Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / Below Deck Med & Dubai Reunion 1 Recaps with Deanna Cheng
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Drama, Darling.
- 0:19Speaker 4: Welcome In, Darlings, it is Thursday, it is September twelfth,
- 0:25Speaker 4: and it's gorgeous California here in Santa Clarita. And joining
- 0:30Speaker 4: me to recap both Below Deckmed and the Dubai Reunion
- 0:35Speaker 4: Part one is the one and only Dianna Chang Welcome In.
- 0:40Speaker 5: Welcome In. I heard the crowd cheering in my head. Wow, wow, wow,
- 0:48Speaker 5: What an embarrassment of riches we have Todayami Phillips, like,
- 0:51Speaker 5: really and truly.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Absolutely, And we are going to start with Below Deck
- 0:56Speaker 4: Mad because you know, there's a lot of levity there
- 1:00Speaker 4: we can just jump right into, obviously, but just just
- 1:04Speaker 4: a word to the wise, there is a lot of
- 1:07Speaker 4: news percolating in the Bravo universe.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I'm going to do a separate, little, uh shorter.
- 1:12Speaker 4: Podcast for that because there are just so many headlines
- 1:15Speaker 4: right now that I would love to talk about.
- 1:17Speaker 1: So catch me on that later.
- 1:21Speaker 5: I feel like I'm out of the loop. I don't
- 1:23Speaker 5: even know. Can I have one? Can you just say one?
- 1:26Speaker 1: Oh? Absolutely? I mean I can give you a little
- 1:28Speaker 1: as a teaser for sure. Are you kidding me?
- 1:33Speaker 6: Uh?
- 1:33Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack's Jackson him moving into his official new place.
- 1:40Speaker 4: We we've got uh, we have.
- 1:43Speaker 1: The casting of Miami. I'm just going to leave those
- 1:47Speaker 1: two there.
- 1:47Speaker 4: But you know, there's there's a lot happening, just some
- 1:51Speaker 4: updates on some headlines which I'm excited to talk about
- 1:55Speaker 4: and also sad about. You know, there are some other
- 1:57Speaker 4: dramatic things. So you can.
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- 3:08Speaker 4: So without further ado, can we please start talking about
- 3:12Speaker 4: below deck? Mad duh Deanna our girl And you know
- 3:20Speaker 4: who I'm talking about, right I think?
- 3:23Speaker 5: So? I mean I have we okay, yeah, our girl.
- 3:26Speaker 5: I mean that's who I assumed, but we do have
- 3:28Speaker 5: a few girls out there, but yes, Ellie's our girl.
- 3:31Speaker 5: Ellie today is.
- 3:32Speaker 1: A superstar entertainer.
- 3:34Speaker 4: The likes of which I've pulled two drops to enjoy
- 3:40Speaker 4: throughout this recap. Let's start with when she's talking about
- 3:44Speaker 4: her incredible velvet blue velvet dress with embellishments that she
- 3:50Speaker 4: put on and went out on that crew night out.
- 3:53Speaker 4: And this is what she says about this dress.
- 3:57Speaker 6: Because buttonnice dress.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Is this dress golong to the Lamborghini, not in a
- 4:06Speaker 2: van next to a decant.
- 4:12Speaker 1: In a van.
- 4:13Speaker 4: Again, it's so she's not wrong, Oh no, I'm that one.
- 4:20Speaker 4: She's one hundred percent right, and she knows what she wants,
- 4:23Speaker 4: which is that she is exactly that gal that you're
- 4:27Speaker 4: going to see with a man that she met through
- 4:31Speaker 4: Patty Stanger, you know, in a Lamborghini wearing that dress. Uh,
- 4:38Speaker 4: there's no other way to to slice it.
- 4:41Speaker 5: No, I mean to have packed that dress is fully psychotic,
- 4:47Speaker 5: because that makes no sense, you know, like the girls
- 4:52Speaker 5: get dressed up, but not like that.
- 4:56Speaker 4: No, no new when she was putting that on in
- 4:59Speaker 4: this spray tan.
- 5:02Speaker 5: I mean the juxtaposition of her and Carrie, right, yes,
- 5:08Speaker 5: Cassie do yep, this is Carrie is so top tier
- 5:16Speaker 5: and they are both top tier in their own special ways.
- 5:21Speaker 5: But you know, Carrie knowing exactly how to walk the
- 5:27Speaker 5: Ellie line. I'm tipping my goddamn hat because that's a
- 5:33Speaker 5: professional she does.
- 5:35Speaker 4: She does toe the line with her quite well.
- 5:40Speaker 1: She learned quickly from day one.
- 5:43Speaker 4: You know, when they were talking about that refrigerator, she
- 5:46Speaker 4: got checked by Ellie really quickly, and she saw, oh,
- 5:49Speaker 4: she needs to be in control. So from here on out,
- 5:53Speaker 4: I'm going to just follow suit. Now. What I find
- 5:56Speaker 4: totally interesting is that Carrie in her confessional says, oh,
- 6:01Speaker 4: I don't want to I know what drama does on
- 6:03Speaker 4: a boat, and I don't want to be the catalyst
- 6:05Speaker 4: of that. Meanwhile, after you know, clocking out of this episode.
- 6:10Speaker 4: I said, this, Gal has now talked trash directly to
- 6:15Speaker 4: the Chiefs Do about Ellie a net once I bit twice,
- 6:20Speaker 4: so she is laying it down and I thought, ooh.
- 6:24Speaker 1: You are messy.
- 6:27Speaker 5: Not only that she got the down low on Joe
- 6:31Speaker 5: and continued to go for him.
- 6:34Speaker 4: You're right, yes, the download, Yes, she got the download
- 6:38Speaker 4: on Joe.
- 6:38Speaker 1: And Ellie was very.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Quick to say, I don't know, I don't have anybody
- 6:44Speaker 4: but Joe. I care about him, stay away, you know,
- 6:46Speaker 4: like she really made.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Sure to claim him to Carrie.
- 6:51Speaker 4: And I thought, oh my gosh, you are really seriously
- 6:53Speaker 4: gonna try to get Carrie away from him by doing this.
- 6:58Speaker 1: But yeah, that's totally up heer alle.
- 7:00Speaker 5: The only reason I'm giving Carrie a pass with her
- 7:05Speaker 5: sit down to the Chiefs Do is that Ellie is
- 7:09Speaker 5: so demented and she's so plainly putting this nonsense out there,
- 7:15Speaker 5: and it's it's bad behavior, it's not professional, and I
- 7:21Speaker 5: think Carrie is a professional, and so she's just like,
- 7:26Speaker 5: I got to talk to someone about her, and that
- 7:30Speaker 5: someone happens to be the Chiefs Do, who is in
- 7:32Speaker 5: alignment with her on it.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Oh completely.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Asia has been waiting for someone to talk shit about
- 7:38Speaker 4: Ellie's I didn't realize how much Asia needed to talk
- 7:42Speaker 4: about Ellie.
- 7:43Speaker 1: She's like, oh, thank god.
- 7:51Speaker 5: But she has also kept it and in some ways
- 7:55Speaker 5: I've wondered, you know, because Ellie she's doen. Asia has
- 7:59Speaker 5: done such a good job of like keeping the boat
- 8:03Speaker 5: stabilized and keeping the girls continuing to work in their limited,
- 8:10Speaker 5: limited capacity. Just squeeze the little bit of working juice
- 8:16Speaker 5: out of them that's available and so but an end
- 8:21Speaker 5: when you're in that position where she has she has
- 8:24Speaker 5: sat down, I mean I could cry right now that
- 8:27Speaker 5: she's sat down for one meal. This whole time, it
- 8:29Speaker 5: is not okay. And you can't get it all done,
- 8:36Speaker 5: you know, you can't keep a level of service, keep
- 8:42Speaker 5: squeezing the little bit of juice out of these two,
- 8:45Speaker 5: keeping it peaceful, and also schooling them that they are failing.
- 8:54Speaker 5: Like she can't do all of the above. She has
- 8:58Speaker 5: done three out of the for beautifully. But the fact
- 9:03Speaker 5: that Ellie has the nerve to like act like they
- 9:07Speaker 5: don't need another stew It's like she yes, yes, Asha
- 9:11Speaker 5: does have to blow off some steam, and so does Carrie,
- 9:16Speaker 5: and so.
- 9:18Speaker 4: I don't even think that Asha even knows the half
- 9:21Speaker 4: of what Ellie is saying in these confessionals.
- 9:24Speaker 1: You know, I mean, I'm being pushed out. I'm a
- 9:30Speaker 1: top tier I'm been here, you know.
- 9:32Speaker 4: And she's been talking so much about how she has
- 9:36Speaker 4: been towing the line for the whole team this entire
- 9:39Speaker 4: time and feels so entitled. So it is incredible to
- 9:46Speaker 4: see her spinning out, you know, since Carrie joins.
- 9:51Speaker 5: But that is where I go. Okay, as a leader,
- 9:56Speaker 5: has Asha done a touch of a disservice that Ellie
- 10:02Speaker 5: has is under the impression that she is a strong
- 10:06Speaker 5: link and not a weak link, you know. But I
- 10:10Speaker 5: also don't think she had the bandwidth to accomplish all
- 10:14Speaker 5: of the above. Do you know what I'm saying?
- 10:16Speaker 1: Like she just do you know what you're saying?
- 10:18Speaker 4: And I actually think that Asha maybe hasn't done a
- 10:22Speaker 4: great job at this point with integrating Carrie, because if
- 10:29Speaker 4: you know, and it's not because I think that like
- 10:32Speaker 4: Ellie is a better stew than Carrie.
- 10:35Speaker 1: I think quite the reverse.
- 10:36Speaker 4: So it's not that it's just that Asha has been
- 10:40Speaker 4: I could see how Ellie would be a little confused,
- 10:43Speaker 4: but she's completely overreacting. But my point is that Asha,
- 10:48Speaker 4: you know, she has made it clear from the beginning
- 10:51Speaker 4: that she wanted to see what Carrie could do. That's understandable.
- 10:54Speaker 4: But now we're on the next charter, okay, and.
- 10:57Speaker 5: So oh she could do, she could do.
- 11:03Speaker 4: So Carrie is going to take it and run with it.
- 11:06Speaker 4: But now I don't remember her Asia saying exactly what.
- 11:12Speaker 4: You know, Carrie's role will be necessarily on this. So
- 11:16Speaker 4: it's kind of like if Ellie is in fact the
- 11:20Speaker 4: second stew then she should be the one that's doing
- 11:24Speaker 4: like serving the drinks and being the one to say, Okay,
- 11:27Speaker 4: go do that, and then can you do this to
- 11:31Speaker 4: a degree?
- 11:31Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying?
- 11:32Speaker 5: No, that's I do, and I yes, I do. I
- 11:36Speaker 5: just Asia has grinded so hard that I am so
- 11:42Speaker 5: impressed with her because many could not do what she did,
- 11:48Speaker 5: which is with this dilapidated crew this you know, she
- 11:55Speaker 5: has kept it running and she has turned turned her
- 12:00Speaker 5: body inside out to make it work. I mean, and
- 12:05Speaker 5: so I don't know what we want from her except
- 12:09Speaker 5: for Ellie's level of delusion. I have to put a
- 12:14Speaker 5: touch of it onto Asia.
- 12:17Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 12:18Speaker 4: I mean, she's been given second Stew, and she expects
- 12:23Speaker 4: to be second stu.
- 12:24Speaker 1: In fact, she expects to be cheap stew.
- 12:26Speaker 5: Let's be honest, Lord, Lord have mercy.
- 12:30Speaker 4: But her, uh, the way that she speaks about it
- 12:36Speaker 4: in her confessionals is like she's being told to walk
- 12:40Speaker 4: the plank. That's how much she feels disrespected. And it's like, no,
- 12:46Speaker 4: you're just actually getting help, you know. I think Carrie
- 12:50Speaker 4: probably got to the guests to get their drink orders
- 12:53Speaker 4: before you did, which is why she's doing that, you know.
- 12:58Speaker 5: And also knows how to drinks.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Also knows that to do a drink.
- 13:03Speaker 5: Yes, okay. So it's not just getting the drinks made
- 13:08Speaker 5: that Asha has to worry about. She's sitting there on
- 13:11Speaker 5: her over here on her earpiece hearing oh there's no lineman, there,
- 13:16Speaker 5: there's no this, there's no that. So it's not just
- 13:19Speaker 5: getting the drinks done, it's getting them done correctly, right.
- 13:23Speaker 3: And then she comes back and she's like, hey, would
- 13:26Speaker 3: you mind if I do the drink and you just
- 13:35Speaker 3: go away for good if that's okay, And then say
- 13:41Speaker 3: Carrie's like sure, no problem, and then she just leaves.
- 13:45Speaker 3: You know, it's like she again, what you were saying
- 13:49Speaker 3: about her just snapping too, like, I know how to
- 13:51Speaker 3: deal with this controlling lady, and I'm going to do
- 13:54Speaker 3: exactly that.
- 13:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna set everything down.
- 13:56Speaker 4: I'm gonna put the tray here and say enjoy, and
- 13:59Speaker 4: then her just cackling to Asia.
- 14:02Speaker 5: Because Asha gave her an order and she was she
- 14:07Speaker 5: she kind of does have to tell Asia to be honest, yeah,
- 14:12Speaker 5: because she knows this girl's tripping, right.
- 14:17Speaker 4: My only thing is that it's like there's only one
- 14:19Speaker 4: charter left, so I know there's no real need to
- 14:24Speaker 4: because you're not just beginning a charter a charter season.
- 14:29Speaker 4: You're going to be done here.
- 14:31Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know you're.
- 14:35Speaker 4: You're going against what you said in your confessional about
- 14:39Speaker 4: the trauma, but regardless, I love it.
- 14:43Speaker 1: So I love and I.
- 14:44Speaker 4: Love that Ashia has someone to be like, yeah, tell me, you.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Know for some long.
- 14:52Speaker 4: So Asia kind of has a safe space too, which
- 14:55Speaker 4: is really nice. It is she deserves it, she does,
- 14:59Speaker 4: so she turned it absolutely.
- 15:02Speaker 1: Uh.
- 15:03Speaker 4: So we get Gail and Joe talking and Gail's like,
- 15:07Speaker 4: oh no, you're a prick and I'm not gonna be
- 15:10Speaker 4: treated like this. Don't talk to me like a prick.
- 15:13Speaker 4: You're a prick. I'm not a princess. You're a prick.
- 15:16Speaker 4: And he just he's the typical person. We shouldn't be
- 15:20Speaker 4: surprised how he responded, because he said, uh, you know,
- 15:23Speaker 4: I think that you're that's that's probably your paranoia, ladies,
- 15:32Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 15:33Speaker 1: No, there's no man, he's right.
- 15:37Speaker 6: Mind we'll turn down an incredible night do with me.
- 15:42Speaker 5: She's like, come on, she's so right.
- 15:48Speaker 4: She's actually extremely right. But that's beside the point, over
- 15:52Speaker 4: to the side, over the side for now. Yeah, he
- 15:55Speaker 4: was you know, I like that she's stuck up for herself.
- 15:58Speaker 4: I love that she called him out on it. He
- 16:00Speaker 4: tried to shut her down, and she pulled it together
- 16:03Speaker 4: with him.
- 16:04Speaker 1: What did you think about that?
- 16:06Speaker 5: First of all, I was like Yale for president. I
- 16:08Speaker 5: am obsessed with her. Yeah, I was like so happy.
- 16:15Speaker 5: I mean I was yelling at the screen. I was like,
- 16:17Speaker 5: pin that little bitch to the wall, like you get him,
- 16:20Speaker 5: go get him, get him, you know, like, don't let
- 16:23Speaker 5: him off the hook, nail him. And you know, yeah,
- 16:27Speaker 5: I think she's dead on that. The closer he gets
- 16:31Speaker 5: she gets to Nathan, the more he is coming at her. Now,
- 16:37Speaker 5: why is that she's a stunning woman. I think he's
- 16:42Speaker 5: used to having every female's attention exactly. I think it
- 16:46Speaker 5: bugs him that she hasn't looked his way.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Yep.
- 16:52Speaker 5: And I think it also bugs him that she's as
- 16:55Speaker 5: good as she is and he has to I mean,
- 16:59Speaker 5: I can't believe I like this guy. In the beginning
- 17:01Speaker 5: of the season, I'm disgusted with myself.
- 17:04Speaker 1: It's don't be don't beat yourself up, Danna.
- 17:07Speaker 4: He's very charming and he doesn't come off like the
- 17:11Speaker 4: forward facing douchebags that we typically see that have this
- 17:15Speaker 4: kind of behavior, So it's a little harder. It was
- 17:18Speaker 4: like a slow and steady slope into Wow, this guy
- 17:21Speaker 4: really is such a d bag.
- 17:23Speaker 1: You know.
- 17:24Speaker 4: It was difficult to get there immediately because he was
- 17:28Speaker 4: you know, so that being said, don't don't beat yourself up.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I think we're all guilty of it. And that's fine.
- 17:33Speaker 1: I mean, it's just how it goes.
- 17:34Speaker 4: He's he's certainly way more subtle, but you know, he
- 17:39Speaker 4: I honestly think he just hates her. He has so
- 17:41Speaker 4: much resentment towards her because she is not fawning over
- 17:45Speaker 4: him like every other single girl he comes in contact
- 17:49Speaker 4: with and he can't control that. So if he can't
- 17:51Speaker 4: be better than her or have the upper hand in
- 17:53Speaker 4: a controlling hand, he is going to talk down to
- 17:56Speaker 4: her and make her feel less than And so when
- 18:01Speaker 4: they book that trip to Ireland last minute, and he
- 18:05Speaker 4: was just like drunk and he's looking right at her,
- 18:08Speaker 4: and I thought, you really did this to piss her off,
- 18:11Speaker 4: Like I really think that he did it in spite
- 18:16Speaker 4: to spite her.
- 18:17Speaker 5: I kind of do too. I was trying to figure
- 18:20Speaker 5: it out. I mean, I think Nathan was out to lunch.
- 18:22Speaker 5: He was drunk and not. I mean that that editing
- 18:26Speaker 5: at the end where her and Asia are literally in
- 18:31Speaker 5: some sort of tantric like hold literally hot yoga. Yeah,
- 18:38Speaker 5: literally some sort of hot yoga tantrick hold, and then
- 18:44Speaker 5: the three of them are hanging off a bed laughing.
- 18:47Speaker 5: I was like, oh lord, if this isn't how men
- 18:49Speaker 5: and women deal like you know, Yes, I think Nathan
- 18:52Speaker 5: was totally clueless and it was on the innocent side
- 18:58Speaker 5: with him.
- 18:58Speaker 4: I think, I don't know, he was looking at Gail
- 19:04Speaker 4: in the van while they were celebrating. He was kind
- 19:08Speaker 4: of like like, did I get away with this? I
- 19:10Speaker 4: don't know, but I couldn't tell if that was just
- 19:11Speaker 4: him looking house blackout.
- 19:13Speaker 5: So my instinct is that he doesn't know what just happened?
- 19:18Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean? He doesn't know, Yeah,
- 19:21Speaker 5: the level of what just Yeah.
- 19:23Speaker 4: What will happen next week when he actually wakes up
- 19:27Speaker 4: and realizes what happened, is he going to be like, Oh,
- 19:30Speaker 4: I didn't mean to do this, and I want to
- 19:31Speaker 4: go with you.
- 19:33Speaker 5: Well, it's interesting we learned in this episode that he's
- 19:38Speaker 5: usually a Joe type. He's a player, right, Oh, right,
- 19:44Speaker 5: She's a queen. She is top tier. Yeah, she's a
- 19:48Speaker 5: top tier human being. She's better than all of them. Like,
- 19:54Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell everybody, but she's literally
- 19:59Speaker 5: falls out of like the nineteen nineties sports illustrated magazines,
- 20:04Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean? Like you said, she's
- 20:06Speaker 5: just good and smart and all of it, talented, et cetera.
- 20:14Speaker 5: I wonder if at this point he's asking himself like
- 20:22Speaker 5: he's good, you know what I mean? Like, can I
- 20:26Speaker 5: maintain this off the boat? I think he's over his
- 20:31Speaker 5: skis a bit, and I don't know if he may
- 20:34Speaker 5: be sabotaging it a little bit. I'm not sure.
- 20:36Speaker 4: I absolutely think that that's probably the case, which we
- 20:41Speaker 4: see pretty much every season with a couple. One of
- 20:45Speaker 4: them sabotages it.
- 20:46Speaker 5: Right, you know, because it's really not meant to take
- 20:50Speaker 5: it off the boat.
- 20:51Speaker 4: No, at the end of the day, but somebody usually
- 20:54Speaker 4: has the idea that it can that could and can survive,
- 20:58Speaker 4: and so then they put all their in that basket.
- 21:01Speaker 4: And what was interesting is that when she had that
- 21:03Speaker 4: breakdown during being coddled by Asia.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Asha was like literally climbing inside of her body. I
- 21:12Speaker 5: do think Asia wants to have sex with her, like
- 21:15Speaker 5: I will put with everyone inside.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Yeah, great, and specifically her, Yeah, probably, Yeah. I actually
- 21:21Speaker 4: think she maybe wants to nurse her. I don't know
- 21:23Speaker 4: if it's more of a man anything, but she the
- 21:25Speaker 4: way that she was comforting her was out of like
- 21:29Speaker 4: animals in the wild. You know.
- 21:30Speaker 5: I don't think anyone has ever comforted me. I don't know.
- 21:35Speaker 7: I would not like that, I think, so I'm like,
- 21:38Speaker 7: I'm please, Like I don't want to be sharing every
- 21:42Speaker 7: bodily fluid with you in this moment, Like Asia was
- 21:46Speaker 7: so drunk, and she always is, she always is, and
- 21:51Speaker 7: so her slurring while trying to talk to her about this.
- 21:55Speaker 5: Was so funny, she's like you.
- 22:00Speaker 6: Or is it just drivingy good crool?
- 22:06Speaker 4: And I thought, what did she even say? And the
- 22:10Speaker 4: fact that Gail was like, I think it's a little
- 22:12Speaker 4: bit of both.
- 22:13Speaker 1: I was like, girl, you own that.
- 22:15Speaker 7: I spoke at water Wolf.
- 22:18Speaker 4: That is so impressive and then climbing and licking her.
- 22:22Speaker 4: She was like licking her like an animal, and it's
- 22:24Speaker 4: you'll be oh, let me lick your wounds. But she
- 22:29Speaker 4: had a real epiphany which was that, wow, shit, I
- 22:34Speaker 4: just went through a breakup on this boat that I
- 22:38Speaker 4: never actually dealt with. Let this guy be my you know,
- 22:43Speaker 4: uh bounce back, you know, rebound rebound relationship kind of thing.
- 22:49Speaker 4: And I was putting the same I was putting expectations
- 22:51Speaker 4: on him because he was treating me so differently with
- 22:53Speaker 4: respect and kindness and all this stuff. And now to
- 22:55Speaker 4: find out he's the same, and it's gonna hurt me,
- 22:58Speaker 4: just like this breakup And now what have I done?
- 23:00Speaker 4: And what what did I just go through? So she
- 23:03Speaker 4: was having a real existential relationship situation, yes.
- 23:08Speaker 5: And look did she was she flirting heavily with someone
- 23:13Speaker 5: while she was still with her boyfriend? Yes she was,
- 23:16Speaker 5: But I leave her be you know what. I don't
- 23:20Speaker 5: want to.
- 23:21Speaker 1: You're welcome.
- 23:23Speaker 5: I don't. I let Gail do Gail Okay, okay, yes,
- 23:30Speaker 5: welcome in.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Gail can do whatever she welcome in wants.
- 23:34Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, she's yes, So what and and what?
- 23:41Speaker 4: Welcome to Love Island, Welcome to Gail Island. Do it's right.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Anyway?
- 23:48Speaker 4: So Mike's birthday dinner, we have a whole new charter.
- 23:52Speaker 4: By the way, I'm not sure if they were there
- 23:53Speaker 4: last week or not.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Don't care. They're from Ohio.
- 23:56Speaker 5: They were.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this, this.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Mike's birthday dinner, by the way, that the table decor
- 24:02Speaker 4: I thought was really great. Ellie did a fantastic job.
- 24:05Speaker 4: I want to give her her flowers on that. The
- 24:07Speaker 4: flowers were great, thank you. And then the guests love it.
- 24:15Speaker 4: These these guests were so low maintenance, and I was like, okay, Ohio,
- 24:21Speaker 4: let's way to go. You know, as a Michigander myself,
- 24:26Speaker 4: I was proud to see Midwest represent and just be like, yeah,
- 24:30Speaker 4: give me a slice of pizza.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Because were they served pizza for dinner?
- 24:36Speaker 4: Because I remember John O making like a square pizza.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Huh what was that?
- 24:43Speaker 5: No, they weren't served pizza. I don't think, Okay, I
- 24:48Speaker 5: that pizza was for but I know maybe for the crew.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a good guess.
- 24:57Speaker 4: That's a great guess because you never see him that
- 25:00Speaker 4: the chef's making the crew dinners. So if that was
- 25:03Speaker 4: for the crew, that's odd because we never see chefs
- 25:06Speaker 4: make crew dinners. We only see it like a peer. Yeah,
- 25:10Speaker 4: but he was looking at his little cookbook. That has
- 25:14Speaker 4: steered him and very.
- 25:16Speaker 5: Wrong different, I know, damn it if I don't root
- 25:20Speaker 5: for him, though I really do. I do love him,
- 25:23Speaker 5: and I.
- 25:27Speaker 4: I didn't grow he didn't go on Crew Night Out
- 25:29Speaker 4: because he was like, I can't make a mistake. And
- 25:31Speaker 4: this is where you end the season strong. And I think, yeah,
- 25:35Speaker 4: if Captain Sandy knew that or found out at whatever point,
- 25:39Speaker 4: she is just going to be like, now, that's making
- 25:42Speaker 4: a good choice. Now, that's that's being a leader, right.
- 25:46Speaker 5: Yeah. And I gotta give it to Ian, who I
- 25:48Speaker 5: don't care for mccouber. I'm impressed that he's tucking himself
- 25:54Speaker 5: in and.
- 25:55Speaker 1: I didn't know where to be found. I don't know
- 25:57Speaker 1: where that guy is.
- 25:59Speaker 5: No, he's very much they've sort of like released him
- 26:03Speaker 5: story wise, and then but you know, that's a big deal.
- 26:08Speaker 5: Crewe night is like kind of essential to just let
- 26:11Speaker 5: off some steam and just have a little bit of fun.
- 26:13Speaker 5: And I like the fact I thought he also called
- 26:16Speaker 5: that that docking in quite beautifully this night time, Nighttime doc.
- 26:24Speaker 5: So you know, Ian's also I think so seems to
- 26:27Speaker 5: be ending on a high note so far, which is
- 26:30Speaker 5: nice to see, regardless of how we feel about him.
- 26:33Speaker 4: He stopped the trajectory of his story arc being something
- 26:39Speaker 4: that was going to be quite negative and he really
- 26:42Speaker 4: turned it around.
- 26:43Speaker 1: So that's good.
- 26:44Speaker 4: Yes, During Mike's birthday dinner, uh, the guess Mike receives
- 26:52Speaker 4: a tantric book of like sexual positions, and of course
- 26:55Speaker 4: Asia is in her element and she just that's.
- 26:59Speaker 5: A dirty bird I a dirty birdie.
- 27:03Speaker 1: And what do we expect, you know?
- 27:04Speaker 4: I mean, look, they gave the book right in front
- 27:07Speaker 4: of her. You cannot expect, you know, a dog to
- 27:11Speaker 4: come to its bowl when fed, you know, I mean.
- 27:15Speaker 5: Yes, it's you know, it's part of her charm. I'm
- 27:19Speaker 5: learning this season is that it doesn't she can that line.
- 27:26Speaker 5: She knows it. Apparently she knows who she's dealing with.
- 27:31Speaker 5: Even though the line doesn't work for me.
- 27:33Speaker 4: I want them, that's true, Deanna. When we're watching it,
- 27:38Speaker 4: we're like, oh, she definitely crossed a line, which she
- 27:42Speaker 4: does in our opinion, But again they decide, No.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Not one person has seemed bumped.
- 27:52Speaker 4: Ohio was fine with the dick on the arm rubbing joke.
- 27:56Speaker 4: I mean, I mean absolutely fine with.
- 27:58Speaker 5: It and not listen. I Midwest in general is having
- 28:02Speaker 5: a gorgeous moment right now, come through Tim Walls Chapel
- 28:07Speaker 5: Rowan like we're having a time.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right right.
- 28:12Speaker 5: These particular people I jotted down are some corny Caucasians,
- 28:18Speaker 5: Like they are.
- 28:21Speaker 4: Just some of the best, some of the some of
- 28:24Speaker 4: the corneas, some of the corneas, some of the some
- 28:26Speaker 4: of the corneas you're gonna get and that's great.
- 28:28Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah they are, they're they're they're a tougher bunch
- 28:32Speaker 5: for me. Oh yeah yeah. But God bless them.
- 28:38Speaker 1: No, absolutely, absolutely.
- 28:39Speaker 5: Yeah, God bless America.
- 28:41Speaker 4: We need to discuss when the Tender picks up the DJ.
- 28:47Speaker 4: The Tender also delivers the color system, which was a
- 28:56Speaker 4: real shocker and a delight for all of us. Now,
- 29:00Speaker 4: if you are a member of the drama Darling Patreon.
- 29:04Speaker 4: You know, then in our chat, because there's there's the
- 29:07Speaker 4: Patreon page in the Patreon.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Chat, it's a separate little chat free day.
- 29:13Speaker 4: They came in with colored because we were questioning, what
- 29:18Speaker 4: is color coding for laundry?
- 29:20Speaker 1: Because we couldn't find it.
- 29:21Speaker 4: Then I changed my search to like, not color coding
- 29:27Speaker 4: for you know, yacht laundry, it was like color coding
- 29:30Speaker 4: for clothes, and that changed the whole game. But the
- 29:34Speaker 4: darlings got to it before me, and they were posting links,
- 29:37Speaker 4: they were posting pictures of the color coding systems. Uh,
- 29:40Speaker 4: what's available out there? And so now we got to
- 29:44Speaker 4: see it, and thank god, because I was nervous, you know,
- 29:48Speaker 4: as we as we saw you know, Breeze was thrilled.
- 29:53Speaker 4: But we did see her inaction and we got to
- 29:57Speaker 4: see her list. I have it right here if you're
- 29:59Speaker 4: watching this.
- 29:59Speaker 5: On the preon, we have these little list.
- 30:03Speaker 4: Who's assigned what. Never seen neater writing than this in
- 30:06Speaker 4: my life. She's already pulled together. Gail is yellow, Joe
- 30:12Speaker 4: is maroon, Natea is green, Asia's white, Ellie is pink,
- 30:17Speaker 4: John O is brown, Carrie is red, Brie is blue,
- 30:21Speaker 4: and Ian is black. I just wanted to make sure
- 30:23Speaker 4: everybody knew what color everyone was. And I took one
- 30:26Speaker 4: look at that list and I said, good luck, get
- 30:29Speaker 4: to who to Brie, because I thought, you can follow
- 30:34Speaker 4: your system earlier with all your notes. How are you
- 30:37Speaker 4: going to do this?
- 30:38Speaker 5: It seems we're adding to this system. We were more street.
- 30:44Speaker 5: Well look here's the thing. What to us before we
- 30:50Speaker 5: just had names? Now right, that seemed like now we
- 30:56Speaker 5: have names and colors, So we've added right to the system.
- 31:00Speaker 5: Right to us, it seems like a more complicated system,
- 31:05Speaker 5: but that's not necessarily. We're not again, we're not Ellie.
- 31:10Speaker 5: And she seems energized and sorry Bray, energize and revitalized
- 31:16Speaker 5: by these beads. And it seems like, you know, she's
- 31:22Speaker 5: wondering why she didn't think about these beads at the beginning,
- 31:26Speaker 5: you know, like it's tough to be at the last charter.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Right and introduce a whole new system.
- 31:34Speaker 5: Implement a full new system. You know that.
- 31:37Speaker 1: But I wanted to survive.
- 31:40Speaker 4: I want it to work, and I want it to
- 31:41Speaker 4: be a huge success because if we see this turn
- 31:45Speaker 4: around and everyone's like, oh my god, look at my
- 31:47Speaker 4: shirts that look at my color bead on the hangar
- 31:50Speaker 4: and Sandy's like.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Ah, I don't believe this, you know. Oh, by the way,
- 31:55Speaker 1: was Sandy on that list? Oh god, there's already an error.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Sandy's not on this list?
- 32:04Speaker 5: Mean, do you have Sandy's number?
- 32:06Speaker 1: Yes?
- 32:08Speaker 2: You do.
- 32:09Speaker 5: Is there any way you can reach out and just
- 32:14Speaker 5: find out, say, we didn't see your name on if
- 32:18Speaker 5: Can you screenshot her that and go where are you
- 32:21Speaker 5: on this list?
- 32:22Speaker 1: Okay, I'll do it right now.
- 32:24Speaker 5: First of all, I love that the answer was yes.
- 32:26Speaker 5: Just you having Sandy's number. That gives me a lift.
- 32:30Speaker 4: Okay, Hi captain, Okay, so hi, hold on you. I'm
- 32:37Speaker 4: gonna do this in real time. Hi captain.
- 32:39Speaker 1: This is breeze.
- 32:42Speaker 5: Code color bead list, color code.
- 32:45Speaker 1: You knowller bead list. But where are you on this?
- 32:53Speaker 7: Uh?
- 32:54Speaker 5: Oh, I'm worried. I'm just gonna say worried or I'm
- 32:58Speaker 5: worried worried.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Okay, and then I'll do like a little emoji that's like,
- 33:02Speaker 4: let's see the moji is gonna be the one. This
- 33:05Speaker 4: is one of my favorites. It's the one where it
- 33:07Speaker 4: goes like this.
- 33:09Speaker 5: The lifts are Oh that says a.
- 33:11Speaker 4: Good one, like you're inhaling through clenched teeth. Yikes like
- 33:18Speaker 4: a yike yikes. Okay, no that yeah, that's the yikes
- 33:22Speaker 4: okay scent.
- 33:23Speaker 5: So this is worth thrilling.
- 33:25Speaker 4: We're concerned. So now I guess we'll just we got
- 33:31Speaker 4: that delivered. We'll see where it goes. She's pumped about it,
- 33:35Speaker 4: and Sandy is pumped about it because she she goes
- 33:38Speaker 4: into the laundry room later on, which you had requested
- 33:41Speaker 4: me last night, two different lines that you wanted me
- 33:45Speaker 4: to say as Captain Sandy, and you transcribe them out.
- 33:49Speaker 1: One of them is.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Hey, how's your laundry with your colors?
- 34:00Speaker 5: And then you're so happy, so happy. I made a
- 34:03Speaker 5: direct request.
- 34:04Speaker 4: Yeah, anytime, I'll take request you guys. And then the
- 34:08Speaker 4: other one was this is from Deanna. She wanted me
- 34:11Speaker 4: to say, the.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Wind's really blowing thirty nuts.
- 34:14Speaker 4: Boy, that's no good.
- 34:19Speaker 1: We're heading into port. So that's what happens.
- 34:23Speaker 4: But we'd had the silent and the silent Disco is
- 34:26Speaker 4: always a bizarre thing to watch.
- 34:29Speaker 1: Lord Heavenry thoughts on that.
- 34:30Speaker 5: Thoughts on that again, I'm gonna have to file it
- 34:34Speaker 5: under corny Caucasians. Oh, I don't know any Caucasians, and
- 34:40Speaker 5: I just have to file it under that.
- 34:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know, I know what to give them too,
- 34:47Speaker 4: because they loved it. You know, they know their charter
- 34:51Speaker 4: guests and what they'll.
- 34:52Speaker 5: Yeah, they ate that ship up.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 34:56Speaker 5: I mean they're easy guests and for that, I say,
- 34:59Speaker 5: thank you. You know, very easy. They're they're they're having
- 35:03Speaker 5: a great time. It's what else do you want? You know?
- 35:07Speaker 4: Yeah, and they had the water toys, they had requested
- 35:10Speaker 4: that tower, which I know Sandy was super pumped about.
- 35:15Speaker 4: And then they got to do that obstacle course with
- 35:17Speaker 4: the you know, the guests versus the crew, and Joe
- 35:22Speaker 4: really biffed it in there.
- 35:24Speaker 5: Remember when he felt I was worried for a second,
- 35:26Speaker 5: I will say, yeah, I mean I just got I
- 35:30Speaker 5: was like, is he okay?
- 35:31Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 35:33Speaker 5: And then I was kind of like, okay, great, thank you.
- 35:36Speaker 5: You know, I'm happy it was no, he was okay. Yeah. Listen,
- 35:40Speaker 5: a lot of fun goes wrong. That's why I limit
- 35:44Speaker 5: my fun amy, you know, I don't. I don't like
- 35:48Speaker 5: I'm a fresh taker.
- 35:49Speaker 4: Well, you know, as we age, you really pull back.
- 35:52Speaker 4: Like when you're younger, you just do whatever, but you
- 35:57Speaker 4: have to think. And I've always been pretty trepidacious person
- 36:00Speaker 4: as it is, but me too. You know, I'm going
- 36:03Speaker 4: to question the zipline. I'm going to question these things.
- 36:06Speaker 5: I'm going to question, ask a lot of questions. I
- 36:09Speaker 5: will maybe go on it. The one time I ziplined
- 36:11Speaker 5: was incredible, but I had nothing but questions. I ran
- 36:16Speaker 5: the poor man running the zipline ragged, okay, ragged, But
- 36:24Speaker 5: you know that was honestly. First of all, it was
- 36:28Speaker 5: surprising to me that, like organizing the rally, the relay
- 36:34Speaker 5: race was a thing that Joe was going to get
- 36:38Speaker 5: credit for. And so do you know what I mean?
- 36:39Speaker 5: I was like, oh, okay, okay, I didn't know that
- 36:43Speaker 5: that showed leadership. I guess it does ultimately to execute
- 36:47Speaker 5: it correctly. I just I don't know. I was surprised.
- 36:50Speaker 5: It was like a thing.
- 36:51Speaker 4: That does make sense actually now that you mention it,
- 36:54Speaker 4: because you know, when someone takes the lead on making
- 36:57Speaker 4: sure that the guests have a great time, whether it's
- 36:59Speaker 4: right a song or a rap or you know, a
- 37:04Speaker 4: choreographing a dance and performing it, you know, they get
- 37:08Speaker 4: points for that and Captain Sandy loves it. Yeah, now
- 37:12Speaker 4: they the next dinner they have that night is the
- 37:15Speaker 4: Anniversary's dinner. Didn't look too much into it, not sure
- 37:18Speaker 4: what was going on, but they love it, no complaints.
- 37:21Speaker 4: In the galley, Asia has some of John O's what
- 37:24Speaker 4: looks like their balls, you know, and we know how
- 37:26Speaker 4: much Asha loves balls, and she literally drools out of
- 37:30Speaker 4: her mouth like they had to do it in slow mow,
- 37:32Speaker 4: and it was quite funny.
- 37:34Speaker 5: I've had we listen. She's worn uts down this season
- 37:38Speaker 5: with her bodily everything.
- 37:42Speaker 1: You know, So we're fine with it.
- 37:45Speaker 5: We're h I giggled and I liked it, you know what.
- 37:48Speaker 5: I don't compliment to JOHNA.
- 37:51Speaker 4: Actually, yes, yes, we have Joe and Ellie flirting in
- 37:54Speaker 4: the crew mess. We have Joe and Carrie flirting somewhere
- 37:57Speaker 4: in the pantry. Morning happens. The guests leave and they
- 38:04Speaker 4: have the tip meeting. They got a thirteen hundred dollars tip,
- 38:07Speaker 4: pretty good preference sheet meeting, and then we have everybody
- 38:12Speaker 4: earning ready for the crew night out. They're out, Joe
- 38:17Speaker 4: buys a shirt which was pretty industrious. Actually happy yeah
- 38:21Speaker 4: to him. He bought the shirt off of another man.
- 38:24Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know what he was thinking. By
- 38:26Speaker 4: wearing that zipper sweatshirt out.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Yeah me, neither was odd. It looked good on him,
- 38:33Speaker 5: though he does he does preppy well, you know that's
- 38:38Speaker 5: part of the sneaky part of him though I think
- 38:40Speaker 5: like that, yeah, yeah, but he does wear it well.
- 38:46Speaker 4: Joe and Carry are starting to hang out, and that's
- 38:49Speaker 4: when which Ellie cracked me up when she says this, no.
- 38:53Speaker 6: Man, he's right mind, we'll turn down an incredible night
- 38:59Speaker 6: do with me.
- 39:00Speaker 2: She's like, come on, she actually says, like Jaws not
- 39:07Speaker 2: even choosing women based on who he's attracted.
- 39:13Speaker 4: I was like a slam, Like, you're just basically saying
- 39:16Speaker 4: he's attracted to these other women and you're the most
- 39:19Speaker 4: beautiful woman in the world. And for that, the delusion
- 39:23Speaker 4: makes me laugh and celebrate it because it's just funny.
- 39:26Speaker 1: She's in her own world.
- 39:28Speaker 5: She and there is something to being Delulu, you know,
- 39:34Speaker 5: it's there's something to it. And she is a pretty girl,
- 39:39Speaker 5: like I'm not gonna.
- 39:40Speaker 4: Stunning, She's actually stunning. She's a ten out of ten
- 39:44Speaker 4: out of ten, any man would be lucky. Captain Sandy
- 39:47Speaker 4: has replied. She said, he he he he hi.
- 39:53Speaker 1: I'm not on the list. Because she did mine separately,
- 39:56Speaker 1: not to mix it up.
- 39:59Speaker 5: A ah wow, wow wow, that's a the rill right now.
- 40:06Speaker 5: I just can't believe we had access to that level
- 40:09Speaker 5: of an exclusive. And if you are not a Patreon subscriber,
- 40:17Speaker 5: you can listen to this one, that one, and the other.
- 40:21Speaker 5: But Amy Phillips just texted um drooling quite like from
- 40:29Speaker 5: from Johno's balls. She just got within an episode a
- 40:33Speaker 5: direct response from Captain. I mean the captain.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Captain.
- 40:38Speaker 4: You know she's gonna respond. I said, copy that, thank you,
- 40:41Speaker 4: love to you and your family.
- 40:43Speaker 1: Okay, so.
- 40:46Speaker 5: Send her the episode, Send of the episode. I probably should,
- 40:50Speaker 5: probably should get Captain moving and shake it to get
- 40:53Speaker 5: heround there. Let's see if she's got anyone to add
- 40:56Speaker 5: to the Patreon Come on.
- 40:57Speaker 4: Now now at the club, Ellie, you know, quickly sees
- 41:05Speaker 4: that this is happening between Joe and Carrie and goes
- 41:07Speaker 4: over to Breen is like he's embarrassing us both, and
- 41:11Speaker 4: then breeze like I'm over it, like it's okay, like
- 41:15Speaker 4: chill out. We talked about the rest of the evening
- 41:19Speaker 4: in the van with Gail and stuff like that, and
- 41:24Speaker 4: Gale's breakdown later, and that's where the episode essentially ends,
- 41:27Speaker 4: so uh but honestly, great, great episode. Then we have
- 41:32Speaker 4: one more charter left and then it's the end of
- 41:34Speaker 4: the season.
- 41:35Speaker 1: It's done.
- 41:36Speaker 5: Wow, what it's been. I mean, as much as I
- 41:39Speaker 5: think they did Asia Dirty with having two stews, I
- 41:43Speaker 5: do think it yielded a hell of a season for us.
- 41:46Speaker 5: Like absolutely, Laundry was a runner, the likes of which
- 41:50Speaker 5: you know, we've never seen before, and.
- 41:53Speaker 4: The story hasn't ended yet with launch, we're now like shifted.
- 41:58Speaker 4: It's it's like the second act, you know of Laundry.
- 42:02Speaker 5: Now, Amy, I did catch and I don't know if
- 42:06Speaker 5: we factor this in. It's not from the episode, it's
- 42:08Speaker 5: the after show. But I caught a snippet of the
- 42:11Speaker 5: after show. Great where or maybe it was even on
- 42:16Speaker 5: Twitter or something like that, But.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Welcome in this after show news.
- 42:21Speaker 5: Okay, Carrie was speaking to Laundry and what she had witnessed.
- 42:27Speaker 5: Are you ready listen? She gave Bree a couldo because
- 42:35Speaker 5: she said what she saw happening is that people were
- 42:40Speaker 5: just dumping their clothes and laundry. Now, I think what
- 42:44Speaker 5: you're supposed to do is have a bag that's labeled
- 42:47Speaker 5: with your name on it and drop it off at laundry, right,
- 42:52Speaker 5: but people were just willy nilly dropping duds off in laundry,
- 42:56Speaker 5: dirty duds, and she was getting confused. So she said,
- 43:01Speaker 5: you know, as much heat as breeze taken and as
- 43:05Speaker 5: in the weeds as she has gotten. As we said,
- 43:09Speaker 5: she's had the spins. You know, she's had the Twisti's right.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Like the wash there, like the washing machine, you know,
- 43:20Speaker 4: like spin cycle, she's got.
- 43:21Speaker 1: The spin cycles.
- 43:23Speaker 5: She's got the spin cycle. But she said, I don't
- 43:26Speaker 5: know that the crew was really setting her up for
- 43:30Speaker 5: success with how they were delivering their laundry.
- 43:33Speaker 4: So interesting, you know, this begs the question is that
- 43:37Speaker 4: the chicken or the egg? So like that's how did
- 43:39Speaker 4: it start? You know, did they start with the bags?
- 43:42Speaker 4: And because she was so behind, she wasn't getting the
- 43:45Speaker 4: bags back, so then they ended up like having to
- 43:47Speaker 4: drop off other things. So that's where I would find
- 43:52Speaker 4: the other details interesting.
- 43:53Speaker 1: But I like that she came to her.
- 43:55Speaker 4: I love that Carrie so quickly is defending people and
- 43:59Speaker 4: she's known them for very long. Like for example, in
- 44:01Speaker 4: the van when Nathan and Joe book that trip, and
- 44:06Speaker 4: Asha was going after Nathan saying, like I bet I
- 44:10Speaker 4: hope that she's going, and Carrie was like, you better
- 44:15Speaker 4: have her gum with you, you know. She jumped in
- 44:17Speaker 4: on that to defend Gail, which was really nice. I
- 44:21Speaker 4: think I got the names mixed up there for a second,
- 44:22Speaker 4: but she defended Gail and she hasn't known her for
- 44:26Speaker 4: very long and I appreciated that.
- 44:28Speaker 5: Yes, no, I listen, I wish we had more Carrie
- 44:32Speaker 5: because I like the fact that she has called herself
- 44:35Speaker 5: out for taking banter too far. I mean, she's excellent
- 44:39Speaker 5: at her job and she's a little messy, which is
- 44:43Speaker 5: a gorgeous combination.
- 44:45Speaker 4: I love when she was hanging from the bunks with
- 44:47Speaker 4: the guys, I was like, this is a good time, gal.
- 44:50Speaker 5: That's right, you know that, you know, and shout out
- 44:54Speaker 5: to the editors. Just that juxtape, but that back and
- 44:57Speaker 5: forth was just glorious.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Was there was?
- 45:01Speaker 5: The One other thing I do want to say about
- 45:03Speaker 5: Ellie about Brie is again the juxtaposition, like, you know,
- 45:09Speaker 5: free leaves this season. I mean, I guess we'll see
- 45:12Speaker 5: if something could go really left the next charter, but
- 45:16Speaker 5: I believe she's leaving this season smelling like roses, you know,
- 45:21Speaker 5: like as much as as rough as it went down,
- 45:25Speaker 5: Like she is looking up and to see her talking
- 45:30Speaker 5: to Ellie who's literally wearing a gown from like Dancing
- 45:35Speaker 5: with the Stars, Like, I don't know what I'm looking at.
- 45:38Speaker 5: I don't know what this is. It's like a costume piece.
- 45:43Speaker 5: And she's in jeans, a sweatshirt and some tinted sunnies
- 45:46Speaker 5: and chilling her heart. She's like, I got my beads.
- 45:53Speaker 5: I'm bringing golden over here, Like I'm not sweating. Joe,
- 45:59Speaker 5: we already probably banged it out, even though Amy thinks
- 46:02Speaker 5: we didn't a small bathroom.
- 46:04Speaker 4: It's true.
- 46:05Speaker 5: True, she's just chilling. She's going into her own and
- 46:11Speaker 5: I just like seeing her smax and relax. And meanwhile
- 46:15Speaker 5: Bria is stressed and bedazzled. Her titties have fake and dressed.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Dressed any oh, the Tanner like exploding on to Carrie.
- 46:28Speaker 1: I'm like, where did that? Like camp?
- 46:30Speaker 4: No, I had to rewind it and it must have
- 46:33Speaker 4: been like a glob that was on the MIT.
- 46:37Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 46:37Speaker 4: Also, nice to see how the MIT works because I've
- 46:40Speaker 4: never done the MIT.
- 46:42Speaker 5: Wow, I have a MIT. I try to use it.
- 46:47Speaker 5: It is I used it for one wedding I just
- 46:50Speaker 5: don't think I'm it's so much surface area. That's my
- 46:54Speaker 5: problem is that, like I just don't have the bandwidth
- 46:58Speaker 5: for that. You know, it's just to get it even
- 47:00Speaker 5: it's just not a job I want to take on.
- 47:03Speaker 5: I can hand you over the the system if you
- 47:06Speaker 5: want to give it a world, because I'm sorry, I
- 47:10Speaker 5: don't think I'm going to use it, you know again.
- 47:12Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 47:12Speaker 4: I appreciate that I had to spray tand myself pretty
- 47:15Speaker 4: dang good for a video when I was doing Who's
- 47:18Speaker 4: doing Kimsel? Yeah, actually, I might take you up on
- 47:22Speaker 4: it if you're trying to get away.
- 47:24Speaker 5: If if we have a time next time, we may
- 47:27Speaker 5: just be like Mitt and I'll stick it. I'll remember it.
- 47:30Speaker 5: I will not remember it without that. But if you say, Mitt,
- 47:32Speaker 5: I'll put the system in my car and stay.
- 47:36Speaker 1: I love that it's a whole system. Are there color beads?
- 47:39Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 47:43Speaker 1: I have to color beat each part of my body
- 47:45Speaker 1: to know.
- 47:45Speaker 5: Where yet I did. No, the mint is nice because
- 47:49Speaker 5: it does give that even evens out the application. It does.
- 47:52Speaker 5: There's no two ways about that. It's just as long
- 47:54Speaker 5: as you you know, kind of I think it's you know,
- 47:56Speaker 5: that's why there's people who do it professionally. It's not
- 47:59Speaker 5: that easy of a job.
- 48:00Speaker 1: No, it's not.
- 48:02Speaker 4: No, Okay, Well we end the recap talking spray tands
- 48:07Speaker 4: and beads, and I couldn't have it any other way now, Deanna, Yes,
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- 52:53Speaker 4: Dubai reunion. One recaun welcoming, thank you, so we are
- 52:59Speaker 4: here at this, at this incredible to yourself.
- 53:05Speaker 1: I was thanking the gentleman who welcomed us in. Thank you,
- 53:12Speaker 1: thank you Amy. So the looks, the looks, the looks. Yes,
- 53:19Speaker 1: I loved everybody's.
- 53:20Speaker 4: I think that the weakest one seemed to be Sarah's
- 53:23Speaker 4: when she was sitting down, only because it just seemed
- 53:26Speaker 4: a little floppy and unstructured, so I couldn't make heads
- 53:30Speaker 4: or tails of it. But she looked beautiful and red,
- 53:32Speaker 4: and the diamond necklaces looked gorgeous. She looks dunning.
- 53:37Speaker 1: I think that.
- 53:37Speaker 4: Brooks's wasn't as like, uh, it seemed doesn't didn't seem
- 53:42Speaker 4: as high end.
- 53:43Speaker 1: However, I shouldn't say high end.
- 53:46Speaker 4: I should say it didn't seem as elaborate as some
- 53:50Speaker 4: of the other ones. And I appreciated the simplicity of it.
- 53:54Speaker 4: I loved her hair, I loved her makeup. I love
- 53:57Speaker 4: that she was just seemed very a little more like
- 54:03Speaker 4: a Caroline Stanbury like. They seemed very more natural and classic,
- 54:07Speaker 4: and I enjoyed that for both Caroline's Caroline's Yes, Caroline
- 54:12Speaker 4: Stanbury obviously phenomenal, very classic, love the earrings level everything
- 54:18Speaker 4: I Anne, I mean words, can't you even express her?
- 54:22Speaker 4: Look that head piece, the the uh train that was
- 54:28Speaker 4: draped around Andy Cohen, her arriving to set first, you know,
- 54:32Speaker 4: everything about it, and her arriving to the production place
- 54:37Speaker 4: that they did it in like a funeral, a an
- 54:42Speaker 4: entirely different reunion outfit, being like Brooks, I'm here for
- 54:45Speaker 4: a funeral, you know, like she just she's amazing.
- 54:50Speaker 1: What were your thoughts?
- 54:53Speaker 5: I agree? I find so many times that at a
- 54:59Speaker 5: reunion it's so rare for my eyes to be able
- 55:04Speaker 5: to just land softly on everyone. You know a lot
- 55:09Speaker 5: of times.
- 55:10Speaker 4: Land softly and ever that's so like, I know what
- 55:12Speaker 4: you mean. I mean I could feel bad because yeah, I.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Can feel it. I can feel it.
- 55:17Speaker 5: I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, there's always someone
- 55:20Speaker 5: where I'm like, you know, it just is it's just
- 55:24Speaker 5: not right, whether it's too much cleavage or just it's
- 55:27Speaker 5: just I was like, this is a lovely tableau.
- 55:32Speaker 1: I almost forgot about Lisa. What did you think about Lisa?
- 55:34Speaker 5: Well, I thought Lisa, it was like definitely a strong move.
- 55:37Speaker 5: She's in the color of fall, which is that ox blood? Oh?
- 55:42Speaker 1: Is that the color of fall?
- 55:43Speaker 5: I didn't know, yes, yes, now the.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Pantone color whatever.
- 55:48Speaker 5: Well, it is like what's popping right now? Now?
- 55:52Speaker 1: I love it.
- 55:54Speaker 5: You're gonna like look into all of your emails from
- 55:57Speaker 5: all the stores everyone. It's the accessories, it's boots, it's bags,
- 56:01Speaker 5: it's belts. Wow, it's just what's happening.
- 56:06Speaker 1: And you heard it now.
- 56:07Speaker 4: First from Deanna Chang of How to Be less Old,
- 56:11Speaker 4: who she co hosts with Emily Foster. Incredible substack. Check
- 56:15Speaker 4: out her podcast How to Be less Old. I thought
- 56:18Speaker 4: the color of the fall was going to be brown,
- 56:20Speaker 4: just straight up like chestnut.
- 56:22Speaker 5: And that's happening too. Okay, that's happening too, like at
- 56:26Speaker 5: these very rich fall Yeah, you can just they're esential.
- 56:30Speaker 5: You can just feel a lot of Swede is happening. Yes, yeah,
- 56:35Speaker 5: so great Ox. But it's like, I don't I did
- 56:38Speaker 5: a purge. I maricondoed my way out of a little
- 56:43Speaker 5: ox Blood bag that I have had for so many years.
- 56:46Speaker 5: And I'm devastated, do you know what I mean? Like
- 56:49Speaker 5: I cannot believe it that I did that, but here.
- 56:54Speaker 1: There was no way to know. Huh.
- 56:57Speaker 4: Look it's where did where did you put it? Where
- 57:01Speaker 4: did you donate it? Where did you sell it?
- 57:04Speaker 5: I donated it. I mean it wasn't like a you know,
- 57:07Speaker 5: it was a basic brand. I've literally probably had it
- 57:10Speaker 5: since I was in my twenties. I just would I
- 57:16Speaker 5: have marched it out? Yes, it would have. Yeah, so
- 57:19Speaker 5: I got to get my hands When I tell you,
- 57:21Speaker 5: I've got to get my hands on a Swede bag
- 57:24Speaker 5: and an ox blood accessory, it's an emergency, like.
- 57:29Speaker 4: Oh, please hit Deanna up in her DMS Dianna's DMS
- 57:35Speaker 4: Deanna M.
- 57:36Speaker 1: Chang? Is that okay?
- 57:37Speaker 4: That I just blascides And if you have any any
- 57:42Speaker 4: what you might call it leads on ox blood things
- 57:47Speaker 4: or swayed, please hit her up. The only thing I
- 57:50Speaker 4: can tell you is that Jenny Kine dot com codrama fifteen,
- 57:56Speaker 4: you can get some amazing pieces over there for Fall
- 58:00Speaker 4: and I ye, yes, I am a yes, I do
- 58:05Speaker 4: ads for them, but I genuinely love their clues. And
- 58:12Speaker 4: when I tell you, no, I'm kidding, who is sat?
- 58:15Speaker 1: Who is? When I tell every basic bitch on TikTok.
- 58:18Speaker 5: Oh, Okay, when I tell you.
- 58:22Speaker 4: That the cashmir coca and sweater that I have is
- 58:26Speaker 4: like living you know. Anyway, they just have a lot
- 58:29Speaker 4: of good false stuff. So that being said, if you beef,
- 58:31Speaker 4: you have any other leads, please hit us up.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Okay.
- 58:35Speaker 5: So I thought, like, wow, she's so in the time,
- 58:38Speaker 5: she's so on trend right now with that color, and
- 58:44Speaker 5: I thought she looked great. I mean, she did a
- 58:47Speaker 5: big look. The hair was a big swing. But if dance,
- 58:51Speaker 5: she can wear it. Like I thought, she looks stunning.
- 58:54Speaker 4: I absolutely loved it. I can't believe I forgot to
- 58:56Speaker 4: mention it first. I actually loved it more than I
- 58:59Speaker 4: AM's That's how much I loved it, Like because, like
- 59:03Speaker 4: you said, she did take a big swing, and that
- 59:06Speaker 4: doesn't always pay off. It looks too costumey. We've seen
- 59:09Speaker 4: Deit do it a million times. It's kind of more
- 59:11Speaker 4: of a laughing it's like, we love it because it's ridiculous.
- 59:15Speaker 4: Whereas she took it to the point where she did
- 59:18Speaker 4: those like finger curls, those finger waves that very nineteen
- 59:22Speaker 4: twenties that could come off as costume.
- 59:24Speaker 1: Yeah, and more.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Of like a dereite situation where she had that one
- 59:28Speaker 4: curl or whatever. Instead, somehow it looked really cohesive with
- 59:33Speaker 4: her outfit, and it looked absolutely gorgeous. So hats off people, Yeah,
- 59:38Speaker 4: you're gonna have to like, look who's coming, you know, Lisa,
- 59:42Speaker 4: she's a she's she's gonna get you, give you a
- 59:44Speaker 4: run for your money.
- 59:46Speaker 5: I agree, And I felt bummed for Sarah because I
- 59:49Speaker 5: kept even though my eyes were landing softly, I knew
- 59:53Speaker 5: that we were simply struggling with an angle with her,
- 59:58Speaker 5: like we couldn't sitting down like you said, huh, and
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: we can't really doing Yeah, when she came in and
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: she kissed Andy, we just didn't fully get at it.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: I feel like it's a good dress on her. We're
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: just having a hard time with it. Yeah, the way
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: it's layered and sitting.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Also, I just don't think she's gonna come back next season.
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: I mean, really you I don't know. That's the vibe
- 1:00:23Speaker 4: I got. That's just reunion part one. But when I
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: see all the dynamics between everybody, part of me feels
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: like Sarah may have run her course on the show.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: So that's just what I'll say.
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: I'm saying.
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: Now, let's talk about we're just gonna do broad Strokes
- 1:00:42Speaker 4: on this, but it was really sad and we already
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: knew this that Ian and Lisa have not spoken since,
- 1:00:49Speaker 4: you know, they wrapped their husbands, haven't spoken even though
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: they're good friends, and you know they are not in
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: a good place. There's a lot happening between the two
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: of them. They argue continuously, and by the time this
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: reunion ends, you're just like Stanbury is in the middle
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: of all this. It's basically about people becoming friends with Stanbury.
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: You know this whole season. I mean, because we have
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Stanbury and.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: Ian that are now friends, and we found out that
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: they after the reunion last year they were stuck on
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: a plane for seventeen hours and then that's how they
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: ended up bonding and they've got a lot in common.
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: I know that Lisa tries to show a text that
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: she like a gotcha text didn't stick.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Didn't stick.
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: Lisa right out of the bed, right out of the gate, says, oh,
- 1:01:40Speaker 4: not playing the victim again.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: You're a professional victim.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: And she just slings that and that is so triggering
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: for Ian, which we got to the bottom of because
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: later she talks about her sharing about FMG and like,
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: you can't say I'm a victim, you know, and Lisa
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: is saying, it's not about that. It was never about that,
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: It's about how you are with me. It's not it's
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: never been about that. And I think it's almost impossible
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: for Ian to hear anything other than the word victim
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: and it not being associated with what she's gone through
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: and what she shared. It's impossible for her to like
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: click that off and Lisa doesn't get it. So I
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: think Lisa needs to pull that.
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, So I've been down with the
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: dam she had this reaction before and before she shared
- 1:02:40Speaker 5: about it. You mean, we've had this victim discussion before.
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: I can't tell you exactly when, whether it was in
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: the beginning of this season or I don't know exactly
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: when the discussion happened, but this is not new information
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: to me. Right she cannot hear the word victim and rightful,
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: so I have I'm in alignment.
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: Find another word, I said, FGM.
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: Sorry, yes, So I don't know. I don't quite believe
- 1:03:17Speaker 5: that Lisa. I think she knows that word's going to
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: trigger Ian because I know it's going to trigger her.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: Yeah, so stop saying you know, like.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: So I just I just it's not okay. I wish
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:03:34Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say the opposite. Yeah,
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: we both agree. I agree with what you're saying. Lisa
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: should not be using that word with her.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: No, and Ianne has every right to have a very
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: strong reaction as a victim a right, horrible, horrible attack.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Right. So when you say playing victim.
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: It hits wrong, as it should.
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: Especially in light of her sharing it on camera, sharing
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: that she is a victim on camera the whole world knows.
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: She now has shared, you know, telling Andy like, yeah,
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: I regretted it. I mean, she has never been She
- 1:04:11Speaker 4: went through depression, she was so sad, she was humiliated
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: to she didn't want to go out, her kids, asking questions,
- 1:04:17Speaker 4: her kids, friends, completely vulnerable.
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: It's now an identity that she's had to sort through.
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: And I think at the end of the day, there
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: may be more good than bad that's come out of it.
- 1:04:28Speaker 5: I think there has been, but she is on the
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: front lines of that and that's so difficult, and so
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: there's so many other words that Lisa could choose.
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: I find Lisa to be vindictive at this point. Yes,
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: I agree that certainly, you know was shown in the finale,
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: like the last I'm sorry. Yeah, Like the last two episodes,
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: we really saw it was like a twi of an ending,
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: like oh, so this is who this person is, and
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: now we're seeing it even more so for her to
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: bring this up so fast into the reunion, calling her
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: that name and and just trying to separate it from
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: and saying it over and over again FGM, you know,
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: saying it like it's not about that. It's like, please
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: be gentle. You were her friend, you know, you know
- 1:05:25Speaker 4: how deep this is. You cannot just.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: Even if it's your enemy, stop, you know, that is
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: not the road. It was just not okay.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: You can't explain that away like you just yeah. So
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: I think we're on the same page about that.
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: I think she was like baiting her in the same
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: way we just saw it in the in the debate,
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: you know, like you can get a reaction from someone
- 1:05:52Speaker 5: by saying certain things, and I just she wanted.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: Her to go off if she should be an am brand.
- 1:06:01Speaker 5: Which yes, and if she didn't, then I don't know
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: what to tell you, Lisa, you know, like then you're
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: up your own ass, which I felt about her. I
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: do think she's up her own ass.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: She is, Yeah, she is.
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: I just didn't think it was any worse than any
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: other housewife being up their own asses, because everyone is.
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: But certainly now I love that we are now calling
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: it v Gate didn't know that that's what we were
- 1:06:29Speaker 4: calling it. But you know what was interesting, This was
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: a real mind blowing piece of information that we did
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: not get during the season, and that is that Stanberry
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: told Brooks about Toleen and correct me if I'm wrong,
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: if we didn't know this, but this was news to me.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: Stanbury told Brooks, if this is any indication of how
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: Tolene is, meaning showing her of a JJ, then she
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: does and belong on this show.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Did we know that?
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: No, because Tolene was like she said that, Yeah, No,
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: we didn't know that till ye.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: So that's a way bigger deal.
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: And we were told because Brooks she fought so hard
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: about Caroline saying such shit about Toilene, but she never
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: told us what she actually said, which made it look ridiculous.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: So it made it look like it.
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: Was she didn't say anything, but now she actually did
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: say something. Why was Brooks protecting Caroline at the same
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: time trying to split them apart?
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: Made no sense to me.
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: So Brooks finally coming clean about that was very odd.
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: Well, you know it's interesting because I mean, just to
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: just to tap on Caroline for a second. She says,
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: not that much on this shit, right, right? You know,
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: this is almost the epitome of main character energy because
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: she really doesn't say that much. She's pretty quiet on
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: the show. Is that fair to say? Yeah, but damn
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: it if she doesn't have these girls spinning and just
- 1:08:15Speaker 5: spinning around her and triggered by her, amazing, it's amazing.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: And how many people want to be on her side?
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: Right? So for Toline, I do feel and I think
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: it's hard. And it was such a different energy from
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: Brooks this that heard. Just her energy at the reunion
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: was different than we've seen all season.
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: It was a more demure, cutesy, very mindful, but she
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: was very not drunk, which was interesting because like the
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: beginning of the season, it seemed like she came in
- 1:08:54Speaker 4: like like a crashing rhinoceros, you know what I'm saying,
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden, you know, a third
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: of the way in, it's like what happened to Brooks?
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: She's just showing up and just kind of there and
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: having just light and now she's like a totally different
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: person to which maybe it was that she stopped drinking
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: or something like that, but I did like that that
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: Telene clarified at this read and I do not think
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: that she is an alcoholic. I'm sorry I said that,
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: and I'm glad that she took that off the table
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: because that can be very damaging.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: Well, and I think even for Andy to say, like
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: producers have said to you, just have one, I was like, oh, okay,
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: she really is right affected by alcohol, because like two
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: should not ever get you to the point where producers
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: are going, like, you know it, just she's having a
- 1:09:44Speaker 5: very strong reaction to alcohol.
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: So I thought it was extremely interesting that Andy pointed
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: out for all of us in the audience very specifically,
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: and I heard that producers told you not to do that,
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: like you just said yeah, no, yeah, because I'm like
- 1:10:00Speaker 4: the way I thought it was he wants us to
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: know that the producers are looking out for these women, right.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: And how much they drink on these shows, you know
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: I think it's that and I think that they probably
- 1:10:17Speaker 5: like her on the show because she's interesting and she
- 1:10:23Speaker 5: can be hard to like, I think once she's had
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: more than one or two drinks, because she enters into
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: a different zone.
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: Well, in New York or in the past, producers would
- 1:10:35Speaker 4: never say that, they would probably leave it alone and
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: let them drink until their heads fall off because they
- 1:10:41Speaker 4: know the drinking and fights occur and crazy behavior happens.
- 1:10:45Speaker 4: So I think it's a different time for the housewise,
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: That's what it marked for me, is that that Andy
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: made a point to let us know that if she
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: has a problem, we're not going to see her like
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: they're on top of it. I guess is where I'm going,
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it's either that they're on top of
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: it or specifically with this person, it just they don't
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: feel she's as useful after a few drinks because they
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: kind of like she loses the plot, you know, and
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: they're like, we actually prefer her right just having one
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: drink because then we can really get to use her
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: and have fun with her. So I don't know, but
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: her energy was totally different, and I ended up at
- 1:11:30Speaker 5: the end of this episode going like, which I've thought
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: throughout the season two is that she's an easy target
- 1:11:40Speaker 5: because she pops off, but Toleine, I do think always
- 1:11:48Speaker 5: was gunning for a relationship with Stan with Caroline, and
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: I do think she kind of did her dirty. I
- 1:11:55Speaker 5: do oh.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: I am not a fan of housewives, joining a show
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: through one housewife and then leaving them for dead and
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: becoming allies with another. Now they may have their real
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: issues and I get that, but there should be a
- 1:12:14Speaker 4: little more loyalty there. And it does seem weird. I
- 1:12:19Speaker 4: kind of like go back and forth because at first
- 1:12:22Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, that's Telene is so thirsty. She's
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: like leaving her for dead. She's choosing Caroline because Caroline's
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: a star. She's not going anywhere. And I would choose
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: that team too. I would choose Caroline, and I am
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: like one hundred percent. I mean, if it was like
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: I had to choose to be on a Housewives, I'm
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: going to go with the superstars of the show and
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: align myself with them, just like Jen aid and aligned
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: herself with Teresa, because that gives you the ticket to stay.
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: So for one I thought, yes, she's thirsty, and then
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: we heard about Telene, about how Telene is a beggar
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: and begged to be on the show, which was very fun.
- 1:13:00Speaker 4: And you know where where does that lie? I don't know,
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: But all I do know is in present day, Telene
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: is not on the same side as Brooks. And that
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: speaks some volumes and I'm not sure where that lands.
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: But I I love Telene. I love her on the show. However,
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: she might just be a little thirsty, thirsty, thirsty.
- 1:13:22Speaker 5: Well, she is thirsty, but she has found her way
- 1:13:27Speaker 5: and I don't think she's going anywhere to Lene is
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: a good addition. Her and her masculine energy is a
- 1:13:34Speaker 5: good addition to this show. Like I think her, you know,
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: and seeing her and Brooks go up and down is
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: also interesting.
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: But it does exaggerate. I mean, my god, oh when
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: that flashback when she was.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Like you were.
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: You run the ground?
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: Yeah, you were on the ground, crying, crying. She's like,
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: what was I And then that flashback, It's like, Okay, Brooks,
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: you were actually squatting on the ground hugging her.
- 1:14:04Speaker 5: Yes, I mean she Brooks is a housewife doing through
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: you know, there's no two ways about that. I mean,
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: even this guy who's paying for this then I would
- 1:14:13Speaker 5: love to know calling him Shrek. It is so deplorable,
- 1:14:16Speaker 5: It's so crazy. I mean, goodness, gracious.
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: Brooks is like, I can't trust what she says because
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: she either is exaggerating or full out lying. So that
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: is a really sticky wicket right there, you know, because
- 1:14:30Speaker 4: she keeps be getting caught, and part of me thinks
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: like she's said things that she doesn't even know or
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: remember because it was earlier in the season and she
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: was probably drunk, Whereas now she's trying to clean up
- 1:14:40Speaker 4: that mess and doesn't think that or does can't cop
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: to it because she doesn't know what she did. But like,
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: her having stories so wrong makes me not really trust.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: It's nuts.
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: So yeah, wait, what did you? Oh yeah, the Shrek thing,
- 1:14:56Speaker 4: Oh my god. And then her being like, oh yeah,
- 1:14:58Speaker 4: I let him pay for anything, and then her her
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: saying on the couch he didn't pay for anything.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't with you.
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: And then when she says one thing and then Telene
- 1:15:06Speaker 4: says it completely separate and opposite thing, I'm like, there's
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: no even miscommunication here.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: Someone is actually lying lying anyway.
- 1:15:16Speaker 5: No, I don't think that Brooks sets out to lie, right,
- 1:15:22Speaker 5: she may just step into it.
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: And then but the fact that Telene ended this show
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: by saying your a pathological liar kind of adds up.
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't seem wrong. I just don't know if
- 1:15:32Speaker 5: it's in her intention to lie or she's just so dramatic,
- 1:15:37Speaker 5: you know that it just it's what happens.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: It's her drama darling, you know.
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: Yeah, Well the whole this was interesting to find out
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: about getting Telena on the show, because they were plotting
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: to get her on the show obviously, and then Telene said,
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: she's like, you said, Brooks, that Caroline put three people forward,
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: and we need to get you on the show, like
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: you're the one who kept getting urgent about it, and
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: Brooks is like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we were working together.
- 1:16:06Speaker 4: So it's like, well, why are you calling her a beggar?
- 1:16:09Speaker 4: You know, and Andy clarifying like, bye, by the way,
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: when we bring a friend of yours on, that's really
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: big for you, of course, so maybe you're the beggar.
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: Well listen, you know she had to be mad at
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: Tolene Toleine has been terrible to her, you know.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: Yeah, Like.
- 1:16:38Speaker 5: She's just totally team Caroline. I don't know why everyone
- 1:16:42Speaker 5: can't be friends with Caroline. She seems available to the friendships.
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: I mean, she didn't have any friends last season apparently,
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: and now what.
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: Yeah, and now everyone seems God, is she a as Carlos
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: King would say, a force multiplier.
- 1:16:57Speaker 4: You know, because everybody knows, like we missed her from
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: Ladies of London. We knew what a superstar she was
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: from that. When we saw that she was on Dubai,
- 1:17:06Speaker 4: it was like we all caused ourselves. Yeah, if it
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: wasn't for her, I mean, that was a big selling point.
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: And I think when people came in maybe they wanted
- 1:17:16Speaker 4: to try and take her down out of being threatened
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: by her, which is why it was so divisive the
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: first season. She was also going through some other stuff,
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: I know, and then you know, cut two after the
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: first season, everybody knows how much the audience loves Caroline
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: and they're going to stand by her no matter what.
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: So after they read the fans what the fans are saying,
- 1:17:40Speaker 4: they're like, I better, you know, cozy up to Caroline.
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: Right right. These takedowns you gotta you know, yeah, they don't.
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: They don't work out. They tend to yeah, like a
- 1:17:53Speaker 5: star is a star, honey.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: You know. Well, anything left to say on reunion one
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: or we can wrap this up in a nice little
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: uh red dress.
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I enjoyed it.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: I loved it. I thought it was great.
- 1:18:11Speaker 5: Okay, I thought it was a good start.
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: Two and three I think are going to be really great.
- 1:18:17Speaker 4: Wait two and three or just two.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: I don't know how many.
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: Don't know what we're gonna get. But I would like
- 1:18:25Speaker 5: to see Ian and Lisa find their way. But I
- 1:18:30Speaker 5: don't know if we're gonna if that's gonna happen. When
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: when i Ane said she missed the kids, that was heartbreaking.
- 1:18:36Speaker 4: Yeah, she picked them up from school. I mean, like
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: Geez and their husbands have a friendship. Yeah, that is
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: really mm hmm.
- 1:18:44Speaker 5: I mean a Lisa actingly she's not bothered by Caroline is.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: Laughable mm hm oh yeah, or denying that is.
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: It's like she'd be better off to say, like, yes,
- 1:18:56Speaker 5: I found it challenging, you know, to have my bestie
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: sidled up to Caroline. I found it challenging. You know,
- 1:19:04Speaker 5: that would be a better start for us.
- 1:19:08Speaker 4: But remember when Tolene said to Lisa, are you gonna cry?
- 1:19:16Speaker 4: That was really savage. I know, well I did not
- 1:19:20Speaker 4: like that at all. It was hers, I didn't even
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: it was just I don't know what.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: They were talking about.
- 1:19:26Speaker 4: I can't even remember, but it was certainly about their friendship,
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: you know, Ian and Lisa's and I just when when
- 1:19:37Speaker 4: she said are you going to cry? I just like, wow,
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: is this a bully in a school yard? You know,
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: that's just a weird thing to say. And I thought
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: Telene has got a real nasty side, and I think
- 1:19:50Speaker 4: that we saw a part of it there, and I
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: just because I thought that was very cruel to say, crawl.
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: Does Lisa have anyone right now? Well?
- 1:19:58Speaker 4: I think she has that side the couch right and
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: Sarah maybe loosely loose.
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: Loose.
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: They'll probably bond more together because now they have to
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: just now one side against the other. And Sarah's going
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: to be gone anyway, so it doesn't matter about her.
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I think you're right. That's a real revelation
- 1:20:21Speaker 5: that I'm having to sort through. Yeah, yeah, well, well,
- 1:20:27Speaker 5: I mean I think that's it, you know, ox blood.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: Ox blood.
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: Oh. One last thing, I have to give a shout
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: out to one of the people who Andy said had
- 1:20:37Speaker 4: a question for them, and it was Gingerbush has a
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: question and they were like, wow, they had a reaction
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: to that and I loved it.
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: I did too.
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: They just like these names of the people they're coming
- 1:20:50Speaker 4: with the questions, and Andy just flows right through him
- 1:20:54Speaker 4: like it's nothing, you.
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: Know, Yeah, you know. I did have one thought, which
- 1:21:00Speaker 5: was there is something about when he was asking if
- 1:21:05Speaker 5: she flew private and she did. Emirates like, there is
- 1:21:08Speaker 5: something about the girls coming from Dubai to a reunion
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: that does up the ante because it is a schleep,
- 1:21:18Speaker 5: you know, and there's something kind of exciting about having
- 1:21:23Speaker 5: them here because we don't have them here very often.
- 1:21:25Speaker 5: I'm like, New York, you do a shoulder roll from
- 1:21:29Speaker 5: the side into the studio, you know, which is nice Jersey.
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: You know, it's an hour, but like yeah, I was like, yeah,
- 1:21:38Speaker 5: this is pretty cool that they're all here and there's
- 1:21:41Speaker 5: something to it.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 1:21:43Speaker 4: I mean we used to think Salt Lake City was
- 1:21:46Speaker 4: a long way to go right to New York. But
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