn detergent to do their laundry with? Because I heard that's the… that's the cure-all for all the… the climate stuff, you know? Dawn is the way to go.
1:53:21
Testecleese: I left my balls over when I read this. Some Nigerian illegal immigrant was doing his laundry in the river, and he had to walk across, like, a state park to do it.
1:53:36
Testecleese: And he was beating his clothes against the rocks.
1:53:39
Brian McFadden: Well, he was doing it the right way and everything, huh?
1:53:41
Testecleese: At first, I was like, this guy's actually… I have no issue with this, honestly, right?
1:53:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:53:47
Testecleese: It turns out he was using detergent.
1:53:50
Testecleese: And there's a little, like, torrent offset where the water kind of swirled and whatever.
1:53:57
Testecleese: And, like, what's the big deal? I was like, well, I mean, the soap kills fish, it pulls the lining off of the skin that protects them.
1:54:05
Testecleese: And they're explaining all this stuff.
1:54:08
Testecleese: It was not a big deal in Africa.
1:54:10
Testecleese: There are no fish in your rivers.
1:54:15
Testecleese: Well, that's not our fault, it's like, apparently it is!
1:54:24
Testecleese: But yeah, all of Maine is pissed off now that they've imported all these migrants, and the migrants do things differently.
1:54:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that happens. This is the big warning, isn't it? London did it, the Netherlands did it, you know, and look what… what's going on with Denmark, you know?
1:54:43
Testecleese: Shit! What was it, Ireland, when that guy, that fucking nutjob tried to cut that dude's head off?
1:54:50
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
1:54:52
Testecleese: Basically carved his eyes out of his head.
1:54:57
Testecleese: Yep. What the hell, dude?
1:55:00
Ron Pascoe: So he's right, cut his nose off.
1:55:02
Testecleese: And the new IRA, the new IRA is getting fired back up, and just a heads up, new IRA is not new.
1:55:11
Testecleese: They show up in, like, the 90s, when the actual IRA started to die down.
1:55:18
Testecleese: The new IRA is actually trying to bring back Ireland.
1:55:23
Testecleese: And I think we're gonna see some crazy terrorism.
1:55:27
Ron Pascoe: It's…
1:55:30
Testecleese: Maybe even Civil War.
1:55:33
Testecleese: In Ireland.
1:55:33
Ron Pascoe: what's going on? Most interesting thing about this, Let's bring the Ulster Army.
1:55:41
Ron Pascoe: and the IRA together. They're the ones who fought against each other. The Ulster…
1:55:46
Ron Pascoe: They're, they follow the English.
1:55:49
Ron Pascoe: They want to be part of the UK.
1:55:52
Ron Pascoe: Whereas the IRA, they're the Catholics, they want to keep island to Ireland.
1:55:57
Ron Pascoe: And it's bringing the two warring bodies, factions, together.
1:56:01
Ron Pascoe: For all these immigrants and that.
1:56:04
Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, no, yeah. We used to kill each other, but now we agree on a common enemy, so let's kill them instead, right?
1:56:12
Ron Pascoe: You know what's gonna happen, mate? They will watch.
1:56:14
Testecleese: No, dude, that's exactly what I said. Okay, depends on how you wanna word it, but I said terrorism because it's gonna be against the government.
1:56:22
Testecleese: And it's intended to scare people. But we're gonna see murders, we're gonna see bombings.
1:56:29
Brian McFadden: Right.
1:56:29
Testecleese: We're gonna see all the shit that we don't wanna see, and it's gonna be a civil war.
1:56:35
Testecleese: Attempted revolution.
1:56:38
Testecleese: And I'm telling you, everyone, check here, we told you first!
1:56:44
Testecleese: Ireland is about to erupt into war.
1:56:48
Ron Pascoe: It is, mate, it is. And they made this stand. I don't know if you've seen a couple of… oh, it was probably a month and a half ago, what, they got this…
1:56:56
Ron Pascoe: Every year, they've got this thing, they stack up pellets, and they make a massive tower out of it.
1:57:02
Testecleese: Yeah, they burn it.
1:57:04
Ron Pascoe: And they burn it, right? It's a tradition, it's been going on for years, centuries. Oh, nice.
1:57:08
Testecleese: Yeah, and they melted the concrete this last time. But the thing is, I left my balls off that, because it's such a big deal. Like, Jesus Christ, go look at Burning Man.
1:57:18
Ron Pascoe: But you know what they did with it this time? They put a mosque.
1:57:21
Ron Pascoe: Model of a movie's taught.
1:57:24
Testecleese: You know what's funny is I'm pretty sure last time you were on, we talked about this.
1:57:30
Ron Pascoe: They're making a steam. They… all the politicians.
1:57:36
Testecleese: the Irish aren't gonna put up with this, and it oughta be very interesting to see what happens.
1:57:43
Testecleese: I just don't understand why China's for the Chinese, Indonesia's for the Indonesians, Nigeria's for the Nigerians, but the United States is for everyone. And I know this is Ireland in this case, but it's the same idea.
1:57:57
Ron Pascoe: Oh, no. And the biggest thing is, like, He's actually…
1:58:01
Testecleese: worlds.
1:58:03
Ron Pascoe: The countries that are coming in, these terrorist countries coming in, are using your own laws against you, like they're doing in Australia.
1:58:10
Testecleese: Yes.
1:58:10
Ron Pascoe: They turn the people away. They're using their own laws.
1:58:15
Testecleese: How do you know loss so well?
1:58:18
Ron Pascoe: Oh, you've got it, mate. Like, it's quite a life, dude. Just like people in a little commerce, you've got to know, mate, what's going on.
1:58:24
Testecleese: No, but they're… they're showing up knowing what benefits. And I was like, motherfucker, I'm an American citizen.
1:58:31
Testecleese: I've been homeless. I never got benefits from the government. I've even applied once, because I was supposed to be homeless, and then I was homeless.
1:58:41
Testecleese: I got ZERO help.
1:58:43
Testecleese: These assholes are coming from other fucking countries.
1:58:47
Brian McFadden: Get all the hell.
1:58:48
Testecleese: the… getting the benefits I was turned down for.
1:58:52
Testecleese: These benefits are supposed to help me get back on my feet more quickly.
1:58:58
Testecleese: You know?
1:58:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:59:00
Ron Pascoe: It's treacherous scumbag.
1:59:02
Brian McFadden: I make too much money in retirement pay to even qualify for food stamps.
1:59:07
Ron Pascoe: Beh.
1:59:08
Testecleese: There you go.
1:59:09
Testecleese: That's what got me.
1:59:10
Ron Pascoe: Okay.
1:59:11
Testecleese: Disability pay was what got me.
1:59:14
Testecleese: Like, oh, you and your wife's disability pays, like, that doesn't pay the rent, though, let alone…
1:59:19
Brian McFadden: Disability shouldn't count towards your food stamps.
1:59:25
Testecleese: No.
1:59:25
Ron Pascoe: Oh, he didn't want.
1:59:26
Testecleese: Well, now my disability alone will pay my mortgage, because I got a deal!
1:59:32
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:59:34
Ron Pascoe: Well, I don't know what you guys do, you have, like, your 401Ks, but here in Australia, we call it superannuation funds.
1:59:39
Ron Pascoe: And we put away 12% of our pay each week, it automatically goes into our super.
1:59:44
Testecleese: Every American gets to choose how much they put into their retirement fund.
1:59:49
Ron Pascoe: Well, we can add that.
1:59:50
Testecleese: People… people make bad decisions.
1:59:53
Brian McFadden: I'm relying on Social Security.
1:59:55
Testecleese: That's a stupid decision.
1:59:58
Testecleese: No, there's no children, Brian. There's no one to pay into Social Security.
2:00:04
Brian McFadden: I'll be dead before the children are in that camp.
2:00:06
Testecleese: No, no, no, because no one's turning 18, Brian. No one's going into the workforce. That means there's no one to pay in this upside-down pyramid scheme.
2:00:16
Brian McFadden: Your kids will pay.
2:00:19
Testecleese: No, you'll be dead by the time.
2:00:20
Brian McFadden: You're paying into fucking social.
2:00:22
Testecleese: into fighting.
2:00:29
Testecleese: That's what I'm saying!
2:00:30
Testecleese: You… You don't have anything put aside?
2:00:35
Brian McFadden: I got retirement pay, I don't need anything put aside. I got disability and retirement.
2:00:39
Testecleese: Oh, okay. No, no, you got a pension, that's…
2:00:41
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:00:42
Testecleese: That… no, that is different. You go to pension…
2:00:45
Testecleese: That's as good as a 401K, let's be real.
2:00:48
Brian McFadden: I'm setting up a 401K with my substitute teaching job, so…
2:00:52
Testecleese: Jesus Christ, you're setting a 401K now? Okay, AOC.
2:00:55
Brian McFadden: It's free.
2:00:56
Testecleese: These are exit 36, huh?
2:00:58
Brian McFadden: Nobody wants my sperm.
2:01:02
Brian McFadden: No!
2:01:03
Testecleese: Okay, that's not where I was going, everybody's saying.
2:01:05
Brian McFadden: Maybe I could sell it!
2:01:08
Testecleese: Move!
2:01:09
Brian McFadden: And…
2:01:10
Testecleese: Why?
2:01:11
Brian McFadden: Make money, put it in my 401K!
2:01:14
Ron Pascoe: Don't leave this going to Brian, there's a marker for everything, mate.
2:01:17
Brian McFadden: Exactly, exactly, you just gotta find the right buyer.
2:01:21
Testecleese: Yeah, you're probably gonna do better putting it in a jar and sending it to a porn star who wants a bigger fucking face shot.
2:01:27
Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
2:01:29
Testecleese: going on from my side of the camera?
2:01:31
Brian McFadden: Here's a go.
2:01:33
Ron Pascoe: you've got a big quarter of it, you might be able to sell it to somebody trying to get into America.
2:01:38
Brian McFadden: There you…
2:01:38
Testecleese: Yep, I am.
2:01:40
Ron Pascoe: Good.
2:01:40
Brian McFadden: American babies. I'm spelling American sperm. Oh, shit, oh!
2:01:45
Testecleese: Bullshit! Brian has dumped more America's sperm across this planet. Okay?
2:01:54
Testecleese: That anyone I know…
2:01:57
Ron Pascoe: We can say cold feet,
2:01:58
Testecleese: Yo, he didn't even discriminate against the ladyboys in Thailand, okay?
2:02:02
Brian McFadden: Oh, yes, I did.
2:02:09
Testecleese: And I was like, oh my god.
2:02:10
Brian McFadden: So, apparently the woke Seattle mayor is not happy with her popularity right now.
2:02:17
Testecleese: Oh, Seattle.
2:02:19
Brian McFadden: Because she can't find a single resident that wants to defend her during a segment.
2:02:25
Brian McFadden: When she was trying to talk about the roaring plot to boot her from office.
2:02:30
Testecleese: Well, yeah, they're trying to recall her. There's a petition in place,
2:02:35
Testecleese: She's the one who refuses to send police out where illegal immigrants live, even though that's where people are getting shot and killed.
2:02:42
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:02:43
Testecleese: Citizens are being shot and killed, and she refused.
2:02:47
Brian McFadden: They don't care.
2:02:47
Testecleese: have a police show.
2:02:49
Brian McFadden: Because she don't want police, she wants… she was a key proponent of defund the police.
2:02:54
Testecleese: Exactly, and get abolished prisons, and it's like…
2:02:58
Testecleese: All the residents are now pissed off, the citizens are pissed off.
2:03:02
Testecleese: This is no law.
2:03:04
Brian McFadden: How many years did it take them to get pissed off?
2:03:07
Testecleese: Oh, after she got into office? Not long.
2:03:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but…
2:03:11
Testecleese: put it…
2:03:11
Brian McFadden: They had…
2:03:12
Testecleese: I actually…
2:03:12
Brian McFadden: important.
2:03:12
Testecleese: Granted her plan.
2:03:14
Brian McFadden: But there was crappy mayors in Seattle long before this person came along.
2:03:19
Testecleese: Crappy Mayo's, yes, that's how we ended up with the Chaz and the Chop.
2:03:26
Testecleese: But she actually implemented this shit, and it ruined everyone's life.
2:03:30
Testecleese: And they're all butthurt, and I'm like, you literally voted for exactly this.
2:03:36
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:03:37
Testecleese: This is what you said you wanted.
2:03:39
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:03:40
Testecleese: Yeah, but they're trafficking children and shooting people. Yep, yep, you were told this would happen if you just let literally anyone move in without anyone checking on them. People are gonna do bad things to make money.
2:03:53
Testecleese: Yeah, well, you're, you're a racist!
2:03:57
Testecleese: Okay, and now it's happening.
2:04:01
Testecleese: And they're all butthurt.
2:04:03
Testecleese: And so… I'm tempted to say, no, you're not allowed to recall your fucking mayor.
2:04:10
Testecleese: You voted for it, fuck all you.
2:04:14
Testecleese: I don't know, what do you think the odds are, Seattle pulls the heads out of their asses?
2:04:20
Brian McFadden: Slim to none.
2:04:22
Testecleese: So what's the point of…
2:04:26
Testecleese: What's the point of giving a shit?
2:04:28
Brian McFadden: I mean, even if they recalled her, who's gonna take her place? Her assistant mayor, who's probably a whole not… she picked the vice mayor, he's probably not a whole lot better. He, she.
2:04:40
Testecleese: Or do they have a new… I don't know, maybe they have a new election, I don't know. Each state has their own rules, but…
2:04:45
Ron Pascoe: put a regenerational cycle mode, that's…
2:04:48
Ron Pascoe: It's so much in Australia. Europe is just gonna vote like Labor, no matter what, because that's the way their mum and dad voted. They don't give a shit.
2:04:56
Brian McFadden: I don't vote like my mom and dad voted.
2:04:59
Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, no, I'm not saying everything, I'm just saying it's just the generational shift, mate.
2:05:03
Ron Pascoe: Like, you know, in America, people have waved just blue.
2:05:07
Ron Pascoe: But whoever's blue.
2:05:08
Testecleese: Blue, no matter who.
2:05:10
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
2:05:11
Brian McFadden: Well, the blue people were voting… they were union friendly, you know? If you were in a union, you had to vote blue.
2:05:17
Testecleese: Yeah, you know what, that's something we talked about heavily in the last two elections, is the unions are abandoning the Democrat Party.
2:05:26
Brian McFadden: Not in Michigan.
2:05:29
Testecleese: Maybe not in Michigan, but that's…
2:05:31
Testecleese: A lot of these unions are like, no, you guys are not… You're…
2:05:35
Brian McFadden: Well, the union members are abandoning that, but the union leadership is still dumping tons of money into the Democrat ticket.
2:05:46
Testecleese: maybe many of them, and I can't list them all, but I know the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, IBEW,
2:05:56
Testecleese: That's your electrical… electrician union.
2:06:01
Testecleese: Actors said, we're done with this shit, you guys just keep demanding more money from us, and then you put in policies that make us charge our customers more money, and they don't want to do business with us, it's not helping, you know?
2:06:16
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:06:19
Testecleese: And maybe that was only the,
2:06:22
Testecleese: International Brotherhood of Electric Organs, and I don't know, are they actually international, or is that just what they call themselves? Does Australia have an IBEW in their.
2:06:32
Brian McFadden: Highly unlikely.
2:06:34
Ron Pascoe: No, we've got, we've got another, we've got different unions now.
2:06:36
Ron Pascoe: Lord, is I…
2:06:37
Brian McFadden: Maybe… you know how they're international? They're probably in Canada, too.
2:06:43
Testecleese: Probably. In Mexico.
2:06:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:06:46
Brian McFadden: NATO NAFTA countries.
2:06:48
Testecleese: NAFTA.
2:06:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:06:52
Testecleese: heard NAFTA in a while.
2:06:54
Brian McFadden: Well… You know what I mean?
2:06:57
Testecleese: American Free Trade Agreement, right?
2:07:00
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:07:01
Brian McFadden: Clinton put it in place.
2:07:03
Testecleese: Yeah, well, you know what? It was good work. And, I know I'm skipping way ahead on this one, but…
2:07:10
Testecleese: Canada has been violating that for decades, with the ridiculous tariffs on American goods. Trump finally put something in place, and Canada got all butthurt.
2:07:22
Testecleese: Are they elected… Kearney, because of it, And then folded anyway.
2:07:29
Brian McFadden: But didn't the Supreme Court come out and say that Trump can't put these tariffs in place anymore, and everybody's expecting their tariff refunds coming?
2:07:39
Testecleese: I mean… I like that. Maybe, who knows, Canada folded anyway today or yesterday.
2:07:47
Testecleese: Well, Canada had something like a 300% tariff on American dairy.
2:07:52
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, they don't want our dairy products.
2:07:55
Testecleese: And the argument that was brought up when this whole thing went down, Canada folded, a lot of people were saying, I was like, this isn't fair at all, we can't compete.
2:08:04
Testecleese: And someone's like, what do you mean? He's like, Wisconsin! The state of Wisconsin!
2:08:10
Testecleese: puts out more… milk…
2:08:13
Brian McFadden: The whole state, the whole country.
2:08:15
Testecleese: The entire nation of Canada.
2:08:19
Ron Pascoe: Agreed.
2:08:20
Brian McFadden: I can roll out.
2:08:21
Ron Pascoe: We burned your beef products there for a while, because of Monsanto.
2:08:25
Ron Pascoe: You're going through that.
2:08:27
Brian McFadden: Well, you should.
2:08:29
Brian McFadden: I know sucks.
2:08:30
Testecleese: Monsanto is actually not the issue you're dealing with, it's, USDA.
2:08:37
Testecleese: Monsanto is a different thing altogether.
2:08:40
Ron Pascoe: No, no, no, no, we… we… we stopped it.
2:08:44
Ron Pascoe: It's only because of Trump, we've reopened it again now, Trump.
2:08:47
Ron Pascoe: But because Monsanto and all that shit they got in with their grains, like, even with their corn.
2:08:52
Ron Pascoe: United Planet.
2:08:54
Testecleese: Yeah, I know.
2:08:54
Ron Pascoe: across cultivated.
2:08:56
Ron Pascoe: Once you say crawler.
2:08:57
Testecleese: private farm, right?
2:09:00
Brian McFadden: A little bit of corn.
2:09:01
Testecleese: Grown corn. And your neighbor's growing corn for Monsanto, right?
2:09:07
Testecleese: The wind blows, your crops get fertilized.
2:09:11
Testecleese: Monsanto just… demands you pay them for the seeds.
2:09:15
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:09:16
Testecleese: And it's like, this is, this is fucking nature.
2:09:19
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:09:21
Testecleese: And I didn't ask you to genetically modify my crop. Maybe I should sue you instead, you know?
2:09:30
Testecleese: Actually, that's a good argument. Why hasn't anyone done that yet?
2:09:36
Ron Pascoe: Don't know, mate.
2:09:38
Testecleese: You brought in GMOs, you ruined my organic crop.
2:09:43
Testecleese: Now, now you are liable.
2:09:45
Testecleese: Let's see this… let's see this argument turned around.
2:09:48
Brian McFadden: Because you're gonna have to get a huge…
2:09:50
Brian McFadden: farm conglomerate to go up against the huge Monsanto.
2:09:55
Testecleese: No, you don't. All you need to do is literally use their argument against them, and they'll at least drop their case, right?
2:10:03
Ron Pascoe: It has to be class action.
2:10:05
Testecleese: It wouldn't have to be. Monsanto fucked up my farm, and they're gonna sue me because they fucked up my firm, and I turn around and say, I'm suing you because you fucked up my firm.
2:10:16
Testecleese: up the case.
2:10:17
Ron Pascoe: you wouldn't have the money to take Monsanto on.
2:10:20
Testecleese: I wouldn't have to! It's… it… the argument is… isn't… it's not even that I need a billion dollars to argue. It's… it's an actual… this argument is better. A judge matters. That's a whole thing in a courtroom that people don't seem to understand.
2:10:35
Testecleese: Doesn't matter how much you spend, you could spend a trillion dollars in a courtroom, but if you're wrong, you're wrong.
2:10:41
Testecleese: I viewed…
2:10:42
Ron Pascoe: Listen.
2:10:42
Testecleese: that I… I owe you money because the wind blew, then I can say that you owe me money because the wind blew.
2:10:50
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, no, I get that, mate. Everyone knows a court case is according to us.
2:10:54
Ron Pascoe: You don't know if you're going to win or lose. You don't know the magistrate or the judge on the date. But if you've got a class action, you've got more chance of winning with a class action.
2:11:02
Ron Pascoe: I just need as well.
2:11:03
Testecleese: were people involved?
2:11:05
Ron Pascoe: It does, it does mean to be a payout, too.
2:11:08
Testecleese: Oh, no, it… okay, a class action with…
2:11:11
Testecleese: 10,000 farmers might actually stop Monsanto from doing what they're doing.
2:11:17
Testecleese: But I'm just saying, as an individual farmer, all you gotta do is make the same argument they're making.
2:11:25
Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, you'd better… you'd have to make a better argument.
2:11:28
Testecleese: No, same argument!
2:11:30
Testecleese: I… The wind blew, you went and contaminated my crop.
2:11:36
Testecleese: Right?
2:11:37
Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
2:11:38
Testecleese: But they're saying is the wind blew and I contaminated your crop, therefore you owe me. It's like, no, no, no.
2:11:45
Testecleese: I'm just saying, a judge will look at me like, this is fucking ridiculous, you know?
2:11:50
Ron Pascoe: Then that comes down an act of gauze, mate with the wind.
2:11:53
Testecleese: Well, that's what… that's… yeah. Well, then either I'm allowed to make the… I'm allowed to grow this corn with the Monsanto fertilization, or Monsanto owes me to replant an entire new crop and pay for a season off.
2:12:09
Testecleese: I'm… My… The argument seems obvious to me.
2:12:14
Testecleese: They… they ruined your crop.
2:12:18
Testecleese: While they're trying to steal you for the seeds that are coming because they ruined your crop.
2:12:24
Testecleese: That's an easy enough argument in a courtroom.
2:12:27
Testecleese: is a one farmer. Class action is different. That's a whole group of people that are trying to stop something from happening.
2:12:36
Testecleese: But if I'm John and I grow corn… That's my argument.
2:12:41
Testecleese: You know?
2:12:41
Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
2:12:43
Ron Pascoe: Well, it just shows the evil of the world, mate.
2:12:45
Ron Pascoe: It's like you were talking about earlier on, like, the World Economic Forum and that.
2:12:50
Ron Pascoe: That's the way they're getting their payload.
2:12:53
Testecleese: Yeah, because they're making decisions that none of us get a say in.
2:12:58
Testecleese: Shit. Jesus Christ, man.
2:13:01
Testecleese: They, they told everyone for how long…
2:13:07
Testecleese: Don't fucking have babies, fucking abort your babies, yada…
2:13:11
Brian McFadden: Alright.
2:13:11
Testecleese: There's too many people in this country, too many people on the planet, and then they go, holy shit, there's not enough people, so they import 10 million.
2:13:22
Testecleese: And he's like, what the fuck?
2:13:24
Testecleese: just this Lindsey Clancy thing in Duxbury, Massachusetts, right where I grew up, bordered where I grew up. I swear to God, I've been by this person's house. I… must have happened in my life, just going about where I lived, you know?
2:13:42
Testecleese: She put fucking exercise bands around her children's throats.
2:13:48
Testecleese: And let them fight for their lives until they died.
2:13:53
Testecleese: Then tried to kill herself, but only managed to paralyze herself from the fucking hips down.
2:14:01
Testecleese: People are taking her side. She actually pled guilty!
2:14:06
Testecleese: In a courtroom!
2:14:09
Testecleese: And they're saying, she's not guilty. What the fuck?
2:14:15
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:14:16
Testecleese: The argument is, oh, you know, we… all the drugs we put these women on… you're right, stop drugging women!
2:14:24
Testecleese: White liberal women in the United States say they're the happiest people.
2:14:29
Testecleese: All of them, almost 100%, claim they're happy. A third of them, I'm not shitting you, look this up, a third of them are on SSRIs. They're on mood stabilizers.
2:14:42
Testecleese: They're not happy. They're fucking undead zombies!
2:14:49
Testecleese: And then they murder their children, and we're supposed
2:14:53
Testecleese: Oh, oh my god, you know, it could have been any of us.
2:14:56
Testecleese: No!
2:14:57
Testecleese: No, if I came home, saw my wife, all but dead on…
2:15:03
Testecleese: dead, when she jumped out of the window after cutting her wrist. Yes, I would have run over and go, holy shit, what happened? Then when I found my children dead, I would have walked out and stomped on her neck and made sure she died.
2:15:17
Testecleese: Okay, I'm the asshole. Fine, I don't give a shit.
2:15:22
Testecleese: You don't kill your own fucking children.
2:15:26
Testecleese: And you know what? It's the pharmacist issue. Problem. You're right.
2:15:32
Testecleese: You're right. We should stop giving women these drugs. This is fucking ridiculous. But you chose to take the fucking drugs. You know what?
2:15:40
Testecleese: People were saying she only needed, like, 2 days away from her kids, she would have been okay. Yeah, you know what? The drunk driver only needed to pull over for fucking 10 minutes, and he wouldn't have killed the family of 5. But you know what? He fucking didn't! And he killed people!
2:15:56
Testecleese: I'm sorry, you need to be responsible for your actions.
2:16:03
Ron Pascoe: 100%.
2:16:05
Testecleese: I know that was a crazy rant, but I just cannot believe people are saying that she's not guilty.
2:16:13
Testecleese: Right next to where I grew up, of course, of course, it was a fucking…
2:16:18
Testecleese: Affluent, white, er, suburban, liberal area, right?
2:16:23
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:16:25
Testecleese: And she's murdering her children. And people were saying that it was obviously the husband, because of the zodiac.
2:16:33
Testecleese: Are you… are you fucking kidding me?
2:16:36
Testecleese: We're gonna bring in zodiology into fucking evidence in a courtroom?
2:16:43
Testecleese: By the way, she admitted she sent her husband out to make sure she had time to murder her children.
2:16:49
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:16:51
Testecleese: Unfortunately for us, Massachusetts does not execute people.
2:16:55
Brian McFadden: No.
2:16:56
Testecleese: Brian, we talked about this extensively last time, about all the laws about this in Massachusetts, didn't we, when the Boston bombing happened?
2:17:04
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's why they wanted them prosecuted federally, but it was convenient for them.
2:17:08
Testecleese: Yep, because they could allow the federal government to execute this asshole instead of Massachusetts doing it, because they don't have the fucking balls to do it. Right.
2:17:18
Testecleese: No, if you…
2:17:19
Brian McFadden: She got rid of their death penalty, too, so…
2:17:22
Testecleese: Yeah, well, then you shouldn't be allowed to send it to the federal government for,
2:17:25
Brian McFadden: No.
2:17:26
Testecleese: sentence.
2:17:27
Testecleese: If you don't agree with the death penalty, you should not be allowed to stand up for a death sentence, because they deserve it. Well then, you should do it yourself. Fuck it, if you want… no. No, no, no, no.
2:17:38
Testecleese: There's blood on your hands, too.
2:17:42
Brian McFadden: I'm pretty sure that the next article's already been tried in San Francisco, where they tried to legalize shoplifting.
2:17:50
Testecleese: Oh my god.
2:17:51
Testecleese: Yeah, well, up to a thousand bucks.
2:17:54
Brian McFadden: It was 600, I believe.
2:17:56
Brian McFadden: Any theft up to $600 was not gonna be, like, punished at all. They didn't even prosecute against it. Now, this person wants to…
2:18:07
Testecleese: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
2:18:09
Testecleese: I did a good read on this one.
2:18:12
Testecleese: Just wanted to make sure. She didn't say they shouldn't be prosecuted or arrested.
2:18:19
Brian McFadden: No, it's the legalized.
2:18:20
Testecleese: No, not even legalized, that was a term used by a reporter.
2:18:25
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
2:18:26
Testecleese: She was saying that… You shouldn't see jail time for stealing toothpaste.
2:18:33
Testecleese: First offense is actually what you brought up.
2:18:37
Testecleese: And I just… I just want to bring up that… ask literally any police chief
2:18:43
Testecleese: Or a sheriff across the country.
2:18:45
Testecleese: Who has ever gone to prison?
2:18:48
Brian McFadden: Nobody.
2:18:48
Testecleese: Toothpaste for the.
2:18:49
Brian McFadden: Nobody.
2:18:50
Testecleese: time.
2:18:51
Brian McFadden: Nobody.
2:18:52
Brian McFadden: Nova.
2:18:53
Testecleese: Anyway, go ahead and…
2:18:54
Brian McFadden: Space is a gateway drug.
2:18:56
Brian McFadden: Pace is a gateway drug.
2:18:58
Brian McFadden: You know, eventually, they're gonna move on from toothpaste and start stealing all things a whole lot more value.
2:19:13
Brian McFadden: And we got this, NYPD ex-prosecutor slamming the New York, Lawmaker over broken windows policing.
2:19:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because this is all part of the shoplifting story, too, you know, because there was a biological need to steal
2:19:38
Brian McFadden: So, they shouldn't, they shouldn't, face any… Claims, you know?
2:19:50
Brian McFadden: Crime and poverty is crime and poverty, so, I mean…
2:19:54
Brian McFadden: Just because it's toothpaste doesn't mean, you know… and because toothpaste is a gateway drug, is what I was saying, you know, that eventually it's gonna be a lot more than toothpaste that they're stealing.
2:20:08
Testecleese: Well, if you get away with toothpaste, why not move up to the next thing?
2:20:12
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
2:20:13
Testecleese: If there's no punishment, Why would you stop doing it?
2:20:19
Brian McFadden: You won't.
2:20:20
Brian McFadden: Definitely will.
2:20:21
Testecleese: That's like… that's like if… let's just go full-on nature wild. If you're collecting berries, and nothing ever happens, and you collect berries, you're gonna continue to collect berries, right?
2:20:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah, until the bear shows up collecting berries, too.
2:20:34
Testecleese: Yeah, and then you wander too far, and a bear goes, those are my berries. You're gonna stop trying to collect berries there, aren't you?
2:20:42
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
2:20:44
Testecleese: And this is something I think a lot of people don't understand. I was trying to bring up earlier this whole Karen thing. They don't understand how nature works.
2:20:51
Brian McFadden: No.
2:20:53
Testecleese: Like, they wanted people to move the sun.
2:20:57
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:20:58
Testecleese: It's like…
2:20:59
Testecleese: How privileged are you? Like, you wanna talk about white privilege? You think I can move the fucking sun?
2:21:07
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:21:09
Testecleese: I think, once again, like I mentioned earlier on the show, Brian, if I could control the sun.
2:21:15
Testecleese: I will control this planet, no problem.
2:21:19
Testecleese: No problem, I could decide where the sun was. I could throw it into the… I could destroy the planet with the sun if I decided to, if I could control the sun, you know what I mean?
2:21:28
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:21:30
Testecleese: Gosh.
2:21:31
Testecleese: People don't understand basic… reality. Basic physics.
2:21:38
Testecleese: Even beyond the whole transgender thing, People don't understand.
2:21:44
Testecleese: basic gravity sometimes, it seems, you know what I mean?
2:21:50
Testecleese: Anyway, move us on, I'm sorry, I…
2:21:54
Testecleese: I had just the right amount of drinks before you guys started to be pissed off! That and the Karen videos, these… oh…
2:22:02
Brian McFadden: Well, we got New Yorkers that are sobbing as the maniac-wielding butcher's knife is shot by cops.
2:22:10
Testecleese: Yeah, what, 3 people went to the hospital?
2:22:12
Brian McFadden: Five.
2:22:14
Testecleese: Five.
2:22:15
Testecleese: When this guy was cutting people with a butcher's knife. Yeah. He got shot dead by the cops when he charged the cops with a butcher knife.
2:22:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably.
2:22:24
Testecleese: And they're all…
2:22:25
Brian McFadden: Not a good idea.
2:22:25
Testecleese: got shot. I was like, what would you want to happen?
2:22:28
Brian McFadden: More people going to the hospital.
2:22:31
Testecleese: Well, for real, though, like… I want to ask these people, it's like, what would you rather happen?
2:22:38
Testecleese: Just… let him get Zeer to run around?
2:22:43
Testecleese: Agent And you could say, taser, pepper spray.
2:22:48
Testecleese: But, like, that's not necessarily gonna stop someone who's fucking nuts. We all know this, we've seen it, there's tons of videos.
2:22:55
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:22:57
Testecleese: And when it comes to someone trying to kill me.
2:23:03
Testecleese: I'm not… it's coming at me with lethal force, how's that?
2:23:07
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
2:23:08
Testecleese: I am not relying on less than lethal force. I am going straight to lethal force.
2:23:13
Testecleese: Wouldn't you, Brian?
2:23:16
Testecleese: Dude comes charging at you, yelling, I'm gonna kill you with a knife at your house. You would pick up your shotgun and shoot him, wouldn't you?
2:23:23
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:23:24
Testecleese: Yes! And you wouldn't think twice about it!
2:23:27
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:23:27
Ron Pascoe: I'd wake up in the morning, mate, wouldn't feel guilty, I'd get a good night's sleep.
2:23:32
Testecleese: Pardon?
2:23:33
Ron Pascoe: I said, I'd get a good night's sleep, mate, afterwards.
2:23:37
Testecleese: He says this, but he's not allowed to own a gun.
2:23:40
Ron Pascoe: Oh, we are.
2:23:42
Testecleese: Oh, oh, okay, oh, go.
2:23:43
Brian McFadden: How many guns you got in your house?
2:23:44
Testecleese: Oh, this'll be fun! This'll be fun!
2:23:49
Ron Pascoe: We're lit out.
2:23:50
Testecleese: Today, start the process to buy and own a gun.
2:23:54
Ron Pascoe: Funnyity.
2:23:55
Testecleese: Yeah, he goes!
2:23:56
Brian McFadden: Oh my gosh.
2:23:57
Testecleese: Do you know what I gotta do to buy a gun tomorrow?
2:24:01
Brian McFadden: Show up and… show up?
2:24:03
Testecleese: I show up and say, I'd like to buy this, thank you.
2:24:07
Ron Pascoe: Well, you've got, like, we've got restrictions, like, it's hard to explain. You guys in America, you've got your Second Amendment.
2:24:14
Ron Pascoe: We haven't got a constitution such as you guys have got.
2:24:17
Testecleese: No, you're supposed to allow the government to overrun you, there's nothing you're allowed to do to stop it.
2:24:21
Ron Pascoe: Huh, whoa.
2:24:22
Ron Pascoe: Do you… have you heard what happened from that Bondo incident?
2:24:25
Ron Pascoe: Were those terrorists got the guns?
2:24:27
Testecleese: I heard there was a whole… and actually, the funny thing is, I heard people were actually calling it a Second Amendment movement, which I laughed at, because that means nothing in Australia, but everyone knows what it means, you know what I mean?
2:24:41
Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, look, don't worry, you guys got the greatest thing in the world, the Constitution. That is the greatest piece of paper in the world.
2:24:47
Testecleese: You guys could adopt it?
2:24:50
Ron Pascoe: We can't. We've got to go through all this politics to get it done. But the thing is, what I'm trying to say, have you heard what's happening in Australia right now?
2:24:57
Testecleese: They're trying to bring back gun rights, I know that.
2:25:00
Ron Pascoe: No, no, no. There's a buyback now. The government, after the Bonsai incident, where innocent people got killed and shot.
2:25:09
Ron Pascoe: The government now attacking innocent people who own guns, and putting on a national buyback scheme.
2:25:16
Ron Pascoe: So they're buying guns off all the good people who don't commit crimes.
2:25:19
Brian McFadden: Right, of course.
2:25:20
Testecleese: So the…
2:25:22
Testecleese: The classic… the classic cliche in the United States is if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
2:25:30
Ron Pascoe: That's fantastic.
2:25:31
Testecleese: Literally exactly what's happening in Australia right now.
2:25:34
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:25:35
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you guys got the greatest amendment, the greatest thing in the world, that constitute.
2:25:40
Testecleese: At least they're doing a buyback and allowing these people to turn over the weapons versus showing up and taking them by force and arresting people.
2:25:48
Ron Pascoe: That's the next step, Phase.
2:25:51
Testecleese: No, no, no, trust me, I know. We've had states try this buyback thing, and try to enforce this, and the federal government got involved every single time.
2:26:01
Ron Pascoe: Well, the one part.
2:26:02
Testecleese: That's nuts! No, you would think if some asshole went nuts with his kid and started shooting up a fucking tourist beach, you would think you'd want more armed people, right?
2:26:12
Ron Pascoe: Well, that's what people are starting to say in Australia. We want our gun rights back.
2:26:16
Testecleese: That's what I was saying, is there's a movement in Australia right now to try to get their gun rights back.
2:26:20
Testecleese: So, okay.
2:26:21
Testecleese: Maybe I just heard the other side of the argument, how's that?
2:26:24
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, no, you did, mate. Like, you're on the right path, what you're saying, but there's a party here gaining more popularity now than the government in, like, in power. It's called One Nation. And what they're basically saying…
2:26:35
Testecleese: ago. It wasn't even that long ago you guys were allowed to own guns, was it?
2:26:39
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we used to go, it's like going to Kmart, we could go to Kmart, buy guns there.
2:26:43
Testecleese: Yeah, it was like, it was like the United States Wild West style. You could get guns just as easily as I could. It wasn't that long ago, like, what, what, the 90s, maybe?
2:26:54
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, 70s and 80s, mate.
2:26:57
Testecleese: 80s.
2:26:59
Ron Pascoe: We… we… we could walk into a gun shop. We used to have two gun stores in my suburb that I grew up in.
2:27:06
Ron Pascoe: Those two, two hunting stores.
2:27:08
Ron Pascoe: But now they got wiped out with the changes and that since Port Arthur. But the point is what I'm trying to say, we've got a political movement going on in Australia now.
2:27:16
Ron Pascoe: to try and get our rights back, and this party called One Nation, which I support.
2:27:21
Ron Pascoe: But, they're hitting your gums.
2:27:24
Testecleese: very Aboriginal.
2:27:26
Ron Pascoe: No, no, no, One Nation's all about One Nation. It's all about…
2:27:30
Testecleese: No, I'm not talking Charleston, it sounds like something that an Aborigine-y group would have as a name, and you know it.
2:27:36
Testecleese: Or First Nation, how's that?
2:27:38
Ron Pascoe: Well, it's interesting to say Donald Trump here to go to. You know the Aboriginals, they've actually got different countries within Australia. Aboriginal countries.
2:27:46
Testecleese: Oh!
2:27:47
Testecleese: They have their own territories, and Australia gives it to them.
2:27:50
Testecleese: No, no, that's cool! Just like, we allow the natives here with their reservations, and I say, allow, that sounds so terrible.
2:27:59
Testecleese: But they have the reservations. They can do whatever the fuck they want with it. They have never chosen to make countries within them.
2:28:06
Testecleese: But they… Could.
2:28:09
Testecleese: You know? Yeah.
2:28:11
Ron Pascoe: The Emory?
2:28:12
Testecleese: He's like, we have so much fucking area. Let's admit it, most of Australia is uninhabited, right?
2:28:19
Ron Pascoe: Unless you have original mics.
2:28:21
Ron Pascoe: Well, no, what you're doing.
2:28:23
Testecleese: Yeah. Jeez, it's just crazy to me, like…
2:28:27
Testecleese: There's so many people, so many more people in the United States, and it's a comparable-sized land. The United States is bigger.
2:28:35
Testecleese: In terms of, land mass.
2:28:38
Testecleese: But the comparable, and it's just…
2:28:42
Testecleese: What, like, 200 million more people?
2:28:47
Testecleese: There's nothing not on the coast of Australia, it's crazy, you know?
2:28:52
Ron Pascoe: cable.
2:28:55
Testecleese: Huh?
2:28:55
Ron Pascoe: But the thing, right? 300 million more than us.
2:28:58
Testecleese: Oh, you guys got, like, 30 million people?
2:29:01
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, just… we're almost at $30 billion.
2:29:04
Testecleese: Okay, I thought you guys had at least 100 million, I'm sorry!
2:29:09
Ron Pascoe: That's Indonesia, mate, you've got 123.
2:29:15
Ron Pascoe: 200 million woozies sitting above us, mate.
2:29:20
Testecleese: Yeah, we're, right about a third billion right now.
2:29:25
Testecleese: Gee, that's.
2:29:26
Ron Pascoe: That's count.
2:29:30
Ron Pascoe: That's comfortable for me.
2:29:32
Testecleese: Maybe they look at China.
2:29:35
Testecleese: in India.
2:29:37
Testecleese: When they got 2 billion people each?
2:29:41
Testecleese: China's… I swear China's lying. I swear, China killed off a piece of the population during COVID.
2:29:49
Ron Pascoe: Oh, I'm like, dude.
2:29:50
Ron Pascoe: How many new marks he talking in that kill?
2:29:54
Testecleese: They will.
2:29:54
Ron Pascoe: You would've…
2:29:55
Testecleese: into their houses, dude.
2:29:58
Ron Pascoe: You look at Stalin, Stalin bloodied 20 million in the war, with his own people.
2:30:03
Testecleese: Damn. Stout there.
2:30:06
Testecleese: Stalin, fucking kidding me. Let's look at, Mao Zedong. Let's look at,
2:30:13
Testecleese: Hey, it's funny, everyone points at Stalin.
2:30:17
Ron Pascoe: Oh crap.
2:30:17
Testecleese: read.ai Dong or Pol Pot.
2:30:19
Testecleese: You know?
2:30:21
Ron Pascoe: All the great liberal leaders of the world.
2:30:24
Testecleese: Socialist and communist!
2:30:27
Ron Pascoe: Liberals might…
2:30:27
Testecleese: I want to make sure everyone gets the same, which means literally everyone starves.
2:30:33
Ron Pascoe: What are you telling me the difference between as a liberal and a bloody… As socialists these days.
2:30:39
Ron Pascoe: There's no difference whatsoever now.
2:30:42
Testecleese: Actually, there is, because they're starting to split apart back again.
2:30:45
Testecleese: here in the States, anyway.
2:30:47
Testecleese: Because, the socialism is not working.
2:30:54
Testecleese: And,
2:30:55
Testecleese: they're losing a lot of major, elections here in the States, and I'm hoping it shows the rest of the world this shit don't work, because we've tried it several times throughout the world.
2:31:07
Testecleese: These assholes think that this is literally unlimited money.
2:31:11
Testecleese: Just tax the wealthy.
2:31:13
Testecleese: Tax their wealth.
2:31:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that'll work.
2:31:16
Testecleese: What does tax the wealth mean, Brian?
2:31:19
Brian McFadden: They moved to a different state.
2:31:22
Testecleese: Okay, let's say it's nationwide. Tax their wealth. What your net.
2:31:26
Brian McFadden: That's a good question. That's… that's…
2:31:30
Brian McFadden: Network is one thing. People, if they're taxing income, well, a lot of the wealthy people, you know, they don't get actual paychecks, like the, you know.
2:31:42
Brian McFadden: people like you and me, you know, they don't get a W-2, they… they're making money off of,
2:31:48
Brian McFadden: inheritances, and from investments, and things like that, so…
2:31:53
Testecleese: How's this, Brian? Check it out, I moved up .1. I'm… I'm worth $2.4 million.
2:32:03
Testecleese: I do not have $2.4 million, Brian.
2:32:08
Brian McFadden: You better have it. You're gonna need it, you're gonna get taxed like the rich.
2:32:13
Testecleese: Yeah, no, I own, like, Machinery, and vehicles, and land, and houses.
2:32:20
Testecleese: Right. You know what I mean?
2:32:22
Testecleese: I don't have… I don't have $2.3 million, it's just what I've accrued in my life. And they're saying, you…
2:32:31
Testecleese: They're suggesting that I should pay a portion of everything I've earned in my life.
2:32:36
Brian McFadden: Oh.
2:32:37
Testecleese: But that's not fair, because it's not a… I don't have it in cash.
2:32:41
Testecleese: Right. I would literally have to sell something.
2:32:45
Brian McFadden: Well, that's the problem with a lot of the rich people, you know? It's like, they're gonna have to sell something to pay these stupid taxes that people wanted to pay.
2:32:53
Testecleese: It's worse, it's gonna be the businesses they own.
2:33:01
Ron Pascoe: It's like what they tried to do with Donald Trump.
2:33:03
Testecleese: And people are gonna lose their jobs, which means less taxes are paid!
2:33:08
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:33:10
Ron Pascoe: That's what they did, Tisha James tried to do with Donald Trump.
2:33:12
Ron Pascoe: They can pay such a high bond.
2:33:15
Ron Pascoe: So United States hasn't got any cash ready.
2:33:18
Ron Pascoe: He's all asset rich.
2:33:20
Testecleese: Whoa, oh, okay. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
2:33:25
Testecleese: I'm willing to entertain a lot of Trump arguments, but don't tell me Trump doesn't have cash.
2:33:31
Testecleese: He is known for tipping someone walking into a building a $100 bill with a handshake.
2:33:38
Testecleese: I'm not…
2:33:39
Ron Pascoe: I hate that.
2:33:39
Testecleese: Famous for it.
2:33:41
Ron Pascoe: I know that, I know, he's looked after a lot of families now, too. Like, what I'm trying to say is, they wanted the money out.
2:33:47
Testecleese: A billion dollars in cash, but he's got cash.
2:33:50
Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he's asset rich, and he's got cash.
2:33:53
Testecleese: He's gone.
2:33:54
Testecleese: Billions in cash! How's that?
2:33:57
Ron Pascoe: Money that they put on him for a bond, you can't just walk into a bank and say, give it to him.
2:34:03
Testecleese: But even so, even if he could…
2:34:06
Testecleese: Walk into a bank and say, cash out my account. It's not gonna be Trump's $5 billion worth, because he owns how many buildings? He buys landscapes.
2:34:18
Ron Pascoe: golf course, resorts.
2:34:21
Ron Pascoe: Casino.
2:34:22
Testecleese: Can't just get cash.
2:34:24
Testecleese: For a piece of property you own, you have to sell it.
2:34:27
Ron Pascoe: That's right. And that's what they try to do to him.
2:34:30
Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, is if they're trying to implement this, this… these stupid wealth tax will affect even me.
2:34:38
Testecleese: And…
2:34:38
Ron Pascoe: Oh, y'all.
2:34:39
Testecleese: Should've come to it, I could pay my bills.
2:34:46
Testecleese: But, month to month, I pay my bills, and I leave myself, like, 80 bucks for, like, 180 bucks for, like, beer and weed.
2:34:58
Testecleese: then I'm allowed to buy weed.
2:35:01
Testecleese: Essentially. No, no, I have a license, because it's medical.
2:35:06
Testecleese: But that's just… that's what I put aside for this, you know what I mean?
2:35:15
Testecleese: Should've…
2:35:21
Testecleese: The problem is my income is X.
2:35:24
Testecleese: And my net worth is Y.
2:35:27
Testecleese: You're trying to tax wise.
2:35:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:35:31
Ron Pascoe: That's funny.
2:35:33
Testecleese: So now I had to sell my excavator to pay my tax on my excavator?
2:35:38
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:35:42
Testecleese: That how am I gonna get work done to pay taxes? You know?
2:35:46
Ron Pascoe: I said, I'd get a big loan.
2:35:50
Testecleese: Oh, get a big loan, oh, wow.
2:35:56
Testecleese: Get a big loan.
2:35:59
Testecleese: 16%.
2:36:05
Testecleese: Oh my god, I bought one new car once, I'll never do it again.
2:36:12
Testecleese: Brian, what are we talking about again?
2:36:13
Brian McFadden: I don't know. I don't even know where you wanna go. I know.
2:36:17
Testecleese: I don't even know either. We were talking about New York,
2:36:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:36:21
Testecleese: Hold up.
2:36:23
Testecleese: Brian, let's be real, Brian.
2:36:26
Testecleese: Do we give a shit about New York? Are we gonna have to fall and… just let it fall in disrepair and just laugh after the fact?
2:36:34
Brian McFadden: Probably.
2:36:36
Brian McFadden: Alright, let's talk about it. Like I said, he was just down NBA, WNBA.
2:36:40
Testecleese: Yeah, let's just stop and talk about New York altogether, because let's be real, we all saw it coming. This is all shit.
2:36:47
Brian McFadden: voted for.
2:36:48
Testecleese: Three of us said was gonna happen, right?
2:36:52
Testecleese: Well, the groceries are actually costing more, rent is up with rent freezes.
2:36:57
Brian McFadden: Now they've come out and said.
2:36:58
Testecleese: They're food.
2:37:00
Brian McFadden: Private companies are gonna get reimbursed subsidies, too, because of the government grocery stores, so…
2:37:06
Testecleese: Yeah, be…
2:37:06
Brian McFadden: What's the point of it? I mean, what's the point?
2:37:09
Testecleese: Exactly, you reduce prices for essential items, but you're gonna subsidize the private businesses for the loss of business, which just means that all you did was
2:37:19
Testecleese: Make groceries cost less for anyone who doesn't pay taxes, and cost more for anyone who does.
2:37:27
Testecleese: That's right.
2:37:28
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:37:30
Testecleese: I think that's the best way we can put it, is you are reducing the cost for people who don't pay taxes, you say, that's the poor. It's also the people here illegally.
2:37:41
Testecleese: You're a sanctuary city.
2:37:43
Testecleese: And the very wealthy that are paying for this…
2:37:47
Testecleese: Are paying more for groceries, maybe they'll leave.
2:37:51
Brian McFadden: But I think they're gonna have a harder time
2:37:54
Brian McFadden: Justifying subsidizing the… the private companies.
2:38:00
Brian McFadden: Even harder than they had for setting up the stupid government grocery store, so…
2:38:05
Testecleese: It's gonna cost way more, because there's gonna be fraud on that side, too.
2:38:09
Brian McFadden: No, fraud, fraud, fraud.
2:38:10
Testecleese: There's gonna be a whole bunch of people
2:38:12
Testecleese: Setting up fake businesses to collect, the subsidy, right?
2:38:17
Brian McFadden: That's never gonna happen.
2:38:19
Testecleese: It's not a real thing. Hold on, these would be Republicans, though, so it must be real, right?
2:38:26
Testecleese: Question is, Brian… How do we blame the Jews?
2:38:31
Brian McFadden: That's a good question.
2:38:33
Testecleese: It's always Israel's fault, right?
2:38:36
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:38:37
Testecleese: Ask Australia! Australia, what's going on down there?
2:38:40
Brian McFadden: Blame the Jews.
2:38:42
Testecleese: Isn't it always the Jews' fault?
2:38:46
Testecleese: Nope, he's gone. Alright, I was hoping for a funny comeback, but…
2:38:51
Brian McFadden: Hi, it's up.
2:38:51
Testecleese: Funny, funny quip.
2:38:54
Brian McFadden: So, WNBA, who cares?
2:38:56
Testecleese: Oh my god.
2:38:58
Testecleese: For real, again, again.
2:39:00
Testecleese: Do we care?
2:39:02
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:39:03
Testecleese: Like, I'm excited to watch some fucking 6'6", 280-pound dudes…
2:39:09
Brian McFadden: Are you actually gonna watch it?
2:39:11
Testecleese: Oh, no, I will watch it, and I will place bets. Are you kidding me?
2:39:15
Brian McFadden: Okay.
2:39:19
Brian McFadden: Foreign military.
2:39:21
Testecleese: Huh?
2:39:22
Brian McFadden: Next category, foreign.
2:39:23
Testecleese: Whoa, what is going on with WNBA?
2:39:26
Brian McFadden: You said you didn't care!
2:39:28
Testecleese: I know, I know, but… They are intentionally putting themselves in the new spotlight.
2:39:35
Brian McFadden: Oh, well…
2:39:35
Testecleese: quit there.
2:39:36
Brian McFadden: I'm offended at some subredded.
2:39:37
Testecleese: DM.
2:39:38
Brian McFadden: There's a WNBA fan subreddit that's banning posters using Sophie Cunningman's name after she's in defense of women's sports.
2:39:48
Testecleese: But, they're trying to stop men from joining the women's…
2:39:53
Brian McFadden: But are they really? Because the WNBA has been pretty silent about this whole concept, so…
2:39:59
Testecleese: Are these guys gonna play next year?
2:40:03
Brian McFadden: Well, let's see if they make it through the draft.
2:40:05
Testecleese: What do you mean?
2:40:07
Testecleese: No, no, let's be real. Look at their numbers compared to women's numbers, right?
2:40:13
Brian McFadden: To see if anybody drafts them, because that may be…
2:40:17
Testecleese: Whoa!
2:40:17
Brian McFadden: Discrimination. Yes, exactly.
2:40:20
Testecleese: discrimination lawsuit.
2:40:22
Brian McFadden: Yep, bring it. I guarantee that. I know what you're saying.
2:40:27
Testecleese: They have to make a decision. They can't do this teeter-tur.
2:40:32
Brian McFadden: And that's why the men announced themselves for grad, because they wanted somebody in the WNBA to actually grow a pair
2:40:39
Brian McFadden: Falls, and make a decision.
2:40:43
Brian McFadden: You can't win nearly it forever!
2:40:46
Testecleese: And a lot of people are like, oh, oh, and it's cancer freedom.
2:40:50
Testecleese: He played, 4 seasons, or, or, or, or Royce White. He played one season, blew out his knee, ha ha ha. He's like, he's still gonna crush these women, you know that, right?
2:41:04
Testecleese: No, he's a foot taller than them!
2:41:08
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he doesn't have to jump the slam dunk.
2:41:11
Testecleese: It'll be…
2:41:12
Brian McFadden: People don't realize that the women's basketball.
2:41:14
Testecleese: I was just… he CAN slam dunk!
2:41:17
Brian McFadden: The women's baskets are lower than the men's baskets.
2:41:21
Testecleese: And it's bigger, too!
2:41:23
Testecleese: So it's harder to miss!
2:41:28
Testecleese: And here's the best part, is lower hoop, wider hoop, women, not a single woman has ever slam-dunked in WNBA history.
2:41:37
Testecleese: And I got a feeling, Brian, the reason why, where is our Australian friend?
2:41:43
Brian McFadden: Hell yeah.
2:41:43
Testecleese: I feel like they're making a big deal about not stopping these dudes from playing is because of Brittany Griner.
2:41:51
Brian McFadden: Probably.
2:41:53
Testecleese: Brittany Gray's a dude.
2:41:57
Testecleese: And just… just a heads up so everyone remembers, Brittany Griner is the one that, who smuggled marijuana into a foreign nation that we're not friends with.
2:42:08
Brian McFadden: Well, she also was playing in the women's league in Europe, you know, and thought it would be okay.
2:42:15
Testecleese: Yes, and she thought she'd go to Russia, with marijuana cartridges, And, yo…
2:42:22
Brian McFadden: Never a good idea.
2:42:23
Testecleese: Brian? Do you know how we got her back?
2:42:26
Brian McFadden: We exchanged, like, 20 people for…
2:42:28
Testecleese: No! Oh, no, Brian, oh.
2:42:31
Brian McFadden: Only one.
2:42:32
Testecleese: No, get ready to look this one up, I'm not.
2:42:35
Brian McFadden: Word of Lore.
2:42:36
Testecleese: They made a… they… The Lord of War! They made a movie about this guy, The Lord of War!
2:42:44
Testecleese: We traded for Brittany Kreiner that no one ever heard of, and never heard of since.
2:42:52
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:42:54
Testecleese: And she's the reason.
2:42:57
Testecleese: She… he's the reason.
2:42:59
Testecleese: Why they're not kicking… saying trans women can't play?
2:43:04
Testecleese: Cause this is a… Fucking dude, I'm not kidding you.
2:43:09
Testecleese: Or Facebook is wrong, because I can share a picture of this person topless playing basketball in a driveway.
2:43:18
Testecleese: It doesn't get censored, and I don't get in trouble. How's that?
2:43:21
Brian McFadden: Right. Good luck.
2:43:22
Brian McFadden: So, Elon Lost is,
2:43:25
Testecleese: It's already true.
2:43:28
Brian McFadden: Elon Musk is, going with, unions now.
2:43:32
Brian McFadden: In Sweden, he ended the world's longest strike in Sweden.
2:43:37
Testecleese: Oh, it was hilarious, you see what he did?
2:43:39
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:43:41
Testecleese: I left my balls off. He literally bought out everyone and got them to quit.
2:43:46
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:43:47
Testecleese: Just… just paid him off.
2:43:50
Brian McFadden: Alright.
2:43:51
Testecleese: Now there's no one… protesting against Tesla.
2:43:56
Testecleese: Was it Sweden?
2:43:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah, Sweden.
2:43:59
Testecleese: And Sweden's producing Teslas again. And it's funny, because every… it's funny, because, oh,
2:44:07
Testecleese: We need more electric cars. Let's protest the electric car manufacturer and not allow them to build cars.
2:44:14
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:44:16
Ron Pascoe: I've, I've got to head… sorry, go on. I have a bit of an emergency, I've just got to head out, but,
2:44:21
Brian McFadden: I'll give you…
2:44:21
Ron Pascoe: Thanks a lot, guys.
2:44:23
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:44:25
Testecleese: Alright, man. Keep out of trouble.
2:44:27
Ron Pascoe: See you guys. Sorry about this, sorry, yeah. Just got a quick call, mate, just a bit of an emergency going on.
2:44:32
Brian McFadden: No problem.
2:44:32
Ron Pascoe: Okay, totally, surely. Thanks, man.
2:44:34
Testecleese: Work to do.
2:44:38
Testecleese: Alright, where were we?
2:44:40
Brian McFadden: We got, Pentagon officials are considering firing the long-time Star to Strike publisher before he can retire at the end of the month.
2:44:48
Testecleese: No, they did fire him, actually.
2:44:51
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I didn't know that.
2:44:53
Testecleese: Yeah, well, I read this.
2:44:55
Testecleese: article, then, like, 5 hours later, I got a…
2:44:59
Testecleese: Notification for news, he'd been fired.
2:45:04
Brian McFadden: Is that a way to make sure they don't have to pay his pension?
2:45:07
Testecleese: Maybe… But… Not necessarily. He just said he was quitting because he hates Trump.
2:45:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not the way to say you're gonna quit.
2:45:19
Testecleese: Yeah, so he lost his job over it.
2:45:26
Testecleese: We'll see, like, resigning doesn't even necessarily get you a pension, right?
2:45:30
Brian McFadden: No.
2:45:31
Testecleese: Unless you've done at least enough time?
2:45:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:45:35
Testecleese: So, I… You should've just kept your mouth shut, huh?
2:45:39
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:45:40
Brian McFadden: But a lot of people can't do that.
2:45:42
Testecleese: Yeah, Brian, you understand this as well as I do, because you were actually in the service, right?
2:45:47
Brian McFadden: Yup.
2:45:48
Testecleese: Keep your mouth shut.
2:45:50
Brian McFadden: Yeah?
2:45:52
Testecleese: Why let it be your fault?
2:45:55
Brian McFadden: Yep, unless you want to be a whistleblower that runs for,
2:45:59
Brian McFadden: Congress in Florida and lose.
2:46:03
Testecleese: Here's the thing, is I could run fucking Congress as a Navy vet, and you know what? I never blew a whistle. I did what the fuck I was told, because it was my goddamn job.
2:46:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but your name's not Vinderman.
2:46:17
Testecleese: Yeah… yeah, isn't he also the same asshole who…
2:46:23
Testecleese: tried to start a whole bunch of shit against Trump.
2:46:26
Brian McFadden: I don't know.
2:46:26
Testecleese: I was facing the same shit.
2:46:29
Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, but he got voted out. He didn't win his primary, so…
2:46:35
Testecleese: Yeah, I think there's more to that, but alright.
2:46:39
Brian McFadden: Anyway, I don't know where else you want to go.
2:46:41
Testecleese: No, the Canadians are trying to get rid of the ambassador of the United States because they hate the United States, but, like, 2 days later, I'm sorry, 3 days later, they gave up on the…
2:46:53
Testecleese: tariff thing, because they didn't want tariffs of Canadian goods coming to the United States.
2:46:59
Brian McFadden: Absolutely.
2:46:59
Testecleese: True.
2:47:01
Testecleese: What does Canada produce?
2:47:03
Brian McFadden: Maple syrup.
2:47:05
Testecleese: Okay, Vermont… Western…
2:47:08
Brian McFadden: That was mine.
2:47:09
Testecleese: Oregon… You know what I mean?
2:47:13
Testecleese: Skateboards?
2:47:14
Testecleese: Because they, they…
2:47:16
Brian McFadden: Oil.
2:47:16
Testecleese: countries. Oil's a big one.
2:47:19
Testecleese: Oil is their big export, and you know what's funny about that? The fact that you brought up oil, Brian. They just agreed in this, we're folding agreement to build another oil pipeline! The XL pipeline's gonna happen.
2:47:36
Testecleese: Did you see that?
2:47:37
Brian McFadden: -
2:47:39
Testecleese: Yeah. This is… they're trying to say, United States, don't be a part of us, we can do it on our own.
2:47:47
Testecleese: And then he said, shut the fuck up, we're just gonna be bitches and do what you told us to.
2:47:52
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:47:56
Testecleese: Hey, man, if you can do it on your own, do it on your own.
2:47:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:48:00
Testecleese: You're, you're making…
2:48:02
Testecleese: Canada's making their money selling shit to Americans. If you're gonna stop that from happening, good luck, right?
2:48:08
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:48:12
Testecleese: And let's be real, Brian, who was buying Canadian cheese?
2:48:16
Brian McFadden: Nobody, does… unless you're buying… it's cheese curds.
2:48:23
Testecleese: Yeah, I'm glad you knew that, too, because, like…
2:48:27
Testecleese: you might spend some extra money from cheese from Sweden, because they might make the best… Swiss cheese, right?
2:48:35
Testecleese: france, maybe, because they're known for, like, mold, because they're gross, but Canada?
2:48:44
Testecleese: Who's going to Canada for cheese?
2:48:47
Testecleese: Like, people don't think America for the first time for cheese either, but we make so much more.
2:48:55
Testecleese: And people don't understand, we make Swiss cheese and all this other shit, not just American cheese, which isn't even cheese.
2:49:03
Testecleese: Alright.
2:49:06
Testecleese: Oh!
2:49:08
Testecleese: I was hoping for Brian to be here for this next one.
2:49:12
Testecleese: Oh, here he is.
2:49:14
Testecleese: Brian, I was hoping you'd be here for this next one. I want you to,
2:49:18
Testecleese: Well, I know we don't do video, but play it anyway.
2:49:22
Brian McFadden: Alright.
2:49:23
Testecleese: Military helicopter wrecked in the States, doing an exercise, I guess?
2:49:32
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:49:34
Testecleese: Local police found the pilot first.
2:49:39
Testecleese: This… this is why, can you imagine me and the local cop, showing up when a fucking downed military fucking helicopter pilot comes in, hey man, I could use some help, you know?
2:49:51
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:49:56
Testecleese: And I'm not even sure it was local to it. Made me wonder if this is where the Apache went down, near Fort Hood.
2:50:04
Testecleese: I don't know, I think this is at Idaho or something dumb.
2:50:08
Testecleese: Which makes me wonder how many fucking helicopters we lose, right?
2:50:12
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:50:14
Testecleese: But, hey, man, this is why we do training exercises. Let's lose them…
2:50:19
Testecleese: In training where it's safe enough.
2:50:23
Brian McFadden: Huh.
2:50:24
Testecleese: Versus, in combat situations, you know what I mean?
2:50:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:50:28
Testecleese: But, you got, you got this thing ready yet?
2:50:33
Testecleese: I still got Cher.
2:50:35
Brian McFadden: I know I'm working on it.
2:50:36
Testecleese: Okay.
2:50:37
Testecleese: So I still got some… Time to fill up, huh?
2:50:41
Testecleese: Sure. But yeah,
2:50:44
Testecleese: I guess this guy, like, was flying low, and his helicopter across the treeline ended up losing it in the mountains of North Carolina, I think, or Idaho, or whatever.
2:50:55
Testecleese: But there we go, Brian's got it. Let's turn the sound on…
2:50:58
Testecleese: If you could find the mute, it's, up top.
2:51:01
Testecleese: On the left.
2:51:05
Testecleese: Maybe, maybe.
2:51:06
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Man, thank you very much for the help, I'm with the sheriff. Their fire and aides on their way right now, and we got the hillside on fire where the jet landed.
2:51:13
Testecleese: As long as I was a jet.
2:51:15
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We were doing circles over the lake, doing some local training.
2:51:18
Testecleese: $18 million.
2:51:19
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: tucked in.
2:51:20
Brian McFadden: Probably.
2:51:20
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I'm not sure exactly. Honestly, I'm a little… Sells, nope, nope, you're fine. You hit the tree bad, bud. I went through the trees.
2:51:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: He is, and I'm looking up, so, like, I'm here, I'm flying level with the ridgeline.
2:51:32
Testecleese: robot.
2:51:33
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: No, no, here, no, you're good.
2:51:35
Testecleese: Are you kidding me?
2:51:36
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I came over that tree line, I hit those trees.
2:51:39
Testecleese: Brian, do you know how to fly a fighter jets?
2:51:41
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You gotta fly higher. No, no, no, it's not.
2:51:44
Brian McFadden: You gotta fly higher.
2:51:46
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Medical's on their way, too.
2:51:48
Testecleese: Okay, you're right, you gotta fly.
2:51:50
Brian McFadden: She's lying.
2:51:51
Testecleese: You're right.
2:51:52
Brian McFadden: Don't eat the trees, you gotta fly out.
2:51:54
Testecleese: Fair argument.
2:51:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Hey, Kevin Stone, it's Major Simon. Hey buddy, I just crashed, I need you to be spent $32 million? What do you say, $16 or $8 million?
2:52:08
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's good. Hey, I need to pass you 5Ws and coordinate, the, Wave off CSAR and coordinate the, missile.
2:52:15
Testecleese: See, he's talking all fucking…
2:52:17
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Pilot ejected, pilot safe.
2:52:19
Testecleese: 16th Air Force.
2:52:22
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: East Africa.
2:52:23
Testecleese: Fucking Air Force.
2:52:24
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's yours.
2:52:24
Testecleese: jargon. These people have no idea.
2:52:26
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's funny saying, right?
2:52:27
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:52:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: She sees our attempt, not necessarily.
2:52:31
Testecleese: What the fuck's this?
2:52:31
Brian McFadden: Surge and rescue!
2:52:33
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Surgeon Rescue!
2:52:34
Testecleese: Okay, YOU know what I'm talking about, Brian.
2:52:37
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: poultry line, probably? Jesus.
2:52:40
Testecleese: Oh, I took out the entire trip! Yes! You flew a fucking military fighter jet into the forest!
2:52:47
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Are you the, are you the only pilot? I am, sir. I'm okay. Okay, let me just… let me see.
2:52:53
Brian McFadden: That's my rules.
2:52:54
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah, looks like.
2:52:55
Testecleese: How would you spoof!
2:52:56
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: What up?
2:52:59
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Alright, Jackson, I'm glad you're safe.
2:53:01
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Alright, man, thank you very much for the help, I'm Mr. Sheriff. There are fire and aides on their way right now, and we got the hillside on fire where the jet landed.
2:53:09
Testecleese: Air Force, using JP-8, is it?
2:53:12
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Going in some low-level training. Okay.
2:53:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
2:53:15
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Tucked in.
2:53:16
Testecleese: You have any idea how flammable that shit is?
2:53:18
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Nope, nope, you're fine.
2:53:23
Testecleese: Do you have any idea how flammable JP8 is?
2:53:27
Testecleese: It's literal jet fuel.
2:53:31
Testecleese: I mean… Shit happens. That's why we do training, right?
2:53:36
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:53:39
Testecleese: I could laugh when the cop was trying to, like, talk to this guy about how to fly a fighter jet, you know what I mean?
2:53:46
Brian McFadden: Play higher.
2:53:49
Testecleese: It is a Obviously, asshole.
2:53:56
Testecleese: I'm sure… I'm sure there are more factors, but you're right, fly above the tree line.
2:54:02
Brian McFadden: It's usually a good way to…
2:54:04
Brian McFadden: You can never go wrong with flying a boat. That might be a good one, that might be a good time.
2:54:09
Testecleese: That might be a good title.
2:54:11
Brian McFadden: I bought the chair.
2:54:12
Testecleese: Dreamline.
2:54:15
Testecleese: Well, F was his motto, is fly high.
2:54:19
Brian McFadden: Right? True.
2:54:23
Testecleese: Who cares about Mark Kelly?
2:54:25
Testecleese: Do we… do we give a shit?
2:54:27
Brian McFadden: He's fighting his, demotion.
2:54:32
Brian McFadden: Because they're demoting from a Navy captain. Yeah.
2:54:34
Testecleese: Yeah.
2:54:38
Testecleese: I thought they would take his pension away altogether.
2:54:41
Brian McFadden: Well, if you can't do that, then make him a commander.
2:54:44
Brian McFadden: Make him a lieutenant commander, that's a big chunk. Going from an 06 to an 04 is a huge chunk in pay loss.
2:54:54
Testecleese: It is, and isn't he the one who basically said, don't trust the orders you're given by your commanding officers?
2:55:00
Brian McFadden: That's exactly what he said, and that's what got him in trouble.
2:55:03
Brian McFadden: Because he's still… when you're getting a military retirement, you're still out… you're still in… you're still enforceable by the USCMJ.
2:55:14
Testecleese: That's actually something we've…
2:55:15
Brian McFadden: You're…
2:55:15
Testecleese: this happening is…
2:55:16
Brian McFadden: Your Senate… your… your Senate… being a senator does not exempt you from that kind of thing.
2:55:22
Testecleese: That's something we brought when this happened, when it came out. Anyone who's ever served time, served…
2:55:30
Brian McFadden: And getting a pension, getting the retirement from the military, you're…
2:55:34
Testecleese: Exactly. Can still be subject.
2:55:36
Brian McFadden: Yep.
2:55:37
Testecleese: to the military.
2:55:39
Testecleese: No, I… I'm not getting a pension, I'm getting VA disability.
2:55:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah, they can't do nothing to you.
2:55:45
Testecleese: Yeah, by the way, thank you,
2:55:47
Testecleese: I thought about that today, about my teeth falling out of my head, the drugs that they… the…
2:55:53
Testecleese: the Navy tried to me.
2:55:58
Testecleese: Worth a shot.
2:56:00
Brian McFadden: Huh?
2:56:03
Testecleese: My teeth are becoming brittle.
2:56:06
Testecleese: I had a… a tooth crack, a filling fell out, got infected.
2:56:12
Testecleese: Apparently, I ate a mercury filling, which is awesome.
2:56:15
Brian McFadden: Oh, that can't be good.
2:56:18
Testecleese: In theory, it's not that bad, if it's done correctly, but… Mercury Silver Amalgam is safe.
2:56:26
Brian McFadden: Well, as long as you shit it out.
2:56:29
Testecleese: Exactly.
2:56:30
Testecleese: Yeah, not rip myself apart on the way out, right?
2:56:33
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:56:36
Testecleese: But yeah, that caused a nasty infection.
2:56:39
Testecleese: I had trouble driving down the mountain to go into town.
2:56:42
Brian McFadden: It's crazy.
2:56:44
Testecleese: The pressure difference on the, you know, the infection. Finally, I got down, I got it ripped out, and I was like, oh my god, that feels so good, you know?
2:56:55
Testecleese: Luckily, there's a molar.
2:56:58
Testecleese: Which, I'm a little upset that the Navy took my wisdom teeth
2:57:04
Testecleese: Or, I'm sorry, we're gonna take my wisdom teeth no matter what.
2:57:08
Testecleese: My teeth grew in naturally and fit, right?
2:57:11
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
2:57:13
Testecleese: Nick, I signed up when I was 22, do you know that?
2:57:17
Brian McFadden: Nope.
2:57:18
Testecleese: Okay, most people do it 18, right?
2:57:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:57:21
Testecleese: 22 I joined.
2:57:23
Testecleese: And they're like, oh, we're gonna take your wisdom. She's like, no, no, they grew in. They… they fit, everything's like, no, it doesn't matter, we're gonna take them.
2:57:31
Testecleese: I was like… No, you're not.
2:57:36
Testecleese: Well, I'm telling you, if you show up in your wisdom teeth there, they're coming out in boot camp. I went to my private
2:57:41
Testecleese: dentist.
2:57:43
Testecleese: And I had him do it. He's like, why do you want to take them off? They fit!
2:57:47
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:57:48
Testecleese: gonna take them, and you guys are gonna do a better job than the government, right?
2:57:53
Testecleese: And you know as well as I, private dentist is better, isn't it?
2:57:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
2:58:01
Testecleese: Which is what makes me laugh, is… Socialized medicine thing?
2:58:06
Testecleese: He's like, so you wanna make the entire medical system the fucking VA?
2:58:12
Testecleese: Okay, even better, people who don't understand what that means, Let's look at the government.
2:58:19
Testecleese: You wanna make the hospital the DMV?
2:58:24
Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
2:58:27
Testecleese: No, that's slow and inefficient. Oh, shit! People who make money work faster so they can make more money.
2:58:35
Testecleese: This is where you could do another job.
2:58:38
Testecleese: Yeah. I'm just sorry, capitalism is so much fucking…
2:58:45
Testecleese: Alright.
2:58:47
Testecleese: Oh yeah, North… South Korea was… we're not doing exercises anymore, because apparently we took that aircraft carrier and put it in the…
2:58:57
Testecleese: Middle East, because of the… I'm guessing the Lincoln?
2:59:02
Testecleese: And China's saying they're gonna make sure the world knows that the United States doesn't have an aircraft carrier here.
2:59:09
Brian McFadden: Right, yeah.
2:59:10
Testecleese: I kind of laughed, like, what does that mean?
2:59:14
Testecleese: But you're gonna take Taiwan?
2:59:17
Brian McFadden: Right.
2:59:19
Testecleese: And… 100% fair, Brian. How many aircraft carriers does the United States have?
2:59:26
Brian McFadden: Whoa?
2:59:29
Testecleese: We don't have one in port right now that could get shipped out to the Pacific if we needed it.
2:59:37
Brian McFadden: I think they're all…
2:59:41
Testecleese: No, okay, we got one in Dry Duck, maybe 2 in Dry Duck.
2:59:45
Brian McFadden: Alright, on each coast.
2:59:46
Testecleese: general maintenance done. We want to get in general maintenance to get underway at 20.
2:59:51
Brian McFadden: One getting refueled, one about to be refueled.
2:59:56
Testecleese: Re-fueled? Who's getting refueled right now?
2:59:59
Brian McFadden: Stennis is still being refueled, and there's another one coming in right after that.
3:00:03
Brian McFadden: Yes, the sun is still in dry dive.
3:00:06
Brian McFadden: It's still in the shipyard.
3:00:08
Testecleese: That's been a long time.
3:00:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:00:11
Testecleese: No, it's… Well, shit, what, 5 years?
3:00:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:00:17
Brian McFadden: Hulong?
3:00:18
Testecleese: It shouldn't take this long, Carl Vinson!
3:00:21
Testecleese: Spent less than 5 years, refueled.
3:00:24
Testecleese: And did the rest of the entire reconstruction overall, RCOH.
3:00:33
Testecleese: Yep. And I only know this, because I was on the fucking ship when it happened.
3:00:39
Testecleese: Imagine them trying to deal with civilians.
3:00:44
Testecleese: doing your day-to-day job in the Navy, right?
3:00:48
Brian McFadden: Nope.
3:00:51
Testecleese: Yeah, I don't give a shit.
3:00:56
Testecleese: Okay, but the ballroom, you seem to give a shit about the ballroom, I… I don't know why.
3:01:03
Brian McFadden: Well, because…
3:01:04
Testecleese: Probably because it's…
3:01:05
Brian McFadden: They're working… they're working 6 days a week building this thing now, so, I mean, it's gonna get to a point where, if it gets delayed long enough, it's not gonna get stopped. So, I think that's Trump philosophy on this thing.
3:01:20
Brian McFadden: $200 million has already been spent on, so…
3:01:22
Testecleese: We call that a sunk cost fallacy.
3:01:27
Testecleese: Which, I've already spent this much money, I may as well keep paying into it to make sure it works.
3:01:32
Brian McFadden: Right.
3:01:34
Testecleese: Problem is, I don't understand why the courts are having an issue with this ballroom.
3:01:39
Brian McFadden: Because he didn't go to Congress and get approval for it.
3:01:43
Brian McFadden: And there's a huge military installation being built underneath the ballroom.
3:01:48
Testecleese: Whoa, okay.
3:01:49
Testecleese: A fucking bomb shelter for the president sounds like a fucking great idea for me, to me. What about you?
3:01:57
Testecleese: But does the president need to go to Congress? I don't know. This is new to me.
3:02:02
Testecleese: to do these? Like, is this something I missed? Did Obama go through Congress to put in a basketball court?
3:02:11
Brian McFadden: No, that's the problem. There's a double standard here.
3:02:19
Testecleese: So, I don't understand…
3:02:23
Brian McFadden: If it's Obama, nobody cares. If it's Trump…
3:02:26
Testecleese: annual.
3:02:26
Brian McFadden: Everybody here.
3:02:27
Testecleese: Man, up in a courtroom, or
3:02:29
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't think so, no, not yet.
3:02:30
Testecleese: Why not? Why not?
3:02:32
Brian McFadden: Because that'd be racist.
3:02:34
Testecleese: Okay, didn't, Nixon put it in a bowling alley?
3:02:40
Testecleese: Oh, no, it was, Roosevelt, wasn't it? Teddy.
3:02:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:02:47
Testecleese: Did he get congressional approval?
3:02:49
Brian McFadden: I highly doubt it.
3:02:51
Testecleese: Precedent is a thing, isn't it?
3:02:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:02:55
Brian McFadden: Craig.
3:02:55
Testecleese: That… isn't that, like, basically what our court system runs off as precedent?
3:03:00
Brian McFadden: Yup.
3:03:02
Testecleese: And it takes a higher court to overturn precedent.
3:03:05
Brian McFadden: Yup.
3:03:08
Testecleese: I just… I'm confused. This seems like a giant waste of money for people to argue, you know what I mean?
3:03:15
Brian McFadden: This is a big one here that you're… we're both looking at right now.
3:03:19
Testecleese: The Texas Roadhouse?
3:03:20
Brian McFadden: No, Alex Jones.
3:03:22
Testecleese: Oh, yeah…
3:03:26
Brian McFadden: Well, he figured out a way to get his $50 million verdict lowered down to $1.5 million. He can probably almost afford to pay that.
3:03:35
Testecleese: Well, I would just like to point out that,
3:03:37
Testecleese: His $50 million verdict started out at, like, $2.3 billion, or something like that.
3:03:45
Testecleese: And I know, like, oh, there's no fucking way. It was literally higher than the GDP of the nation of France, is what he was due to pay out, for saying, I think you're wrong.
3:03:58
Testecleese: This does… You're allowed to s- you're allowed to be a fucking asshole, and wrong.
3:04:05
Brian McFadden: Well, this is a Texas court, so I don't know how it's gonna affect… the overall… Ruling.
3:04:13
Brian McFadden: Bye.
3:04:14
Testecleese: Well, it was less money, I'm just saying… It was a Sandy Hook thing.
3:04:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, Sandy Hook, yeah.
3:04:20
Testecleese: He said some dumb shit.
3:04:22
Brian McFadden: They're saying this ruling does not affect the $1.4 billion judgment against…
3:04:27
Testecleese: Oh, okay.
3:04:27
Brian McFadden: Oh, it's in Connecticut.
3:04:30
Brian McFadden: Which the U.S. Supreme Court had defined.
3:04:32
Testecleese: lawsuit. Okay, okay. How do you expect him to pay a… How many million dollars?
3:04:40
Testecleese: Is what they…
3:04:41
Brian McFadden: 1.5 in Texas.
3:04:44
Testecleese: How do you expect him to pay that after paying a BILLION GOLLARS?
3:04:48
Brian McFadden: Nobody's gonna do that.
3:04:50
Brian McFadden: These people are never gonna see a dime.
3:04:53
Testecleese: A billy, do people understand what a billion dollars is?
3:04:57
Brian McFadden: I mean, the jury in Connecticut would have been much better off
3:05:02
Brian McFadden: And lowering it down, way down, you know…
3:05:06
Brian McFadden: It's something he actually might not fight in court and to just pay it, you know, with it through his liability insurance type deal.
3:05:15
Testecleese: Everybody, like… BILLION DOLLARS!
3:05:18
Brian McFadden: Nobody even under… nobody can comprehend what that actually even means or is word.
3:05:26
Testecleese: BILLION!
3:05:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:05:28
Testecleese: Oh my god!
3:05:29
Testecleese: Like… like you said, people can't even understand that. People can't understand a million!
3:05:35
Brian McFadden: Nope.
3:05:37
Testecleese: That… and a billion's a thousand times that! And what… what? He owes this money to the families of the people.
3:05:45
Brian McFadden: Right. Never gonna see it done again.
3:05:47
Testecleese: Because he said… This was a hoax.
3:05:50
Brian McFadden: Right.
3:05:51
Testecleese: Okay.
3:05:52
Brian McFadden: That was his personal opinion.
3:05:54
Testecleese: I think he's wrong.
3:05:56
Testecleese: He has every right to say that.
3:05:59
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:06:01
Testecleese: And when…
3:06:02
Brian McFadden: I'll get the cat in!
3:06:04
Testecleese: It turned out that, most of this money wasn't even being paid out to the victims' families.
3:06:13
Testecleese: That's what got me, Brian, was the…
3:06:16
Testecleese: I thought this was a… I thought this was the same settlement when I got down to a couple.
3:06:20
Brian McFadden: I did, too, when I first saw it.
3:06:23
Testecleese: And I was like, okay, that sounds actually…
3:06:26
Brian McFadden: plausible.
3:06:26
Testecleese: But right…
3:06:27
Brian McFadden: Dad actually won't get paid.
3:06:29
Testecleese: Yeah, someone might actually get paid, but he still owes a billion dollars.
3:06:34
Brian McFadden: Who's ever gonna get paid.
3:06:37
Testecleese: No, you'll never make a billion dollars in your life.
3:06:39
Brian McFadden: No.
3:06:42
Testecleese: Not have a billion dollars.
3:06:44
Testecleese: Every dollar you've ever earned in your life.
3:06:47
Testecleese: Put it on a tally sheet will never equal a billion.
3:06:52
Testecleese: People just… like you said, people just don't understand.
3:06:57
Testecleese: Well, it's just like you see these women.
3:06:59
Testecleese: They go and do their fucking online shit, and they're like…
3:07:03
Testecleese: I want a man who's 6'6".
3:07:07
Testecleese: I gotta make a million dollars a year.
3:07:10
Brian McFadden: It'd be a sugar daddy.
3:07:11
Testecleese: And I'm like, who the fuck makes a million dollars a year?
3:07:15
Brian McFadden: Elon Musk.
3:07:17
Testecleese: I doubt it.
3:07:19
Testecleese: Honestly, I doubt it. Why would he pay himself a million dollars a year?
3:07:25
Testecleese: Then, that's just taxes.
3:07:28
Testecleese: Pay yourself a couple hundred thousand.
3:07:31
Testecleese: You know what I mean?
3:07:33
Testecleese: Pay less tax, you still have everything nice you want, you still have access to your money if you want to sell it to do something, but no one makes a million dollars a year.
3:07:45
Testecleese: Someone who makes a million dollars a year is someone who's gaining net worth by a million dollars a year, not make… not getting paid a million dollars a year.
3:07:56
Brian McFadden: Hmm…
3:07:57
Testecleese: That means they don't have fucking cash on hand, because it's… Property and business.
3:08:09
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:08:11
Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
3:08:13
Testecleese: Yeah, you know, I'm losing my shit. How's that, Brian?
3:08:16
Brian McFadden: Yes, you are.
3:08:21
Testecleese: Oh, shit, I put on the wrong music. Go figure.
3:08:25
Brian McFadden: I mean, you're not even… anymore.
3:08:28
Testecleese: I know, I did that by accident.
3:08:30
Brian McFadden: That's okay, no biggie.
3:08:32
Testecleese: Well, we're not doing video on the show.
3:08:34
Brian McFadden: No, it doesn't matter, yeah.
3:08:37
Audio shared by Testecleese: There we go.
3:08:40
Audio shared by Testecleese: Did you just…
3:08:41
Testecleese: Giant turtle.
3:08:42
Audio shared by Testecleese: Oh, yeah. 3 hours long.
3:08:46
Audio shared by Testecleese: Oof.