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Hoppe 101! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.30.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Here's a segment I'm excited about.
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  I worked very hard on this. First of all, I was
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  gone for eight days. And I hired a woman off
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  of Road Redactor to babysit Luna. And this is
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  what it sounded like when I came in. back in
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  the house after eight days. Over and over. So
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  I dedicate this bit to her. Give me the song.
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  Eight long days gone, now she partin' on the
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  chair. Full roll, half full, tore my son to the
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  couch. She flicked that Dell once like, boy,
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  what is this about? She hopped on the counter,
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  now her feet's to the floor. Then she hit him
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  with a look he never got before. That's a warning
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  sign. You crossed the line. Luna mad, Luna mad.
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  Eight days gone, now she actin' mad. Luna mad,
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  Luna mad. That treat, she still acting bad I'll
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  be out in the back, but the house felt cold No
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  soft fur by the door, no fur on his coat He said,
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  girl, she blinked slow, real mean And she sat
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  by the door like the queen of the scene He sat
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  down in the back, she sniffed his toe He sounded
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  me out, had no hope at all That's what I'm gonna
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  say You crossed the line, loonin' mad, loonin'
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  mad Hey, that's garbage Give her that. AI side.
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  I made a hip -hop beat using her meow. Isn't
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  that trippy? I made this in four seconds. Oh,
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  man. My cat was so mad at me. Gone for eight
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  days. This is a trippy show, isn't it? You're
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  not getting this on any other radio show. You're
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  catching alleged cheaters. Talk about my cat.
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  So I came home and she was immediately in my
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  eye on Sunday. Last night, it was like she was
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  my daughter. She cut me up all night. And I was
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  like, how can I decline your cuteness? How can
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  I decline your cuddles? Even though it's like
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  4 .30 in the morning. It's crazy how close I
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  am to her. She's literally my room. I thought
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  about Clownier. Then I'm like, it's not going
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  to be the same lineup. I mean, listen to this.
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  I have an uncle that's allergic to cats, and
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  I'm sure he's getting a breakout just hearing
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  this segment. Mm -hmm. And if you're a girl and
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  you're over at my apartment and my cat doesn't
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  like you, that says a lot about you. She can
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  read things like a book. Funny, I was texting
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  my aunt this morning. I was like, Luna was really
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  hyper last night. And my aunt was like, two peas
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  in a pod. The lady on the rubber side did a good
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  job of feeding her. I was very grateful. But
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  it was just one of those things. It was like,
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  man, you got this stranger feeding her. When
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  I came home, she was in the corner. And she was
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  running around the house like, fuck you, where
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  you been? And all of a sudden, she started cuddling.
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  I posted some pictures at Ryan Happy Radio. I'm
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  probably going to take a break on taking pictures.
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  I took so many the last few days. Mm -hmm. What
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  a cutie pie she is, though. I feel like this
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  is something you're never going to forget. Ryan
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  Hoppy's syndicated radio show where he plays
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  a hip -hop EDM beat of his cat meowing angrily
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  at him. You ain't getting this on the Joe Show
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  or Kelton. We're out! prosecutor is headed to
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  jail for stabbing a man following a car crash
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  back in 2023. Yeah, this loser, I don't know
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  what he's doing. This is why I used to have road
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  rage and I used to honk at people. I don't know,
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  maybe an occasional flicking off, but it's not
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  worth it because you don't know what's going
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  on in these people's brains. Those good Florida
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  men, they drive crazy. Patrick Scruggs can be
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  seen on video using a pocket knife, you see it
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  there, to slash at a driver who had a medical
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  emergency. Yeah, this dude just looks like a
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  loser. And the fact that he's a former federal
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  prosecutor shows that he's a power -hungry sociopathic
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  loser. Mm -hmm. He crashed into his car. Little
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  man syndrome. Penalty is Ryan Arbogast is live
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  at the Howard Franklin Bridge tonight after Scruggs
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  learned his fate. Ryan. That's so weird. They
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  have the reporter parked on the side of the road
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  at the Howard Franklin. Jen, Scruggs could have
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  faced life in prison, but instead he'll be out
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  of jail before the summer is over. I don't like
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  that, man. It's probably because he's a former
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  prosecutor and people knew him. If I did that,
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  can you imagine? Brian Hoppy, former whipping
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  boy for Shark Talk Radio, literally stabbed somebody.
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  How did he get, like, five years? This is why
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  Florida can be a joke sometimes. I love Florida.
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  When I went up north, I realized how much I loved
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  it here. But we protect our own down here. Jeffrey
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  Knight, Patrick Scruggs, Mike Galatas. It's sad.
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  That plea deal, 90 days in jail, five years probation,
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  and $100 ,000 in restitution. The judge says
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  it was generous. Saying it's generous is an understatement.
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  That was a gift. At least five years? You know
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  what? I never want to hear people go, why does
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  Florida have problems? Why does America have
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  problems? And each and every day I'm preaching
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  to you that the elite get away with things. And
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  it's our biggest problem. I think a dose of humility
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  is something you really need. Almost a dozen
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  times. I had to call my wife and tell her that
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  I'm not coming home to my children because I'm
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  bleeding out in my car. Oh, but 90 days, whatever.
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  You know he'll get out earlier. Like, surface
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  on the sand, talking to the man. He just looks
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  like a sociopath. You know, he probably had Kelton
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  in the car. I love Kelton's ears. That nearly
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  killed him. I just took the use of my left arm
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  for about 20 months. I couldn't even hold a coffee
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  cup up. This husband and father passed out behind
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  the wheel of his car. And he held up traffic.
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  The Howard Franklin Bridge back in 2023 causing
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  a pileup. You know what? I don't want to hear
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  anymore. Patrick Scruggs, you may be well connected.
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  And you may be the man as a former federal prosecutor.
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  But in my book, you're a loser. And you'll always
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  be one. Nothing more and nothing less. than a
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  loser. L -O -S. Yarn. Oh yeah, you guys ready
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  to get this party going? I guess I am. Better
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  late than never, right? And now, back to the
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
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  .7. A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome
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  to Hoppy Hour. You know what you like. Door is
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're
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  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's over. Okay, we're here. All right.
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  The Seaman was so big. And now for something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour. Starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. We'll be right back. I got it! Talk
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  sex, talk dating, talk scandal. Celebrity mess
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  all over the channel. I got it. But tonight,
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  little bro, it's about you. What? The traps out
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  here that you run into. She only hits your line
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  when the cameras flash. Only come around when
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  you up in. Oh, yeah. Time for Hobby 101. Where
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  I teach men, and I guess women too, how to look
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  out for car chasers in the dating room. She call
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  it brand. You and your family. Mm -hmm. 8 -5
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  -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7
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  -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4
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  -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3
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  Still in your corner back at the start. Second
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  rule, check what she brag on. Is it you as a
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  man or the bag on? If every pic got a tag in
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  the frame, she's trying to turn your face to
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  a campaign. Third and real, don't beg, don't
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  chase. You the prize, better act like it's true.
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  I have the prize in my own mind. Respect your
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  time. I'm not just online. And if you lonely,
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  don't lower that bar. Better ride solo than crash
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  before a star. I be steady and I ain't biting
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  my tongue. Learn this now so you don't die. This
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  is how we 101. Yeah, listen up. We gonna teach
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  you how to spot. Isn't AI freaking scary? She
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  only wants your name. That's enough. I made this
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  song randomly. I mean, I told her what to do,
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  but I made it in 10 seconds. 101. Happy hour.
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  For the boys that was raised off crumbs. Level
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  up your words. Get your hands up strong. Stand
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  tall. Think smart. Now the show goes on. Yeah.
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  You tuned in to happy hour. Hell yeah. We're
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  running happy. St. Pete to the clinic. Speak
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  his mind, he save your time. And St. Paul, Minnesota.
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  Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, we got so much I want
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  to teach you guys today. Got a whole topic written
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  down. All 15 of them. Let's get into it. This
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  goes with both genders. If you're way too available,
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  I'm not saying to ghost a person and ignore them.
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  But if you're way too available, then it goes
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  off the attraction. If you're always available,
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  you're going to have nothing to talk about. Isn't
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  it nice when you catch up with your significant
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  other? Because I don't care what gender you date.
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  As long as it's not a kid or an animal. You know
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  when you catch up with that person and you're
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  like, oh, I didn't know this and this? If you
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  were talking every day, you know. You'd get sick
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  of them. You would know everything. There is
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  one sign to know. If a girl likes you or whatever
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  gender you are, how often did it hit you up?
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  Oh, man. Do they hit you up on Saturday night
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  when they want you to come over and bang on the
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  house? Or do they hit you up like, hey, how was
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  your day? A girl that says, hey, how was your
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  day? Is a lot more, I don't know if the word
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  is, wifey material than a girl that's got a roster
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  of seven dudes and you're fifth in line. Yeah,
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  they're what you call hit it and quit it. Long
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  term, what's that going to be? A messy situation
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  shift. That's all it has. This is something I
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  really am trying to work on. Even though my whole
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  life has been on the radio since I was 21. Why
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  do you tell a woman so much up front? It kind
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  of kills the mystery. Because then they know,
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  all right. About you You don't want that The
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  problem is My whole life is online Nothing's
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  mysterious It's all there You know when You need
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  to text It's after they text you Women have a
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  whole platter of men they can get. Anything they
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  want. Us guys, if you keep hitting them up, you'll
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  be like, oh my God, I'm his life. I don't want
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  to date someone where I'm his life. Break up!
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  What do you realize? It was really never yours.
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  It was just your turn. You know what I mean,
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  Jelly Bean? You know that feeling where you're
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  like, oh my God, I love the idea of you, but
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  you never existed. Isn't that the worst? You
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  feel it? You want to know the perfect way to
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  know if... How am I going to say this? I'm trying
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  to figure out how to word this. You want to know
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  how to get multiple women to hit you up? Start
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  being exclusive with a woman. Because women like
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  what they can't get. If you're so obtainable
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  and all these ready to bang them, They get sick
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  of you. But if you're not constantly around all
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  the time, and then they see you're happy with
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  someone else, they're like, I want some of that
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  happiness and some of that dick. Just being real.
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  I know that's a controversial opinion, but I'm
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  a controversial guy. Oh, yeah. I was already
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  saying that. You know what I mean? 8 -5 -6. 49
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  -0. What do we have here? Guys, when you start
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  day -in -the -woman, you got to really look at
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  the red flags and the green flags. And you got
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  to be honest with yourself. Because if she's
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  fun and bad, but has a lot of red flags, At some
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  point, you'll stop having sex in bed. And then
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  it'll just be the red flags. Mm -hmm. Awesome.
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  If a woman is constantly busting your balls,
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  there's two types of busting balls. The good
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  kind. No, what I'm saying is this. If a girl's
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  like, oh my God. in Minnesota. When she visited
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  Florida two years ago, I left a t -shirt at her
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  Airbnb. Went to Sierra, Minnesota last week.
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  I left a t -shirt there. And she goes, you did
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  it again. That's good ball busting. When a sociopathic
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  ex says something about your career or whatever.
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  That was cool. That's bad ball busting. That's
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  not what you want, dude. You don't want a woman
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  telling you all your dreams are not obtainable
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  because all they've done is sleep around. And
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  I mean that in the rudest way possible. No, you're
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  probably thinking, no, in the absolute worst
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  way. And gentlemen out there, if you're dating
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  a Latina girl, Be prepared to meet all their
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  judgmental titties. No, I didn't say titties.
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  I said titties as in their aunt. There are two
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  things you need the approval of. Enough of that.
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  You need the approval of the family, obviously.
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  Even some of the family just might not like you
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  or whatever. You know what you really need? You
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  really need the approval of the group. If you
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  don't have the approval of the group chat, you're
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  screwed. Because the group chat is where all
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  the discussions go. Let's say it's a group chat
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  of 20 women. It's a lot of estrogen. I mean like
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  a lot. With the group chat... If you can get
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  about 16 or 20 of them to like you, that's a
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  B. Man, if you only got seven or eight of them
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  on your side, you're screwed. And realize that
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  both sides are the prizes. But sometimes when
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  a man gets hurt, all his bros will bump him up.
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  Oh, yeah, you're the prize. A little narcissistic,
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  I might say. Even though I have a prize. Where
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  do I go from here? You gotta figure out. The
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  difference between love, lust, or loneliness.
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  If you're a little girl, now listen, if you're
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  out at Denny's and you got a hot ass waitress
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  and her boobs are about to pop out, maybe it's
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  one of the Perkins waitresses that Tiger Woods
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  had sex with. That's one thing. But it's natural
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  for a guy to look. But if you're constantly in
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  public, let's say you're working out with your
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  girl at a gym or whatever, and you have a wandering
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  eye, that wandering eye means you're not that
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  into them. When I was in the prime of my relationships,
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  yeah, I would find other women hot. But the moment
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  my last relationship was about to end, there
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  was this hot, This is a true story. And I started
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  addressing her in my mind. And I never do that.
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  And anybody that's offended, you do the same
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  thing. Shut up. But you know what happened? I
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  got broken up. We broke up a month later. And
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  I never do that. That is a sign from the universe.
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  Again, if you're on St. Pete Beach and there's
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  a lot of snow bunnies in their Tylo outfit, of
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  course you're going to glance for a second. But
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  if you're sitting there with your girl and you're
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  thinking about plowing them, that ain't it, dog.
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  Yo! to notice too that toxic people will mistake
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  boundaries for attitude I don't feel ready to
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  tell you that yet oh you're being a bitch nope
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  you don't have to know everything right away
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  again will you listen to me my cat's looking
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  at me weird it's all about being mysterious Because
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  all the things you say are probably going in
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  the group chat. And the group chat is not what
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  you want to piss off. Frankly, we need to have
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  like a bunch of millennial and Gen Z and millennial
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  and I don't know, Gen Alpha is underage. But
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  all the group chats to run the world. Especially
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  when there's women in it. It's frightening. If
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  you don't have the approval of the group, You
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  are absolutely positively screwed. And I can't
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  specify that enough. If the group chat is not
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  on your side or whatnot, it's a terrifying thing.
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  It's no good. Forget about an Alfred Hitchcock
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  movie. You should see my face when I'm squinting
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  when I'm doing it. I'm making my sex face when
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  I'm potting up and down the board. The group
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  chat can either define your relationship positively
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  or negatively. I'm stunned as hell and tripping
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  out. My back. What's the address of the Joe show
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  again? I'm kidding. They're too busy copying
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  the prank calls. Her dad does eight, five, six,
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  49. Happy to take five, six, four, nine, four,
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  six, seven, seven, three. Oh, so today it is
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  time for the controversial segment known as smudge.
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  Did you? Oh, we have a lot on our plate. It is
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  smirch. I love these preachers out there that
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  claim they're humble but then chase status on
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  social media. I don't think God would approve
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  of that. It also says in the Bible, judge not.
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  Followed by constant judging about people's sexuality.
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  If that's not hypocritical, I don't know what
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  is. They'll say, oh, being greedy is so sinful.
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  And then we'll ask for your money. And worship
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  money. Do you see where I'm coming from? here
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  or I'll say we preach forgiveness but dad hold
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  grudges man fuck dad or love thy neighbor unless
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  the neighbor's gay another color not saying at
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  all religious people Just the racist, stupid
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  mega that used it as a crutch to be an asswipe.
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  The same people that use religion for peace while
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  fueling division. Just like the orange mutant
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  in Office. I love this one. Thanks, Chad GBT.
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  Demanding moral purity while cheating on their
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  wives and having scandals. That ain't it, dog.
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  If that's not the definition of hypocritical,
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  I don't know what is. Drives me nuts. Or you
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  got the deadbeat dads. I see their kids once
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  a weekend and barely FaceTime them. But they
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  go to church and claim they're family men. That
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  ain't it, dawg. Or they'll say, faith is about
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  helping out the poor people. But then when it's
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  time to help out the poor people, they're like,
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  nah, I don't want to bother. another Maserati.
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  I'm Kenneth Copeland, that scumbag preacher.
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  Or I'm Joel Holstein. I ain't letting you into
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  my church. Or you always hear them say whenever
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  someone dies or someone gets cancer or someone
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  suffers, oh, it's God's plan. God planned that
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  for me. And then you know what happens? hits
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  them, then they're freaking out. Or the priests
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  that go, you don't need material items. Materialism's
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  bad. And what do they do? They build empires
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  and cheat on their wives. Again, this is not
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  every religious person, just the people that
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  do it. of religion. I wish I was religious. I
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  just think it's fiction. I think what it was
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  like before you died or before you were born
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  is what it's like when you die. Nothing. An eternity
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  of nothing. My whole family's all religious and
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  they're like, what are you talking about in your
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  podcast? One of my family members says I need
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  to go to confession. Oh, I would have a CVS receipt
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  of everything I need to confess. All right. That
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  was smudge. We all had a good time, didn't we?
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  Maybe. I don't know. If you didn't, I don't really
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  care. Anyway, we're going to come back at happy
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  hour and keep this party going. Yeah. Poppy Hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
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  is poop. And we'll call it a day. The seaman
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  was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel
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  like listening to this next song, you can skip
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  over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Poppy Hour takes pride
• 33:14
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Be
• 33:55
  yourself with me, no need for front -ended suckin'
• 33:57
  in your stomach No need to suck in your stomach,
• 33:59
  knowin' them but you can't breathe Loosen up
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  just a little bit, I know what you need to deal
• 34:04
  with When you need to, somebody breathe This
• 34:25
  is Toads! We'll be right back. Take it out. Make
• 36:07
  it wiggle when you out. Neighbors gonna pout
• 36:09
  a lot. Cause I'm about to break you out. Got
• 36:11
  kids, knock them out. Oh, yeah. You know, she
• 37:14
  puts out her. I love you, Mrs. Jones. Anyway.
• 37:24
  My poor family listens to this. I'm sorry. I
• 37:29
  know they say I'm not, but I'm definitely the
• 37:31
  black sheep of the family. It's fine. I'm okay
• 37:34
  with it. I accept it. Whatever. Door is closing.
• 38:13
  Me, Ryan, Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Fucking
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  play! I'm recording from home. Hey, this is Eric
• 38:34
  Zane. Shut up! You're like, who? He's not supposed
• 38:36
  to play. Yeah, I know. Whatever. Anyway, you're
• 38:38
  listening to Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. This motherfucker
• 38:42
  is resilient as shit. I tried! Everybody tries
• 38:45
  to rub Ryan's fucking face in dog shit. Whatever.
• 38:49
  Can this play? Why is the sweeper not playing?
• 38:54
  Ah! Manny! Manny! I gotta do it this way. You're
• 39:01
  driving me nuts. This is a sweeper to go back
• 39:03
  to break. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Got
• 39:08
  it. stations are tuning in too. Mm -hmm. Happy
• 39:22
  now. Whee! This is the theme of happy hour. The
• 39:38
  theme of happy hour. Oh, wow. Mm -hmm. I don't
• 39:47
  fly All right, all right. What's going on with
• 40:51
  Instagram? Ray J said he slept with 12 ,000 women.
• 40:58
  Oh, that sounds healthy. He ain't a walking STD
• 41:02
  or anything. Oh, this is annoying. These kiss
• 41:07
  -ass, psycho -fan, parasocial, mega -nostalian
• 41:10
  fans are trying to place a curse on Klay Thompson.
• 41:14
  You're a loser! Broke. Klay's a joke. You're
• 41:20
  probably sucking bad, aren't you? Klay lost the
• 41:22
  game. Klay has no fame. Oh, yeah, Tully didn't
• 41:26
  win four friggin' championships. He got to, like,
• 41:29
  six finals. and is top 70 or should have been
• 41:31
  top 75 of all time. Yeah, just because you don't
• 41:34
  watch basketball. Don't I mean Deadly Squad,
• 41:36
  honey? Klay has no goals. Klay has no goals.
• 41:40
  He has no goals? He went to Dallas to win a championship,
• 41:44
  you dummy. Shut your ass. Go clean your kid's
• 41:50
  diaper. Klay has to cough. He can't find a hole.
• 41:54
  Klay wants to shoot. He can't find the ball.
• 41:58
  That's kind of true. Megan is joyful. Megan is
• 42:02
  free. She's a bust out. And a career side chick.
• 42:08
  Megan is outside twerking on one knee. Megan
• 42:13
  wears a wave, but she's not that pretty. Megan
• 42:16
  is happy. No, she's not. She's a bitch. Megan
• 42:19
  is rich. Okay, so is Clay Thompson. Dude's got
• 42:22
  like nine figures in his bank account. Shut up.
• 42:25
  Megan has met another man who's not a bitch.
• 42:28
  All right. Megan, this is me, your spiritual
• 42:30
  advisor. Oh, yeah. She totally knows who you
• 42:33
  are, honey. I'm sure you're totally in her top
• 42:36
  nine on the text messages. If I can even number,
• 42:39
  Clay's going bald tonight. All right. As if that's
• 42:42
  a bad thing. You'd be lucky to have sex with
• 42:45
  a bald guy. You ain't that attractive, honey.
• 42:47
  Shut up. All right. Jay -Z opens up about the...
• 42:51
  That was weird. Stop. Take two. Jay -Z opens
• 42:58
  up about the future of rap music. It's coming.
• 43:01
  Artists, they were trying to recreate something
• 43:03
  that was already done. But they're not connected
• 43:06
  to it like that. Got it. They're not living it
• 43:09
  and breathing it. They were fighting against
• 43:10
  gravity. I fight against gravity with my height.
• 43:15
  Telling their story. We needed that other side.
• 43:18
  We needed to hear about what happens when you
• 43:21
  have four successful albums. All right, there
• 43:24
  you go. He is an ugly dude. But quite the rapper.
• 43:28
  So I'll give him that, okay? Ah, this is bad
• 43:32
  news for Bo Shiesty. Mm -hmm. His lawyer quit.
• 43:41
  So they took his money and I just laughed! The
• 44:05
  government having explaining to do? No way! I
• 44:13
  didn't know the government's corrupt! I'm Sherry.
• 44:25
  Totally. Yeah. And David, who's also a fantastic
• 44:29
  lawyer. Both from Dallas. All right. Here we
• 44:32
  go. Ah, you know, Bill Shicey regrets it. Here's
• 44:39
  Joe Madonna. Who used to be on The View. Says
• 44:45
  women will use sex as a weapon. Is being used
• 44:48
  as a weapon? Are we ready? Really peeping out
• 44:50
  the word sex. I'll say it for you. Sex, sex,
• 44:53
  sex. Jesus Christ. Is being used as a weapon
• 44:58
  by a lot of women in a bad way. And that's why
• 45:01
  this conversation is coming out. Oh yeah. It's
• 45:05
  definitely coming. Duty. I don't like that word
• 45:07
  duty. But women should want to sleep with their
• 45:09
  husbands. And if they don't, they need to be
• 45:12
  able to like. If you're not banging the person
• 45:14
  you're dating, you're just roommates. And you
• 45:17
  don't have the credibility to pull the plug.
• 45:20
  Sit and express why, and that needs to be fixed.
• 45:23
  All right, whatever. It's not like you're bitching
• 45:26
  at me. You're like my ex. Shut up. Oh, jeez.
• 45:31
  Cameron on It Is What It Is. The podcast talks
• 45:35
  about the negative comments about what he said
• 45:37
  about Megan Thee Stallion. I love Cameron. Especially
• 45:42
  his song, Suck It or Not, which the clean version
• 45:45
  is Touching or Not. But I would prefer a woman
• 45:48
  suck it. I've been saying this for years. I've
• 45:54
  seen some series talking about Meg DeSalle yesterday.
• 45:57
  Now you're going to say I'm hating it. Everybody
• 45:59
  thinks it's someone ahead. What they don't want
• 46:02
  to hear. Mace is hilarious. He's like half religious,
• 46:06
  half feminist. He goes, mm -hmm. No, he's talking
• 46:10
  about Clayton. I think he's be like, yo, Clay
• 46:12
  Thompson's fumble mega stallion. And then we
• 46:15
  got to sit here and be careful with our words.
• 46:19
  So that niggas don't feel something. You rap
• 46:23
  about being a hoe. I love it is what it is. Quite
• 46:48
  the podcast. All right, so let's just have the
• 46:59
  conversation. There we go. That's what I came
• 47:01
  for. The name of our song is called Wet Ass Pussy.
• 47:06
  Wet Ass Pussy, right? Then she promotes having
• 47:11
  wet ass pussy and fucks mad other rappers. Hell
• 47:15
  yeah! As they say in the Chicago suburbs, she's
• 47:18
  a bust down! Then you get with a nigga, he don't
• 47:21
  want to be monogamous, and he fumbles. What's
• 47:25
  the thinking? I don't know the thinking. She
• 47:29
  said he's supposed to settle down. But let's
• 47:32
  just say you're Klay Thompson, right? And you'd
• 47:34
  be like, you know this is Karen defending and
• 47:37
  cheating. Yo, little nigga from Toronto had it
• 47:43
  too. I didn't want to say that. Oh, yeah. You
• 47:46
  know I'm making a stallion daughter thing. You
• 47:49
  got one guy in front, one guy in the back. I
• 48:00
  love it is what it is. Yes, it is what it is.
• 48:05
  Did he deny his allegations that he jade off
• 48:07
  into one of the notorious B .I .G. shirts? That
• 48:10
  sounds like something he would do. Larissa Pippen
• 48:13
  wants to be on The Bachelorette, but she's got
• 48:15
  no other talent. And that's just the truth. Here
• 48:20
  it slips up. who's really slim, I don't know
• 48:24
  if he's a thug, reacting to breakups. Nah, we
• 48:27
  good. We good. Y 'all can stop that. We ain't
• 48:31
  starting that today. I hate to see that. What?
• 48:33
  I hate to see that. Got it. I'm not never rude
• 48:37
  for that. But that's why, you know, that's why
• 48:41
  I can't be in that situation because if you...
• 48:44
  Megan really messed up by going public because
• 48:47
  she's a nine and a narcissistic moron. Mm -hmm.
• 48:53
  You get in a situation like that, look what happens
• 48:56
  when it don't work out. There you go. Some wise
• 49:00
  words from young, not young thug, slim thug.
• 49:05
  A Taco Bell employer in Florida shot at three
• 49:09
  female customers after they used a water cup
• 49:11
  with soda. The funny part is... Because of the
• 49:14
  algorithm being so sensitive. They put an asterisk
• 49:18
  where the O is supposed to be for shot. I thought
• 49:21
  it said Florida Taco Bell worker shit. I was
• 49:25
  like, that's what you do after. But no, he shot
• 49:27
  at him. But I thought it was shit. I was like,
• 49:30
  oh my God, that's quite the crime. Let me take
• 49:33
  a dump in front of you. Here's a woman refusing
• 49:37
  Adrian Broner and he does not like that. That's
• 49:41
  crazy. He looks like a slime. He's definitely
• 49:47
  somebody you don't want at the barbecue. Not
• 49:50
  at all. She kisses the camera and then he freaks
• 49:58
  out. Loser. You got no game. Good dish. Andrew
• 50:07
  Tate called Guy Fieri a bitch and an N -word.
• 50:12
  What a moron. Here's more info. Honor AJ saying
• 50:20
  that he slept with 12 ,000 women. Man, he makes
• 50:25
  me feel like not such a slut. Also, while that
• 50:28
  loads, the He -Man creator died at 91. Thank
• 50:32
  you, sir. D4 VD David wants to get a haircut
• 50:36
  and wear new clothes to court. Because you're
• 50:38
  a vapid murdering loser. That's why. Bill Maher
• 50:44
  says he's a victim of soft canceling. No, you're
• 50:47
  just not funny. There's nothing funny about you.
• 50:50
  You're a douche. I'm Bill Maher. My opinion matters.
• 50:55
  Shut up. You're another stupid boomer. 15 years
• 50:59
  left on this planet. Enjoy it and shut up. Here
• 51:04
  is Ray J on 12, not 12, so on 12 ,500 women.
• 51:10
  Sorry. So we did a celebration. Movie trap. Got
• 51:16
  it. Celebrated my 10 ,000. I had about 400 or
• 51:20
  500 girls that I came through. Well, they're
• 51:24
  coming. It was a massive. You're talking about.
• 51:28
  Different partners. 10 ,000. I think a little
• 51:32
  bit more now. Different partners. What you mean?
• 51:34
  Like, this could go forward. So essentially,
• 51:38
  Ray J's a working STD. How many times you've
• 51:42
  had this? No, no, no. These are 10 ,000 different
• 51:45
  people. People. You know what he said? He didn't
• 51:48
  say women. Like, my body count has all been women.
• 51:53
  He's had people. Mm -hmm. It's at like 12 .5
• 51:58
  now, but I wanted to get to like 11, so I was
• 52:03
  guaranteed 10. Okay. I didn't want to be at 9.
• 52:06
  It is what it is. 9 ,000, and I wanted to be
• 52:10
  at 11, and then I said, okay, we went to 10.
• 52:13
  Okay. It reaches a point when your body count
• 52:16
  gets so high, you just feel like a slut. I wanted
• 52:21
  to make sure I was born. Do you know what the
• 52:22
  average is? What the average what? Like. You're
• 52:26
  45 now. Okay. I can only f*** a thousand more
• 52:30
  b****es. I can't do anymore. I'm sure Brandy's
• 52:35
  proud to be your sister. Brooke Shields has not
• 52:42
  seen the new Michael Jackson movie yet. Whatever.
• 52:45
  She's a hot piece of a**hole. Oh, and this is
• 52:46
  great. Everything about Sidney Sweeney is cute.
• 52:51
  Even when she passes gas. That's her farting
• 53:06
  on the set. I bet they smell like eggs. Probably
• 53:10
  not good. It's not what you want. What do I got
• 53:15
  here? I got to save some of the news for tomorrow.
• 53:17
  But we have a new signature segment called Side
• 53:20
  Check News. Someone texted me. Let me get into
• 53:28
  this. Before we get into Side Check News. So
• 53:32
  I got into a car crash where I was on my cell
• 53:34
  phone. fault. I take blame. I had two cars, so
• 53:39
  I got to have an SR22 until the end of the year.
• 53:43
  This happened in 2023. October 13th, 2023, because
• 53:47
  I told Geico it fucking 40 times. So I was trying
• 53:51
  to save money. So I joined a car insurance called
• 53:54
  Bristol West. Listen to me. If you guys have
• 53:57
  any moments where you're thinking, hey, maybe
• 54:01
  I should try Bristol West. So I canceled the
• 54:04
  insurance, right? And I get a confirmation letter.
• 54:09
  And then they charge me 650 bucks. So I call
• 54:14
  them. And they go, sir, you never canceled, even
• 54:17
  though I had a cancellation letter. And I just
• 54:20
  got a text saying that my bill is due May 5th.
• 54:23
  Hey, Bristol West, go fuck yourself. You douche.
• 54:30
  Even though you're a company, not a person. Fuck
• 54:32
  you. You're the worst. Oh, it makes me mad. The
• 54:38
  lady was gaslighting me today. I'll admit, I
• 54:41
  yelled a little bit. I was getting mad. She's
• 54:43
  a hag. What does she know? Sir, I don't know
• 54:48
  what to do. Mm -hmm. I know you don't know what
• 54:51
  to do. You're stupid. You work at Bristol West.
• 54:55
  Sidekick news. We talking message today. We expose,
• 55:55
  we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
• 55:57
  cruise. Side check news. Whole world tunes to
• 56:01
  the truth. You can hide from your man, can't
• 56:03
  hide from this booze. Side check news. Moonlight
• 56:08
  flashing. Who you trying to text? Got a ring
• 56:11
  on your hand, still shopping for the news. Freedom
• 56:31
  with the Christina is in the Delta Sky Club.
• 57:22
  Wearing her wedding ring. So I officially don't
• 57:26
  feel bad for her. She encourages it. What other
• 57:55
  show has a side chick called Side Chick News?
• 57:58
  Joseph Carballo is too busy copying his daddy's
• 58:01
  fake show. Me, I don't care. All right. What
• 58:12
  the hell is going on with this side chick? She's
• 58:17
  a bust down, and I think she's close to breaking
• 58:19
  up because we have not seen her boyfriend recently.
• 58:23
  Yo! Happy Hot Topic! I did a thing I didn't want
• 58:27
  to show where YouTube's muted. Funk that, Ryan!
• 58:31
  Fans are feeling nostalgic over Ariana Grande's
• 58:34
  new hairdo. The singer shared this selfie. She
• 58:37
  looks like a side chick, because she has one!
• 58:39
  See on Instagram, with her long brown hair pulled
• 58:41
  back into a tight ponytail. In one photo, she
• 58:44
  posed in a long -sleeved, black leotard and tight.
• 58:47
  Alright, so she's looking hot, whatever. talk
• 58:53
  about Joy Taylor she's annoying Joy Taylor was
• 59:00
  a side chick at Fox Sports 1 and got fired for
• 59:04
  it but because every guy in the media wants to
• 59:07
  plow her no one questions her on it and she said
• 59:12
  that people should just not cheat you were a
• 59:15
  product of cheating honey you literally were
• 59:19
  banging people that were in relationships Shut
• 59:22
  up! Meg the Stallion has ended her relationship
• 59:26
  with Klay Thompson, which absolutely swept the
• 59:29
  internet. Yeah, you know, like how you got your...
• 59:31
  So, here's my overall philosophy. What an annoying
• 59:37
  voice when she's not on TV. Learned life motto
• 59:39
  is don't be a side chick! And standpoint on cheating.
• 59:48
  Don't. Alright. She learned lesson costed her
• 59:53
  her career. Now she's doing an Andrew Tate type
• 59:56
  podcast. He zooms in on her face. You know, that
• 1:00:02
  face has been painted like a Picasso. If I wanted
• 1:00:05
  to have sex in the next five to ten minutes,
• 1:00:07
  I think people assume that because I am a professional
• 1:00:12
  that I won't smack you right in your fucking
• 1:00:14
  mouth. I think we do think you would do that.
• 1:00:16
  You're annoying! It's been a long couple of days
• 1:00:18
  for me. I was on the road. Oh, yeah! She probably
• 1:00:22
  left her vibe right now. On my social, but I
• 1:00:24
  have a child now. Meg, the stallion, has ended
• 1:00:27
  her relationship. Wait, did she adopt a kid?
• 1:00:30
  Oh, my God! Joy Taylor has a child now? What
• 1:00:34
  a terrible role model. Did you know Mommy got
• 1:00:37
  famous because she ruined relationships? percent
• 1:00:52
  increase in sales. Of course, they raised their
• 1:00:55
  rates. with your chest I don't hate, I just call.
• 1:02:19
  When you trip, I watch you fall. Step up, step
• 1:02:23
  up, say it with your chest. Act up! 8 -5 -6.
• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:14
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• 1:03:20
  email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. And Garrett
• 1:03:25
  Dizzy Pinheiro from 102 .5 The Bone is a bitch!
• 1:03:31
  And a backstabbing coward! At least Delta is
• 1:03:37
  down. And at least the Joe Show has Daddy to
• 1:03:40
  help him get a job. You're a loser, Dizzy! Enjoy
• 1:03:46
  my germ. Get out of the way! Please email me.
• 1:03:56
  RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Can you tell I
• 1:04:00
  can't stand dizzy? Can you tell I think he's
• 1:04:03
  a backstabbing lizard? John Jennings died. Drew
• 1:04:09
  Grob was my homie, at least I think so. It comes
• 1:04:13
  to me as well, but he's got narcissistic personality
• 1:04:15
  disorder. Alright. Let's get into Harry Thank
• 1:04:23
  God I'm a Jimmy Kimmel. You know how sometimes
• 1:04:30
  you wake up in the morning and the first lady
• 1:04:33
  puts out a statement demanding you be fired from
• 1:04:35
  your job? No, never, never, never. Yeah, nine.
• 1:04:40
  We've all been there, right? Yeah, I'm... The
• 1:04:43
  president who welcomed King Charles and Queen
• 1:04:45
  Camilla at the White House today isn't just a
• 1:04:48
  bunch of old, weird, old, loser old people. Mm
• 1:04:51
  -hmm. I was going to say bummer, but they're
• 1:04:54
  not bums. He's calling for Kimmel to be fired.
• 1:04:57
  He's also said it. Oh, but I thought Trump was
• 1:04:59
  about free speech and not being easily offended.
• 1:05:03
  You're a baby. On the stage for a full -blown
• 1:05:06
  network showdown. Oh, yeah. Maybe their license
• 1:05:09
  should be taken away. Yeah. Your presidency should
• 1:05:12
  be taken away. But then we'd have that loser
• 1:05:14
  that has sex with coaches known as J .D. Vance.
• 1:05:17
  FCC is challenging the licenses of ABC stations,
• 1:05:20
  possibly forcing some affiliates to shut down.
• 1:05:24
  Are we doing this again? I thought he was about
• 1:05:26
  jobs. When the affiliates shut down, people lose
• 1:05:29
  jobs behind the scenes. Donald Trump being a
• 1:05:32
  phony? No way! Someone that hangs out with pedophiles
• 1:05:36
  is a loser? No way! Show your ass! So stick around,
• 1:06:18
  folks. Oh, yeah! Here is, since we talked about
• 1:06:24
  Ray J banging out a lot of women, here is Celebration.
• 1:07:23
  I'll go kill you. Doc Zoo went half and bought
• 1:09:23
  an island. Risk cut, half a milli for the watch.
• 1:09:26
  Whippin' hundred foot yachts up to 55 knots.
• 1:09:28
  10 years, been payin' my dues. Hoes get it right,
• 1:09:32
  pay for long as Penelope Cruz knows. Ten and
• 1:09:34
  a half, alligator boots. And TaylorMade water
• 1:09:37
  repellent cashmere suits. He's so boozy, all
• 1:09:40
  in the jacuzzi. Such a Virgo, and that's why
• 1:09:43
  he's so choosy. I like her, but I'm diggin' you
• 1:09:46
  too. Y 'all can do me like a wishbone. Virgos
• 1:09:49
  are choosy, cause I'm one. An assembly line.
• 1:10:34
  Isn't it a celebration of life? He's had sex
• 1:10:37
  with a lot of women, hasn't he? Hoppy Hour with
• 1:10:44
  Ryan Hoppy is your alternative to the typical
• 1:10:46
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• 1:10:48
  back to the show that is your daily dopamine
• 1:10:51
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• 1:10:55
  focus is overrated, you're listening to Hoppy
• 1:10:58
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• 1:11:01
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• 1:11:03
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• 1:11:07
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• 1:11:10
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• 1:11:12
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• 1:11:23
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• 1:12:06
  Oh, yeah. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, here
• 1:12:14
  it is. The most listened to radio show on the
• 1:12:17
  planet. The stations are tuned in, too. Oh no,
• 1:12:47
  this is one of those imperfect shows. I'm recording
• 1:12:52
  at home, and I forgot that there was automation,
• 1:12:55
  because I do everything on the computer at work.
• 1:13:00
  So, that was chaotic. It's the stuff we want
• 1:13:04
  in those shows. It's like, you ain't sounded
• 1:13:06
  to a program director. Hey, Joe, and two things
• 1:13:10
  playing over each other. I See, let's play what
• 1:13:12
  it was supposed to be. It was supposed to be
• 1:13:15
  the Jake from State Farm commercial. Snatching
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  stuff. What is going on here? It's okay, relax.
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  Watch this. Like a good neighbor, State Farm
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  is there. Got it. Hey, Dave. Wow. Is this Rachel?
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  It's the jingle. Try it. No. Like a good neighbor,
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  State Farm is there. With a sandwich. Oh, yeah.
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  And the girl from 4E. Farm agents can decree
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  them at yu .com. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
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  X, Y is wild and the story's about the queen.
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  And all these bombs all in on the schemes. These
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  hoops, man, he knows it all. Forget the silver
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  core, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have
• 1:14:01
  a ball. I'll be out, I got that shock and awe.
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  I'm David Tobey, legends in the game. Saks, big
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  presence. Oh, yeah. NBA playoffs is going on.
• 1:14:39
  And now we got the L .A. Lakers. Three and one.
• 1:14:47
  An interesting series here to Cavaliers and Raptors.
• 1:14:51
  Tied at 2 -2. Then the other snore fastest, the
• 1:14:56
  Orlando Magic that I'm rooting for. Beating the
• 1:14:58
  Pistons. They're up 3 -1. Then the Trail Blazers.
• 1:15:07
  Lost to the Spurs in four games, or five games.
• 1:15:13
  Pretty good season for their coach, you know,
• 1:15:15
  getting involved with the Mafia, being Chauncey
• 1:15:16
  Billups. Watson leads the 76ers 3 -2. And the
• 1:15:25
  Thunder beat the Suns. And let's get into that.
• 1:15:31
  Let's see what we got here in Happy Soups. Here's
• 1:15:33
  SGA talking about Dylan Brooks and how he doesn't
• 1:15:36
  faze him. I do that thing every time where my
• 1:15:39
  fucking YouTube is muted. God damn it. SGA and
• 1:15:43
  Dylan Brooks embraced after OKC swept the Phoenix
• 1:15:46
  Suns. And in his post -game interview, SGA had
• 1:15:48
  some nice things to say about his friend and
• 1:15:50
  fellow Canadian teammate, Dylan. Your Canadian
• 1:15:53
  teammate, Dylan Brooks, had a career year scoring
• 1:15:55
  the ball. Average 26 points a game this series.
• 1:15:57
  I'm just curious, what have you seen from him?
• 1:16:00
  I didn't know Dylan Brooks was from Canada. No
• 1:16:02
  wonder he's so sassy! He just has a score in
• 1:16:07
  everything he does in the basketball court. Yeah,
• 1:16:08
  um... Yeah, hats off to him, like... It's, um...
• 1:16:14
  Impressive to, like, redefine yourself this late
• 1:16:17
  into a career. Like, very impressive. Like, usually
• 1:16:20
  you see young guys get... Like, for myself, it
• 1:16:23
  was, like, my second year I got to redefine who
• 1:16:25
  I was as a basketball player. To do so this late
• 1:16:26
  is pretty impressive. Yeah! But, um, it just
• 1:16:28
  goes to show the work he puts in. I don't like
• 1:16:31
  when SGA flops! I think he looks like a bitch!
• 1:16:34
  But, oh, yeah, I just... He's beginning to grow
• 1:16:38
  on me! Yeah, um... It's always in the gym. Being
• 1:16:41
  around him, you know that. I'm sure you guys
• 1:16:43
  know that. Being around the team, like, the guy's
• 1:16:45
  always in the gym, and the work pays off. Thank
• 1:16:47
  you, Chet. Thank you, Chet. Thank you, Chet.
• 1:16:49
  Oh, wait, hold on. Real quick. We can't end like
• 1:16:52
  that. Go ahead. Real quick. Just going back to
• 1:16:57
  Dylan Brooks, I saw you took the time to just
• 1:17:00
  congratulate not only you, but every single underplayer.
• 1:17:03
  Just... Yeah, Dylan Brooks tries to be a gangsta,
• 1:17:07
  but he seems... Sweetie! Yeah, it was just respect.
• 1:17:22
  Obviously, knowing Dylan, he's a great competitor,
• 1:17:24
  a great guy. No matter what people say about
• 1:17:27
  him, he's a really good guy. You get to know
• 1:17:28
  him. It is what it is! That villain stuff doesn't
• 1:17:34
  faze me. I know exactly who Dylan is. He's a
• 1:17:37
  socky. You know Don doesn't like hearing that.
• 1:17:41
  I'm supposed to be gangsta! Um, yeah. There you
• 1:17:45
  go. And then here's Shaq on Inside the NBA, which
• 1:17:48
  the NBA is trying to hide! inside the NBA and
• 1:17:52
  trying to force the Amazon and Peacock shows,
• 1:17:55
  the politically correct shows down our throat.
• 1:17:57
  Shut up. President of the Big Man Alliance, how
• 1:18:01
  do you evaluate what you've seen in the progression
• 1:18:04
  that Wimby has made through his young career
• 1:18:08
  at this point? I'm seeing toughness. I'm seeing
• 1:18:10
  adjustments. You know, he'll shoot the three.
• 1:18:13
  He's a great shooter. I'd never want him to stop
• 1:18:15
  shooting the three, but listen, he's taking his
• 1:18:17
  time right there. You know, I don't really like
• 1:18:19
  that shot, but it went in. Listen, they tried
• 1:18:22
  to touch him up a few times. There was no complaints.
• 1:18:24
  He just went to the free throw line like a man.
• 1:18:26
  Jake doesn't like the shot because he could never
• 1:18:27
  hit one like that. I'm happy. In two years, he
• 1:18:32
  will be right next to Jokic as the best big in
• 1:18:36
  the league. Right now, he's number two, but not
• 1:18:38
  far behind. Jokic is not playing the best this
• 1:18:43
  postseason. Not a good time to look like him
• 1:18:46
  right now. Slim Fevers is a best baller. Happy
• 1:18:49
  for the young fella. He had 27, 12, 7 blocks,
• 1:18:53
  and 4 steals the other day. We haven't seen numbers
• 1:18:57
  like that in a game, in a playoff game, since
• 1:18:59
  Hakeem. Oh. And, um... I'm just sorry, Shaq.
• 1:19:04
  It wasn't you. No. I'm sorry. It was you. Oh,
• 1:19:07
  yeah! Shaq's a little jealous of hockey! And,
• 1:19:11
  uh, it gets, um... Wow. 93 gets the Clippers.
• 1:19:14
  All right, there you go. Uh, supposedly, Steve
• 1:19:16
  Kerr is in talks... We too, man. With Joe Lacob
• 1:19:21
  and Mike Dunleavy Jr. about their future. Not
• 1:19:25
  looking good. DeAndre Jordan was named teammate
• 1:19:28
  of the year. I didn't even know he was still
• 1:19:30
  in the league. Remember Dunk City or whatever
• 1:19:32
  it was called? 15 years ago. Midlife crisis time.
• 1:19:36
  With the Clippers. What do we got here? Anthony
• 1:19:41
  Davis said he wants to retire, play 20 years,
• 1:19:45
  win an MVP, win a defensive player of the year
• 1:19:48
  and another championship. You're not where you
• 1:19:50
  want to be right now. You're an NBA champion,
• 1:19:53
  all -star. Legend. NBA 70, 50. It seems like
• 1:19:58
  you've got gold medals. What's left? That's a
• 1:20:02
  lot. I haven't got an MVP. I haven't got a defensive
• 1:20:06
  player of the year. Dude, you got to be in the
• 1:20:08
  league. I want the parade. Okay. For a championship.
• 1:20:12
  So I want to be able to do that again. Yeah.
• 1:20:15
  As much as it was cool that they won during COVID,
• 1:20:18
  they got robbed of a tournament. Not of a tournament,
• 1:20:21
  but of a, well, I mean, they got robbed of playing
• 1:20:24
  in front of fans. And they got robbed of everything,
• 1:20:27
  including a championship. Because of fucking
• 1:20:29
  COVID. That's right. Because when you won, that's
• 1:20:32
  right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Here is from It Is What
• 1:20:37
  It Is. Here is Mace saying that Devin Booker
• 1:20:41
  is going through a Kardashian curse. It's still
• 1:20:43
  the same result. I think Book got to really do
• 1:20:48
  some soul searching and stop wearing that headband.
• 1:20:53
  I hate when light -skinned players wear... Alright,
• 1:20:57
  that's a little racist. That's racist! Can you
• 1:20:59
  imagine if I... I feel like when the black guy
• 1:21:01
  wears a headband. Doesn't sound so good, Mace.
• 1:21:04
  Headbands that got good hair. Like, there's no
• 1:21:07
  reason to do that. You know they searching for
• 1:21:10
  themselves. When you see them wearing that black
• 1:21:12
  head. Maybe he just sweats a lot, dude. Gotta
• 1:21:16
  be fake religious again, Mace. To cover up your
• 1:21:19
  past. What? I mean, when you know the game, you
• 1:21:24
  know, you look. Anybody here that plays sports.
• 1:21:28
  It is what it is. He's superstitious. You know,
• 1:21:31
  a guy, he do certain things when he's about to
• 1:21:34
  win or he's like, he throws. I can't explain
• 1:21:38
  it. I don't want to hear you explain it. You're
• 1:21:40
  stupid! He had one song. At least I... Cameron!
• 1:21:45
  His songs go crazy in the club! Oh boy! Oh boy!
• 1:21:53
  Or suck it or not! Macy's music puts me to sleep.
• 1:21:57
  Here's Paul Pierce saying... Megan Thee Stallion
• 1:22:00
  was just some work for Klay Thompson to get through
• 1:22:03
  the season. It looked like to me that Megan was
• 1:22:07
  just some work for him during the season to get
• 1:22:10
  him through the season. I mean, you love to say
• 1:22:15
  that, but I don't. Here's the women defending
• 1:22:18
  Megan. Even though she wouldn't piss on you if
• 1:22:22
  you're on fire, honey. I think that's true. I
• 1:22:25
  don't want to hear it from her. Blah, blah, blah.
• 1:22:31
  Here's the deal. We're going to do one more song.
• 1:22:35
  And then we're going to come back and do local
• 1:22:38
  news. And then, you know, what is it? Oh yeah,
• 1:22:44
  get the fuck out of here. But first, let's play
• 1:22:49
  a banger to get the club going. As a reminder,
• 1:23:22
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 1:23:24
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 1:23:27
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 1:23:30
  around, folks. We are going to play 5GLC with
• 1:23:41
  Heard. Right now on Happy Hour. Let's make it.
• 1:24:02
  Look, I'm being a nice guy. I leave that to them
• 1:24:05
  dudes that shoot it. With chicks that get 200
• 1:24:10
  to do shootin' Rollin' a shootin' doobie while
• 1:24:13
  we listen to smooth groove Dude, I tried to told
• 1:24:15
  you I'm hot like magma Keep a make, I'm stashed
• 1:24:18
  up in the Dodge Magnum Near the stash of the
• 1:24:21
  Magnums, never know which one I'ma use Right
• 1:24:23
  there, I got a couple people confused Cause I
• 1:24:26
  never lose, cause I never snooze My mom said
• 1:24:44
  I was a walking felony cause I kept six teens
• 1:24:46
  in the closet like Kelly. And I teach you dudes
• 1:25:15
  about tusslin' with me This is, I hate these
• 1:25:18
  marks I still go to Jammin' Park And leave these
• 1:25:21
  rappers handicapped parking When you see your
• 1:25:23
  boy out, bow down and kiss the ring With a crew
• 1:25:26
  about myself, I ain't worried about a thing This
• 1:25:28
  is Shaq City, man, where the f*** you from? And
• 1:25:31
  shit can't go on Jean Goblin My partner Supreme
• 1:25:35
  told me flows hard on these monkeys When your
• 1:25:51
  blocks get high This ain't the young and restless.
• 1:26:22
  You can say the drama. Life's a poor boy. Put
• 1:26:24
  your life on pause like a comma. Who you cutting
• 1:26:27
  corners? Who you stacking money? It's like they
• 1:26:29
  turn comedians, man. They get to acting funny.
• 1:26:31
  I know the MCs, the real MCs. Shamos ain't grew,
• 1:26:35
  man. So shopping with me. We'll hit a pumpkin
• 1:26:38
  head in front of your little daughter. You a
• 1:26:41
  broke pop machine. You out of order. I'ma come
• 1:26:44
  and get you. Don't make me. We hit you with the
• 1:26:46
  shells like a snail or a armadillo. And if he
• 1:27:01
  came, I guess he won't live. Give him names,
• 1:27:04
  get your change. He ain't hate. we'll play one
• 1:27:40
  more by vibe here's over here featuring brad
• 1:27:42
  young Outro Music I told y 'all I was so, so
• 1:29:29
  serious And anybody thinking that I'm not is
• 1:29:31
  so delirious I asked at beers in the chambers
• 1:29:41
  where I sit. And chicks askin' who this new dude
• 1:29:44
  is. I tell them I'm the brand new Flavin' Ears.
• 1:30:12
  I'm pitching up the rhyme like I'm Nolan. And
• 1:30:14
  flooding blocks till they ruined like I'm Nolan.
• 1:30:16
  And now I'm break bread with cats lest I know
• 1:30:19
  them. I tree getting money like it was exposed.
• 1:30:21
  I came here to ball. Watch me take it coast to
• 1:30:23
  coast. Spent too many nights praying for my wealth
• 1:30:26
  till I saw it at work. I was praying for my health.
• 1:30:29
  Now I'm no nonsense. No, I'm not him. I ain't
• 1:30:32
  trying to talk no more. Homie, pay me what you
• 1:30:34
  owe. I get it in every day like a G. You ain't
• 1:30:37
  speaking about guap. You ain't speaking to me.
• 1:30:40
  Matter of fact, you A pimp speakin' in cheese
• 1:30:45
  And chicks ask me who this new dude is I tell
• 1:30:48
  them You just don't know what you do to me. Oh,
• 1:31:27
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• 1:31:32
  and go have sex with her. Or if you're gay, go
• 1:31:35
  have sex with your partner. Life story. Have
• 1:31:38
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• 1:32:09
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• 1:32:12
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• 1:32:15
  is a toy when that ex kick in. Plus a little
• 1:32:17
  reach like great gas. Don't ask that. I'm a kid
• 1:32:20
  from the hundreds. From flashy to classy. Me
• 1:32:23
  classy. How your shoes match your hair back.
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  Let you pass me. Attitude real sassy. Let's blow
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• 1:32:30
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• 1:32:32
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  Let the world partake in the stories of the legends
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  and the news we make. The violent deaths of these
• 1:39:48
  two doctoral students has prompted some tough
• 1:39:51
  conversations about safety at USF. Yeah, it's
• 1:39:54
  a really sketchy neighborhood. It's a good school,
• 1:39:57
  but... A little frightening. Students are beginning
• 1:40:02
  to wonder how well they know the people they
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  live with. News Channel 8's Georgia MacArthur
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  joins us now live from campus after speaking
• 1:40:09
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• 1:40:12
  can sometimes request... This Georgia reporter
• 1:40:14
  is the one that got the... She was trying to
• 1:40:16
  say cement. But she said, the semen's so big,
• 1:40:19
  that's her! That thing I play on my show. A certain
• 1:40:22
  roommate, other times, they sort of get a student
• 1:40:25
  assignment by lottery. Yeah. Yeah, Jen, that
• 1:40:30
  is correct. And that is why students say it has
• 1:40:32
  them taking a closer look at that room selection
• 1:40:35
  process. Some students we talked to say now they're
• 1:40:37
  even reconsidering whether or not they should
• 1:40:39
  stay on campus or move off campus. Got it. As
• 1:40:42
  investigators laid out disturbing and grisly
• 1:40:45
  details surrounding the killing of two promising
• 1:40:47
  doctoral students at USF. who deputies believe
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  was killed by a roommate. Loser! Students tell
• 1:40:55
  me that they're asking themselves one question.
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  That's probably jealous of their love triangle.
• 1:41:00
  Who am I really living with? I don't know anything
• 1:41:04
  about them. Well, that's just life in general.
• 1:41:09
  I'm not playing this. I mean, I know it's frightening.
• 1:41:11
  It's terrible. It's horrible news to see make
• 1:41:14
  the national headlines while I'm out of state.
• 1:41:17
  And it backed off traffic. And that loser should
• 1:41:21
  burn in hell, even though I don't believe in
• 1:41:23
  it. But that's just life in general. You don't
• 1:41:26
  know anybody. A wild scene inside an Ocala Target.
• 1:41:31
  Police say two teens turned a social media stunt
• 1:41:34
  into a criminal case. Investigators say an 18
• 1:41:41
  -year -old drove a lawnmower. through the store's
• 1:41:44
  front doors shattering the glass even shocking
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  here's the thing i did a lot of stupid things
• 1:41:50
  back in the day i'm no saint but we always tried
• 1:41:54
  to keep a low key we didn't try to get caught
• 1:41:56
  these kids nowadays are ballsy shoppers out there
• 1:42:00
  witnesses capturing the moment on video as the
• 1:42:03
  chaos unfolded all right so there's that and
• 1:42:06
  this this pissed me off in other news parents
• 1:42:09
  Students in Sarasota held a rally this afternoon
• 1:42:12
  to protest downsizing at public schools across
• 1:42:14
  the county. Oh, goody. It's already known as
• 1:42:18
  a terrible school area, and you want to get rid
• 1:42:19
  of the teachers? Man, fuck that. No wonder Florida's
• 1:42:24
  so low on education. Just being honest. Time
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  but they're not. Free jungle, potholes where
• 1:42:53
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  at gmail .com. For years, our investigators have
• 1:44:37
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  The elite and the authority being sketchy? No
• 1:44:50
  way! I'm News 5 investigator Scott Knoll outside
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  the Cuyahoga County Jail. I recently received
• 1:44:57
  this anonymous letter referencing our previous
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  reporting on problems with corrections officers
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  here at the jail. The author said he or she wanted
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