Latest / Multiple Nerdgasm / The Fluffy Joker: Joaquin Phoenix Joker & Ben Affleck Batman Exit

Transcript

The Fluffy Joker: Joaquin Phoenix Joker & Ben Affleck Batman Exit · Multiple Nerdgasm

• 0:00
  well Luke's not here again and if everything goes according to plan he may
• 0:04
  never be back yeah he um he went awall sort of in Los Angeles uh changed his
• 0:10
  flight refused to go home yeah and and this is a wall even for him right and I
• 0:16
  wonder if it was his plan all along I did ask if he intended to do this from
• 0:20
  the beginning and he said it's a good plan so who knows welcome to multiple
• 0:27
  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
• 0:31
  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
• 0:37
  Things nerdy but uh what we do know uh we don't
• 0:43
  know where he is where he's been we know he's spoken to Kevin Smith yes and we
• 0:48
  know that that he's uh taken the the
• 0:52
  orientation session at the Los Angeles Church of Scientology this is not a joke
• 0:59
  he yeah yeah if you think we're doing a bit we're not doing a bit he messaged and
• 1:04
  said I got nothing to do today I'm going to go to the Church of Scientology and
• 1:09
  we I said the last we heard from you encouraged him I said please don't and
• 1:14
  his wife said [Laughter] no and then there was a little more
• 1:20
  banter and then there was just another no yeah well I did get a phone call from
• 1:24
  him saying uh sorry I'm not allowed to talk to you
• 1:27
  anymore uh I'm busy lowering my levels and I was like I don't know what that's
• 1:33
  about yeah and I'm like l i can't hear what you're saying can you can you uh
• 1:38
  worship Zeno a little quieter and uh yeah do they worship him or are they
• 1:45
  afraid of him it wasn't he like they're scared of him yeah he's the evil
• 1:48
  Overlord of the Galaxy or whatever yeah that's oh not just the Galaxy man the
• 1:52
  Multiverse no he's not he's not in our Dimension he's sitting right by Earth
• 1:57
  but in another dimension asleep and if he wakes up we're [ __ ] but the
• 2:02
  scientologists are hoping well you like Lovecraft it's basically it's basically
• 2:09
  cthulu okay I I I do like Lovecraft a
• 2:13
  lot but I don't believe it and it just
• 2:17
  baffles me how seemingly otherwise intelligent people but then I guess they brainwash
• 2:23
  you from what I understand and maybe we should be talking about this I don't
• 2:26
  want the [ __ ] lawyers from the Church of Scientology coming after us cuz they
• 2:29
  will [ __ ] destroyers that's the cuz that's what they do yeah yeah it's true
• 2:34
  it's like a a a machine designed just to [ __ ] people
• 2:40
  over yeah crazy to me but hey you know what believe what you want to believe I
• 2:46
  guess World till Zeno comes back yeah I mean I don't know what he's going to do
• 2:51
  but uh we don't want to be here when it happens but I don't know why the
• 2:54
  scientologists think that maybe he'll spare them unless they just plan to be
• 2:57
  out sailing on sea org look up sea org sea org
• 3:04
  yeah yeah strange world's a strange place
• 3:09
  people can tell us all about it mhm see I think that Luke is too much of an
• 3:13
  individualist for them to think that they've got a chance of putting their
• 3:17
  claws into him you know I mean he's got a wearing a suit trying to convert
• 3:21
  purple hair and a yeah I you know like but you know maybe they got a plan
• 3:27
  for that too not Paul haggus Paul haggus the screenwriter uh is a former
• 3:33
  Scientologist right and he he said that he got into it cuz basically he moved to
• 3:39
  New York City to do the film school thing and he met somebody who just said
• 3:44
  hey did you know that there's a building down town and if you go there and talk
• 3:48
  to them and give them all your money they'll make all your dreams come true
• 3:53
  and he said [ __ ] take me there now
• 3:56
  what CU When you put it like that
• 4:00
  you know yeah okay cuz here's the thing right and everyone always uses Tom Cruz
• 4:06
  in his example because he's the most visible member yeah yeah but like he
• 4:10
  seems I mean he seems on a different planet in terms of [ __ ] how much
• 4:13
  money he's got and [ __ ] but yeah I mean he he she surely knows the difference
• 4:19
  between like what's real and what's a fictitious Lobster God in another
• 4:25
  dimension well that's the problem I'm not sure he does because of of what I've
• 4:29
  Been Told about scientology you know sure he does he got he we got ha says
• 4:35
  Will Smith yeah [ __ ] Beck the musician Beck Beck yeah our old
• 4:41
  friend Beck yep
• 4:45
  um I just I don't yeah I don't understand Paul haggus said he left when
• 4:50
  they started talking about zenu because apparently they don't talk about that
• 4:53
  [ __ ] for for a while well obviously [ __ ] stupid well he said it
• 4:59
  was all just about self-realization and just you know like getting the best out
• 5:03
  of yourself and they were opening doors for him and and then one day they called
• 5:07
  him in they said you've been upgraded you're now level 10 and he's like [ __ ]
• 5:11
  yeah what does that mean they're like it means we can tell you the truth he's
• 5:14
  like [ __ ] all right what's the truth and they're like there's a giant Lobster in
• 5:19
  another dimension and he is going to [ __ ] eat us and he was like sorry
• 5:24
  what oh man do you know that you've heard the
• 5:29
  story assume about elron Hub and Har Ellison oh I love this but tell it the
• 5:34
  listeners might not know he Haren Ellison claims that uh he and elron
• 5:40
  hubard had a bet that they could start a religion uh which which one of them
• 5:45
  could start a more successful religion and elron hubard came up with
• 5:49
  Scientology and Har nellson came up with some some other thing and yeah uh at at
• 5:55
  a certain point when they both started to take off har and Ellison pulled the
• 5:59
  plug on here is cuz he he felt bad and Elon hubard did not and uh cuz he was
• 6:05
  fun of seaorg yeah now bear in mind Harland Ellison is [ __ ] crazy madman
• 6:11
  and yeah I I've never known Harland Ellison to be the guy to take the moral
• 6:15
  High Ground no he he's a [ __ ] weirdo and so he he could just be making the
• 6:21
  [ __ ] up [ __ ] he's a good Rider though so either way Yes sounds like H
• 6:26
  Nelson yeah but yeah he just he's a [ __ ] baffling human Al Nelson yeah
• 6:33
  yeah if you listeners if you wrote a story if you wrote anything ever you
• 6:37
  probably stole it off him and he will sue you if he finds out yeah that's
• 6:42
  right I mean if you come up with a story said in the future where a man
• 6:46
  communicates telepathically with his dog um and the dog finds him women to rape
• 6:52
  sorry that's already a book by har Ellison yeah but if you if you come up
• 6:57
  with a story that has any element from that synopsis in it he's going to claim
• 7:02
  you st he's got a dog in it he's [ __ ] I came up with dogs
• 7:07
  yeah dogs weren't real until I put them in a book that's right I until I
• 7:12
  summoned them into existence like the great lord zenu well
• 7:18
  JM Barry invented the name Wendy for Peter Pan's
• 7:22
  girlfriend huh is that true yeah that was not a name he just made it up put in
• 7:29
  book now it's a burger joint yeah I've never had a burger from Wendy's cuz in
• 7:34
  Australia we have Wendy's but it's just an ice cream store right different
• 7:38
  Wendy's burgers actually I mean it's it's fast food and it's trashy but
• 7:43
  they're but they're pretty good in my opinion but they are I'm I'm almost
• 7:48
  certain going to you'll die if you eat
• 7:51
  several of them so you know what I miss
• 7:55
  about America is Arby Arby is so good do you have Arby where you're from you're
• 8:01
  into sandwiches it's pretty good yeah I am into sandwiches man where I'm
• 8:05
  from um I don't think we have I don't think we have Arby in in Rhode Island I
• 8:11
  had Arby there's definitely an Arby's in New York city so if you want to drive
• 8:16
  down there one of everything in New York City they've got like Bubba Gump Shrimp
• 8:20
  in Manhattan that's nowhere else up here either you know there's a bubblegum
• 8:24
  shrimp here oh is there no not here it's actually no [ __ ] it it's not in
• 8:28
  Singapore it was in uh Hong Kong right which is where Luke and I
• 8:35
  were a couple of months ago and then uh we dragged the girls along uh because we
• 8:40
  needed the shrimp yeah of course yeah yeah no I had Arby's in um I think in
• 8:46
  Montana when when Jenner and I were traveling I think it's a West Coast
• 8:50
  thing oh actually you know what that can't be true because I think it exists
• 8:53
  in the midwest which is actually on the Eastern side of the US confusing the US
• 8:58
  used to be a lot smaller before the Louisiana Purchase I uh I first had
• 9:04
  Arby's in Utah in Salt Lake City oh yeah uh I couldn't remember the name of it
• 9:11
  but I desperately wanted to find it again so the next time I went to America
• 9:14
  I got on Google Maps yes I got on Google Maps and like retraced my
• 9:20
  steps to try to find like [ __ ] Arby that's it Aries yeah but you know what we do have
• 9:26
  here in Singapore that I really like uh I mean I I don't need a little lot of
• 9:30
  junk food admittedly but when I do um is
• 9:34
  popey's chicken oh God yeah which for me
• 9:38
  is like the like the Upper Crust KFC really cuz I maybe you don't remember
• 9:44
  this that you had Popeye's Chicken once before yes when we accidentally drove to
• 9:49
  Arizona when yeah and and Paul made us stop at popey's Chicken in the middle of the [ __ ]
• 9:55
  desert yeah cuz I remember I went in and I I said oh what's good here and she said
• 10:02
  chicken and biscuits I said okay no I don't remember enjoying it at all but
• 10:08
  here in Singapore it is the best of the fast foods they probably have stricter
• 10:13
  food restrictions in laws they got laws
• 10:18
  in Singapore ocean that kind of place oh they got laws here mate they've got laws yeah
• 10:24
  yeah yeah we got uh no we got some some good stuff up up here in New England um
• 10:31
  we got I I usually eat at like local type places cuz I'm uh you know I'm
• 10:37
  support the local economy we got Tommy's Clam Shack uh which is a cool seafood
• 10:42
  place oh and Iggy is a seafood place here you guys have to come over in uh
• 10:46
  summer at some point and we'll go to sure all these places if you like sea CU
• 10:49
  I remember I was I was there in the dead of winter and you told me that uh it
• 10:53
  wasn't that cold so I kind of just packed for summer gear uh but it was
• 10:57
  [ __ ] freezing but have seafood and I'd love to come back in summer I've ACC
• 11:02
  climatized somewhat well it's summer now and it's still cold so well I've ACC
• 11:05
  climatized to the tropics so this will be interesting you had some uh some
• 11:08
  visitors in Singapore not you personally but Singapore had some visitors recently
• 11:13
  and I was just wondering did mat did that have any effect on your life I was
• 11:16
  just curious about that far less than I would have thought actually okay I mean
• 11:22
  Uber didn't even surge pricing on that day you know but
• 11:28
  um when they usually do it yeah that's yeah that's right you know there's there's
• 11:34
  posters there's never been a terrorist attack on Singapore soil but Singapore
• 11:39
  have conscription right so huh they have mandatory uh military service and
• 11:46
  conscription so right basically their whole Army the subtitle is let's not let
• 11:52
  the Japanese come back here again cuzz they had such a terrible time
• 11:58
  of it in World War II right so you can understand but um they they've got these
• 12:02
  posters everywhere for terrorism that just say it's not a matter of if but
• 12:07
  when and it's really alarmist for a country that's never ever had a
• 12:11
  terrorist attack you know yeah yeah uh
• 12:15
  there um yeah oh you just reminded me there's one thing that Rhode Island has
• 12:20
  that I think and nowhere else has in the US potentially except a few places like
• 12:26
  in Connecticut still do it and that is I discussed this before it's called VJ
• 12:32
  Day and it's victory of Jaan day yeah
• 12:36
  which is like VJ Day still exists but most people call it VP day victory in
• 12:42
  the Pacific day because they don't single out yeah that's right it's like
• 12:48
  victory in the Pacific because the Japanese had pretty much conquered all
• 12:52
  the islands in the Pacific yeah yeah but they have uh some places still have
• 12:57
  little parades and stuff too and that's just like oh wow interesting interesting
• 13:02
  but yes that you reminded me of that do you know that during World War II there
• 13:06
  was there was a town in Upstate New York and I forget the name of it that was uh
• 13:11
  like an official Nazi supporting town this is before America joined the war
• 13:16
  right when they were but um they actually they actually had like Hedges
• 13:22
  uh clipped into schwas and stuff like that and and this town that was an it
• 13:28
  was American who like had German backgrounds not German immigrants but just just people
• 13:35
  who you know related to that just a super into into it like yeah yeah yeah
• 13:41
  yeah and and apparently it was um the one of The Inspirations for Philip K
• 13:45
  dick when he wrote uh the man in the High Castle because there was like an
• 13:50
  American town with American Nazism right weird but uh not that any
• 13:56
  of these two guys are Nazis uh but Kim
• 13:59
  and uh Donald Trump were here uh and
• 14:04
  also Dennis Rodman if if you care he also came saw that do you know he he and
• 14:10
  Kim Jong are good friends yeah and you know I learned that from Paulie Shaw on
• 14:14
  Joe Rogan's podcast oh really which is actually we talk about that that's you
• 14:20
  should listen to Paulie Shaw if you w to okay if you want to if you want to hear
• 14:24
  a man talk about how his career went in the toilet and just feels sad you should
• 14:29
  listen to that yeah man for sure um no I
• 14:33
  did know about Des rman he uh apparently has been flown over to North Korea
• 14:38
  several times uh because um the Kims are
• 14:42
  just fans of him um and apparently I mean I don't know how much truth is in
• 14:47
  this but I did hear that the American government like tried to get
• 14:52
  him to spy and we like just while you're over there just like do this do this do
• 14:56
  this and he's like no man I'm just there cuz I'm friends with the Kim family
• 15:00
  you know all casual like yeah but do you happen to
• 15:05
  see the the short film that Donald Trump made for Kim
• 15:12
  dun no what okay so uh yeah so there's a
• 15:17
  lot to unpack here the Kim Yun and and Donald Trump stayed on a on a little
• 15:23
  island um that's just to the south of here uh called Sentosa right which is
• 15:28
  the island where all the big hotels are so if you come to Singapore to stay
• 15:32
  you're a tourist chances are you'll stay on This Island Singapore is a it's one
• 15:35
  main island and several little islands around it right um but I did notice that
• 15:39
  Fox News had uh had said uh Trump meets Kim on remote island it's it's not
• 15:45
  remote okay it's a resort I can drive I can drive to it from
• 15:50
  here um but uh when they all came in and sat down the lights
• 15:55
  dimmed and uh and a film started was a fake movie
• 16:02
  trailer that Donald Trump had made that
• 16:06
  showed him and Kim as the heroes of the
• 16:10
  world joining forces at last oh God and
• 16:15
  uh I'll find it there somebody did leak
• 16:20
  um footage of it out and I will put it this sounds like I'm like setting up a
• 16:24
  bit I'm not okay this has really happened that's weird this really
• 16:28
  happened I I'll try to I'll find it and we'll post it on our Facebook um
• 16:33
  listeners check it out because uh it is it is amazing in all sorts of ways right
• 16:40
  and wrong have you seen that little clip it was spread around of uh of it it
• 16:46
  looks like it's like a a episode of The Office where it's it's they in the room
• 16:51
  and Trump's talking about oh yeah take lots of photos and make us look really
• 16:55
  Slim and then like the camera like whip whips over to to Kim and he's just like
• 17:01
  giving him a filthy like you having a jab at me it's just it just looks it
• 17:06
  looks like it it's from the office and I can't help laughing whenever I see it
• 17:10
  like it looks fake but it's not fake it's a real thing that happened in the
• 17:13
  world it's very serious thing that's happening in the world but here's the thing man like
• 17:19
  Trump like he's arguably the worst president you guys have ever had right
• 17:24
  and you've had presidents that have gotten [ __ ] from their interns in
• 17:27
  the Oval Office right didn't that didn't affect the world as at least there have
• 17:32
  been at least three presidents that have been shot that the people have got n we
• 17:37
  can't stand for this and he's worse than all of them sure he's worse than them
• 17:42
  and yet he is going to go down in history as the man who ended the Korean
• 17:48
  war is he like yes [ __ ] they're not going to remember all this other [ __ ]
• 17:54
  man that's I if it really happens Abraham Lincoln do the day before the
• 18:00
  Civil War you don't know he freed probably went out and fed his slaves you
• 18:06
  know for the last [Laughter]
• 18:11
  time you're free now go things are going to change tomorrow
• 18:17
  guys been fun it's hardly even worth whipping you
• 18:21
  today four score and 20 years ago I bought
• 18:27
  you um the well is he really is it really over
• 18:33
  is he really going to disarm and all that [ __ ] because people saying oh he
• 18:38
  just just he's just buying time because they they we don't know what they said
• 18:42
  no no no I mean like whether he said it or not what they're actually going to do
• 18:45
  North Korea cuz the thing too is it's not like they can just open the [ __ ]
• 18:48
  borders and say anyone who wants to leave leave because everyone's going to leave if that
• 18:53
  happens like yeah look who knows who
• 18:58
  knows but uh look if this is the start of of something peaceful in a region
• 19:04
  that hasn't had peace for uh you know half a century then [ __ ] Kudos but uh
• 19:11
  I'm still not sure Trump can can claim any uh real involvement in it other than
• 19:16
  coming and shaking the guy's hand oh I know he will he will he already has you
• 19:20
  should you should watch this video Matt it doesn't mention America but it does mention
• 19:26
  Trump doesn't surprise me and and it it
• 19:30
  contains the phrase will he shake the hand of Peace as Trump's hand comes out
• 19:37
  Trump's literally referred to himself as the hand of Peace the Giant Orange hand
• 19:42
  of Peace yeah this is the guy who wants to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out
• 19:48
  of America have you have you watched the latest season of arrest of development
• 19:52
  yet oh no I haven't into the wall again well you know how that was the whole
• 19:57
  plot of season 4 yes yes just this clip where uh what's her name um what's the
• 20:02
  M's name Lucille Lucille is just watching TV and and Trump comes on and
• 20:07
  he's like we're going to build a wall and she's like he stole our [Laughter]
• 20:13
  idea that's amazing so there's been e3's been on and uh we're we're supposed to
• 20:20
  have somebody who is sort of there on correspondent yeah but he's he's [ __ ]
• 20:26
  disappeared uh but there is some stuff I would like to touch on briefly we don't
• 20:30
  have to talk about it a whole lot we don't actually know a whole lot about a
• 20:32
  lot of the stuff that I'm very interested in a lot of teasers really
• 20:36
  yeah yeah like the new Elder Scrolls like everyone lost their [ __ ] over it's
• 20:40
  just you know I mean I'm excited I'm I was very excited but then they didn't
• 20:45
  show anything just a yeah no that's right just a clip of some Countryside
• 20:50
  like okay good I guess I'm going to wander through that and uh hit things yeah with a
• 20:55
  sword yeah I mean I'll through any Countryside that they present me right
• 21:01
  exactly and then uh fallout 76 um we haven't seen any gameplay we saw some
• 21:07
  trailers and uh and it's set in West Virginia uh it's going to feature this
• 21:13
  excited me it's going to feature The Moth Man and the Flatwoods Monster
• 21:16
  that's cool okay so I haven't heard of the Flatwoods Monster but I am I'm aware
• 21:20
  of the Moth Man uh Flatwoods Monster I assume is just another folklore from
• 21:25
  that area yeah yeah something else scary in the woods exactly like you know like
• 21:30
  the uh uh what do you call it the the Jersey Devil and sasat the Sasquatch
• 21:35
  yeah they got a lot of those creatures over here they tell you got a lot of
• 21:39
  those we got a lot of creatures over here sorry in in in Rhode Island you
• 21:42
  mean yeah you got a lot of Sasquatch in Rhode Island we do no California
• 21:48
  California is a Sasquatch country apparently oh yeah yeah well that's
• 21:52
  that's where uh that's where Lucy was found right did I tell you in in
• 21:59
  uh New Hampshire when we went up there I don't know we I'm sure we brought this
• 22:03
  up on the podcast we went to the spot the site of the first reported UFO
• 22:08
  Abduction in the United States oh yeah there a gas station up there in uh in Lincoln New
• 22:15
  Hampshire and uh they got and uh a bunch of newspaper clippings on the wall and
• 22:20
  it's very of course they do it's not very impressive but it's it was pretty
• 22:24
  cool pretty cool so it wasn't like the little a in that we went to in Rachel
• 22:28
  Nevada no that was cooler in a in a way yeah right don't
• 22:33
  eat the pie right no don't eat the pie don't eat desert pie that's the don't
• 22:37
  eat desert pie basically if you haven't seen a fruit tree during the hours that
• 22:42
  it takes to drive somewhere don't order the apple pie Fu mate when you get here
• 22:48
  we're going to go we're going to go to right's dairy farm and I'm we're going
• 22:52
  to get I'm going to we're going to get
• 22:55
  some cheesecake and some pie and and
• 23:00
  [ __ ] man no America is gonna is gonna destroy me like yeah let's just [ __ ]
• 23:05
  eat pie until we explode they make some [ __ ] good food here you know I've
• 23:10
  been uh I've been grilling a lot cuz I got to grill now yeah and we had like we
• 23:15
  don't normally cook any meat at home cuz um because Jenna's a vegetarian and I
• 23:19
  just don't give a [ __ ] so I just generally don't and yeah yeah yeah but
• 23:23
  we had people around the other week so we bought some just you know just burger
• 23:28
  patties and stuff and we have a bunch of it left so I've been grilling grilling
• 23:32
  burgers and just something about [ __ ] Burgers here like now and now I have a
• 23:37
  way to produce them at my house I I feel like I'm I think I might be done for I'm
• 23:43
  going to have a heart attack you're going to be one of those guys you're
• 23:45
  going to get the old American belly that's right cuz I could I could just
• 23:49
  produce Burgers all I want now and and that America the American cheese which
• 23:54
  is mostly just hormones of some sort yeah it's just so good
• 23:59
  I think the meat over there is good because the animals know that you as an
• 24:03
  American have the right to kill it that's right yeah yeah cuz they can't
• 24:10
  put up a fight cuz we've all got guns except me but all of us that's right
• 24:14
  even the cows have guns cows with guns that's Dennis ly right the stakes
• 24:20
  were high bow cow puns it was a Dennis ly but I can't remember who it was oh
• 24:26
  sorry Fallout 76 uh is what we talking about and it's online of course it is so
• 24:32
  I guess it's like Conan Exiles but yeah maybe but Fallout I mean that sounds
• 24:37
  like something we'd like but yeah I mean sure I don't
• 24:43
  know I don't know online comes with costs that I don't know that I
• 24:48
  want eating into my Fallout game because the the whole thing with Fallout
• 24:53
  actually I played a bit of Fallout 4 the other day because I got the got the bug
• 24:56
  from watching all this other yeah and the whole point is that I can do
• 24:59
  whatever I want because I'm it's I'm living in the world and you know it
• 25:06
  itn't Fallout lets you just go [ __ ]
• 25:11
  nuts right you know like if I decide to wipe out all the
• 25:15
  filthy filthy uh what do you call them green skins yeah a good neighbor right
• 25:22
  if I decide to wipe them all out the uh right what are they called feral ghouls
• 25:28
  if I decid to wipe out all the ghouls in Good Neighbor right and you don't that's
• 25:32
  fine cuz we have completely separate lives that's right and our game is are
• 25:37
  going to be profoundly different because of that right but uh but we're both
• 25:43
  going to [ __ ] be able to do it I don't know how that's going to work in
• 25:47
  an online game generally they kind of strip that kind of stuff out which is
• 25:50
  why I don't like them as much yes exactly right well we'll see I mean I'm
• 25:55
  not going to not play this obviously it's like the difference between Skyrim
• 25:59
  and the Elder Scrolls Online The Elder Scrolls Online is is it's it's cool but
• 26:03
  it's not Skyrim you know yeah like it like if these were drugs um Elder
• 26:09
  Scrolls Online is like a joint you know sure and and um and uh and Skyrim is
• 26:15
  crack yeah it is crack cocaine yeah yeah with slightly even slightly
• 26:21
  more addictive than crack what whatever that is with some sugar in
• 26:25
  it yeah and and and
• 26:29
  Dragons yeah [ __ ] me who
• 26:33
  R did you ever did you ever watch that um oh no it wasn't Skyrim it was uh Mass
• 26:40
  Effect 2 did you ever see that sketch that uh I think it was uh Steen ropas
• 26:44
  and it might have been Carlo Richie you know those guys and one of them was uh
• 26:48
  working in the in the game store and the other guy came to return his copy of uh
• 26:54
  I thought it was sky but now that I'm thinking of it it was a mass effect
• 26:57
  effect have you seen that sketch I don't think I have and he's like he's like I
• 27:00
  just want to return this he's like oh finished already he he's like no I just
• 27:03
  don't really like it he's like what so yeah I played a bit but I just didn't
• 27:08
  really just didn't really just didn't really get it so just like to swap it he's like
• 27:15
  what have I told you the story of when
• 27:17
  we told Carlo that uh that uh [ __ ]
• 27:22
  Jennifer hail was at uh Beer Club told you the
• 27:28
  he was at the Video Game Awards in uh in Sydney kind of the big Video Game Awards
• 27:34
  and we were at Beer Club cuz you know priorities and um yeah and and so a
• 27:39
  bunch of a bunch of you know game celebrities were in town and so we as a
• 27:45
  joke texted him and just said [ __ ] mate Jennifer hail's here like she's really
• 27:50
  into craft beer who knew and he was like what and then and then our friend Simon
• 27:56
  sent him the old photo of me with Jennifer hail from from Supernova yeah
• 28:02
  and said no look check it out and he Carlo left rode his bike in the rain
• 28:09
  like like [ __ ] slipped his chain he had like [ __ ] oil and grease and [ __ ]
• 28:13
  all over him and then like turned up at at V Club and and then like soaking wet
• 28:18
  and was like she still here or dides she leave already and we were like oh
• 28:23
  [ __ ] she she left she left sorry she she just just just missed her you just just
• 28:29
  missed her yeah but surely the picture of you and Jennifer hail at Supernova
• 28:33
  has like that Supernova background it was well it's in front of like a a kind
• 28:38
  of generic background and and I think he been drinking and then he did say later
• 28:41
  on he goes you know I did think wow Matt got to meet Jennifer hail
• 28:50
  again big and Skyrim I mark this as Complete because we mentioned it but
• 28:54
  it's not complete did you see Skyrim very special edition no I didn't see
• 28:59
  this it's real you can play Skyrim on your Alexa and I have an Alexa in the
• 29:05
  kitchen I could play Skyrim on how how does that work you say I'm going to be
• 29:10
  quiet because if I say it too late [ __ ] she can hear things through
• 29:13
  walls I swear to God though I got to be careful speak quietly you say Alexa play
• 29:19
  Skyrim and she goes you are standing in a field uh there's like a giant to the
• 29:25
  East and and a village to the north uh what do you do and then you just you
• 29:31
  just play you wander around and you can tell it to attack you can do a shout and she goes
• 29:37
  for your shout Echoes to Soden guard it's uh and there's a video uh a
• 29:44
  little little trailer with um with Kei from Key and Peele in it um doing that
• 29:50
  it's uh yeah so they embrace the joke of Skyrim is on everything that's great
• 29:55
  that's amazing it's very cool you should to watch the video at least I [ __ ]
• 30:00
  will mate maybe we can even put that up on our Facebook yes I I've been sharing
• 30:04
  a lot of stuff from E3 I know man I love it it's great good all right I'll keep
• 30:08
  doing it one thing I've been sharing a lot of specifically because it's going
• 30:12
  to be the best [ __ ] game ever made [ __ ] can I just stop you before
• 30:16
  you go into that can I just say that right now your wife and your cat are up a
• 30:23
  ladder okay oh she's painting is she I I have no idea what either of them are
• 30:29
  doing up a ladder okay oh I see yeah I've got a snap which I will I'll look
• 30:34
  at that later it's your wife and your cat on a ladder we've been painting the
• 30:37
  house nice ium that's what she's doing purple uh actually the the the bedroom
• 30:42
  will be a little bit purple but uh nice downstairs is gray and it's very it's a
• 30:47
  Bluey gray on the dark got dark wall as well nice oh cool it's been a purple
• 30:53
  I've any purple dyes I've been finding uh in Conan I've been dumping into the
• 30:58
  uh to the the Armory box for you oh thank you don't don't be shy if you if
• 31:04
  you see that there and go [ __ ] I wish I'd found all that purple Dy it is for
• 31:07
  you oh thank you very much yeah I've been I've been enjoying
• 31:11
  Conan but I um I I need to find something else to do with it because I
• 31:16
  just got obsessed with building and I'm burnt out on building so I need to go do
• 31:20
  something else see Conan is only good it's not good for just wandering
• 31:26
  and exploring m that gets very tedious very soon what it is good for is setting
• 31:32
  yourself little goals and achieving those goals so whether it's like I'm
• 31:37
  going to build a house today okay great then that's going to take you so long
• 31:40
  that's going to take you a full day in real time to do yeah or whether it's
• 31:44
  just saying like um I'm going to update the Lesser wheel of pain to the full
• 31:49
  wheel of pain y you you got to Source all of that materials and then I can
• 31:54
  update I could go our Shrine I think uh now that I yeah I'm sure you can yeah
• 31:59
  but I um see I spent worship at your Shrine oh no you worship at the sex
• 32:04
  Shrine yeah yeah yeah I do but I cuz I
• 32:08
  was stupid cuz I um I I wanted my Conan uh experience to be as authentic as
• 32:15
  possible so when I built this character I made him a Samaran which Conan
• 32:19
  actually is and um I chose to worship chro which is the god that Conan
• 32:24
  worships but you can't build a shrine to chro so I could just not do any
• 32:28
  religious stuff until I was wandering in the wilderness and I found a sex Shrine
• 32:34
  with people worshipping at it and uh there was a girl there who taught me
• 32:38
  yeah wink wink the girl taught me how to
• 32:41
  um worship the sex god so now now I do now I'm a priest in sex
• 32:48
  god stuff sexology sexology yeah very cool see the
• 32:55
  I I I spent the whole day yesterday uh doing stuff around my house I washed
• 32:59
  like power wash my house but one of the other things I did I I I I got a pole
• 33:03
  saw which is like a chainsaw and a long pole and I cut down a bunch of branches
• 33:08
  that were kind of hanging over the driveway and there was one that was kind
• 33:10
  of heading towards the house so I trimmed the trees I collected all this
• 33:13
  firewood then I cut it up and uh and then stacked it and put it you know made
• 33:19
  the fire pit outside and then I went into Conan and I was like you know what
• 33:22
  I just did this for [ __ ] eight hours today so maybe I'll play something else
• 33:26
  for a while yeah that's great well I you know I live in uh I live in a bustling
• 33:32
  Metropolis like I just long for living by a river and cutting up
• 33:38
  wood well [ __ ] I do it
• 33:42
  so it it's still fun it's still fun so uh cyber Punk oh [ __ ] cyber Punk man
• 33:48
  did you watch the trailer yeah yeah it looks great I've been waiting for this
• 33:53
  game since they announced it and yeah obvious this is just
• 33:59
  like you take everything that I like well see I've got two types of like
• 34:03
  right see The Witcher fulfills a niche that like that's my jam The Witcher like
• 34:09
  they just they got it they nailed it and now same [ __ ] company city project
• 34:13
  red is like let's make a game about something else Matt's obsessed with yeah
• 34:19
  that's right and then like [ __ ] man the characters in this trailer kind of look
• 34:23
  like you a little bit you know what I'm saying sure so you
• 34:28
  know just I'm sure there's characters in The Witcher that kind of look like you
• 34:31
  too if there's anybody out there who hasn't watched the trailer oh there are
• 34:34
  characters who look like me in The Witcher yeah definitely um the if you haven't watched
• 34:41
  the Cyber Punk trailer just [ __ ] watch it and and it's beautiful it's
• 34:46
  it's like Blade Runner mixed with it kind of mixed with The Witcher from as
• 34:52
  far as it you know the the style of game I assume except it's first person
• 34:56
  because they really wanted you to experience the game from the perspective
• 34:59
  of I really like their explanation people are complaining oh we don't want
• 35:02
  a first person we want third person they said we we thought about it and in The
• 35:06
  Witcher you play geralt in cyber punk
• 35:10
  you play you yourself yeah so it's first person I like [ __ ] yeah that's a really
• 35:16
  good way of palming off those complaints yeah that's right yeah exactly right
• 35:21
  because you could just put in a third person camera like in Skyrim but whatever um yeah
• 35:28
  and then yeah so people modifying so it reminds me of Shadow run the shadow Run
• 35:32
  games mixed with [ __ ] Blade Runner mixed it's just yeah yeah yeah little
• 35:38
  bit snow crash yeah massive open world RPG from from what I've understand and
• 35:45
  people like of all the [ __ ] years not to go we didn't go to E3 this year H and
• 35:51
  apparently everybody who's seen the closed door demo which [ __ ] could
• 35:56
  have done if I was there is just like it's the [ __ ] greatest thing ever so
• 36:01
  yeah it looks beautiful and it's going to be on Xbox
• 36:07
  one I thought for sure it would be an nextg thing but I guess they're going to
• 36:12
  do the you know cuz I think we're getting one more round I think we're
• 36:15
  getting one more round for the Xbox One well with the with the the thing with
• 36:18
  the Xbox and Xbox One you can just provide better assets for the the 1X so
• 36:25
  in theory as long as I I guess as long as the stuff like because AI I guess takes CPU
• 36:31
  and if you want to upgrade that then that's a hardware upgrade like there's
• 36:36
  nothing you can do about it and if the game requires it then it won't run on
• 36:41
  older ones if that makes sense but if it's just visuals in theory you could
• 36:46
  scale that down and still get it to run on the old stuff yeah but I mean the fact that
• 36:52
  there's a Fallout announc at this E3 Fallout almost always comes
• 36:58
  into the the first kind of wave of a new console yeah CU I I I bought my I bought my Xbox
• 37:05
  360 when they released Fallout I bought my Xbox One when Fallout was announced I
• 37:10
  got to Oblivion I bought my Xbox yeah I actually bought it the day after the I
• 37:16
  bought my 360 the day after they got released and Dave told me [ __ ] what
• 37:20
  are you doing you in pre-order you're never going to get one you're never
• 37:22
  going to get one and then I went to Dick Smith and bought one yeah did not sell was
• 37:29
  devastated oh he was too busy playing [ __ ] video games he didn't give a
• 37:33
  [ __ ] but yeah that's right I remember when the only cuz Dave Dave lived with
• 37:37
  me I think when he bought yeah yeah that's yeah it came out
• 37:42
  during that period yes yeah I bought a new I bought a new TV for my 360 R call
• 37:49
  and I bought the last the last [ __ ] CRT television they ever made you did
• 37:54
  because uh we had to get it up three flights of stairs made a massive HD CRT
• 38:00
  and Dick Smith had a clearance on them because no one wanted them and I was
• 38:03
  like I'll have that listeners imag imagine a TV the size of of an LED TV
• 38:09
  only [ __ ] old fashioned picture it weigh 110
• 38:15
  kg no it's not a joke people it weighed 110 kgs lived in a mezzanine on the
• 38:21
  third floor of our building thanks buddy I appreciate it it
• 38:25
  looks it looks it looks beautiful
• 38:31
  so um something else uh game related that people are talking about right now
• 38:35
  is Battlefield 5 um yeah but uh I don't think I'm going to get this m I don't
• 38:41
  think I'm going to play it either I'm just yeah I mean I'm I'm furious I mean look
• 38:48
  I'll I'll play any character in a game providing they've got a penis yeah right
• 38:53
  because I love penis so much Matt I love it so much not play any characters when
• 39:00
  I'm playing my realistic War simulator where I'm riding standing up on the back
• 39:04
  of a horse shooting a flamethrower doing back flips and and jumping out of
• 39:07
  airplanes and and then Landing in another airplane and and I just don't
• 39:12
  want a [ __ ] woman there spoiling the realism you know I know I know I mean
• 39:18
  hand me the sandwich and get away you know this is a dangerous place it is a
• 39:24
  dangerous place for a woman yeah yeah uh we're being factious obviously yeah I'm
• 39:29
  not gonna play it because I don't like I don't like battlefield but that's the
• 39:32
  reason way but I don't give a [ __ ] that there's women in it no [ __ ] put more
• 39:35
  women in I don't give a [ __ ] like it put put everybody in there it's it's got
• 39:40
  nothing to do with anything it's a [ __ ] video game like yeah that's
• 39:44
  right people are so mad about this and
• 39:47
  I'm like just [ __ ] shut up like and
• 39:52
  there were no women in World War II shut up
• 39:57
  and then not that they've got like a doesn't she have a robot arm or
• 40:00
  something as well so not mad about the [ __ ] robot arm it's just what's
• 40:04
  attached to the arm pisses you off yeah that's not the thing that's breaking
• 40:07
  your uh your suspension of disbelief
• 40:11
  yeah shut
• 40:15
  up shut up internet yeah just go play the [ __ ] game or don't play the game
• 40:21
  EA said if you don't like it don't buy it like
• 40:26
  yeah yeah yeah it's it's yeah they've come out and said we didn't make this
• 40:30
  for you we made it for ourselves this is the game we wanted to make and it's
• 40:34
  exactly the way we want it so if you don't like it just don't play it I don't
• 40:38
  I just don't I don't understand how someone with a straight face can say I'm
• 40:43
  not going to buy Battlefield because I find Battlefield very realistic and and
• 40:49
  if I see a woman it is going to ruin the game like I can't believe that these
• 40:54
  people are serious and therefore unless you play Battlefield like where you
• 41:00
  basically just hide it in a [ __ ] ditch for 3 days and occasionally stick
• 41:05
  your gun out and take a shot but if you play this like everyone else plays it
• 41:09
  which is like a [ __ ] Cowboy then you're already not doing it
• 41:14
  realistically no I I just don't
• 41:17
  I so this is one case where you I can't
• 41:23
  it's this has got to be a joke and some people are just going way too far with
• 41:26
  it like I I cannot believe that you are actually upset about this like come on
• 41:32
  yeah I don't get it it's like when people people said oh I don't like the
• 41:36
  Last Jedi that okay fine I don't like Last Jedi because he's got women telling
• 41:40
  men what to do in it what like Fu have you never had a job yeah like what is
• 41:46
  wrong with you this is feminist propaganda no just that's just how the
• 41:51
  world is cuz [ __ ] morons yeah but then that's right and you know what if
• 41:56
  it's not how this this world is it's at least how the world in [ __ ] Star Wars
• 42:00
  is so get over it it's made
• 42:04
  up so yes I won't be playing Battlefield
• 42:07
  5 but not because of that neither No No in fact maybe I will play it just
• 42:13
  because yeah [ __ ] it let's pre-order it yeah I wonder if uh if you pre-order
• 42:19
  you get any bonuses like um you know a new dress for her to wear or something
• 42:23
  you get a strap on for the woman just to just so the immersion doesn't break
• 42:28
  yeah yeah Y and you only you only can
• 42:31
  [ __ ] um people who have opted um to not have the women in their in their game
• 42:38
  [Laughter] yeah
• 42:43
  uh uh if you like this show we would really appreciate you thanks man oh cool
• 42:48
  if you left us a positive review on iTunes Dan oh I haven't would that help
• 42:53
  it would help it would help a lot because uh because that's how iTunes
• 42:57
  determines uh whether people like the show and they use it to to include us in
• 43:02
  in categories and all that kind of stuff so the more the more positive sounds
• 43:05
  like a flawed system but uh [ __ ] it let's get involved it it's uh we've got
• 43:10
  some wonderful reviews on there we love our listeners uh and they they leave us
• 43:13
  some fantastic reviews but we can always use more if you want to support us uh
• 43:17
  and and kind of pimp the show while you're out and about you can go to our
• 43:19
  merch store at multiple nerdgasm docomo and hoodies and stuff uh and then
• 43:26
  if you go up to the menu that'll also you'll find a way to get to our tuu
• 43:29
  store and if you access tuu through that link uh they'll know that we sent you
• 43:34
  and they will support the show you can purchase uh our stuff on there or you
• 43:37
  can purchase anything on tuu uh and they've got a bunch of awesome independent designs
• 43:44
  um designs by independent pardon I'm I'm [ __ ] choking on my
• 43:48
  own words on your own what Matt on your
• 43:51
  own one my own words uh design Matt says they've got literally everything
• 43:57
  fcking do if there's something you're into uh type it in because they'll have
• 44:02
  it I mean we mentioned briefly on the end of last week's or maybe it was in
• 44:05
  the plus extension but um my girlfriend and her mates just bought a bunch of
• 44:10
  t-shirts featuring uh fan art from The
• 44:14
  Joy Luck Club uh
• 44:17
  so that's on there yep whatever you have is definitely going to be on there too
• 44:24
  they do seem to have some stuff like I I guess maybe they got
• 44:28
  got uh warned because they've got like if you type in Game of Thrones nothing
• 44:33
  comes up which is [ __ ] they definitely have stuff you just got to
• 44:36
  beit but if you type in Mother of Dragons you can get a Mother of Dragons
• 44:40
  t-shirt you got to be a bit cluey about HBO stuff I me in general it seems yeah
• 44:44
  it's all HBO because Westworld you can't search Westworld but if you if you uh
• 44:49
  search robot Cowboy there's some stuff yeah hey are you watching the second
• 44:54
  season ah not yet no I got to I need to too pretty intense man yeah I need to
• 45:00
  watch it yeah I'm a couple episodes behind uh but uh some cool [ __ ] in this
• 45:06
  to catch up look Dan mentioned uh the Afterparty that was on the Afterparty
• 45:13
  where we discussed the joylock club last week uh if if you want to support the
• 45:17
  show uh on a on a on a regular uh and Incredibly helpful basis uh I'm not sure
• 45:23
  that sentence made sense but uh head to patreon.com orasm you can support the
• 45:28
  show for as little as $1 a month uh and
• 45:32
  uh [ __ ] patrons are are our favorite people I you know what that sounds a little
• 45:39
  disingenuous they are though uh maybe I'll rephrase that we love our patrons
• 45:44
  uh they literally that literally pays for the show to exist uh it covers the
• 45:48
  cost of the hosting that kind of stuff um for $1 a month you'll get a you'll
• 45:51
  get a thank you on this very show we'll say thank you to you um if you if you
• 45:57
  back is for $5 a month you'll get access to the uh patreon feed of the podcast
• 46:02
  it's basically instead of going on iTunes and and subscribing you copy the
• 46:05
  link from patreon in paste it into your podcast software you'll get episodes
• 46:10
  early like at least 24 hours sometimes 48 hours early yep uh and they won't
• 46:16
  have any ads in them ever except for this garbage because this is this is us
• 46:21
  and we improvise these every day so we feel like maybe you might want to hear
• 46:26
  it you know what I'm saying like whereas if we put like a pre-recorded ad in
• 46:30
  that'll only go in the the public feed you you know what I'm saying yeah and
• 46:36
  then for 10 bucks a month you get access to the Afterparty which is an exclusive
• 46:41
  extra after party extra 20 minutes of this yeah that
• 46:46
  lately has ended up being all the weird controversial [ __ ] yeah and Joy Luck
• 46:51
  Club news yeah Joy Luck Club news exactly but yeah multipl ner gm.com
• 46:57
  oh and and we changed the patreon around quite a lot so check out the rewards
• 47:00
  check out the goals uh and if you are a current supporter thank you so much um
• 47:05
  uh but we we're basically charging you a quarter of the amount now so uh if you
• 47:11
  want if you want to give us the anti yeah log in and and and check it out and
• 47:16
  just check the changes we've made it easier than ever now to uh become a
• 47:20
  patron um you know by for as little as a dollar a month you can support the show yes
• 47:27
  friend you're a patron of the Arts so right you know just makes you a cool
• 47:32
  person you know we should design a little certificate people can print out
• 47:35
  and put in their wall oh yeah yeah something sarcastic yeah but then we'd
• 47:41
  have to do it I pay for a podcast yeah good point I I pay for
• 47:46
  something that could be for free I like supporting people on patreon I think
• 47:50
  it's a good thing to do oh absolutely we back red letter media and uh patreon is
• 47:55
  how is how you speak up about what kind of content
• 48:00
  you want created in the world yeah you literally help your what you want be
• 48:05
  made that's right so you know if you if you subscribe to a podcast or um you
• 48:10
  know some other kind of show YouTube show or something like that then then
• 48:14
  you're contributing directly to that show being made
• 48:18
  um in a way that now that now more than
• 48:22
  ever everything is user generated uh that just puts your money your mouth is
• 48:27
  literally yes in some cases but enough about that well we've got some we got
• 48:32
  some movie news uh this week yeah we've got a lot of movie news we got some
• 48:36
  movie studio news uh we've got uh got some people on the out people on the in
• 48:43
  yeah uh so the first one in isolated case is John Lasser um who's uh known to
• 48:49
  all of us as the you know just the you know the fun guy from Pixar y director
• 48:55
  of Toy Story everyone loves him and he's
• 48:58
  just a just a sweet nice man uh not so
• 49:03
  much apparently not at all uh from what
• 49:06
  we hear which I mean that's awful uh because I this was a guy I I I respected
• 49:13
  oh yeah absolutely yeah him along with Ed catall uh were kind of like you know
• 49:19
  just kind of I mean not Idols as such like I didn't but they're certainly
• 49:24
  inspirational figures cuz you know they some good stuff absolutely I mean
• 49:27
  they're Pioneers in their field yes butar great quality work apparently
• 49:32
  amongst the things that John Lasser was doing he was also inappropriately
• 49:37
  touching and kissing people at work so don't do that what are we doing this
• 49:43
  hard is it touching and kissing how hard is it not to [ __ ] molest people
• 49:48
  apparently very hard this is what I'm going to stop giving people benefit of
• 49:51
  the doubt at this point cuz I thought maybe oh maybe there was some
• 49:54
  misunderstandings and then there was that about how he had made an intern pay
• 49:58
  for a lap dance for him at a strip club and I was like well that's a little odd
• 50:02
  but if he was you know I'm sure maybe there's a context yeah I'm sure well you
• 50:08
  know [ __ ] I've got friends who would probably do something like that you know
• 50:12
  if they were drunk and it's not that it's appropriate but and in a business the end of the
• 50:18
  world but in a business sense yeah definitely very inappropriate but maybe
• 50:22
  the lines were blurred because they were out as friends or something like that
• 50:26
  but then apparently he just it's is just standard stuff for him and he um does
• 50:31
  the staff at Pixar there were people who threatened to quit if he came back and
• 50:35
  I'm like well that means I guess that indicates that it's it's a big deal yeah
• 50:40
  he is not going to be back at no no he's
• 50:44
  not no Toy Story 4 not not well not directed by him anyway with him so
• 50:50
  another uh another Studio Big Wigs getting outed um
• 50:57
  the uh Jeff Jones the uh DC entertainment president yes has been
• 51:03
  sacked uh not from touching anyone thankfully uh just from making a string
• 51:08
  of shitty movies just from touching some crap that we had to watch yeah for not
• 51:13
  for not touching our hearts and Minds which was his one job yeah yeah they're
• 51:19
  trying to I guess Salvage the DC film
• 51:24
  Universe uh and they're far I think they gotten rid of a few people over at uh DC
• 51:29
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they have uh Diane Nelson's gone as
• 51:35
  well um New Blood uh
• 51:40
  so I think I think they're just
• 51:43
  restructuring now so uh I think Jim Lee
• 51:47
  um is uh going to be the ccoo now which is going to pretty much incorporate the
• 51:53
  head of entertainment right and uh look [ __ ] they do they do need a change of
• 52:00
  management there yes I mean somebody has been saying yes to some pretty shitty
• 52:05
  ideas over there sure yeah I think they just don't have well this some of the
• 52:12
  other news will [ __ ] will demonstrate this I don't think they have like a a
• 52:17
  cohesive plan or like a see Marvel seems to have like I imagine in a sense Marvel
• 52:24
  has like this Bible of of this is what this is how all the
• 52:29
  characters this is this is and they're very controlled within a Contex they
• 52:34
  give directors seemingly freedom to do things but there are restraints and it
• 52:38
  is it is controlled and planned it just doesn't seem like DC has that cuz
• 52:43
  they're all over the place no but uh if they're still going to go down the route
• 52:48
  that they were heading then I I I don't see that changing soon because what the
• 52:55
  plan apparently is now is that they're going to be
• 52:59
  two completely separate DC
• 53:04
  universes one is going to be the dark DC Universe and one is going to be the
• 53:11
  fluffy DC Universe which I guess is their way of saying we don't know what
• 53:16
  you want so we got no idea what we're doing help so there are two Joker movies
• 53:23
  coming out this has been rumored but apparently now this is official there is
• 53:27
  a Jared Leo Joker movie uh which is based on his character from uh the
• 53:34
  academy award-winning film Suicide Squad unbelievable but there's there's
• 53:41
  also going to be uh what is what is sure
• 53:44
  to be just a [ __ ] balls out crazy
• 53:48
  ride where Wen Phoenix [ __ ] Hollywood's
• 53:54
  Rainman uh he's going to play the joker I'm going
• 53:59
  to I watch the [ __ ] out of that I don't care produced by
• 54:02
  Spielberg [ __ ] I will watch the [ __ ] out of that yeah it's even if it's not
• 54:08
  good it's going to be worth watching oh absolutely yeah I mean for starters I'm
• 54:14
  assuming this is going to be the first time we'll ever see the Joker with an
• 54:17
  enormous grizzled beard you know sure
• 54:22
  yeah or or a mustache like he had in in her that be great
• 54:26
  yeah even though I didn't like that movie but yeah or trying to [ __ ] his
• 54:31
  sister like he did in uh Gladiator Gladiator yeah I think this was the
• 54:36
  first movie I saw him in yeah definitely he's very good in it oh [ __ ] he's so
• 54:40
  good and and to be fair his sister was very hot yeah he's very good at uh he's
• 54:47
  just a good [ __ ] plays a good [ __ ] you know he is a good
• 54:53
  [ __ ] you know if he came to Australia and uh and uh unfortunately died there
• 54:58
  that's probably what it would say on his Tombstone elies Wen Phoenix he was a
• 55:03
  good [ __ ] so there's that and then apparently we've we've lost Ben Affleck as Batman
• 55:10
  now is that true yeah yeah that's that's completely true um Matt re is the
• 55:17
  Batman apparently is is being made without Ben
• 55:22
  Affleck anym because uh well okay so he
• 55:25
  may still will be contracted to do uh
• 55:30
  some uh of the Justice League movies that fit into the the whichever of the
• 55:36
  two universes they fit into the fluffy one or the dark one and I'm not even
• 55:39
  sure which which which [ __ ] Joker is the fluffy one is Jared L The Fluffy
• 55:44
  Joker I don't know can we call him the fluffy Joker from now fluffy Joker yeah
• 55:50
  yeah yeah ladies and Gentlemen The
• 55:53
  Fluffy Joker I think I see Jared fluffy
• 55:58
  Joker yeah yeah um so Ben Affleck is
• 56:02
  Fluffy Batman yeah he [ __ ] he's going
• 56:05
  to love that I know oh because uh you know of course Ben was going to write
• 56:11
  direct and star yeah um and then he
• 56:16
  decided until they crushed him yeah they crushed his little spirit and then he
• 56:21
  said beat the [ __ ] will to make a Batman movie out of him yeah he's like
• 56:24
  I'll direct it still and star but I'm not going to write it because you guys
• 56:28
  want something different to me but I'll still only direct it if it's really good
• 56:32
  if the script is really good and then he saw the script and said I'm not going to
• 56:36
  direct this um I'm still happy to star in it providing that uh everything's
• 56:41
  good and now he's saying you know what guys [ __ ] do this without me like
• 56:46
  imagine one day right you you you like guys like Disney's asked me to direct a
• 56:51
  Star Wars film I can write direct and star in it and we're all like [ __ ] D
• 56:56
  that's so good and you're like yeah and 6 months later you're like I [ __ ]
• 57:00
  quit I'm not doing it I know I can't imagine anything I want to do worse in
• 57:05
  the entire world now cuz that's the thing Matt what did they do to you if
• 57:08
  you came to me if you came to me and said they're casting me as the new
• 57:14
  Batman they're they all man I've seen you in a Batman costume I know you want to be
• 57:20
  Batman if you came to me after a year and said n [ __ ] I'm not doing it I don't
• 57:25
  want to be mean you're not doing it I want Batman yeah I I want to literally
• 57:30
  be anything else yeah just not
• 57:35
  Batman poor Ben Affleck what did they do to him I know have you seen that photo
• 57:41
  of him during the Justice League I know I'm pretty sure we smoking outside yeah
• 57:45
  he's got a little pot belly and he's smoking he's just like [ __ ]
• 57:49
  it want to be Batman anymore I'm not
• 57:52
  [ __ ] doing this um but Christian Bale
• 57:56
  who was just [ __ ] all in like yeah yeah different experience clearly or
• 58:02
  losing and gaining weight yeah but I mean he had Christopher Nolan exactly
• 58:07
  holding his hand yeah you know but uh
• 58:12
  apparently Matt Reeves is the Batman uh I don't know if it's going to be an
• 58:16
  origin story and let's [ __ ] hope it's not but it will focus on Batman as a
• 58:21
  younger man according to uh latest sources that's a little burn in there as
• 58:26
  well just like they haven't heard him enough yeah and also a thinner
• 58:32
  man yeah and a man with a bigger dick
• 58:36
  also a better actor
• 58:39
  man just kidding butle fine oh man hey I
• 58:44
  watched a movie randomly last night called detour have you seen that no it's
• 58:50
  it's got Tai Sheridan in it Tai Sheridan
• 58:53
  who plays uh young cyclops in uh oh yeah
• 58:58
  X-Men um this movie is pretty cool and I can't really describe it without
• 59:05
  spoilers so uh just check out the trailer detour Tai Sheridan and if it
• 59:10
  looks like your thing take a look uh I really liked it all right Luke thanks
• 59:15
  yeah yeah that's my it's not a review in two in two weeks I'll tell you what it's
• 59:20
  about if you haven't seen it yet but I'm giving you guys a chance now cuz it's a
• 59:24
  good movie yeah all right cool thank you do we want to end on some Star Wars news
• 59:30
  we do play the jingle um I've got to find the jingle I got this new new you
• 59:36
  don't have to literally play it anymore we we understand what the jingles are
• 59:39
  you're right J always puts them in even when we forget yeah she puts the ones in
• 59:44
  that we forgot to even mention I got this new app to play Jingles it's like a
• 59:47
  like actual like uh like a soundboard kind of you know radio station
• 59:51
  soundboard type app oh yeah except I've got to organize them on here cuz I
• 59:55
  dragged them all in in there they're not alphabetical anymore I right number them or
• 1:00:04
  something so I purposely didn't read this article Matt because I want you to
• 1:00:11
  pitch this to me okay this is yeah so George Lucas came
• 1:00:17
  out and said uh he he he said he was going to do three films he had planned
• 1:00:23
  to do three films after Return of the Jedi like he had his sequel Trilogy
• 1:00:27
  really cuz I think I've I've heard him say he was never going to do that well
• 1:00:32
  and I've also also heard him say there were 12 so who the [ __ ] knows he's
• 1:00:37
  saying that he was going to do 78 and n and he met with the core cast to come
• 1:00:42
  back over it to come back and do it m and uh and then now he's come out uh
• 1:00:47
  there's a book apparently called James Cameron's story of Science Fiction okay
• 1:00:52
  and uh and George Lucas had this to say about his his sequel
• 1:00:58
  trilogy The Next Three Star Wars films we're going to get into a microbiotic
• 1:01:02
  world but there's this world of creatures that operate differently than
• 1:01:05
  we do I call them the wills and the wills are the ones who actually control
• 1:01:08
  the universe they feed off the force if I'd held under the company I would have
• 1:01:12
  done it and then it would have been done of course a lot of fans would have hated
• 1:01:15
  it just like they hated The Phantom Menace and everything but at least the
• 1:01:19
  whole story from beginning to end what have been told so it was going to be
• 1:01:22
  about it was going to be about microorganisms lorans I guess the wills
• 1:01:28
  the wills were midians that's a bum sh look anyone who knows anyone who's read
• 1:01:32
  the original drafts of Star Wars is no stranger to The Wills right right well
• 1:01:38
  the isn't that the sacred texts in The Last Jedi has something to do with that
• 1:01:43
  too right oh and the Guardians of the wheels are in Rogue
• 1:01:46
  one that's what they are too yeah yeah so it's still in there the original
• 1:01:51
  title of Star Wars was The Adventures of Luke's Star Killer and the [ __ ]
• 1:01:57
  something something of the wills like some long cuz George is actually great
• 1:02:02
  at um rehashing ideas he didn't use and just changing them and forcing them back
• 1:02:07
  in he's definitely an ideas man over necessarily I guess a director if that
• 1:02:13
  makes sense so uh how does this work
• 1:02:17
  then who knows I bet he doesn't even know cuz he I bet he never got that far
• 1:02:22
  it's probably just had outlines and there and then Disney like no yeah cuz
• 1:02:27
  George was like here are my ideas everybody will hate them and Disney's
• 1:02:30
  like cool well that's obviously we're not going to do that then cuz we want
• 1:02:34
  did you just hand me a manila folder cuz I've already put that in the bin that's
• 1:02:38
  right and then uh yeah I wrote this in in my little office which is lined with
• 1:02:43
  those how to write a screenplay books from the the behind have you seen that
• 1:02:48
  we've I wish you were joking Matt [ __ ] me that's so funny you see him there
• 1:02:54
  riding in lead pencil on his yellow notebook with screenwriting for dummies
• 1:03:00
  on the desk I don't know why he would include that in the behind the scenes fo
• 1:03:05
  a lot of that stuff you know there's that whole sequence with [ __ ] Yoda no
• 1:03:09
  you know he needs to look sad not sad sad like why would he include that
• 1:03:16
  why would he make himself look like a fool I don't know just going around
• 1:03:21
  circling things with a highlighter admitting that they shot the first draft
• 1:03:25
  of the script no and and then when he's in there looking at they're building the
• 1:03:29
  [ __ ] building sets and he walks in and he's like I guess I better finish
• 1:03:32
  the script like oh my God yeah yeah yeah
• 1:03:39
  [ __ ] when he's showing uh when he's showing Steven Spielberg around oh yeah
• 1:03:45
  the goas yeah and he gets the names wrong of some of the [ __ ]
• 1:03:50
  creatures billberg breaks a battle droid oh wow it's going to be great it wasn't great
• 1:03:56
  it wasn't great no no it was not yeah so
• 1:04:01
  yeah that's what uh that's what Lucas was going to try and make a film about
• 1:04:06
  microscopic organisms yeah and but you know what I'm I'm I'm almost wishing I'd
• 1:04:13
  seen it yeah like what the [ __ ] would that have been like what does he mean it's going
• 1:04:18
  to enter a microscopic world like it's actually going to be about the [ __ ]
• 1:04:21
  Wheels the M like all right yeah let him make it please I want to see it exactly
• 1:04:27
  right a long time ago in a Petri dish far far away just zooms zooms through a
• 1:04:33
  through a microscope there's one thing the prequels are and that is creative
• 1:04:38
  they are definitely more creative than than the sequel Trilogy has been so far
• 1:04:43
  and he comes up with some [ __ ] cool [ __ ] I feel like it's his execution that
• 1:04:48
  suffers like if if he had the prequels had somebody assisted him with the
• 1:04:54
  screenplays like they did in the old days yep y i I really think they could
• 1:04:58
  have been really good cuz agreed yeah there's some cool [ __ ] in there it's
• 1:05:02
  just he's not he needs someone say I really like it goes into the politics of
• 1:05:08
  it you know what I mean like we we do want to see how the Republic crumbled
• 1:05:13
  and and the empire built like that's all stuff that would have been interesting
• 1:05:17
  to see yes he just didn't do it interestingly and like Darth Maul right
• 1:05:22
  cool concept and that that's like he came up with the concept of Darth Maul
• 1:05:27
  and then stopped and just put that in the movie it's like no you need to you
• 1:05:31
  need to make him a character like it's not a character like like that's I
• 1:05:36
  actually think that's probably the fundamental issue with the prequels is
• 1:05:39
  the characters don't they're not anything they're just like these shallow
• 1:05:43
  kind of you seen that video of uh is it or is that in the red Le media where
• 1:05:49
  they where they try to uh ask describe them people to describe characters yeah yeah yeah
• 1:05:56
  yeah and nobody can describe the characters without the prequels don't
• 1:06:00
  mention their appearance mention the character and then yeah you can't well
• 1:06:03
  look whatever what do I know I've never written a we were owed we were owed that
• 1:06:08
  we were owed some good movies that's not true I have written screenplays they
• 1:06:11
  just never got turned into anything yeah and never will not my calling might be
• 1:06:16
  yours not mine who's got the energy not me was you [ __ ] chopping down trees
• 1:06:20
  and painting my house and I'm I'm I'm too busy turning down Batman for sex
• 1:06:28
  no [ __ ] we got a we got to film for that oh we do we I've got to do the audio for
• 1:06:33
  that that's waiting on me isn't it I'm a [ __ ] dick uh it's waiting on all of
• 1:06:37
  us let's be honest that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope
• 1:06:41
  you enjoyed the show if you enjoyed it then please
• 1:06:45
  subscribe and item to receive episodes
• 1:06:49
  automatically we'll see you next time