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Fandomonium - Resident Evil - The WEEEEEeeeee Virus vs Here For The Zombie Tits · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Lee Prugs, and welcome back to Fandemonium. We have
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  Speaker 2: another brilliant episode for you this week. Before we get
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  Speaker 2: into it, we tried something experimental with the microphone set
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  Speaker 2: up here in the lily Pad studio, and like all
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  Speaker 2: of our experiments as of late, it did not work.
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  Speaker 2: But we learned a few new things, which is I
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  Speaker 2: think what science is all about. Audra can say, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Drew and Aaron sound fantastic, Audra and Ethan
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  Speaker 2: sound middling, and I've got a bit of an echo
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  Speaker 2: to my voice, But I don't think it's too annoying
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  Speaker 2: to listen to. I think it's absolutely fine. It just
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  Speaker 2: sounds like someone is recording my audio using a rock
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  Speaker 2: our executive producers and a little bit of waffle at
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  Speaker 2: wait to share the Pokemon Live show in two weeks time.
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  Speaker 2: That was so much fun, But for now, please enjoy
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  Speaker 2: our Resident Evil episode.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing the voice.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 2: that shines the spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 2: games master and completely innocent parasol manufacturer Matt Watson. But
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  Speaker 2: a game's master need yea, there's lots of references like that,
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  Speaker 2: but a GamesMaster that needs games and games need players,
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  Speaker 2: So please welcome.
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  Speaker 3: First.
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  Speaker 2: She is a podcaster and comedian who works in STEM,
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  Speaker 2: which today stands for Shambling Terrors Eat Metal.
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  Speaker 3: It's Audra Stevenson.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel flattered to finally be seen
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  Speaker 4: as I am.
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  Speaker 2: And he is an author, podcaster, and fellow games master,
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  Speaker 2: and it sounds as though he's mastered all of the
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  Speaker 2: Resident Evil games, which is fantastic news for Audra.
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  Speaker 3: It's Aaron Randolph. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I do have one question. Shambling terrors eat metal. They
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  Speaker 5: don't eat metal, they eat people.
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  Speaker 4: And that's pretty metal.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you could have said shambling terrors eat men,
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  Speaker 5: or you know, if you didn't want to make it sexual,
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  Speaker 5: I guess you could have I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I guess I could have done.
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  Speaker 2: I was going for an eat lead like you're shooting them. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: the phrase is eat lead, not eat metal.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes the people do be behind metal and you
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  Speaker 6: gotta eat the metal to get through that, to eat
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  Speaker 6: the people.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm being validated by one Resident Evil fan.
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  Speaker 3: I'll out it.
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  Speaker 7: Also, there has to be at least one raindom, mass
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  Speaker 7: zombie or creature that has eaten metal at some point
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  Speaker 7: in the franchise. Refuse to believe they have not reached
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  Speaker 7: that level of making things up.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it'll come up.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they'll be around all about what have zombies eaten
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  Speaker 2: throughout the Resident Evil franchise?
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  Speaker 3: Aaron Ordra, how are you both doing fantastic?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm doing great. I'm so happy to be on
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  Speaker 4: Aaron's team because I know he knows Resident Evil and
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  Speaker 4: I'm here for a good time.
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  Speaker 3: Excellent. So Audray Teket, you're not a fan of Resident Evil.
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  Speaker 4: It's important to people who are important to me, and
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  Speaker 4: that's so awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a while since we've had a classic. Audra
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know anything about this, and let's find out what happens.
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  Speaker 2: So this will be fun and Aaron, it's been mentioned
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  Speaker 2: you are a resident Evil expert, can we say?
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  Speaker 5: I guess you can say that I have consumed I think,
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  Speaker 5: all of the games and beaten them with the with
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  Speaker 5: one loan exception, Resident Evil Revelations, to which escaped me.
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  Speaker 5: I played like an hour of it, but I never
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  Speaker 5: actually finished it.
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  Speaker 7: Fake fan, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess exclusively on that
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  Speaker 7: game as of now. Go.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I bet you don't even like Parasol manufacturers.
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  Speaker 5: Not a fan genuinely, but yeah, no, I I I'm
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  Speaker 5: pretty big fan, although maybe not the biggest fan, as
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  Speaker 5: you'll find out when we get to the muse section.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm not going to spoil that yet. All right,
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  Speaker 2: teasing and one of our format points. I love it, fantastic. Look,
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  Speaker 2: I think you'll make an excellent team because it's the
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  Speaker 2: classic Pandemonium pairing of.
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  Speaker 3: Expert and ultra. Here for a good time, and we
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  Speaker 3: love you for it.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet Yeah, all right, Well you're about to run into
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  Speaker 2: a rival duo of special agents who are also sent
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  Speaker 2: to recover a deadly specimen small world. He is voice
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  Speaker 2: actor and podcaster who for a year made a video
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  Speaker 2: game movie adaptation podcast on this very feed, and based
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  Speaker 2: on that, I'm sure he thinks every Resident Evil movie
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  Speaker 2: is a five star classic.
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  Speaker 3: It's Drew Shulman.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, how's everybody doing. I mean the first two are
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  Speaker 7: really fun end of sentence.
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  Speaker 2: And he is an improviser, comedy educator, and theater owner
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  Speaker 2: and his name is pretty relevant to this franchise. Please
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  Speaker 2: welcome Jill Valence that No, that's not right. It's Ethan Goldman,
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  Speaker 2: Resident Evil.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to say it. I know, you know, Drew,
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  Speaker 3: you're a voice actor. I kind of want to. I
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  Speaker 3: kind of want to hear everyone say it. That's all
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  Speaker 3: I want.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, the old R two and it was only
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  Speaker 7: I'm used to being really compressed unfortunately.
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  Speaker 3: Resident Evil. Aaron, Resident Evil, excellent, Ethan, you gave us yours? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: Resident Evil. I'm gonna be laughing while I'm yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Do have access to like a really deep octave. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not gonna hurt myself. I was
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  Speaker 4: gonna try try this within the realms of humanity.
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  Speaker 3: For a second, I thought we were going to get
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  Speaker 3: Jennifer Coolidge trying to kill me. Drew Ethan, Welcome back
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  Speaker 3: to the podcast.
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  Speaker 7: How are you both doing I've been doing good, doing good.
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  Speaker 7: It's been a good year of episodes so far, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm hoping to keep up a trend of continuing to
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  Speaker 7: be okay at these ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good year for you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm doing great, having fun, doing improud things, enjoining,
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  Speaker 6: doing podcasts. Medium amount of Resident Evil also, if that.
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  Speaker 2: Matters, absolutely, like medium amount of Resident Evil? Would you
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  Speaker 2: say you're a fan of you played a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: the games?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I've played all the mainline games to
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  Speaker 6: completion except six.
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  Speaker 3: Because I gave up on it. Smart Yeah, smart. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: As alluded to earlier, for me, it really was the movies,
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  Speaker 7: and really specially the first two. I think I've seen
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  Speaker 7: a few more since then, and they kind of all
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  Speaker 7: blurred together into an abstract brown blob of I wish
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  Speaker 7: I hadn't seen that. But I've played Resident Evil too,
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  Speaker 7: I think like eight times at this point.
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  Speaker 5: Just look at that one original remake, Oh the original dude.
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  Speaker 7: Camera, I had nightmares about those dogs for years.
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  Speaker 2: That seems to be a common thing. I saw a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people talking about that.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, they went real far there on that one.
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  Speaker 7: I do also want to mention this is probably the
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  Speaker 7: best fandom where STEM could have just stood for STEM.
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  Speaker 7: I realized.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't need to write that bad joke. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: great point.
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  Speaker 2: But this sounds like a great team honestly, with the
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  Speaker 2: balance of like movies and games, I both will come up.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, I was not aware that people watched the movies.
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  Speaker 6: But it's going to one person hat.
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  Speaker 7: Well, well, we'll have to wait till my MEU section
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  Speaker 7: to talk more about that.
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, teaser, this is so exciting. Stay tuned between this
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  Speaker 2: copy and that. Okay, I just said okay and they
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  Speaker 2: didn't continue.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now I gotta leave it all in. Okay, Teams, you've
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  Speaker 2: just arrived at an abandoned manor village or city or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But you're going to need a way to identify each
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  Speaker 2: other over the sounds of the mutated undead. So I'd
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  Speaker 2: like each pair to come up with a resident evil
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  Speaker 2: themed team name. Please, let's start with Ordra and Aaron.
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  Speaker 3: What have you got? This is the one thing I
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  Speaker 3: forgot to do.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I have I have. I have one idea that
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  Speaker 5: I kind of like incredible.
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  Speaker 4: The best I could come up with in the past
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  Speaker 4: two seconds is resident weavils? You got competition.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of funny you would say that because my
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  Speaker 5: idea was the we virus. We like, we're kind of
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  Speaker 5: having fun.
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  Speaker 8: We met like sall. No, no, I meant I thought
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  Speaker 8: you meant like you before on the weed. I meant
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  Speaker 8: the pseudo enjoyment. We almost a sarcastic we.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we are about to have nineteen minutes of
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  Speaker 3: sarcastic fun.
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  Speaker 4: I love it for the layers how everyone heard it
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  Speaker 4: and had a different interpretation and was right and wrong
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  Speaker 4: at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: That's art, baby, there was no wrong answer.
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  Speaker 2: I love that justification. But is it because it's the
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  Speaker 2: only option that you love.
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  Speaker 4: It has one hundred percent of my support.
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  Speaker 7: As opposed to all the other options that have zero percent.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, so unanimous. We're going with the wee virus.
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  Speaker 2: How many e's would you like on that?
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  Speaker 3: Or yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Four sounds right, but it's but it's the w w
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  Speaker 5: H E E E E Okay, okay, to.
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  Speaker 7: Make clear, it should be like w H E E
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  Speaker 7: capital but then two lowercase e's, so it's trailing off.
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  Speaker 7: So it's like trailing off.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of like that I got, y Yeah, perfect,
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  Speaker 2: terrible for se O, but I.
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  Speaker 7: Got hopefully ours will make it better.
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  Speaker 2: So let's find out we've got the wee virus and
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  Speaker 2: they are facing Ethan Drae.
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  Speaker 3: You got anything even? Sure? Sure?
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  Speaker 6: So I thought about leon Kenna. D's always a classic
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  Speaker 6: solid you can also do Chris Red feel these nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sensing a theme. What do you else do you have?
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  Speaker 6: You're not going to believe this, but raccoon titty.
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  Speaker 3: Theme dance.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, those are the three ones that I thought of.
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  Speaker 7: I went for the low hanging fruits. It's always fun
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  Speaker 7: to get it out there, but the foreign heroes instead
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  Speaker 7: of the resident evils. I also, I'm also a fan
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  Speaker 7: of taking an established acronym making it worse, so we
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  Speaker 7: could be stars sucking terribly at responding smartly. Oh that's
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  Speaker 7: that's I figure, we're too bros. And you know they
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  Speaker 7: have Nema cis. Why don't we be Nema bros. That
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  Speaker 7: was terrible and I don't like that one, but I
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  Speaker 7: thought of it. I wrote it down so fast because
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  Speaker 7: I'm so much more in love with Possumville. Like Possumville
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  Speaker 7: and then he's all the fans of Resident Evil who
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  Speaker 7: are clearly waiting for it to come up. I do
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  Speaker 7: have the double D virus or just here for the
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  Speaker 7: zombie tits, just straight up, just here for the zomb
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  Speaker 7: that's the name, just half of the zombie tits. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: there's no joke, it's just it's what we're all here for, genuinely,
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  Speaker 7: bat And then I think yelling zombie tits in the
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  Speaker 7: quick fire round just sounds so much fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Ethan, do you do you like any
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  Speaker 2: of those as an option?
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  Speaker 3: Drew, do you like any of Ethans? What do you
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  Speaker 3: think we're going with him?
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  Speaker 7: I mean mine are stupider, So they are these nuts
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  Speaker 7: jokes which are golden And then I imagine probably good
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  Speaker 7: for probably.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure it depends who you want to find. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and we want the zombie tit crowd. Yeah, let's go
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  Speaker 3: to zombie tits. I think that's just here for the
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  Speaker 3: zombie tits.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, here for the zombie tits. How many eyes can
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  Speaker 6: we have in tits tits with the zohoo? Just wait
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  Speaker 6: word for god's sake?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we lost what was good? Fantastic?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So we have the wee virus versus heir for
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  Speaker 2: the Zombie Tits.
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  Speaker 3: I liked how wholesome your sounds.
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  Speaker 7: That's the sound you make when you play with the
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  Speaker 7: zombie Tits. We are virus.
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  Speaker 3: But what a final few moments, all right? I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And if you if you're listening to this and thinking,
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: is this the one with the sad lesbians, don't worry
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  Speaker 2: his drew with a little segment we like to call
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  Speaker 2: passing Knowledge.
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  Speaker 7: Resident Evil, or as it's known originally in Japan, Biohazard,
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  Speaker 7: is an action horror game from Capcom released on PlayStation
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  Speaker 7: in nineteen ninety six. The world was introduced to the
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  Speaker 7: franchise and the birth of the survival horror genre as
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  Speaker 7: a whole. Resident Evil has told it stories of evil
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  Speaker 7: scientific organizations building bioweapons and releasing said bioweapons, leading to
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  Speaker 7: the zombie outbreak, left to you, often a member of Stars,
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  Speaker 7: to clean up the mess and save the world. Or
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  Speaker 7: maybe it's a weird fungus giving people psyche powers, or
• 14:08
  Speaker 7: an ancient plague and you're a cop or a college student,
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: maybe whatever. While the specifics may vary from game to game,
• 14:15
  Speaker 7: or movie or book or comic, or one of the
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  Speaker 7: three official fucking Resident Evil stage plays that exists, and
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  Speaker 7: are licensed. Just putting it out there anyways. If you're
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  Speaker 7: ready to hoard some ammo and green herbs while seeking
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: a weird amulet to open a fountain in a mansion
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  Speaker 7: while you deal with the most tanky controls and poor
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  Speaker 7: camera placements, ever, then all the power to you.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a hunker down here in place and fandemonium.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much Dream for catching us up
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  Speaker 2: on Resident Evil.
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  Speaker 4: So glad that you had one prepared. I did not
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  Speaker 4: write a passive knowledge for this. I was planning to
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: do it in post. Drew, you did phenomenal. Matt. Are
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: you trying to replace me? I need answers?
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  Speaker 3: You want to have this discussion on it? H I do?
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  Speaker 4: I want you to be honest with you, That's what
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  Speaker 4: I wants.
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  Speaker 2: Just such a great job. But law episodes and.
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  Speaker 4: Drew you're so good, You're so Matt. What's your fucking problem?
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  Speaker 3: Well we'll talk. We'll talk of air, Yes, we absolutely will.
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  Speaker 3: I Yeah, Drew, your.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, dear. I can never replace you. Weird question?
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: What brand of glasses do you wear?
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  Speaker 3: Again? Just asking?
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: I'll send you the link.
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  Speaker 3: Are you and Drew still good?
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Starting to feel like I want to cut a bit,
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  Speaker 5: you stay away from my teammate.
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  Speaker 3: Eat Metal. Oh fantastic, Thank you so much, Drew. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Just before we get to today's games, I've asked each
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  Speaker 2: player to bring in a muse that's something that inspires
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  Speaker 2: them or something they love from this particular fandom. Resident
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  Speaker 2: Evil is inspiring to me because apparently you can just
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: make the same thing over and over again as long
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: as you remember to reskin it. Just to delete my
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: notes for rom coms and cryptids here, at.
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  Speaker 7: Least skinning here is a little more literal.
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  Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's true. That's true. I don't tear anyone's
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  Speaker 3: human flash off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Aaron, let's start with you. What's inspiring you from
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  Speaker 2: the world of Resident Evil.
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  Speaker 5: Mine was the worst, but you tried, but you tried well.
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  Speaker 5: But I like Jennifer Coolidge better. So yes, I as I,
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  Speaker 5: as I hinted. While I do declare myself a big
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: fan of Resident Evil, I feel like that's not entirely true.
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  Speaker 5: Like I've played all the games and we got this
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: new one coming out, Resident Evil Requiem. I don't have
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  Speaker 5: it pre ordered. I don't it's it's out now. I
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  Speaker 5: don't have it. Like I'm just I could not give
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  Speaker 5: a shit for some reason, and I think I realized,
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  Speaker 5: especially over the past month when I played a lot
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  Speaker 5: of survival horror games that weren't Resident Evil, that maybe
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  Speaker 5: I'm not actually as big a fan of evil as
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  Speaker 5: I thought, which made me realize how ashamed I was
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  Speaker 5: that I had bought this Resident Evil three Nemesis standy nice,
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  Speaker 5: pretty sweet, several Resident Evil novels, and all of the
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Resident Evil board games, all of them, all of them.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I missed those board games.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, they're terrible, They're uniformly terrible.
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  Speaker 5: They're awful. Do not waste your money like I have
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  Speaker 5: wasted mine. The only one that's halfway good is Resident
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  Speaker 5: Evil Deck Building, and even then it goes on a
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: bit too long. But yes, these ones, the ones with
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  Speaker 5: Mini's these are awful. They're way too hard, way too
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  Speaker 5: hard to play, honest to God, but.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of tie in boet games.
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  Speaker 5: I have just realized that, despite my despite my middling
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  Speaker 5: feeling about resid Evil as a series, that I have
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  Speaker 5: spent so much money on it. So I guess my
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  Speaker 5: muse would be money.
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  Speaker 2: Guilt always great to be inspired by the guilty feelings
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  Speaker 2: that money gives us.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: This, this, this franchise has given me so middle and
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  Speaker 5: I have given it so much.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Well, let's see if we can increase the muchness of
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: the franchise.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, fingers crossed, I'm looking forward to having a
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: great time today, so let's do this.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do genuinely love the observation because I'm
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: the same with a couple of other propheties where it's like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: am I a fan of this or have I just
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: been around it?
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: My entire life looks around room full of some thousands
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: of dollars of destiny merch.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: It's still totally not going to be shut down at
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: all weeks.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe let's we won't pull on this threat as
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: a podcast. Thank you so much Aaron for sharing your muse.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Let's move on over to your the WEA Virus team mates.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it like that every time. What's inspiring
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: you from this franchise you don't know a ton about, So.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I tried to get a general idea of this fandom. Now,
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I love raccoons, So imagine the spark of joy that
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I begin to feel when I hear that there's going
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: to be a city a whole city of raccoons, and
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: then imagine my rage when I discover there isn't no
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: furry little creatures, no cute little hands, nothing. So my
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: muse that will be driving me forward today is unbridled
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: rage at what has been promised me by the title
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Raccoon City is a city with a distinct lack of raccoons.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Can I ask a follow up question just about what?
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Tell me a little bit about your version of Raccoon City?
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: What does it look like? Is it like a fully
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: functioning city, but everyone's just raccoons?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What's the deal?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I think that humans and raccoons live in harmony. I
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: think that there's human sized houses, and then I think
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: there's adorable little raccoon sized houses that look like little
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: little like Woodland boroughs.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Taxes.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Of course they do is going to the roads. The
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: roads require maintenance, and they are willing to pay their
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: share because they benefit from the communal services that we
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: have in my Raccoon City, little more communist.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: I just imagine walking to a bodega and getting like
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: the most like New Yorker style raccoons than you. What
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: what he sound like? Just a little guy like this
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: being like you want a sandwich. You want to think
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: there's a sandwich, A good a naptune with you to
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: get down at. He got on the cuss.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Love it, and he is a responsible member of the community.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: Pillar and they have little hands. They could totally arm
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: themselves to fight zombies too.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So Resident Evil fans, there's not like a single
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: raccoon that even pops up as like a joke, like
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: an easterig or something.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: I think in Resident Evil six, there's like a banner
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: like celebrating the president's arrival that has like a cartoon
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: raccoon on. Okay, that's the extent of it. I don't
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: think you ever see an actual raccoon.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: So ranch justified great views, not enough, too little, too late.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Made up of the two most constructive emotions. I'm sure
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: it'll be the recipe for success.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: I think we're aiming for lust and anger over here.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: We won't say which one is which.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Well, you are here for the zombie tits, so Ethan,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: what's inspiring you from the world of Resident Evil?
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: So I've been I've been a fan for since since
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: early on, but the recent games have taught me that
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: if your name is Ethan. It's okay to cut your
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: hand a lot so doing all right on purpose, It's
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: just okay. I shouldn't have to feel bad when my
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: hands are covered in booboos and out cheese.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, it could be worse.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: It's okay to just sometimes, you know, if I need
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: to unclog my sink and I know the disposal button
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: isn't being pushed, but like, if my hand gets mangled,
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: it's gonna be fine.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The game.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: The games teach that you can just grab a first
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: aid kit and just wrap banded.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: If your name is Ethan, you can just pour liquid
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: onto your open wounds.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Liquid you know what it is, ahead, and it'll be
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: by an entire green plant herb, and you'll totally recover
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: that injured hand. You also don't it doesn't matter where
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: the wound is. Get shot in the foot, pour it
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: on your hand, get a zombie mount on your neck,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: pour it on your hand.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: You'll be My hands are going to be so moisturized.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, I mean, yeah, your hands they're looking solid.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right now, give me a meat hook in a
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: couple of minutes.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Wait for ram two. Fantastic, very insiring. Yeah, I thought,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: so fantastic. Let's move on to OVI to your teammate, Drew,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: what's inspiring you from Resident Evil?
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: So, as I alluded to before, and as you did
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: bring up, I did do a year long project on
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: this very feed where you watched a bunch of video
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: game movies and reviewed them, and we did cover the
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: first two Resident Evils, and it reminded me that these
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: were like I think the first Resident Evil was legitimately
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: my gateway into the horror genre as a whole, and
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: to this day still one of my favorite film genre,
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: even TV genres. I love a good horror thriller, I
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: love the action genre, and I think that movie really
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: like was a great staple early on.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Was it a good Resident Evil movie?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Eh?
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: But I think it was a good entry level horror
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: movie that has led me to many other great horror
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: movie fines and even some other good horror games. I'm
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: not gonna sit here and defend the films. They definitely
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: didn't age well and they definitely have their issues, but
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: I will say a few standout moments, a few stand
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: out actors and characters.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Oh Deead.
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: If you happen to listen to this, it was nice
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: meeting you and you were fantastic and Resident Evil to again,
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: they were my gayway to horror as a genre, so
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: I gotta give it that at least.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fair shout out. Yeah to recognize that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Hmmm.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I like what's happening. But there's got to be something better, which,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: if I.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Can actually spin it into Errands a little bit, there is.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: I think it's this thing where it's like, yes, Resident
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: Evil as a whole has begun to let you down,
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: and you maybe feel like you put a little more
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: money into it than it deserves, but it's probably open
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: you up to other better horror games and the like
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: within that franchise or genre, or even film in other media.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: I guess that's true. Without them, I wouldn't have played
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: them in US Tormented Souls one and two, Curse the
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Eye of Isis. You know, on second thought, I could
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: have lived without those, So.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I mean I think I can.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: I can say it probably gave us Dead Space, which
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: is probably one of the hands down best survival shooters
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: out there, So I will I will thank that one.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair. Yeah, great news, Drew. It's a gateway
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: truck here you go.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Of all the drugs. The gateway one's the best one.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, t virus right there.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And with that, teams, we've just survived the helicopter crash.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: So it's time to delve further into the facility as
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: we shamble into round one. Round one is our classic
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: game of elimination, deliberation, and deception that this time we're
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: calling bio hazards. I will name a category and then
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: offer each team a list of five things supposedly from
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: that category. Three will be correct answers and two will
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: be false. Teams will discuss and select correct answers one
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: by one for a point each, but select an incorrect
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: answer and they'll be frozen out of the list, like
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: the freezer room puzzle from Resident Evil four. That's that's
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: ken nice cool, all right, first one, nice and simple
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: officially licensed Resident Evil games. So these they could be mainline,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: they could be spin off, but officially licensed Resident Evil games.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: And we are going to begin with the wee virus.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Here is your list of five go for it, Resident Evil, Code, Veronica,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Resident Evil, Dead Aim, Resident Evil Go, Resident Evil Assault,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: The Nightmare, and bio Hazard Operation dark Side.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Those are your five.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I think it's the first two in the last one,
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: so well, I know for a fact, I know for
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: a fact that Resident Evil. I can't remember what the
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: first one was, but Resident Evil Dead Aim is one
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: hundred percent correct.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I owned that, and I.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Remember maybe I remember from my fifteen minute timeline video
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: that I watched to become literally any frame of reference.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: I do think I remember the first one, Code Veronica.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: All lock that one in first points please.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sort of like removing all of the facade that
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: this is a podcast where you can have a bit
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: of witty discussion. Yeah, those top two Resident Evil, Code
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Veronica and Resident Evil Dead Aim if you go in
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: one and two for those two points both correct.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: The like Lake Gun Shooter for the Wei. No, it
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: was for the PS two Wow. Okay, yeah it was terrible.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: But a main consule, that's a that's a problem.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah it was. It was ship.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: So the remaining three just for the game. Yeah, we
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: got Rest and Evil go. Can I not tempt you
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: with that? Rest and Evil Assault, the Nightmare and Biohazard
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Operation dark Side.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: So I don't know mobile titles all that well, So
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: either a three or four could be correct, But my
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: gut is telling me Biohazard Operation dark Side is the
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Japanese name for Resident Evil.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: The dark Side chronicles, basing off of things from Drew's
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Incredible Passing Knowledge monologue. I feel comfortable going with that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: All right, let's let's take a shot going bio Hazard
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Operation dark Side. No, I made that one up off
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: of that game that you referenced, Yes.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Amazing, correct title? You was it Assault the Nightmare.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: It wasn't daed Assault the Nightmare. Yes, if I had
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: one of those two, it was gonna be one of those. Yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna say there was a weird span of
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: I think Square iOS and a few other companies did
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: do a bunch of like mobile like puzzle games based
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: off their franchises. So there is a Laric Croft Go. Yeah,
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: there's a.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Hit Man Go.
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Really good game. Actually I met, I met the guy
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: who made it. Phenomenal game. He was great. So I
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: was like, there might be Evil Go. That'd be fucking sick.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: But they didn't put two out three points.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Pretty good. We'll take the pretty good.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay, let's have a list of officially licensed
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: games for here for the Zombie Tits together, Imperial five
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: officially licensed games. Resident Evil zero, Resident Evil Survivor three,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Code Veronica, Resident Evil, Operation Raccoon City, Fever, bio Hazard
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Revelations two in all caps, and Resident Evil Run Get Out.
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: I'm fairly confident in Resident Evil zero. I didn't even
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: have like the zero in the logo instead of the.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I would say, we can lock that one.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: And I know that's that's real.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Locking in Resident Evil zero. Yes, it is indeed real.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: And I know there are a bunch of other Code Veronica.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: I know there's just like re Code Veronica. So I'm
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: not sure if that one's like a fake out or
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: also one of the Code Veronica games.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: I know I think Operation Raccoon City, that's that's ringing
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: some bells.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Also in my.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Same it sounds familiar like I've definitely seen that one before.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: So if none of the other ones are really like
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: pequking our interest, I'm okay logging that one in.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's let's go with that first, maybe going operation please.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Just give me a raccoons please.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I cannot give any of you raccoons, but I can
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: give you a point for that because it is correct.
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: Yes, and can we get a rehash? Are you remaining.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, can we get a Resident Evil rehatch of the remaining.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, you have Resident Evil survive A three, Code Veronica
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Fever Bio Hasard Revelations too, and Resident Evil run get Out.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty okay saying run get Out is probably the
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: fake one.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I think, Yeah, I do something about I kind of
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: hope that the all caps Fever one is real.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: And he wouldn't put two fake bio hazards in a
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: row for meta gaming with Matt here, I'm.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Sure he would, but but yeah, I don't know.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: It's it's a toss up for me between that and
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: the the Code Veronica Bloody Bloody blah blah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Survivor three. Like, I don't like it. They don't
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: line up in my head, Like I know, like I
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: could see the Survivors like Tagline, maybe even multiple of them,
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: but like, I feel like Code Veronica has its own thing,
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: So like, let's go for bio Hazard.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Fever bio Hasard revelations too.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, the one three for three, Yes, that is it
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: is a officially licensed Pachinko machine.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, oh my god, the list of things this company
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: has made for this franchise. I thought I thought I
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: was all away with the fighting stage plays, really hoping
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: you were going to fall for the Survivor three Code
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: ronic because I know there is a Resident Evil gun
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Survivor II code Veronics.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I went game.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And no one falling for Run Get Out, even though
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: that's what all of the games are.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: A bad.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: You mentioned a couple of the like mobile games, and
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: I'm just trying to rack my brain around what you
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: think the like mobile game currency is for a resident
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Evil game, like instead of instead of crystals or whatever,
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: you have to pay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, for a hundred brains? What to steal?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: You need one hundred brains for one ale?
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you need three T viruses to get a Z virus.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, good stuff, three out of three points there. Let's
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: let's have another category. Yes, let's do it. Okay, this
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: time it's Resident Evil enemies, so named enemies in the
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Resident Evil games. And I believe I've not gone like
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the enemies from the Pachinko Machine. I think it's like main.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Games track number one.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: So back on over to the wee virus. Here are
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: your five named enemies. Globster, Meantma Ba, Back, Jumping Man, Eater,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and Scissor Tale.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: We know the Crypti episode ago, right.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I know zero names and the only the only boss
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: or villain I remember is that Big Lady.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Big Ladies.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Good. Yeah, question, I was expect I was expecting villains
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: and we got.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: We got yet, like monster names, the villains are so
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: vis that's so obvious.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Typically the monster names are not well. I mean, some
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: of them are, like you can read the names in
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: the files in the games. But otherwise, man, where did
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: you pull these from.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: The official Resident Evil wikie?
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: No, they must have sent you to some niche stuff
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: because damn all again. Okay, no, don't don't. For some reason,
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I'm reaching towards Scissor Tail. There was a scorpion like
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: boss in Resident Evil the Dark Side Chronicles that I
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: remember fighting, so Scissor Tail sounds like that could be
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: his name. That I have literally nothing else to go on.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: But it mapping onto something that you remember for me.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Let's go.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Let's go for Scissor. Are we wrong right off the bat?
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: You are correct? Yeah? For a point? An enemy from
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Rest and Evil Outbreak.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, from Outbreak. Okay, I played those, but I have
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: no idea what the enemies are.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Called, Like you said, they may just be in the
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: game file on.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Fire we might have to just go random with these
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: other four. I got nothing.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: I loved the name of the first one, the glob.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: You globster, globster, globster?
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: You want to go with that? Just for funis we're
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: here to have fun. Let's have some.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Fun fun, Let's lobster. Listen to a few Durama episode.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Globster is a great answer, because it's what the point
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: my god revelations.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: I voted with my hope and it works, all.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Right, And now a gloopy gummy lobster it kind of
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: looked like it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, all right, then let's have some fun with
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: the remaining three.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Just could remind me of them. I know one was.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now I kind of need to well no, I
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: jumping man Eater is kind of awesome. I kind of
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: want to go whether it's right or wrong. You got
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: me jumping money. It's the only one I could remember.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Let's go jumping three for three.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we should swings more often.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: That was beautiful. Yeah, meantma.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I just made up because a lot of them seem
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: to be like animal plus like horrific things like miasthma,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: like smell, and then the back is just an enemy
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: from Jack and Dax to the precursor.
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: Like, wait, we go back to my athma.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: What is it? A mix of my asthma and and
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: an ant like my aunt, oh, my Auntma. Yeah, it's
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: like it's your aunt's name was Ma. That's my aunt. Yes,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: well in some states that's where the tief I started.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: All right, great stuff, three for three. Let's see.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: How are your opponents fair with these not popular enemy names?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Apparently?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, here is the list of enemies four here for
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: the zombie tits. Don't know why I have to keep
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: checking the team name Corpus wrecks, pale Head below hard
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Glasp and Whopper, you know at the beginning of the
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: brand before you read their list.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: I was really excited because, in my attempt to find
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: silly names to make puns out of, I read the
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: wiki of all the enemy names, and there are some
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: weird ones. None of these are in a bell.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Zero.
• 37:38
  Speaker 7: I remember there was a nose Faratu for some fucking reason.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: That's all I got.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: I am as someone who's got a pale head, I am,
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: but I am in the same boat. None of those
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: sound like anything I would have seen outside of digging.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Around in the bios of the game. Yeah, glad, I'm
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: presenting a I.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Mean, what we have in front of us. I'm fine
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: with pale Head.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Going with pale Head. Yeah, let's get knocked the fuck
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: out right out of the way.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: We could be repeating a pattern here, because Palehead is
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: correct from the Resident Evil three remax.
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, what was this first one?
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Again? The first one was Corpus rex. That feels so lame, but.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: Also like, isn't corpus a plant thing? And wasn't like
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: one of the games a weird like mutant plant? Bullshit?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: There's mutant yeah, yeah, but it's.
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: Like a giant like plant that tries to eat you
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: like a t rex.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, is there a giant maybe? Let's let's Corpus Audrey
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: two for the points.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. Well, it's unbelievable because it's not happening.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: It's not right, it's not right.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say there was a giant plant in
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: the first resid eval, but I believe its name was
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: just plant forty seven that was on the list. I
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: remember that one playing forty two, yeah, because I remember
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: being of course they put a forty two in here.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they bastards? Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: The other two correct ones were Glasp from Resident Evil
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Revelations to and Whopper from Resident Evil Sex, which.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: You didn't wasp, Yes, I believe stuff. The other one
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: is just a cheap hamburger. What the fuck?
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I think it's the the like the fast food zombies,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: like the ones that like attack you in a fast
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: food diner.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: They call them because I am so so good. That's smart.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: And then blow Hard is a boss from Spiral the Dragon.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: So you didn't any background for corpus racks was just you.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Just just throwing the kind of things that were on
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: the sing of corpses there.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh doesn't mean you're right, but you know you
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: got one.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: And considering this turned out to just not be popular
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: and Amazon just a random Wikipedia list.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Great success. Okay, we are going to finish.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: With the category, and Aaron may have an advantage here
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Resident Evil Published Media.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: Turns around, reads the list behind him.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: So yes, we are going to start with the wee virus.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Here is your list of five Resident Evil Published Media,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Resident Evil Anti Virus, Resident Evil, Caliban Cove bio Hazard,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: The Wicked North Sea, Resident Evil Fire and Ice and
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: bio Hazard Extinction, Rebellion as.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Quiet for way too long.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I am pretty sure that Resident Evil Caliban Cove is
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: one of the books.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Hell, yes, I'm I'm very jouf for that. I was
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: like trying to be I was trying in my mind
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: to be like what is reasonable, what feels reasonable? And
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: that was one of the five reasonable.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I thank you for your honesty. Hell yeah, let's
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: go Caliban Cove. It is one of the books.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was almost certain it was like a Hardy
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Boys title or something.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, the Mystery of Crystal Cove is a Scooby Doo arc.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Maybe where my brain was going.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it sounded very like Nancy Drew, Howdy boys.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: When are we getting the Scooby Doo Resident Evil crossover?
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: I want that fucking show.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: We can run?
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, and that feels relevant.
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: That's a useful skill. Scrappy infected with the T virus?
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: You know if you want to see that from.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: The two thousand and one movie pretty much already.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, goops.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: Simpson's bit with the no brains passed.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I don't have another one that I feel good about,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: but I have one that I'm pretty sure is a
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: fake extinction rebellion I think is an eco protest group, yes,
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: and not a resident evil title.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: I was. I was like fifty to fifty on that
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: one because I was like, what came first?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Did they name it after the.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Fire and Ice sounds ridiculous, which makes me want to
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: go with it. Yeah, But to be fair, the other
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: books that I know are Zero Hour and Oh these
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: are probably going to be on their list now that
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: I said it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm going to shut the hell up.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: The Fire and Ice one Game of Thrones, so it's like.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, it could be it could be a through
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: right to give it thrones. What was the fourth one?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Remind me of that one again?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: That was Fire and Ice? But if it's the one
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: before that, it's Trial Hazards, the Wicked North Sea.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: The Wicked North Sea.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: What's the water situation?
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Well, the several resident evils take place on ships or
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: giant cruise liners, so it's very reasonable. Anti varus feels
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: like a trap. Let's go with the Wicked North Ice,
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: the Wicked North Sea.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, great stuff. Another novel.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: JA, So that just leaves if I'm we're tossing extinction
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Rebellion that just leaves Anti Varus and fire and ice.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Anti Varius genuinely feels like a trap, but it could
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: also be just that simple.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I think it's between the one that feels like a
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: trap and the one that feels like a trap for
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: a different reason.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go with the fun one.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Let's go with the fun one. Let's go with the.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Fun Fire and Ice.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Please you go, Resident Evil, Fire and I. They've done
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: It's three. Oh my god, that was an official comic series,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: sun bitches. Unbelievable.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, John Snow just comes in there and starts hacking.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Zombies. That's insane, that would never happen.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Extinction Rebellion was a trap for that exact reason.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: They just sound like the title of a Resident Evil again.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: And then yeah, Anti Virus just the simple Let's see
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: if I can trick you with just this sounds like
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: a basic novel.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Smarter than that.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got me all right?
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Here for the zombie tits you already feel list of
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: five published media from the rest.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: Of them, let's do it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have Resident Evil, the Umbrella Conspiracy, bio Hazard, Damnation,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Biohazard Heavenly Island, resident Evil Bloodlines and resident Evil City
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: of Death.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Only one rings a bell to me, and I don't
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: even know why, but I feel like I saw it somewhere.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: Anything for you, Yeah, I mean some of those words
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: I've heard before, but it's not necessarily the right place
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: that would read these before.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: And one of them they're dictionaries. Yeah, what's the one
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: that you might one? Wine is the.
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: Only one that for some reason is standing out. I
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: couldn't tell you why or for what is it because
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: of Vampire the Masquerade. I didn't know that game had
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: a subtitle. It does well, but then again, so did
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: the Fire and maybe there was banking on He's like
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: I was gonna get them with Vampire the Masquerade. Lore
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Sure less there's one that you want to shoot for her?
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: No, No, there's nothing. They all could be a book,
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: that's the idea.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: The other thing too, is heaven the Island sounds so
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: fucking absurd that it's probably real. And then the vibe
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: beginning so far as we could just shoot that one
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: first and see what why am I shooting? The answers
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: yea metal eat Metal, Lovely Island on the island.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: The Island.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, Yeah, this is honestly too weird for me
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: to make up.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bio has it, heafn. The Island was a comic series. Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Captain also made Devil May Cry, Right, they could do
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: they do weird stuff exactly.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: They definitely pull off the weird bullshit titles in Japan
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: with it like that.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: What was the first one?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: The first one was Resident Evil the Umbrella Conspiracy.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds so fuck you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: It also sounds like such like a like a comic book, like, Oh,
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: we're gonna put it like a ten issue comic before
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: the next game, to like explain the backstory because we
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: didn't explain it well in the game.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Bloodline.
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: Also, I know there's lots of things with like DNA
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: and like the virus was a cure for things. So
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: let's try you know what, let's try bloodlines. Let's sure
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: trust your instinct going with Resident Evil Bloodlines. Sorry, Drew,
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: your instinct is off today. It's not correct that one
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: is the generic sounding fake one. Damn.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: And to be fair, so is City of Death, which
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: is the other fake one.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that feels like a dirty trick considering there's a
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: book called City of the dead.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, City of.
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: Death is a doctor who thinks. I was like, oh,
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: I know, it's a doctor who thinks with a So.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, clearly the plan. Yeah, definitely we got you
• 47:41
  Speaker 7: got one. Yeah, the most you can get in one
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: of these rounds.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm just waiting for Resident Evil Silent Hill. All right,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: that's the end of round one.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Let's ask the intelligent Rebecca Chambers, who graduated with a
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: bachelor's in chemistry at age eighteen, to calculate the scores.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Then she immediately joined a swat team. That Korea path
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: just doesn't make any sense.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: There are no jobs. If you just have you have
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: to start telling people it's applied math. You have to
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: start doing that.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Really, my theory on that is that Wesker was like
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: trying to backload the Stars team with people who could
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: potentially survive the mansion. So someone with Rebecca's skills would
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: be helpful. That sounds maybe too smart for Resident you
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: know what.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: On second thought, You're right, always had like the most
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: unbelievably convoluted bullshit stories and they found a way to
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: like backdoor like what they actually meant was this, And
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: it's like super well thought out and like contrived, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: it's like, I guess, yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: I'm wondering if they just like comments online and we're like, yeah,
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: that's canon.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, strategy where every book is now can all right?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Par of those goes the wee virus eight points here
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: for the zombie tits are on five points.
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: It's a living that's one and a half.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I thought you meant the five and I
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: don't know how many. I don't know how you count
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you group them up.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Next is round two after these ads and tits.
• 49:26
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• 49:28
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• 49:33
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• 49:36
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• 49:41
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• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Round two is called Pitch and Switch.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: It's our fast talking, ever evolving, pitch meeting based game.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I will play the role of the CEO of Capcom
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: and on. Like my flawless Jeff Bezos impression, I won't
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: be doing an accent this time. I'm the CEO of Capcom,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: and I need some new ideas for brand Resident.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Pantomime booties, because I got five for them.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I have here some prompts for Resident Evil media that
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: this CEO would like to see in the expansion of
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: the franchise. The twist is that I am a CEO,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: and CEOs get very bored on account of how lazy
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: they are. So you will pitch as a team. But
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: when I say switch, you need to switch who is
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: leading the pitch. The idea being that thoughts and ideas
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: run on from one another, eventually creating a cacophony of
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: chaos and hopefully one genius idea. Let's begin with here
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: for the zombie tits, I think I think that's just
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: so order can potentially absorb some more information during their pitch.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think I need any more.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: I know what you're planning already, and I won't steal it.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Wherever you go, I will follow.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: God well, another Gilmore Girls episode.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking the Gin Blossoms and I was like,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: anywhere you go, rom Com.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so your pitch is going to be quite simple.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: First off, we've just seen the release of Resident Evil nine,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: so I would just like to hear the pitch for
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Resident Evil ten, just a new Resident Evil game in
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: the franchise. Who would like to start this pitch?
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Ethan?
• 51:27
  Speaker 7: Do you know anything about Resident Evil nine? Like, have
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: you played it? Trailers anything?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I've seen some trailers and some reviews. Yeah, So why
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: don't you start?
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: Because you know what it is that you can then
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: lead off of, and I can just jump in and
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: follow you quickly afterwards.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, great, all right, sweet, your pitch for Resident Evil
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: ten with switches whenever I call switch begins now?
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: So Resident Evil nine has two protagonists that you can
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: switch between. I think they need to dial things up
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: exponentially for ten with ten protagonists. So you gonna have
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: you gotta have all your main regular characters come back.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: You got your Leons, you got your Critch.
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: You've got you got your classesm all over the genres. Uh.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: They've all come together for one like ultimate it's a
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: ten year anniversary of the T virus getting out the first.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Time, a thing that happened in canonical stories.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: And they're all working together on this one, big, crazy one.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: And not only do you have ten protagonist, but.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: You have ten antagonists.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Uh, and and they're you got your westers, you got
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: your scissor tails, all the ones there, and but they
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: all get smushed together stitch.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: Into one like super mega Zombie by the end. So
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: not only you choosing who to play as, but which
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: one to focus on within the mind space of the
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: main one, because this has taking place in.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: His sway, which yeah, it's like a neural network of
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: gross slime, but inside of a vultron shell. So you
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: can decide if you want to be like the right foot, uh,
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: and like you become just like you yourselves as the
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: good guys. Eventually in this mind skeep become like a
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: megazord of people fighting him. When you're fighting, you gotta
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: eat cake. At the tenth anniversary of the t virus
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: release party, that's a big sequence.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: You're gonna blow out your candles.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: There's switch and then finally you actually find out the
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: name Stars this whole time was because it was using
• 53:21
  Speaker 7: the power.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Of which stars the power they were uh.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: And then also they decide they decide that with this
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: new star cannon, they can go to the Moon, which
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: is a different.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: And eradicate Earth altogether.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: No more sobbies, just raccoons, a raccoon city that's all
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: there is.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Sitch raccoons into the moon. That's your time.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Fantastic, what a what a genius idea. This is how
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: all games should be developed.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna play Resident Evil elevens.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: That one's gonna be a re I think, Oh my.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Goodness, dad's in video games.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: The tenth anniversary of the tea virus.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: It's a celebratorios in Cannon that passed like fifteen years ago.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Oh if I learned anything from that fifteen minute video
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: of the timeline non linear storytelling, that's fine, that's fine.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, other games took place after this already it
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: jumps all over the place.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Oh that was fantastic. I am giving you the full
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: five out of five points. That was a brilliant pitch.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Excellent job picking up off of each of these ideas,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: especially look with the second of lag as well.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: Come on, my brain works with a second of lag
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: at all times.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're operating at the same exact same time.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Oh brilliant. Okay, well we've had a game. We can't
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: just do games for for all of this, I don't think.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I think we've got to get a bit weird, or
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: what I thought was weird. But it turns out there
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: are resident Evil stage productions, three of them.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: So I am going to ask the wee.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Virus to pitch me an idea for a resident Evil
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: stage production. Okay, you can take that in any direction
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: you want. Who would like to start this.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Pitch for me?
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah? If you wanted to start fucking insane, I can start.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: If you wanted to start slightly grounded, you should start.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: We're starting with you. Okay, are you ready? Audra?
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yep?
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Resident Evil stage production. Switch. When I say switch, time starts.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: Now picture this Resident Evil junior.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: You know and love.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: But we've cut out all of the interesting bits and
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: we've just kept the core thing of horrific zombies. But
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: everything is done by children.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Switch.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: It's the first time a elementary school have been featured
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: the Arrest of Evil game.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: But why not? Yeah?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Sure, some of the kids run around and bite each other. Ah,
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: they pretend to turn into zombies. It looks like a
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: real game.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: Uh. But then.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: About halfway through things the effects start to get actually
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: pretty fucking good, And then you're thinking, what's happening here?
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Are these kids actually biting each other?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Are switch?
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Are they actually being injured? And dying and it turns
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: out no, because it's a stage play, dumbass, but it
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: looks real as hell, and it's gonna freak a lot
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: of people out. And I think that's what's gonna bring
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: people back to the show again and again and against Switch.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: The reviewers will be injured. They will a mystic around
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: the stage play Switch.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Not only are the kids gonna be biting each other,
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: they're gonna be biting the audience members.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: They're just going to run into the stands and just
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: aren't fighting random people.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be insane. At some point you're gonna start
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: questioning your sanity going to see Resident Evil.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Witch, Resident the the the live audience interactive experience.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: You never thought you could have.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Twitch and you will never see anything like this ever
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: again or experience.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Switch, mostly because law will have shut us down Switch.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: And they're gonna call the virus from this one.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Switch the PG virus. Lovely stuff, Oh my god.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Which is when the kids playing Yep.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Matt before you award them points. I think you should
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: consider that.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Halfway through the show it gets really good.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: You did have a good stretch of about forty five
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: seconds when you will just doing the marketing for the
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: sure as opposed to the pitching.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: So it was just like, and it's gonna be really great.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: It's going to be pretty okay.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: You have never seen anything like this before.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Halfway through this pitch, it's gonna get good.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Resident evil Kids bops. Yeah. I loved that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Like in my head when Ordra had it first, I
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: was like imagining like a Wiggle style production or something.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: But then Aaron just straight up made it like an
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: elementary school.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I loved it. I'm like, well, I gotta yes, and this, Yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: it's fantastic.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: And Aaron knew exactly my head was elementary school, so
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Aaron was with me.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna have to knock off one point off
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: the full five for it being kind of mostly marketing
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: in the middle, but that's fair.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: I apologize for letting my enthusiasm for this.
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: A title for this one that the points you are
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: done high school musical recode Veronica.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and talk to my football four points for
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: that want Did you want more pitch?
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Hell? Yeah? Down for the pitch. Do we have a choice?
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: No, he's asking us, but nodding yes, but like gunpoints
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: at us. I mean, like I guess the answer is yes,
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: he just.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Pulled up a sign that says eat metal questions.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: And he's also just standing there not falling off a
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: clif until he looks down and sees it, like, what
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: is this?
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Chokes? Why?
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: I thought I was resting her friend, just like holding
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: aside and Smiley Coyote's thing.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Leady Tunes episode soon. Okay, back on over
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: to We're here for the zombie tits. Thank you for
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: helping me with what it.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: Is, lady Dimtress reaching.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. First, you will be.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Pitching a resident evil theme park ideas for a rest
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: and evil theme park, which may already exist if the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: musicals anything to go bye.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe it wasn't a musical. Maybe I just assumed it.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: Was also assumed there must be some music in one
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: of the.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one out of the three. Okay, you ready to
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: pitch a resident evil theme park?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Sure? I'm okay, Drew. Are you going first?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Hell?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am all right. Your time starts now.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: You've seen Jurassic Park, right, and the problem there was
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: it was dinosaurs. We're gonna do an entire theme park
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: where we've actually genetically engineered proper zombies there. Of course,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: in cages that like they can't get out of, and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: there's no way that would ever happen by some sort
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: of a weird fluke accident. But it's essentially an eye
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: leitch where.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: A big fluke accident happens and then all the zombies
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: get loose, like it's like two days in. Immediately there's zombies.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: They're running around all over the place. You try and leave,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: but there's dogs right by the exit, so you.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Can't leave, Stitch.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: And this is totally planned and we're not panicking right now.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: This is what we meant to happen. The guys with
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: guns totally actors ignore them. The zombies that's makeup, the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: one with the head missing, Yeah, no, that's just really
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: good special effects.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Just you know, stay over there.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, stay over there on the Walking Dead side of
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: the theme park that's owned by AMC Studios.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: On Arts Rivals, and the zombie sometimes fight.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: At noon when they ring a big bell, bitch, So
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: you gather in the big stadium Thunderdome style and watch
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: two different franchise where the zombies go at it, and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: if you get.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Bit, you just join the fight because you're part of
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: it now. Eich sides You.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: Can decide which zombie you want to be. If you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: want to be the running cond the walking conch.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: And you can go to our boutique and for some
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: extra purchases using your in game zombie bucks or in
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: pilot zombie bucks, you can buy different mutations. You want
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: a giant tongue in your brain exposed mega titties.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: You want mega titties. You want a giant tongue in
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: your mega tds. You want you want a big floppy
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: decorative hat. Switch.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: All the options are here. Be the zombie of your
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: dreams on our resident evil Biohazard Zombie Island.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Head of the Island, where you can buy items strange witch.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: All the herbs. You can eat poor liquids all over
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: your hands.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Until they're so moist and supple and wet wet switch. Hey,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: you get five bucks off. Your name is even there?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: We go nice?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean I don't want to go to that.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: That's a great pitch. Yeah, At what point were you out.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Pretty early on when it was like Jurassic pox style,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: So as soon as it.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: Was a bad idea, which was word three.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, but I liked you bringing in other franchises. Crossing
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: temperature is a huge thing.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: So oh, I didn't say this, but halfway through it
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: does it good?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: You didn't say it in the time. You didn't say
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: it within the time.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: We didn't say it in the time. You're right, you're
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: I assumed you would understand that it was implied.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: It was sure, sure, But what wasn't implied the tongue
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: and the ticks.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: That was legit. That Hey, the liquors are a thing. Yea,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: unless you're tricking me.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: They're like one of these They were in the movie man.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Damn the movie canon. Okay, hot, damn. Well, if you'd
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: have if you'd have said.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: A reference to the liquors within that, I might have
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: given you the full five points.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: But I'm going to give you four out of five
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: for that one describing them.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: We need a name to attach to the project, otherwise
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: no one's going to buy tickets.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: I said the name it was residental Island, zombie island,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: bio hazard, having the island.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: That's right, it's exactly what I said. Re want check it.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Right, all right? Drew your perfect through You're perfect.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: Thank you? And what what shoe size? Just just the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: number of your hair dye.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Just I'll send you links. I'll send you links.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: New wife.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, your wife, new life?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: You give me sister wives? Cute he's got wife at home.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Home.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Oh I love this show so much. Friend.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, we have one more pitch to hear before the
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: end of the round. We are going back on over
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: to the wee virus. And I'm so oh sorry. This
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: is the prompt I wrote. I was trying to think
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: of the weird media. Can you please pitch me a
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: resident evil novelty music album? Hell, yes, yes, Aaron, would
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: you like to leave the pitch this time?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: Abs a freakin' lutely all right, aren't your time stots? Now?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Three words?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: And I'm sure I'm not the right person to present this,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: but resonant evil gay. I am talking half naked men,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: half naked women getting together, enjoying themselves musically, which is
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: the best way on the switch.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: This is just about inclusivity. That's the point here is
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: we're just trying to make everybody feel welcome. And also
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be a big dance party and there's probably
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: gonna be stretch.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Probably gonna be drunks, but there's also going to be
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: the monsters. Okay, the monsters don't get no love. Isn't
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: it time Tyrant and Nemesis spent some time together? I mean, really,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: let's be real. Resident Evil has always been a celebration
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: of love.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: So I think it's time that we choose love by
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: letting the monsters fuck each other. And I think that
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: that's really important. Monster fucking has gotten really big nowadays.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: Wretch to be clear before you get the wrong idea.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: These are songs, So they're gonna be sexy songs, is
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Obviously they're gonna be sexy songs. They're gonna be sexy
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: songs that are a concept album telling the love story
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: of those two monsters that Aaron just meant Switch.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: And of course, who could forget Chris and Wesker fighting
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: half naked and cod Veronica. Come on, that's a callback.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: The fans are gonna love Switch, And what.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Are these games if not an elaborate excuse for those
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: two half naked men to touch each other's bodies. And
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I think that Switch.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: I also want to get the lesbian community in here.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, Claire and Aida have gone, Switch.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Have gone hand in hand into a beautiful new future.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Stwitch and the music's gonna be fantastic.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: And halfway through it gets good.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Fantastic. That is the time you're both You're both very funny.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: But I don't know, if you know, I.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Thought one hundred percent I thought that you were going
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: to pitch like those albums where they use like drills
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: and saws and stuff to do classical pieces. I was
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: like ninety nine percent certain that's the direction we were
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: going to go.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: So I had a I mean, my initial thought was
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: zombie number one, Zombie number two, Zombie number three, you know,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: zombie noise.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Points.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Damn it, we're here, We're here to have fun. Yeah,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: it's very much like you're going down myself.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: I had a great time. I do not care.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Hirant and Nemesis semi
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: the Monster Mash, I'd watch that.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was a good number of references in there
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: that I'm sure fans are picking up on. So all
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: three of your points are going to be for those references.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: But as I didn't hear too much of a pitch
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: for a novelty music album and more sex dance show.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: There's music.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Basically drag listen very clearly audured I were meant for
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: the marketing game, which you did not include in here.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: So that's true. I'll have to write a marketing based
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: the four of us.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: Are our stupid ideas in your stupid marketing. We could
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: rule the world.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: We could make a thousand.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: Specific city and nowhere else because ragots will buy anything
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: we saw them if we see his food.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: But we could all be we titty company name.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: Get it registered, all right, and with that apiece, that's
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: the end of the round. Let's ask the genius virologist
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Alexia Ashford to calculate the latest scores women in stem
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: all over the place. Those scores are the wee virus
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: are on fifteen points, but here for the zombie tits
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: are on fourteen points.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: They're catching up. Look off kept for us.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, Round three next after these ads for Aquakure Aquakure
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: You're all in one treatment for feminine skin ailments back soon.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Round three is called review bomb. It's the game tests
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: are player's ability to name a piece of resident evil
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: media from a genuine review left on either Steam or
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Rotten Tomatoes Tomatoes something They've say, Yeah, I'm trying to assimilate,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: but I'm also stubborn, so I end up saying bulls,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: which wastes everyone's time. I'll read the review, we'll hear
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: an answer from each player, but there is just one
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: point available for each team for a correct answer, So
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: feel free to hedge your bets between your team and gets.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: It's essentially two guesses per team. Aaron, you could Ultra
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: might just say raccoons.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Resident evil one.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I might mention things like it could be one of
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: two games either.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let you get away with that. That's that's fine,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: I think. All right, So here's your first review, and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: I will disclose it's from Steam, so you're in the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: world of games.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: From a stage, not a stage.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Play great game, even if I need the IQ of
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Einstein to solve the puzzles. And oh yeah, how can
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: I forget my favorite part sitting through a ten second
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: animation every time I have to open a door.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Yay, I love it so much. And that's from user
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: pasta John.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: Pasta John.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: That's from pasta John.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: The brain is percolating. I think I have a guess.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: I think I'm willing to put mine in.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew, do you want to?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: I feel like I remember the door animations and Resident
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: Evil to being incredibly slow, and I could see it
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: being the kind of thing where like they wouldn't fix
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: that for the Steam release, So Resident Evil too.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, what about yourself, Aaron.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: So here's the thing, and I'm not trying to impune
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Pasta John's intelligence, but the Resident Evil games are not
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: known for having the world's most difficult puzzles. Having said that,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I think the one that makes the most sense to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: me it would have been probably one of the originals.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing. Steam, I'm not sure if has
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: the originals. Steam has the remake of the first game,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: and that one still included door animation openings, and it
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: did include some harder puzzles in the first game. So
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say Resin Evil the original, but the remake interesting.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's what Aaron's putting forward.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: Ethan, Yeah, I mean, it's gotta be one of those
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: original ones. I do think that the remake of Resident
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: Evil one allowed you to skip the door animations, I
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: want to say, with a button push.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I think pasta John may not have been smart enough
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: to figure.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: That maybe didn't hold B to skip.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: So that was that was the puzzle that stuck him.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but let's I mean, if we're hedging bets, I
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: guess I'll say three, right for our team one?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: And then I'll say three, I think dread two. Oh well, yeah,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: but I can't Oh you can't go too, But you
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: could go one. I could go one. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: yeah you can.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: You can go with a different answer from your teammate.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: But you can say the same as the other team.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: That feels cheap. There is a little cheap.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: It's not a it's not a super well thought out game.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: But to talk about the the media.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Let's see what happens to the points if I say
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: one and so can I just feed a little information
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: under here? The only other Resident Evil game I can
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: think of with door opening animations is Resident Evil zero,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: And some of the puzzles in that game were a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: little tough because you had to maneuver items between the
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: two characters to get things rolling. Because you played two
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: characters simultaneously in that game, you just switch between them
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: on the fly.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: I like that because it could be like the logistical
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: thing of having to switch between the two characters, and
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: then I.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Might have been what irritated John? Yes?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: And then I mean scientifically, if I found too slow
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: and you're saying one was slower than two, then by
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: pure math zero.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: I'm going with it. Resident Evil zero.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: Resident Evil negative three. No bullshit, No, I'm sick to.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: The correct answer.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: And Aaron, you may be right about this in terms
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: of it being the remake and not the original, but
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: what I have down here is Resident Evil, and so
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give a point to each team.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: I think kind of.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: For a lot of people, if you go back and
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: play older games, if they were not very clear about
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: what you're supposed to be doing. As someone who just
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: started playing video games and has gone back to older games,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I don't know what the fuck I'm
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: supposed to be doing here, which could contribute to a
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: difficult puzzle.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Like I feel like Resident Evil definitely did
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: this before, where like you would get an item, and
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: up to this point, every item was one time used
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 7: to solve a puzzle, and then there's one random item.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 7: Is like, no, You're gonna use it like four more
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: times because reasons. It's just because it's it's the string
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: is good, keep using it. You use it and it
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 7: sticks around in inventory, and I'm like, oh, Okay, okay.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: As.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Smart as the Einstein to figure out that.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: String past the jump. All right, So we move on
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: to a review from Ross and Tomato. Joe, now you're
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: just saying it like tomatoes, here's your review from that website.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: No matter how you might feel about the movies, hint,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: they're bad, there's something remarkable about the creative willpower and
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: bizarre vision necessary to turn one so so video game
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: movie into a six deep franchise. And that's from Darrenbubbles
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• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: official critic on Rotten Tomatoes.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: I mean, there's a weird hint in there somewhere. This
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: is maybe it was the sixth movie.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: But I am going to need the title of the movie.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Is the thing?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Oh God, Aaron shaking his head like he doesn't even
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: want to say the title of any of the movies.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: The only one I could think of that wasn't just
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: a numbered title was Resident Evil Apocalypse.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: That is, that sounds right, but that just be the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: second one. I think any.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Other any of the suffixes for Resident Evil movies, I'll
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: say it's possible that there's also one called Resident Evil annihilation. Okay,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: we got apocalypse and annihilation. Audra Aaron.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Just just just pick a word that sounds good at
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: the end of a movie title. I'm gonna try, I'm
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: gonna try Resident Evil, extinction extinction.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Did we say that it definitely is? Did we decide
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: as a group that it definitely isn't Resident Evil six?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the video game. The movies all had subtitles. Oh, okay,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: none of the movies had numbers. I don't think Resident Evil.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Just say the virus, the virus.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, no one's getting a point, but Ra is technically
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: the closest because it's Resident Evil the final chapter.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Of God.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 7: Can you just verify for me how many movies have
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: come out since that one? A couple as well as
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: I think two TV shows.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: Not zero. I forgot about the show. It's not going
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: to come up.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: He's getting deeper.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's another review we're back on over on steam
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: dot com. The game is really cool and scary. Just
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: don't let mom catch you playing while you do the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: fight with the nice lady who has bugs in her
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: poossy because spell it it's P zero zero s y
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: pronounced that.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: So right, Because.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: My Mum called me playing and yanked the power out
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: of my computer and said, what is this? Why are
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: you playing this? Where did I go wrong in raising
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: such a horrible sun? But yeah, cool game.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: That's from sixty nine rock Hard sixty nine.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: I mean naming him that was of course, that's this
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: whole real name's Christian name.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: And he guesses for this one.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, Resident Evil eight village is is top of mind.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: But I do think there is another game where there
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 6: is a maybe a centipede.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Woman if I'm remembering my well something.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: But I feel like the one before eight thus seven,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: which I don't think was called seven now that i'm
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: saying alone by it, Yeah, it was like it was
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: a very bug feme. I feel like you're absolutely right.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: I think that's I think that's what it is. I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: think you're I think it is seven. Okay, so do
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: you won't You'll take eight? I'll take seven.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, that's a head. We don't get like two
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: points for both saying the right one. So yeah, the
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: game is not that broken.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, say seven, but I think you're right nice, I'll
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: say eight, seven and eight, Aaron.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: I think we should copy them exactly.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: There there is No, as far as I know, there's
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: no there's no actual monster with vaginal bugs. There are
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: there are women who explode into clouds of bugs in
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: both eight and seven.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: So how poossy centric is it?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, technically eight is a little bit more sexual
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: than seven, that's about it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: So and seven is bugs. So yeah, yeah, we came
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: to that conclusion.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: No, I just I just can't think of any other
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: games that have kind of bug women.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's one of those. Say I'll say.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Seven's the video game bug women in it, Cramp Thank them.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: Racing. They make two of those games coming out of
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: their P zero zero.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Each team is getting a point. It is Resident Evil
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: seven bio has it.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the mom.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, shees creepy as hell.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: Honestly that nope.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: That that whole game is a nope fest. Yeah.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: I think I've seen like one like Boss Hide from
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: that game and a clip somewhere and I was like, ah, yes,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: the reason I don't play many of these games anymore.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: All right, we got one final review, this time returning
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: to Rotten TomTom Tomatoes.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: They're not going to let you.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Will except you overhear he I.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: Keep getting ads to move to Canada.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: Oh good, my money's being well spent. My ads to
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 7: move to Canada. You can just say heated rivalry.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: We know.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, here is that review. This has extremely gross and
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: graphic violence, with many disgusting deaths and gross monsters. There
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: are a lot of ooh moments. Characters are in extreme
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: peril and most of them are killed. There is very
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: strong language and non sexual nudity. A strength of the
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: movie is the portrayal of the exceptionally capable and courageous women,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: though of course they dress for combat in very revealing clothing.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: By the numbers, gory horror flic not for kids. That's
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: from common Sense Media dot org.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Of course it is.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: Hmmm, from the movies in this franchise. I've seen that
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: narrows it down to one of the movies in this franchise,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 7: all of them.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: That's all of them.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: Now, that is intentional. Do you remember the suffixes from
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: the previous guesses of movies? One of you might be right.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: I call annihilation because I remember that one.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: I think that was the second one now that I'm
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: saying it again, and.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: I'll say that.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Aaron, I am kind of tempted to just say the
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: first one, which was just Resident Evil, but I don't
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: remember it being that gory, So I'm gonna say Apocalypse,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: I think, because I think that was the second one,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: and that's where Jill Valentine shows up, so I know
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: there were at least two heroines.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, th about the logic of Common Sense Media, I like,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: maybe if there's any logic.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: To be yeah, that's gonna be a point for each team,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: because this is the review for Resident Evil Apocalypse from
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: Common Sense Media.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: Which is the second one, right, double. There's so many
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: movies after the Apocalypse and then some after the Final Shift.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 7: Like the legit is a point in the film franchise
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: I think was the I think I saw the first two.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: I think I maybe so the third one at some point,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: and then I randomly went to go see one with
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: friends in theaters. Don't ask me why or how, and
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: like it's legitimately like a Mad Max level, like a
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: apocalypse desert thing with like cars happening.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: It's like, hell, yeah, maybe these movies are good.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I've mentioned it on this podcast,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: but my theory about all the Mad Max movies is
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: that everything outside of Australia during the time of those
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: movies is normal. They've just decided to go full bondage
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: just to be crazy.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: The rest of the world is just like leave them alone. Yeah,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: just let them do their thing.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're fun. Fact not often discussed. It's just a documentary.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: We don't interfere in North Korea. We're not going to
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: interfere in Australia. Whatever they're doing, it's up to them
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: crazy kangaroos.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: All right, that is the end of round three.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Let's ask the Internet breaking Gough mommy Lady Demotrasque to
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: calculate the latest scores.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: Those scores are.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: The wee virus are on eighteen points. Here for the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: zombie tits are on seventeen points.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: We're getting close bb one half a pair of tits away.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: By standard counting, by standard reckoning.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, it was very close. That's what you need.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: Before we get to the quick fire around though, let's
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: talk prizes this episode. Star prize is the concept of survival.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: Some days are just about surviving and genuinely that's okay,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: but yeah, just just a nice little sentiment that's not
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: a joke. But our winning team will also receive a
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: vial of t virus that I acquired while on a
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: trip to a mysterious factory in Woohan. Don't help me, Okay.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Up next is our crucial quick fire around. But first
• 1:24:51
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• 1:24:59
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• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Back soon.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire around will test your broader pop
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: culture knowledge, and it's called Raccoon rama. In this game,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: I will give our players clues to a raccoon from
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: pop culture history.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Those clues will be watch me fucking biff like.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Those clues will be five words delivered in the style
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: of a brainless zombie from the original games, like brain
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: It's like that kind of thing. There is, of course
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: a classic gate Leapers twist. You need to say, huh,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: you were almost a answer sandwich, like the Jill sandwich.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: You're almost a name of raccoon sandwich. Okay, it's quick fire,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: so buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: practice that now, lovely stuff. This is such a normal show.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Here's an example to get us going. If I said
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: weapons cybernets.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Whee where's yes, Aaron, you were almost a rocket raccoon sandwich.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: Exactly that. That's exactly how you would answer it, and
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: that is the correct answer.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: Give it my best, very voice, too nice.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: And let's see if there are twelve pop culture raccoons.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Let's go out. We knocked out one on.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: Here we go, develop a Belle.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, you were almost a tom Nook sandwich.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: Tom Nook that good stuff, nice sucker.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 7: Ca Yes, true, Oh man, you were almost a sly
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 7: Cooper sandwich.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: It is like Cooper, greedy pet sidekick, loyal PoCA hunters
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: what's his name?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh man, you are almost a the raccoon from
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: cocon Is that the grand No, the tree is the
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: grand raccoon sandwich. I did take sandwich at the end,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: so I did completely.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's I'm not going to give you it
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: because I feel like Poconess was in the clue and
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: raccoon is.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Implied from the round. So okay, anyone know this one?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, oh whoa, you were almost a John Smith.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Great answer, but it's not. It's Miko Pico animal.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Let's see if these are more obscure than that last one.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go Oh boy, tiny pick up normal ho and.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, Ara, Oh you were almost a zig Zagoon sandwich.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah anyone, good stuff.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 7: Glad you got that. I had Gen four on the brand. Almost, babe.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: That would have been.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: Embarrassing, more embarrassing than being like, yeah yeah Liverpool fab.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, Ethan. Uh, whoa, you were almost a Rocky raccoon.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah the song by the Beatles good stuff?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Beetles knowledge okay, damn ever green environmentalism Canada fits.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: Yes, true, you were almost I believe his name was
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: just raccoon from the Raccoons, the Canadian cartoon show Sandwich.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got any of the raccoons from the Raccoons,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: so kid stuff.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, the answer was.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: In the question I am drowning here.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: This is my time to carry you.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: You are you are? You have to carry me? Three supers, yes, Ethan.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 6: Whoa, you were almost a Tanuki Mario sandwich.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Yah, shooky Mario. God damn it. It was only the
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: one left that I could think of, and that was it.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Damn still five moncleus ship fucked me? Grounds Keeper cartoon
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: net was.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: Gila Yes, yes, Ethan, Uh, well, you're almost a Rigby sandwich.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: It is from Regular Show, Your mom is almost a
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Rigby sandwich.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: And other Regular Show references weapons, cybernetics, Marvel, Guardian groot
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: we Yes, oh.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: My god, oh no, you were almost a baby rocket
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: raccoon or different rocket raccoons.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Take different rocket raccoon. You've got original comic rocket raccoon
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: from different different guy.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: I'll take the points next.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: NFL Tennessee Titans mascot. Anyone who gets the name of
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: the well you were almost It's not that, but I
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: would love it if was the mascot, I.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Would get into football. Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fans are called the cooners. Anymore guesses for the Tennessee.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, you were almost a Tarry the raccoon sandwich. You've
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: got the first initial.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: If the name is the thing, I can't, I can't
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: give it to you.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, Aaron, you.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: Were almost a Titanic the Raccoons.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: It's it could be long short for that, but no
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: the answer unless Ordre wants to throw out.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: You were almost a different type of I got nothing
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: a raccoon sandwich. Yeah, I mean sometimes you gotta go
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: route one the mascots called called t rack track.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe there's two more children's book Separation Anxiety Kissing.
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  Speaker 3: But children's books were you read.
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 3: Weirdly?
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  Speaker 2: Was also a clue in our Roum Coms episode, which
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  Speaker 2: I realize hasn't come out yet.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Aaron, you were almost a Frenchy the French Kissing
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  Speaker 5: Raccoon Sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's favorite children. But this is it's the second second
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: time it's come up in two episodes. Thessing Hand, Raccoons,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: the raccoons from the book The Kissing Hand, which is
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  Speaker 2: the best selling American book. You used to teach children
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  Speaker 2: about separation anxiety.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: Wow, there we go. Oh, Johnny knew it in the
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  Speaker 3: last episode that came out.
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  Speaker 4: Johnny's not here all right?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: Quick before the buzzer Midwest Industrial.
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  Speaker 3: Game, Resident Evil. I heard Drew first. Oh shit, you
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  Speaker 3: were almost a Raccoon City sandwich. Yeah, I was looking
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  Speaker 3: for Raccoon City good stuff. That's the buzzers. Those gives
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: took place in the Midwest, Yes, where Raccoon City is. Yeah,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: the Midwest, just generally the Midwest. That's that's what the
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  Speaker 3: wiki says, the middle of the Midwest city.
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting the Simpsons vibe. You can stand on the
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  Speaker 7: four corners and see Alaska, Hawaii.
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  Speaker 2: In Canada, skulls are pretty close. It was pretty tight.
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  Speaker 2: Gratulations to it. I mean I say that all the time, right, Yes, The.
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  Speaker 3: Only one I got was the example, which didn't count.
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  Speaker 2: I really thought you were going to buzz in for
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: it the second time as well, because I'm was like,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: we already did him what I wouldn't play a trick
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  Speaker 2: before we get to the final scores. I'd like to
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  Speaker 2: thank a players. You've all been calm, no Cap, Yes,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: could work.
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  Speaker 7: That.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't care for.
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  Speaker 1: That?
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  Speaker 3: Is that a compliment?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 4: What? What?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 7: That?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: I know you don't shouldn't have to explain the joke,
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: but CAP Calm is the company and like comedy and
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  Speaker 2: no CAP.
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  Speaker 3: Is Like, I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was because we were effective communicators throughout.
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  Speaker 3: I down, yeah, and I thought you were saying calm
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  Speaker 3: but with a British accent. Oh I see, I see.
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  Speaker 3: So I didn't understand it.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 5: I didn't understand the gen Z slang, and I didn't
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: get the CAP joke either.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I'm so sorry. Edit all this out again. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to thank a play is you've all been
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: calm no Cap. The jollity, the jollity. I appreciate you all. Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about your novels where people can read them,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: where people can buy them. But I would also like
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: to ask you if there's any updates.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: On a on a third book.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: You can't, okay. So I have continued writing book number three.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: I'm up to thirty one thousand words or something like that.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: So it's coming along. I hope to have it out
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: by the end of the year. I'm just going long
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: term with this because you know, we've had a lot
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: going on and I took a massive break from it.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: But you can still get books one and two everywhere
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: you find books pretty much. I think you're on almost
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: every store front you can imagine, and probably if you can't,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: they're they're under Aaron Randolph, which is my real name
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: and not a pen name, which was probably a mistake,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: but oh well. It's The first book is called Thine
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: t h I A N. E. And the second book
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: is called Rika and the Inevitability of Life. Third book
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: has a working title, but nothing nothing set in stone yet.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: And if you like audiobooks, Thain has a full cast audiobook.
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  Speaker 3: It is so bloody good. Oh yeah, it's amazing. That's
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: very good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a great book. And yeah, I
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: would recommend the audio book version to be honest, it's.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: A lot of fun. It's like a long, long audio
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: or radio play.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hell yeah, yeah, some great people involved. Yeah, just
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: a fantastic production.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, some some familiar voices, you might say, yes, yes,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: And speaking of familiar voices, also, bfyt W, should we
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: specifically promote the task Master videos? I mean we can absolutely.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: We had a great time doing episode three hundred of
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: bfytw a massive milestone in fine form. Doing the task
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  Speaker 5: Master live episodes down in Colorado Springs at Ethan's Theater.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: We had a great time. It was a fantastic couple
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: of nights. The audiences were fantastic, the contestants were electric.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: I didn't fail too much, it was all good. Was
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: an outstanding task Mistress. The whole thing was was so
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: you did an amazing job and I was so proud
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: of you, and and still waiting on that race. But yeah,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: it's in the the it's just as signed eight by
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  Speaker 5: ten of Adre.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: The full videos for both are available on YouTube. You
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: can watch them anytime, just search for bfytw three hundred
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: or bfytw Taskmaster.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: It will show up either way, certainly.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: And they were hilarious. Absolutely if everything came off top
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: of the bottom. It was just a phenomenal pair of nights,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: and I reliving them through the video has been a
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: source of joy for me.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: So yeah, one of the most fun things I've been
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: a part of. And my parents don't consume this podcast
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: a turn, but they were straight at the live videos
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: and they enjoyed it so much. They were like a
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: little bit too much swearing for me. But other than that, yeah,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: that tracks.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: I'm very happy that they enjoyed it. Yeah, so they
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: loved it. So yeah.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Check out b fytw and specifically I will put thanks
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: to the task Master live videos in the show notes
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: of this episode.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Check them out. They were such a blast. Drew Carrying
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: Wayward is carrying on Awayward it is we are.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 7: Hiatus is running a bit longer than we expected due
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 7: to people's lives being busy and doing impressive things in
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 7: regards to their jobs and PhDs, not me, which has
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 7: allowed me some more time to do some voice acting
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 7: and pick up some new projects. If you're enjoying some
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 7: some spooky content. Check my recent releases on my website.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 7: There is a new YouTube channel I've been doing some
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 7: horror story narrations for. And Yeah, always looking for new projects,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 7: like a potential sequel to Feign audiobook one day in
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 7: the future.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: Aaron just calculating the workload of producing at the Audio
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: Buck in real time having.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: To work with Drew even more god.
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  Speaker 2: And Yeah, Drew Shulman dot CA for all inquiries into
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  Speaker 2: voice artistry voice acting book, Drew Hia, Drew you shut Yeah, Ethan,
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  Speaker 2: you are a cast member, among many other things on
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