Latest / Untraditionally Lala / Propaganda! Roll the Tapes!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous,
- 0:08Speaker 1: welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. Mom, what do you have
- 0:11Speaker 1: in your sack?
- 0:13Speaker 2: Today I brought raisins and almonds from the farmer's market
- 0:17Speaker 2: that comes every Tuesday to Sherman Oaks.
- 0:20Speaker 1: I love that. Wait, in the mall parking lot? Yeah.
- 0:23Speaker 2: They set up shop and I go buy.
- 0:27Speaker 3: They set up shop and she shops.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Isn't that the farmer's market where you said that there
- 0:32Speaker 1: was a hot candle maker that you thought was cute
- 0:34Speaker 1: for me?
- 0:35Speaker 4: Yep.
- 0:35Speaker 1: There's a lot of hot men that set up shop there.
- 0:38Speaker 1: A lot. Yeah. And you know what? I love a
- 0:42Speaker 1: man with like a job.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Are you looking for you, Lisa?
- 0:45Speaker 1: No, for me.
- 0:46Speaker 2: I was looking for you guys.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Anyone for Easton? Anyone good for Easton?
- 0:50Speaker 2: There's lots of pretty girls there.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Yeah, lots of pretty girls.
- 0:54Speaker 3: I'm on a hanging out by myself moment right now.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Oh, so just back to the last however many years
- 1:03Speaker 1: of your life? Back to the 33 years previously. How
- 1:06Speaker 1: are you doing with the breakup, by the way?
- 1:10Speaker 3: Good. Good.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Amber asked me this yesterday, you guys. She goes, how's
- 1:14Speaker 1: Easton doing with his breakup?
- 1:15Speaker 3: I know, it's nice to know other people outside of
- 1:16Speaker 3: my family care about me.
- 1:17Speaker 1: I haven't even asked.
- 1:20Speaker 3: There it is.
- 1:21Speaker 1: How is my brother?
- 1:22Speaker 3: I see him every day, but I haven't asked how
- 1:24Speaker 3: he is.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Well, because you just normally seem like I know when
- 1:28Speaker 1: you're bummed out and you haven't seemed that bummed out.
- 1:31Speaker 1: I mean, I've been bummed.
- 1:32Speaker 3: It is what it is. You know, it's like it's
- 1:34Speaker 3: just all different. But I'm in no position to be
- 1:38Speaker 3: in a relationship right now.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Easton said two days ago, I just need to get
- 1:43Speaker 1: a lot of fucking money so I can go and
- 1:46Speaker 1: adopt a child. That's what he said.
- 1:48Speaker 2: He's so cute.
- 1:50Speaker 3: I think that's where my life is going. Really?
- 1:54Speaker 1: You want to be.
- 1:54Speaker 2: A single dad?
- 1:55Speaker 3: I think I want to be a single dad. I
- 1:58Speaker 3: really do. And I know I talk about my old
- 2:03Speaker 3: friend who I worked with, John. Yeah. Rest in peace,
- 2:05Speaker 3: good fella. And because he'd tell me, he was like
- 2:09Speaker 3: 60 and he was like, get married. It gets very lonely.
- 2:14Speaker 3: But then I'm like, if I have kids and stuff,
- 2:18Speaker 3: Even when they move out of the house, like, I
- 2:19Speaker 3: just think that they'll keep me busy. I don't know.
- 2:22Speaker 3: I just don't want a relationship right now. I just
- 2:25Speaker 3: want a kid. I understand. I just want a kid.
- 2:26Speaker 1: You just want a kid. Mm-hmm.
- 2:28Speaker 3: My very own.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Well, Lauren will share her too with you.
- 2:32Speaker 3: It's different, mom.
- 2:33Speaker 1: They are the communal kids. They are communal kids, but
- 2:35Speaker 1: it is different, obviously, as you know.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:39Speaker 1: You're such a good TT, though. We went to Mr.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Bones yesterday, you guys. And it was so hot.
- 2:45Speaker 3: I'm a pushover. And my family knows it. And my
- 2:48Speaker 3: mom takes advantage of the pushover that I am.
- 2:51Speaker 1: No, I said, because mom was telling you, we really
- 2:54Speaker 1: want you to go.
- 2:55Speaker 2: We miss you when you're not there.
- 2:56Speaker 1: That's very true. But I also was like, it's Sunday.
- 2:59Speaker 1: Football's on. Like, if you don't want to go Easton,
- 3:02Speaker 1: you don't have to go.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Ocean heard this.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Mom, I go, I don't know if I, I don't
- 3:07Speaker 3: think I'm going to go. And you're walking out of
- 3:09Speaker 3: the house and mom goes.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I think Ocean also pushed you to come.
- 3:16Speaker 3: No, Ocean was the one because I said I wasn't going.
- 3:18Speaker 3: And she said, no. And she pointed, Gigi, Mama, Titi.
- 3:24Speaker 3: We're all going. And I said, right.
- 3:26Speaker 1: So in 100 degrees, Easton's like pulling this wagon with
- 3:30Speaker 1: two children, backpacks, pumpkins. No, they're so, I don't know.
- 3:35Speaker 1: And they were just all smiles. I was like, Easton,
- 3:37Speaker 1: I know this is a lot for you, but if
- 3:38Speaker 1: you could see my kids' faces right now, I promise
- 3:41Speaker 1: you it would be worth it.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Yeah. That's how I know I, I don't know what
- 3:46Speaker 3: I want in life, but what I do know I
- 3:48Speaker 3: love is seeing every, I like other people being happy
- 3:52Speaker 3: or like that makes me happy. That's good enough. Like
- 3:55Speaker 3: I was not wanting to go.
- 3:57Speaker 1: But when I saw how happy.
- 4:00Speaker 3: It was, but like seeing everybody happy, I was like, wow,
- 4:02Speaker 3: this is perfect. Did I want to go? No. But
- 4:05Speaker 3: when everybody was happy, I'm happy.
- 4:07Speaker 2: And you got to socialize with adults.
- 4:08Speaker 3: Socialized. Watched the football game at Mr.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Bones.
- 4:12Speaker 1: With a friend who also was bummed out that he
- 4:15Speaker 1: had to bring his kid to miss football.
- 4:18Speaker 3: Well, the 95 to 100 degrees is what was really dangerous.
- 4:21Speaker 3: No one was there, though.
- 4:22Speaker 2: There were no lines.
- 4:24Speaker 1: And we left right when the lines were coming. We did. Yes.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Nailed it.
- 4:29Speaker 2: And Ocean got her face painted and it was so darling.
- 4:33Speaker 3: And it was so cute. And while she was getting
- 4:35Speaker 3: her face painted, maybe you guys were thinking, I wanted
- 4:38Speaker 3: to do it. I was like, I bet that feels
- 4:40Speaker 3: so good. No?
- 4:42Speaker 1: Yeah, when Ocean was getting her eyes dusted with that paintbrush,
- 4:45Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I want to do
- 4:47Speaker 1: it too.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Always make her do my makeup. I'm like, come on,
- 4:50Speaker 3: do my makeup.
- 4:51Speaker 1: The brushes feel so good.
- 4:53Speaker 2: They really do.
- 4:54Speaker 1: She looked so beautiful. They gave her a winged liner.
- 4:58Speaker 1: She was Elsa. They made her Elsa. And she was like,
- 5:02Speaker 1: the woman goes, would you like glitter? And Ocean goes, mom,
- 5:05Speaker 1: I have school tomorrow. Do you think that the glitter
- 5:07Speaker 1: will come off? Will I be able to have glitter?
- 5:09Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, get the glitter. She goes, may
- 5:11Speaker 1: I see the glitter? She shows her the glitter palette
- 5:14Speaker 1: and Ocean does this thing where she.
- 5:17Speaker 3: That one.
- 5:18Speaker 1: And the girl goes, if you don't like any of
- 5:20Speaker 1: these choices, I have another palette. And she goes, may
- 5:24Speaker 1: I see the other palette? She opens it up. She's
- 5:27Speaker 1: looking and she goes, You know, I think I really
- 5:30Speaker 1: liked the blue in the other palette. I was like,
- 5:32Speaker 1: get the blue in the other palette then. It's gorgeous.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Options.
- 5:36Speaker 1: I love Ocean. So, I mean, obviously I love Sosa too,
- 5:41Speaker 1: but Ocean is just.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Well, Ocean's at the age where she's like coming into
- 5:46Speaker 3: her little personality. Yeah. She's becoming a little girl with
- 5:50Speaker 3: her own personality. And it's fun to watch.
- 5:53Speaker 2: She's a prissy little girl.
- 5:54Speaker 3: And I don't change any of it. I want her
- 5:57Speaker 3: to just be her.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Me too.
- 5:59Speaker 1: What did she say yesterday?
- 6:02Speaker 3: What does she not say?
- 6:03Speaker 1: And she goes, I was very impressed by that mom.
- 6:08Speaker 1: I was like, I was, she goes, have you ever
- 6:09Speaker 1: seen anything like that? I've never seen anything like that.
- 6:12Speaker 1: I was very impressed.
- 6:13Speaker 2: So cute.
- 6:14Speaker 1: I'm impressed by what you're talking about.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Your vocabulary is very impressive.
- 6:18Speaker 2: But you know what I love about her too is
- 6:19Speaker 2: if she doesn't know a word you're using, she'll ask
- 6:22Speaker 2: you what it means.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Yes, she does.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she definitely does that. Ocean or Sosa was
- 6:30Speaker 1: really fun, but she started getting aggressive towards the end.
- 6:33Speaker 2: Sosa found cupcakes and that was the end all be all.
- 6:36Speaker 1: The end of the whole day. Some employee at Mr.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Bones left cupcakes in a reachable area for young children.
- 6:43Speaker 1: And my daughter, she was bent down and I was like,
- 6:46Speaker 1: what the fuck is she doing? And I see her
- 6:48Speaker 1: just poking this cupcake, wanting it. I probably should have
- 6:53Speaker 1: thrown them away, but someone ate my daughter's poking, licking cupcake.
- 6:58Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have it in me. She,
- 6:59Speaker 1: from there, lost her mind.
- 7:01Speaker 2: Yep.
- 7:01Speaker 3: A donut couldn't even save it.
- 7:03Speaker 4: No.
- 7:03Speaker 1: A donut couldn't even save it.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Nor ice cream.
- 7:05Speaker 1: She becomes possessed with sugar.
- 7:07Speaker 2: And then the ice cream she wouldn't share.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Oh, I had to rip that away.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:12Speaker 3: That was really fun, too.
- 7:13Speaker 2: But then we got the bright idea to get another spoon,
- 7:16Speaker 2: and then it worked out beautifully.
- 7:19Speaker 1: No, it didn't.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:20Speaker 1: She had both spoons. She wouldn't give it back to Ocean.
- 7:24Speaker 1: She was like this, just a chowing down. I was like,
- 7:27Speaker 1: we're done.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Yep.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Just prepping for that 600 pound life.
- 7:31Speaker 1: And then she freaking went to hit me when I
- 7:34Speaker 1: told her I couldn't. We had to leave. It was six.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Her bedtime's at 630. She wanted to go on the
- 7:39Speaker 1: jumpy house. I said, we're done. I pick her up.
- 7:42Speaker 1: She winds that hand back. I looked her.
- 7:44Speaker 3: So I wound mine up. I dare you.
- 7:48Speaker 1: I dare you to hit me right now. Puts the
- 7:50Speaker 1: hand down. She gets so sensitive.
- 7:57Speaker 3: She is her mother. Yeah.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Like I'm okay to hit you, but don't even threaten
- 8:02Speaker 1: me because I will sob my eyes out.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Lauren's the type of person that will go and start
- 8:07Speaker 3: hitting somebody.
- 8:08Speaker 1: I've never hit anyone in my life.
- 8:11Speaker 3: Is this a metaphor?
- 8:12Speaker 1: Metaphorically?
- 8:13Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Okay.
- 8:14Speaker 3: You're the type of person that will go in. start
- 8:16Speaker 3: punching somebody. And as soon as they turn around and
- 8:19Speaker 3: hit you once you run, cry. And then you're saying
- 8:23Speaker 3: they attacked me. And it's like, well, no, I kind
- 8:25Speaker 3: of just defended. That's you.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Is that me?
- 8:29Speaker 3: You, you poke the bear. And then when the bear attacks, no,
- 8:32Speaker 3: she pokes back. I'm chilling.
- 8:35Speaker 1: And then the bear, no, I'm the bear. I'm the bear.
- 8:37Speaker 2: They poke.
- 8:39Speaker 1: And then I attack.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Okay.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I see it so differently than you.
- 8:48Speaker 2: I see it the way you see it.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Thank you, Mom.
- 8:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:51Speaker 1: You're a dumbass, Easton. By the way, there were orcas
- 8:54Speaker 1: in Newport Beach while I was in Florida.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Were they poking bears? No.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Because of El Nino waters, it's abnormally warm, and so
- 9:04Speaker 1: it's pushed these tropical predators far north from their normal
- 9:09Speaker 1: habitat near Mexico and Central America. I am so bummed
- 9:14Speaker 1: I didn't see it. They're still there. People are still posting.
- 9:18Speaker 3: Well, let's go.
- 9:19Speaker 1: They're along the coast of Newport Beach. So all of
- 9:23Speaker 1: these people who go out for a whale tour are
- 9:27Speaker 1: seeing orcas that they would normally never see in these parts.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Absolutely stunning.
- 9:34Speaker 3: Well, is that what's going on with the dolphins? Because
- 9:35Speaker 3: I've also been seeing like, what do they call them?
- 9:39Speaker 3: Schools of dolphins?
- 9:40Speaker 1: No, it's a pod.
- 9:41Speaker 3: A pod of dolphins as well?
- 9:43Speaker 2: School of fish.
- 9:44Speaker 3: School of fish?
- 9:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Pod of dolphins. Because I saw like hundreds of dolphins
- 9:48Speaker 3: just on TikTok going through and they, well, I didn't,
- 9:53Speaker 3: from what it was sounding like, it wasn't that normal
- 9:54Speaker 3: for that many of them to be swimming in the
- 9:57Speaker 3: same thing. So I don't know if it's El Nino
- 9:59Speaker 3: as well. No.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Maybe not in October. I know in the summertime there
- 10:03Speaker 1: were like, I remember a few times that I went
- 10:07Speaker 1: down to Newport Beach in the summer, went on a
- 10:10Speaker 1: boat and it was like dolphins everywhere you looked. I
- 10:12Speaker 1: remember jumping into the water. I was drunk. But the
- 10:17Speaker 1: sound underneath of them communicating. wild was crazy that's cool
- 10:23Speaker 1: no it was amazing i'm so happy that like normally
- 10:26Speaker 1: i wouldn't jump into the ocean because i'd be afraid
- 10:28Speaker 1: something would eat me no no no because i was
- 10:30Speaker 1: like a little bit saucy.
- 10:31Speaker 3: Not only that if i if there's hundreds of dolphins
- 10:35Speaker 3: i'm jumping right in yeah they're gonna protect you at
- 10:37Speaker 3: all point yeah yeah hopefully maybe i'm off he never came.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Back up A dolphin ate him. They never do that.
- 10:48Speaker 1: I'm so bummed I can't share with you guys about
- 10:50Speaker 1: my Florida trip. Like a fucking fever dream. What is
- 10:54Speaker 1: a fever dream?
- 10:56Speaker 3: All I can say is on TikTok.
- 10:58Speaker 1: I keep using fever dream without knowing what it actually is.
- 11:01Speaker 3: Can I say this? I saw Dodie crashing out on
- 11:03Speaker 3: TikTok though.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Everyone does.
- 11:05Speaker 3: That's the only thing I saw.
- 11:06Speaker 1: It was like a real life crash out of Kristen Dodie.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Who do we owe for this incredible experience? Oh, I
- 11:15Speaker 1: wish I could friggin' talk about it. I can't. But
- 11:18Speaker 1: I think you guys will enjoy. I think you guys
- 11:20Speaker 1: will definitely, definitely enjoy.
- 11:23Speaker 3: The phone call that I got from you in the
- 11:26Speaker 3: vehicle with the rest of the gals, hearing about what
- 11:30Speaker 3: you went through, they're going to enjoy it.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Oh, in the car with, yeah, yeah, yeah, with Kristen.
- 11:34Speaker 3: We have some greatness. I heard about it. Can't wait
- 11:38Speaker 3: to see it. Cannot wait.
- 11:40Speaker 1: You guys are going to love it. Okay.
- 11:43Speaker 2: I'm just going to put it out there. I wasn't
- 11:44Speaker 2: on the phone call, so I don't know.
- 11:46Speaker 3: You were getting your eyes checked. Oh, yeah.
- 11:48Speaker 1: You guys were at Costco.
- 11:50Speaker 3: We were at Costco getting our eyes checked, but I
- 11:52Speaker 3: had just got done. But listening to Kristen talk about
- 11:56Speaker 3: what had happened to her was like taking a hit
- 11:58Speaker 3: of acid. I cannot wait.
- 12:01Speaker 1: I cannot wait. I'm so excited.
- 12:04Speaker 3: She was just talking and I was like, oh my God.
- 12:06Speaker 1: I was looking around and I'm like... The fact that
- 12:10Speaker 1: we are lucky enough to get to relive what we're
- 12:13Speaker 1: experiencing right now is fucking good. I was looking at
- 12:18Speaker 1: the people who are not a part of my friend
- 12:20Speaker 1: group and even they were like, this is fucking wild.
- 12:22Speaker 2: Wild.
- 12:23Speaker 3: So fun.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Everyone had a great time.
- 12:28Speaker 3: Sorry, I was just thinking about it.
- 12:29Speaker 1: We should move on so I don't continue to share.
- 12:30Speaker 2: And we had a great time with your kids.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Guess what I did see that I have to say. Oh,
- 12:34Speaker 3: in Palm Springs. Yeah.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Can I tell you?
- 12:36Speaker 3: They get home on Monday.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I left Tuesday. I hadn't seen you guys in like,
- 12:43Speaker 1: what was that? Two weeks?
- 12:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:44Speaker 1: And it's been two weeks. So you had fun in
- 12:46Speaker 1: Palm Springs? Solo parenting with Sosa?
- 12:49Speaker 2: Justin came with us. It was Easton and myself. She
- 12:52Speaker 2: was an absolute delight.
- 12:56Speaker 3: She really is a gem.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Tell me more. Like she was just easy, didn't cry,
- 13:00Speaker 1: was very chill. Never cried.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Jess would walk over, grab my hand. She really loves
- 13:05Speaker 3: just taking like individuals to like play.
- 13:10Speaker 1: I know.
- 13:10Speaker 3: Hand, hand, hand.
- 13:12Speaker 2: And all she'd say is, I love you, TT.
- 13:14Speaker 3: I love you, TT.
- 13:15Speaker 2: I love you, Gigi. So cute.
- 13:17Speaker 3: And my favorite thing is scaring her. And when she
- 13:20Speaker 3: gets scared... She just immediately, I love you, TT. I
- 13:24Speaker 3: love you, TT. So I'd hide behind the door and
- 13:25Speaker 3: she'd walk out and go, I love you, TT.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I love you, TT.
- 13:31Speaker 3: That's how you know you got her. If you said
- 13:33Speaker 3: she loved you, you scared her.
- 13:34Speaker 1: I know. And can I tell you, she came home
- 13:37Speaker 1: because that was the longest I've been without Sosa. She
- 13:39Speaker 1: goes home, she goes, I miss you, mommy. Mommy, I
- 13:43Speaker 1: missed you. Oh, they were screaming. I know. I'm so
- 13:47Speaker 1: bummed you didn't film that.
- 13:48Speaker 2: I didn't have my phone.
- 13:49Speaker 3: Lisa is queen.
- 13:50Speaker 1: You guys, I walked into the playroom. I have not
- 13:52Speaker 1: seen my children, right? They ran up. And when I,
- 13:56Speaker 1: it was the highest pitch scream jumping all over me.
- 13:59Speaker 1: I was like, this is like what life is about.
- 14:01Speaker 1: I just feel so full right now.
- 14:04Speaker 3: I feel like I got you something that goes on
- 14:06Speaker 3: your face to record things like that. Yeah.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Yeah. Number two, my Lisa, I love her to death.
- 14:14Speaker 3: My favorite thing is when she comes out and never
- 14:16Speaker 3: knows where, where's your phone right now? I don't know.
- 14:19Speaker 3: There it is. Perfect point. Every time she goes, Easton,
- 14:22Speaker 3: give me your phone. I want to get this. I
- 14:24Speaker 3: get her into the camera and then she look at
- 14:26Speaker 3: me and go, I missed it.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:29Speaker 3: It's like, just get your own phone.
- 14:30Speaker 1: I tried. She asked my kids, you guys. She goes,
- 14:34Speaker 1: you guys, do what you just did for mom.
- 14:37Speaker 3: I was like. She's two.
- 14:39Speaker 1: She's two years old.
- 14:41Speaker 3: Can you guys come back in and can you guys
- 14:43Speaker 3: act like you just saw your mom?
- 14:45Speaker 1: I'm like, the moment has passed. And she's laying on
- 14:47Speaker 1: the couch. I wanted the real moment.
- 14:49Speaker 3: She's laying on the couch. Dad again.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Because now my obsession with time, I want to go
- 14:55Speaker 1: back and relive moments, right?
- 14:57Speaker 2: Well, I got a little bit of it. I just
- 14:59Speaker 2: didn't get the prime part.
- 15:01Speaker 1: The prime, so just the part where they walked away after.
- 15:04Speaker 3: You got the bloopers of the movie that get cut.
- 15:07Speaker 2: I tried, though.
- 15:08Speaker 1: It's okay. All I know is it was so— I
- 15:11Speaker 1: loved being back. I really loved being back. When I
- 15:14Speaker 1: was in Florida, I started tweaking just a tad. I
- 15:18Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to need my family, and I'm
- 15:21Speaker 1: going to need my children. And Ocean woke up this morning, 6.30,
- 15:24Speaker 1: to get ready for school. I let her sleep in
- 15:26Speaker 1: my bed again, even though it was a school night.
- 15:29Speaker 1: And she goes— We start cuddling in the morning. I'm like,
- 15:31Speaker 1: it's time to get up for school, baby. She goes, Mom,
- 15:35Speaker 1: I've been thinking— Because I sleep so well in your bed,
- 15:39Speaker 1: I'm thinking that I should just probably sleep in your
- 15:43Speaker 1: bed every single night.
- 15:44Speaker 2: So cute.
- 15:45Speaker 1: I was like, I think you're right.
- 15:46Speaker 2: And she should. Yeah, she should. Because you slept in
- 15:49Speaker 2: my bed until you were 12.
- 15:50Speaker 1: No, I think it was. 14?
- 15:53Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
- 15:56Speaker 1: No, I think I started sleeping in my own room
- 15:58Speaker 1: when I was like 14, yeah. Because you went from
- 16:01Speaker 1: your room and then I got kicked out. So I
- 16:02Speaker 1: slept with Easton.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I was terrified.
- 16:07Speaker 3: I just remember dad coming in and going like, Lauren,
- 16:10Speaker 3: I'm going to sleep with you. It was like a
- 16:11Speaker 3: core memory. I was thinking, what the hell's going on here?
- 16:13Speaker 3: And then every night there she was. And I was thinking, okay,
- 16:16Speaker 3: I guess we just have four bedrooms and up here,
- 16:19Speaker 3: but we're using two.
- 16:20Speaker 1: I don't know why I was so scared to sleep
- 16:22Speaker 1: by myself.
- 16:23Speaker 3: And then what pissed me off is like, you got,
- 16:25Speaker 3: you'd get up a little earlier than me. So then
- 16:28Speaker 3: I'd get up.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Oh, she'd wake you up.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I know. And now when Ocean tells me I get
- 16:33Speaker 1: scared and I want to be like, no, you don't.
- 16:35Speaker 1: You're manipulating me. I go back and I'm like, I
- 16:40Speaker 1: used to tell my mom that I was scared and
- 16:42Speaker 1: I like genuinely was terrified. And my mom would make
- 16:45Speaker 1: me sleep in my bed. I would cry and cry
- 16:48Speaker 1: and cry and cry. She would never come in. My
- 16:51Speaker 1: dad would come in and sleep in my twin bed
- 16:53Speaker 1: with me.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Oh, that's sweet.
- 16:55Speaker 1: He's sweet. You're an asshole.
- 16:57Speaker 3: Well, how could she come in and sleep with you
- 16:59Speaker 3: when she was vacuuming until 3 a.m.? And what could
- 17:02Speaker 3: possibly come and get you? She's up. You're fine. Go
- 17:05Speaker 3: to bed. Somebody's wandering the home.
- 17:08Speaker 1: No, my mind would run wild. So Ocean's going to
- 17:12Speaker 1: sleep with me.
- 17:13Speaker 3: I was just going to say.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Oh, I wake up in the middle of the night
- 17:16Speaker 1: thinking about every single wrong move I've ever made. What
- 17:20Speaker 1: I did as a child that placed me.
- 17:21Speaker 3: The Scott Disick?
- 17:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:23Speaker 3: Just thinking about everything bad that's ever happened to me.
- 17:27Speaker 1: That's me.
- 17:27Speaker 3: How do you see that?
- 17:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it resonates. I am Scott Disick.
- 17:32Speaker 3: I was like, wow, we are all Scott Disick.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Before we deep dive into pop culture, did you see
- 17:49Speaker 1: that DM that I sent you about the coyotes in
- 17:51Speaker 1: West Hollywood?
- 17:52Speaker 3: Yes.
- 17:54Speaker 1: You guys?
- 17:56Speaker 3: They're on different floors.
- 17:58Speaker 1: There's like this abandoned building.
- 18:00Speaker 3: I don't even think it's abandoned. I think they're literally
- 18:03Speaker 3: building the home.
- 18:05Speaker 1: Okay, well, there's no one living in it. It's basically
- 18:07Speaker 1: just like a wooden structure. And it's on the news,
- 18:11Speaker 1: this video. And they're asking neighbors like how they feel
- 18:14Speaker 1: about these coyotes. And for those of you who don't
- 18:17Speaker 1: know West Hollywood, it's very compact. It's a lot going
- 18:20Speaker 1: on with just like the people.
- 18:22Speaker 3: Should I play the video for what they have to
- 18:24Speaker 3: listen to? Please.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Never imagine what would move in across the street. They
- 18:29Speaker 1: say this abandoned building has turned into an animal shelter.
- 18:33Speaker 1: And here's a.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Little bit of what they have to put up with,
- 18:36Speaker 3: especially at night.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Not your typical neighbors.
- 18:42Speaker 3: So we have like a zoo here.
- 18:44Speaker 1: We have a zoo here.
- 18:45Speaker 3: I was going to say, that sound is the exact.
- 18:48Speaker 2: I feel like it sounds like an animal shelter.
- 18:50Speaker 3: I was just going to say, every time I walk
- 18:51Speaker 3: into mom's office, all I would hear was that exact thing.
- 18:54Speaker 3: And I was like, That is my living hell. To
- 18:57Speaker 3: be at home watching TV, trying to be calm. Yeah,
- 19:02Speaker 3: I would have called the police too going, what can
- 19:05Speaker 3: we do?
- 19:06Speaker 1: I know, but you guys in the video while they're howling,
- 19:08Speaker 1: it's a video and there's coyotes.
- 19:12Speaker 3: On every level. Just howling.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Howling out.
- 19:19Speaker 3: It's so good. It's so good. Do you think one
- 19:23Speaker 3: house and then it just starts the fucks?
- 19:25Speaker 1: Yeah, they're talking to each other.
- 19:26Speaker 3: It's like car alarms. One goes off and then we're
- 19:28Speaker 3: all fucked. I think it's cute.
- 19:31Speaker 1: It's cute until you're next to an everyday mom.
- 19:34Speaker 3: Would you rather live next to... Hold on. Would you
- 19:36Speaker 3: rather live next to somebody who doesn't keep their yard
- 19:40Speaker 3: nice and like it's coming into yours? Maybe like a
- 19:43Speaker 3: little hoardery? Or would you rather live next.
- 19:47Speaker 1: to coyotes i have a better one would you rather
- 19:49Speaker 1: live next door to like partiers who like have music
- 19:53Speaker 1: going until that or coyotes mom the.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Partiers because i can call the cops to.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Shut it down coyotes because i like animals and i
- 20:02Speaker 2: think it'd be cute to see them.
- 20:03Speaker 3: All Yeah, it would be cute for maybe two hours.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Until you see them trying to haul your toddler off
- 20:08Speaker 1: and then it's not that cute.
- 20:10Speaker 3: I'm going with the drunk partiers because I can call
- 20:12Speaker 3: the COPs and they'll come over and they will deal.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Or I could just call them and be like, hey,
- 20:19Speaker 1: I hate to be a square. Like, could you turn
- 20:22Speaker 1: it down a little bit? And then they can tell
- 20:23Speaker 1: me to fuck off because it's only nine. Fuck you, bitch.
- 20:27Speaker 1: there are times where our neighbors are partying and i'm
- 20:28Speaker 1: like oh my god it's still going i look at
- 20:31Speaker 1: the monitor my lights are out throughout the whole house
- 20:34Speaker 1: and it's quite literally 8 30 p.m i'm like i
- 20:37Speaker 1: can't tell them yeah it.
- 20:39Speaker 3: Gets sad at nine o'clock where i'm laying in bed
- 20:41Speaker 3: i'm like the why is their music still playing i'm
- 20:44Speaker 3: going out looking around and then i see and it's
- 20:46Speaker 3: like 9 15 i'm like maybe i'm the one they're actually.
- 20:49Speaker 1: They're so respectful though by the way 10 That music
- 20:52Speaker 1: is off. Off and they are inside. Like they are great.
- 20:57Speaker 1: We have great neighbors. We have great neighbors.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Yes, we do.
- 21:00Speaker 1: They're fantastic.
- 21:01Speaker 3: Both sides.
- 21:02Speaker 1: And I love that coming from Utah where like we
- 21:04Speaker 1: all knew our neighbors. The fact that I could call
- 21:07Speaker 1: my neighbors to just like do a check-in or like, hey,
- 21:10Speaker 1: I was wondering if you spotted this car. Like, do
- 21:13Speaker 1: you know them? And then we're all on the lookout.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Oh, I love just when I wake up to the
- 21:18Speaker 3: like text message thread with all of us and it's like, Hey,
- 21:22Speaker 3: RV was here. Just let everyone know that I have
- 21:25Speaker 3: put a thing in, so it should be taken care of.
- 21:27Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't have to. Yeah.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. There's going to
- 21:32Speaker 1: be a lot of cars. Sorry if this is inconvenient.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Everyone's welcome.
- 21:36Speaker 3: Yep. I love it all.
- 21:37Speaker 2: It's great.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Let's move into pop culture news. Drake in talks to
- 21:41Speaker 1: headline Coachella 2027. You guys, I'm so glad that Drake
- 21:45Speaker 1: is back. Where did he go?
- 21:48Speaker 3: When he went.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Um, when Kendrick Lamar was like annihilating him and he
- 21:53Speaker 1: went into hiding.
- 21:54Speaker 3: He didn't go into hiding. He went into the studio
- 21:56Speaker 3: and dropped two albums. Like a couple, like the.
- 22:01Speaker 1: There's actually three, I think.
- 22:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:03Speaker 3: He didn't, no, he didn't hide. He was like, all right,
- 22:05Speaker 3: let's go work.
- 22:05Speaker 1: There's the regular one with this. Then there's like the
- 22:08Speaker 1: one dedicated to women. And then there's one more, I think.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Like a poppy one.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:14Speaker 3: He didn't disappear.
- 22:15Speaker 1: More sing song Drake.
- 22:16Speaker 3: He just went in that lab.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I'm all about him headlining. I would actually go to
- 22:21Speaker 1: Coachella if Drake is headlining.
- 22:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Singer Lola Young says, breathing feels.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Like a chore. Thank you.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Oh, after years of vaping. Oh.
- 22:32Speaker 3: It felt like a chore before vaping.
- 22:34Speaker 1: My lungs feel battery powered.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Oh, no. I hate this.
- 22:39Speaker 3: I wish we didn't read that one. We're getting hypnotized,
- 22:42Speaker 3: aren't we?
- 22:43Speaker 1: I'm getting hypnotized for the vape. Yeah, we.
- 22:45Speaker 3: We.
- 22:46Speaker 1: You, me, and Janet. It's really hard to kick. I know. No,
- 22:50Speaker 1: can I tell you though, if we go into the
- 22:53Speaker 1: hypnotist and we are like truly ready to give it up,
- 22:57Speaker 1: which I am and I know I am because when
- 23:00Speaker 1: I work out, like the way that Amber moves through
- 23:03Speaker 1: the gym is so different than how I move through
- 23:05Speaker 1: the gym.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Like you have to put your weight down and puff
- 23:08Speaker 2: on your puffer and then go back to your weight.
- 23:10Speaker 1: No, it's just like she's got more stamina than I do.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Like she can go from throwing weights above her head
- 23:15Speaker 1: to like immediately going into our next workout where I'm like, Wow,
- 23:18Speaker 1: this is hard.
- 23:21Speaker 2: You know?
- 23:21Speaker 3: This is working out.
- 23:23Speaker 1: This workout is working me out pretty hard. So if
- 23:26Speaker 1: we go in and it's like, you can't have the
- 23:29Speaker 1: mental block when you're being hypnotized. Just so you know.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I give it up.
- 23:34Speaker 1: You have to say, like, I'm done with you. Our
- 23:37Speaker 1: time together has been wonderful. Thank you for getting me
- 23:40Speaker 1: through really hard times. But we're now going to part ways.
- 23:43Speaker 1: I'm getting off the train. Yeah, I'm getting off the train.
- 23:46Speaker 2: And you're not getting back on.
- 23:47Speaker 3: No. No.
- 23:48Speaker 1: So before we do this, because I want to do it,
- 23:52Speaker 1: I'd like to do it after Thanksgiving, just because I'm
- 23:57Speaker 1: in high-pressure situations right now. No, I would like to
- 24:00Speaker 1: go into Christmas vape-free. I really would. I don't want
- 24:05Speaker 1: to do this whole, like, my New Year's resolution, no vape,
- 24:09Speaker 1: and we're working out every day. Everyone gets a gym membership.
- 24:12Speaker 3: I don't have New Year's resolutions.
- 24:15Speaker 1: My New Year's resolution every year is I just want
- 24:18Speaker 1: to be happy. All right, let's just try to be happy.
- 24:22Speaker 1: When I feel sad, let's just like try to work
- 24:24Speaker 1: through it and be happy. The vape after like get
- 24:27Speaker 1: me through Thanksgiving because then I'll be in less high
- 24:30Speaker 1: pressure situations. We're going to sit down and have like
- 24:33Speaker 1: a good situation. We're going to sit down.
- 24:36Speaker 3: But are we going to be in Palm Springs?
- 24:39Speaker 1: We'll be out of Palm Springs. We'll be back in LA.
- 24:41Speaker 1: We're going to have a sit down. We're going to
- 24:44Speaker 1: part ways with the vape and we're going to go
- 24:45Speaker 1: to the hypnotist.
- 24:46Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't give it up in Palm Springs.
- 24:47Speaker 2: And think how much money you're going to save too.
- 24:49Speaker 3: 25 bucks a week, baby.
- 24:51Speaker 1: You want to know something wild though? I've had this
- 24:55Speaker 1: one since I went to shutters, which was September 10th.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Wow.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Just putting it out there. She hits the fuck out
- 25:04Speaker 1: of my mouth. Good job. It's like 4,000 hits, I'm sure.
- 25:07Speaker 1: What'd you say?
- 25:07Speaker 3: I go, she hits the fuck out of my mouth.
- 25:10Speaker 1: I never hit yours. Yours is disgusting.
- 25:12Speaker 3: So when we were at Mr. Bones yesterday, what were
- 25:14Speaker 3: you hitting?
- 25:15Speaker 1: It was dead.
- 25:17Speaker 3: I wonder why. I hit it one time.
- 25:19Speaker 1: That's a lie. That's a lie. Easton, I won't stand
- 25:22Speaker 1: for lies. I asked you to hit it. I'm going
- 25:24Speaker 1: to start videoing.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Every time she hits it, I'm going to start a montage.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Easton's full of... of propaganda today he's spreading pop propaganda
- 25:35Speaker 1: propaganda on this podcast what do you think i hit
- 25:38Speaker 1: the vape yesterday which i did not and then he
- 25:41Speaker 1: says that i poke the bear and then run when
- 25:44Speaker 1: the bear comes after me it's like quite literally the
- 25:47Speaker 1: opposite you fucking you asked me yesterday can i have
- 25:51Speaker 1: your vape ran to the car to get it i
- 25:53Speaker 1: said i.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Don't have it on me to hit my vape and
- 25:55Speaker 3: i said it's dead and you go mine's in the
- 25:57Speaker 3: car charge if you want to go get it that's
- 25:59Speaker 3: And I said, do you want to come? Propaganda! Roll
- 26:01Speaker 3: the tapes! What do you hate the most?
- 26:03Speaker 1: Roll the tapes!
- 26:05Speaker 3: When you put out your hand for my vape and
- 26:07Speaker 3: I give you a high five? And she goes, I
- 26:08Speaker 3: fucking hate when he does that.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Alex Earl admits she's never read a book.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Who?
- 26:13Speaker 1: Sad for this generation that instead of reading, they use technology.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Or are you into it?
- 26:17Speaker 3: Hold on. Has she never read a book or a Kindle?
- 26:19Speaker 1: Alex Earl admits she's never read a book.
- 26:21Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I loved? Toy Story 5.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Put it all in perspective.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Speaking of Toy Story 5... So, and then we'll get
- 26:31Speaker 1: back to, to Alex Earl.
- 26:33Speaker 3: Keep your toys. Keep your clothes.
- 26:35Speaker 1: I have given Ocean, Ocean catches mad attitude and I
- 26:38Speaker 1: wonder where she gets it. And then I, it clicks
- 26:41Speaker 1: like she's got to be learning this on the iPad.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 26:45Speaker 1: So I have given her chance after chance. Finally, last
- 26:50Speaker 1: week she like had hit my last nerve. I show
- 26:54Speaker 1: her the iPad case and I was like, I want,
- 26:56Speaker 1: I just want to show you so that you're aware.
- 26:58Speaker 1: And she goes, where's the iPad? I said, I, the
- 27:01Speaker 1: iPad is now gone. Where'd you put? I said, it's gone.
- 27:05Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where it is. I am showing you
- 27:07Speaker 1: that you no longer have it because of the way
- 27:09Speaker 1: you act. I have given you many opportunities to be kind, listen,
- 27:16Speaker 1: and you continue to be disrespectful when you have the iPad.
- 27:19Speaker 1: So it's no longer. Cut to, we're watching Toy Story
- 27:22Speaker 1: 5 over the weekend. It's me and her in the bed.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Popcorn in the bed, which is like her most favorite.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Every time we do it, she goes, mom, this is
- 27:30Speaker 1: the best night ever. So she's watching it and she goes,
- 27:35Speaker 1: I hate that lily pad. I am so glad that
- 27:38Speaker 1: you took my iPad away. I never want to see
- 27:40Speaker 1: my iPad again and I'm going to play with my
- 27:41Speaker 1: toys so they don't feel bad. Verbatim, that is what
- 27:44Speaker 1: she said to me.
- 27:44Speaker 2: I know, it's adorable.
- 27:45Speaker 1: I was like, that's the point of the movie.
- 27:46Speaker 2: And she has been doing that.
- 27:49Speaker 3: I know.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Isn't it great?
- 27:50Speaker 2: It's fabulous.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Has she not been magical, too?
- 27:53Speaker 2: Very magical.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Very magical.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Very.
- 27:55Speaker 1: The iPad is the devil. Anyway, love Toy Story 5.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Me, too.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I think it's sad that Alex Earl has never read
- 28:14Speaker 1: a book.
- 28:15Speaker 3: I do, too, because the fact that I've read books
- 28:17Speaker 3: means something.
- 28:18Speaker 2: You know?
- 28:19Speaker 3: Like, I remember I read fucking.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Goosebumps, too.
- 28:20Speaker 3: It's kind of like, if I can read a book,
- 28:22Speaker 3: you can. You can. I am not a smart man.
- 28:26Speaker 3: But I have read a book. I read Goosebumps. I read, like,
- 28:29Speaker 3: how did you miss Goosebumps? But you know what I...
- 28:31Speaker 3: As a kid, I remember sitting in my laundry hamper
- 28:34Speaker 3: reading Goosebumps.
- 28:35Speaker 1: I couldn't get enough of those little, tiny, um... What
- 28:39Speaker 1: were they?
- 28:39Speaker 4: Goosebumps?
- 28:39Speaker 2: The, uh.
- 28:42Speaker 1: No Mary-Kate and Ashley do you remember they had like
- 28:44Speaker 1: the detective books I love I could not get enough
- 28:48Speaker 1: the book fair the book fair was so fun they'd
- 28:50Speaker 1: send you home with that little paper that really thin
- 28:53Speaker 1: paper thing to look through what was going to be
- 28:54Speaker 1: at the book fair and I would circle what I
- 28:57Speaker 1: wanted and then waltz into the gymnasium so excited to
- 29:00Speaker 1: show the woman these are the books I want take
- 29:03Speaker 1: me to where the.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Books were I fucking love a book. Love a book.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Fuck the lily pad. Because now you just download the
- 29:10Speaker 3: book on it. That defeats the purpose of turning the page.
- 29:15Speaker 3: Kindle made a whole thing about it. Kindle is literally
- 29:18Speaker 3: an iPad with no iPad, just a book.
- 29:20Speaker 1: I know, but it's so satisfying to turn a page
- 29:23Speaker 1: and see how far you've come.
- 29:24Speaker 2: And see how many pages you have left.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Yes!
- 29:27Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I like a good fucking book. But you
- 29:30Speaker 2: know what I find sometimes? That I'll be reading and
- 29:32Speaker 2: all of a sudden my mind's wandered off and.
- 29:34Speaker 3: I've read, but I don't remember what I read.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Oh, I whole ass. The other day I was reading
- 29:39Speaker 1: this book that has literally taken me, well, it's Sosis 2.
- 29:42Speaker 1: I started reading it when I was pregnant, so it's
- 29:44Speaker 1: taken me quite a while.
- 29:46Speaker 3: I read two.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Chapters and I was like, fuck.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Can't wait to read those tomorrow.
- 29:50Speaker 1: I was in self-loathing.
- 29:52Speaker 3: I got to go back.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Happens worthless worthless i spent all that time doing that
- 29:58Speaker 1: motherfucker and then i sit there and i'm like you
- 30:00Speaker 1: fucking idiot you can't even focus.
- 30:04Speaker 3: Tell me this when you're daydreaming i'm such a good
- 30:08Speaker 3: reader I'm going. Oh, I haul. I don't miss a word,
- 30:11Speaker 3: but I'm daydreaming. And then if I have to read
- 30:14Speaker 3: and read it and understand what I'm reading, I become dyslexic.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Me too.
- 30:19Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on.
- 30:20Speaker 1: And don't ask me to read aloud because then I
- 30:22Speaker 1: suddenly forget.
- 30:22Speaker 3: No, my armpits get sweaty, my neck gets hot, and
- 30:26Speaker 3: I feel like vomiting.
- 30:27Speaker 1: I was a speaker at a meeting. This weekend where
- 30:30Speaker 1: you basically, you don't run the meeting, but like you
- 30:32Speaker 1: essentially run the meeting. I was like, you don't run
- 30:34Speaker 1: the meeting. No, it's scary because what you do is
- 30:39Speaker 1: you are literally the.
- 30:42Speaker 3: The cinder block that people are building off the meeting
- 30:45Speaker 3: yes it's scary.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Can i tell you though i always go into the
- 30:49Speaker 1: meeting when i have to when i speak and i
- 30:51Speaker 1: go i just want to let everyone know that when
- 30:53Speaker 1: i'm asked to read aloud i suddenly forget how to
- 30:56Speaker 1: read so just roll with me and then i crush
- 30:59Speaker 1: it i'm like everyone knows i don't know how to
- 31:01Speaker 1: read you don't.
- 31:01Speaker 3: Have to really retain any of that just.
- 31:04Speaker 2: Get it out just get it out of the way
- 31:06Speaker 2: But you know what I love? When I ask you
- 31:08Speaker 2: guys how your meetings were when you have to speak,
- 31:10Speaker 2: you guys both tell me I blacked out.
- 31:13Speaker 3: I can even tell you what I shared. I've only
- 31:15Speaker 3: done it twice, but each time I've done it, blacked out.
- 31:18Speaker 1: It's so wild when people are like, it really resonated
- 31:21Speaker 1: with me when you said this. And I'm like, I
- 31:22Speaker 1: said that? How the hell did I say that? I
- 31:24Speaker 1: sound fucking intelligent.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Wow.
- 31:27Speaker 1: That came out of my mouth. Wow. I'm smart.
- 31:32Speaker 3: How I knew I did well is like after the meeting,
- 31:34Speaker 3: you talk for the first 15 and then it's like
- 31:36Speaker 3: a whole meeting. But after the meeting, they can come
- 31:38Speaker 3: up to the speaker.
- 31:39Speaker 1: To thank you.
- 31:40Speaker 3: To thank them. And I knew I did well when
- 31:42Speaker 3: there was a line. Oh yeah, I had a line too. Okay,
- 31:45Speaker 3: I did something. What I didn't, don't know.
- 31:47Speaker 1: One woman came up to me and cried and gave
- 31:50Speaker 1: me a big hug and was like, I am so
- 31:52Speaker 1: touched by your share. I was like, I don't remember
- 31:54Speaker 1: one word of it. Not a word, not a single word.
- 31:59Speaker 2: She said that.
- 31:59Speaker 1: It was very sweet. Speaking from the heart. Anyway, Alex,
- 32:02Speaker 1: I don't really think that it's true.
- 32:04Speaker 3: Alex, pick up a book.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Not only should you pick up a book because it's
- 32:07Speaker 1: just fun, but like you're telling me in school you
- 32:09Speaker 1: never had to read a book? I feel like she's lying.
- 32:12Speaker 1: That's like part of the curriculum.
- 32:14Speaker 3: I think she's just doing this so people like us
- 32:16Speaker 3: talk about it.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Maybe in her adult life she hasn't read a book.
- 32:18Speaker 3: That's even sadder.
- 32:20Speaker 1: No, but it is hard. Think about how busy she is.
- 32:22Speaker 1: It is really hard to sit down and take time
- 32:25Speaker 1: to read a book.
- 32:26Speaker 3: The only reason why I sit down and take a
- 32:27Speaker 3: time because I'm in the big book.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Right.
- 32:30Speaker 1: And every time.
- 32:30Speaker 2: Do you remember when you used to tell people, go
- 32:33Speaker 2: read a book?
- 32:34Speaker 1: When they were fucking idiots?
- 32:35Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 32:38Speaker 1: They would say dumb shit and I would say, read
- 32:40Speaker 1: a book.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:41Speaker 1: I remember.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I remember too.
- 32:44Speaker 3: I remember my kind daughter.
- 32:45Speaker 1: But that's not an insult. Like, you can't... That's like
- 32:48Speaker 1: people who like literally were... example you're you're sinful because
- 32:54Speaker 1: your daughter doesn't have a dad and what you've it's
- 32:57Speaker 1: like read a book yeah it's like you're an idiot
- 33:00Speaker 1: read them too yeah like.
- 33:02Speaker 3: Get some read a series damn it.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Pete Davidson says it's easy to stay sober since becoming
- 33:09Speaker 1: a dad to nine month old daughter. I don't fuck
- 33:11Speaker 1: with drugs anymore. It's been two or three years from
- 33:15Speaker 1: doing really hard stuff and about a year or more
- 33:17Speaker 1: from weed. Weirdly, the hardest thing to stop was weed.
- 33:20Speaker 1: And that you relate to that. And now it's easy
- 33:23Speaker 1: because I have a kid. Anytime there's even a thought,
- 33:25Speaker 1: I look at my phone background and I go, oh, yeah, no.
- 33:29Speaker 3: I can resonate with that because I really, like I
- 33:32Speaker 3: looked at just like my nieces and nephews, Dre London.
- 33:34Speaker 3: And I was like, I want to be able to
- 33:37Speaker 3: be there for them. And like every time, like I
- 33:39Speaker 3: did have like a moment where I felt weak, I
- 33:41Speaker 3: was like these kids, I want to be here for
- 33:43Speaker 3: these kids. And that's what got me through like waking up.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:47Speaker 3: Like even just like being on call. Like if you
- 33:50Speaker 3: can't just go like, what's his name? He's on call
- 33:52Speaker 3: to be a doctor. You just can't go get drunk.
- 33:54Speaker 3: And that's how I'm treating just like kids. I had
- 33:56Speaker 3: to trick my mind to, Stay sober. And that was
- 33:59Speaker 3: the biggest reason. So shout out Pete Davidson.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Good for him.
- 34:02Speaker 1: I love that he said that.
- 34:03Speaker 3: I do too. I'm just a hands-on uncle of it.
- 34:06Speaker 4: Right.
- 34:06Speaker 1: And there are moments where you're not strong enough to
- 34:10Speaker 1: stay sober for yourself. So you have to stay sober
- 34:13Speaker 1: to something bigger than you.
- 34:15Speaker 3: And I have three nieces and a nephew who I
- 34:19Speaker 3: do it for.
- 34:20Speaker 1: I love that, T. Life is good.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Proud of you. Life is good. Thank you. I'm very happy.
- 34:25Speaker 3: I will say. Mentally, I'm very happy. There's a lot
- 34:28Speaker 3: of things that I want to do and do things.
- 34:29Speaker 3: You started a business. Started a business.
- 34:32Speaker 1: So proud of you.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Should I say it?
- 34:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:34Speaker 3: We'll say it when it's out and about.
- 34:35Speaker 2: All right.
- 34:36Speaker 3: Next week.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 34:38Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy. We'll wear them. All of us.
- 34:40Speaker 2: All right.
- 34:40Speaker 1: I love mine, by the way.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Do you? I've got compliments on mine.
- 34:44Speaker 1: It's so cute. The back of it.
- 34:45Speaker 3: The back is great. I have some new sample things
- 34:48Speaker 3: that I'm going to be working on with the Rose Brothers.
- 34:52Speaker 1: Who's that?
- 34:53Speaker 3: Justin. Justin. And Whitney. And Whitney Rose. Oh. His two
- 34:58Speaker 3: sons from his first marriage.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Okay.
- 34:59Speaker 3: That's who I'm working with for.
- 35:01Speaker 1: That's who's doing your templates and stuff?
- 35:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:03Speaker 3: They're the ones who did all of my apparel that
- 35:06Speaker 3: I have right now at home.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Wow. The Rose Brothers.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, that's what the reason why.
- 35:10Speaker 1: You should have on the tag that it's made in Utah.
- 35:12Speaker 3: That's legit. Well, they did my tag and that's something
- 35:15Speaker 3: that I do want to do is do something like
- 35:17Speaker 3: 801 or something because I did find a couple of.
- 35:21Speaker 3: that I could have gone through that were here. There
- 35:23Speaker 3: was one in Florida and then one in Louisiana. And
- 35:26Speaker 3: I was like, I want to go Utah because that's
- 35:28Speaker 3: where I'm from. And I will say I paid like
- 35:32Speaker 3: not much per shirt, but I paid a little more.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I don't know. I saw how much you were spending.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Their quality. Their unreal quality. I think they're well done. Yeah.
- 35:42Speaker 3: But I'm excited. Good work. Shout out to Pete Davidson
- 35:45Speaker 3: for finding me. A reason to stay sober.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Or his baby girl. A wonderful baby girl. Yeah. He
- 35:51Speaker 1: does a baby girl.
- 35:52Speaker 3: I think I want a baby girl.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Nothing better than a baby girl.
- 35:55Speaker 3: I was just thinking that. Nothing fucking better. I see
- 35:57Speaker 3: the boys coming around. The boys. I'm like, all right,
- 35:59Speaker 3: give me a check.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Let me tell you what boys do.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Let me tell you what fucking boys do. Let me
- 36:06Speaker 1: preface this by saying I fucking adore all of my
- 36:09Speaker 1: friend's children.
- 36:10Speaker 3: This is just a funny story. Nobody is in there.
- 36:13Speaker 1: We come back from Florida. Janet stays to see her
- 36:16Speaker 1: friend who just had a baby. Jason and Claudia come
- 36:19Speaker 1: over with Cam to have a swim day. It is
- 36:23Speaker 1: the hottest weekend of the year.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Yes, the hottest day of the year. Yes, okay?
- 36:28Speaker 1: And I have said all week, all I want to
- 36:30Speaker 1: do Saturday because I don't have to work, I want
- 36:33Speaker 1: to have a pool day. I don't want to leave
- 36:34Speaker 1: the pool. We're swimming. We're thriving. And all of a sudden,
- 36:38Speaker 1: Jason's in the pool with Cam. And he's like, what
- 36:39Speaker 1: is this stuff floating around? And he's like moving. And
- 36:42Speaker 1: I just see this plume of like brown, wafty stuff
- 36:47Speaker 1: coming out of Cam's diaper. He had diarrhea.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Everybody out of the pool. Trigger warning.
- 36:53Speaker 1: In my pool.
- 36:55Speaker 2: Okay.
- 36:56Speaker 1: We all have to get out. Obviously. I have to
- 36:59Speaker 1: call the pool guy. Well, my mom does.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Okay. Let me take over real quick, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Trigger warning. If you're eating or you get grossed out,
- 37:09Speaker 1: like fast forward.
- 37:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Cause there is a number two that we speak of,
- 37:13Speaker 3: but so Cam gets out of the pool. Jason, just
- 37:17Speaker 3: being a man, just active, just being Jason, gets him
- 37:23Speaker 3: out of the pool. And I'm just watching because I'm just,
- 37:27Speaker 3: if I need a help, cause I know there's, there's
- 37:30Speaker 3: rogue shit. So he's taking off Cam's diaper and, And
- 37:34Speaker 3: as he takes it off outside of the pool, I'm
- 37:37Speaker 3: staring at it and he takes it off and I'm
- 37:40Speaker 3: just looking at it. And the, I'm not kidding you.
- 37:44Speaker 3: What I saw is embedded in my mind and it
- 37:48Speaker 3: is up there with finding my dad. Oh my God. No,
- 37:52Speaker 3: you and Justin. Oh, Justin? No, I thank God. So
- 37:57Speaker 3: I wish Justin didn't see it. But thank God somebody
- 38:02Speaker 3: else saw it. Because I.
- 38:03Speaker 1: He was traumatized.
- 38:05Speaker 3: I thought I was crazy because I was like, that
- 38:06Speaker 3: was worse than finding my dad, I think. And then
- 38:09Speaker 3: Justin was like, that was scarring. I'll never forget. And
- 38:12Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I'm not crazy.
- 38:14Speaker 1: He said it's embedded in his brain.
- 38:15Speaker 3: It is embedded. It was like taking clay pot... I
- 38:18Speaker 3: don't even know. It was a pottery class in that diaper.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Oh my God. I... i'm gonna.
- 38:25Speaker 4: Throw up no and that is just to let you
- 38:29Speaker 4: know as he's like trying to take it off it
- 38:33Speaker 4: slaps to the ground and his little foot kicks and.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Some shit flow into the tree though i'm gonna throw
- 38:43Speaker 3: up and right then you guys jason's face was like he.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Saw a ghost And he's like, where'd the diaper go?
- 38:51Speaker 1: I'm like, Jason, I watched you walk out and throw
- 38:53Speaker 1: it away. He's like, I know I didn't do that.
- 38:54Speaker 1: I'm like, I know that you did. And then on
- 38:57Speaker 1: his way out, he's like, I'm really sorry, Ma. I
- 39:00Speaker 1: was like, please don't apologize. It's not a big deal.
- 39:03Speaker 1: They're going to come shock the pool. It's fine. He
- 39:05Speaker 1: was like, please send me the bill for the shocking
- 39:09Speaker 1: or if it needs to be drained. I was like, again,
- 39:12Speaker 1: it's fine. I'll be by later to shit in your bed.
- 39:16Speaker 1: That's the fair trade-off, all right?
- 39:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Yeah we got lisa laughing take a sip of that
- 39:23Speaker 1: dope the pool looks cleaner than ever by the way
- 39:28Speaker 1: he came in he was like you don't want to
- 39:30Speaker 1: get in that pool for two days because I put
- 39:32Speaker 1: a lot of chemicals.
- 39:33Speaker 3: I was like, good.
- 39:34Speaker 1: I want it to be enough where if you were
- 39:36Speaker 1: to put, dip a toe in, your toe would be gone.
- 39:38Speaker 3: Your toenail is in the pool.
- 39:39Speaker 1: I want like a flesh eating amount of chemicals in there.
- 39:43Speaker 2: Okay.
- 39:44Speaker 1: He's coming by today to like.
- 39:46Speaker 3: At noon.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Get it regulated. Yeah. But I mean, the pool is
- 39:50Speaker 1: crystal clear.
- 39:51Speaker 3: No, the pool looks like you can drink from it.
- 39:53Speaker 3: But don't. No, do not. But definitely don't. But it
- 39:57Speaker 3: may need, honestly, people would think you needed to be shocked.
- 40:01Speaker 1: It was really funny. I've never been around.
- 40:04Speaker 2: Poopy pools. And now I've been around two of them
- 40:07Speaker 2: this summer. At Beverly Hills Hotel, somebody pooped in the
- 40:11Speaker 2: pool while we were there. And then ours.
- 40:14Speaker 1: And then ours.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:16Speaker 1: We had to cancel swim lessons today.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Fine.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I had just confirmed and I was like, hey, so
- 40:20Speaker 1: we have to cancel because there's in the pool.
- 40:22Speaker 3: No, Janet's text was the greatest that you read to me, though. Hey,
- 40:26Speaker 3: so my kid just shit in Lauren's pool. What did
- 40:29Speaker 3: she say?
- 40:30Speaker 1: My kid shit in Lala's pool, so we can't have
- 40:32Speaker 1: swim lessons anymore. So funny. Tom Sandoval granted restraining order
- 40:49Speaker 1: against ex-Victoria. She needs to stay at least 100 yards
- 40:54Speaker 1: away from him and move out of his house immediately.
- 40:56Speaker 3: I saw she was already moving out, had the U-Haul.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Wait, didn't that happen a while ago? It was never granted.
- 41:02Speaker 1: It was only filed. All right. Well, congratulations.
- 41:06Speaker 3: Wheels are in motion.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Wheels are in motion.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Jeez.
- 41:10Speaker 1: So many restraining orders being filed.
- 41:13Speaker 3: Restraining orders, NDAs. Oh, my gosh.
- 41:16Speaker 2: I know.
- 41:16Speaker 1: A lot of paperwork. A lot of paperwork.
- 41:18Speaker 3: I know. Let's save a tree or fucking 10. Stop
- 41:22Speaker 3: at the paper.
- 41:22Speaker 1: I wonder what that's like. Is it served to you still?
- 41:25Speaker 1: Or do you just get an email that's like, hey,
- 41:27Speaker 1: by the way, don't go.
- 41:28Speaker 3: No, I think it's still served.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Really?
- 41:30Speaker 3: Because I know I follow a guy on TikTok who
- 41:32Speaker 3: literally is, that's what he does. He just offers his services.
- 41:36Speaker 3: So people contact him and are like, hey, will you
- 41:38Speaker 3: go serve my wife?
- 41:39Speaker 2: And he's like, yep.
- 41:40Speaker 3: And then he dresses up and he's like, hey, Laura,
- 41:42Speaker 3: there you go.
- 41:43Speaker 1: Do you know the best way to serve?
- 41:45Speaker 2: Tell us. Is you act like you're doing a flower delivery.
- 41:50Speaker 3: Yeah, because bitches love flowers.
- 41:51Speaker 2: And they open the door for the flowers and then
- 41:53Speaker 2: you hand them the paperwork with it.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Leave it at the door. Leave it at the door. No.
- 42:00Speaker 2: We were aware of that and remember we were.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Yeah, because the woman who liked a stack of vaginas
- 42:04Speaker 1: on OC, Sweet James, served her that way. That's how
- 42:07Speaker 1: we learned about it. And then when I was in my...
- 42:10Speaker 1: My battle, and there was a guy that came to
- 42:13Speaker 1: the door with flowers. I was like, you have me
- 42:16Speaker 1: so fucked up right now. Ain't nobody sending me flowers.
- 42:20Speaker 1: I'm not even talking to a man right now.
- 42:22Speaker 2: And we didn't answer the door.
- 42:23Speaker 1: No, and remember, he was looping around the building. Snuck away. Like,
- 42:28Speaker 1: you're not serving me anything.
- 42:30Speaker 4: Nope.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Get away from me.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 42:32Speaker 3: You weirdo. If they go, are you Lauren? Can you
- 42:34Speaker 3: be like, no, I'm Rachel. And then they can't serve you?
- 42:38Speaker 1: I would just go, I've been called Lala for so long.
- 42:40Speaker 1: I forgot my own name. I got my own real name.
- 42:42Speaker 3: Would you just say like, I plead the fifth and
- 42:44Speaker 3: just keep walking. You can't serve me if I plead
- 42:48Speaker 3: the fifth and I don't tell you my name.
- 42:50Speaker 1: They can't even leave it in the door. It has
- 42:51Speaker 1: to make contact with your hand.
- 42:53Speaker 3: You have to say that that is me. Like, are
- 42:54Speaker 3: you Lauren? Yes. Or Lala? Yes. Yes. And then the
- 42:58Speaker 3: paper goes, if you.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Go, are you Lala?
- 43:02Speaker 3: I'm well, what do we do?
- 43:05Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 43:06Speaker 3: I'm pleading the fifth on everything.
- 43:08Speaker 1: I think that's when you actually get into your deposition.
- 43:11Speaker 1: You can't plead the fifth on your own person. You
- 43:13Speaker 1: can't be like.
- 43:13Speaker 3: Well, if I'm in an interview and somebody goes, hey,
- 43:16Speaker 3: did you do-do-do-do? I plead the fifth.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do that. But Easton, you can't plead
- 43:19Speaker 1: the fifth on your own name.
- 43:21Speaker 3: Maybe you can if they don't know it.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Let's look it up. Time for Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo.
- 43:28Speaker 1: I'm interested to get your guys' take on this. Andy
- 43:30Speaker 1: Cohen revealed that he pays his babysitter $ 30 an hour
- 43:33Speaker 1: to look after his two kids. People are shitting on
- 43:35Speaker 1: him saying that's cheap from someone... For someone who has money.
- 43:40Speaker 3: So just because you have more money, your rates go up.
- 43:43Speaker 3: So if I have more money instead of three dollars
- 43:45Speaker 3: a gallon, I have to pay six. The rate for
- 43:48Speaker 3: watching a kid is the rate. Doesn't matter who you are.
- 43:51Speaker 1: I agree with you. I definitely agree with you.
- 43:55Speaker 3: Okay, that goes for everything. Well, a $ 100, 000 car for
- 43:59Speaker 3: the people.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we're eating at McDonald's. Okay, oh.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Well, your Big Mac is $ 10 then.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Yeah, instead of what's posted on the board.
- 44:09Speaker 2: I get that.
- 44:09Speaker 3: She charges $ 30. It's 30. Just because you have more
- 44:12Speaker 3: money doesn't mean you, he could tip her more if
- 44:15Speaker 3: he felt.
- 44:15Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. I think you're not taking
- 44:17Speaker 1: into consideration.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Going rate of where you live and what the circumstances are.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Here's what I'm going to tell you.
- 44:23Speaker 3: Somebody's taking the $ 30 an hour and it's enough. So
- 44:26Speaker 3: it's enough. Somebody's doing the job for 30 an hour.
- 44:31Speaker 1: My, and I wonder because there's a big difference between
- 44:35Speaker 1: a babysitter and a nanny. A nanny is someone who is.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Full time.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Right, that's like your go-to person. You know however many
- 44:42Speaker 1: days a week they are going to be there at
- 44:45Speaker 1: this time to this time. Babysitter is like you pick
- 44:47Speaker 1: up the phone, call them and say, I have a dinner,
- 44:49Speaker 1: can you come over? I'm assuming he has probably a
- 44:53Speaker 1: couple nannies.
- 44:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm guessing he probably.
- 44:55Speaker 1: I've talked to my friends out here and what they
- 44:57Speaker 1: pay and they think what I pay is like an
- 45:01Speaker 1: astronomical amount.
- 45:02Speaker 3: But to see what your kid is getting out of
- 45:04Speaker 3: it is priceless.
- 45:05Speaker 1: But I'm like this person is quite literally like Taking
- 45:10Speaker 1: care of my most precious, my heart and soul. I'm
- 45:15Speaker 1: like leaving my heart with this person.
- 45:17Speaker 3: Spanish, making her meet.
- 45:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:19Speaker 3: Price. What she, Cynthia does is priceless.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:22Speaker 1: But with, but on the heels of this, you don't
- 45:26Speaker 1: know what Andy Cohen is giving for bonuses, what he's
- 45:30Speaker 1: giving for Christmas, birthdays. But he said babysitter.
- 45:35Speaker 2: I'm sure his nannies are making much more than that.
- 45:38Speaker 1: And guess what?
- 45:39Speaker 3: His babysitter could have been $ 30 an hour, and let's
- 45:42Speaker 3: just say he watched, or the babysitter watched for two hours, $ 60.
- 45:46Speaker 3: He could have given $ 130 with a tip. Who knows?
- 45:49Speaker 3: So you're bitching about one thing, but it's like, like
- 45:51Speaker 3: you said, bonuses.
- 45:52Speaker 1: It's similar to, like... People with money will never be
- 45:58Speaker 1: able to win, right? And I fully agree with Billie
- 46:01Speaker 1: Eilish when she says there's like no ethical billionaires. Like
- 46:04Speaker 1: I too think you have to like step on some necks.
- 46:07Speaker 1: to get to that level. But Billie Eilish came out
- 46:10Speaker 1: with a perfume that is $ 88 and the internet went insane.
- 46:13Speaker 1: They're like, how could you possibly, you know, give that
- 46:16Speaker 1: speech about billionaires and then charge $ 88? And I'm like,
- 46:18Speaker 1: do you realize that's basically free for perfume? I went
- 46:22Speaker 1: to the Bloomingdale's and spent $ 500 on a bottle of perfume.
- 46:26Speaker 1: $ 88 is like nothing.
- 46:27Speaker 3: But that's where I need you guys to understand because
- 46:29Speaker 3: I don't buy a $ 300. I go into Target. I
- 46:32Speaker 3: go into like Ross and buy like those little ones
- 46:34Speaker 3: that are either on sale. Like I don't, Spend shit
- 46:37Speaker 3: loads of money on it.
- 46:37Speaker 1: But even a perfume at Target, like the other day,
- 46:40Speaker 1: I got a spray that's like kind of a knockoff
- 46:43Speaker 1: of this cherry one by Tom Ford. And it was
- 46:47Speaker 1: still like 20 something dollars. And it wasn't very big.
- 46:50Speaker 1: It was just a body spray. Yeah, just things are expensive. Yeah.
- 46:54Speaker 3: Life is very expensive. But I disagree with people coming
- 46:57Speaker 3: at people with money for you should pay more. It's like, well,
- 47:01Speaker 3: then I wouldn't be wealthy. If I had to pay double,
- 47:05Speaker 3: then we're all in the same boat. So what the hell? Yeah,
- 47:08Speaker 3: for real.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Vanderpump rules. Lisa, Las Vegas is a three-episode limited Bravo
- 47:14Speaker 1: series following Lisa Vanderpump, her family, and her team as
- 47:17Speaker 1: they race to complete the launch of the Vanderpump Hotel
- 47:21Speaker 1: in Las Vegas.
- 47:21Speaker 2: And you've been there.
- 47:23Speaker 3: I have.
- 47:23Speaker 1: I was there at the opening.
- 47:25Speaker 2: And you said the rooms were beautiful.
- 47:27Speaker 1: The rooms are beautiful. The hotel, it's... Got Lisa's touch, obviously.
- 47:32Speaker 1: It's gorgeous.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:34Speaker 1: And they still have the nightclub that's there. And I asked, like,
- 47:37Speaker 1: how is this hotel change going to change the nightclub?
- 47:41Speaker 1: And they were like, the nightclub is going to stay
- 47:43Speaker 1: the exact same. So the only— I shouldn't say the only
- 47:48Speaker 1: thing because this is a big deal.
- 47:49Speaker 2: But the.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Main thing that changed was, like, the lobby and the
- 47:54Speaker 1: bar area and— The rooms.
- 47:57Speaker 3: The rooms.
- 47:58Speaker 1: Like, it was wonderful. So I'm excited to see. I'm
- 48:03Speaker 1: going to watch it just because I want to see
- 48:05Speaker 1: what it was like to open a fucking hotel.
- 48:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:07Speaker 1: It's insane. Mom, did you watch the latest episode of
- 48:12Speaker 1: Real Housewives of OC?
- 48:13Speaker 2: I sure did.
- 48:16Speaker 1: And how did we feel?
- 48:17Speaker 3: I sure did.
- 48:18Speaker 2: I'm trying. I watched two last night. I watched Salt
- 48:21Speaker 2: Lake and OC. So I'm trying.
- 48:23Speaker 3: Let's talk about the OC one.
- 48:23Speaker 1: I'm not caught up on Salt Lake. And I got
- 48:26Speaker 1: to get caught up on New York.
- 48:27Speaker 3: Are we caught up on Salt Lake?
- 48:28Speaker 1: The traveling this week kind of threw me off.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Emily's having marital problems, obviously. And I'm
- 48:34Speaker 2: wondering if it's because she's lost all this weight.
- 48:37Speaker 3: We talked about this, didn't we? She's a housewife. Did
- 48:40Speaker 3: we talk about this on the podcast? I don't know.
- 48:42Speaker 3: They got Emily in a little tip. Yeah, right? And
- 48:44Speaker 3: her husband. Yeah. Yeah.
- 48:47Speaker 1: I think that having kids is already enough of a
- 48:50Speaker 1: stressor on a marriage, I can imagine. And then you
- 48:53Speaker 1: add the layer of one of your children really struggling.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Well, she showed her phone. She said she didn't look
- 49:00Speaker 2: at her phone all night at her in-laws party that
- 49:04Speaker 2: she attended. Yeah. Which he came to, the husband came to,
- 49:07Speaker 2: and it's his family. And there was issues at home
- 49:10Speaker 2: and he had to leave early and couldn't come back.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Because of the baby boy.
- 49:15Speaker 2: And the... text messaging was just astronomical.
- 49:20Speaker 1: I know.
- 49:20Speaker 3: Between the amount of text.
- 49:21Speaker 1: It's a little kid, you know, he's obvious.
- 49:23Speaker 2: Struggling. Yeah.
- 49:24Speaker 3: Sad. How old is?
- 49:26Speaker 2: He's a twin, right?
- 49:27Speaker 1: He's a twin. I think they've got to be eight
- 49:29Speaker 1: or nine.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Oh, that's sad.
- 49:31Speaker 1: Oh, he's 11? They're already 11? Wow.
- 49:33Speaker 3: 11.
- 49:33Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a lot.
- 49:43Speaker 3: I have just ADHD, I think, and ADHD.
- 49:45Speaker 1: They're trying to get him regulated. They did switch his
- 49:48Speaker 1: schools from what Emily said.
- 49:51Speaker 2: So I think that's kind of a stress on their marriage.
- 49:53Speaker 2: And then the husband doesn't feel like he really has
- 49:56Speaker 2: a life because all he does is take care of kids.
- 50:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:00Speaker 2: You know, so.
- 50:02Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 50:03Speaker 3: I get it.
- 50:05Speaker 1: I get his point of view. To a different note,
- 50:08Speaker 1: what was your take on.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Alexis Bellino arriving and Heather saying that she snubbed her,
- 50:17Speaker 1: but then they show her waving and blowing kisses.
- 50:20Speaker 2: I didn't understand it. I was like, where is she
- 50:23Speaker 2: being snubbed?
- 50:25Speaker 1: Well, when you first watch it, it's like, oh, she
- 50:27Speaker 1: did look at her and kind of because you watch
- 50:29Speaker 1: John Jansen wave.
- 50:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:31Speaker 1: And then she kind of just does this little thing
- 50:34Speaker 1: and looks away. But then she claims, I waved and
- 50:37Speaker 1: blew you guys kisses. And then they show the footage
- 50:39Speaker 1: that that actually did happen.
- 50:40Speaker 2: But I wonder, Heather may have turned away.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Already left?
- 50:43Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Interesting combination of people that were invited to that party.
- 50:51Speaker 3: Very.
- 50:52Speaker 1: I was like, who are all of these OG old
- 50:55Speaker 1: school who bopped in for five minutes?
- 50:57Speaker 2: It was a fight waiting to happen with somebody.
- 51:00Speaker 1: I mean, but that's... Tamara claims she's very close with Alexis.
- 51:06Speaker 1: You know, like if I had a party and I
- 51:07Speaker 1: had a really close friend.
- 51:11Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 51:11Speaker 2: I don't know either.
- 51:13Speaker 3: Alexis who?
- 51:13Speaker 1: And then Tamara's like, they need to get over it.
- 51:14Speaker 1: And like, I do understand that too. It's like, everyone's
- 51:17Speaker 1: got to move on.
- 51:19Speaker 2: You know?
- 51:19Speaker 1: Like, you want to defend your friend, but it's like,
- 51:21Speaker 1: but this is my other friend. And at what point, like,
- 51:23Speaker 1: you guys weren't married, you don't have kids.
- 51:24Speaker 2: But she was so mean.
- 51:26Speaker 1: Alexis was?
- 51:26Speaker 2: To Shannon.
- 51:28Speaker 1: I know.
- 51:29Speaker 2: And she... Heather hangs out with Shannon. Doesn't hang out
- 51:33Speaker 2: that much. It doesn't look like. Tamara, though.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:38Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 51:38Speaker 1: This is why we watch.
- 51:40Speaker 3: Do I need to watch so I can have some.
- 51:42Speaker 1: No, you're fine. But they did film the reunion and
- 51:45Speaker 1: the seating chart is Tamara next to Andy. And then
- 51:49Speaker 1: it's Heather, Jen and Carmela. And then Vicky is on
- 51:52Speaker 1: the other side of Andy with Shannon, Gina and Emily.
- 51:56Speaker 3: I've only seen, I think, one episode, and you just
- 51:59Speaker 3: said her name. She's on the other. She's on the end.
- 52:02Speaker 1: Carmella?
- 52:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:03Speaker 1: With the long black hair?
- 52:04Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
- 52:05Speaker 1: I like her.
- 52:05Speaker 2: I like her, too.
- 52:06Speaker 3: I like her so much. Yeah. I mean, we'll all
- 52:10Speaker 3: hate her soon.
- 52:11Speaker 1: It happens.
- 52:12Speaker 3: But for now.
- 52:12Speaker 1: And her interview look with her straight, parted-down-the-middle hair with
- 52:16Speaker 1: the chain necklace and the leather top and leather gloves.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Like her.
- 52:20Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about?
- 52:22Speaker 3: No.
- 52:22Speaker 1: No. What? You didn't notice that interview look? It's popped
- 52:26Speaker 1: up every episode.
- 52:28Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant for the reunion. No, the
- 52:31Speaker 2: interview look. I think she's beautiful.
- 52:33Speaker 1: I do too. I like her.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Also, the Salt Lake girl, the new one. She's got
- 52:38Speaker 3: black hair. We'll all hate her in due time too, probably.
- 52:42Speaker 3: But for now, she's a good piece. I like how
- 52:44Speaker 3: she's kind of mediating. Between Whitney and.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Well, it kind of turned.
- 52:52Speaker 3: Of course. But I like how she's trying to play.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Conflict resolve. Conflict resolve.
- 52:58Speaker 2: You know who I felt bad for, though?
- 53:00Speaker 3: Who?
- 53:00Speaker 2: Vicky and her prenuvo scan.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Oh, because you relate to that?
- 53:05Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:06Speaker 1: Because you have white on your brain, too?
- 53:08Speaker 2: I have a little white, too. And I understand why
- 53:11Speaker 2: she doesn't want to talk about it. It's not something
- 53:14Speaker 2: that you just.
- 53:15Speaker 3: But why? Can I ask why you don't want to
- 53:17Speaker 3: talk about it? Do you not want to as well? Yeah. Why?
- 53:21Speaker 3: If you don't mind me asking. I feel like you
- 53:23Speaker 3: could help a lot of people.
- 53:25Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying I don't want people... Like, Vicky
- 53:27Speaker 2: feels like people are talking about her. Yeah.
- 53:31Speaker 1: And she doesn't want to feel like they say, well,
- 53:32Speaker 1: she has the white brain matter. Maybe she's like.
- 53:35Speaker 2: Yeah, and using it kind of against her.
- 53:37Speaker 1: I understand that.
- 53:39Speaker 3: I definitely understand that.
- 53:41Speaker 2: And it is scary when you get things like that back.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Anytime things don't look healthy, it's like, ah.
- 53:48Speaker 1: I was very impressed by Tamara's spinal cord. You know
- 53:52Speaker 1: my spine needs PT. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have
- 53:56Speaker 1: the worst spine ever.
- 53:57Speaker 3: Is it from pregnancy?
- 53:59Speaker 1: She was pregnant way more than I was pregnant.
- 54:02Speaker 3: No, I know. But I'm just saying, like, is this, like,
- 54:04Speaker 3: for the spine?
- 54:05Speaker 1: It could be. I've got, like, two discs that are
- 54:08Speaker 1: ready to, like, slip out. But the doctor said, like,
- 54:10Speaker 1: don't worry. Just go to PT. I still have it. But, like,
- 54:14Speaker 1: my posture is not great. I need to work on
- 54:16Speaker 1: that because I'm constantly... Holding all my stress like this.
- 54:20Speaker 1: We're all going to look like the hunchback of Notre
- 54:22Speaker 1: Dame in the next 20 years. And I'm getting tech neck,
- 54:24Speaker 1: so I'm constantly trying to give myself a double chin
- 54:26Speaker 1: and keep my head against the headrest.
- 54:29Speaker 3: I need to wear my back brace a little bit more.
- 54:32Speaker 1: I've got to eat. I can take my back pills.
- 54:36Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much for listening to another
- 54:38Speaker 1: episode of Untraditionally Lala. I'm going to catch you guys
- 54:41Speaker 1: again next week.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Love you. Bye. Bye. Thank you.