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Classic Moment: Green Flags · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Nice hand soap, real toilet paper, no clothes on the floor,
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  Speaker 1: wine glasses that aren't stolen from a bar. Clean sheets
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  Speaker 1: is a big one. So okay, A stocked fridge, yep, okay, No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it means like, you know, this guy's taking
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  Speaker 1: some time.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little on the extreme side. You got to
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  Speaker 2: figure a single guy, I mean, he can get some
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  Speaker 2: of those.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, maybe not the stalked fridge, but
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  Speaker 1: at least wash your sheets. Yeah, I mean, that's like
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  Speaker 1: the bare minimum.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's a big thing even with you know, adult guys,
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  Speaker 3: if they're living alone.
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  Speaker 4: When when I was single, I washed them maybe once.
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  Speaker 3: A month, right, Well, you were in a different era
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  Speaker 3: of yours then.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, even so, I had a room in a
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  Speaker 2: rooming house and I just didn't wash them that much.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think about it.
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  Speaker 3: But if you were living alone right now, you would
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  Speaker 3: wash your sheets more frequently than once a month.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Would you have a lot of dishes in the sink
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  Speaker 1: if you were living by yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like dishes in the sink. Yeah, okay, so
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  Speaker 4: then so that would.
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  Speaker 5: Be the one. Yeah, green flags, geez.
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  Speaker 6: If I saw any of this stuff.
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  Speaker 7: When I was dating, I'd be afraid they were gay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Jamie Colling from Beautiful Bathman.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, i'd be I'd have my gatare open.
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  Speaker 8: That's not green flags, those would be red flags.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's the second straight talkbackwards that accused me of
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  Speaker 3: being gay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's anything wrong with that. I mean I got
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  Speaker 4: partially all right, Well, what do the gays say?
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  Speaker 9: Good morning? It's Andy from the Cape. It's a gay man.
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  Speaker 9: I want to chime in on the green flags. It's
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  Speaker 9: not a foot fetish thing like Billy has. However, you
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  Speaker 9: have to have nice toenails, clean cut like it's just
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  Speaker 9: disgusting straight or gay men.
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  Speaker 4: It's not hard to control.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes you can't.
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  Speaker 9: Control if you have funky shaped feet, but you can
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  Speaker 9: control the nails on those funky shaped feet, just saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little more intimate. It may not you may.
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  Speaker 3: Not get to see the feet in the first gate
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  Speaker 3: when you're looking for the green flag.
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  Speaker 4: But that's two different things. Right.
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  Speaker 2: If if they have feet that they're born with that
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  Speaker 2: maybe aren't that attractive, you can't do much about that.
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  Speaker 4: But you can't do you know much about the toenails. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I said, just keep him clean. The clippers are fore ye,
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  Speaker 4: don't eat them.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, no, that would be a red flag.
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  Speaker 5: A roam your place and sorry jar full of clipped.
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  Speaker 1: Tonings, that would be Really that would be a big
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  Speaker 1: red flag.
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  Speaker 4: Just move on.
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  Speaker 8: His green flag list is on point. My boss is
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  Speaker 8: single and he has all of these checked off on
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  Speaker 8: that list. He's such a catch, great guy and kind
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  Speaker 8: of sad that he's still single, because yeah, any woman
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  Speaker 8: would be lucky to have him. And I'm a nanny,
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  Speaker 8: so that's why I know about all this stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, she.
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  Speaker 3: Gets an inside look and she's given a shout out
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  Speaker 3: to her her boss for her.
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  Speaker 6: There is no way any single man is going to
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  Speaker 6: hit the mark on all of those. When I met
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  Speaker 6: my husband twenty something years ago, he didn't even know
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  Speaker 6: what thread count was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I mean some Yeah, he didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what was fred count?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm not big on thread I didn't either.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think people know. I mean they just I
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  Speaker 1: mean on this list, it just means clean. There's no
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  Speaker 1: thread count on this list.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree with the clean sheet thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, what's a what's a good thread
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  Speaker 2: count like what number you think, Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Don't they have a thousand thread?
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  Speaker 6: They did?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go way up and higher the number,
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  Speaker 1: the better the sheet, more, the softer.
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  Speaker 4: Do you notice a difference you do in the higher
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  Speaker 4: thread count?
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  Speaker 5: You do? Okay, I will say, though, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I like in the colder weather? Final sheets?
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  Speaker 1: Oh those are very cool?
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, is that nice? You climb in.
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  Speaker 6: Clean flags? How he treats his family and friends. There's
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  Speaker 6: always exceptions some families. But how he treats his parents,
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  Speaker 6: his niece is a nephew. Does he have a good job,
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  Speaker 6: How he spends his money or saves his money much
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  Speaker 6: more important.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's a different kind of list right there.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's a whole different list.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, good point. The job is a
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  Speaker 5: good starting point.
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  Speaker 4: There's basic a license. Yes, yeah, it's a first date.
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  Speaker 5: And they say, well I don't have a license. Didn't
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  Speaker 5: you on a first date? Have to say your license
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  Speaker 5: was in police custody?
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  Speaker 2: I did, Well, I didn't have a license. I lost
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  Speaker 2: my license before I could get my license, So when
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  Speaker 2: I was sixteen, they took my license before I got it,
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  Speaker 2: so I didn't have it for like ten years that long. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So I was always the guy that needed a ride,
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  Speaker 2: so I went, if there was a girl that was, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, willing to go out with me, she'd have
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  Speaker 2: to pick me up.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, did you ever drive without it?
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  Speaker 4: Pretty much every day?
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  Speaker 6: Shere is no way any single man is going to
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  Speaker 6: hit the mark on all of those. When I I
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  Speaker 6: met my husband twenty something years ago, he didn't even
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  Speaker 6: know what thread cob was.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I just played that. Yeah, sorry, yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: We're.
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  Speaker 4: Geez.
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  Speaker 10: I just want to say that I'm dating the most
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  Speaker 10: perfect man in the world and he has all green
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  Speaker 10: flags high Matt Draper.
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  Speaker 5: Oh a shout out and everything there.
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  Speaker 1: I think that to produce producer Riley's point earlier that
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  Speaker 1: it depends on the age of the guy definitely. I
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  Speaker 1: think a younger guy may have two on this list
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  Speaker 1: right where an older guy might not. I mean, Mike.
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  Speaker 10: I feel like one that's not on the list that
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  Speaker 10: I would look for is a made bed. I've like that,
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  Speaker 10: like shows that you get up in the morning or
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  Speaker 10: you're like, you know, but like stuff that's on the list,
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  Speaker 10: like for like a younger person, the candles, the hand,
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  Speaker 10: So it's that doesn't matter as much the picking stuff
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  Speaker 10: up off the floor. That's a big one. I like
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  Speaker 10: when people are able to like do their own chores.
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  Speaker 10: I dated a guy who had his mom do his laundry.
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  Speaker 10: I always thought that was a little weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, he's got to do his own laundry.
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  Speaker 1: And then the dishes in the sank, I think are
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  Speaker 1: a big one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: On the made bed, Like, if I'm dating and I
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  Speaker 3: go over there for the first time and it's not dead,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not getting in.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they say that that's just a really good routine builder,
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  Speaker 1: just for anyone to get up and make your bed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, especially if it gets to that moment if you're
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  Speaker 2: you know, well, you would make your way to the bed.
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  Speaker 4: It's just unmade.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, you coming to bed until you make.
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  Speaker 3: That, I'll be out here wine.
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  Speaker 5: Well, someone makes the bed.
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  Speaker 1: You figure that.
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  Speaker 7: Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 5: This is kim.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what you guys are calling green flags are actually
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  Speaker 7: red flags to some of us.
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  Speaker 5: Dated guy for four years.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's my ex. First night looking at the refrigerator,
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  Speaker 7: everything perfectly, all the water bottles facing the same way,
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  Speaker 7: with the labels, everything of perfect lines, his draws, the socks,
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  Speaker 7: the underweels folded perfectly. It felt like it was in
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  Speaker 7: blooming Deals. No, it's a nightmare. It's like trying to
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  Speaker 7: keep up with someone like that is exhausting. Red flag
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  Speaker 7: not green.
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  Speaker 4: I do that.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 3: That's the bottles, whether it's beer cans, beer bottles, wine bottles,
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  Speaker 3: anything in the refrigerator. I every so often during the
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  Speaker 3: day I go in and I have to spin them
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  Speaker 3: half around and make sure the labels.
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  Speaker 1: Are all well, that's well. You do it here in
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen too. Everything has to be lined up morning ritual.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you want to know a secret, Lisa. So if
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  Speaker 2: I get here before Billy, sometimes I do. I mess
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  Speaker 2: them all up on purpose.
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  Speaker 5: No, I knew you did.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Then he comes, Oh my god, I do the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just messed with you.
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  Speaker 3: And I've been totally aware that one or the both
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  Speaker 3: of you have done it. And I'm okay with it
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  Speaker 3: because it relaxes men to straighten the mind.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're giving you something to do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I turn them all around every which way, and Billy
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  Speaker 2: comes ready to get his coffee.
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  Speaker 3: And right away and just fix you put them on
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  Speaker 3: other shelves, and I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, all right, what a list here.
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  Speaker 11: God, this is the mayor of the ceuth Then I
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  Speaker 11: have all weaven of those green flags, so that means
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  Speaker 11: that they're gay or they're secretly gay.
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  Speaker 1: Woo.