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Hunting LeBron | Son of a Boy Dad #231 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Alrady, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 2: It is September fourth, it's noon. We're live here from
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  Speaker 2: h Q three.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the prep sheets? Do we not have the prep sheets?
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  Speaker 2: We do not have the prep sheets? Today the prep.
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  Speaker 1: Sheeps Chay, Chay has been lacking.
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  Speaker 2: Chay has been lacking.
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  Speaker 1: Jay should have blessed us with some prep sheeps. Fantasy
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  Speaker 1: Football Draft.
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  Speaker 2: Last night football draft went well.
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  Speaker 1: Where's let's pivot to being a sports podcast, like a
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  Speaker 1: football analysis podcast for the fall. Francis, I know you're
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  Speaker 1: on board.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ready. I got my team, I got my squad.
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  Speaker 3: The order just randomly put me first pick and my gut,
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  Speaker 3: said Christian McCaffrey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great pick, but in two quarterback leagues
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it's a precedent to put I mean, you can't
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  Speaker 1: go wrong with McCaffrey, even.
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  Speaker 2: With the quarterbacks that because I know you took Drake
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  Speaker 2: May but then you dropped him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I dropped him, but that was a very late pick.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know who he was he already had two
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  Speaker 2: qbs at that time.
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  Speaker 3: I'd heard you say a lot about Drake may so
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was somebody important.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you saw I didn't even take Drake Mayn,
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  Speaker 2: I had many opportunities to take care.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you took a Travis Kelsey pick because you
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  Speaker 3: went to go get milk or something.
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  Speaker 2: That was because Ron ran out of time. This is
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  Speaker 2: what happened. So I'm on the line I did it. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you did.
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  Speaker 3: You ran out of time.
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  Speaker 1: I never ran out of time.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you saw it was me that ran out
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  Speaker 2: of time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, automatically assigned a pick game.
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  Speaker 2: What happened on my screen was what happened on my
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  Speaker 2: screen because I'm I'm the commissioner of the league, so
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  Speaker 2: my layout on my laptop doesn't look the same as yours.
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  Speaker 2: So it looked like on my screen, it looked like
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  Speaker 2: Rone ran out of time. And then it said, uh
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  Speaker 2: like something, and then I was trying to it was
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  Speaker 2: like stuck on Ron on my screen.
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  Speaker 1: It was my legs. A couple of times too. It
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  Speaker 1: was stuck on.
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  Speaker 2: Roan being out of time, and I was like, does
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  Speaker 2: does he just do I have to like do something
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  Speaker 2: to make him.
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  Speaker 1: We're burying the lead sas drafted four tight ends and
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  Speaker 1: three wide receivers the strategy. Francis has never played Fantasy
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  Speaker 1: football before, and he knows not to do that.
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  Speaker 2: No, what happened was so so I'm stuck on this
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  Speaker 2: is on my screen, I believe that you didn't ran
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  Speaker 2: out of time, but on ran out of time. But
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  Speaker 2: on my screen it said you ran out of time.
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  Speaker 2: It's stuck on that. I'm trying to figure out how
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  Speaker 2: to get it to move to Brandon, who's the next pick?
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  Speaker 2: And then it's giving me all these options. So I
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  Speaker 2: just select auto pick, assuming that it's going to just
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  Speaker 2: automatically give you a pick. And then as soon as
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  Speaker 2: I select auto pick, it jumps like three spots to me,
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  Speaker 2: and then it just says I have Travis Kelcey, And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck just happened?
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, third pick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want Travis Kelcey, but that does That's why
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  Speaker 2: I picked so many tight ends.
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  Speaker 1: No, but that doesn't mean you picked more tight ends
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  Speaker 1: just because you got your tight end early.
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  Speaker 2: I picked multiple tight ends because I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know Travis kelt is gonna play half the
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  Speaker 2: games this year.
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  Speaker 1: He's like fifty. Yeah, but that's that's good. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like.
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  Speaker 2: Gronk in his last season. He's gonna play one game.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's still an upper echelon. That doesn't mean you
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  Speaker 1: need more tight ends. Yeah, but that doesn't mean.
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  Speaker 2: You need until met No, I needed more tight ends.
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  Speaker 2: But now the problem is all of my wide receivers
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  Speaker 2: and tight ends are on the fucking Texans. So if
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  Speaker 2: the Texans have a bad game, I'm fucked. Every one
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  Speaker 2: of my players.
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  Speaker 1: I have taken.
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  Speaker 3: Schultz backup quarterback on my team. I chose a backup
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  Speaker 3: quarter quarterback quarterbacks. If any one of them goes down hurt, we.
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  Speaker 2: Are, you'll just trade for You'll just still pick up
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  Speaker 2: a free Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that was the thing. Nobody told me
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  Speaker 3: anything about how this works. I actually texted the group
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  Speaker 3: one minute before it started. Are we doing this on zoom? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But I said, I texted prior to that and I said,
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  Speaker 2: we're not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: This is very At first, we were going to do
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  Speaker 1: it for like fun content, for like I thought we
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  Speaker 1: were gonna come in here and do it, and.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's what I was.
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  Speaker 1: And that was the original idea something like that.
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  Speaker 2: That was the original idea that I had.
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  Speaker 1: Stuffed crust pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I was like ten people, it's too much,
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  Speaker 2: it's not right.
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  Speaker 3: Also, most of them are in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly the five of us in this room and
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  Speaker 1: then five Chicago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, god bless. I don't know that my squad is
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  Speaker 3: particularly good. It is good, I don't know much about
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what they're supposed to pick a defense
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  Speaker 3: or a kicker. You think I have the I have
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  Speaker 3: the worst team right now?
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  Speaker 1: You don't how you have Christian McCaffrey the lastest team
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  Speaker 1: for Week one, Sass's team is predicted to have the
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  Speaker 1: most points.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I had a great draft. There's no way beating
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  Speaker 2: around it.
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  Speaker 3: I chose the Jets defense because they're predicted to be
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  Speaker 3: the best Jets beat. Yes, but someone then made the
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  Speaker 3: point or I read after the fact, that you need
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  Speaker 3: to see their schedule and you want.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I was thinking a lot of schedule stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I picked a lot of guys in the Lions,
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  Speaker 2: easiest schedule in the league.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because if the if the Jets defense is playing
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  Speaker 3: a whole bunch of really good teams, especially early in
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  Speaker 3: the season.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow your team is good. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: You have h Drake Prescott, but you don't have them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You have Dak Prescott, Aaron Rodgers and Christian McCaffrey and
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  Speaker 1: the Devin a chain Uh Puka Naku and Malik Neighbors
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  Speaker 1: Najoku and Jayden Reid.
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  Speaker 2: I just chose then you got to You've got a
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  Speaker 2: couple of guys that like, if you were to put
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  Speaker 2: together anytime touchdown parlay with your roster, it would be
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  Speaker 2: like plus five hundred thousand to win.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it. I'll do it. I don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Watch me.
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  Speaker 1: I bet I. I would bet a hefty amount of
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  Speaker 1: money that Francis is not the worst team in the league.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably right.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to be in last place.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's all that matters to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's quarterback heavy, and you got good court. You
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  Speaker 1: got some good quarterbacks. I don't know why everyone's down
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  Speaker 1: on Aaron Rodgers this year. Aaron Rodgers is gonna ball
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  Speaker 1: the fuck out this year. Do you think he just
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  Speaker 1: that he could get hurt.
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  Speaker 2: I think he could get hurt. He's old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a little tired of his of what he says,
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  Speaker 3: of his words, of all the stuff he talks about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Justin Tucker thing, I actually don't think that
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  Speaker 2: full of himself.
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  Speaker 3: He just needs to shut up.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say about Justin Tucker?
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  Speaker 2: He drafted Justin Tucker like fourth round?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got the best kicker.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. But I was looking at the points breakdown like
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  Speaker 2: that's gonna be good.
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  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, there's no ir spot so and you have
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  Speaker 1: Nick Chubb. If Nick Chubb comes back, you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: fucking static.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know he wasn't around. Where is he?
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  Speaker 1: He's hurt?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's why broken Penis. I got fucked because Brandon
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  Speaker 2: was in front of me for half my picks, and
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  Speaker 2: he took everyone that I was going going to pick
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  Speaker 2: every like consistently, every single time I would have my
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  Speaker 2: thing hovered over someone and he would take it before
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  Speaker 2: me and it wouldn't even be like the automatically recommended
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  Speaker 2: top pick.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I picked its two guy that I thought
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  Speaker 3: another quarterback, and he was the top one at that point.
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  Speaker 1: You zag when everybody else sees that's right. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a great season.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I mean, Drake May is not a
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  Speaker 2: bad pick. It's just he's not gonna so he is
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  Speaker 2: a bad pick, Like he might play because Jacoby Brissette
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  Speaker 2: got hurt in preseason he might get hurt again.
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  Speaker 1: Or that Jacoby Brissette might just suck, and they're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Drake May.
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  Speaker 2: Realisticly, Drake May is gonna end up playing probably like
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  Speaker 2: fifty of the games if I had.
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  Speaker 1: Till later in the season. Yeah, you're not gonna even
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  Speaker 1: need him till then. You're good. You're dude, You're good.
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  Speaker 3: It's Drake May.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, oh that's cool. Tar heel,
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  Speaker 2: tar heels.
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  Speaker 1: Tar heel. But before the NFL Draft, they went through
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  Speaker 1: who he's following, and he likely followed the white quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 1: He followed every like me. You know, he belongs in
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  Speaker 1: New England to a great white quarterback and not a
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  Speaker 1: single black quarter Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: That? Like literally like it was like Joe Burrow, Josh
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  Speaker 2: Allen and then like Sam Darnold, he was falling like backups.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, I thought he was black.
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  Speaker 2: Zach Wilson.
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  Speaker 3: Drake May is a pretty black name.
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  Speaker 1: It is. It is Wow. If you're named after a
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  Speaker 1: month or a color, you're you're probably.
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  Speaker 3: Black or Drake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, named after Drake Young.
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  Speaker 2: He's like twenty one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And when did Drake get famous?
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  Speaker 3: I guess more than that would have been two thousand
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  Speaker 3: and I know exactly two thousand.
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  Speaker 1: And eight nine eight eight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait was when he did? Best I ever had?
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  Speaker 1: Was it?
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  Speaker 3: That's when that came out?
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  Speaker 1: I remember, baby everything, what a great song.
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  Speaker 2: You're What was the draft that you had yesterday? That
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  Speaker 2: wasn't our draft?
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  Speaker 1: So ours was PPR and I had a non PPR draft.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but what well, like what league was it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was in It was like my sister's
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  Speaker 1: work league.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like advisors. No, no, no, because I know
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people ye last night had multiple drafts
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  Speaker 2: and uh. I texted Tommy asking if he wanted to
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  Speaker 2: the league, and he said he couldn't do it because
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  Speaker 2: he had the advisors draft.
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  Speaker 1: The fuck? Yeah, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Thank god we have none of those suckers.
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  Speaker 2: And I know, well, I was just pumped because I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I was only asking because I felt bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want you in the league at all.
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  Speaker 2: It's the last guy you want in the.
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  Speaker 1: League, Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Tommy's the kind of guy tom He's the kind
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  Speaker 2: of guy that's like he would like hold dudes on
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  Speaker 2: the bench instead of letting you trade them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He thinks it's a zerosme game. Yeah, which I guess
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  Speaker 1: in fantasy football. It is a zero some game. I
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: don't even know what that saying means, but I like saying, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard it zero some game. What does it mean? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: A zero sum game is winner take.
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  Speaker 1: All, winner takes nothing in.
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  Speaker 3: It means that there's that there's you either win everything
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  Speaker 3: or you win nothing, so there's no sum. Yeah. Ga,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why zero sum denotes that, but it means, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's a it's one person wins or one thing wins
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  Speaker 3: and everyone else gets nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to a friend of mine who owns
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  Speaker 1: somebody's like like record catalog, and I was like, damn,
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  Speaker 1: Like that means they can't they don't get paid off
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  Speaker 1: their music now. And he's like, uncomfortably, was like, yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's a zero sme game.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what, that's what I think. Bob Dyllan sold
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  Speaker 2: his entire catalog to Sony for like two hundred million
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  Speaker 2: dollars a couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: Ago Zeros home game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I also two hundred million dollars when you're
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  Speaker 2: like ninety.
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  Speaker 3: That's to me, that's a two hundred million dollars some
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  Speaker 3: game that he's won.
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  Speaker 1: It's basically just, well, is it a fuck you to
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  Speaker 1: your ancestors? Like, is it a fuck you to your lineage?
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  Speaker 2: Or do that? I don't think so. Dude, if you
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  Speaker 2: make two hundred million dollars, if.
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  Speaker 1: You make two hundred million and make sure to spend.
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  Speaker 2: It so that, like Sony can use his music in
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  Speaker 2: like movies fifty years from now.
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  Speaker 1: But basically my point is that his kids don't get
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  Speaker 1: royalties off the music.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they'll get his billion dollars that he's that
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna inherit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if he spends it all, or if he leaves
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  Speaker 1: it to some bullshit fucking I.
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  Speaker 2: Could see her it's like a twenty two year old
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  Speaker 2: girl foundation, yeah, or a foundation or if he leaves it.
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  Speaker 1: To Uh did you hear that that fucking Bill Bill
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  Speaker 1: Gates gives off his money to charities because he hates
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  Speaker 1: his wife.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 3: If they ran the foundation together, Bill and will the
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  Speaker 3: Gates Foundation.
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  Speaker 2: That was like, well, I remember being a child, and
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  Speaker 2: everyone k like, well, Bill Gates would actually be way
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: richer if he didn't donate all of his money. That
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: was like a known thing. Yeah, and that was before
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: he even got divorced.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard or that that she was. I don't
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: even know. I'm getting into too many shitty conversations with
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: True, not like us.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, that's why I come to you guys facts. Yeah,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: I come to you guys s to learn what the
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: fuck is going on.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I've made three things up already on
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: this podcast.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: But that his bitch wife made made it seem like
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: he went to Epstein Island and he didn't even actually
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: go to Epstein Island. But he's not just his bitch
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: wife trying to fucking sully his good name, the pedophile
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: stink on fucking sweet Bill Gates.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I thought he did go to Epstein Island. Now that's
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: his wife propagandizing she went to Epstein Island. According to
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: the eighty five IQ person I was talking.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: To Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I can't remember
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: if their divorce was acrimonious or not. I do know
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: that they were true business partners. She was, you know,
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: she was an employee yet Microsoft Microsoft.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how these billionaires are just plugging up their employees.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was. She was pretty high up though.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: I think I watched that doc they did about him
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: being Bill or inside Bill's Mind or something like that.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: He go once a year, he goes on a vacation
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: for a week on his wife, and he just goes
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: to a cabin in the woods and cheats on his wife.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: It's like in there. It was in there, like marriage.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: They had some you're this is made up?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: No, I think they had. They had like an agreement.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: No, yes, where'd you get that from?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I remember reading about it. They had like an agreement
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: where he could get where once a week he would
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: go on vacation once a week or once a a week.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: He goes on vacation and he calls it his think week.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: And all he does is he goes and he brings
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: this Duffel bag filled with books, and he reads like
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: twelve or fifteen books in a week in a cabin.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: It just thinks that's all he does kind of unplugs.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: That's kind of sweet. Yeah, so no cheating.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Goes on, as far as I know, I was just
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: you know, fucking entertaining.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Sassa's his bullshit.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: I swear he had a week where I read something
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: about him having a week where he was allowed to
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of Andre Carolinko.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of Andre caroll Ak forty seven.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his birthday is presumably Russian or Eastern European. Wife
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: allowed him a hall pass every year on his birthday.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Which is crazy because he's in the NBA, so he's
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: also taking a Hall pass three hundred and sixty four.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Oh thanks baby, Yes, I really appreciate that.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: A sexual purge once a year, all laws are out
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: the window.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: She's probably taken his birthday as a holiday too. Yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Holy day.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Do you guys think that if the purge were real,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: if the government allowed us to do it, would you
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: go out to the streets or would you shelter home
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: in place?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Shelter and home? For sure? He wouldn't kill No, maybe
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I would go fishing, and I would like go somewhere
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: where it's catching release only just eat a bunch.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Of fish big enough.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Enough.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: A lot of places have, like like the place that
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I go fishing in New Jersey, it's catching release only,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: so I could technically could go there and just do
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: a little fish fry on the purge day. Yeah, somebody's
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: sixteen fish. Look at all the bones.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: This lawlessness has to stop.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Bring a cooler out there.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Bring them home. You bring them home next day, it's over.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: But I've already done it that he's already been done.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I think you can't get in trouble after the purch
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: is over.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I think about those Kobea we had to throw back
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think about those that often.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I don't think about them either.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Why why would you would you be in the street.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Apparently they're good.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Apparently they're amazing. That's all they talked about. It's how
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: amazing they were.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: It was very odd. They were like they were like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, probably the best eating fish. Like we could
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: bring them just right over to this stock, they'll they'll
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: cook them up for us.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were telling us that we could keep them
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: and eat them.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: And get a little karaoke on them. Something happened along
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: the way with that law I don't know why or how,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: but all of a sudden, everything switched to you.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, we can't do the thing that we got
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: you excited about. You gotta go over to out Dakota
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: or South fucking Carolina for that, which is like twenty
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: miles that way.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: The day before and the entire day leading up to
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: us fishing, all they were talking about was how good
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: the fish are and how we can bring them over
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: to this this doc will. They were like, it's like
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: a restaurant that you pull up to and they cook
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: them up for you. And then we like caught one
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: and they were like, oh no, we can't keep. We
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: can't keep any of these.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: We were like, oh, okay, you guys must have upset
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: them as Yankees.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a catching release man. Everyone knows that about me.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: You don't have the gall to kill a fish.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: No, well, actually I did kill a fish. It was
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: it was pretty bad. I was gonna I was gonna
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: eat small mouth bass lake bass. Yeah when was this? Uh,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: this was recently. I was gonna eat small mouth bass.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: No, that's a trout bass.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Trout bass is not a thing.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: But but uh, I didn't know how to filet a
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: small mouth and I didn't know how to kill a
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: small mouth.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I know what I know how to clean a trout
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: and kill a trout. All you have to do, because
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: trout are so delicate, You just take like a stick
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: or a rock or something and you just bang them
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: on the head once lights out immediately. So I have
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: this small amount bass and I'm holding it and I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: and I take a rock and I just give it
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: a dude didn't even now it's just flopping around my hand. Yeah,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: so now I'm just not dying. It's not it won't die.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Its head is made out of fucking like concrete.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: It got a metal plate, can't go through.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like fucking steelte tims. And uh so then
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I take my knife and I just stab it right
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: in the head. And it died immediately, lights out immediately,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: and uh.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Started with that sound immediate because you had just I
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: tortured it to death.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And then and then I was like, all, I'm gonna
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: flay it. And I tried to flay it how you
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: would fillay a trout trout ass, and it's all bones,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: and I ended up just throwing it back in the water,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: just like like the heads off. There's like scales all
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: over my hands and just toss it back in the water.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is so brutal. I felt so bad.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So you killed it for nothing.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I killed it for no reason.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: You just fucking brutalize them.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, however, small mouth bass are an invasive species, and
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: they're I caught thirty small mouth bass in one day,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: but you let them all go. I let them all go.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: So I killed. I mean one out of every thirty
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: is not it's pretty good ratio.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did three percent damage on the species.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm fishing barbleous hooks like I'm taking care
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: of these fish.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're they're probably going back procreating. After words,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: you're probably making it worse for it. If they're an
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: invasive species, you're probably teaching them that it's important, that
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: life is precious and short, that they need to get
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to fucking right now.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. It was pretty bad. I felt
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: pretty bad about it. I was complaining if I should
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: tell that story or not.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: As you brutalize the face.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It was dude, it was a scene.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You're too old to be doing that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I felt like those videos where there like they'll show
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like someone who like shoots up a mall or something
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: and they're like and they're like, yeah, he would torture
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: small animals. As a child, I felt like someone was
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: gonna see me, just like standing on a rock, just
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: like sawing into this fish for no reason, just like
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: listening to.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: A podcast, just like well throw it back in sunglasses
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: on unchanged expression.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that movie Hostile?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: No?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: It's a horror movie. There's a scene in that what
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: you just described reminded me of. They go, they pay
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: a lot of money to go basically torture and murder people. Yeah,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: in these you know, torture den dens in Eastern Europe somewhere,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: and one guy pays a bunch and goes to do it,
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: but he kind of screws up and he has like
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: this power saw or something like that, and the girl
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: who's strapped of the chair, he accidentally gets her hair
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: caught in the saw and it just like rips her
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: scalp off. But she's still alive, and he's like ah,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: he's like, oh no, you know, he's mad that he
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: did it to Yeah, gruesomely. He wanted to take his
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: time and like keeps fucking it up, and the fact
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: that he's making her so brutal. Yeah, uh, it makes
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: him turned off about the whole experience, which is you
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: and the fish.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Pretty much.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same. Or in Triangle of Sadness, they
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: like get caught on a desert island and then they're like, well,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: like hunt this deer, and they go to the deer
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and they like smash it over the head and start celebrating,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: and then it just starts screaming and pan, this is wailing.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Like two minutes later, they're like walking out, crying, huddling
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: each other, Yeah, cuddling each other.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: And then I I googled when I got back, I
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: googled how to filey a smallmouth to see how far
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: off I was. In a trillion years, I never would
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: have done that the right way.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Where I feel like, what are their bones on the.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Thing is their spine is fucking huge. Their spine is
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: like as thick as this mic stand and uh you
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: pretty much Yeah, I don't even know how to describe it.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: It's it's not how you take.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: A little a little knife with thin knife and you
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: cut both the filets off and then you peel no
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: sign out like.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: That it's not like that.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: There's no doubt in my mind Francis will.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Be able to do this with I would I could
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: do it, I promise you wouldn't. And precision and precision also,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: like my knife wasn't sharp.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Enough, right, Well that's what everyone says.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it is for trout. It's easily sharp
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: enough for trout.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Huh, you're a brutal animal.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt pretty bad about that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so for the purge, you would just be stabbing
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: fish in the head.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Well, ideally I would eat those fish.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the Purge, Francis, you would be first team
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: all Perge.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I'd beg.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You would be in the streets with like wielding a bat,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: doing like cool moves and landing like fucking black panther.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I'd be like one of the rouch guys on a
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: ATV going down the street and doing a wheelie, standing
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: on the back.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Like swinging a bat with barb wire around in your
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: hand before you fucking take someone's head off.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: With strengthen numbers, Strengthen numbers. I would love a perch.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I could do a perch.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: You'd be so great.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Who charging right now actually purging myself? I am trying
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: to just get all the toxins out of my body,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: even though I did have tunic gronies last night, which
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: was a mistake.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I saw you. I saw you this morning eating an
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: apple and drinking water, and I was like, I've been there,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: trying to make up for lost lost time. Well, I
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: knew we were going to repair the damage.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: We always seem to podcast right through my lunchtime, and
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I have a hard time with my energy levels because
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: that's when I would be eating.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you'd refuel, and.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Then if we do it after, then I'm crashing from
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: the meal that I ate. So I get tired. But
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: if I do it before, I'm crashing because I don't
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: have enough energy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a fuel You're a fuel machine. You're a
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: gas guzzler.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I am like an escalade. Yeah, we need to just
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: dump fucking fifty dollars of fuel in you a day
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: just so you can keep on going.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Over age too.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which were awesome. They were such badass vehicles.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: They were cool.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I missed gas guzzlers. These bitch ass fucking Elon musk cars.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, gas guzzlers were fucking incredible. Why not just
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: use the gas that we have.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: It is pretty crazy. How manute? How much? How long?
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Like a tank of gas lasts you? Now though, oh yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: you can go three hundred miles without refueling.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Otherwise the dinosaurs died in vain if we're not using
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: their gas, if we're not using fossil fuels, and we're
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: just fucking I'm confused about what fossil fuels are though,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Like the oil rigs that your boys are spearfishing off of,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that's not all fossil fuel, is it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I think it is.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all fossil fuel. There's that many dinosaurs that
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: died like deep in the ocean. That's they're fucking just
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: siphoning off. There's just a pit of dead dinosaurs.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: That's a good question. Yeah, I don't know.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: How the hell does it work? And isn't aren't cow
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: farts just like as bad as cars.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Methane is bad.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Cal farts, caliparts are calparts are what? Really, it's your
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: fucking hunger for steak that's keeping the environment bad, not
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: my Hummer H two exactly. My HUMBERH two is not
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: doing shit compared to the fucking.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Having a hummer in New York City would be the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: worst thing imaginable.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: It's like wider than the streets.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, parking on that, oh my god, he would have
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: to be driving on the curb to get around your car.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: My buddy. In middle school, his parents got one and
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: it was you know, main So it's the most baller
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: car out in the whole state. And uh, we would
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: ask them to drive us to dances in it. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And it was an H two, a yellow H two,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: And we would over we go over to his house
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: before the dance, and especially for the Halloween dance, and
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: we would go. He he had a lot of sports
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: jerseys and we would always go into his jersey closet
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: and pick out a jersey to wear. Authentic key Sewan
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Johnson Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey. This was the year that
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Tampa Bay won the Super Bowl with Warren Sap and two.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: O.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah was it that It sounds right? That sounds about right. Yeah,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: So I wore that jersey and boy I fucked a
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: lot of girls.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Girls, girls can't like get enough of a rare jersey.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Oh the feel when they feel the actual stitching of
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: the number. You know, it's not screen printed, nor is
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: it that middle tier jersey, which is, you know, piece
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: of ship, the Swingman jersey, I think they called it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: It was the authentic jersey and you could run your
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: fingers down the number and it felt felt like that
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: couch a little bit beautiful.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: That's why I had to like lock away my Mac
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Jones Patriots jersey, so you can't.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Buy those an and its friendship enders among women because
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: they're like, they'll fight over you. They turn into chimpanzees. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: fighting for the alpha male. Once they see a really
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: rare jersey.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Rare jersey like that, well for the women will get
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: them to tear it'll it'll just see, it's the end
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: of feminism in general. I spent months mowing lawns and
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: feeding Lydia Schroeder's cat to save up enough money to
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: buy an authentic Lebron James jersey, which because I was
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: going to see Lebron play in his rookie year against
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: the Celtics at the Garden and I went and the
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: tazy they were there two hours before the game for
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: the shoot around, and I remember Darius Miles signed the
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: jersey and I don't think I was really trying to
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: get his autograph. And I remember this guide to my right, goes,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? Because then the only way to
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: actually make the jersey worth it would not only be
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: I had to get Lebron's autograph, but I had to
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: get the whole team, the whole team, not just.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I got Darius Miles signed Lebron jersey.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I got.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Actually, the bitches might like that because that's right, that's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: right Lebron in and of itself, Like, that's kind of bad,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You might see a couple
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: of those He used to go like this after he
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: had done.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, I got every single player on the Cavs autographs
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: except for Lebron.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: James And where's that jersey now hanging in.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: My childhood bedroom closet?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: In the closet, not even.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I can't. It has every autograph except Lebron Lebron jersey.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: It's like he died and then the rest of the
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: team signed it to send his daughter.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: If you have every if if you have like twenty
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: signatures and all of them are real, no one's gonna
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: know this one fake one.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Or get it to Lebron.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Could we do that? Do you think we could get
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Lebron's autograph that was still a major piece in my life.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: And the other part that's missing is I have absolutely
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: not I have like the state quarter map, and I
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: have like three states missing.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: It's also I have a book of every state quarder
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: in my childhood home, not just one for every map.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I have like maybe one hundred and fifty of each
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: state quarder. What, yeah, cooks of each one.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of money, yes, alert and we could
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: have a lot of time inert.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Called an investments. Your you guys are on bitcoins. I'm
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: on regular coins, good old fashioned.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Coins, an arcade or penny candies?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Which one do you need? Which ones you need?
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I can't even remember, guys, have to look.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I'll go Thanksgiving, I'll stop at home, and I'll fucking
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I'll collect the ones you need.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: That's very problem, very with your pennies.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it's no problem. Happy for you to complete
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: your collection.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: I think I care more, though I do care more
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: about the lebron autography.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Is not like that's a tough yet, especially now. I
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: mean you could have pursued that for like five years
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: after you missed it, and you would have had a
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: better chance of getting it then.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Now now I think we I think big cat could
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: do it. You could figure it out.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Get a Lebron autograph if you told him the story
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: when his big hat gonna be in a scenario where
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: he's gonna have time to explain that story to Lebron.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: James just big cat seems to know everybody, but.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: He would have had him on part of my take.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that is a much bigger commitment of time
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: than just handing him a nineteen out of twenty autographed
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Lebron jersey.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You've got to be one of those adult autograph seekers
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: who huddle outside of team hotels a child for eight hours.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to like buy a kid.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: This would be this would be a good piece of content.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I have to hunt down hunting Lebron.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Hunting Lebron good way to get a restraining order.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, call it hunting Lebron. We talk about the purge.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I only wait to meet Lebron.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm not one of the professional autograph seekers who's
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: going to get multiple I just want one Lebron autograph
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: on my authentic jersey for which I worked very hard.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: I mowed a lot of lawns and that cat didn't
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: eat quickly.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: And cat Food paid me.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: She paid me.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not even making this number up. She was gone
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: for a full week, and when I got back on
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: the lap or when she paid me, she paid me
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: five dollars for the week. I mean, granted, I was like,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know, thirteen twelve or something and they live next.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Door, but at least give him a twenty.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck five dollars. I had
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: to use a can opener to open the can of cat.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Food, dude.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: When I was really young, I had to go like
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: cat feed my neighbor's cat when they were away, and
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I remember I went into their house and it was
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: like disgusting.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cat people are dude.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: No, there was like there was like pans on the
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: stove with baking grease in them still, and I was like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not a clean person at all, but
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: even then, I was like, this is fucking insane.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Just have the cat eat the grease.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just leaving out pans of grease. And like
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: there's like open bags of chips everywhere. And they were
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: gone for like a week, Like what the fuck is this?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Where did they go?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I was probably twelve or something.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: The idea of coming home to dirty pots and pans
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: after traveling for a week gives me huge anxwle.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Well, that's just someone who's not taking care of their landscape.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: The cat people now, they don't even need to like
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: live with the cat cause it's all automated. There's cat
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: feeding machines that like they just feed it on a schedule,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and oh yeah, you would just be away for like
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: fucking months at a time.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have like yeah, and they have like the
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: litter boxes that like clean themselves.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: What do cat people want? Just like want for like
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: once every week, like the cat to like rub its
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: head on you, and then you're just satisf Just got
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a fucking beanie baby weird.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. I wouldn't hate having a cat.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Then get one.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want one. I want one, but I don't
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: want to have to deal with like the stress.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: But there is no stress. That's the point of a cat.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I travel too much.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I mean you can leave them for three days, right.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I travel for more than three days a lot.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: You leave it for more than three days.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Someone could go over to your place and do whatever
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: it needed to be done.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: For yeah, or just get their automated machine.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: True, I could do that. It would definitely ease my
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: fears of the mice.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I think. Yeah. I also think it would be good
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: for you to have a companion like that. It might
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: really change who you are, you know. No, you'd have
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: it there on your side, sort of while you're playing
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: your video games.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: It's offten you a little bit. Yeah, that'd be nice.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: You can name it after a video game character or something.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Soap Soap is a hilarious cat name. You should get
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: a cat name. So Soap is a.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Character from the Wadern Warfare campaigns.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Of course we should get a Yeah, you should. You
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: should get a cat Scott, a little mascot.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Just have it for the show. Yeah, we should have
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: a studio cat.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we just have a cat in here, never leaves
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: this room.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Cat bev yo.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: It's kind of good. I mean, he could might get
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you a Lebron. Oh, Pat Bev could get me Lebron
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe?
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: How tight are they.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I mean they played together on the Lakers.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Ah, who's the closest person that we know to Lebron?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I think you could get Andrew Schultz to get you
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: a Lebron signature. No, no, I feel like he's really
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: in with like the black community. He could have like
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: fifty cent ask Lebron.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck, you could get like a little Dickie to get Lebron.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Do you know little Dickie?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Of course you do.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know your one phone call away from knowing him.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: We could, we could get to little Dickie.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Your degrees? What's your degrees of separation from little Dickie?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, doesn't Kevin know him? Haven't they had him?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: There you go, there we go, and you shot something
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: with Kevin yesterday, and there we go.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know Schultz knows a little Dickie. And see
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: We're right there.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, little Dickie, you can get to Lebron.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know why we think that little Dickie could
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: get to Lebron.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't start you guys threw that out.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't little Dicky be able to get to Lebron?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Didn't doesn't he like comments on his like our little Lebron?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Or wasn't a Lebron on Dave or something like that.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you who could, I'll tell you how we
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: would do it. We would go through, uh, Lebron's agent,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Rich Paul, Rich Paul, who probably knows Erica would be
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: my guess or Dave or something.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Dave and Lebron. But I got friends.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Dave and I are not friends. I'm friends with him,
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: but he's not friends with me.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: But doesn't Dave hate Lebron and that?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Oh right, so then we're not going to use Dave.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even really want Barstool involved in this?
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Why not? It's going to be content.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: We're going to sell it because Lebron probably hates Barstool. Well,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: we'll sell it for like twenty years. Dave has been
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: attacking Lebron.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: That is a wrench.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I think this is doable though. All the things that
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: people at this company get to do. I saw a
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: fucking I think you guy.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I can return to serve from Carlos Alcaraz, I can
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: get Lebron's autograph on a childhood I.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Think your best friend finished through business? Yeah, you gotta
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: bet man tis weirdly like has Lebron's phone number?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Mark? Just call Lebron?
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: No?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: The uh, the amount of like things that people at
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: this company get to do. I saw Frank the Tank
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: walking out Morgan Wall in with Theovon and uh it
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: was Frank the Tank walking out Morgan Wall with theo
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Von and Max Crosby the Vegas Show.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, I bet, uh, I bet Frank could help you out.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I would go if I could narrow down your top
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: five routes Mantis Frantis number one, Frank number two, Andrew
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Schultz number three, Little Dickie, Little Dickie. Well, no, because
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: little Dickie, you think Shane knows him? Shane, I was
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: gonna throw in there would be just because like, yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: probably Sane might be able to good to him. Yeah, Bayley, Carlin, Bailey,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Kevin Bonner, Kevin Bonner my top five, Kevin Bonner to
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Brady two goats. I mean they probably have weekly meetings.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Did you see the thing at Michael or was it?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: What party?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Was it where?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Uh? Tom Brady came up and he didn't dap up Lebron.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: He went up and tap Savannah on the shoulder. Oh
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I saw.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's family.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: If you know, Savannah, if you go right to hit
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: your sister, yeah instead of him to Lebron, that means
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that you're plugged in.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who's Savannah wife? Okay, so now you just jeopardized
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: the entire.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: You said, sister. That's why I got confused.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's tom Brady's Tom Brady sister.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a nice way to put it. Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: That's what threw me off. I was like, I thought
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: that was Lebron's wife, but I didn't. Then that made
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: me think they were related.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the clip of j Cole at
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: a basketball game talking to Dwayne Wade, and when the
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: conversation's over, he DAPs up Dwayne Wade and then he
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: goes to Gabrielle Union and then he also DAPs up
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Gabrielle Union, And every six months it'll go viral because
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: people are like, see, fellas, this is how you like
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: treat a lady by dapping her up. Yeah, but or like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: this is how you make a man not feel uncomfortable
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: around a woman by dapping her up.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Tell you what if some someone dapped up a girl
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: that I was seeing, I don't know. I'd rather that
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: they lay their penis across her forehead.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? They can't just give a Christian side.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: He couldn't give a Christian side. Hug a perfect DAP.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Were they practicing that? Yeah, that's what And it's a
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: clean DAP too. Yeah, damn j Cole dapping up Gabrielle Union.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta check it out and get to the bottom
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: of it. I don't understand that why people think that
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: that's better than just like a light side hug. Gotta
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: you gotta give a light hug to a lady.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Dwayne Wade is very highly respected, I'll.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Tell you that much, except for the except for by
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Matt Walsh.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dude from The Daily the dude who has
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: like video like makes movies about why trans people aren't
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: peoples or whatever.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't that doesn't even narrow it down. That's
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: like ten million people. Yeah, it has probably multiple dudes
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: named Matt Walsh that make videos about how trans people
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: aren't people. Yeah, like in just in New York City,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: there's probably ten of them.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, But those people aren't fans of Dwayne Wade
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: fair enough.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: And they're probably not fans of Lebron either.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: We were at the Celtics. I was at the Celtics
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: game I don't know, a year or two ago, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I don't remember who who they were playing. But oh,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: they were playing the Knicks, and Dwayne Wade was there
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: at the game, and at one point in the fourth
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: quarter he got up and left and the whole section
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: cheered for him. Yeah, got up and the teams.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: You know, you could argue you played for a huge rival,
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: right because all those years that the Celtics, they were
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: playing against the Heat in the playoffs, and that was
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: the Lebron super team.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, eight nine.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you see.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Caitlin Clark got a standing ovation in Chicago.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Why is that significant?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Bro? Do you follow ball at all?
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: No?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: No, because the Fever, the Fever and Sky are arrivals.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: She's got a standing ovation in enemy territory because she
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: dropped thirty and she's.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: The white female Dwayne Wade basically exactly.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: She didn't get all swept up in that stuff.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Dwayne Wade is is a fine piece of dark.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Is unbelievably good looking.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's ninety cow and fucking delicious.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: He's healthy, He's actually healthy. He's that level of delicious
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: chocolate that is healthy.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: So maybe we get Lebron signature and then we just
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: try and throw in Dwayne Wade his little side, little
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: side actually play on.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: The it's that team. No one's gonna be like, you
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: get a throwback heat jersey, that's authentic.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: But you know, I think he was added on. No
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: one's gonna be upset about that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: It's a little bonus.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: If you had all the Calves and Tom Brady, that's
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: no one's gonna be like full. I don't want Tom Brady.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: On here, and then bitch would love it because of
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: how rare it is.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Gone Miles, Dwayne Wade, Tom Brady.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Who do you guys think of the finest brothers in
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: the NBA?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Not Pat Bev, that's for sure.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Question, Kelly you Bray is a fine brother.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I think Steph Curry is pretty handsome.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Is it because of his success though?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: No? I think it's his eyes, honestly, Yeah, his gaze.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: His eyes are crazy color.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Beautiful eyes, baby blue. We never see brothers with step
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: with just those beautiful baby blues. Who's the Jesse Williams
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: or Jesse what's his name?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Jesse Williams. He is he's a fine brother with with
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: beautiful eyes.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't watch enough n B A. I don't
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: watch enough NBA. Didn't know who the hottest dudes in
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: the NBA are that's giving me ship for not knowing
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: the Liberty and the fucking Hawks, or yeah, you.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Don't know the six string fever bro bench players in
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: the w n I can't even name can't even name
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: one hot NBA NBA player.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Did not know that Caitlin Clark just dropped
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: thirty in Sky in scott Town.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: This guy though it Sky Cargo. We're such a fucking
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: sports podcast.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's Rookie of the Year and now some
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: of us are talking about maybe even MVP of the league.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Stephen a You, Steve A.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Bailey, Carlon, she's in the conversation now.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Is there any chance that her team wins the championship?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: They've won the last what like eight out of ten games.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Because Dave bet on them big time and it's a
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: big bet, ye what.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: You bet like one hundred thousand on them?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but to win our fucking fifteen million?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they were not even close to they were like.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: On the drafting sportsbook you can see how much he
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: bets on every bet.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I gotta check that out.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: It's depressing.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I want to match. I want to match his units.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Go blow for blow. Yeah, go in with Dave.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: There. Now, I'm gonna try and stick to micro bets
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: during the NFL this year.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I like this, just like love of the game Fantasy football.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I realize that winning a five dollar bet feels
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: the exact same as winning a fifty dollars bet.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Well, you need to win three five dollars bets to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: get a fucking subway foot long these days.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm never actually doing anything with the money
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: that I win.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying five dollars foot longs. Glenny Balls was
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: fucking making a stick in the office. They're fourteen dollars now, Yeah,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: five dollars foot longs fourteen bucks.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Price of bread, price of bread went up.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I think I'm probably gonna put ad dollars in my
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: account and then I'm gonna I'm gonna have that last
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: for the first like five weeks of the season. Bro.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I went fucking four to Ozho on first college football Saturday. Really,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: oh so good.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I lost all my bets. I'm never betting it. Until
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I was talking to Tyler about that, I said.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: You didn't bet on State? Why would you not just
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: bet on State?
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: No?
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I did, But I do parlays I'm a fool. You're
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: a fool, but uh no, I'm not. I'm not betting
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: on college football the rest of the I only bet
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: first week because I was just excited to watch football.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: But are you guys in on the NFL's back.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Are you guys in on that anytime touchdown or on
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: the touchdown score of parlay?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I took Zave Flowers week one?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Did you what are his odds?
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Plus one seventy five?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Where where is he now? The Chargers?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Baltimore Flowers? I was thinking of.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Edwards? Where's Gushedwards now?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Chargers?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Chargers? That's someone that you don't even know who Goswards is.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: You have nothing to stand on after that error.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: You exposed yourself.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: You cannot You need to take a time out. Man, God, no,
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: he's a tiny w R fucking serious?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Are you.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Exposed? I don't because I know that they're gonna choke
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: every year. They don't have it in their back.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Just kidding.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Baltimore in October. I take that back.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Where are you performing?
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: The port?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: It's fun, it's great to go to a tame Street
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: oyster house, right, and we're gonna have to check that out.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Go to there, Tame Street Oyster.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Did I tell you that they lost the whole block?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I remember you're showing me that great Yeah, we started
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: the show a cappella in the dark. The whole screaming
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: audience sold that show darkness, no microphone.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Fucking beat.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I can walk cappella just holding the microphone under your
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: holding the flashlight under your face, like a spooky story.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: So I was recently upgraded to Delta dot.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: That's what Chauld said that he did that at Helium
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: in Philly. Remember when he told us that story on
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the act. Yeah, they lost power and he did the
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: whole show by like candlelight, and.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Then Lebron just smiled.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Lebron was in the back.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Lebron smiled on the stage and lit up the room.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: You'll see the video of Kevin Hart. I think it's
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: his first special and the whole Calves team is there.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: He's shooting it. I think in Cleveland and Shots when
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Shaq was on the team. Oh damn, And he does
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: a bit. He's just riffing.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Are you sure it's not deaf jam comedy all Star?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: We I am.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: That's what Shaq was in.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: I know that is what he ran though, But this
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: was Kevin Hart's special, the one where he talks about,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: uh my mom told me to tell you to my
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: long is especially that launch is Kevin Hart.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember watching that when it came out.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: He talks about how when Shack falls during the games,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: it's the funniest thing he's ever seen. Oh yeah, and
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Lebron helping him up, and then the whole Calves teams
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: laughing so hard that they're standing up and like, it's
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: so funny.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Making Shack laugh must be one of the top five
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: experiences of human kid. What about com Yeah, making Shack come,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: making him come, making him come from laughter must be
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: so fucking gratifying.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Do you think you could get him close and then
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: like powerwash the rust off an old bicycle with his load?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Probably, my god, there's no doubt in my mind. You
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: could probably do a whole deck.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I bet he has a super average penis.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, there's no way.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I bet it's I mean, I bet it's huge, But
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: like for his body, I'm sure.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: It's just normal proportionately average. Yeah, I'm sure it's like
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: nine inches. Who can we go to to find how
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: big shacks cock?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Whose are closes?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure if we talked to Andrew Schultz,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: we could somehow get in on.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: That, Bailey Carlin, we can get to the bottom of it.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Twenty two foot, triple size, twenty two tripley yeah. Yeah,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: he could fit a tank of gas in his shoe.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: That's almost triple my foot size.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah eight.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. If I bought shoes for Shack and fucking Morocco,
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: that tag would be like size one hundred.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You could use one as a suitcase.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen his shoes?
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I haven't, but I've seen his handprint on a basketball
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: and I put my hand up against it and I
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: felt like a girl.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: I saw his shoe. I went to some uh I
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: think it was the Basketball Hall of Fame, and they
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: have his shoe there and it's in a glass box
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: and it was the size of my entire body at
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: the time. It's the canoe inanely, it's insane.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: It's like to grow up in it like a cat.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that that's all sports illustrated for kids used
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to be. Yep, it's just like pictures of shacks shoes.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I used to.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I had a subscription to that for a few years.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: They had that comic at the very last page, buzz something.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Yes it's great, Yes, those are great magazines. My childhood
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: bedroom is covered in posters from there and untouched from
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: there too.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: But then I grew up and I subscribed to Slam Magazine,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: a very nice and I would flip first to Scoop
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Jackson's column at the very last page.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: The only magazines I ever subscribed to were I think
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I had. I definitely had Sports Illustrated for Kids.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I know I had that, and then Home and Garden,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, and then I had I had the
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Wrap One.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I had the XXL Cat Cat Aficionados Weekly. I used
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: to go and buy the XXL magazines because your parents
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: wouldn't let you get it now, just because I thought
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: they were cool. You were a source house, like I
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: had the Freshman Class. I had all the the freshman
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: class ones. Wasn't that the source.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: XXL did Freshman was its own source was also a
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: good magazine. There was an article about me and the
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: source one in Source magazine, and I cut it out
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: and I gave it to I like framed it and
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: gave it to my mom. YE wrote it, but it
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: was like way after like print magazines were like relevant
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: because they were like writing about me. It like had
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: no meaning.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Well, all those magazine like XXL would come out like
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: once a year, Like they wouldn't print that magazine every week.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Was there another one called Vibe?
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh, yes, sounds familiar.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I think Vibe and like Ebony were more like black lifestyle.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I was very in on that.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cigar ficionado, Harry, your vibe is here. I'd run
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: downstairs Whinny Harlowe's on the cover.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: February issue of Vine.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I'd run downstairs with my corn rows in.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: You'd ride your hoverboard down the stairs.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Mag you've seen there Devil Woman on Jamaican.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you did.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you spoke that you had a Patois in your
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: in your team, in your preteens. The young, Uh, where's
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: my creal and milk?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Tom Hanks' son chat Chat Hanks in the making.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: He's great at it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: By the way, did you guys.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Watch why didn't you cut the crushed off?
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: That's okay, that was worth it.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I couldn't.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: That was better than when he does this.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I couldn't leave a little bit of PETI I love that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Did we see the what.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Did you guys see that show Your Honor with Criston Crianston.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Now, but I've heard it's good. I thought it was terrible, Okay,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: good because a bunch of people were telling me he
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: was good, and I looked up the review.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It's not like absolutely awful.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Now they've made a second season, though it was fucking unbearably.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Dude, if a show has below like a seven five,
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: it's never good. The shows get ranked way higher. Yeah,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about Trailer Park Boys. Trailer Park
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Boys is like an eight point five out of ten
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: on IMDb.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: What did you dislike about it?
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just you know, they ran out it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: They clearly committed too many episodes and then ran out
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: of ways to the first.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Season was a little bit all over the place, like
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the Judge would just like run through the city and
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: like stumble upon the person that like, like it was
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: just like the most serendipitous shit would happen. And then
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: that show also midway through it was during COVID, so
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: midway through everybody was just wearing masks and they didn't
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: explain it. Yeah, and then people just stopped wearing masks
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: in the middle of it. They didn't acknowledge it at all,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: but everybody just randomly was wearing masks.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I thought the coolest thing about it was New Orleans,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: just seeing New Orleans. But other than that. Yeah, Brian Cranston,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: to me, is too good of an actor to play
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: a ship role, and I thought he.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Was under used and it was probably on a bag
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely he did.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: But you're kind of bag you think we're talking twenty
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: mil That's what I was thinking to twenty.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: To see him go from you know, hal and Malcolm
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: in the Middle to mister White and breaking bad to
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: playing Lyndon B. Johnson and like all these amazing roles. Yeah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: to then this show, which.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I liked your honor though you did, Okay, I think
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: that's this is my friends. Honestly, I liked it. You
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: guys hated it, and you see, I don't attack you
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: guys for liking it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Hasn't seen it?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't seen it.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: You got to break the time series for hours.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to hear what you'd think about it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, the premise is brilliant, it's a good premise
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: for show. It just felt thin to me.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of over the court the court case movie shows.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I thought the bad guy wasn't scary. That's why I
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: brought this up. Really, yeahs do.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: You guys watch Presumed Innocent?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I'm from New Orleans?
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: You like it?
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: I thought that was pretty good.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: I thought it was some hot mid hot mid the flat.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: I thought it was bad. I thought it was so
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: predictable the entire show. You knew who did it. I
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: knew it was gonna be one of the kids. It's
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: all dude, they But the thing is, when you watch it.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, we need to fucking do a trigger warning.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: That's a big spoiler.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, who gives a ship shows awful? Don't
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: watch it?
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I knew. I knew who was gonna be.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Here's the kids, right, No, we'll bleep that or something.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: But uh, I didn't watch it. I don't even know
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: what it's about.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: The the.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: If you watch enough of those crime shows, those mini
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: series thrillers, you know exactly what's gonna happen, Like I knew.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't know, dude, I knew, like, you know, it's
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: gonna get to the end and then you're gonna be like,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be the last episode and you're gonna be like,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: oh my god, it was this person and then right
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: in the last and it's going to change to be
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: someone else. It happens in every single one of those shows.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Did you watch Broken Something? Pieces of Shattered Objects? Shattered objects,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: sharp objects, sharp objects? Amy Adams, Yeah, that twist I
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: did not see coming.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: No, but that's a great show.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: That show. Fuck that twist left me like out of breath.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: That's the same person that did what's it called the
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: whole time you're thinking of six That's the same author
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: that did Gone Girl. Yes, so that's like a good writer.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: It's not just some yeah. But that book Gorilla, did
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: you read it?
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: No?
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I just first half she wrote.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: It, but she wrote Gone Girl and it didn't get
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: much hype. She wrote Gone Girl, Gone Girl exploded, and
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: then people went back and read Sharp Objects.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy how many people write screenplays, Like I
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: feel like you could throw a rock and hit someone
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: that writes screenplays, and yet the only screenplays that get
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: made are adaptation from books, remakes of old movies, or
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: sequels to movies.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Well, that's like a big thing right now. People don't
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: But lots of people but well, first off, that's all
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: that gets made if you look at the box office
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: day summer. But but like, there's so many people that
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: write screenplays, Like, how are there not more great screenplays
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: that are coming out that are getting right?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: So I think it's the studios. I want to take that,
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: like it's it's a much easier risk to take if
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: there's a book that people liked to be like, Okay,
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: so the story is definitely good, somebody have to make
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: it into a show and people are gonna like the story.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I got trapped in a fucking chick flick and it
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: was an adaptation of a book. It was called It
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Ends with Us.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I've heard of it.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Lively Blake, Blake, Blake of the Year, bitch Lively.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: People hate her right now, Yeah, because she's pregnant. No,
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: she did something about domestic violence that didn't sit well.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: That was that movie is about the domestic fiolence.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: I think that's what it was. It was that she
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I can't remember exactly what it was.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know the movie.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: She got something wrong about it though.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: The movie starts with her just being like she like
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: meets a guy on the roof and she's like, so,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: what do you do for work? And he's like, brain surgeon,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: and it's just like this female porn for like girls
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: thinking that they're just gonna like be on the roof
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and like meet a brain surgeon. And she immediately starts
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: going into quirky girl mode and being like basically talking
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: like the little kid from Jerry maguire, being like, did
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: you know that human brain raised like seven pounds? And
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: it's like this girl fantasy of being a random girl
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: who just like meets brain surgeons and is so quirky
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: that she can't stop saying like off kilter facts it is.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: It made my stomach turn. I was scream laughing in
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: the movie theater.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Oh you went to the theater for the Wow?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I saw it in the theater movie past.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: No, it was.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: It was while I was in upstate, New York. And Bro,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: they're redlining the movie theaters up there. There's literally one
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: half of the movie theater is like beautiful recliner seats
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: for like the rich folk, and then the other side
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: is just like regular old fashioned movie seats for the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: poor folk. Interesting, literally Jerry mannered the movie theaters and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: you can see who's rich and who's poor right in there.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: The movie theaters here are so nice that, like, when
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: I grew up there, they didn't None of the theaters
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: around me were though. I didn't even know they had
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: theaters that had like the recliners and shit in them.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think they did though. Yeah that's a newer thing.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now now I'm like, I'm not. I don't
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: go to a movie theater that doesn't happen.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Nor would I. My problem is it does make me
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: a little sleepy, really having my feet up reclined, like, yeah,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: so nice. I fell asleep in Alien rom Com really yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: for like five minutes, I don't know, a lot of
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: explosions were happening. That movie was a little slow. I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: still slept through it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Not slow that movie was, I don't know. It was good.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Movie showed a lot of explosions were happening. And then
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: you said the movie was slow.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: It was just like, uh, it could have ended I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: think thirty minutes earlier than it did.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Slow ass explosions.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: It was a movie that I like.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, that was like it was worth seeing,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Like I didn't regret seeing it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Explosions are like the least slow thing.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: But I don't think I would ever watch it again,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Like I won't.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: That's also a big one. That's not that slow.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, betrayal usually happens like that, twists, first kisses, first kisses.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: They really just happened like that. Uh you saying, Bolt running.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Revenge.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: But it's you. It can be. It can be cold,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: but not slow. It's swift when it happens, but it
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: can take quite some time.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: Slow burn, slow burn, like saltburn.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: That's the worst movie of all time.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: No, yes, you just are a deep, deep seated homophobe.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You just are terrified of gay people. You quake in
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: your boat, in your boots when.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: You are It was just a harb copy of fucking
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: mister Ripley.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Sas has not licked the bottom of a tub ever
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: since that movie came out of That.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Movie was so bad, and it enrages me that people
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: protend mister Ripley licked the come first. No, mister Ripley
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: was like a good movie with an actual story.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Did Barry Kean Kean? Did he break up with Sabrina Carpenter?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I was trying to hope that she broke up with him.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Really, you dislike him that much.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: I hate him, big big, big hog though good. Hate
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: him because of that movie, because of how bad it
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: was good horn on that guy.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Did you wait till the end of the movie and
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: to see his wrench?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I watched the whole movie. It was awful. I
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: didn't enjoy a second.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Of it, and you didn't get a little bit.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: And when you buy your movie, I was like, this
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: is awful.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Do you think he was fluffing his horn before?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably wasn't even his real horn.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I bet prosthetic.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no way, no way, no way.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: It's just like a like I can I can tell
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: when there's a fake horn.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just one of those freak twenty four
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: movies that are just like realcit like, it's just the
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: whole movie is based on people leaving the theater being
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: like that was crazy.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Did you like what do you like Banshees of Finish Share?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Is he in it?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Skip?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Did you like? Did you like Dunkirk? Hated it?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: It's my least favorite Christopher Nolan movie. So you really
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: I watched that movie. I was falling asleep, like like
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: a heavy see even through the explosion, not even a yeah,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: not even not a five minute sleep, like one of
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: those ones where your head's bobbing around.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Snoring in the movie theater.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: It was one of those because I hated that movie.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: You wake yourself up with this snore.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: I watched a movie in my apartment after Oppenheimer or No.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I watched Oppenheimer, and then I rewatched Interstellar, and then
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, let's keep this Nolan train move and
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: what if I had not What have I not seen?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Ten hours? I know? And I was like four in
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: the morning, what have I not seen? And I was
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: like Dunkirk, and I'm I love war movies. It's my
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: favorite type of movies. Watched it awful, Like, yeah, it's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventeen, It's great.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Do you like Did you like Hacksaw Ridge?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite movies?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting? Who's name that? Andrew Garfield?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: You like him?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I love him?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Vince Vaughn. I didn't. I didn't love Hacksaw Ridge.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Vince Vaughan being in it was a little weird, but
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Andrew Garfield's great in it. Andre Garfield, Yeah, did you
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: like boom Bro thirty ninety thirty thirty and ninety? I
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: never watched that I would never watch that movie is great?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: What about what a strange that movie? That movie was
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: I couldn't predict what movies you would like and not
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: like that's my life depended on it.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: The songs in that movie are so good.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Thirday and nine.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Lynn Manuel who wrote it, and it's based.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Loose based on his life, right, yeah, it's yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Wait is it based off Lynn Manuel's life or based
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: off the guy it's the guy that wrote Rent. Yeah,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: you're right, you're right?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Uh in the Height his based off his life.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: That's based off Lin Manuel. I think I saw that
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: with the original cast with Lin Manuel on Broadway.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Yuck, yuck.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: That guy sucks.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: I like it much more than I liked Hamilton. I'll
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: say that.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: There's a rapper immortal technique.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: I know him.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he could get us Lebron's autograph.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: He went to high school with Lin Manuel Miranda, and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: he used to like lock him in a dumpster, locked
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Lynn Manuel, he would like three. He literally threw him
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: in a dumpster in high school, which is like pretty indicative.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, that's indicative as hell.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: That's so indicative. That indicates so fucking.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Much I'm surrounded by trash and I can't find my
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: way out, locked in a bin and it sucks in here.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's actually such a good lin Manuel Miranda impression.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: And then like Broadway, then that Tony Tony Awards would
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: fucking nut themselves, like Shack powerwashing the deck. Yeah, callbacks, callbacks, ducks,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: stay up, stay the fuck up. We gotta go to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: a movie together, just as guys, or maybe like a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: live watch of a movie.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Do you watch Auditi yet?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: No? I can't.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: That's on streaming now.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: It's out.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: It's been out since literally the week with a Monday
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: we left Cleveland.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: The times when I was trying to watch it, it
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: was not available.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: It came out the monday after we left. Are you
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: sure about positive? Yeah, it's been out. You sure about that? Positive?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Give me a up my my uh wife's out of
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: town for the night. Give me boys night. Will give
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: me a fucking movie because she never wants to watch
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: any movies unless Blake Lively is domestically abusing someone in.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: They hate that ship, bro, hate that ship.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Give me Give me a sure fire, guaranteed banger of
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: a fucking watch from any It doesn't.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Have to be new Richie Sky, Richie's The Covenant.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I've watched that twelve times.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now again, Bro, it's it's uh
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: mad Max Furiosa for me. That's not our that's not
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: really our speed. Yeah, that's more your kind of thing.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Mad Max furio I can't speak highly enough of that movie.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I saw him watching it on the plane and it
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: was a snooze. It's better than Fury Road, No, I
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: don't think it's better than your Fury with Brad Pitt
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: and Schila Buff.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Fury's pretty good.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: That movie is phenomenal.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Cool haircuts in that movie, right, it's a World War
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: two movie.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched that movie in theaters.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: John what's his name?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I went to that. I saw that movie with Bo
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: and theater saw and he forgot his glasses so we
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: had to hit front row.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: You describe everything that was going on to him.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I was furious.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: The Nazis are shooting in him.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that movie is so sick.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: It's pretty fury. It's not my favorite.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Isn't that movie exclusively about having cool haircuts?
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Does Brad Pitt have the sides of his head shaved?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: That entire movie, like was indicative.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: That movie. That's so indicative that movie. Shila Buff has
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: that massive gash on his head. You know it's real.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: He did it himself. What. Yeah, he was like, I'm not.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: He that was when he was like I think that
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: was when he was like going great and he was like,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not doing makeup. I'm making this real,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: and he like cut himself.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: John burn Thal is very good in that movie. John
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: burn Tholl's good everything.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Give me some backup, Rod, give me some backup recos,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I just why are we using this word all of
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: a sudden, word skills indicative because it's just like Sass's
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: butt cheeks got a dick in the middle and in it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Give me, give me some, give me some other recommendations.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't like the first I didn't really love
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Fury Road.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: I know people loved it Road. Then then you may
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: not love this. I don't know. I loved it though.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: It's fucking cool. If you watch it on a big
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: TV with like good sound, it's cool.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Have you seen a set up? He's watching that show
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: on a big TV with good sound, And.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I got so no, no, since you guys.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Have been over at the soundbar the full round.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I have the bar with the two towers, my wife
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: in the fucking I'm like, dude, for the surround town.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: They need to be surrounding us. They can't be in
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: the fucking over there. They should be behind us.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: You know what you're doing wrong there is if you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: get rid of a wife, they won't say that to
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: you anymore. I can put my wherever I want once
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: I can afford to buy them again.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: You need to win Survivors so you can get Sonas.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell Dave, I need that money.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Remember when Sono's first came out and it was like
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: the first time that people could like play music in
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: a different room. Or my dad got son no speakers
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: and he'd be like in the bathroom and start playing
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: music and be like hear that I'm playing it from
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: in here, and it would just be like annoying as fuck.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: I got a guy who's gonna install some Sonas for me.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: I'm a little worried though, because I'm hearing that the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: company's not doing very well.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: That's probably I'll go with some bos.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: To be honest, brother, I think it's banging all of
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: sinner is the way forward.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know heard of that, so probably.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes when companies aren't doing well like that
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: that I'm not sure if this is the reason, but
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: their products are so good that they can't make money
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: on them, like the two thousand and eight Ford Fusion.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Ford had to discontinue. Ford had to discontinue the Ford
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Fusion good because the car is so fucking good. Yea,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: that they can't make cash on it.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't understand why would that be the case?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Cost too much money, can't make the price too much
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: higher because no one's going to buy it exactly.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's there's not a big enough margin on the product.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, they're not making good margins because the fucking product's
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: so damn good.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I heard that Ford was only making fifteen dollars on
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: the Ford Fusion.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that they're losing money on it actually, yeah, because
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: this sticker price. Yeah, but I could be wrong.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Heizo said we're going to not make money for twenty years,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: and then he built biggest company in the world.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: And then Elon Musk had twins with his secretary.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: That's true, and named them you know, yeah, combination of
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: letters and numbers.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: He only did that with one of his Uh, he
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: did that with Grimes. But imagine being like the rest
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: of the brothers and sisters that are named like Steve John.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fed X. What is that Cheaper by the Dozen?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: They call the kid FedEx because they said he was
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: dropped off. That's funny, just not a movie I'm familiar in, Martin.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: There is one really funny scene in that movie where
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: the kid ships all over the walls.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you are familiar with the movie. No, I'm
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: not heard about like a deep cut movie scene from
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: that movie. I heard that scenes great, you Broy the
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: dozens of classic canoe race they go on the outrigger
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: canoe and they do the canoe races across the lake.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: I heard about that too.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: The original Cheaper by the Dozen was the classic, Yeah,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: original one, not.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: The is there one, Steve Martin?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I think there is. Who's in it? Maybe I'm thinking
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: of the book.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: You know, speaking about the worst book of all time.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I love the joy on the face of that kid
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: in the first season of White Lotus when he keeps
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: escaping to do the canoe with the.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Never watched White Lotus.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: You're tough man.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: You're to how we're talking about We've been talking about that, Yes,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: we have a movie. You're talking about movies for the
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: last thirty minutes, and then you named one that I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: haven't seen. All of a sudden, I'm like, I don't
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: even want to be around you anymore. The funniest it
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: was when I said that I auditioned for White Lotus
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: and all of those all of the barstool fans were
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: convinced that it was like between me and the dude
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: that got the role I was. I literally sent in
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: a tape that's like me and forty thousand other dudes, and.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: The tape was so bad that you haven't gotten auditioned since.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: No, I did audition for a movie recently, what Big One?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Let's good. I didn't get it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, in fact, you auditioned, Oh yeah one, can
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: you tell us the movie Happy Gilmore too?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: He didn't?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Actually?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: He did it?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I swear to god, I did you were the caddy?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, I literally had one line. I'm not
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't get it. I think they already picked the people.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Really, because I I jank said that he's still trying
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: to get Frank the tank as the role of the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: guy who uh heckles Shooter McGavin or real uh heckles
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Happy Gilmore.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: He should get that. That would be sick.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: After he walked out Morgan Wallen in Vegas, anything could happen,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: anything is possible. Leave the Broadway girls alone.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything about Morgan wall And aside for that,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: he yelled the N word that one time.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: And threw the chair off the deck the other time.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Rock stars can do.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: That's rock star ship. Screaming the N word is rock
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: rock star shit screaming the N word in anger? It's
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: just country bro, it's country music.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Oh gone.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Blake Shelton does that ship all the time.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Blake Lovely does that ship all the time. I'm so
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: mad at her.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: She's lively.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the domestic violence. It was the fact that
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: she screamed the N word a while she did the
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: domestic violence.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: What was I going to say? I don't remember.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: There was that one something you were studying.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: That's all I had remember. It was though.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: You're a tough hang bro, I am always forgetting ship.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I am a tough hang why'd you have the groanies
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: last night just by yourself.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: I met a guy in the Yeah, very cool dude.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: I met a I had a drink with a guy
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: that I met on Instagram. What not even kidding you?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: You're meeting people like crazy.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: This guy's cool.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Your social wings are flapping.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Trying to be a little bit more interesting in my life.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: You can't stand tonight.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: You are me too. A couple of the gronies.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: No, no more drinking. I didn't even want to drink
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: last night. He ordered a martini and I was like,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: I can't order a phony the gronie, which is what
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: I wanted to have.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Misi a couple of nights ago.
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  Speaker 2: It's great, fucking incredible, spectacular. People said, so indictive.
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  Speaker 1: It's the veggies there that you have to get, and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: that's the pastas whatever. The pasta is just indicative. But
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  Speaker 1: the pasta is incredible as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's gotta be up scratch.
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  Speaker 1: She's in the conversation for Italian Restaurant of the Year.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's been popping up on my social media
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: a lot lately. Hot dudes walking through populated areas with
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: a camera behind them that records the reactions of women
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: looking at them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's but almost always there, like in a country
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: where prostitution is legal.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. It's some I saw that one in Colombia with
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: the six foot eight black guy who's really handsome. Yeah.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: I also think that if you zoomed in on anyone's
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: face close enough as you walked by them, you could
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: make their face look you know whoa whatever?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I want to recreate one of those where it's me
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: walking down the street and it's like like moms walking
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: with their kids, like pulling their kids right the other
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: side of the sidewalk like shortly. Yeah, well you could
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: just cover your front with blood or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: just show that I could just be my my the
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: way I carry myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you walking on a fucking right angle with your
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: fucking shitty ass posture.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy's the guy's hands are covered in scales
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: from the trout and he beat to death.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: You absolute monster.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Vision board bro. This could be us one day.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not a big car guy. I don't need a
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: nice car.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Don't you have a Tesla? Yeah, but use at Tesla.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: It's just three bought it for twenty grand.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Also, I heard saying that that's not not a lot,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: but it's not a you said, twenty grand, twenty thousand bucks. Yeah,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: that's in my car, and uh with a tax credit,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: aren't new Tesla's like twenty eight grand?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Now? Yeah, I think so, I bought it used.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Do you ever worry about that thing killing you?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Nope?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Really not really exploding, just like they I've seen, like
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: they get in crashes and then they kind of just
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: like take off.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Or like they do like two thousand Space Odyssey. It's like, how,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think I can pull over, mister Elis.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, they'll take me for a ride. I am
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: a passenger of my own life, I believe now at
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: this point I no longer have the reins and whoever's
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: guiding me, let's see where it goes.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: You're talking about God, bro, exactly. Absolutely, you're talking about
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: I read that those are the most dangerous callers in
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: the world right now.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: That is the type of attitude that is. You're just trying.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Who told you that? A coal miner, Yeah, that's exactly
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: who I had. When I did Providence last year. I
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: was talking to some there was a guy in the
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: crowd who was he worked on wind farms yeh, off
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: of Martha's vineyard or whatever. And then there was another
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: guy who was a fisherman, and he the fisherman hated
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: the guy who worked on the wind farms. Yeah, And
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, why do you hate him? And then
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: he's he listed like twenty facts about how wind farms
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: are actually worse for the environment and the science is
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: all backwards and it doesn't even work and all this,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: and I have no idea if that's true or not.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: But I was like, ultimately, what's the issue. And he
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: was like, well, you know, it's fucking up our fishery. Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: The hatch how.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Are they in water?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're They're gigantic.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Oh so they probably have to, like and they probably
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: dropped dynamite into the fucking water. It could be that.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: And maybe the swirling of the fan belt or whatever
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: the thing the blades somehow scares the fish away. I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: don't I don't know.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know either, but that guy was convinced, you
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: know that they are not good. I'm sure he's right.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: I think that people that work in industries that are
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: being disrupted by alternative energy sources are just balking naturally
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: against them. Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean that alternative
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: energy sources are bad.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Well, at least fishermen can get other jobs. I have
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: a soft spot in my heart for people in coal
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: mining towns, because, like in the middle of West Virginia,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: there's not a ton of industry. If there was a
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: bunch of coal mining jobs and then the coal mines
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: dried up because some fucking Washington DC politicians said that
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: they don't want any more coal mines, It's like, okay, well,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: what are these people supposed to do?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I trust Elon on this one. Elon.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: I watched the speech he gave to a collection of
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: truck drivers or something. Yeah, he was like, guys, it's over.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: It's just not going to work anymore.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: We have to do code. Yeah, he told them learn
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: to Code's crazy, that's so fucked they're booing him, the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: truckers were, I think, so it was really interesting.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: He just stared them down and was like, you're out
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: of your fucking mind. If you think that we can
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: continue to drive cars and trucks.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: That's a perfect time to have aspergers oh yeah, zero
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: truckers are screaming at.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Youah over Yeah, a new job. Jesus, that's funny as
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: so am I not being clear?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: But he beat I mean he just fully like beat
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: them down with it. Oh it was, it was. I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: don't know, it's kind of shocking. It was not a
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: gentle letdown at all. Sure, which is what politicians will do. Yeah,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: they'll be like, look, we're not it's only going to
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: delete four percent of your jobs, or like you guys
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: can learn to drive electric trucks or whatever. Like Eli
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, the earth is done if we continue
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: to let you guys work.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: They should just stop the couch from farting for real.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: I know he should.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: They should have Elon go talk to the cows.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: I wonder what's over?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: What is the what is the feeling about Elon Musk
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: right now? Because I know it's shifted so much over
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: like over the last ten years. What's what do you
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: think the general consensus is about him?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I think it depends on who you ask. If you
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: ask like somebody who, if you ask the Crassenstein brothers
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: and Colin Rugg, then he's probably saved America. You know
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: who those people are, the people right and left wing
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: on Twitter who just like make a billion dollars a
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: month by just posting the same video that everybody has
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: already seen.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about Billy football, talking about Billy football. I
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: don't know them, but I guess that's what I'm wondering,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: is like, politically, who likes Elon Musk? Both sides hate
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: him or both sides like him. I don't know.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: I think it's sight.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: He's like very pro Trump. Now Trump did a spaces.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Thing, Yeah, so, but that's then then if he's espousing
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: you know, alternative fuel sources, that's.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: A pretty left wing thing to do. So I was
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: surprised to hear that, but that's always been his m O.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: I think he believes in. I mean that's his company, The.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Woke Mind virus. Honestly, Yeah, it's going around. Who doesn't
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: people talk about COVID These new COVID match and COVID
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: is going around crazy. I haven't seen the matt for
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: the woke virus.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: That's why we did our our draft through sleeper and
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: not ESPN.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go woke go bro, Yeah.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Exactly what's sleeper? I know that, But what is it.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Why is it? It's an alright fantasy football draft. That's
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: why you can't draft any of the gay players. Nick
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Poso's first round pick.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: We did our We did our fantasy football draft through truth,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Social truth.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Fantasy first round picks Nick Bosa, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Then the quarterback who only followed the white guys, Drake
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: did this guys?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Uh listen to Theovon interviewed Bernie Sanders and then Trump. Uh.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: No, I watched some of the Trump one.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: I watched like five minutes of the Trump one.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I thought they were both great. Yeah, he just did
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: a great job of, uh, just asking them questions and
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: being funny.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I gotta wonder, I wonder how nervous he was?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Probably pretty nervous.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: He's a guy who doesn't seem like he ever gets nervous.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: But he had to be nervous.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: What backstage at the at the barstool like Nashville thing.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: We were just like chilling back there and he's like, dude,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he always says that.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Well, then why if he's a guy who never gets nervous.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, I wonder I bet he was very
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: nervous for those interviews. Yeah, but he comports himself with
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: the same you know. I mean, I would be a plomb.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: I'd be more nervous for Trump than Bernie because Bernie
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: is not in a candidate.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I agree with that.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: I assume Bernie in his studio terrified to interview Trump.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: He just talking about doing cocaine to Trump and Trump's like,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: is that a is that a brighter high?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, he he goes, he goes, Oh, that's down
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: and dirty.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: And that's my point that THEO Vonn would still do
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: THEO Vaughn to Trump, Yeah.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Because he was like that that shit'll have you out
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: on your own front porch.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: You'll be an owl. And it's like Trump walked out
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: of Ali g interviewing him if you get too silly
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: with Trump.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: But but he Trump also said that. But he did
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: great with Bernie Sanders.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: I thought he was excellent. I just, uh, I'm surprised
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: he had the comfort level to do and talk some
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: of the kind of zany crazy stuff that he says
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: with anyone else.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: And then Glenny Balls is going to be on next week.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: No, he was he was already on the Glennie Balls
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: following up the Trump interview is so funny. Yeah, all right,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: all right, well it was fun fast.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: You're done, all right, I guess we're all done.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: Then I'll be at Austin's Creek in the Cave September nineteenth,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: twentieth weekend. I hope you guys would come to that.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Lots of new stuff, new jokes. Tickets at punch Up
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: dot live slash Francis Houis.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Please go watch my Donteil set and my tour. Dates
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: are available at Little Sasquatch website dot com.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: And September fourteenth in New York City, the nicest come
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: through and see people compliment, wrap, battle each other.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Goodbye,