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The One Where They Clap… A LOT · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Are we ready?
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, you right? Okay, just sitting here twiddling my asshole
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: the La La podcast. Wow. I was literally just sitting
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: here writing on my phone and I look up and
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: everyone's staring at me.
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: My assholes the most hilarious each other's assholes.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: That is so funny.
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: From twenty one jump Straight? He's like, no, we want
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: each other's house. I think I just maybe that's where
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: I got it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my thumbs.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: You're twitting your asshole with your thumbs.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: That sounds nice. Good morning, good morning, Happy hump Day.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: We record on Mondays, so let's give a round of
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: applause to see La Dodgers for making it into the series.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Very exciting, very exciting. I was watching the Today Show,
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: so there was a guy who talks about the sports,
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: and it was like he and Al Roker, and he
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: somewhat shamed us in how many series we've taken? He
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: was like, the Yankees have taken twenty six or twenty
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: eight titles. He's like, guess how many the Dodgers have
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: And everyone's like, I don't know, and he's like five
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: or six whatever. He said. Oh, He's like, so if
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: they win, it'll be one step closer to like basically
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: being like the Yankees. I felt a little bit like
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: some some West Coast shading happening.
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: Almost like they know they're not gonna win. I don't know,
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: they gotta saying congrats, They're saying it's gonna take a
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: while to catch up anyway.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe fuckers so Dodge so Dodgers.
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: Wait is did because I'm not a baseball person. Dodgers
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: beat the Yankees.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Let me just saying the Yankee in the World Series,
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: the Dodgers, knowing the baseball person.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: People the World Series, correct, Go go Dodgers, Dodgers.
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: It's the Dodgers versus Yankees in the final Championship.
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: I don't care a fingerlakes.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: I just want everyone to have fun.
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  Speaker 2: Sound like my mother when I was in fifth grade.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, though, I was sitting on the couch
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: for the whole day today. And you know, I've been
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: thinking the last few Dodgers games that I really am
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: loving the name Otani, and I'm like, I cannot if
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: I was third, I can't because then it's really like, Okay,
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: you're naming your children after baseball.
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: Me and Landon, we're getting so sick of her on
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: the couch, She's just like show hey, o'danie. It's like
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  Speaker 4: it's just a hot name.
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  Speaker 2: Next at that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm like, do I name my next show? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Or otani show?
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  Speaker 3: He is so sick too.
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  Speaker 2: No, I have the best name? Should I still?
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: Do you say? I guess? Say it?
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: Oh hey, oh hey, oh hey burning your ham and
• 3:05
  Speaker 4: then you can see him and you can go, oh hey,
• 3:09
  Speaker 4: yeah he goes.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: No one would ever forget it. And then last night
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: on the couch like funk, what was the name that
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: I came up with? I can't remember what it was?
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: What was that? I was like, oh hey, okay, wait pause,
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: I have a kid spelled like oh hi, oh hi.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: That's kind of sick. Oh hi spelled like oh hi.
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: Oh No, it's oh j a I, oh j a I.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same oh, the same thing, just pronounced differently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But there's a dude named something a GI and it's
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: a j a I. He's running back for the Dolphins
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: and it's a Gi. Se hot he might be I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, google later seen him.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: With the I google them first. And then if they
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  Speaker 1: slapped and I go, so and so's white and if
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  Speaker 1: she pops.
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  Speaker 2: Up I'm like, fuck, she looks for the hairline than
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  Speaker 2: the wife.
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  Speaker 3: Tis the season for the hot athletes and for the
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  Speaker 3: hot athlete googles. I am in the googles as well.
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  Speaker 3: Don't see myself of being with a hot athlete, but
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  Speaker 3: I can.
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  Speaker 4: I you had what I got to do my athlete
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  Speaker 4: for you guys, the cleat chasing.
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  Speaker 2: I got to do that with the Victoria seker.
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  Speaker 1: Let's first congratulate Jessica as an athlete for taking first place.
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  Speaker 1: Today is the podcast where we clap a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Did you Dodgers in jitsu?
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  Speaker 3: Did you see the clip I shared though from the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: If you go to my Instagram, you scroll all the
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  Speaker 3: way to the end and it's my New Year's resolution
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  Speaker 3: on the podcast that I made in January, and I
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  Speaker 3: go my resolution this year, I really want to compete
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  Speaker 3: at least one once. And then you guys are like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, we support it, and I made it
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  Speaker 3: in my post and I was like, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I said, like, oh, it's my third time competing before
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five and my first gold, So thank you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry we weren't there to support, but you wouldn't got
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  Speaker 4: the gold if we were there, you would have been
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  Speaker 4: too nervous.
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  Speaker 3: Their credit credit to their credit. They have asked to
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  Speaker 3: come so many times, but I get so nervous and
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  Speaker 3: I've been like, no, it's don't come.
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  Speaker 2: To no very far.
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  Speaker 1: She even said this last weekend that she competed. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was Thursday. She wasn't feeling good. She was
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going to compete.
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  Speaker 1: And then I see her.
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  Speaker 3: Instagram And then immediately after your gold's biggest head cold
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: up or had to go home. It's not pouring down
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  Speaker 3: my face after it. Yeah, but I felt he don't
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  Speaker 3: worry competitors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not after just immediately it's okay. It's going around.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: Everyone's going to get it if they get it from you. Now,
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: you're welcome because you won't get it later.
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: I love getting things over with. Speaking of Cleat Chasing
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: and Victoria's Secret Chasing, I had no idea that the
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was coming back, and it's back.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: Gigi Hadid opened, she is all woman.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: They all are.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: No, no, they are, but like it's crazy to think
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: about Gigi Hadid when she first was on Real Housewives
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  Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills, beautiful, stunning, but she was young, you know,
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  Speaker 1: she looked very childlike, and now she's just like looking
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: at her. You know, I live under a rock. So
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: I've been hearing rumblings that she's like dating Bradley Cooper.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: She confirmed that, which I'm so happy about, but also like,
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  Speaker 1: what was that like backstage when she's like, yeah, Bradley's
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: not here, he's on daddy duty, and it's like, oh,
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: and there's his baby mama. That's why he's on daddy
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  Speaker 1: duty because she's walking too. Irena Shake, Yeah, I bet
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: they're very progressive.
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: I met their friends because Irena Shake packing.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: Why do you think that they're front He's packing, I'm
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: packing Gordon and Broad.
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: On their twelve gage.
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  Speaker 3: Even if man he knows how to work it. I
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  Speaker 3: think they're friends because I feel like they're I feel
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  Speaker 3: like a lot of women are progressive, and I would hope.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: Are they.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: Were trying.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: That's very true, se right, Yeah, I love that because
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: you were the one that talked to me about I
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: thought they had fallen off the face of the earth
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: the Victoria's Secret Fashion show for a reason that it
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: actually did not fall off. I guess the guy who
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: started it was like a real piece of shit, right.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: There's a multiple reasons when you look it up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean one of the reasons being the one guy
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  Speaker 3: who then stepped down so he's not part of it anymore.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: Head ties to Epstein on the you know, all of
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: that stuff. There was a lot uh.
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  Speaker 2: Controversy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's listed and listed in certain things of
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  Speaker 3: treatment of women, of treatment of bodies of blah blah
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  Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But sounds like and looks like everything
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: is the.
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  Speaker 1: Toxicity's been removed hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, who knows if it ever is removed anywhere,
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  Speaker 3: but we can only hope. And I thought the show
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: was incredible.
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  Speaker 2: It was great. I didn't want it to end all night.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can we talk about the shoe mishap? Did you
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  Speaker 3: guys see it didn't even know And then everyone cheered
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  Speaker 3: and and my sister was like, she literally put on
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  Speaker 3: her her shoe fell off, and everyone's like oh, and
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  Speaker 3: then she puts her shoe back on, and everyone's like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the fashion industry is very strange to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like I'm not considered, nor do I want to
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  Speaker 1: be considered like a fashion girly. It's just not my jam.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm just happy to like be clothed during the day,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So it's strange to me that when someone
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  Speaker 1: shoe falls off, it's like it's I mean, the world
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  Speaker 1: is the Devil Wear's product. That's what it seems like
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  Speaker 1: to me, and it seems very harsh and hard to
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: be a part of. But also the little winds are
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  Speaker 1: what give you the rounded b. It is the podcast class.
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  Speaker 1: It's like so much.
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  Speaker 3: Someone edited together as class.
• 9:15
  Speaker 4: Of losing her shoe in the escalator and Bravo lost
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  Speaker 4: her life.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: She lost her legs, but everybody I would.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Have to d stuck in the escalator, do you know
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: how Like when I see a child and their shoe
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: is untied and I see an escalator nearby, somebody helped
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  Speaker 1: this child. Okay, that was similar to what happened to Brinnan,
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: except instead of a shoelace, it was a sixield. But
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  Speaker 1: like that deserved a standing ovation because she almost lost
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: a limb and you know what, she was going to
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: be a Viva drushering it to season two, Okay, tell us.
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: That a Viva Treasure lost her life and she Froz
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: and she had athetic that she.
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: Most of all time my favorite by far, by far.
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  Speaker 4: Are you talking to me unless you have to amputees
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  Speaker 4: and throw them both legs, but.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: You can't, I will, I will say. Let me really
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  Speaker 3: just quickly say I could never walk the runway like
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  Speaker 3: those girls doing those heels, huge heels, just absolutely starting
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: their stuff. Number two, you add the wings on top
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  Speaker 3: of it, which heavy. I don't care how light they
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: make them. They're giant, so I don't.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they're light. I think they're.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Really especially Gigi, which then they came up. Did you
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  Speaker 3: see that?
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have rehearsal.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, they don't heavy, and there this time we're
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: going to do it? Or is it on her?
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: Because I think she's on her.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm saying heavy, you guys have I.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Think she struts just like this, don't I like, just
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: like here you do and then she does the little
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  Speaker 1: like what Taylor Swift taught her to do.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Is that the Taylor Swift oh I think it's called
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  Speaker 3: the O hi oh hi.
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  Speaker 1: Full circle moments.
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  Speaker 2: And then she pulled.
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  Speaker 4: From O high to O hey.
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  Speaker 1: It's from O hi to fly.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing cooler would have been if she would
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  Speaker 3: have taken off.
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  Speaker 2: Lades all around?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Pull the pink on our ask? Are you kidding me? O?
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: My god, I can't breathe.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about her eyebrows though? Paint? I'm
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: no going back to before I move on. Okay, here
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: is a picture of had and I just want to
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: show you how high she's lifting her eyebrows. I just
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: want to show.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: You how high I got, like a three head.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck you because everyone makes fun of my eyebrows. Let
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: me tell you, fucking she's a supermodel. Okay, she's a
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: supermodel and can lift her eyebrows just as high as
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I can. So if any of your little fuck wads
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: decide to come for my eyebrows again, so are you
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: saying my eyebrows are going to be hitting high notes.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: All the long day? All right? Are you saying that
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  Speaker 2: you would have been on the runway if you just
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: had the height?
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm not on the runway because I don't
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: want to be. That's the only reason I noticed that
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: I never did eat oh mine, Yes.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I never noticed.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm looking at it and a little low.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get them to lower. But then,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: you know, I think about it, and there's women who
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: have to have like eye lifts, you know, like an
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: eye job, like George Costanza's mom. I don't think I'm
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: gonna have to have one for really long time because
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: my eyebrows are.
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  Speaker 4: So high it's gonna takes a long time for them
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  Speaker 4: to fall to fall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so well they look good. My eyebrows say thank
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: you and fuck you. Actually I need any of My
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: mom watches the baby. It's not much of a doer
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: with the baby. But no, everyone's like, you said, yeah, mom,
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: you watch the baby. She said, yeah, I watch the baby.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, you watch with your eyes.
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  Speaker 2: You're not much of a doer.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: You watch her?
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Not a doer. She watches her and then goes, can
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: you come to this diaper?
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: Then she'll be like, la, La, I think I think
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: she pooped, And I'm like, well check, so change it, La.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: She needs to be fed. I'm like, well, I have
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: a call right now, which is why I pump my
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: tits until they look like deflated balloons so that she
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: has food for you to give her. Nope, I'm like
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Jessica could we postpone the call for forty five minutes
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: because I need a feed, then burp, then put down.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, she's a watcher, not a doer. So I'm
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: going to find a doer and a watcher. If you
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: can combine me too, you get the job. All right,
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: That's where I'm at. I went to the fairy yesterday.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: The fair. What type of fair?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks Fair?
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: They shut down Ventura so exciting.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I should have went to it. I had friends that
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: invited me, and I said.
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  Speaker 2: No, thing, you should have. It was actually really cool.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: It was really cute and fun.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: A lot of kiddo's running around.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Was it like a Halloween fair of sorts?
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: No, it was like they had food trucks.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Food trucks blow up like bouncy houses, slides.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I love food.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Like jewel they had.
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  Speaker 4: It was very good jewelry, you know, like homemade jewelry
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  Speaker 4: type things.
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  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Like a farmer's market.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: No, no, nothing like the market.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, the farmers market, it's the farm to table.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: If the farmers market was a bunch of tents handing
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: out pamphlets, that was then it is the donicul.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: To the farmer's market and just people walking around. We
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: walked in.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, we're gonna get fucking They're gonna
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: come to us for sure. Oh they did to me,
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: they did, Oh, hey, do you want to buy this?
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Got no money?
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm just gonna wear a shirt that saysn't broke
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: fuck off.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: I'm broke fuck off on the back.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: That seems like something Larry David would wear. Yeah, and
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: he's truly not broke as fu So I don't know
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: that that would work.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: It's to the same thing the neighbors. I'd rather give
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: them my things, not my time.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I'd rather take my things, my time, my time. I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: can't get back. Ocean loves bouncy houses, but I am
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: now a free why because we had a little incident.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say where we were, but there was
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a bouncy house. And I have seen horrific things about
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: bouncy houses, like them coming out of the ground and
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: flying and crushing children to where they die. And I'm
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: not joking, like that really has happened. Oh my god,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: so are you paid dark Damn No, this is just
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: on the news feet it's not on Instagram. It's like news.
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  Speaker 3: It makes sense though huge yea.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: So ocean and summer moon, and like probably five six
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  Speaker 1: other kids were in a jumpy house. This was a
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  Speaker 1: few weeks ago. It came like it went no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it was. It was not open. It was a jumpy
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: house that had a top that was the whole thing
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: was blown up. It came off of its blower and
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: started deflating very quickly. I immediately think of this story
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  Speaker 1: that I heard about a bouncy house, and I feel
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: like it collapsed, but I guess it was one that
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: it like flew either way. It was terrifying, and I'm
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: screaming bloody murder trying to get these kids out. Of course,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I'm only focused on my own child at first, and
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: then there's this other little kid and the dad gets
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: pissed at me because I'm trying to help him get
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: his kid out, and he's like, he's fine, I got him.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm looking at him and his face as it's collapsing.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: He's laying down and it's like smushing in between the
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: net and I'm like, you say, you got them. If
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: your kid this is giving, it's gone whatever. So it
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: made me. I was very upset about it. Yeah, no
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: one else obviously, read the article because there were moms
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: that were like, all right, calmed down, and I could not.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I was terrified. So we go to the ferry yesterday
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: and they have a bunch of bouncy houses and they're
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: ones that you go into. They have like an Elsa castle.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: They've got another one that you can it's like a
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: treehouse looking one where you go into it. And I
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: told Ocean like, I will not allow it. I'm sorry.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Really was she heartbroken? No?
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I said, do you remember when the spider one collapsed?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't want to go in that one?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the time that I almost died?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I said, yes, that's the time.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I'm talking very fear.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I almost died. You know she's going to tell that
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: in school.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I hope she spreads knowledge to all these kids only
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: in the I let her go in the Mickey Mouse
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: bouncy house that if it collapsed, it was open up top.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It freaks me out not happening.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: And also good to talk about because I wouldn't have
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: known that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Unless it's a freak accidents, shit happens. Did you guys
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: watch housewives?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Dead very excited to talk about it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, we've got Salt Lake City airing. Now,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: we've got New York that's three three balls deep, and
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: we have OC that's about to wrap up. And Potomac
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: just started over the weekend. I haven't watched, but add
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it to your list because we're going to start talking
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: about that come next week. But don't worry because OC
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: is soon going to be taken off your plate because
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: they just filmed the reunion. Which one do you want
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: to start with? Which one really got you going? Should
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: start with? Or you want to start with OC just
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: because getting horny and touching yourself, So let's.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Start with.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Right, No, I want to yes, whatever ones you want
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: to talk about, because I watched all three, but yes,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: if you'd like to talk about OC first, let's get
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: into it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Tamra and Shannon are still facing off
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: a wild wild Shannon's coming with receipts, y'all and more
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: than one way.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: All right, please don't be talking about the paper.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, there is a receipts.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: The receipts.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I was like this, No, I can't with the paper
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: we have to talk about, but tell.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Us that it's totally how I would do it. And
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not old.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Lah the paper scribbled down?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to write down what put it in Excel.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know how to download Excel.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Is that something I can have on iOS? Is that Apple?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know where do I get an Excel sheet?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: But you can get it?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, on any You literally would give me the papers
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: and I'd put them in Excel right and not do
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: the notebook paper. I was ready to. I was like Heather,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, here she comes with the Oh.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: She goes to get their seats. I'm like, yeah, bring them,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: and then I see the paper. I'm like, oh, but see.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: This is the moment that is so iconic to me
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: that other people try, like with the scroll on Salt Lake.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Like this, She had no idea
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: that she was doing that.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: She just comes in and now it's an iconic moment
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: and I love how she goes this says how I'm
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: doing it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: She goes laugh at me. If you want, I'm.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Glad you find I'm glad you find humor in it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you find humor in it.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: That was Lisa with two pairs of glasses on looking
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: at her papers.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I think the only thing missing from Shannon's was the glasses.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: She would have been Lisa Burningham, right, Lisa is Shannon
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a little less ere. Mom's more like Winnie the Poosh.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: But she also has the text message of her saying
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: to Tamra like, do you remember this? This is Alexis
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: saying we we our, we we our.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Do you think there's no way that Tamra did not
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: remember that, right, Like, there's no world in which Tamra
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: sees a text. She knows that texts, that text exists,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: So why is she not talking about it? Is because?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Is it because her disdain for Shannon is that strong?
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I think that and Jen called this. I think that
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: the dismissal at the dinner what do you.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Oh wait, what do you mean which dismissed.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: When the Tamra was like shoeing Shannon? Yeah, yeah, Like
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I feel like you're in the wrong when you start
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: to like dismiss.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: The whole conversation. Do you know what I'm saying? Just
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: like I think is involved in all of it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: And now she's pushing away like yeah, you caught me,
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: but show like by she doesn't even.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Want I don't even want to do with it?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You got me by She's done that twice, and she
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: did that twice in this episode. She did it to
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Shannon and she did it to Jen. When Jen comes
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: into the room about the PI check, which do you
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: know how expensive those are? Jen? You should be thinking, Tamra,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: those are so expensive?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Right to run a background on Tamra's.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: End, Jen felt like, okay, but you brought up an
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: interesting point. Was Jenn upset that Tamra pull hold it?
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Or are you upset that you just saw something on
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: that background that you didn't like? Because I think you
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: saw something because if the background, like if I am
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: her and that background like check comes back clean, I'd
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, so what are you fucking worried about?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: But there's something on there that's I'm now pissed at
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: you for bringing that to me.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're noticing this twice that like in both UH
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake and OC right now where these men are
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: not fully acting right or there's like a vibe to them.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Jared Osmond with Brittain and Jen and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Ryan where the women start blaming the front.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Like we're like getting involved and it's like, how are
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: you not getting mad at the man and like being like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: thank God I have these women behind me.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: You know what I hate?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: What do you find? Well?
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I hate especially and I don't mean to jump around,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: but just because you brought up Salt Lake, it's like,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: he oh, I want to look at these women. This
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: is my point of view, and be like he got
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: to you. He convinced you were good before you Jared
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: talked to you, and then Jared twisted your mind to
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: be like.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: That's Lee.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: You should be mad at Lisa. And then she was like,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: you know what I should be. It's almost like hypnotism.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You know, it's stigmatism, bab I've been there. It's real.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's when you see a grown man do
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: that to a grown woman who you know. You know
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: that she's a fragile person due to the lifestyle that
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: she was living. We are jumping all over the place.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about Britt real quick because of her lifestyle,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: which as a Mormon, that's what happens. And we talked
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: about it with Heather McDonald and the whole reason why
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I can't get behind the Mormon wives and Lives or
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: whatever it's called, because of what it does to females
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and what it's done to I've had friends, dudes who
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I went to high school with who have taken their lives,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and in those notes that they've left for their families,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: they've attributed their decision to the amount of pressure that
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: that church puts on a friend. It's not not good.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: So I know you're right, Jared does fucking suck. So
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: that's interesting that you brought that up, because I do
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: feel like Tamra's done that now twice in one episode.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And can I tell you what kind of freaks me
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: out about it is they're having such a great season,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: but the way that they're calling Tamra out with Jen
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: doing it. Next week's episode they show a preview of
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: my favorite girl, Gina right now, she's like crushing it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with Gina and Emily this season. But sometimes
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I worry that you call people out on their behaviors
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: and you can't come back from it and now you
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: don't have a show. Does that make sense?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah? But what do you mean, like, what shouldn't they
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: be calling them out because then you do have a show,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Or you mean now nobody's friends and.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Now now nobody's friends, like you have these incredible seasons,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: But when the stakes become so high where we're coming
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: for people's families and loved ones, boyfriend's life, partners, husbands,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: sometimes the wound is too deep and you can't get
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: over it, and then you can't make a show anymore.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: It goes beyond the show, right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: And you just don't want to mess with that person.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: You can't fake it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: No, And I really hope that that doesn't happen.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, you're right. Do you feel like I mean,
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: it's I know we're not watching Jersey, but it kind
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: of happened with Jersey, right, yes.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where the steaks become too high.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Me being new and being on this obviously, Tamar and
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Shannon have been on the show the most amount.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Tamra and Shannon, Yeah, they've been on They maybe a
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: stupid question on mine.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Have they been through a fight like this before that
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: they've come back from?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You know what? I love that you asked that, because
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking about it. There was a time
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: that Vicki Gunn Wilson said that Shannon's husband was physical
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: with her. Allegedly they still came back from that. Vicky
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: said that Eddie, which is Tamra's husband was gay. They
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: came back from that, so maybe you really can't.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Well, it's almost like their sisters. They just fucking hate
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: each other but love each other because it's just.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Give me rony vibe. Why don't you close your legs
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: with your haul in tunnel? In the next morning, she's like,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you needed to get it off your chest. You know,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: it's the Italian way. It's so good. Heather pointing out,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: what's the best onion ring you've ever had? Honest, those
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: onion rings looked balm that Heather was eating. And at
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the very end of the episode, she's like, I don't
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: mean to like not t eat this, like it's a
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: big dealer or not a big deal, but this is
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the best onion ring and they look great. They're fluffy,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: they look crispy.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Guess where the best ones were?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Training Table.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Oh what what is that?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: It was called the training That place still exists now.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: They are all closed, but like you would go down
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: and sit down at a table and it was called
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: the training table. There was no waiters, and there was
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: a phone, so you would look at the menu, you
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: would pick up the phone. Then they would answer it
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: in the kitchen and you'd go, we'll get this, this
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and this, and then they'd go, okay, your order number
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: is this.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Then you'd hang up the phone and you just sit
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: and talk and then they'd go order number.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: You go grab your sounds.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: But their cheese fries were unreal.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love the training.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I don't training table. That's the best onion rings that
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I've ever had. And fly sauce. If anyone needs to
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: know the it's mail and ketchup. And if you didn't
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: know it came from Utah.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't love the idea of everyone holding this
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: phone and putting it up to their ear, but.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Not with in like two thousand and what No.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Five it was a child.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it a business like when we.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Were Oh come on, we all had fucking immune systems
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: built like TG.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I cry, they're no longer amazing.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: And I haven't had sweating all over. We can't pick
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: up the phone. You've literally got sweat, other people sweat
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: dripping on you. Shay, I have seen that hair when
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you finished. All right, it is wet.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: It is wet.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I could have mopped my floor with your head.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, nothing dirty, I can tell you that I can
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: tell you that. But I haven't had onion rings in years,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: and those did look amazing, and I actually might get
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: some today. I wonder where you can in l A.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Do you guys know, I'm just glogle.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: I just guarantee Swingers has a good onion ring.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Swingers does have a good onion ring.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: We go for old time.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I have a newborn. We have to pick up. We
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: have to pick We're gonna have to pick them up
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: on the way. Okay, anyway that Oh my god, now
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I'm no, my mouth is I can't fix it on anything.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to Solly. He talked about what a dick.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Really quick about Jared really really quick. Now, why do
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: you think he this is going to be a me question,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: don't want to get in trouble. Why do you think
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: he chose he wanted closure. I think he wanted closure
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: because he wanted to be on the show, and like
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: he knew it was going to be talked about, and
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: he's like, I want to clear my name in front
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: of the cameras. I think if he weren't for the cameras,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: he would have never asked for closure. He wouldn't have
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: given a frick.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: He wouldn't I can tell well yeah, and he was
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: like into blindside Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: And you know he he knew it was going to
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: be in scene and he wanted the cameras there, and
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: who knows what they talked about.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Bed. It's called you can turn down a scene. I've
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: done it. You don't need to.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: No, I don't even I bet he said, you know what,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: let's I think I deserve to have this conversation on camera,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: since at least it was on camera. Do I bet
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: there was that going on that Brittany would never.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Say, damn it. I wish I had her phone number.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I'd call it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'd ask Yeah, anyway, I.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Justin's I love Justin. I'm excited for that. The sneak
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: peak that we just had.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, because he loses it. He says, don't call my
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: wife a liar. Oh to Lisa Barlow. Huh yeah, yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I think he probably. That's what was so weird is
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, did he do it for camera? Because
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: he looks really, really bad, but he may think he
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: looks good. I think he wanted to be back in
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the driver's seat. Yes, people like him, don't. Oh, real quick,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: before I lose this thought, he literally says to her,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm Brittany, I'm a good guy.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: And that's where he lost. Anybody, anybody who says that.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: This is a public service announcement, any man who says
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to you, I am a good guy, run for the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: fucking hills. I'm telling you, that is the biggest red flag.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: In just that one little sentence. They have given you
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: every reason in the fucking world to abort mission and
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: never talk to them again.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Because they also believe that they're a good guy. So
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: whatever they do, I'm still a good guy. Look for
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: the guy who goes I'm fucked up and I'm working
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: on myself.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these are great.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: I would have never thought this.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: If I were to look at you and I'm a
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: good guy, that just means no matter what I do
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: to you, I'm always going to look at myself as
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I'm a good guy, so that can't be bad.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I would have never thought if someone looked at me
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: and said I'm a good guy, I'd be.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Like, Oh, red flags everywhere.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: From Willie Osmond or whatever is what's his name?
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: I got to get it right though, Jared share it,
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Willy oh share it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Is that a Utah name. I feel like Jared's super Utah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: He went to Jared Where's Jared Everywhere? Now?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: No, he went to Jared as a jewelry store.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: That's not.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: No, It's not just Utah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Jared East and I are obsessed with Bronwyn this season.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: She's my favorite.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: She's my favorite.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: One thing also that I about salt Lake, Can I
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: say this? The one thing I love about salt Lake
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: that they've done, and I don't know if they'll do
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: it with others, is the flashbacks.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Have you noticed those?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Like they're fighting and they're like, well you said this
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: to so and so, and then it's like I like
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: that fifteen and it'll.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Do and they do an entire scene yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Saying like and they're coming at Bronwin for like, you
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: said this about.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Whitney and she was like yeah, but I and she
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: didn't even say it, but she was like I And
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: it flashes back to her saying it in the car
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: to Whitney going I didn't.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Know if you practiced it like she said exactly.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: But I liked those flashbacks because it kind of puts
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: it in like, oh she did say this, I don't.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: So you're new to housewives. They all do that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: No, but I haven't seen it in like, oh see,
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: like the how much they do the flashbacks.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: They do it often, well what.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: They're doing with your right, they'll do flashbacks in all
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: of them, but their flashbacks are almost like an entire scene.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Which is I'm really liking that about Salt Lake two.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Just a quick snippet.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Want know what's wild is it's Bronwin's first season and
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: she feels like the most organic to me on the show. Like,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I still am not buying Salt Lake. I watch it
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: because I never miss an opportunity to watch Housewives. Every city,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: no matter where you're taking me, I'm watching. Could be
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the most terrific season, could be the best season I'm watching.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a diehard. I am not sold. It's still feeling
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: very try hard. I don't believe that this group of
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: people I'm going to see out if I go to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake. I don't believe that I'm going to see
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: them altogether. I just don't believe in the friend group,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Like OC feels so organic to me. This one I'm
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: struggling with, and I've been struggling. They're on season five
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: and it still feels like season one. I get it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: This is the year I'm.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Riding hard I as a mother and she's not the problem.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: She's just the best dressed.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Is that her line?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: No?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: But she says that her interview bites are so good.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: And he looks amazing in them all. And I love
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: her style. I want to live in her home. And
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: how could you be depressed in that colorful box?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be. Did you guys watch did you guys
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: watch her story about her daughter Gwen.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying I love her as a mother.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I think she has so much to deal with. Obviously
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: we saw it, like all the emotions. She was talking
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: to Lisa about it right, Well.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: What are the chances of her knowing the family?
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Very wild and also true. I here's another another question
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I have is and again I can say this, did
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: the grandparents know that it was Were they given the
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: heads up? It was mentioned on the show, And that
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: is the only reason that they went yes, that they
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: went like, oh yeah, we love to meet you, Like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: oh my god, we can't look like assholes on the show.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Hence why the text came across to Gwen is a
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: little like Gwen was excited and then all of a
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: sudden it's like, yeah, but only if you're ready. And
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: then it's like, okay, well, now I'm getting the vibe.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Do you think that only if you're ready to accept
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: us for who we are?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Yes. Like to me, it's like, oh, they stand by
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: their choice of never reaching out, but now they know
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: there are cameras involved, and maybe.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I think they're Mormons. I think that's what I think
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: they're saying, as long as you accept us, for as
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: long as you're ready to accept us for who we are,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: these are our beliefs. We don't regret the way that
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: we did things because we do feel that you were,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you know, born not out of the yeah, born out
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: of sin. Like they die and ride hard, they will
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: most likely feel that they won't be together in heaven.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: They definitely feel that way. It's I think I loved
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: what what Bronwin said. I want her to do whatever
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: she feels she needs to do, because the only person
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: who did not have a choice in any of this
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: was Gwen. But it will wreck me if she chooses
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: to have a relationship with them, and I can only
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: imagine how she feels as a mother. But also, you're
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: protective and it's like if you could do this to
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: such an innocent human, and now she's eighteen with some
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: life under her belt. You know, like I don't feel.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I don't feel you deserve to be in my daughter's life.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: You ruined it. It's a luxury. You should have known
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that this was going to be a special person from
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the jump, and you decided not to be in her life.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: And I feel that it it would be a disservice
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to welcome people like that into your life. If I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: were Gwen, I'd be like, you've shown your true colors,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Like this is not you. Guys may think you're holy
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and believe in God, but like whatever God you believe in,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: like I don't want that God. That God seems pretty
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: rough to please, And I really life is already hard enough.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Like you can keep him. Yeah, he's got shit over there.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I totally agree with you. I also think there's something
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: hearing it from your mom the story, versus showing up
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: hearing it for yourself meeting these people. I do think
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: you know, and you know we're not in Gwen's body
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: and mind, but I do think like I can for me,
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I can hear things from people all day long, but
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: most likely unless I experience it myself. Then it's like
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: it's not gonna hit the same. So I hear you
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: with like saying you know and her being like, it's
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: gonna crush me if Gwen wants a relationship. Personally, I
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: feel if Gwen were to meet up with them, she's
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: gonna get the vibe, and I think she's gonna be like,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: you know what, smart not for me?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, smart enough. She seems to expressing herself.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: But at least she gets the chance to go, oh yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I get to see that I'm not missing anything.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: And she can ask about her dad. If she's got
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: questions about her biological father, she can say, you know what,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I got ten questions I wrote down, Okay, cool, answer them,
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: how was he as a kid? Whatever? Great, I'm done.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the little missing things that she feels, ask
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: those questions to Fitz.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: You know when she was when Bronwin was talking to
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: her daughter and about the situation about like not having
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: a decision in any of this. And also, you know,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that she does have questions that she wants answered.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I got a little nervous for what I chose to
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: do with getting pregnant with I.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Was gonna ask so about that. I'm glad you brought
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: this up. Okay, go ahead, let's hear it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Well, you know again, she Sosa was brought into this
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: world with no choice, Like I made that choice for
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: her right and just like everybody made that choice. Like
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: none of us are here because we chose to be.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: We're just fucking here and we deal with, you know,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: whatever cards we're dealt. But I know that she's a virgo,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: and Virgos have a lot of questions and they're into
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the detail and nuances of things and the whys, whereas
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: like oceans really not that I've noticed so far. My
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: mom is not into the why of things. So it
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: just resonated with me. When Bronwin was speaking with her
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: daughter thinking about Sosa when she gets older, and she's like,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand, like why you made this decision?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: And then why didn't you think about your future child?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Like you know that that you want to be different,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: and like, no, the cookie cutter life didn't work for
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: me and there's other options, but like, did you ever
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: think maybe a child, like maybe once a dad? You
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: know all of those things where I'm like, my experiences
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: made me get pregnant with Sosa. She's like the greatest blessing.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I just hope that she looks at me the same
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: way and doesn't look at me like this woman brought
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: me into this world and didn't even think about how
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: maybe this decision would affect my life? Right? Does that
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: make sense?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: It makes all the sense. And also, but what's so
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: beautiful about that is you did. We watched you for
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: a litter months go back and forth about like asking
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: those exact questions like, okay, but you know I so Sosa,
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: let's say so Si goes, you brought me into this world.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: But did you even think about what's so great about
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: that is you're going to be able to say, yes,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I absolutely did, and here's what.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I thought about it. Guy did? And yeah, the questions
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: for her of like how was my dad?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: You you don't know, you did this by choice, So
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: it's not like you have something that you can give
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: her that's missing. You just did this, So like she's
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: not gonna be like, well, why did my dad leave?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Why did he?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Guy?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: How was right?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Like why did he?
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Just these questions will never be like asked because there
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: was no father in the beginning, So this is just
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: something that you did and so she'll just have that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And I think there's gonna be a huge amount amount.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Of respect for her for you, like to be to
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: be so said, I might get choked up, like to
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: know that you did this because you wanted her so
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: fucking bad and to grow up and to even not
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: have a dad, but to look at your mother and
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: to go she wanted me. No, like you make up
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: for two parents because you wanted her that bad. There's
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: no hiccup of what the dad did. There's nothing you
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: wanted this. You are both parents and I and she'll
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: never answer those or ask those questions. And I do
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: believe that because they're not there and you you really
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: will give this child everything and more and she's not
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: gonna need to ask those questions.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: And if she does, it's so beautiful because you have
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: the answer. You go, I absolutely did think about it,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: and here was my answer. Oh, I thought about this too.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: We watched you before you even thought about a sperm
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: donor be like, yeah, but what if this? What if
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: she thinks this? And you literally thought about it. So
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: in every single decision you made out of love. Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: and that is the love.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: There wasn't This wasn't an accidental pregnancy. This wasn't you
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: were right here for this.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: It's like I wanted you, I didn't have There was
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: no man. It's me and you.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: Baby, She's gonna go perfect. There's no missing that I
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: need to find.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Right. I was like, really beautiful. I want to thank you.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: That was like perfectly said and I was not looking
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: for anyone to make me feel better, but you just
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: did that. So thank you. And just like that, Housewives
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: has made us really think and dig. Did we watch
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: New York? It's it's slow right now. UBA's unhinged, the
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: most beautiful unhinged mess I've ever seen.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Uba is unhinged. I really want to know who this
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: person is she's dating. Do we know?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: His name's Oliver? And I think she's She's posted him
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: on her social media and he is a tall drink
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: of water.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: So what do you think.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: About her keeping her private life kind of away from
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: these pigeons.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's something that you can do, but only
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: for a period of time. It's not you can't live
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that way forever. And it becomes very heavy when you
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: start trying to do that. It takes a very special
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: person for it to not affect them.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: If it's going to be somebody, it would be uba
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: affect it little, really, I see it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think she she's e zeply affected this season.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: She does. And the pigeons was a lot. It's almost
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: like she needed to make sure.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: The pigeons was in there was.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: In there, kept saying pigeons. And then it's almost like
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: she was like, if I if I mention it twenty
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: five times, they'll use it at least five times. No,
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: they used it every single time, or maybe not even.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I mean it was a lot production.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Did her dirty with that one? They did? They really did.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: They were like, we hurt it, we got it, we
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And she said the same line a few times. I've
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: done that before, though, where like if I want to
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: get a point across, I'll mention it to two people
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, you can't cut it out twice?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Were you that?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: No, but like you want to make sure, like you
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: want to drive that one home. It's not so much
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: a line, more of a point to be made for me,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: because if I say the line once and let's just
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: say it gets cut out, then it wasn't good enough
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to repeat. So I just say it once and if
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: it may make sa it great. If it doesn't, wasn't
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: good enough to make it in right, But if I
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: got to drive a point home, I'll mention it to
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: two people. Okay, all right, right? But they did her
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: dirt literally every every time, and and she the pigeon
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: needing the address they used to be.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: It's almost like did you just.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Did you just rehearse that?
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: It's almost like did you just learn about pigeons day
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: and how they used to be? Likeness?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Were those pigeons?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I haven't even watched.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I was underwhelmed by them in the kitchen. They used
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: it in the teaser brin no no, no, no, no no,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: and I thought it was going to be a freaking
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: blow up, and it disappointed. Honestly, the hottest and most
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: legit part of the entire episode was the fact that
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Raquel and melt.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Gage got engaged all those red bikes.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: With tons of Ducatti's. I love that they ride bikes.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: You were obsessed with.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Do Cotti's as a kid. Yeah, we wanted. I wanted
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: to name one of my children Ducatti because.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: He sat name for a dog or a dog which.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: I think nickname is Jukie and I don't don't like COTTI.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It's just do COTTI or Duke or DL big old D.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Jason Tatum named his kid Deuce.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I don't that so much.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I don't like that.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: His sons just a deuce.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: It's a big old Oh the ship, your son's the ship.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, and I love the fact that
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: they're not hardly think about Katti lesbians. It's very sexy
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: to me, and the ring was so dope it reminded me.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: It's like the lesbian version of Sex and the City.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, question, what do you think about them? Okay? Them
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: sleeping in the same bed because they're both Jenna and
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: and they're both it would be like me being engaged
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: to Kyle in my mind and sleeping in the same
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: bed as another straight man.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Thoughts I think you have see, I don't agree.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: It's not the same.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Just because you put a straight man in front of
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: me and I'm a straight woman doesn't mean we're going
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: to fuck.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Right, But would you sleep in the same bed as
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: a straight man when you're in a relatedhip?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Again, if you were my friend, they're super good friends.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Jenna Raquel, No, I think that would well, maybe we
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: got some problems. No, but they It hasn't been said
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: that they've hooked up. I think they were just best
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: friends and they were both late in life lesbians. They
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: were married to men, they had children with men. They
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: knew each other well before this show. The whole reason
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: why Raquel is on the show is because of Jenna.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: So of course they're they're friends, sleeping in the same bed,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and they're.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Both But my thought is, like, they're both stunning.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's like that, maybe you're just no.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just in like my horn face.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, if I was sleeping are you Are you
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the southern mom who's like, you're gay? My son just
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: came out as day.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: My friend.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I have a friend that's gay. No, oh god, No,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Baba would be so disappointed in me.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: No, Bubba's gonna listen to this episode and be like,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: All the time I'm saying is maybe it's because I'm
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: in my horny face. But if I'm sleeping in a
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: bed and there's a there's a straight man next to me, oh,
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: if he's taken, I'm not gonna do anything, but I'm
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, ooh, I'm tempted.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Wow, please finger yourself later. We need the fact that
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you're just about to fuck anything.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: It reminds me of mom's friend who just hollered off
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: her balcony.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: You wanna fuck?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: No, she didn't.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: She said come up, and she did get fucked, didn't.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: She sounds like you.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: That's amazing out all right?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: These women and why can't I find them?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Sure, we're all eighty d and horny. That makes for
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: an interesting That was a very fun episode, very well
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: rounded episode.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: We may offend a few people I have, but hold on,
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I can't remember her name, so put it. But what
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: about the girl whose mom said, if you don't do drugs,
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: we'll get you birth control.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Oh you can have sex?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: That was Raquel?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, what what are your thoughts on that? Because I old?
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Was the sixteen sixteen?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Because then I think, who is it?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Si?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Or wait, someone says I allowed in my house if
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: you're sixteen or older, if it's with your partner.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I kind of like it because.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: If you like the if you don't do drugs, if
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: you don't do.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Drugs or alcohol, I will get you birth control.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Because how it is is there?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm home high as fuck.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: No, because this is how I look at it.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You're high and pregnant is basically.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: What you're Either you're gonna drink and fuck anyway and
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: just be drunk when you're fucking, or you're not gonna
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: I'll get you birth control. And now you're.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: And your so like sober, mind going picking who you
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: want to fuck? Now you get what I'm saying, Like,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: I think it was a really good like she's not.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Drunk and just fucking.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: She's on birth control now and going why would I
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: fuck any of these guys?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I think she just picks birth control and still drinks.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: And unless she's being randomly drug tested or like getting
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: a hair follicle tested, how would she eat her mom
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: even knows.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm thinking she's a good person like you were
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: if you if mom asked you to do that.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm going down.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: The road I think anytime my boyfriend's house as a daughter,
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean I just think as a as
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: a child, they're.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Going to be fucking anyway, might as well make it
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: the way.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: And that's why you just don't give them that. You
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: say to them, I know that you're going to be drinking,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: and there may be a temptation to do drugs. Let's
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: talk about it. This is where you could potentially die
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: or end up in rehab. Do it at your own risk,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: which I would prefer you not do it, But I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: can't control it.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: At any texting. She may know her daughter better than
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I know her, and maybe that was the best or.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Think she does. My dad is thought they knew me.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: So I thought I wasn't having sex at sixteen? Are
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: you joking? They thought for sure. And my mom came
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: to me at like seventeen and said, if you ever
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: want to talk about sex, let me know. Oh, I
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: like honey, like babe, you mean, mom? No, But anytime
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: you ever especially I don't know about the religion. If
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: you raise someone religious like me and you're strict, anytime
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: you start to put rules, it doesn't work. Like you said, law,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: it's the conversation more like versus don't do this and
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: we'll give you this, or let's just have a conversation.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: You can do this, but there are consequences and they're
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: not great.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: But I have friends had the conversations and they.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something you cannot hopefully you cannot
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: control people it is kids come how they are. I
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: can tell Ocean four hundred and fifty times to do something,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: and if she doesn't, there as a consequence, she will
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: look me dead in my eye with the go fuck
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: yourself mom look. And it doesn't matter what the consequence is.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: They come how they are. So you have to do
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: whatever you think is going to be the most protective
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to keep your kids safe, to make them feel safe
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: around you, and you pray to God that you send
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: them out into the world they make good decisions. The
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: mistakes they make they learn from. That's really all you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: can do. I think you put the kid on the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I think you put the kid on the birth control
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: no matter what, and that you have the conversation and
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you say, if at any point in time you are
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: fucked up beyond belief, or you're planning to get fucked up,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I will not ask questions. Let me know where you
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: are and when I should pick you up, and I
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: will be there, no questions asked.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: And that I just want it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, I just want you safe.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I love that also.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: But from her, yeah, I kind of like the I mean,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know her daughter, but I didn't dislike the
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: way she went about it and that talk multiple times,
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: and that's what it ended up, right, But I didn't
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: dislike the idea.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I think you give your
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: kid a retractable leash and the moment they fuck up,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: they're terrified, because that's what happened with me and Esent.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: We had no curfew. There were rules. They only stated
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: them once you fucked up, and it was terrifying.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: But it wasn't even terrifying like that was the thing.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: It was in Mom and dad didn't get like overly upset.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: It was that I fucked up.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: It was and they were like, it's not like I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: want my ass be.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: It would just go to bed disappointed and there was
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: nothing worse and it was.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: More emotional.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: And you hurt them and all that. But since you
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: brought up birth control really quick, I will say, my
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: mom put me on birth control at fourteen hormonal, which
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: a lot of moms did back then. And I'm just
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: gonna say now as an adult with I can't know,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, who knows, but now as an adult with
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: the research was on birth control forever. It really I'm
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: doing so much now to have to reset my hormones.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: So if you are a mom looking at birth control,
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: maybe consider looking at non hormonal options because doing the
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: research and being on a woman being on hormonal birth
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: control pills since fourteen and literally since like a year ago,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: the amount of resetting I'm gonna have to do for
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: my hormones like that I've learned is a lot.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: No, it worries me anything with hormones in it. I
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: get migraines, so that when I first went on birth control,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: they couldn't put me on anything with hormones because it
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: heightens your risk of stroke. So I've always had non
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: hormonal birth control, and a lot of my friends who
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: are struggling getting pregnant attribute that to their birth control. Yeah,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: so throw that copper iud in. Just know that you
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: can't control it. Let me tell you something like my
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: mama told my dad. My dad was like, you're gonna
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: let her boyfriend sleep over when I was in high school,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and my mom was like, if she wants to sleep
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: with him, she can do it at any time of
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the day. She can do it in the car after school,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: she can do it at his house. So I might
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: as well make her feel safe enough to do it wherever,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and please use this So you don't come home pregnant, okay,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: And I didn't because I got the magnums at Costco
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: or there were like a thousand of them in there, Magnums,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: you know what. I reach it and mom bought them
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: The magnums. And your mom knew that your boyfriend had
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: a big dick, you know what I mean.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I grabbed the box, so she just paid for them.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Do you know?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I recently learned the term size queen. Would you consider
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: yourself a size queen?
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: It means you're a girl who is really some ladies
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: like me, you could have an average sized penis below
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: average as long as you know how to work it,
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I'm good. In fact, if you're a little too big,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I'm scared. Are you about seeing? You see a penis?
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: And if it's like girthy and you're like, who turns
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: you on? You're like, I'm all about the size, and
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: if you see one that's a little too small, you
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: go yucky. I'm a yeah, you heard it here first,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: folks kansize.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: And discussed take a nap.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Make sure you do it on your side.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: You ask.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Whatever it's called. And I'm gonna strap myself down.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's getting weird. You guys, do we
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: have an agin relief of the week?
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, what are they? Well?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Me first, because I forget about it when you're not
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: first true my relief.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go back to jiu jitsu. It's October twenty first,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I said the date.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Whatever, it's fine, it's Monday, Okay.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: It's October twenty first. Got my first gold this past weekend,
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: and that made me very excited because jiu jitsu is
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: something I was always scared of when I first joined.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: That is my relief. And my ache is I miss
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: my nephew so much. My sister sends me hashtag Mornings
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: with Moons every every morning. It's a photo of him.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: She calls him Moonman or like mister Moon.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: It's the cutest nickname, isn't it so cute?
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: And then Josh, her her husband, says like now. He
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: says like I gave her the moon, meaning they know.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: But I miss him, so that's my ache. But I'll
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: see him over the holidays, so we're good.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: That is so cute. Jessica, that's the cutest ache and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: relief you've ever done. Thank you. I love it. Easton.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Are you searching for your age relief? Would you like
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: me to go?
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: My a is that my baby girl is gone for
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: one week on a vacation ocean. Ocean Okay, yep. So
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: that was We sent her on her way at like
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: what was it five thirty am. Yeah, and she she
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: asked me to put Yeah, she asked me to put
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: her hair in an Elsa pony. So I did that
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: this morning and cried and she looked at me and
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: she was, mom, you know that I always come back. Well.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: She she was crying by the mirror because I said
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: they were doing her hair, and she was ocean walks
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: at the top of the stairs because me and Least
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: are like waiting down there, and she goes, Mama's crying.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: I love you know that I always come back home.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: She is. I love her.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: It's an angel and she knows it. Every time I go,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to leave, and she goes, mom,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you know I come home in a couple of days.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: And everyone seriously, people that just meet her, they're like,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: does she speak really well for her age?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like, right, she's a genius.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: She'll say it forever until she's part of MENSA, which
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: any day now. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Just the things that because she can pronounce words really well,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: that she's like a genius, she's a geniue. It just
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: means that she didn't suck up being key. Yeah, the
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: rs are more w's, but it's fine. What was that
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: My age? My relief is that voting, my my ballad
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: came or whatever, and I get to vote from home
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: and I'm so excited. Don't forget to register voting. I
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: think November fifth is when we have I'm it's Tuesday,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: November fifth, when we are going to have the next president.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Make sure that you make your vote count. Okay. People
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: that are like I'm not voting because I don't like
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the candidates, It's like, motherfucker, you're the problem. That you're
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: the problem.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: If somebody wouldn't say don't like, Nope.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: You don't get to complain, you lose your right. So
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I would say, that's my relief is that it came,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm so excited to fill it out today. Landon
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: and I are going to do it together. Don't tell
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I think that's against the rules of voting.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Seeing people like taking pictures.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Of like, I'm not showing anybody ship. I want no
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: parts of anybody.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Talking to politics.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: We know. But however, I got the pamphlet the California
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and at the end it says impartial, impartial, uh information,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, California, big old d all right, I'm
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: cool with it, but please don't call anything impartial.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: It's like Utah telling me that they're going to give
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: me impartial information. All right, knock it off. Don't say that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: I thought we were going to do aut We voted
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: together last time, do you remember.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know if you guys saw on
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: ABC News that there were talks amongst Isis and someone
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: else that they were going to die as martyrs and
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: they were going to target major cities and voting booths.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: So I am not going to the polls, okay, doing
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: it from home with that be not saying that you
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: guys should be nervous, but just like, be on the lookout.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You know, it's a scary world out there, and I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: don't leave my four walls, which is why my anxiety
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: is through the roof. And at the fairy yesterday, I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: was thinking if there were a shooter. Which way would
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: they come from?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: You gotta think those things nowadays you have to be aware.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: My ache and relief they're one and the same.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: The ache is that Obo is gone, and she's just
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: a light because she walks into my room every morning
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: and like, just her smile just brightens the day. So
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: her being gone for the week is going to be
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: my ache. And I haven't been feeling great, but now
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: I'm feeling better. So my relief is while she's gone,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: we've got major plans.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Vehicle shopping for her. I gotta get a mom is like.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: A hot lom car. No, it is, it is.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: But we're moving her playroom into another room and getting
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: a TV room in the playroom.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna do that. That's a relief. Yeah, I'm gonna.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Cean what the housekeepers missed for the past seven months.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be the Really that was the relief, cleaning
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: the house and then the biggest one, hocus Pocus Lego
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: set building that motherfucker.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: You're a Lego pro. You know people have Lego competitions.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: You might have to I'm not very.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Slow my finger. I like hearing him snaps.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: I put them in the writing or asmr Lego. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: fall asleep sometimes on myself doing it.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: You should start an as Mr Lego YouTube and be like.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Know, but I think you have to be decently.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: WINNI is from When Whenny? That's bed Meddler in Hocus Pocus.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're signing off. Do you guys think
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you for listening to another regular old episode? Give them
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: all up podcasts Easton, Please educate yourself. I love all
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: the things. I hope that you stick with us and
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: tune in next week. I love you guys. Bye,