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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons USMNT Loss to Belgium · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the day or you coually show your twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty sixth edition in case you're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Be in Houston, Texas. I will be there this.
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  Speaker 1: Friday, Saturday and Sunday at the Houston Improv So come
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  Speaker 1: check me out if you're taking notions. It is very
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  Speaker 1: difficult to be proud of some of the things I've seen,
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  Speaker 1: very difficult, like Trump's just calling for and FIFA didn't
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  Speaker 1: they give him a piece.
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  Speaker 3: Of award They made it up. Yeah, they made one
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  Speaker 3: up and he really.
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  Speaker 2: Really, he really uses it really does.
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  Speaker 1: Belgium they dumped the mud holding on man.
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  Speaker 3: They stumped the mud holding one that the good as
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  Speaker 3: was right. We're dancing, yeah, dancing.
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  Speaker 4: They was doing the Trump dance. Was doing all that bad?
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  Speaker 2: Who was in Bape who said something racist?
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  Speaker 5: Some councilmen from Venezuela, councilwoman Venezuela.
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  Speaker 6: You know what?
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  Speaker 7: Then we then we bound that country, We took over there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what they had it. Then they just
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  Speaker 7: have a big earthquake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got things to worry about besides besides the
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  Speaker 1: black soccer player right on't you got some people that
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  Speaker 1: you know you need.
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  Speaker 8: To take out of them. Underbuilding.
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  Speaker 2: They're missing people, praying.
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  Speaker 4: For the black rescue workers coming over there.
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  Speaker 1: You got, don't you have another thing to do, like
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  Speaker 1: praying for the missing as opposed to how about that
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  Speaker 1: messing with the greatest soccer player in the world right now.
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  Speaker 1: He's the best in the world right now. They do cheat.
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  Speaker 1: They did cheat for Messy.
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  Speaker 3: They did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. They don't want Kate Verder
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  Speaker 1: to win Kate verdian is it ain't but seven of them.
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  Speaker 1: But the boy they cheated for Messy today.
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  Speaker 5: Had him against the wall and officer like, oh wait
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  Speaker 5: a minute, man, they calling goals back and they're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna get him. Messy is for MESSI they being Messy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, always missing.
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  Speaker 5: They are this one white soccer player that's dope, though,
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  Speaker 5: what's the dude the Netherlands do?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: I saw him, the one with the big forehead like
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  Speaker 8: a Viking.
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  Speaker 7: He goes, well, you saw they did the Viking row
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  Speaker 7: and I was like, okay, that looked.
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  Speaker 3: Like a man.
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  Speaker 1: You can't he was a Norseman jump off that boat
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  Speaker 1: and start hitting people that with no no with his
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  Speaker 1: head to.
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  Speaker 6: Change by the loll yeah, man, know, he looked like
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  Speaker 6: thor that's what he looked like.
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  Speaker 2: That came from a ribbon cutting, everybody. That kid came
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  Speaker 2: right down there.
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  Speaker 8: Boy, I'm getting off this bus. Let me off for he.
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  Speaker 2: He just left nor.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah he can were looking, dude, for sure, the halls of.
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  Speaker 2: A hall of.
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  Speaker 6: Guard.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, the US soccer team, let's stop playing like.
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  Speaker 1: The US has never won a World Cup. The women
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  Speaker 1: wear it one or four times, so let's stop. And
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  Speaker 1: they they're American too. Last time I checked. Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen have you seen Michael Dale's wife? Mm hmmm, have
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  Speaker 1: you seen Michael Dale's wife? Look up Michael Dale's wife.
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  Speaker 1: Look up at his wife right now? Look up his
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  Speaker 1: wife right now. I mean, since we're having a moment,
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  Speaker 1: look up his wife right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh your moment?
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  Speaker 4: You mean, do you want the wife now? Or what
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  Speaker 4: she used to look at?
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  Speaker 2: She looks that's what a guy.
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  Speaker 3: She looks like.
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  Speaker 2: What she looked like, bid for tuna. He looked like.
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  Speaker 1: Bid for tuna. Google bid Fortuna. Let me do that next, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because she looks just like being Fortuna.
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  Speaker 4: She looked like that puppet on the hut, remember the
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  Speaker 4: puppet Madam?
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  Speaker 8: Oh my god, she doesn't she does that bro just like.
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  Speaker 4: She looked like the madame. That puppet the ventril.
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  Speaker 2: Was being Fortuna. Tell me she don't look like her?
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  Speaker 2: All right? And she got man. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 2: something that's you wait, being that married to that man.
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  Speaker 2: There's hope.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at she look like being Fortuna. Look at
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  Speaker 1: that brun and you put her next to skip, does
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  Speaker 1: she look like.
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  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
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  Speaker 1: We'll give us five of the top reasons now soccer
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  Speaker 1: teams men's lost. The men's soccer team lost the Belgium
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  Speaker 1: because they were better.
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  Speaker 8: Number five. They thought extra time was for orange slices.
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  Speaker 3: This is gonna be stupid, stupid, Sorry, somebody thought of
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  Speaker 3: it anyway.
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  Speaker 7: Number four of the top five reasons the US men's
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  Speaker 7: soccer team lost to Belgium. They spent all their stamina
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  Speaker 7: explaining the offside rule to Americans.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, boy, I've been asked that a lot. Don't
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  Speaker 4: your daughter play soccer? What about this offside?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Number three of the top five reasons the US men's
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  Speaker 7: soccer team lost to Belgium. Belgium accidentally brought real soccer players. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: in the passing triangles. Number the US men's soccer team
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  Speaker 7: lost to Belgium. Belgium is not Paraguay.
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, they blew out Paraguay. I thought that's how
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  Speaker 4: it was going to be.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, yeah, Well this one isn't stupid.
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  Speaker 7: The number one of the top five reasons the US
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  Speaker 7: men's soccer team lost to Belgium. Trump got involved, man
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  Speaker 7: every time, every time I lost, follows every time, always
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  Speaker 7: something and they say he ain't say nothing about it.
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  Speaker 1: did you look up bid Fortuna that.
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  Speaker 2: She looked like that bride?
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  Speaker 1: Bid Fortuna looks Michael Dill's wife looks like bid Fortuna.
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  Speaker 3: All right, what'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 7: Well, for Chris Brown, he's got to give up thirteen
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  Speaker 7: million dollars to his ex housekeeper after his.
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  Speaker 8: Dog miss old build a house.
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  Speaker 7: What the dog mauled her? But wait, so here here
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  Speaker 7: are the details. Just be where you get started. Chris
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  Speaker 7: Brown was at home and when he heard the commotion
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  Speaker 7: he ran over and because there was so much blood,
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  Speaker 7: he didn't know what to do, so he called his
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  Speaker 7: manager and the manager said, we can't have this. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: So Chris Brown left and left her there and I
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  Speaker 7: guess call someone for her. So she's totally disfigured. Oh
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  Speaker 7: you know, cause you know it wasn't like it was
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  Speaker 7: a poodle. So yeah, thirteen million, it was. I think
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  Speaker 7: it was his actions. You know, you can't just lead
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  Speaker 7: a woman there and die. I think the judge said no,
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  Speaker 7: I don't think only pen On that she's this figure,
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  Speaker 7: she can't work. I think she think he's I don't care.
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  Speaker 7: This is this why you got homeowners And even if.
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  Speaker 1: She worked from now ontilever, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: houses the cuntry he's from, but damages. You could buy
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  Speaker 1: the lives she's from from thirteen Yeah you could. But
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  Speaker 1: he's said it is sad, it's horrible.
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  Speaker 3: You skip my man, cheat him. What did you learn today?
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