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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: NFL tries to SCREW Eagles, STUPID to ban Belichick's girl, Pete Rose STILL DANGEROUS to MLB? · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, you doll and to your life
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  Speaker 1: from Philly. It's the number one rated Toley and.
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  Speaker 2: Tony Fosco show, y'all, as always Polly Fool's go Heir
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  Speaker 2: with Tony Foolsco and Tony Yo Huge show. Today, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna call out the NFL for their stupid decision, once
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  Speaker 2: again clearly proving their anti egos bias with this whole
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  Speaker 2: scheduling got fiast they've created, And we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you why. The Celtics just made an absolutely bonehead
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  Speaker 1: move just throw their season down the toilet. Yep and
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  Speaker 1: h Well, now that Pete Rose is once again eligible
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  Speaker 1: for the Hall of Fame, we're gonna tell you why
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  Speaker 1: this has massive implications, bigger than your brain can possibly comprehend.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your pea brains aren't even gonna be able to
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  Speaker 3: understand what we're gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And they're talking about not understanding, Tony. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we got people that come up to us on the
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  Speaker 1: street saying your show is so informative and entertaining. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I say to them. This is not for
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  Speaker 3: And the next time you come up to us, I
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  Speaker 3: want to hear about how tired and miserable you are
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  Speaker 3: from all the clicking and subscribing and going to all
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  Speaker 3: our social media videos and liking and tagging every person.
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  Speaker 3: You know, If your thumbs aren't red and bleeding, don't
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  Speaker 3: even look at us, don't even look.
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  Speaker 1: In my direction. Okay, the rest of you is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be bleeding, all right. Anyway, enough about that, let's get
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  Speaker 1: right into a top story. S all right, First, out
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  Speaker 1: the gate, just another clearly terrible decision by the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: the league announcing that the first game of the twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five season will feature the Eagles hosting the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday night. And this is just laughable, isn't it, Dony?
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  Speaker 3: You know, putting the Eagles in the season opener just
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  Speaker 3: once again exposes the league's anti Eagles bias. We're coming
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  Speaker 3: off short rest. We were the last team to play
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  Speaker 3: last season, and now we're the first team to play
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  Speaker 3: this season.
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  Speaker 4: That's not fair.
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  Speaker 3: No, Cowboys haven't played since January, well, technically November. If
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  Speaker 3: you watched all their crappy games when they basically just
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  Speaker 3: stood around and let other teams score, you know, we
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  Speaker 3: played three or four extra months.
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  Speaker 4: We should have all of September ra off.
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  Speaker 3: And the game is right after Labor Day, so instead
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  Speaker 3: of getting a three day weekend, we have to work.
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  Speaker 4: It's downright unfair, unfair.
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  Speaker 1: And Unamerican, don'tye more. But you know, we do have
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  Speaker 1: to take a moment here to congratulate the Cowboys, don't we.
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  Speaker 1: You know, usually the arrival, but we have to give
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  Speaker 1: them a pat on the back when we can, isn't
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  Speaker 1: that right, Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know this is great news for the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: They will finally get to celebrate a Super Bowl win
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  Speaker 3: and see a banner raised.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sure it won't be in their stadium and the banner
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  Speaker 3: will say Eagles on it, but hey, this is the
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  Speaker 3: closest they've been in thirty years to a Super Bowl celebration.
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  Speaker 3: So this is a monumental step forward for the Cowboys organization.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely our heartfelt congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: Congrats.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, you see this Dony Mike Dorico,
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  Speaker 1: that Boso. Yeah, they came out and said he has
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  Speaker 1: a problem with people in sports talk showing their fandom
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  Speaker 1: for teams, and you know he was clearly talking about us.
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  Speaker 1: We hear it all the time from these morons out
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  Speaker 1: there who think we you know, because we live in
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  Speaker 1: Philly and we wear Eagles jerseys every day and you
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  Speaker 1: know we only talk positively about the team.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was somehow biased. Hello, of course we think
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  Speaker 3: they're good. They won the Super Bowl. But you want
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  Speaker 3: us to say that we think the Jaguars are good?
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  Speaker 3: Think people? That makes no sense, Yeah, makes zero sense.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, staying in football, you know, there are these reports
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  Speaker 1: that the University of North Carolina banned Bill Belichick's kind
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  Speaker 1: of hot but also kind of scary in that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: meta in a bar at two am, took rome and
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  Speaker 1: now you're kind of a credit kind of way girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Hudson. Anyway, the university came out and they said
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  Speaker 1: they did not ban Jordan Hudson and that she's welcome
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  Speaker 1: at all. Football related activities, and well, this is clearly
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  Speaker 1: the right move, isn't it, Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you know we've seen this approach work before. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about the great documentary series from the nineties
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  Speaker 3: Locker Room Cheerleaders Volumes one through two hundred and twenty six.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: In every movie, a girl.
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  Speaker 3: Would go into a college football locker room and give
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  Speaker 3: the entire team such an important boost. I even felt
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  Speaker 3: inspired and really lifted watching it. We need to celebrate women,
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  Speaker 3: and the film series just showed the power of what
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  Speaker 3: women can do when placed in the right positions. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, by positions, I mean football operation positions.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly, clearly, just so beautifully said that, Dony. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I remember seeing similar movies with the same plot lines
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  Speaker 1: all over DV growing up, you know, on Showtimes, Cinemax,
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  Speaker 1: and they were all labeled NC seven Dean. And that's
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  Speaker 1: why we're bringing it up here.
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  Speaker 3: Don't Yeah, Because, as you know, and C stands for
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  Speaker 3: North Carolina, because that's where the movies were made.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Well, right, let's just move on to the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, the outrage after the Dallas Mavericks won the
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  Speaker 1: first overall pick in the draft lottery despite having an
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  Speaker 1: eighteen percent chance of winning. Now, this is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of babel saying it's all rigged fixed, and these people
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  Speaker 1: are just insane crackpots, aren't they. Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Do you really think something is rigged just because the
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  Speaker 3: whole process takes place behind closed doors with no cameras
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  Speaker 3: and nobody but the NBA commissioner and two other unidentified people,
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  Speaker 3: and nobody has a good explanation for how the entire
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  Speaker 3: process actually works.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean it's rigged.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, did you see how the pope got selected? No,
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  Speaker 3: So what are you gonna say now that the pope
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  Speaker 3: is rigged?
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  Speaker 4: Try saying that to God? Good luck with that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with that. It's just such a sad situation,
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  Speaker 1: the amount of doubt people have, you know, Tony, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It really is. What happened to just taking things at
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  Speaker 3: face value. It's so sad, you know. Like the other
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  Speaker 3: day I got a text message saying that I owed
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  Speaker 3: thirty two thousand dollars and unpaid tolls and they were
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  Speaker 3: gonna impound my car and throw me in prison.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think twice.
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  Speaker 3: I wrote back to this unknown WhatsApp number and said,
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  Speaker 3: of course, I'll pay, thank you, and I immediately wired
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  Speaker 3: them the money. You know, imagine if I didn't pay,
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  Speaker 3: I'd be in prison right now.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't even own a car.
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  Speaker 1: Truly dodged a bullet that, Dony. Good thinking by you.
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  Speaker 1: And wait, something's coming across there. All right, we have
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  Speaker 1: some breaking news. Hit that sounder. All right, this is
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  Speaker 1: a headline straight from ESPN dot com. I'm reading this
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  Speaker 1: straight from the site. ESPN's Tim McMahon says that, according
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  Speaker 1: to his sources, the Mavericks plan to draft Cooper Flag
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  Speaker 1: and will not trade the number one pick.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I did not see this comming, Dony. I'm totally blown away, so.
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  Speaker 3: Am I And wait, hold on, I have some breaking
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  Speaker 3: news about this too. According to my sources, the Dallas
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  Speaker 3: Mavericks are saying internally that once they draft Cooper Flag,
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  Speaker 3: they will sign him to a contract and then they
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  Speaker 3: will expect him to be one of the twelve players
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  Speaker 3: on their roster when next season begins.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Just great, saucing Tony, amazing.
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  Speaker 3: John, I got another one hit the sounder again. As
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  Speaker 3: we all know, there's been a lot of speculation about
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  Speaker 3: where Cooper Flag is gonna live while playing for the Mavericks,
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  Speaker 3: and my sources is saying that he will indeed be
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  Speaker 3: moving to Dallas.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: People were wondering will he stay in the dorms at
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  Speaker 3: Duke University? Will he stay near his hometown of Newport, Maine.
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  Speaker 3: My sources tell me he wants to be within driving
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  Speaker 3: distance of the stadium instead of having to fly to
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  Speaker 3: home games from another city.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Just amazing inside info that Tony. And well, now
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  Speaker 1: to this Nick Celtics series just a total mess for Boston. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: star Jason Tatum injured his achilles in Game four and
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  Speaker 1: then immediately went and had surgery the next day. How
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  Speaker 1: many people are saying, well, that's because his season was
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  Speaker 1: over anyway, But that's not what was going on. That
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  Speaker 1: was clearly the wrong move the Tony, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: The Celtics should have followed the Lakers strategy from a
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  Speaker 3: few years ago. Boston should have released a deadly virus
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  Speaker 3: across the globe, just like the Lakers did, which would
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  Speaker 3: effectively shut down the league and force the NBA to
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  Speaker 3: move the playoffs to October or even later, when a
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  Speaker 3: healthy and rejuvenated Jason Tatum would be rehabbed and ready
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  Speaker 3: to face the Knicks and Game five and a large
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  Speaker 3: conference room at Disney World. Just a very short sighted
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  Speaker 3: move by the Celtics not to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific basketball and also contagion analysis that Tony and
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  Speaker 1: well to another basketball No, we must address the buckstar Giannis.
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  Speaker 1: What hell? Anyway, he's reportedly open minded about a trade,
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  Speaker 1: and Donny, when you break it down, there's really only
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  Speaker 1: one clear destination for him, isn't there?
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  Speaker 4: Yup? The Minnesota timber Wolves.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: As we've mentioned on this show.
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  Speaker 3: You know, once or twice Anthony Edwards has openly bragged
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  Speaker 3: about his allegedly huge penis. Well, you have to assume
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  Speaker 3: that Giannis also has a huge penis. Can you imagine
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  Speaker 3: if there was an NBA team just stacked with players
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  Speaker 3: with huge penises, nobody would want to guard them closely
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  Speaker 3: for fear of being grazed by one of those huge penises.
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  Speaker 4: And think about it.
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  Speaker 3: That called the timber Wolves giant wood timber It makes perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Sense, makes perfect sense. I couldn't agree more that don't
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  Speaker 1: He's just a perfect fit. You doing what.
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: Well I said it last week. You know, you guys
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  Speaker 5: have like this almost weird obsession with talking about NBA
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  Speaker 5: players and their genitalia. Trust me, it's it's just becoming
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  Speaker 5: too much.
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  Speaker 3: Well too much is all. So what no woman's ever
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  Speaker 3: said about your penis? Hell?
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  Speaker 4: Now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shut up?
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  Speaker 4: Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, you know, people they keep
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: asking why haven't we canned you? You know, if you
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  Speaker 1: people out there have ideas on how you can produce
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  Speaker 1: the show better, you know, go ahead, put a comment
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  Speaker 1: in the YouTube. Tell us what you who knows we
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  Speaker 1: might hire you to replace that useless idiot over there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you never know, so leave a comment.
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  Speaker 1: Leave a comment. Yeah, I mean, we're not going to
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  Speaker 1: read them. We're gonna tell him to read.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's gonna read.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you'll learn something, probably not, but anyway, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to get into the big baseball Pete Rose
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  Speaker 1: News very still. But first it's time for a word
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm wearing mine too now, Tony, and I
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  Speaker 1: love it. It's comfortable. But you know, I gotta say,
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  Speaker 1: I do think it would be just slightly better if
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  Speaker 1: So go now, yeah, okay, we're back from break, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, we got to talk about this, toty. It's
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  Speaker 1: a development in baseball. A lot of people saying this
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  Speaker 1: was surprising, they didn't see it coming. Of course, we
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  Speaker 1: totally saw it coming. Of course, beat Rose getting reinstated
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  Speaker 1: by the commissioner. Now there's a lot to break down here,
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  Speaker 1: All right, the big story once again. Major League Baseball
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  Speaker 1: announced that Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe Jackson are now
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  Speaker 1: being reinstated and therefore can now be eligible for Hall
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  Speaker 1: of Fame voting, even though they were previously banned due
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  Speaker 1: to gambling on the game of baseball. Now, MLB Commissioner
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  Speaker 1: Rob Manfred, he explained the reasoning here, all right. He
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  Speaker 1: said that Pete Rose is dead and therefore quote is
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  Speaker 1: no longer a threat to the integrity of the game.
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  Speaker 1: And well, you know, as much as we are fans
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  Speaker 1: of Pete Rose, it's not entirely true what Manfred is saying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's not true to say that Pete Rose
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  Speaker 1: is no longer a threat to the game. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not if.
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  Speaker 3: You believe in ghosts, which we both obviously do. You know,
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  Speaker 3: there's still a very good chance Pete Rose can affect
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  Speaker 3: the game from the afterlife. I mean, just last week,
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  Speaker 3: I was watching a Reds game and the center fielder
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  Speaker 3: was going back for a catch and the ball looked
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  Speaker 3: like a surefire home run.
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  Speaker 4: But then the ball dropped right into his glove and
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  Speaker 4: there was no wind.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, the only other explanation is ghost. You know,
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  Speaker 3: like Pete Rose's ghost blue on the ball while it
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  Speaker 3: was flying mid air.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that. I'm just thinking the exact same thing, ghost.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 5: This show continues to hit new lows.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna hit you.
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  Speaker 4: You talking.
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  Speaker 5: You seriously believe that outcomes of Major League Baseball games
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  Speaker 5: are being affected by ghosts or the ghosts are even real?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I'd be very careful about what you say, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd watch out, bro. I you know, I see
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  Speaker 1: somebody shadow in that blurry background you got there behind you.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be careful.
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  Speaker 5: That's a coat on a rack.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, ghost, if you're there and can hear me, now,
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  Speaker 3: please kill our producer take him to the afterlife with you.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say, Bro, that does look like some sort
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  Speaker 1: of underworld demon. So yeah, it looks very murders you.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's on you. That's on anyway, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I just enough about that. Back to the story. You
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  Speaker 1: know this comment by Rob Manfred about beat Rose, it's
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  Speaker 1: really a game changer when you think about it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what Manfred is saying is that when someone is dead, well,
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  Speaker 1: they're no longer a threat, so you have to reevaluate
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  Speaker 1: everything about them. Isn't that right, Tony?
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  Speaker 4: You know it makes you think about OJ.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, based on that logic, it sounds like we
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  Speaker 3: should now rule OJ as not guilty because he's no
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  Speaker 3: longer a threat.
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  Speaker 1: A threat you have to he's got to be.
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  Speaker 5: It's even more ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you're getting me.
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  Speaker 3: You know that shadow back there looks a lot like
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  Speaker 3: oh j Yeah, it does.
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  Speaker 1: You know, OJ, if that is you, we could really
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  Speaker 1: use your help right now. Yeah, do what you'll do best,
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  Speaker 1: get back in the game.
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  Speaker 4: He's OJ.
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  Speaker 3: Murder him, you can't prosecute in the afterlife, according to
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  Speaker 3: Rob Manfred, so murder is legal for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, Tony I'm looking at the monitor. I
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  Speaker 1: do think OJ might be moving back there. Come closer
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  Speaker 1: to a moja? Come on, yeah, come closer.
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  Speaker 5: Where are these sound effects coming from? I'm not playing.
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  Speaker 1: It must be a ghost, bro. The afterlife must have
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  Speaker 1: audio powers greater than yours. Well, everyone has audio powers
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  Speaker 1: greater than yours, including in the afterlife.
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  Speaker 5: Can we just wrap this episode so I can leave already?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: So now you think you run the show? Oh, I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: see how it works.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: You know if you want to leave, go ahead, You'll
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  Speaker 3: just walk toward that shadow behind you and you could
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  Speaker 3: leave for eternity.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Yep, bye bye. Now you're in the afterlife? Ghost?
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: What is the corrections?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Can you just go? Already? Turning into the producer show what?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: The ghosts are really pissed at you, bro, so just
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: go go.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: You said the Mavericks had an eighteen percent chance of
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: winning the lottery, Yeah, bro, very slim chance there, Bro,
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: you're missing a decimal. It was a one point eight
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: percent chance, not eighteen. That's why everybody thinks it's fixed.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what everybody wishes was fixed?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Your mom's uterus.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you have one point eight percent of a
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: first grade ist Penis.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm still talking.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Way you said. The NC in NC seventeen stands for
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: North Carolina.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, bro, common knowledge, bro, The.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: NC stands for no children as no children under seventeen admitted.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're gonna be admitted
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to the burn unit.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Actually, NC is what girls call you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: No, oh, great one, Tony.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Oh and by the way, it's pronounced Jannis, not Giannis.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: You don't pronounce the G.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know what you do. Pronounce the
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: G in ghost watch out, fuddy, You're gonna die. You're done, bro. Oh,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: but you know what you do. Also pronounce the G
• 19:19
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• 19:22
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• 19:26
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• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Sing to you, Paulie. Another floorless show hereago.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: We'll see you people next week. See you