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🏈 NFL Dimple Power 20: Who Rules the Gridiron? + The Dimple Gridiron Anthem · The Dimple Report

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SPEAKER_04: Ladies and gentlemen, we ask that you please take your seats at this time as the program will begin momentarily.
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SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimple's Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: As Hank Williams Jr.
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SPEAKER_04: can say on Monday night football.
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SPEAKER_04: Are you ready for some football?
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SPEAKER_04: Because today, we're doing something we've never done before on the Dimple Report.
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SPEAKER_04: The helmets are on.
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SPEAKER_04: The stadium lights are up.
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SPEAKER_04: The season is here.
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SPEAKER_04: In the Dimple Detection Unit, the DDU has been busy.
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SPEAKER_04: Wasters the NFL, quarterbacks, receivers, running backs, tight ends, defensive backs, linebacks.
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SPEAKER_04: We found 20 players who are just ready to dominate the field.
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SPEAKER_04: They're ready to represent the Devil's Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: And even a few players bringing double-dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: Today, we're ranking them.
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SPEAKER_04: We're having some fun with them.
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SPEAKER_04: And for the very first time, welcome to the Devil Reports Involved NFL.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimple dominating draftees.
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SPEAKER_04: 20 players, 20 double power ratings, and one question.
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SPEAKER_04: Who's got the most double power in the NFL?
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SPEAKER_04: And yes, we've got Lamar, we've got Hertz, we got Mahomes, we got Herbert, we got McCaffrey, we got Miles Garrett, we got Caleb Williams.
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SPEAKER_04: By the way, this special NFL edition is presented by Dimple Bets.
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SPEAKER_04: Coming soon.
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SPEAKER_04: Because around here, the odds have dimples get going because it's time to find out who's bringing the biggest dimple power to the 2026 NFL season.
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SPEAKER_04: We go start the show.
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SPEAKER_01: Uplifting the airways, one dimple at a time.
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SPEAKER_01: It's time for the Dimple Report.
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SPEAKER_01: News, last, and Dimplified Moments with your host, founder, and Chief Doubles Officer of National Doubles Day, Grateful Grady.
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SPEAKER_01: Remember, dimples are more than a trait.
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SPEAKER_01: They're a reason to celebrate.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah!
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SPEAKER_04: Welcome everyone to the Dimple Report, the official podcast of National Dimples Day.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm your host, Grace Pogrady, founder and chief dimples officer of National Dimples Day.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples Nation, are you ready?
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SPEAKER_04: Because today we're doing something we've never done before on the Dimple Report.
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SPEAKER_04: This is our inaugural NFL Special Edition presented by Dimple Bets coming soon.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples Nation, introducing something brand new.
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SPEAKER_04: The NFL Dimpled Dominating Draftees to watch for 2026.
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SPEAKER_04: The Dimple Detection Unit, the DDU, has been in the film rule.
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SPEAKER_04: We've studied quarterbacks, receivers, running backs, tight ends, linebackers, and defensive backs.
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SPEAKER_04: We've checked the offense, we've checked the defense, and of course, we've checked the dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: And after an extensive investigation, and maybe a little over top with a dimplifying glass, the Scouting Report is officially in.
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SPEAKER_04: Twenty names have made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: We've got cheek dimples, we've got cleft chins, we've got whisker dimples, we even got a couple players giving us more than one priority.
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SPEAKER_04: And today, we're going to find out who has some of the biggest dimple power in professional football.
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SPEAKER_04: In fact, later in the show, we're introducing something else for the very first time.
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SPEAKER_04: Our own DPR, dimple power rating.
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SPEAKER_04: Football has ratings for speed, strength, awareness, and throwing power.
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SPEAKER_04: But apparently, somebody forgot one, dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: But don't worry, the DDU took care of it.
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SPEAKER_04: And Dimple's Nation, we're going all the way to 99.
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SPEAKER_04: So somebody just might find themselves knocking on the door of the Dimple 99 Club.
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SPEAKER_04: But before I reveal our inaugural 20 football season is here, the news is already coming in fast, and one member of our Dimple 20 just made some serious money.
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SPEAKER_04: So let's kick this thing off.
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SPEAKER_04: Unintended, it's time for Dimples and the Headlines.
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SPEAKER_04: Apparently, those cheek and chin dimples just got a very expensive contract extension.
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SPEAKER_04: The New England Patriots have signed star cornerback, Christian Gonzalez, to a four-year 135 million extension with 102 million guaranteed.
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SPEAKER_04: This isn't just another big NFL contract.
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SPEAKER_04: The average value,$33.75 million per year, sets a new high watermark for an NFL cornerback.
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SPEAKER_04: And there's also a position record,$33 million signing bonus.
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SPEAKER_04: So let me get this straight.
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SPEAKER_04: You're one of our inaugural dimpled dominating draftees.
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SPEAKER_04: You got chin and cheek dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: And now you got$135 million coming your way.
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SPEAKER_04: Next up, some very good news for Kansas City Chiefs fans, and some very good news for the Whisker Dimple Division of Dimples Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: Patrick Mahomes is expected to be back under center for week one.
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SPEAKER_04: After working his way back from the serious knee injury that ended his 2025 season, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid says there's a very good chance Patrick Mahomes starts the opener, barring any setback.
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SPEAKER_04: And Reid says Mahomes has been out there running and throwing like he normally does.
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SPEAKER_04: Dibbles Nation, you know the DDU has been monitoring this situation very closely.
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SPEAKER_04: The knee, the Dopplers can handle that.
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SPEAKER_04: The arm, Andy Reed can handle that.
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SPEAKER_04: But those whisker dimples, that's my department.
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SPEAKER_04: Although I am a Baltimore Ravens fan.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples LLC and the Dipples Nation is my number one priority.
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SPEAKER_04: With that said, welcome back, Patrick.
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SPEAKER_04: And yes, the homes is also on our inaugural list of dimpled dominating draftees to watch.
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SPEAKER_04: And finally, I'm going to give you a name that some of you may not immediately recognize.
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SPEAKER_04: Are you familiar with Anthony Wood?
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SPEAKER_04: Nothing?
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SPEAKER_04: Okay.
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SPEAKER_04: How about if I say Roku?
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SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
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SPEAKER_04: Now I have your attention.
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SPEAKER_04: Anthony Wood, who represents the Clef Chin Division of Dipple's Nation, is the founder of Roku.
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SPEAKER_04: And Roku has quietly made a pretty interesting NFL move.
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SPEAKER_04: This NFL Zone, which helps fans find live and upcoming games, highlights, clips, and other NFL programming in one centralized place, is expanding beyond the United States.
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SPEAKER_04: NFL fans using Roku in Canada, Brazil, and Mexico are now getting access to the NFL Zone experience.
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SPEAKER_04: So while everybody else is watching what's happening on the football field, the DDU is also watching people helping us watch the football field.
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SPEAKER_04: Anthony Wood, founder of Roku, entrepreneur, innovator, cleft chin, and possibly Angel Investor, maybe.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimple's Nation, the DDU sees you too.
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SPEAKER_04: We will be right back after this commercial break.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a pattern hiding in plain sight.
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SPEAKER_02: The last three Super Bowl MVPs all had some form of dimple.
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SPEAKER_02: The latest Major League Baseball MVPs, some form of dimple.
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SPEAKER_02: The latest best actor and best actress Oscar winners, some form of dimple.
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SPEAKER_02: The last three masters champions, some form of dimple.
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SPEAKER_02: We're not saying dimples create champions.
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SPEAKER_02: We're saying champions with dimples keep showing up.
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SPEAKER_02: Now imagine turning that pattern into a prediction.
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SPEAKER_02: Dimple bets.
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SPEAKER_02: Where the next question could be: will the next champion have some form of dimples?
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SPEAKER_02: Place your bets.
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SPEAKER_02: Dimple bets.
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SPEAKER_04: Coming soon.
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SPEAKER_04: Welcome back, Dimples Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: Right about now, I would tell you it's time to put the Dimple Spotlight on one person.
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SPEAKER_04: But this isn't a normal episode.
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SPEAKER_04: This is our NFL special.
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SPEAKER_04: So today, when Spotlight isn't big enough, we're turning on the stadium lights because for the first time, the Dimple Spotlight is going to shine on our inaugural 20 NFL dimpled dominating draftees to watch.
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SPEAKER_04: 20 players, multiple positions, different types of dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: And for the first time ever, we're introducing our own player rating system.
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SPEAKER_04: Forget speed, for good acceleration, forget arm strength.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, don't really forget those things.
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SPEAKER_04: They are kind of important in football, but the DDU has discovered the one category everybody else somehow overlooked.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR, dimple power rating.
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SPEAKER_04: We're talking dimple visibility, dimple definition, gang day dimple appearance, smile activation, collection definition, and of course, a little mysterious DDU X factor.
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SPEAKER_04: And before anybody asks me exactly how the DDU calculate these numbers, that information is classified.
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SPEAKER_04: All I can tell you is the scale goes all the way to 99, which means there's one question hanging over the entire scouting report.
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SPEAKER_04: Who, if anybody, is getting into the Dimple 99 Club?
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SPEAKER_04: Dimple's Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: Scouting report is in 20 names made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Let's meet the inaugural NFL Dimpood dominating draftees.
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SPEAKER_04: DDU, bring up the board.
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SPEAKER_04: First up, Drake May, quarterback, New England Patriots, Dimples, Strong Arm, Young Star.
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SPEAKER_04: And when that touchdown smile comes out, DDU, run the scan.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 94.
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SPEAKER_04: Drake May made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Stand in New England.
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SPEAKER_04: AJ Brown, big receiver, big plays, dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: And now he's catching passes from another member of the Dimples Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 92.
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SPEAKER_04: AJ Brown made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples Nation, New England isn't finished.
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SPEAKER_04: Christian Gonzalez, cheek dimples, and a chin dimple.
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SPEAKER_04: Hold on.
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SPEAKER_04: Two dimple categories.
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SPEAKER_04: That's definitely going to affect the reading.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 97.
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SPEAKER_04: Christian Gonzalez.
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SPEAKER_04: Very close to the Dimple 99 club.
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SPEAKER_04: And somehow, Dimples Nation, another Patriot.
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SPEAKER_04: Kevin Byard, safety, dimples, Dimple's Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: I promise you, Robbie Kraft did not give the DDU his roster.
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SPEAKER_04: Anyway, DPR 90, Kevin Byard made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Kansas City.
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SPEAKER_04: You know this gentleman, Patrick Mahomes.
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SPEAKER_04: Championship resume, incredible arm, and representing one of our more unusual categories.
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SPEAKER_04: Whiskered dimples, aka Indian dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: That's bonus DDU territory.
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SPEAKER_04: His DPR rating 96.
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SPEAKER_04: Patrick Mahomes, certified dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: Los Angeles Chargers, Justin Herbert, big arms, big expectations, and yes, dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: Apparently, arm strength isn't the only thing the scouts should be measuring.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 93.
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SPEAKER_04: Justin Herbert made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Chicago, Caleb Williams, quarterback.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: Shave the beard, cleft chin.
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SPEAKER_04: Caleb, the DDU reviewed the films.
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SPEAKER_04: And yes, the Chin made the cut.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 91.
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SPEAKER_04: Caleb Williams made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Jacksonville.
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SPEAKER_04: Trevor Lawrence, quarterback, Clef Chin.
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SPEAKER_04: Everybody talks about the hair.
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SPEAKER_04: But around here, we're looking at the chin.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 92.
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SPEAKER_04: Trevor Lawrence made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Seattle.
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SPEAKER_04: Sam Donald, another quarterback representing the Cleft Chin Division.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm starting to notice something.
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SPEAKER_04: NFL scouts keep looking for quarterbacks.
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SPEAKER_04: The DDU keeps finding chins.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 90.
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SPEAKER_04: Sam Donald made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Philadelphia, Jalen Hurts, quarterback, champion, dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: The resume is strong.
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SPEAKER_04: The smile checks out.
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SPEAKER_04: DDU run the scan.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 97.
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SPEAKER_04: Whoa! As serious dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: Jalen Hurts made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: But still, no 99.
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SPEAKER_04: Keep scanning.
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SPEAKER_04: San Francisco, Christian McCaffrey, running back, playmaker, and a Kleft Chen.
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SPEAKER_04: Christian can run it, catch it, and apparently dimplify it.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 94.
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SPEAKER_04: Christian McCaffrey made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Stand in San Francisco.
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SPEAKER_04: George Kittle, tight end, big personality, big energy, cleft chin.
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SPEAKER_04: George looks like somebody who would actually enjoy being investigated by the DDU.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 93.
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SPEAKER_04: George Kittle made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, wait.
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SPEAKER_04: Hold up.
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SPEAKER_04: Another 49er.
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SPEAKER_04: Bruh.
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SPEAKER_04: Linebacker, Fred Warner, dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: Offense has dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: Defense has dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: San Francisco, we're watching you.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 92.
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SPEAKER_04: Fred Warner made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Las Vegas, Brock Bowers, tight end with a cleft chin.
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SPEAKER_04: And Brock, since you're in Vegas, you should already understand this.
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SPEAKER_04: The odds have dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 91.
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SPEAKER_04: Brock Bowers made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Detroit.
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SPEAKER_04: Amonrah St.
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SPEAKER_04: Brown.
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SPEAKER_04: Receiver.
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SPEAKER_04: Playmaker.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: Catch the ball.
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SPEAKER_04: Move the chains.
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SPEAKER_04: Flash the dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: That's a pretty good game plan.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 93.
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SPEAKER_04: Amonrah St.
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SPEAKER_04: Brown made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Baltimore.
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SPEAKER_04: Zay Flowers speed at receiver and cheek dimples for the DDU.
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SPEAKER_04: Catch him if you can.
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SPEAKER_04: If he smiles afterward, that's another story.
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SPEAKER_04: The DDU already has the camera ready.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 93.
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SPEAKER_04: Zay Flowers made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Carolina, JC Horn, cornerback with dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: Receivers, well, they may not be happy seeing JC lined up across from them, but the DDU, we're very happy to see him.
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SPEAKER_04: JC Horn, DPR 91.
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SPEAKER_04: JC Horn made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Denver, Nick Bonito, linebacker, pass rusher, cheek devils.
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SPEAKER_04: Apparently, quarterbacks now have two things to worry about.
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SPEAKER_04: The pass rush and the smile coming with it.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR 94.
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SPEAKER_04: Nick Bonito made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Los Angeles Rams, Miles Garrett, one of the most feared passes in football.
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SPEAKER_04: With what else?
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: Now that is what I call deceptive advertising.
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SPEAKER_04: Smile at the quarterback, then go get him.
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SPEAKER_04: DDU, run that scan.
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SPEAKER_04: DPR, 98.
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SPEAKER_04: Whoa! Miles Garrett, one point away from the Dimple 99 Club.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimple's Nation, we got one player left.
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SPEAKER_04: Could this be it?
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SPEAKER_04: Baltimore, and you already know, this is my boy, Lamar Jackson, quarterback, speed, moves, MVP pedigree, and representing the Klefchen division of Dimple's Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: Now, DDU, before you run this scam, I want everybody to understand something.
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SPEAKER_04: As founder and chief dimples officer of National Dimples Day, I do not have favorites.
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SPEAKER_04: Every dimple is equal around here.
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SPEAKER_04: So, whatever number comes up, I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
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SPEAKER_04: DDU, run the scan.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimple power rating, 96, 97, 98, 99.
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SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
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SPEAKER_04: 99.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: We have our first member of the Dimple 99 Club, Lamar Jackson.
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SPEAKER_04: Now, before Jalen Hurts fans, Patrick Mahomes fans, or Miles Garrett fans start sending me emails, I didn't make the rating.
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SPEAKER_04: The DDU did.
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SPEAKER_04: I'm just the Chief Dimples officer.
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SPEAKER_04: I have absolutely no control over these things.
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SPEAKER_04: Although I may have personally calibrated the machine this morning.
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SPEAKER_04: Lamar Jackson, Clef Chen, DPR 99, and officially the inaugural member of the Dimple 99 Club.
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SPEAKER_04: And there it is, Dimples Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: 20 players made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: Quarterbacks, receivers, running backs, tight ends, linebackers, defensive backs, cheek dimples, left chins, whisker dimples, and a whole lot of dimple power.
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SPEAKER_04: These are I inaugural NFL, dimpled dominating draftees to watch.
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SPEAKER_04: And we're going to keep watching them throughout the season.
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SPEAKER_04: Who delivers?
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SPEAKER_04: Who surprises us?
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SPEAKER_04: Who makes the playoffs?
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SPEAKER_04: And who sees their DPR go up, and who might need the DDU to run that scan again.
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SPEAKER_04: And congratulations to our first ever member of the Dimple 99 Club, Lamar Jackson.
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SPEAKER_04: And remember, this NFL special edition is presented by Dimple Bets, coming soon.
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SPEAKER_04: Because around here, the odds have dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: We will be right back after this commercial break.
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SPEAKER_00: Confidence, that's the core style, we give you more.
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SPEAKER_04: Welcome back, Dimples Nation.
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SPEAKER_04: What a scouting report.
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SPEAKER_04: 20 NFL players made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: We got chick temples, left chin, whisker temples, quarterbacks, receivers, running backs, tight ends, and defenders.
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SPEAKER_04: And we even inducted Lamar Jackson into our inaugural Temple 99 club.
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SPEAKER_04: Now, you know how we do things on the Gempo.
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SPEAKER_04: Whenever somebody steps into our temple spotlight, we don't just talk about them.
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SPEAKER_04: We give them their own song.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, today we're getting spotlight one person.
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SPEAKER_04: Spotlighted 20.
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SPEAKER_04: So, temple suave and the dip left.
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SPEAKER_04: I hope you stressed before this one.
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SPEAKER_04: This song is dedicated to our inaugural NFL.
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SPEAKER_04: 20 names made the board.
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SPEAKER_04: The EDU has spoken.
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SPEAKER_04: Dimples Nation, turn it up.
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SPEAKER_04: Let's finish this NFL special edition.
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SPEAKER_04: The only way we know how.
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SPEAKER_04: Ladies and gentlemen, Dimpo Suave and the Dimplett.
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SPEAKER_03: 20 names made the board.
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SPEAKER_03: Time to bring that football roar.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple's nation.
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SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power.
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SPEAKER_03: Start the show.
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SPEAKER_03: 20 strong, dimple power.
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SPEAKER_03: Football's eaten up by the hour.
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SPEAKER_03: Under the lights, hear the crowd scream.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power on the football scene.
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SPEAKER_03: Twenty strong.
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SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
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SPEAKER_03: Cleft chance, cheek dimples, stealing the show.
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SPEAKER_03: Whisker dimples, too.
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SPEAKER_03: Now everybody knows.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power.
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SPEAKER_03: Wherever football go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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unknown: Hey, hey, hey.
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SPEAKER_03: Drake may drop back, ready to attack.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power when he's leading the pack.
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SPEAKER_03: Patrick Mahomes making plays his way.
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SPEAKER_03: Whisker dimple showing all game day.
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SPEAKER_03: Lamar Jackson, dangerous with the spin.
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SPEAKER_03: Baltimore power with the cleft chin.
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SPEAKER_03: Justin Herbert, ready to let it fly.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple showing underneath the stadium.
24:37
SPEAKER_03: Sky Jalen Hurts.
24:38
SPEAKER_03: Bring your power to the game.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimples on the field, remember the name.
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SPEAKER_03: Caleb Williams, ready to go.
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SPEAKER_03: Left chin power.
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SPEAKER_03: Running the show.
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SPEAKER_03: Triple Laura.
24:48
SPEAKER_03: Let's step football spin.
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SPEAKER_03: Quarterback power with the cleft chin.
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SPEAKER_03: Sam Donald to Seattle Z and another quarterback back with a cleft chin.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power on the football seat.
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SPEAKER_03: AJ Brown, ready to make that play.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power, showing on game day.
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SPEAKER_03: Flying downfield, speed on display, and the dimples reveal.
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SPEAKER_03: Ready for the call.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple showing when he catches that ball.
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SPEAKER_03: George Kittle, bringing the fight.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: Lifting power underneath the light.
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SPEAKER_03: The powers coming your way.
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SPEAKER_03: Ready to play.
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unknown: Quarterback, ready, ready.
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SPEAKER_03: Receivers go beat, running backs moving.
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SPEAKER_03: It's complete.
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SPEAKER_03: 20 days.
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SPEAKER_03: One big show.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's go.
25:50
SPEAKER_03: It's ready on deep energy.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple for the DDU to see.
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SPEAKER_03: Fred water.
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SPEAKER_03: And the dimples reveal.
25:59
SPEAKER_03: Giving yards to yard.
26:00
SPEAKER_03: Reading that play.
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SPEAKER_03: Safety with dimples coming your way.
26:04
SPEAKER_03: JC Horn, locking down inside.
26:06
SPEAKER_03: Cornerback dimples with the fence of pride.
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SPEAKER_03: Miles Derek.
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SPEAKER_03: Bringing the heat ramps, dimple power.
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SPEAKER_03: Coming off the edge for speed.
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SPEAKER_03: Move one it'll be linebacker.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power.
26:18
SPEAKER_03: Bringing it all game long.
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SPEAKER_03: 20 strong, dimple power.
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SPEAKER_03: Football eating up by the hour.
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SPEAKER_03: Under the lights, see the crowd screen.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimple power on the football seat.
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SPEAKER_03: 20 strong and the board is set.
26:32
SPEAKER_03: But the DDU ain't finished yet.
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SPEAKER_03: From offense to defense.
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SPEAKER_03: All game long, dimple power out, keeps rolling strong.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: Grace for Grady.
26:41
SPEAKER_03: Bring that sound.
26:42
SPEAKER_03: Dimples make shit.
26:44
SPEAKER_03: Shake the ground.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: National Dimples Day.
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SPEAKER_03: July 9.
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SPEAKER_03: Celebrating those dimples every time.
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SPEAKER_03: The dimple report football time.
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SPEAKER_03: 20 play late on the line.
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SPEAKER_03: From the first to the final score.
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SPEAKER_03: The dimple twenty still show.
28:21
SPEAKER_03: The scout report is in.
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SPEAKER_03: Football has dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:30
SPEAKER_04: Dimpo suave.
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SPEAKER_04: And the dimplets.
28:35
SPEAKER_04: That's how you close out an NFL special.
28:39
SPEAKER_04: And Dimples Nation.
28:40
SPEAKER_04: That officially puts a ball on our inaugural NFL.
28:52
SPEAKER_04: Coming soon.
28:53
SPEAKER_04: 20 players made our board.
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SPEAKER_04: We will be watching them throughout the entire season.
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SPEAKER_04: And we'll see whether their temple power shows up when it truly matters.
29:04
SPEAKER_04: Now, before I go, make sure you follow and download Dempo Report.
29:10
SPEAKER_04: Because next Thursday, we're getting back to our regular format.
29:14
SPEAKER_04: Demboed Headlines, Dempood Spotlight, Dempo Drop, Dempood Versus, Film and TV, Demplified, and everyone's favorite my fantasy dimpled crafty.
29:27
SPEAKER_04: The whole Dempo Report experience is back, and I've already selected next week's Dempool Spotlight.
29:34
SPEAKER_04: Here's your head.
29:35
SPEAKER_04: We're going somewhere between business, entertainment, and a little bit of history.
29:42
SPEAKER_04: And I'm willing to bet you've held the star of our story and your hand before.
29:47
SPEAKER_04: Maybe at a board game, maybe at a casino, maybe somewhere where somebody yelled, roll them! That's right.
29:54
SPEAKER_04: We're talking about dice.
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SPEAKER_04: So here's where the DVU comes in.
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SPEAKER_04: Have you ever looked closely at those little indentations on a die?
30:04
SPEAKER_04: Those little spots have a name.
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SPEAKER_04: And yes, Dimples Nations, they are called Dimples.
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SPEAKER_04: So, next Thursday, we're going to roll back through history and discover how something as simple as a pair of dice connects business, entertainment, history, and dimples.
30:24
SPEAKER_04: And believe me, the GDU is already rolling.
30:28
SPEAKER_04: Thank you for listening to The Dimple Report, the official podcast of National Dimples Day.
30:35
SPEAKER_04: Visit the DimpleStore.com and use Dimples for 15% off on your purchase or purchases.
30:42
SPEAKER_04: And remember, dimples are more than a trait, they are a reason to celebrate.
30:49
SPEAKER_04: Rico, take us out.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for listening to the Dimple Report.
31:01
SPEAKER_01: Be sure to follow the show.
31:03
SPEAKER_01: Visit us at national Dimplesday.com and let someone know that dimples are more than a trait.
31:10
SPEAKER_01: They're a reason to celebrate.
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SPEAKER_01: Until next time, Dimples Nation, be proud of those dimples.