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#153 After 2 Beers: A Musical Journey: From Concert Controversies to Small Town Anthems · After 2 Beers

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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This program is brought to you by A to B media partners.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Be sure to listen to the After Two Beers podcast on Spotify, Apple iTunes, SoundCloud Stitcher and Pocket Casts.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Also, make sure to visit wwwaftertwobeerscom.
• 0:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast.
• 0:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kevin Kepler.
• 0:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's me and our newest cohort, the Pudding himself, Michael Summers.
• 0:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What's going on, hey buddy?
• 0:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: On this week's show we're going to change things up a little bit.
• 0:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to take some of the stuff that we've done already that's been really good and then tweak it, because that's what you do when it's not broke, you fix it.
• 0:45
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You know I'm a great tweaker.
• 0:46
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Wait a minute, I don't know.
• 0:49
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No no, no.
• 0:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We should do tweaker of the week.
• 0:52
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: We would have so many options Just in this town.
• 0:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the point I can't.
• 0:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, we're going to do the famous Am I the asshole segment, and this week it's just a picture says a thousand words, and we're going to start with a picture and then we're going to go from there.
• 1:07
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: We're going to pick who the asshole is in the photo and I'll give some background to it.
• 1:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have Gibbler's Giblets and we've only got one new story this week and it's about Jason Aldean and he warns us about trying shit in small towns and I think between all of this stuff we're going to have plenty of time to chat and if we don't go full hour, that's okay.
• 1:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Most people have probably already turned this off anyway.
• 1:33
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, I mean, we started late, so they're like meh, we got bed.
• 1:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're out of here.
• 1:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'd be willing to bet anyone that actually watches our show doesn't go to bed at 8 30.
• 1:43
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Right, that's probably true.
• 1:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Unless it's the coolest grandpa ever.
• 1:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We want to make sure, before we get started, we do our thank yous.
• 1:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: First of all, thank you to all of our Patreon sponsors.
• 1:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You guys are the guys that keep it going for Engal.
• 2:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Eric, kevin, mike, brad, jordan and Debbie.
• 2:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you all very much for being supporters of the show.
• 2:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you and anyone else that's ever supported the show in the past.
• 2:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're absolutely keeping our refrigerator full and I want you guys to do me a favor.
• 2:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've said it twice this is a.
• 2:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj tells me I say the word absolutely too much.
• 2:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, I've got that too Absolutely, I do too, all right.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I want to count how many times I say it tonight.
• 2:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got told it could be a drinking game.
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  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Hold on, let me take my shoes off.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Me, all of them Really.
• 2:32
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right, take your machines off.
• 2:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We also want to make sure we thank our buddy, kevin Shook, who has this amazing studio here at 8 South 8th here in Richmond, indiana, and if you're looking to do a podcast or your own little video show or you just want to like capture some media for maybe work, you should reach out to Kevin and global media enterprises.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a phenomenal facility.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He does a lot on ground site stuff for people too.
• 3:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So lots of options there with Kevin.
• 3:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So if you'd like to be on our show, we'd love to have you.
• 3:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think we can fit, for we have done for in here before.
• 3:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, so we can.
• 3:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We may start bringing more people onto the show, if it's cool with Kevin, and then I'd love to talk about doing the show live in person again, maybe, maybe once a month, not all the time.
• 3:30
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No bedpan, Okay Well.
• 3:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Kevin would have to be involved and I don't want to commit him or us to trying to do this shit weekly.
• 3:39
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Right, oh yeah, but we would absolutely do the bedpan.
• 3:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It may not get recorded and aired.
• 3:44
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Okay, there we go.
• 3:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That would be the benefit of showing up to being live.
• 3:49
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Right Bedpan.
• 3:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because I'm telling you the stuff we used to talk about in the bedpan.
• 3:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We got asked about anal beads multiple times.
• 3:59
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Multiple times.
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  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, what yeah, yeah.
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  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Tense accretions.
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  Kevin Shook: Right.
• 4:04
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Mostly from the women's side, but sometimes the men.
• 4:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Whether or not you should get new sex toys with a new partner or if washing is simply good enough.
• 4:14
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Dishwasher washing.
• 4:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, whatever you want to use, you can take it to like one of the places where you wash your car and spray it.
• 4:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Whatever you want to do, just whatever.
• 4:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Those are the kinds of here's one, and there was probably 50 or 60 people watching us that night and somebody are you a stand up wiper or are?
• 4:35
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: you like a?
• 4:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: crouch wiper?
• 4:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, these are the questions that we get in the bedpan.
• 4:39
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: We need to know this.
• 4:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Maybe that's why we should do these again.
• 4:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Also, make sure you go to our webpage.
• 4:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can find stickers that we have available to sell.
• 4:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I just got an offer today.
• 4:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you need a shout out, I'm going to give a shout out to a company now.
• 4:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's called Sticker Mule, and if you ever need to make your own stickers or buttons or magnets or key chains, they're really affordable.
• 5:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You don't have to reference me.
• 5:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This isn't our way of trying to get paid.
• 5:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just I'm giving a shout out to those guys, and so if you check out our page, they're three bucks.
• 5:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They're free shipping.
• 5:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My thought is is that most of the sales will be here locally, so I can just handle them for home, but I do have To learn to your mailbox?
• 5:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I'll do it, or to meet you at the bar.
• 5:25
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: We'll do a little dance in your blink camera.
• 5:27
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Find me a shot and I'll give you a sticker.
• 5:29
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: There you go.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It seems like a good, that's your best slogan.
• 5:32
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's a phenomenal slogan.
• 5:34
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm going to go hang out at bars and be like just buy me a shot and I'll hand you a sticker.
• 5:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll give you a sticker.
• 5:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We should all do that Is that like paying hand.
• 5:41
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't know if I can handle that, though.
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  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: How many?
• 5:44
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Are we going to set a limit on stickers?
• 5:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know.
• 5:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We got hundreds of them right now.
• 5:48
  Kevin Shook: I wish people would buy them.
• 5:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But you can also find I've really gone through and redone the webpage and all the episodes that we've done.
• 5:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've gone through and really divided them up.
• 5:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So all the celebrities that we've interviewed, which is over 30.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Wow.
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  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: There's been some monumental ones too.
• 6:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I had no idea it was that high and I may try to it's up again up to Kevin, but we might have.
• 6:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I kind of have the itch to try to do some more of those, but the problem is a lot of times they have to be in the middle of the day.
• 6:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I mean, I do work a block away, yeah.
• 6:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That'd be a cool reason to like take a lunch break.
• 6:28
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: There's my lunch break, yeah.
• 6:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then we've also done a shit ton of history, yeah, and it's at the after two beers kind of a pace and sound of it too, so you can go out there and check it.
• 6:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And I broke it down by category.
• 6:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We've done two on Abraham Lincoln.
• 6:43
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Nice.
• 6:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We forgot Once on him being a badass wrestler and once, when he sold liquor and that little, he was a barkeep.
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  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Real yeah, okay.
• 6:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You should go listen to our podcast.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't remember.
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  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't remember that.
• 6:58
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It's been a few years.
• 6:59
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: That's been a few years.
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  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh man, we burned some brain cells since then, oh geez.
• 7:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's true.
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  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, are you guys ready to get into the show?
• 7:08
  Kevin Shook: now that I've got all that out of the way, that's probably the longest we've gone.
• 7:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But oh, the Patreon link is also available to you and I threw a tip jar on our webpage.
• 7:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Our webpage is aftertwobeerscom, that's the number two.
• 7:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can find us on all the major social media pages as well, and if you're watching us, you can listen to us on iTunes and Spotify.
• 7:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And if you're listening to us, you can go back to our Facebook page and watch old episodes, and I was trying to download the videos yesterday and some of them don't line up great from Facebook and it looks like a 90s Are we in Godzilla.
• 7:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It looks like a 90s Jackie Chan movie, only we weren't doing karate.
• 7:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The only thing we were beating up was our liver.
• 7:59
  Kevin Shook: All right.
• 7:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you guys ready to jump into the show now?
• 8:01
  Kevin Shook: Absolutely.
• 8:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, so here's our.
• 8:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You guys are like fuck, shut up, Dalton.
• 8:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got diarrhea in the mouth over there.
• 8:08
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No, he said the A word, so we had to drink.
• 8:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh oh, I thought Ponder was bringing us shots.
• 8:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, before we jump into this here again, I have ADD.
• 8:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's been diagnosed.
• 8:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you want to come watch us live, we'd love to have you.
• 8:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Please do.
• 8:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a blast.
• 8:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I invite people all the time.
• 8:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We've invited Amber.
• 8:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We've invited Missy.
• 8:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I invited my neighbor Josh.
• 8:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've invited.
• 8:33
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Andy.
• 8:33
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Andy Floyd, that's right, yes, the mind blowing guy.
• 8:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Debbie Burdett, you're one of our Patreons that live here, local.
• 8:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you want to come, we'd love to have you and we provide the alcohol because it comes out of the way you guys give us on Patreon.
• 8:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a good deal.
• 8:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Speaking of which, jp, do you have an extra beer in there, maybe, or two, or three.
• 8:56
  Kevin Shook: He's on his way.
• 9:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Jokes on you guys.
• 9:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is well after two, by the way, yep.
• 9:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man, if you're watching the show, make sure you send us a.
• 9:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's fucking.
• 9:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: None of that was on the video.
• 9:13
  Kevin Shook: None of it was on camera.
• 9:14
  Kevin Shook: None of that.
• 9:14
  Kevin Shook: He saw it.
• 9:15
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh my God, that's amazing.
• 9:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He pulled his junk out and then twisted it around his.
• 9:21
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I'm like was it his junk or his sack?
• 9:22
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I don't know.
• 9:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: And just.
• 9:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I didn't think his perineum could make such a noise.
• 9:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I didn't either Man's got talent.
• 9:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know that's the thing about living in the United States you get to hear commercials about drugs that may give you an infection of the perineum.
• 9:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my gosh really.
• 9:39
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, but you'll see straight Right.
• 9:42
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Hey, you won't have stomach problems but by.
• 9:44
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: God, you're going to have an inflamed perineum, oh yeah.
• 9:46
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Your ass is going to leak yeah.
• 9:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're going to have a hard on, but you can't.
• 9:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No one's going to want to look.
• 9:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What is this giant scab on your perineum?
• 9:55
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Don't worry about that.
• 9:57
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Well don't.
• 9:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just enjoy the hard on.
• 10:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man, how many times I've said that in my life, right, too many.
• 10:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just enjoy it, all right.
• 10:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, we're going to jump into it, all right.
• 10:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is our Reddit story for the week and we're doing it a little different.
• 10:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's the Am I the Asshole.
• 10:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, typically and I love Reddit there's all these different subgroups that you can go into and there's one called Am I the Asshole and basically it's people that have done something that they're like I might have fucked up, but I want to get random strangers' opinions to know if I'm an asshole or not.
• 10:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Did I Did I Did I Did I Did I Did I Did I Did I.
• 10:32
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Did I, did, I, did, I, did, I, did, I, did, I, did, I, did, I, did, I Did I.
• 10:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Did, I, did I, did, I, did, I, did I.
• 10:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We talked about that on the last show.
• 10:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, we did.
• 10:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
• 10:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This time around, I enjoy them, not that I don't enjoy my old ones.
• 10:48
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I enjoy some of them.
• 10:49
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I'm just going to be straight up.
• 10:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah yeah, we've all been there, right, can't pick family.
• 10:54
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Can't pick your in-laws, all right.
• 11:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So we are going to talk specifically this week about a pick.
• 11:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If Kevin could bring the picture up, it was a concert that occurred on July 15th and if you guys haven't seen the details of it, this is a very important picture here.
• 11:15
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I commented on it, did you?
• 11:17
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, all right, somebody posted it before.
• 11:19
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I don't care who you are.
• 11:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They paid money to be there and I'm sure it was a lot of money, right, okay, so let's give the background here and then we'll get into the.
• 11:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Am I the asshole?
• 11:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because the ultimate question comes down in this picture somebody is an asshole.
• 11:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know who it is yet.
• 11:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're gonna discuss it and we're gonna come up with it as a group.
• 11:42
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Okay.
• 11:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then I'd love to have people in the studio.
• 11:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj, you've got to have an opinion on this.
• 11:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Jump up to the mic when you get a chance and then if you're watching this live.
• 11:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So here's the deal.
• 11:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's July 15th concert.
• 11:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's Miranda Lambert that's on stage there During that performance, only a few bars into her hit track 10 man, which I went listen to.
• 12:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's kind of a slow song.
• 12:04
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It's a great song.
• 12:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She says I'm gonna stop right here for a second.
• 12:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These girls are worried about their selfie and not listening to the song.
• 12:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's pissing me off a little bit.
• 12:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She says, motioning to an area in the crowd which, as you can see in this picture, they're amazing seats.
• 12:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, you can't miss it, right, right?
• 12:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She says I don't like it at all.
• 12:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're here to hear some country music and I'm singing some damn country damn music.
• 12:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I fucked that all up.
• 12:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me read it again.
• 12:34
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I don't like it at all.
• 12:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She says we're here to hear some country music.
• 12:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's what threw me off.
• 12:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was the back to back years.
• 12:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She goes I'm singing some country, damn music.
• 12:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sit down.
• 12:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She told the group shall we start again?
• 12:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And the crowd?
• 12:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She asked the crowd, right, she followed me so far.
• 12:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, that's a lot of stumbles.
• 12:53
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yep, yep, yep.
• 12:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's why it's called after two beers.
• 12:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ponder's gonna be later.
• 12:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's like man.
• 12:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was pretty good, except for that time when you stumbled over the Miranda Lambert part.
• 13:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like do you know the name of the show?
• 13:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not called after two beers.
• 13:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: After one beer, after one take, precisely, anyways, she said.
• 13:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: While she continued to sing, lambert received mixed reactions from the crowd.
• 13:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Some began to holler, cheer and whistle for the 39 year old, while others left the arena in protest and a fan recorded video.
• 13:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A person can be heard saying to those around her let's go, come on, you don't do that to your fans.
• 13:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm assuming that's how it sounded.
• 13:34
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: We don't do that to our fans.
• 13:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: In a conversation with NBC News, one of those selfie taking fans, adalia Kayin, claimed that she and her friends had only stood up for a few seconds to take the photo and we were about to sit back down when Lambert called them out.
• 13:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She says I felt like I was back at school, with the teacher scolding me for doing something wrong and telling me to sit back down in my place.
• 14:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I feel like she was determined to make us look like we were young, immature and vain, but we're just grown women in our 30s to 60s.
• 14:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sorry.
• 14:11
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I know who.
• 14:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Kim's faking my VS Lambert's move has turned some fans off.
• 14:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: In her most recent Instagram post, a series of photos she shared last night to mark the end of this phase of her Las Vegas residency Before she returns in the fall sorry Ponder she received a number of angry comments.
• 14:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's looking at me now.
• 14:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was one night.
• 14:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was really messed up, anyway.
• 14:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: One person wrote I wouldn't pay 10 cents to see her after what you did to your fans for taking a selfie while you in the background.
• 14:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A former fan wrote she definitely turned me against her for the way she treated her fans Selfishly rude, no thanks, all right, so the million dollar question to you too.
• 15:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, everybody in there.
• 15:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I haven't formed an opinion one bit way I'm.
• 15:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Potentially you guys can sway me.
• 15:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj jumped up.
• 15:10
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: She's very excited.
• 15:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love me some Miranda All right, I'm going to tell you right now.
• 15:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: In this picture there are seven ladies.
• 15:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My question to you who is the asshole in this photo?
• 15:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Here.
• 15:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: At the end of the day you have to understand, like if it's just seven ladies In a crowd, miranda is not going to notice them unless they're right up there and there's like flash photography or something else.
• 15:36
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But at the end of the day I get so irritated like trying to watch a concert without my phone, without my phone up, because I'm trying to enjoy the moment and everybody's got their phone in front of my freaking face so I can't even see the concert, so I can't be there to see who I'm trying to see.
• 15:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Debbie Burnett, one of our Patreon sponsors.
• 15:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She chimed in and has a comment.
• 16:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She said she thinks that Miranda is the asshole.
• 16:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She thought she would have the audience on her side, but it didn't play out well for her.
• 16:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now Every person she has ever wronged is coming for her on TikTok.
• 16:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I heard she's not the nicest lady in the world, by the way.
• 16:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I've heard that too.
• 16:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: People from high school are coming out and how they were wronged by her and I was a fan.
• 16:23
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: So I appreciate.
• 16:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Debbie saying that because she's not coming in biased and didn't like her before that.
• 16:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So that's Debbie's opinion.
• 16:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But tell me, you've never been at a concert and somebody's got their stupid ass phone right in front of your view to where you can't even see the concert, because they're so worried about a selfie or videoing something that if people wanted to see the damn concert, they'd go to the concert.
• 16:46
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They don't need to see it on your damn TikTok.
• 16:49
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, that's right.
• 16:49
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I mean I'm not going to ask somebody.
• 16:51
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Hey, man, you got a video of that concert you went to Because I would love to see it.
• 16:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But on social media you defended the women.
• 16:58
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, that's.
• 16:58
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I don't think it's their fault at all.
• 17:00
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: They just I'm sure they paid good money for those seats, so who knows if they get out a lot you know they could their parents they don't get out.
• 17:07
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Hey, you know we're going to live it up.
• 17:09
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Take our picture with her in the background, not bothering her.
• 17:12
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: It's not like they're running up to her, pestering her.
• 17:15
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Hey, give me this, Give me the take a picture.
• 17:16
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: What is the shot?
• 17:17
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: What was the flash?
• 17:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love the show.
• 17:20
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You don't think the flash got to her.
• 17:22
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: There's lights all over the place.
• 17:24
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But she noticed it.
• 17:24
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: There's lights all over the place, then how would she have noticed that there are seven women standing up, six women.
• 17:31
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Kids are concerts that boring Everybody's sitting down.
• 17:33
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: What's wild is if you go back to that photo.
• 17:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you go back to the photo, I had no idea how short she was.
• 17:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She's tiny, she's a little girl.
• 17:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, aj, I know you've got an opinion on this and right now it's tight.
• 17:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So Kim is pro Miranda, puddin is pro audience members Absolutely, oh, look at her.
• 18:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She's like I ain't, I'm not even jumping in the screen.
• 18:04
  Kevin Shook: She agrees with Debbie that Miranda is the asshole here.
• 18:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, all right, so we've got two.
• 18:11
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That means I'm the asshole.
• 18:13
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Let's bring the picture back up.
• 18:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, before I make a decision, I've got a lot of like very, very odd ways to get the picture back up again, but it's, it's.
• 18:23
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: it's like, this is like a real housewife.
• 18:25
  Kevin Shook: Look at all the other lights around her in the back.
• 18:27
  Kevin Shook: Well, here's the thing too.
• 18:29
  Kevin Shook: Being a photographer, I'm not going to.
• 18:30
  Kevin Shook: I can tell you right now.
• 18:32
  Kevin Shook: They didn't stand there for 30 minutes looking like that.
• 18:34
  Kevin Shook: No, so if they blocked the view for five seconds to get a picture, fuck Miranda.
• 18:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, I'm going to tell you, whoever- took.
• 18:43
  Kevin Shook: this photography is amazing At like aligning the photo up.
• 18:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She looks like when in a animal house, when the little angel in the devil pops up on the shoulder, I bet she's.
• 18:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She dates that diet Dr Pepper dude.
• 18:57
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Little sweet, little sweet.
• 19:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know what this story really is.
• 19:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is what happens when two Karens meet in real life.
• 19:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like they're out in the woods, like everybody in this picture is honestly.
• 19:11
  Kevin Shook: They all call the manager.
• 19:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my god.
• 19:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Nobody in that picture right there is hurting for money.
• 19:17
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: No, I can tell you First of all put On stage or off stage?
• 19:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you were saying that this might be there one night out.
• 19:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, these girls get out occasionally.
• 19:25
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: They get out a lot.
• 19:27
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Well, that one girl's girls almost got out in the picture.
• 19:30
  Kevin Shook: I think they're worse than my house.
• 19:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I didn't see that.
• 19:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That is very true.
• 19:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got $5, says they love the new Jason Aldean song.
• 19:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, you know, and I bet you they didn't drink one Bud Light at that show.
• 19:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, oh, my god, I'm not saying I know these ladies, but I bet you at least a few times they've said I'm not racist.
• 19:56
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: But let me speak to the manager.
• 20:00
  Kevin Shook: Let me speak to the manager, if she's wise, oh man.
• 20:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, my whole thing about this is this I think they're all assholes.
• 20:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is my opinion.
• 20:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, I think everybody in that photo is assholes, because Miranda Lambert, at the end of the day, those people that paid to come there and take that picture, are the reason you have a salary.
• 20:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, I get it.
• 20:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Nobody.
• 20:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We make $40 a month on this show and I pay out about 100 a month.
• 20:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I feel like if anyone's going to complain at me at a show, I could do it, because I'm paying to.
• 20:32
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: We don't have flash photography, okay.
• 20:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Secondly, the other thing about it for me is they have to know regardless that it's startling, not only to the performer but to the people around them, and it's that whole thing I'm like.
• 20:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's times in life where I'd love the great photo, or, but it's not the right time for it.
• 20:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Bye, you know.
• 20:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then I don't even know the song.
• 20:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know Miranda Lambert, I don't own an album, nobody owns an album anymore.
• 21:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But it sounds like they picked one of the absolute worst songs to try to do.
• 21:09
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Let's see, let's see.
• 21:10
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Let's see.
• 21:12
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Let's see photography.
• 21:12
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: All right, let's stop the show.
• 21:14
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Let's stop it.
• 21:15
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, let's stop it.
• 21:16
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Pause for the cause.
• 21:18
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Come on, pause for the cause.
• 21:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's my whole thing.
• 21:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think these ladies had paid their way in, much like Pudding said, and at the end of the day they can do what they want, and unless they said a lot of these shows.
• 21:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Unless they're jumping up onto the stage, it doesn't matter.
• 21:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A lot of shows say no flash photography, and this is why this shit right here is also why a lot of artists confiscate phones now.
• 21:41
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, Put them in their little packs when you go in.
• 21:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can't take your phone in because of what Kim was saying, when you're just trying to enjoy the show and everybody's got that phone up because no one's going to watch those fucking videos.
• 21:54
  Kevin Shook: No one, nobody's going to watch that on your phone.
• 21:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, you know they're going to look at it and go why You're doing this on TikTok.
• 21:59
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh my god.
• 22:00
  Kevin Shook: If I wanted to go to the concert.
• 22:01
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'd go to the damn concert.
• 22:03
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You know what?
• 22:03
  Kevin Shook: everybody.
• 22:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm just going to let the cat out of the bag for every single person that is watching the show right now.
• 22:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you post a video of a concert that you're at, everybody else is like I don't fucking care.
• 22:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Good for you, Nice job.
• 22:18
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I've heard that I like to see a couple pictures, but I don't need to hear every fucking song.
• 22:23
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I'm just saying All right.
• 22:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I'm going to leave this one as a we're not fully sure who is the asshole.
• 22:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We had one vote from Miranda, one vote for the fans, one vote for everybody.
• 22:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Missy Myers says sometimes I film my favorite song because they sing it too late and I want to remember I was there and I'm too drunk.
• 22:47
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I got to be honest with you the Fourth of July fireworks too.
• 22:50
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's an action.
• 22:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love Missy's reaction on that one.
• 22:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: By the way, I will say I have recorded a song.
• 22:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was Joe Walsh and it was ordinary, average guy and I love that fucking song and that's the only one I've ever.
• 23:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But I still listen to that video, but just the audio of it.
• 23:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So Josh Ponder says who have watched those Fourth of July fireworks videos?
• 23:14
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: 2022 again.
• 23:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So Stacy Ponder says I'm videotaping the entire pink concert tomorrow for Gibbler.
• 23:22
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Don't worry about it, I'll be there in September and she will have blue-leg CDs available tomorrow after the show.
• 23:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's, yeah, that's.
• 23:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love this shit.
• 23:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love this podcast.
• 23:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is why we do this right here, All right, so I think we can officially say that we don't have a distinct answer on who the asshole is.
• 23:43
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No everybody's an asshole.
• 23:45
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's where it is.
• 23:46
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's what I'm here for.
• 23:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, Gibbler, are you ready to do some Gibbler's giblets?
• 23:52
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm ready, I'm ready, let's do it.
• 23:54
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Let's see here when should I?
• 23:58
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: start?
• 23:58
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Where should I start?
• 24:01
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right, I'm going to start where I wanted to start.
• 24:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I know I know.
• 24:08
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Now I'm trying to find it Somebody's been drinking.
• 24:11
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I have.
• 24:12
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Somebody needs to use the pot yes.
• 24:13
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I will miss you.
• 24:14
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I'll look for everybody here.
• 24:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll tell you what.
• 24:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We haven't done this in a long time A one minute.
• 24:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, I'm going to enjoy this as well.
• 24:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We are going to take a random pause for the cause.
• 24:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We haven't done this in a while, but it allows our buddy, kevin, to get some commercials in.
• 24:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We will be back in five minutes.
• 24:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We will run down the countdown immediately.
• 24:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go get a shot.
• 24:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go use the bathroom, mystery shot.
• 24:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go make sure the kids are in the closet and they're OK.
• 24:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Whatever you're doing and enjoying the show, we will be back in five minutes.
• 24:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Don't leave, ok.
• 24:47
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh it's terrible.
• 24:48
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, that's all right.
• 24:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Welcome back to the Aftertubers podcast.
• 24:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm Dustin, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler and Puddin, and we've got to come up with something clever, puddin.
• 24:58
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: We need to go and drink some beer after this and just brainstorm, we'll figure that We'll figure it out.
• 25:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, all right, we've gone through tonight already the Am I, the Asshole segment and if you're just tuning in, I highly recommend you go back.
• 25:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's one of our better ones and it was totally off the cuff, so maybe that's what I'm learning.
• 25:16
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Tick tock, tick tock.
• 25:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, Gibbler, are you ready to do the Gibbler's giblets?
• 25:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm ready to do some Gibbler's giblets.
• 25:22
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right, let's do it All righty.
• 25:26
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Ok, so this one is actually going to be about a movie.
• 25:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Has anybody seen the movie Idiocracy?
• 25:34
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh yeah, no.
• 25:36
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You've never seen it.
• 25:37
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: No.
• 25:37
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: OK, so it's like they kind of like make fun of, like the future of how the entire United States they're all going to be run by idiots because the people that are smart they don't want to read or do.
• 25:49
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Well, this was filmed in 2004.
• 25:52
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, OK.
• 25:53
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Who's in this film?
• 25:54
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Luke Wilson.
• 25:57
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Luke Wilson and, oh my gosh, I can't remember the guy's name, it was a Mike Judd's movie Black Shepherd yeah.
• 26:04
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm really bad about that.
• 26:07
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't remember people's names.
• 26:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, I mean if anybody in there knows they feel free to jump in at any time.
• 26:14
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But anyway.
• 26:14
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So the wardrobe, the funds for the wardrobe were really cheap.
• 26:22
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So they went to this company that hadn't been released yet and they were like, oh well, these are going to be cheap shoes, we'll just make everybody wear these.
• 26:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And Mike Judd is like, but oh so yes, I know, is it Crocs yeah.
• 26:42
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh you're one of those assholes that, like, messes up the whole punchline of a joke.
• 26:46
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: We ruined.
• 26:46
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: A good surprise on you.
• 26:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My pants are so small, I'm not really, because I do this is why we can't have nice things.
• 26:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go ahead and do your punchline.
• 26:58
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right.
• 26:59
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So the wardrobe designer showed me these shoes they weren't out in the world yet and she said this is a startup, they're making these shoes and they're going to look completely ridiculous.
• 27:09
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: And he's like, yeah, well, that's fine and all, but the only thing I'm worried about is what if these things blow up by the time the movie comes out and they're everywhere and she's like, ah, that's never going to happen.
• 27:20
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No one is going to buy these things.
• 27:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They look stupid.
• 27:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They do, though.
• 27:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the beauty of it, and they were.
• 27:26
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Crocs.
• 27:27
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So everybody in the movie wears Crocs in this idiocracy because they thought it was going to be something so stupid that they thought these were going to be shoes.
• 27:35
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That were absolutely ridiculous.
• 27:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love how people customize them now and you can buy the deal.
• 27:41
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh my god, have you seen the little toes?
• 27:42
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, it's fucking gross.
• 27:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's the reason you want some people wearing Crocs, absolutely.
• 27:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I'm telling you you ever see people that walk out and put like this is just like that, miranda Landry.
• 27:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They could pick up, Hear me out on this one.
• 27:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I know that technically, by law, if you want to, you could take a photo of yourself at a concert.
• 28:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No one's saying you can Some things in life you just shouldn't do.
• 28:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, there are people's feet that it is fine by law for you to wear open-toe shoes.
• 28:16
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: But you should have, but you should have.
• 28:18
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: There's just feet, but you should have.
• 28:20
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You should have too, Picking up stray animals and a few of them things.
• 28:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And that's the whole point of Crocs is you can kind of appreciate wearing an open-toe, but you're also protecting the public from your.
• 28:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean they're bad.
• 28:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, when you see people post pictures and they have toes that cross over the other toe.
• 28:42
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: And they got the big old, nasty two inch thick toenails.
• 28:48
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Not long but two inch thick.
• 28:49
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Those are corn chips, corn chips right there.
• 28:53
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: These look like the kind of people.
• 28:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If they ever went into jail they could cut the toenail off and use it as a shift.
• 29:00
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It just reminds me of the movie Dumb and Dumber, where they're like taking the grinder to the feet.
• 29:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, it's so true, Anyway.
• 29:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So yeah, I'm sorry.
• 29:10
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So yeah, no, next time I'll act like this, next time I'll act like this, next time I'll act like I don't know.
• 29:15
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But yeah, apparently they thought that those dumb things were going to pass.
• 29:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, you know what the beauty of it is.
• 29:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They were technically right, they are, they have blown up, but they're still dumb looking.
• 29:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And is there anything dumber looking than a croc sunburn?
• 29:30
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Do you know?
• 29:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: The JP is asking me.
• 29:32
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: He's like hey, should I wear flip flops or should I wear the crocs?
• 29:35
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I was like flip flops.
• 29:36
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't care what your toenails look like, put the flip flops on them.
• 29:39
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They're still better than the crocs my gosh, you know what?
• 29:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: In JP's defense they should come out, but they're so comfortable.
• 29:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They should come out with one of those little attachments, but it's like a little tuxedo.
• 29:54
  Kevin Shook: So you can wear them to formal events.
• 29:56
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: So you can wear them to formal events or bow ties.
• 29:58
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: For a little bow tie, there should be little bow ties or a collar.
• 30:01
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: That's my fancy, like your wedding.
• 30:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't have a collared shirt, but I have a collar croc.
• 30:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That'll work.
• 30:08
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You know what, when you're going outside, they actually have ones that have.
• 30:11
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So this week I actually saw on I don't remember if it was Amazon or Tiki Taki, possibly both that they have little speakers that you can attach to your crocs, Jesus man, what the fuck?
• 30:22
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I've seen the lights and they also have lights, like flood lights, so that when you're letting the dogs out, you can keep an eye on them.
• 30:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hell, no, people are so fucking stupid I'm sorry, idiocracy.
• 30:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got to look it up, God.
• 30:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They're customizing this shit like it's an ATV.
• 30:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Watch the movie.
• 30:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Watch the movie.
• 30:41
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Watch the movie Idiocracy.
• 30:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've actually seen quite a bit of this movie.
• 30:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Adam Green says apparently we are living in it.
• 30:50
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: We are living in the movie Idiocracy, All right.
• 30:54
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So did you know that iPhones in movies they cannot be used by the bad guy in movies.
• 31:05
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: What, yeah, so bad guys in movies can't use iPhones?
• 31:09
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Apple requires as a condition of licensing their products for use in film slash TV that only protagonists are allowed to operate them on camera.
• 31:19
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So if someone's using an iPad in a horror movie, they will not secretly be the killer.
• 31:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know what?
• 31:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'd be a bad guy too, if I still use a Blackberry.
• 31:29
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Me too, if I still had my Zoom.
• 31:32
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Hey, do you remember the little slide one, the slide one where I had a D-pad?
• 31:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like man, if this thing only had a way I could play music or tell me how to get somewhere.
• 31:44
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I got carpal tunnel off of one of those.
• 31:46
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It was bad.
• 31:48
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It was bad, but no so bad guys can't use an iPhone in a movie.
• 31:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There you go.
• 31:53
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Let's see what else you have.
• 31:54
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They can't sue for shit either.
• 31:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You ever know that.
• 31:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Absolutely Fucking horrible shots, oh yeah.
• 32:02
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't get that either.
• 32:02
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I know that you're supposed to like.
• 32:04
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: If you're running from a shooter, you're supposed to zigzag.
• 32:06
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: These people are like straight on Get hit, I got to crack.
• 32:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Get out, run a bullet, no matter what pattern you run.
• 32:17
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You know what?
• 32:18
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: The way I'm built, I can't outrun a crocodile or a bullet, so let's go most of the people recording this podcast right now.
• 32:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We get winded after the first zig right.
• 32:28
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Hey, this is on the second floor and I was like, nope, we're gonna have to move facilities.
• 32:33
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I'm just gonna be my girth will stop the bullet.
• 32:35
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Maybe I am Superman.
• 32:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That should be a T-shirt.
• 32:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not Superman.
• 32:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, keep going.
• 32:53
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right.
• 32:54
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So oh, anybody here got diabetes.
• 32:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No no not yet.
• 33:00
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Well, I'm thankful for your guys's doctors, so back in the day doctors would have to taste urine to see if you had diabetes.
• 33:08
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: This is obviously before.
• 33:09
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm gonna go with it probably in a cup you know what's funny about that?
• 33:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: that was a dating technique I used with AJ.
• 33:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like we test my sugar levels.
• 33:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I.
• 33:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Don't think that was urine.
• 33:25
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That was something else straight from the tap.
• 33:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Something else straight from the tap was that sweet or not, baby?
• 33:44
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right, so I'm gonna go with.
• 33:46
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm gonna go with let's do one more.
• 33:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Come on now.
• 33:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Come on yeah what's got.
• 33:50
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Should I go with Like an off of last week's song or should I go with something else?
• 33:57
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'll do what you want to, but you're working with it in it.
• 34:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna go with a different one.
• 34:01
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Okay, okay.
• 34:03
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So Ford has patented a system enabling self-re Repossessing truck.
• 34:09
  Kevin Shook: I've heard about this.
• 34:10
  Kevin Shook: This is fucking horrible.
• 34:12
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: What the hell.
• 34:13
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: So, through connectivity and automation, these vehicles could potentially drive themselves back to the dealer in the event of missed payments.
• 34:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It better be strong enough.
• 34:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Break this low chain.
• 34:30
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Hey, we're at least pulling out some bushes.
• 34:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Man, can you imagine they're like?
• 34:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They have like eight kids and each one of them has to take a shift in the truck.
• 34:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So they can't read.
• 34:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I need to go out.
• 34:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got the two to four shift.
• 34:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You could take the BB gun.
• 34:46
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You've got to sleep the front seat, but no, the salt the truck actually like drives itself back to the dealership.
• 34:52
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yes, but you know what crazy is that?
• 34:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's what's wild about that technology.
• 34:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not just that.
• 34:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So they would set it up so that the repo could take that vehicle back.
• 35:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you've missed, let's say, x, number of payments.
• 35:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah but what's also talk they're talking about?
• 35:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These cars are becoming so smart, yeah, that there are certain features that you're gonna have to pay for, even though the car has it right.
• 35:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So like heated seats.
• 35:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, if you know.
• 35:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, if you don't pay it, they're not gonna give it to you.
• 35:20
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: They won't turn it on.
• 35:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you want to log on to your phone and pay the 899 a month, hit the button.
• 35:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They will.
• 35:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You see it.
• 35:26
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I have seen that well.
• 35:28
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's stupid, because lots of companies have heated seal seats year-round.
• 35:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That, though, what I'm saying is all those features if you want to buy your air, you can buy a base model vehicle, just like you can buy a base model phone, and it's the apps that you put on it that really make a phone stand out right.
• 35:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's why people download apps, and the free ones.
• 35:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They give you Commercials the whole time, and that's how they make their money, or the other ones you pay for the app.
• 35:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, they're gonna do the same thing with these vehicles where you want your GPS to work $5 a month you want your heated seats to work.
• 36:02
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You want your per year like my phone right now on Tom payment at 8999.
• 36:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I own a Jeep that I paid North of 50 grand for that.
• 36:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I could start with an app on my phone right now.
• 36:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: As long as I pay for the app, they have the feature.
• 36:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's free, just hit the button.
• 36:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But they so it's already started, and this is the first part of it this, so you can only Only Started on the phone with that app.
• 36:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yes, I can start, it Does it have the key fob right, but like when I worked it you just pick and choose whether you're gonna do the extra stuff.
• 36:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, what they'll do is they'll make the key where you have to be basically sitting on the hood, yeah, to start the damn thing, so like when I worked at the company that used to work at mm-hmm.
• 36:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It wouldn't work to the parking lot because we had to park out way out in the, you know, back 40.
• 36:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, and a lot of people in a lot of cities, especially if you have to park in a parking garage or away from your vehicle.
• 37:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh you'll want to start it on your phone and then and Jeep is already starting to make you pay for it, wow.
• 37:07
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Okay, now I can tell you that that has come in very helpful at one particular time that I actually lost my main set of keys on a roller coaster at Kings Island.
• 37:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Wow, what coaster, what I had I.
• 37:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Was a little beastie.
• 37:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're dangling, I'm sure of it, but anyway, I want you to keep your keys on your toes.
• 37:34
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But it went on.
• 37:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I know what you're saying.
• 37:35
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I know what you're saying, but I'm gonna tell you they're so good at that.
• 37:38
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They actually got me my keys the next week.
• 37:40
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They mailed them to him, oh, but anyway.
• 37:42
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Luckily I had the app to where I had a spare set of keys in my car, just in case.
• 37:51
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't know why I thought of it they get the just in case but where I could actually open my car with an app to be able to get the keys to be able to drive.
• 38:00
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Good thing, I know how to wear a card.
• 38:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And the 80s, they had a.
• 38:11
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I get his motherfucking rope and rope quit, you got keys inside of it, I can get his home.
• 38:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm just gonna say I ain't got an app for it.
• 38:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I have an application.
• 38:19
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It's gonna be a windy ride.
• 38:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, you know what?
• 38:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're running long, so let's go get there.
• 38:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Appreciate so much the giblets.
• 38:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, I'm enjoying the the pace of the show tonight.
• 38:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a little different.
• 38:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Then what we've been doing, and now we're gonna jump into our news story now normally.
• 38:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, we normally talk about people get drunk and do something stupid and you guys are basically getting to watch that already.
• 38:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know why you need a story about it.
• 38:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I picked something that was interesting to me, but in the way that, I think, in the after two beers way, oh, okay, and that's the the new song.
• 38:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not even new.
• 38:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I, for mine, I understand.
• 38:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's Jason.
• 38:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All deans Try that in a small town.
• 38:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So now here's the thing I've always promised gibbler, and it's the truth we're never gonna talk about politics on the show.
• 39:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're never gonna talk about Religion.
• 39:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I Think that's basically it.
• 39:14
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It's kind of like drunk rules you don't talk about those things after you've been drinking.
• 39:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, but most people do.
• 39:19
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I know I get to read them on, so Because I don't want to make myself or someone else.
• 39:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, so I you know I don't have a lot of.
• 39:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I haven't really researched necessarily about the song because I'm not that concerned with the tune.
• 39:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm really more interested in how people react to do a song and then how, how divisive everything can be today if we let it become a vice of oh yeah but, more importantly, I grew up as a Gen Xer.
• 39:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah okay and I feel like my life has been.
• 39:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's vastly different than people that are growing up today.
• 39:57
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh.
• 39:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But I'm sure the boomers can say that about you know.
• 40:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, we're only 150 years away from people still fighting the Indians in Texas or native.
• 40:06
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: You know I'm serious.
• 40:07
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I mean like, and the fact that you called him Indians.
• 40:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, you know, first of all, don't the Washington, are you busted my nuts?
• 40:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, actually you know it's funny, though, because I took that test and I have.
• 40:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I have more native blood in me.
• 40:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Then Irish and I have more.
• 40:24
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I don't have any.
• 40:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Irish I have more than uh.
• 40:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Who's the?
• 40:28
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I think we got our senator, I think we got all.
• 40:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway so, um, regardless.
• 40:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, where am I going with this?
• 40:39
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You got it's the song.
• 40:41
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Now I know that.
• 40:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I've got the notes in front of me.
• 40:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was trying to figure out where exactly it was in that moment.
• 40:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, ok, that's why they call this after two beers.
• 40:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, like, literally like it's been.
• 40:50
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Maybe we thought after one beer.
• 40:53
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No, no, no, it's terrible.
• 40:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Gibbler is in rare form tonight.
• 40:57
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right.
• 40:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the point was we don't talk about politics, we don't talk about religion and other than that, it's basically game on Right.
• 41:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ok, got it.
• 41:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the Jason Aldean song, as far as I understand it, is a song that came out that he basically says committing crimes is bad and if you do it in a town that has a small population, you're not going to get away with it.
• 41:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Is that fair?
• 41:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That seems pretty legit.
• 41:23
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Sounds like pretty legit.
• 41:24
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: What are you trying to say?
• 41:24
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: No, small town.
• 41:26
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Are we sleeping with cousins?
• 41:27
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Can you get away with that?
• 41:28
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: And well, we're going to talk about that.
• 41:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's interesting Now what's wild about the and I think it's there's one particular phrase in the song.
• 41:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think that that hurt a lot of people either in the butt or in the brain.
• 41:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you get hurt by a song, that because I grew up in the.
• 41:47
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It's all on perception Well you know essentially yeah, yeah.
• 41:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, but it's the video as well.
• 41:54
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And a lot of the violence that was shown in it.
• 41:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What was weird to me is the video was recorded in a town that clearly wasn't a small town.
• 42:02
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Like we live close.
• 42:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, Richmond is not even a small town.
• 42:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, we live close to Fountain City, where my kids go to school.
• 42:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That doesn't have a stoplight.
• 42:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was thinking today.
• 42:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like where's the post office in that town?
• 42:16
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Do they have one, I don't, they do.
• 42:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Where.
• 42:19
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I feel like it's right on main.
• 42:21
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I feel like no, it's not.
• 42:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's not.
• 42:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've come from Fountain City, yeah.
• 42:25
  Kevin Shook: It's a block west off the main intersection.
• 42:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's how you know.
• 42:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's a small town, you don't even see it how many bars do they have in that town?
• 42:34
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: None.
• 42:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How many dollar, generals?
• 42:36
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: None.
• 42:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Actually none.
• 42:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How many churches?
• 42:39
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Eight One One, I think yeah.
• 42:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh man, If that's not the definition of a small fucking town.
• 42:46
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: If you don't have a bar or a dollar general, but you get a church and Lynn has a fucking dollar general.
• 42:52
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, wow, oh, absolutely.
• 42:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So my point is I understand small towns and the Dairy.
• 42:57
  Kevin Shook: Queen, we got two stoplights on Lynn.
• 43:01
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Show off?
• 43:02
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, they do, just one north of town, one by Astral yeah, I love them.
• 43:07
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: By the gas station they're counting.
• 43:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now my point being is this, the fact that we can even have a conversation about this, and we both are like oh yeah, I know exactly what.
• 43:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Two Literally there's and there's a liquor store in that town, which actually I guess there's a liquor store in Fountain City, but it's attached to the convenience store A mart.
• 43:26
  Kevin Shook: Yes, oh, my god.
• 43:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That is the definition of small towns.
• 43:29
  Kevin Shook: And they're about to get a Starbucks kiosk.
• 43:31
  Kevin Shook: Not to do the same with Florida?
• 43:33
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Who is?
• 43:34
  Kevin Shook: The Fountain City, yeah, the Minnie Mart.
• 43:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Shetcher, do you think Starbucks competes secretly with Dollar General to see who can get into every town first?
• 43:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, it's like a big game.
• 43:45
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Anyway, I don't know how it would be that big of a?
• 43:47
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Never mind, it's a kiosk, let me pull it back in.
• 43:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Everybody's got ADD and we're all liquored at this point.
• 43:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So that's, and again, that's the point of the show and I hope, if you're at home, do we have anybody still watching through this madness?
• 43:58
  Kevin Shook: Yeah you got seven people.
• 44:00
  Kevin Shook: Oh, you guys, thank you guys All right, I love you.
• 44:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So here's the Jason Aldean thing.
• 44:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So he writes a song about what we talked about a second ago, and here's the part I struggle with with the two.
• 44:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I feel like this song has already been written and it's been done way, way, way better.
• 44:17
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh, yeah, yeah, where'd you?
• 44:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: get.
• 44:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hank Williams Jr wrote a song called A Country Boy Can't Survive.
• 44:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that's one of my favorite songs ever.
• 44:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's basically the exact same premise, only he doesn't take shots at necessarily individuals, and I fucking love that tune.
• 44:32
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It's a great one OK.
• 44:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My favorite Right.
• 44:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's basically saying the exact same thing that Jason Aldean, From what I understand.
• 44:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't even think Jason Aldean wrote this tune.
• 44:42
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: No, probably not.
• 44:43
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: It's not his best work.
• 44:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: None of them do anymore Like that Duffy song he does.
• 44:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's pretty kickass.
• 44:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know that song in the middle 90s he did, the guy, the singer, duffy.
• 44:56
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Come on, help me out here.
• 44:57
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm not a Duffy, joe Duffy.
• 44:58
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Remember the song he did, joe Duffy.
• 45:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Duffy, thank you.
• 45:01
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You're the best Duffy, duffy.
• 45:03
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's my point I don't know this shit and I'm not trying.
• 45:06
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Two beers is Duffy.
• 45:07
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I'm not trying to hate on Aldean.
• 45:10
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yes.
• 45:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know the fucked up part, it's the.
• 45:12
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Simpsons beer brand right, isn't that Duffy?
• 45:14
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That is just Duffy, ok.
• 45:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That I know Jason Aldean's Duffy song and the ironic part is I've been to a Jason Aldean concert which Miranda Lambert played at.
• 45:24
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh, wow.
• 45:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, yeah, I didn't take a selfie, anyway, good, all right.
• 45:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So pull me back in.
• 45:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Jason Aldean small town song.
• 45:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What I'm trying to say is this I feel like the three of us are good representations of people that know what a small town is.
• 45:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And I'm not hating on Jason Aldean for just being Jason Aldean, like I don't care for the song a whole lot, but that's not saying I hate on the song.
• 45:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I just don't like that particular tune, right?
• 45:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ok, it's OK.
• 45:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's whatever, but here's the thing I realized about that tune is, I was going through the lyrics, and this is where I want the seven viewers that are still with us to kind of follow me down and pull the audio out of my ear, if you would.
• 46:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've got enough shit going on in my brain.
• 46:08
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: The last thing I need is that time?
• 46:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Ow, ow, all right.
• 46:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I realized as a Gen Xer that I was actually taught differently than Jason Aldean is singing about.
• 46:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Some of my absolute favorite people that I grew up on that influenced me as a human being were people that did just the opposite, that absolutely tried it in a little town and one, and we were all fucking happy about it.
• 46:37
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Right.
• 46:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, ok, and so I asked my buddy, kevin.
• 46:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I sent him some photos today, and we're going to talk about some of these people that Jason Aldean would not enjoy, because they tried it in a small town and they made it work.
• 46:50
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh, All right, all right.
• 46:52
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh my gosh, there's a couple right there.
• 46:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's where they're coming buddy, let's do our first one here.
• 46:58
  Kevin Shook: All right, Kevin.
• 47:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right here we go.
• 47:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What we have here is the film called the Roadhouse Dalton, and on the left you have Dalton thought to be a little bigger, and on the right we have a gentleman named Wade Garrett.
• 47:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now these two gentlemen came into this town.
• 47:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Actually, garrett just showed up because his buddy was there.
• 47:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He wasn't supposed to be there.
• 47:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Darn least had a job, yeah, and they.
• 47:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's a guy in town that had shit going right.
• 47:28
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Businesses were thriving, there was a car a lot, a lot of trouble going on.
• 47:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There was a auto auto parts store, there was a bar, the double dudes.
• 47:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Everything worked out right.
• 47:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What's his name?
• 47:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Brad Wesley, brad Wesley, brad Wesley and Dalton comes in and Tries it in a little town and took the whole damn thing.
• 47:51
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They don't think he tried it in a little.
• 47:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, he fucking killed like all the main dudes, and he was fixing the town was he fixing it, because at the end of that movie here's what I know for sure- Okay.
• 48:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, carlot, gone, gone.
• 48:05
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Auto parts store burned, guys, old house that he was sleeping at blown up.
• 48:14
  Kevin Shook: You know what was still there's try double dudes, double dudes.
• 48:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, the bar was still good.
• 48:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My point is I I Exactly.
• 48:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I appreciate the Dalton guy.
• 48:25
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We rooted for Dalton.
• 48:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He killed so many people in that movie.
• 48:29
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: He really did and throw yes but Jason Aldean would not approve.
• 48:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You don't come into my town and try that shit, dalton.
• 48:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, let's go to the next one.
• 48:42
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: This is just a Christmas movie guy trying to get home.
• 48:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Bye now AJ or, excuse me, kim has never seen this film.
• 48:49
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I've never seen it this is a this is Rambo.
• 48:51
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I really have not.
• 48:52
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: This is Rambo first blood.
• 48:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And the guy on the left is a Decorated military veteran right that did tours for his country and then got treated like most of our veterans do.
• 49:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They sent him home with PTSD and then they didn't give him any Medical treatment and then he's still wearing the army fucking jacket when the cop here, brian Dennehy, starts fucking with him.
• 49:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And at the end of the show you know what John Rambo did.
• 49:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He tried it a little time, fucked him up.
• 49:26
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: And I loved it.
• 49:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's the thing.
• 49:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All these examples are people that tried it in a little town and everybody loves them for it.
• 49:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
• 49:35
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Jason Aldean would not be a fan of John Rambo.
• 49:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, let's bring up the next one, oh.
• 49:40
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh, my favorite movie is it really?
• 49:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love it.
• 49:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Look at these song bitches 77 Pontiac trains a.
• 49:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What we have here.
• 49:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you look at the guy on the left, jerry Reed, that's, that's a snowman, yep.
• 49:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then on the right, we have the bandit, the bandit bandit.
• 50:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now see these two guys right here.
• 50:02
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They tried it in a little town Cops all the time tax arcana.
• 50:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These guys were bootleggers, they were against the law.
• 50:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They were going into towns.
• 50:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They broke into the distributor and stole the beer out of there.
• 50:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yep, they, they ran over motorcycles in the park over bridges right ran through a football game.
• 50:24
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, he got beat up at the bar.
• 50:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, bit a biker.
• 50:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: His dog wasn't on a leash.
• 50:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He tried it in a small town, and but the point is, I love him for it.
• 50:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So there's another example.
• 50:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Jason Aldean clearly was not a smoky in the bandit fan.
• 50:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, let's bring up our next one.
• 50:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, what am I?
• 50:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the Blues Brothers is that a small town?
• 50:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not a small town, but what I wanted to prove is because Jason Aldean sang in front of that big courthouse and there was lots of shit going on is that you could be in a big town too and still fuck with it and try it on now that's what these two try it in there right now, in the middle of that madness, is the Blues Brothers, that's Jake and Elwood Blues, and now they're on mission from God.
• 51:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Gotta get the band back together and look at all these cops.
• 51:18
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You know how much money they caused in accidents, that was cop cars that were piled up.
• 51:23
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: That is like at one time when they recorded biggest Car X and film history right downtown Chicago.
• 51:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you know, the mayor lost their job because of that job.
• 51:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, what yeah, they allowed them to record in a Daily Plaza it won a small town.
• 51:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, chicago, it's a great city, but the whole point of it is I love the Blues Brothers and they fuck with the man which Jason Aldean does not prefer.
• 51:46
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: And here's the thing I'm not trying to hate on Jason Aldean.
• 51:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My point trying to prove is that maybe there are times to try it.
• 51:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A little town, try it, figured out.
• 51:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, let's do another one.
• 51:56
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Maybe you said what can we go?
• 51:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, can we go back before we go to the dude's answer, I want to read Debbie stuff, because this is the exact opposite of what he's talking about the song.
• 52:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is why I love the show right now.
• 52:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, debbie, I appreciate your comment and please explain it to me because I, to be completely straight, I haven't read into what the song's about.
• 52:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And If there's people in there, josh Ponder says not familiar with the song, but I would imagine he's talking about a town policing themselves when any outsiders brought trouble their way.
• 52:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's exactly what fucking John Rambo Rambo.
• 52:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They tried to police them, but they were fucking assholes happen.
• 52:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now let's bring out one of my absolute favorites, and as a kid, yes, sir.
• 52:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So now what a lot of people don't know?
• 52:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This isn't a life PD or on patrol Kids of my gender, of my my kid's yeah that is.
• 52:50
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But did you like it for Daisy?
• 52:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was eight years old.
• 52:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I didn't even know what Daisy was.
• 52:56
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: We were getting a little half.
• 52:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So no, seriously, we're like a jumping in that boss.
• 53:01
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Oh, that's what was, amazing now.
• 53:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, cooter, I started comparing the lyrics.
• 53:07
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah you can't have that name in today's times.
• 53:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, why not?
• 53:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I have a anyway.
• 53:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's a cooter's garage.
• 53:15
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: And I have this magnet.
• 53:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I got to thinking about it.
• 53:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I wanted to compare it because I am a big Duke's, a hazard fan.
• 53:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yep, I know it's not politically correct in 2023 because of the generally the general.
• 53:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, for yeah, generally first of all, and then obviously, the flag on the hood.
• 53:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But the whole premise of this film or this television series, which was very, very, very popular, yeah, which was canceled in some people's eyes because of cancel culture, yeah, goes Absolutely against everything Jason Aldean is singing about in this song.
• 53:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah so hear me out on this.
• 53:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, and this is why I'm trying to show the hypocrisy of it's not everything.
• 53:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, because it's on both sides, it's not just liberals, it's not just Conservatives.
• 54:03
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But in this, here's the song lyrics for the the dukes, a hazard, and I basically feel like it sums up the show that I still love to this day.
• 54:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, if that makes me a bad person, I apologize, because I don't try to be.
• 54:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love everybody, all right, but I love the show, but these are the lyrics.
• 54:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just, the good old boys Never mean in the harm, and that's exactly what Jason Aldean was singing about.
• 54:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then they vastly take a different path.
• 54:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law since the day they were born a day they were born a day they were born.
• 54:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: these guys were no good.
• 54:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They weren't, honestly.
• 54:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If somebody like that lived here today and they were in trouble with the law all the time, I'd probably hang out with them at a bar, to be honest.
• 54:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Debbie says so, the Duke boys would be what the song is about.
• 54:50
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Try to fuck around and find out.
• 54:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You try to mess with the dukes and they will take you down in their town.
• 54:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But see, here's the thing, debbie, and this is where I contradict, and I know what you're saying.
• 54:59
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: It was the law they were fighting, yeah that entire Mood boss hall but the new boys were taking all of the moonshine and taking it elsewhere and that's the ironic part about the show and, again, I love it.
• 55:11
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: They were actually Also, jesse was a man and they were bootleggers.
• 55:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They weren't thieving, they were bootleggers.
• 55:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They were running liquor.
• 55:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Actually, if you look at the opening scene or the the credits, yeah, they show the illegal slot machines.
• 55:29
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: They have in their garage and they're born and I love it.
• 55:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But the whole point of it is is the exact top.
• 55:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now, if somebody came into town and fucked with them, you know what they were doing.
• 55:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They weren't saying if you come to our town, try it here.
• 55:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, they're fucking protecting their territory.
• 55:45
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, they still take their pips.
• 55:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They are fucking pips.
• 55:48
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is my town and you don't come in and run no shine.
• 55:52
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's exactly what it's about.
• 55:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Think about it.
• 55:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, let me keep going with this song.
• 55:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Trouble at the Lawson's today, with the born Straighten in the curves flattening the hills.
• 56:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These guys are gods, and they were in my eyes too.
• 56:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love them.
• 56:08
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I had the big wheel.
• 56:09
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh man I still, I did too.
• 56:11
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I actually did too.
• 56:12
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I think I had little hot wheels.
• 56:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 56:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I remember, and this is gonna show my gen X deal is there's a lunchbox that used to come with a thermos.
• 56:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and I bet you that things were some money today, absolutely, but you would open it up and and I remember there was a place here in Richmond, indiana used to code, called the gingerbread house and I Would take my generally lunchbox with the thermos, which I don't like juice in it, I don't know what.
• 56:43
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: I.
• 56:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Debbie says but the law is not what the song is about.
• 56:46
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There are a few lines about the play.
• 56:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and I agree, debbie.
• 56:49
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm just really what I'm trying to prove.
• 56:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: More is just that they're.
• 56:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They're kind of similar, and it's all in reference to how you want to interpret it and if you want to get butt hurt by it's all because Well, it's.
• 57:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, if you don't like the Jason Aldean song, fucking turn it off.
• 57:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We clearly have a lot of people don't like our show because our numbers don't go up much and, debbie, I'm cool with that.
• 57:21
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's about regular people sticking up for their town like the olden days, and I think that's and that's what I mean.
• 57:27
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think his heart was in the best place and that's what I was referring to, yeah, when I said I love the song by Hank Williams Jr a country boy, cancer alive because that's basically what he's saying no matter how bad the world gets, we're all gonna be fine, and I just thought it was done in a better way.
• 57:42
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But the funny thing to me was Even in those scenarios, debbie, where people are Sticking up for their town these are instances.
• 57:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Where somebody came in and yeah yeah, and I'm again, it's tongue-in-cheek, so yeah, I didn't even like this song before people, so it's really not that good, right it's not that great.
• 58:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I would still, rather than the ink.
• 58:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What so?
• 58:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me go on One or two more of these of people that fucked with it in a small town.
• 58:12
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It succeeded, at least this one.
• 58:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the guy on the right here is the sheriff that's his name's Yosemite, and the guy in the left's name's bugs.
• 58:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And this asshole on the left has been fucking with this guy forever.
• 58:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All he's doing is trying to keep the law in his town.
• 58:38
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I've also read it full of critters.
• 58:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh see the guy on the left.
• 58:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I watched him fuck with a guy in this show.
• 58:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That was a hunter that always out there was trying to like take care of his family.
• 58:50
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: But he was.
• 58:52
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Don't matter, he's just trying to be a rabbit.
• 58:54
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: He was a Providing for his family.
• 58:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He was a.
• 58:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He was a responsible gun owner.
• 59:00
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And this liberal, this conservative on the left name bugs.
• 59:05
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Thanks.
• 59:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Some of the heroes in our life that we've been taught to love is generation X.
• 59:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Wily coyote.
• 59:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Never give up baby, no man.
• 59:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And that guy was just trying to eat like he was trying to a keto diet.
• 59:26
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: That's all folks.
• 59:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I, anyway, I the whole point.
• 59:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What I'm trying to show again with this is that you know it's all in how you want to interpret something.
• 59:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A lot of the favorite, my favorite artists growing up.
• 59:44
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I loved hip-hop and rap in the 90s and and I owned ice cube albums and I owned.
• 59:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Nwa albums and I, I, oh, I'm public enemy yeah.
• 59:59
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I loved it yeah and and so it was, and you didn't even have to interpret it.
• 1:00:04
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They were in your face telling you exactly what they thought, but I appreciated them for living the life that they lived and that was their journey.
• 1:00:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and I think that's what Debbie's basically trying to say is that Jason Aldean is saying and he didn't even write it, but whoever wrote it is saying there's a lot of shit that goes down in little towns, that we are gonna protect our own if?
• 1:00:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: you come around and that's what NWA is rapping about too, and I just it's funny to me this whole show we have basically structured around shit that is not fucking important.
• 1:00:34
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Right, it could be political, but we're not making it it's well, it's not even that it's.
• 1:00:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: you've got people that took a picture in the front row of a concert and before social media, that would have never gone anywhere.
• 1:00:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, and this song?
• 1:00:47
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If they played it on the radio and you didn't like it, you turn it you would just fucking turn it, you wouldn't hear about it and now.
• 1:00:57
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll tell you this we've run long on tonight's show, I think, kevin, for sticking around in, anyone that stuck around to watch us, thank you, but Can I, can I do you guys?
• 1:01:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, this is a lot.
• 1:01:14
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is my ADD and we're getting ready to finish up.
• 1:01:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So if you're sticking around, just you got five more minutes, you can go.
• 1:01:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Pee Debbie says people get butt hurt over everything.
• 1:01:22
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 100% agree.
• 1:01:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I saw they're doing the live action version of Snow White.
• 1:01:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They are not vertically challenged people and they call them by their names because Amazing, oh my gosh.
• 1:01:40
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know the thing is we're basically gonna vanilla eyes, everything yes to the point that it's just not gonna be entertaining, no, and people aren't gonna watch it, and maybe that's a good thing.
• 1:01:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Maybe people will get to a point where they just put down their phones and put down the television and say screw it Go outside and do something.
• 1:01:58
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yes, yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I agree with you, Debbie, one hundo.
• 1:02:01
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: All right.
• 1:02:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is what happens when you're producing.
• 1:02:10
  Kevin Shook: You said go outside and do something, you know.
• 1:02:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What was I just gonna talk about?
• 1:02:19
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I did it again.
• 1:02:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is everybody if you guys are basically seeing a live version of what this is literally how ADD.
• 1:02:27
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: ADHD works, yes.
• 1:02:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the equivalent of opening the refrigerator and go.
• 1:02:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What was I looking for?
• 1:02:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, that, that very moment.
• 1:02:35
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Start leaving notes in the refrigerator for yourself.
• 1:02:38
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's why I write notes for this show.
• 1:02:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Otherwise it'd be us up here bitching for an hour and a half about stuff.
• 1:02:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I think I was basically trying to say Was that we talk about a lot of things today that really don't matter, right, and there's a lot of important shit going on, like and even all those examples I used.
• 1:02:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Jason Aldean is talking about an important point, which is, you know, I do think it's important to have community pride and a lot of people here locally like to bitch about Richmond, Indiana and I'm sure if you're watching this from somewhere outside of Richmond, indiana, you probably experienced the same thing.
• 1:03:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No one thinks the town community yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Everybody always thinks the past is the past and it was better, and the future is gonna suck.
• 1:03:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's what every generation has ever thought.
• 1:03:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, they always think it's gonna suck and, and, and.
• 1:03:24
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So when I talked about the John Rambo thing in all series, there's a big point there too, which is I think sometimes the United States could be the biggest deadbeat dad in the world.
• 1:03:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We send these kids off to go and fight Because they don't have a future a lot of them and they come home and they need help and we don't take care of them, and that's what Rambo was talking about, you know.
• 1:03:43
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then the Duke boys were just fucking amazing.
• 1:03:45
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They had this car that had this?
• 1:03:47
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: trying to make a living, just trying to make a living.
• 1:03:51
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And nobody liked boss hog, so it worked out great.
• 1:03:53
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm just trying to make a living.
• 1:03:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll give you I know you know this I'll give you five dollars if you can name the bar they used to go to.
• 1:04:03
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Is it the Borscht nest?
• 1:04:04
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Yes, Five doll hairs.
• 1:04:06
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll get well.
• 1:04:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I knew he would know it, the Borscht.
• 1:04:09
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's how you know it's a real fan.
• 1:04:11
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, again, thank you to everybody that's stuck around tonight.
• 1:04:15
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We went on a different path tonight.
• 1:04:16
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I kind of like it.
• 1:04:17
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Love you If.
• 1:04:18
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I love you too.
• 1:04:20
  Kevin Shook: Do the end of the show for you.
• 1:04:21
  Kevin Shook: Do what now?
• 1:04:23
  Kevin Shook: You want me to do the end of the show for you?
• 1:04:24
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, what is it?
• 1:04:28
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And uh, no, no, no.
• 1:04:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We say it at the end of every show.
• 1:04:32
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hold it, I got some shit to say before I say that, um, this is a big favor that I ask of anyone that's watching is now live, or, uh, if you're watching this later, uh, like I saw my buddy brad, who's one of our patreon sponsors, um, or if you're listening to us and I mean this sincerely, from the bottom of my heart we only want to do the show to entertain you as well.
• 1:04:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Part of this is just to, at the end of the day, we're all struggling with something and we're all fighting anxiety or depression, or or just life can get fucking hard, and, uh, we just want to make the best show possible for all of you.
• 1:05:07
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, uh, this show was drastically different than what we've been doing.
• 1:05:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And, uh, if you like this version, or like elements of this version plus the old version, uh, just let us know, because I'll be more than happy to come on here and talk about all the people in florida.
• 1:05:20
  Kevin Shook: That's screw it up and we will do that again.
• 1:05:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But uh, again, we're really doing this for all of you as well.
• 1:05:26
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So it's uh, I kind of feel like it's our way of volunteering.
• 1:05:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, we're all just trying.
• 1:05:31
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like a jason al-dean said, we're just trying to take care of our community.
• 1:05:35
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: There, you go man.
• 1:05:36
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean that.
• 1:05:37
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: I like it.
• 1:05:38
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, all right, give him something to laugh at.
• 1:05:39
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, thanks again to our patreon sponsors, to all of you, thanks again to our buddy, kevin shook, that uh puts up with us even when we run long and allows us to take breaks and and, uh, you know, if you, if you like the show, feel free to go to our webpage after two beers calm.
• 1:05:54
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's a little tip jar.
• 1:05:55
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can just click on it.
• 1:05:56
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: For as little as a dollar, you can give us a tip, yes, or the whole thing.
• 1:06:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can Just yeah, not just the tip, yeah or you can become a patreon sponsor, which really means you love us and, uh, you basically can start as little as three dollars a month, to continue to Put this amazing, this out and try to have you for less than a cup of coffee right, and there's got some amazing stickers and, um, if you want some of the stickers, uh, if you come here live and watch the show, give them to you for free, and I mean that sincerely all snap.
• 1:06:29
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: We got initiatives and there you go free stickers.
• 1:06:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got five.
• 1:06:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I like it All right.
• 1:06:34
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, we say this at the end of every show.
• 1:06:37
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Kevin, I guess if you want to play it, you can, if not, I can do it on the.
• 1:06:41
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We say it at the end of every show and, uh, it's the most important thing we say in the entire hour that we speak and that is this if you see someone out there that you think is struggling, they probably are, and uh, people are proud, you know, in there, and so it's a little hard sometimes to To reach out to somebody and say that you know you need some help.
• 1:07:01
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So if you see someone you think is struggling, they probably are just reach out to them and say hey, appreciate you, love you, hope you had a great week, what's your day been like?
• 1:07:10
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just reach out and you might be surprised how something so small might mean the absolute world to somebody.
• 1:07:18
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: You know and.
• 1:07:20
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I I'll say this at the end of all of this, after we've been doing this five years.
• 1:07:23
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If that is what I'm remembered for, then I fucking did it and you did it.
• 1:07:29
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Amen, that's it.
• 1:07:29
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I did it.
• 1:07:30
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm proud of that.
• 1:07:31
  Kimi "Gibbler" Ross: Oh yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Michael "Puddin'" Summers: Yeah, awesome.
• 1:07:33
  Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, gibbler, I guess, and putting yes without further ado, we will talk to them all next week after two years.