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74. Andy wrote a fake script for the 1992 film Munchie! (Munchie May!) · Notable Nostalgia

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I'm Ali, I'm Andy, I'm Jeff, and I'm Maria and this is
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notable nostalgia. What's up, nostalgion nerds. Thanks for joining us today.
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I have the whole gang here with me and we have one guest, Anthony.
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Anthony, welcome to the show. Thank you all so much for having
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me here. Okay, yeah, Andy, it's your Anthony's first time joining
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us, and Anthony will give you a second to promote yourself. But I
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wanted to give our listeners a quick rundown of what's happening today and today.
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Well, let's go back a little bit earlier this year when I was on
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Twitter and I saw a movie poster for a movie called Munchie without any context
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behind it, and I shared it to the group chat and I said,
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what do you think this movie is about? Without seeing it? And then
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we all determined that we're going to write some scripts for this without we all
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determined, I think you okay, lady, and I decided that this is
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something that we want to do. We're gonna be borrowing this format from a
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podcast that we really love called Never Seen It, And if you haven't listened
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to it, it's a fantastic podcast. Hosted by comedian Kyle Airs, and
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what he does is he invites comedians on his show to write scripts from movies
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that they've never seen. Since we haven't seen Munchie, that's kind of the
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format we're going with today this week. Andy wrote a script from Munchie and
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we're all going to read it. Now. Before we do that, Anthony,
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fill everybody in about what you're up to. What? Really quick?
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Should we try to explain what the cover is really quick that we saw?
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Sure, go ahead and just button Yeah, Anthony, it's fine. I
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was late. So this is what caught my attention. It's like a little
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monster beast with long ears, has a little leather jacket on. It's like
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a dog creature, I guess. But it's flying on a piece of pizza
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and the I'm assuming it's the family underneath them, all looking up in astonishment,
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and it just has Munchie. So based on that, I have no
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clue what this fucking movie could be about. I don't know't assume. When
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he first showed it to me, I thought it was the movie that Paul
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Rudd plays every time he goes on Conan. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah. It has a good macam vibe. Pretty sure. Yeah, so,
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yeah, it'll be interesting to see what what we've written for this and
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then um, so next week we'll do my script that I wrote, and
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then the following week we're actually gonna watch this movie and review it. So
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we're called this Munchie may Baby. Nobody asked for it, but we're giving
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it. We're a Munchee podcast now. Yeah, so that's what we're up
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to. But Anthony, what are you up to? Hi? I'm Anthony
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O'Neil. You can catch me on Uster Broke the Multiverse and most recently,
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I started a new podcast with two of my favorite friends who are here today.
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It's called The Averagers. It's from Big Door Prize Network, So go
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check it out. We got some great stuff coming out right now because together
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we can. Yeah, for those for those of you who don't listen to
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the end of our episodes, Andy started a new podcast called The Averagers and
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it's a lot of fun and Anthony Aaron there all the time and doing some
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fun characters and improv and yeah, having a blast. Yeah, I'm excited.
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How long have you been doing podcasting for me? I've been doing podcasting
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for We started User Broke the Multiverse like a year and a half ago,
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so about that long. Nice. Yeah, yeah, it's really cool premise.
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So they play tabletop role playing games, but a lot of podcasts are
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just one, like Dungeons and Dragons or Warhammer. What they do is they
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switch it up with different scenarios and different games, and then each season's new
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games. It's pretty cool and a new DM too, Like everyone has to
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pick their own game and then come out with it and be like, Okay,
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I learned this game over two months, thanks for giving me that time.
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Kind of time crunch and uh yeah, here you go. Here's all
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the rules. Yeah, and we kind of make it up as we go
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along too. That's why it's called Oops, she broke the multiverse because we
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don't do anything perfectly. The new season is a Starchrek one and it's fucking
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fantastic. It's really funny. Yeah. Yeah, and then y'all did a
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little spin off, right, yeah, we did do Uh we did the
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Intermentional People's Court and do you join me for an episode on that. It's
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basically, um, this interdimensional court that holds trials for people based on just
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scenarios that we pick at random. Um. We had what was it?
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We had God verse humanity because Betty White, oh mean God going Betty White
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nineties, Yeah, because Betty White died too soon. We had one that
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was um jar jar binks for George Lucas. Yeah, there was that one.
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And then we had one where it was like, um, was it
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tsr or the creator of dungeons and Dragons versus Christianity in the sixties for labeling
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them a satanic cults or whatever. But yeah, it's it's so fun to
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do too. We need to get back into that. That'd be fun.
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Well yeah, yeah, nice, hell yeah, yeah, um wonderful.
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Well, we're glad you're here and we are putting you to work as a
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character in our scripts perfectly. Andy, this is your script, so why
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don't you just take it away? Alrighty, So this one, I'm really
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excited for it. It's fun, it's silly. It's called Munchie A Tale
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of Two Pities richend by Andrew Lipsey. Um Munchie and igors played by this
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all alphabetical Muncie and Igor is played by Ali Wards. So with Munchie and
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Igor, I'm thinking Igor is like kind of like in nineteen fifties, like
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yes, master type person. And then originally for Munchie. I had and
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Andrew Dice Clay, but then I swish him to kind of like a Rodney
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Dangerfield. But if you're not able to do that, feel free to do
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like any kind of cheesy maybe sixties seventies comedian or whatever you feel comfortable doing.
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But that's kind of how I wrote it in my head, but exactly
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yep, and some of the jokes might sound familiar to so I'm narrating it
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Andrew Lipsey. We have David he Is, who I'm assuming on the cover
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is the dad played by Anthony O'Neil. You have a Lyle played by Jeff
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Keller who as the child I'm assuming their child. And then we have Reaward
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playing Rachel, who I'm assuming is the wife from the cover. But I
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again, I've never seen the movie, so I have no freaking clue.
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I love that the poster doesn't have a subtitle, but you does, so
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I'm excited for whatever that entails. Yeah, I'm excited. All right,
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all right, everybody ready, I think, So let's go Page one.
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Baby Munchie was filmed in front of a studio audience a movie, so thanks
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Flafe and Interior Scientist Lab Nighttime fade in. David and Igor are moving frantically
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around the lab, taking measurements, pouring liquid into beakers, things like that.
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Igor has a piece of pizza on one hand. Igor, pay attention.
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This might be the only chance we have for this. Yes, everyone
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called me crazy when I told them I would be able to create the perfect
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animal for protection. Those fools even went as far as firing me for unethical
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experiments. I can't wait to see the look on their stupid faces. David
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stopped and looks up, thinking maniacally, moniacally. I even wrote that,
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and I sucked it up. Did you want it to be maniac lee?
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Or I wanted to be like a maniac? And then his David after that
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too thought what could be better than an animal with the strength of a monkey
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and the speed of a ego? I put that down, you can eat
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that later. Get over here. I need your help, Yes, Master
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a slice of pizza down next to a boiling pot of green liquid. As
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Ego walks towards David, the pizza falls in the pot without him noticing.
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I need you to hold this while I pour all the ingredients in. And
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if everything goes well, in three days, we will have our new pet.
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I was thinking about calling it to Munchy. David nods his head in
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agreeance with his own name idea. Did you hook up the cables to electrical
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boxes, Igor, yes? Master? Did you pick up the little clothes
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from munche Yes? Master, good job, Igor. I think tonight we
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will finally be on night forever in the history books. When people think of
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God, they will think of me, David. God pulls on David Naco.
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Yes, yes, you too, Igor. They hear knocking out the
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door. One second, secret man, military stuff. I have to cover
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it up. Oh, cover up, bunchee. David opens the door slightly,
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and the little kid looks up at him. Yeah. Will you read
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me a bedtime story before I go to sleep? Oh? Sorry, Champ,
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I'd love to, but I'm really busy. Can you ask your mom?
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She already went to sleep, But don't worry. I'll put out her
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cigarette. That's a good boy. Go burst your teeth and get your pajamas
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on. I'll be up there in a few minutes. Okay, they add,
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thanks. Lyle shuts the door and heads up the stairs. I'm fu
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killing it, ego in a few minutes. Go read Lyla's story so I
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can finalize everything. Yes, Master, David is checking gauges, tapping on
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beakers, you know, normal science stuff. Screen phades the black as Ego
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walks out the door, and later that night, Egor walks back into the
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lab. David is still checking wires and temperatures gauges frantically, Thanks, Ego.
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Did Lile fall asleep? Yes? Master, good did you read to
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him? Everybody poops? Yes, Master, I always love that book as
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a child. Okay, I have everything ready. We should be able to
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start the process. Remember, we need to mix everything in perfect order,
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otherwise it won't work. David looks at his own watch. It will be
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ninety eight and exactly thirteen seconds. Are you ready? Yes, Master ten
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nine eight seven, six five four three two onetten stock pouring now. As
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Ego starts pouring the green, David turns a large switch to the upright position.
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Electricity starts shooting everywhere, and the lights start flickering. Be not scared,
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he go off, for we are now the most powerful beings on earth.
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We are creating life. Fade out to Black Well, Ego, it's
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been exactly seventy two hours. What's os mean? Offscreen? But now fade
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in Interior Science Lab nighttime. David and Egor are walking up to the oven.
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Be careful when I opened this up. I'm not sure what will happen.
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Yes, Master, David moves a large switch to a large switch to
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a downward position. David then unlocks a latch that opens a door on what
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looks like a converted kitchen oven. A lot of smoke starts coming out.
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Dad cut too inside the oven, looking out. As the smoke dissipates,
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David puts his head in the oven to get a better look. Once the
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smoke is completely gone, you kind of see a hairy foot. Maybe a
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paw can be seen on the bottom left of the screen screen. EGO,
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get the bed ready, Yes, Master, David reaches in the machine and
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grabs the creature so he can bring it to the operating table. Operating bed.
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The camera can't see the full body based on how David's holding munching,
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but you are able to see a left maybe if paw left foot, paw
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dangling slightly. It's not breathing. It's not breathing. Quick, EGO,
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I grab the CPR stuff. David starts administering CPR to the creature. The
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creature is still obscured from view, but as David is doing CPR, the
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creature is left arm slides off the table. It is hairy but looks like
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a furry monkey paw. EGO, grab twenty ccs of adrenaline now and hook
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this up to it. Fades out to black hook What up to it?
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Whatever the CPR stuff? We tried, everything didn't we? Igor? Yes,
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Master faded. David and Egor are sitting on the ground, exhausted.
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David looks defeated. The camera camera pans out to show a creature under a
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blanket. Only the left arm is showing. It's still dangling off the bed.
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What could have gone wrong? We had the exact measurements I checked right
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before we started. You check two right, Igor, Yes, Master,
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damn it. I had a good feeling about this one. I don't know
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how much work more work I can shut it over. I don't know how
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much more I can work on this. I'm getting tired of this constant disappointment.
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Someone knocks on the door, EGO, will you get that please and
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tell him not now, I'm too busy. David gets up, slowly,
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taking a surgical clothing off as he walks away. Leaving a trail of discarded
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close behind him. Ego opens the door. I don't Dad said that he
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was gonna be busy. I don't want his an accents and beats up till
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him. Mom orders them before she would sleep. That wine bottle must be
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softer than my mister snowglebow bear I sleep with because Mom falls asleep. And
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the bottle that's to her every night, well not Igor, I brought you
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with lights too. Igor shuts the door with a sad look on his face.
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Ego walks towards the doctor's direction. As he walks past the operating table,
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you see the pizza is just a few inches from from the head area
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of the creature that is still obscured under the blanket. The creature's finger starts
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to flinch, but Igor doesn't notice that as he walks by. Igor,
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what am I doing wrong? David is looking at a large chalkboard with a
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bunch of math equations. Screen fades to black interior daytime living room faded.
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David is sitting on the couch, unshaving clothes. A wrinkly judge. Judy
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will continue in a moment. You have to have witnesses in order to establish
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that to me. You give him a call. My job is to hear
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this case, sir, and later today, miss Marion, you can collect
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hands of the street. Surprise, surprise, you're on the couch again,
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drunk in the middle of the day. You're a one to talk. You've
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been drunk every day since our sun's second birthday. Wow, I'm impressed you
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even know we have a son. You're always so damn busy in your lab.
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Not anymore, Rachel, I'm not anymore. David gets up from the
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couch and starts walking towards the kitchen. Oh yeah, is that why I
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heard you in there at three am messing around? How would you know?
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Isn't that when you're resting from your busy day of drinking your box of goddamn
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twisted teas all day? Fuck you, David. You don't know what it's
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like to be left alone all day, to be completely neglected by a no
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nothing loser of a scientist. I should have listened to my mom. You
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are a fucking loser. Marabell said that she liked me, but whatever,
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she was right, I am a loser. The front door opens, Mom,
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Dad, I'm home. Everybody, how is school Lyle takes his backpack
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off and kicks off his shoes, then starts heading towards the kitchen. It
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was great, I won best student today. My teacher said, she's so
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impressed with the kind of heart. I have, smart brain and can do
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attitude, Jamie cratch Corn, I think I got it all from you.
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As Lyle enters the kitchen, she realizes no one is there. It looks
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disappointed. Igor walks up to put his hand on Lyle's shoulders. Here or
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sometimes I feel like you're my holy friend. The kids will make fun of
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me for dad's work. Mom is always asleep and Dad's always busy in the
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lab. Promise me you'll never leave me here and keep bigingster, Do you
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promise? Yes? Oh yeah? Off screen, Igor, let's suspose of
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this thing before it starts stinking. Igor looks at Lyle with a heartfelt half
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smile and walks off screen as Lyle grabs a snack from the refrigerator. Yes,
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Master. Cut to interior lab at day. The lab door opens as
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Egor enters. David is looking around frantically. Igor. It's gone. Did
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you move it? No Master, No one else knows. The coat to
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the lab do you know what this means? It's alive. It couldn't have
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gotten out of here. We just have to find it. Yes, Master
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David and Egor looking around the lab frantic until they hear knock on the door.
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See what they want, Igor, Yes, Master. Mom says she
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didn't want to cook today, so she ordered us some pizza and told me
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to bring you guys home. Sorry. Igor nods and takes the pizza,
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then shuts the door. As Ego stands looking for a place to put the
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pizza, A giant furry creature dives on the pizza, knocking or Igor down
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in the process. Oh mg, Egor, Now, oh my god,
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Egork, we did it. We did it. It's alive. David slowly
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approaches the animal and starts rubbing the hair fur. Whoa, Doc, Last
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time I was rubbed like this, I walked out of the massage. Pila.
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Dunno, he just rubbed me the wrong way. Oh, David jumps
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back in astonishment. You you talk, doc, Doc. When I was
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a kid, I used to talk so much. My mom would call me
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yack. I thought it was because all I did was yak yeak yak,
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But it turns out it was because I was ugly stinky, and she wished
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that was an endangered species list. Oh wow, I can't believe I've done
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it. Sorry, I can't believe you didn't order extra cheese, your cheap
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skate. What is it? An extra two dollars? I can't complain.
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I grew up poor. My mom used to say it was her life mission
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to fight poverty, so every morning she would punch me in the face.
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Oh, just get in. Thanks for the pizza, Doc, Igor go
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to Lyle's room and grab some clothes for do you have a name? Go
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me whatever you want, as long as you don't call me late. When
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this delicious pizza arrives, I could munch on it every day. Munchee,
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it is then, munche I like that, mister Munchie Munza, munchy,
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madam munchy. Oh you nailed it, duck Munchee. We need to red
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some tests on you. Is that okay? God? Damn, here we
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go. You want a few more pizzas? You could test whatever you want.
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Just let you know, Doc, I have had a quarter of every
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math test I failed. I have three dollars in eighteen cents. Oh,
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someone knocks on the door. Everything okay? Then, I was just deep
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frying turkey and I heard some last france come out. Yes, son,
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everything is fine. Now go finish deep frying your turkey or whatever. I
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don't have time for this right now. Whoa doc. You should always have
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time for your kid. You're their mortal compass. If you don't make an
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effort, they might end ever in a triangle. Take a look at my
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dad. He drank so much he needed glasses when he got older. He
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couldn't drink straight out of the bottle anymore. Oh yeah, I mean you're
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right. I was just worried you might be a vicious animal when you awoke
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me. Vicious Doc. The only time I ever got vicious is when I
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asked my wife to tell me before you had an orgasm and she didn't.
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Never, all right me, vicious doc. The only time I ever got
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vicious is what I asked my wife to tell me before she had an orgasm,
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and she said, I don't want to bother you at work. Oh,
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Igor, will you go get Lyle please? Yes. Master. Screen
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fades the black as David starts doing experiments. Montage is a montage of Munchie
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spending time with the family, playing baseball, cooking, bowling, painting,
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fun, family events, et cetera. During the montage, it starts becoming
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noticeable that Munchie and Rachel are getting closer and closer, and David is starting
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to resent Munchie. And you can see it turned from summer to fall cross
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fade from the Monte montage now to interior daytime kitchen. David isn't the kid
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looking through cupboards. She keeps ordering more and more wine. You might as
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well live at a fucking winery. At this point, he cracks open a
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bottle and starts drinking at the kitchen table. The kitchen door flies open,
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Munchy and Rachel laughing as they walk in. Rachel, I haven't got as
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much exercise as my wife made me run running the arms of another lover.
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Oh so funny. Last time someone called me funny, They finished the sentence
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with looking is that right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, with looking oh
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oh, thank you? All right, I'll take that over again. Last
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time someone called me funny, They finished the sentence with looking, oh so
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funny, so fucking funny, always cracking jokes. Aren't you, Munchy.
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You're funny, good at parenting and also real hit with the ladies, aren't
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you? Hit with the ladies. The last lady was hit because of me.
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Is when I was born, the doctor thought I was so ugly he
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smacked my mother. Oh enough, munchy enough, David Slams's wine bottle on
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the table. But no, no more jokes, because I'm onto you.
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I'm the biggest joke in this house. Honey, what are you talking about?
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Oh? Cut the crap of Rachel. I don't know why I keep
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unnunciating your name like that, but that's super funny to me. Oh,
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cut the crap of Rachel. I know what's really going on. What the
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fuck are you talking about, David? Oh me, I'm talking about how
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you two look at each other, how you two are constantly laughing at about
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what. Un She's constant jokes or wife jokes. He's never even been married.
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You mean I don't have to pay alimony anymore. I told the judge
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at the alimony here, and if you don't, damn it all right?
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You mean I don't have to pay alimony anymore. I told the judge at
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the alimony here, And if she screwed me this much while we were married,
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we wouldn't have gotten a divorce. Oh, David pulls out a gun
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and slowly munchy David. David, calm down, What is it exactly that
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you think is going on? Oh? You know you're going to replace me?
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Rachel replacing you? David. Well, it seems like Lyle has already
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replaced me, hasn't he? Munchy, You got it all wrong, David.
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Lyle loves you. I can never replace you. All I want to
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do is bring it too closer together as a father and son. He's a
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good kid. Yes, I know he's a good kid. Well, then
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why don't you spend any time with him? I'm busy, Okay, I'm
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busy. I want to be someone, Rachel. I want to have a
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legacy. Lyle knows I love him. Lyle peeks around the corner, but
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David's body is blocking Lyle from Munchy and Rachel. When's the last time you
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told him that? Oh? Fuck you, Munchy. You're so high and
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mighty. You're not perfect, perfect, You're not perfect. You always talk
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about your wife, but you don't even respect the sanctity of marriage. They
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lead to my wife at our wedding, my wife put an expiration data on
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our marriage certificate. Oh, your fucking Rachel aren't you what? No,
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David, No, I heard you two last night in the lab. I
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heard the sounds a fucking Oh, David, you got it all wrong.
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Stop lying. One more lie and I'll kill everybody in this fucking house.
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Master. No, Igor, how long have you been there? That doesn't
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matter. You're going too. I worked my whole career to create something that
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people will remember, and the first thing I create Fox my wife. Oh,
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Master, Munchie wouldn't do such a thing. Don't lie. You're not
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like them. Master. It's not what you think. It's me. David
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looks confused and hurt. What are you saying? Igor, Lungee fucked me.
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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. What Lunchie fucked me? It's through.
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She walks towards Ego and extends his hand. Oh man, I did
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fuck Ego. We love How did this happen? You've only known each other
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a few weeks. It just felt right. When I looked at IGO's eyes,
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something sparked, And the last time I felt a spark that big,
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My wife tried to light me on fire. Oh I love him, David,
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I love him. Igor and Munchie embrace each other. David slowly looks
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down at his hands, with his hand trembling, he drops the gun.
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What am I doing? What have I become? Oh, don't be so
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hard on yourself, David. You've never been under a lot of pressure.
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I tell you, if I was under the amount of pressure you were,
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it'd be like making love to my wife. Oh, thank you, Munchy,
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thank you, Rachel. I love you. Low comes running in the
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room. We love you too, David. David, dad so full of
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love. It's good to see a family with this much love. The only
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love I got from my family is when I moved out. Oh it's manchy.
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It's manchy, telling jokes of the famy end. It's manchy. It's
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many. He'll become your best friend. I wasn't gonna tell you talk about
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pizza, but it's too cheesy. Oh that was so good. The whole
28:10
reason I wrote that whole thing is I just wanted to hear you or say
28:12
he fucked me. It was so fucking silly. That was good. Oh
28:19
my gosh, it was super dark. I love Yeah, right, how
28:22
kind of scary and dark? I just pulls the gun. Oh my god.
28:27
Yeah, So I did one thing that nobody noticed except for Jeff because
28:33
I gave Jeff a different script, so when he said boomshaka laka, I
28:37
put that on his script or what he said to keep being a gangster,
28:41
and just those little things like that, Yeah, they were he saw the
28:48
I love that went from English too normal to yeah, and then Lyle went
28:56
from cute little kid too Southern accent to like, oh, that was fun.
29:04
That was great. I had a lot of fun to thank you for
29:07
writing that. God damn, that's funny. Pulls out the gun to Munchy.
29:14
It was doctor me like I was watching the actual movie too are Oh.
29:26
I love that it goes from Monchy to Munchy and yeah, multiple times
29:33
I was like, yeah, what was I gonna name him? Yeah,
29:36
because my whole idea I was like, it kind of looks like cheetah and
29:38
a monkey, I guess, or a dog. I don't know. I
29:41
have no idea how to describe him other than like, yeah, Danny Zuko,
29:48
chinchilla. I don't know. It's weird, Like, how was that
29:52
segment where he's like, I'm gonna name him Munchy And then when it came
29:56
to name and him, he's like, what do you want to be called?
29:57
Yeah, I forgot about that little apart. But he just seems like
30:03
he's a nice person. He's like, well let him name himself. You
30:06
know. I love that it's a movie in front of a studio audience.
30:11
Right, it turns it turns into a sitcom. I had to do a
30:14
montage because I was like, this is getting too long, because I had
30:17
some scenes where like him and Lyle were out like playing baseball, and then
30:21
he was going shopping with Rachel. I'm like, this would be like a
30:22
forty minute fucking thing, So that would have been great, like if it
30:26
got like a dark and then like Munchie starts like easing in on Rachel and
30:30
stuff. Right, yeah, it turns into like a thriller. And then
30:33
I was like, oh, it's gonna be funny to hear Ali talk back
30:37
and forth. I love you, I love you. Oh great, Oh
30:41
that's perfect. It's like how I picture too. Oh yeah, Rodney danger
30:47
Field to the max. Wow, good job. That's thank you everybody for
30:53
playing with me. I had a lot of fun. Well, um on
31:00
never seen it. The podcast for borrowing from there are some games they play,
31:03
and Ria is gonna lead a game for us to play before we say
31:07
goodbye this week. So Ria, what game are we going to play?
31:11
We are going to play Build the Perfect Movie. This one's okay, so
31:18
the I have no idea. I'm so excited, like I've like, I
31:19
feel the anticipation. Okay, I'm ready scided to cet you off. I'm
31:22
pumped. Okay. So the goal of this game is you are going to
31:32
give me two movies that hopefully add up to one hundred percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
31:40
So um, so a lot of people on this game will go low
31:44
and then high or high then low. So like if you guessed, um,
31:48
like a movie that you know is really good and has like a high
31:51
score of like ninety percent, you'd want to shoot for the next one that
31:52
you guess is like a ten percent. Well yes, yeah basically, or
31:56
like if you want to do or if you want to do two mid level
32:00
movies, yeah yeah, prices right, rules apply, so yeah, don't
32:06
go over and then whoever has the highest score si, okay. First category
32:13
we're going to do is a creature feature film. So any movie it does
32:19
not have to be nineties, um, that has a creature featured in it.
32:23
So like pet cemetery or why can I only think of more movies or
32:31
yeah, alien, any sort of non human creature. Yeah, okay,
32:38
all right, who wants to go first? Two of them? And do
32:42
we get back to back? I just go what bam bam, say both
32:45
movies? No, nope, So we'll you'll give me your first movie and
32:47
then we'll do scores, so you know what you have to aim for for
32:52
the second movie. Okay, okay, um, why don't we do alphabetical
32:57
order, which I believe then is smell bell Yeah, okay, uh,
33:01
okay, creature movie. Uh, let's go. Let's go low and do
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prehistoria. I'll do hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
33:21
prehistoria. Yeah, it's not in here, not at all. It's not
33:25
like it's not a run tomatoes. No, no, no, that's so
33:30
sad. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? H m hm oh
33:35
pre hysteria. Oh well that's not what you said. It's hard to think
33:44
of it on the spot. But I think I got one. I think
33:45
I have one, but I'm just trying to remember the name of it.
33:47
Yeah, all right, are you taking over that? Okay? Yeah,
33:52
hold on, bossy, Bossy Blossie, Andy, you're not you're up next.
34:02
I'll go Leelo and Stitch. Mm hmm, lovely Buffy. Come on,
34:13
we're almost Anthony. Um. I'm trying to remember the name of it,
34:17
but it was that John Travolta project or like Passion project that, yes,
34:24
that one. I'm going low. And it can just have a creature.
34:31
It doesn't have to be like a botter creature if it just has any
34:36
you know, weird supernatural creature. Okay, and it has to be a
34:39
movie though, right, Yeah, it's called build a back movie. All
34:46
right, Jeff, I'm gonna go with et. Oh, I'm gonna go
34:53
high because I think that's a highway whatever. All right, give me just
35:00
one second, gave just one high taleing up the scores, real quick talk
35:17
amongst yourselves. Have any of you seen pre hysteria? No? No,
35:23
it's about like this little kid that um, you know, happens upon these
35:30
prehistoric eggs that were like found in some Brazilian forest and then like uh was
35:36
there was a basically the guy who finds the eggs mixes up the cooler with
35:39
the kid. Then he takes him home and he hatches these dinosaurs. Oh
35:45
maybe if oh, I'm thinking of Komodo dragons. Maybe it was really high
35:50
or really low? Do you think Galli were? This doesn't have a tomato
35:54
meter, It only has heard average audience score. You have, Andy'd pick
36:00
a new movie? All right, Andy, I need another one. Anaconda
36:06
nice and yours also doesn't have a tomato mina. Mine doesn't either, does
36:15
it? Kind of zero? Then? No? Just give me another movie?
36:19
All right? Um, what's that movie with um Fred Savage where he
36:25
has like the oh the Blue person? Yeah, you know what I'm talking
36:29
about. Ah, I can't think of the name. I can see the
36:34
cover google, I can't google the movie. No, you cannot, Okay,
36:37
I mean I'm going with it no matter what. All right, what's
36:42
the movie? I'll google it? Okay, so that's not mine. I'll
36:45
see there's one called It's not it. There's one called Fred Savage in the
36:52
Wizard And I just put movies and as the first one. Okay, I'll
36:54
just put the Blue Guy Little Monsters. Yes, thank you? Oh that's
37:04
Howie Mandela. Whoa, that's a pretty frightening picture. Actually, didn't Jason
37:10
Momoa pretty much do like a remake of that movie? Yeah? All right,
37:16
we're good, all right, we got some scores coming in, all
37:20
right, So first up, Andy, don't look gosh, I'll go iron
37:27
giant. Oh no, no, wait wait wait, I'm gonna read you
37:30
your your scores and telling Andy to Allie to knock it off. All right,
37:36
So Andy, you are at forty percent that high sh lelo and stitches.
37:45
Forty I think said mine wasn't there. I'm sorry, Oh no,
37:47
it wasn't there. What did you say? This is a forty four?
37:52
That's forty yeah, holy cow, was a forty dare it? No,
38:00
you're right. Anaconda is a forty Wow? All right, Alley, little
38:06
monsters forty four? What you've never seen it? Maybe it's great A mid
38:14
level mo yeah, all right, jeff Et has a ninety nine. You
38:22
will be looking for a movie with a one percent or lower zero yeah,
38:28
one, I got it, I got it, okay, okay, all
38:31
right. And Anthony Battlefield Earth is a three. My oyster. Wow,
38:39
I can't imagine it's that much worse than Anaconda than Yeah, I fucking loved
38:45
Anaconda. That's a great movie. It's so racist, it's terrible. That's
38:51
that's wild. All right. So Andy, you are looking for a sixty
38:57
percent or lower alley you are looking for. I don't do math, so
39:01
six fifty six yeah yeah, Jeff is a one or lower, and Anthony,
39:08
you got ninety seven or lower? I thank yeah? Wow right,
39:15
wow wow wow. All right, Ali, I'm gonna go. It's gotta
39:20
be mid level audience score. Tomato score, yeah, oh yeah, Tomato
39:24
score. So something that's like kind of good but not not really good.
39:30
Oh man, Um, what's that the Meg? Oh yeah, shut up
39:40
meg. Yeah, I'll go with the Meg, all right, Andy,
39:46
uh the Santa cost three? What creature is that? Martin Shure? Yeah
39:58
all right, Anthony, I'm trying to think of the name for it.
40:01
It's like that Natalie Portman alien movie. Um oh h Annihilation. Yeah,
40:09
I think so. It's like she's on the cover with the with this assault
40:15
Rifle was a really good movie. But it's really dark and I didn't like
40:19
seeing Okay coodn't like seeing pad me that way? Nice? All right,
40:27
Jeff? The Emoji movie that it was pretty bad. Yeah that might be
40:36
it. I mean that's a great pull for Yeah, yeah, I think
40:40
you might. That's great. You didn't were you alone? Like? Was
40:46
it only? Was it a full audience. Yeah, it was just me.
40:51
No. When I watched a Halloween Resurrection years ago with what's her name
40:58
tire Banks and Buster Rhymes, there's no one in there, So I took
41:01
a piss in my empty soda can top. Well, I thought you just
41:07
entire Banks and Busto was with you. Well, yeah, I don't tell
41:10
stories very good, very well in the movie. But I wish you just
41:15
went to movies with those two people. I wish I and el Coole j
41:19
was in the Halloween movie. There was like quite the supporting roles in Halloween.
41:23
All right, Freddy uh Ali, the meg had a forty six percent.
41:30
That means you have a grand total of ninety Wow, all right,
41:36
all right, all right, Andy, Santa Claus three comes in at seventeen
41:40
percent. Wow, God damn it, that gives you a grand total of
41:46
fifty seven. Fucking stupid Jeff you had. The Emoji movie comes in at
41:55
six percent. That puts you at one O five six all right, and
42:04
Anthony Annihilation with an eighty eight percent. That means you have a total of
42:10
ninety one one point. I'm so glad to Wow day after tomorrow because I
42:16
was like, we should go with the scientology alien theme. I was like,
42:20
no, that movie kind of sucked in a bit. So now all
42:22
right, well, now that we got to hang it as we do one
42:24
more. Yeah, all right, so we're gonna do a nineties movie,
42:30
any nineties movie, nice, all right, and we're gonna go backwards this
42:36
time, Jeff, I'm gonna go low. I'm gonna do I hate to
42:42
say this, but I'm gonna do Spice Spice World. I was gonna do
42:45
Spice World. Damn you all right, Anthony, um let's do man?
42:57
Oh uh might name morphin Power Rangers the Ooze one with Ivan Ooze. I
43:07
can't remember the title for it, but that one, I its just Poweringers
43:10
movie. Oh yeah, that one was a good one. Came out.
43:14
I was in third grade. I think I watched this ship out of that
43:15
movie. Fun fact, I owned both of those movies Spice World and Spice
43:20
World is one of the best movies ever. It really is, and you
43:22
could. I think it was episode twenty of our podcasts we reviewed it and
43:29
then that was my number one sports moment of the nineties was Sporty Spice.
43:32
Yeah. I actually saw them in Portland when I was like twelve. My
43:37
mom so dance. I did dance. Yeah, like that. My mom
43:43
had serious questions about me for a couple of years. Who would you want
43:45
to bang the most? Out of all of them? I liked, I
43:50
like sporting, I liked posh. Yeah, baby was like, I don't
43:53
know, I don't like the implications of that. Yeah, and then I
43:55
don't like redheads. So I'm a self hating ginger. But I was gonna
44:00
say yours because my mom's the redhead. So I'm like, I've been forever
44:04
turned off by red head. What's the whole thing about? Like like that
44:07
you want to bang your mom and kill your dad? Complex? Yeah,
44:13
but I beat my dad because I have a job and you just met you
44:17
beat your dad? Well, I killed my dad in Theedipis complex. All
44:25
right, uh Andy, three Ninja's nice? Nice? The first one.
44:32
You know, I'm thinking kicked back? Is that what you want to go
44:38
with? Yeah, I'll go. I'll go three ninjas kick back number two
44:42
when they go to Japan? What did you say? I can't remember?
44:45
All right, Anthony say? Anthony said, might be more from Power Range
44:53
a lot. I started talking about banging your your parents. Yeah, yeah,
44:58
all right, I'm gonna go with the Craft. There are a lot
45:07
of the Craft movies. No, it's just like I don't know for there,
45:14
it's called stop looking, I'm not looking, all right, all right?
45:20
So Jeff, Spice World comes in at thirty five, so you're looking
45:27
for sixty five or less? Ok all right? Um, Anthony Mighty morphin
45:35
Power Rangers comes in at thirty two, so you are looking for sixty eight
45:40
or less? Uh andy three ninjas fifteen percent? Yes, okay, So
45:50
you're looking for eighty five and the Craft is fifty seven, so you're looking
45:54
for forty three or less the Craft okay, all right, Jeff, you're
46:01
looking for a sixty five or less okay, and anything. For a second,
46:05
let's think. Let's think, uh, movie movie, what's a movie?
46:20
It has to be that kind of a shitty movie ish, like a
46:22
shitty issue. So let's say shitty and Glitter didn't come out and till two
46:27
thousand and one, as you know, it got You know why my you
46:34
listen to the podcast? I love that. I was because you guys have
46:37
the advert on the Averagers where you you say that and every watch Missus Delfire
46:45
and I was like, yeah, it's totally because of the kids, fucking
46:49
kids. Um, I'm going to say nineties. I'm gonna do a sequel
46:53
because I think those get lower. So I'm gonna say mighty X two.
47:00
Oh, that's a good one. Mm. That might be nostalgia where it's
47:04
yeah, that's a good one. Oh man, and I have sixty seven
47:07
points are lower? Uh? Is the Mighty Ducks the nineties? I don't
47:16
know which one. It's D two the two. Let's see. Let me
47:22
let me see if that's a thing. There we go. Okay, all
47:30
right, Anthony hit me. I'm gonna go with no nothing with Tom Hanks,
47:42
I know right high Actually no, fuck that my favorite nineties movie,
47:46
Turner and Hooch. I'm gonna lose, but I don't care. I love
47:50
that movie. Isn't that an eighties movie? No, it's nineties. Is
47:54
it really feels really old? I love that. I can only find the
48:00
the new one. Yeah, nope, it's eighty nine. Um, okay,
48:07
let's do. What's gonna do? Just go to another buddy cop movie
48:15
with a dog? No, I can't do that one. That's probably eighties
48:19
two with the one with John Belushi or Jim Belushi, one of the Belushi's
48:23
um, let's just do Sleepless in Seattle, all right? Uh Andy a
48:32
friend gully? Oh, because I don't want it to be too high like
48:37
a Lion King or Aladdin. Since it wasn't so well known, I think
48:42
it might be a little bit lower. So I'm hoping it's gonna be like
48:44
a seventy to eighty five and all those pro forestry people or anti forest you
48:51
know, yeah, cut them trees down. Did we review that movie yet?
48:55
You should? That's my mom's favorite movie. It is one of my
49:00
favorites, all right, and I festy three, So fifty seven, I'm
49:06
gonna go with a troll in Central Park. No, you you need a
49:10
forty three your less? Okay, I'm still gonna go with a troll.
49:14
And it was a fourteen point difference, all right. With this new information
49:22
I got, am I the only one that's seen it? Yeah, i'ven't
49:29
even heard of it. Oh really, you can't make a movie's alley all
49:34
right? All right, So Jeff, we have Spice rolled at thirty five.
49:37
D two Mighty Ducks comes in at twenty one. Okay, total of
49:45
fifty six. Oh that is all right, Anthony mighty more from Power Rangers
49:53
at thirty two, Sleepless in Seattle seventy five. Yeah, put yet one
50:00
or seven? I know by seven? Yeah, Ali the Craft is at
50:10
fifty seven, and a troll in Central Park is fourteen seventy one. And
50:25
Andy, we have three ninjas coming in at fifteen and fur and Goalie at
50:30
sixty seven. Hey, al right, eighty two and the winner of this
50:36
Yeah I like that. Okay, yeah, good job. It was fun.
50:40
So we're just straight up appropriating this other podcast. Yeah, totally.
50:45
Yeah, that's a really good podcast. Listen. All right, Well that's
50:49
going to wrap up this week. But before we go, Andy, Anthony,
50:53
jeff Riha, what would you like to promote for yourselves? Well,
50:59
I'll start with check out the Averages. We've got a new episode coming out.
51:01
We're doing some giveaways. It's a lot of fun. Go to the
51:05
Averagers podcast dot com for more info, and also check out the other podcast
51:08
I like Balls. Me and two of my friends talk sports. I'm not
51:13
too into sports, so I just kind of riff while they talk about stuff.
51:15
But it's a lot of fun. That's awesome. Perfect poetry is the
51:20
best part. Oh yeah, Josh's poetry fucking kills it every time, Anthony,
51:25
what's going on? You? All right? Listen to my podcast bull
51:29
Hoop, She Broke Some Broke the Multiverse and the Averagers, starring Andy Ali
51:35
and myself. We do a little improv comedy. It is hilarious and fun
51:38
to listen to, and it doesn't take that long, so you can sit
51:40
down, listen to it in about twenty minutes and go back to what you're
51:44
doing if you got a long drive. Listen to the Averagers that together we
51:49
can Jeff. Anything to promote. All they have to promote is into my
51:53
new blog Jeff jacked off there and it's where Jeff just racks off in random
51:59
places and then blogs about it. Yeah. No, no, I have
52:02
nothing to promote, like this is the podcast that I'm on right here.
52:06
And then oh, my dog has an Instagram Gus Gus underscore the dog.
52:10
You can see pictures of him laying down with his eyes open, with his
52:14
eyes closed. It's crazy. A happy birthday, yeah, it's wish A
52:16
happy birthday when amazing. I don't actually masturbate in weird locsions. No,
52:23
okay, that's anything. Uh yeah, so um let's see check out my
52:31
blog. Riha doesn't poop anywhere where I talked about my painful experience is clenching
52:37
my ass cheeks at work all day long. All right for me, unversation
52:47
you uh, you can check me out. I have a page where i
52:52
do my clips from my stand up performances, and I'm also doing impression videos
52:58
because I'm trying to build a voice acting reel. So you can find me
53:00
on any platform at Ali Ja is gay all one word. That's where I'm
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53:15
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