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DONKEY: Man Breaks Into Apartment, Unwraps Christmas Gifts & Sleeps On Couch · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Your execution on the donkey of the day is something
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  Speaker 1: to God give you the reason they gave me donkey
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  Speaker 1: other day, and I deserve that. People need to know
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  Speaker 1: what you need to tell them. I am you have
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  Speaker 1: the boy, tell them don't it's a reed.
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  Speaker 2: But you're so good at charlamage charlamagde.
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  Speaker 1: Where you going dunk the other day? Soon?
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  Speaker 2: Now? Man, you know why life is so funny because
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  Speaker 2: Gee Herbalt was playing and Jess is in the background, like, yo,
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  Speaker 2: I love his Gee Herbal record.
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  Speaker 1: It's so hard.
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  Speaker 2: But there's somebody else in the chat, is right. Somebody
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  Speaker 2: in the chat said, it's too early for these g
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  Speaker 2: herbal aggressive run ons and assistance.
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  Speaker 1: The beat is so high. Oh, that's why.
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  Speaker 2: Art is so subjective. Man, did you herbal donkey today?
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  Speaker 2: For Wednesday, December third? Is a double donkey? First, there
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  Speaker 2: is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey. He was
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  Speaker 2: fifty years old and he was arrested Sunday after a
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  Speaker 2: resident called and reported that a man had broken into
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  Speaker 2: their apartment, was sleeping on their.
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  Speaker 1: Couch and refused to leave.
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  Speaker 2: Authority said Harvey could not provide a logical reason why
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  Speaker 2: he was in the apartment. If you ask me, it's
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  Speaker 2: probably because he was homeless in Maine, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And Maine is very cold, all right? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: how cold Maine is? All right? This was bang Or Maine?
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  Speaker 1: Am I pronouncing that right? Bang or Main?
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm not no meteorologist, but if it's one thing
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  Speaker 2: I know about Maine, and by one thing I know
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  Speaker 2: about Maine, I mean literally one thing. This is the
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  Speaker 2: one thing I've ever heard about Maine is that he
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  Speaker 2: gets very cold.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And I did some research this morning, and by research
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  Speaker 2: I mean I typed in temperature in bang Or, Maine.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Today is a high of thirty two, with a lower
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  Speaker 2: twenty one. For the rest of the week. Tomorrow the
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  Speaker 2: low is for degrees, okay. Friday's low is four degrees,
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  Speaker 2: with the highest seventeen. So when I see authorities say
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  Speaker 2: Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was
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  Speaker 2: in the apartment, well, the logical reason to me it
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  Speaker 2: was probably because.
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  Speaker 1: He was cold, all right and homeless.
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  Speaker 2: Not making any excuses for him, because I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if that was indeed the reason, but if it is
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  Speaker 2: the reason, I've learned in life not to judge people
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  Speaker 2: for what they do when they are in survival mode.
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  Speaker 2: But understand, if you broke in my house, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know your situation. I just know you broken my house.
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  Speaker 2: Now you sleep on my couch and you're refusing to leave.
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  Speaker 2: So now I'm in survival mode. So don't judge me
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  Speaker 2: when I shoot you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And that's.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly why you shouldn't be breaking into people's houses.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really serious when I say I feel like people
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  Speaker 2: who break into other people's houses they got to be suicidal.
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  Speaker 1: All right, It's no way you care about living.
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  Speaker 2: You better off playing a game of Russian Roulette because
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  Speaker 2: you are playing with your life in ways that you
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  Speaker 2: don't even understand, because you don't know what people holding
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  Speaker 2: when you break into their residence. But let's get back
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  Speaker 2: to the matter in hand. I told you all this
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  Speaker 2: was a double donkey. All right, you got the first one,
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  Speaker 2: Jose Harvey. Jose Harvey broke into somebody's apartment for no
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  Speaker 2: logical reason. But I want to play you the actual
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  Speaker 2: news report, and I want to know if you can
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  Speaker 2: tell who the other donkey in this story is.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to WABI five News for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Police Milford man was charged urged with aggravated criminal trespass
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  Speaker 3: after he allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor police
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  Speaker 3: say fifty year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after
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  Speaker 3: a State Street resident called and reported that a man
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  Speaker 3: had broken into their apartment. Police say the resident also
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  Speaker 3: told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and
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  Speaker 3: refused to leave. The tenant told authorities that they later
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  Speaker 3: discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of
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  Speaker 3: their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found.
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  Speaker 3: Authority say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why
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  Speaker 3: he was in that apartment.
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  Speaker 2: What's the other donkey in this story? What's the other
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  Speaker 2: donkey in this story? Jess, Let me give you a
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  Speaker 2: little bit more context of me. According to Breakfast Club producers,
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  Speaker 2: this story was published on November twenty fifth. Okay, November
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  Speaker 2: twenty fifth. Played that news report one more time now
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  Speaker 2: that you.
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  Speaker 1: Know that.
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  Speaker 3: Milford man was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he
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  Speaker 3: allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor Police a fifty
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  Speaker 3: year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after a State
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  Speaker 3: Street resident called and reported that a man had broken
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  Speaker 3: into their apartment. Police say the resident also told them
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  Speaker 3: that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave.
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  Speaker 3: The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom
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  Speaker 3: window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents
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  Speaker 3: had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authority say
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  Speaker 3: Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was
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  Speaker 3: in that apartment.
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  Speaker 1: November twenty Yes, Christmas present. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: That news report said the tenants discovered their bathroom window
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  Speaker 2: had been opened and all their Christmas presents had been unwrapped.
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  Speaker 2: The other donkey in this story is the tenants of
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  Speaker 2: this apartment for already having wrapped Christmas presents two days
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  Speaker 2: before Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, who in the hell already got.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas presence wrapped two days before Thanksgiving? If the turkey
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  Speaker 2: even thought out? Has any part of Thanks Given didn't
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  Speaker 2: been cooked yet? Has anybody you know put this boiled
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  Speaker 2: the yam?
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  Speaker 1: Yet?
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  Speaker 2: It should be illegal to already have Christmas gifts wrapped
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  Speaker 2: before Thanksgiving. We don't even put the lights out until
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  Speaker 2: after Things given. Trees don't even go up until after
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Given. But you already got Christmas presents wrapped? Nah,
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  Speaker 2: Jose and Diddy gonna break in and unwrap your gifts. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is yet more proof that Thanksgiving doesn't even matter anymore. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving is just a small speed bump between Halloween and
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  Speaker 2: the Christmas season. I told y'all the month of November
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  Speaker 2: should be the it's beginning to look a lot like
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  Speaker 2: Christmas season.
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  Speaker 1: And then December first, full blown Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Mariah Carey song playing for least Navidad Okay, Christmas trees.
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  Speaker 1: Up everywhere lights, Let's get it.
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  Speaker 2: It is time because once we do that, we will
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  Speaker 2: be looking at these individuals like they're normal.
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  Speaker 1: But right now I'm looking at these tenants like they're crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Please give Jose Harvey and the tennants of his residents
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  Speaker 2: the biggest he huff.
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  Speaker 4: By humbug ro It is up with you.
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  Speaker 1: You're mad because.
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  Speaker 4: They decided the cash in on the Christmas presence and
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  Speaker 4: have them under.
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  Speaker 1: The train already wrapped. But Nomber twenty fifth.
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  Speaker 5: Holiday because they got their stuff together and the saving
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  Speaker 5: all year long, got their gifts.
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  Speaker 1: They went shopping early.
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  Speaker 2: They want to twenty fifth Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Presence already wrapped. Yes, that's what that's mad man. Do
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  Speaker 1: you tell me what's wrong with that?
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  Speaker 4: You would tell me what's wrong with that is the
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  Speaker 4: fact that they're making the kids wait, like I don't even.
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  Speaker 1: Know if they got kids. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't like people that you know, playing that
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  Speaker 2: far in advance. You got your life together so much
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  Speaker 2: that you already got your Christmas presence wrap November twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Hate the stores going out of business. Maybe they got
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  Speaker 5: the gifts mad early when the stores was getting out
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  Speaker 5: going out of business.
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  Speaker 2: But it's one thing to have the gifts in the house.
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  Speaker 2: But you already got a wrap too, Yo, there's one
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  Speaker 2: thing if you buy them.
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  Speaker 1: You hate the black people make for anything. This wasn't
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  Speaker 1: This wasn't even the sales.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't even get to the Black Friday sales. This
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  Speaker 2: was November twenty fifth. There was no black body. They
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  Speaker 2: want everything. Maybe they put everything on you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I know what apparently because of the tariffs and it
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  Speaker 2: got it early. They're definitely getting donkey for wrapping up
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  Speaker 2: tam Gifts. Who the hell would waste his presence on
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  Speaker 2: Team Gifts? And I love Team never wrap it up.
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  Speaker 2: They already come rapped, waste, no good gift rapp maybe the.
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  Speaker 5: Capping t I'm sure you can't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't.
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  Speaker 4: You can buy anything from Yo, but temby come wrapped
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  Speaker 4: up with tape Ali Babo TV.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they got it for sale. Damn man, you
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  Speaker 1: see it there. I'm looking it up right now, Jesus
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  Speaker 1: for six pieces of playing and snow flake gift wrapped?
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  Speaker 1: Can we play a game?
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  Speaker 4: Because Jose Quaver what's his name?
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  Speaker 1: Jose? No, goddamn Jose. What is his name? Jose?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: I like that you hear Jose? You started playing my joint?
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  Speaker 2: Why you want to play this song?
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  Speaker 4: Is his last name?
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  Speaker 1: His first name is Jose. Oh man, that nigga mixed.
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  Speaker 1: He's mixed because he ain't no way first believed. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that. Donkey today police, Navid, this is
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  Speaker 1: the greatest Christmas song ever. You hear me?
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  Speaker 5: five one oh five. We're talking to Diddy doc. Did
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  Speaker 5: you watch the Diddy Doc? It's four parts. Uh, let's talk.
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  Speaker 5: Let's discuss it was shot well shot. Hello, Well they
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  Speaker 5: did amazing job of it. But let's talk about it.
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  Speaker 5: When we come back, what's your thoughts on it?
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  Speaker 1: Off?
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  Speaker 2: This is the great Dominican. Do you ever disrespect your
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  Speaker 2: own people? This is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I've come to that conclusion. Police not be DoD slash dropping,
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