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- 1:45Speaker 4: Baseball season lead, and we go where the news of
- 1:48Speaker 4: the day takes us, and that would be Chavez Ravine,
- 1:53Speaker 4: better known mis Dodger stating the hill over top downtown
- 1:58Speaker 4: Los Angeles where show he.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Oh Tani went cup pow.
- 2:02Speaker 4: No, that wasn't the longest home run. It wasn't the
- 2:05Speaker 4: longest home run in the world, but it was a
- 2:07Speaker 4: tie breaking walk off dinger in the ninth inning on
- 2:12Speaker 4: the bobble Head Night.
- 2:15Speaker 3: More on that later, Mite talk about people being addicted, And.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Just like that, the Dodgers unbeaten streak continues to start
- 2:23Speaker 4: the year, the big Blue wrecking Crew over the pathetic
- 2:28Speaker 4: Atlanta Braves. Those are the Atlanta Braves of my youth.
- 2:31Speaker 4: The Braves lose against six to five, the Blue Crew
- 2:34Speaker 4: spotting Atlanta five runs and then clawed back. And I
- 2:40Speaker 4: can only imagine the Atlanta Braves broadcasters who must have thought, oh,
- 2:45Speaker 4: five nothing. You know how rare it is to blow
- 2:47Speaker 4: a five nothing leads. Last time I remember a team
- 2:49Speaker 4: blowing a five nothing lead, it was the New York
- 2:51Speaker 4: Yankees in Game five of the World Series. I'm just saying,
- 2:55Speaker 4: so the Dodgers are eight. No, if that sounds good,
- 2:58Speaker 4: well it is. It's great to start ever by a
- 3:00Speaker 4: defending World Series champions. So I as we'll just stop
- 3:03Speaker 4: the season right now and just give the Dodgers another championship.
- 3:06Speaker 3: I'm told they will not be doing that.
- 3:08Speaker 4: But six of the dodgers eight wins have been agonizing
- 3:12Speaker 4: for the opponent. They've fallen behind, they've come back and
- 3:15Speaker 4: won those games. And the great Rick Monday mo Monday
- 3:19Speaker 4: back when I was allowed out at Dodger games, that
- 3:21Speaker 4: was buddies with Rick Monday. And Rick has said that
- 3:24Speaker 4: the problem the teams have playing the Dodgers is the
- 3:27Speaker 4: games are too long. If the games were five innings,
- 3:30Speaker 4: they would have a shot. But that six, seventh, eighth,
- 3:34Speaker 4: ninth inning, that's the problem for the teams playing the Dodgers.
- 3:38Speaker 3: The game's just too long. Now.
- 3:39Speaker 4: However, as much as I would like to give you
- 3:42Speaker 4: Dodger propaganda, you gotta understand where my roots are.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Now.
- 3:46Speaker 4: You understand if you've been with me on the Overnight Show,
- 3:50Speaker 4: that the better story is in the losing locker room
- 3:56Speaker 4: and as I check my notes here, there is no
- 3:58Speaker 4: better story in baseball right now than Atlanta if you
- 4:03Speaker 4: like the agony of defeat.
- 4:05Speaker 3: The Atlanta Braves starting their.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Season on the West Coast, beautiful San Diego, America's finest city,
- 4:11Speaker 4: and then driving up I five to Chavez Ravine Dodger Stadium,
- 4:16Speaker 4: and the Atlanta Braves with their tail between their legs,
- 4:20Speaker 4: getting on a chartered flight, a luxury cross country flight
- 4:25Speaker 4: back to the South, and they are ohen seven for
- 4:30Speaker 4: the first time since they opened to nine. It wasn't
- 4:34Speaker 4: I say, it wasn't that long ago. It's been almost
- 4:36Speaker 4: ten years. Twenty sixteen was the last time. Holy Tommy
- 4:39Speaker 4: and Atlanta.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Wow.
- 4:41Speaker 4: No team in Major League Baseball history has ever made
- 4:45Speaker 4: the playoffs after starting oh and seven.
- 4:48Speaker 3: It has never happened.
- 4:49Speaker 4: In fact, it's been over forty years since a team
- 4:52Speaker 4: that started oh and seven finished with a winning record,
- 4:56Speaker 4: So even that hasn't happened in a minute, in a
- 5:00Speaker 4: pretty long minute. That's by my math, two generations since
- 5:04Speaker 4: that happened. Now, the Natives are restless, as you might imagine,
- 5:08Speaker 4: the fans calling for manager Brian Snicker to be fired.
- 5:13Speaker 3: They want a.
- 5:14Speaker 4: Pound of flesh, and they hadn't even played a home game.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Their home opener is on Friday in Atlanta. So let
- 5:22Speaker 4: us discuss the question for the esteem panel as we
- 5:27Speaker 4: go to Dante's Inferno. Is manager Brian Snicker in danger
- 5:35Speaker 4: of being whacked by the Braves? So I've got shovel,
- 5:41Speaker 4: chateau and riverboat gamblers, and we will put all of
- 5:47Speaker 4: these things together and we're gonna make Sweet Loue lemon
- 5:51Speaker 4: pepper wings. My good friend Rob Parker tells me that
- 5:55Speaker 4: there is a ballet in Atlanta that has the greatest
- 6:00Speaker 4: wings there and just a really good show, good dancers
- 6:03Speaker 4: there at that ballet. All right, So a to answer
- 6:06Speaker 4: the question, is manager Brian Snicker in danger of being
- 6:10Speaker 4: whacked by the Braves? You do not have to be
- 6:13Speaker 4: a baseball savant to know the answer is three letters.
- 6:18Speaker 3: It's can I get a Y? Can I get an E?
- 6:19Speaker 3: And can I get an S? Yes.
- 6:21Speaker 4: In the history of the Braves, every manager who has
- 6:25Speaker 4: started zero and seven or worse has been pink slipped
- 6:28Speaker 4: within a year, most of them in season. Now Brian Snicker,
- 6:32Speaker 4: by my analysis, I took out the Van diagram here.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Now Snicker has a little more wiggle room, just a little.
- 6:39Speaker 4: More wiggle room here, because he was the manager of
- 6:43Speaker 4: the World Series winning twenty twenty one Braves. They were
- 6:47Speaker 4: really America's team that year. Remember they beat the Cheatings
- 6:51Speaker 4: one one thousand and two one thousand holes in that
- 6:54Speaker 4: World Series. Now that goodwill only buys you a little more.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Time, just a teeny weeny.
- 7:02Speaker 4: Bit of more time, like this homestead. All right, Braves
- 7:06Speaker 4: are going home.
- 7:07Speaker 3: They get the home opener on Friday.
- 7:09Speaker 4: And if they get mollywopped at home, and this thing continues,
- 7:13Speaker 4: and we get up to oh and ten and oh
- 7:16Speaker 4: and eleven and twelve, and at that point it's turn
- 7:21Speaker 4: at the last, the parties over.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Bye bye.
- 7:25Speaker 4: He'll be excommunicated. Somebody has to pay the price. Now,
- 7:29Speaker 4: typically in modern baseball, they don't do that. That's old school.
- 7:33Speaker 4: That's when I was a kid. You just fire managers.
- 7:37Speaker 4: You had a bad two weeks, fire the manager. That's
- 7:39Speaker 4: how they did it. The nerds don't. They don't do
- 7:42Speaker 4: that because the nerds just have middlemen. The nerds don't
- 7:46Speaker 4: care because if you just fire the manager, you're just
- 7:48Speaker 4: going to replace the manager with another yes person. Now
- 7:51Speaker 4: that being said, that being said, the malor advice. The
- 7:57Speaker 4: think tank has been activated to help the Atlanta baseball team.
- 8:01Speaker 4: So if you find yourself in a hole, and make
- 8:05Speaker 4: no mistake, the Atlanta Braves find themselves in all. So
- 8:08Speaker 4: if you find yourself in a hole, you put the
- 8:11Speaker 4: shovel down and stop digging. You just tossed the shovel away,
- 8:14Speaker 4: and stop digging. And may I recommend a nice sturdy
- 8:17Speaker 4: ladder a rope that would also help get yourself out
- 8:20Speaker 4: of the hole. But really it's just baby steps, right,
- 8:22Speaker 4: baby steps. I'm gonna be Benny Brightside. Now I'm not
- 8:26Speaker 4: in Atlanta Braves, So now I am of the generation.
- 8:29Speaker 4: I grew up watching the superstation in the afternoon and
- 8:33Speaker 4: I'd scurry home from school.
- 8:34Speaker 3: I was a bad student. Watched the Atlanta Braves and they.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Were terrible, But I watched them because I like baseball
- 8:42Speaker 4: and it was the thing to do before the internet,
- 8:44Speaker 4: and so I watched them a lot. But I'm not
- 8:45Speaker 4: a Braves fan, but I am Benny bright Side. This
- 8:48Speaker 4: will be a historical turnaround the Atlanta Braves.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Mark my words.
- 8:55Speaker 4: The Atlanta Braves are going to the playoffs, even despite
- 8:58Speaker 4: starting zero and seven, and no team has ever done
- 9:02Speaker 4: that has ever made the playoffs after starting on seven.
- 9:06Speaker 4: It has also never been easier to make the playoffs
- 9:09Speaker 4: when starting on seven. You see baseball keeps adding more
- 9:13Speaker 4: teams to the playoffs. There are now two wildcard teams.
- 9:16Speaker 4: The Braves have only played four point three percent of
- 9:20Speaker 4: the schedule. Four point three percent of the schedule. That's
- 9:25Speaker 4: it you need. By my math, the sweet spot number
- 9:29Speaker 4: is ninety wins. Eighty nine wins gets you in the
- 9:32Speaker 4: playoffs last year, but that was last year. So you
- 9:35Speaker 4: got to find a way to win ninety games. And
- 9:38Speaker 4: there are so many crap bag teams in baseball that
- 9:41Speaker 4: aren't even trying. There are certainly, at the very minimum
- 9:47Speaker 4: sixty wins right there. So you got to win another
- 9:49Speaker 4: thirty against halfway decent opponents. That is more than manageable.
- 9:54Speaker 4: Now turning the page, the Dodgers, the talk of baseball,
- 9:59Speaker 4: the machine, the juggernaut. Very annoying to the trolls who
- 10:03Speaker 4: used to bust my balls about the Dodgers back in
- 10:05Speaker 4: the day.
- 10:05Speaker 3: You got no material, no material.
- 10:08Speaker 4: One of the stories I saw about the Dodgers, there
- 10:11Speaker 4: was a lengthy write up behind a paywall on the
- 10:14Speaker 4: Athletic The old gray Lady there owns it the New
- 10:17Speaker 4: York Times, but the Dodgers Mookie Bets. There was a
- 10:20Speaker 4: story about who's the greatest athlete between Mookie Bets and Otani.
- 10:25Speaker 4: Mookie Bets shockingly said that he is a better athlete
- 10:29Speaker 4: than show. Hey, Otani says, not even close. So how
- 10:32Speaker 4: does that one strike you? So right away You're like, well,
- 10:36Speaker 4: Mookie's pumping his chest out right. He's a two sports star.
- 10:39Speaker 4: He's a baseball star and a bowling star.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Hello bowling.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Now, I realize bowling is the number one participation sport.
- 10:50Speaker 4: It is also done while consuming massive amounts.
- 10:53Speaker 3: Of pizza and beer.
- 10:56Speaker 4: But I would argue, deep down, does it even matter
- 10:58Speaker 4: who's better? It's it's like picking between a mega yacht.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Do I want to go in my mega yacht or
- 11:04Speaker 4: my chateau on the French Riviera. Either way, you're doing
- 11:09Speaker 4: all right. You're gonna have jaw dropping Mediterranean views. You're
- 11:13Speaker 4: doing pretty good. Now, Shoo Tani is my my pick
- 11:17Speaker 4: to click on this right Shoeyotan is the guy who
- 11:20Speaker 4: can pull you out of a burning car, can then
- 11:23Speaker 4: throw you on his back, and then run and jump
- 11:29Speaker 4: through an obstacle course while carrying you on his back
- 11:33Speaker 4: and then swim across a large body of water.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Like the Mississippi River.
- 11:38Speaker 4: And since everything is a reality show, why doesn't Netflix
- 11:42Speaker 4: the way Who's a Better Athlete off season challenge a
- 11:46Speaker 4: docu series between Mookie Bets and Shoeyotan.
- 11:51Speaker 3: I'm sure there'll be ten people that will watch that,
- 11:53Speaker 3: all right.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Anyway, last word, money, money, many big money, big money
- 11:58Speaker 4: flying around. If you have not noticed in the last
- 12:02Speaker 4: twenty four hours or so, Jackson Merrill of the undefeated
- 12:06Speaker 4: padres to tell Marte.
- 12:09Speaker 3: Of the Diamondbacks, who just beat up the Yankees.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Again, and Christian Campbell, who's been in the Major leagues
- 12:15Speaker 4: for a week for the Red Sox, have all agreed
- 12:18Speaker 4: to multi year, massive contract extensions. So what does all
- 12:26Speaker 4: that say to you? Was it all young players? Some
- 12:30Speaker 4: have been successful, more successful. Campbell's barely played in the
- 12:34Speaker 4: major leagues, Merrill had great success last year, to tell
- 12:37Speaker 4: Marte's put up some big numbers early in his career
- 12:39Speaker 4: for Arizona.
- 12:40Speaker 3: So it tells us you got a lot of riverboat
- 12:45Speaker 3: gamblers in baseball.
- 12:47Speaker 4: It's all the rates, the Triple Crown, it's cost efficiency,
- 12:51Speaker 4: its team stability.
- 12:53Speaker 3: It's fan engagement.
- 12:54Speaker 4: Now you lock in the young players, you have them
- 12:56Speaker 4: at a fixed rate, and the argument is you're gonna save.
- 12:59Speaker 3: Money for the long run.
- 13:01Speaker 4: You build your core players and then fill out the
- 13:04Speaker 4: roster around the core players. And fans love homegrown town. Oh,
- 13:09Speaker 4: they get so horny for that. Now the entire industry, though,
- 13:13Speaker 4: has gone this way. It's a power of group think.
- 13:17Speaker 4: And I'm convinced they all got together and they watched
- 13:20Speaker 4: the same webinar and it's like the Lion King a
- 13:24Speaker 4: COONa matata, a COONa matata.
- 13:28Speaker 3: I'm talking about Ronald Lacuna Junior.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Remember he signed that eight year contract for one hundred
- 13:33Speaker 4: million dollars with the Bravos. It was twenty nineteen, I believe,
- 13:40Speaker 4: I think I'm right on that. Anyway, the deal averages
- 13:43Speaker 4: like twelve and a half million a year, and that's
- 13:46Speaker 4: chump change in baseball. And if not for that deal,
- 13:50Speaker 4: Akuna would be making thirty five forty forty five million
- 13:54Speaker 4: dollars a year. But as always these contracts, the latest
- 13:58Speaker 4: one is given out. It is risk versus reward. And
- 14:01Speaker 4: I gave you three examples. Jackson Merrill could tell Marte
- 14:04Speaker 4: and Christian Campbell. One of those guys will be fine,
- 14:08Speaker 4: one of them will be average, and one of them
- 14:09Speaker 4: will be terrible and won't make it and have you
- 14:14Speaker 4: success over the full contract.
- 14:15Speaker 3: The risk is always that a player will not live.
- 14:18Speaker 4: Up to expectations or they will just have their career
- 14:20Speaker 4: ravaged by injury. The reward is obviously that you have
- 14:24Speaker 4: the next Ronald Lacuna Junior and you have an MVP
- 14:27Speaker 4: and the player is a star. And it's all about
- 14:31Speaker 4: the nerdnalytics better known as analytics and more, minimizing risk.
- 14:36Speaker 3: And all this stuff.
- 14:37Speaker 4: And they throw that out there and people get all
- 14:38Speaker 4: excitedn't they. Well, if the computer says it, it must be.
- 14:42Speaker 3: It must be. Try computers right there, it's in the computer. Okay,
- 14:46Speaker 3: thank you very much.
- 14:47Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 14:50Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
- 14:53Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
- 14:56Speaker 4: And our lead this hour from the Queen's Things are
- 15:01Speaker 4: getting naughty in the Natty. You see what I did there,
- 15:07Speaker 4: called the natty, And then you mix the word noddy
- 15:10Speaker 4: in and you put the two together.
- 15:12Speaker 3: And then it sounds kind of interesting.
- 15:14Speaker 4: So if you haven't been following. I know there'll be
- 15:16Speaker 4: a quiz later, perhaps not. Let me give you the
- 15:20Speaker 4: condensed recap, the thumbnail recap of the events. So there
- 15:25Speaker 4: is a defensive end who puts up really good stats
- 15:28Speaker 4: on a dog food defense. Trey Hendrickson, who came out
- 15:33Speaker 4: chastising the Bengals executive vice president Katie Blackburn and her
- 15:40Speaker 4: recent comments on his contract negotiation with the Cincinnati Bungals,
- 15:47Speaker 4: now Hendrickson, framing his emotion as disappointed and confused.
- 15:54Speaker 3: There was disappointment and confusion.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Now Blackburn, here's what she said this week at the
- 16:00Speaker 4: NFL sore A in West Palm Beach. At the Breakers
- 16:05Speaker 4: Resort were the cheapest rooms fifteen hundred dollars a night.
- 16:10Speaker 4: So she said, I think he, meaning Trey Hendrickson, should
- 16:16Speaker 4: be happy at certain rates that maybe he doesn't think
- 16:20Speaker 4: he'd be happy at. Quote continues, I think some of
- 16:24Speaker 4: it is on him to be happy at some point
- 16:27Speaker 4: and if he's not, she stated, you know that's what
- 16:32Speaker 4: holds it up sometimes. So you know it takes him
- 16:36Speaker 4: to say yes something. And also we have all the
- 16:39Speaker 4: respect in the world for him. Lost that ind at
- 16:42Speaker 4: the end. Now Hendrickson responded on a YouTuber show, The
- 16:47Speaker 4: Fat McAfee YouTube show, saying that communication has been poor
- 16:53Speaker 4: over the last couple of months, and then he cranked
- 16:56Speaker 4: up the volume a little bit. He says, I would
- 16:58Speaker 4: have been willing to sign three years ago. Hendrickson said
- 17:01Speaker 4: two years ago, and this year it was communicated, according
- 17:06Speaker 4: to Hendrickson to him that we would get something done
- 17:10Speaker 4: this year. I kind of treat it like a house
- 17:13Speaker 4: now the players said, house values have gone up close.
- 17:17Speaker 4: Quote all right, so let us discuss Trey Hendrickson saying
- 17:20Speaker 4: that the Bengals big shot this Katie Blackburn heard comments
- 17:24Speaker 4: about his contract were disappointing and confusing. The verbiage he used,
- 17:31Speaker 4: can you please decode this message? So my observations, I've
- 17:36Speaker 4: got Spengali, effect, mountaineer, and fruitcake, and we will combine
- 17:43Speaker 4: all of these things together, all of them, and we
- 17:47Speaker 4: are going to make a wonderful, wonderful fruit pie is
- 17:54Speaker 4: what we're gonna make, all right, So num burr, that's right,
- 18:00Speaker 4: numb Burn.
- 18:03Speaker 3: So Kennie Blackburn is.
- 18:04Speaker 4: The woman who's really running the Bengals, and she launched
- 18:08Speaker 4: in to the opening salvo in this So she started
- 18:14Speaker 4: the fire essentially calling Hendrickson greedy, and that opened up
- 18:20Speaker 4: the floodgates. And so now the player is counterattacking if
- 18:24Speaker 4: you're keeping score at home or at work, and the
- 18:27Speaker 4: Bengals brass again igniting the spark, and now the wildfire
- 18:33Speaker 4: is expanding and the player is coming in here and
- 18:37Speaker 4: he's attempting to use the bully Pulpid and the people
- 18:43Speaker 4: that are fanboys and trying to weaponize the fanboys with
- 18:49Speaker 4: these Bengali effects. Okay, so it's a mind trick where
- 18:53Speaker 4: you deputize the zombie Bengal fan base to put pressure
- 18:59Speaker 4: on ownership to pay the money. Right, and Hendrickson is
- 19:04Speaker 4: he's pointing out that these contracts have surge.
- 19:08Speaker 3: It's hard to argue with that. And so where are
- 19:10Speaker 3: we at right now?
- 19:11Speaker 4: We do the show today, and today, at this hour,
- 19:16Speaker 4: we are three weeks away from the NFL Draft, and
- 19:19Speaker 4: we are at impasse. And every key indicator, exit polling,
- 19:27Speaker 4: is pointing towards a trade in the days leading up
- 19:31Speaker 4: to or the night of the opening of the NFL
- 19:35Speaker 4: Draft that Henderson will be repackaged and will not.
- 19:38Speaker 3: Play another down for the Cincinnati football team.
- 19:41Speaker 4: Now page two to fill Ladelphia, we go where Fats
- 19:46Speaker 4: and Philly lights himself on fire and screams our name.
- 19:51Speaker 4: So some recent comments from the czar of the Eagles.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Have gone viral. They've gone viral.
- 19:56Speaker 4: How He Roast, the general manager of the Birds, has
- 20:00Speaker 4: publicly stated that the team has a firm policy against
- 20:05Speaker 4: scouting or even considering players who have had a history
- 20:11Speaker 4: of domestic violence. Now, Rossman emphasized the GM there in Philadelphia.
- 20:16Speaker 4: He said it's a non negotiable stance for the ORGANIZAA Sean,
- 20:21Speaker 4: the Eagles executive, said that he won't even watch or
- 20:24Speaker 4: evaluate players, regardless of their talent or how much time
- 20:29Speaker 4: has passed since said incident. Rossman framed it as a
- 20:34Speaker 4: core value of the reigning Super Bowl champion Eagles, noting
- 20:39Speaker 4: that he wants to maintain a locker room environment he'd
- 20:42Speaker 4: feel comfortable with his own children entering without having to
- 20:46Speaker 4: avoid certain players. So the question here on page two,
- 20:51Speaker 4: how would you classify GM Howie Rossman saying the Eagles
- 20:56Speaker 4: are not interested. They won't even scout any players that
- 20:59Speaker 4: have have a domestic violence claim against them on their history.
- 21:05Speaker 3: So here's how I'm gonna frame it.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Howie Rossman is a mountaineer, not a West Virginia mountaineer. Instead,
- 21:13Speaker 4: he's climbed the moral mountain. He's at the very top
- 21:16Speaker 4: of the moral mountain. He's standing on the moral high ground.
- 21:19Speaker 4: It is a very righteous stance, good pr He wants
- 21:23Speaker 4: the world to know that the Birds have commitment to
- 21:25Speaker 4: building a team the right way with high character individual
- 21:28Speaker 4: rah rah rah rah. And you do that, you get
- 21:30Speaker 4: a lot of pats on the back, a lot of that.
- 21:31Speaker 4: Boys get a lot of praise by fans and punits alike.
- 21:34Speaker 4: Everyone says, good job by you. But you have to
- 21:37Speaker 4: look at these things on a case by case basis.
- 21:40Speaker 3: What are you an ogre?
- 21:41Speaker 4: You want domestic violence people in your No, I don't.
- 21:45Speaker 4: I don't, but you do have to use nuance. And
- 21:47Speaker 4: here's why it gets very complicated. And one thing that
- 21:50Speaker 4: I've learned as I've gotten older, and there are studies
- 21:53Speaker 4: that back this up, that you gotta go case by
- 21:57Speaker 4: case because roughly twenty to thirty five percent of reported
- 22:04Speaker 4: domestic violence claims are false and those those are the
- 22:09Speaker 4: ones involving custody about people get dirty when it gets
- 22:13Speaker 4: when children are involved and it's their children, it gets
- 22:17Speaker 4: nasty and people will accuse others of horrendous things because
- 22:24Speaker 4: they know that they're going to get the benefit of
- 22:26Speaker 4: the doubt from from law enforcement, and at least initially
- 22:30Speaker 4: they will be an arrest, and then there'll be an
- 22:32Speaker 4: investigation to see if the claim has married. So you
- 22:36Speaker 4: can't just blindly say, well, this guy had this on
- 22:38Speaker 4: the resumetion on the resume. You have to look at
- 22:40Speaker 4: the claim to find out whether or not it's got
- 22:44Speaker 4: actual some actual foundation to it. But as far as
- 22:48Speaker 4: the Eagles having the moral high ground, even that I
- 22:51Speaker 4: take with the grain of salt, and the reason my
- 22:55Speaker 4: supporting evidence that I'm skeptical is defensive tackle Jalen Carter.
- 23:00Speaker 4: Now Jalen Carter was charged with reckless driving and racing
- 23:05Speaker 4: in connection with a fatal drag race that killed his
- 23:10Speaker 4: college team any, an offensive lineman at Georgia, and a
- 23:14Speaker 4: staff member for the Georgia Bulldogs. And the evidence showed
- 23:18Speaker 4: that the vehicles were switching lanes, driving opposite lanes in
- 23:21Speaker 4: the boondocks of Georgia, and they were going over one
- 23:25Speaker 4: hundred miles an hour trying to out distance each other,
- 23:28Speaker 4: and then Carter left the scene and the incident occurred
- 23:32Speaker 4: hours after the Georgia Bulldogs celebrated their.
- 23:35Speaker 3: Back to back national championship.
- 23:38Speaker 4: Carter I believe also was not all that truthful when
- 23:42Speaker 4: they finally tracked him down. So Howie Rosman's okay with that.
- 23:46Speaker 4: He had no problem with his kids hanging out with him.
- 23:49Speaker 4: Guy's dad buried and two people are as a result
- 23:54Speaker 4: of that. He's okay with that.
- 23:56Speaker 3: But he's on the moral high ground all right now.
- 23:58Speaker 4: Final point cansa city we go, the city.
- 24:03Speaker 3: Of Fountains where Patrick Mahomes.
- 24:07Speaker 4: And the Chiefs are said to me making a push.
- 24:10Speaker 4: Push it back to that, push it back good. The
- 24:13Speaker 4: Chiefs are making a push to be a permanent fixture
- 24:17Speaker 4: on Christmas. They want to own the Christmas holiday in
- 24:23Speaker 4: the NFL. Anows there will be three Christmas Games this
- 24:26Speaker 4: year in twenty twenty five, but the Chiefs have said,
- 24:30Speaker 4: we want to be part of this every year.
- 24:33Speaker 3: We want to host a Christmas game every year. Do
- 24:37Speaker 3: you like it or not? Do you like it or not?
- 24:41Speaker 4: So we approve this message. We'll put this in the
- 24:43Speaker 4: light category. Kansas City wants to be akin to gingerbread,
- 24:48Speaker 4: cookies and fruitcake.
- 24:50Speaker 3: When it comes to December twenty fifth, they can anchor
- 24:53Speaker 3: the holiday.
- 24:54Speaker 4: And when I think of Thanksgiving, for example, I think
- 24:58Speaker 4: of I think a little stuffing, I think of pumpkin pie, cranberrys,
- 25:05Speaker 4: I think Cranberry's, and then I think of watching the
- 25:08Speaker 4: Lions and the Cowboys play other teams. So that's what
- 25:13Speaker 4: I think of when I think of Thanksgiving. The Chiefs
- 25:16Speaker 4: want to be that when it comes to Christmas. Now
- 25:20Speaker 4: there is more to the story. And what is that
- 25:24Speaker 4: more to the story.
- 25:25Speaker 3: There's a sneaky alternative motive in play here for Kansas City.
- 25:30Speaker 3: Let me give you my elevator pitch. Why.
- 25:33Speaker 4: I think there's some other things involved here with the
- 25:36Speaker 4: Chiefs trying to host a Christmas game every year because
- 25:39Speaker 4: it guarantees if you're gonna play on Christmas. The playoffs
- 25:44Speaker 4: normally start the first week in January. That's typically how
- 25:50Speaker 4: the NFL does it. They want the Super Bowl to
- 25:52Speaker 4: finish up in mid February, so in order to have
- 25:56Speaker 4: enough playoff games and all that, you have to start
- 25:59Speaker 4: the first in January. Normally, that's how it works, so
- 26:03Speaker 4: you are if you're playing on Christmas, you're.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Guaranteed to get a home game.
- 26:07Speaker 4: Normally it's a week to go so like now it's
- 26:11Speaker 4: week seventeen. Eventually it'll be week nineteen because it'll be
- 26:15Speaker 4: twenty weeks, two bye weeks, and then eighteen games. But
- 26:18Speaker 4: for now it's week seventeen. And most years you're going
- 26:23Speaker 4: to get a mini bye.
- 26:24Speaker 3: Week because Christmas.
- 26:27Speaker 4: It changes every year and you push it back, and
- 26:30Speaker 4: some years it won't matter. But for at least, what
- 26:33Speaker 4: are we looking at three or four of those years,
- 26:35Speaker 4: You're going to have a little extra time to play with.
- 26:39Speaker 4: You're gonna have a little extra time to play with
- 26:41Speaker 4: going into the final week of the regular season. So
- 26:44Speaker 4: for let's say it's three out of ten years, you're
- 26:47Speaker 4: going to have a competitive advantage if you're good enough
- 26:49Speaker 4: to make the playoffs where you have a mini bye
- 26:51Speaker 4: week and you get a little more rest before the playoffs.
- 26:54Speaker 3: So it's a sneaky move. It's a sneaky move, and
- 26:57Speaker 3: it's also good for branding.
- 26:58Speaker 4: And it's like everything's about the Chiefs right now, even
- 27:01Speaker 4: though they lost the Super Bowl. You think the NFL
- 27:03Speaker 4: is going to say, no, they get at least one
- 27:05Speaker 4: more year of Taylor, Swift and Kelsey unless they put
- 27:08Speaker 4: the kebash on that relationship. And you've got at least,
- 27:12Speaker 4: you would say, five six more years of Patrick Mahomes
- 27:15Speaker 4: at least as.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Kansas City's quarterback. So you're doing all right, You're doing
- 27:20Speaker 3: okay with it.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 27:23Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Here
- 27:26Speaker 2: we go, it's Mallard, Bet we go to the third degree.
- 27:32Speaker 3: This is one big vent gets grilled Koper.
- 27:36Speaker 5: It was confirmed on Tuesday that the NFL has tabled,
- 27:39Speaker 5: rather than rejected, Detroit's proposal to change the playoff seating
- 27:43Speaker 5: so that a wild card team would be seated higher
- 27:45Speaker 5: than a division winner if the wild card team had
- 27:47Speaker 5: a better record.
- 27:48Speaker 6: Now, Ben, do you think there's the chance this happens
- 27:50Speaker 6: down the line?
- 27:51Speaker 4: So the NFL, when they table something, they don't have
- 27:54Speaker 4: enough votes, but they want to get enough votes, right,
- 27:57Speaker 4: So that's what that means.
- 27:58Speaker 3: And I don't believe it's going to.
- 28:00Speaker 4: Happen in my lifetime, and I like to think I'm
- 28:02Speaker 4: gonna live a lot longer. So there's a lot of
- 28:05Speaker 4: the old geezers who don't want this. They've always valued
- 28:08Speaker 4: winning the division. They think that's the most important thing.
- 28:11Speaker 4: So they think it cheapens it if you can win
- 28:13Speaker 4: the division and have to play a road game on
- 28:15Speaker 4: Wildcard weekend. So as long as that mentality is involved
- 28:19Speaker 4: with the Dodo Birds running football, I'm gonna go no.
- 28:22Speaker 3: So I do not believe in our lifetime we will
- 28:25Speaker 3: see that happen.
- 28:26Speaker 5: Next And a surprising new report on Tuesday, it's now
- 28:29Speaker 5: being said that the book isn't closed on Kevin Durant
- 28:33Speaker 5: returning to Phoenix next season.
- 28:35Speaker 6: Then what odds do you give that up happening?
- 28:37Speaker 3: So I'm gonna tell you when the book's going to close, Coop.
- 28:39Speaker 4: First of all, the book's going to close what the
- 28:41Speaker 4: NBA has got about two more weeks in the season,
- 28:44Speaker 4: the regular season. The Suns aren't making the playoffs, so
- 28:46Speaker 4: that's when the book's gonna close.
- 28:48Speaker 3: But Kevin Durant is a wanderer.
- 28:51Speaker 4: He's a vagabond, is what he is, right, He's a nomad.
- 28:55Speaker 4: He travels around. So he will be done in Phoenix.
- 29:00Speaker 4: He's not gonna be back there. He'll go to his
- 29:02Speaker 4: next outpost on the Dusty Winnemucka road, whether that's Atlanta
- 29:06Speaker 4: or New York or Golden Back, the Golden Stand on.
- 29:09Speaker 3: That's gonna happen, But he'll he'll land up somewhere.
- 29:11Speaker 4: Else and that'll be the big story that'll drive sports
- 29:13Speaker 4: talk radio.
- 29:14Speaker 3: In the summer. But no, he's not. He's not going
- 29:18Speaker 3: back to Phoenix.
- 29:18Speaker 4: That's I'd be stunned if he goes back to the
- 29:20Speaker 4: Sucks next.
- 29:22Speaker 5: After the Timberwolves and Nuggets double overtime thriller on Tuesday,
- 29:25Speaker 5: a lot of fans were begging the basketball gods for
- 29:27Speaker 5: another Minnesota Denver series in the playoffs. Ben, what potential
- 29:31Speaker 5: playoff matchup would you look forward to the most?
- 29:34Speaker 4: Well, you're not gonna like my answer, Coop, because and
- 29:36Speaker 4: he just fail me right now, but it would be exception.
- 29:41Speaker 4: It would be arousing to have the Battle of La
- 29:45Speaker 4: the people's team, the.
- 29:46Speaker 3: Clippers versus Luca Hukah Luca and the Lakers.
- 29:50Speaker 4: How dramatic, How electrifying would that be? And how jaw
- 29:53Speaker 4: dropping will it be when the Clippers win that playoff series?
- 29:56Speaker 4: But that would be the one they haven't played in
- 29:58Speaker 4: the playoffs. There is a shot, depending on how it
- 30:01Speaker 4: finishes up the last couple of weeks here of the
- 30:03Speaker 4: regular season, that we'll get Clippers and Lakers at some
- 30:06Speaker 4: point in the playoffs.
- 30:06Speaker 3: So I am all for it.
- 30:07Speaker 6: How did we do? You failed this vision?
- 30:09Speaker 3: I knew it.
- 30:10Speaker 4: You were such a houseman, you were such a fanboy,
- 30:12Speaker 4: ben boy, f boy, fanboy, fanboy.
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- 30:56Speaker 3: The mic over to Coop. But before we do that, Coop,
- 30:59Speaker 3: we have an on air meet meeting here, the Malor
- 31:01Speaker 3: Meet and Greet.
- 31:02Speaker 4: The first one we're doing here in twenty twenty five
- 31:04Speaker 4: is in Vancouver in British Columbia. And I think we
- 31:08Speaker 4: have a date. Do we have a date now, Cooper?
- 31:10Speaker 4: We agreed on a date. We have a date, we
- 31:12Speaker 4: have a venue. We can't give out the venue.
- 31:14Speaker 3: Yet, but we have a date, yes, I believe so,
- 31:16Speaker 3: and what is that date?
- 31:17Speaker 4: It's it's going to be not the normal normally we
- 31:20Speaker 4: do these on Friday or Saturday, but it's not going
- 31:22Speaker 4: to be on one of those days.
- 31:22Speaker 3: Which days are going to.
- 31:23Speaker 6: Be May ninth, So May Thursday.
- 31:28Speaker 4: That is a Thursday, Yes, that is a Thursday night,
- 31:31Speaker 4: and we will all get.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Together, so hopefully you boys can make it.
- 31:36Speaker 4: We've been on and off the radio in Vancouver for
- 31:38Speaker 4: many many years.
- 31:39Speaker 3: The show has I know, we have some royal meanions.
- 31:42Speaker 4: At one point we actually had a pizza, The Malor
- 31:45Speaker 4: Pizza was named after yours, truly there in Vancouver.
- 31:49Speaker 3: So it's going to be the night of May twenty ninth.
- 31:52Speaker 4: We're going to get down the exact time and we'll
- 31:55Speaker 4: give you the venue once we.
- 31:56Speaker 3: Get that all double and triple confirmed.
- 31:59Speaker 4: But i'd love to Mia, and I think we're also
- 32:01Speaker 4: going to be at a soccer game, believe it or not,
- 32:03Speaker 4: right Cooper, that's also part of the plan.
- 32:05Speaker 6: I don't know what's right the Vancouver white Caps.
- 32:08Speaker 3: I've never been to a professional soccer game before that.
- 32:11Speaker 6: I'm neither of though.
- 32:12Speaker 4: I'm a Virgin so they're gonna PLoP my cherry there.
- 32:15Speaker 4: So that's on that Saturday. So there's a couple of opportunities.
- 32:18Speaker 4: But we'll be there that weekend and hopefully if you're
- 32:20Speaker 4: able to make it. I know a lot of you
- 32:22Speaker 4: in Seattle, I say a lot too. People reached out
- 32:25Speaker 4: to me that a are thinking about going, So I
- 32:27Speaker 4: will give you more information.
- 32:28Speaker 3: And Big Lou from the LBC's planning on flying in
- 32:31Speaker 3: I think as well. Yes, yes, we get to hang
- 32:34Speaker 3: out with Big Lue.
- 32:34Speaker 4: All right, let's go over to Coop for the reading
- 32:36Speaker 4: of the questions on ask Band.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Your questions are answers, All right.
- 32:40Speaker 5: Ben, We're gonna start off with a question from Ferg
- 32:43Speaker 5: dog Hi.
- 32:44Speaker 6: Ferg, Yes, he would like to know.
- 32:47Speaker 5: Are you a fan of shower bathtub combos or do
- 32:50Speaker 5: you think they're death traps?
- 32:53Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't like the shower bathtub combo.
- 32:56Speaker 4: I grew up with them, I added my entire lit
- 33:00Speaker 4: I don't need their death traps because I'm not old
- 33:03Speaker 4: enough when I get to a certain age.
- 33:05Speaker 3: The amount of people that break their hips in the
- 33:07Speaker 3: shower is fascinating. It's a very scary number. But I
- 33:12Speaker 3: don't like them.
- 33:13Speaker 4: If you can have a separate bath and shower, that's
- 33:17Speaker 4: the way to go, obviously. And I'm also a big
- 33:19Speaker 4: believer in not used to me, the bath is not
- 33:23Speaker 4: where you clean yourself. You take a shower, a quick shower,
- 33:27Speaker 4: then a bath to enjoy the bath.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Okay, So I don't like the people.
- 33:32Speaker 4: That think they take a bath and they're cleaned because
- 33:34Speaker 4: you're just bathing your filthy thought. No, but I'll what
- 33:39Speaker 4: I do is I take a quick shower and then
- 33:41Speaker 4: I get in the bath. That's my move, So I
- 33:44Speaker 4: feel like it's not I'm not as dirty, then I'm
- 33:46Speaker 4: clean already.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Is that just for me?
- 33:49Speaker 6: Or is that I think it was for everybody?
- 33:51Speaker 3: All right, Lorena?
- 33:52Speaker 6: Yeah, I was just talking to Cooop about this the
- 33:54Speaker 6: other day.
- 33:54Speaker 7: I refuse to take baths in my shower because it's
- 33:58Speaker 7: all in one and it absolutely disgusts me. So I
- 34:01Speaker 7: would prefer separate.
- 34:03Speaker 3: Gotcha cool?
- 34:05Speaker 5: I don't take baths, so I would just I would
- 34:07Speaker 5: rather it be a large shower.
- 34:10Speaker 3: You're missing out, coup, a nice bubble bath. Not bad.
- 34:13Speaker 3: What's next? Where we got?
- 34:15Speaker 2: All? Right?
- 34:16Speaker 6: This is a question. It's kind of kind of related.
- 34:19Speaker 6: It's from Lady Sideburns.
- 34:21Speaker 3: Hi, Lady Sideburns says.
- 34:23Speaker 5: I'm asking this again because it has yet to be addressed,
- 34:25Speaker 5: even though I'm pretty sure I've asked it, but maybe not.
- 34:28Speaker 6: Crew.
- 34:29Speaker 5: How often do you change out your bath towel daily?
- 34:32Speaker 5: Weekly or do you wait until it starts to smell
- 34:34Speaker 5: like onions?
- 34:36Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 34:37Speaker 4: So when I was a bachelor, the idea of changing
- 34:42Speaker 4: a bath towel was when it started to get mold
- 34:46Speaker 4: and bacteria on it, right, then you would change it
- 34:50Speaker 4: and all that stuff.
- 34:50Speaker 3: But and now this is some marrit and stuff. It's
- 34:53Speaker 3: it's usually once a once a week, usually once a week.
- 34:57Speaker 3: What about you, Lorena, I do every.
- 35:01Speaker 7: Three four showers. I washed my towel and I'll always
- 35:05Speaker 7: hang it up.
- 35:05Speaker 3: After How many showers do you take a day? Well,
- 35:10Speaker 3: that depends, so it could be every other day.
- 35:12Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no, no, it's usually about three days.
- 35:15Speaker 6: It's usually it's about three rounds.
- 35:18Speaker 3: You have a rotation, yeah, I have multiple towels, so
- 35:21Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
- 35:22Speaker 6: Okay, I'd say once a week.
- 35:24Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine. What's a week?
- 35:26Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think that's fine.
- 35:28Speaker 3: It is perfectly fine.
- 35:29Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
- 35:30Speaker 3: You're out voted two to one. You lose, you get nothing.
- 35:35Speaker 3: What's next?
- 35:36Speaker 6: All right? The next question ASKPN.
- 35:39Speaker 3: Your questions are answers hashtag ask Ben. This is nothing
- 35:43Speaker 3: nothing like the mail bag.
- 35:44Speaker 6: On Sunday on the Fifth Hour podcast going nothing like it.
- 35:47Speaker 6: And this is from shaneon Des Moines.
- 35:48Speaker 3: Hi.
- 35:49Speaker 5: Shane, he wants to know for everyone in the crew,
- 35:51Speaker 5: when was the last time you smoked a cigar?
- 35:57Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever smoked. This guy. When I
- 35:59Speaker 3: was see, when I was younger, my one of my buddies,
- 36:03Speaker 3: you know, I had the kid. You know, the big
- 36:05Speaker 3: announcement was the cigar. They were all smoking, but I didn't.
- 36:08Speaker 4: I didn't partake, So I don't. I've never smoked the
- 36:11Speaker 4: scrub I've had. I actually have some cigars.
- 36:13Speaker 3: I don't. I've never smoke. What about you, Lorena.
- 36:15Speaker 7: Yeah, I bought one when I went to the Caribbean,
- 36:19Speaker 7: just to buy a cigar because they had the hand
- 36:21Speaker 7: rolled ones. But I have never smoked one besides the
- 36:23Speaker 7: bubblegum cigars.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did those back and that's yeah. I
- 36:27Speaker 3: was good.
- 36:27Speaker 6: But you have a baby and they give you the
- 36:29Speaker 6: little cigars.
- 36:30Speaker 1: How cute?
- 36:32Speaker 3: Yes, my buddies gave me a real cigar. What about your.
- 36:35Speaker 6: Cooper, I've never smoked a cigar.
- 36:38Speaker 3: There you go, we're such losers right enough here they
- 36:42Speaker 3: don't smoke a cigar.
- 36:43Speaker 7: They're not real bad people just turned off their radios.
- 36:47Speaker 3: Never to listen again. We're screwed.
- 36:49Speaker 6: This is an interesting one. The King Rory, Hi, Rory.
- 36:53Speaker 6: He wants to know do you put your socks or
- 36:55Speaker 6: pants on? First?
- 36:57Speaker 7: Great question?
- 36:59Speaker 4: Yes, it's then sock, pants, then suck. It's always been
- 37:03Speaker 4: pants for a sock ticket, Lorena.
- 37:05Speaker 7: I usually always have my socks already on, so I
- 37:09Speaker 7: my feet are always cold, so I.
- 37:11Speaker 6: Usually have socks on, don't I don't have it?
- 37:13Speaker 7: Less on the pants, more on the.
- 37:15Speaker 4: Socks, all right.
- 37:17Speaker 6: See, I had a feeling that this was gonna be
- 37:19Speaker 6: the way it was going to be answered. Uh, pants first,
- 37:22Speaker 6: then socks.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the way you do it.
- 37:25Speaker 6: Somehow I knew Lorena was the socks first person.
- 37:29Speaker 4: I feel like without women, they wouldn't sell as many
- 37:32Speaker 4: socks I love, so I feel like the women are
- 37:35Speaker 4: big fans of the socks.
- 37:37Speaker 3: All right, what's next year?
- 37:38Speaker 5: Uh? Chicago Bears twenty four wants to know would you
- 37:43Speaker 5: rather fight one giant leprechaun or five mini clowns.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, five mini clowns. I'd kick them. I kick
- 37:54Speaker 3: them like I was kicking a field goal in the
- 37:56Speaker 3: Super Bowl, and I kick them.
- 37:58Speaker 6: Sir, that's at the station.
- 38:04Speaker 5: What's the name of the bat?
- 38:05Speaker 6: Anyways?
- 38:06Speaker 5: I don't know. That's hard and probably running.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Scream from both from don't be such a girl? What
- 38:12Speaker 3: about you? Coop?
- 38:13Speaker 5: Definitely picking the five mini clowns. Yeah, a giant leprechaun
- 38:17Speaker 5: would be terrifying.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Even a little leprechaun is terrified.
- 38:22Speaker 4: Charms yeah, quick, wait, quick wait, one more, one more,
- 38:27Speaker 4: one more one.
- 38:28Speaker 6: But milkman Mike says that butter or margarine?
- 38:31Speaker 3: Butter baby, Benny the butter Man, what about you loreda.
- 38:35Speaker 6: Butter straight from the cow? Yeah, butter, of course.
- 38:40Speaker 3: What kind of question is that?
- 38:42Speaker 6: Gross?
- 38:43Speaker 4: Seriously, who's picking margarine? Isn't it illegal in Wisconsin anyway,