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National Streaming Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.21.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. After 12 years, swiping right, looking
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  for my one and only, I had some good runs. Ah,
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  there were some good times. but overall it was
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  a learning experience I got a lot of reps in
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  and I never thought this day would come if I
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  intended but ladies and gentlemen boys and girls
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  of the gallery or whatever they say I'm here
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  after 144 months whatever amount of days that
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  is retiring from Bumble and Tinder and especially
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  Hinge. While there are some great women out there
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  that you can meet on the dating apps. The constant
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  ghosting and lack of communication. And then
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  the other party wondering why they're still lonely
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  at 38. I just, it reaches a point, you know,
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  where it was a good Oh, there's some good times.
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  There's that hot -ass 54 -year -old. And that
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  college girl. Yeah, it's all good. But life is
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  impermanent. We could die at any moment. So nothing
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  lasts forever. So I ain't saying it. Even though
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  I'll be back on it in two weeks. In other words,
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  I'll come back from retirement like Tom Brady.
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  Now, it's up in the air if I'll be retiring from
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  dating. But the constant lack of communication
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  and falling for somebody and then the ghosting,
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  it's just, your heartstrings can only take so
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  much. 14 years. I am right now. I can't even
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  get the amount of time right. I would swipe right
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  on everybody. That's a good run. But all good
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  things must come to an end. Especially when the
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  other comes. So bumble, Tinder, Facebook, dating,
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  hinge. I swear nobody's gonna believe me, but
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  he was so much more normal before I was pregnant.
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  This is one of 12 of the baby mamas of Elon Musk,
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  Ashley St. Clair, doing what every modern day
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  woman does, where they talk about their exes
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  in front of their ring camera while putting on
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  makeup. It's called the Alex Earl. Because without
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  Elon, there's really nothing else. Interesting
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  about Ashley St. Clair. Ashley St. Clair is opening
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  up about her love life. Yeah, I would say it's
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  pretty normal when a guy wants to get his rocks
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  off. But then when a kid's involved and born,
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  all of a sudden they change. Why? Because he's
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  a deadbeat and you're a money -grabbing imbecile.
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  More than a year after the former conservative
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  influencer announced that she and Elon Musk had
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  welcomed a baby boy together, she shares in a
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  May 15th TikTok video why she decided to have
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  a baby with the tech mogul. Money! And how getting
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  pregnant completely changed their romance. At
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  this point in my life, because I'm involved in
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  MAGA and the... Oh, you're involved in MAGA!
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  I never want to hear you talk about being a feminist.
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  Right wing, like, and I'm already a single mom.
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  I believe, like, the chances of me getting married
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  and my, you know, the white ticket fence. So
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  you use them to have a kid? Mm -hmm. This is
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  why I want women to stay out of men and use women
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  for sex. Women use men for money. White dress.
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  I believe that's out the window for me because
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  I'm already, like, stained. Oh, yeah. You got
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  white stains. I wanted nothing more than to just
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  be a mom. I wanted more kids. And the 27 -year
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  -old, who also has a son from a previous relationship,
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  emphasizes that her biggest concern about having
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  more children was financial stability. It's difficult
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  being a single mom. It's difficult working and...
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  Oh, poor you! No one forced you to have kids.
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  kids having to you know wonder if you're gonna
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  be able to pay the bills for your kids the next
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  month so when Elon is like you know you should
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  have more kids It is appealing to do what I've
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  always wanted. What, be a cloud chaser with no
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  talent? I wanted to do, be a... Be a grifter
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  with no talent? Mom, and not have to worry about
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  this shit going on in this economy. Yeah, you
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  know, you're pretty much admitting you're entitled.
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  You're pretty much admitting you use the mask.
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  And you're kind of damaged goods. Mm -hmm. She
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  says she and the Tesla CEO discussed her getting
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  pregnant during a trip to St. Barts, during which
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  she said she was ovulating. Oh yeah. You know
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  she playing that, she's like, hey, can we go
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  to St. Barts the third week of the month? I'm
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  pregnant. This is when things start getting weird.
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  You're weird, honey. Things got weird when you
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  thought he was good to have a kid with. I swear.
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  Dummy. Nobody's gonna believe me, but he was
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  so much more normal before I was pregnant. Yeah,
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  because he was just having sex with you. Mm -hmm.
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  He was getting his rocks off. But then when there's
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  a kid involved, it all changes. Like, he was...
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  It was, like, very normal conversation. Like,
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  his demeanor was normal. And I know I'm gonna
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  get roasted for this, but in private, like, he...
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  funny. I think it's funny that you thought it
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  was going to work with him. I have no sympathy
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  for you. I have a baby to take care of. You know
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  a girl is really mad when they talk like that.
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  And they have that long breath. And I also have
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  to work and make money. boyfriends touring the
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  world, making money to afford your life. God.
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  You know who you were having sex with? He's very
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  open about his borderline personality disorder.
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  Hewitt dropping that bomb on her followers, claiming
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  she's raising her five -month -old daughter with
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  Pete Davidson, Scotty, by herself. Well, that's
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  a huge problem. You met him after like two weeks,
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  moved in, and then had a kid. No one was Stopping
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  you from using Plan B. But the source tells ET,
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  it's not true. How are you? Yeah, you don't say.
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  A woman being obnoxious on social media for clout?
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  No way! Breaking news! Talking about fatherhood,
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  now that the reality is kicking in, what kind
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  of father do you hope you can be? Well, I honestly
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  couldn't be more excited. He sounds excited.
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  He means well. He's mentally ill, like me! No,
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  it's been my dream forever since I was a little
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  kid. The baby's mother is one of my favorite
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  people ever. Ever exist ever. She's going to
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  be a great mom. And I'm just stoked. And I hope
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  to be, you know. You know Elsie ain't innocent.
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  She has just like 55 without her. Like, shut
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  up. The Yeah, despite their recent split, E .T.'s
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  source says Pete is very much involved in Scotty's
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  life, and the model -slash -actress's social
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  media confes - Ah, she's an actress! I don't
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  want to fan of Elsie Hewitt! Shut up! ...including
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  liking comments about Pete being out of the picture
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  and leaving her a single mom. Man, women wonder
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  why they're just skin, you know? I'm not saying
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  not respected, but why men are annoyed when you're
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  liking comments instead of trying to fix the
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  relationship. Mother of the year and father of
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  the year. Surprise. That was close to the former
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  couple. Pete financially supports both Scotty
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  and Elsie. Exactly. He has to support to make
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  money. present in Scotty's life. His priority
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  is Scotty, and he cares about Elsie's well -being.
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  Elsie's just mad that it didn't work out and
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  that she had a kid after two months. Elsie, that
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  is a huge problem. At some point when women like
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  Elsie St. Clair and Halon or Elsie Hill and Pete
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  Davidson, when you have a kid, you gotta take
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  accountability as well. It's not always the man's
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  fault. What happened with James Harden last night?
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  He choked. Oh, yeah. It is hump day, which means
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  I hope my audience gets laid. Nothing turns on
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  a girl more than happy hour. Maybe not. Attention,
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  FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Boom. was so big.
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  Oh yeah, what up? How are you? I want to give
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  a shout out. A round of applause. To one of the
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  greatest bosses I've ever had, who will be leaving
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  Beasley Media Group my day job. I made a post
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  that said, shout out to my homie and boss, Rick
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  Thomas, for everything. I have learned how to
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  be more professional and organized from this
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  man. But I also love our talks when I talk his
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  ear off in his office about his stories with
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  Mancow and Lovecheese and his loyalty. I wholeheartedly
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  believe that he should be in the Radio Hall of
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  Fame. He's the GOAT. Jim Mulligan comments, he
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  will be in the Radio Hall of Fame one day. Kristen
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  Weber goes, 100 % agree. Rick is the best. One
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  of the greats of Tampa radio, Keith Conner says,
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  oh, he's a good dude. Rick Thomas, you're the
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  man. Everyone knows that I manically quit my
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  day job when I was having a bipolar breakdown.
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  I don't know. What was going on three years ago?
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  He had no reason to bring me back. I went to
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  conservative radio and did that for a minute.
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  It paid well, but I was getting like three downloads
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  an episode. So I DM'd Rick. I said, hey, Rick,
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  I am so sorry about how I quit. So anyway, I
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  could, I forget how I messaged him. I had it
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  really well written out. And he goes, it takes
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  a true man to say sorry. Well, why don't you
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  come in tomorrow and we'll talk it out. And two
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  years later, I'm staying humble, but I'm still
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  here. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy had to dedicate the episode
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  to Rick Thomas. How could you not? And he also
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  had his assistant, Reezy, Sean Sorelli, who passed
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  away of COVID five years ago. But that was my
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  dude. Because I also knew Rick over at Cox Media
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  Group when I worked at The Bone. And John Brennan,
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  the talent coach that he is, took the podcast
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  room away from me. So, Sean Sorelli. Reezy was
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  his nickname. He spoke to Rick and Rick authorized
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  me to record my podcast at Cox Media. But then
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  after Rick left and John Brennan took his job,
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  he took everything from me. How about those ratings?
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  Yeah. All I will say is a radio station that's
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  getting ratings doesn't need to have billboards
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  about an HR department all around the bank. What
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  do we got here? Snooki, well, first of all, she's
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  talking about Wendy Williams, that dirty running
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  one. But you can't talk about Wendy Williams
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  without playing this banger in a club. This next
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  headline is a reminder. I'm a terrible person.
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  Why do I have this? I'm sorry, she has dementia.
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  She really hurt a lot of people. Because she's
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  a hurt person. But this intro. Oh, yeah. What's
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  going on? How's it going? Here's Snooki saying
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  that Wendy Williams tested her pregnancy and
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  gave her alcohol on air. Wendy Williams. She
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  was wild. She was intimidating. She was kind
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  of a hag. She made you drink when you were pregnant.
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  She made you drink when you were pregnant? Well,
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  she was secretly pregnant. Well, she heard there
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  was a rumor that I was pregnant. So she made
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  you? She brought out beer for me and Jenny and
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  she goes, well, let's see if you're pregnant.
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  Wendy, karma hit you. Like, so crazy. And I was
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  like... And then you saw her in Target two weeks
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  later and you shunned her. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
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  What a moron. Gee, I wonder why your husband
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  cheated on you. That. Of course, he would cheat
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  on her because of stuff like that. But then there's
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  also the burp and fart compilation of Wendy Williams
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  burping and farting on TV. It's a matter of time.
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  She's not lonely. I apologize. I apologize. She's
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  not lonely, but you can't even do that locker
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  room thing. That cop wasn't playing that. I mean,
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  you're lucky. You're lucky you only got battery.
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  What if he filed for sexual assault? There was
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  rumors that she was drinking behind the scenes.
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  So she must have just been gassy from all that
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  booze. All right. Excuse me. Look, I don't know
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  what's going on. I don't know who you're going
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  to... ...on 14 -year -old basketball games. Wow,
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  that makes me feel old that it's about Bronnie
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  being 14. There you go. There's the burping compilation.
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  That's the best of Wendy Williams. Her radio
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  show was good back in the day, but on TV, she
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  didn't really trend. It's nothing personal. Everything
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  personal. I don't know why I said that. 856 -49
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  -HOPI. That's 856 -494 -6773. Leave me a voicemail.
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  Here's this mutant. Senator Ted Cruz has a fiercely
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  intense argument. That's a weird way to put it.
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  Overcompensating violent January 6th rioters.
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  I'm concerned that January 6th rioters, violent
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  January 6th rioters who were convicted. And then
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  pardon. I'm a little worried that they're going
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  to be entitled to taxpayer money, that money's
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  going to come out of my pocket. And go into their
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  pockets. Do you think violent, convicted, and
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  then pardoned. Pardoned. I love that Australian
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  accent. Do you think they should be eligible
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  for this sort of slash fund? I'm going to guess
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  that Ted Cruz sides with them. Why do I say that?
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  Because they were mutants. And so is he. I'm
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  surprised you're worried about that. But I'm
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  curious, were you worried at all? When Joe Biden
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  was weaponizing the Department of Justice. Oh,
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  my God. That's what every conservative douchebag
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  does. All of a sudden, they make it about Biden.
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  Biden's got cancer and he's on death's door.
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  You can't keep going to Biden. No, you don't.
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  I understand you got a political agenda. Oh,
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  my God. Is Ted Cruz just an unlikable twat? Look,
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  I get you get to ask a question. I get to give
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  the answer. You know Ted Cruz is terrible and
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  done. I'm giving you my answer. Okay. Which is
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  that you were not remotely concerned when Joe
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  Biden weaponized the Department of Justice to
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  go out. I'm sick of him. Freaking annoying. Just
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  an absolute douche. Rasheed Rice from the Kansas
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  City Chiefs broke his probation violation by
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  smoking weed. And you know what happened? He
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  is going to jail for 30 days. Man, how stupid
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  are you? Look, I know you're stupid because you
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  got CTE, but you literally got away with a crime.
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  And you're like, oh, I got to get high. What
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  are you doing? There is this woman going on,
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  talking about scamming guys on dating apps. I
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  love being evil to men. Sometimes late on, like,
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  a Friday or Saturday night, I go on what I call
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  a Hinge rampage, where I match with just, like,
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  a bunch of guys on Hinge, and then rile. Hinge
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  is the worst. All the girls in there are, like,
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  marketing directors, and they think they're better
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  than you. I'm all up to the point where they're
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  like, come over, come over, come over. And to
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  all of them, I'm like, yes, like, send your address,
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  like, literally on my way. And then I just shut
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  off my phone. Whatever, homie. No more. Man.
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  Hey! He tries to weaponize men, but women ain't
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  innocent either. It's almost like all humans
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  suck. Ah, what do we got here? Holly Randall
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  tells Taylor Vixen that her biological mom exposed
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  her to pornography at age 13. This is the weirdest
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  part about the headline. Not even that part.
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  The way they spelled it, it's like pornography.
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  Six? No, it's C6RN6GRAPHY, pornography. Weird.
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  These algorithms are making us stupid. Like a
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  teenager, I think, at the time. She was like,
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  look at this. You can't look at the rest of the
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  magazine, but look at this page. And I was like,
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  that's great, mom. Yeah. I mean, she knows, like,
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  mommy was a tramp. i mean obviously i don't talk
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  to her she knows what i'm going out of town for
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  shoot and things like that i mean the travel's
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  hard she's my husband's there thank god um and
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  um and she used to you know stay with my parents
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  my parents live in texas but um you know we're
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  in vegas now but yeah oh yeah of course you're
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  in vegas i mean she's 16 now she's pretty she's
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  pretty self -sufficient she's oh yeah you know
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  she got beef curtains now she's uh she she's
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  got friends as well. So she's always, she's always
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  taken care of. I mean, I swear when I'm there,
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  I feel like she, all she does is stay in a room
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  the whole time. So it's like, I'm like, calm
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  down people. Oh yeah. Cause you're on the second
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  floor coming. I know. Water, blah, blah, blah.
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  Man, there are more podcasts than marriages now.
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  Fans are speculating that Alabama Barker, that
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  bust down. He's cheating on them. Neon. After
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  Neon was talking to a girl named Torda in Vegas.
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  Are we really going to act like this Neon relationship
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  with Alabama Barker's real? She likes guys that
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  are BBC. They were making out. Torda and Neon.
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  Oh, my God. Neon's ruining his life. Reminds
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  me of when I dated my ex nine years ago. She's
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  like, what are you doing, dude? Stay single.
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  Here's everyone's favorite hot ass comedian.
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  Open marriage, Nikki Glaser. She says she thought
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  there must be something wrong with her because
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  she didn't desire to get moral. Wrong with me
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  that I wasn't desiring putting a dick in my mouth.
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  Oh, yeah. Realize that that's not, no one really.
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  No, no one does, even now. Yes, as women. And
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  people will convince themselves they do, and
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  I totally understand that, like, you do in some
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  way, but it's because you are getting a sense
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  of control, or you're getting. Yeah, you know,
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  you're watching the guys curl on his toes. Look
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  at all happy. Giving pleasure. Right. There's
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  no pleasure center in your mouth that you are
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  actually getting an actual feeling of pleasure
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  in your body. I think some girls do. But there
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  is pleasure in giving pleasure to someone. Yes.
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  If you're like. Blah, blah, blah. No wonder he's
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  talking to other women. I bet she uses teeth.
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  By the way, she listens to Taylor Swift, so that's
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  kind of the verdict there. Ah, there's this hot
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  -ass girl right here. I love how, I know it's
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  audio, so you can't really see what the girl
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  looks like, but she's very pretty. And I love
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  how some guy named Brian Ellis, who is the podcast,
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  hosted that podcast, whatever, he calls her Average,
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  and it says in the caption of the video, Is it
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  bad for society that average at best women like
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  this don't find men attractive? Genuine question.
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  And I know the fuglies are going to get offended,
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  but are there hot guys out there? Nah, you're
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  just a vaping moron. For the girls, are you guys
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  seeing hot guys in the wild outside at night
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  anywhere? Because unless I'm literally going
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  to all the wrong places, which I don't. You're
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  just picking on a sociopath. That's what it is.
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  I think I am. I cannot remember the last time
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  I saw a man that was attractive. Hey, well, you're
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  pretty hot, but I wouldn't pay for your drinks.
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  Clavicular says he checks if girls are on birth
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  control. If you're constantly pulling women,
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  and this is what I would always do. He's like
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  a dumber version of Andrew Tate. You could say
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  what you want about Andrew Tate, but he's kind
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  of smart. Clavicular is a moron. I just like
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  to gauge my dimorphism was... Dimorphism. If
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  a girl was prescribed birth control. He's got
• 26:10
  that Gen Z thing where he read a lot of textbooks
• 26:12
  so he thinks he's smarter than us because he
• 26:14
  uses big words to see if I was like, you know,
• 26:18
  cocked in any way. So yeah, if you're usually
• 26:22
  pulling girls that are on, that's not a good
• 26:24
  sign. That's marginal. I'm sorry. No, it's legit.
• 26:29
  It's very legit. Wow. I feel stupid listening
• 26:31
  to this. Marginal. No, legit. Women on birth
• 26:34
  control are more attracted to feminine men is
• 26:38
  what you're saying? Yes, correct. Because they're
• 26:40
  taking their E. Such a sociopath. He'd be perfect
• 26:47
  for morning radio. Hello, this is the Jones Show.
• 26:50
  Do we have the cheater on the line? Ah, Kevin
• 26:53
  Gates says he's been banned from TikTok for three
• 26:57
  days. So TikTok banned me for three days. All
• 27:02
  of a sudden, I ain't much to do. Heard they say
• 27:05
  I said hate speech. You probably did, man. I
• 27:11
  know I've been a hater. I don't really think
• 27:14
  that's correct. In my life. I like Kevin Gates.
• 27:18
  I like the song Out The Mood. He's a good rapper.
• 27:21
  Don't get me wrong. I think I might have even
• 27:23
  seen him when I was drunk once. I can't remember.
• 27:25
  But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 27:27
  and girls, because I got a lot of free tickets
• 27:30
  from working the radio. The thing is, you probably
• 27:32
  did. Then they said, like, I really rolled the
• 27:37
  short bus. I got the right to say I'm retarded.
• 27:39
  I'm really retarded. You used the R word. You're
• 27:41
  a douche. I took every medication you could take.
• 27:44
  I just don't take meds. You sound ignorant. And
• 27:50
  what else? What they said. I did. I did. You
• 27:57
  don't even know what you're doing. That was it.
• 28:00
  Oh. Oh, yeah. Anyway, yeah. Yeah, you got my
• 28:04
  girl next to me. Yeah. They ain't even send me
• 28:07
  the video or the hate speech. They sent me a
• 28:09
  video of me asking what I said. I will say TikTok
• 28:15
  sucks. All right. We'll get to Megyn Kelly in
• 28:20
  a second. I'm not ready to talk about Dirty Rod
• 28:22
  and Hanks. Oh, they got chicks in the office.
• 28:26
  I had a biggest crush on Rhea. She's so freaking
• 28:29
  hot. Supposedly they break down that Taylor and
• 28:32
  Travis have the same look every time they go
• 28:34
  into a club. Travis walking and her like gazing
• 28:37
  lovingly at him. It's so staged. Every single
• 28:42
  night that they went out to dinner this week.
• 28:44
  I would pay good money to watch the chicks in
• 28:46
  the office do some stuff. It was the same exact
• 28:49
  picture. Like here it is here. And then here
• 28:52
  it is here. You got your big strong. The hot
• 28:54
  boyfriend leading the way. No, I'm with you.
• 28:56
  I just, I love. Where's Rita? She ain't there.
• 29:00
  They got the look down. No. There you go. They
• 29:03
  got the look down. Isn't your life better off
• 29:06
  knowing? I love this. Joy Taylor says issues
• 29:12
  relating to childbirth are only there because
• 29:15
  men can't get pregnant. She's such a, she's just
• 29:19
  such a dirty, rotten moron. She cheated on her
• 29:24
  husband and then got the job because she went
• 29:28
  to work with Emmanuel Ajo and the Fox Sports
• 29:31
  CEO. And now she's trying to act like she's this
• 29:38
  feminist. It's just, if I could have one wish
• 29:43
  for the world. It would be to have Rachel have
• 29:46
  more songs. It would be that men and women could
• 29:49
  get pregnant. I don't want that. You don't even
• 29:53
  want kids. You'd be a terrible mom. You're already
• 29:56
  a terrible person. You got those sociopathic
• 30:01
  eyes. Yeah, you're hot as hell, but that can
• 30:03
  only go so far. Because if men and women could
• 30:07
  be pregnant, we would not be having these conversations.
• 30:10
  Oh, really? Well, men would probably remember
• 30:13
  to take the pill every day. How many times do
• 30:16
  you hear a girl go, oh, I take the pill every
• 30:17
  three days. Why am I pregnant? This would not
• 30:21
  be an issue. If men could get pregnant, you could
• 30:24
  get an abortion at a drive -thru. That is not
• 30:28
  a bad point. Hey, grab the vacuum. Could you
• 30:34
  imagine if there was a drive -thru abortion?
• 30:39
  Hey, come here. Let's get it. If Megan get pregnant,
• 30:50
  have been done on giving birth, you could give
• 30:55
  birth and feel absolutely nothing and recover
• 30:58
  in three days. Yeah, that's how it is. It's pretty
• 31:00
  awesome. But you have this thing where you can
• 31:04
  sleep your head in a tub. The problem is. When
• 31:08
  you get caught, then you do podcasts about dating
• 31:10
  because you were never that good at sports. You
• 31:12
  were only good at going, hey, Paul Pierce, what
• 31:14
  do you think of this topic? Hey, Emmanuel Acho,
• 31:16
  I'm going to have sex with you later and we're
• 31:17
  going to talk about sports. But then when it's
• 31:21
  time for you to do a podcast, you go to dating
• 31:22
  because that's all you know is sex. The advancements
• 31:25
  that would have been done in the medical field
• 31:28
  to make childbirth as seamless, as safe. What
• 31:34
  is he even talking about? Why is this your topic?
• 31:39
  No wonder your podcast sucks. As comfortable,
• 31:43
  the recovery, all of it as perfect as possible.
• 31:46
  Whatever. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is what
• 31:49
  I think of this segment. 8, 5, 6, 49, Hoppy.
• 32:03
  Here's another clip from these streamers out
• 32:05
  there. So there's something going on with Neon
• 32:12
  and Alabama Barker. Maybe they should bust out.
• 32:16
  And he fell in love with us. But never mind.
• 32:18
  But the thing is, Fosay, who's another streamer,
• 32:23
  was stunned when Neon avoided mentioning Alabama
• 32:28
  Barker. Lovely. Who are you talking to right
• 32:34
  now? Well, I'm, you know, I'm just, um, you know,
• 32:41
  yeah, there's nothing worse. I've had this happen
• 32:44
  to me a few times where you start talking to
• 32:46
  a girl. Yeah. Yeah. God, you do your thing. And
• 32:50
  then you start telling your friends and all of
• 32:51
  a sudden the girl goes on you. And then you're
• 32:55
  like, your friends are like, what about that
• 32:57
  girl? And you're like, I should have kept my
• 32:59
  mouth shut. Life gets tough sometimes. Why are
• 33:01
  you scared to just say her name? Nah, it's not
• 33:03
  that, bro. Yeah, it is, bro. It's not that. No,
• 33:07
  what is it? I try to keep a lot of my, you know,
• 33:09
  like, just, I just. Yeah, two weeks ago, he's
• 33:11
  like, I bought you a Birkin bag. I paid $20 ,000
• 33:14
  to buy you a Birkin bag. Now he's like, I want
• 33:18
  to keep my dirty life private. But she's banging
• 33:20
  other dads. You know, you probably got a roster.
• 33:25
  No, I don't, I don't. They all be talking about
• 33:26
  it. Like, I saw that clip about 6ix9ine and Ryan
• 33:30
  talking about it. Oh, my God. Ryan said you always
• 33:32
  got a two -piece on you. No. Oh, yeah. I'm getting
• 33:35
  a little sick of Neon. Mm -hmm. The guy is for
• 33:38
  the streets, and he acts like, I'm a good guy,
• 33:41
  man. I got balls. You find love in a promiscuous
• 33:45
  woman. The no jumper crew of that sex offender
• 33:50
  should be out on 22. Finds out live on their
• 33:52
  stream that their co -host young and Jeff was
• 33:56
  arrested by LAPD robbery homicide division held
• 34:00
  on a million dollar bail. Maurice Shellman. Nah,
• 34:04
  they got felony. Whoa. Felony for what? It doesn't
• 34:08
  say. Working with you. It doesn't specify. It
• 34:10
  don't say no more. It used to say. But I could
• 34:12
  tell by the. I wonder if whack went. Ratted on
• 34:15
  him. L .A. Robbery and Homicide Division. Oh,
• 34:19
  no. No, no, no. That's the agency. That's bad.
• 34:24
  It's 77th Street, bro. Million dollar bail. Million
• 34:27
  dollar bail doesn't seem. I mean, that's what
• 34:29
  they gave Chud. No, no, no. Chad the Builder's
• 34:32
  a loser as well. The only million dollar build
• 34:35
  in L .A. is a million dollars. That's a hard
• 34:38
  one, bro. Oh, man. That's fucked up, bro. Freak.
• 34:43
  They all talk like idiocracy. I wonder when they're
• 34:48
  about to climax. They're like, I'm about to.
• 34:53
  Don't you feel smarter for listening to. Cut.
• 34:58
  Cut. Uh, Chud the Builder's lawyer said he's
• 35:03
  not a racist. Oh, he totally is. Mm -hmm. Mindy
• 35:07
  Kaling discusses the rumors that her and, um,
• 35:12
  Ryan from the office were banging, and she says
• 35:15
  they were none. Uh, Kim, Eminem's ex, releases
• 35:19
  a new mugshot of her smiling after a DUI. She
• 35:21
  knows her ex -baby daddy's gonna help pay for
• 35:24
  it. Mm -hmm. Senator Tim Kaine. discusses his
• 35:31
  take on the possible prenup, well, probable prenup
• 35:34
  between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Oh, did
• 35:39
  he ever? Oh, he really did. 856 -49 -Hobby. Here
• 35:46
  is the clip of him talking about it. Senator,
• 35:53
  T -TMZ. Why don't you ride with me? TMZ's been
• 35:56
  hanging out in Washington, D .C. a lot. Oh my
• 35:59
  gosh, are you kidding me? Let's - Oh! I know
• 36:03
  Charlie from TMZ. Tell me your name. I'm his
• 36:06
  better half. I'm Jacob. Okay, Jacob. Thank you
• 36:10
  for the invite. Yeah, sure. You know, I have
• 36:12
  a - Taylor Swift question for you. Okay, you're
• 36:15
  going to find what a dunce I am. It's okay. Yeah,
• 36:18
  you're already a dunce at everything. I don't
• 36:21
  even need to follow her to get this question.
• 36:23
  So, you know her and Travis Kelsey. They're getting
• 36:26
  married, right? I'm a huge fan. I grew up in
• 36:28
  Kansas City, so that I do know. How's it going,
• 36:30
  sir? Are you getting off? This is a Jewish guy
• 36:35
  looking around like, what is going on? Your basement?
• 36:37
  No, that's one. Okay. It's a confusing elevator
• 36:40
  system. This is a weird interaction. Don't feel
• 36:44
  bad. It happens all the time, right? So Taylor
• 36:47
  Swift and Travis Kelsey, they're getting married.
• 36:49
  And right now they're considering which states
• 36:52
  have the most favorable prenup laws. Got it.
• 36:55
  Oh, my God. You know, because it's like there's
• 36:57
  a bunch of places that they could get married
• 36:59
  in. So do you think, though, that prenup... I
• 37:03
  kind of like this Tim Kaine guy's energy. He's
• 37:06
  a good -ass dude. I know he's a senator, so that
• 37:08
  means he sucks. Laws should be federalized. Like,
• 37:11
  what? No? Why not? Absolutely. I think you should
• 37:15
  only federalize something when it is, like, really
• 37:17
  important. I agree, bud. That there be a national
• 37:21
  policy. And, you know, Virginia has different
• 37:23
  rules about many different things than Kansas
• 37:25
  does where I grew up. And actually, I kind of
• 37:28
  think that that's a system that was set up. To
• 37:31
  make sense, because then you learn some things.
• 37:33
  Well, this one state did something that we didn't
• 37:35
  do. There's Tim Kaine. He has kind of daddy energy,
• 37:41
  doesn't he? Here's Michelle Obama saying that
• 37:45
  not all MAGA is racist. Look some people in the
• 37:47
  face and tell them you have no right to be angry
• 37:50
  or to do something that maybe is against your
• 37:53
  own interests. That's what that's human nature.
• 37:56
  Many of the people who voted for my husband twice.
• 38:01
  And I know that that's how they feel. It's like,
• 38:03
  this isn't, this isn't about anything other than.
• 38:05
  So she actually isn't talking about mega. It
• 38:07
  was clickbait. I'm just, we need, we need something
• 38:11
  different. Wow. That was the clip about mega.
• 38:14
  She didn't even talk about mega. Man, I love
• 38:19
  clickbait. Let's see here. Eight, five, six,
• 38:24
  49. Okay. This is funny. I should probably finish
• 38:29
  the number. I do that a lot where I say the first
• 38:31
  six of the numbers. 856 -494 -6773. So DaBaby
• 38:36
  was leaving his car to go to like a club or something.
• 38:40
  And this man approached him. And the guy was
• 38:44
  like crashing DaBaby and whatnot. And what happened
• 38:50
  was this. Was the man got denied by DaBaby. And
• 38:56
  he said he's not even a fan of him, but wanted
• 38:58
  to show love after his music helped him get through
• 39:00
  prison. So then you are a fan. Here he is on
• 39:03
  Way Up with Angela Yee. And the baby and the
• 39:06
  security was like, oh, the baby coming. So I
• 39:08
  turned around and was like, yo, what up? Come
• 39:10
  here, my nigga. Like just trying to say congratulations.
• 39:13
  Because at the end of the day, I brought this
• 39:15
  guy's music when I was doing my bid. And that
• 39:18
  album got me through. When you went to things
• 39:21
  like that. It's not no fan or nothing like that.
• 39:25
  It's just respect. Oh, damn. Just respect to
• 39:28
  harass him when he's getting out of a car without
• 39:30
  his permission. Respect. Put some respect in
• 39:36
  his name. A driver allegedly drove a Tesla. into
• 39:40
  a lake to try out the feature of the car bonded
• 39:42
  to a call in north texas and they found a tesla
• 39:45
  cyber truck in a lake and the police department
• 39:48
  says that this was on purpose the great department
• 39:50
  said that the driver jimmy jack mcdaniel looks
• 39:54
  like a intentionally drove the tesla cyber truck
• 39:56
  into the lake to test out tesla's wade feature
• 39:59
  prompting jimmy jack mcdaniel to hop out of the
• 40:02
  passenger seat and leave the vehicle behind In
• 40:06
  case you don't know, according to Tesla's manual,
• 40:08
  Wade mode lets drivers drive through bodies of
• 40:11
  water. However, the manual does say you have
• 40:13
  to gauge the depth of the water. Police say that
• 40:15
  McDaniel is in jail. He was charged with operation
• 40:18
  of a vehicle in a closed section of the lake,
• 40:20
  not having a valid boat registration. Boat. And
• 40:25
  other violations surrounding water safety. There
• 40:28
  you go. I look at Tesla's and I just immediately
• 40:31
  judge them. What are you doing? Here's Sheryl
• 40:38
  Crow talking to Bobby Burns about cancer and
• 40:42
  heartbreak. I was engaged. I had... Actually,
• 40:45
  I don't think I can play it because it's a show
• 40:47
  on Netflix. And they will copyright strike you.
• 40:52
  Only fan demon, Piper Rokell, reveals that she
• 40:55
  has a new situationship. Of course. That's so
• 40:58
  far. So, Gavin, how much would you pay to suck
• 41:00
  on Piper's toes? Oh, yeah. She pays me to do
• 41:04
  it. I know you'd pay money. No, I'm saying like
• 41:06
  in a theoretic, like where you had to pay for
• 41:07
  that, like I know you'd pay money for that. How
• 41:09
  much do you pay for that? But no, yeah, to answer
• 41:11
  your question, I would pay $0 because that doesn't
• 41:14
  even make sense or even sound right saying that
• 41:17
  we could ever live in a world. Your parents must
• 41:19
  be so proud of you. Where I like toes more than
• 41:25
  her. You want her to suck on your ear, don't
• 41:28
  you? Because she has me on like. Okay. All right.
• 41:31
  I'm going to like really expose the truth here
• 41:32
  because this is, this is, this is going to make
• 41:35
  the fit. All right. So here's the thing. Everyone
• 41:37
  thinks like this is all for content or this is
• 41:39
  all fake or they're bullshit. And yeah, I gotta
• 41:42
  be honest. It is. I'm going to just going to,
• 41:44
  I don't want to hear you then. You're stupid.
• 41:46
  Yeah. I get to the point. You should transition
• 41:50
  to a woman. Eight, five, six, 49 hobby. Fousey
• 41:57
  clowns Neon for getting friendzoned by Alabama
• 42:00
  Barker. Anonymous just tipped one baller. Neon,
• 42:03
  can you please be honest with the chat? Are you
• 42:05
  ever going to make it official with Alabama Barker?
• 42:10
  He did it to himself. Constantly talking about
• 42:17
  it, walking around like he's the man. You didn't
• 42:26
  answer his question. Neon. We had to get to know
• 42:33
  each other. Yeah, you kind of rushed it, didn't
• 42:36
  you, you dummy? I've done that too. You fall
• 42:41
  in love with a thot. I just met her recently.
• 42:44
  She's amazing, though. Uncomfortable. You can't
• 42:50
  use the... We're getting to know each other.
• 42:52
  I don't know her card when you bought her a Birkin.
• 43:01
  Why'd you buy her a bag, you moron? I get the
• 43:05
  business move that it was for both of you, but
• 43:07
  still. I love how he's looking at it, bro. And
• 43:11
  Neon doesn't seem like he, he reminds me of me
• 43:13
  at like 23. Like he doesn't want to listen to
• 43:15
  other people. It's like, well, then I don't want
• 43:17
  to help you. A modern woman crashes out after
• 43:20
  her ex -boyfriend moves on with a hotter woman.
• 43:23
  In case anyone wanted to know, I found out that
• 43:27
  my ex -boyfriend is dating this new girl. Oh
• 43:32
  yeah, he's getting laid because she didn't get
• 43:34
  him laid. And we look totally different. Are
• 43:38
  nothing alike. Whatsoever. So I don't know. I'm
• 43:46
  kind of offended. That he even could think he
• 43:50
  could get with someone like me. Knowing that.
• 43:56
  Whatever, honey. You're never the problem. You're
• 44:01
  washed up. Here's Halle Berry. Not Halle Bailey.
• 44:07
  It's Halle Berry. Says women will never find
• 44:11
  real love while desperately chasing men. She
• 44:15
  says you got to be nonchalant. After three divorces,
• 44:18
  I really thought that I was done. You know, you
• 44:21
  get to a point when you've gone through that
• 44:23
  three, four times, you start to think, well,
• 44:25
  I guess a relationship like this isn't for me.
• 44:28
  And I felt like I had had enough and I just wanted
• 44:31
  to have my career and raise my children and I
• 44:34
  would be good. But I realized that the minute
• 44:36
  you get good and you stop chasing that thing,
• 44:39
  I realized chasing that thing is what always
• 44:40
  allowed me to make the wrong choices. Right.
• 44:43
  Because I needed that thing. I thought that would
• 44:45
  complete me like many of us do. And when I gave
• 44:48
  up and I said, you know, I'm going to prioritize
• 44:52
  myself, my life, my well -being, my second act.
• 44:55
  And this isn't going to be so important to me
• 44:57
  anymore. That's when the perfect person showed
• 45:01
  up. I am. What's his name? Von or whatever. Robbie
• 45:06
  Hoffman. Tell us, call her daddy house, that
• 45:09
  men that refuse to go down there and women are
• 45:10
  gay. I don't understand men that don't want to
• 45:13
  do it. You do realize it revs up the engine.
• 45:18
  You do realize the power of it, right? You do
• 45:22
  realize that you got to make sure that the woman's
• 45:26
  turned on too. Got to rev up that engine. Oh
• 45:39
  yeah. Use that finger. There we are. What is
• 45:49
  some straight people shit you just like cannot
• 45:51
  get behind? A lot. Okay. A lot of straight men
• 45:55
  claim that going down on a woman is so difficult
• 45:58
  because it's hard to find the clit. Oh, okay.
• 46:02
  Yeah. Like DJ Khaled is gay. Yeah. No, that's
• 46:05
  what I think. I think if you're bragging about
• 46:07
  not going down on a woman, it's like, bro, just
• 46:10
  come out. Like, there's no other way to come
• 46:11
  out. Like, it's not giving what you think it's
• 46:14
  giving. Fellas, it's like bizarre. Mm -hmm. It's
• 46:20
  like, just be gay. Like, again, leave women alone.
• 46:23
  Like, why this whole song and dance? Like, they
• 46:26
  like gay men. There you go. Let me go here. This
• 46:31
  good reveal is on Clev - Oh, I got it. There's
• 46:34
  too many words. Jesus Christ, let me breathe.
• 46:37
  This girl reviewed this fucking grammar on this
• 46:41
  post. Take three. This girl revealed on Clavicular's
• 46:46
  Find My Husband show before OnlyFans, she was
• 46:50
  making $10 ,000 a month selling feet pics. OnlyFans
• 46:53
  is awesome. And I also low -key sold feet pics
• 46:56
  in high school. What the fuck? Wait, hold up.
• 47:01
  That can't be legal. How much money did you make
• 47:02
  off the feet pics? I was making $10 ,000 a month
• 47:04
  in high school. Your dad must have been so proud.
• 47:09
  Maybe your dad wasn't around. Bought my homecoming
• 47:11
  and my prom dresses. They were coming. And everything
• 47:14
  that I wanted, all my Lululemon, I would show
• 47:17
  up to school looking so cool. There you go. This
• 47:21
  clip's interesting. We all know that Bobby Althoff
• 47:25
  ditched her husband. We all know that Bobby Althoff
• 47:30
  used her husband to... as she helped him start
• 47:34
  her brand. And then she did the podcast with
• 47:37
  Drake and then she took that picture with her
• 47:39
  husband trying to make it seem like they liked
• 47:40
  each other and she hated him. Now, she's dating
• 47:43
  other men. And here is Corey Althoff getting
• 47:46
  emotional talking about her. I did go to school.
• 47:49
  I studied political science at Clemson University
• 47:52
  and I graduated and I wasn't really sure what
• 47:56
  I wanted to do and I felt like I wasn't very
• 47:59
  happy with the opportunities that I was being
• 48:02
  that. like the kind of jobs i could get at the
• 48:04
  time right so i like i mentioned earlier i come
• 48:08
  from silicon valley and so i had gone back home
• 48:10
  and i stayed with my parents especially used
• 48:12
  them and just being surrounded by it i decided
• 48:15
  you know all right why why don't i give learning
• 48:17
  a program a shot i actually tried in college
• 48:19
  and failed uh like i dropped the class it was
• 48:22
  super intimidating yeah and so i gave up i didn't
• 48:25
  think it was for me but i decided to give it
• 48:27
  one more chance so i started I bought a bunch
• 48:30
  of books and courses. I remember Think Python
• 48:33
  is the first book I ever bought. So I bought
• 48:35
  a book called Think Python, started getting into
• 48:37
  Python, and I fell in love with programming.
• 48:41
  Yeah. It's very strange. This is not what the
• 48:44
  clip said it was going to be. Very, very odd.
• 48:50
  Time for Meg and Kelly sucks. Happy hour. Happy
• 48:57
  hour. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up. With
• 49:51
  that plastic smile Fake outrage and a spray don't
• 49:55
  stop We definitely have no script. We got one
• 50:53
  simple fact. Everybody loves to sing. Megyn Kelly's
• 50:58
  hook. Here she is talking about Stephen Colbert
• 51:39
  saying that he found girls attractive on his
• 51:44
  show while he's married. And Megyn Kelly's not
• 51:47
  even at all entertaining. She's the worst. Listen,
• 51:51
  I'm no Colbert fan, but when you're making me
• 51:52
  side with Colbert, you're the worst. I heard
• 51:56
  the most outrageous set of soundbites on my pal
• 51:59
  Maureen Callahan's show, The Nerf, on Friday.
• 52:02
  You're a hag. Which is a great show. You should
• 52:05
  go and subscribe. She actually took the time
• 52:08
  to listen to this weird new podcast that, I don't
• 52:13
  know if it's a real thing or if they just did
• 52:15
  it the one time, but it's these... obnoxious,
• 52:18
  insufferable late night hosts. What about you?
• 52:20
  You're not insufferable. You're a hag. Sitting
• 52:23
  around patting themselves on the back. You do
• 52:25
  that too. You're buddies. Shut up. And what they
• 52:28
  decided to talk about, you know, as all married
• 52:30
  men want to, is which female guest they've had
• 52:34
  on their shows who they want to sleep with. Coming
• 52:38
  from the woman that says that it wasn't that
• 52:39
  big of a deal that the Epstein victims were 16.
• 52:43
  Shut up. Which woman would they like to F? Oh,
• 52:48
  heaven forbid guys talk about sex. You know,
• 52:53
  she's pretty annoying. And this guy with her,
• 52:57
  Doug Bronte, is thinking, I want to plow women
• 52:59
  too. Or maybe get plowed. Honestly, this is so
• 53:02
  inappropriate on so many different levels. Since
• 53:06
  when has MAGA got any morals? Shut up! Look at
• 53:10
  your president. And here is Stephen Colbert in
• 53:13
  Sot 10. Has there been a guest who was so attractive
• 53:17
  that you found it distracting? I'll tell you
• 53:20
  who I did not expect to be wildly attracted to.
• 53:24
  Like, I didn't know what to do with myself. Is
• 53:26
  that I did not, because I don't, I don't, I like
• 53:29
  this person's work, but I never thought of them
• 53:30
  as like a bombshell. I could not, I didn't know
• 53:32
  what to do with my eyeballs when Michelle Williams
• 53:34
  was on for the first time. She is hot. She sat
• 53:37
  down across from me. I didn't, I didn't tell
• 53:39
  you the hag. And then, Last night, Kimmel made
• 53:46
  fun of Trump for he compared himself to James
• 53:48
  Bond, so Jimmy Kimmel's still not funny. And
• 53:52
  Attorney General Todd Blanch won't pardon Kisly
• 53:55
  and Maxwell. Magic mushrooms will help you get
• 53:58
  off of cocaine. Selena Gomez is going to make
• 54:00
  a four -hour X -rated film, but I'm sure it's
• 54:02
  not going to be that dirty. And CSI's Miami's
• 54:05
  David Caruso is now 70 years old. All right.
• 54:10
  Let me see here. What should we do? Let's do...
• 54:14
  The thing that is known as Kardashian news. In
• 54:18
  the software for the music, I typed in K -A -R
• 54:23
  -F -A. No wonder it didn't show up. Turn it up,
• 54:29
  it's Hoppy, our time Kardashian news, we dissect
• 54:32
  the clime No filters, no flu, raw truth and wine
• 54:35
  Mic's hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Nepotism's
• 54:39
  thrown, they sittin' in the plush Built an empire
• 54:42
  off nothin' but the hush Reality's a script,
• 54:45
  ain't no realness in the cut Talents on vacation,
• 54:47
  they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the
• 54:50
  mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake
• 54:52
  lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,
• 54:55
  it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome
• 54:58
  Welcome to Kardashian News, where the truth gets
• 55:01
  aired. I be breaking down the hype, y 'all beware.
• 55:04
  Fake smells, fake lies, fake drama they choose.
• 55:07
  No talent required, it's Kardashian News, where
• 55:11
  the truth gets aired. I be breaking down the
• 55:14
  hype, y 'all beware. Fake stuff, fake lies, fake
• 55:16
  lives, fake drama, they choose. No talent for
• 55:19
  quiet, it's Kardashian news. Diamond studded
• 55:22
  lies, selling dreams to the broke. Gold -plated
• 55:24
  nothing, society inside joke. Hoppy ain't scared,
• 55:27
  man, he roasting them raw. I do like it raw,
• 55:29
  especially if it was with them. Surgical precision,
• 55:33
  every word's a slice. Hypocrisy exposed under
• 55:36
  studio lights. Instagram filters, they mask the
• 55:39
  truth. Hoppy's here to school them, welcome to
• 55:41
  the booth. Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, got no
• 55:44
  beef. No chain. Speaking what he feels. Never
• 55:46
  playing a game. No Kardashian can spin his name.
• 55:50
  On this mic he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian news.
• 55:54
  Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking down
• 55:56
  the hype. Y 'all beware. Fake smiles. Fake lies.
• 55:59
  Fake lies. Fake drama they choose. No talent
• 56:01
  required. It's Kardashian news. Kardashian news.
• 56:05
  Down and up it's Hoppy at what time. Hoppy speaks
• 56:08
  what's on his mind. Down and up it's Hoppy at
• 56:11
  what time. Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Kim
• 56:20
  Kardashian is in love with her vitamins. On a
• 56:22
  May 19th episode of Amy Poehler's Good Hand Podcast.
• 56:25
  Why would Amy Poehler ever run? The 45 -year
• 56:28
  -old detailed her daily health regimen. She says,
• 56:31
  I take probably 35 supplements a day. I spread
• 56:33
  them out three times a day. That's good. I didn't
• 56:36
  notice this. All right. Kim Kardashian is helping
• 56:42
  convict a cocaine smuggler indirectly. A truck
• 56:45
  driver in the UK has been jailed for smuggling
• 56:47
  more than 7 million pounds, approximately $9
• 56:50
  .5 million worth of cocaine. Oh, yeah. Hidden
• 56:54
  in a vehicle carrying Kim Kardashian, Skims underwear.
• 56:58
  There you go. All right, what's going on with
• 57:00
  TMZ? Today on TMZ. Okay, Alizzo. Is working the
• 57:10
  streets about... Oh, yeah, she's a hook. Oh,
• 57:12
  no, no, no, no. Not that way. Play to promote
• 57:15
  her album. She does like... I just had that weight
• 57:19
  loss. Lizzo was a surprise guest on the... God,
• 57:25
  I had to rock her body. TMZ brunch bus, and she
• 57:28
  performed. I just took a DNA test. God, that'd
• 57:33
  be the most annoying bus to be on. Just a bunch
• 57:35
  of cackling brads. I did that. And she's passing
• 57:38
  out shots. Hopefully none of them had to drive
• 57:42
  home. Takes shots with us. This bus for real.
• 57:45
  This is her trying to look good because she's
• 57:47
  got those reputation. I'm being hard to work
• 57:51
  with. This is me. I'm a woman of the people.
• 57:55
  Oh, God. And it was just one. Shut up. It's a
• 57:58
  dream. I had a dream. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
• 58:03
  Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi having, like,
• 58:06
  a very intimate moment on the beach in Kauai.
• 58:09
  You know why they're so dating, like, for a long
• 58:10
  time? She's drinking straight from the bottle.
• 58:12
  Oh, yeah. That tequila sex is wild. There's no
• 58:18
  cups, there's nothing. You don't do this in front
• 58:20
  of, like, a new guy. Listen to the expert. Hey,
• 58:23
  alcoholic, bro. Is it appropriate to just start
• 58:25
  drinking out of the bottle? Three. Three. You
• 58:30
  know, she'd be fun, huh? Tom Brady made his runway
• 58:33
  debut at... Looks like a twat. The Gucci show.
• 58:36
  What the hell is this guy doing? What do you
• 58:38
  mean? This is cool! It's just so... Weird. Why?
• 58:44
  He's becoming a megastar. You wanted Tom Brady
• 58:46
  walking the catwalk? No, is this... Blah, blah,
• 58:51
  blah. There's a rule here. I do the talking.
• 58:53
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Mildrama is looking back
• 58:58
  on her divorce from Kelsey Grammar. Yeah, Kelsey
• 59:01
  Grammar. I love how she said that. Kelsey Grammar.
• 59:03
  Yeah, he seems like such a pretentious douchebag.
• 59:07
  While appearing on the May 18th episode of the
• 59:10
  Humble Brag podcast. I'm humbly bragging that,
• 59:13
  bitch. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum
• 59:16
  revealed the text she received from the Frasier
• 59:20
  star. The pair said... Split in 2011. Remember
• 59:23
  that sitcom he was on for one year where he played
• 59:25
  a pretentious news anchor? It was called Back
• 59:27
  to You. After being married for nearly 15 years,
• 59:31
  their break -up was spurred by his admission
• 59:34
  to having an affair with his - A narcissist like
• 59:37
  him cheating? No way! Now wife, Katie Walsh.
• 59:42
  Side check! Mm -hmm. He sent me a text saying,
• 59:48
  I feel no remorse for what I am doing. Mm -hmm.
• 59:53
  Oh, my. Wow. I mean, all these women are just
• 59:57
  doing these podcasts. Yeah, I mean, does he deserve
• 59:59
  to get slammed? Mm -hmm. Of course he does, but
• 1:00:02
  all these women are now doing these podcasts
• 1:00:04
  where they just talk about their exes. Because
• 1:00:06
  who's thinking about Camille Grammer? Who's going,
• 1:00:09
  oh, my God. Such a fan of Camille Grammer. Nope.
• 1:00:15
  And that was very harsh because I was very much
• 1:00:17
  in love with him. Yeah. That's gotta suck. And
• 1:00:20
  I believed he was very much in love with me.
• 1:00:22
  I mean. I was not. We did have many good years.
• 1:00:25
  Yeah. And a lot of fun time. Not only does. Poor
• 1:00:29
  thing's about to cry. Rock and roll, baby. Camille
• 1:00:32
  shared two kids with Kelsey. I must love their
• 1:00:37
  father. Camille said she was heavily involved
• 1:00:41
  in Kelsey's acting career. Yeah, so she did the
• 1:00:44
  thing where she made him cool. And then he just
• 1:00:47
  uses her like a narcissistic loser. Told hosts
• 1:00:53
  Crystal Minkoff and Cynthia Bailey. You can mink
• 1:00:56
  me off whenever. I wasn't on Frasier, but I was
• 1:00:59
  very involved with him. I love the first episode
• 1:01:02
  of Frasier when he's on the radio, the microphone's
• 1:01:03
  like pointed the other way. He was a very hard
• 1:01:07
  person to get in touch with. Yeah, because he
• 1:01:10
  was banging on the women. So if the agents were
• 1:01:13
  looking for him, the lawyers were looking for
• 1:01:15
  him also. Ah, burning hell. Kelsey, you're a
• 1:01:19
  douche. You're an idiot. Stephen Colbert reflects
• 1:01:26
  on the end of his late night show. Oh my God,
• 1:01:29
  has this goodbye party been so underwhelming?
• 1:01:34
  Remember when Leno went off both times and then
• 1:01:37
  Letterman went off and everyone was like talking
• 1:01:40
  about it and around a lot of color. Who's talking
• 1:01:43
  about Colbert? Besides liberals that love his
• 1:01:46
  trashing of Trump. Days ahead of the comedian's
• 1:01:51
  final bow on CBS's The Late Show. After 11 seasons,
• 1:01:55
  the 62 -year -old speaks with People Magazine.
• 1:01:57
  I will say he looks good for 62. Being unfunny
• 1:02:00
  keeps you young. Leaving his late night post
• 1:02:03
  in an interview published May 19th. Turns out
• 1:02:06
  Steven is looking forward to his next chapter
• 1:02:08
  as he ponders if the network, quote, saved my
• 1:02:11
  life. Yeah, they did. Because you were working
• 1:02:14
  every day being so unfunny. After announcing
• 1:02:18
  the cancellation of the late show in July of
• 1:02:20
  2025, at the time, CBS called it purely a financial
• 1:02:24
  decision. The comedian now telling PeopleMag,
• 1:02:27
  it takes a lot of bone marrow to do the show
• 1:02:29
  every day. Oh, yeah. Takes so much energy to
• 1:02:33
  be unfunny. I'll be stepping down with enough
• 1:02:37
  time, enough energy to do other things that I
• 1:02:39
  want to do. He'll be doing a podcast in a year.
• 1:02:42
  Shut up. As for how he'll keep busy, the star
• 1:02:44
  says he hasn't had much time to think on it yet.
• 1:02:47
  Yeah, he's going to be bored sitting around.
• 1:02:52
  He's going to have nothing else to do. explaining
• 1:02:56
  there's so much to think about to do the show
• 1:02:58
  so i don't have much better of an answer than
• 1:03:00
  most college seniors do which yeah he's had a
• 1:03:04
  crisis because he's always done a show oh wait
• 1:03:08
  what's going on john travolta is revealing the
• 1:03:13
  vision behind his viral can film festival look
• 1:03:16
  it's uh the vision is he wants to be talked about
• 1:03:20
  After the actor steps out at the prestigious
• 1:03:22
  screening event, donning a new look, which includes
• 1:03:25
  a beret and circular glasses, he is now sharing
• 1:03:29
  what inspired the now viral ensemble. John tells
• 1:03:32
  CNN in an interview published on May 18th, I've
• 1:03:36
  been around for over 50 years doing movies, but
• 1:03:39
  I can't tell when I look back the difference
• 1:03:41
  between the events. Whatever. So you wanted to
• 1:03:44
  have it be memorable. I got it. Oh, what's going
• 1:03:49
  on right here? Grey's Anatomy is getting a new
• 1:03:52
  spinoff in Texas. Man, are we out of ideas? I
• 1:03:57
  mean, I know a lot of boomers are going to launch
• 1:03:59
  it, so it's not like it's going to fail, but
• 1:04:01
  Jesus Christ. According to E! News. So there's
• 1:04:05
  a new spinoff coming. Oh, what's going on here?
• 1:04:08
  AI is apparently losing public support. Watch
• 1:04:11
  as UCF grads boo this real estate executive speech
• 1:04:14
  about the - All right, so we already heard that,
• 1:04:16
  but people are getting sick of AI. It is getting
• 1:04:18
  all over the top. Companies are so cheap. topic
• 1:04:23
  swapping out her dark hair for a brighter new
• 1:04:26
  look on may 18th the bravo alum steps out at
• 1:04:29
  the premiere of rupaul's stop that train and
• 1:04:32
  shows off her curly blonde hair transformation
• 1:04:34
  to complete the look the 62 year old dons an
• 1:04:37
  icy blue outfit by miss claire sullivan she's
• 1:04:41
  a hot piece of ass isn't she and you better pray
• 1:04:47
  it's a water gun And he has a gun on him. Paul
• 1:04:50
  Rudd is revealing a few brushes with the law.
• 1:04:53
  Oh, bad boy, Paul Rudd. During the Friends Keep
• 1:04:57
  Secrets podcast May 19th. Man, this podcast is
• 1:05:00
  killing me. The Marvel star explained a run -in
• 1:05:03
  with police when he was a teen. It's weird to
• 1:05:05
  think that he's a Marvel star. I think of him
• 1:05:06
  as like, I love you, man, or whatever that movie
• 1:05:08
  was. During a night out with friends at the time,
• 1:05:11
  while being, quote, rascals, the Jersey native
• 1:05:14
  told hosts Benny Blanco and Little Dicky that
• 1:05:17
  he was. Oh, yeah. Almost arrested after playing
• 1:05:20
  with water guns while driving in a car. And he
• 1:05:23
  comes walking along the side and he says, all
• 1:05:27
  right, boy, slowly, real slowly, hand over that
• 1:05:35
  water gun and you better pray it's a water gun.
• 1:05:38
  All right. That cop's a moron. In our Eye on
• 1:05:44
  AI, today there's some new research out just
• 1:05:46
  released today that focuses on AI romantic companions
• 1:05:49
  and how... Why does the news always have to have
• 1:05:52
  that like eye on it and things like that? We
• 1:05:55
  got your back. We got the eye on it. In our Eye
• 1:05:59
  on AI, today there's some new research out just
• 1:06:01
  released today that focuses on AI romantic companions
• 1:06:04
  and how they're affecting real life relationships
• 1:06:07
  with humans. I'm going to assume it's a not a
• 1:06:10
  good. Mm -hmm. Kate Cassidy is speaking out after
• 1:06:14
  a TSA agent didn't recognize her face on her
• 1:06:17
  passport. The model and former girlfriend of
• 1:06:21
  the late Liam Payne shared a video on TikTok
• 1:06:24
  May 15th. Oh my God, she looks nothing like it.
• 1:06:26
  She's all brunette. She hot, yeah. Looks nothing
• 1:06:30
  like it though. Saying she felt ridiculed. Anyway,
• 1:06:34
  maybe take a new picture. Kyle cook confronts
• 1:06:40
  Amanda Batula about the timing of her romance
• 1:06:42
  with West Wilson. After Amanda and Wes romance
• 1:06:47
  rocked the summer house, Bravo's new series in
• 1:06:50
  the city picked up cameras during the fallout
• 1:06:52
  of their March revelation with Kyle confronting
• 1:06:55
  his estranged wife, Amanda during the May 19th
• 1:06:57
  season premiere. I want to be there for you,
• 1:07:00
  but I also want to take. An opportunity to like
• 1:07:02
  clear things up. Because I look back at the summer
• 1:07:06
  and you looked like you were done with me. She
• 1:07:08
  probably was, dude. And that's what's so frustrating
• 1:07:11
  is like I gave our relationship everything I
• 1:07:14
  had. And you did not, you loser. Because I wanted
• 1:07:17
  the relationship to work. Yeah. When you're trying
• 1:07:20
  to find love on Summer House, it ain't gonna
• 1:07:22
  happen. It's the people I work with, and I know
• 1:07:27
  that I'm gonna keep in touch with them. Would
• 1:07:29
  there be a spinoff? It'd always be great to keep
• 1:07:32
  it going. It does me, like, no good to, like,
• 1:07:34
  say this out loud, like, as far as, like, negotiations
• 1:07:37
  go, but absolutely. Yeah, it's a real -life Modern
• 1:07:41
  Family reboot. What does it eat? Oh, just little
• 1:07:44
  boy brains. I remember that. It's so weird seeing
• 1:07:48
  how young they were in 2010. Luke's got nothing
• 1:07:50
  to worry about. Ariel Winter telling people she's
• 1:07:53
  a hot piece of ass. Now roommates with her TV
• 1:07:56
  brother, Nolan Gould. After that breakup of six
• 1:07:59
  years. Six years after the end of their show.
• 1:08:01
  All right, so after the end of the show, they
• 1:08:03
  moved in together or whatever. learn from and
• 1:08:10
  move on. When your children are your best friends,
• 1:08:12
  it's kind of a, it's a nice life. Did Angelina
• 1:08:15
  turn their six kids against Brad? Of course she
• 1:08:17
  did. She's a side chick. It's the unspoken thing.
• 1:08:22
  I love being a mommy. I love my kids. Yeah, you're
• 1:08:26
  a hag. That's the startling new Brad vs. Angie
• 1:08:29
  claim. Here's a timeline of how it all just unfolded.
• 1:08:33
  Sunday afternoon, Angelina was there when 21
• 1:08:36
  -year -old... Alright, so he's not talking to
• 1:08:38
  the kids. Whatever. I don't care. Nearly two
• 1:08:41
  weeks in settling her contentious lawsuit against
• 1:08:43
  Justin Baldoni and making her first public appearance
• 1:08:46
  later that day at the Met Gala, Blake Lively
• 1:08:49
  is once again stepping out for fashion. She was
• 1:08:51
  seen wearing a nice dress. Good for you, honey.
• 1:08:54
  That's all you got is looking hot and you're
• 1:08:56
  barely hot. Janelle, your kids have godfather
• 1:09:05
  BJ. Like, how special is it to have BJ as another
• 1:09:08
  support system for your kids? He's very good
• 1:09:11
  with children. That's kind of weird to say. Kayling
• 1:09:14
  setting the record straight on her relationship
• 1:09:16
  with BJ Novak. And reacting to rumors he's secretly
• 1:09:19
  the father of her three children. Eight -year
• 1:09:21
  -old Catherine, five -year -old Spencer, and
• 1:09:24
  two -year -old Anne. All of whom she welcomed
• 1:09:26
  as a single mom. The how? Natural. IVF or something
• 1:09:30
  else, she's kept private. Yeah, she's weird about
• 1:09:34
  it, man. She's a weird broad. Comes very innately
• 1:09:36
  to him. You know, like being with children. So
• 1:09:39
  he's a great godfather. Whatever. When you keep
• 1:09:43
  it that private, you make it more interesting
• 1:09:45
  than it is. Here's Fousey, the streamer, telling
• 1:09:48
  Neon he's addicted to his phone. I need to always
• 1:09:50
  be on the phone. I need to always be doing something.
• 1:09:53
  I can't sit there by myself. And you don't think
• 1:09:55
  that's a problem? It's a very big problem. I
• 1:09:57
  just don't know how to fix it. Discipline? I
• 1:10:00
  work on it. Is it you don't know how to fix it
• 1:10:02
  or you're unwilling to fix it? How do you fix
• 1:10:07
  it? Please tell me. I'll fix it. If I had a problem
• 1:10:10
  or trouble talking to women, right? Okay. Going
• 1:10:13
  up to a woman in public, what advice would you
• 1:10:15
  give me? Like, what would I have to do to get
• 1:10:18
  better? Get out of your comfort zone? There you
• 1:10:21
  go. Not even that. Like, what would I have to
• 1:10:23
  do? You can see everyone is trying to mentor
• 1:10:25
  Neon and he just thinks he knows everything.
• 1:10:26
  I would have to get my... kind of like me back
• 1:10:29
  in the day reps and i'd have to try it i have
• 1:10:31
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  of needing to be on my phone start with turning
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  i work on my screen time every week time for
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  fall. Tune in, now you'll have a Oh, yeah! Here
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  is Kevin Garnett saying Tim Duncan was a killer.
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  Tim Duncan. Shout out to Timmy. Tim Duncan. People
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  would not see him verbally saying stuff because
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  you in phrases. Got you. Boom. Almost. This is
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  the worst right here. Nice try. Here is the Inside
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  the NBA show on ESPN, formerly of TNT, finding
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  out Jason Kidd got fired as a Dallas coach. Oh,
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  my goodness. There you go. What, you need a towel
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  for that? No, Jason Kidd just got fired. Oh.
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  Wow. Well, here you go. Man. Dallas is going
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  to be horrible forever. Oh, that's a shocker
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  there. There you go. There's them. What else
• 1:13:29
  do we have here? All right. I'm going to give
• 1:13:32
  my opinion of James Harden, but first let's hear
• 1:13:36
  Shannon Sharp talk about it. Oh, that Harden.
• 1:13:38
  Come on, man. I mean, you really theoretically
• 1:13:39
  think he's going to go at either one of them
• 1:13:41
  because neither one of them are outstanding defenders,
• 1:13:43
  but James Harden has been atrocious. James Harden
• 1:13:46
  is no better than Luka. James Harden, dude. I
• 1:13:50
  swear to God, the guy is so unlikable. Mm -hmm.
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  When you need him to win a big game, not only
• 1:13:58
  does he choke, he literally doesn't even try.
• 1:14:03
  Last night, the Cavaliers blew a 22 -point lead.
• 1:14:08
  And it was three. Ryo and the Knicks hit the
• 1:14:11
  three -pointer to be down 17. I go, here we go.
• 1:14:13
  I just had a feeling. And he just kept bricking
• 1:14:15
  shot after shot and not passing the ball to open
• 1:14:18
  guys. He's a douchebag. He has, I've never seen
• 1:14:23
  a guy so talented. choke every time it matters
• 1:14:26
  every time he chokes you can have it guaranteed
• 1:14:29
  the Cavaliers aren't going to win this series
• 1:14:32
  they had to win last night and I hate to you
• 1:14:34
  know bring that up but we know they're outstanding
• 1:14:37
  guys on the offensive end yes but the thing is
• 1:14:39
  you can't let them relax on the defensive end
• 1:14:41
  and literally they were using him The Knicks
• 1:14:46
  were. Because here's the coach, Mike Brown, saying
• 1:14:48
  that they pretty much scored on Harden because
• 1:14:50
  they knew he was bad. They were trying to do
• 1:14:53
  the same thing with Jalen. And so we said, OK,
• 1:14:55
  we feel like we can play that game. We try not
• 1:14:58
  to play that game much, but we feel like we have
• 1:15:01
  a guy that we can play that game with and Jalen.
• 1:15:05
  And so, you know, just like we have to try to
• 1:15:08
  figure out different ways to guard Harden and
• 1:15:11
  Mitchell, they got to figure out different ways
• 1:15:14
  to guard. But it was no secret we were attacking
• 1:15:17
  Harden. James Harden. How does that feel? I know
• 1:15:23
  you almost don't care. I don't think he cares.
• 1:15:25
  He just wants to be around snow bunnies. But
• 1:15:29
  every time you need James Harden to be clutch.
• 1:15:31
  Because when the Knicks kept going down from
• 1:15:34
  17 to 14 to 11, it was like turnover after turnover.
• 1:15:39
  James Harden, you're a forever loser. I don't
• 1:15:43
  want to jinx it and say that the Knicks are going
• 1:15:45
  to win it, but you needed to win last night.
• 1:15:48
  You got to go at them, and that's what the Knicks
• 1:15:50
  did. It didn't matter. What did Brunson do? Nope.
• 1:15:54
  And then when they got him, and you see him,
• 1:15:56
  they go 1 -4 flat. Yeah, James Harden, I don't
• 1:15:59
  care how talented you are that you've won an
• 1:16:01
  MVP. You always choke. What is wrong with you?
• 1:16:05
  Every single time. You've been playing since
• 1:16:09
  2009. You've been playing long enough for someone
• 1:16:13
  to graduate high school, and you choke every
• 1:16:15
  single time. Thunder, Rockets, Clippers, everywhere,
• 1:16:19
  dude. I've never seen, and he just has that hateable
• 1:16:23
  attitude of whatever. You suck, James Harden.
• 1:16:27
  I don't know why the Cavaliers got rid of Darius
• 1:16:30
  Garland, but that was stupid. That was Amoronic.
• 1:17:17
  Well, new at 10, relief is on the way for South
• 1:17:19
  Hillsborough County drivers frustrated by traffic
• 1:17:22
  congestion that seems to only get worse. Well,
• 1:17:26
  it's not going to improve. So good luck with
• 1:17:28
  that. And then there's these morons. Key votes
• 1:17:31
  happening today could shape the future home of
• 1:17:34
  the Rays. And on your side, Jenna Bass joins
• 1:17:35
  us live this morning with a breakdown of the
• 1:17:38
  latest proposal and what's changed. Good morning.
• 1:17:42
  Hey, good morning. So it looks like the bases
• 1:17:44
  are loaded today. We got the city of Tampa, the
• 1:17:46
  Rays, and... You know what she did there? The
• 1:17:48
  bases are loaded. Hillsborough County Commission
• 1:17:51
  leaders all teaming up to pitch a new non -binding
• 1:17:55
  agreement when it... There you go. So there's
• 1:17:57
  the freaking Rays. Who cares anymore? And then
• 1:17:58
  there's this headline. I thought this was ridiculous.
• 1:18:02
  Mm -hmm. the fact that there's still racist people
• 1:18:05
  out there makes me sad at a hillsborough county
• 1:18:11
  middle school is sparking outrage online about
• 1:18:14
  what students were exposed to during class and
• 1:18:17
  now listen i am not a guy that likes fake outrage
• 1:18:19
  but this right here that they're about to tell
• 1:18:21
  us is ridiculous This viral video recorded by
• 1:18:24
  a student at Barrington Middle School shows a
• 1:18:26
  teacher hanging a black baby doll from a television
• 1:18:29
  monitor using a cord. What a moron. And she just
• 1:18:32
  looks like a Karen. She looks like someone that
• 1:18:38
  would listen to War of the Roses in the morning
• 1:18:40
  and be like, oh my God, it's real. 10 Tampa Bay
• 1:18:43
  News reporter Eric Glasser has reaction tonight
• 1:18:45
  from the student's mother and how the school
• 1:18:47
  board is taking action. I hope they fire this
• 1:18:50
  broad. Well, parents say they are beyond upset,
• 1:18:53
  including the mother of a 14 -year -old student
• 1:18:56
  here at Barrington Middle School. It is a terrible
• 1:18:58
  thing to do. It's one of the biggest... I don't
• 1:19:03
  even want to say black eyes. It's one of the
• 1:19:05
  biggest things about America that's disgusting
• 1:19:07
  is that it began with racism and that it began
• 1:19:10
  with slavery. Then you have this moron doing
• 1:19:12
  this. Horrified after seeing the video her son
• 1:19:16
  recorded inside his classroom. The now viral
• 1:19:20
  video clip viewed and shared hundreds of thousands
• 1:19:22
  of times online. I bet Kelta's DM this teacher.
• 1:19:26
  Appears to show 63 -year -old teacher Karen Whitmire
• 1:19:29
  Savage. I knew it was Karen. I guessed it. I
• 1:19:34
  was just joking. But this broad's name is Karen.
• 1:19:37
  Using an electrical cord to suspend a black baby
• 1:19:40
  doll from a classroom television monitor. She
• 1:19:43
  took the charger cord and like wrapped it around
• 1:19:45
  the baby's neck and like tied it. 14 -year -old
• 1:19:48
  Noah, who shot the video, said, Good job, Noah!
• 1:19:51
  As students could first be heard reacting with
• 1:19:53
  nervous laughter, then shock as Savage leaves
• 1:19:56
  the doll hanging in front of the class. Everybody
• 1:19:58
  started telling her it was wrong and racist.
• 1:20:01
  It is racist! It's horrible! This feels like
• 1:20:04
  an SNL skit. I'm still in shock. Nina Williams
• 1:20:07
  says her son immediately knew something was wrong
• 1:20:10
  and went straight to the office after class.
• 1:20:12
  She says he initially hesitated to share the
• 1:20:14
  video because he felt intimidated after Savage
• 1:20:17
  allegedly followed him to the office. That's
• 1:20:20
  something I didn't expect my children in 2026
• 1:20:22
  to ever have to deal with seeing. You want to
• 1:20:24
  know what her social media bio is? Her name is
• 1:20:28
  Karen Webmeyer Savage. She is a savage moron.
• 1:20:31
  Being an art teacher is my gift and passion.
• 1:20:34
  I have four beautiful daughters, plus stepchildren
• 1:20:37
  and grandchildren. My love is husband. My love
• 1:20:41
  is husband, John. That is a terrible grammar
• 1:20:43
  for a teacher. God is great. Ah, don't bring
• 1:20:45
  God into this. You're a racist moron. RyanHoppyRadio
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  Because you're all alone. Out here in the danger
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  zone. Oh, yeah. You don't want the convicts to
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  come through that seat at your feet, make you
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  one, two step, and be Sierra, yeah. You can scatter,
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  but it might be even badder if I kick you on
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  the bound, kick the Nike in your bladder. I got
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  the whole town hooked over this dope, and I'ma
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  smoke till I'm old as the Pope, cereal bowl,
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  a remote. I ain't broke, I hit the score with
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  a brick, yeah. That's why they playing tug -of
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  all of them shit. Lingerie on silicone, boring
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  tit. Niggas wind up in the sky for a dollar,
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  and I'ma keep it will and most these niggas die
• 1:22:30
  no renata babies need luke and baby mamas need
• 1:22:33
  prada the daddy got pride that's why he got fried
• 1:22:36
  and it happens every weekend that's why we outside
• 1:22:38
  buying cameras for the store niggas gonna need
• 1:22:41
  more no need to run we'll be following you everywhere
• 1:22:45
  you go so if you don't need a hiding space you
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  need a gun you need a clip a little heart into
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  the spark be a victim of society you know how
• 1:22:54
  it goes down out here man You better load up
• 1:22:58
  your weapons, baby, come outside Bitch, niggas
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  a scheme on you, man, the hood ain't right You
• 1:23:03
  be a victim of society Come take a look at where
• 1:23:06
  I come from Man, that's fucked up, what happened
• 1:23:09
  to you? Shorty rolled up on his mom, girls clappin'
• 1:23:12
  the rules Retaliation from a robbery in back
• 1:23:14
  of the school Left him bodily hung, spent all
• 1:23:17
  night through the gat in the pond It goes on
• 1:23:19
  out here, hope they long out here That's all
• 1:23:23
  I hear Watch your back, gotta down this spray
• 1:23:26
  at your runners. Right in the parking lot like
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  AWACS in minutes. The money's sent, plus I will
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  wave caps to Venice. Make backs and spinners,
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  raid packs and dinners. I'm blown drove, be no
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  haze, black and spinach. If you hit it too hard,
• 1:23:39
  you'd be dazed back for minutes. Howl to wrong
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  shit, spend days at your dentist. Getting it
• 1:23:43
  deep straightened, just cause you was hatin'.
• 1:23:45
  You met Jamaica, now it's time to meet Satan.
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  And if there were you, it's the only thing left
• 1:23:50
  that we'd wake up. No need to run, we'll be far.
• 1:23:53
  shoot everywhere you go so you don't need a hiding
• 1:23:56
  space you need a gun you need a clip a little
• 1:24:00
  heart Into the spark, be a victim of society
• 1:24:03
  You got to be a stupid motherfucker not to have
• 1:24:06
  one out here You better load up your weapon for
• 1:24:08
  you to come outside These niggas a scheme on
• 1:24:11
  you, man, the hood ain't ride You be a victim
• 1:24:13
  of society Stop all that pillow talking I saw
• 1:24:16
  niggas make shit knock back These industry niggas
• 1:24:18
  playin' the role, they ain't gonna streak They
• 1:24:20
  underestimate the strong when they be the weak
• 1:24:23
  Your ball gonna rep the unit until they put him
• 1:24:25
  to sleep That'll bring Vietnam to your hood in
• 1:24:28
  a bleak Before I hop on my Impala with my Head
• 1:24:30
  in the breeze, I say it's rare for the G's Like
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  my homeboy Cheese Won't be no more Pops or no
• 1:24:35
  more HP's Shotty died to his hip, knocking on
• 1:24:38
  his knees Man, this is for the niggas in the
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  can With a stretch for the bull ring And an old
• 1:24:43
  man from the Jets with a loose can As they understand
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  that they next As they boxed in, caught in a
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  jam And they stressed, I got no problem Clipping
• 1:24:51
  that rookie, man, you damn near bitch What we
• 1:24:53
  missing is the tits and the pussy Yeah, I go
• 1:24:56
  hard for the jail So I sold more records than
• 1:24:58
  the whole town You don't need to run, the real
• 1:25:02
  beef follows you everywhere you go So you don't
• 1:25:05
  need to hide in space, you need a gun, you need
• 1:25:08
  a clip A little heart, and then a spark, be a
• 1:25:11
  victim of society You niggas know what it is,
• 1:25:15
  man You better load up your weapons before you
• 1:25:18
  come outside These niggas a scheme on you, man,
• 1:25:21
  the hood ain't a ride You be a victim of society
• 1:26:02
  Let's do this. All right. And now. Mm -hmm. Welcome
• 1:26:09
  to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know what you
• 1:26:20
  want. And now for something completely different.
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  Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies
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  and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened
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  to radio show on the planet. The other stations
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  are tuned in too. Go y 'all. From the side to
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  like a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then
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  you fact -check the attitude. This that Chicago
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  news. Hop it out and let them choose. From the
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  heights to the loop, what it do. Every block,
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  every verse in the room. Oh, they love to say
• 1:28:37
  who broke it. Man, they're holding a lot of burglars
• 1:28:47
  in Illinois. Bunch of thugs. So there's that
• 1:28:59
  and there's this right here. Beyond me, why exactly
• 1:29:03
  right now? But squishy toys are extremely popular.
• 1:29:08
  Beyond me, I got to pay for it for my kids. What
• 1:29:11
  was the other toy? Lollaboos or whatever? It
• 1:29:15
  seems like every month there's a new toy. And
• 1:29:18
  there's one brand in particular, brand affinity
• 1:29:21
  here, that's really big with both adults and
• 1:29:23
  children. It's called Neato. Yeah, it's not for
• 1:29:27
  us, I don't think. You're going to learn a lot
• 1:29:29
  in this story. I think the little ones. You're
• 1:29:30
  an annoying dude, bro. The demand is really intense.
• 1:29:33
  I mean, really, really intense. So much so that
• 1:29:35
  a small business in Northbrook says it's going
• 1:29:38
  to change the way it sells the toys. Here's Lexi
• 1:29:41
  Suter. All right, so they're selling toys. Cool,
• 1:29:43
  whatever. What was that toy called? The Lala
• 1:29:46
  Boo? I don't know. I'm not going to try it. I
• 1:29:48
  don't have kids, so I don't really care. Yeah,
• 1:29:55
  yeah, yeah. Microphone king. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:03
  6ix9ine tower. Phrasals loud and sour. Mike in
• 1:30:06
  his grip. Got the world feeling sour. Poppy on
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  the block. Dropping facts like boulders. Words
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  cut sharply. The city on its shoulders. Wow.
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  So raw, unfiltered, true spray Fresno's postin'
• 1:30:17
  every word that he say No sugar coat, no bow,
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  no disguise I'll be in the booth, Fresno, here's
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  it live Fresno, no, he don't hold back Spit so
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  bold, keep the city on track Say how it is, no
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  fear, no doubt Ryan, who's he today? Hot 97,
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  playin' seven waves, hit in the air He got the
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  hype, but his voice takes you there Talk so tall,
• 1:30:39
  every line's a skyscraper We'll be right back.
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  I do shower a lot. Your voice, your vote. Election
• 1:31:30
  day is nearly two weeks away now and candidates
• 1:31:32
  are boosting their spending. Oh, good. The city
• 1:31:36
  of Fresno could so use someone that could help,
• 1:31:38
  you know, donate money to fix the roads and everything.
• 1:31:41
  But hey, at least the candidates are paying for
• 1:31:42
  themselves. Screw you! Happy Hot Topic! Now to
• 1:31:47
  a story only on Action News. Only on Action News,
• 1:31:51
  even though I saw it on the other sites. The
• 1:31:53
  man accused of stabbing four people with a sickle
• 1:31:56
  in Atwater last March appeared in court today.
• 1:32:00
  Loser! 38 -year -old Isidro Chavez. That is a
• 1:32:04
  rough 38. As Gonzalez sat before a judge. I would
• 1:32:08
  say call ICE and see what's happened in there.
• 1:32:10
  Mm -hmm. You know, make sure. You gotta be safe
• 1:32:16
  out there. Here we go. News update. A man is
• 1:32:19
  in critical condition after Fresno police say
• 1:32:22
  he shot one of their officers and led authorities
• 1:32:24
  on a nearly day -long manhunt. The shooting happened
• 1:32:27
  around 9 .30 Saturday night in southwest Fresno.
• 1:32:30
  That's a lot of crime in Fresno. And then you
• 1:32:32
  gotta check this guy's hard drive. When people
• 1:32:34
  find their truth in life, it's commonly referred
• 1:32:37
  to as a come -to -Jesus moment. And for Deacon
• 1:32:40
  Scott Borba, that's true in more ways than one.
• 1:32:43
  I thought I was the other son, not the prodigal
• 1:32:46
  son, but his brother that stayed. Believe in
• 1:32:49
  the fiction all you want. Former Elf Cosmetics
• 1:32:51
  co -founders, now a priest. With his father and
• 1:32:55
  served him. He's creeping me out. I don't know
• 1:32:57
  what it is, dog. I was the prodigal son. You're
• 1:33:02
  nothing. You're a creep. Well, Eric, the two
• 1:33:06
  departments today were actually the Department
• 1:33:08
  of Behavioral Health and the Department of Health.
• 1:33:10
  And the Board of Supervisors says those two departments
• 1:33:13
  clearly have a place at this organization. Worlds
• 1:33:17
  apart. Tuesday's Fresno County board meeting.
• 1:33:20
  I love these county meetings. It seems like everyone
• 1:33:22
  just does not like each other. Moved along with
• 1:33:25
  far less emotion than last week when the board
• 1:33:28
  denied the Fresno County Library from taking
• 1:33:31
  part in the Rainbow Pride Parade. Okay, out.
• 1:33:35
  This time. Or voted unanimously to approve the
• 1:33:41
  Department of Behavioral Health and Public Health
• 1:33:43
  to participate in the parade. Man, if you were
• 1:33:46
  just having a debate of Pride Parade, that's
• 1:33:49
  a waste of our time. Who cares if someone of
• 1:33:52
  the same gender wants to have sex with each other?
• 1:33:54
  Life's short. is hoppy cleveland skyline foggy
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  steel mills choppy city on the cuyahoga hearts
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  heavy never sloppy radio waves carry tails but
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  they ain't gloves in concrete jungle potholes
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  with dreams collapse downtown echoes the calves
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  and faded calves past the preaching hustle corner
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  kids trading maps where the vibes midwest but
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  the struggle overlaps where the truth gets wrong
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  rust belt blues every crack every flaw until
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  it takes no sugar no draw Hoppy on the mic spittin'
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  facts, no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit
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  in the air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops
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  lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline, no time
• 1:34:45
  to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake, but he
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  don't care. Radio days, static hum in the booth.
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  Voice boomin' through the speakers, pittin' with
• 1:34:54
  the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing the youth.
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  Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's
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  lens, no rose tint. Just grind every second in
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  a slice of Cleveland's mind. Bye. Bye. A serious
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  danger lurking under a grassy hill has officials
• 1:35:29
  sounding the alarm against recreation on that
• 1:35:31
  property. They hope to prevent people from trespassing
• 1:35:35
  on a landfill that could put drinking water at
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  risk. Ah, so there's that in Cleveland under
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  Zeus. Howdy. Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy. Yeah, he's
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  very warm. So, a wolf? Coleman left her puppy
• 1:35:56
  inside a vehicle while going to the Cedar Point
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  amusement park in Ohio. Oh, man, that is tough
• 1:36:04
  to watch. That was a puppy being rescued from
• 1:36:06
  a hot car at Cedar Point. It's been very hot
• 1:36:08
  these past few days. Sandusky police responding
• 1:36:10
  to the parking lot on Sunday. It's got to suck
• 1:36:13
  your last name. Your city's name is Sandusky.
• 1:36:15
  Calls of a dog locked in a car. And as you saw,
• 1:36:18
  they found a German shepherd. Puppy. So it was
• 1:36:21
  83 degrees outside at the time. I didn't even
• 1:36:24
  know you could get that hot in Cleveland. I was
• 1:36:26
  immediately given water, taken to the parks,
• 1:36:28
  provided daycare. And yes, that's offered there
• 1:36:31
  at the park. When officers ran the license plate,
• 1:36:34
  they called the phone number provided, but no
• 1:36:36
  one answered. Loser! So officers had security
• 1:36:40
  look at video footage from the parking lot to
• 1:36:43
  locate the vehicle, and they saw that four people
• 1:36:45
  got out of the SUV. So the timing matched up
• 1:36:48
  to show the dog was locked in that car for more
• 1:36:51
  than three hours. Geez. Officers eventually tracked
• 1:36:53
  down 22 -year -old Brianna. This is rough. 22.
• 1:36:58
  Mm -hmm. Owns a Parma. She is making Parma look
• 1:37:02
  bad. The suspected driver. Pig. You are going
• 1:37:06
  to be charged with animal cruelty. Here's the
• 1:37:10
  thing. She's a fat pig, isn't she? You're living
• 1:37:13
  in Parma? Yeah. Okay, so it's an M2. You are
• 1:37:17
  going to have to go to the county and postpone.
• 1:37:21
  What a dumb pig. She's wiping the sweat off of
• 1:37:24
  her face. What a moron. They were high school
• 1:37:27
  students when they were sexually abused by Chad
• 1:37:30
  Kendall, a teacher at Archbishop Holben High
• 1:37:32
  School in Akron. That is a scary name for a school.
• 1:37:34
  It just sounds like a pedophile would be in there.
• 1:37:36
  Akron. Now they are young women and they call
• 1:37:38
  themselves survivors. And today they share powerful
• 1:37:41
  statements in court before Kendall was sentenced
• 1:37:43
  to prison. Your Summit County... Loser! Porter
• 1:37:47
  Bob Jones was in court for you. What up, Bob
• 1:37:49
  Jones? Punishment was handed down. and says the
• 1:37:52
  case isn't over yet. Who? Bob Jones. Who? Bob
• 1:37:55
  Jones. After everything that happened to me,
• 1:37:59
  I truly understood what it felt like to be groomed,
• 1:38:02
  used, and discarded. That's Summit County victim
• 1:38:05
  advocate Kelsey Dennis reading a statement written
• 1:38:07
  by a victim of Chad Kendall, a former theater
• 1:38:10
  director and a choir teacher. That's creepy enough.
• 1:38:15
  Anybody that's a theater or acquired director
• 1:38:17
  before they're hired, they should have their
• 1:38:19
  hard drive looked at. They used to harbor it
• 1:38:58
  here. We think this is hard. It could be worse,
• 1:39:00
  though. At least we're not destroyed. We're not
• 1:39:05
  destroyed. The masses, of course, you know, keep
• 1:39:07
  people from looking at their own lives and realizing
• 1:39:09
  how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I
• 1:39:12
  mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself
• 1:39:17
  orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,
• 1:39:20
  I live in Cleveland. You're looking at your tiny
• 1:39:33
  little house that you can't afford because of
• 1:39:34
  the mortgage crisis and your horrible little
• 1:39:36
  pocket kids who all have diabetes by the time
• 1:39:39
  they're eight and they live on corn syrup and
• 1:39:41
  lye. And then you look at your big bloated mess
• 1:39:44
  of a wife and she waddles towards you with her
• 1:39:46
  front butt spilling out over the top of her ass
• 1:39:48
  and long jeans. And you think, I'm going to go
• 1:39:51
  shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,
• 1:39:53
  right? Do you regret anything that you said about
• 1:40:00
  Cleveland? Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
• 1:40:06
  cool? I mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm
• 1:40:08
  going to Cleveland on vacation. But it's cool.
• 1:40:11
  It's cool. As long as you follow your dreams,
• 1:40:50
  no matter how crazy or against the law it is.
• 1:40:53
  Except for Sasquatch, because Sasquatch's rules
• 1:40:57
  are different. Forgetting me, why? I'm a circus
• 1:41:00
  freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally,
• 1:41:05
  I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to
• 1:41:07
  work in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh, yes!
• 1:41:42
  Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9 ,000 prostitute,
• 1:41:45
  please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,
• 1:41:49
  good, and if you got an albino, send her up,
• 1:41:51
  too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
• 1:41:54
  so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle
• 1:41:57
  of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 1:42:01
  of chicken. Oh! Oh, I just thought there was
• 1:42:32
  a nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace. Yeah. God,
• 1:42:37
  you're stupid. God, you're stupid. God, you're
• 1:42:43
  stupid. Hey, shut up. What is it now, Hooper?
• 1:42:48
  Have you seen it on the TV lately? No, why? From
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  Judd Winner, the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes
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  a little something for the ladies. Satisfaction!
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  Woo! Now you call us, it takes three seconds,
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  just hold that. Operators are standing by. You'd
• 1:43:22
  be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I
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  mean, someone at church? Internet night or something?
• 1:43:28
  Ooh, wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't they put
• 1:43:30
  them firecrackers up your butthole? Now, that's
• 1:43:33
  a good... No, not that specific thing. But why?
• 1:43:36
  That's how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh,
• 1:43:38
  he loves him, the mud butthole. I told you not,
• 1:43:41
  never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, probably
• 1:43:44
  like that man's name in a house again. Oh, I
• 1:43:46
  don't think that is nice. Whoa! A real live robot!
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  Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
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  Wait, wait, wait! No, uh, it doesn't look so
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  shiny to me. It's shinier than yours, mid -bag.
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  So whenever you listen to Hoppy Hour like you
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  often treated like they are different. Believe
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  me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
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  may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled
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  as slow when I started school. Come to find out
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  at age 12, the doctors decided Now at the age
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  again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an entrepreneur. We'll
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  be right back. The slow and dim eardrums Mixed
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  in hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM
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  Shadows hit the street But soon the sound will
• 2:00:46
  vanish like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour
• 2:00:49
  is coming to a close Radio waves waving like
• 2:00:52
  a wilson rose Oh, my God. Now it's time to face
• 2:01:42
  the silence like the TV on Snow Ride Hoppy held
• 2:01:44
  the mic, with humor so divine The void left in
• 2:01:47
  our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines Empty
• 2:01:56
  secrets, silence died, but coming to an end Like
• 2:01:58
  a rollercoaster stopping how the rivers bend
• 2:02:00
  Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind
• 2:02:03
  Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind
• 2:02:06
  So the Hoppy hour is over I like that. You probably
• 2:02:49
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 2:02:53
  all I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the next
• 2:02:58
  one. And we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now
• 2:03:02
  over. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes
• 2:03:27
  our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.