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No Rations for You! · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:00
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Lucy! Bye!
• 0:03
  Audio shared by Testecleese: What's so bright?
• 0:08
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Only we have.
• 0:12
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Cats and dogs are bow, marking and meowing right now.
• 0:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: The pass!
• 0:23
  Testecleese: This is truly terrible.
• 0:24
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I don't want to…
• 0:26
  Testecleese: Play the whole thing.
• 0:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: You have to…
• 0:28
  Testecleese: here, the.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Whoa!
• 0:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: At least read.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: That, you can't end the song halfway through.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: They didn't even try to get to the nose.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 0:47
  Audio shared by Testecleese: That was still there. Still there.
• 1:02
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Or the land!
• 1:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And the home!
• 1:14
  Brian McFadden: Some of them don't even know the words of the song, obviously, because I just stopped singing.
• 1:18
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness. Well… Welcome to episode 345 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I have Jeffrey.
• 1:27
  Brian McFadden: Brian.
• 1:29
  Testecleese: And with you guys drinking some beers, talk what's going on. Brian!
• 1:33
  Testecleese: Was that worse than Fergie doing the national anthem?
• 1:37
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: Was it worse than Roseanne?
• 1:42
  Brian McFadden: No. Yeah, it was. It was definitely worse than Roseanne 2, yeah. They were both bad, so… Nothing like that. I mean, I… if my cats could have heard that, they would probably be screaming right now, but look at…
• 1:56
  Testecleese: Oh, yay!
• 1:57
  Brian McFadden: Spread it off, spread it off!
• 2:02
  Testecleese: Well, women's.
• 2:03
  Brian McFadden: You can never run here.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: Women's professional baseball has kicked off. Basically, the WMLB.
• 2:11
  Brian McFadden: Okay, I hadn't even heard about this.
• 2:13
  Testecleese: Well, the MLB has nothing to do with it. They only do softball, they don't do baseball, this is an independent league, has not… you know, it's not like WNBA affiliated with the NBA.
• 2:22
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:23
  Testecleese: That was the first national anthem sung for the first game of this women's baseball league.
• 2:30
  Brian McFadden: That's horrible.
• 2:32
  Testecleese: In fact, it's me!
• 2:33
  Testecleese: Terry, you could… you could have found some random dude on the side of the road with a guitar.
• 2:39
  Brian McFadden: Who could do more?
• 2:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, with a guitar, looking for tips. That could have done a better job, exactly. And that was 3 of them!
• 2:46
  Testecleese: And sometimes she just stopped singing, and then she came back, but it was on the wrong frickin' phrase.
• 2:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. I just…
• 2:55
  Testecleese: I had to share that one, like, I knew you'd even know there was women's baseball.
• 3:01
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't. That's new.
• 3:03
  Testecleese: It wouldn't have come across your feet, because that's not the kind of thing you follow. And I was like, oh my god, he has to hear this national anthem.
• 3:12
  Testecleese: The game was terrible, obviously.
• 3:15
  Testecleese: the poor women are wearing cages on their faces, like they do in softball, for the same reasons. They have slower reaction times. So if you get hit with a batted ball, the chances are you might destroy your face, and didn't we just recently talk about this with an MLB pitcher who got hit in the face with, like, a…
• 3:32
  Testecleese: A batted fastball or something like that, moving, like, 150 miles an hour when it hit his face.
• 3:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, we just talked about this.
• 3:42
  Testecleese: Oh, it's not safe anyway.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: And then you… whatever. Whatever. 100% fair, the women aren't throwing the ball nearly as fast, and they're not hitting it as nearly as hard.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: So, I mean, I mean, it's not gonna be moving as fast. It's not like they're having…
• 3:58
  Testecleese: No one Ryan throw a friggin' fastball for,
• 4:03
  Testecleese: Ken Griffey Jr. is gonna hit straight back at your face, you know?
• 4:08
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright.
• 4:11
  Testecleese: What the fuck's going on in this ballroom? I don't understand the problem, and I…
• 4:16
  Brian McFadden: The courts are saying that it has to be approved by… by Congress.
• 4:23
  Testecleese: What does?
• 4:24
  Brian McFadden: Trump can't willy-nilly put a ballroom in the White House.
• 4:28
  Testecleese: But isn't it already, like, a ballroom, basically? Like, all he's doing is renovating a room. Obama put in a fucking basketball court, didn't he?
• 4:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he did, but that was okay, because he was Obama.
• 4:43
  Testecleese: Well, how come all of a sudden, how come it only matters when it's Trump?
• 4:51
  Testecleese: This is…
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: Because it's anti-Trump.
• 4:55
  Testecleese: But how come the courts didn't come out and scream the same shit, like, oh, yeah, you need this, you need that? It's like, well, no one gave a shit when this was done, how many times before.
• 5:04
  Testecleese: And, like, the ballroom area there, was it the East Wing, is it?
• 5:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the East Wing…
• 5:10
  Testecleese: I mean, like, it's relatively new, since, like, Nixon, right?
• 5:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:17
  Testecleese: Criminy.
• 5:19
  Testecleese: So anyway, a court made a ruling, it's being appealed or something, what's… how…
• 5:24
  Testecleese: Well, they need Congress, basically. Does… is Congress going to stand by this, since it's already fucking started?
• 5:32
  Brian McFadden: No, of course not, because it's about Trump.
• 5:36
  Brian McFadden: There's just gonna be a hole in the… on the White House lawn for… Until the next president.
• 5:44
  Testecleese: But doesn't, don't the Republicans have the House? They… it…
• 5:48
  Testecleese: When they say Congress, does that mean it has to go through Senate, too, or just the Congress?
• 5:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gotta be priced by both.
• 5:53
  Testecleese: Oh, that means you gotta deal with, like, Susan Cohens and the likes of her.
• 5:59
  Testecleese: that… Hey, how's this? Can Susan Collins take over the mantle of…
• 6:07
  Testecleese: Biggest Rhino from Lindsey Graham? Graham?
• 6:15
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 6:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think… Alright, because she calls herself a Republican in Maine, but I mean…
• 6:25
  Testecleese: friggin' most of the Democrats are supporting the SAVE Act, and she's still voting against it, but apparently I heard some news about that.
• 6:33
  Testecleese: Something about the SAVE Act coming up, I'm not sure exactly what it was, we might get to it, I'm not sure it's in here.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 6:41
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 6:43
  Testecleese: Apparently, Trump is using the advice he got from a handful of people to include Kavanaugh.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: On how to deal with this birthright citizenship thing.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: And he's already got a list of people to, basically denaturalize and… Deport?
• 7:05
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 7:06
  Testecleese: I would have liked to have seen quicker action, honestly, but I understand it takes some time to get together a plan that falls within the law that's been outlined by the Supreme Court, as opposed to Joe Biden, who just does it again and says, I'll wait for the Supreme Court to strike it down again. Right. Student loans, right?
• 7:24
  Testecleese: I can't believe he did that, too. He's like, well, they already said no once, so I'm just gonna do it again and wait for him to say no again. It's like, what the fuck?
• 7:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure that's an impeachable offense.
• 7:34
  Brian McFadden: There is, but nobody appeased him.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: Of course not, because the Republicans have no spines. This is why I refuse to register Republican, because I have a fucking spine.
• 7:45
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because tonight…
• 7:49
  Testecleese: Some of the difference between our views of the world is gonna come out, because it hasn't been so obvious lately.
• 7:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 7:56
  Testecleese: But some of the stuff I have seen and noticed that you have not…
• 8:01
  Testecleese: It's going to be brought up.
• 8:04
  Testecleese: Alright, where are we at? Oh,
• 8:07
  Brian McFadden: Smithsonian director keeps on digging a hole.
• 8:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, what'd you do this time?
• 8:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, some of her remarks about social justice from the past…
• 8:19
  Brian McFadden: from her social media and everything, contradicts her testimony to the Senate.
• 8:28
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, I missed that last part. What was that?
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: It contradicts what she just testified about.
• 8:33
  Testecleese: Oh, everything that she… yes, exactly. Well, it… They call.
• 8:38
  Brian McFadden: So will she be held in contempt of Congress now, too?
• 8:43
  Testecleese: Could be, we'll see. Again, do the Republicans have spines or not? Because the Democrats did not hesitate to put Navarro and Bannon in prison, did they?
• 8:51
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: And, yeah, I know I only brought up Navarro before when we mentioned Fauci last week.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: But, Bannon was, like, the big one that went to jail, because he was saying, I can't divulge his information, it's executive privilege.
• 9:08
  Testecleese: So he went… he went and got permission from the president, and Trump was like, yeah, go ahead, you can do it.
• 9:14
  Testecleese: And by the time he got back to Congress, like, nope, too late, you're going to jail.
• 9:18
  Testecleese: And it's like, you expected him to break executive privilege? It's like…
• 9:23
  Testecleese: How did that go? And nobody… no judge turned around and go, wait, no, there's no way you can do that.
• 9:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:33
  Testecleese: And here's the question. Do judges get to take a case because they say something stupid, or does it have to be brought up
• 9:39
  Testecleese: first. Like, the Supreme Court, for example.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: Because I know typically, a case comes up, then a judge is randomly assigned.
• 9:47
  Testecleese: The Supreme Court, I know they pick their cases.
• 9:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:51
  Testecleese: Is that just stuff up for appeal?
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Or do they get to say, even this… you know what I mean? Even though this wasn't appealed, it should be?
• 9:59
  Testecleese: I don't.
• 9:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:00
  Brian McFadden: But it's up… it's gotta get brought, too, because every…
• 10:04
  Brian McFadden: there's regions that are divided up between the Supreme Court justices, and they control that region.
• 10:11
  Brian McFadden: And decide if any of these cases that aren't up for appeal, they want to look at and supersede the appeal.
• 10:18
  Testecleese: And then bring it up to the rest of the justices.
• 10:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:21
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 10:22
  Brian McFadden: It's a long, drawn-out process.
• 10:24
  Testecleese: I'm sure it is, and it always is, and you know, that's what stops things from happening too quickly before they get out of control.
• 10:31
  Testecleese: When things happen quickly, you can have, consequences you hadn't anticipated
• 10:38
  Testecleese: Versus being able to see them coming, you know?
• 10:42
  Testecleese: Which is my big issue with the left, is they want to rush everything through, cram it through.
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Like, you guys, the whole point of this thing is to be slow so that we don't…
• 10:50
  Testecleese: Cram shit through, then find out.
• 10:54
  Testecleese: You know, once everything's pushed through, find out that you just bankrupted two-thirds of the country.
• 10:59
  Testecleese: Because you didn't… you know what I mean? You didn't anticipate the grasshopper surge with your Preservation Act that was going to destroy the crops, for example, you know what I mean?
• 11:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: When you don't rush it, you can see this stuff coming, like, oh crap, it's already beginning, you know?
• 11:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 11:16
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, I'm sorry to bring that up, but that's…
• 11:19
  Testecleese: You know as well as I, this system was designed to be slow.
• 11:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, for a reason, yep, just like you just said, yep.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: Exactly the reasons I just brought up.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, so it looks like the government's not gonna shut down. I… did we even mention this?
• 11:35
  Brian McFadden: No, because we're getting bored with it.
• 11:37
  Testecleese: Because it happens every time on.
• 11:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: And that's… the Democrats are actually using it as a weapon at this point, like, oh, we're just gonna shut the government down. It's like, what the fuck?
• 11:47
  Testecleese: Alright, what the… you were elected to run the government, not shut it down! Right?
• 11:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, Schumer agreed to keep the government open until after the elections in December, and in December now, with the next shutdown.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: That seems fair, actually.
• 12:02
  Testecleese: And I'm surprised it's something that…
• 12:05
  Testecleese: I say surprised. It has been historically a thing where one party That has the majority, and…
• 12:13
  Testecleese: Won the,
• 12:15
  Testecleese: The presidential vote usually gets their way a little bit longer until the election to see if people change their mind.
• 12:22
  Testecleese: under… since Trump took office, that has not been a thing, like…
• 12:27
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 12:28
  Testecleese: it fascinates me, too, because if you were to compare Bill Clinton in office to Trump today.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: Trump would be far right, and… I'm sorry, Clinton would be far right, and Trump would be somewhere in the middle.
• 12:44
  Testecleese: I mean, shit, Bill Clinton… even Obama said marriage between one man and one woman, right?
• 12:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:51
  Testecleese: No same-sex marriage, no polyamory, and Trump was like, I don't give a fuck what you guys do.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Anyway… That's why I keep saying Trump's not a real Republican. He's really not.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: This MAGA thing is something different, and you know it is.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: It's just good for the Republican Party.
• 13:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: It brings jobs back, which brings paychecks in, which brings in income taxes.
• 13:21
  Testecleese: And then the paychecks also create spending, which brings in sales taxes, it buys houses, which pays property taxes. The more money Americans make, the more taxes we can bring in. And this is something that.
• 13:33
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: Socialists don't understand at this point.
• 13:39
  Testecleese: Yup.
• 13:43
  Testecleese: Mcconnell!
• 13:44
  Testecleese: Okay, it says Mitch McConnell says he's been discharged from life. Did McConnell actually say something? Like, did anyone have any evidence that he's actually alive?
• 13:55
  Testecleese: I think…
• 13:56
  Brian McFadden: He voted!
• 13:58
  Testecleese: He showed up to the fucking Senate. Yeah. Because they told him to go home and rest.
• 14:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 14:05
  Testecleese: Aw, good for him, not a huge fan of Cocaine, Mitch.
• 14:10
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 14:11
  Testecleese: But… but, I don't want… I don't want him to die.
• 14:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: No?
• 14:18
  Testecleese: So, okay, so there's a… I guess, a wildfire out in, Idaho, I think?
• 14:24
  Testecleese: This came across my newsfeed right before we started the show.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: Helicopter with two passengers. I don't know if that means pilot and passenger, or pilot and two passengers.
• 14:37
  Testecleese: But was doing its thing with the firefighting effort. Whether they were observing, or pouring water, or…
• 14:44
  Testecleese: cone or coordinates, I don't know, because…
• 14:47
  Testecleese: There's nothing out about this yet, but it went down and crashed in the forest fire.
• 14:53
  Testecleese: the Department of Forestry, or whatever they're called.
• 14:58
  Testecleese: And the FAA have no information yet.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Man, you wrecked your helicopter in a forest fire. Sounds like your chances of survival are, like.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: Zero. You know what I mean?
• 15:15
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, too, is at least when airplanes go down, they're moving fast, very… forward, very quickly.
• 15:22
  Testecleese: So they can rough land, even through trees sometimes, if it's not super dense. Helicopters just fall out of the fucking sky!
• 15:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? They just drop.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: That's, anyway, I hope the best for these folks. It's in a… oh, I'm sorry, yeah, Utah, not Idaho, I'm sorry.
• 15:41
  Testecleese: Wide Mouth Jew Fire.
• 15:46
  Testecleese: I think you shared this one about…
• 15:48
  Testecleese: I guess some toddler ran up on the stage when Trump was talking?
• 15:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: Was it a veteran thing? No, it was a tax-on-tips thing, wasn't it?
• 15:57
  Brian McFadden: I think so. And then he stopped and went and scooped up the toddler. He said he didn't want him to fall like Biden.
• 16:04
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I guess, this cop and his wife, who's a casino waitress.
• 16:12
  Testecleese: were cheering about this no tax on tips, and they, you know, they had their kids with them, and one kid just started running around, and Trump, like, scooped them up exactly before he just ran off the stage and fell.
• 16:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 16:24
  Testecleese: I just thought it was hilarious that he's like, oh, don't want him to pull a Biden and fall off the stage.
• 16:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah…
• 16:33
  Testecleese: How is he ready with these all the time, you know what I mean?
• 16:36
  Brian McFadden: He is, he is.
• 16:37
  Testecleese: How old is he? He's almost 80.
• 16:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:42
  Testecleese: He's always got a witty comment.
• 16:44
  Testecleese: You know, that's what pisses most people off about him. I think it makes them fucking hilarious.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: Alright, speaking of, Joe Biden.
• 16:56
  Testecleese: Hunter, I guess, is saying that, the Biden family is broke.
• 17:01
  Brian McFadden: That would not shock me, since,
• 17:04
  Brian McFadden: You know, they… it's just like the Clinton Foundation. When Hillary Clinton lost election to be president, it was gone within 6 months, you know? It shut down and was defunded.
• 17:15
  Testecleese: though, that was a fund that people put money into, versus how much money.
• 17:19
  Brian McFadden: Yes, because they thought they were getting access to the Clintons for power.
• 17:25
  Brian McFadden: The Biden's not for the world now, either.
• 17:29
  Brian McFadden: Nobody even wanted to buy Biden's book.
• 17:32
  Brian McFadden: Biden's whole book backfired on him, too.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: No, it flopped?
• 17:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 17:38
  Testecleese: The one he's… the one that…
• 17:40
  Brian McFadden: What he's going to court for now.
• 17:43
  Testecleese: He can't stand trial, that was the whole thing that happened when this happened the first time, with what…
• 17:50
  Testecleese: Her, or whatever was his name, right?
• 17:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Testecleese: Who's a lawyer, who's like, no, he's incompetent to even face charges.
• 17:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, if you're too incompetent to face charges, you're too incompetent to be the President of the United States.
• 18:02
  Testecleese: As… and the Democrats were, oh my god, listening to their arguments, blew my mind.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: And I was like, okay, so he is competent, so he should stand trial. Well, no, obviously, he's a bumbling buffoon. Well, okay…
• 18:20
  Testecleese: Okay, I think you shared this one, too, this…
• 18:24
  Testecleese: new school? I'm guessing it's gonna be a private school, or is this a public school?
• 18:29
  Brian McFadden: This is a private school.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what I think of, but you're using AI as teachers?
• 18:38
  Brian McFadden: This sounds kinda like,
• 18:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, Terminator style, you know? We got AI teaching the humans, and pretty soon the AI will be smarter than the humans, and where do they go from there?
• 18:52
  Testecleese: Well, here's the problem… here's the problem is, as it stands now, in terms of how AI works.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: It can never be smarter than people.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: It might be able to do what people can do faster, And what might…
• 19:06
  Testecleese: Not even faster in terms of, like, a couple hours, but, like, decades.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: can't do anything that people can't do, because we wrote the program. Okay. You know what I mean?
• 19:18
  Brian McFadden: I like the searches I get, the search results I get from AI a hell of a lot better than using Google Search, or any DuckDuckGo, or anything like that, you know?
• 19:27
  Testecleese: problem with the AI stuff is, it takes the internet.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: And it pours it into their AI processor to learn.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: So if a whole bunch of people say a whole bunch of stupid shit, that's what it learns.
• 19:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: And that's a little terrifying, because how much stupid shit has come up from the Democrats on the internet?
• 19:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh,
• 19:51
  Testecleese: He's saying that, like, the founding of this country was the exact opposite of what it was.
• 19:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Testecleese: Wait till you… wait till you ask AI to write your report about the American Revolution, and it talks about…
• 20:02
  Testecleese: thomas Washington, Who sailed across the Mississippi River with an octopus.
• 20:10
  Testecleese: and killed all the illegal immigrants, you know what I mean?
• 20:19
  Testecleese: Okay, it… I know I know the name Clay Travis, and I know it has a… he owns.
• 20:25
  Brian McFadden: He took over for Rush… he took over for Rush Limbaugh, him and Klanbach.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: Okay, so it is Clayton Buck Clay. I thought.
• 20:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is,
• 20:33
  Testecleese: Apparently, he owns another big deal called Outkick?
• 20:36
  Brian McFadden: He did, he still, like, owns a portion of it. He started Outkick and sold it off to Fox.
• 20:43
  Brian McFadden: So they could compete with, the other, like, ESPN and all those companies.
• 20:49
  Brian McFadden: So, Fox owns Outkick now, but he's still, like, CEO of it or something stupid.
• 20:54
  Testecleese: Totally, so he's the founder, at least.
• 20:55
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he's the founder.
• 20:57
  Testecleese: Okay, and I saw the name, and I was like, oh, I thought he uses Clay and book, Clay.
• 21:01
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: it brought up Outkick, but not his, like, big deal podcast, or AM radio show, FM radio show that…
• 21:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Anyway, what did he do?
• 21:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, he… I think we talked about this when he first did it, when he offered a million dollars…
• 21:19
  Testecleese: This was a long time ago.
• 21:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, he's upped his ante for, the world champion WNBA team, Las Vegas Aces, to play a high school's basketball team that won a state championship. Doesn't matter what state, doesn't matter what team, it can be any team that's won a state championship, and he'll…
• 21:41
  Brian McFadden: if they win, he will give the WNBA team $10 million, which…
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: When you dig into the article, is…
• 21:51
  Brian McFadden: It's a whole lot more money than they're currently making right now.
• 21:55
  Testecleese: Well, they're literally making no money right now.
• 21:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: They're losing money by paying the athletes, renting the venues, and, paying the staff.
• 22:05
  Brian McFadden: Because there's… in one of these articles here, it basically said…
• 22:09
  Testecleese: NBA.
• 22:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
• 22:11
  Brian McFadden: But they get paid… let me see if it's in this one or the next one.
• 22:15
  Testecleese: That's what I was wondering.
• 22:16
  Brian McFadden: The annual revenue from the ACES is $33 million, so that would be a third of their annual revenue over… so it would… just to play…
• 22:30
  Brian McFadden: A high school state title team, and beat them.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: play, they don't have to win?
• 22:34
  Brian McFadden: No, they gotta win him.
• 22:36
  Brian McFadden: Because he said it shouldn't be hard, right? After all, there's no difference between males and females, right?
• 22:42
  Testecleese: Especially in high school… no, exactly.
• 22:44
  Brian McFadden: And then the Fever head coach…
• 22:46
  Brian McFadden: If I ever had Coach came out saying that she grew up playing with boys, right?
• 22:52
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: But then went to go play with girls, cause… Yeah, better shot.
• 22:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:00
  Testecleese: he said to the team.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: Not to the… not to the players.
• 23:05
  Brian McFadden: No, it's just that he's something he said on his radio show.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: So, they the details. So, like, if the team gets it, I mean, they could just, like.
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: Do whatever they want with it.
• 23:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, is there a salary cap in WNBA? I don't know.
• 23:21
  Brian McFadden: I would doubt it.
• 23:23
  Brian McFadden: And he said, he talked to some guy named Dan at the Kitsch.
• 23:28
  Brian McFadden: Okay, it looks like a podcast.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I… I clicked on it, and I shared it anyway, because you shared both these articles.
• 23:36
  Brian McFadden: And, he wants Elon Musk to bump up… he wants Elon Musk to, up the ante.
• 23:42
  Brian McFadden: And, make it, like, 100 million.
• 23:48
  Testecleese: No, it would be hilarious if Elon Musk turned around and said, I think this is a great idea.
• 23:54
  Testecleese: I'll pay for your entire league's expenses… expenses for one.
• 23:59
  Testecleese: If you can win.
• 24:00
  Brian McFadden: If you win, yeah, that would be awesome.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Well, didn't the, the Women's World Cup team for the United States that won the World Cup that year…
• 24:10
  Testecleese: Was it 8 years ago? 12 years ago?
• 24:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Clues to a high school soccer boys theme.
• 24:15
  Brian McFadden: Yes, because we talked about it on the show back in the day.
• 24:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:19
  Testecleese: We've talked about what had happened, and again, when people talk about, you know, trends and this and that.
• 24:24
  Brian McFadden: more.
• 24:24
  Testecleese: it's…
• 24:25
  Testecleese: It's like, they lost to high school boys! If you're losing to high school athletes, how are you winning world championships?
• 24:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:33
  Testecleese: There must be some difference here, right?
• 24:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: And… it… it's funny about that, because there's this France… French.
• 24:45
  Testecleese: Transgender basketball player who's CRUSHING!
• 24:50
  Testecleese: Women's basketball in France.
• 24:52
  Testecleese: Like, draining 3-point shots, running down the court in, like, 4 seconds. Right. Almost dunking, which is better than anything we've seen from women, in basketball, anyway. But is trying to get a contract in the WNBA?
• 25:09
  Testecleese: And… none of the teams are… biting, which I found interesting, because…
• 25:16
  Testecleese: This person's points, their numbers, their stats are way better.
• 25:21
  Testecleese: And the WNBA's been making a big deal since the Sophie Cunningham thing came out.
• 25:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, with the whole pointing garbage. Yeah. Anyway, she… yeah, she came out with her transgender and women's sports thing, and everyone's coming out like, oh, yeah, whatever, trans black lives matter. Who gives a fuck? Like…
• 25:40
  Testecleese: Seriously?
• 25:42
  Testecleese: Anyway…
• 25:44
  Testecleese: You make it a big deal, and they're coming out and saying, I wouldn't mind a trans athlete on my team. It's like, first of all, obviously not, because you're gonna have LeBron James on your fucking team.
• 25:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:53
  Testecleese: You know? Or playing against one, until you catch a LeBron James elbow to your fucking face.
• 25:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: But they're… they're not… no one has signed this French dude, I'm sorry, woman.
• 26:07
  Testecleese: Who's destroying all of the friggin' records in women's basketball.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: It's very interesting to see the argument they're making versus the action they're taking, you know?
• 26:19
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 26:20
  Brian McFadden: They're not… Their actions aren't speaking louder than words.
• 26:25
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: you see this guy? I think he's running for a state office. The Hawaiian guy?
• 26:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I saw this clip.
• 26:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think he's running for, like, a Hawaii Congress, not, like, federal Congress? I'm not sure.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, this video went super viral, gets up in some dude's face on the beach of Hawaii, starts talking a bunch of trash, and gets knocked out with a single punch.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: He ended up losing that race because he was in jail.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: Because he started a fight. Like, oh, but yeah, but he was the one who got knocked out. He's like, yeah, but he started a fight. Just because you lost doesn't mean you get to win in a courtroom, you know what I mean?
• 27:12
  Brian McFadden: Right. Yep.
• 27:16
  Testecleese: But yeah, that…
• 27:17
  Testecleese: he ended up losing that race, and then it… then the rest of his, criminal record came out, because it's public record. You know, sooner or later, it's gonna come pouring out. This dude has done this, like, a dozen times, just…
• 27:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:29
  Testecleese: Talking trash to tourists, which is hilarious, because it's a frickin'…
• 27:33
  Testecleese: 40-year-old white guy. It's not, like, some, like, indigenous Hawaiian, you know what I mean?
• 27:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 27:40
  Testecleese: screaming at tourists in Hawaii. I'm like, dude, dude, you're a fucking tourist. You know?
• 27:46
  Brian McFadden: You're Holly. You're Holly.
• 27:48
  Testecleese: Are you the… are you the colonialist, you know?
• 27:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, he's a Howley. And didn't we just talk about this last week, when a whole family got, like, attacked by, Native Hawaiians?
• 28:07
  Testecleese: What's going on in Hawaii, man?
• 28:12
  Testecleese: They've been in the news too much the last couple years. What was that big fire?
• 28:16
  Testecleese: When, everyone died because they weren't allowed to drive across Oprah's property because of a fire.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: attacking tourists, A couple times recently.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: How does Hawaii make their money? Because I guarantee.
• 28:32
  Brian McFadden: Tourism!
• 28:33
  Testecleese: I guarantee you it's not the steel industry from Hawaii, okay?
• 28:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it's definitely tourism.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 28:40
  Brian McFadden: Like, 90% of their income comes from tourism.
• 28:45
  Testecleese: Oh, this is cool, I found this out today, actually. I brought my daughter to a thing. She did a summer school program, like, extra reading, extra whatever, going into first grade.
• 28:56
  Testecleese: And they gave her a newspaper as, like, a handout thing today.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: It was like an event, like a cookout thing, whatever, and they got goodie bags. It was a newspaper, and I opened it up, it was from Wednesday.
• 29:10
  Testecleese: Which I thought was interesting, it was 2 days old.
• 29:17
  Testecleese: A girl from here at, Webster County, from Webster Springs, actually, went to the Webster County High School, is going to be competing in the Patriot Games. I didn't… I never heard of this.
• 29:30
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 29:30
  Testecleese: it's… apparently it's some national… Athletic competition. I'm assuming Trump set this up.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. And he was the one who brought back the presidential, physical fitness certification.
• 29:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:50
  Testecleese: But she's gonna go on and compete in, like, obstacle courses, and, like, military-style training-type, competition. There's two people from each state, one male, one female, and one's from right down here, down the street from me. I thought that was pretty cool.
• 30:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she does well, there'll be a ticker tape parade for her.
• 30:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, and actually,
• 30:09
  Testecleese: Remember Sarah Beckham? She was the National Guardsman that was killed? That was from right next to me, too?
• 30:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Testecleese: They got her picture up in one of those banners, I'm sure you've noticed they're doing it pretty much nationwide now, like, the veterans, the whole.
• 30:24
  Brian McFadden: downtown bed.
• 30:25
  Testecleese: veteran thing. They got their picture up now, and they have an angel cut out of wood underneath it, and I was like, oh, that's really classy, you know?
• 30:36
  Testecleese: I notice things, okay?
• 30:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:40
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, some fucking nutjob named Paul Skeens out here in Webster County.
• 30:47
  Testecleese: was begging… I'm assuming this is a child, because it never mentions their name, their sex, or their age. The victim, that is.
• 30:56
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: This dude, Paul Skeens, was asking for, like, sexual acts over and over again.
• 31:04
  Testecleese: And it was being like, no, no, no, no.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Dude grabbed ahold of this person who managed to fight free, and I was like, no.
• 31:14
  Testecleese: Motherfucker drew a gun!
• 31:18
  Testecleese: And pointed it at this victim.
• 31:24
  Testecleese: So anyway, the state… the state troopers end up showing up, and he begged the troopers not to take his fucking guns. And like I said, I'm assuming this was a kid, because they didn't mention… they didn't tell you.
• 31:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:37
  Testecleese: age, or any of that, you know what I mean?
• 31:40
  Testecleese: So I was like, this guy was probably trying to fucking rape a kid.
• 31:43
  Testecleese: At gunpoint, and he's expected to get to keep his fucking gun?
• 31:50
  Testecleese: Not how this works, not here, okay?
• 31:56
  Testecleese: And you shared this one today, and I actually commented back, holy shit!
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Testecleese: Holy shit, what's going on?
• 32:04
  Brian McFadden: This, apparently they're feuding in the Detroit suburbs with neighborhoods, because, this couple's been accused of throwing an explosive into the neighbor's yard.
• 32:19
  Brian McFadden: Which… It's kind of against the law to throw explosives anywhere.
• 32:24
  Brian McFadden: Especially in somebody else's yard. And there was a two-word warning alarm, alarming warning with it.
• 32:33
  Brian McFadden: It said, Bye Bye, was written on the device, and they… these people, this couple that was, 45 and 38,
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: Tossed it into their 72-year-old's neighbor's yard.
• 32:47
  Brian McFadden: It was described as a red, cyndical device with the words bye-bye on it, so it sounds like it could be a stick of dynamite.
• 32:56
  Brian McFadden: And they searched the people's homes, found more firearms, ammunition, and materials for assembling explosive devices.
• 33:04
  Testecleese: No.
• 33:06
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 33:07
  Testecleese: William.
• 33:11
  Brian McFadden: Each of these felonies carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is, yeah, that's the thing, this person's looking at, like, a thousand years in prison, right?
• 33:24
  Brian McFadden: The judge granted them a $100,000 cash-only bond, but that big surprise, they're still in jail.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Cash only, that means you can't even put, like, your house up.
• 33:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: Right?
• 33:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Now, the lady, they gave her a $20,000 bond, but he gave her the ability to go through a bail bondsman.
• 33:45
  Brian McFadden: For the 20,000.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: I didn't even realize a judge was allowed to say, no, you can't use a bail bondsman.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: But yeah, who's gonna… who's gonna come up with $100,000 in cash? For real?
• 33:58
  Brian McFadden: Not anybody that's not rich.
• 34:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm like…
• 34:02
  Testecleese: I keep a nice stockpile for an emergency, more than I need, honestly. And I know that sounds like I'm fucking being pompous, but no, because I…
• 34:13
  Testecleese: I'm sinking a ton of money into this house, to be 100% fair, dude.
• 34:19
  Testecleese: Sorry, I got distracted by, Ronnie showing up here.
• 34:25
  Testecleese: But yeah, ideally, you have, what, 6 months mortgage or rent?
• 34:31
  Testecleese: a side for an emergency. That's the ideal emergency fund.
• 34:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. I like… I like to keep 20 grand aside.
• 34:41
  Testecleese: But… If a tree falls on my house.
• 34:48
  Testecleese: Am I… I don't want to have to wait for insurance and etc.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: To deal with, like, getting my house…
• 34:56
  Testecleese: Getting my children out of my house.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: into a hotel room, getting the building started. Right. I'll pay out cash to get it started, and then get reimbursed by insurance.
• 35:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:07
  Testecleese: And I know a lot of people are like, well, you don't need to. It's like, I don't need to, but I've managed to.
• 35:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:13
  Testecleese: because I fucked up so bad before that I learned…
• 35:18
  Testecleese: That, for real, don't throw your pennies away kind of thing, you know?
• 35:23
  Testecleese: Believe it or not, they add up.
• 35:25
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they do.
• 35:27
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway, you shared this one, too, about the Farmer's Almanac.
• 35:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep, they're gonna… they said it's gonna be a weird winter this year.
• 35:39
  Brian McFadden: Cold and warm, cold and warm.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, just… I was wondering what this winter was gonna be like, a week or so ago, because I was like, man, it's…
• 35:49
  Testecleese: We had a nasty heat wave, nasty snap of hop.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. But since then, it's been, like.
• 35:55
  Testecleese: On and off rain, and realistically, like, in the 70s?
• 36:00
  Brian McFadden: Hasn't rained here in… months.
• 36:04
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, I'm on a… I get them on a mountaintop, so it's a little cooler, I get a little more rain. I go down in town, it's in, like, the mid-80s.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: I'm usually seeing 90 degrees Fahrenheit this time of year, you know?
• 36:18
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 36:19
  Testecleese: I'm just…
• 36:21
  Testecleese: Massachusetts, I saw 90 degrees. Every year, I saw 100 degrees Fahrenheit on the south shore of Massachusetts.
• 36:29
  Testecleese: And that's, that's pretty far north. Yeah. To be 100 degrees Fahrenheit, but it was every fucking summer I grew up. And then, like, oh, climate change, global warming, like, it hit 100 in Massachusetts. It always does!
• 36:42
  Testecleese: Since I've been alive, I grew up there, you know?
• 36:48
  Testecleese: That's… that's why you see houses in… I'm sorry, houses with pools in Massachusetts.
• 36:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: Because if it never got above 80, no one would ever go fucking go swimming.
• 36:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: Not above 80, if it never got to 80.
• 37:02
  Testecleese: Anyway, I'm not sure, can Ron hear us, or what? He's still got a black screen.
• 37:06
  Ron Pascoe: Hey, boys. Are you there?
• 37:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, man.
• 37:10
  Testecleese: Wasn't sure.
• 37:11
  Ron Pascoe: Just like New Year.
• 37:11
  Testecleese: with you.
• 37:12
  Ron Pascoe: Just got a new device, mate, just trying to work out my camera right now.
• 37:17
  Testecleese: I don't know, maybe… maybe the camera not on is how we can hear you without the garble.
• 37:23
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, might be the way to go.
• 37:25
  Ron Pascoe: I've got a hedge for radio.
• 37:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm better.
• 37:27
  Testecleese: Goodbye.
• 37:28
  Ron Pascoe: Video takes up a.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: A lot of data stream.
• 37:31
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, now I've got a head for radio, boys, so…
• 37:34
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go, that's what's up!
• 37:38
  Ron Pascoe: How we been?
• 37:40
  Testecleese: I was doing alright, man,
• 37:43
  Testecleese: Not a ton in the news this week, it's basically, it's just been how the left has been out of fucking control, and we're currently talking about Michigan, and… speaking of the left being out of control, Brian, please tie it into Michigan!
• 37:57
  Testecleese: Abdul al-Sayed guy. Dear God, I'm good at this, aren't I?
• 38:00
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 38:02
  Ron Pascoe: I bet.
• 38:03
  Brian McFadden: He, he is actually, he just won the Democrat, nomination to be the, their nominee for U.S. Senator in November, but,
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: He is about as far left as you can go.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Charismatic, though, so be careful.
• 38:25
  Testecleese: He's charismatic, what… he made a comment about how…
• 38:29
  Testecleese: the money of us is more powerful than the money of them. And I was like, that's good. You know what I mean?
• 38:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Brian McFadden: But, he said… Are you fucked up?
• 38:41
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 38:42
  Testecleese: Are you coked up?
• 38:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 38:44
  Testecleese: Alright, you're chewing on your tongue like you used to.
• 38:47
  Brian McFadden: the background.
• 38:47
  Testecleese: We,
• 38:48
  Brian McFadden: No. Never.
• 38:49
  Testecleese: Ever did cocaine.
• 38:53
  Brian McFadden: But, yeah, and so Mike Rogers has come out, the nominee for the Republican side, and he's actually running ads towards the Democrats.
• 39:03
  Brian McFadden: After this guy's win.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, tell them to split off, create the… the funny thing I got to laugh is like, oh, create a new party. I was like, no, the Democrats are the party! You need to expel the socialists!
• 39:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: They created a new party. The Democrat… am I the only one who knows this?
• 39:22
  Testecleese: Ron may know, because he is…
• 39:25
  Testecleese: He knows shit that he should know as an Australian, but the Democrat Party of the United States is the oldest political party on the planet.
• 39:36
  Testecleese: Apparently, Ron didn't know that, or he's still trying to figure out his new,
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: New rig.
• 39:42
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, no, no, like, there's been a lot of parties come and go, mate. The Tory's party's also one of the oldest ones as well, too, in England.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: I mean, one of the oldest… I'm saying the Democrat part of the United States is the oldest on the planet, though.
• 39:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they've been around for a while, mate.
• 39:59
  Testecleese: Since the founding of the nation, it was the Democrats and the Whigs, right?
• 40:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yep. Yep.
• 40:05
  Testecleese: And then, A bunch of people had enough of the slavery thing, and the… Oh, boy.
• 40:14
  Testecleese: It's more than just slavery, I'll agree to that, I'll admit to that.
• 40:18
  Testecleese: But let's be real. When they say states' rights, they meant the right to own people.
• 40:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 40:26
  Brian McFadden: Actually, not quite far back, let's see here…
• 40:31
  Testecleese: Okay, Lincoln was the first one elected president, how is that?
• 40:35
  Testecleese: First Republican.
• 40:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:37
  Brian McFadden: The Democrat Party was formed after the Civil War.
• 40:44
  Brian McFadden: And it was dominant in the South. Okay.
• 40:47
  Testecleese: I could have sworn the Democrats were original to this nation. My mistake.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: So they're not that much older than the Republicans, then?
• 40:56
  Testecleese: If they were formed after the Civil War, then they're younger than the Republicans.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: Right?
• 41:04
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: Well, then I go out to go look at my numbers again, maybe…
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Maybe they just changed their name from one party to another.
• 41:12
  Brian McFadden: 1828. Okay, there were two different Democrats…
• 41:16
  Testecleese: The Democrat Party, 1828 was before the Civil War.
• 41:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay, but it says there were actually two different parties.
• 41:23
  Brian McFadden: No, it says the party is way different than it today, as it was back then, so 1828, yeah.
• 41:29
  Testecleese: Yes, that's where this idea of this party switch came from, that everyone keeps trying to bring up.
• 41:34
  Testecleese: When you point out Lincoln was a Republican.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: But, yeah, it wasn't that the two… the Republicans and the Democrats switched, it was that there were two Democrat parties.
• 41:48
  Testecleese: See, see, I, I'll… Quick Google search for my boy here.
• 41:53
  Testecleese: And we…
• 41:53
  Brian McFadden: AI, man. AI, man, AI.
• 41:55
  Testecleese: AI, whatever, Google would have done it too.
• 41:58
  Brian McFadden: Not as quickly.
• 42:00
  Ron Pascoe: You know, as quickly as I are, right?
• 42:03
  Brian McFadden: But yeah, he… since he won the primary, he's come out and said that,
• 42:08
  Brian McFadden: He's not gonna offer a safe quarter to anybody.
• 42:12
  Brian McFadden: People have come out and said, that's kind of where.
• 42:15
  Testecleese: No, no, he didn't say anybody. Didn't he say that specifically to the Republican running against him?
• 42:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Testecleese: What does that mean?
• 42:23
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: Safe quarter, like, you can't go be safe.
• 42:29
  Testecleese: And, just a heads up.
• 42:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, because he's bringing… apparently, Al Ced owns property, in Dubai.
• 42:38
  Testecleese: Dubai.
• 42:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, Rogers owns property in Florida.
• 42:42
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly, and he brought up Roger's, oh, you got a second house, a vacation house in Florida. He's like, you have a fucking house in Dubai!
• 42:52
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 42:54
  Testecleese: Which one's cheaper?
• 42:55
  Brian McFadden: Like you said before.
• 42:57
  Testecleese: If New York City's not the richest fucking city on the planet, Dubai is, right?
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 43:07
  Testecleese: Have you been to Dubai? Because I've been to Dubai.
• 43:09
  Brian McFadden: I have not been to Dubai. I've been at the Bahrain, but not Dubai.
• 43:12
  Testecleese: Okay,
• 43:13
  Brian McFadden: You told me about I know.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: I did buy a rent, I did Dubai. Have you been to Dubai?
• 43:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, him and his wife own two foreign properties, one in India and one in Dubai.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: Yes, they own one in India, too.
• 43:26
  Brian McFadden: My property is worth $250,000.
• 43:31
  Testecleese: Which… hmm.
• 43:33
  Testecleese: That means it's probably a piece of shit in Dubai, honestly.
• 43:35
  Brian McFadden: I also calls him a doctor, calls himself a doctor, but he doesn't have a medical license to be a doctor.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 43:42
  Brian McFadden: He doesn't have a PhD either.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: That's where I was gonna go. I'm not sure how these doctorates work.
• 43:49
  Brian McFadden: I don't think he has one.
• 43:51
  Testecleese: I know that a medical doctor and a philosophical doctor are not the same thing. I know that. I know…
• 43:59
  Brian McFadden: Studying medicine, but realize there's more money in politics.
• 44:02
  Testecleese: So, is it that… To be a medical doctor, you don't have to write a thesis?
• 44:08
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 44:09
  Brian McFadden: You gotta get a license. You gotta go through a board. It's like being a lawyer.
• 44:15
  Testecleese: He finished his education, but never got his license, so he was never actually… it's not like he wrote a thesis and got a PhD.
• 44:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 44:23
  Testecleese: Like, okay.
• 44:25
  Ron Pascoe: It's like Dr. Jill Boyd made, I wouldn't let her take a splinter around my thumb.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: to bring up Dr. Jill, thank you.
• 44:31
  Brian McFadden: He didn't have a PhD either.
• 44:34
  Ron Pascoe: I would let her put a plaster on the finger.
• 44:37
  Brian McFadden: And records are coming out saying at one point… Go ahead.
• 44:41
  Testecleese: Didn't Bill Cosby get an honorary PhD, too?
• 44:44
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they did. They took it away.
• 44:49
  Brian McFadden: He also has come out backing driver's licenses for undocumented immigrants in the state of Michigan.
• 44:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's discriminatory to not give illegal immigrants driver's licenses, is what he said.
• 45:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:06
  Ron Pascoe: I can really see this socialism, it's creeping into America.
• 45:11
  Testecleese: Oh, it drives me…
• 45:12
  Ron Pascoe: This is what we've been…
• 45:13
  Testecleese: talking about, Ron. This is what Brian and I have been talking about for coming on 10 years now.
• 45:19
  Ron Pascoe: You look at me, they built a fortress in Flint, Michigan.
• 45:22
  Ron Pascoe: They've got the numbers in there now, they're starting to get numbers in areas now, they're starting to try and do it in Texas.
• 45:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, Dearborn's the one that's got more, Muslims than,
• 45:32
  Testecleese: Born is Muslim, not socialist.
• 45:35
  Brian McFadden: Okay, alright.
• 45:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I know.
• 45:37
  Brian McFadden: Their whole city council and, mayor is Muslim.
• 45:43
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry.
• 45:45
  Brian McFadden: And they got, like, the hugest mosque in, like, the… on the… in America, I think, in Dearborn.
• 45:50
  Testecleese: Have you seen Japan as building a mosque on one of their, like, ancient mountains?
• 45:55
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't.
• 45:57
  Testecleese: And the Japanese are pissed!
• 46:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, they would let him do it.
• 46:03
  Testecleese: I mean, I don't know what religion your typical Japanese person has, honestly.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: really don't.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: I'm gonna assume Christianity, but that's just because…
• 46:13
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not Christianity.
• 46:15
  Ron Pascoe: Or is it…
• 46:16
  Testecleese: Some ancient polytheistic thing.
• 46:19
  Ron Pascoe: No, I think it went back to the emperor, mate, it was like they,
• 46:23
  Testecleese: Whoever is God, right?
• 46:24
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, no, I think… I think you might be right on this one, because I… I… at least they haven't revoked that.
• 46:32
  Brian McFadden: They've got two major religions, Shinto and Buddhism.
• 46:36
  Testecleese: Buddhism, really?
• 46:39
  Brian McFadden: Christianity is about 2% of the population, other is below that.
• 46:45
  Testecleese: But yeah, the Japanese are like, why are you building a mosque in Japan? It's like, we're definitely not a Muslim nation.
• 46:52
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, they don't let Muslims get away much over there in Japan.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: Japan is super racist.
• 46:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's gonna go.
• 47:00
  Ron Pascoe: I wouldn't say racist, I reckon they're very patriotic, mate. They, it's like even drinking coffee, you can't walk down the street drinking coffee in Japan.
• 47:08
  Testecleese: No, check this out, they have houses right now you can buy.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: In Japan, they're, like, 14-bedroom houses for, like, $100,000. They're putting them out there online, but they only want white people, and they prefer Americans.
• 47:26
  Testecleese: They'll take white people from other countries, but they're trying to sell off properties that were, like, investments that failed.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: And there's, like, this massive area of Japan just covered in mansions.
• 47:39
  Testecleese: And they can't get anyone to buy them themselves, so they're like, let's import some people who bring in money. And I was like, so they picked…
• 47:45
  Testecleese: white men, and in particular, if they can get the actual choice, white American men, and I thought that was freaking fascinating.
• 47:55
  Testecleese: Mmm. I think they.
• 47:56
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my God.
• 47:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:57
  Ron Pascoe: You look what happened in the European Union in their, Parliament in Brussels. Do you see what happened there?
• 48:04
  Ron Pascoe: You were playing union.
• 48:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Testecleese: It looks like it's gonna fall apart soon, honestly.
• 48:11
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they've had to get rid of immigration and that over there now.
• 48:14
  Ron Pascoe: And the biggest thing is that with what's going on.
• 48:17
  Ron Pascoe: is that all these other countries, like Germany and all that, who let all these immigrants come in in the first place.
• 48:23
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, they're all… they're regretting their decisions now. It's that Angela Merkel who let them in.
• 48:29
  Ron Pascoe: She lit me.
• 48:30
  Testecleese: Are we allowed to call her Angela, or do we have to call her Angela?
• 48:34
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, my fucking.
• 48:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, she was forced by the U to let him in, though.
• 48:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yay!
• 48:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Ron Pascoe: There's big changes coming.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: Look what just happened in Spain!
• 48:45
  Brian McFadden: I know, we talked about this last week on the show, I believe.
• 48:48
  Testecleese: Alright, Guapo!
• 48:52
  Testecleese: Guapo?
• 48:53
  Testecleese: setting up.
• 48:54
  Ron Pascoe: The Spanish people are revolting now against it.
• 48:57
  Ron Pascoe: They've taken matters in their own hands, have you seen what they've been doing?
• 49:00
  Ron Pascoe: Spanish locals?
• 49:03
  Testecleese: I've seen some stuff, I don't know what you're.
• 49:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Moroccans are showing up because they've seen it on social media that once they get to Spain, they can't be sent back.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: There's Guap.
• 49:11
  Ron Pascoe: on.
• 49:14
  Ron Pascoe: So the locals are taking their own hands, go around and form them.
• 49:16
  Brian McFadden: Plug it in.
• 49:17
  Ron Pascoe: woman.
• 49:19
  Testecleese: Well, what blew my mind is I was hearing about this when it was happening, and like, oh yeah, the Moroccans are invading Spain. I was like, how?
• 49:29
  Testecleese: How's like, they're not… they don't…
• 49:32
  Testecleese: border. Right. You know what I mean? And then I found out Spain has this freaking, like, city…
• 49:38
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 49:40
  Testecleese: on the edge of Morocco, I was like, oh, what? I had no fucking idea. What was it, like, 20,000 or something stupid? 30 grand?
• 49:48
  Brian McFadden: Fair enough.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it had to deploy the military to the border of Spain to protect the borders.
• 49:54
  Testecleese: But now the Spanish care!
• 49:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: Speaking of Spanish, is our Spanish-speaking guest finally plugged in and ready to go?
• 50:03
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 50:05
  Testecleese: Wobbles.
• 50:06
  Brian McFadden: I'm plugging himself.
• 50:06
  Testecleese: Melvin!
• 50:08
  Testecleese: He's like, oh shit, I ain't got so much crap to plug in.
• 50:13
  Brian McFadden: He's out of practice.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: See, yeah, that That would have been a good transition if he was ready, wouldn't it?
• 50:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, what up?
• 50:21
  Testecleese: Now his video's gone, too. By the way,
• 50:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's got… oh, we have… he's not muted anymore, and now… little… El Guapo!
• 50:31
  Testecleese: I think you can hear us, too.
• 50:33
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so, he's not showing any reaction.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: He's got that… oh, no, he just looks confused.
• 50:41
  Testecleese: He's…
• 50:41
  Brian McFadden: Dazed and confused, now he's disconnected.
• 50:45
  Brian McFadden: He's trying all over again.
• 50:49
  Testecleese: Alright, so, anyway, moving on… Virginia. Spanberg!
• 50:57
  Brian McFadden: He can't hear anything.
• 50:59
  Testecleese: Lloyd.
• 50:59
  Brian McFadden: He says he can't hear anything.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: I don't… I don't know… maybe he needs to plug his headphones into the computer?
• 51:10
  Testecleese: Virginia…
• 51:12
  Testecleese: Spanberger, who we brought up when she got elected, she's gonna be a bigger problem than anyone realized, and she already is, right?
• 51:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Now she wants to let… Was it, like, 66,000 felons vote?
• 51:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, apparently there's a, there's some amendments on the election… the ballot for November that would give felons automatic rights to vote and own guns once they…
• 51:44
  Testecleese: See, now that's bullshit. Oh, you can own guns, too. As she tries to outlaw every fucking gun in the state.
• 51:51
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Right.
• 51:55
  Testecleese: Because that… that used to be the, counter-argument that people didn't think of, was, well, you can't buy a gun either if you're a felon.
• 52:02
  Testecleese: And…
• 52:04
  Testecleese: And everyone knew that one, but you also can't vote, and a lot of people don't seem to remember that one.
• 52:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:09
  Testecleese: And, well, I mean, the same reason that you can't buy a gun is a felon.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: applies to why you can't vote. You obviously make bad decisions.
• 52:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 52:23
  Testecleese: I don't disagree with this logic, honestly, and I think it should take an actual appeal.
• 52:29
  Brian McFadden: I think it should be a case-by-case… Now, sure. Yes.
• 52:34
  Brian McFadden: Not a whole new procedure that just happens automatically, because just because they serve their time in prison doesn't mean they're rehabilitated and become upstanding citizens of the United States again.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: That's exactly where I was going, was, you should have to appeal
• 52:54
  Testecleese: Your re-revocate… revocation of your rights.
• 52:59
  Testecleese: after the fact.
• 53:01
  Testecleese: and say, no, I am better… I'm donating to the community, I'm a productive member of society, I'm donating, I'm giving to charity, I'm paying taxes, now I should be allowed to vote and own a firearm again. I think that's the way it should go.
• 53:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:19
  Testecleese: Oh, you served 6 years in prison for… I'm sorry, 12 years in prison for murdering someone. Let's let you right back out to fucking vote and buy another gun.
• 53:30
  Testecleese: It's like,
• 53:31
  Testecleese: chances are, in prison, you might have got hardened up to do more of this shit, depending on why you were there and how long you were there. Right.
• 53:39
  Testecleese: That is a problem with a system that needs to be fixed, it absolutely is.
• 53:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 53:44
  Testecleese: But how do you… how do you fix that without putting everyone in solitary?
• 53:47
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea.
• 53:49
  Ron Pascoe: I think you should look beyond this picture, guys. I think it's a bigger issue behind it.
• 53:53
  Ron Pascoe: I think what's been found out in Virginia, all the bloody votes that's been found.
• 53:57
  Ron Pascoe: There's another reason why the Democrats are trying to claw back as many votes as they can now.
• 54:04
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 54:05
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, they found that there was, voting tampering.
• 54:09
  Ron Pascoe: there are elections there in Virginia.
• 54:12
  Testecleese: in Virginia.
• 54:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they've found… they found evidence that there was, voting fraud in that.
• 54:20
  Ron Pascoe: now the government's come down, the federal government's come down on the big push for him, or the DHJ.
• 54:25
  Ron Pascoe: To, cleanse their voter roll.
• 54:30
  Testecleese: I hadn't heard Virginia. I know there's a bunch of states where stuff came out, like.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: Jersey, for example, New Jersey, where, the government's demanding the voter rolls, like, no, it's like, we… you already admitted that people illegally voted!
• 54:44
  Brian McFadden: Michigan's the same way.
• 54:46
  Ron Pascoe: Now they're found in Pennsylvania as well.
• 54:48
  Testecleese: Yes! Yeah, that's actually in the list tonight.
• 54:52
  Testecleese: Huh, and… This is what gets me, is they say stuff like, oh, it's… It's not much, though.
• 55:02
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is, how many times have I said this on the show, Brian? It always starts out, it's not happening, you're out of your mind. Right. And then, yeah, okay, but it's only a little bit, it doesn't really matter. And then it's, yes, it is happening, and it's a good thing.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: I break… no.
• 55:17
  Brian McFadden: It's a slippery slope. Slippery slope.
• 55:20
  Ron Pascoe: Right.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 55:20
  Ron Pascoe: I don't eat it.
• 55:21
  Testecleese: using that argument, I don't like saying slippery slope, because that's actually a logical fallacy, believe it or not.
• 55:28
  Ron Pascoe: It's like the Titanic and the iceberg mode, they only hit the tip of it.
• 55:32
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 55:34
  Testecleese: Just the tip?
• 55:35
  Ron Pascoe: Just the tip.
• 55:38
  Testecleese: That's safe, isn't it? When it's just a tip?
• 55:42
  Ron Pascoe: That's an old fallacy, that one.
• 55:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a good way to friggin' end up with, an abortion or, kids you can't support, isn't it?
• 55:52
  Ron Pascoe: It's not as bad as the back half.
• 55:55
  Testecleese: Hmm. Hey!
• 55:57
  Testecleese: If there's grass on the field, play ball. If it's not, go back and play in the mud. What can I say?
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Whoever just said gross, I love you.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: Okay, oh, Jesus Christ, Brian, do you know how to pronounce this name?
• 56:23
  Testecleese: I think it's, like, Oklahoma… Wisconsin, I think, right?
• 56:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm looking for the Google Doc.
• 56:29
  Testecleese: Burt Mizusawa?
• 56:32
  Brian McFadden: He is, I actually, before I left Virginia, I…
• 56:35
  Brian McFadden: I signed his, petition to get on the ballot.
• 56:40
  Brian McFadden: He is… he was nominated as the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate. He's running against Mark Warner.
• 56:46
  Brian McFadden: In the state of Virginia.
• 56:49
  Testecleese: Warner's been in, Virginia Senate…
• 56:52
  Brian McFadden: Forever.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, the senator from Virginia for a long time.
• 56:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:56
  Testecleese: Like… like, I lived there, Warner was the senator.
• 57:00
  Brian McFadden: This guy was, he was in the military, I can't remember if it was Army or Navy.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: I wanna say it's Army, but I could be wrong.
• 57:08
  Brian McFadden: Army Major General.
• 57:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Retired, decorated Army Major General.
• 57:16
  Testecleese: You think he has a chance?
• 57:19
  Brian McFadden: I would like to think that, but with the way people are voting, you know, in the state of Virginia these days, you know, and Mark Warner's in a…
• 57:28
  Brian McFadden: Incumbent, you know how it is that…
• 57:31
  Brian McFadden: It's hard to take out an incumbent, so…
• 57:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, which seems crazy to me, of like, if you don't like what they're doing, vote them out. But instead, they say.
• 57:40
  Brian McFadden: We'll just vote for him again.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: Everyone… that… exactly, everyone does that, too. It's like, oh, we need to rehaul Congress, except for my congressman. I like my congressman.
• 57:49
  Brian McFadden: Right. You know what I mean? Right. My Congress is better than your Congress.
• 57:53
  Testecleese: It's like everyone else had the same God.
• 57:55
  Brian McFadden: Damn dang! He's gonna vote?
• 57:57
  Testecleese: the same people back into office, you know that, right?
• 58:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 58:04
  Testecleese: Unlike Obama, when he said, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
• 58:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you don't get to keep your doctor.
• 58:09
  Testecleese: He lied to you.
• 58:10
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: You have to pay more for a different doctor.
• 58:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: Oh, br… Brian, Brian.
• 58:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 58:21
  Testecleese: Please read me this next headline.
• 58:24
  Brian McFadden: James Carmel is…
• 58:25
  Testecleese: what it is.
• 58:25
  Brian McFadden: He's threatening James Carville, is threatening the league…
• 58:28
  Testecleese: Nerville.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: He is a…
• 58:32
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you.
• 58:32
  Brian McFadden: He is a Democrat, a long-time Democrat. He was in the Clinton administration.
• 58:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay. How…
• 58:40
  Testecleese: how Hillary run for president?
• 58:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep, he did a great… he did a great job. And,
• 58:47
  Brian McFadden: And, he's threatening to lead the Democrat Party over Hassan Piker.
• 58:54
  Testecleese: Why would I ask you to bring this one up?
• 58:59
  Brian McFadden: Because I don't know who Hasan Piker is.
• 59:08
  Testecleese: Sorry, wasn't expecting to cough like that.
• 59:16
  Testecleese: How long have I bringing up… been bringing up Hasan Piker on this show? Because I… because I saw it was becoming an issue.
• 59:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: No, for real, how long do you think it's been? I've been ringing everybody down.
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: Couple years.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna say, not even once in a while, but, like, more often than not, exactly, a couple years, because this guy was an issue, I said, right away.
• 59:40
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure he helped Abdul Saeed win his, nomination, didn't he? He helped campaign alongside.
• 59:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think he campaigned up here, yep.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: Look, this is the guy who went on a vacation to China, and was given a little red book.
• 59:57
  Testecleese: And he said this might be more important than the Bible, No.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: I'm sure most of you have no idea what the Little Red Book is, but that was Mao Zedong's, basically…
• 1:00:11
  Testecleese: doctrine.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: Where he killed, what was it, 30 million Chinese people?
• 1:00:18
  Ron Pascoe: Boss.
• 1:00:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, 30 million plus.
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: Oh, dear God, he had people chasing sparrows away!
• 1:00:26
  Testecleese: Because the sparrows are killing the crops. Meanwhile, because there were no sparrows, the grasshoppers and the locusts overran the farms and killed everyone. The same fucking argument I brought up earlier on this same episode, Brian. Yeah. About how unintended consequences if you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Yes, and yes, I did that on purpose, and I looped back to it on purpose, okay?
• 1:00:53
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:00:57
  Testecleese: I know I'm just a fucking drunk stoned guy doing the show, but I actually put a little bit of thought into it before we actually start.
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: I know how my mind works, in general, so I know where I'll go.
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: Brian, I have a little more trouble with you. You're, you're a, you're a traditional conservative.
• 1:01:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: pending.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: You guys are a weird bunch.
• 1:01:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, you're a weird libertarian.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: I'm not really.
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: They're a bunch of fucking morons.
• 1:01:29
  Ron Pascoe: 100.
• 1:01:32
  Testecleese: What was it?
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: Who was it, Gary Johnson?
• 1:01:36
  Testecleese: Who didn't know what, well, they asked him about, Aleppo, right?
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: They're like, he was running for president on the Libertarian Ticket.
• 1:01:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: years ago. And they're like, oh, yeah, what do you think? What's going on in Aleppo? He goes, what's Aleppo? And it's like, oh, dear.
• 1:01:53
  Brian McFadden: And didn't he… didn't he also show up to the can… the debate stoned?
• 1:01:58
  Testecleese: Probably! That sounds about right, honestly, for a libertarian.
• 1:02:03
  Testecleese: No, when I see a Libertarian run for a president who has a good shot, all I can see is that… was it the Democrat who went…
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: What was it, Mansion?
• 1:02:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: Joe Manchin? They're like, oh, that's the end of your fucking career.
• 1:02:21
  Testecleese: Or, Dukakis, wearing the helmet in the tank on…
• 1:02:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was, that was good for him.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: And it's like, yeah, I get it, you had to, because it's safety stuff, but like…
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: It made you look weak, dude.
• 1:02:39
  Testecleese: Looks like Guapo gave up, huh?
• 1:02:42
  Brian McFadden: No, he's restarting his computer.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, shit, no kidding, huh?
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: It's more key.
• 1:02:47
  Brian McFadden: Judah.
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: called… He installed new hardware, but didn't…
• 1:02:51
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: No, no, oh, no, there's a whole update process at that point, you know it as well as I.
• 1:03:00
  Testecleese: Fucking El Salvadorian.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Alright, and who's… who's… Josh… I don't know.
• 1:03:09
  Brian McFadden: But he's telling the Democrat Socialists to start their own party.
• 1:03:14
  Brian McFadden: And we talked about this earlier in the show, you know?
• 1:03:19
  Testecleese: I don't understand.
• 1:03:22
  Ron Pascoe: I think the Democrats have more trouble than what they're letting on, guys.
• 1:03:26
  Ron Pascoe: The socialists have taken over.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: This is…
• 1:03:31
  Ron Pascoe: Jeffries, mate, and Chuck Hsu, mate, Shu… Chucky. They haven't got much power left, mate.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: It's funny, because the wife brought this up to me recently.
• 1:03:43
  Testecleese: Because I rarely use Facebook at all anymore, and typically, lately, it's been to, like, give advice to the Democrats.
• 1:03:52
  Brian McFadden: How's that working for him?
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: I'll act.
• 1:03:55
  Ron Pascoe: Exactly.
• 1:03:55
  Testecleese: Last, like, 6 months, the only thing that I've been putting out is, like, you guys gotta…
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: So you gotta pull your heads out of your asses, drop the fucking socialists, this is gonna destroy your party, they're gonna win local elections in your freaking tiny little… I'm sorry, not tiny, in your little communities, whatever. They're gonna lose on a federal scale. You're just gonna hand the presidency, the Congress, the Senate.
• 1:04:19
  Testecleese: to the fucking Republicans, for the next decade at least.
• 1:04:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:23
  Testecleese: Who knows?
• 1:04:24
  Ron Pascoe: interview the other day.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: The wife… the wife has been seeing a lot of stuff come out online lately about the Democrats trying to push away the socialists.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: And she doesn't follow all this stuff, it just shows up in her feed. She's watching it, she's like, this is the same shit you've been saying for months and months, like, I FUCKING KNOW!
• 1:04:48
  Testecleese: Guapo, can you hear me now?
• 1:04:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm using my cell phone.
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's back on his phone, can't get his computer to work.
• 1:04:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:04:55
  El Guapo: I had to let it run, like, half hour before you start using it.
• 1:05:00
  Ron Pascoe: Hey, brother!
• 1:05:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, EZ got on his phone, that's fine.
• 1:05:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Ron Pascoe: a haircut, mate.
• 1:05:07
  El Guapo: Oh, thanks.
• 1:05:09
  El Guapo: You,
• 1:05:09
  Testecleese: You see that this, socialist who won, was it in New York, I think, maybe? She's…
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: I say one. She won the nomination. Like I said, they're gonna lose the general.
• 1:05:21
  Testecleese: But she's saying we should… or maybe it was in Michigan, because that sounds like Michigan or New York at this point. But she wants to cancel Thanksgiving.
• 1:05:30
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Brian McFadden: See, I think this is something she said previously.
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 1:05:34
  El Guapo: some of the best.
• 1:05:35
  Brian McFadden: She tried to delete the, post, but you can't delete anything that you put on the internet.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: Well, and she was asked about it again.
• 1:05:42
  Brian McFadden: She is a DSA guberatorial frontrunner.
• 1:05:46
  Brian McFadden: for Wisconsin.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, that's the Wisconsin, and she's running for governor.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: And K-Ball was like, we should cancel Thanksgiving, because it…
• 1:05:56
  Brian McFadden: This should have been all the way back in 1621.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: Yay!
• 1:06:00
  Brian McFadden: I wanted to cancel the original one.
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: It would have been the… exactly, there wouldn't have been any Thanksgiving. And it's like, so what she's saying is that we shouldn't break bread and make friends.
• 1:06:11
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:11
  Testecleese: Because that's what the first Thanksgiving was, right?
• 1:06:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:16
  Testecleese: We got together with the people who knew what the fuck how to survive, right?
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: And she's saying no, and she talked about how her first meal she cooked in the United States was a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, and she felt…
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: you know, I, like many, felt oppressed. I was like, you weren't fucked! What? You're fucking Korean! Why are you oppressed by Thanksgiving in the United States?
• 1:06:44
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: Then she talked trash, because I love this, they always hate the white man, have you noticed that? But then they ride the great white pipe.
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Right. She's got a fucking half-white kid, just like Don Lemon, hates the white man, he's married to a white man, Kamala Harris hates the white man, married to a white man, they can't get enough of the great white pipe, can they?
• 1:07:13
  Brian McFadden: Brock, I hope you're.
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: remember that. Apparently, the white pipe is even better than frickin' colored pipe these days, and I know I used that colored, and I did it on purpose.
• 1:07:23
  Ron Pascoe: To get cancel culture?
• 1:07:27
  Ron Pascoe: Say what you want to say.
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: Look, are you kidding me? Guapo's definitely using his accent.
• 1:07:33
  Brian McFadden: He's dead!
• 1:07:34
  Testecleese: Definitely use it as an accent to get some fucking split tail, and you know it. There's no way.
• 1:07:41
  Brian McFadden: There's no…
• 1:07:42
  Testecleese: There's no way he's not. I bet you one of the ones he's claimed to have been illegal.
• 1:07:48
  Brian McFadden: I need someone to stay tuned!
• 1:07:54
  El Guapo: Shelter!
• 1:07:55
  Brian McFadden: Will you hide me overnight?
• 1:08:01
  Brian McFadden: Ice is outside the bar, we gotta go!
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: Especially in Virginia.
• 1:08:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yes.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: We have a car on Thanksgiving.
• 1:08:12
  El Guapo: Hey, man, thanks.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: I got… I got a good laugh, actually, when I read this thing about the Thanksgiving thing, and I saw the video, and you can play it if you want, there's videos on a bunch of these articles. You should probably play the audio for most of them, more often.
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: But it reminded me of way back in the day when I shared…
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: on November, every day, I said something I was thankful for on Facebook.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: and wrong.
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: Like, on, like, day 20.
• 1:08:42
  Testecleese: comes out, he's like, dude, I just found out that these fucking Americans have a day every, every year. They get together and…
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: See what they're thankful for.
• 1:08:52
  Testecleese: That's awesome! That's amazing! It makes you realize how great your life really is. And this was shit, probably a decade ago, because I've known Ron for a while.
• 1:09:02
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, definitely.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: Don't even know how… Haven't heard much from David in a while, but…
• 1:09:13
  Ron Pascoe: Aw, he's become legless, mate.
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:09:17
  Testecleese: He ju- he seems like an angry, angry man.
• 1:09:21
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, he's got a few issues, like, losing Parrameta.
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: Anyway, where we going?
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: We got the, squad!
• 1:09:30
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what that is.
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: What was that?
• 1:09:34
  Brian McFadden: The squad back, Tennessee 3D state lawmaker.
• 1:09:38
  Brian McFadden: He wins the… Primary, he or she, she, it looks like, Katie Hobbs. Nope, that's not it.
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: No, it's a guy. He was part of a trio of lawmakers in the state, has been referred to as the Tennessee Three, and he won,
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: his primary…
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm a little concerned about Tennessee.
• 1:10:04
  Brian McFadden: You think they're going too far to the other way?
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: Tennessee has traditionally been… a Republican.
• 1:10:12
  Brian McFadden: He's one of the lawmakers that participated in a gun control protests on the State House floor.
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: After the Covenant shooting.
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: Speaking of gun control stuff, did you see this thing?
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: Fuck, somewhere in the Midwest area, maybe it might encounter, cover Michigan.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: A judge just, federal judge, just deemed the NFA unconstitutional.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: Like, 2 days ago?
• 1:10:42
  Brian McFadden: - I didn't see that.
• 1:10:44
  Testecleese: This is a big deal, because the federal government has 7 days to file an appeal, or else it becomes fucking law.
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:10:54
  Testecleese: Now, what if Trump just said, Why bother appealing?
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: Look, just… just let it get thrown out by the court system.
• 1:11:07
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:11:09
  Testecleese: For our foreign friends, the NFA is the National Firearms Act.
• 1:11:15
  Testecleese: It outlaws a whole bunch of, weapons that you're supposed to be allowed to own, or at least have to register to own.
• 1:11:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:23
  Testecleese: This is against the entire Second Amendment, which is unconstitutional, right?
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:11:33
  Testecleese: We know the tax stamp.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: For a suppressor on a firearm got reduced to $0.
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: This is actually what this comes down to.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: And this is something we brought up on this show, Brian, you and I talked about this.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: How do you have a tax stamp for a $0 tax? That means there's no tax.
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:11:54
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. You shouldn't.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, so, how can you require I get a tax stamp for a suppressor, or a short-barreled rifle, or whatever I want to do, if there's no actual…
• 1:12:06
  Testecleese: tax to pay for that stamp. And that is what this judge… and this is something we brought up right away, I was like, if there's no tax, there's no tax stamp. You can't… you can't give a tax stamp for zero tax.
• 1:12:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:17
  Testecleese: That just… that's just a registry at that point.
• 1:12:22
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: And it's, it's… Dear God, Brian, are we from the future?
• 1:12:31
  Brian McFadden: I like to think we are.
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: Then why aren't we a billionaires? Why aren't we billionaires, buddy?
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:12:38
  El Guapo: You procrastinate too much.
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's probably a good reason that it might be all this pot, too.
• 1:12:45
  Brian McFadden: That makes you think more.
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: It's,
• 1:12:48
  El Guapo: It depends on what…
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: He's smoking, honestly.
• 1:12:51
  El Guapo: I wasn't thinking no action.
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, you saved that!
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: But, brian, didn't I recently just dump, like, 4 pounds of silver?
• 1:13:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: an all-time high.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: I take action, I just don't… I… no, I'm just not gonna, like, remortgage my house.
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: to make an investment, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: I can make some money here and there in the markets.
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: just like you and Brian can, but we don't have the capital to put it in the first place, just like I'm sure Ron.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: He knows what's gonna happen, but he can't find $10,000 to put in right now to bring back
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: 15,000, you know?
• 1:13:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:13:41
  Ron Pascoe: Especially now, mate, the market's a bit unpredictable at the moment.
• 1:13:44
  Testecleese: That's not true at all.
• 1:13:46
  El Guapo: You can…
• 1:13:47
  Ron Pascoe: No, that's not.
• 1:13:47
  Testecleese: Predictable, you just need to know more about it.
• 1:13:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, look, I get that. I get that, mate. But at the same time, too, for people coming into the markets and that, it's unpredictable. You're not going to make money.
• 1:13:58
  Ron Pascoe: Not straight away.
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I've been making a ton of money under Trump, honestly.
• 1:14:02
  Ron Pascoe: But you've already got your investments in there, mate, you know what I mean? It's people coming, like, talking about coming into the markets and stuff like that.
• 1:14:08
  Ron Pascoe: That's quite unpredictable for new inventor, isn't it?
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: As soon as Trump announced that tariff on foreign goods, I bought American goods.
• 1:14:16
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%, straight away. And I don't know why the Democrats are blowing up. See how much money you brought into America?
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: The Democrats, man. They sold out years ago, they sold our labor market to China, they sold our frickin'… most of our intellectual rights to China, they invested their money in China, that's what they were expecting. Was it, Thucydides blade?
• 1:14:40
  Testecleese: Is what it is.
• 1:14:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. They were hoping that as the upcoming power, Surpassed the incumbent power.
• 1:14:51
  Testecleese: They're hoping there wouldn't be a war.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: Because there usually is.
• 1:14:58
  Ron Pascoe: Everything happened in Australia, mate.
• 1:15:00
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, we… we got most of our… center most of our manufacturing to Southeast Asia. So do we.
• 1:15:06
  Brian McFadden: We get a lot of stuff from Vietnam now.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: I know, it's stupid, Australia's fucking huge and empty!
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: Build shit! Don't send it off to fucking 15-year-old Vietnamese boys to make.
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: And this is what drives me nuts about the same thing with the United States.
• 1:15:25
  Testecleese: We make it better here than most of the world. Definitely better than fucking Vietnam or China, you know what I mean?
• 1:15:35
  Ron Pascoe: We just bought some naval vessels from bloody Japan. We used to have major shipbuilding here in Australia.
• 1:15:40
  Ron Pascoe: It was here in Newcastle, it was here in bloody South Australia.
• 1:15:44
  Ron Pascoe: Man, it was massive bloody shipbuilding. But it's all gone, yeah?
• 1:15:48
  Ron Pascoe: Steamer doors are going out the window.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a trailer.
• 1:15:56
  Ron Pascoe: They're bringing… I think they're trying to build a big submarine bloody,
• 1:16:01
  Ron Pascoe: building dock over in Western Australia, and that's where they're going to try and base most of our subs and that, in the future.
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: I saw something about this, submarine thing, actually.
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: That's actually… that's probably gonna be a big deal if they start making submarines in Australia.
• 1:16:23
  Brian McFadden: 90s.
• 1:16:23
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that's a ton of money.
• 1:16:26
  Ron Pascoe: On the west coast, it would be.
• 1:16:31
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah, see, I don't know enough about Australia. I mean, I know what East and West is, but I don't know what.
• 1:16:36
  Brian McFadden: I've only been to the West Coast. I've been to Perth.
• 1:16:40
  Testecleese: No, not Perth. There's another one, isn't there?
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: Perth is where the Navy goes to in Australia.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Is that the only one? Yeah. I thought there was a second, okay. Okay, then maybe I've been to Perth, my mistake.
• 1:16:55
  Ron Pascoe: There's got an oil in Sydney.
• 1:16:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but the Navy never goes there. The U.S. Navy doesn't go to Sydney.
• 1:17:02
  Ron Pascoe: I was never kidding.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: Sydney. I would definitely remember being in the fucking capital city, you know what I mean?
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: Especially with the music hall.
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: I just know, and I've…
• 1:17:14
  Testecleese: failed to bring this up on purpose several times, talking to our Australian friends, but from what I understand is the Australian men tend to beat the shit out of their women.
• 1:17:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep, that's why they love when American men show up.
• 1:17:28
  Testecleese: Yes, to the point where they literally would write their fucking names and phone numbers on tennis balls and throw them on the ship.
• 1:17:36
  Ron Pascoe: There are the only girls that we left behind, guys.
• 1:17:39
  Ron Pascoe: But not every guy beats what they're up here.
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: Correct, and this is also next to a military base, where you always get the ghettoest of the ghetto, right?
• 1:17:50
  El Guapo: turn up part.
• 1:17:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, Guapo knows what I'm talking about!
• 1:17:54
  Testecleese: I saw that look, it's like, oh, yeah, don't live right next to base, are you kidding me? Like, don't even shop next to base.
• 1:18:05
  Testecleese: Because it's easy to rob the guys that you know have a steady paycheck, or marry, right?
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: Exactly, or marry. So, exactly, these women would show up with fucking tennis balls with their phone numbers and names written on them, and throw them on the ship, and you're like.
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ! What the fuck's going on?
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: But most of the Australian dudes I've talked to aren't giant douchebags, so I'm curious where this happens, and it has to be just because it's next to base, right?
• 1:18:34
  Ron Pascoe: I look at that throughout the world, everywhere, and so unfortunately it does, you know?
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: No, or maybe that's why you guys got your own private fuckin' island, is you're a bunch of frickin'…
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: criminals that beat the shit out of women, I don't know.
• 1:18:49
  Ron Pascoe: Not even remember, yeah, women, mate. But, yeah, we are a bunch of criminals.
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: What's, what's this New York assembly?
• 1:18:59
  Brian McFadden: This guy was run… he's running for New York Assemblyman, and he said he was claiming poverty, so he put up a GoFundMe.
• 1:19:07
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 1:19:08
  Brian McFadden: For, to collect money for his rent and groceries in the New York area.
• 1:19:14
  Testecleese: That's right, he was asking for help with rent and groceries as he's getting ready to get paid, what,
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: Over $200,000?
• 1:19:22
  Brian McFadden: $142K a year for being a legislature.
• 1:19:27
  Brian McFadden: Democratic Socialist is in Queens.
• 1:19:32
  Brian McFadden: And,
• 1:19:33
  Brian McFadden: he, you know, he'd raised… he sought $2,000 in money to help him get by, and I'm like.
• 1:19:42
  Brian McFadden: If you had money to be Assemblyman, and run for assemblyman, you should have enough money to get by for a couple of more… till you actually become Assemblyman.
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, unless…
• 1:19:54
  Brian McFadden: Running for Congress is not a cheap proposition, whether.
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:19:58
  Brian McFadden: They're locals.
• 1:19:59
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say.
• 1:19:59
  Brian McFadden: And state payroll records show that he earned $106,000 last year as a legislative age.
• 1:20:10
  Testecleese: 6K last year, Can't pay his rent this year.
• 1:20:13
  Brian McFadden: Right, and he lives with his partner…
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 1:20:16
  Brian McFadden: And an apartment that rents for $2,600 a month.
• 1:20:20
  Testecleese: partner!
• 1:20:21
  Brian McFadden: Partner.
• 1:20:24
  Brian McFadden: The article says, partner.
• 1:20:26
  Testecleese: Now, does that mean that he's a homosexual man, or does this mean that he has a…
• 1:20:32
  Testecleese: God knows what trends something non-binary, two-spirited.
• 1:20:37
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:20:38
  Testecleese: They, them.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: partner.
• 1:20:43
  Testecleese: And I only bring that up because of Tyler Robinson, who's on trial right now for
• 1:20:48
  Testecleese: Killing Charlie Kirk, who was dating some furry… Two-spirited trans person, right?
• 1:20:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: Hey, ED, any, NEU3… No Andrew Wilson?
• 1:21:07
  Ron Pascoe: Yes,
• 1:21:09
  Brian McFadden: President, right?
• 1:21:09
  El Guapo: podcast.
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: No, not Woodrow Wilson, Andrew Wilson, you piece of shit.
• 1:21:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Ron Pascoe: He does autos, and he does,
• 1:21:19
  El Guapo: What's a, what?
• 1:21:23
  Testecleese: You know what I'm saying? And Brian's like, yeah, he used to be president.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: Isn't that… isn't that the… The flute that Cardi B played was Woodrow Wilson's flute.
• 1:21:34
  El Guapo: Yay!
• 1:21:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:21:35
  El Guapo: The first of all…
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: That had never been played by anyone, ever.
• 1:21:40
  Brian McFadden: He played it at Inauguration.
• 1:21:43
  El Guapo: I thought it was Jefferson.
• 1:21:47
  El Guapo: Sweet.
• 1:21:47
  Ron Pascoe: Morgan a few bit.
• 1:21:50
  Testecleese: But, anyway, Andrew Wilson is, offering a debate with Candace Owens concerning the Charlie Kirk stuff.
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: And he's suggesting that, Michael Knowles be the moderator.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: And he's offering to pay her a half a million dollars to do it.
• 1:22:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:22:14
  Ron Pascoe: It'll rip her apart.
• 1:22:15
  El Guapo: technically, but…
• 1:22:16
  Testecleese: Oh, oh my god, he'll rip her apart so fast!
• 1:22:20
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Testecleese: And it's… it would be embarrassing, but I want to see it so bad.
• 1:22:25
  El Guapo: Are you met his… are you seeing his wife?
• 1:22:28
  Testecleese: I've seen his wife.
• 1:22:29
  El Guapo: Rachel? Oh, she would fuckin' tear her up.
• 1:22:32
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: Oh, Rachel's a monster!
• 1:22:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Ron Pascoe: Bit like throwing Christians to the lines, mate.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: See, this is the problem, Brian, is you don't follow any of this friggin' alt culture shit.
• 1:22:45
  Brian McFadden: No, that's your… it's your game.
• 1:22:49
  Testecleese: I guess it is! And Guapo, I'm sorry you missed it, but we… we talked about when Carville said that he's gonna leave the party of Hassan.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: Days.
• 1:22:59
  El Guapo: I knew about him, yeah, I knew about him.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes, but I was like, boy!
• 1:23:02
  El Guapo: This works!
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: Why bringing up Hassan Piker so much!
• 1:23:07
  El Guapo: The Raging Cajun leaving the party?
• 1:23:10
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Well, it ain't his party.
• 1:23:12
  Testecleese: God ever.
• 1:23:13
  Brian McFadden: I've already left him.
• 1:23:15
  Testecleese: Oh, I didn't leave the left, the left left me, huh?
• 1:23:20
  Ron Pascoe: Bill Maher turned around and said his vote's in play now, because of what's going on with the Socialists and the Democrats?
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: Quick… quick transition, I'm gonna pee as soon as I start this topic, because I know you guys are gonna have a good time laughing at this.
• 1:23:39
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:23:41
  Testecleese: Momdani is looking to charge 30% less for certain key grocery items, right? At his government grocery stores.
• 1:23:51
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: And he was asked specifically, how are you going to stop people from
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: who run the bodega down the street from running and buying up all of your cheap chicken, right? And selling at their store for more than you, but less than everyone else.
• 1:24:06
  Brian McFadden: How? How is he gonna do it?
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: How would you possibly… and here's the fun thing, Brian, is the answer that you want to come up with is not the right answer.
• 1:24:15
  Brian McFadden: He's not asking for ID?
• 1:24:17
  Testecleese: No, he is asking for ID, but ID… okay, you… you're a fucking resident, you can buy it. How does that say how…
• 1:24:26
  Testecleese: How do I stop you from buying all of the chickens, Brian?
• 1:24:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's probably gonna ration it.
• 1:24:32
  Testecleese: Rations!
• 1:24:37
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like the USSR all over again.
• 1:24:46
  Brian McFadden: What does people think about that?
• 1:24:50
  Ron Pascoe: 100%.
• 1:24:53
  Brian McFadden: 100% rationing?
• 1:24:56
  Ron Pascoe: No, time since, like, the Russian are all over again.
• 1:24:59
  Ron Pascoe: the LCCP.
• 1:25:03
  Ron Pascoe: And this thing…
• 1:25:04
  Brian McFadden: waffle.
• 1:25:06
  Ron Pascoe: The thing about it, people don't understand, right?
• 1:25:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Ron Pascoe: They tried, like, the Democrats have blown up about ID for election security.
• 1:25:17
  Ron Pascoe: So now you need ID to get into Obama's library.
• 1:25:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:25:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:25:22
  Ron Pascoe: You know, Superman.
• 1:25:23
  Brian McFadden: I need an ID to vote, but you gotta have it to get into Obama's library, you gotta have a vote to get into the city-run stores.
• 1:25:30
  Testecleese: Wanna buy a turkey!
• 1:25:33
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: You didn't I need to buy a turkey in New York, but not to vote!
• 1:25:40
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:25:44
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, like I said, it has to be rationed at that point, doesn't it?
• 1:25:48
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:25:50
  Ron Pascoe: And…
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: No, this reminds me of Bernie Sanders, oh yeah, people lining up for in a bread line, in a food line. That's not a bad thing, it's a good thing. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? People lining up for food rations is a good thing?
• 1:26:04
  Brian McFadden: Me and Bernie with his four mansions around the country.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: Well, that's why he doesn't hate billionaire… doesn't hate millionaires anymore, he only hates billionaires.
• 1:26:14
  Testecleese: Because he became a millionaire.
• 1:26:16
  Ron Pascoe: They were actually out of the sugar and the flour. Pure communism then, boys.
• 1:26:24
  Testecleese: See, the problem with communism… Is you eventually run out of other people's money.
• 1:26:34
  Brian McFadden: That's kind of what's happening with Social Security right now.
• 1:26:37
  Testecleese: Yeah! Exactly! The little bit of socialism we have in our country.
• 1:26:43
  Testecleese: Is an issue, because we're not reproducing fast enough.
• 1:26:47
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: Because we said, fuck it, why should I pay for kids?
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: Look, I only made 2 kids. I just replaced myself and my wife. I didn't make an extra person.
• 1:27:02
  Brian McFadden: You failed.
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: At least I didn't decrease the population, Brian.
• 1:27:08
  Brian McFadden: I didn't either.
• 1:27:12
  Testecleese: Okay, you got a bunch of, who knows? You might have…
• 1:27:16
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:27:17
  Testecleese: out there.
• 1:27:18
  Brian McFadden: I'm…
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: Just to let you know that Ty Hooker did not get pregnant.
• 1:27:23
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 1:27:23
  Brian McFadden: Maybe the one in the Philippines.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: Maybe, but that one in Thailand?
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: That was a dude.
• 1:27:33
  Brian McFadden: Ladyboys weren'.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: Where's that go?
• 1:27:35
  Brian McFadden: Where when I was in the Navy.
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: Lady boys weren't a big thing when I was in the Navy. I was in the Navy in the 90s.
• 1:27:44
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, Schumer came up with some idea for,
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: I deal with, like, grocery prices and everything, I guess.
• 1:28:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:03
  Testecleese: fancy name.
• 1:28:05
  Brian McFadden: She did, because it can't be a possible law in the United States Congress if you don't put a fancy name that has nothing to do with what the actual bill's about.
• 1:28:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's some relief act for, like, agriculture and farming or whatever, but it actually makes it more difficult for the people making the goods. But he's basically saying you're not allowed to process… as a company, not as a plant, not as a way where the work is done, but you, Brian.
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: Are not allowed to process beef, and pork.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: For good skin.
• 1:28:40
  Brian McFadden: Time.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: He's like, yeah, but I have… I have different factories set up, or it doesn't matter.
• 1:28:46
  Testecleese: You can't have… and I was like, what the… and I read this 5 times, and there's no way this says this. There's no way that says I'm not allowed to have, like, pigs…
• 1:28:56
  Testecleese: Chickens and cows.
• 1:28:59
  Testecleese: That I make food out of, you know what I mean?
• 1:29:04
  Testecleese: And that sounds like what this law says.
• 1:29:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, Brian's trying to find it, isn't he? What do you think, Guapo? Like…
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: These dudes, I mean, still worried about, like, oh, you're allergic to this, you're allergic to that, and they're worried about, like, stuff cross-contaminated. It was like, if it's in a different freaking facility…
• 1:29:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It shouldn't matter.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, it shouldn't matter, but they don't want the same name on it, because they're too worried that
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: Your average consumer is so FUCKING STUPID!
• 1:29:38
  Testecleese: That they'll buy a brand expecting chicken and get pork, or something else, you know what I mean?
• 1:29:44
  Brian McFadden: You can already do that with hot dogs.
• 1:29:49
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:29:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it would make that illegal.
• 1:29:53
  El Guapo: Jeff, the thing, Jimmy is… People are stupid.
• 1:29:57
  El Guapo: People are dumb.
• 1:29:59
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:30:03
  El Guapo: I was talking, you know, when,
• 1:30:06
  Testecleese: What makes me sad is that's probably the final answer.
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: These people are stupid.
• 1:30:13
  El Guapo: So, nothing…
• 1:30:13
  Testecleese: I can do, I just have to accept this.
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: I was at Walmart.
• 1:30:18
  El Guapo: When Joe Biden was in office, and the price was going up.
• 1:30:21
  El Guapo: And I look at the meat.
• 1:30:24
  El Guapo: And I'm next to this lady, she's like, why are we just so expensive?
• 1:30:28
  El Guapo: I literally told her, Because inflation.
• 1:30:32
  Brian McFadden: inflation.
• 1:30:34
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, she didn't say that. She's like, well, I know, but why so, so Spencer?
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: I just told you!
• 1:30:42
  El Guapo: I just told you… You know?
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:30:46
  El Guapo: the… the… too many… too many dollars chases few goods, instead of few goods chases, a lot of goods chasing, I mean, yup, few dollars chases so many goods.
• 1:30:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that.
• 1:31:01
  El Guapo: But anyways, yeah, I just…
• 1:31:03
  El Guapo: You could tell people their answer, and they'll still not believe you, like, okay… Right.
• 1:31:08
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, you can put the answer in front of their face, and they're still gonna say no.
• 1:31:16
  El Guapo: No, that's not it.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: Well, how am I supposed to coexist with these people?
• 1:31:23
  El Guapo: That's why we need…
• 1:31:25
  El Guapo: That's why we don't need to… I hate that fucking thing, like, everybody should vote! No! No, everybody should vote.
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: Oh, God, no! Oh, God, no! Fewer people should vote, and it should be more difficult to vote! Are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:31:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:40
  Testecleese: Honestly, Guapo, I hate to say, but maybe you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
• 1:31:46
  Testecleese: And I know that sounds like a mean thing to say, but what, you're a first-generation American?
• 1:31:54
  El Guapo: Well, let's…
• 1:31:55
  Testecleese: Maybe, I don't know.
• 1:31:57
  El Guapo: Let's not even say, like, look, even the people that have been here for a while, it's fucking dumb as a rock boating, too.
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: Correct, correct, correct. I agree with 100%. I'm just saying that you are more likely to vote to send money back to wherever it is you came from, and I know you're El Salvadorian, and that wouldn't happen because you are very, very happy to have been an American.
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: Even as much… you served in the fucking service.
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: Even as well as El Salvador is doing today. But I'm saying, like, you got your fucking crazy Nicaraguan… whatever.
• 1:32:31
  El Guapo: Anyways, you know what a Trump need to do if you're gonna send money overseas? Tax that shit, too.
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: God, the tax money you send as a country, though.
• 1:32:44
  El Guapo: No, no, like, if I'm gonna transfer money, like,
• 1:32:47
  Testecleese: Oh, if you're gonna send money to your family in El Salvador.
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: The government… the federal government should get a cut.
• 1:32:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:32:54
  Testecleese: Yes, 100%. Oh, yes. I don't understand why that's not already a thing.
• 1:33:01
  El Guapo: Because people work at that table, and they're like, they don't pay taxes, they just send money, you know. Okay, cool, we're gonna tax that, 10%, you know?
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:33:15
  El Guapo: Because that's what Korea does, sending people overseas.
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: And that money they send back, they, like, used for maintaining the infrastructure in Korea… North Korea.
• 1:33:29
  Ron Pascoe: I mean, Australia, mate, we've got a lot of Indians doing that. We've got a massive Indian population now.
• 1:33:35
  El Guapo: Oh, India sending money back to India?
• 1:33:37
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, it's incredible.
• 1:33:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, we got a lot of Indians here, too. We got a lot of Indians in here, they're everywhere.
• 1:33:45
  El Guapo: Did the second most pop, the second… White… White… European white, the,
• 1:33:53
  El Guapo: the minority in the world. Right now, I think Chinese and India are the most populated people, the most people on the planet.
• 1:34:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, India's out-populated China.
• 1:34:03
  El Guapo: It's the choice.
• 1:34:04
  Ron Pascoe: One is one-child policy.
• 1:34:07
  Testecleese: That… that was decades ago, dude.
• 1:34:11
  Brian McFadden: Fill miserably.
• 1:34:14
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, and that's what Needy is…
• 1:34:16
  El Guapo: They discovered, like, what's a micro, they discovered capitalism, in a, in a micro level.
• 1:34:24
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, the thing is, what I'm saying is, like you're talking about, mate, like, in here, there's a lot of Indians coming out here now, and they're sending so much money back. We had it on our news the other night. They're sending so much money back to India, it's unbelievable.
• 1:34:39
  Testecleese: It's funny, I was down in town recently, and I was talking to a, tourist.
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: coming out to West Virginia, because, you know, it's a beautiful time of the year for foliage, etc. Not the leaf changing, but just how much there is, right?
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: And I said… I don't remember… I don't remember the conversation they had, but I said something about the Indians.
• 1:35:06
  Testecleese: And this woman, and by the way, he's in New York City, yeah, I don't know if it's New York City, New York license plate.
• 1:35:14
  Testecleese: Jesus, you know you're not allowed to call them Indians anymore.
• 1:35:18
  El Guapo: There's who?
• 1:35:20
  El Guapo: No, I was like…
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: No, I was like, okay, first of all, according to whom, and…
• 1:35:25
  Testecleese: What should I refer to them as?
• 1:35:27
  Brian McFadden: Indigenous people.
• 1:35:29
  Testecleese: I'm trying to be cool, and no, she actually said, indigenous peoples. And I was like, yeah, but I'm not talking about Indigenous peoples, I'm talking about Indians.
• 1:35:39
  El Guapo: From India.
• 1:35:39
  Testecleese: And she got more offended, right?
• 1:35:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:43
  Testecleese: And finally, I was like, ma'am, I'm gonna say something super offensive to make sure you get my point. She goes, okay. I was like, DOT! NOT FETHER!
• 1:35:56
  Brian McFadden: And did she get it in?
• 1:36:01
  Brian McFadden: Dot, not feather.
• 1:36:06
  Testecleese: We have…
• 1:36:07
  El Guapo: You ever watched the…
• 1:36:08
  Testecleese: She was so offended for other people, she didn't even know what she was talking about!
• 1:36:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:36:13
  Testecleese: It made me want to punch her in the mouth, you know what I mean?
• 1:36:17
  El Guapo: You ever watch the movie, The Life of Pi?
• 1:36:20
  Testecleese: Oh my god, the Monty Python movie?
• 1:36:23
  El Guapo: No, no, the life of Pi.
• 1:36:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, wasn't that a Monty Python movie?
• 1:36:27
  El Guapo: No, no, this is, like, a couple years ago.
• 1:36:30
  El Guapo: So, it's an Indian family that owns a zoo.
• 1:36:33
  El Guapo: Okay?
• 1:36:34
  El Guapo: So the closest zoo in India, they wanted to move to Canada.
• 1:36:38
  El Guapo: The father is like, yeah, we're gonna be like Christopher Columbia and go to America. The son's like, duh, Christopher Columbia Columbia was trying to go to India.
• 1:36:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, exactly! He was trying to go to India. That's why they called him Indians for so long!
• 1:37:01
  Testecleese: Let's how much bigger the planet was than they thought it was, huh?
• 1:37:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, I think it miscalculator. Miscalculated.
• 1:37:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, is abacus.
• 1:37:13
  El Guapo: No, because the shape of the earth is more like an egg.
• 1:37:19
  El Guapo: You know, all the centrifugal force and shit like that?
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:37:24
  El Guapo: Instead of the top of the hemisphere, instead of, like, the bottom of the fucking, equator, you know?
• 1:37:32
  El Guapo: So that's why it's like, hey, show that they want to respect it, like.
• 1:37:35
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, dude, give me all the bullshit argument like that that you want. He was off by, like, half the planet.
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: Okay? So…
• 1:37:49
  El Guapo: Well, even before Crystal… what's the name of that fucking,
• 1:37:52
  Testecleese: gelin'.
• 1:37:53
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 1:37:55
  Testecleese: Magellan, or are you talking about,
• 1:37:57
  El Guapo: No, it's a good thing to discover the circumference of the area.
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I wanna say aristocracies, but…
• 1:38:04
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:38:08
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. He was the one who said the Earth was round.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: And I came up with the first prediction of how big the planet was based upon the, Earth's, shadow on the moon.
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:38:24
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:38:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're looking it up, aren't ya?
• 1:38:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, I'm glad, because I'd like to hear the name,
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: I almost wanna say Play-Doh, but Play-Doh is the one who…
• 1:38:37
  El Guapo: It's a more, the philosophy.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:38:42
  Testecleese: Then there's the Polish guy about the Earth being around again.
• 1:38:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, like you said, it was an ancient Greek guy who first said the Earth is probably round, and it's probably about this big a round.
• 1:38:57
  El Guapo: Aristotes was the first Greek scholar who first calculated the surface of the earth around.
• 1:39:02
  Testecleese: Is that what I said? It was Aristophanes?
• 1:39:04
  El Guapo: Sarah, you're right.
• 1:39:06
  Testecleese: Oh my god, look!
• 1:39:10
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, I'm a fucking genius, aren't you?
• 1:39:14
  Brian McFadden: Useless information that you know.
• 1:39:16
  El Guapo: We use trigonometry, basically the best for the angles of the shadow to different locations.
• 1:39:21
  El Guapo: So he can get a proper greeting and stuff.
• 1:39:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, the shadow is here at this time of day, the shadow is here at this time of day, versus that tree and that tree.
• 1:39:32
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise, the freaking effort that went into those calculations, huh?
• 1:39:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, he, he, yeah, he, yeah.
• 1:39:43
  Testecleese: You know what's crazy?
• 1:39:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, he mentioned.
• 1:39:45
  Testecleese: You and I could recreate these same experiences, experiments today.
• 1:39:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, this is the thing, he made this calculation back in Alexandria, in, somewhere, another one in Egypt.
• 1:39:58
  El Guapo: So it's closer to the equator versus where Christopher Columbus was. I bet you he never fucking reached Africa. Well, he was a navigator.
• 1:40:05
  El Guapo: But I think he took the measurements from… most likely before Italy or Spain.
• 1:40:10
  El Guapo: And that's why he was a little bit off with his calculation.
• 1:40:16
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:40:18
  Testecleese: I just think I… it's…
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: And that's exactly the argument you need when it comes to some flat earther, and here's the problem I have, Guapo!
• 1:40:28
  El Guapo: Whoa.
• 1:40:29
  Testecleese: is flat earthers will come up to the table with all of their frickin' science…
• 1:40:35
  Testecleese: All of their data, right? Because they are certain they are right.
• 1:40:40
  El Guapo: Right?
• 1:40:42
  Testecleese: Here's my information, boom, I'm right, I can disprove your argument, you know, they tend to lose, unless they're really, really good against an idiot.
• 1:40:52
  Testecleese: The Democrats, though…
• 1:40:55
  Testecleese: You invite them to come and say, hey, why don't you explain your argument? And they're like, oh, no, no, I'm all set.
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: Because they know, as soon as they're asked, well, how's that gonna work?
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: That they have no answer.
• 1:41:08
  Testecleese: At least the Flat Earther believes it.
• 1:41:11
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, he thinks he has an argument.
• 1:41:15
  El Guapo: You push an agenda.
• 1:41:17
  El Guapo: And when you correct him, you're right, now you're racist.
• 1:41:21
  El Guapo: That's how you know you won.
• 1:41:24
  Testecleese: Oh, that's the problem, dude, as soon as I hear racist or Nazi, I was like, I just won this argument.
• 1:41:30
  El Guapo: Oh, Raystrader?
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: whoa, I'm…
• 1:41:35
  El Guapo: I'm the one to get that.
• 1:41:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes, you will, but I recently got back my, ancestry DNA thing, whatever…
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: One of these things, I don't know, but… my father made sure I did it before he died, which I didn't want to do, but…
• 1:41:52
  Testecleese: Whatever, so I obviously looked at it once I got it.
• 1:41:57
  Testecleese: Dude, I am way whiter than I thought.
• 1:42:00
  El Guapo: You're like, Pocahontas White?
• 1:42:03
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: What does that mean? Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no.
• 1:42:09
  Testecleese: I'm not that white.
• 1:42:11
  Brian McFadden: It took him a second to remember who Pogo is.
• 1:42:16
  El Guapo: Like, who's that?
• 1:42:19
  Testecleese: No, not that white, but I'm, like, Irish.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: I am all over the entire friggin' island of,
• 1:42:29
  El Guapo: Europe, I mean, Dad.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: Ron, Ron, help me here.
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: Is that the… is that the entire island? What…
• 1:42:37
  Ron Pascoe: Now, I know the United Kingdom, yes, Wales, England, Scotland.
• 1:42:42
  Ron Pascoe: Northern Ireland.
• 1:42:44
  Testecleese: Is that the whole island, or not?
• 1:42:46
  Ron Pascoe: You've got oil and… That's British oils, then you've got…
• 1:42:51
  Ron Pascoe: then Northern Ireland's separate to Northern Ireland, which is Northern Ireland as part of the United Kingdom.
• 1:42:58
  Testecleese: What the fuck?
• 1:43:00
  El Guapo: I saw you just pictured before, dude.
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: Why do they make this so… I know, but why do they make it so difficult to understand?
• 1:43:08
  El Guapo: It's like…
• 1:43:08
  Ron Pascoe: So she's come from Ireland.
• 1:43:10
  Testecleese: Kingdom!
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: And then, and then…
• 1:43:13
  Ron Pascoe: You've got wild.
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: Commonwealth! Dear fucking God! And they all have a king!
• 1:43:19
  El Guapo: It's, okay, it's coming well is another word, another way to say empire, you know?
• 1:43:26
  Testecleese: Because they don't want to use the word empire.
• 1:43:29
  El Guapo: I know, that's why they used to come in.
• 1:43:30
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, who's gonna be?
• 1:43:33
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we've got the Commonwealth Games, it's like the Olympics, but it's only with the Commonwealth countries.
• 1:43:38
  Ron Pascoe: Well, it's just held in Glasgow. They just finished in Glasgow, a week ago.
• 1:43:43
  Ron Pascoe: But it used to be called the Empire Games, years and years ago.
• 1:43:47
  Ron Pascoe: Don't change the same to the Commonwealth Games.
• 1:43:50
  Ron Pascoe: But it's played… they run that every two years after the Olympics.
• 1:43:57
  Ron Pascoe: So we've got countries like Canada, India, Australia.
• 1:44:02
  Ron Pascoe: New Zealand, and a lot of other countries throughout the world, they're in there.
• 1:44:09
  Ron Pascoe: Jermicah's part of the co-op?
• 1:44:11
  Testecleese: What kind of stupid games do you guys play? Do you do, like, caber toss?
• 1:44:17
  Ron Pascoe: No, it's the same thing as the Olympics. Everything that happens in the Olympics, we do in the Commonwealth Games.
• 1:44:23
  Testecleese: Oh, so that's just to find a candidate to be the next, competitor, then?
• 1:44:29
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, it's… no, it's your nation. It's all the nations in the Commonwealth.
• 1:44:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the winner of that might get… see, this is what drives me fucking… no, this is what pisses me off.
• 1:44:42
  Testecleese: How many fucking independent nations are there in the Commonwealth?
• 1:44:47
  Testecleese: Does it…
• 1:44:48
  Ron Pascoe: Well, everyone.
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: Do you even know?
• 1:44:50
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, oh, I couldn't take a well guess, but every country's independent.
• 1:44:53
  Brian McFadden: They don't know.
• 1:44:54
  Testecleese: No! That's my problem!
• 1:44:56
  El Guapo: Okay, okay.
• 1:44:57
  Testecleese: They all have a fucking king, but they're independent!
• 1:45:00
  Ron Pascoe: No, this is weird.
• 1:45:01
  El Guapo: Sovereign. How many of them are sovereign?
• 1:45:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we're all sovereign.
• 1:45:06
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:45:07
  Brian McFadden: The king goes to war.
• 1:45:08
  Testecleese: With a king who can dissolve your parliament.
• 1:45:13
  Ron Pascoe: No, the king can't do that, the king can't at all.
• 1:45:15
  Testecleese: I did it in Canada, like, 15 years ago!
• 1:45:20
  Ron Pascoe: What happens is, it's got to go through both.
• 1:45:22
  Ron Pascoe: like, your upper… we call our upper and lower house. It's like you call your Senate and your Congress.
• 1:45:29
  Ron Pascoe: When it gets approved, then it goes to the Governor-General, who's the King's representative, or the Queen's representative in the country.
• 1:45:36
  Ron Pascoe: gets AK by then, then it goes to the king, or the queen, to sign it off officially.
• 1:45:45
  Testecleese: Tell you.
• 1:45:46
  El Guapo: I guess the…
• 1:45:48
  Testecleese: You gotta, you guys gotta drop this monarchy. It's… it's… especially with your new Muslim king.
• 1:45:56
  Ron Pascoe: So, Westminster system.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: Gotta throw it out!
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: You guys gotta… you guys gotta frickin'… revolt.
• 1:46:07
  Testecleese: I don't know what else to tell you.
• 1:46:09
  Ron Pascoe: What's happening on the wide side,
• 1:46:12
  Ron Pascoe: We've got a political party come through called One Nation, and it's picking up so much momentum, the lady…
• 1:46:20
  Testecleese: Isn't that a… isn't that a, robinson thing?
• 1:46:27
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, no, no. The lady's done it, her name's Pauline Hansen. All she's…
• 1:46:31
  Ron Pascoe: Like, she's straightforward, she's down the line, she's… She's like,
• 1:46:36
  Ron Pascoe: It'd be Australia's version of MAGA, make Australia greater grain.
• 1:46:41
  Testecleese: Why not was Australia great?
• 1:46:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm not driving.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm not talking trash. This is the same argument that was brought up against MAGA. I'm asking, when was Australia great? What does Australia do that is great? And I'm not talking trash, I'm asking a legitimate question.
• 1:46:59
  Ron Pascoe: Like, where do you want to start?
• 1:47:01
  Testecleese: Coal mining is a great start, honestly.
• 1:47:06
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, we've fed the world for a while there.
• 1:47:10
  Ron Pascoe: When there was famine going on and that. We'll produce some wheat, fruits, and all that because of our, great weather.
• 1:47:18
  Ron Pascoe: We'll send…
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: Say…
• 1:47:20
  Ron Pascoe: It's great weather.
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: Your weather sucks. What fruits do you guys actually… what fruits do you guys actually produce for the world?
• 1:47:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, weather doesn't suck, mate. I'm in the middle of winter here now. Oh, it's blue sky outside.
• 1:47:33
  Ron Pascoe: It's where I live, mate. And we'll…
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: Yes, and it's 115 in the summer, Fahrenheit!
• 1:47:40
  Ron Pascoe: No, you get great weather, but no, we've got every fruit, tropical fruit. See, we can produce every month in the year.
• 1:47:48
  Testecleese: Get enough rain to be tropical?
• 1:47:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, certain areas, we've got rainy belt areas, And that.
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: What fruits are you guys producing?
• 1:47:58
  Ron Pascoe: Everything, whatever fruit you can think of.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: Bananas?
• 1:48:02
  Ron Pascoe: My God.
• 1:48:03
  El Guapo: deleted for diarrhea.
• 1:48:04
  Ron Pascoe: Sure.
• 1:48:05
  Testecleese: I'm curious. He said tropical, so I'm going for stuff that needs moisture.
• 1:48:10
  Testecleese: Bananas, avocados, fucking mangoes.
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: This is what comes… Tropical environments and fruit.
• 1:48:18
  Ron Pascoe: It's in the tropics.
• 1:48:21
  Ron Pascoe: The northern part of Australia is in the properties.
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: So, Australia makes nothing.
• 1:48:30
  Ron Pascoe: I like everything.
• 1:48:31
  Testecleese: No, they make fruit that no one wants to eat.
• 1:48:34
  Brian McFadden: Do we?
• 1:48:35
  Ron Pascoe: They do want to lose, right?
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: Kiwi! Kiwi, there you go! New Zealand! They're called Kiwis! They have to make the kiwi! Everyone loves the Kiwi!
• 1:48:48
  Brian McFadden: I love.
• 1:48:48
  Ron Pascoe: What's your point?
• 1:48:51
  Ron Pascoe: This is wide down to see you, mate. We make good food here. We got some of the best food in the world.
• 1:48:56
  Testecleese: I…
• 1:48:58
  Ron Pascoe: It's unbelievable. We make our own steel, mate. We make everything, but we got rid of it. A lot of our fucking… sorry, I thread… a lot of our, politicians sold us off, mate, in Southeast Asia. We're making our own cars here.
• 1:49:12
  Ron Pascoe: We used to make TVs here. We don't make TVs here anymore.
• 1:49:17
  Ron Pascoe: Our car industry's just about falling apart.
• 1:49:20
  Testecleese: What I'm asking is, what is Australia doing to contribute to the global economy? And I heard fruit, but you couldn't name a single fruit.
• 1:49:29
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, I told you, whatever you want. We make it all here, we grow it all here.
• 1:49:35
  Ron Pascoe: Dingbat! Dingbat?
• 1:49:40
  Ron Pascoe: Most… see, most of our manufacturing.
• 1:49:43
  El Guapo: It feels like half.
• 1:49:45
  El Guapo: Half of the Australia northern part, belongs in the Tropic of Capricorn.
• 1:49:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. So then, and then the Tropic Belt.
• 1:49:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we make… we're right up the East Coast.
• 1:49:58
  Ron Pascoe: That's just right.
• 1:50:00
  Testecleese: Like I said, I know… I understand Australia makes coal, and that makes power happen.
• 1:50:07
  Testecleese: You're right. And I understand you get fruit.
• 1:50:10
  Testecleese: So mining is where Australia makes money, then. Mining.
• 1:50:15
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, yeah, it does, but it started out with the sheep. Like, our sheep industry was massive when we first started, becoming a country.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: I will say that's only because, Scotland was so small.
• 1:50:28
  Ron Pascoe: Scotland.
• 1:50:28
  Testecleese: would have dominated that trade very quickly, wouldn't they?
• 1:50:33
  Ron Pascoe: Well, fun fact here, mate, there's more sheep in Australia than what there are people.
• 1:50:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, so what, there's more fucking cows in the United States than people.
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: And guns. And horses.
• 1:50:44
  Ron Pascoe: It's like a…
• 1:50:44
  Testecleese: So what?
• 1:50:45
  Ron Pascoe: the Middle East is.
• 1:50:48
  Testecleese: If people understand that, there are more horses in the United States than people.
• 1:50:53
  Ron Pascoe: We treat… we sell camels to Saudi Arabia and that. That's how many we've got.
• 1:50:58
  El Guapo: Talk to you guys later.
• 1:50:59
  Ron Pascoe: Right, buddy.
• 1:51:00
  Brian McFadden: Alright, okay.
• 1:51:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: Thanks for coming by.
• 1:51:04
  Testecleese: Why are you selling camels to Saudi? They can't breed their own?
• 1:51:10
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, we have got a massive population. Massive population of camels.
• 1:51:16
  Ron Pascoe: Shaking, shaking his… We, we sell sheep to Indonesia.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: You know what's funny with Indonesia?
• 1:51:26
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, mum?
• 1:51:27
  Testecleese: You… what's a fun, interesting fact about Indonesia…
• 1:51:32
  Testecleese: You know they have a giant glacier?
• 1:51:38
  Testecleese: Like, Ice Age… no, Ice Age Glacier.
• 1:51:42
  Testecleese: In Indonesia. Brian's looking this up right now, I can see him. He's like, there's no fucking way.
• 1:51:49
  Testecleese: And he's gonna find this. And he's like, climate change is bullshit, as soon as he fucking sees that there's actually a glacier.
• 1:51:58
  Testecleese: Not an iceberg, a glacier in Indonesia, which is a tropical area, isn't it?
• 1:52:06
  Brian McFadden: Yes, Indonesia has…
• 1:52:07
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 1:52:08
  Brian McFadden: although they're extremely unusual due to… because Indonesia's a tropical country.
• 1:52:14
  Brian McFadden: They're in the mud.
• 1:52:15
  Testecleese: Boom!
• 1:52:16
  Brian McFadden: And it's 16,000 feet.
• 1:52:19
  Brian McFadden: Or 488.4 meters.
• 1:52:25
  Testecleese: Boom!
• 1:52:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, see? I love it. As soon as I said it, I knew Brian was gonna look it up. He's like, there's no fucking way there are glaciers in Indonesia.
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: He's, oh, son of a bitch, there are!
• 1:52:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, you are a fountain of useless information.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: I've been known that forever, actually. Oh, he's got stupid, useless facts. No, but this tells you, like, oh, the entire world is melting. This glacier's in a tropical region!
• 1:53:02
  Testecleese: Come on!
• 1:53:04
  Testecleese: Oh, the polar bears are dying. When I was told by Al Gore that the polar bears are dying, there were less than 3,000 polar.
• 1:53:12
  Brian McFadden: That was a Super Bowl ad!
• 1:53:14
  Brian McFadden: Coca-Cola made it!
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know what? Now, oh my god, there are barely more than 40,000 polar bears on the planet.
• 1:53:26
  Brian McFadden: What happened to them all?
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: What do you mean, what, 3,000 to 40,000?
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: This is the shit they're selling you, and it's getting you to fucking spend your money and do stupid shit.
• 1:53:44
  Testecleese: Did you believe the fucking world is changing so quickly? There's a fucking… there are glaciers in a tropical region of the United States. It's not happening that quickly, okay? How's that? Is that at least a good enough argument that's not happening as quickly as you think?
• 1:54:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:54:04
  Testecleese: I want everyone to know this! I really do, I want everyone to know there are fucking glaciers!
• 1:54:12
  Testecleese: within the tropical belt of the United States.
• 1:54:16
  Testecleese: Obviously, not the United States, the world.
• 1:54:18
  Testecleese: But, but yeah, I mean, Australia, once again.
• 1:54:22
  Testecleese: Okay, so what? You make coal? You probably do pretty good with silver mining, honestly.
• 1:54:29
  Ron Pascoe: Probably pick it up, not pulling the gram.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: And you sell camels.
• 1:54:37
  Ron Pascoe: Beat, camels, cows, beef… You name it, we sell it.
• 1:54:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you guys don't have to get…
• 1:54:47
  Testecleese: passed through a USDA to sell me beef.
• 1:54:52
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, we did that for a while.
• 1:54:54
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa, that's stu.
• 1:54:55
  Testecleese: Cupid, isn't it?
• 1:54:55
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, 20, 25 years ago?
• 1:54:58
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:55:01
  Ron Pascoe: But not now.
• 1:55:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, it makes it difficult to get your hands on it these days because of that, but…
• 1:55:10
  Ron Pascoe: Pleasure.
• 1:55:11
  Testecleese: I'll go to the actual… the guy who slaughters the cow and… Butchers it.
• 1:55:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I just bought… I just bought a third of a pig.
• 1:55:22
  Brian McFadden: Recently, so…
• 1:55:24
  Testecleese: There we go.
• 1:55:27
  Testecleese: And, exactly. USDA put so many ridiculous restrictions on food.
• 1:55:35
  Testecleese: It's gotta be this, this, and this. But then… but then you can go to fucking Burger King!
• 1:55:43
  Testecleese: That meets standards, and don't get me wrong, I love Burger King. I had half a Burger King burger today.
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: But I'm telling you that happened.
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: A cow slaughtered yesterday and turned into food for me today is way healthier than the garbage I'm getting at BK, you know what I mean?
• 1:56:06
  Testecleese: Alright, well, back on… back on track here.
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: Okay, so apparently, this…
• 1:56:15
  Testecleese: I kinda saw this coming, but… I didn't think Kamala would come out and say it out loud, but now she's,
• 1:56:22
  Brian McFadden: She's dumb enough to say stuff out loud.
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: It… see, that's what I'm worried about, is she was their candidate, and she's dumb enough to say this stuff out loud. Why would you…
• 1:56:34
  Testecleese: All you did was magnify her stupid opinion, right?
• 1:56:37
  Brian McFadden: She doesn't have good political people around her to tell her to be quiet.
• 1:56:43
  Testecleese: What did she say?
• 1:56:45
  Brian McFadden: She said that we need to abolish…
• 1:56:48
  Testecleese: Court, right?
• 1:56:49
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna pack the Supreme Court and get rid of the Electoral College.
• 1:56:54
  Brian McFadden: Back to the typical Democrat talking points.
• 1:57:00
  Brian McFadden: So, now we know that when the Democrats control the House and the Senate and the Presidency again, that's exactly what they'll try to do. And they'll probably get away with it.
• 1:57:11
  Testecleese: This is something that I keep bringing up, but what pisses me off with the Republicans is like, oh, well, if we do it, the Democrats will do it right away. Like, they're campaigning on it!
• 1:57:21
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:57:22
  Testecleese: They're telling you they're going to do it!
• 1:57:28
  Testecleese: And it's been… since before Trump took office, they said they're gonna pack the court.
• 1:57:35
  Testecleese: With, like, 11 extra justices.
• 1:57:39
  Brian McFadden: And they're also talking about putting the term limits on them, like, they can only serve, like, 20 years.
• 1:57:45
  Brian McFadden: Not lifetime appointments anymore.
• 1:57:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, so we can kick out the old conservative justices, right?
• 1:57:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:57:53
  Brian McFadden: It will eventually backfire on him, though.
• 1:57:55
  Testecleese: It always does, and this is something we bring up how many times on this show, Brian.
• 1:58:01
  Testecleese: The Democrats put a policy into place, the Republicans come in and use that same policy they put in place, and it offends everyone.
• 1:58:10
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:58:12
  Testecleese: Because it… let's be free, let's be real, it even offends the conservative Republicans, because they don't want this to happen.
• 1:58:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:58:20
  Testecleese: But if… Basically… It's war, which is ridiculous to me.
• 1:58:30
  Testecleese: I still don't understand why we can't all just sit down… With a peace pipe.
• 1:58:37
  Testecleese: And talk the shit out.
• 1:58:41
  Testecleese: We're okay.
• 1:58:42
  Brian McFadden: thing anymore.
• 1:58:46
  Testecleese: Well, this is why I still hold the libertarian title, even though I'm not libertarian.
• 1:58:53
  Testecleese: It's like, let's just fucking… drink some beer.
• 1:58:57
  Testecleese: Smoke this bowl.
• 1:58:59
  Testecleese: And then we'll talk about what's going on. Maybe we can come to a better… agreement, you know what I mean?
• 1:59:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:07
  Testecleese: And this is where dictatorship would actually come in handy, where one person could make a decision.
• 1:59:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what Biden wanted.
• 1:59:15
  Brian McFadden: He even said it.
• 1:59:17
  Testecleese: Pardon?
• 1:59:18
  Brian McFadden: Biden… not Biden, Obama said that. He preferred to be a dictator, because he would have got a lot more done.
• 1:59:27
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:59:28
  Testecleese: Yes. That's exactly where I was going with this. Thank you, Brian, for… For that, actually.
• 1:59:36
  Testecleese: Was it would get more done now, but…
• 1:59:40
  Testecleese: What will happen in the next 7 years, right?
• 1:59:44
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:59:45
  Brian McFadden: Nobody thinks long-term.
• 1:59:48
  Testecleese: And no, and that's the funny thing, is Obama was always talking about people just kicking the can down the road, wasn't that, like, his, like, cliche line?
• 1:59:56
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:59:57
  Testecleese: That's all anyone does now, is like, oh, just…
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Continued resolution. Basically since Obama was a continued resolution, wasn't it?
• 2:00:07
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much. I think… There haven't been a whole lot of budget resolutions.
• 2:00:12
  Brian McFadden: That actually funded the whole government in the money times lately.
• 2:00:17
  Testecleese: Since Clinton. Clinton was the only one who actually had a balanced budget.
• 2:00:22
  Testecleese: And not just balanced, but we'll get back in the fucking, black… Eventually.
• 2:00:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:00:33
  Testecleese: What's the next topic?
• 2:00:35
  Brian McFadden: The next topic is… We got this U-Haul report that's showing where the migrants are going.
• 2:00:42
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:00:43
  Brian McFadden: Based on their, their generation, too.
• 2:00:47
  Testecleese: Yes, and I actually gave this a good read, and
• 2:00:51
  Testecleese: I'm sure you shared it, because I said so many people moved here, and moved from where I moved from.
• 2:00:57
  Brian McFadden: I mean, most of the people… U-Haul says that most people our age are moving to…
• 2:01:02
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:01:03
  Brian McFadden: North Carolina and Florida.
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: OUR age!
• 2:01:06
  Brian McFadden: Whatever.
• 2:01:07
  Brian McFadden: You want a different generation than me?
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: You're Gen X, definitely, right?
• 2:01:12
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 2:01:15
  Testecleese: I don't know. If you're not Gen X, you're a boomer.
• 2:01:19
  Brian McFadden: I'm not Boomer.
• 2:01:20
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:01:24
  Testecleese: I am just outside of Gen X.
• 2:01:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, your generation's all moving to the big city.
• 2:01:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:01:34
  Testecleese: See, that's the funny thing, is I'm just outside of Gen X,
• 2:01:39
  Testecleese: They call, which is Millennial.
• 2:01:42
  Testecleese: But they call us, my particular group, Xenials.
• 2:01:48
  Testecleese: Because I still grew up with analog TV.
• 2:01:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:01:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:01:53
  Testecleese: In rabbit ears.
• 2:01:55
  Testecleese: And, rotary phones.
• 2:02:01
  Brian McFadden: But that's how the big cities are staying alive, is because they got these idiots that are moving there, thinking that's where they need to be.
• 2:02:10
  Testecleese: You know, it's funny, I got a good laugh, because a whole bunch of millennials moved to the mountains in the West.
• 2:02:16
  Brian McFadden: I don't.
• 2:02:16
  Testecleese: starting mountain range would be the Rockies, right?
• 2:02:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: And I was like, geez, you guys blew it. You guys went all the way out to the Rockies. Unless you were already in the area, instead of going to Appalachia.
• 2:02:31
  Testecleese: Like, you had a mountain range right here that costs less to live in, you know?
• 2:02:36
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:02:38
  Testecleese: I don't know, maybe I just made a better decision.
• 2:02:43
  Testecleese: But yeah, I got a good laugh at looking, like, oh, the boomers moved to Florida. No shit! Right?
• 2:02:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:02:55
  Testecleese: They've been doing this for 15 years!
• 2:02:58
  Brian McFadden: Yep, nothing… we've been talking about this pretty much the whole time we've been doing the show.
• 2:03:06
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, it…
• 2:03:10
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because there's no income tax, which doesn't affect the elder population moving in, because they're retired.
• 2:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:03:18
  Testecleese: They're literally collecting their money from the retired population and tourists.
• 2:03:23
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 2:03:24
  Testecleese: I think that's… no, and good for you! You want to come here because it's so freaking great, okay? But don't charge everyone, just charge the wealthy people that can afford to do it, right?
• 2:03:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: Versus New York, it's like, oh, well, all the wealthy people left, so fuck the rest of you, we're gonna tax.
• 2:03:42
  Brian McFadden: We gotta tax everybody.
• 2:03:47
  Testecleese: It reminds me of, this old… thing about, city water.
• 2:03:58
  Brian McFadden: I don't have that anymore.
• 2:04:00
  Testecleese: Well, this city water, I'm just saying,
• 2:04:02
  Brian McFadden: Not here, not where I'm at, I'm on well water.
• 2:04:05
  Testecleese: Oh, wait, no, and not me either, dude, okay?
• 2:04:10
  Testecleese: I'm sure you have a.
• 2:04:10
  Brian McFadden: I've got a drip on one of my faucets now that I don't give two shits about anymore.
• 2:04:16
  Testecleese: No, I have one in my faucet that I'm getting pissed off, because I know my friggin' pump is always running to make.
• 2:04:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well, that might be a thing, but, you know…
• 2:04:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:04:28
  Testecleese: It's always putting pressure back in the system.
• 2:04:31
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 2:04:33
  Testecleese: I forgot where I was going with this, but yeah, I'm not using the city water.
• 2:04:40
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go. Let's just say there's 100 residents, right?
• 2:04:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:04:46
  Testecleese: And it cost every resident $1 to keep city water running every month, right?
• 2:04:55
  Testecleese: And then residents turned into… A thousand.
• 2:05:01
  Testecleese: And it cost… $1 to run the system.
• 2:05:05
  Testecleese: to give water to everyone, because we had to build the system out, and everyone put in $1. It ran it out, and we could still do maintenance.
• 2:05:15
  Testecleese: And let's just say now, finally, same idea, gets out to a million people, right?
• 2:05:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:05:21
  Testecleese: the system runs, it works. Now.
• 2:05:25
  Testecleese: What happens if half the people leave?
• 2:05:29
  Brian McFadden: They got a problem, because they needed all that money… they gotta double their pay to… they gotta charge people more to keep it up and running.
• 2:05:37
  Testecleese: You either have to keep it up and running, or cut off the system. Either way, you gotta pay money.
• 2:05:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:05:46
  Testecleese: And this is something people don't think about.
• 2:05:49
  Testecleese: It's like, you built the system for 100,000 people, and now there's only 10,000 people.
• 2:05:56
  Testecleese: How you gonna keep the water running?
• 2:05:59
  Testecleese: You know, and…
• 2:06:00
  Brian McFadden: charging people more.
• 2:06:02
  Testecleese: And that's usually what it is. It's property taxes, or some kind of stupid tax.
• 2:06:10
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
• 2:06:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, more and more people coming out saying Biden blew it, more be- more… I'm getting pissed off, dude.
• 2:06:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:24
  Testecleese: No!
• 2:06:25
  Brian McFadden: We've talked about this many times, so… Amos wanted.
• 2:06:29
  Testecleese: And now they're like, oh, no, maybe these other people, maybe we were wrong, but they still weren't right. And that's what drives me nuts.
• 2:06:38
  Brian McFadden: They defended Biden until they couldn't defend him anymore, and now it's…
• 2:06:44
  Testecleese: Buchy shit.
• 2:06:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Well, we're getting there. Come on, we got one more story before we get to Fauci.
• 2:06:48
  Testecleese: I'm sorry.
• 2:06:50
  Brian McFadden: Unless you want to skip it.
• 2:06:52
  Testecleese: No, no, go ahead, go ahead.
• 2:06:53
  Brian McFadden: We've got this judge that's blocking the New York law banning federal agents from wearing masks. Big surprise, big surprise! We've talked about this over and over again. They've tried in California, they've tried in Illinois, they've tried it in New York.
• 2:07:07
  Brian McFadden: And states' rights do not supersede federal rights when it comes to federal law enforcement.
• 2:07:15
  Brian McFadden: They cannot tell what federal agents do in the state.
• 2:07:20
  Testecleese: They can tell their own agents what to do, but not federal agents. Right. They are separate agencies, they are separate…
• 2:07:28
  Testecleese: Et cetera, et cetera, right?
• 2:07:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup,
• 2:07:34
  Testecleese: And this… I'm like, dear God, you can't wear masks. You can't hide your identity.
• 2:07:40
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're scared, maybe we, maybe…
• 2:07:42
  Brian McFadden: Maybe that our justification needs to go back to COVID. It's like, well, we think there's COVID in the state, so we're gonna wear our mask.
• 2:07:48
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I was going. Aren't these the same assholes that demanded I wear a mask?
• 2:07:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes!
• 2:07:54
  Testecleese: grocery shopping?
• 2:07:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, all these states are all about the mask when it comes… some people are still wearing the mask.
• 2:08:01
  Testecleese: And we even brought up, at the time, when it was happening, was how it's actually against a federal law to wear a mask into a bank.
• 2:08:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah!
• 2:08:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and now there's signs on the banks around here, like, you can't wear a mask in here, again, thank God.
• 2:08:18
  Testecleese: Same reason, right?
• 2:08:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:08:24
  Brian McFadden: Because it's easier to rob a bank with a mask on. And get away with it.
• 2:08:31
  Testecleese: I'm not about to rob a bank, but if I was going to.
• 2:08:35
  Brian McFadden: I wanna wear a mask!
• 2:08:36
  Testecleese: I would definitely want to try to hide my identity.
• 2:08:39
  Brian McFadden: Yikes! Exactly!
• 2:08:43
  Testecleese: And covering my face is probably a good… I'll cover my tattoos.
• 2:08:48
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 2:08:49
  Testecleese: I would… I would drive a different vehicle. That's why it was…
• 2:08:52
  Brian McFadden: Stupid criminals get caught all the time.
• 2:08:55
  Testecleese: That's exactly…
• 2:08:57
  Brian McFadden: Bang.
• 2:08:58
  Testecleese: It's the same thing I was talking about, how…
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: these actual terrorists aren't a real thing, and so then I brought… then I saw that tungsten woman, remember that? Do you remember.
• 2:09:08
  Brian McFadden: Can we break.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: hanging her up.
• 2:09:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:11
  Testecleese: I was like, see, this could actually hurt people.
• 2:09:15
  Testecleese: But yeah, oh my god, these guys are so dumb, that's why they end up in prison.
• 2:09:21
  Testecleese: If you're gonna decide to commit a crime, T?
• 2:09:26
  Testecleese: 30 minutes to plan it out? You know what I mean?
• 2:09:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:09:34
  Testecleese: But the fucking morons!
• 2:09:37
  Testecleese: They're emotional.
• 2:09:41
  Testecleese: They end up in prison.
• 2:09:43
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:09:46
  Testecleese: Alright, what's next?
• 2:09:51
  Brian McFadden: We got Fauci!
• 2:09:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I knew that, because you just told me that.
• 2:10:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, we got the Biden Czar…
• 2:10:03
  Brian McFadden: Alicia… Aisha Jha says the pandemic likely started in a lab leak.
• 2:10:10
  Brian McFadden: Duh!
• 2:10:12
  Brian McFadden: Even though Fauci swears up and down, that's not where it happened.
• 2:10:17
  Testecleese: The problem is his diaries disagree. His diary says it probably…
• 2:10:22
  Brian McFadden: The diary, the diary that he did not keep on pen and paper, he wrote it on a government computer.
• 2:10:32
  Brian McFadden: Did you know that?
• 2:10:34
  Testecleese: Yes, I do, that's why they have access to it.
• 2:10:37
  Brian McFadden: How stupid can you be? Well, no, that's the thing is… annoying.
• 2:10:42
  Testecleese: He thought what he was doing was okay.
• 2:10:45
  Brian McFadden: And now they have access to his government-owned cell phone, too.
• 2:10:51
  Testecleese: Yeah… he's already been… Voted guilty, though, hasn't he, of contempt of Congress?
• 2:10:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, now it's up to the DOJ to decide if they want to do anything about it. But here's what could happen to them that really hurt them, is…
• 2:11:07
  Brian McFadden: I do believe that if the DOJ decides to do something, and he gets convicted of lying to Congress, he's gonna lose his government retirement check.
• 2:11:20
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 2:11:23
  Ron Pascoe: Yes.
• 2:11:24
  Ron Pascoe: I like that idea.
• 2:11:27
  Ron Pascoe: And when… can he lose his, his pardon, his presidential pardon, if he gets caught?
• 2:11:35
  Testecleese: You don't lose a pardon.
• 2:11:36
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you don't, no.
• 2:11:37
  Testecleese: He's being found guilty on different…
• 2:11:40
  Brian McFadden: Something else.
• 2:11:40
  Testecleese: outside.
• 2:11:41
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't covered a pardon.
• 2:11:43
  Brian McFadden: And there's also several states in…
• 2:11:45
  Testecleese: 11-year pardon, you know that, right?
• 2:11:48
  Brian McFadden: And there's several states that are looking to charge them under state law, too.
• 2:11:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, they can get him on the state law, can't they?
• 2:11:56
  Testecleese: Oh, hey!
• 2:11:57
  Testecleese: Oh, hold on, we have extradition laws, don't we?
• 2:12:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah?
• 2:12:02
  Testecleese: If Australia wants to try someone in our country for a crime, we send them over there, don't we?
• 2:12:07
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we do.
• 2:12:09
  Testecleese: Oh, surely, why don't you guys try Fauci for crimes against humanity?
• 2:12:15
  Ron Pascoe: Because we want to get our own government first.
• 2:12:18
  Ron Pascoe: What they did to us.
• 2:12:20
  Testecleese: You guys don't have your own government?
• 2:12:23
  Ron Pascoe: No, well.
• 2:12:23
  Brian McFadden: Allow him to be able to get them held accountable.
• 2:12:29
  Brian McFadden: In the… in the Australian government. The Australians were really strict on locking things down forever, like New Zealand was.
• 2:12:37
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Victoria was the worst state of Victoria.
• 2:12:41
  Testecleese: And now look… now look at, New Zealand.
• 2:12:45
  Testecleese: They're basically a blackout now, aren't they?
• 2:12:50
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I might… what?
• 2:12:52
  Ron Pascoe: The thing I find, getting off that subject about New Zealand, the thing I find about Fauci is, mate, they tell you to trust the silence, but the science…
• 2:13:00
  Ron Pascoe: But when the size bloody pleased the fifth.
• 2:13:03
  Brian McFadden: He didn't just plead it once!
• 2:13:08
  Testecleese: times!
• 2:13:08
  Brian McFadden: And, and there was a reporter that was outside his house, and he pleaded a fifth to that, too. What is the thing, though.
• 2:13:15
  Testecleese: Because he had no right to plead the fifth, that's why he was held in contempt. Yeah. That's why we give clemency to criminals, is so that they can testify against a bigger criminal.
• 2:13:26
  Ron Pascoe: 100%.
• 2:13:27
  Brian McFadden: No, he screwed himself by pleading the 5th at all, you know?
• 2:13:32
  Brian McFadden: He would have been better off… I mean, I don't know how he would have been better off, you know, but…
• 2:13:38
  Ron Pascoe: What about the, attorney beside him?
• 2:13:41
  Ron Pascoe: We can't contempt for the bloody congressional hearing.
• 2:13:44
  Ron Pascoe: Bloody, what's his name, Rick?
• 2:13:46
  Brian McFadden: He might end up losing his law license, because he could… he's probably gonna get a complaint placed against him at the bar.
• 2:13:53
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, he was told, he's informed not to sit up in that seat.
• 2:14:00
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think Bonfo…
• 2:14:01
  Testecleese: talking about.
• 2:14:03
  Ron Pascoe: Congress…
• 2:14:04
  Brian McFadden: The lawyer that got kicked out of the hearing.
• 2:14:08
  Brian McFadden: And I said he's probably… he's probably gonna have to deal with the bar on his law license, because I guarantee there's gonna be a complaint filed against him, and he's gonna have to defend his actions in front of the bar association to keep his license.
• 2:14:22
  Ron Pascoe: Rand Paul hasn't finished with him.
• 2:14:26
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, we got RFK Jr, Jr, that's…
• 2:14:30
  Testecleese: I don't know what I'm gonna do now, but I'm sure it's not what you expect.
• 2:14:35
  Brian McFadden: See your dash is cute.
• 2:14:37
  Brian McFadden: COVID-era medium malpractice.
• 2:14:41
  Testecleese: I like Kennedy, actually, as this job.
• 2:14:46
  Testecleese: I just… it's just too easy to make fun of him.
• 2:14:49
  Brian McFadden: He's doing a pretty good job at it in this.
• 2:14:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, exactly, he's doing a pretty good job.
• 2:14:56
  Ron Pascoe: It's a great little children.
• 2:14:58
  Testecleese: I like this food stamp thing.
• 2:15:01
  Testecleese: But what's this… what's this one, Brian?
• 2:15:04
  Brian McFadden: He's bitchin' about Dana Bash.
• 2:15:06
  Brian McFadden: Biden's pressing.
• 2:15:09
  Testecleese: CNN.
• 2:15:12
  Brian McFadden: Wasn't she press secretary?
• 2:15:15
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. No, no, yeah.
• 2:15:17
  Ron Pascoe: Dana Bashlin, CNN.
• 2:15:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, TNN, okay.
• 2:15:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's… she's on… she's a CNN, panelists or whatever, right?
• 2:15:26
  Brian McFadden: I thought she was in the Biden administration at one point.
• 2:15:30
  Testecleese: She might have been, but that doesn't mean that's not a thing. Like, Janine Biro is a federal judge now, isn't she? But she used to be on Fox News.
• 2:15:40
  Testecleese: It's like, it's not not a thing, right?
• 2:15:46
  Testecleese: Anyway, we were talking about, Dana Bash.
• 2:15:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:15:52
  Ron Pascoe: RFK, he served her asshole on breakfast, mate.
• 2:15:56
  Ron Pascoe: He served it to us.
• 2:15:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I watched this, and he did record, and I don't remember how. Brian, do you have the video available?
• 2:16:08
  Testecleese: No, right?
• 2:16:08
  Brian McFadden: There's one here.
• 2:16:09
  Testecleese: I don't remember what it's about, but I remember he, like, wrecked her, and…
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: Oh, she, like, 40 seconds, and then she tried to, like, come back, and he wrecked her again.
• 2:16:23
  Ron Pascoe: You would be holding yourself.
• 2:16:24
  Brian McFadden: Let me get through the ads.
• 2:16:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, her arguments are stupid, basically, right?
• 2:16:31
  Ron Pascoe: He would have been calling sick the next day at work.
• 2:16:34
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 2:16:37
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 2:16:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know we're trying to get to the commercials, I don't even know what to talk about, but
• 2:16:44
  Testecleese: I remember watching this, and… I always have fun listening to, RFK Jr, right?
• 2:16:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:16:54
  Testecleese: I have fun listening to him talk, because his larynx is so destroyed.
• 2:17:01
  Testecleese: And, dear God, for the stories I've heard of his life, who knows what caused the damage to his larynx, right?
• 2:17:12
  Brian McFadden: Sure, so…
• 2:17:13
  Testecleese: Brian's still trying to get the video ready, as I…
• 2:17:16
  Brian McFadden: I'm working on it, I'm workin' on it.
• 2:17:18
  Testecleese: I know, I know, it goes as fast as it goes, right?
• 2:17:21
  Brian McFadden: I had a… it was like a 2-minute ad I had to play through. There was no skipping.
• 2:17:25
  Testecleese: Oh, I know how it goes, trust me.
• 2:17:28
  Brian McFadden: Alright, here we go.
• 2:17:29
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Just, you're talking about rights, and I'm asking about a potential public health crisis.
• 2:17:35
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: that is… that is coming, but I do want to… let's… And one of the mistakes we made in the last time
• 2:17:41
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Was suppressing those rights so people weren't being heard.
• 2:17:45
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Doctors who are saying, you're doing it wrong.
• 2:17:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: were being marginalized and vilified, and… Yeah, because, because, again, I really want to move on, but you were saying… Yes, I do. Because you were part of the problem. No, I wasn't part of the problem. It was absolute press malpractice.
• 2:18:03
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You weren't allowing your job… Mr. Secretary… Your job… is a fierce skepticism toward authority.
• 2:18:10
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And you weren't doing that. I am. My job is also… No. Okay, are you gonna… you wanna sit here and attack me, or do you want to have conversations about attacking me? I'm not attacking you.
• 2:18:27
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 2:18:28
  Testecleese: CNN panelist, huh?
• 2:18:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:18:34
  Brian McFadden: She was attacking him.
• 2:18:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, big time.
• 2:18:38
  Ron Pascoe: She tried to make him look stupid, but it backfired.
• 2:18:41
  Testecleese: They always do.
• 2:18:43
  Testecleese: And it's like… Here's the question, and I've asked Brian this a thousand times.
• 2:18:52
  Testecleese: Are these people actually this stupid?
• 2:18:55
  Testecleese: Or do they think everyone else is this stupid?
• 2:19:00
  Brian McFadden: They think everybody else's is stupid.
• 2:19:02
  Testecleese: So I can outsmart everyone, is all of their thoughts, is what you're telling me.
• 2:19:10
  Testecleese: it… it bothers me.
• 2:19:15
  Testecleese: And… and Ron, I'm sure… I'm sure this is concerning you, because you know as well as I what happens here.
• 2:19:23
  Testecleese: Happens there next, right?
• 2:19:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, it affects the world big time.
• 2:19:29
  Ron Pascoe: Most of the world, mate.
• 2:19:30
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:19:31
  Ron Pascoe: Where'd come from?
• 2:19:31
  Testecleese: reacts to what the United States does, and…
• 2:19:34
  Testecleese: I'm not saying that's a good or a bad thing.
• 2:19:38
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, that's… that's how things work, right?
• 2:19:48
  Testecleese: Fuck. Shit, br- For real, dude, you could make a shit ton of money.
• 2:19:56
  Testecleese: By simply paying attention to American politics.
• 2:20:01
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, especially in Australia.
• 2:20:08
  Ron Pascoe: We've got people gathering that are American in visual politics. Look at Miranda Devine.
• 2:20:13
  Ron Pascoe: Got another chick coming through, Erin Molin.
• 2:20:17
  Ron Pascoe: You know, they're getting on board. Anyway, I should start up a podcast and see where I go with it. I reckon I go all right.
• 2:20:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:20:28
  Ron Pascoe: No, they're… what they're doing, like, you look at Miranda Veron now, she's got a podcast called Podcast One.
• 2:20:33
  Ron Pascoe: She's in a… she's in…
• 2:20:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, she's… I'm checking her out. She, mate, she's in President Trump, all that, and she was just a journo from Sydney.
• 2:20:45
  Ron Pascoe: She was on page bloody 12, and that's what she…
• 2:20:50
  Ron Pascoe: From one of the bloody newspapers here in Sydney, the Daily Telegraph.
• 2:20:53
  Ron Pascoe: Look at her now, mate, she's over in America killing her because of the politics.
• 2:20:58
  Ron Pascoe: The thing is, with American politics, this is why it's hard to take so much…
• 2:21:02
  Testecleese: Is that the, the small, like, Indian-looking woman?
• 2:21:06
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, she's pretty… she's not too bad for age, either.
• 2:21:09
  Testecleese: I'm just saying that there's this, Indian-looking woman.
• 2:21:14
  Ron Pascoe: Aw, thank you.
• 2:21:15
  Testecleese: Australian politics on, like, I'm sorry, she's not doing Australian politics. She's an Australian doing, like, world politics, usually talking to the United States, and I left my ass off it. It's…
• 2:21:27
  Ron Pascoe: Read up. Read us some… read a prayer or something.
• 2:21:30
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, you know what I'm talking about.
• 2:21:32
  Testecleese: She just tears apart every argument in, like, 4 minutes, and spends an extra 20 minutes drilling the point in. It's like, wow, this woman's.
• 2:21:41
  Ron Pascoe: It's called News 24. Used to be called Spy News.
• 2:21:48
  Ron Pascoe: They've got Paul Murray in that on there, you know, the other guys that, yeah, comment on American politics. But mate, like she said, like, America farts and the rest of the world smells it 5 minutes later, you know?
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 2:22:04
  Ron Pascoe: Well, if something happens in America.
• 2:22:07
  Ron Pascoe: It hits us 5 minutes later.
• 2:22:11
  Testecleese: It takes more than 5 minutes, but yes.
• 2:22:14
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that's… that's a terminology for, you know what I mean?
• 2:22:17
  Testecleese: I understand, very quickly, I understand. There we go.
• 2:22:21
  Testecleese: I understand that, because, you know, for example, the United States puts a policy in concerning trade routes.
• 2:22:29
  Testecleese: The entire world immediately follows, and you know that as well as I do.
• 2:22:37
  Testecleese: And for a while, I was thinking, this isn't the right thing to do, why should we do this? Then I found out that it was actually, like, an agreement after World War I that the United States would police the world's,
• 2:22:49
  Testecleese: Navitable waters for trade.
• 2:22:54
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh, fuck, this is actually a responsibility placed upon the United States.
• 2:23:00
  Testecleese: This is why they get involved with this shit.
• 2:23:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:23:08
  Testecleese: I mean, let's be real. 100% real.
• 2:23:11
  Testecleese: What do we give a shit if Iran shuts down oil production in the Middle East?
• 2:23:19
  Ron Pascoe: Hello and O'Neil.
• 2:23:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, why, if our oil… if we got so much oil production inside the United States, why is our gas prices so high right now?
• 2:23:28
  Testecleese: Because we're saving it until the rest of the road runs out of oil.
• 2:23:32
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:23:33
  Testecleese: And I have something to say about that, is, I think a lot of the reason why the gas prices haven't come back down
• 2:23:40
  Testecleese: Is that greedy business owners.
• 2:23:42
  Brian McFadden: Trump's just came out and said that recently.
• 2:23:46
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:23:47
  Testecleese: I drive the next county over, it's 11 cents cheaper a gallon.
• 2:23:53
  Brian McFadden: I can drive to the next state, and it's a dollar cheaper a gallon.
• 2:23:59
  Testecleese: Well, that's just taxes that your state puts on it.
• 2:24:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because the next state over got rid of their state gas tax when prices went so high.
• 2:24:11
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, is these assholes put taxes on gasoline, then blame the president.
• 2:24:19
  Testecleese: For gas prices. Yep.
• 2:24:22
  Testecleese: It's like, well, you literally put the policy in place that made it cost more money.
• 2:24:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:24:28
  Brian McFadden: No, we didn't. We didn't have anything to do with it!
• 2:24:34
  Testecleese: Alright, what's up next, Brian?
• 2:24:37
  Brian McFadden: Rand Paul says, well, we already know this, this is old news, that,
• 2:24:43
  Brian McFadden: Fauci's contempt of Congress charges that they put to a vote have passed. It's been sent to the DOJ now. We'll see if the DOJ wants to act on it or not.
• 2:24:57
  Brian McFadden: Rand Paul has been, like, a bulldog, you know, trying to get to the bottom, all this COVID BS that's went on.
• 2:25:05
  Testecleese: He has, and I respect him for that. He has not given up, and good for him, right?
• 2:25:12
  Testecleese: Thing is, I also follow Ron Ball.
• 2:25:15
  Testecleese: On, YouTubes.
• 2:25:17
  Brian McFadden: Gets confusing.
• 2:25:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, the two of them do not agree on much, honestly.
• 2:25:23
  Brian McFadden: Isn't one the dad?
• 2:25:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, Ron Ball was the Libertarian congressman.
• 2:25:29
  Testecleese: Who's, like, 89 years old.
• 2:25:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:25:33
  Testecleese: Ron Paul is the reason why I decided I was libertarian, honestly. But now he's saying shit that's like, oh my god, you're fucking nuts.
• 2:25:42
  Brian McFadden: That's also…
• 2:25:44
  Testecleese: A lot of it has to do with the way the economy has moved, and the Overton window has shifted, you know what I mean?
• 2:25:55
  Testecleese: Cause he's still talking about… like… Fuck.
• 2:26:02
  Testecleese: gun ownership.
• 2:26:04
  Testecleese: Not even gun ownership,
• 2:26:07
  Testecleese: semi-automatic rifle ownership in a New York City apartment. And I was like,
• 2:26:14
  Testecleese: Yes, I understand the argument, and I agree with it, but if you fire a rifle in a New York City apartment, it's gonna go through 7 fucking walls.
• 2:26:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:26:26
  Testecleese: Before it hits someone.
• 2:26:28
  Brian McFadden: Do a lot of damage.
• 2:26:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, versus me out here in West fucking Virginia.
• 2:26:34
  Testecleese: Dealing with a fucking bear in my yard. Brian, I showed you the picture of the bear, didn't I?
• 2:26:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:26:41
  Testecleese: Yeah. You think one shotgun blast would stop that thing if it was…
• 2:26:45
  Brian McFadden: Not a shotgun, no, not a shotgun.
• 2:26:48
  Testecleese: No, no, shotgun would have pissed it off more, huh?
• 2:26:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 2:26:53
  Testecleese: Because you know what a shotgun is, it's scattershot.
• 2:26:56
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 2:26:58
  Testecleese: You're not hating its heart, you're just putting a bunch of frickin' 9mm BBs in its hide.
• 2:27:04
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:27:06
  Testecleese: And yeah, it's not common you fight a fucking bear in the woods, but dear God, do you want to have at least a shotgun or a rifle with you, or do you want your bear fucking hand?
• 2:27:20
  Testecleese: And this is what brings me up to Ron Pascoe.
• 2:27:26
  Testecleese: You Australians basically outlawed guns, for the most part, many years ago. Don't get me wrong, I understand you're allowed to own a gun in certain situations.
• 2:27:37
  Brian McFadden: Very few surgeries.
• 2:27:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, but what do you do when… when the video of the fucking kangaroo choking your dog out? Are you actually supposed to go out and fistfight the kangaroo?
• 2:27:51
  Ron Pascoe: Well, there is actual video evidence of a guy dude actually punching out a kangaroo.
• 2:27:55
  Ron Pascoe: Because it had all of it stolen.
• 2:27:57
  Testecleese: Great! Great! Do you want to fight the fucking… what do they call those giant kangaroos? You know the ones I'm talking about, the grays?
• 2:28:04
  Ron Pascoe: about 7 feet tall.
• 2:28:06
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah!
• 2:28:07
  Testecleese: What are they called?
• 2:28:09
  Ron Pascoe: He grace.
• 2:28:10
  Testecleese: Big rent.
• 2:28:11
  Ron Pascoe: read.
• 2:28:12
  Testecleese: Big Reds, okay. Yeah, the, the, the, the giant motherfuckers! If, if it kicks you, you might die. Right.
• 2:28:20
  Ron Pascoe: No, it'll disemvalue. If it kicks you in the right spot, you'll be disembowed.
• 2:28:24
  Testecleese: Wouldn't you rather have a fucking handgun if you're gonna fight this thing?
• 2:28:30
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, you want to be standing a fair bit away from it, because it is fast as lightning. It will come at you, and it does…
• 2:28:36
  Testecleese: That's why you need a shotgun! That's what a shotgun is for!
• 2:28:41
  Testecleese: A giant…
• 2:28:42
  Ron Pascoe: It's scary.
• 2:28:43
  Testecleese: Battershot blast that hits everything.
• 2:28:48
  Testecleese: And you guys are like, no, no, no, you should guys, you guys should fistfight this fucking monster.
• 2:28:53
  Brian McFadden: That's what Crocodile Dundee would do.
• 2:28:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, see, that's not enough.
• 2:28:58
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, that's the thing, like, what happened in Bonsai not long ago, and you guys know about it, you've covered that.
• 2:29:05
  Testecleese: Oh, God, yeah, man. This is a big deal, and I still love the fact that the guy had the biggest… this guy… this dude needed a fucking wheelbarrow to carry his balls around in when he ran up and just took that man's gun from him, you know what I mean?
• 2:29:22
  Ron Pascoe: He fucking knocked him to the ground while he's carrying a gun.
• 2:29:26
  Ron Pascoe: But the thing was, like, there's a big push right now for people to be able to carry guns in Australia again.
• 2:29:33
  Brian McFadden: How's that going?
• 2:29:36
  Ron Pascoe: My… Clearly, with legislation the way it is.
• 2:29:40
  Ron Pascoe: It's, you know yourself, legislation just doesn't change overnight.
• 2:29:44
  Ron Pascoe: So it's gonna take the wall and…
• 2:29:47
  Testecleese: Go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
• 2:29:49
  Ron Pascoe: No, you're right, it's gonna take a while to happen, but… see, we… like, out in the rural areas, people have guns.
• 2:29:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 2:29:57
  Ron Pascoe: You can in the city, but you've got to be in a gun club.
• 2:30:01
  Ron Pascoe: and… You can only, like, you can only carry it when you're going to and from the gun club.
• 2:30:07
  Ron Pascoe: You gotta hope it's not be lost.
• 2:30:09
  Testecleese: They don't make you keep it at the gun club, honestly.
• 2:30:12
  Ron Pascoe: No, well, it's got to be locked away in a safe area, you know.
• 2:30:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, a lot of gun clubs have safes in the US, so…
• 2:30:18
  Testecleese: A lot of states in the United States require you to lock up your guns and, you know, all that stuff, too.
• 2:30:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:30:27
  Testecleese: I have actually… A gun closet.
• 2:30:32
  Testecleese: that locks.
• 2:30:35
  Testecleese: I have all except my shotgun and one handgun.
• 2:30:40
  Testecleese: in there. Shotgun is guys… I don't wanna grab the key, open the gun safe.
• 2:30:47
  Testecleese: To deal with a fucking bear.
• 2:30:50
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:30:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:30:52
  Testecleese: And like you said, shotguns are only gonna piss it off, but typically it's gonna piss them off enough to go away, unless they're actually trying to eat, you know?
• 2:31:02
  Testecleese: But I also have a handgun in my, dresser drawer, because… who the fuck knows?
• 2:31:09
  Testecleese: what's gonna happen in the middle of the night, you know what I mean?
• 2:31:12
  Ron Pascoe: Cool.
• 2:31:13
  Ron Pascoe: You're asleep, mate, you were asleep and you were banging in your house, you're getting up, aren't ya?
• 2:31:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's been sitting there mostly, untouched, occasionally used for, targeting practice.
• 2:31:29
  Testecleese: I don't understand why people think that gun owners necessarily
• 2:31:34
  Testecleese: Shoot and kill people, which is…
• 2:31:37
  Testecleese: exactly the argument I'm bringing up with Australia is, like, you guys are dealing with some serious fucking…
• 2:31:43
  Testecleese: Criminal animals.
• 2:31:46
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, fuck yeah.
• 2:31:47
  Testecleese: No, it's funny, because it's just like the United States, believe it or not. I know you guys never want to make this comparison, because it'll offend Australia for some reason, right? Everything's trying to kill ya. You know what? Everything in the United States is trying to kill you, too, if you don't live in the fucking city.
• 2:32:05
  Testecleese: Have you ever seen a fucking mountain lion?
• 2:32:11
  Testecleese: Fuckin' 70-pound cat that wants to eat you.
• 2:32:16
  Testecleese: How are you gonna stop a 70-pound cat?
• 2:32:20
  Brian McFadden: You're not.
• 2:32:21
  Testecleese: Because it doesn't come up in your front where you can shoot it, does it? It jumps on your back!
• 2:32:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:32:28
  Brian McFadden: You're not even gonna see a comment.
• 2:32:29
  Testecleese: I'm not… I'm not talking trash about Australia, because everything there does want to kill you, but everything here does, too.
• 2:32:37
  Testecleese: Like, this is the only place in the entire planet that has alligators and crocodiles that share a habitat. Are you fucking kidding me!
• 2:32:48
  Testecleese: They're dinosaurs!
• 2:32:51
  Brian McFadden: They're coming for ya.
• 2:32:56
  Testecleese: That's what gets me with these fucking giant… Big red kangaroos, I guess.
• 2:33:01
  Testecleese: You guys just need to shoot them!
• 2:33:06
  Testecleese: You're letting them, like, rip your children to shreds, you know?
• 2:33:16
  Ron Pascoe: But the thing is, you can't go around killing everything, mate. You can have culls, but you can't go killing everything.
• 2:33:23
  Brian McFadden: Why not?
• 2:33:25
  Testecleese: You can't go kill everything, you're right.
• 2:33:28
  Ron Pascoe: But it…
• 2:33:30
  Testecleese: No, if… what do these things weigh? What do these big red kangaroos weigh?
• 2:33:36
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think it's fine.
• 2:33:38
  Testecleese: 200 and… 200 kilos?
• 2:33:41
  Ron Pascoe: And they're all muscle. They are all muscle.
• 2:33:44
  Testecleese: Yes! So when it hits you, like you said, it disembowels you. If it hits you, it's gonna kill you, and you guys are letting it just disembowel your children.
• 2:33:55
  Testecleese: Instead of shooting it dead?
• 2:33:57
  Ron Pascoe: It's like you said earlier, mate, you chase the sparrows away, then the other things take over. You've got to keep the balance of nature going.
• 2:34:03
  Testecleese: Wow, nice callback with the fucking Mao Zedong sparrows, dude.
• 2:34:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's true.
• 2:34:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, the same issue Massachusetts had several years ago, is they said you weren't allowed to hunt turkey anymore, because the
• 2:34:20
  Testecleese: There's not as many turkeys as there used to be. They still weren't endangered, right?
• 2:34:25
  Testecleese: Then, all of a sudden, you couldn't drive down the road without having to stop… a state road. You couldn't drive down the road without having to stop for turkeys crossing the road. Because, believe it or not, turkeys will just fucking walk in front of you. They don't give a shit.
• 2:34:43
  Ron Pascoe: Ducks do that too.
• 2:34:45
  Testecleese: And what's even crazier, Massachusetts…
• 2:34:47
  Ron Pascoe: my home.
• 2:34:48
  Testecleese: finally said, go ahead and hunt turkey, but they still don't want you use a rifle to hunt anything. You need to bow hunt turkeys!
• 2:34:59
  Brian McFadden: Nice. Well, Bohun's where it's at.
• 2:35:03
  Testecleese: Oh, if you're a true sportsman, yes, but I… I'm not looking for the sport, the thrill of the kill. I'm looking for fucking dinner, you know what I mean?
• 2:35:18
  Testecleese: Bird shot'll do for me.
• 2:35:24
  Testecleese: Anyway… Moving on with my endless rant of, my… Drunken stone self.
• 2:35:32
  Brian McFadden: So we got,
• 2:35:34
  Brian McFadden: The Senate has confirmed Trump's nominee for, Dr. Erica Schwartz as the new CDC director.
• 2:35:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:35:45
  Testecleese: Okay, I don't know who this is, means nothing to me.
• 2:35:50
  Testecleese: Only reason why I even shared this was because of the whole Fauci thing.
• 2:35:56
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:35:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:35:58
  Testecleese: They're like, oh yeah, Fauci fucked up so bad, no one seems to care. At least they put someone…
• 2:36:05
  Testecleese: At least they finally picked someone to do the damn job, versus who is next in line.
• 2:36:09
  Brian McFadden: Fauci wasn't in that job.
• 2:36:11
  Testecleese: No.
• 2:36:12
  Brian McFadden: He was like, he had some other title. Yeah, he had a whole different title, you know, he was…
• 2:36:18
  Brian McFadden: You've been in that job for, like, 30 years.
• 2:36:22
  Testecleese: Oh, the highest-paid government employee of all time, right?
• 2:36:26
  Brian McFadden: He's the one who stopped the AIDS crisis.
• 2:36:29
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:36:33
  Testecleese: Thank you! You know what? I brought this up
• 2:36:36
  Testecleese: of times recently, when people talk about Fauci. Like, well, you know.
• 2:36:40
  Brian McFadden: I know I got… I know how to trigger you. Yeah, but they're like.
• 2:36:45
  Testecleese: You know, he did what he could.
• 2:36:47
  Testecleese: You know, he handled the AIDS outbreak too, right? Like, oh, well, that was fucked up.
• 2:36:52
  Testecleese: Same guy!
• 2:36:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup, haha!
• 2:36:54
  Testecleese: Thank God!
• 2:36:57
  Testecleese: Maybe because you got taken in this time.
• 2:37:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yup.
• 2:37:00
  Testecleese: Is why you just agree with him.
• 2:37:07
  Testecleese: Dear God, where are we anyway? We just… oh. Oh, alright, I'm moving into…
• 2:37:13
  Testecleese: Oh, the wife mentioned this to me, I guess.
• 2:37:17
  Brian McFadden: Did you go add your name to it?
• 2:37:19
  Testecleese: I don't know, do I have to add it, or is it automatic?
• 2:37:22
  Brian McFadden: Some of… you can do a search, but my name wasn't on there yet, so I added a…
• 2:37:32
  Brian McFadden: Some people… I don't know how they picked the names they put on there, but…
• 2:37:36
  Brian McFadden: I wasn't listed as a name on there, so…
• 2:37:44
  Brian McFadden: But, yeah.
• 2:37:45
  Testecleese: You just drove through the area, did you add your name?
• 2:37:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I did.
• 2:37:50
  Brian McFadden: Usa's come up with a, a new military monument they're putting up because of the 250th anniversary of America in front of the Lincoln Memorial.
• 2:38:02
  Brian McFadden: And,
• 2:38:04
  Brian McFadden: if you served in the military, and you're still alive, and your name ain't on there, it's real simple to go online and add your name to it, and it gives you a link to, like, share it if you want to share it out on your social medias, or whatever. I didn't care about any of that, but I added my name to it, and…
• 2:38:22
  Testecleese: That actually sounds pretty cool, actually.
• 2:38:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:38:25
  Testecleese: You can actually share it up, like, hey, by the way.
• 2:38:27
  Testecleese: I'm on a National Mall monument.
• 2:38:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:38:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:38:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think it'd been pretty cool if I still lived…
• 2:38:35
  Brian McFadden: Closer, I could go there and actually see it in person, you know, but it ain't there no more.
• 2:38:41
  Testecleese: I was just gonna write, you just drove through the area, didn't you?
• 2:38:45
  Brian McFadden: No, I went through, west Virginia… I skipped DC, though, I'm coming back.
• 2:38:53
  Testecleese: So you came right by me, and didn't.
• 2:38:55
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't. I know, I know. There ain't no coming right by you, Jeffrey!
• 2:39:01
  Testecleese: I know, like, West Virginia's as small as Massachusetts, right?
• 2:39:04
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:39:05
  Testecleese: It's not Texas.
• 2:39:07
  Testecleese: But it is…
• 2:39:10
  Brian McFadden: And you're not, like, you're not, like, on the beaten path, either. Oh, God.
• 2:39:16
  Testecleese: I had a dude pull up today, he pulled up… I was pissing in my front yard, right?
• 2:39:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I piss in my backyard here all the time. I'm loving living in the country, yeah.
• 2:39:25
  Testecleese: Right? I was just like, oh, I got, I gotta pee, go ahead, right?
• 2:39:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly, that's what we do in the country!
• 2:39:32
  Testecleese: And a vehicle comes up the road, it's like, oh, I better put my dick away, you know?
• 2:39:36
  Brian McFadden: Yo!
• 2:39:38
  Testecleese: Let's be at least decent.
• 2:39:41
  Testecleese: Dude pulls over, and the… I'm sure you know this is a little pull-off across the street from me.
• 2:39:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. And he was lots of shit.
• 2:39:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes!
• 2:39:50
  Brian McFadden: You just ask him.
• 2:39:51
  Testecleese: a fishing tournament, or whatever. I was like, I don't fucking know. He's like, would you fish? You live in the mountains? I was like, yeah, I fish. Why are you going to this catch and release thing? And I was like, because I have a license to take as many fish from the freaking water as I want.
• 2:40:07
  Brian McFadden: Right?
• 2:40:07
  Testecleese: I can take what I want from the land.
• 2:40:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, I gave him directions, like, well, I'm certain if you go that way, that's not where you want to go.
• 2:40:18
  Brian McFadden: Right, you're not going towards any fishing the other way.
• 2:40:22
  Testecleese: You know as well as I, if you turn left out of my driveway.
• 2:40:26
  Brian McFadden: You're going, and you're going, and you're going, and you're going, you better have a full tank of gas, or you're gonna be praying to the next gas station, which I did.
• 2:40:33
  Testecleese: He's right.
• 2:40:34
  Brian McFadden: The mountains!
• 2:40:37
  Brian McFadden: You're in a national forest for 4 hours, at least. Ain't no cell service there, either, because…
• 2:40:46
  Brian McFadden: That's not something the National Park Service is allowed, the cell towers.
• 2:40:50
  Testecleese: True, and I actually kind of respect that.
• 2:40:54
  Brian McFadden: I don't have a problem with it either, you know?
• 2:40:56
  Testecleese: And I understand why you'd want to put them in, because if you get lost in the fucking forest, right?
• 2:41:01
  Brian McFadden: Once I turned my GPS off, I was fucked, you know?
• 2:41:05
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm gonna…
• 2:41:05
  Brian McFadden: Back on again.
• 2:41:07
  Testecleese: If you have a connection.
• 2:41:08
  Brian McFadden: Keep it. Yeah.
• 2:41:10
  Testecleese: The GPS will stay, but you need… you need, 5G, 4G, Wi-Fi, whatever.
• 2:41:17
  Brian McFadden: They'll get it going, yeah.
• 2:41:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, and all of a sudden, you're driving.
• 2:41:23
  Testecleese: 3 hours, 5 hours, through.
• 2:41:25
  Brian McFadden: Fuck.
• 2:41:26
  Testecleese: mmm… Oh my goodness.
• 2:41:30
  Testecleese: I've done it, dude!
• 2:41:33
  Testecleese: I live here!
• 2:41:33
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 2:41:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 2:41:36
  Brian McFadden: Good area. I like that area of the country.
• 2:41:38
  Testecleese: the Australian's like, I have sand.
• 2:41:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, Cuba has suffered another power failure, and the U.S. Embassy is warning Americans of these disruptions. How many Americans are actually in Cuba? How many are allowed there?
• 2:41:54
  Testecleese: Actually, believe it or not, this embargo thing, even though the one that Trump
• 2:42:00
  Testecleese: Put back in place, which people didn't realize was taken out of place.
• 2:42:04
  Brian McFadden: I know when, oh, and not Biden, but Obama was president, they were allowing sailboat races to Cuba.
• 2:42:11
  Brian McFadden: And all kinds of people that go down there on tourist visas, and now… I know the tourist visas don't… they're not there anymore, but I know you can get a missionary visa.
• 2:42:21
  Brian McFadden: And go down there on humanitarian reasons, or for family visits, too.
• 2:42:25
  Testecleese: You can go there because you want to see Cuba. You can get a tourist visa. I don't… It's just, you're not allowed to do certain things.
• 2:42:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:42:36
  Testecleese: Basically, you're not allowed to buy Cuban goods, bringing them back to the United States, and sell them for a profit.
• 2:42:43
  Brian McFadden: You can bring them back for personal consumption.
• 2:42:47
  Testecleese: Yes, that's actually how it works.
• 2:42:48
  Brian McFadden: Cuban cigars aren't that good anymore, but, you know, that's what everybody thinks about when they think about Cuba.
• 2:42:54
  Testecleese: They always do, exactly. It's not that they're not good, but the rest of the guys have caught up.
• 2:42:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:43:00
  Testecleese: But I got a Cuban cigar right here.
• 2:43:03
  Testecleese: that I'm showing ya.
• 2:43:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you got it from the cruise.
• 2:43:06
  Testecleese: Brian's… yeah!
• 2:43:08
  Testecleese: Got a Cuban cigars in Jamaica, and I smoked one already. It's the smoked one.
• 2:43:14
  Brian McFadden: I've still got a cigar left.
• 2:43:17
  Testecleese: Yeah… Yeah, it's pretty gummy at that point, though.
• 2:43:21
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:43:24
  Ron Pascoe: Well, ladies, looking on the out of here, guys. It's been a pleasure.
• 2:43:27
  Brian McFadden: Alright, later.
• 2:43:29
  Ron Pascoe: Alright guys, take care, have a good weekend.
• 2:43:31
  Testecleese: Thanks for coming by.
• 2:43:34
  Ron Pascoe: No worries, ladies, thanks a lot.
• 2:43:37
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:43:40
  Testecleese: What were we talking about?
• 2:43:44
  Testecleese: I don't know, let's just move on to the next topic, right?
• 2:43:46
  Brian McFadden: We got this, former Marine that's been in prison in Russia.
• 2:43:52
  Brian McFadden: And, now they're feeding him through a feeding tube, he's not actually in prison anymore, they transfer him to a hospital.
• 2:43:59
  Brian McFadden: His family… his mother, apparently, is in Russia. She has a court order to be able to see him, and Russia is still not allowing him to be seen.
• 2:44:08
  Brian McFadden: quarterly.
• 2:44:09
  Testecleese: Order from whom?
• 2:44:11
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was a Russian court, but I could be wrong.
• 2:44:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, well…
• 2:44:16
  Brian McFadden: It's the only car that would make any sense.
• 2:44:18
  Testecleese: That's why I asked that, because if a Russian court said yes.
• 2:44:22
  Brian McFadden: See, we got an initial… the international court said I could see him, you know? You gotta abide by it, you know?
• 2:44:28
  Testecleese: -
• 2:44:29
  Brian McFadden: Heh.
• 2:44:31
  Testecleese: an American court, what, what, what?
• 2:44:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, what's the point of that? Yeah. And, our Secretary of State has addressed this pro- concern with,
• 2:44:45
  Brian McFadden: the, Russian foreign minister, when they saw each other in Manila recently.
• 2:44:51
  Brian McFadden: And I'm not really sure why they just won't… at this point, he's not alive, he's… I don't know why they just won't release him to the U.S, so we can try to get him better medical care, and at least let his mother see him at this point, you know?
• 2:45:08
  Testecleese: Well, what is he accused of doing?
• 2:45:10
  Brian McFadden: Probably espionage, I know it was in the article.
• 2:45:13
  Testecleese: Probably, it's almost always what it is, right?
• 2:45:16
  Brian McFadden: He's in a catatonic state.
• 2:45:19
  Testecleese: What got me was they called him X-Marine.
• 2:45:22
  Brian McFadden: He's never an ex-Marine. Former Marine, yeah. He's been in prison since 2022.
• 2:45:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh… Yay!
• 2:45:30
  Testecleese: Exactly, he's been… he's been there for 4 years.
• 2:45:35
  Testecleese: I wanna know what he's accused of.
• 2:45:37
  Brian McFadden: I'm lucky.
• 2:45:38
  Testecleese: Has he had a trial?
• 2:45:40
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he was a… oh, I remember, it's in here someplace. He was accused of…
• 2:45:47
  Brian McFadden: beating up people in Russia, and then he had problems in prison where he was accused of beating up people while in prison.
• 2:45:57
  Testecleese: So he starts fights, is what they're saying.
• 2:45:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what they're saying.
• 2:46:01
  Testecleese: And then he started friends in prison.
• 2:46:02
  Brian McFadden: And he, he said, he said that, he was drugged.
• 2:46:09
  Brian McFadden: He was first arrested in January 2022 after fellow train pets reported he was intoxicating and causing a disturbance while traveling from Sochi to Moscow to replace a damaged passport.
• 2:46:25
  Brian McFadden: He was later convicted that year for assaulting a policeover officer and sentenced to three and a half years in prison.
• 2:46:33
  Brian McFadden: And he told him he believed his drink had been spiked.
• 2:46:37
  Brian McFadden: And then his legal troubles escalated while in custody when he's convicted of separate incidences during… involving…
• 2:46:46
  Brian McFadden: Altercations with prison staff and an investigator.
• 2:46:51
  Brian McFadden: His total prison term was for 10 years.
• 2:46:57
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:46:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh.
• 2:46:59
  Testecleese: You would think if he's,
• 2:47:02
  Brian McFadden: Tonic?
• 2:47:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, preparing to die, they would release him…
• 2:47:07
  Brian McFadden: Even though we're at war with Russia, basically.
• 2:47:10
  Testecleese: at war with Russia.
• 2:47:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, you know what I mean. I mean, not technically, we are.
• 2:47:14
  Testecleese: I mean, but we're not, and that's actually the point.
• 2:47:19
  Testecleese: Because if… If they're not gonna do something diplomatic like that… How do we…
• 2:47:26
  Brian McFadden: Deal with them in the future.
• 2:47:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, especially with what's going on,
• 2:47:32
  Testecleese: Iran and Ukraine are getting involved together, because Iran… Ukraine's fucking stupid.
• 2:47:42
  Testecleese: What we talked about last week with this… the intermingling of the wars.
• 2:47:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we did.
• 2:47:50
  Testecleese: Speaking of, what's up next?
• 2:47:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, we got the Trump has, the Trump. Trump has brokered Hamas disarmament deal.
• 2:48:00
  Testecleese: I don't like that, that Trump.
• 2:48:02
  Testecleese: By the way…
• 2:48:03
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure I've heard it before.
• 2:48:05
  Testecleese: I'd like to point that we never pointed out.
• 2:48:08
  Testecleese: Which is not like us. We never pointed out that he ends everything now on his Truth Social with, thank you for your attention to this matter.
• 2:48:18
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't…
• 2:48:20
  Testecleese: I think that's.
• 2:48:20
  Brian McFadden: I would…
• 2:48:20
  Testecleese: It's amazing, I love it.
• 2:48:22
  Brian McFadden: follow the True Social that much, so…
• 2:48:25
  Testecleese: Oh, well, that's where all of his stuff comes out. Okay. He's not posting to X, right?
• 2:48:31
  Brian McFadden: No, he's not allowed to. I mean, he's been… he is allowed to now, but he's refusing to at this point.
• 2:48:37
  Testecleese: No, because he's got his own fucking social media network.
• 2:48:42
  Testecleese: and Trump?
• 2:48:44
  Testecleese: On truth, you're truthin', aren't ya?
• 2:48:47
  Brian McFadden: Not that often. I haven't been on Truth in probably a year.
• 2:48:52
  Brian McFadden: But, yeah, no, he's brokered a Hamas disarmament deal… I don't… Wow.
• 2:48:58
  Brian McFadden: Saudi Arabia is planning an offensive with the Houthis.
• 2:49:05
  Brian McFadden: So, he's… he's trying to, like, kill this Israel, because Israel's been all about Hamas for months, slash years. Months, you know? Months.
• 2:49:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's been, at least a decade.
• 2:49:22
  Brian McFadden: So we'll see if this… this whole disarmament deal actually lasts, you know?
• 2:49:28
  Brian McFadden: Some of his peace deals have worked, some peace deals haven't, so we will see. And now Iran, it says, is planning to close
• 2:49:36
  Brian McFadden: It's close to a Hormuz plan with Oman, but reopening depends on the U.S.
• 2:49:49
  Testecleese: See, the Straight of Hope movies has been closed since this fucking conflict started.
• 2:49:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's been opened some.
• 2:49:57
  Brian McFadden: Some ships have gotten through. Some ships weren't…
• 2:50:01
  Brian McFadden: gotten through if they paid the toll to Iran through Bitcoin.
• 2:50:06
  Testecleese: Look at Brian drinking the Tall Boys.
• 2:50:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:50:16
  Testecleese: Not at all.
• 2:50:16
  Brian McFadden: Boy of Bud Light, though.
• 2:50:18
  Testecleese: Oh, damn.
• 2:50:21
  Testecleese: Gotta do what you gotta do to pay the bills sometimes, you know what I mean?
• 2:50:24
  Brian McFadden: Yup, we got money.
• 2:50:28
  Brian McFadden: We got paid!
• 2:50:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just hope that doesn't end up in your fucking personal account.
• 2:50:35
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not! It's still in PayPal, waiting for November.
• 2:50:38
  Testecleese: Oh! I had a good look, by the way, on LLC-ing the show.
• 2:50:48
  Brian McFadden: Should we finish the show before we LLC in?
• 2:50:52
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying that apparently we can do it for free or next to free in West Virginia, depending on what we're doing.
• 2:51:00
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:51:02
  Brian McFadden: And we talked about this other one earlier, where Trump said Exxon and Chevron's making too much money on the oil pricing.
• 2:51:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, the ga… I think.
• 2:51:11
  Brian McFadden: They're gouging.
• 2:51:12
  Testecleese: That own the gas stations that are…
• 2:51:14
  Testecleese: Keeping the prices high to make money.
• 2:51:17
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not, it's… it's coming from the oil companies themselves.
• 2:51:21
  Testecleese: I don't know, like I said…
• 2:51:25
  Testecleese: I go the next county over, it's 11 cents cheaper.
• 2:51:28
  Testecleese: You go to the next state over, it's a dollar cheaper.
• 2:51:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:51:33
  Brian McFadden: But that's all about gas taxes, for the most part, for us. For me, at least.
• 2:51:37
  Testecleese: So, oil's not actually up as much as people want to think it is.
• 2:51:42
  Testecleese: It's their fucking taxes that they voted for.
• 2:51:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they probably didn't even vote for them, the state just puts taxes in place. They're voting for the people that put the taxes in place.
• 2:51:53
  Testecleese: You're right, they voted for someone who said, we're gonna… you…
• 2:51:56
  Testecleese: Figure out how to do this. And we're gonna find the money, and they went to gasoline.
• 2:52:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:52:04
  Brian McFadden: Easy way at that.
• 2:52:05
  Testecleese: Because gasoline is bad, right?
• 2:52:10
  Testecleese: And then we find out, as we mentioned, tonight, Apparently…
• 2:52:16
  Testecleese: Your fucking gasoline, your CO2 emissions don't mean nearly as much as you thought they did.
• 2:52:27
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 2:52:30
  Brian McFadden: And then we apparently got GPS jamming surges happening.
• 2:52:34
  Testecleese: That's true.
• 2:52:35
  Brian McFadden: China's expanding their own navigation satellites.
• 2:52:40
  Testecleese: They're saying China was involved somehow?
• 2:52:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're launching their own navigation systems.
• 2:52:49
  Testecleese: It's… Here's the problem, is GPS is 50-year-old technology, right?
• 2:52:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it's still the gold standard technology.
• 2:53:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, and everyone's like, oh no, it's fairly new. No, for you and me, it's fairly new.
• 2:53:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's…
• 2:53:06
  Testecleese: fucking mill.
• 2:53:07
  Brian McFadden: The military's had it forever.
• 2:53:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, what do you think all the fucking rocket launches were for in the 80s, right?
• 2:53:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:53:18
  Testecleese: Oh, and… The problem is, it's 50-year-old tech, and you're… okay.
• 2:53:26
  Testecleese: I'm gonna date myself.
• 2:53:28
  Testecleese: You or I could have gone to Radio Shack.
• 2:53:32
  Brian McFadden: Hell yeah.
• 2:53:32
  Testecleese: I spent less than 200 bucks
• 2:53:35
  Testecleese: To jack up a satellite, and you know it.
• 2:53:40
  Brian McFadden: I used to love Radio Shack.
• 2:53:42
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, I had so much… I went there all the time. I bought so much stuff, because it was so much cheaper.
• 2:53:50
  Testecleese: Now I can get it all online, which…
• 2:53:54
  Testecleese: It's gonna drive brick and mortar in general because of that.
• 2:54:01
  Testecleese: But, I mean, I used to be able to build something that would disrupt satellites from my house. I didn't even rather launch them into orbit, you know what I mean?
• 2:54:10
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:54:12
  Testecleese: G… Alright, I'm just… it just tells me you don't know how a lot of this works.
• 2:54:25
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I… I like Radio Shack because it was convenient, so… I didn't like…
• 2:54:32
  Brian McFadden: get into a lot of building stuff at Radio Shack.
• 2:54:36
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I used to go there all the time and buy bits and pieces for a project I was doing.
• 2:54:42
  Testecleese: Like, I rigged up lights under my car.
• 2:54:47
  Testecleese: that I could flick on when I went to, like, a party.
• 2:54:51
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:54:51
  Testecleese: and bump my stereo, and etc, etc, and I could have lights…
• 2:54:56
  Testecleese: Lighten up the ground, I did that on Radio Shack.
• 2:55:00
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 2:55:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, anyway, anyway.
• 2:55:09
  Testecleese: That was a long time ago. Oh my god, I'm so old.
• 2:55:12
  Testecleese: What are we talking about, anyway?
• 2:55:14
  Brian McFadden: We're in Leftovers.
• 2:55:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if you want to cover any of these topics or not.
• 2:55:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know, anything in there worth talking about?
• 2:55:23
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 2:55:25
  Testecleese: Well, have a good look. Pick any one of the four, no?
• 2:55:29
  Brian McFadden: Bree.
• 2:55:31
  Testecleese: Oh, 3. Anyone, 3 you wanna talk about?
• 2:55:36
  Brian McFadden: We can talk about, Pakistani Avalanche.
• 2:55:40
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's, reminded me of the, the person who fell off of my, a peak…
• 2:55:51
  Testecleese: famous rock in West Virginia who fell to his death recently. This guy died with, like, 3 or 4 other people.
• 2:56:00
  Brian McFadden: 10 people, he…
• 2:56:02
  Brian McFadden: He was among 10 climbers that killed during this avalanche, and he was a famed climber. I think he was leading them, wasn't he?
• 2:56:11
  Testecleese: I'm not sure, but he was a famous mountain climber, and trying to do a…
• 2:56:16
  Testecleese: infamous mountain cliff in Pakistan, which is, again, again, climate change, global warming.
• 2:56:27
  Testecleese: This guy was killed by an avalanche!
• 2:56:30
  Testecleese: with his crew in Pakistan.
• 2:56:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was leading the expedition.
• 2:56:35
  Brian McFadden: He's actually climbed his exact climb 14 other times.
• 2:56:42
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:56:43
  Brian McFadden: He had climbed 14 different highest peaks in 189 days.
• 2:56:49
  Testecleese: Wow, that's… wow. Yeah. This guy's busy, huh?
• 2:56:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:56:54
  Testecleese: And he got killed in an avalanche.
• 2:56:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, he got… he got… he died doing something he loved, so…
• 2:57:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, and again, I just want to bring up that he died in an avalanche.
• 2:57:07
  Testecleese: So, make sure everyone knows what an avalanche is, that's when snow falls.
• 2:57:13
  Testecleese: So fast!
• 2:57:15
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:57:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:57:18
  Testecleese: In Afghanistan, which is a desert.
• 2:57:21
  Brian McFadden: Pakistan! Pakistan, Spain.
• 2:57:23
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, same difference in terms of a desert.
• 2:57:27
  Brian McFadden: Accidents are common on climbing expeditions in northern Pakistan because of avalanches, falling ice, and rock, and high altitude, and rapidly changing weather.
• 2:57:37
  Testecleese: This goes right back to what I was talking about with the, the ice, the glaciers in Indonesia, right?
• 2:57:45
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:57:47
  Testecleese: People are saying this shit's out of control, but… How long did it?
• 2:57:55
  Testecleese: dude died in an avalanche in, what was it, Pakistan, right?
• 2:58:00
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:58:02
  Testecleese: Nothing… Alright.
• 2:58:08
  Testecleese: Nice.
• 2:58:09
  Brian McFadden: You gotta take Sherry back.
• 2:58:10
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, I do, oh my goodness. There is so much…
• 2:58:16
  Testecleese: I say so much work, it's actually not so much work, it's just…
• 2:58:19
  Brian McFadden: -Oh.
• 2:58:20
  Testecleese: Paying the fuck attention, right?
• 2:58:25
  Testecleese: Man, I'm not very good at that. Let's be sure about that.
• 2:58:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Anyway, let's pinch this turd off.
• 2:58:35
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:58:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm outta here. Oh, shit, wrong.
• 2:58:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, well, we're done with it.
• 2:58:43
  Brian McFadden: That'll work.