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- 0:00Speaker 1: This episode of Busting with the Boys. The Boys is
- 0:02Speaker 1: presented by Barstools, Sports Ladies and gentlemen. Hello there, Hi,
- 0:09Speaker 1: It's me your dad, and I'm sitting alongside my friend
- 0:13Speaker 1: uncle Lover. I'm not sure what he is. We read
- 0:17Speaker 1: some weird reviews. We read some weird reviews, weird country uncle,
- 0:23Speaker 1: maybe brother. You're sitting with us right now. You're probably
- 0:25Speaker 1: wondering who is this? I thought those are just the
- 0:27Speaker 1: boys podcast? Well with us right now? Is Corey eleven?
- 0:30Speaker 1: Drafted the Tennessee Times in twenty seventeen, two and seventeen,
- 0:33Speaker 1: went to the Denver Broncos for a little cup of coffee,
- 0:36Speaker 1: and is now with the Chicago Bears. He's a boy.
- 0:39Speaker 1: We put a little bit of risk together on Xbox one.
- 0:41Speaker 1: It's a nice little deal. But here's what I need
- 0:43Speaker 1: you to do right now. All right, if you haven't
- 0:45Speaker 1: done it Tier ones, I know you've done it. Tier twos.
- 0:47Speaker 1: You've probably done it Tier threes. That needs to become
- 0:49Speaker 1: tier tier twos. Go subscribe and rate five stars for
- 0:53Speaker 1: the boys.
- 0:53Speaker 2: All right.
- 0:54Speaker 1: We're talking social media platforms as well. Busting WTV, Busting
- 0:57Speaker 1: w Busting with the Boys, right, just just busting with
- 1:01Speaker 1: the voice, super simple, compact, easy to do. Go on
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- 1:07Speaker 2: Yeah, do we have a TikTok.
- 1:09Speaker 1: We have a TikTok. We have one, we have a profile.
- 1:12Speaker 1: We just haven't not a big TikTok guy, because I'm
- 1:15Speaker 1: twenty eight now and I just I just I feel
- 1:16Speaker 1: like social media for me yea too much. I'm literally
- 1:19Speaker 1: I feel like I'm slowly bleeding out. You might have
- 1:20Speaker 1: Jack just run it. Hell yeah, dude, Jack will probably
- 1:23Speaker 1: crush it.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Dude.
- 1:24Speaker 1: We got new crew, we got new interns. What you
- 1:27Speaker 1: guys meant in the last podcast last week. But we're
- 1:29Speaker 1: just super stoked to be here. Man, we're back on
- 1:31Speaker 1: the bus. We're gonna re weekly regiment, very very fucking exciting.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Shout out the boys, just overall, shout out the man.
- 1:39Speaker 1: We love having you subscribe, rate five stars, then unsubscribed,
- 1:42Speaker 1: and then resubscribe and then rate five stars because we
- 1:44Speaker 1: beat the fucking system. Because we want to go up
- 1:46Speaker 1: on those charts, and we want you, who is a
- 1:48Speaker 1: part of our cult now, to get up in those
- 1:50Speaker 1: motherfucking charts. All right, dude, we love you guys. Bake hugs,
- 1:53Speaker 1: tiny tiny idyo bitty kisses. Happy fourth, Happy fourth, and
- 1:57Speaker 1: enjoy this podcast.
- 1:58Speaker 3: Drop the huge down.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Fucking right, Hey, good job Zach, because that fucking bullshit
- 2:19Speaker 1: last week. I love Zach to death. I don't want
- 2:22Speaker 1: anybody listening to this podcast I think I don't love Zach.
- 2:23Speaker 1: I really, I truly do love Zach. But he had
- 2:26Speaker 1: he had a rough week. And what do you do, dude?
- 2:28Speaker 1: You went back, you watched the film, you corrected the mistakes,
- 2:30Speaker 1: and now you're playing like a champion. Dude, I love
- 2:33Speaker 1: that ship. Very coachable, Corey, make sure that's up by
- 2:36Speaker 1: your mouth?
- 2:37Speaker 2: Is this good? Can you hear me?
- 2:38Speaker 1: Is he solid? You look firm today? Do what you do?
- 2:42Speaker 1: You got a body tightened up? No, it's lower. Really
- 2:45Speaker 1: up my diet last week, it's like coming like that too.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Usually doesn't happen, and then you just kind of get
- 2:50Speaker 1: some momentum. You know how it is you a little bit? Yeah,
- 2:54Speaker 1: but anyway, sorry, I know the sleeves. It's all about
- 2:59Speaker 1: how this lead just wait until we have za on here.
- 3:02Speaker 1: But we started doing recording podcasts so that during the season,
- 3:05Speaker 1: when we focus on football, we can focus the foot buble,
- 3:07Speaker 1: we can still entertain you, guys, because we love our
- 3:09Speaker 1: Tier ones, two, tier Tier twos, and even our tier threes,
- 3:12Speaker 1: but mostly your Tier ones and Tier twos. So but
- 3:14Speaker 1: if you but if you're a Tier two guy and
- 3:16Speaker 1: you know a Tier three guy, make sure you tell
- 3:17Speaker 1: the Tier three guys listen like these guys record them
- 3:21Speaker 1: before the season. Corey, do you really Spike though?
- 3:24Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Corey does not smile. Corey Got.
- 3:27Speaker 2: I've only played Corey Got brought on this pod.
- 3:29Speaker 1: To be a punching back today. No, I'm just kidding, Bro,
- 3:34Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I might who knows, you know what?
- 3:40Speaker 4: Here's you can slowly like maybe they'll be maybe there'll
- 3:43Speaker 4: be a segment where people.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Where Corey is in people want Corey.
- 3:47Speaker 4: Dude, if you're not Rogan, they all have their circles
- 3:49Speaker 4: and they all just hang out like today.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Yeah, boys, for sure, the boys hang out day.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Get my name out there.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so let's let's talk about let's talk
- 3:59Speaker 4: Cory up before we bring him down.
- 4:02Speaker 1: H yeah, dude, build him up, break him down, dude.
- 4:04Speaker 1: I had a whole year twenty ten about that. Actually
- 4:07Speaker 1: it was with that, like you fight like at Michigan. Okay, okay,
- 4:10Speaker 1: you guys need each other. In twenty ten or twenty ten,
- 4:12Speaker 1: we went we had had a year. Twenty ten is
- 4:15Speaker 1: my sophomore year college. We called them break them down
- 4:17Speaker 1: twenty ten. And Patrick o' mamma, you know what I'm
- 4:19Speaker 1: talking about, My baby, Kevin Cody, you know what I'm
- 4:21Speaker 1: talking about also, But you know, break them down, break
- 4:24Speaker 1: them down twenty ten, dude. So at Michigan. Anybody who's
- 4:26Speaker 1: been in Arizona and there's beautiful people there, all right.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Anybody who's been like Florida coastal areas, warm areas, know
- 4:32Speaker 1: that beautiful, beautiful people are running around there for whatever reason.
- 4:35Speaker 1: When I lived in Arizona, I thought to myself, Oh,
- 4:37Speaker 1: everyone's just beautiful. This is just the norm, all right.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Then you went to Michigan, and then I went to Michigan,
- 4:43Speaker 1: and it's a little rough out there, Corey, It's it's rough.
- 4:48Speaker 1: We get some dogs out there, dude, because they're probably
- 4:50Speaker 1: appreciated Arizona a lot. I appreciate the ship at Arizona.
- 4:53Speaker 2: After that, I swear got though half in Nashville is
- 4:57Speaker 2: from Michigan.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Really everyone is from national a beautiful like a beautiful
- 5:01Speaker 1: people city too. Are you comfortable?
- 5:03Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 5:04Speaker 4: Are you really comfortable? Yeah, I've never seen him. I
- 5:06Speaker 4: sit kind of in the middle.
- 5:07Speaker 1: I see you kind of lean, you know what I'm saying.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I'm just like, hey, I just want to make sure
- 5:13Speaker 1: I know what's what that. Yeah, we got we got
- 5:15Speaker 1: a you know we're on the bus. Yes. So anyway,
- 5:19Speaker 1: so oh nine oh nine got my heart broken to
- 5:22Speaker 1: a million pieces? Oh yeah, it says no single detected
- 5:23Speaker 1: on the screen. Now oh nine got my heart broken
- 5:26Speaker 1: million pieces?
- 5:27Speaker 3: Right?
- 5:27Speaker 1: And then I just went on a rampage, be an
- 5:29Speaker 1: absolute fuck boy. Have I learned from it and have
- 5:31Speaker 1: I grown from it? Absolutely?
- 5:32Speaker 2: All?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Right? But in twenty ten, we would find these girls.
- 5:36Speaker 1: I thought they were way too hot to try, that
- 5:37Speaker 1: they were harder than they were, and was called break
- 5:40Speaker 1: them down twenty ten. You meet them, you talk to them,
- 5:43Speaker 1: you get them to like you a little bit, and
- 5:44Speaker 1: then just ghost them. Dude, I never talked to me.
- 5:46Speaker 1: There was no relations There was no kissing, fornicating, nothing
- 5:49Speaker 1: like that. It was just it was an dangle ba.
- 5:52Speaker 1: It was emotional warfare, you know what I'm saying. Because
- 5:54Speaker 1: I was emotionally hurt, I thought to myself. Everybody else
- 5:57Speaker 1: needs to hurt as well. Do you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 6:00Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You know, when you're heartbroken,
- 6:02Speaker 1: you're just like, think the world is ending. You just
- 6:03Speaker 1: trust nobody. Literally, from nine to like sixteen, I had
- 6:07Speaker 1: my heartbroken.
- 6:08Speaker 4: You hear some crazy you hear some crazy story, and
- 6:11Speaker 4: you're like, yeah, I'm not surprising somebody, just like.
- 6:14Speaker 1: The rice he go through. Yeah, exactly, but really it's
- 6:16Speaker 1: just like a heartbreak. Do you remember your first heartbreak?
- 6:19Speaker 2: Corey?
- 6:19Speaker 1: What was that?
- 6:19Speaker 2: Like? Bro?
- 6:20Speaker 1: What was your name?
- 6:21Speaker 2: Tell me your name?
- 6:22Speaker 4: No?
- 6:22Speaker 1: Way in middle school? Dude? You got that emotionally attached
- 6:25Speaker 1: to middle school. That's crazy.
- 6:27Speaker 2: So I think so, I.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Think a lot of young I think a lot of
- 6:30Speaker 1: young guns do.
- 6:31Speaker 2: I was in like sixth grade, bro, really crazy.
- 6:34Speaker 1: I was like eleven, did you have any hair on
- 6:35Speaker 1: your peaches or what?
- 6:36Speaker 2: Yeah? For sure you did. Yeah. Early bloomer, dude, early bloomer.
- 6:39Speaker 4: I mean you're probably what was your first time probably around,
- 6:42Speaker 4: not first time sex, first time figuring it out, first.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Time doing more than kissing, seventh grade.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Or on your own or on your own in front
- 6:49Speaker 1: of your computer.
- 6:51Speaker 2: When did you start beating when that's definitely middle school too,
- 6:54Speaker 2: is probably when I learned how to like ejaculate, you know, yeah, yeah,
- 6:59Speaker 2: you like figure it out at first. It's kind of
- 7:01Speaker 2: crazy about it. We told our story, Yeah, I mean,
- 7:05Speaker 2: how did you go through it?
- 7:06Speaker 1: I think middle school is late. I was in front
- 7:08Speaker 1: of the mirror, I was, I was. I was the
- 7:10Speaker 1: left seventh grade, seventh grade, exact same did I tell
- 7:13Speaker 1: you about when I was on the bus that eleven
- 7:15Speaker 1: Probably fifth grade, fifth late fighth grade.
- 7:18Speaker 2: I think so that's early, very early.
- 7:20Speaker 1: I could have done it, dude. I think it was
- 7:23Speaker 1: possible for me back then in fifth grade.
- 7:25Speaker 4: What's crazy to me is how possible it is. In
- 7:28Speaker 4: like one session, like we'd be on our way home
- 7:31Speaker 4: from like a baseball tournament. I would just be thinking
- 7:33Speaker 4: in my head as like a you know, a little
- 7:34Speaker 4: horny as.
- 7:37Speaker 2: A little bill.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Your dad's driving this horny motherfucker in the back, dude,
- 7:45Speaker 1: trying to hide that bone.
- 7:46Speaker 4: I was just thinking about, I can't wait to get
- 7:48Speaker 4: home to turn on the shower. Just act like you're
- 7:50Speaker 4: taking a long ass shower and you're just going to work.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Like a couple months store, you got like nobody in
- 7:57Speaker 2: the house.
- 7:58Speaker 1: You're sitting there.
- 7:59Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you're on the volume.
- 8:01Speaker 1: I did some weird ship. You're on the couch and
- 8:03Speaker 1: your family is like, all right, we'll be back. We're
- 8:04Speaker 1: taking Bryce. That's my brother taking Brice to hockey practice. Like, oh,
- 8:07Speaker 1: I'll see you as soon as you hear the door,
- 8:08Speaker 1: like click.
- 8:10Speaker 3: Just right.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Looking at him. Then sure you see the car.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Leave dude doing that one time, they wait like thirty seconds.
- 8:20Speaker 2: You forgot something, you know, They yeah, I forgot my
- 8:24Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
- 8:25Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah, okay, put it up in your waistband.
- 8:29Speaker 1: You just got it like up there. You're like, all right,
- 8:31Speaker 1: well down.
- 8:32Speaker 2: That's using that was used in classroom settings, dude, nerves.
- 8:36Speaker 1: If you got a nerve in high school or middle school?
- 8:38Speaker 1: Even is how you call it a nerve?
- 8:40Speaker 2: No reason boner and never heard that, never never had it?
- 8:44Speaker 1: Take it chew, it's yours now?
- 8:46Speaker 2: Want to you get a nerve? Dude? It was like,
- 8:49Speaker 2: what was it called? What?
- 8:50Speaker 1: What's that? Say that again? What does the stand for? Nerve?
- 8:53Speaker 1: But no reason boner?
- 8:54Speaker 2: I don't know the reason reason bone dude? Fair, fair,
- 8:59Speaker 2: that's fair. You say you don't even want to go
- 9:02Speaker 2: and take that on that.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm good. No possum, no boss buzz dude,
- 9:09Speaker 1: Tier one. Shout out Tier ones even the middle of
- 9:11Speaker 1: this talk, dude, even the middle of the fucking talk.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Shoutout Tier Ones would be in Tier ones. Yeah gotta
- 9:14Speaker 1: love it. No free shot outs, but shout out Tier ones. Nerves, dude, Yeah, Like,
- 9:19Speaker 1: nerves are solid, dude. Nerves are like, I don't know,
- 9:21Speaker 1: I'm twenty about to be twenty nine dude, I'm about
- 9:24Speaker 1: to be twenty nine next month.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you're young and ship.
- 9:26Speaker 1: I still get nerves straight up. Yeah, straight up. I'll
- 9:30Speaker 1: just be sitting there and I'll just be like, oh, well,
- 9:33Speaker 1: what are you? What are you into? He's here? I know,
- 9:35Speaker 1: did I those random ship going on? Too? But yeah, yeah,
- 9:41Speaker 1: I was like, dude, cool, cool, good to see h
- 9:44Speaker 1: stand up. It's all uncomfortable. Yeah, uh dude, So seventh
- 9:48Speaker 1: grade first time? Yeah, set the scene for me?
- 9:51Speaker 3: What was it?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Like?
- 9:52Speaker 1: Where where were.
- 9:53Speaker 2: You I'm doing I'm in my bathroom doing the whole
- 9:55Speaker 2: taking a long shower deal.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Yeah, so you knew that, you knew that trick going in.
- 10:00Speaker 1: You don't do that, you're going right into Yeah.
- 10:03Speaker 2: I mean, you don't want to. You don't want to
- 10:04Speaker 2: fucking hear like you gotta put on the launch.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Did you know? Are you hearing about this through your boys? Like,
- 10:10Speaker 1: oh have you yet? And you're like, yeah, yeah, I have.
- 10:12Speaker 2: Yeah. That's like that was like middle school locker room
- 10:15Speaker 2: talking people. It was like, dude, I found this porn
- 10:18Speaker 2: like something like we always had this one guy shot
- 10:22Speaker 2: shot back then Shadow Jonathan Payne, he's still he's still
- 10:27Speaker 2: one of our boys. We talked to him every day.
- 10:29Speaker 2: He he had like this database.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Dude, he just had a kid. He had a Playba.
- 10:35Speaker 2: Database of porn. You're in sixth grade, holdy, right now,
- 10:38Speaker 2: this was seventh grade. Seventh grade, you're in seven year
- 10:40Speaker 2: HOLDI right now, I'm twenty five, So twenty five, so
- 10:43Speaker 2: you're like you're just past AOL. You're on Explorer, dude,
- 10:46Speaker 2: we're yeah, twelve years ago, seventh grade pop ups still
- 10:50Speaker 2: might have had like Mozilla pop.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I gave my computer aids like three times for sure,
- 10:55Speaker 1: three different computers got aids because of me.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm in front of this mirror, I'm in front
- 11:01Speaker 2: of the terrible.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Looking at you like just stare like just looking at her, dude,
- 11:09Speaker 1: not even look at your just kind of just looking
- 11:11Speaker 1: at like your own eyes, like.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Yeah, it was, it was. We'll get to that. But
- 11:16Speaker 2: I'm fucking I'm.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Doing there a freak.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Yeah, freak.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Oh he freaky freaky.
- 11:25Speaker 2: You know, I do the fucking deed. You know, it's
- 11:27Speaker 2: I think I've heard your story listening to the pod,
- 11:30Speaker 2: but it's like, you know, you just fucking it overtakes
- 11:33Speaker 2: you and you're like, holy ship, this is the first
- 11:35Speaker 2: time I'm about to come. This is fucking weird.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Word. Yeah, you just the things you are a freak bro.
- 11:45Speaker 2: Go ahead, bro, I thought this was no holds bar.
- 11:49Speaker 1: We love it, We love it. We do what you want.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Dude, all right, all right, bet so finish up. And
- 11:55Speaker 2: you know, like your fucking leg you're like shakey a
- 11:57Speaker 2: little bit. You know you got that?
- 11:59Speaker 1: Are you in the feet of Dode just said that
- 12:01Speaker 1: what I'm thinking my head?
- 12:02Speaker 2: No, the city, I look, he says, No, it's not
- 12:09Speaker 2: like you're a little just tingly. You know what I'm saying,
- 12:11Speaker 2: What the fun.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Did you do yourself?
- 12:16Speaker 2: You know?
- 12:16Speaker 1: I look how you're laying their shake.
- 12:18Speaker 2: I look in the mirror and I'm just like fucking
- 12:19Speaker 2: ashamed of myself. You know, like I made I made
- 12:23Speaker 2: eye contact with myself, and I'm just like, you're, dude,
- 12:27Speaker 2: you're a big piece of ship.
- 12:31Speaker 1: You're you're you're twelve years old, and you had the
- 12:33Speaker 1: you have the moral capacity to be like you piece
- 12:35Speaker 1: of ship. He's a freaking and demons, bro, Yeah, demons.
- 12:41Speaker 2: It's not clarity, that's what it's called.
- 12:42Speaker 1: It's not clarity.
- 12:43Speaker 2: It's a real thing. And I looked at that in
- 12:45Speaker 2: that moment and I was like, what the fuck, dude,
- 12:48Speaker 2: just get in the shower. You're embarrassing yourself.
- 12:52Speaker 1: After his first time.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know, you guys know exactly what I'm
- 12:56Speaker 2: talking about.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that I do that now thirty
- 13:00Speaker 1: Like I might think, like, what is if you're twelve
- 13:03Speaker 1: or thirteen, twelve, thirteen, fourteen or fifteen, Dude, you're just
- 13:06Speaker 1: trying to put that thing wherever you can. Dude, you're trying,
- 13:08Speaker 1: you're mushing the pillow together to figure that thing out,
- 13:10Speaker 1: Like it's different, young glad And I would finish and
- 13:13Speaker 1: be like, oh, well it's just going to bed wrong
- 13:16Speaker 1: that what's that? He said?
- 13:18Speaker 2: Yo, I'm glad. I'm not the only one.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Yeah, my buddy Nick would always give me hell because
- 13:22Speaker 4: I talked to him about doing the whole pillow folding thing.
- 13:24Speaker 1: I never actually did that. It was it was like
- 13:26Speaker 1: a It was like an example we are.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Seeing on a show. You just got exposed on that one, dude,
- 13:33Speaker 2: that's it's Ez shows for sure, that's where you got.
- 13:36Speaker 1: I would tell Nick like I would. I would go
- 13:38Speaker 1: into like, oh, like a big mouth, Yeah, the whole
- 13:41Speaker 1: episode is hilarious, I would Nick.
- 13:45Speaker 4: And I had that inside joke to when I'd go
- 13:47Speaker 4: in a hotel room, I just I take a pillo
- 13:49Speaker 4: and place in the middle of the bed and then
- 13:50Speaker 4: I just send him a photo of the pillow.
- 13:54Speaker 1: That's going down.
- 13:55Speaker 4: Oh girls, ships dusty, Oh.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Dude, that's fucking disgusting, bro. And this is why we
- 14:03Speaker 1: had you on.
- 14:03Speaker 2: You guys got me sweat. And then I said the
- 14:05Speaker 2: sea word. Hey, I'll only refer to it as if
- 14:12Speaker 2: it comes back up.
- 14:13Speaker 1: I feel like, what's a nasty word.
- 14:16Speaker 4: But the way you said it, you almost started putting
- 14:18Speaker 4: blood in the water because you kind of weren't sure
- 14:20Speaker 4: when you say yeah, you.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Said that, you said that cautious. Yeah, I really you
- 14:23Speaker 1: can't put hump in the water, dude, costous. That's how
- 14:25Speaker 1: get your hamp it off. You know what I'm saying,
- 14:26Speaker 1: You're gonna pour that ship in there. We'll take care.
- 14:28Speaker 1: I'm not going to say it because it makes me
- 14:29Speaker 1: uncomfortable to say it. You know what I'm saying.
- 14:31Speaker 2: It does words like that, dude, and the actually sea words,
- 14:35Speaker 2: especially looking at other dudes in the eye telling us
- 14:37Speaker 2: I was looking at him dead and the eye.
- 14:39Speaker 1: I know he stole a piece of me. He stole
- 14:42Speaker 1: a piece of.
- 14:43Speaker 2: Yourself maybe for sure.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Dude, fifteen minutes I'm talking about beating off. What a
- 14:49Speaker 1: great start, What a great start to good job boys,
- 14:53Speaker 1: good ship. I love it, dude, audience, Hey, hitting all
- 14:58Speaker 1: twelve thirteen year olds are going to learn some ship.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Gonna be like, holy shit, that just happened to me
- 15:02Speaker 2: last night.
- 15:02Speaker 1: So when did you first hear about beating it though?
- 15:05Speaker 1: Because I got I remember mine like it was like yesterday.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Bro, when I first heard about him. Yeah, I mean
- 15:14Speaker 2: probably you know I heard of some kids like doing
- 15:17Speaker 2: some ship in the bathroom at school, beating it Like
- 15:19Speaker 2: they're like, dude, we saw this kid fucking beating off
- 15:22Speaker 2: in the bathroom in like sixth grade. Yeah, something like that.
- 15:25Speaker 2: You know, elementary school is pretty innocent.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Yeah, but elementary school is it due that's all the.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Fifth grade teachers like, you're going to get to middle
- 15:32Speaker 2: school and it's going to be a different world. And
- 15:34Speaker 2: I mean it really wasn't. It wasn't like kids started
- 15:38Speaker 2: doing more, you know, like exploring stuff, fucking stuff. Yeah,
- 15:43Speaker 2: and then that's when I heard about some dude beating
- 15:45Speaker 2: off in the bathroom in sixth grade. It was really weird. Yeah,
- 15:48Speaker 2: you like got caught by a teacher or something.
- 15:50Speaker 1: How do you get caught beating off in the bathroom
- 15:52Speaker 1: unless you just do it? Roach you're just staring at
- 15:55Speaker 1: yourself in the mirror. And if you're doing do you
- 15:58Speaker 1: hear a teacher come in or somebody opened the door
- 16:00Speaker 1: door open? Give me a second.
- 16:02Speaker 2: I think it was like a kid was like, hey,
- 16:06Speaker 2: so and so, and they just took him in all
- 16:09Speaker 2: on hearsay from the other student. Wow, Like they went
- 16:12Speaker 2: and told and.
- 16:13Speaker 1: You know, when like you're in sixth grade, you don't
- 16:14Speaker 1: like sounds pretty fucked up, but you don't have to lie.
- 16:17Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah, yeah, no, I was I beat
- 16:20Speaker 1: off in there. Hey Billy, did you do this? Yeah?
- 16:23Speaker 1: I beat off in there, I'm sorry, just dude.
- 16:26Speaker 4: Or they're just like, no, are you sure I didn't?
- 16:31Speaker 1: I didn't, And I was like, Yo, this fucking loser.
- 16:33Speaker 1: He definitely just beating off in the bathroom. Dude, never
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- 19:30Speaker 4: five stars to all your friends. Shout out from a mountaintop, Corey.
- 19:33Speaker 4: Corey allegedly is a genius.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true to well, just I mean, that's
- 19:40Speaker 1: pretty much the best opening you're gonna get. Gohe and
- 19:42Speaker 1: tell us about that. Yeah, allegedly you're a genius. Proved
- 19:45Speaker 1: why you know you're so?
- 19:47Speaker 2: Last year during this time it was this time yah
- 19:51Speaker 2: offseason workouts, the Titans had oh, you say, eighteen or
- 19:56Speaker 2: so guys testing.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the guys they thought were probably the
- 19:59Speaker 1: dumbest and the team. You and me both took the test.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Core takes a lot of heat because he had He's like,
- 20:04Speaker 4: talk talk, there's no disrespecting that.
- 20:07Speaker 2: Literally. I think everyone thought I was a little slow
- 20:10Speaker 2: because I talked so but this should is sharp, this
- 20:13Speaker 2: should have sharp mind is sharp. Should as fucking sharp
- 20:16Speaker 2: as a needle. It definitely is, and so they but
- 20:20Speaker 2: they didn't know they didn't know, but now they know
- 20:23Speaker 2: that is sharp up there, right. Yeah, So Taylor is
- 20:26Speaker 2: one of the guys take the test. It's a lot
- 20:27Speaker 2: of it's a lot of like first year, second year guys.
- 20:30Speaker 1: And Taylor probably all these younger guys too.
- 20:36Speaker 2: But we take this test and and it's uh, just
- 20:40Speaker 2: a bunch of dumb ship you know, like picking up
- 20:43Speaker 2: a block and dropping it and then getting it back
- 20:46Speaker 2: together as quick as possible. You remember the test, what
- 20:49Speaker 2: else was on that?
- 20:50Speaker 1: It was like the block thing was tough. It was
- 20:59Speaker 1: like a super comprehensive, like uh concussion test almost like
- 21:03Speaker 1: tell you like five words at the beginning, because he'd
- 21:08Speaker 1: show you. He'd be like, all right, put this together,
- 21:09Speaker 1: and there would actually be like the outline, like here's
- 21:11Speaker 1: a diamond. Then you have this much white shore, as
- 21:13Speaker 1: much red shine, and then eventually there'd be like no outline.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Anybody put it together, and you'd be like, how do
- 21:18Speaker 1: I put a diamond together?
- 21:19Speaker 2: Now?
- 21:20Speaker 1: Dude, struggle bus, Dude. I definitely didn't score that. I
- 21:23Speaker 1: didn't He said I didn't score the worst, so I
- 21:25Speaker 1: was very happy about that.
- 21:26Speaker 2: We had to remember, like what twelve numbers in a row,
- 21:30Speaker 2: just like randomly spit at us and we had to
- 21:32Speaker 2: do it backwards or something. Also, also, I'm sure everyone's
- 21:35Speaker 2: taking some type of a deal all deals. But anyways,
- 21:43Speaker 2: Keith results come back and he's like, dude, uh, doc
- 21:47Speaker 2: said you are a certified genius or something like some
- 21:51Speaker 2: ship like that. He's like every test score was out
- 21:54Speaker 2: of the water, and I just looked back at him.
- 21:56Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that was like the you know the
- 21:59Speaker 1: best part about that is is that I went to
- 22:01Speaker 1: meet the doctor after to go over my results and
- 22:04Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I was like, how
- 22:07Speaker 1: smart of my?
- 22:07Speaker 2: How dumb?
- 22:08Speaker 1: I what's the deal?
- 22:08Speaker 2: Like?
- 22:08Speaker 1: I actually said, how smart a my? And he goes
- 22:10Speaker 1: he goes, well, it's oh no, he goes uh, he goes, well,
- 22:15Speaker 1: it's not necessarily like an IQ test, so he can't
- 22:17Speaker 1: really arrange. And then I was like, yeah, guy's a
- 22:21Speaker 1: fucking genius and like it's retarded how much He's like, just.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Figure that ship out.
- 22:25Speaker 1: You're uh, like that's crazy because the doc said, like,
- 22:28Speaker 1: there's two ways of trying to figure out the way
- 22:30Speaker 1: you process ship, and then Corey's like, there's two ways
- 22:33Speaker 1: to process or three maybe I don't know.
- 22:35Speaker 2: There's very well with visual esthetic. You know ship like that,
- 22:41Speaker 2: like how.
- 22:41Speaker 1: You word that's a genius? Genius.
- 22:44Speaker 2: We we got ray Man.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Did he counts cards? We're taking his Aestic casino the ships.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Or you can be like an auditory learner by listening
- 22:53Speaker 2: to ship, like you only have to listen and you
- 22:55Speaker 2: can do it all. Apparently he breaks. I blew him all.
- 23:00Speaker 4: You don't hesitate when we're on Xbox. But you said
- 23:03Speaker 4: apparently right now, do you feel a little.
- 23:05Speaker 2: That's that's just according to the test. Alright, I feel
- 23:08Speaker 2: like I can learn anyway. Pretty smart guy. I'm definitely
- 23:11Speaker 2: a visual everything sharp up top for sure.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Hey, I'll tell you what the thing is is like
- 23:18Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like it was exactly what I said.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Visual auditory or kinesthetic.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Oh wow, you remember kinesthetic but you can remember auditory.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Is like actually doing ship like walkthroughs.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good at that.
- 23:33Speaker 2: Auditory is just listening to him like run through an
- 23:37Speaker 2: install or something, watching film. There was one I was
- 23:41Speaker 2: pretty decent, you know what I'm saying writing we know, we.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Know you have over here. It's curious fun. Yeah, I
- 23:46Speaker 1: was good at one of those. Bro, you blew your
- 23:48Speaker 1: share the water three times we could quit laughing at me. Yeah,
- 23:54Speaker 1: that one was, I know maybe there was that one.
- 23:57Speaker 1: That one, Yeah, dude, I scored all right, dude, would
- 23:59Speaker 1: you in the one to Lick?
- 24:02Speaker 2: I think it was like high twenties.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Look it up.
- 24:04Speaker 2: I look it up, Alex mid to high twenties.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Maybe Zach's over there. Can you look up people's scores?
- 24:12Speaker 2: I know they post the bad ones out there, and
- 24:14Speaker 2: oh they put them.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Fours out there. Who was that corner out of lsu
- 24:17Speaker 1: Claiborne Claiborn, Yeah, you got a flaborn. I'm pretty sure.
- 24:20Speaker 1: It's like the SAT where you get points for putt
- 24:22Speaker 1: your name down. Oh that's tough for rutal Bro. Why
- 24:26Speaker 1: does what you get?
- 24:27Speaker 2: I was I was every stat that you have. I'm sure.
- 24:31Speaker 1: No, I just know my best stats, so my forty
- 24:34Speaker 1: five times? Don't know the bench press the broad jump
- 24:38Speaker 1: was a combined record until two years ago. But but
- 24:43Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know this. I looked it
- 24:46Speaker 1: up one time.
- 24:46Speaker 2: One score.
- 24:47Speaker 1: It's not a no, it was like a twenty two
- 24:50Speaker 1: or twenty three. It's it's not great. Sorry, it's not
- 24:53Speaker 1: worth it.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Sure, what's the max again? Forty? Is it forty fifty fifty.
- 24:57Speaker 1: And who's buddy from Harvard fits Patrick? Yeah, he had seven.
- 25:02Speaker 2: Is there something's out there? He like, did it it's magic,
- 25:04Speaker 2: ran through it twice like he was able to check
- 25:06Speaker 2: all his answer.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Get the funk out here. You'll have like twelve minutes
- 25:09Speaker 1: to do it, right or thirteen minutes. I think it's twelve.
- 25:12Speaker 1: That's crazy though. I bet your Corey remembers. Yeah, what
- 25:14Speaker 1: just answers everything with the question. So you don't know
- 25:16Speaker 1: how smart he is, But tell you answering the question correctly,
- 25:19Speaker 1: it doesn't correlate the risk.
- 25:20Speaker 2: You can look it up. Hey, hey, hey, I tell
- 25:26Speaker 2: him about this little little game with me, you and
- 25:29Speaker 2: the biscuit.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what happened the biscuit? The biscuit and I
- 25:32Speaker 1: played with Corey? Corey, Corey dump choke No, Corey wan.
- 25:37Speaker 1: He went very fast, but I'll tell you what it was.
- 25:40Speaker 1: He had like Australia right away, he got South America
- 25:42Speaker 1: in two rounds.
- 25:43Speaker 4: Like we've all played it way too much to where
- 25:46Speaker 4: we just know who's probably going to.
- 25:47Speaker 1: When you when you have when you someone's got to
- 25:50Speaker 1: go handle You're like, fuck that guy. Want dude, until
- 25:52Speaker 1: unless you just start dumping bro Dummian.
- 25:54Speaker 4: Mentally enough to where they choke, which is what Corey
- 25:57Speaker 4: does a lot.
- 25:58Speaker 2: It's been like two times.
- 26:00Speaker 1: For sure, you would think as smart as you are,
- 26:05Speaker 1: you would you wouldn't be as mentally like beaten down easily,
- 26:08Speaker 1: but you are very easily mentally beaten down in risk.
- 26:11Speaker 1: For those of you who are wondering, because yeah, I
- 26:13Speaker 1: don't know, we can't talk about things that only us
- 26:16Speaker 1: know about. So on Xbox Live Xbox One, don't try
- 26:19Speaker 1: to find our handles. We're not gonna play with you,
- 26:21Speaker 1: but we do play risk Quarantine guys dow who we
- 26:25Speaker 1: were on Rocket League Quarantine starting we didn't know how
- 26:29Speaker 1: anything to do, so at night we started playing Risk
- 26:31Speaker 1: and now we've kind of play Rocket League more than
- 26:33Speaker 1: anything else. But arguably me and Will are the best
- 26:38Speaker 1: one and two one A two.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Annis definitely one A one A, one A one B.
- 26:48Speaker 1: And then there's everybody else.
- 26:50Speaker 2: I gotta be better than the Biscuit and Dennis.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Dude, the Bescuit. The Biscuit had no.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of you say I choke, but that
- 27:00Speaker 2: means that I come in second place, well in.
- 27:03Speaker 1: Third second time. He's very steady second time, he's you're
- 27:07Speaker 1: a very steady third place.
- 27:09Speaker 2: That's that I happened to place second instead of saying
- 27:13Speaker 2: the sea word.
- 27:14Speaker 4: It just got so much to where it almost felt
- 27:16Speaker 4: like our group chat was getting a little damage by
- 27:19Speaker 4: playing too much.
- 27:20Speaker 1: It would be stressful. It would be stressful tohere.
- 27:23Speaker 4: I would wake up the next day and charl would
- 27:24Speaker 4: legitimately ask how last night went, because I would have
- 27:27Speaker 4: some kind of mood.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what. I got a
- 27:30Speaker 1: little hairy for a second, got har Rockiley saved the
- 27:34Speaker 1: whole entire relationship of our like xboxing, yeah experience.
- 27:40Speaker 2: I went on.
- 27:40Speaker 1: eBay and bought uh, I watched watching Big Cat. You
- 27:43Speaker 1: bought it, I bought. I bought n C A fourteen.
- 27:47Speaker 1: I bought Xbox very sixty years. Might never see me again.
- 27:50Speaker 1: It gets in the day. Actually over, really, come over, baby,
- 27:53Speaker 1: We'll have two We had two Xbox controllers too.
- 27:56Speaker 2: We'll have an n C double a tournament.
- 27:58Speaker 1: I got to because friends want because my friends want
- 28:03Speaker 1: to play with me. You know what I'm saying, Doug.
- 28:05Speaker 4: If you go for to somebody's else and they got
- 28:06Speaker 4: one Xbox and one XB like, what are you doing.
- 28:10Speaker 2: They only play career modes.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I'll tell you i'mbout to make a player that I'm
- 28:14Speaker 1: going to be a safety in Alabama. So you're not
- 28:17Speaker 1: going to do the coaching Krausel like, no, no, because
- 28:20Speaker 1: because Big CA's got that pretty dialed in, I'm more of.
- 28:23Speaker 2: A causal carousel carousel.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Would I say that wrong?
- 28:28Speaker 2: Coaching carousel?
- 28:32Speaker 1: What's it called?
- 28:33Speaker 2: Like? What?
- 28:34Speaker 4: There's no doubt? I say a lot of questionable ship
- 28:40Speaker 4: like ship mess I said something else. Yeah, I'm.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Not the best with words. Grass is always greener.
- 28:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gullible too.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Will you really are, dude? I told you what it
- 29:00Speaker 2: was just like two months ago. I was like, yo,
- 29:01Speaker 2: I run ten miles a day. Like when we had
- 29:04Speaker 2: to start doing.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Cory's as you think you were ten miles a day?
- 29:08Speaker 1: They couldn't. They took you that long?
- 29:09Speaker 2: We uh when we had to start doing in home
- 29:11Speaker 2: workouts because of these lockdowns.
- 29:13Speaker 1: I think he said of those hill sprints.
- 29:16Speaker 2: I don't know what it was, but it was like
- 29:18Speaker 2: something fucking ridiculous. It was like five hundred push ups,
- 29:21Speaker 2: five hundred sit ups, and then I go do it
- 29:23Speaker 2: again and you're like, yo, you're doing you're doing a lot, bro, Well,
- 29:28Speaker 2: I'm just fucking with you. I did not do that whatsoever.
- 29:31Speaker 4: Yeah, hang on, hang on, So how do you say
- 29:33Speaker 4: the carausel?
- 29:34Speaker 2: Carousel? Like a fucking you just go around in the carousel.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Like the Merry go Round? But why is just going
- 29:41Speaker 1: around the But it's definitely not carousel, dude. It sounds
- 29:46Speaker 1: like a word that's not even a word. It sounds
- 29:47Speaker 1: like a word corraling, as something you would corral, like
- 29:50Speaker 1: a bunch of cattle. Yeah, carousel is like a little
- 29:54Speaker 1: ride to get on that horses that bob up and down.
- 29:56Speaker 1: That's kind of just creepy though, No, that's it's a
- 29:59Speaker 1: class carnival ride. I know, I can see it. It's
- 30:02Speaker 1: still like it's like a creepy Oh yeah, clowns are creepy.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Then that's creepy. Yeah done, So it works.
- 30:10Speaker 4: Okay, Well I will learn someday coaching carousel carousal.
- 30:15Speaker 1: It's a word that came from the seventeenth century. The
- 30:17Speaker 1: word carousel is a French word which means a tilting
- 30:21Speaker 1: match can be called aroundabout dude, so bad? I know,
- 30:30Speaker 1: my Hey, I'll tell you what. The boy took a
- 30:32Speaker 1: risk today to play right now. That game is dirty, dude,
- 30:37Speaker 1: That game is dirty. Tell us about tell us about
- 30:41Speaker 1: the old line room in the Titans compared to the
- 30:44Speaker 1: old online room of the Bears.
- 30:48Speaker 2: I would say, you know, Titans, you're on the Bears now.
- 30:55Speaker 1: You went from So you got drafted a little background
- 30:58Speaker 1: and it's not Corey's podcast, it's the Boys podcast, but
- 31:00Speaker 1: a background Corey six round draft pick at a ut chet,
- 31:03Speaker 1: a nega stud you're actually too tech. He's a two
- 31:10Speaker 1: time All American for the.
- 31:11Speaker 2: What one moment, three times for FCS, three.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Time All American. Dude, he could have grad transferred to Oregon,
- 31:18Speaker 1: he said, but he was scared because he didn't think
- 31:20Speaker 1: he could play. No. Three time All American.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Bro. It was like I didn't even have the credit
- 31:25Speaker 2: hours either, Like it wasn't possible.
- 31:27Speaker 1: Okay, dude, when we get on the risk tonight, you'll
- 31:29Speaker 1: be like, hey, I actually did no. Sure you got drafted,
- 31:34Speaker 1: Yeah you got drafted.
- 31:36Speaker 2: Dude, fucking do what I had to do?
- 31:37Speaker 1: Got drafted? Did you want to go to Titans? It
- 31:40Speaker 1: was it was out of the Falcons because it was weird.
- 31:43Speaker 2: They didn't talk to me until Sully came and worked me.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Out kind of in the gym. It was fucking raining, pouring,
- 31:51Speaker 2: it was shitty. I couldn't even go on the field.
- 31:54Speaker 2: But that was the first time and pretty much only
- 31:56Speaker 2: time they talked to me. And then I mean, Sully,
- 32:00Speaker 2: it was like that two day deal you guys always
- 32:02Speaker 2: talked about. You know, why were you fucking gone for
- 32:04Speaker 2: so long?
- 32:05Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:05Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we had lunch the day before the workout
- 32:09Speaker 2: and then the workout that morning or some ship.
- 32:12Speaker 1: So is the probably the bomb to have a workout.
- 32:14Speaker 2: With to He was cool as ship and like we
- 32:17Speaker 2: were Like I said, we were in the gym, so
- 32:18Speaker 2: we were slipping everywhere, and he was just like, you know, good,
- 32:22Speaker 2: you're good. You know how Sully, it's fine, it's fun something. Yeah,
- 32:28Speaker 2: we're done. We're done. But yeah, that was, uh, that's
- 32:34Speaker 2: where I got drafted. I mean, my wife is from here,
- 32:36Speaker 2: so that's really really rad that, you know, we got
- 32:40Speaker 2: to move where she's from and have a whole lot
- 32:42Speaker 2: of family, so keeping my house here. I love living here,
- 32:46Speaker 2: so yeah.
- 32:47Speaker 1: It's so compare it little.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Did I know that I wanted to come to the Titans.
- 32:52Speaker 1: So you did? So answer could have been yes.
- 32:55Speaker 2: I could have just said yes, yeah, but.
- 32:57Speaker 1: I'm glad we weren't learned about all that.
- 32:59Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, I wanted backstory.
- 33:01Speaker 1: No, I didnt content content content you know, was like
- 33:09Speaker 1: she is a genius, howking over here? So I guess,
- 33:19Speaker 1: you know, nice to move to my city.
- 33:23Speaker 2: No, man, the Bears are cool, the Titans. The Titans
- 33:28Speaker 2: had one of the best O lines ever. Like we're
- 33:32Speaker 2: talking about the locker room, like, you know, we're camaraderie
- 33:37Speaker 2: things like that, and the Bears, you know, we're we're
- 33:40Speaker 2: working on all that stuff. We're we're definitely becoming more
- 33:43Speaker 2: of a family. I think, Uh it's like virtual zoom
- 33:46Speaker 2: ship we had, you know, we had one of those
- 33:49Speaker 2: big team meetings after uh the George Floyd events, and
- 33:53Speaker 2: I think as a team and as an O line,
- 33:55Speaker 2: we're definitely meshed more. And that's it's good. I mean,
- 33:59Speaker 2: that's what now he wants to see. So we're doing that's.
- 34:01Speaker 1: How long were you on the How long were you
- 34:03Speaker 1: on the Chicago roster last year?
- 34:04Speaker 2: Because for the last four games of the year.
- 34:07Speaker 1: Okay, so you hadn't even been around them all that long.
- 34:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that's also a thing. Yeah, I don't really know
- 34:11Speaker 2: them all that well. Because I was with him for
- 34:13Speaker 2: a month and then we didn't have this off season too.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Do you guys do an online trip? No?
- 34:19Speaker 2: And then I'm not sure if they did. My wife
- 34:22Speaker 2: get really pregnant, so I went home.
- 34:25Speaker 1: You might not get invited. Who knows, he's a last
- 34:28Speaker 1: minute Guy of.
- 34:28Speaker 2: The Year guy.
- 34:29Speaker 1: You never know.
- 34:30Speaker 2: I was gonna go with you guys, I know you.
- 34:34Speaker 2: I mean, you guys made that run and then I
- 34:37Speaker 2: had my kid like ten days later.
- 34:39Speaker 1: That's crazy. Corey and I wat the watch party together.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Yeah, when we all played Baltimore.
- 34:43Speaker 1: How rad was that?
- 34:45Speaker 2: Dude?
- 34:45Speaker 1: It was lit.
- 34:46Speaker 2: I was sweating my ass off.
- 34:48Speaker 1: I kind of like know what to expect and then
- 34:49Speaker 1: it was just lit. Yeah, where to act me shout out,
- 34:53Speaker 1: act shout out act me, dude, doing great ship for
- 34:55Speaker 1: the boys. But there's no free shoutouts. You know, act me,
- 34:59Speaker 1: shout out, act mean because you've done something for us
- 35:03Speaker 1: as they do a great job. They do a really
- 35:05Speaker 1: good job.
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- 37:15Speaker 1: up those combined scores again. I want to see Coreys shit.
- 37:19Speaker 1: Corey eleven position off. It's Alignement College, Tennessee, Chattanooga, JEFT
- 37:23Speaker 1: class seventeen, age twenty two point eight. Not sure how
- 37:26Speaker 1: they got that forty yard dash starts with the five.
- 37:29Speaker 1: That's not great, No five, one six. Your top speed okay,
- 37:35Speaker 1: your top speed was fifteen twenty five miles an hour.
- 37:38Speaker 2: As fuck. I don't know you're split faster than that.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Now you're split, dude. I feel the same way when
- 37:45Speaker 1: I move around, Like, dude, I'm definitely faster than I was.
- 37:47Speaker 2: I had a solid split.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Your split solid, your ten yeard split your one seven
- 37:51Speaker 1: nine is that's all your I need is impressive. That's
- 37:54Speaker 1: all you need, dude, playing center bro, you just get
- 37:57Speaker 1: to that top end. Real wonder Lick is not posting
- 38:00Speaker 1: that sucks, dude.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Just say it was like twenty six, twenty seven.
- 38:04Speaker 1: How many inches. How many feet is one hundred and
- 38:06Speaker 1: six inches for the broad jump?
- 38:07Speaker 2: Oh that's not very far one of eighty six, eight ten,
- 38:11Speaker 2: Maybe that's made for you eight eight yeah, hey, genius three.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Cons what's a good what's a good twenty yard shuttle
- 38:23Speaker 1: for alignment?
- 38:24Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a solid three four or five Yeah, I
- 38:27Speaker 4: would say four or five.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Top five and three cone at the combo? Were you
- 38:31Speaker 2: really for? I don't know.
- 38:32Speaker 1: I don't know what mine was on.
- 38:33Speaker 2: That seven five five?
- 38:36Speaker 1: How about the sixty yard shuttle? Like they always never
- 38:40Speaker 1: do that ship?
- 38:41Speaker 2: What did you get on the bench?
- 38:43Speaker 1: I got so, I got it up and down thirty times,
- 38:46Speaker 1: but they minused me one. If I always have to
- 38:48Speaker 1: say that.
- 38:48Speaker 2: I want to say they took two off mine. So
- 38:50Speaker 2: it was like twenty eight.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys both did so that picture get thirty
- 38:55Speaker 1: reps with it.
- 38:56Speaker 2: I don't think it might have been twenty eight twenty nine.
- 38:59Speaker 1: So that picture, when it's blown up, my piece looks huge,
- 39:02Speaker 1: doesn't It looks look huge? I'm telling you, bro, and
- 39:05Speaker 1: that it looks like I have a keep going, keep going,
- 39:09Speaker 1: keep going, young luwan see it right there, just hanging off. Yeah,
- 39:16Speaker 1: But it's like it's like getting ripped over to the
- 39:18Speaker 1: right or left, whichever way that is decently relat I'll
- 39:22Speaker 1: tell you what the boy. The boy worked on that
- 39:24Speaker 1: damn forty Caption that picture right there, No.
- 39:27Speaker 4: Question, I'm one of those guys who need him innut
- 39:30Speaker 4: to think, what do you mean about like something that's humorous?
- 39:33Speaker 2: Caption that picture.
- 39:34Speaker 4: It doesn't always just roll off the tongue like that.
- 39:39Speaker 1: That's like a vinegar strokes look right there, dude, that's
- 39:41Speaker 1: what my vinegar strokes looks like. Right right before the
- 39:43Speaker 1: sea word comes. That's what that is.
- 39:48Speaker 2: Mom just left the store, gotta go.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Yeah, photo you right else that So that picture I
- 39:57Speaker 1: got tagged in something by like some dude on Insta.
- 40:00Speaker 1: His name was like big gay Ben and he was
- 40:01Speaker 1: basically like that was that was his profile. But it
- 40:05Speaker 1: was also like shut up, shut up big and he
- 40:08Speaker 1: tagged me in that photo and he was like look
- 40:11Speaker 1: at the look at the dick on the water or
- 40:12Speaker 1: something like that. Big Ben was about it. Oh, big
- 40:15Speaker 1: Awen was about it, dude. It was like right after
- 40:16Speaker 1: I did the thing, literally was like, man, that kind
- 40:19Speaker 1: of makes me uncomfortable. I still like the photo because
- 40:21Speaker 1: the compliments a compliment, though. You know what I'm saying.
- 40:23Speaker 2: You liked it. You went and you hearted it.
- 40:26Speaker 1: I hearted the ship out of that thing you like.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Thank you, sir for commenting on my piece.
- 40:30Speaker 4: I've never I mean, man, when Taylor saw heard that
- 40:33Speaker 4: comment the next time he was about to show, he
- 40:35Speaker 4: kind of just looked at himself, like, yeah.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Thats what the shot. Big big A has no idea.
- 40:42Speaker 1: You know what I got. I got the pby I'm
- 40:45Speaker 1: just waiting for the growth to happen. Go to a
- 40:48Speaker 1: ship that's after, that's during the sea. That's Corey's post
- 40:52Speaker 1: clarity nuts. Oh dude, heartbreak Hotel the on line twenty three, Jordan,
- 41:02Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think that was an accident, dude.
- 41:04Speaker 1: The path, the fucking path.
- 41:06Speaker 2: What are you listening to in this one?
- 41:08Speaker 1: Probably some alternative shit, dude. I'm probably listening to a
- 41:10Speaker 1: little Panic at the Disco, Good Charlotte, Sublime show. Zona, Dude,
- 41:19Speaker 1: I'm out of control Zona sometimes kind of look. I mean,
- 41:23Speaker 1: I cut these firk pants myself.
- 41:25Speaker 2: Do you go to the tanning bed before this?
- 41:27Speaker 1: Dude?
- 41:27Speaker 2: Did you train out in Zona?
- 41:29Speaker 1: Bro oh before this?
- 41:30Speaker 2: Before the combat?
- 41:31Speaker 1: Straight out a dude, me Zach Martin. Who's a dude
- 41:37Speaker 1: who put it Ohio State Jack me Hort fucking hilariously.
- 41:41Speaker 1: That guy is one of the funniest you've ever met.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Arthur Lynch, a couple other dudes. We went to the
- 41:47Speaker 1: tanning bit for this, and we're all we were all
- 41:50Speaker 1: legit bragging about how we hear all tanned. Well, but
- 41:52Speaker 1: it was like the winter, the dead of.
- 41:53Speaker 2: Winter in Indianapolis.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Well, we were in Florida training. Yeah, so it was
- 41:59Speaker 1: like for the common we they just got there and
- 42:00Speaker 1: so like, yo, we should get a good tan because
- 42:02Speaker 1: it's any more the better, blah blah blah. And so
- 42:04Speaker 1: we went there and the ladies like, okay, well, yes,
- 42:06Speaker 1: probably start in four minutes. We're all like, dude, give
- 42:09Speaker 1: us ten, just give us a quick ten because we
- 42:11Speaker 1: all bronze really good. Two days in I did not sleep.
- 42:17Speaker 4: Because we all bronze very good. We literally I remember
- 42:21Speaker 4: if you put the sticker on your side to have
- 42:23Speaker 4: like a.
- 42:24Speaker 1: Little yeah white boy was.
- 42:28Speaker 2: Little heart, like a little three ring hearts.
- 42:31Speaker 1: I remember taking the I remember taking lotion and squirting
- 42:33Speaker 1: it on the walls of the apartment that I was in,
- 42:36Speaker 1: just to run my back on it.
- 42:37Speaker 2: Dude, my back was so fucked up.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Really, dude, I had the worst sunburn ever, barely moved
- 42:42Speaker 1: three days, melted, going to those measures to squirt lotion
- 42:46Speaker 1: on a wall just to rub your back up at
- 42:48Speaker 1: like three am, dying. Fuck Brandonton, Florida, dude, IMG, that's
- 42:52Speaker 1: why I strayed for the combine.
- 42:54Speaker 2: You have stories about Brandonton.
- 42:56Speaker 1: I got some thirty stories about Brington I have stories
- 42:59Speaker 1: about everything, bro, try to make memories wherever I go.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Overall rating fifty three's for Courier for me.
- 43:04Speaker 2: That's Corey's fuck. Yeah, that's a combine. I still got drafted.
- 43:13Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you did.
- 43:14Speaker 2: You were a first round draft pick, like unanimously for sure.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Well, I mean you only need to be picked by
- 43:20Speaker 1: one team in the first round to be unanimous.
- 43:21Speaker 4: He means like that you were kind of like mos
- 43:25Speaker 4: like you were on all the mocks first round probably Yeah, yeah,
- 43:29Speaker 4: I was like mox like to mostly Atlanta, Fuck you,
- 43:32Speaker 4: Atlanta Falcons.
- 43:35Speaker 1: Atlanta would have been sick. Even though what's his name,
- 43:38Speaker 1: Arthur Blank? That dude's a g I met him in
- 43:40Speaker 1: his office and he had like a like a a
- 43:43Speaker 1: watercolored painting of him on a horse in a meadow,
- 43:47Speaker 1: and I was like, this guy fucking is a gangster.
- 43:51Speaker 1: We'll talk to him forever. I swear to God, that
- 43:52Speaker 1: dude so cocaine to make his money. He looks like
- 43:54Speaker 1: a look at him. Is that not scream Italian mob
- 43:57Speaker 1: boss to you?
- 43:58Speaker 2: It pins best with the red tie under the black coat.
- 44:03Speaker 4: You come to me on the day of my daughter's Yeah, dude,
- 44:05Speaker 4: that guy with me, Arthur Blank with me.
- 44:09Speaker 1: I remember I was so hungover flying to Atlanta. I
- 44:12Speaker 1: went to Country Thunder and got so dry.
- 44:17Speaker 2: Dunk I was.
- 44:17Speaker 1: I had no I had no voice, and I was
- 44:19Speaker 1: like trying to talk to Arthur with no voice. But
- 44:23Speaker 1: do they They said they were gonna draping it since
- 44:24Speaker 1: they took Jake Matthews was also a good pick, as
- 44:27Speaker 1: Jakes good football player. I'll tell you who got a
- 44:29Speaker 1: little lost in translation there, Greg Robinson. I remember that
- 44:33Speaker 1: he was taking two overall. Where's he is? He? Really?
- 44:38Speaker 1: Bro he got he got popped. Uh, he had popped
- 44:41Speaker 1: like one hundred and eighty two pounds of weedless trunk.
- 44:44Speaker 1: How much dude?
- 44:46Speaker 2: Him and another guy?
- 44:47Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't like I don't know, he had
- 44:49Speaker 1: like an illegal grow going on or something like that. Yeah,
- 44:53Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty seven pounds of marijuana, dude, Bro,
- 44:57Speaker 1: you were first round pick. Dude, so just got a
- 45:00Speaker 1: new deal with the Browns too because he went and
- 45:02Speaker 1: played dece well.
- 45:03Speaker 2: He was first round of the Rams, right.
- 45:05Speaker 1: First round of the Rams. The Rams had two picks
- 45:07Speaker 1: that first round was as him and Aaron Donald two O.
- 45:11Speaker 1: The fourteen draft class is fucking deep, Aaron Donald, dude,
- 45:15Speaker 1: border protection dude. One hundred and fifty seven pounds on
- 45:20Speaker 1: the back of a rented Chevy Tahoe. That's crazy. One
- 45:24Speaker 1: hundred and that's wild, man, Like, that's gonna like you're
- 45:29Speaker 1: getting You're getting picked off by a dog from six
- 45:31Speaker 1: miles away.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Like you don't stand cheese, dude, Like yo, the dogs like, hey,
- 45:37Speaker 1: by the way, they're coming forty seven cars down. Would
- 45:40Speaker 1: you say forty seven cars down? I thinks dog, they.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Had to have had one hundred and fifty eight pounds
- 45:45Speaker 2: and smoke a pound and be high as fuck to
- 45:48Speaker 2: think that they could get one hundred and fifty seven pounds.
- 45:51Speaker 1: If you if you're going to bring one hundred and
- 45:53Speaker 1: fifty seven pounds of weed over the border. You gotta
- 45:55Speaker 1: go straight coyote mode dude and go over the border
- 45:57Speaker 1: like you You're not gonna just drive with that to
- 46:00Speaker 1: El Paso or wherever.
- 46:01Speaker 2: You're They're fucking dead bodies at first. Those are big
- 46:05Speaker 2: ass bags, dude.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Like they had to be given the dumbest look when
- 46:10Speaker 1: Greg Robinson pulled up to the border patrol and the
- 46:13Speaker 1: one to go. Do you not smell that, dude? No
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- 49:45Speaker 4: this episode is coming out its fourth of July week,
- 49:48Speaker 4: Shout out the shoutout America, dude, it's one of my
- 49:52Speaker 4: favorite holidays.
- 49:52Speaker 1: I'll tell you, it's one of my favite holidays. To
- 49:54Speaker 1: do a little tough to celebrate America right now. We
- 49:56Speaker 1: got a lot of shit going on that we need
- 49:57Speaker 1: to figure out for sure.
- 49:59Speaker 4: It is, it is, it's but I'm still I still
- 50:01Speaker 4: love living I still love living in America.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Who's your privilege, white guy? Yeah, it's uh, all right,
- 50:07Speaker 1: Well you're done talking fucking life. You know what I'm saying.
- 50:10Speaker 1: We have birthdays coming up, dude, Zach fucking twenty one.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Zach Creig twenty one, You're thirteenth, dude. Just Zack,
- 50:19Speaker 1: get up here. You know what time it is, hey,
- 50:21Speaker 1: talk of spanking, get these spankings. Get up here, Zach.
- 50:25Speaker 1: We'll pass you around to Hey. Penisa down, Penis down.
- 50:30Speaker 4: You've been over hands and hands and hands over mind
- 50:33Speaker 4: in the bench.
- 50:34Speaker 1: No, no, hey, no yeah.
- 50:37Speaker 5: Taylor one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, two, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, fifty.
- 50:48Speaker 6: Harder nineteen twenty twenty one, Corey Corey, give him one
- 50:53Speaker 6: to grow on, give him one to grow on around Hey, hey, hey,
- 50:57Speaker 6: that was a dad clap too.
- 50:58Speaker 1: That was a dad. Speaking of the butt cheeks, You're
- 51:02Speaker 1: such a fucking bag, dude, have them cheeks, Zach? If
- 51:07Speaker 1: that tomorrow?
- 51:08Speaker 2: Not a boy?
- 51:10Speaker 1: I felt I felt kind of bad smacking him to
- 51:12Speaker 1: go harder. I'm like Jesus Christ harder. I was feeling
- 51:14Speaker 1: kind of bad, poor Zach, like biting a belt. Fuck,
- 51:22Speaker 1: we're out.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Here slapping the ass cheeks on the video. It's hilarious
- 51:26Speaker 2: this weekend hilarious. Who's doing that? Nobody?
- 51:29Speaker 1: Nobody who slaps cheeks on a podcast? Nobody, no one,
- 51:33Speaker 1: just importance.
- 51:34Speaker 4: Hey, for real, though, where would you rank for the
- 51:36Speaker 4: July is a holiday as you're on your holiday list?
- 51:38Speaker 1: Yo?
- 51:39Speaker 2: Back in college, that's up there, dude, because you're in
- 51:43Speaker 2: summer workouts. And then I don't know how many of
- 51:45Speaker 2: you guys reported all the time we would have like
- 51:49Speaker 2: a good group of like thirty core guys that would
- 51:51Speaker 2: work out in July fourth ud Beer Olympics, Oh bro,
- 51:56Speaker 2: that ship and it was always a sunny day, but
- 51:59Speaker 2: I feel like if it fell on a weekday, dude,
- 52:01Speaker 2: our coach would know and just give us an absolute
- 52:05Speaker 2: hell of a workout the next day, you guys, did
- 52:08Speaker 2: you guys.
- 52:08Speaker 4: Experience bullshit called Dobson, So dobbs all about so we
- 52:15Speaker 4: would have strong get togethers with all the boys.
- 52:19Speaker 1: Should we show Corey the new shirt coming out?
- 52:21Speaker 4: Yes he saw it, No, he saw he actually voted.
- 52:24Speaker 4: Ship said yeah he wanted blue.
- 52:29Speaker 2: Red bull. That's like this red red was the majority.
- 52:33Speaker 4: Listen, you got you gotta you gotta pass it around
- 52:36Speaker 4: and you just gotta go buy some numbers.
- 52:38Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Pass it around. There wasn't good
- 52:41Speaker 1: enough that time. If we're opinions the same as everybody else,
- 52:43Speaker 1: then we'll use it. If what do you think? I
- 52:48Speaker 1: don't like it? Well, Will and I do, so we're
- 52:49Speaker 1: gonna go with it, right.
- 52:51Speaker 4: I guess it's like Taylor and wiscons is like three,
- 52:53Speaker 4: but everybody else is like a one pointer.
- 52:56Speaker 1: One two, three four. So if all of you guys
- 52:58Speaker 1: voted against us, I think I get Will and I
- 53:01Speaker 1: would still win by two votes.
- 53:02Speaker 2: I think I get two points from my book.
- 53:05Speaker 4: I mean you you appreciate everybody responding on? Hold on,
- 53:08Speaker 4: why do you get two points?
- 53:10Speaker 1: Because when these guys worked their ass off for our
- 53:12Speaker 1: podcast and our merchant.
- 53:14Speaker 2: With you sometimes.
- 53:15Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not a good player at spike Ball.
- 53:17Speaker 1: You're trash bro.
- 53:18Speaker 2: I get better as the day goes, but I've only
- 53:20Speaker 2: been like playing.
- 53:21Speaker 1: Get you get better? We can.
- 53:23Speaker 4: We were at Taylor's uh baby shower, and you left
- 53:26Speaker 4: and it was I won with somebody else after that,
- 53:29Speaker 4: hey man, and I was walking around everybody, Hey, you
- 53:31Speaker 4: want to be on my team? My guy finally left.
- 53:34Speaker 1: I finally laughed. I tell you was kind of a stud.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Was Tyler and uh Austin?
- 53:38Speaker 2: Dude?
- 53:40Speaker 1: Yes, they were killers things. Oh my god, know what
- 53:43Speaker 1: we're talking about. Preston, Preston, I say, shout out Preston
- 53:46Speaker 1: and four.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Dude, they were they were real.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Four was m VP that day.
- 53:49Speaker 2: He was the perfect height. I'm telling you, I don't
- 53:52Speaker 2: even know what that means for. And I know that
- 53:55Speaker 2: he the way he fucking served, he was perfect height.
- 53:59Speaker 2: His arm came down at the perfect angle to just
- 54:02Speaker 2: fucking bak that bitch. Often that he was very good.
- 54:06Speaker 2: Couldn't I couldn't fucking he he cuffed me. He knew
- 54:09Speaker 2: how to cuff.
- 54:10Speaker 1: You do so just move over to the right one.
- 54:11Speaker 2: No, let puffs you. I'm cramping.
- 54:15Speaker 1: You do the best job moving around. Corey's not a
- 54:18Speaker 1: hustle player in football.
- 54:20Speaker 2: On the football field, though, I am David Lee.
- 54:22Speaker 1: Yeah, she said on the poll. Yeah we're not.
- 54:27Speaker 2: You know, they're trying to evaluate everything they couldn't see
- 54:29Speaker 2: in person. Don't tell him how I play Spike.
- 54:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I can move. I can move.
- 54:37Speaker 2: He seven five five three cone Bro Top five for
- 54:41Speaker 2: oh Linemen.
- 54:42Speaker 1: Fourth of July. Memories growing up, dude, we used to
- 54:46Speaker 1: get you know, the nineties.
- 54:48Speaker 2: Oh dude, yeah?
- 54:50Speaker 1: Who nineties? Eight?
- 54:52Speaker 2: Yeah? Eight?
- 54:53Speaker 1: Cause yeah, I think there's a bunch I think there's
- 54:56Speaker 1: that's so fucking Missouri, like miss number one.
- 54:59Speaker 4: This is where Missouri gets a little respect because for
- 55:01Speaker 4: the July it's taken pretty seriously in Nebraska. In Nebraska,
- 55:04Speaker 4: everyone would travel three hours to get to the border
- 55:06Speaker 4: to go buy at Missouri so they could because Nebraska's
- 55:09Speaker 4: illegal buy fireworks.
- 55:10Speaker 1: I would go across the border in Mexico and buy
- 55:12Speaker 1: half sticks of dynamite, dude, and come back. We'd create
- 55:16Speaker 1: The border was two hours away. Did you ever create
- 55:17Speaker 1: sparkler bombs?
- 55:19Speaker 4: Sparkler you take like the metal sparklers or if you
- 55:23Speaker 4: just do regular spark sparklers, you knock off the sticks.
- 55:26Speaker 2: This is what they're doing.
- 55:27Speaker 4: And you take black electrical tape and see look nties.
- 55:30Speaker 4: You take black electrical tape and tape all over the
- 55:33Speaker 4: sparkler bomb. We set one off one time. The cops
- 55:36Speaker 4: came because it showed up on their showed.
- 55:39Speaker 1: Up like a hand bucks to ten bucks for those
- 55:42Speaker 1: little whispers. Dude, we would take nineties. I guarantee those
- 55:45Speaker 1: things that they wouldn't even take out an apple. They
- 55:48Speaker 1: popped Cody m ninety spot for an apple. Dude. Them
- 55:53Speaker 1: little biscuits ain't doing ship.
- 55:55Speaker 2: They're not doing fucking know.
- 55:57Speaker 1: They blow up even I don't around and lift up
- 56:01Speaker 1: like boards and slugs and.
- 56:06Speaker 2: Them up.
- 56:07Speaker 1: I tell you what, I tell what the deal was.
- 56:09Speaker 1: Action figures cherry bombs got the funk after bro I
- 56:13Speaker 1: boot the whole cactus one time. You always want to
- 56:16Speaker 1: blow up ship action figures, of course you want to.
- 56:18Speaker 2: You guys ever made that bomb with like toilet bowl
- 56:21Speaker 2: cleaner and aluminum foil balls?
- 56:23Speaker 1: Okay, what the what the hell is that should be dangerous?
- 56:29Speaker 2: It's called the look that ship up. That ship's louder.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Hey listen cour We're gonna have to ask you to leave, dude.
- 56:35Speaker 1: I don't need the next Terrors attack on us as
- 56:36Speaker 1: being core eleven.
- 56:37Speaker 2: Yo, look at watch the video of this ship.
- 56:39Speaker 1: Sparkler bombs are fucking insane. I'm not the only there's
- 56:42Speaker 1: spark sound like a like a wet tampon, Dude, doesn't
- 56:46Speaker 1: sound like good at all. A sparkler bomb.
- 56:49Speaker 2: We might have our YouTube video from there's so many
- 56:51Speaker 2: people that comments on here. I've done the works bomb
- 56:55Speaker 2: guarantee that what's that?
- 56:57Speaker 1: The words the works bomb? If you works your Tier
- 57:01Speaker 1: one two or three comments from the boys, let us know,
- 57:03Speaker 1: let us know if Corey Levin is right.
- 57:05Speaker 2: There's also like dry ice bombs too.
- 57:08Speaker 1: It probably go a little bit better if you don't
- 57:09Speaker 1: have forty seven tabs open.
- 57:11Speaker 2: Alex been a.
- 57:15Speaker 1: Bull of a car.
- 57:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, dude, we're talking about twice
- 57:20Speaker 4: its lugs and we gotta what what fuck is this guy?
- 57:23Speaker 2: Dudey? Who? Hey?
- 57:25Speaker 1: This guy's this guy is straight up Lontaire, Missouri. That
- 57:28Speaker 1: is that might be that's a biscuit, dude, that's the
- 57:32Speaker 1: biscuit of the mask. Dude.
- 57:33Speaker 2: We need to buy that.
- 57:36Speaker 1: Because we had to open up the Bonaire Biscuit.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked about weird ship on boys Rocket.
- 57:42Speaker 1: League Rocket It's been Rocket League lately. Even risk is
- 57:45Speaker 1: so much more fun. We're opening up a breakfast spot
- 57:47Speaker 1: in Bontare, Missouri called the Fonte. What ship, Yo?
- 57:50Speaker 2: Was that a work sparkler bomb? Yeah? That ain't no
- 57:53Speaker 2: fucking works sparkler bomb.
- 57:55Speaker 1: Brok, you know that's C four Like, what are you
- 57:59Speaker 1: talking about?
- 57:59Speaker 4: That's a That's what I'm saying. You could have sparkling dude,
- 58:03Speaker 4: like it showed up on like the police signal whenever.
- 58:05Speaker 4: It's like it weighed in as over a stick of
- 58:08Speaker 4: dynamite what we had made that night.
- 58:11Speaker 1: That's not even that's not even American. That's that's in
- 58:14Speaker 1: the fourth of July.
- 58:15Speaker 2: True.
- 58:16Speaker 1: I think you're talking about snakes and sparklers, do you guys?
- 58:18Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 58:19Speaker 2: You put those little what else do we like on
- 58:21Speaker 2: fourth of July?
- 58:22Speaker 1: Let's start with you're gonna stand there owning a fireworks man,
- 58:26Speaker 1: and I have no whistling bung holes, no spleet splitters,
- 58:28Speaker 1: whisker biscuits, honky lettice, hoosterdus wosker, don'ts I got loses
- 58:34Speaker 1: idded a double smash one time. Thanks, that was good.
- 58:38Speaker 1: Who's this fucking weasel?
- 58:39Speaker 2: This looks like a works bomb.
- 58:41Speaker 1: This is a mentos and coke kind of kid.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Yes, this is a works bomb. This guy.
- 58:47Speaker 1: This guy's Nicklas. You know he's in this guy. This kid,
- 58:53Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. This kid beats off standing himself
- 58:55Speaker 1: in the mirror and doesn't get upset with those shades up.
- 58:57Speaker 1: That guy's fun.
- 58:58Speaker 2: Because he's wearing Look at him, he's and pooka. He's twelve,
- 59:01Speaker 2: so savage. Look at the heart. Did you say those
- 59:03Speaker 2: are so hard? Dude? You see his bi aviators. I
- 59:07Speaker 2: feel like Will mind he.
- 59:09Speaker 1: Stole those glasses from his middle.
- 59:11Speaker 4: School wearing a pooka for none were the shells, the
- 59:14Speaker 4: shells were the were the shells.
- 59:16Speaker 1: I never had about Pooka shells, Our Pooka our shells, Will,
- 59:20Speaker 1: damn it?
- 59:21Speaker 4: Yeah, But I mean you're talking about them white shells, right,
- 59:24Speaker 4: you know I'm talk about yea. Yeah, those are Puka shells, Will. Yeah,
- 59:27Speaker 4: but those look like the little circle pooka Puka things.
- 59:30Speaker 2: That's the same. Are you talking about the same ship?
- 59:32Speaker 1: Hey? Yeah, Pooka. Will has been on a on a
- 59:34Speaker 1: mission to fuck his own verbiage up. He comes on
- 59:38Speaker 1: each podcast, goes how that this deal up today? Dude
- 59:40Speaker 1: looking from though, Hey they're not strong, arms are looking good.
- 59:46Speaker 1: He's got a mountains do with two mountain dew puka
- 59:48Speaker 1: and uh twelve inches around shaking the thing up. Dude,
- 59:52Speaker 1: Please pop in this dude's face.
- 59:54Speaker 2: The works drain cleaner, dude, this is We did all
- 59:59Speaker 2: types of sh.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: This kid's casually getting up while he just share a bomb.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: I have crazy stories, bro.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: They're not blowing nothing up though.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: Oh just wait on a cuse, Oh the kids.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: He's fifteen feet away. Oh Corey, Wow, if.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: You can hear the fucking noise, it's loud.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: I just watched a car blow up. And you want
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: to put that two liters of code getting spritzed a
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: little bit in the corner.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: Yeah, because that wast fucking like explosives. This is ship
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: is at your house right now.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Hey, it's just ready to go. Ready you film into
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: It's a solid noise. That's a solid noise.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: It's a shotgun almost.
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: Wait here, So did you guys not try to blow
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: up like and like not animals?
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Not animals, not animals. That was that's the most bons
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: terms or everything. I know, Hey you about the bus
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: car back? That ship's insane, did you guys? Or no?
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Did I try to blow up an animal?
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: No, a slug.
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: A slug's bro.
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: Like you go around with the m nineties, or like
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: the firecrackers and then lay under a slug blow it.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Up, or like Cody and I.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: Cody and I would rank our action figures and whoever
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: wasn't going to get played with the next.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Year, we would we wrap up fireworks. Yeah yeah, and
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: we try to blow them up.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: Big ant hills.
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: I got in a lot of trouble because I, uh,
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: you know the what are they call like the little
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: play set basketball goals? What's that brand called? Like little tykes?
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: You know how it's got like the.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: The yellow I took out like the yellow post and
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: I kept putting my ear up against it, and I
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: was like, oh, Cody, you can hear.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: You can hear like water like in a sea shows
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: like the ocean.
- 1:01:40Speaker 4: My brother brother and Coddy put his ear there and
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: I lit like an ninety just went off. He just
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: went crying, so he can't hear it. My dad, my
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: dad came outside whooped the boy. But yeah, but you
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: know you're just a little You're just a little delink
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: when as kid, Dude, it sounds.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Like you were quite the delinquent as kid. Did you
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: have a criminal record? No, you never jail. No, I
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: got it into my p I was in jail one night.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: You got mipped. I got mipped.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: And it was bullshit too, because I shouldn't have got mipped.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, this kid from Toy Story, Yes, yes, when
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: I watched them on toy st it would happened operation
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: not buzz buzz like you would have been a guy
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: that But watching that movie, you know how you.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: Look at your toys and just start talking to him
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: like you're just psycho Sid That was his name, wasn't it.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: Okay, am I the one where you guys not like that.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: No, every toy I had I liked.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: Dude, I had fucked up childhood. But I don't even
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: think we compare.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: Right now, you're talking about killing animals, animals, talking about time.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: But you asked me, what do you nail slug, I'll
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: tell you what we used to do in Arizona.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: Get a little one of the what about those HeLa monsters? Uh?
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: One of those monsters?
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Are like lizards with orange black with orange spots on them,
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: and they have lockjaw and poison. They have poisonous up
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: so when they look up. That's weird because we're talking
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: about this right now. Yeah, you guys do that. I'm
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: trying to talk about. So these heros when they bite you, yeah,
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: they literally know that they could kill you if you
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: stay there long enough. But they have like like the car,
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: and they'll still live. No, if you literally have to drive,
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: if you get a buck of water, if you get
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: bit in the arm, if you put them in water
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: and drown them for them to even get off you.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: So if you're in the middle of the desert and
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: you get snipped by one of those things, they have
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: locked out. Can't pull them, dear God up out there. Yeah,
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: the desert doesn't. Dude. I'll tell you what. I watched
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: the ship you did on fourth of July. I feel
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: like you would be fucking insane too.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: Well.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: No, yeah, we blue ship all time, but like we
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: fuck the fireworks always because Mexico is right there, so Mexico.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: Was sorry, that's a different way out there.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: I would just go to Mexico, like, hey, what are
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: you doing this? Weekend. I'm just going to go to Mexico.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: It was like, literally I drive to the border from Man.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: Yeah, in Georgia, I didn't do I didn't have like.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: Too much fun growing up because my childhood was ship.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: But college Fourth of July fucking college four tops. The
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: only the only one that was more fun in college
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: and fourth of July was Halloween. Halloween got fucking down.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: Favorite favorite holiday of all time is now? Is?
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: Is Halloween? Favorite Halloween? Your favorite? Halloween's by far my
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: fair Halloween holiday. Oh, no question, dude, I love you know,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: I love this.
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: I know, but we never know one ever answered the
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: rankings of the fourth of July on your guys List.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: We just start talking about.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: One.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Yeah, chriss, Yeah, Christmas is tight. Christmas gives you warm,
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: fuzzy feelings inside. It makes your tummy kind of warm
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: food food. The camaraderie, Oh yeah, that's the boy, that's meat.
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: That's me is Christopher Robin. And when's Winnie the Pooh?
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: I love it. I look at them little ass legs.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Bro I blocked people with those. How crazy is that?
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: And Shi, it's just fucking stick in the ground and just.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: Uh you In college, I was always an off duty
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: cop for for Halloween.
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: We're like penalty flag.
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was for Halloween the two years ago.
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: That's not call call yourself out before other people do.
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: Always I'm surprised. I mean, I'm not surprised. Halloween's are
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: number one holiday. Halloween's my number one, Christmas is my
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: number two.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Then probably fourth of July.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: I think it changed as I get older.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: Christmas, fourth of July, Halloween, what, Yeah.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: We talked about the absolutely love Christmas. Does that not
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: fire you up? Seeing that's that? When does she does
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: she get fired up?
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: She's not there yet this year. I first, sure she's
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: gonna love it. Like last year she met Sannah, well,
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: she met it every year. Last year she met Santa,
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: I was like, like, really nice to have had it
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: with the good time, the one in Green Hills, what
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: you do, like the whole little Yeah, really nice time.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: But when I when I was Santa for Christmas for
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: the Titans that I do, she came and she saw
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: my eyes and you could tell like in her head
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: she was like, who the fuck is this? I know
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: this fucking guy.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Dude thinks she already knows that. Saning that's not real
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: because of you did you already?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: No, I would never fuck that up the best at ever,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: I don't think No, she's first off, she doesn't even
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: put a full sentence together yet she's almost three, So
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: I would go as far to say she believes that
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: paw patrol all those animal I would say she's she's
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: she believes in Christmas. I don't know why I have
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: to even say it like that. She definitely believes in Christmas.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Santa sick, sick, Yo. I was.
- 1:06:53Speaker 4: I would die on a hill believing in Santa until
- 1:06:56Speaker 4: like I want to say, fifth or sixth grade.
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: Yo. They had did they have like the little radio
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: station like Santa was seen flying over Bontare at yeah eleven,
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: So dude, they made that shit so believable.
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: Well yeah, and there wasn't all that social media, so
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: you didn't like, yeah, you only saw like the news
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: or some shit.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: And they, yeah, they had it on like news channels.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: They would have like Santa tractor certain time, like how
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: they do a tornado, but fucking yeah, a Santa sleigh.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: He's passing over West Nashville at fucking ten thirty tonight.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: Make sure you're asleep. Fucking they made it so believable.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I remember like Christmas, like trying to go
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: to bed and they just get like eight or nine,
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: being like, I just can't sleep, I can't go to bed.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: I'm so excited to get No, dude, you're so fired up.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: But but yeah, yeah yeah rips, saw Pod, Saw Pod.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: You guys listen Tier one, two three, You're so welcome.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: We have new merch for you guys, and it's probably
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: having their hand. Did they have their hand? If no,
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: this they'll have it in their hand. Really yeah, Wow,
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: you guys are welcome because we're down. We're gonna put
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: your new shirt. It's awesome, dude, you're gonna push it
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: out this week. The boys put some fucking effort in
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: for you guys, dude, not just I can the idea,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: but the boys. I came with the idea. I came
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: up with the idea, but I didn't do any of
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: the work necessary to get it done. So shout out
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: everybody involved. Shout out all the boys, dude, everybody working
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: their absolute asses off. Dude, getting some banger merg because
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: a lot of podcasts due they don't give a ship
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: about the merch. Okay, they're putting a couple of things
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: out there. It's whatever we crushed. It's just like a
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: box checker for a while. It's a box. Oh that'd
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: be funny. He put that with some basic ass times
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: New Roman twelve twelve point fun done. Yeah, you know
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yes, but in a student we go
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: above them, beyond, we cop a lot of ship. Yeah
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: for you, because fucking nervous nerves might be a cool
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: shirt to make it nerve. No reason, boner, no reason
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: bone the nerves. Dude, there you go, Taylor. Oh god, dude,
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: I can't. You did good. You did good earlier. Okay,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: Wolves working packs five stars. When my wife goes to
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: sleep because she's too tired or has a headache, I
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: can always turn on the pod and get the relief
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: I need from the velvety soothness, soothness of Taylor's voice
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: to the flawless smile of Will I never have to
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: go to sleep feeling ignored and he rejected again. Hashtag
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: for the boys, hashtag nod that is a tier one.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: That's a tier one. You're turning on the pod.
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: Just to listen to it on like low and then hey,
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: I just pictured him like laying in bed when somethunny,
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: He's like.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Hey, babe, baby want I'm too tired. Fuck this ship
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: velvety soothness as a Tier one five stars Tier one
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: twenty twenty shout out Fort Myers Wolf, dude, gotta love that.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: What's next busting five stars? It might not be the
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: smartest guys ever, but dang it, they're handsome. Tell you what,
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: that is a full compliment right there. They never want
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: to be too smart, because if you're too smart, it's
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: just like it's you become a tour I start talking slow,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: little ray Manny, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: I love that it's forgiven. It's because I could easily
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: say these guys try to. These guys pretend like they
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: know everything. They fucking don't. This guy, it's like we
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: have the innocent factor of like, might not be the
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: smartest guys ever, but we still love them.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: When you when you are on the the in your
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: lane of not being too far left or right. Yes,
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: hey these guys are kind of dumb. Okay, Hey, these
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: guys are kind of smart. Sure you don't know what
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: you're talking about? Okay, well you just hit it all
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: the time. Yes, that's you. Stay Strong still got five stars, though,
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: so Bama Fan zero six zero three shout out you
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: one hundred percent for all the boys and girls, five
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: stars all for the mother of e f and hooking, drop, butch, slapping, tiny, kissing, meat, peeking, piece,
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: slicing oops in train passing, no frapping drink, no frap drink,
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: no no free shout outs and boys.
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: No free shout out in boys.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: It was going good until that I was reading. I
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: was hoping you were going to start doing the whole
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: rich flair bit. No, dude, I can't do that. If
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: I read that three times, I could do that. But like,
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: I'm you don't. I don't know if you know that.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: I'm terrified to read in public. You know what you have?
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: A you have a you have a double little reason
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: like quote? What is it? What you don't like reading
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: because of other people's words?
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: Wha?
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it took me for a loop. I was like, hey, okay,
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: oh yeah.
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: For real though, dropping, warning, dude, slapping, heavy pause, squad, peace,
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: slicing meat, peeking, wooves and trained passing, no frap drinking,
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: no free shout out and boys.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: WHOA there you go? Thank you did that. Alex dude
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: on top of the ship. Second, instead of words, it's
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: being insulting to be in the podcast. Warning, do not listen.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: While I was listening to the pod and was doing
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: heavy pause squads, okay, at the bottom of the pause,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I started laughing and had to ball on it. Bail dude,
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: that's too alx b A I l bail. Bail on
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: it and drop the bar. K Marshall, do not ever
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: use us as an excuse to not get your games. Yes,
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: love your death. Thank you for the five stars, and
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: thank you for subscribing and then unsubscribing and resubscribing because
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: we know how to cheat the game. But if you're
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: prn if you listen, you need to go put on
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: some fucking music. They gets you going. Go listen to
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: Joe Rogan some motivational video and get your ass fucking
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: and gear. Don't be listening to my voice. I said,
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: like I'm twelve, all right, this is not gonna get
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: you pumped up. You know what I'm saying. Next for
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: the boys, listens to m husk comp you killing a dude, Taylor,
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: keep making fun of him. God, dude, I fucking love it.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: Will loves it, man, I know it. He loves it.
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: Dude. That's funnier than did you go.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: To the sex shop down the street, dude, buy a
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: couple of insults for will?
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: Dude.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: That guy's got a nerve all day, Dude, he's fucking
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: living nerve all day. You got that nerve all day?
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: Dude?
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: You love getting ship on?
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: No, I don't, Yes, you do, no reason boner, No
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: I don't.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I would call well, I said the story too many
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: times and I'd insult the ship out of him, and
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: you would say, hey, hey, what would you say? Yeah,
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: leave it for the pose, save it for the pot,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: because you love to get shipped on.
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not true. It's
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: just we're having a comedy moment and I'm thinking myself,
- 1:13:46Speaker 4: you know, save this for the pie, because it'd be
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: funnier when we're doing it on the podcast.
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: So not because I enjoyed. I don't know.
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: It's it's like rehearse.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: Sometimes our jokes are rehearsed. I don't think a couple
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: a couple of.
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: Times I've laughed at something. You're like, hey, I'm gonna
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: say that, I'm po Yeah, make sure I actually laugh
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: when you're like, don't worry, should laugh the same, hey.
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: When you have moments, when we have a moment where
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: like fuck he actually I would have been a give
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: up for the pause.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: I always need content.
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: I'll tell you what your er across like this need
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: you can't be wrong. Go ahead, boys, one bus, two boys,
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: one bus.
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: I always wondered where I got my height from until
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: I realized I was living a lie. Finding my real
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: dad and my country boy uncle who may just be
- 1:14:31Speaker 4: a friend. Always listen to the whole thing straight, no pause,
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: due shout out sal to seven seven six.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Hey, Sal, you're Italian as fuck. I have zero Italian
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: in my blood, but I am so your dad and
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: I love you to death. Send me your address. I'm
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: gonna come to your house with you a bedtime story
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: one night. All right, doorstep sal two seven seven six
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: d m me your address. I'm going to come and
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: read you a nighttime story. I'm bringing Jack her Garrett
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: with me because we need to film it. Taking over.
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: These boys are taking over barstool, one thing at a time.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: Everything they do, they win. Let's go boys.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: That is one.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: We have not lost one fucking a barstool, dude, have
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: not lost one thing, So thank you clove for two
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: to one.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: All right, well, Manscape, no free shoutouts. Congratulations you've found
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: and by now subscribe to the only FDA approved and
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: recommended podcasts in the universe.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: You are now.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: You are now a wolf and deserve all shout outs.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: Your new smart Calf Titan and Father Taylor one and
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: silver tooth Rader of a boy Will Compton will be
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: your guides on the road to enlightenment.
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: That this is the podcast. Yeah, that is this podcast.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: Get ready to hold the pauses and get lost in
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: the sauces of this absolute monster of a show, A
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: monster t Live team that you kind of fucked up somewhere,
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: but I stay with it.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I started sweating.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: I was like, you hate getting popcorned? In like middle school.
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: I would go to the bathroom. What's popcorn?
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: Like when the teachers like, okay, we're gonna do popcorn
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: pagraph social studies, you got to read a paragraph and
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: at the end you get to choose shover the fuck
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: you want.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we didn't call popcorn, but yeah,
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: and you'd be scared.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: As fun you call it hot potato. Maybe something I
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: don't know.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: Hey, we're gonna read paragraphs.
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: And then I would.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: There hain't no creativity about that.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I would just say, will you got the next one?
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: Stephen Hawking on.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Oh my god they named the team. Their team name
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: is blue. Oh my god. Whenever we do popcorn in school,
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: I would always read the next paragraph because if I
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: read it once, I can do a lot better reading
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: it again. For the first time I read I up
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: real bad. Yeah, we're doing a popcorn and like Sydney Europe,
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: and I'd be like, okay, fo Sindy, You're gonna get
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: the next one. The Cydny kind of like you. And
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: then you read the thing and then you realize that
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: he doesn't like you. Also just into somebody else and
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: then and then I read it the next one. But
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: I would never really digest all the information. I would
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: just know the words. Do you know what I'm saying?
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah?
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: Even it was blue. Yeah, they named their team blue.
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: How banged up? I was banged That's funny, all right?
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: What do we think the saw pot or what? Boys
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: shout out the fourth of July? Dude, shout out fourth
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: of July. I know, hey, I know you wanted more
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: for the July. And then on fourth of July.
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I know we didn't spend very much time that.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: I know, what would you like? Are you? Are you
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: bummed out?
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: Love about that? I can tell what are we doing
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: on fourth? Actually, I'll go to Bonter.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: We always do it. We always do a BoNT biscuit deal, dude.
- 1:17:49Speaker 4: We always got a badminton tournament, a huge one. I'm
- 1:17:52Speaker 4: talking twenty something years strong bad.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what. Maybe con I will get
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: in the truck his head to Bonter and fucking you
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: guys are had fucking fun, play some spike ball. Last
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: year we went out of the boat. You went on
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: the boat cooler to beat you cigars. My daughter's birthdays
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: the fit is no way I'm going. Yeah, you do
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: got birthdays? I mean when when is Willow coming? She's
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: due July sixteenth, July sixteen, she's due, but I bet
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: you she comes early.
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: Dude, Willow do you? Yeah?
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Willow a lawan a Willow Willow.
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: Start calling you?
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Go ahead, not bad, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead?
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: I saw pod boys shut it down. Yeah, let's shut
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: it down, guys.
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- 1:18:54Speaker 4: If you are subscribed and you want to be a
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- 1:19:13Speaker 4: so we like to keep it fucking organic and just
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