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Crowd Work Pack_ Huntsville_ AL Part 1 · Mic Drop Comedy

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Speaker 1: So what did you invest well in? Can we learn
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Speaker 1: from you? Am I?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if you know.
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Speaker 1: I just keep it loose, baby. I just do what...
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Speaker 1: That's what you'd like me to do?
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Speaker 2: You need me to ask you that. How long have
0:31
Speaker 2: you two been married? That's where he practiced in the car.
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Speaker 1: Because it ain't no damn way. Ain't no mother. I
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Speaker 1: have traveled the world. I have never had somebody like, ah, ah, ah.
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Speaker 1: You stick to the script. Like, what the? For that
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Speaker 1: fucking answer.
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Speaker 2: And y'all didn't see. I said, what did you invest in?
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Speaker 2: She was like, hey, hey, hey, hey. He's like, it's
1:03
Speaker 2: gold and... Wait, what did you say, baby?
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Speaker 1: You want me... Her. That's my baby. It's going to
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Speaker 1: be hard at the house tonight, boy. Well, I don't know. Sometimes...
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I help. You know what I mean? I hope
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Speaker 1: it get hard at your house. I don't know. Somebody
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Speaker 1: probably got a pill in their pocket we can give you.
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Speaker 2: Sir, somebody with a gas station pill, a little blue rhino,
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Speaker 2: or some older gentleman in here.
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Speaker 1: Sir, with the beard, you probably got a sex pill
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Speaker 1: on you right there. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You have a beard, too, but I was talking about
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Speaker 2: the older gentleman with the cone back at Santa Claus.
1:47
Speaker 2: That's who I'm talking about. Yeah, because he got all
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Speaker 2: the hoes, at least three of them. So, now can
1:52
Speaker 2: we talk about what you invested in and learn? God damn,
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Speaker 2: that's a lot of pills.
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Speaker 1: Let me see. How many d * * * you got?
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Speaker 1: That's fish oil right there. This is all your d
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Speaker 1: * * *. His daily vitamins right there with the Viagra.
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Speaker 2: It's going to be hard in my house too. Yeah,
2:35
Speaker 2: so what did you invest in, man? We want to
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Speaker 2: change our lives and talk. So you literally gave your
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Speaker 2: money to her and she took care of it? Okay,
2:53
Speaker 2: so when you say what you do for a living,
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Speaker 2: you should take that part out because it really sounded
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Speaker 2: like it was going to be something good. I thought
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Speaker 2: he was like, I got in on the ground floor
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Speaker 2: of Bitcoin.
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Speaker 1: For 25 cents. Yeah, two days before it went public.
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Speaker 1: So it's worth $ 450 billion. And now I just go
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Speaker 1: out and tell. I tell what to say to me
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Speaker 1: at day show. That's what I do now. I got
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Speaker 1: that kind of money. I'm not, I'm not Martin. I'm
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Speaker 1: cruel Martin. Y'all know them?
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Speaker 2: Y'all, this your uncle or something? He like, no, I
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Speaker 2: don't know this. Please, I don't know this. You almost
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Speaker 2: grabbed his leg a minute ago. Look. He put his
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Speaker 2: hand on you like, yeah, you know we family, young man.
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Speaker 2: That's a big robot.
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Speaker 1: Did you just do the robot? A 320-pound robot. Y'all
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Speaker 1: didn't see it.
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Speaker 2: The big pop locks. That shit was smooth, too. What's
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Speaker 2: your name? Nice to meet you, Meech. And then this
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Speaker 2: your lady right here with the little slave hat on?
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Speaker 2: Is Cecilia on the other side? Is two of them?
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Speaker 2: Is that the new shit? Maybe I'm not up on it.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know there'd be two in the room. This
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Speaker 2: the new shit? This the new slave? I need this
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Speaker 2: not to go. What brand?
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Speaker 1: That ain't it. I'm sorry, ladies.
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Speaker 2: Y'all made it look nice tonight, but please don't let
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Speaker 2: that spread, okay?
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Speaker 1: Please.
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Speaker 2: Because y'all look good, but that right there, just say,
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Speaker 2: I've been working on the real rock.
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Speaker 1: All along. I've been working on the real rock.
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Speaker 2: I know a goddamn slave bonnet when I see one.
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Speaker 2: That's a goddamn slave bonnet.
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Speaker 1: But you look good in your little bonnet, I see you.
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Speaker 2: And then you got, your guy's outfit is a story.
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Speaker 2: So your shirt says boyfriend and that's crossed out. You
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Speaker 2: can read, Cromartie, good job. What was, Friday after next,
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Speaker 2: I'm your Uncle.
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Speaker 1: Elroy. That's that right there.
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Speaker 2: Pull my pants out and spank my ass.
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Speaker 1: Future Miss McKenzie.
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Speaker 2: Retired military, investing my money well.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
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Speaker 2: Let you in my house like this out here. Rancho Cucamonga.
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Speaker 2: So y'all engaged. Y'all look real good together. I like
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Speaker 2: your energy. I can see it from here. Y'all going
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Speaker 2: to do good. Nice shiny ring already.
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Speaker 1: I do see it. You did your thing.
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Speaker 2: So what's the love origin story? Black love origin story.
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Speaker 1: You met at 420.
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Speaker 2: You met at 420. That's a place or did you
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Speaker 2: talk about the day? You want to make sure I
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Speaker 2: knew that, huh? You're like, let's tell a little weed part.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah. April 20th. Smoke out. And then we
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Speaker 1: were engaged by October 22nd. That's crazy. Y'all got all
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Speaker 1: the dates like that?
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Speaker 2: What other dates do y'all be keeping in track of?
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Speaker 1: Oh, we get married on... April 24th, 2026. What day
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Speaker 1: did you first.
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Speaker 2: That.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. What day was it? Huh? May 11th,
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Speaker 1: once de mayo?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so your first date was on Cinco de Mayo,
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Speaker 2: so that's May 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th.
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Speaker 1: So you got pretty quick, man. I like what you did.
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Speaker 1: I like what you did. I like what you did.
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Speaker 1: I don't judge, man.
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Speaker 2: When couples early, I like that. You know, they got
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Speaker 2: it out the way. You knew you liked each other.
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Speaker 2: You knew y'all wanted to. It's the people that be
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Speaker 2: playing all the games I can't with.
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Speaker 1: That shit is expensive. What's the longest you waited for
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Speaker 1: a piece of? He looked at her.
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Speaker 2: I want you to answer me like it's me and
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Speaker 2: you shooting pool in the garage. She ain't out there
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Speaker 2: with us. It's just two fellas.
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Speaker 1: Two years. Even the Mexicans said, ayos mio, nigga. He said,
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Speaker 1: dos años. That's great. Two years? Two years?
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Speaker 2: God, you did Christmas two times and still never saw that.
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Speaker 1: That is a lot of gifts to not have got
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Speaker 1: no or nothing. But she at least, she was doing
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Speaker 1: something just to tide you.
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Speaker 2: Over, like every three months. She's your wife now, so
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Speaker 2: now you don't get no. You waited two years, waited
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Speaker 2: two years and never again.
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Speaker 1: That was you that did them like that?
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Speaker 2: What kind of dry ass cactus was you trying to
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Speaker 2: pull off? I hope you made up for it. He
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Speaker 2: probably got all in you. Yeah, you made me wait
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Speaker 2: two motherfucking years like this. That's how men are. We
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Speaker 2: petty as shit. We put you in a headlock and
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Speaker 2: tell you all our thoughts. I told you to come
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Speaker 2: here and you didn't come when I first called you.
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Speaker 2: You can find out all our thoughts.
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Speaker 1: Just let us get some....
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Speaker 2: That's amazing. So you love her and you waited two
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Speaker 2: whole years. Did you kick it every day during the
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Speaker 2: two years or what? You had to look at her
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Speaker 2: every day and just go home.
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Speaker 1: Harden the... Alright now. You and your.
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Speaker 2: waving goodbye when she drive down the street.
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Speaker 1: What's the longest you waited? Two months? See this is
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Speaker 1: my speed right here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you were a different age entirely when you
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Speaker 2: finally got some Goodness gracious.
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Speaker 1: Cro-Marty. What's the longest you waited.
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Speaker 2: From having met the young lady to finally being able
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Speaker 2: to get some money?
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Speaker 1: What's the longest you waited? She put it on me, man.
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Speaker 2: If you ever go to court and this show up,
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Speaker 2: you going to jail.
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Speaker 1: I don't care.
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Speaker 2: It don't matter if he on your side. It don't
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Speaker 2: matter if he against you. If he the attorney, if
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Speaker 2: he's in the building, you going to jail.
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Speaker 1: He's answering.
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Speaker 2: I'm not asking, telling me that I'm supposed to ask him.
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Speaker 2: Your Honor, ask me what's there that night, though.
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Speaker 1: Ask me that.
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Speaker 2: Sir, did Jamal kill him? No, Jamal didn't do it.
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Speaker 2: I put it on him.
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Speaker 1: The gun.
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Speaker 2: I put the gun on him and Jamal went and
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Speaker 2: did it right there on the spot.
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Speaker 1: He was there. I waited the longest for her. You
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Speaker 1: waited the longest for her? How long? How long?
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Speaker 2: All your other answers came out fast and unwarranted. Now
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Speaker 2: you're coughing and trying to get your shit together. Ten months?
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Speaker 1: Why are you whispering? I'm a player. I ain't supposed
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Speaker 1: to wait that long. You a player? You ain't no player.
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Speaker 1: You the one that talk everybody out the whole group.
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Speaker 2: We already know who we gon' about what time we
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Speaker 2: should stop. Here come Cromartie. I see everybody paired up
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Speaker 2: and matched off. Which one of you women is for me?
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Speaker 2: Not the big one again. Ain't this about a.
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Speaker 1: You had a language barrier? Yeah, German. She was German.
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Speaker 1: I was... And it took me a while to break
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Speaker 1: it all through that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Germany's one of them places you don't have
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Speaker 2: to be able to speak the language to get some.
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Speaker 1: You just point. They be like, hey.
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Speaker 2: They like, wie das denn? Like, they know what the
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Speaker 2: f * * * you want. Germany's one of them
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Speaker 2: freaky countries. They be wearing bear costumes with the a
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Speaker 2: * * cut out and s * * *. So
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Speaker 2: you only spoke German when you met him?
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Speaker 1: No. You didn't.
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Speaker 2: You spoke English and German. and you still had a
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Speaker 2: language barrier. So his was hard 10 months, and you
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Speaker 2: didn't know what that meant. And you were bringing children
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Speaker 2: to the relationship. Cromartie, she knew what the that thing do.
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Speaker 2: You just needed to wait. She probably wanted to do
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Speaker 2: it earlier too. You were talking yourself out the every time.
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Speaker 1: Every time. This is the hardest one ever. Are y'all
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Speaker 1: going through a rough patch in y'all relationship? Like, what
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Speaker 1: is he overcompensating for? What happened? Did you whoop his
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Speaker 1: ass last weekend?
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Speaker 2: All right, Cromartie, I'll come back to you on my own.
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Speaker 1: I know you want to tell the story. Congratulations. I'll
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Speaker 1: see you there, too. Cromartie. That's right.
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Speaker 2: That's what you said. Full name, in court. And so
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Speaker 2: you got a 1911 on your hat. I can't see
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Speaker 2: it because of the lights. Is that a red 1911?
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Speaker 1: Okay. We have any other capitals in here? You do?
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Speaker 1: You know him? Who said he's the golden child there?
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Speaker 1: Is that your line name or something? What is it?
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Speaker 1: That's racism right there.
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Speaker 2: They took the one little red bone and called him,
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Speaker 2: I can't believe it's not butter. Somebody called you golden
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Speaker 2: child right now. Do they call you that? You know
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Speaker 2: him already? Okay, because I thought you made that right now.
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Speaker 2: I was about to shit on myself. I'm like, you
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Speaker 2: know how good that is? Because look at him. He
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Speaker 2: look like, I want the knife.
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Speaker 1: If you look at him. Are you black and Asian?
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Speaker 1: Korean and black? Japanese. Okay, so how did your parents,
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Speaker 1: that's a different mix than I'm used to hearing. They
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Speaker 1: was at Pearl Harbor? Pearl Harbor.
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Speaker 2: This must be your woman. She started filming right away.
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Speaker 2: She turned the light on and everything. Like, let me
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Speaker 2: make sure I get this. It's okay, man. We already
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Speaker 2: got a big camera filming right at his shiny face.
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Speaker 1: You what?
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Speaker 2: You about to watch yourself on YouTube. That's what I'm
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Speaker 2: trying to tell you. You don't need to make a
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Speaker 2: DVD of this. Look at this long lens. Y'all going
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Speaker 2: to be on there. Cromartie not going to make it,
14:38
Speaker 2: but y'all going to be on there.
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Speaker 1: It may be pills. That was really good. It was
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Speaker 1: really good. He be like, oh, somebody want to know
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Speaker 1: about them pills. You don't know what I got.
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: Push a T in this. What? Somebody going to pull
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Speaker 1: you to the side before you leave out.
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Speaker 2: Like, hey, you was playing over there, but you slide
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Speaker 2: your boy one of them pills. Just put your thumbnail
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Speaker 2: on and pop that mother half for your boy. We
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Speaker 2: both have half of a good time. That's why he
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Speaker 2: said it's still on? Who you gonna put all that
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Speaker 2: dick in once you take the pill?
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Speaker 1: Who you with? Who's your person? This lady next to you?
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Speaker 1: You came with a friend? Okay. What? It's okay.
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Speaker 2: He can come out and have fun. She can have
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Speaker 2: some peace and quiet at home. So you gonna go
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Speaker 2: home and pop that pill? That's the homie right there?
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure nobody thought it was from being a
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Speaker 2: young man.
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Speaker 1: When he said, I'm out with a friend, my wife
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Speaker 1: at home, y'all were like, oh!
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Speaker 2: We didn't know Daryl was coming back.
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Speaker 1: And so y'all friends? Yeah. How do you know each other?
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Speaker 1: There's a little age difference.
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Speaker 2: Work.
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Speaker 1: Where y'all work at? VA in Birmingham. Oh, okay. You
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Speaker 1: got a big heart, man. You down there working with
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Speaker 1: the Veterans Affairs. You a veteran as well? Y'all know Cromartie?
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Speaker 1: He a veteran too. He's like, no, we don't know, man. Please.
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Speaker 2: Please stop saying Cromartie, man. Just come on, man. Whoever
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Speaker 2: in charge of the mic, can you turn this microphone up?
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Speaker 2: He on his phone. If y'all could peek in the
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Speaker 2: window and tell him work. Thank you, sir.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I'm yelling. I try to be louder
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Speaker 1: than Cromartie. That's all I want to say. All right.
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Speaker 1: And so y'all not just saying all y'all, all the
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Speaker 1: women that y'all know?
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Speaker 2: Beautiful women. Have you guys noticed that? Have you looked
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Speaker 2: to your left and seen what the fuck going on
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Speaker 2: at your table? You got four beautiful women, and everybody's different, too.
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Speaker 2: It's like, what's your flavor? You look, you're like, shit,
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Speaker 2: I look. That's why I showed you my pill.
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Speaker 1: I told you my wife was at home, but she
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Speaker 1: going to be there no matter what I do. So
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Speaker 1: I guess I might as well go out with a bang.
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Speaker 1: I want to meet the four ladies. You guys all friends? What? So, okay, let's,
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Speaker 1: what about you two in the Easter outfits? Y'all know
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Speaker 1: each other, right?
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Speaker 2: You don't know her? Y'all didn't plan that? Like, we
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Speaker 2: wearing cashmere tonight. Okay, well, what's your name in the blue?
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Speaker 1: Hello, Amanda. And then, who was that? Amanda, that was
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Speaker 1: you that sounded like an auntie? She's like, hey, Nate,
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Speaker 1: what's up, sugar? Welcome to my house. I think we
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Speaker 1: get one.
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Speaker 2: You sounded black as shit. I thought somebody else said, hey, Nate.
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Speaker 2: I looked at you, sis.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, what's up, sugar? But no, it was still her.
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Speaker 1: Cornbread cooking white woman. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I'll see you with your macaroni and cheese. And then
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Speaker 2: what about you with this loose collar? What's your name?
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Speaker 1: Huh? Tara. Nice. And then, so this is your friend there? No. Okay.
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Speaker 1: So you by yourself, Tara. And then you by yourself, Amanda? Really?
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Speaker 1: And so the two Latinas, y'all know each other, right? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We're friends. Yeah, friends. Okay, cool, cool. And so does
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Speaker 1: any of y'all like... Him.
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Speaker 2: Look, yeah, yeah. I worked down at the VA, you
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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? I got a steady check, and
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Speaker 2: if I need a bill, my homeboy got me, so.
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Speaker 1: Turn, look at you, boy. You got a lot of options.
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Speaker 2: Amanda don't want no smoke. She looked at you and said, no.
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Speaker 2: What about the Latinas?
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Speaker 1: Huh? You guys like him? Huh? Hmm? What'd you say?
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Speaker 1: You're Italian?
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Speaker 2: There's a light pointing right at my face. I can't
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Speaker 2: see real well, but I'm going to lean forward and
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Speaker 2: get a good look at you with my hand blocking
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Speaker 2: the light.
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Speaker 1: Nah, you Latina.
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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck what she just said. I
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Speaker 2: know somebody been eating peppers when I see them.
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Speaker 1: What's your name? Tori? Okay, okay.
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Speaker 2: And y'all married or something? This is a strange table.
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Speaker 2: They just threw everybody together. And you didn't want to
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Speaker 2: sit with her on your side?
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Speaker 1: Nah, because she's been behind me. He said, I need
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Speaker 1: to keep where I can see this. Yeah, I'm not.
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Speaker 1: She fast.
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Speaker 2: I got to watch her. Got that little aerodynamic haircut.
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Speaker 2: She fast as a mother.
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Speaker 1: Who faster? If y'all had to race, who would win?
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Speaker 1: You're cooking her shit? I don't know. She got the
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Speaker 1: scary look. She might dust y'all. Gears are running from
20:07
Speaker 1: the cops, man. Gears are running from the cops? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You've been running from the cops? Everybody in your hood?
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Speaker 1: What do you do now?
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Speaker 2: You're retired from running from the cops? Disable that. You
20:23
Speaker 2: got all your benefits?
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Speaker 1: 100%. You said you can't sleep, your feet hurt. Good, good.
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Speaker 1: If y'all are getting out, this is the table you
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Speaker 1: need to stop by.
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Speaker 2: They'll get you your food and you get some pills.
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Speaker 2: They got they down at the veterans office right there
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Speaker 2: see that's what I'm talking about did you serve you
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Speaker 2: did not but you got the little haircut like you
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Speaker 2: serve I'm sorry that's the standard issue fade I thought
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Speaker 2: maybe they.
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Speaker 1: Okay so what do you do then.
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Speaker 2: Private practice owner of psycho therapist office a clinic so
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Speaker 2: you the one talking to the people Wow. And so
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Speaker 2: what is it, people, I'm pretty sure crazy is a
21:11
Speaker 2: bad word. But let's say we didn't have to be professional.
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Speaker 2: Them motherfuckers Craig, they come in there to talk to you.
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Speaker 2: You know Cromartie? Have you ever seen this before? She said,
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Speaker 2: I'm sure, I've at least heard him at the least.
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Speaker 2: We knew that, but we didn't know whether or not
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Speaker 2: it was from service. You were that before you joined up.
21:39
Speaker 2: Y'all been disabled your whole life. I don't know how
21:46
Speaker 2: you got a big head and a little skull. If
21:51
Speaker 2: you look at him before you leave, it'll make sense.
21:54
Speaker 2: You got a big head and a little skull inside.
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Speaker 1: It's all meat.
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Speaker 2: Now, I was enjoying that line of questioning I was on.
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Speaker 2: Why are the bills out already? I'm just warming up.
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Speaker 2: Didn't y'all hear what I said at y'all pre-meeting? I'm
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Speaker 2: going to be up here a while.
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Speaker 1: Get your money.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, take all them bills back. Got 35, 40 minutes,
22:20
Speaker 2: and I'm not. If anybody want to drink with me,
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Speaker 2: I'm having a Grand Marnier and Hennessy.
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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful. If that's what you want. There's a
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Speaker 1: lot of funny ideas in these particular drinks, so join me.
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Speaker 1: Got to make some maniando. All right.
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Speaker 2: Now, I think I should reframe the question because it
22:43
Speaker 2: seemed like all the men were using it as an
22:45
Speaker 2: opportunity to say they waited the longest for their wife.
22:47
Speaker 2: I want to know, is there any single men in here?
22:50
Speaker 2: Clap twice.
22:52
Speaker 1: Two of them. God damn.
22:56
Speaker 2: And a granddaddy. Granddaddy, let's talk to you. For no
23:01
Speaker 2: particular reason other than out of who I had that clap.
23:04
Speaker 1: You're the closest.
23:05
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want you to think I'm picking on
23:06
Speaker 2: you because you're older.
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Speaker 1: No.
23:11
Speaker 2: Well, it would work in my favor for the question
23:13
Speaker 2: because you have more life to have lived and more
23:15
Speaker 2: experience to have. What's the longest you waited on one
23:18
Speaker 2: single piece of?
23:23
Speaker 1: Huh? One month. Look at that. Look at that.
23:30
Speaker 2: He old enough to be your daddy's daddy and the
23:31
Speaker 2: longest he waited the whole time was one month. Around
23:37
Speaker 2: week three, he was like, all right. I ain't never
23:41
Speaker 2: waited like this for no bullshit.
23:43
Speaker 1: I don't know. Older women, too. Older women, they'll surprise you.
23:56
Speaker 1: I was on this cruise one time. Honestly, I don't know.
24:03
Speaker 1: It was just in the cup. You know what I'm saying?
24:06
Speaker 1: I'm popping them before I put them on my mouth, though.
24:10
Speaker 1: Because I pop cherries.
24:11
Speaker 2: In case you was wondering if that was some homosexual
24:13
Speaker 2: it's not this ain't no diddy this ain't diddy cherries
24:17
Speaker 2: it's gay that you counted them though that's six cherries
24:20
Speaker 2: this nigga got them cherries look good to mother fucker
24:27
Speaker 2: okay usher raymond ass listen to the show a cherry
24:36
Speaker 2: somebody say he ate all the cherries in the room
24:38
Speaker 2: huh keep going I'm gonna this look.
24:41
Speaker 1: Like a chair what are you do you weight lift
24:47
Speaker 1: or something you big and big I can't figure out.
24:52
Speaker 2: You lift weights and eat bad like what diet does
24:57
Speaker 2: that to a body where you you stop lifting got
25:07
Speaker 2: it you stop lifting You see how I didn't say
25:10
Speaker 2: that twice? Goddamn, sir, it's a comedy show. I'll pray
25:13
Speaker 2: for you, but you don't have to take it that low.
25:15
Speaker 2: Get back in the gym and get the rest of
25:17
Speaker 2: your back together.
25:19
Speaker 1: Okay? Do that for who you lost. They want you
25:22
Speaker 1: to get in there and finish that set. Goddamn. Can
25:26
Speaker 1: you get your wedding ring off? That look like it's on.
25:31
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get that off. You need
25:32
Speaker 1: some Debbie D40. What? What? Come on, he said, he
25:41
Speaker 1: needs some KY jelly. That's how I got my seven.
25:50
Speaker 1: You got eight kids?
25:52
Speaker 2: You have eight and they have, you telling me it's
25:53
Speaker 2: 15 children between four people at this table?
25:58
Speaker 1: You have eight together, you gave birth to eight humans.
26:04
Speaker 1: And how many you got together?
26:06
Speaker 2: So y'all finna do some motion? Y'all finna have Y'all
26:09
Speaker 2: gonna have some kids together too?
26:11
Speaker 1: You might? How old is the oldest? 36. How old
26:19
Speaker 1: are you? You don't look old enough to have a
26:23
Speaker 1: 36-year-old baby. You're 49? Sis, wear whatever hat you want.
26:31
Speaker 1: You hear me? Stand up. Let's see people see black
26:33
Speaker 1: don't crack at all. Now turn around. Show the cherry man.
26:39
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm a slave.
26:43
Speaker 2: Look at me, I'm a slave.
26:58
Speaker 1: I'm petty enough to just go get 43 cherries.
27:03
Speaker 2: I'm petty enough to just get the cherry jar out
27:05
Speaker 2: the back. How many did I eat during that set?
27:11
Speaker 2: So y'all got eight kids. What is dinner at y'all house?
27:15
Speaker 2: There's a lot of pans.
27:18
Speaker 1: God damn. Sir, what do you do for a living,
27:19
Speaker 1: did you say? I do security work. Security work. Yes, sir.
27:24
Speaker 1: What do you do? Pressure washer at Walmart.
27:28
Speaker 2: Pressure washer at Walmart?
27:30
Speaker 1: Okay.
27:32
Speaker 2: Whatever y'all have on y'all hearts, minds, and spirits, as
27:37
Speaker 2: this hat comes around, I want you to put.
27:40
Speaker 1: Whatever you have that may.
27:41
Speaker 2: Be loose or not so near and dear to you
27:43
Speaker 2: that you got to hang on to it, just put
27:46
Speaker 2: that in the hat. And then when they get around
27:47
Speaker 2: the room, we going to give it to this family
27:49
Speaker 2: that's pressure washing security with goddamn eight children. The people
27:54
Speaker 2: don't believe in you. They don't want to give you
27:56
Speaker 2: not even a cherry stem. Damn, that's a lot.
28:02
Speaker 1: So 36. How old is the youngest then? Hello?
28:06
Speaker 2: 16. You don't even know how old your baby is?
28:13
Speaker 2: You said 16 and he was like 18. You missed
28:17
Speaker 2: two years? That is a lot of kids. When the
28:22
Speaker 2: mama done forgot the baby is two years older, your
28:26
Speaker 2: baby's an adult.
28:29
Speaker 1: Said it was a leap year. The year ain't never
28:34
Speaker 1: left two goddamn years, Cromartie. That white lady grabbed him.
28:39
Speaker 1: I said, shut the f * * * up. I
28:41
Speaker 1: saw that. That is a lot of kids. 20 years stretched.
28:47
Speaker 1: So you've been pregnant about every other year. Your whole
28:50
Speaker 1: goddamn life. Why don't you have one of them babies?
28:57
Speaker 1: What do you do? I said, what do you do?
29:05
Speaker 2: I already said it once. Can I put this right here?
29:08
Speaker 2: You don't mind if I put that right there? All right, cool,
29:10
Speaker 2: because I didn't want to hold it no more. It's
29:12
Speaker 2: getting on his nerves. So you do personal security?
29:17
Speaker 1: I do armed security. Armed security. They gave you a
29:21
Speaker 1: big a pistol too?
29:24
Speaker 2: How many people, when that 100 men versus one gorilla fight,
29:28
Speaker 2: how many people tagged you on Facebook? You got a
29:33
Speaker 2: lot of that right, because if I had to go
29:35
Speaker 2: fight one gorilla, I'm like, hey, I need that big
29:36
Speaker 2: from Huntsville. You can at least be doing a robot
29:42
Speaker 2: to distract the monkey. Somebody be there to hit you.
29:52
Speaker 1: There's two gorillas in here. I thought y'all said it
30:02
Speaker 1: was one gorilla and a hundred. It's two gorillas in.
30:05
Speaker 2: This one of them pop locking in the corner.
30:13
Speaker 1: I'm security. Stop hitting me.
30:20
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to say we got company and I done
30:22
Speaker 2: called you a gorilla.
30:23
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
30:25
Speaker 2: White people don't repeat this shit at work. Yeah, I
30:34
Speaker 2: don't know what it is to do here, though. I
30:37
Speaker 2: went online, Yelp, Reddit, Facebook, Google, and it didn't say
30:42
Speaker 2: there was nothing to do here. It ain't?
30:47
Speaker 1: What is there to do? Represent for the city.
30:49
Speaker 2: What is there to do, sis? Somebody work for the
30:52
Speaker 2: tourism board. What is there to do? eat no that
30:56
Speaker 2: was the last thing they said it was like if
30:58
Speaker 2: you're hungry go to Birmingham I'm like god damn I
31:02
Speaker 2: can't even eat in the city they're like no you
31:04
Speaker 2: gotta get out of here.
31:06
Speaker 1: Unless you go to Char you gotta get out of
31:08
Speaker 1: town you.
31:11
Speaker 2: Know what it said on the line Char mean burnt
31:14
Speaker 2: I don't want no burnt ass food it's in the name.
31:16
Speaker 1: You gotta catch the food trucks.
31:21
Speaker 2: Who's talking I don't know who's mouth was moving Food truck?
31:24
Speaker 2: You got a food truck? You got one?
31:27
Speaker 1: Are you a business owner? And that's where the good
31:31
Speaker 1: food is? Great food. Tell me one to hit. I'm
31:35
Speaker 1: in your city. Off. I'm sorry. That's where I'm at.
31:50
Speaker 1: That's what it sound like to me. Jerking off.
31:57
Speaker 2: He should have thought about that before he named his
31:58
Speaker 2: whole business the Jerking. Got to tell people where you are. Yeah,
32:02
Speaker 2: we all 42nd.
32:03
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. So Jerking all 42nd. Huh? Okay.
32:14
Speaker 2: But somebody over here was like, no, hell no.
32:16
Speaker 1: Don't go to Jerking. Where should I go? Whacking? The
32:21
Speaker 1: white guy with the hat to the back. You were
32:22
Speaker 1: the one that shook your head. What do you eat?
32:27
Speaker 1: Burger King? No, I want to eat beef. Juju's?
32:37
Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of people agree with that. Two slaves
32:39
Speaker 2: and a couple other people agree with that. That's a multi-generational.
32:45
Speaker 2: You nodded about the Juju's and she nodded about the Juju's.
32:49
Speaker 2: They got cherries in their food?
32:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, shut up. What kind of food is Juju's? Should
32:58
Speaker 1: I go for the fish or the chicken? All of them.
33:03
Speaker 1: The what? The Oxtail. They open late? How late they
33:07
Speaker 1: open over there at Juju? Somebody know Juju? Shoot or text. Juju.
33:12
Speaker 1: Late coming. Juju's a boy? It's a mother. So Juju's
33:18
Speaker 1: a woman.
33:22
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's named after the grandma but then the
33:24
Speaker 2: baby running the place. Somebody know him? Because somebody texted
33:28
Speaker 2: Tell him we hungry.
33:30
Speaker 1: You know him? Who know him? Who got his number?
33:33
Speaker 1: She f * * * ed him. Hold on. Can
33:34
Speaker 1: you text Juju? You're not f * * * ing him,
33:38
Speaker 1: but you do know him? She know Juju personally.
33:41
Speaker 2: Hey, sir, you don't got to hit him on Facebook. Sir,
33:44
Speaker 2: she already leaving him a message. You don't have to
33:46
Speaker 2: hit him. She's like, if you ever want this f
33:47
Speaker 2: * * * ing thing again, you better. Could you
33:50
Speaker 2: tell Juju I want something to eat?
33:53
Speaker 1: He open late? He open right now? When he close?
33:56
Speaker 1: When he close?
33:59
Speaker 2: Whenever I leave, y'all all want to go? Just to
34:03
Speaker 2: f * * * him up. We all go out
34:06
Speaker 2: there and stand in one long a * * line like,
34:08
Speaker 2: oh yeah! Put Cromartie at the back, it's the longest
34:13
Speaker 2: line I've ever seen in my goddamn life! I gotta
34:20
Speaker 2: get home to all my kids.
34:25
Speaker 1: I've been to the mountaintop.
34:26
Speaker 2: And We talk like Martin Luther King after he hit
34:34
Speaker 2: the block two times. You texting him? Let him know
34:39
Speaker 2: it's three of us going at the very minimum.
34:44
Speaker 1: Huh? Oh, the menu changes? That's my kind of spot.
34:51
Speaker 1: You know it's fresh. Pass the phone up. Don't just
34:54
Speaker 1: do that. Senor. Senor. Senor. Senor, why didn't you help us?
35:09
Speaker 1: This tonight? I see it. I see it. That must
35:14
Speaker 1: be your cousin. We're not going there. He's still talking
35:19
Speaker 1: about jerk king. Go to jerk king, man. He over do.
35:23
Speaker 1: Here you go. Here's me and you. He got jerk everything.
35:25
Speaker 1: Jerk bananas, jerk cherries. I know you like them cherries.
35:27
Speaker 1: Shut up. Oxtail ain't on tonight. But text him and
35:37
Speaker 1: tell him I want some oxtails tonight and see what
35:39
Speaker 1: he do. Because if they ain't tomorrow, he's just going
35:40
Speaker 1: to pull some out the marinade and get me right.
35:45
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's too many old
35:49
Speaker 1: just yelling out. I take it hard. I want to
35:53
Speaker 1: see y'all arguing. Both of y'all.
35:55
Speaker 2: Cromartie and him on the porch was like, it's not
35:58
Speaker 2: a sunny day. I seen a sunnier day than this.
36:00
Speaker 2: 1987 was the hottest day of my goddamn life. 1987
36:03
Speaker 2: wasn't even hot. My mama in 1987 was a hot
36:06
Speaker 2: ass goddamn year.
36:08
Speaker 1: You don't know nothing about no goddamn year, Cromartie. Yes,
36:10
Speaker 1: I do, Gerald. Gerald, tell me I don't know nothing
36:12
Speaker 1: about no goddamn year. Oh, do that one again. Nigga,
36:14
Speaker 1: don't you tell me I don't know nothing about no
36:16
Speaker 1: goddamn year. Fuck! And I know every year. Look at
36:19
Speaker 1: my hat.
36:19
Speaker 2: 19 left. I'm only, you know, wearing a year on this.
36:22
Speaker 2: Gonna tell me this ain't a hot goddamn year. This
36:25
Speaker 2: year ain't a hot goddamn year. Let me ask my niece.
36:28
Speaker 1: You was a slave.
36:29
Speaker 2: How hot was it on this day in 1931 when
36:34
Speaker 2: you was out there with that son of your goddamn back?
36:37
Speaker 2: You might not have been picking because you had all
36:38
Speaker 2: them goddamn kids. They had you in the house. You
36:40
Speaker 2: was in the hot box. Pregnant. You was pregnant. The
36:44
Speaker 2: goddamn baby. I want them two to argue.
36:49
Speaker 1: Come on, senor.
36:49
Speaker 2: I see you coming to get the phone. You got
36:53
Speaker 2: some long arms for a little body. Yeah, you in shape,
36:58
Speaker 2: but your arms too long for your body.
37:02
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. What is he, 82? How old are you? 61. Boy,
37:07
Speaker 1: you look good for 61, boy. That's a problem. A
37:12
Speaker 1: strong-ass grandpa... You know, whooped your new boyfriend's ass. Don't
37:18
Speaker 1: you bring your around here no more! That's your baby? Okay,
37:28
Speaker 1: and this your woman there? Outstanding, okay. Wait a minute.
37:35
Speaker 1: Wait a goddamn minute. I don't know a lot about biology,
37:39
Speaker 1: but sir, you... He buttered. He the same color as
37:44
Speaker 1: you buttered.
37:45
Speaker 2: And that's a white lady, and that baby right there
37:47
Speaker 2: the same color as me. Y'all might need to do 23andMe,
37:50
Speaker 2: figure out what the going on. After your mama, he
37:58
Speaker 2: said he'll never date a black woman. Okay, so your
38:01
Speaker 2: mama was black, and that's how you got the same
38:02
Speaker 2: color as me. And then she ran him up out
38:06
Speaker 2: of there. He been lifting weights ever since.
38:10
Speaker 1: She think I give a fuck. I don't give a
38:13
Speaker 1: fuck how old I am today. Lucille, so what are you?
38:18
Speaker 1: Are you Creole? Cherokee Indian. I have never met an
38:26
Speaker 1: old granddaddy Cherokee Indian before. Wow.
38:30
Speaker 2: You look like the pictures of my Uncle Sid in
38:32
Speaker 2: the pictures too. My daddy said we got Cherokee in
38:34
Speaker 2: our family.
38:35
Speaker 1: But your arms are not however old you are. Shut up. Pronto. Pronto.
38:48
Speaker 1: He's called Tonto.
38:51
Speaker 2: I swear to God, if we could just, before I
38:53
Speaker 2: leave town, can we film you and him.
38:55
Speaker 1: Arguing about literally any....
39:06
Speaker 2: Kermode sounds like he know a lot about stuff, but
39:08
Speaker 2: you just can't believe him. He can tell you that
39:12
Speaker 2: right there, you see that cloud right there?
39:15
Speaker 1: The way it's all stacked up like that, that's called
39:17
Speaker 1: a cumulonimbus cloud. He'd be like, is that your cumulo what?
39:23
Speaker 1: Cumulonimbus cloud. I learned that back when I was an
39:26
Speaker 1: undergrad at Tuskegee University.
39:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody took the test. I was late that day,
39:33
Speaker 2: so I didn't get burned. But everybody else got burned. Yeah,
39:37
Speaker 2: that's the cumulonimbus. There ain't no goddamn cumulonimbus. I know
39:43
Speaker 2: what a cumulonimbus is. I'm going to cumulo your ass, boy.
39:46
Speaker 2: I ain't no motherfucking cumulonimbus. That's how old men talk.
39:48
Speaker 1: Everything's your ass. Cromartie, what you do for fun? What?
40:02
Speaker 1: What do you do for fun, Cromartie? I'm a triathlete,
40:04
Speaker 1: and I play golf. You're a triathlete, and you play golf.
40:10
Speaker 1: Is golf in the tri of the athletes, or do
40:12
Speaker 1: you not consider that one a sport, so you label
40:14
Speaker 1: it separate? Triathlon is swim, bike, run. Oh, swim, bike, run.
40:18
Speaker 1: You can swim?
40:20
Speaker 2: You're not from a generation of black men that usually
40:22
Speaker 2: that's the thing.
40:25
Speaker 1: I swim because of segregation. That's what my dad said, too.
40:29
Speaker 1: He's like, I swim now because they didn't let me
40:31
Speaker 1: in the pool. Fuck them.
40:31
Speaker 2: They built an Olympic-sized swimming pool in my neighborhood to
40:34
Speaker 2: keep the black people.
40:35
Speaker 1: From going to the beach. They built an Olympic-sized pool
40:38
Speaker 1: in your neighborhood to keep them from going to the beach. Exactly.
40:41
Speaker 1: And my dad ran a swimming program, and so all
40:44
Speaker 1: the black people in Manhattan... Wait, this is a movie.
40:48
Speaker 1: This is a movie. Terrence was in this. All y'all
40:54
Speaker 1: get in the pool.
41:00
Speaker 2: Y'all got to be ready because when we get down
41:02
Speaker 2: to the meat, they going.
41:02
Speaker 1: To be staring. What was that called? Pride? Were you
41:08
Speaker 1: in that? I know you weren't in the movie, but
41:11
Speaker 1: were you one of the people that the movie was about? No.
41:21
Speaker 2: No, it was not before your time. It's actually perfect
41:24
Speaker 2: for what you just said. That's exactly what they were
41:27
Speaker 2: talking about. No, that's the exact time.
41:36
Speaker 1: You grew up in Florida? Probably was in like Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah.
41:48
Speaker 1: And they had a swimming program all my life, and
41:49
Speaker 1: then they had to desegregate me, and I was the
41:50
Speaker 1: first black lifeguard on the beach. You went down to
41:54
Speaker 1: the beach and was the first black lifeguard? This is
41:56
Speaker 1: actually a piece of history.
41:58
Speaker 2: So you were the first black lifeguard in what city?
42:00
Speaker 1: On Madison County Beach in Bravington, Florida. See how it's
42:04
Speaker 1: hard to believe? This is what I'm saying. Like, no
42:07
Speaker 1: matter what he say, be like, I don't know.
42:11
Speaker 2: I was down there in Manatee County, Brighamton, Florida. He
42:15
Speaker 2: said a bunch of shit. I've heard cities in Florida
42:17
Speaker 2: my whole life. I never heard Manatee County. I've never
42:20
Speaker 2: heard Brighamton, Florida. But I believe you.
42:23
Speaker 1: You've heard of Tropicana Orange Juice. It's made there. Tropicana
42:26
Speaker 1: Orange Juice is made where you're from. Ma'am, you don't
42:29
Speaker 1: have to clean up. It's okay. Hey.
42:31
Speaker 2: Ma'am. Ma'am.
42:33
Speaker 1: It's okay. Just leave it where it's at. We can
42:36
Speaker 1: hear that.
42:36
Speaker 2: I don't know why you start clacking all the bottles
42:38
Speaker 2: together out of nowhere. You don't have to do it.
42:46
Speaker 2: There's literally slaves here. You do not have to do that.
42:51
Speaker 2: Just get up and point at him. Don't do that, please. Otherwise,
42:57
Speaker 2: they're like, please don't tell this bitch to do that.
43:00
Speaker 2: You don't know her. She'll do it.
43:04
Speaker 1: You'll see an old man with sexy arms beating the
43:06
Speaker 1: shit out of him. Look at my form. See that?
43:12
Speaker 1: You see that goddamn tricep? Watch this. Watch when I
43:14
Speaker 1: hit the... Look at that goddamn... Yeah, yeah. No, look
43:17
Speaker 1: at the.
43:17
Speaker 2: Look at the tricep. Look, see, because she was out
43:19
Speaker 2: of line. Back in my day, they used to really
43:23
Speaker 2: be out of line. They used to say whatever the
43:25
Speaker 2: hell they wanted when I was young. Drinking that Tropicana
43:32
Speaker 2: orange juice. So they make Tropicana where you grew up. Why?
43:42
Speaker 2: Were you guys allowed to drink the juice? I'm just
43:46
Speaker 2: trying to determine how segregated it was. Were you allowed
43:48
Speaker 2: to have some of the juice? So the juice wasn't segregated.
43:55
Speaker 2: They want the money. He said, just the water, right.
43:59
Speaker 2: It's a whites-only fountain, but the juice, anybody can have.
44:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, black people.
44:07
Speaker 2: To pick the oranges? The oranges was black people jobs?
44:13
Speaker 2: Mexicans wasn't picking the oranges? Because that's how it is now.
44:16
Speaker 2: It's pretty much.
44:19
Speaker 2: That's how you get your arms real strong when you
44:21
Speaker 2: turn 72. Them orange picking arms. I know what the
44:27
Speaker 2: f * * * I'm talking about. That's why your
44:29
Speaker 2: arms so goddamn long. You pick the top orange on
44:31
Speaker 2: the top of the tree.
44:33
Speaker 1: My friend! I get it myself. La ranjo. Naranjo. Naranjo.
44:49
Speaker 1: What she say? What, Keela? What? Go. Go through the
44:57
Speaker 1: kitchen there. That's what I want to know.
45:02
Speaker 2: That make no sense to do all that and then
45:05
Speaker 2: act like we can't see you.
45:06
Speaker 1: You can get in there through the kitchen. No, she not. Look,
45:12
Speaker 1: you see her stop. Watch out. Oh, I'll do it.
45:14
Speaker 2: That white lady started sharpening a long knife.
45:22
Speaker 1: You ain't going to do a thing. I got 28
45:26
Speaker 1: kids with this old. I wish you would. Wow. So
45:37
Speaker 1: you were the first black lifeguard at the beach? Wait, what?
45:43
Speaker 2: Since 1968, there's not been another one? So not only
45:46
Speaker 2: are you the first, you're the only black lifeguard.
45:50
Speaker 1: What did you do? You let a couple white kids drown.
45:59
Speaker 1: You don't want to drown, go to the pool. They
46:05
Speaker 1: got a.
46:05
Speaker 2: Pool out there. You put me on the beach. Ain't
46:11
Speaker 2: no animals in the pool. There's animals in this walk.
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Speaker 2: Get hit up by a manatee.
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Speaker 1: I ain't like getting in the ocean. Them goddamn killer
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Speaker 1: whales thought I was a seal. I love this. This
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Speaker 1: is fantastic. This is a goddamn podcast. Go ahead, Cromartie.
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Speaker 1: The problem was what, Cromartie? Oh! So they desegregated the beach,
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Speaker 1: brought one black lifeguard in, and you start f *
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Speaker 1: * * ing all the white women, and now they
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Speaker 1: don't let no more s * * * into the water.
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Speaker 1: That's what I heard. Am I right? He been nodding.
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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. I put this electric eel on them.
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Speaker 1: They come around me.
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Speaker 2: I said, watch out, I'm the Coral now. You get miserable,
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Speaker 2: you about to find Nemo. You gonna find a free Willy,
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Speaker 2: watch out. You about to free Willy now. There he is.
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Speaker 2: Willy Earl, look. Yeah, that was my that jumped over
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Speaker 2: the little boy in the rocks. I threw my shit
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Speaker 2: out that water and let it jump over there.
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Speaker 1: Out to freedom. That is crazy.
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Speaker 2: So you have so much unauthorized sex on the beach
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Speaker 2: that they don't let no more black people save lives.
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Speaker 2: Wasn't nobody complaining? That is crazy. Send your daughter for
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Speaker 2: a happy little beach day. She gets 68 was a
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Speaker 2: long time ago. He's trying to separate it from now
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Speaker 2: with his wife. He's like, that was a long time ago.
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Speaker 2: I haven't even eaten an orange in two years. I
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Speaker 2: told y'all, the 60s was a different time. When I
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Speaker 2: said it, a few people was like, it was. Other
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Speaker 2: people was like, what are you talking about? But now
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Speaker 2: you see, 1968, you want some, all you gotta do is.
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Speaker 1: Go to the beach, ladies. Just go down to the beach,
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Speaker 1: wade in the shallows, get out, lifeguard, just fake drown.
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Speaker 1: We got a resuscitator. I'm about to give him some DPR.
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Speaker 1: It's CPR.
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Speaker 2: Get your out of mouth. No, it's DPR. It's called
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Speaker 2: a lifeguard. That's life.
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Speaker 1: I feel like his mouth does that after he talk.
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Speaker 1: He ain't gonna tell me. Well, thank you for sharing
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Speaker 1: that piece of history with me. man.
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Speaker 2: I keep calling you Kumar, but what was your first name?
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Speaker 2: That way, if I'm ever on Jeopardy, and they're like.
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Speaker 1: The Daily Double.
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Speaker 2: This is a very obscure question that no one should
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Speaker 2: know the answer to. You can win the entire game
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Speaker 2: right now. You've gotten every other question wrong, Nate Jackson,
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Speaker 2: but This one, you can win it all for $ 43 trillion.
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Speaker 1: Come on, what you got? Who was the only.
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Speaker 2: Black lifeguard to work in Binghamton County?
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Speaker 1: Cotena Beach, Florida. I'm like, pow! Who was that for money?
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Speaker 2: I'm Lay Jackson, I gotta go pee.