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Whackhead Prank: Difficult tenants · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous cranky.
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  Speaker 1: From Darren Wackhead Something six exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you know people that don't always pay their
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  Speaker 3: rent on time.
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  Speaker 1: No I don't.
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  Speaker 3: You don't. Okay, you're you're a good tenant, you pay
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  Speaker 3: your rent on time.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to think, so, yes, when you commit.
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  Speaker 1: But I also know life can happen to people.
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  Speaker 4: I had a tenant once, and he wasn't always on time,
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  Speaker 4: but he would always communicate when something was up, and
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  Speaker 4: I appreciated that, and he always was able to settle
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  Speaker 4: his own deadline.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm just laid by three or four days.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciated that communication.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I used to work for a company that used to
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  Speaker 3: always pay me late. Oh no, yeah company. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: was a radio station, not then one, and then they
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  Speaker 3: that's terrible. I always gave a story and then I
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  Speaker 3: go give the story.
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  Speaker 1: So now a story for a story?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah okay. So so there's other ways. There's a landlord,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 5: And generally people are open to talking, you know, people
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  Speaker 5: are reasonable generally, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because sometimes life happens. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So there's there's there's also subtle ways, like subtle
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  Speaker 3: ways of doing things, you know, bluck landlords, they've creative, creative.
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  Speaker 3: You get their money stories, drive.
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  Speaker 5: Off down of people, cutting off power, Yeah, doing all
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  Speaker 5: kinds of things to get people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah out and and you get it as well, because
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  Speaker 3: you got those people that know I'm gonna move in.
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  Speaker 3: I'll pay the first two months. Then I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to pay, and it's going to take you two years
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  Speaker 3: to get me out and destroy your place and not
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  Speaker 3: pay you. There's all these horror horror stories. All right,
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  Speaker 3: so let's see what happens. I'm redish. Are you in
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  Speaker 3: the place? A couple of days later, so I'm driving
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  Speaker 3: to your house and I'm going to be very subtle
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  Speaker 3: about my persuasion. Okay, so you're the landlord, Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 3: my place? All right? Here we go place and we
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  Speaker 3: all luck lovey dovey at first, so we.
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  Speaker 2: Go second him.
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  Speaker 6: We've got a bit of a problem. What's that. It's
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  Speaker 6: the day the landlord. Yeah he's here. Yeah, he just
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  Speaker 6: came into the house, Saud. He's looking for ranks.
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  Speaker 2: Come in, said, he just came in.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even know it here, he.
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  Speaker 2: Just let himself in. Still here, Tell him to wait
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  Speaker 2: that star get there.
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  Speaker 3: So I cannot just use a computer quickly?
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  Speaker 2: Is that him sitting it?
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  Speaker 6: What's he doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just checking the emails quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear that he's on my computer?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I got an email from mummy.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 6: How's he just going to let himself in there?
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  Speaker 2: I think a key?
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  Speaker 3: I sorry, double it away. Where is your bothroom here?
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  Speaker 3: Is it just down first ride?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Nobody can't just come in and use our toilets in
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  Speaker 6: my computer and stuff. That's that's that's a violation of privacy.
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  Speaker 2: That's like our house that he's coming in there.
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  Speaker 6: And then tell him with deducting every drop of water
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  Speaker 6: and electric city from the ball, tell him another internet cafe,
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  Speaker 6: and that's thirty bucks out of the internet. Yes, how are
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  Speaker 6: you just gonna come in right there? Put him?
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  Speaker 2: Put him on the phone.
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  Speaker 6: Let me see to you in the toilet. So I knock
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  Speaker 6: on the door.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, you want to talk to you? Okay, hold on,
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  Speaker 3: hello Jack?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you in my house?
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to say you're home? I can come.
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  Speaker 6: Collect the run all right, listen, listen to me, Listen
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  Speaker 6: to me carefully.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't get at my house now, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: come home. I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat.
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  Speaker 2: Understand me?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, can you speak to him? I'm just I'm thirsty.
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Is he leaving?
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  Speaker 2: What's calling you?
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  Speaker 6: Get out?
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  Speaker 7: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Chris Jets?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you still there? I told you to keep
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  Speaker 2: it out of my house hold?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry? Sorry? What was that good?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just making a milkshake. You out with your blender.
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  Speaker 6: You're making a milkshake with my blender? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no no, no no no.
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  Speaker 6: She listened to me. I'm fifteen minutes away.
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  Speaker 2: If you're still there when I get I swear I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to kick I listen to get out. Now, leave
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  Speaker 2: your milkshake, get out.
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  Speaker 3: Do you mind if I make a call because I'm
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  Speaker 3: out of airtime? Please?
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  Speaker 2: Do I mind if you make a call? Yes? Can
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  Speaker 2: you touch what inside? Just get out of my house now.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be so hostile. Man, don't talk to me, and that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what you're legal, what you're doing.
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  Speaker 6: I've told you it was call the police.
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  Speaker 2: If you've come into my house, I'm gonna get there
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  Speaker 2: and I'm going to take you so hard you bleed.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be your wife could you find a police.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, Hey man, you've got no food in a free.
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  Speaker 2: Yama five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: DEBI, Hi, he's going wind. Hello, Chris roget.
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  Speaker 2: Still in my house. I'm on my way there. I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting into my car and speak. I'm gonna I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to knock you up.
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  Speaker 3: Chris, Chris, it's working, you know, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, that was chaos. Yah was ready to go
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  Speaker 1: because many places I.
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  Speaker 3: Always get nervous when the guy's getting in the car, and.
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  Speaker 1: Because one day they'll get there, they'll get there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, you're tired after that. Listen if you if
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  Speaker 3: you need any dis collection. All I'm saying is I'm
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  Speaker 3: not your guy, all right, don't call me, but for
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  Speaker 3: anything else. Darrens at KFM dot co dot z A. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: it's Alex Warren with the Bloodline here on KF morning.
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  Speaker 3: Some messages. Yeah from the prank this morning. Landlord or not,
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  Speaker 3: police or not, you will must come inside. We will fight.
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  Speaker 7: I had a friend who had a tenant who just
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  Speaker 7: never paid for the first month, second month, third month,
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  Speaker 7: And then what he did was he sent me and
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  Speaker 7: a couple of friends to the house and we went
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  Speaker 7: to go and take off the front door. Needless to say,
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  Speaker 7: they were out within two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. Wow, And you know what the law says, as
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  Speaker 3: soon as you rent your place out, you have no
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  Speaker 3: more rights to that place.
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  Speaker 4: It's a risky affair that.
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  Speaker 3: You've signed over those rights, those rights on our rent money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of gray area. It's a very very contentious issue.