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Beck Bennett & Kyle Mooney Disobey Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,
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  Speaker 1: you're our presences.
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  Speaker 2: Presence and I already had too much stuff, So how
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  Speaker 2: did you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts, I'm Pritcher Wineger.
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  Speaker 4: We're here, We're.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like I had something to say immediately at
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  Speaker 3: the beginning of podcast, and I've already forgotten what I
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  Speaker 3: was going to talk about. I mean, it's been a
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  Speaker 3: fine week for me, just loaded with unpaid obligations, so
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  Speaker 3: it's great. I went to CVS. If CVS's pharmacy is
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  Speaker 3: not open, why is CVS open? I felt like I
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  Speaker 3: had walked into a trap. Unless you just want to
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  Speaker 3: buy like a nine dollars Gatorade, why is the store open.
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  Speaker 3: There's only one reason you go to CVS, and then
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  Speaker 3: you might get garbage on your way out. They've got
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  Speaker 3: to deal with that. I had that complaint the in
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  Speaker 3: and out in Glendale. The parking lot is a disaster.
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  Speaker 3: Not every parking spot can belong to the Fuji buffet
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  Speaker 3: and grill. I shouldn't have to go in and out
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  Speaker 3: and feel like my car is going to get towed,
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  Speaker 3: So deal with that. It's not. Oh wow, I've got
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  Speaker 3: three complaints. Google Maps has got to stop asking me
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  Speaker 3: if there's something in the road or if there's a
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  Speaker 3: lane enclosure. I don't know, and I don't care. That's
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  Speaker 3: your job. Stop asking me. Okay, let me see if
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  Speaker 3: I have any actual business. The only business I ever
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  Speaker 3: have is we have a Patreon. You know that by
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  Speaker 3: now sign up for the Patreon. We're having the time
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  Speaker 3: of our lives. Everyone's just having an incredible time over there.
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  Speaker 3: Bonus episodes also episodes of me well talking about either
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  Speaker 3: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City or secret lives of
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  Speaker 3: Mormon wives, trying to get in a fight with one
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  Speaker 3: of the members of those casts. That hasn't happened yet.
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  Speaker 3: And I, oh, Patreon, I forgot the U r L
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  Speaker 3: patreon dot com slash. I said, no kids, Okay, let's
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  Speaker 3: get into the podcast. I love today's guests. It's Beck
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  Speaker 3: Bennett and Kyle Mooney so excited, felt like you're back
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  Speaker 3: at a Beck is back, Kyle's new, and I'm in
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  Speaker 3: a very negative mood from the very beginning.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I thought, I thought all those complaints. You know,
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  Speaker 5: we're right, We're just okay.
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  Speaker 4: I say, I drive by this in and out, this
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  Speaker 4: Glendelle in and out talking. I've never been inside there,
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  Speaker 4: but I've seen cars wrapped around in line, which I
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  Speaker 4: feel like in and out famously, there's always a big
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  Speaker 4: line of cars.
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  Speaker 3: But usually there's like enough parking lot to justify that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that that in and out. I have driven away
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  Speaker 5: because just like driven up to it, looked at it,
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  Speaker 5: and then like it's not I don't want it.
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  Speaker 4: And what is that other restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: It's Fuji Buffet and Grill. And they've recently put up
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  Speaker 3: a sign at every parking spot that says this belongs
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  Speaker 3: to our restaurant and you will be towed literally every
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  Speaker 3: parking spot right.
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  Speaker 5: There by the in and out. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been to Fuji?
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  Speaker 3: No, because I'm furious, right I'm using their spots. I
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  Speaker 3: haven't been towed yet, but.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, this is stress. Yes, living life on the edge. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you, I will say, because I heard I've
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  Speaker 4: listened to a recent episode of Yours and you're talking
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  Speaker 4: about going to Disneyland with taranh Yes. Oh, we saw
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  Speaker 4: last Night, who said he likes to be mentioned on podcasts. Yes, ten,
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  Speaker 4: Yes we do. But I've been I've been pulling a
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  Speaker 4: Disneyland parking sort of hack.
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  Speaker 3: What have you?
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  Speaker 4: Even? Makes me? Well, I feel I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 5: So is it the one? We is?
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  Speaker 4: The one? I know? What is your? I don't know? Well,
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  Speaker 4: I go to I just I do Downtown Disney. Just
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  Speaker 4: go down and then if I buy something at Downtown Disney,
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  Speaker 4: then it's like you get a validation and it's like ten.
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  Speaker 3: Bucks wow, because it's like, oh well it's even sixty bucks, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: least sixty dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Then you can just walk right up. You don't have
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  Speaker 5: to go through security, take the security line by the
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  Speaker 5: entrance to the tram that takes you to Downtown Disney.
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  Speaker 4: You still have to go through a security through security.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you're not. You don't have to go on the tram.
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  Speaker 4: Man I do.
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  Speaker 5: I've done, And I don't know if this works every time.
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  Speaker 5: But Grand California right the hotel, Yeah you do juice
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  Speaker 5: valet for forty dollars and then you walk in right there.
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  Speaker 4: That's a dream.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See, but I tried that and they said, like, you
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  Speaker 4: can't do it. Unless you have a room or a
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  Speaker 4: reservation at one of the restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Do you say you're trying to get a room.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can be like, yeah, well we're going
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  Speaker 5: to check availability. We're gonna I was going to walk in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, get one, knock on some doors.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's good to know. It felt too good be
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  Speaker 5: I'd done it once. Yeah, and I was like, there's
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  Speaker 5: no way that this is like a regular thing.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: It's so good too, I think it's worth trying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: The last time I parked at Disneyland, the way I
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  Speaker 3: got lost after my day at the park was just
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  Speaker 3: murder for me because I was exhausted and I'm just
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  Speaker 3: wandering through this parking structure totally opposite side.
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  Speaker 4: It's huge. It's as big as a city. Yeah, it's terrib.
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  Speaker 5: The line, the line. Last time I waited, it was
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  Speaker 5: like forty five minutes to an hour to get in
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  Speaker 5: from the beginning of the parking garage to maybe getting
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  Speaker 5: to security.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody must be making the move that I'm making. I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I see strollers, I see people in their
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  Speaker 4: Disney gear.
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  Speaker 3: That feels like a true Disney insider.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, nobody's calling I don't know what will
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  Speaker 4: happen to me.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think anything, right, Yeah, I think you're just
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  Speaker 5: going to live a better life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get to buy a little something shopping. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what are you buying when you go to downtown Disney
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  Speaker 3: of a.
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  Speaker 4: Drink and like a flat red peat that makes sense?
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes a gift for my daughter.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I will just going back to one of the
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  Speaker 5: other things you brought in the opening. I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 5: do want to say the CVS situation is fascinating to me,
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  Speaker 5: not even really the pharmacy. I will usually do the
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  Speaker 5: drive through pharmacure, but I've gone to a different pharmacy.
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  Speaker 5: I've given up on CBS entirely. You're a I'm in
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  Speaker 5: a new pharmacy. It's just an independent, not a Shane.
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  Speaker 5: They always have my stuff, they always have it ready,
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  Speaker 5: And CBS, though I love. I like going in to
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  Speaker 5: just kind of see the dynamic of the one worker
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  Speaker 5: working the register and unlocking everything, you know, and seeing
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  Speaker 5: them juggle it all a little bit like I often
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  Speaker 5: go to get specific batteries and you can't take the
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  Speaker 5: batteries off. There are signs. But even though there's like
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  Speaker 5: these are paper things that you can just kind of
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  Speaker 5: like just rip it off off the tab, but you
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  Speaker 5: have to wait and you have to see them. It's
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  Speaker 5: just a fascinating thing because this it's like it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're watching something that will no longer exist soon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's endangered Central.
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  Speaker 4: Have you found yourself in the situation where that single
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  Speaker 4: person is in the photo department and you're like, oh no, Now,
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  Speaker 4: I really don't.
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  Speaker 1: Know what to do.
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  Speaker 5: I typically it's I if I ever need something in
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  Speaker 5: the photo department, it's like I'm returning like a FedEx
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  Speaker 5: or like FedEx that like maybe Walgreens or whatever, like,
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  Speaker 5: but like there's nobody there and I'm just standing there
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  Speaker 5: ringing a bell.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do they still have photo departments in every one of them?
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  Speaker 4: They in the one by us maybe it is a
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  Speaker 4: Walgreen show.
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  Speaker 3: No, I saw a photo when I was recently mad
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  Speaker 3: at CBS, I said photos, But I don't recall seeing
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  Speaker 3: a photo department at all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also, how are they getting anyone to work there? There
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  Speaker 3: are other places to get a job, and that seems
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  Speaker 3: like the worst possible retail job. You could have been
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  Speaker 3: the one person other than a security guard in a pharmacy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's just the people who are hanging on.
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  Speaker 5: I can't, I don't. I can't imagine they're getting new people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean somebody who's been there for twenty years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just firing more and more people, and they're
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  Speaker 5: just kind of weeding everybody out.
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  Speaker 3: So that person's particularly proud that they're still Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like a fighter.
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  Speaker 4: It feels so powerful they're surviving.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and mine. The drive through is frequently not even open.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, what are they doing? What's going on? That's
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  Speaker 3: the one purpose of this entire business is to have
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  Speaker 3: a pharmacy. I go there at six fifteen on a
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  Speaker 3: Sunday night, it's closed. Really, the amount of people still
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  Speaker 3: shopping in there, why youre just go to literally any
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  Speaker 3: other store.
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  Speaker 4: Anywhere else there must be and people are I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I imagine in dire situations to get their medicine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, especially in the store. That's why I like
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  Speaker 3: to go through the drive through. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: go in there and stand by some sick.
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  Speaker 5: Person stand there. It's just it's that the standing at
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  Speaker 5: the pharmacy line is just so uncomfortable because there are
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  Speaker 5: other people also that are usually in much worse shape
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  Speaker 5: than I am. You're kind of standing there and like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, there's there's sometimes there's like a jockeying
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  Speaker 5: for line position that feels uncomfortable and anyway, it's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right, and I should clarify I was not going to
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  Speaker 3: get medicine because I was I was going to get
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  Speaker 3: my antidepressant. So neither of you are currently in danger
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  Speaker 3: of getting so great.
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  Speaker 5: Great, great, Yeah me too. I'm not regularly getting sick
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  Speaker 5: medicine every month. It's mental stuff.
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  Speaker 3: The other thing about being at the pharmacy that's interesting
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  Speaker 3: to me is how easy it is to get your medication.
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  Speaker 3: You just need your phone number and birthday. They don't
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  Speaker 3: ask for it. I feel like that should be a
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  Speaker 3: little bit tight or secured an ID Yeah, literally anything.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like if you just memorize somebody's phone number
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  Speaker 3: and birthday, you could just I guess you would also
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  Speaker 3: have to memorize their sickness schedule.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but sure we should be able to get a
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  Speaker 5: hold of that's that's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I have a situation now where this is it's it's lazy,
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  Speaker 4: it's I don't feel good about this, but I have
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  Speaker 4: a prescription that was set up for me in New York.
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  Speaker 4: And I have a drug store in New York, right,
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  Speaker 4: and so now every couple of months I have, like
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  Speaker 4: my brother or a friend pick up my prescription in
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  Speaker 4: New York and mail it to me.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, why haven't you transferred the prescription?
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  Speaker 4: Is it because it requires a doctor? Doctor? H And
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  Speaker 4: I really like the convenience of.
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  Speaker 5: I like the convenience of having my brother picked up.
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  Speaker 4: Like I started getting people doing little chores.
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  Speaker 3: And then they're sending it through the mail. That feels
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  Speaker 3: illegal to.
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  Speaker 4: Me, Yes, but yes, probably full on drugs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh boy, anyway we need any anyway? What was I
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  Speaker 5: trying to say? Any any way we need to get
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  Speaker 5: I can't say the sentence.
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  Speaker 4: Excited to hear whatever the sit however we.
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  Speaker 5: Need to get our drugs, will do it or something.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes you're willing to fight.
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  Speaker 5: To get our drugs, will do it.
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  Speaker 3: It just was an interesting thought.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had something in there, but it didn't really
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  Speaker 5: pan out.
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  Speaker 4: Beck.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you tease something before we began recording
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  Speaker 3: that you had to share.
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  Speaker 5: That's true. I was going to say something before recording.
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  Speaker 5: I said, you know what, I'll save it for the pod.
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  Speaker 5: I have so many good things, and I was joking.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't It's not that I had so many good things.
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  Speaker 5: I was just going to say that I loved doing
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  Speaker 5: your podcast last time. I was telling Kyle beforehand, how
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  Speaker 5: what a nice conversation it is. Love It is one
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  Speaker 5: of the nicest environments. I would say, very easy, very
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  Speaker 5: laid back.
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  Speaker 3: I have something to share with you since the last part,
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  Speaker 3: since we recorded. You gave me of this beautiful wooden spoon.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard of this.
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  Speaker 3: It's not supposed to go through the dishwasher, which I
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  Speaker 3: learned on podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's very careful.
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  Speaker 3: I come home one day my boyfriend has done the dishes. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: blasted this thing, but the oil saved it.
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  Speaker 4: Did it really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it redeemed it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. He gave me wood oil and it looks essentially
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  Speaker 3: like it did before.
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  Speaker 4: I was so mad.
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  Speaker 5: I actually because I had gotten one for myself at
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  Speaker 5: the same time, like I was going to be on
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  Speaker 5: your podcast. I wanted to get one of these walk
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  Speaker 5: spoons that was designed by the chef, and I got
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  Speaker 5: it and I have not put the oil in yet.
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  Speaker 5: And I gave Bridger a job, and I didn't realize
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  Speaker 5: quite how quickly. It wouldn't need it. I thought it
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  Speaker 5: was going to be maybe after like a couple of
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  Speaker 5: months or something like, you know, to keep it up.
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  Speaker 4: But it's like from the get go, just almost immediately. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's a huge spoon.
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  Speaker 4: It's very big.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of nice in the like utinsil jar, you know,
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  Speaker 3: with the other Spanish.
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  Speaker 5: It's nice and it could be good a serving spoon too.
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  Speaker 4: You got right, it's getting used what it is getting
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  Speaker 4: used to say? Do you feel nervous to say that?
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  Speaker 3: I do feel slightly nervous, but I feel proud that
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  Speaker 3: it actually has been used.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm incredibly proud.
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  Speaker 3: I mean when I got essentially bleached by the dishwasher,
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  Speaker 3: that was a different feeling for me.
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  Speaker 5: Now do you do you make an attempt to incorporate gifts,
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  Speaker 5: these gifts into your life.
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  Speaker 3: If they're a practical gift like that there every fiftieth
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  Speaker 3: gift is practical.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that is that is a fun It seems like
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  Speaker 5: a fun idea to see how all these gifts would
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  Speaker 5: almost change your life, right for the better or worse,
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  Speaker 5: Like what impact they might have for the.
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  Speaker 3: Most part, just for the worst, because they're just clutter
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  Speaker 3: in my house. But you know, like unfortunately they're not
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  Speaker 3: just becoming part of the studio, which is nice. If
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  Speaker 3: there's something that I just simply can't use at home,
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  Speaker 3: it goes here.
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  Speaker 5: I mean this one, the Redneck Plunger is fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it was true.
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  Speaker 3: That's from Rob Hubel. That's an incredible and it shoots,
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  Speaker 3: has a sound effect that's a Harry Potter wand there's
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  Speaker 3: just a little bit of everything. These are things that
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  Speaker 3: we're just essentially going to be in my garage for
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  Speaker 3: the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, and you have a little show garage. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I And the other thing I was gonna, I was
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  Speaker 5: maybe gonna and I guess I didn't really have anything
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  Speaker 5: to say besides that, but I did want to talk
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  Speaker 5: to you about your just the whole the approach. However,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if we should reveal this, but we
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  Speaker 5: have some other news the three of us that you're gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Be I'm gonna be on your on our podcastes.
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  Speaker 5: So I feel there are things I want to ask you,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm gonna save it.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe oh interesting, Yeah, you probably should because we have
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  Speaker 3: a good chance we run out of things immediately to
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  Speaker 3: talk about on yours? What are we going to do
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  Speaker 3: with the rest?
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  Speaker 5: And then I've got some amazing questions. You're a journalist, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 5: really I really am.
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  Speaker 4: Can we you don't want to tease out any of them?
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  Speaker 5: Any of the questions? Well, it was going to be
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  Speaker 5: like it was kind of going to be a well,
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  Speaker 5: it was gonna be like, yeah, no, I don't. I
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: can't come up with question what inspires.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me about your start?
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say, but it's nothing.
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  Speaker 3: But this this was like a good tease for that episode.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder which episode is going to come out first,
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, I think probably this one next week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because I think I'm coming next week and this one
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  Speaker 3: will be out in two weeks.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, then this will be out right.
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  Speaker 3: So it'll be like a nice teeing up to that episode.
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  Speaker 5: If you like, if you're liking this, you're definitely gonna
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: want to go check out Bridger on What's Our Podcast?
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  Speaker 4: It would be nice too. And I don't know what
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: this is as an abstract thought, but if we could
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  Speaker 4: plant some Easter egg in this episode that sort of
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: holds off.
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  Speaker 3: Or just make a huge promise like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: reveal something I've ever said before on that episode.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, are you willing to do that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm willing to do that, but I'm gonna have to
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: wreck my I'll think of something I've never revealed before.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know, and you know, it would be interesting
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: if we could also maybe say something here so that
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: in our episode when people listen, we could be like,
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: if you want to find out this fact about me
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: and Kyle?
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's something that you What are your influences?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: We find out what your influences are on our podcast.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: You yeah, okay, very.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Cool question, very interesting to answer.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Influences.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Influences, God, Kyle is one of my biggest influences.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: Now, honestly, it's just Kyle in the past two decades.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: I did you know? I will? I will. I will
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: answer this question earnestly if you want me to. But
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: it does remind me of something that my real life,
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: which is embarrassing. And when I was probably twenty years old,
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: I heard that Fabricio from The Strokes was Djane at
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: a bar and Silverlace. Sure, I forget what that venue
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: was called, the you know, the Silver Lake Venue's it changed.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: It was a pretty iconic rock venue.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: Oh on hyperiod. Yeah, that was satellite.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Satellite was but then it was something. It was called
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: something before the sound, wasn't it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: I forget what it was before.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Anyway, he was djaying there and like he was fun
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: dating Kirsten Dunst at the time, and they were there
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: and like as like a twenty one year old, Like
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I was like, whoa, this is fucking tight. Yeah. Like
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: I saw him and I approached him and I asked him.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, so, what type of music are you into? Oh?
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: And he was just like like cold cold, Yeah I was.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I think it was like I think I had somewhat
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: of a journalistic approach, like so wonderful to meet you.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I was curious what type of music inspires you? He goes, well,
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: they have been listening to a lot of motown.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Very who has not been listening to some motown?
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Did he?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Was he polite enough to ask you?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: He didn't care, you know, but I'm fine. I don't
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: need to be asked by I mean I was, I
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: would have I probably would not have known what to say.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I had a panic att Yeah, I was just thinking
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: about him because didn't he also date Drew Barrymore.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I think that's true.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: For some reason, I was thinking about people she's dated,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: including Tom Green. She said an interesting yeah, the only two.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: But for whatever reason, he just popped into my head.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Is the date.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: That was an awesome romance?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, an incredible roman, really incredible romance. At the center,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: it's the Strokes are in the news, back in the news.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: But keep thinking about something.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: To my influences, like as a podcast, Billy Madison was huge,
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Ben Stiller, I do, and.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I do like the Beatles. That's as as who's your
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: favorite Beatle? Oh, Paul, okay, Paul. Interesting.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I don't want to say canceled people. I was for
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: some reason I thought of I can't say I don't
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: want to be put in a corner?
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Is it okay? Can I say cancel? You can?
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Very influenced by R Kelly Y Yes, I mean Trapped
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: in the Closet and some of those like Remix to Ignition,
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: there's some of them sound funny to me but also
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: good and like they're just strange. The writing is just
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: like it's almost like it's comedic story, you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Know, and from the mind of something that's like how
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: to how could a human being and.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Taking himself a serious, taking it so serious. It is
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: sort of like AI.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Before AI totally broken.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Ay, I remember there. Yes, we had somebody in our
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: circle of friends in college back when I went to
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: college together, had the DVD for Trapped in the closet,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: which was like, yeah, there are like what fifty chapters?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Do you you know?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm never I like so familiar with it, but I've
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: never I don't think I've consumed any of Traps.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: It was really it's really like going upstairs, knock on the.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Door, currently in jail, Yes, okay, good, okay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: He essentially is like, yes, just singing this narrative with
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: twists and turns, and there's like a video, you know,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: you're getting to see it play out.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: It's an operetta. It's like, you know, it just kind
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: of builds and there's the form of the songs or
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: just sort of meandering.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: But there is also, as I recall, I've not seen
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: this since two thousand and six or whenever we would
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: watch this. There was a sort of audio commentary on
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: the DVD, kind of a director's commentary type thing, which,
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: as I recall, I feel like it's him maybe in
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: a movie theater smoking a cigar watching it. But he's
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: just explaining what he's doing. So right here, I'm walking
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: up the stairs.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: That's like a thing for the visually impaired, Like if
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: you go to the movie theater, tell us something that
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: we don't know what's happening. Yeah, well he's in jail,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, and remix to Ignition?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately has has that all been pulled from streaming services?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Do we think?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think so.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I mean I think that. I mean there are other
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: plenty of musicians who have been canceled their music still
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: on there, so.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta love it. When what I love about
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: it's the remix? Anyone know the Ignition? The actual wow
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: or never hear it?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: I remember going to I do think there is there is,
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: but it doesn't sound anything like it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: It's like heavily guitar bass.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: It's like a rock just a lot of singing. It's
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: the Ignition, Yeah, something like that.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: I think I'm trying to remember it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: It is bold. It's pretty like, uh, you're like very
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: confident to be like, I'm just calling this the remix remix.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: And it's going to have to beat Beef in.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah too to beat Beep. It's really he's really tasted,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: so seriously, it's really really wonderful. So that's like those
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: are because you're probably number one, he's probably my number one.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: He's he's shaped away. I see the world I like
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: to start from. Maybe I shouldn't mention this name too. World.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: He means everything to me. I read everything he's written.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he actually can write.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I think he's illiterate.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I think I think he would.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Go into the studio and just like go straight off. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: because he could not read.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Or complicated man. Yeah, and again in jail and again yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: r Kelly, reach.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: Out, reach out.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Wow, would you have him on your podcast if.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: You zoom from I'm fighting for him. I'm trying trying
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: to prove what it was just the worst people of
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: the last twenty five years.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, whatever gets those clicks and yeah, you
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. Ultimately we're here for the clips.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'll have him on and I'll have him
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: do some takes and send him back to jail.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, that would be fantastic.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: That would be huge, right, Well, I mean, speaking of
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: doing horrible things, just deserving to go to jail. I
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: was looking forward to having you two on the podcast today.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I thought they'd come by, we'd have a nice time.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Beca's been on before. We had a little bit of
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: a fight, but I'm sure he's evolved.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: I have evolved a little bit.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, but you.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Did bring Kyle today. Yes, and the podcast is called
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I know. I said no gifts, right, and you two
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: showed up with this gorgeous gift bag.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, we couldn't help ourselves. I do want I we
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: really because I was just I had a great time.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: I told Kyle how nice.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Yes. I feel like there was some sort of communication
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: issue going on as well, because you were at the gym.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Yes, and we were going to You were going to
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: pick me up in your blue car. And then I
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: was like great, And then I was like, I'm at
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: the gym. It does make sense for me to go
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: home and for you to pick me up and take
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: me to the podcast. So I was like, let's meet
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: at the studio.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: And then you said you should get him a gift.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I said, do you want to pick me
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: up at the gym so that we can go shopping
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: for our pre planned gift together and so we're both
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: a part of it, or do you want to do it?
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: And you said I was going to do it, but
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: this was a collaboration. But Kyle made the purchase by himself,
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: so he.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Regardless, apologies, Okay, I appreciate it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: There was some communicator Yeah, we yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: And I'm glad to hear that you're communicating while you're
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: at the trim. Yes, kind of out of breath, yelling
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: while other people are around.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, yelling when I'm texting.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, well should we open it here on the podcast?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: It would be great. I would you know. I know
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: you said no gifts, but it's in this This might
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: be one of those gifts.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: You're glad that we brought anybody.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to reach it feels like there
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: are multiple things in here package.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: It's it's there are multiple things that it's you know, under.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I'm all out at the same time. Sure, O, yes,
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: this is this is an incredible This feels like it's
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: from an uncle.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: It's a bottle of squirt grapefruit drink, some black and
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: mild cigarettes.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: We would call them cigars.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, these are cigar.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I think there might be cigarette.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I think that's.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: We're all right, there's cigareite as in several scratchers.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, this is kind of the the last minute birthday
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: package surprise.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Like the most deadbeat possible.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: But also this is something that we would give each other,
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: and you know, it just became something like we'd show
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: up to a birthday with Kyle and I were talking
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: about this. We're like, we genuinely love this gift. It's
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: a good gift. It's a good fun gift. The scratches
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: are great. The squirt is for a cocktail, a drink
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: that Kyle what trademarked created when we were living together.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: That's a squirkle. It's a squirrel that's named after Steve Rkle. Yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: squirt and vodka and ice cubes.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fifty things.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: I was watching a lot of Family matters at the time,
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: and does Rkle drink squirt or anything happened? It just
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: kind of worked out that, Like I was like, oh,
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I like squirt was like what if you put some
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: booze in it and.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: You kind of it's kind of you squirrel it up. Yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: kind of Grkle the squirt, Yeah, is it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Still a cocktail?
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: You're having on occasion.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: You know, I feel like one of the last ones
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I had was I stayed a year longer than beck
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: a't said night live okay, And on my first week
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: back from La, he had moved back to LA sent
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: me a big leader bottle of squirrel and some vodka,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: and so that was probably the last Sarah. It was
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: very sweet. It was like break a leg, yeah, oh,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: have a squirrel.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: And so this is what you would just take to
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: party my birthday just in case you need to give something?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Do you feel like it's complicated to give somebody scratchers
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: because what if they win big?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I think you have to. I think that's the sacrifice
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: you're making.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: To the person to scratching, you know. So it's, you know,
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: if you want to give us fifty percent of your
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: life kind of.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: A moral old issue. It becomes a sort of like
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: what sort of person are you?
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Really? It's a personality test. I really say, I scratch
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: a decent amount. I scratch probably like twice a year. Okay,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: that's that's every Thanksgiving.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, I try to scratch it and trying to scratch more.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Well, you got I'm very healthy, yes, but I bet
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm thinking, chances are you've got at least a
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: free ticket in that.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I think I should all scratch one?
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Should we all scratch? I was helping what we could.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Is there is there one that's more expensive or has
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: a bigger price.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: A lot looks like is a Jaws? This looks a
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: very exciting one.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: This looks like a big one.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: There's a full of five hundreds.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: I think that. Yeah, I've got poker nights, and I've
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: got a classic.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: I've got cash crush. This is more of a.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Tattoo themed and then I've got kind of a Jaws
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: has a Jaws experience through some sort of app and
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: almost a holograma.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: That is a really cool one.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Thank you. I have exactly three coins.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: You have a shocking amount of coins.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Actually I paid for this in cash. I think you
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: have to pay. Do you have to pay for scratchers
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: and cash?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: I think so wow?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Because it's gambling, I'm okay, I'm gonna scratch off my wind.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I've got to learn my rules here.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody, oh yeah, this is I never do this.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: In any of your If any of your hands beat
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: the dealer's hand, win prize. Shown for that hand, uncover
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: the bonus bot multiplayer total.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Crowd that number.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just gonna scratch them all off dealers.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do I just scratch them all?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: This is you really.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Can you can do it one by one. Let's see it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: No matches, Nope, no matches.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, if anybody cares my my dealer's hand, he's got
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: a he's got two pairs of pairs of a pair
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: of sevens in a pair of fours.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Show us is going away here. I'm just gonna scratch
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: it then see yeah, me too.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: What if I got no I got no anchors. Sorry
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: for this to try to us here.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: This is a disaster.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I don't have a single little boat or on the shark.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I bet those are the big winners. Well five hundred,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: ten thousand, okay on cover.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Not doing well?
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: No, no oh no, thirty nine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Come on, I'm gonna have to have one of you
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: look at this because I, oh, this doesn't make any
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: sense to me.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: This is I have one now you have you looked
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: at the I mean like, have you looked at the potential?
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: This is the thing about scratchers to me is like
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: if the lines you didn't win but if you look
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: at the prizes, for instance, like I could have gotten
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: seventy five thousand dollars gotten correct, that's a different you. Yes,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: it's like a sliding door situation.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Right, And I have no idea what I could have
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: possibly won.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Shouldn't you want me to take away while I do this?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Other on my full that could be.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: The one that could be the winner.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: I still have a chance at a fast fifty over here?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what's the most you've ever won on one
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: of these?
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Like ten bucks, twenty bucks?
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: I think twenty bucks?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, anyway, matching away here? What is it? What is
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: the game here?
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: Just match these numbers or get a symbol? So okay,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: So if you see any of these numbers, which I
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: do not forty forty one, one, twenty four, carteen.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Wowteen chances to win, match any of your numbers.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Ten chances and scratch dust on you want?
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Do we want this on the table?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: We leave this permanent?
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: This is nice, This is part of the gift, and
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: that you could just.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Make it us rub it into the table. Okay, look
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: at this again. This is again I truly have no
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: idea how.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: To full of five hundreds is what it says full
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: of five hundred dollars.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Right, so we should I guess just guaranteed five.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Us trying to match anything.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I think, so is anything?
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Did we win anything today?
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: We have won nothing?
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Thirty two?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: What?
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: God? Like you know usually when you win four cards? Yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: usually when we don't win anything, it's private and it's
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: like all alone. But now this is this.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Is lasted out to America World. Wait, hold on, oh
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: you're seeing something.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: No, no, I'm not your numbers. Any of the numbers
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: win that prize uncovered. Now I thought I might have
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: gotten a ticket pre ticket.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: But now this seems like a mistake on the lottery
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: commissions part, because it's like give somebody five dollars to
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: get them back to buy another.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: That's typically what you went. Its like a free ticket
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: or a couple of dollars to.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Win another one.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Getting back to that counter, I have I think I
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: know wrong theory.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, tell tell me your theory, because I have a
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: theory too. I'm going to give you a little background
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: in the gift buying process. Okay. I I thought the
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: variety would be fun, so I said I want four
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: five dollars scratchers I'm thinking the same thing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I should have just gone the same category.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're more likely to get a winner in there.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're really chopping down.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: It's okay, Kyle, but that.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Also might be they might actually be both equally good strategy.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Jeez, I don't know who I just am now.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of wishing that I was there. I kind
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: of wishing you picked me up. We made it, We
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: made this could have been amazing.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: We talked about this last evening. I said I was
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: going to pick you up. We would go, and.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: I threw a wrench in the plan with my workout.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: It's more just though, like you know, I like the variety, right.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: And I think it is fun. I mean, having the
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Jaws one was really nice and people are people love
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: I p yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Do you think mister Spielberg know about this interesting?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sure he signed off.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Put on his desk. He has to look at every
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Jaws related.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: This fits the brand.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I love gambling, I love lot How do we get
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Jaws in there? Why is Jaws?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Who's that for? Really?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Why is Jaws just now on lottery cars?
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I know it's it's the
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: intersection of like, yeah, some sort of like movie nerd
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: and gambling.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Right, love scratchers, Yeah, or I guess five year old
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: degenerate you fans. Oh yeah, the little there's like either
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: a shark or a boat, right and cover a boat?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I got neither.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're cute.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: They should have had one other cute thing that everybody gets. Yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: just you know, because everyone likes to see a little
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: graphic econ of rig.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, what if it was kind of like if
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: you if you uncover it, kiss you for the job,
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: kiss kiss Yeah, for the jobs, kiss the person closest
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: to you. So you could go over somebody who want
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: to kiss and be like, look at the kiss thing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of want fired by the gas station to
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: kiss you.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, so like it becomes more of an interactive.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Honestly, Okay, this is a new idea. Yeah, and we
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: own it. I guess your show would own it because
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: this is I and we come up with here is
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: yours is mine. But I'm talking I'm talking about social
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: real world scratch, real worldscra. So you bring him to
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: a party. I got a high five from whoever person
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: to my right or whatever, or like you have to
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: do this or do that or tell me this.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: You should pursue this.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: I should like a fun thing and you can just.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Bring a couple. You don't have to bring the whole
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: board game, but bring a couple.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I love it. Here's my only bump. Okay, my only bump,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: which I think we can get over when you pitch
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: on it. The other part, they have to be willing participants, right, yes, right,
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: So like how do you determine. Is it like we're
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: going to play real world scratches right now or do
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: you just assume that like people are gonna be down.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's you have to say everybody gets one, yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: and we're all committing to whatever happens.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you don't have to do it all at once.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: But yeah, I think it's like an agreement, like it
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: has to be like a party or a get together,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: so you have.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Like you have to go home. Yeah, so it's like
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: you're really rolling the dice.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: So funny, like yeah, I had to go home, like
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: we kind of it was like thirty minutes in and
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: I scratched.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: A house in my night got worth.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: But it would create stories, yeah, and dynamics, it would
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: it would put a spin on.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: There could be one like the host has to cancel
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: the party. Yeah, I mean there are all sorts of
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: things that could happen on this scratch. I mean, this
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: is something you should do. This is a nice second
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: showery Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I mean I would imagine that you have a creative,
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: ambitious audience. Do you think somebody's gonna.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Try to steal it before you? Yeah, well you've got
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: two weeks to get this off the ground, or at
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: least get the patent pending.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I heard patents are hard.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Well, this is the other thing. I think of a
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: lot of ideas on this podcast, just basically setting traps
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: for lawsuits where I'm like, hopefully somebody does take the idea,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: then I slam them later.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Oh that's smart.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: So if they do the work, I get the money.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Do you think that would be that would hold up?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Well, I would fight for it, certainly. It would at
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: least take up some of my time yeah yeah yeah,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure I've got a lot of free time.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: And it could be content, yeah, it could be con clips, yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: whatever creates some good content.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: You essentially just need to prove that they may have
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: listened to the podcast.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, which I'm sure would be very easy to do. Yeah,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: when you go through their internet history or whatever, it feels.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I would love to create something something
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: like that that just goes getting right.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Where it's just like now that thing just just the
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: thing that I thought of and it makes me money.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a really really this is a solid one.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: You guys help me, Like honestly, you guys are a
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: part of it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Like I couldn't have come up with it, but this
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: is this podcast is a think tank. Yeah really, it's
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: an idea show so that I need you to pursue that.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I'm shocked nobody has before.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: That feels like the next big.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: It's like you know what I'm what it's like, similar
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: to my head is like sex diced, Yes, yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: What's sex dice? And that seems like something from another
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: era that's an r Kelly.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think like two thousand and three. Yeah, it's
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: it's like is it to die? I think it's like
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: you roll maybe roll two of them, one lands on kiss,
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: the other one lands on porso or something like that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, right, there.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Are other little sexy games like that, but this wouldn't
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: be sexy. I mean, there could be some sexy stuff.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Sure, sure, but I'm just saying like this is Yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I'm just comparing it to like.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Right, the randomness, the chance of social interaction. Yeah, you
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: have different layers. One could be deeply sexual, deeply sort
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: of parties where you just want things to go in
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: a direction that no one planned on.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yeah, they could all different categories.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Children's party, families, getting a fight with mom, that sort
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: of thing.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, children, that's great.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Get them kind of used to gambling early on.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get them hooked. Yeah, this is gonna be great.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: I want to talk to somebody after this.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to talk to talk to about this
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: sort of thing?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Maybe you think the guy at the convenience store.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just let me know where you went.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: I'll go back and tell my plan. One's liquor.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: So I've got an idea that I want you to
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: help me with.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Hey, so my friend Kyle came here earlier. Where do
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: you get these maids?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Because I actually want to do some social ones.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: What I want to do like social scratchers. So wherever
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: you get these maids, sir? I want to make some
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: I have some ideas.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Where do they paint these paint.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: That would be fun to get some of that that
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: scratcher paint.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Where does that come from?
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Some factory?
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: It's got to be fascinating. It's I assume it's liquid. Yeah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: it's like such a specific type of thing. It seems
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: like the sort of thing that like was invented accidentally
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: by NASA.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'm surprised there hasn't been like, you know, scratchers. Yeah,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: they're awful for you. You scratch those things off, like
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: it releases clydo tortamine and it like reduces your.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Can I gets under your fingernails, into your blood street.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a couple of things I want to I
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: want to just sort of get into. I'm looking at
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: the back of the jaws scratchery here. This I did
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: not know, and I don't know if it's something I've
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: been missing out on in my whole in the last
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: few years. Scratching Second Chance. What's this for another? There's
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: a QR code for another way to win prizes. Scan
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: QR code to submit eligible non winning scratchers at California
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Loottery dot com, slash second Chance or use the mobile app.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Mail and entries are not accepted.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: So we could get the mobile app and maybe get
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: a second chance.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: There's something so sad about and like, I need a
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: second chance on them, please.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: I'm waiting to be approved for my second chance because
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like it was quite fair.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: And it alsoys you play schools wins, so I guess
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: they're hoping that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I do think that's kind of the thing
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: about the lottery right where it's like it doesn't help
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: public schools in some way. It's like we had to
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: find some good use for ruining people's lives.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the schools get a couple dollars.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet it's very small.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: And it's very complicated for them to recoup it. It
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: just sits in an account and they're like, yeah, can't
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: really it's for schools, but there's no way to get
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: it to them.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: It's like those box tops on the top of Cereal.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: There are all these ways for public schools to make
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: money and they have to really fight.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: For right is Yeah, it's so sad that that's how
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: they They're just trying to get anything they can.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of our education money is tied up in
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: the lotto, council and general mills essentially.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's safe there.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: It's like safe trust.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: They don't trust the teachers to use that on school suppose. No,
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: uh huh no, no no.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Are you two gamblers at all?
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: A little bit but not not really nothing regular Like
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: if I go to Vegas, I will set a certain
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: amount probably and then play around with that. But when
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I've gone recently, it's it just kind of I lose
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: it kind of quickly, and I'm like, why why am
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: I doing this? It's kind I recognize that it's for.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: The rush, and you feel a rush, fel.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: The rush, and it's fun and it's exciting. But I
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: have I've actually done really good at blackjack.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Oh that's the one I think you potentially can do
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: well last Yes.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: I mean because they can tell you everything you should
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: statistically do, like the house would hit or it would not,
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: and you can kind of like talk to your friends
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: and kind of feel feel the energy, take a little
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: bit of mushrooms, feel the energy, feel the flow. Yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: That's how I've I've won money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: kind of like okay, yeah, and then I went you know,
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: and I just yeah, that's what I want.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: That's a beautiful stretch.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, don't don't do the other. Don't do the
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: other hard drugs, drinking. Don't they try to liquor you up? No,
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: stay clear, play blackjack on math right, No.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Horrible mood.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Horrible mood. Tap into the energy of the universe. Have
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: some psilocybin.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Right, tears running down your face. That sounds nice. Oh interesting.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: See that's the one that to me that you can
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: kind of trick your stuff into thinking you can do
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: well at but simply can't.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Have you have you won?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah? Oh yeah, I would say. I'm yeah, I
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: and I don't. I mean, obviously it's luck based, but
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: I do think I have that some sort of sense
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: you have what it takes, you know, I'm moving things around,
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: like I'm looking at the chart, I'm seeing what's coming up.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about you? Are you a gambler?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Not at all? I mean it puts me in a
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: bad mood, and I know so little about it that
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: it's intimidating.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Ydting.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I was at the Palm Springs Casino last year and
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I was intimidated by the slot machines. And there's no
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: other person involved with that. Yeah, but I was like,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to use this, even I thought
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: you just pulled the lever, but now they're all electronics,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: so it's like I love thee Yeah, so when you
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: take that away, what am I am? Looking at a
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: mobile game and the buttons terrible?
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Yes. I feel like anytime you look at a slot machine,
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: like something will line up, but you just have no
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: idea what you're aiming for or if that's like, if
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: you do then sometimes you win. You're like, yeah, exactly
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: where right?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not for me at all.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's smart. That's the way to go.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it probably is. Yeah, well, but I
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: feel like setting a limit and being like this will
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: be fun and then my money will be gone. It's
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: the same as playing arcade games or something.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and if you get a couple of hours of
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: entertainment and excitement, it's like going to an amusement park.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: I was I was thinking of after this going to
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: buy baseball cards, going to buy packs of baseball cards,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: which essentially is the same thing, like you're you're paying chance.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, you may already own all of those cards, yes, right,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: but I might get you never know what you're gonna pull.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Where would you buy a baseball card now?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Burbank Sports cards. Yeah, Burbank sports cars, Burbank sports cards,
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Borts sports banks. But is that hard to say Burbank
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: sports cards, sports cards. No, No, no, Burbank sports cards.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: It's something Burbank sports cards.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: It's three vowels shapes that are very different from each other.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I think bur Bank Sports sports bank.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Card, work card.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough. There is one close to us in Rock.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Games and Cards dot com dot com kind of like
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Yummy dot com our favorite.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always good to put the dog about it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Can you go in there?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: You can go in there, But I wonder if you
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: have to buy it online before going.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I don't think so, because I've been into one once.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: But it felt wrong. It felt like I was walking
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: into the internet. I don't know why. Maybe it's very
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: cool because of the story, just because then and I
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: was like, am I doing this wrong?
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I would never think I have to go
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: to the grocery store. I'll go to yummy dot com.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: It's not what it's called.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called that sounds like you need like a
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: portal to get in That's what I'm saying.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: It's like it's just a name, but it did this
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: thing to my head where I was like, there, I
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: must be missing us, right, there must be some sort
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: of digital yeah, because like.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Just walking up to a cash register at yummy dot
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: com with like your produce, there's got to be one
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: more step between you and the cash register, right.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not right.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I don't like it.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like what was their deal. It was probably
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: just food delivery at some point.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I think that sounds right.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: And now they have probably one and a half locations left.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess you can.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: So just go to yummy dot com. Maybe they have
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: a message board. They should add that sort of thing
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: to the website.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Maybe get like a Patreon or something.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, support us, support our grocery store rough patriot.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised we haven't been asked to do ads for
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: yummy dot com. Yeah, I don't know if.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: The money is there.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I bet they were an early podcast at the time.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: People, I don't know if you got if you had
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: any like sort of during the pandemic during lockdown, like
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: we were ordering nuts from nuts dot com.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've almost ordered from nuts dot com.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: I never have never even thought about it, like you
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: needed that? Did you need that many?
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Or there were specific guy, I don't know. That was
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: the turning point where it's like we got to get
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: some nuts in here? Where do we get them? And
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: it's like oh, nuts dot com.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but not like grocery delivery.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Well it was that, it was Yeah, I don't know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: I think it was early on. I don't know what
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: we had, you know, neurosias and nerves about like kind
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: of in the groceries, but.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Needed specific types of nuts or whatever. I think I
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: eat a lot of brazil nuts, so I probably went
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: to nuts dot com give me some brazil nuts, and
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: then realized you could just buy nuts on any platform.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I mean seems specific.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I mean I know we're not We're like probably you know,
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: thirty years too late. But if there is a product
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: that doesn't have.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: A web address, like like like oh, just some cyber squad.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Yes, I used to do that with with my buddies
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: John and Gabe.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Were cyber squads.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Well, they would like we would.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Get websites that we thought would be valuable. Of course, yeah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: none of them pay, don't you remember any of them?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: No?
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of them were jokes too, like get like
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: like chocolate chip wich dot com or something.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Like kind of safe though, that seems like it could
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: be some thing.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, chip wich sandwich, chip wich, ice cream sandwich.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it feels like it either a way to
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: make money or just get sued.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: By the company.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: But at some point, yeah, I think there was like
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: that famous example of the guy ordered or buying pizza
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: dot com and then that that was his life. Yes,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: his life's work essentially selling pizza dot com.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: That's great and who needs Who got was it? You
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: think it's like a major corporation.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet it was like one of our dominoes
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I I recently because I missed good websites. I thought
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: website dot com would be a good and then have
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: like a classic website to use. You know, we all
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: missed just a website to go to. But I think
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: it was taken. So it's a shame, and it was
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: for no purpose. Of course, it's a bad website, right,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: somebody needs to We just need one solid website.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: It would be nice to have a like an old
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: like old school comedy website.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just something you go to and you know you'll
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: what you're getting.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what was your Yeah? What is your? What were
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: your Early Internet like sort of like.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Action middle school, a lot of looking up Nintendo video
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: games like n sixty four dot com. Then it like
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: bled into music with like Pitchfork, Dusted magazine is like
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: a review website, like through college, and then that's when
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: things started falling apart, when it became like there was
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: a brief period just a few years ago that Gawker
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: was good, like actually good writing, and then the money
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: fell out and now it's some scam. What were you
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: guys going.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: To early Internet?
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I mean I went to old school hip hop dot com.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a cool one.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: And I really liked website. Yeah, I liked I Like
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: I liked the cartoons my older brothers were into, like
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: so like this is nerdy, but like like Transformers wasn't
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: on TV anymore, but I got into like watching the
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: intros to like the Transformers cartoons that came out in
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: like the late eighties that I had never been exposed to, right,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: And so I would search like those like things that
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: like now because of YouTube, are so easy to find
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: and prevalent, but like you would find a site dedicated
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: to this sort of like niche thing, and I'd like
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: download like a real player video of season the six
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: intro to Transformers, right.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: I would do. I was like, I was just trying.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: I was finding like sketches and specifically Mister Show season
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: three and four online. I remember, that's like what I
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: was doing in high school.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: And what website would you go to? Would it be
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: like a Mister Show fan site?
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: No, it was just I would just go to Linme
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: download episodes and sketches.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Napster Kazah yeah, but.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Full on websites. I don't really remember many early, like
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: maybe in college, just like the typical e bombs world.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: There's like a very specific video from Ebomb's World that's
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: sort of like really imprinted in my head that I
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: have not watched since two thousand and four. Probably Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: I wonder if either of you are aware of it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking no, but you could have been in a
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: room with you watching it. It's a video of, like
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: I want to say, three dudes in seemingly a dorm room.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Somebody's holding a camera and okay, but one of the
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: guys throws a pair of scissors at the other guy.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: And it lands like I think in his hand or arm,
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: and then the guys, the guys like, why did you
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: do that? Look at that?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Look at what you did?
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Why did you do that?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: That sounds familiar. But I've also I feel like I've
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: seen other videos of people getting darts stuck in their Yeah,
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: They're all over the place. So I can't can't.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Say, I gotta find that scissors video.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: You gotta find that, I bet.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I bet it's a famous video that like at some
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: point so many people had seen it because there were
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: like fifty videos online, so almost everyone would see these videos.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: There was an early video like that that I remember,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: like two moms in a fight maybe at an airport
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: about one of their kids having THHC in their system,
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: and then one of them just punches they want the
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: other one in.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: The face, oh man.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: And it was one of those early things where now
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: like you see way worse online where you're like, well,
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm seeing this.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now I'm like, I don't know if this is
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: real or not.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, most of the time, it's not towards like it's like,
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: even if it is real, it was planned in advanced
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: ye or it's terrible. It's all ruined, essentially terrible. Yeah, well,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: do we have anything to say about these cigarillos.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Cigarillo, Cigai. I think it's Cigarello, Cigarillo.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know, Cigaurillo, I would say, but yeah, that's
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: probably more accurately.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure that's how it's supposed to be said.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Right, we did. But this is a popular item at
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Script's Ranch High School circa nineteen ninety nine or two
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: thousand and three. I don't know if people were, yeah,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: fucking with these people are fucking with new Trier not.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I think they were trying to
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: steal like legit cigars from their dads, you know.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: So you can, like but sometimes you could, like you
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: could smoke them obviously as they are, but you could
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: also I.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: Don't want to inhale those. You could maybe, I think so, right, No,
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: inhaling on those. It's like a cigar that sounds right.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: They're sweet though, their fairies.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: You want that in your mouth. You want to switch
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: it around like a nice conyak.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: But you could also slice it open and I think
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: and like sort of turn it into a quas eye blunt.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that fine.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I haven't had a blunt in decades.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, And this feels like so ready made. Yeah,
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: and there's something a little like contraband about turning one
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: of these.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: That's pretty badass. That's like if you show up somewhere
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: and you like cut one of those open and you're
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: like rolling a big fat blunt. Yes, that's really so
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: you have like immediate street crowds.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: People, I mean they're wondering, like what sort of choices
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: does this person make? Yeah, basically this this person.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Is the tip of the iceberg. What else is there?
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Exactly? It is to me though, so funny that like this,
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know you guys felt what it was like
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: growing up, But like the idea of like sixteen year
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: old like sixteen year old like just like in like
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: kind of somewhat wealthy communities, like kind of smoking blunts.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know something about it is very silly to me.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Listening to like the Chronic two thousand or something like that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, but cigars were a big deal. And I
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: think in junior high or like no, like fourteen fifteen,
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: a lot of kids I went I went to Walgreens
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: once and stole a bunch of cigars. I went to
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: the bathroom and took off the security wrap and threw
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: it in the trash and put them in my pocket
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: and walked out.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: The fact that you could just pick them up is crazy,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Like there was a time period when they were right.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, enough, it's just in the aisle open wow.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And I would go to construction sites where they're
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: building new houses and like smoke cigars they were friend.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Oh I missed going into like a construction half constructed house,
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: just waddering around.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: It's so fun.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: I love that there's a slight element of danger. But
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: you know, if somebody shows up there, you haven't done
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: anything wrong, right right, they'll ask you to leave.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they could. I think they could prosecute you.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: I think they could turn the cops on you, and
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: you could. Yeah, it is trespassed.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I think as an adult it's probably a different situation. Yeah,
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: especially if you're like walking away with lumber or.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there is stuff on those sites to kind of find,
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: you know, right right, sneak into.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: The trucks and stuff. Yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I when was the first time you smoked anything?
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: It must have been a cigar, like seventh or eighth
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: grade okay, yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: And was there like a pressure or were you the
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: did you spearhead the attempt?
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I think I don't know if I spearheaded it, but
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: like there were other kids that were older and they
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: were like maybe I think I surprisingly. I think like
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: the parents were okay with us taking a couple of puffs.
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: That's interesting, yeah, because we weren't inhaling, right, And yeah,
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: I think I remember doing it around like junior high
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: graduation with some parents like you can have some puffs,
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: but don't inhale very French.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. I remember my first time smoking weed more
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: so than like a cigarette, and it was I don't
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: want to throw my brother out of the bus, but
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: it was a situation. I was visiting him in college huh,
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: at Berkeley, and I was doing a bit actually was
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: in eighth grade, and he had some sort of like
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: weird trinkets on his table and I said something like
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: is that do you do? You use those for your drugs?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: And he's like, how long have you known that I
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: do drugs? And I was like, oh, I didn't know,
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: and then he smoked me out. Who did this?
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Sean Sean?
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So he was initially like mad or felt like
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: you were felt.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: I think he felt bad. I think he felt I
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: think there was like remorse that like you had disappointed you. Yeah, exactly,
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: you've known about this when like I was fully like
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: just messing around and then yeah, I smoked for the
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: first time and kind of haven't been the same since. Yeah,
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: it's okay to some people.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I never smoked a cigarette never, never, not once. But
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I grew up in Mormon culture and like dare elementary
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: school culture, so it was like a double thing of
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: being afraid of cigarettes.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: Right right, And I mean they really don't offer anything.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: No appeal whatsoever.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: When I when I first smoked a cigarette, it was
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know if this is a thing, and I'm
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: hesitant to put it even put it out there, but
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: it doesn't really matter. It's fine. But there was immediate arousal.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: From smoking a cigaprees.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, immediately, like whoa, like the first couple of times,
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: like and I think I did it by myself. What
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: I think, like there was like a pack of cigarette,
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: like I found a cigarette and like did it when
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: my parents were out, and it was it was a
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: wild experience. I mean it was like a what just.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: The psychological tithe.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: I don't else, I don't know, but I'm surprised. I'm
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: surprised I haven't heard about it more. But I was
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: like around the same time junior high.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe it could it be tied in at all to
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: like imagery of people smoking cigaret it's after sex. Oh
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: that makes a little so okay.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: No, no, because it was like it was it was chemical,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: it was like, well it was fully whoa, that's crazy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the tobacco company's last secret.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: You've not They should get it out. This is a
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: new plus for them. You no longer feel anything, unfortunately not.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I keep trying, but.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: You're smoking more and more.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Come on, come on, do it just.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Burning through package?
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, one of these days. Baby.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Wow, wonderful And I've got something to smoke and no
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: winnings whatsoever. When was the last time you saw Jaws?
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I saw it for the first time last years. Interesting experience.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: What did you How did you receive it?
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: There was one scary part, the part with the dead
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: body in the water. Okay, the rest of the movie
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: did not scare me at all. And then there was
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: way too much of just men talking on a boat
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: to each other, just kind of connecting. I feel like
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: that could have gone away.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there are people that specifically love that stuff.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm sure, and they're wrong.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: We want to see the shark want I'm here to.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Watch the shark do its thing r and watching Richard
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Dreyfus connect on a human level or whatever. It's not
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: no interest.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think growing up, I mean I saw Jaws,
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: and it's I saw too early, okay, and I was
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: haunted by it, afraid of the ocean, the depths of
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: the ocean. But I remember, I think Jaws two even more, but.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: It has more Jaws, it has more jobs.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: And less emotional connecting with the older guys, and there
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: was like more gore and stuff. I think that's where
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: they kill him at the end, when he like bites
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: onto the electric rod and there's sailing there in a sailboat.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like a water things three maybe.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that was definitely. Like my friend Matt,
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: we went over to his house and like we rented
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: all the Jaws movies, different sleepover nights and like sleepovers
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: the movies. It was. It's one of those like entry
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: level like like sounds and titles that it's like should
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: we rent jaws, like not knowing anything, but it's like, Okay,
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: that's going to be scary.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: There's something sort of exotic about it. An adult Yes, yeah, right.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: I remember I speaking of the rental days, I tried
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: to form one of my birthdays. We're having a sleepover.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: I wanted to get Don't Be a Menace the Waynes
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: Brothers one to South Central Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Was that the full title, yes, and we wanted to
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: get that, but my parents or my older brother got
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: Don't Be a Menace Menace to Society instead, which is
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: like an R rated intense, you know movie, and it
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: was it was really intense. We started watching that when
• 59:50
  Speaker 5: I was way too young. We thought it was going
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: to be a comedy.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: These kids like, oh no, were you did you with
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: your Mormon upbringing? Were you like kind of only how
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: what was the curation of like movies?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: We were not allowed to watch R rated movies, and
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: there was like this I think they've kind of been
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: sued into oblivion at this point, but there was like
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: a business that would edit movies and rent them out
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: to people called the clean Flicks.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: So there was a period of time where there were
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: like several movies I had seen R rated movies that
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: like watching them as an adult, I just didn't realize
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: there were huge chunks cut out of it. So I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: think like the first really R rated movie I ever
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: saw was in high school. I was probably in I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: think it was maybe twenty eight days later. M Yeah,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: I don't think I saw a lot of R rated
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: movies prior to that. Occasionally I think my dad would
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: take us to movies, but it was just like, well,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: I want to see this and I have these three boys.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: What else am I going to do with them? Sure,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: we're going to the movies. And none of the movies
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: appealed to me whatsoever. But yeah, I think that's still
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: kind of a thing. You don't watch an R rated
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: film as a Mormon.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: Interesting, wow and that and that, like wyeah, what is
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: the what gets cut out? I mean obviously like nudity,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: I imagine violence.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: And this is where we get into some territory. Absolutely
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: no violence whatever we cut out, just nudity, your sex and.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Could you say the F word?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: You can't say the F word? I think that's probably.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: But violence was okay.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: Violence is totally fine.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Of course, of course, of course, Yeah, classic the human body.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: I don't want to see that.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: We want to see the boobs and butts. Sure, there
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: are no penises. It's only been happening more recently. Wasn't
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: that thing like if there was a penis in a movie,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: that would be like X rated.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, guys, here are the rules. Here are the rules.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: No penises, only boobies. Okay?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Do they vote, like it's a bunch of guys in
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: a room.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: How did they come to that decision?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Not allowed to see a penis in a movie?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: And then how does it like, how have they changed
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: their minds on that? They like, let's get together and
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: talk about Dix again, just like.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's a board of guys, and they're like,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: penises are approved, you guys, comedically if possible.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: And then I'm sure there's like an amount of time
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: that it can be shown. I think we have loosened
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: up quite a bit to the point of like they're
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: probably not timing it anymore, like counting the amount of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: times that you see it. But there was a point
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: when I think it was like, well, if you see
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: a flash or a blink of one, that's fine.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: You can get away with that. They could be PG
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: thirteen category.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: A penis right or a butt. Yeah, I've seen some
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: like G or PG movies with a butt. Really feel
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: like I've seen a commercial with a butt. To be honest.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, we got to get the ratings rated.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: That was PG thirteen.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that I remember. That was a big one.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: As far as like if you were like a teenager
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: or like an elementary school or wait to you see Titanic?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Was there was there a boob and butt and that boom.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I know he drew her, but yeah, she's naked. She's naked, right,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: But to.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Be funny, if you didn't see her, you just trying.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: And the drawing was kind of bad.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Is that what's that what he's seeing?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Or is he just not good at drying?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Does the public goes wild for It's.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: A really good drawing. It's better than the real flick.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: That's something in movies. If a character is drawing something
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: will always be funny to me when the drawings revealed
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: like a sincere drawing, Yes, so stupid.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: One of the funniest parts of the movie pop Star
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: to me is when Andy Sandberg's characters shows his drawings
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: of horses.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: There's a there's also a great bit in road Trip
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: where Andy Dick I don't know what he's like working
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: at I don't know if it's a gas station or whatever,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: but he's watching a bob Ross episode, which, like bob Ra,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: you know, iconically is like at is painting these beautiful
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: like environments and trees and like yeah, a little dash
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: of green or whatever, and then Andy dig is going along.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: It's just like a really shitty drawing version of the painting.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: It's very, very funny to me, and I'm sure it
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: would be very the year two thousand and one, I'm
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: sure be funny in all of us.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: But we gotta see it with the horses and pop star.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: You gotta go. Can't describe these things not saying you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: messed up. I messed up. You know, it's just not
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: gonna be as good as no.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: No, oh, no, okay, I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry. No,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: I think that. I mean, I feel like there's some
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: people out there listen to this like that sounds like funny. Ship.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I'm laughing already.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: I can see it now, it's possible. The cheese, I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: can see it now, the clouds.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: Or I don't know perfect.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: That's play the game.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: That's I got it real quick. Yeah, Sam Louis obispo
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: great shirt. Thank you.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: That's a I got this at uh in Highland Park,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: at a place called Leader of the Pack. It's like
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: a nice little vintage store that's not too crazy price.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: It's wonderful. Is it on York It's on York near Joy, Yes, Okay,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: I'm wonderful. Can I tell you something that bothers me
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: about Joy? Please? I love Joy?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: I love Joy, and I'd like to hear a complaint.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, there's always a long line. Yes, But to me,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: the delivery is perfect. I don't know why people are
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: spending so much time going into the rest.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: I absolutely agree. I only get it delivered. I've never
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: been to the You've never been. No, I've been to
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: Pine and Crane right and love it. It's a great experience.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I find the line of Pine and Crane more problematic
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: than a Joy, because, first of all, you have to
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: find parking in one of the worst parking situations on Earth. Yes,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: and then the line could stretch around the building.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Joy, there's easy parking if you get there around six
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: to six thirty.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: No, line, But I agree. Have you had both versions?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I got to take it.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: I've actually never eaten inside. You never eaten because the
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: line intimating, right, do they.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Ever have something at the restaurant that they don't have
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: available for delivery?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: So you really it travels so well.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: It really does travel well. I think that's it. And
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, I feel like you're getting the experience.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's like become a staple of our rotation.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: It's good. It's so good, and it's just like kind
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: of simple. You can get like the rice with pork,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: rice with chicken, some greens and noodles. Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had the omelet delivered. The pancake, oh
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: that work delivered?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, very good, very good. I get it with everything.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always get everything. I can't imagine it without everything.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: I know you need it all.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Listener, we're talking about a restaurant, right, Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: It's one of the best.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: We live in, would say, yeah, that makes sense.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: It's a breakfast end which yeah, you live I live
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: in Highland Park, Yo. Yeah, listener, if you're ever in
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Highland Park, California and you want to wait in a line.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Joys the place to go. Go to Joy, but it's
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: a lovely place and it feels like they're almost doing
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: a public service because it's still affordable and it's still
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: very good.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And your complaint does not really complain about the restaurant.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: No, No, the food is great. I'm just like I
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: want to tell the people in line, like, just so
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: you know, you can have an alternative plan here, right,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: you can do something else.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean complaining about the line there. Actually I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: was there two nights ago, and this is a complaint
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: about human behavior where the line started getting long and
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: rather than waiting outside, everyone this group decided to start
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: just lining up around tables. So if they were just
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: standing with an inches of us in line, wouldn't if
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: the line was at to the door, would you decide
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: to wait outside the door or would you start to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: fill up the restaurants?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: Absolutely wait outside.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: This kind of thing happened to me recently at Proof,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: where I was like get Proof baker right, and I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: was like getting some stuff with my son. They were
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: like there's a little area and I was like getting
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: some flowers and some I was like looking through some.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Boat boat bouquets.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Bouquets an impossible word impossible, and people were like filling
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: in to get in line and getting in our way
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: and like congesting the restaurant. I was like, why are
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: you doing this? They just like wait until there's space
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: and you can just wait outside.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it makes me kind of irrationally angry.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Me too, I through some comments, why do this? You
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: had to get in?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I started making like I vocalize some sort of complaints. Yeah,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: probably just annoise.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yay, very passive.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: They'll be like, was that for me?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of liking get closer to Okay, we're going
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: to play a game called Gift a Curse, but I
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: need a number between one and ten from.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: You, from both of them together coming up? Yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: what if okay? Yeah yeah wait, sorry, we're saying the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: same time. See if we have the same number. Okay, okay,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, Okay, I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: want to I want to lock into you. Okay, I
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: have one, Okay, I have between two different options. I'm
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: trying to read where you're at. Okay, on three, we
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: go one, two three, then we.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Say yeah, one two three four.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: That was my other one, dude, amazing job.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Five five It feels like a five right, yeah, okay,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: well I mean.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: It means I thought you were gonna have three n six,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: so really cool stuff.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: It would have been incredible if you've had we've been doing.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: We actually have found a couple of moments in our
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: course of podcasting where we have been like mentally locked in. Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: got is just practice close. Yeah, we were really close.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll work on or just agree on one number
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: that you will always oh yeah, yeah, true, simple treat. Okay,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: game pieces right now. You could erect, commend, promote, do
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: whatever you want.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back, okay, Okay, great listeners. Kyle and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: I have an incredible podcast called What's Our Podcast where
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: we don't know what our podcasts should be about, so
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: we have a guest come on and they tell us
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: and we try it. We're always searching. We will never
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: not be searching.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fun chance for Beck and I to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: hang out together. We've known each other since we were
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: eighteen years old. We worked on Saturnight Live together, which
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: was actually a really cool job. Yeah, it was really amazing.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: With everybody in New York City. And if you think about, like,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: to me, that's like sort of a comedy institution. I
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: think of like the old school era, and then there
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: was like different eras and just to be a part
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: of it was really really special. And to do it
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: with one of your friends you were obviously you've been
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: one of my friends.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been one of my friends. And I made
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: many other friends there and I'm hopefully going to be
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: making more friends.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: We don't do the show anymore, no, No, we are not.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: So now it's like sort of we're in the podcast.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: So yeah, we've graduated and we've moved up a notch
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: to podcasting.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Now, so it's been really fascinating sort of learning the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: ins and outs of each other.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely the inns the outs, yeah, I've always known about.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: But the ends are definitely pretty interesting. But we have
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: a lot of fun. So come check us out new
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: episodes every week Wednesday.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: And definitely check out Motown.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: We all we actually want to plug Motown. It's not
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: it's we want to make sure that people it's still
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: getting it's sort.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Of Arry Gordy's label, Yeah, because if they don't get
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: people don't keep listening to Motown. It will go away
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: and we don't want to go artists. Yes, not the
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: new ones, the old ones.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: The ones that are absolutely dead.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Everyone go listen to that podcast. Their podcast is so wonderful.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: And do you have anything to recommend?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: I just don't.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know. What I've been listening to a
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: lot recently is the first album from the Avalanche? Do
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: you know that album? Since You've been since I left you?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I listened to this once a year that it just
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: is on the radio or on my stereo of the
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: entire time. It's incredible, Classic Avalanches Since I left you? Now?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Do you get you? You're you have a recommendation almost
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: every episode?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Almost never I always forget oh really, So when I
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: actually can, I just kind of try to think of
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: what was I listening to on the way here? Essentially
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: all my memory is horrible.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: And do you get a sense do you ever get
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: any interaction with your listeners of like, oh I like
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: that too? Or do you yes?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which then puts on pressure to like do another recommendation, right,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: It's like I don't want to let people down with
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: a bad wreck. No, So I'm very careful and just
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: can't remember anything so it keeps me safe.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: And you really you did not like Jaws.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: I liked parts of Jaws. I waited too long to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: see Jaws.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: That's a fun take. I'm sure you get a lot
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: of a lot of fights with you know, coming in
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: and be like, I gotta say it.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: I don't like John just sucks. Just sucks.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, We're going to play Gift or a Curse. I'm going
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: to name three things. You will tell me if there
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: are a gift or a curse and why, and then
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you if you're right or wrong because there
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: are correct answers. Okay, yes, and you kind of have
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: to come to a consensus on this, so okay.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: We can do that.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: It's act practicing our mind melding.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: But we can also like if we're can talk at place,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: This first one is from a listener named Anna. Gift
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: or a Curse when a driver creeps alongside you in
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: a full parking lot then asks if you're leaving as
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: you walk to your car.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: That hmm, interesting, Well, because you you if you are
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: walking to.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Your car and you're leaving, you're not in the car,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: you're you're walking to there, kind of following you.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: I can't really see why how it could be a
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: gift because it's not like you need somebody to take
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: your parking spot. Yeah. To me, listen, I like the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: act of I love helping people out right, and I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: like the idea that somebody gets to take this thing
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: that is coveted. Right. Sure, but yeah, I do agree
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: with you that. I just you're you're putting pressure. Immediately.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'll be like behind the wheel, like fuck,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: how quickly can I get out of you? I'm nervous
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden when I know that, like this
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: thing is in play.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't think I would go talk to
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: somebody and be like, hey where you parked leaving? Can
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: I get your spots?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Like I would just drive around.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Until I see them. I would maybe follow them like
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: kind of clock them, and if they go in, then
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: I'm like pulling up and putting my blank.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: That's that's what that is. The I think that is
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: a common move. You just sort of park, put your
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: hazards on and then like.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: But also like thinking like if you're a woman and
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: sure guy, like you're leaving like I'm gonna follow you
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: to your car. No, that's a curse. That sounds like
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: a horror movie. So I think we should say curse.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: I think we agree. I'm working with you.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: It's definitely a what is it wrongift gift?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: That's what you and the drivers that you're in a
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: position of power. Now you can walk as and you're
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: getting you know, got eyes on you. You've got somebody
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: kind of taking a look and paying a little attention
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: You are twisted. You are twisted.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: I think last time I was here, I got everyone wrong.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: You think you've got to fight today? You absolutely got
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: to fight. No this And also, what a nice connection
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: you can make with another person.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: Your give it.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: You're doing the favor. You're saying, yeah, I can help
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: you out today.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do see that. We do need more human contacts. Yeah,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: we are looking for it.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: It kind of gives you whatever you want. You get
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: to make whatever you want of this situation. You can
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: torture them, you can help them out, you can just.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: Maybe kind of go I wasn't going to leave, but
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: if you give me twenty bucks, will you.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Could threaten them? Yeah, you can demand payment. So it
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: is a gift. So you got one wrong and that's
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: fine so far. The second one is from a listener
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: named Marty Gift or a curse tall people at concerts.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, now I want to say this is a curse
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: because really, but it seems like I get everything wrong.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking about it backwards. I'm thinking about it like
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: too obviously or something. So let's talk this out. Tall
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: people at concerts. Why is it good about it? Yeah,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: they're in your way.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: Well, if we're going off the logic of like whatever,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: I feel like I could be stretching here, but like, oh,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: this is a chance for human interaction, kindness, et cetera,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: et cetera, Like, oh, this is a person who gets
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: to experience this piece of art, right, and like that
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: in itself is maybe positive, right sure?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: For them?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm arguably for the community who knows. Okay,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: we'll see, But yes, I think that is the I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: think that's the most positive thing I could think of.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Its tall person.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, you tall people at concerts.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: People, you know, if you're with them and it's hard
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: to see, they could be telling you what's going on.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: They could be like they're coming on stage, you know,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: they're picking up the guitar they're waving to the audience.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: That's if you're really short.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: And you're with the most annoying tall person that's ever lived.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Kind of a kind of a R.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Kelly commentary at the concert. I have to I mean,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: I feel like it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: I think it's I mean curse. We both immediately correct.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, how could I possibly say anything different. I mean,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: it's just been the curse of my life.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: I was just in a concert a couple of months ago.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: I was standing on a thing and the man was
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: still taller than me, really, and he wouldn't get out
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: of the play.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: You know what I can't stand is the people who, well,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know, the people who stand up and dance
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: when everybody's sitting.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know that. I disagree.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: I kind of go back on it because I'm like, great,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: you should stand up and dance. This is wonderful to me.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: See, I don't like the idea of like being seated
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: and being like, oh yeah, I don't like that. It's
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: sort of like giving like kind of the royal court.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know, but it's.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's like an in between where, like
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: people know, you start to feel that everyone's going to
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: start dancing, so somebody sends up and then it happens quickly.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: But if one person's just dancing and no one has
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: stood up, sure something's wrong.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: And it's even more so less that they're in my
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: way and more so that they have become a side show. Yes,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: I have to look at this for me, and they're
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: bad dancing and showing me how much they're enjoying it,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: how much it means to them.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can picture them telling people I love live music, right, Yeah,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: it's that personality.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's maybe also dependent on like the act,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: the musical act, Like is this danceable music? Is this
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: music that like people should be dancing too, versus like
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: there's no need to be dancing right now?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing this for yourself attention? Yes, yeah that's terrible.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: So you got the point, You got the point on.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: The s's for you And at the end, what happens
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: with all the points You get to do whatever you
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: want with them.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can buy stuff in the store.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: You could go to the general store. The I said
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: no gifts generals Okay. This final one is from a
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: listener named Lonnie Gift or a curse Astrology.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: I will say right away, I love the name Lonnie.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: Lonnie is a great name. I think that's a solid name.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: There was a guy who ran the like cheeseburger like
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: he didn't run it, but he was like one of
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: the main guys that are like local cheeseburger and like
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: ice cream place. His name was Lonnie.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: It's a classic name, classics, really cool.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Lonnie was really nice for something I don't know.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't know him very well at all.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: And so like here he is like to surround all
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: the cheeseburgers.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: And all the cheeseburgers and fries and like cheese.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: That's amazing. I think I think I knew a guy
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, his name was Lannie.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: That's fucking amazing. Great story.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: B again coming in with the.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: Guys.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: The ice cream burger place.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: I remember an old I remember Lonnie from growing up.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: Actually sort of a cheeseburger based restaurant, kind of a
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: kind of a meat and cheese based burger restaurant. I
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: believe they served ice cream there as well. Yeah, now,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: what was the name Astrology?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Actually the name is Lonnie. The gift of a curse
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: is astrology.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: To me, I'm going, I'm my I'm all gift.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: Kyle Is kyle Is is tapped in.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: You're a big astrology person, I I say, you're astral. Yeah,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: you're on the plane you are.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: Astral, I said, making.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: My feeling is whatever can give people hope. And I
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: feel like in terms of like you know, what's what's
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: your sign? What's your sign? It's a way to connect
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: with people. And I do typically your sounding. I love
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: that right right right to me, I feel like it's yeah,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: it it serves a similar purpose to religion, and like
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: obviously there's a lot of it, a little bit negativity
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: that comes with religion, and there have been wars, et cetera,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: et cetera, but like it gives people hope, and that
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: to me is a positive thing. I think most I
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: think largely like you're reading your horoscope to be like
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: maybe something good will happen today.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not like great, something bat will happen. You're not
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: going to it to be like all.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Right, what shit's gonna happen? I get how that could
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: be a trap too, Yeah, and it could be.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, I will say, though this is kind of adjacent.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: You've gotten you're a little you're into the astrology, the
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: tarot cards, the numerology, and you said that this is
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: your enemy year.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you create new enemies or your enemies thrive.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: What happens. It's it's just a year where you sort
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: of have to like kind of lay low, Oh, it's
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: it's a bad it's a bad the year. It's not
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: that you're doing yeah exactly, yes, yeah, yeah, and it's
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: proven to be right.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Interesting. I looked it up because it's my enemy or
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: two and I was kind of like my thing was
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: after talking to Kyle about this, It's like, huh interesting
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: and then I kind of go like, no, like I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: get to have whatever year I want.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take what I want. Yes, I'm going
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: to stand up for myself absolutely, I think good way
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: to look at it.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: I'm going to create my own luck.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: And I listen, I'm not I'm not succumbing. I'm not
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: like surrendering to the enemy of it all right, But
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying like things are adding up.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 7: Way.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was feeling like, Okay, I can see some
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: legitimacy to this, to this concept.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: Because of our Patreon numbers.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: That is one thing. Yes, by the way, patroon dot
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: com support.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Patreons don't support us support. It's a great service by stocky.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: You might want to pay five dollars a month for
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: not us necessarily anybody.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: So you're gonna say a that's how I feel. But
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: like I am willing to go with curse if you
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: think that, like, I'm willing to go curse for the
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: sake of the game.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: If no, I think, I think I'm gonna go with you.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so we're going to say gift correct, correct,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: That is a huge relief.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's wonderful.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: It's fun, it's fun to play. Yeah, who cares if
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: it's real or not. It's like it's a little something.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: It's a little something.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Do they still sell the little wrapped up once at
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: the grocery store?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: They must that, I miss, I don't recall.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: The wrap almost look.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Like a cigarette. Oh yes, and you like a cigarello, Yes, exactly,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: a cigareo.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen them in a while, and I loved those.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's a nice thing to break the ice.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: What is your sign?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Libra?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, me too, that's the thing. I love asking the question.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: But I don't know anything.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: About I know, I wish I had more impact.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: But I'll buy into whatever anybody tells.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: I know that my wife and daughter are both geminis
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: and like that. I can wrap my head.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: They're like the dual, right whin.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have the birth book.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh I got that on this podcast.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: Really. I love that.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: It's incredible. It's very fun to.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: Read, very fun to read, and it's sometimes it lines
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: up so well.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and just seeing who else was born on your
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: birthday and that sort of thing a good thing to
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: have a rout.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: Who do you have? I got Beyonce and baseball player
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: Mike Piazza.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I actually don't know who I have.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I think maybe John Lennon.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: That's cool, feels maybe are you waiting? Don't tell me
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: your date? December seventh or eighth?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: I mean I could have just stopped you. December October ninth,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: October first date that John Lennon was murdered.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: I think it was.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense, it's horrible winter day. Yeah, wait,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: when's your birthday?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: You know what? My mother was in labor on Labor Day,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: September fourth. Very cool.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: Also that movie Labor Day where I think a guy
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: escapes prison. To make a peach pie or something.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: Remember this.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: I don't remember this.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: I remember seeing a trailer where a guy escaped from
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: prison and then they're kind of just like in an
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: intimate position making a peach pie. And this came out in.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: The last It's not one of those ensemble like Valentine's Day. No,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: it felt very much just like two people. Interesting and
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was called labor Day.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: I have to see this.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: It sounds incredible. I've made a good pitch for it. Yeah,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: I sold you on.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: Well you got two out of three.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: That's fantastic, incredible.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: All right, let's answer a listener question here. People are
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: writing into I said, no gives a Gmail dot com
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: just kind of begging for answers. This is hybridser and controversial.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Guest made a swing there. My husband's thirty second birthday
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: is coming up, and I don't know what to get him.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: I thirty seven.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, a thirty second birthday?
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Wow, who's heard of such a thing?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Thirty seven or thirty second?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Thirty second seconds?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Righty, do you understand what I thought? I thought
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: it was so many seconds?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: He gets a birthday here, like he wants a thirty
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: second birthday party.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: Oh like okay, right, I was like, what is that?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: And I heard it as like I'm turning to again
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: for the thirtieth thousand, his thirty neuro diverse.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Oh wait what, I'm two again?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm too again.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: A penny a pen or a penny.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: An it's going to break you.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: Literally don't even make them anymore.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: You don't need that. Well, that's true, knows, I have
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: my I have my decks. I'm going to be thinking
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: about the penny. Here, here's a nickel.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: This man's turning thirty two and she doesn't know what
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: to get him. I'm unemployed and feel weird spending money
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: on him. We have a toddler and he works a
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: lot from home. He loves nice things, but we were
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: saving up for a new deck. I'm lost. Please help
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: love you deeply. That's from Sarah So, her husband is
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: turning thirty two years old. They're they're already saving up
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: for a new deck. She does not want to spend
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: any money on him.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: No money, what is that?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: They're obviously in a fight.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: Is that like less than a dollar or less than
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: one hundred dollars?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: Interesting?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Like she doesn't want to go big, or she wants
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: to make something at home, right, so she should have
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: given that detail. That's the first interpret email I thought,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: just like not a lot, yeah, yeah, you know, fifty
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: bucks just you know, within that range, or something made
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: at home, or maybe something for the deck.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was thinking of something for the deck.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: First thing I went to think of was a it
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: was an outdoor like a little pizza oven.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: But that's expense.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's if you get one under fifty dollars,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: you're in trouble.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: Was going to say, maybe check out Facebook marketplace. Oh yeah,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: used Nie.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Right, but then why are they selling?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. You can't trust the valves.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: My instinct, which is just to me, like the most
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: down the middle gift that is a home brewery kit.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: But that's a lot of work.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: It feels like you're giving someone an entirely new hobby.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's a lot, Kyle, like, it's a lot.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: But what see? And I guess you guys had this
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: experience with the wooden spoons. Yeah, a little bit. But
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: to me, like it's like, yeah, but now it's on you,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: like this is your chance to get into something.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Sure, I've opened a door for you. Yeah, if you
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: want to walk through great. Yeah, and he loved me great.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: And it's more almost a gift for her if she
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: wants to nag her husband a little bit and be like,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: are you gonna bris some beer?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen you open the kit So this nagging
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: wife if.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: You want, if she wants to be naggy and spend
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: no money, you want to be a naggy.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: What you know? What I like? Which I think I
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: don't know, maybe this is too niche what what plaid
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: on us? Because like give certificates. Here's the thing, Like
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: it could be too broad, right, but I like an
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: eBay give certificate. Oh interesting, because you can get all
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: sorts of weird things.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: Right for the price. You know, it's you can find
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: all kinds of things for her fifty but.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: Whatever you're into, whatever he's into. Like it's like, I
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: want a vintage race car.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: Poster, right, that sounds great?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: And if he's a shrewd bitter on there, he could
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: get several objects yeah for me.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: Honestly, it's so I don't know, we don't know much
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: about this guy.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: They have the deck, they've got the deck coming up,
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  Speaker 3: and that's about it, right, And she's sick of spending
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  Speaker 3: money on him.
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  Speaker 5: I think a cool, old school like sports car poster.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, just took Kyle's idea.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm supporting Kyle's idea.
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  Speaker 4: But you're skipping the like gifts, right, and you're saying,
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  Speaker 4: like the gift is the poster. That's what you like
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  Speaker 4: the most.
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Did you have Do you have any race car posters?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: I had a fucking beautiful.
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  Speaker 9: Like yeah, sports like It wasn't I don't know if
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  Speaker 9: it was a Lamborghini, but it's like right in my room,
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  Speaker 9: like you know, like on like a checkered floor, like
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  Speaker 9: kind of dark room.
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  Speaker 4: When I'm older, I'm going to be driving that.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine driving a lamp Ki.
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  Speaker 5: They're bad, They're supposed to be not good. You can't
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  Speaker 5: drive him around.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not a practice.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't in the cars. It was just like I need
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  Speaker 4: to have a car poster.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, this is what guys do?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: People know?
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  Speaker 3: I'm aware of this object.
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  Speaker 5: I'm cool and tough and I want a hot rod.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever had a car poster. I
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: bought an old Lamborghini poster a few years ago at
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: Goodwill in Palm Springs, thinking, but now it's just sitting
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: in my closet because where does that go.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: In a home? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a fun thing to look at
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: for a minute. Old Lamborghini.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you got of course you gotta go
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  Speaker 4: to the thing of like, do we frame it?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Am I spending money?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: Am I spending six hundred dollars to frame this dollar?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: Looking up a picture of a Lamborghini?
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  Speaker 5: I thought I had good like a gift section on
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: my phone.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, just like gift ideas.
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  Speaker 5: You know what's really good? It's an amazing gift. The
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: seat wedges in between your car and the middle console
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: put the little do you know about these? Oh it's
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: a stop, something like a stop. It was like a
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: shark take thing. But you put it in there so
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: you no longer you drop your phone in between and
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: under your wedge.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: It puts in a wedge that it takes away the gap.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: The gap. Yeah, and kind of.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: Doing the car company's drop for them.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, really and they because they don't make them,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: but this other company does.
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  Speaker 4: And it's a lifesaver.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: That's great because like you're driving, you're looking at directions,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: you drop your phone.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: It's like awful.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: Then when you're fishing it out, you're scratching your hand
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: under the chair. Yes, terrible feeling.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: So those are like ten bucks then they're they're incredible.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Little fixes like that are nice gifts.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe maybe call it little fixes, little fixes and
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: get them one of those and maybe maybe another little.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: I talk about I got a car garbage can on
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: this show once and it changed my entire life.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: I want to get a car garbage can too. I
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: think car garbage can little stoppers, the stopper and maybe
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: even a one of those big water bottle holders that
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 5: adapt to the cup holder that it's bigger change their
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: life because they don't hold anything that doesn't know.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: How big is a car garbage can?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: It's probably like this listener, it's like ten by ten inches.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: How many cans is that?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: I bet you could fit if you're crushing them in there?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 5: Eights supposed to be emptied regularly. There are different sizes
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: of there are little ones for like little pieces.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Yeah, wrapper, they can go.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: In the Yeah, they can go in the door. You
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 5: know that's off in a pocket in the door. Are
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: you doing the one that is like sort of on
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: the passenger on.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: The passenger side, hanging on the back. Yes, so I
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: can kind of just reach and put my garbage in there.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: I think that would be so that. I think that's
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: what it is.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: I think there's the car combo, yes, and maybe the
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: poster post.
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  Speaker 5: I think you could get that fifty dollars. Yeah, four gifts,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: it's the car package.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever you guys want.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: Hey, we took your idea.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's like kind of changed. But that's wherever
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: you guys want. No, okay, eBay gift certificate. Thank you.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Well we answered the question perfectly, and I hope she
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: doesn't right back in and now I've got all my gifts.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: This is so lovely.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't win any money, none of us. I mean,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: it's kind of good that we don't have to figure
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: out how to share the money.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been complicated.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: That have gotten contentious pretty quick.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: We still we do have the second chance, though, don't
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: forget and I will.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll follow up on that and we'll send me.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Try to get a second chance.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna I'll just I'm just only going to
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: second chance to cash crush.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well, this is going to require that you
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: created an account. There's no way that they're just going
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: to say, oh, you win. This is the curse of
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: all new sweepstakes. You know, there was a period when
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: you could like open the candy bar wrapper and it
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: told you if you won. Yeah, and now you have
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: to go to the website.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 5: Create an account. Yeah, get emails forever for.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: An account, sign into submit code view second chance of
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: promotion that they they are gonna information to bleed you dry.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is kind of like us a second
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: chance guys. Were the second chance guys?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: Wow love put into that website squarespace dot com.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: A backwards hat cool guys sort of like not quite
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: doing a high five, just going in for it, kind
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: of a they're kind of doing that. What would you
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: high five or shake?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: What does that have to do with the lottery? Two
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: men on a beach giving a high five, maybe because
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: they won.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like this guy is giving this guy
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: a second chance.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you one more try as a friend. Well story,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: I've had a lovely time with you too.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, I've had a great time for being here.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to think of something to reveal on
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: your podcast next week. I've got to think of a
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: new something. I have one thing in mind, kind of
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: a crime I committed recently, technically, kind of some moral
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: gray area that I might reveal.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 5: Great, okay, we can't wait to bring that.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: So I think that that might be the tease. Yes, fantastic.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: I think I think we can look back on I
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: made a note of some things. We revealed my inspiration
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: in life, your inspiration, and you said something too around
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: the same time.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: But you talked about Fab from the yeah, oh yes.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe what you said to Fab from the stroke
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: I saw at the satellite. There we go.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: Great. Those are good, good teases. Yeah, incredible teases. We
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: love to tease.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: I'm a total tease.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: Listener.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: The podcast is over, Please do something else.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: I love you, goodbye.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: I said No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 3: mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by Miracle
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: Patrick Coottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: I said No Gifts, That's where you're going to see
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: you want to see the gifts.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: I invant?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear. When you're
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: I guess them home, you gotta come to me empty,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: And I said, no, guests, your own presence is presents enough.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: dare to surbey me