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Hour 4 - Let the Games Begin · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our number for our four of
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Speaker 1: the Ben Mallor Show podcast on this early Tuesday, the
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Speaker 1: third day of February. Been up all night long to
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Speaker 1: provide your fresh pod and here an hour number four.
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Speaker 1: What stood out about super Bowl Opening Night aka Media
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Speaker 1: Day for Super Bowl sixty. Also, Patriot's quarterback Drake May
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Speaker 1: says his shoulder injury has improved ahead of the Super
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Speaker 1: Bowl showdown? Does this end the chatter about his shoulder? Also?
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Speaker 1: Where does this fanatics apology they apologize for the shoddy
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Speaker 1: merchandise they're trying to sell fans? Where does the fanatics
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Speaker 1: apology for struggling to meet the overwhelming demand for Super
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Speaker 1: Bowl merch leave them? We'll take a look at that
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Speaker 1: as well. It's all coming your way right now. Settle in.
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Speaker 1: It's our number four. Have a great Tuesday. Let the
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Speaker 1: games begin, well not those games. Welcome. In the beginning
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Speaker 1: this hour from the shindig that took place in the
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Speaker 1: Bay Area, and I gotta tell you there's nothing I
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Speaker 1: like more than seeing all these reporters bitching because they
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Speaker 1: had to drive from San Francisco to this event that
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Speaker 1: they're running up their expense accounts on. And you talk
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Speaker 1: about spoiled children, a bunch of hacks. I wish you know.
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Speaker 1: I hope next time the Super bowls in San Francisco
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Speaker 1: they make media day, they should put it out in
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Speaker 1: Hawaii and make the idiot reporters swim to Hawaii. That's
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Speaker 1: why they ought to do these jackasses. Nonetheless, super Bowl
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Speaker 1: Opening Night took place last night. The media feeding frenzy,
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Speaker 1: thousands of free loading reporters across the globe gathered to
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Speaker 1: crank up the volume on the Patriots and the Seahawks.
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Speaker 1: It was made for TV extravaganza right there. And if
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Speaker 1: you saw any of this, hopefully you didn't. We watched
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Speaker 1: some of it so you would not have to. Perhaps
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Speaker 1: you weren't watching either, and you had all the razmataz,
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Speaker 1: or at least the attempted razmataz and their NFL issued
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Speaker 1: merch their sweatsuits, which you can buy for a nominal
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Speaker 1: fee of like a gazillion dollars. So the Patriots went first,
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Speaker 1: and they wandered around and they spoke in a bunch
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Speaker 1: of cliches. And then the Seahawks said, okay, why don't
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Speaker 1: we do that too, And then they went out there
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Speaker 1: and they walked around and they spoke in a bunch
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Speaker 1: of cliches, and okay, so that's all good. Jumping off point,
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Speaker 1: let's get into it here. The question. As we discussed
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Speaker 1: the question, what stood out? What stood out from Super
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Speaker 1: Bowl Opening Night? All Right, So super Bowl, I've got
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Speaker 1: i hoop Iowa Corn Season and park Place, and we
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Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we're gonna
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Speaker 1: make you a big jug of the gabba Ghoul. They're
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Speaker 1: gonna put it in the jug, and then we're gonna
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Speaker 1: have a side of the babaganooghe and that's what we're
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Speaker 1: gonna have. So to lead off here, this was not
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Speaker 1: just Super Bowl OBI night. It was Credential Palooza twenty
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Speaker 1: twenty six. You had over six thousand freeloaders, so called
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Speaker 1: reporters there roaming around six thousand, six thousand. Now that's
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Speaker 1: not a media event. That's like comic Con. It's essentially
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Speaker 1: comic Con is what it is, and everyone prancing around
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And this thing used to be organic,
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Speaker 1: much like comic Con used to be organic, right, And
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Speaker 1: then corporations got involved and media Day was just of
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Speaker 1: an organic thing. And then the NFL realized, well there's
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Speaker 1: some interest in this, why don't we try to market it,
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Speaker 1: and why don't we try to make some money on it?
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Speaker 1: And we'll ruin it and they have, So congratulations of
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Speaker 1: the NFL. Just like Comic CON's been taken over by
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Speaker 1: the comic book people and the movie people, and it's
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Speaker 1: not what it was intended to be. But the same
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Speaker 1: thing happened here. So simple used to be a simple
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Speaker 1: daytime thing, and the media go out there and then
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Speaker 1: then they'd ask basic questions, and every once in a
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Speaker 1: while there'd be somebody that would come in and ask
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Speaker 1: something silly, and then that would be it, and then
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Speaker 1: everyone say beat it, and everyone leave, and then that
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Speaker 1: was that. Now this is a ticketed, prime time led
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Speaker 1: lit dog and pony show. The Westminster Dog Show is
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Speaker 1: in New York. It should be at the super Bowl
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Speaker 1: because it's kind of like a mini dog show and
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Speaker 1: it's broadcast coast to coast. Can't imagine many people were
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Speaker 1: watching this, but there they were. The NFL overlords took
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Speaker 1: a garage band, which was what media Day had been,
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Speaker 1: and they turned it into a corporate boy band. It's
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Speaker 1: a lip syncing boy band, is what it is now.
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Speaker 1: And as always, you had kid reporters had they were
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Speaker 1: reading off the Q cars, the cute little kid reporter
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Speaker 1: and it's always it's always a great gag. You do
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Speaker 1: that because can be who can be a douche to
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Speaker 1: a kid?
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Speaker 2: Right?
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Speaker 1: You gotta be nice to a kid. The other thing
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Speaker 1: is to say, I've got some questions. The other trick
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Speaker 1: is I got questions from you know, missus Smith's third
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Speaker 1: grade class from blah blah blah blah blah elementary school
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Speaker 1: in Peoria, Illinois. Well, you have to answer the question,
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Speaker 1: and you ask the most offensive questions possible, but you
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Speaker 1: have to answer them. Right. You had there were a
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Speaker 1: few women there who were dressed like they were ready
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Speaker 1: to go out sun tanning or go to the nightclub
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Speaker 1: at one in the morning. So you had that. Uh,
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Speaker 1: there were clowns everywhere, literally and figuratively clowns everywhere. Now,
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Speaker 1: the biggest star of this, it would appear based on
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Speaker 1: from what I saw, was Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
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Speaker 1: So the court gesture as he has been and Kimmel
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Speaker 1: stole that bit from David Letterman, and so they Girmo
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Speaker 1: playing the role of the studio security guard. Right. They
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Speaker 1: They had a similar thing when Letterman did the Late
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Speaker 1: Night Show. I was even hanging out props. It was
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Speaker 1: like a birthday party. It was fine. Sam Donald was
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Speaker 1: given a ham hat and it's Ham for Sam or
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Speaker 1: Sam for Ham or something like that, and he actually
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Speaker 1: put it on for a couple seconds, and that was
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Speaker 1: the most interesting thing that Sam Donald did. I determined,
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Speaker 1: based on listening to Drake May and Sam Donald, if
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Speaker 1: these guys are going to be good quarterbacks for the
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Speaker 1: next couple years, we're cooked. It's over. These guys are
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Speaker 1: so boring. My god, they are so bad. There's nothing
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Speaker 1: interesting about either one of them. It's painful. Like Sam,
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Speaker 1: I know you're supposed to do that, and that's the
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Speaker 1: whole thing, but I can't you at least pretend to
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Speaker 1: be somewhat interesting. Guys have gotten national advertisements because of
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Speaker 1: being goofballs at media Day. Marshawn Lynch is still living
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Speaker 1: off that fugazy thing back in the day when I'm
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Speaker 1: just here so I don't get fined in all that.
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Speaker 1: He's still he's still doing commercials by being a being
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Speaker 1: a character I Media Day. These quarterbacks, my god, are
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Speaker 1: they boring. Welcome to Dolesville. The mayor is Sam Darnold
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Speaker 1: and the assistant mayor is Drake May, Baring baring, And
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Speaker 1: this whole thing's like I hop though the whole event,
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Speaker 1: it's like I hoop. It's the fluffy pancakes. It's all fluff,
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Speaker 1: golden stack of pancakes and a lot of empty calories.
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Speaker 1: And that's that. There you go, extra syrupy, look great
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Speaker 1: and tells you nothing. The Filipbuster, as the late great
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Speaker 1: godfather of soul back in his day, James Brown said,
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Speaker 1: you know, talking loud and saying nothing, and talking loud
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Speaker 1: and saying nothing, and everyone is trying to say bupkus
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Speaker 1: right there, I don't want anything, Mike Rabel, there was.
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Speaker 1: This is also a great gag question by a guy
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Speaker 1: that used to work here, by the way, Dave Damashek,
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Speaker 1: who worked here briefly. Of course, everyone seemingly worked here
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Speaker 1: at least for a minute. But Damashek asked Mike Rabel
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Speaker 1: if the Super Bowl was a must win game, which
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Speaker 1: is always the ultimate dumb question to ask, because you
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Speaker 1: really there's only one way to answer, Yes, it's a
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Speaker 1: must win. If you don't say it's a must win game,
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Speaker 1: then you're an idiot. You gotta say it right. You
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Speaker 1: had Jackson Smith and Jigba. He was decked out in sunglasses.
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Speaker 1: He was too cool for school. He was out there
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Speaker 1: doing his thing. Now. Furthermore to the injury, tent we go,
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Speaker 1: We're quarterback. Drake May revealed he has no limitations. This
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Speaker 1: has been a storyline that didn't look very good in
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Speaker 1: the Playoff's been a disaster for the Patriots. They've won
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Speaker 1: in spite of Drake May. In fact, the sacks and
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Speaker 1: the bad plays. Drake May has been horrible in the playoffs.
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Speaker 1: So Drake May says his shoulder injury has improved ahead
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Speaker 1: of Super Bowl sixty the showdown with Seattle. Does this
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Speaker 1: end the chatter? Does this end the chatter? So the
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Speaker 1: answer to this is rather obvious. I'd like an N
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Speaker 1: and an oh, we'll put those together. No longer answer,
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Speaker 1: not even close, not even close. That is Hall of Fame.
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Speaker 1: Nothingness is what that is. That is a quarterback reading
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Speaker 1: off the teleprompter. There was a lot of that at
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Speaker 1: this media event, and it's like, what is he supposed
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Speaker 1: to say? It's like, yeah, my arm's hanging on by
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Speaker 1: a rubber band. Please pray for me. Yeah, So this
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Speaker 1: is standard issue, standard issue from Drake May. You keep
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Speaker 1: it close to the vest, you zip it up, you
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Speaker 1: double knot it. That whole thing and no one again
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Speaker 1: is spilling the tea unless they're complete knuckleheads, but you
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Speaker 1: can make it somewhat entertaining. This wasn't all that entertaining.
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Speaker 1: It was not. And so we're less than a week
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Speaker 1: away from the game here and you're sitting here on
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Speaker 1: an early Tuesday, the games on Sunday, and don't want
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Speaker 1: to open up Pandora's box. Don't want to do that.
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Speaker 1: So one sentence and then boom, twenty four to seven
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Speaker 1: around the clock. Hot takes the bottom line, scroll the
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Speaker 1: alerts on your phone. Engagement farming like it's Iowa corn season.
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Speaker 1: A lot of farming going on, a lot of farming
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Speaker 1: going on. And every throw in warm ups, every throw
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Speaker 1: in practice during the media availability, well, Drake May didn't
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Speaker 1: throw while the media was there, and it's gonna get
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Speaker 1: the Zebruder film treatment when he does eventually throw on camera,
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Speaker 1: and you'll do the slow mo. We've already had the
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Speaker 1: body language when he got off the plane. It's like, well,
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Speaker 1: he was carrying the bag with the shoulder that was
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Speaker 1: supposed to be injured. So that's a good sign. And
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Speaker 1: you get out the telestrator, you have the arrow and
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Speaker 1: you point over there and then look at the shoulder.
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Speaker 1: What's going on with the shoulder that whole thing. And
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Speaker 1: here's the reality though, and I maintain I've not moved
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Speaker 1: from my take, and I'm at the top of hot
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Speaker 1: take Mountain. I have not come off hot take mountain.
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Speaker 1: That if Drake May can grip it and rip it,
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Speaker 1: He's playing no matter what. It's the Super Bowl, Dummy, Hello,
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Speaker 1: and let's be host by kickoff by kickoff in the
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Speaker 1: bowels of the stadium in Santa Clara. Drake May will
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Speaker 1: be escorted to the day Spa. He's gonna have the
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Speaker 1: deluxe day Spa package from Doctor Feel Good, ice tape,
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Speaker 1: magic juice, all of that. Super Bowl sixty baby, Right,
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Speaker 1: everyone's fine and even when they're not all right. Last thing,
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Speaker 1: we have a follow up follow up to a story
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Speaker 1: we talked about in a previous episode of the show.
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Speaker 1: We go to the gift shop the people at Fanatics
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Speaker 1: who put out a bunch of shoddy merchandise. Fanatics has
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Speaker 1: posted an apology to Patriots and Seahawks' backers for the
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Speaker 1: supply chain shortage ahead Super Bowl sixty. The company claimed
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Speaker 1: that there was a four hundred percent surge in merch
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Speaker 1: for those teams since Thanksgiving because of their unexpected playoff
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Speaker 1: runs from last season when they did not get it done.
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Speaker 1: So the question where does this Fanatics apology capital a
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Speaker 1: apology for struggling to meet what their claiming is the
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Speaker 1: overwhelming demand for Super Bowl merch Where does this leave them?
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Speaker 1: So they've now announced that yeah, we f'd up, bad
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Speaker 1: job by us, They've now apologized, So where does this
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Speaker 1: leave them? So the Fanatics apology tor which is what
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Speaker 1: this is, lands exactly where it belongs. Now, where is
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Speaker 1: that right in the recycling bin? Now, we often talked
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Speaker 1: about you should never apologize when you're in the public
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Speaker 1: eye like this because it just leads to more problems,
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Speaker 1: and this is a classic example of it. The people
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Speaker 1: at Fanatics are bad at their job. I wish they
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Speaker 1: were better. They control everything in the sports merged world,
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Speaker 1: and they're just seemingly really bad at it. And nobody
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Speaker 1: has the stones who work for any of these leagues
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Speaker 1: to say, well, wait a minute, why don't we review
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Speaker 1: that contract because this is not quality merchandise. They don't
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Speaker 1: do it, and so this ends up in the recycling
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Speaker 1: bent is right next to the last year's unsold conference
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Speaker 1: championship T shirts and hats, which I think have already
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Speaker 1: been shipped overseas. But this is a company that has
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Speaker 1: a full on monopoly. It's not a mom and pop shop.
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Speaker 1: They're not in the back and they're doing silk screens
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Speaker 1: in the back at the T shirt shop. That's not
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Speaker 1: what any of this is. Fanatics has a total choke
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Speaker 1: hold on the market on licensed sports merchandise and they've
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Speaker 1: had it in the NFL for more than a decade,
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Speaker 1: and they've had it a long time with these other
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Speaker 1: sports leagues as well. I think it's closer to fifteen
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Speaker 1: years now that Fanatics has been in control. Again, wouldn't
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Speaker 1: be a problem if they were good at it. They're
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Speaker 1: just not and they don't seem to care, which is
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Speaker 1: the mind boggling part. It's like, well, we got you.
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Speaker 1: You have no other options. There's only one country store
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Speaker 1: in town and we're the Country store. So sorry, you're screwed.
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Speaker 1: You're screwed. Right, So you look at it and mentioned
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Speaker 1: they have handcuffed the sports memorabia market for a long
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Speaker 1: time and they control the price, which is inflated. The
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Speaker 1: quality they run it like they run it's like monopoly.
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Speaker 1: Have boardwalk in park place? Right, And now that we're
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Speaker 1: supposed to see. Okay, well they apologized in you know,
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Speaker 1: clutching pearls because they had a four hundred percent demand
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Speaker 1: in March. That's not an act of God. Please, right,
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Speaker 1: it's not an act of God. Do your job. That's
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Speaker 1: literally your job. Like my job is to talk. I
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Speaker 1: talked for four hours a night. I don't say, oh
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Speaker 1: my god, I'll I'm overwhelmed. I've got to do another monologue.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hope you understand, and then sit
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Speaker 1: there silently. I don't. My job is. Your job is
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Speaker 1: to find a way, do the research and figure out
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Speaker 1: how many shirts you have to have. How about you
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Speaker 1: design some nice looking stuff. The stuff you put out
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Speaker 1: is crap. It just looks discussed. I don't who's buying it.
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Speaker 1: You see those the hats they were wearing all year
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Speaker 1: in the NFL where you had the needle blank the
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Speaker 1: needle blank logo in the hats, and you needed like
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Speaker 1: X ray vision, you needed a magnifying glass to get
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Speaker 1: right next to you to see the logo. Like, why
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Speaker 1: would you bother making this crap? It's just disgusting. And
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Speaker 1: so they make this stuff and the merch shows up
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Speaker 1: and it looks like something you would win. We mentioned
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Speaker 1: this the other day, but it's like you win a raffle,
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Speaker 1: or you sign up for some discount at a chain
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Speaker 1: of gas stations. They're like, okay, so we're gonna give
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Speaker 1: you this apparel because you sign up for a membership program,
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Speaker 1: so we're gonna give you this this free T shirt.
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Speaker 1: And the course they charge you luxury brand pricing is
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Speaker 1: what they charge you, and they send you this slop
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Speaker 1: which is screen printed and cheap stitching. It's if you're
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Speaker 1: really on, if you're on the toilet with your dude
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Speaker 1: wipes and you're looking on your phone, you want to
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Speaker 1: go down a rabbit hole. Look at some of these
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Speaker 1: shoddy merchandise that the people at fanatics have sent out.
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Speaker 1: It's not great. I just wish they'd get better, you know.
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Speaker 1: Improve They don't seem to the same stories pop up
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Speaker 1: every year. Doesn't get better, and they have fewer authentic options.
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Speaker 1: The quality is bad. There's they've got so many excuses though.
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Speaker 1: Can you imagine you control the market for sports memorabilia
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Speaker 1: and you're like, well, listen, you know, I hate to
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Speaker 1: be the bare bad news here, but that is just
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Speaker 1: too much, too much interest in the product we can't.
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Speaker 1: We can't keep up with Well, what else are you doing? Seriously?
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Speaker 1: And the real comedy is fanatics defending the hideous fashion game.
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Speaker 1: They actually in this apology they claim to those that
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Speaker 1: are ripping the alternative jerseys for the Super Bowl. They
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Speaker 1: pointed out that they said that Nike is the same
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Speaker 1: jerseys that Nike made, same quality. They have free returns,
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Speaker 1: so if you don't like what you got, just return it.
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Speaker 1: That won't cost you anything. It's really not customer service
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Speaker 1: per se. It's blame shifting. I got the receipt here,
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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna blame shift and all that stuff. It's
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Speaker 1: supposed to be big league merchandise. It's supposed to be.
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Speaker 1: It's a minor league effort. That's the way it is.
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Speaker 1: And they've got that arrogance. So they've got that major
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Speaker 1: league arrogance, Like, f you, who are you? You peons?
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Speaker 1: You losers? You're the hoi POLLOI. We don't care about you.
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Speaker 1: So let's just do better, be better, maybe try to
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Speaker 1: make something that actually looks halfway decent for once and
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Speaker 1: is made. Well, you're charging enough, I think you'll be okay,
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Speaker 1: and stop the apology stuff. You don't need to apologe.
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Speaker 1: You're not fooling anyone with a brain. Okay, they're on
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Speaker 1: Shannon Moin writes in He says, has anyone famous attempted
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Speaker 1: to buy a Malar mansion or Malard Mobile from you? No,
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Speaker 1: I would love to. If somebody wants to overpay for
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Speaker 1: my car or the house I reside in, I would
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Speaker 1: be more than happy to rumors Ferg Dog and Alf
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Speaker 1: and Mallard prop Guy are putting their money together to
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Speaker 1: try to buy the Malor mansion. So I don't know
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Speaker 1: if that's true or not. Late Night Drug Tester says,
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Speaker 1: I'm glad to know that when the Malar merch is released,
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Speaker 1: it will be high quality, not like the crap fanatic cells.
23:51
Speaker 1: Don't get me started on that. Late Night Drug Tester.
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Speaker 1: So last year in I want to say it was October,
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Speaker 1: might have been in November anyway, And in the end of
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Speaker 1: last year, somebody reached out to me and they were
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Speaker 1: like in the merch game, and they're like, I want
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Speaker 1: to make some Malord merch. I was, okay, I'm all
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Speaker 1: about that. Why not We'll make some T shirts, some hats,
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Speaker 1: something like that. Why not give the super fans an
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Speaker 1: opportunity to wear some merch, because who wouldn't want merch?
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Speaker 1: And so we had everything lined up. We were looking
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Speaker 1: at designs and all that, and this guy just ghosted me.
24:17
Speaker 1: I haven't been ghosted since I was dating and women
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Speaker 1: used to do that, but this guy ghosted me.
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Speaker 2: Man.
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Speaker 6: I was like, what a douche PTSD.
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Speaker 1: So I don't know anyway, I'd like to put some
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Speaker 1: stuff out there. I don't want to make cheap, crappy stuff,
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Speaker 1: something that will last. We've made a few shirts over
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Speaker 1: the years at different times, and I still see those
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Speaker 1: pop up every once in a while. Go to Mallard
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Speaker 1: meet and greets and somebody will bring out a shirt
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Speaker 1: that we made in like two thousand and seven or
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Speaker 1: something like that, and that's kind of cool. You still
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Speaker 1: got it? So got it?
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Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 1: Just go to the phones. It is a call in show.
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Speaker 1: And let's say hello to Eenie Meenie, miney Moe. Let's
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Speaker 1: say hello to Mike the Leprechaun. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun
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Speaker 1: in the Commonwealth.
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Speaker 5: Good morning.
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Speaker 7: I'm walking down the fair.
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Speaker 8: I'm trying to wake up my kids.
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Speaker 1: No, don't wake your kid up. Do not wake your kids.
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Speaker 1: Let him sleep.
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Speaker 9: They don't have to go to school.
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Speaker 7: No.
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Speaker 1: No, school starts at five or six in the morning.
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Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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Speaker 8: No anyway, damn they're early birds like me.
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Speaker 2: Early.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're a freak, though. Kids don't get up early. Man,
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Speaker 1: you want to get up early? Let him sleep in.
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Speaker 9: Come on, ben Iver paid for your car?
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Speaker 3: What I will overpay you?
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Speaker 1: Oh you want to buy the malamobile? Okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: I'm in.
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Speaker 6: He's gonna use his gold coins that you find at.
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Speaker 1: The bottom of the rainbow, the ones that are chocolate
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Speaker 1: the chocolate coins.
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Speaker 8: No, No, I'm going to offer you five hundred bucks,
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Speaker 8: which is probably overpaid.
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Speaker 1: I'll see. That's taking a shot at me. This guy's
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Speaker 1: take a shot at me.
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Speaker 7: I have a joke.
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Speaker 8: I have a joke for Lorena.
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Speaker 6: You know what I really don't want is a joke.
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Speaker 1: Really, No, this guy's got a joke. He's very fun.
25:51
Speaker 1: He's gonna give you a dad joke. Go ahead, give
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Speaker 1: her a dad joke.
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Speaker 5: Okay, Quen.
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Speaker 8: Lorena was driving on the highway.
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Speaker 1: She had a head cold and she hit a traffic
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Speaker 1: jar and what was the result.
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Speaker 4: Congestion?
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Speaker 1: Shut your yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, anyway, did you see my video of the guy
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Speaker 8: from BJS Rich from BJS, I did say?
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Speaker 1: Is that Legiti? Are you making that up? He sent
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Speaker 1: me a video. Mike the Lepretaun claims what's his name?
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Speaker 5: Rich Rich, but he says it's not rich.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So this guy watching the Meet department at
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Speaker 1: a store and he's a he listens to the show,
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Speaker 1: according to.
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Speaker 3: The Leprechaun, and he took us selfie with me, so.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate him listening. That's great. We want everyone to
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Speaker 1: grocery store to listen.
26:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so anyway, I'm having to fierce problems
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Speaker 2: with Torch and.
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Speaker 8: Hardy because they're laughing too much when Blind Scott comes on.
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Speaker 1: For those who don't know, because we are on all
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Speaker 1: over the country, this is the the Morning Show, very
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Speaker 1: popular morning show in Boston.
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Speaker 6: No idea who that is or to talk about them
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Speaker 6: all the time, I just don't.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's very it's like the highest rated morning show.
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Speaker 1: And they're on and these guys call in. They're now
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Speaker 1: the We're like the warm up back. They call our
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Speaker 1: show to test out material so they can call the
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Speaker 1: morning show. We're like the open mic night. They test
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Speaker 1: out jokes and then they see what works and what
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Speaker 1: doesn't work, and then they take that to that show.
27:19
Speaker 1: And I hope those guys hang up on you right away,
27:21
Speaker 1: but I guess they don't.
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Speaker 9: No, no, no, they give us about They give us
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Speaker 9: about ten minutes.
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Speaker 1: They give you ten minutes. I don't even give you
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Speaker 1: ten minutes.
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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I know, you give me about three, but
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Speaker 9: yesterday they gave us eight eight.
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Speaker 3: And a half minute.
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Speaker 1: Well on a second, old, I say, is that true,
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Speaker 1: Blond Scott, they you get ten minutes? Is that correct?
27:37
Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 5: No, no, he's gonna get us kicked off. They show
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Speaker 5: they want They don't even want us have us on
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Speaker 5: again for the rest of the week. They already said
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Speaker 5: for us not to call for the week they give us.
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Speaker 5: They give us time because we're funny. They think Ben's
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Speaker 5: a genius for.
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Speaker 7: Putting us on it.
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Speaker 1: That's right. See, I'm a genius. I put you guys on,
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Speaker 1: Mike the Leppert. I'm a radio genius.
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Speaker 7: You are.
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Speaker 1: That's why I'm doing so. I'm doing overnight radio for
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Speaker 1: hied adult life. I'm a genius. Yes.
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Speaker 8: Then then I did like to visit to the studio
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Speaker 8: and I saw.
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Speaker 1: I know you liked it so much you shut up
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Speaker 1: twelve hours before the show. That's how much you liked it.
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Speaker 8: The next year when I come back up, showed up
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Speaker 8: in time.
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Speaker 1: Well, you showed up next year too. Now are you
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Speaker 1: gonna Are you gonna pick the day? Lorraine and Coop
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Speaker 1: aren't here like you did last year?
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Speaker 5: No, I want No.
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Speaker 8: That happened to be at July fourth weekend.
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Speaker 7: They were on vacation that weekend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Uh, Scott, anything else you want to
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Speaker 1: add here, blind Scott.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, So here's the thing with leppercon Mike. The trick
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Speaker 5: is that he's going to be the ticket for me
28:33
Speaker 5: to meet Spred because I'm not allowed. They'll call the
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Speaker 5: police if I show up at the Beasley Media Studios.
28:38
Speaker 5: So Mike, he's gonna established fifth grade teacher from Whalen.
28:41
Speaker 5: You know he taught Ron Burton's kids and everything to
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Speaker 5: one of the original members of the Patriots. So Mike,
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Speaker 5: kids passed a really extensive background check. I could pass one.
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Speaker 5: My mom knows, Mike, you would.
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Speaker 1: You would not pass a background check blind, Scott, Yeah,
28:54
Speaker 1: I would. No, you would not.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no. I already have to go on on
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Speaker 5: that show. I had to give them all my information.
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Speaker 1: Uh, I ain't I gotta go anything you want to
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Speaker 1: add here?
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Speaker 3: We're good, yes, okay, yes, First God, may Day, may Day,
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Speaker 3: may Day.
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Speaker 2: Your ship is going down?
29:10
Speaker 1: Okay a Scott, that's it sounds like a threat. Scott.
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Speaker 5: He went on vacation, had a homeless shelter.
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Speaker 1: You didn't. You didn't go to a homeless shelter, did you,
29:18
Speaker 1: Mike the leprecaun, You didn't do that, right, I go
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Speaker 1: to a.
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Speaker 3: Homeless shelter to help the homeless.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, he was going to help the homeless guy.
29:25
Speaker 1: You're embellishing so.
29:26
Speaker 5: Craps on Marcell every day. Dude, he could buy the
29:29
Speaker 5: guy a new phoney, he needs a new phone.
29:31
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm done with those two. Let's
29:32
Speaker 1: go what do we have this alo? Let's go to OJ.
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Speaker 6: Thank god, you don't give him ten minutes.
29:38
Speaker 1: I give him about twenty right there, Let's go to
29:39
Speaker 1: Oh it seemed like twenty OJ. What's going on? OJ?
29:42
Speaker 1: In Boston? Welcome to the Ben Malor Show.
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Speaker 2: Ben Mahler, how's it going my guy?
29:47
Speaker 1: Oh J? What are you up to?
29:49
Speaker 2: Ah? You know, just doing my daily commute to work.
29:54
Speaker 2: I go from uh I used to live in Boston,
29:56
Speaker 2: but I go from Lemonster to Woolster for work and
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Speaker 2: I hear your show first time caller. You guys are hilarious.
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you appreciate that. How annoys you? Let me
30:07
Speaker 1: ask you this? Who annoys you more? Blind Scott or
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Speaker 1: the Leprechaunt?
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Speaker 2: I was you're literally in my mind, That's literally what
30:14
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. Next, It like you have two
30:16
Speaker 2: of the most annoying people from Boston on your show. Yeah,
30:20
Speaker 2: and I like pull my hair out. I don't know
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Speaker 2: which one's more annoying.
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Speaker 1: But the answer is all the answer is all above. OJ.
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Speaker 1: They're both annoying, these two idiots, very annoying.
30:34
Speaker 2: I want to like drive off of one.
30:37
Speaker 1: No, no, don't do that. Please tell let's not get
30:39
Speaker 1: crazy here, Please do not get crazy and just think.
30:42
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna later this year, we're gonna come and
30:44
Speaker 1: do some malla meet and greets there in the that's what.
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Speaker 2: That's what.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'd love to meet you, OJ, And then
30:52
Speaker 1: you'll have to meet the Leprechaunt and blind Scott though,
30:54
Speaker 1: so be prepared.
30:54
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god. I also I also listened to
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Speaker 2: uh A Toucher and Party. They were a lot better
31:02
Speaker 2: with Toucher and Rich. Unfortunately.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's a cheap shot. That's a low blow. How
31:06
Speaker 1: dare you? I know? I'm all right? How dare you?
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Speaker 10: All?
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Speaker 1: You see? I don't know? That seems away now you
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Speaker 1: get me in trouble with them? Thank you. I gotta go.
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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to aeny me. Let's go to a
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Speaker 1: d who's in Colorado. By the way. We are moments
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Speaker 1: away and well actually a few minutes away from site
31:27
Speaker 1: the bite the Great sports radio Mystery. Hello a D
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Speaker 1: in Colorado. If I was any better, I'd be watching
31:34
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl, which I guess is on Tuesday night,
31:36
Speaker 1: but I will be watching the Dog Show instead. That's
31:39
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be watching.
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Speaker 8: Things a little bit more interesting in that Pro Bowl.
31:43
Speaker 8: I don't know what we need to do, to think,
31:45
Speaker 8: but we need to do something.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's at this point. How do you fix it?
31:49
Speaker 1: The players don't want to play football. It's a flag
31:51
Speaker 1: football games, so there's really nothing They've they've decided they
31:54
Speaker 1: don't want to compete. They've lost the competitive spirit. They
31:58
Speaker 1: all make too much money. They're all too rare and
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Speaker 1: happy and all that, so they don't give a crap.
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Speaker 1: That's the bottom line. If they had to earn their
32:04
Speaker 1: supper and sing for their supper, as the line goes,
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Speaker 1: they'd be out there running around and hitting people like
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Speaker 1: they used to do in the Pro Bowl.
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Speaker 8: So we need to be putting the coaches out there
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Speaker 8: the Coaches Bowl.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to see Andy Reid out there playing.
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Speaker 1: That's what I want to see. It's a good idea.
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Speaker 1: Put him running back exactly.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Well, I saw a bunch of guys bailed out on
32:24
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl that were like Justin Fields got invited
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Speaker 1: to the Pro Bowl. Holy crap, he turned it down.
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Speaker 8: People, get shine. We'll get to see shine finally, for once,
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Speaker 8: we'll have a coach under there. He's gonna prove his worth.
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Speaker 8: He's gonna come back next year.
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Speaker 2: He's gonna be.
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Speaker 8: Slinging him down there.
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Speaker 1: Let's not get crazy, now, let's not get crazy, a
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Speaker 1: little optimistic, all right, take you ade, I appreciate that.
32:44
Speaker 1: Say Illo to uh. Let's see here, what do we have?
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Speaker 1: A hollering James? You awake? James? Are you awake? James? James, James.
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Speaker 1: He's not sleep. He's not he's not snoring, He's not sleep.
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Speaker 1: He's not greath Oh there he's okay. There, he's all right,
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Speaker 1: thank you. Let's see what do we havevy Let's say
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Speaker 1: a cowboy John brad and Windsor Ontario. By the way,
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Speaker 1: there are some rumors the California Post, not the New
33:10
Speaker 1: York Post, the California Post reporting that Lebron James is
33:15
Speaker 1: at loggerheads with the Lakers. The trade deadline is on Thursday.
33:19
Speaker 1: They are headed for divorce, although likely at the end
33:22
Speaker 1: of the season, not now, but Lebron, So there you go.
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Speaker 1: Take that for what it's worth. Hello Cowboy, John.
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Speaker 7: Brad Hell, Hello Ben. And this was sixty seventh versary
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Speaker 7: of the Day of Music. Dye Plane Crish and Clearlake
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Speaker 7: Iowa was killed, Richie Ballens, Bunny Holly and JP big
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Speaker 7: Bopper Richards in the disc jockey you had a couple
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Speaker 7: of his flow one chin Tilly waste. But anyway, seventy
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Speaker 7: nine years ago today and our Yukon, I think a
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Speaker 7: place is called snag. The temperature dropped to minus sixty
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Speaker 7: three degree celsius. That's minus eighty one degree fair night,
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Speaker 7: I see call the temperature ever on the North America
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Speaker 7: in North America. And yeah, eighty years ago yesterday, movie
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Speaker 7: monster Rontohattan died of a heart attack at age fifty
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Speaker 7: one one eight years ago yesterday. Give me John L.
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Speaker 7: Sullim On, the first Marquet of Queensberry heavyweight champion, died
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Speaker 7: of a heart attack at age fifty nine. And if
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Speaker 7: you if you remember two boat Girls and then go
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Speaker 7: of course, I now Garrett Morris was eighty eight on Sunday.
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Speaker 7: But oh, Tollie Shore was Garret Moore. There's the eighth Sunday.
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Speaker 1: How old is he?
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Speaker 7: Fifty eight?
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Speaker 1: Fifty eight, Polly shore Man, look at that in Sino Man,
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Speaker 1: in Pino Man, he was we broadcast right in Sino's
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Speaker 1: the next city over when we broadcast.
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Speaker 7: Oh, I didn't know that? Ye quickly dingo? Who was
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Speaker 7: family Cham and the Farrells back of the sixties will
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Speaker 7: be eighty nine February twenty eight. So and anyway, well, everybody,
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Speaker 7: have a good day, and hopefully I'll be able to
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Speaker 7: speak to you for a sight of bite in a
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Speaker 7: few minutes. And buy for now.
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Speaker 1: There he goes cowboy John brad Where he goes only
35:23
Speaker 1: he knows? Oh, you play the tabloids real quick blowing
35:29
Speaker 1: up here? Pookadn't the cool? That's an NFL wide receiver
35:32
Speaker 1: a good one, according to the tabloids, went on a
35:37
Speaker 1: date with Sydney Sweeney. Isn't she like the hottest person
35:40
Speaker 1: in Hollywood? I thought? Or something?
35:41
Speaker 6: You got the big old bitties?
35:43
Speaker 1: Oh does she okay? I hear I think she's the
35:46
Speaker 1: hottest person? Yeah, Coop, are you upset that pooking the cool?
35:49
Speaker 1: The jeans went on a date? What are wearing good jeans?
35:53
Speaker 6: Or no, she's made of good jeans?
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Speaker 9: Who what do you she's referring to the ad that was,
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Speaker 9: oh who cares?
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Speaker 1: Jeez, who cares about that? That's good marketing anyway. It
36:04
Speaker 1: is the Ben So there you go, pook in the CoA.
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Speaker 1: I guess this. If he sucks next year, we'll blame
36:09
Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney if they actually end up dating who knows?
36:11
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Speaker 1: need your help on that. We're here recording this thing overnight,
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Speaker 1: and we need you to listen to it. So where
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Speaker 1: we get your podcasts, it's omni presidents everywhere. Give it
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Speaker 1: a five star rating, help us out, provide a review.
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Speaker 1: The corporate weasels love that and support the radio show
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Speaker 1: on the podcast format and the Ben Mahler Show and
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Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast. All of that best of version
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Speaker 1: will be one point six seconds long, posted right after
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Speaker 1: the end of the show.
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Speaker 10: It's time now to site site bite, where we play
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Speaker 10: random generic sound bites, you know in a sports and
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Speaker 10: entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
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Speaker 1: You try to tell us who's doing the talking. Get
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Speaker 1: to it right now here we go, who is the
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Speaker 1: sound bite of the week. Let's go to the audio tape.
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Speaker 3: I feel like that's idolizing in a way.
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Speaker 1: They're long here, normally supposed to be very short.
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Speaker 9: Well, nobody's gone it right in the past like six months,
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Speaker 9: so I.
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Speaker 3: Feel like that's idolizing in a way.
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Speaker 6: They still ain't gonna get it.
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Speaker 1: The whole bid is to do a short I mean,
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Speaker 1: not that that's something you know who it is. That's
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Speaker 1: not the point though, that the bid is. It's site
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Speaker 1: the bite not cite the paragraph. That's not the bit.
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Speaker 9: The bid is that it's two seconds as opposed to
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Speaker 9: one second.
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Speaker 1: Supposed to be one. It's supposed to be short.
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Speaker 9: Actually one oh, so it's not even two seconds.
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Speaker 1: It's too long. That's not up to the standard of
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Speaker 1: the show. At one. I feel like this. All right,
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Speaker 1: I guess that editing takes a little too long. All right,
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Speaker 1: let's go to the phones. Let's go to Hugh on
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Speaker 1: the five who you're in the lead off chair, go
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Speaker 1: ahead of you.
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Speaker 4: What's the what's it's it's too it's too long, it's
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Speaker 4: too long.
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Speaker 1: We can't we can't play it for you. Who's too
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Speaker 1: lazy to cut the sound? By the way I want
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Speaker 1: so he's complaining, let's go to it's too short and
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Speaker 1: you can't understand it. Then you complain that you can
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Speaker 1: only hear what he says. By the way, Media day
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Speaker 1: was last night, we had no sound from media that
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Speaker 1: played on the show. Let's go to Scott in the
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Speaker 1: commo with Hello Scott. I guess our editor didn't put
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Speaker 1: sound buds in Scott, Hello Scott.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, We're good.
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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, Jake Paul, is.
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Speaker 1: It Jake Paul. All right, I don't have the list
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Speaker 1: of clues. I wasn't given that, so go ahead there, Coop.
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Speaker 1: You want to read your little list of clues there?
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Speaker 1: Because I didn't get it.
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Speaker 9: He grew up in the Englewood neighborhood of Chicago.
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Speaker 1: All right, Chris in Boston? Who is it? Chris site
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Speaker 1: the bike? Go ahead there, Chris?
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Speaker 5: And former Patriots punter Tom Tupa.
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Speaker 1: Is that Tom Tupa?
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Speaker 8: No?
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Speaker 1: All right, Let's say hello Wayne in Missouri, one of
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Speaker 1: my favorites. Hello Wayne in Missouri. Go ahead there, Wayne,
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Speaker 1: Ben Maller.
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Speaker 7: I'm thinking that is former place caser for the San
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Speaker 7: Diegel Chargers.
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Speaker 1: Is that Ralph? No, that's a incorrect all right, we're
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Speaker 1: out of time. Who is it? Derek Rose?
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Speaker 2: There?
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Speaker 1: It is Derek.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 1: Cite the paragraph nobody winning so unbelieved