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Season One, Episode 10: Doomkirk Finale: Exit Stage Left · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greeting scum and welcome to Flails of the Face.
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My name is Cannibal Chris. I will be our GM as we continue
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to play Doomkirk. This is Doomkirk Part 6.
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This is 6. Is he?
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6 it is 6. I wrote it down.
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Oh my God. Good thing I did.
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It's odd that we've been This is Doomkirk.
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This long we have, yeah. Yeah.
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Hello, I am Levi. I play lefty.
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I'm Thomas. I'm playing Weebit.
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I'm Kevin and I'm playing Rundle.
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Oh God, now I'm Jacob. Yeah.
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I'm, I'm Nate. Yep.
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I'm going to play out so Lefty, Weemut, and Rundle are
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all that's left of the party. Currently, the worms are gone.
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Cedric finally died. Ouch.
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It was mayonnaise. Not like, not like, like.
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Oh, I'm relieved he finally died.
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It was more like, wow, he lasted a while heard.
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It in your voice. I saw it in your eyes.
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OK, OK, so I feel that way. Whatever I was trying, it's not
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like fortunately, Jake did it for me.
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I I was just playing the part. It's not my fault that all these
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grown ass men couldn't handle me.
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That's fair. That's true.
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And it's because you played him because your previous character
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died as well last episode, who for the life of me, and only
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because you've had so many, I can't remember which it.
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Was he just he was the guy that? Tried milking worms and then
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die. Oh yeah, No, Never mind.
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Barnaby. Talkable.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Here's an important piece of the story, I guess.
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Yeah, he would. That means we still have a bison
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walking around these gems too, don't we some?
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Quarter pound pounder. You know you can milk that
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bison. Yuck.
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Anyway, you could I. Guess you're going to get some
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sort of milk out of there. I wouldn't drink it, but.
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I. Have to say I do have to say the
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lime 3 minutes into the show you hate the show 'cause he has to
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do I. Fucking hate this show.
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OK, so Lefty, Wiebert and Rundle, the two of you or the
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three of you are talking to two guards you.
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They said some stuff to you the end of last episode.
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We don't need to repeat that till later.
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So what are you guys doing around here?
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Like you got business here or what business here or?
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What? Yeah, we're supposed to be
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finding the necro priestess. Didn't we have this conversation
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before? You're different guards.
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Yeah. You all look alike, so that's a
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little hurtful. I mean, you're wearing the same
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cloaks. OK, I get that.
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Don't you guys know, peasant? The weird thing is, you're all
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missing one sock. Oh, pheasant.
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Oh, pheasant. Yeah.
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Yeah. He's up.
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He's up. He's up there somewhere.
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He's up there somewhere. Kind of points to general
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direction. He's not wrong, but he he's big.
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I thought you were him. Nope.
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Little bitch didn't like him. Apparently I don't.
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Know So you what? You said you're here to see the
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Necro priestess, right? In a manner of speaking, yes.
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Why our? Business is our own.
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Business is our own, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Not with the Necro priestess it's not so.
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Is she your mom? No.
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Is that how this works? No.
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You scratch her back, she scratches yours.
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That part yes, but not like mom partner.
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You lack secret lovers or something?
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No, no, no, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah. You know, the other guy too was
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just like, vehemently shaking. He said No.
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That's not what you're into. No, you.
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Go to her bone yard every now and then.
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Or what? Oh God.
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You don't go down to Bone Town. The fact that you were saying
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this really shows you haven't actually seen her, because if
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yeah, you wouldn't be saying these.
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I mean, we're looking. Yeah, apparently you know where
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she is. Oh yeah, yeah, of course.
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Hold on. Let me grab this stuff on the
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ground here by my buddy. All of his dust blew away.
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One second. Let me pick it up.
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They're literally waiting and watching you feebly do this.
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Yeah, I want to pick up the spear and the shield.
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OK, fair enough. And I'm going to pick up my
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warhammer, OK? Yeah, that fucking thing.
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Useless. What are you guys doing here?
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So are you. We're here to see the Necro
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priestess. Oh yeah, yeah.
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I thought it was. I mean like here specifically in
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this. She You're walking away from,
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no. Well, you lack her.
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Are we going through this conversation again?
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Please don't. Will you take us to the next
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reprisis? Ain't happening, ain't
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happening. Can you point us in the
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direction where she might be? No.
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Do you do you know? Or you just ignorant fools with
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one saw call. Oh no no no, I know where she
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is. The ignorant 1 here is the one
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saying the word well, not me saying you.
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You're saying the words, Yeah, I realize.
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What? I'm just saying.
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So are you going to stop us? Going to stop us?
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Yeah. Yeah, I want to make.
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That's going to fare well for you, my friend.
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So I guess I'm not going to find the Necro priestess.
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I'll be die and start walking up are.
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We going. We're just going to walk right
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past them, I'm whispering. Well, I mean, that's what I'm
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doing. I'm just walking right past
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them. They're walking that way too.
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And you guys, you guys can remember you guys are in the
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worm tunnel right here. St.
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Bully. Yeah, you guys are in this worm
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tunnel. And you guys are walking towards
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the light and the smoke that you saw in the last episode.
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And you guys come into this large room, the room, it's very
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wide, very tall, very good scriptures, very wide, very
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tall, very good. Very nice.
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To the left of you in this this room which goes left to right
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from where you currently are. To the left of you, you see a
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short stairwell that leads up to a a large ornate metal door.
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It's closed and you see both of these guards heading in that
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direction. Now in the on the opposite end
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of this, to the east, which that door with the guards are going,
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that's the West. Just to give you guys better
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bury. I like to say these words to the
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east. On this wall you see a huge
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relief covering the entire wall and displaying a battle, a
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peasants uprising against Knights.
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The main focus is on two people that stand out as statues,
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growing out of the relief. A knight kneels before a
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peasant. Both reach out, but there are no
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weapons to the north directly at the other end of this worm
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tunnel, and it leads to it. The tunnel continues on the
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other side and then you see that there's an entrance to some kind
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of round cave opening which seems to be blocked by a
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makeshift wooden wall, kind of blocking off the entire end of
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this tunnel and a large wooden door built into that that
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blockade. 2 guards continue off to the to the West off of up
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that little stairwell and they both just stand on both sides of
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that door and then they turn around and just kind of face you
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with their arms crossed. One of them is carrying a spear,
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the other one carrying a Helbert do.
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These guys look beefy. Yeah, they do.
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They look formidable, like like they were hired to do exactly
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this. Explain this to uniforms but.
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At this point, I'm going to like kind of drop some of my stuff
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down. I'm going to dig out my Med kit
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and I'm going to use one of my doses.
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OK, good call. You got four out of seven
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correct currently, Yeah. That's D6.
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Yep 3. That's four to seven.
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Beautiful. You know I'm I'm doing pretty
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decent over here, but I could use a hit off that juice if if
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if you got an extra. If I've got an extra.
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Little dies. You're not that pretty.
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That pretty. What are you implying?
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He's just bones. Talking about I've got like
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glowing complexion here. Maybe your eyeballs, but nothing
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else. No, I have a glowing complexion.
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Yeah, you do. I slap his foot like pass you on
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top of the head and sits back down or lays back down,
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whatever. Or just like Sigh and I'll just
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toss one of the doses over. OK, I'm gonna shoot it up.
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As you guys see if you're doing this, you hear footsteps
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approaching from the worm tunnel.
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The direction that you came sounds like a couple people
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eventually. How many assholes are down here?
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Yeah, right. Turn on YouTube, YouTube, a
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couple and you see two people enter this room from the worm
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tunnel as well. What do they look like guys?
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Oh God, I am a tall, lengthy man with.
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Lengthy. Oh no.
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With a very robust red like nice smoking jacket and a pipe and a
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pipe. And my hair slicked back into
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this awkward bun. Is he smoking in that awkward
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bun? It's just dirt in there.
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Just smoking dirt? Yeah, that's pretty weird.
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Jesus Christ, what about the other dude?
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Super hunchy guy doesn't exactly walk on all fours.
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Does he give me big pink Penguin vibes?
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No, Not in. Not in the least.
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Not cobble potty at all. Cobble potty?
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No. No, I don't know Quasimodo with
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no kind of. Tarzan energy like feral.
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A little bit. Kind of punch back of Notre
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Dame? Where?
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Where? The hero Killer.
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The Hero Killer stain. Yeah.
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Oh yeah, kind of. Honestly.
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That kind of weird energy. Like long black hair, but like,
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just like, down. Like mine.
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Down. Yeah.
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Down in his face. No shoes.
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Just fucking like jeans on jeans.
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Jeans in a vest. Got denim.
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The vest, is it completely denim?
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Sure, now he is just kind of dirty.
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Who's this denim daddy? Why?
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Why does he look so emotional? Emotional.
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That's what I want to know. What I want to know?
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Rundle, the one in that jacket, looks kind of like your type,
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like your. Type.
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Possibly. That was seriously let anybody
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down here, won't they? What I want to know is why
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everybody's wandering around down here.
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Kind of weird. Kind of weird.
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It is. I've I've been down here for
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years and I've never seen these two before in my life.
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I mean, it just seems like it's a big circle.
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We're standing right here. You don't have to keep talking
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about us like that. Who's this fancy boy, fancy boy?
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Name is Todd Word Ingrid. You gave him that name?
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I am of the theatre Theatre of the.
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Theatre. Oh, he's cultured nice.
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More culture than you swine. I've given you my name now.
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Name now what's yours? Yours rundle mcraben is just
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service. I'm sorry, what?
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I'm sorry. What Rundle Mcrabinus.
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Macro penis, both of the guards. It's kind of odd proving we
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like, wow, wow shit. Yeah, this this is Lefty and I
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believe it. I believe.
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It what? What the other guard, you say
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your name's William, Your name's.
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William, maybe That's my name. That's my name.
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Have you guys met before? Nah, Never met anyone with my
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name before, even though it's relatively common.
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That's great. That's great.
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So now that we got something in common, why don't you let us
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know where the Necro Priestess is?
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No. You are also looking for the
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necro priestess. That is correct.
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That is correct. We heard she can give us some
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nice. Shrooms helps with my acting.
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The guard, one of the guard elbows we met.
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The other guard. The guard.
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The other guard, not this we met.
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Confusing. Now elbows him.
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These just like nods like these. That's that's what he does.
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I'm going to as well start digging through the dirt over
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here. Through the dirt, yeah, of the
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worm tunnel. Yep.
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And I'm going to, I'm going to start tripping.
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Start start tripping balls. Oh, OK, yeah.
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Tell me, why don't you read that ability?
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OK. It's been the power to do so,
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yes. I'm kidding the the.
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Effects of that shroom must have lasted for a while.
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You see things that aren't there.
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You also find things that weren't there.
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Once per day, you pull a magical artifact from a seemingly
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nowhere. This item turns to shimmering
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dust when a new one new item appears.
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Oh, I'm a by the way, I'm a narco man, Sir.
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Yes. Created by.
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Do you remember Brain Rat? Yes.
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Yeah, very good. That is what I am.
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So what we're going to do, we've already pre decided this is that
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when you do that we're going to pull from the D66 Flails table
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by Linderon. The art for this.
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It was done by Guitarro. So give me AD 66.
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OK, 63, 63 party bladder. What the fuck DX damage.
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You can fill this deflated balloon with whatever will fit,
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work out the damaged eye. A downside and any special
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abilities with the GM crits on a 19 and 20, but the bladder
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bursts and the contents are lost as they fly out.
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So you pull this like stick out of the dirt and on the other end
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of it is just this empty, like sack of like some kind of cow
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bladder or something. Worm bladder.
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Worm bladder, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the worm swim bladder.
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Swim bladder, yeah. So they stay afloat.
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I yeah, I dig this out of the fucking dirt and just start
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filling it with rocks. With rocks.
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OK, I'm going to call that. Terrible stench.
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I love it. We're going to call that AD 8
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that's not there to you. Yeah, sure.
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That was weird. Yes, the guard's not as well.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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He does that. He does that.
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We. Find this guy.
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I have a way with words came across him and he just follows
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me. Is he your special little boy or
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something? You're a freak.
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Don't go there, girlfriend. I am assuming that Rondell's the
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one in charge. If you think this Princess over
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here is in charge, you're you're looking at a human, a skeleton,
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and a guy that is pretty much just a corpse full of flies.
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And you're like the corpse full of flies.
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Looks like he's in charge here. But to me, he's the one that's
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made the most common sense. Yeah, I get it.
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I just. Met these people or none of you
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are in charge, apparently. I I met these two.
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Pretty accurate description. We've known him for like 10-15
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minutes, tops. It hasn't been long.
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It's been hours. I'm really though I'm.
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Going to look at one of the guards.
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You know where the neck Necro priestess is then?
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Yeah, where? Where I'm not telling you.
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Yes, you will. Yes, you will, will I?
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Yes, and I use my ability. OK, wait, what?
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Twist of the arm? Yep.
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Read it out here. Twist of the arm.
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You could always attract a crowd, and afterwards there's
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silver. You can pass a presence test for
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persuasion without rolling if the GM considers the persuasion
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to the NPC. Effective enough, OK.
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Effective enough? OK, then what are you doing to
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persuade them? I'm going to Do you know
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anything about the arts about? The arts?
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Nope. That's why we are here.
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It is above your pay grade. Yeah, I've heard that a lot.
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Yes. And I tell you what, And I pull
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out a piece of parchment and a quill, and I sign my name on.
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Onto this and then I stuff it into his collar.
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Take that to the next Tavern and you can sell that for quite
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quite a lot. I'm well known and from these
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parts very famous. Probably a pile of shit.
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I'll give you even more. Plus some actual silver if you
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shut him up. The next time he speaks, they
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they they look at each other and then he looks back at you.
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Yeah. Yeah, I got you.
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All right, so where Right here. And he he opens the door for you
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and just. There I take.
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I take him, though. He said just him.
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And I point to the I point to Screech.
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He yells a lot, but not always. Nonsense With you.
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Yes, these guys aren't. No.
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OK, Yeah. I I turned to the other three.
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And I just hold up my middle fingers and walk in backwards.
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Very, very fast being of you. I love it.
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I turn the guard. I actually rather like that one.
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I turn the. Dick, I turn to the guard.
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Your mother's a lovely lady, Thank you.
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She really is. And I pat him on one shoulder.
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I stare in his eyes. Far too long comes and then I go
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in. All right, go.
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Ahead. We have no time for the
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peasants. For the peasants, Rascal.
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Have you seen my eyes? Yes.
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Screech. Follow me.
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You. Guys slip into the door and he
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closes it by me. That was weird.
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That was weird. The two of you then are standing
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at the bottom of a long dark staircase, and you see
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candlelight flickering. And as you can see at the top of
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the staircase too, that it clearly turns to the left and
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continues on. But you see flickering
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candlelight from within the stairwell.
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We continue. Yes, you guys continue up and
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you you come to you go up that first flight of stairs, you
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turns to the left, another flight of stairs and at the top
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you see a door very similar to the one at the bottom of the
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stairs, and we'll cut to the guys on the outside.
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The three of you see these two new randos get like ushered in
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by the bouncers like they made it into the club.
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But you 3 can't. Those guys.
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Were Dicks Dicks? Yeah, yeah, I can't wait.
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To see though. Well then we just need to act
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like we we are supposed to be here, like we told them.
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So I'll just like start power walking forward.
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Strutting like to the door. Yeah.
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I'll follow him. They both like, they're standing
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in front of the door, just arms crossed, and they're just
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watching you walk up to him. You you know he didn't give you
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any silver, right? You said he will later.
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I don't think he will mind your own business.
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I don't think he's coming back. This ain't your payday.
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What if we were to grease these palms, if you will, and I pull
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out about 5 silver? Kind of.
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Not what I hold in my hand. I could spit on it.
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That's a lockout. You you, the guards are just
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looking at your open. The guards are looking at your
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open hand with your 5 silver and you're like not greasy enough.
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Greasy enough 5 silver you could.
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Do you want me to spit on it? Spit on it.
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Yeah. In his hand.
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Yeah, yeah. OK, I spit on you fucking.
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Mess. Pull out another five and hold
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it in either hand, in, you know, in front of them, five each to
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let me pass these areas. Five's over.
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That's that's pretty good. What?
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OK, how about this? How about this?
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What's a good number for you? We can negotiate. 100A, 100
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each, 100 each. I mean, you gotta offer more
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than the person paying me well. You know what?
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You know what? But you don't know what he was
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offering you to begin with. He could stiff you, yeah, but he
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gave me this and he points, pulled out the, the, the
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autograph that. That's not worth shit.
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You don't know you're not culture.
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You're not. Culture.
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Look at you. Yeah, we're not either.
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I'm not saying. But he was, and he said that it
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meant. Something.
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Look, look at this guy over here.
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He's he's a fancy guy, too. Hi.
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Hi. I don't want any part of it.
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We're going to sell him. You know what?
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Let me go down. I'm going to go get, go get the
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silver. Hold on.
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Wait a minute. Go down to the steps.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Him point to the gold skeleton. Oh Oh no, you can't help him.
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He looks like he's worth something.
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Yeah, you know what? Take him from him.
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That's true. I mean, you know what?
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Yeah. How will we come up with a deal
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here? What's the deal?
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You let us in, We'll get your silver.
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And my gold friend couldn't stay with you until we get back.
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Wait, so you're going to leave? Get 100 and silver each?
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Yeah. And then you're going to leave
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him here in in the meantime? I mean, all he does is just sit
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around and say witty things, yeah, but he also can you can
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sell him to somebody to say witty things.
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He for go for silver. He is a human being.
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Well, he was. I'm really not.
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Don't worry about it. Don't worry.
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I want. You really want to leave?
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I mean, how bad do you? Want to get in there?
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I'm totally fine with leaving. I mean, I'm cool with whatever,
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to be honest. All right.
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Well, I'm going to, I'm going to just hold on.
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I'm going to go down to this bottom of the steps here.
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I I got some silver down here. Yeah.
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I don't get to the bottom of the steps.
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I'm going to turn around and shoot one of the guards.
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Oh, yeah. OK.
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OK. So we're going to let you take
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that shot off and then call it initiative because they didn't
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see that coming. That's a 7 A7 that does not hit.
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So that arrow hits the the bolt hits the door, bounces off and
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roll initiative. They both draw their weapons.
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Kevin Roll it. Yeah, yeah.
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No, because I'm at -3 for everything.
21:45
We made you roll it. You started it all right.
21:48
Don't let Kevin roll anything. That's a one, A1.
21:51
That's them. So the guy with the spear who?
21:55
He did not get his name but he's done most of the talking.
21:57
He with his spear lunges at lefty.
22:04
No, he would lunge at the other guy.
22:06
He lunges down at Weeman with his spear.
22:07
Cuz wait a minute. Yep, I did offer the next time
22:10
that he speaks up. You didn't pay them.
22:13
I said if he did, we asked you that.
22:16
You know what? We.
22:16
Already had this idea? Say that.
22:18
He did say that, and he does. He goes for a lefty.
22:21
Then with the spear. Give me ADR 12 agility.
22:24
That's a fairpoint. Thanks for keeping me honest,
22:26
Jake. We're in the garden.
22:27
Honest. He makes Jacob.
22:31
Same team bro, same team. Oh.
22:37
No. What's a 10?
22:37
Give me gives you spear in the rib take D4 damage.
22:46
Fuck you, Jacob. What are you at now?
22:51
5 five Oh shit. So the other one we MIT with his
22:56
hell bird comes down to attack at we MIT with his crossbow.
23:01
So we MIT give me Dr. 12 agility as this hell bird from swinging
23:05
at you. That is an 11 an 11.
23:09
That's a fail. Give me AD 6 damage.
23:13
That is five damage down to four, and he takes one damage.
23:19
OK, he will. Oh boy.
23:22
Rundle Escape. And now it is, you guys.
23:24
Yeah, so. I guess so.
23:26
You're at the bottom of these little stairs there We met with.
23:28
We met. And the other two guys are on
23:31
the top of this platform, on top of the stairs, along with the
23:36
guy with the spear. So what do you guys do?
23:38
I'm gonna go through the door. Just gonna go through the door.
23:40
I'm gonna go through the door. OK?
23:42
Yeah, you walk up, you're right there.
23:44
And these guys are, like, clearly engaged with everybody
23:46
but you. So you walk up to the door, it
23:49
opens, you slip in and. I'm gonna leave the door open,
23:52
OK? And yeah, I'm just gonna go up
23:56
up the stairs, OK? Yeah, you see too.
23:58
As you go up these stairs, you see the other two new guys,
24:03
Todd, Word and Screech just remind you of ridiculous.
24:07
Their names are at the at the at the landing halfway up the
24:11
stairs, and they're heading up the other other flight of it.
24:14
What about the other two guys out there?
24:15
Weinit and Lefty. Oh my God.
24:17
Well, obviously I have to try to kill this guy.
24:21
Or the door's wide open. Or the door's wide open.
24:25
Door's wide open. I'm going to try to break for it
24:28
for the door. You running for the door.
24:29
I don't see why you couldn't. So yeah, you run off into the
24:32
door, right past the other weenit and right behind Rundle
24:37
without left either. Well, if I see my compatriot
24:40
that I've known the longest now run, run past you, watch
24:44
everybody who's with you leave I.
24:46
Am going to also move past and I want to shut the door OK and OK
24:54
so in my mind cannon. This door looks like it locks.
24:59
From the inside, it doesn't look like it locks.
25:01
Like it has like one of the the 2 bars and then a piece of wood
25:05
I can just slide right over. It's more big stone slabs than
25:08
anything. Give me a presence test though,
25:11
to determine the reality of that.
25:13
OK, OK. If I needed anything in my life,
25:16
it's right now to kill Weave it. No, to make it past the door as
25:22
well. And then close it.
25:24
Once we met inside, didn't he make a pass?
25:26
We met, went in before everybody.
25:28
You're the last one. I just went in the order you
25:30
said it, which makes sense. You don't see anything on here
25:34
that lock it. You assume looking at this door
25:38
now because you, like dashed in, closed it behind all through all
25:41
of the five of you. And you you're looking around
25:43
for some of the lock and you're like, these doors don't even
25:45
lock. Can I use an omen?
25:47
Do what? For what reason?
25:48
We're not friends, Jacob. I but I I approached the bench.
25:53
I approached the bench. I'll use an omen where I want
25:58
him to feel up. He's obviously upset with me in
26:02
real life, so I want. I want his.
26:09
I want Lefty himself to remember how he was told that he was
26:12
uncultured and that that's how he.
26:16
That's how I affect his ability to actually find something.
26:19
OK, so so you're spending your omen to make him succeed.
26:21
That president says to find that.
26:22
Yeah, like he is pissed off enough where he wants to survive
26:25
this and come kill me. Yeah, OK.
26:26
So yeah, it has something like fit of like of like some kind of
26:31
like age drive. I'm on culture and I'll show you
26:34
kind of. And then you see you're like, oh
26:36
wait, no, there's this bar that you can slide.
26:38
Like it's kind of built into the wall, but you can slide it
26:40
across the door. You find that and do so, and you
26:43
you're banging on the other side of the door.
26:45
You're welcome. You get so fired.
26:50
Terrible. All right, Lefty.
26:52
Like, here's my last doses and I'm going to hand them one of my
26:57
last doses and I'll use the last one myself.
27:00
Well, I appreciate that you see this as you guys are sitting
27:03
there healing yourselves, you see or you're you're healing
27:06
yourself rather you see. You both are.
27:08
That's right. You see the spearhead and like
27:11
the halberd, like blade, like between the two blades.
27:14
And then just like you can see that they're prying, they're
27:17
trying. So this.
27:18
Can I take my hammer and try to snap the heads off the spear and
27:21
the halberd? Oh, OK, I like it.
27:24
Do that. Well, yeah.
27:25
Wait, you already ran up the stairs, didn't you?
27:27
I can run back down and do it. That's fair.
27:31
Why not slide the bar across to lock them out?
27:33
I don't want them prying in, so that's fair.
27:35
OK, yeah, go ahead you do you run down.
27:37
I don't. It's not really much of A roll
27:38
to take for that. Well, I would say he's.
27:40
Got -3 on all his rolls, right? That's a fairpoint.
27:42
He's really bad luck. There's a good chance.
27:44
OK, you know what? That's true.
27:46
We're going to go Strength Dr. 12, which in your case I get.
27:52
That's the name of the. Episode.
27:56
I'm OK with that. Just fuck you, Jay, We'll just
27:59
asterisk it, we'll say. We're not friends, 17.
28:04
Sorry. 17 on the die. So it's 14.
28:08
OK, Yeah. So you you like, come leaping
28:11
off the halfway down the stairs and with this hammer and you
28:13
just swing it down that both of the blaze and snaps, both of
28:17
them. Oh fuck, you're the other side
28:19
of the door. Can we fucking go now before
28:22
they find another way in here? That was probably the coolest
28:25
thing I've ever seen you do. I I'm, I'm willing to accept
28:28
that you're the leader of the group for now.
28:30
Mommy, that's fine. I wanted to leave this whole
28:33
time. This whole.
28:34
Time. But you can still go.
28:35
We can move the bar and you can go out with your.
28:37
First think I'm gonna go back that way.
28:39
You're crazy. Well then, shut your fucking
28:40
mouth and let's go. What is shit on Lefty Day?
28:46
That's the name of the episode Lefty on Lefty Day.
28:52
And then I'm gonna head back up the the stairs.
28:54
OK, so the five of you then stand at the top of this double
28:58
staircase in front of this big ornate door.
29:02
Oh, I assume you brutes use force over wit.
29:07
I mean, I just walked past the door.
29:10
We just ran through it. Yes, we didn't have to sign it.
29:14
Some sort of parchment we? Didn't lie about how cool.
29:17
We are right. Judging by all the sweat and
29:20
shame I can smell in the air, it must have been easier.
29:24
Jokes out, you I don't sweat Dick.
29:27
And I have no shame. Wipe under your nose.
29:31
It's all lefty. Levi's going.
29:41
I ignore them, turn around and knock on the door.
29:43
You knock on the door. Yep, I'm here to see this, This
29:46
necro priestess. That's true.
29:48
So you knock on the door and then you just stand there and
29:51
wait, right? And then eventually the door
29:53
opens and you see a robed figure.
29:57
Crimson robe, almost pointy, very, just like they almost look
30:01
like one solid shape. Like, almost.
30:03
Matches my smoking jacket a similar shade of red.
30:06
Sure. Yeah, plus.
30:08
Damn, one of us is going to have to change now he he doesn't even
30:13
respond to that. As he opens the door, you see
30:16
that there are a total of six of these dudes and the room itself,
30:21
It's a large candle lit room. They're all pretty large
30:23
polished stone. And as soon as this door opens,
30:25
the stench of blood is intense, like just copper Tang in the
30:29
air. You see on the far side of the
30:31
room this twin altar covered in candles, 2 stone basins laying
30:36
under the heads of the large 2 headed basilisk statue.
30:39
You see standing by that altar of an incredibly large woman,
30:44
clad in the colour of dried blood and just huge menacing
30:48
empty black eyes. I'm going to take in the room
30:51
and oh, I've seen, I've seen plenty of orgies gone awry.
31:00
That was funny. I I like you.
31:04
She's holding this massive iron staff with this gigantic, gnarly
31:08
looking black prism atop it. Screech.
31:11
What do you make of this? You make of this.
31:15
Thank you, Screech. I'm a ghost of the latrine.
31:19
I understand. Aren't we all?
31:22
Yes, So. So.
31:26
You must be the ones here to kill the worm board.
31:29
Are you the Nectar Priestess? I am, yes.
31:33
I thought you'd sound cuter, I. Honestly sold.
31:38
It out. I hear that you have some
31:40
powerful shrooms that will help me with my with my, my vocal
31:44
acting. Let me get a lick of that taste.
31:46
I haven't heard that since, yes. I know nothing about this warm.
31:56
The worm? No, I don't.
32:00
There's a lot to unpack here. I don't know what you.
32:02
I don't know what you've heard or who told you about shrooms.
32:06
Whatever that is. Mushrooms.
32:07
I pursue it. Oh, my manager lied to me again.
32:10
Yes, that's him here, this unwashed fellow is.
32:13
Rich. No, he's more like my, more like
32:16
my Butler Butler. He talks sometimes.
32:18
Sometimes. Right now with worms.
32:22
You you're here. You must be the people who are
32:24
here to kill the Worm Lord. You mean these three?
32:28
These fools? These.
32:29
Perhaps you're making a lot of assumptions here.
32:33
Well, I have to. You guys are just walked into
32:35
the room and then stood there while this clown danced.
32:40
I was just trying to figure out what he was doing.
32:42
So am I. I don't know why they're here.
32:46
Well, I tell you what I have an offer for.
32:48
I have an offer. Kill the worm.
32:50
And and I'll give you freedom and riches and.
32:55
Riches. What you mean didn't he want her
32:59
to die? Or is that?
33:03
Is that not who we talked to earlier?
33:05
I'm going to grab the other two and like, do like cartoon
33:09
huddle. Yeah.
33:10
Oh yeah, we're familiar. So.
33:12
Yeah, So that is just a whisper. Like, what do we want to do?
33:15
Do we want? She's a lot bigger than the worm
33:18
guy. Yeah, but the other guy, the
33:20
worm guy, had all the worms with him.
33:22
I mean, I don't really care about none of this.
33:25
Anyone else's palm sweaty. I mean, I'm I'm kind of the
33:29
point I I just want to shoot the next person that talks.
33:34
Got awfully quiet in here. Say something, Levi.
33:40
Yeah, you got to go. Crazy point.
33:42
I don't care who we kill, I just want to get out of this place.
33:44
This place. Wonderful.
33:47
So you'll kill the worm Lord for me?
33:49
Hey, we were having an aside, OK?
33:51
Oh, right. I didn't hear any of that.
33:52
Yeah. Sidebar.
33:54
Yes, we speak, we speak so. So we're going to, we're going
33:58
to do a double jeopardy and lie to the worm cap.
34:03
Double Jeopardy being charged for the same kind of life.
34:06
Yeah, I I'm, I'm kind of the thing.
34:07
I'm just like, I mean, looking at her, she's.
34:10
Like she's just sitting. There.
34:12
Like, why don't we just, I mean, shoot her.
34:14
She's like doing your toes lunges real hard and it's like
34:19
intimidating. It's very deep, Very deep, yeah,
34:21
the deep. She's got a very deep, deep V
34:23
going on over there, one of those people.
34:26
Actually felt impressed. Yeah, he is impressive.
34:28
Like disturbing himself. OK, we'll we'll flop sides
34:33
again, I don't give a fuck. Like I said, whatever is going
34:35
to Get Me Out of here, I I can't be in this place any longer.
34:41
OK all. Right.
34:41
All right. Well.
34:42
Break. Yeah, yeah.
34:45
And at that point, I'm going to grab Rundle and push him
34:48
forward. Yeah, our leader will talk to
34:50
you about that. He's the negotiation guy,
34:51
negotiation. Guy OK, The adults, The adults
34:53
of the group, and and then she, as she says that she like,
34:57
gestures to the two cultists standing by the altar.
35:00
There's two. Two of these cultists are
35:01
standing by the altars with like a completely nude prisoner on
35:05
each of the two basins, and they both slice the throats and lead
35:07
them into the basins. Oh.
35:09
What are you doing with that? You can just throw it away
35:11
afterwards. Is that is that what goes on
35:14
here? Don't worry about this.
35:15
I mean, I could take it home with me.
35:17
What? Do you mean the body?
35:19
Sure. What about the rest of those?
35:21
And she like gestures to the far corner, which is kind of behind
35:23
you guys. And you see that there's just
35:24
like a pile of corpses. You can smell them.
35:27
That's probably where the smells from.
35:29
Yeah, that's that's a little too far to home from my tasting.
35:32
Tasting. What?
35:37
Madam Necro Priestess, What? What is your name?
35:40
Your real name? Your real.
35:42
Name. Oh, I've forgotten.
35:44
Hasn't been spoken in so long. Sarah.
35:47
I think Sarah could be wrong. Well, we'll just go with Necro
35:55
priestess then. You.
35:57
You're saying you will give us our freedom and riches for
36:02
killing this worm? Lord, Yes.
36:04
Is that right? That's correct, yes.
36:06
What has this warm Lord done to raise your eye?
36:11
Raise your eye. Why is he?
36:13
Why is he so on your radar, if you will?
36:16
Keeps interrupting our business here constantly with that
36:22
fucking giant malworm. Then why not kill the malworm?
36:26
Good rock with that. Have you tried?
36:30
I'm going to walk up to Rundle and I'm going to whisper in his
36:33
ear. Sounds like a domestic dispute.
36:37
It's a complex back story, OK? Do you 3 actually have a mission
36:46
here? Mission here.
36:48
I mean, my mission is to get out of this area.
36:50
I I I've been here far too long. I didn't really want to come
36:53
away anywhere really. Oh my well.
36:56
What's? Up you seem fairly unreliable
36:57
anyways anyways. What if you pay us?
37:00
You pay us. Five of us.
37:02
Five of us. Go on half up front and when we
37:06
have finished the job we can come back and let you know and
37:09
you give us the other half. Honestly, I think we're going to
37:12
end up on that pile over there, don't worry.
37:14
About it, simpleton please. Simpleton give me a where's.
37:19
This guy. He's not wrong, though.
37:22
It's wrong though, 12120 perfect.
37:27
I suppose we can do something like that.
37:29
You're only getting all of your freedom, though.
37:33
Done. I felt pretty free when I walked
37:36
in when. You walked in.
37:39
Do you really think that if you don't accept this bargain, she's
37:43
like walking to you, only, like, have hidden this staff against
37:48
the ground as she walks you kind of menacingly?
37:50
But we're really going to let you out alive.
37:52
See I told you on that pile, this magic.
37:55
Magic. What?
37:58
How are you keeping me here? Physical.
38:00
Magic. Magic.
38:02
You want to find out. I don't know.
38:04
Fuck around you. Know what?
38:11
I need to consult with my associates here.
38:14
Let's take a little break. Welcome back to Flail to the
38:42
Face. You guys are talking to the
38:44
Necro Priestess, so let's just do that.
38:47
So so are. You going to kill the Worm Lord,
38:50
or are you going to become like them?
38:53
She gestures to the recently sacrificed people.
38:57
I I have a thriving business. I have to get back to you.
39:00
So I I will more than willing kill that worm guy.
39:04
He wanted us to come up here and kill you.
39:06
I. Bet he did.
39:07
Yeah. So you met him already?
39:09
Yeah, He gave us a couple of worms and they died.
39:11
What a little weenie he can be. I mean, yeah, he's quite, quite
39:15
proud. Weenie.
39:18
Yeah, so, so. I'm me and I'm going to miss
39:24
head this way. Don't don't mind him, he's.
39:27
He speaks a lot of smarts, no? See you later.
39:31
No. I'm out of here.
39:33
Very uncultured, you seem like. A fuck that guy.
39:37
Strong mighty warrior. Indeed, yes.
39:43
I don't like backtracking or wasting time.
39:47
Mayhaps you take on a slowly subjects by yourself.
39:51
The rest of them watch then. Watch.
39:54
He wants you to jerk them off. That what you?
39:57
That's what I heard. Oh my God, a duel.
40:00
Oh, a duel like you and me. No, us like a Power Ranger
40:06
squad, like the five of you versus me.
40:09
That seems fair enough. You're strong.
40:11
I'm not stupid. I'm wearing a smoking jacket,
40:14
that is true. Don't make me turn your arm,
40:17
Turn your. Arm.
40:18
That mean sorry, I just came back because I was interested in
40:21
seeing what was happening. Here.
40:22
All right. I'll use my last power to
40:25
succeed on this. All right, all right.
40:30
That was easy. The five of you think that you
40:32
can take me. The five of us could demolish
40:35
you. Unless you feel like you're not
40:38
enough and you need help from all of.
40:39
These. She's already taking off her
40:41
jacket. You see her arms like she's.
40:44
She's just quite. Small.
40:45
Very swole? Yes, disturbingly so.
40:48
She's wearing some heavy black metal armor, though.
40:50
So, black metal armor. Oh, she is stunning.
40:55
I like it. I'm sad.
40:57
The picture. If you saw the picture, well,
40:58
I'll show you the picture. We've like you've been.
41:00
Seeing, yeah, I've been seeing. Oh my God.
41:03
She's. She's quite girthy indeed.
41:06
You. Can see that.
41:08
Oh, Dang. Does this happen before we mutt
41:10
and lefty get out the door? No.
41:13
So they they're out the door. Oh, oh, oh.
41:16
I'd like to think that those guards stepped in front and
41:19
blocked him in. Yeah.
41:19
OK, so that's perfect. Lefty.
41:21
No, Lefty is you open the door to leave this room.
41:23
Those two guards are standing there.
41:25
I wouldn't go up there that that your fancy lad's going to attack
41:30
your woman, I mean. Get up there.
41:32
Actually, go take care of it. I'm going after the worm guy.
41:35
Worm guy. You know, the Dick Wrangler.
41:38
Oh, you're killing the worm guy? Yeah, yeah, fuck that guy.
41:41
Yeah, fuck him. Yeah, go on ahead.
41:42
OK, cool. And I DAP him up and I walk
41:44
away. He doesn't reciprocate.
41:46
You just kind of hit him in the upper arm.
41:48
Oh, sorry, that's a little weird.
41:50
What the fuck? You're like.
41:55
Super awkward. Come on, Weemus.
41:57
We're getting out of here. We're getting out.
41:59
Of here. Are you getting out of there
42:00
with him? Fuck these guys, all right?
42:04
This guy, this rich bastard that just tried to get me into fight.
42:08
That's what I'm saying. So you're taking off with Lefty
42:10
as well? Yep.
42:11
All right, what about Rundle here?
42:12
Rundle's gonna slink back to keeping an eye on everything,
42:16
just kind of walk back slowly and pull out Phoneton's.
42:18
Like, what do you think we should do?
42:22
Oh yeah, I love it. Give me AD 8.
42:27
It's a 3. And then give me a presence
42:30
test. All right.
42:33
That's an 18. 18. -3, so 15. OK.
42:38
You're still good there? No.
42:45
I don't know. Not much help now my friend.
42:51
I just don't fucking answer the morning, you know?
42:56
No, trust me, I don't want to either.
42:57
I mean, she's. I mean, she's glorious.
42:59
Look at her. I mean, yeah, but you think she
43:02
got to do with you a bag of fucking flies?
43:05
Well, I don't know. I mean, it's just fucking, I
43:07
don't know, man. Lefty and Weimer just.
43:10
Left. So yeah, they did.
43:12
And I don't even know these two. Cowards.
43:14
All of you? Yeah.
43:16
Let's just fuck it. I don't know.
43:18
What should we dip out? Yeah, let's just go.
43:21
All right. Yeah, that's probably a good
43:22
idea. And.
43:25
And then I walk out. Fortunately, your presence test
43:27
succeeded, so you don't gain any negatives from that.
43:29
But he was giving you the unmotivated response.
43:34
I just picked him, like, sitting on the couch, even though it's
43:36
not he's in the skull. He's just like, I don't.
43:40
Know, man. Oh my God.
43:41
Anyway, so it looks like your friends have left you here.
43:45
We're not friends. You made that clear.
43:48
Fuck him. So it's just the two of you
43:54
versus me? I'll take that at all odds, yes.
43:57
I'm going to turn to Screech. Why don't you look at me during?
44:08
And I and I hit him on the shoulder and I just kind of nod
44:10
towards the door. I I nod my head and I fucking
44:15
take my pipe and throw it at her and start running towards the
44:17
door. OK, it's got it's it's a pocket
44:20
sandpipe. I got the dirt in there.
44:23
You did it dirt in there. You know what?
44:25
That's so fucking stupid. I want to have you roll for it.
44:28
We're going to call that a presence test.
44:31
That's a 16. Nice.
44:33
It hits her in the fucking face and like the dirt in the ball,
44:36
just like shoots out and like, blinds her.
44:38
She's like, you fucker run. Straight from you, dude.
44:41
But you see those two guards standing at the top of the
44:44
fucking stairs between you and the other three, and they're
44:47
just shaking their heads at you guys.
44:49
That wasn't cool. Not very cordial.
44:51
I run straight into him. Do you I?
44:53
With the flail. Fucking.
44:55
Swinging. Just swinging.
44:57
Give me. I'll make you bleed my blood.
45:03
Dr. 12 strength my man. You know what?
45:05
Let's call it ADR 10, because that was fucking cool, all
45:09
right? That's 9 + 211.
45:11
Oh, good thing I dropped it. Give me that DA damage then.
45:15
Seven damage. Seven damage.
45:18
Tell me about it. I I.
45:20
I land right on top of him, just smashing his skull with the with
45:24
the balloon full. Of rocks, Yeah, with a bladder
45:27
full of rocks in the end of a chain.
45:29
I turned to the other guy. Oh, pluck your eye hair.
45:33
And then I'd start running down the other.
45:37
You just like you just staring at, like the guard is just
45:40
staring at the the the exploded skull of the other.
45:43
Yeah. I jump over that that exploded
45:45
body. Yeah, Skull.
45:46
And then I just sorry about that and I just.
45:48
Started down the stairs. Yeah, so all five of you then
45:51
come print down these stairs. You bust out the bottom door
45:54
after you guys have already unbolted.
45:56
Well, the guys clearly unbolted it.
45:57
The guy in here. Meetings over boys.
45:59
Time to go. And.
46:01
And you're back in that room with that relief on the wall and
46:03
the room with the stairs where you had to fight with the
46:05
guards. Oh, so you changed your mind,
46:07
did you? I just keep running past him.
46:09
You're all running. Where you guys headed?
46:10
Yeah, you guys. As you guys enter this room, you
46:12
see that you can take a right head down the worm tunnel that
46:15
you came from or does the left where like that worm tunnel
46:18
stops at a wooden wall with a door in it.
46:21
You can take a left or a right. Left.
46:23
You going left, You know, go open that door.
46:25
I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to.
46:26
I'm going to try to hide. Yeah, you jump and you go run
46:29
open that door. You're kind of running down all
46:31
these stairs across the room. You open that door.
46:34
You see that? Guys, I think we should follow
46:36
him just because he's going to be a meat shield for us.
46:39
So all five of you are not wrong.
46:41
I mean, are you guys all heading behind in that door with him?
46:44
If we just go up the worm tunnel, that's that's our exit.
46:48
You don't right? Am I wrong?
46:50
Am I wrong? I can't.
46:52
I don't want to get the shrooms. Well, I don't give a shit about
46:54
some of the shrooms. What?
46:57
What? You.
47:01
It's it's the fact that that because you can't see Nate just
47:05
staring up at the ceiling when he does the shit.
47:08
So you're waiting. For him to say.
47:10
Something. So you guys bust open this door.
47:15
You you kind of go into the room.
47:17
You this immediate, potent miasma of rotten decay just
47:20
overpowers the senses. That behind the door you see?
47:22
You want me a 2D4, Jake? 2D four, yeah.
47:26
Add them together. In other words, what's that
47:27
three, three, and a one. So 4.
47:31
You see four of these red hooded cultists sifting through bodies
47:35
of like the basilis undead begotten those weird little 2
47:39
headed basilis babies you guys bought a while ago spilling out
47:43
of a huge crack in the ceiling in the wall.
47:45
And then they turn around immediately.
47:47
You're not supposed to be. Oh, hello gentlemen, friends of
47:52
either the Necropresis or the Worm, Lord Worm.
47:55
Lord. They like gesture to the robes
47:56
like it's kind of obvious. Was it the worms?
48:01
No GET. The fuck out of here?
48:05
He starts charging at you. Oh, come on.
48:08
Just shut the door. And get trapped in this little
48:10
section. You could turn around and shut
48:13
the door. With you on the outside of.
48:15
It. Oh God, no.
48:16
I mean, because we're being chased too.
48:19
Yeah, you're being chased from, Yeah, actually.
48:21
Because yeah, you ran, you're being chased into this room.
48:23
You went came into here, these guys who are essentially the
48:26
same dudes, kind of giving you the same reaction.
48:28
Oh God, I slammed the door. Just running.
48:31
Yeah, this way, Chief, Chief. So you guys are just running
48:34
down the worm tunnel now? We're we're leaving.
48:37
Yeah, as you slam the door behind you too, like they don't
48:40
follow you as much as you can tell anyway, and you guys just
48:42
start booking it down the worm tunnel.
48:44
They were doing weird things in there.
48:45
They were doing weird things in there, so you you.
48:48
Run down there for a ways before you come to a room with a black
48:51
pool of this tar in the middle of the worm tunnel.
48:53
Here it looks like it's splitting a room in half.
48:56
You've been here before. You know that if you were to
48:58
climb out of the worm tunnel into this room and go to the
49:00
right, you would end up at the room where the skeletons are
49:02
playing cards. Remember that where you fought
49:05
the basilisks. That's towards the entrance,
49:07
right? It's closer.
49:08
Then if you were to take a left, you would end up at the top of
49:12
the staircase that brought you down to.
49:14
Both the Worm Lord and to that room with all the doors where
49:17
you guys did weird stuff behind them.
49:18
Oh God, that's right. I don't remember that.
49:22
You you specifically, but I mean the players.
49:24
You always struggle. Yeah.
49:26
Other women knows he was there. That was lefty.
49:28
Yeah. Survivors.
49:29
That was awkward. I mean, we we just got to keep
49:32
going. Oh, also you can keep going
49:33
forward to keep running down the worm tunnel.
49:35
And you know since you guys have been here, that if you keep
49:38
going past this room, you'll come to that break in the
49:40
hallway where the chains and the hands.
49:44
And then eventually that that that pale one who is still
49:48
around, that's. Right.
49:53
Yeah, also give me let's. Not push our luck with that one.
49:55
That's fair. Give me AD four too, as you guys
49:57
are standing in this room between the card room and the
50:01
word Lord Stairs. I'll do it.
50:03
I guess 3, OK. And what do you guys do?
50:08
You guys going right to the card room left.
50:10
To down the stairs to the doors in the Worm Lord, or ahead to
50:15
more to worm tunnel? I go the way of the exit.
50:19
You go the way of the exit, That's it's.
50:21
Been many a month since I remember the exit.
50:23
No, that's fair. And I know that like you would
50:25
have a pretty decent, like, mental layout of this because
50:29
you've been in a lot of these. You've been in all these places
50:31
that you've been to, you've been to.
50:34
I mean, you bend at one point to the place you've been to
50:36
recently. I know, right.
50:38
Mind blow, no. OK, So thinking.
50:40
About that, you know that if you were to continue running down
50:43
this worm tunnel that it would eventually lead to the entrance
50:46
room where Toravel locked the statue over.
50:49
Oh. Yeah.
50:50
Ah, yes, that really. If you.
50:51
Continue to run, You'll end up there.
50:53
Where where the worm milker's body is.
50:55
Yes, yes, exactly that. All right, quick squeech.
50:58
Quick, Squeech. Follow him.
51:00
He looks like a coward. He knows where the exit is.
51:02
I mean, I'm not even running. Squeech.
51:04
Squeech. Is it screech or squeech?
51:08
Screech either or. It's OK, little fellow.
51:12
It's hilarious to me that he gave.
51:13
Me the name and I'm and you're just like, hey, that's not the
51:16
name you gave me. I enjoyed that.
51:18
That was the most common thing that come out of his mouth
51:20
squeeze. Yeah, maybe what?
51:23
He's so offended. So you're running down the worm
51:26
tunnel still. Yeah.
51:26
OK. So you run and your intention is
51:29
to head to that room, right? I'm leaving.
51:30
OK. Anybody else?
51:32
I'm not on that on that same train.
51:35
I'm following right behind him. Yeah.
51:37
So you all get out of here, continue running past this room.
51:40
Yeah, you run past the the hallway that led to the chains
51:43
in the hands. You take that that sharp right
51:46
across the pathway. With there's body, you're
51:48
running past bodies too. It's almost like we're running
51:50
behind of saw two when you see a doctor.
51:52
We run past the pile of swords with our dead friend under it.
51:56
Yeah, well, no, you were actually didn't go there 2.
51:58
Lovers. Oddly enough, I thought that was
52:00
all part of the one path. Well, you took the wrong turn to
52:02
the end up there, but oddly enough, you mentioned the one
52:04
thing you didn't see. I seen it from the corner of my
52:09
eye, You see. The bodies of the worms that you
52:11
brought with you. Eventually you come out to the
52:13
room where you see the knocked over statue.
52:15
You can see the pool of blood. And the spray of blood from
52:18
Barnaby's body. And you know that if you were to
52:22
take a left, you would come to the stairway that enters this
52:25
dungeon. If you were to take a right,
52:27
there's a couple unexplored doorways, but also you would
52:29
come down to the down the stairs to the room where the skeletons
52:32
are playing cards. So left exit, right card playing
52:35
skeleton room directly ahead, more worm tunnel that you
52:39
haven't been across. I mean the exits this way, exits
52:42
this way. We can live to fight another
52:46
day. You're ruined.
52:46
A perfectly good business opportunity.
52:49
Me. Me.
52:50
I blame you. You've seen that thing.
52:52
I mean her well manicured toes and all.
52:56
As you guys are standing here too, you start hearing a
52:58
rumbling, like in you. I'm not rather hearing, but
53:01
feeling a rumbling. Oh no.
53:04
I go over to Barnaby's. Body and I smell it.
53:08
Worm milk. Girl.
53:12
You can just smell it on I. Mean he is covered in shit.
53:16
It's all like bleach and mayonnaise, very distinct.
53:21
As you do. You guys are standing in this
53:22
room. You that rumbling continues to
53:25
grow, and you see the Mal worm emerge from the far end of the
53:30
room. The word.
53:32
Doesn't look beefy. Yeah, it's fucking huge.
53:34
It's the size of a troll. But like.
53:36
You know, make that its diameter and make it the troll's height
53:40
at this worm's diameter. Its radius.
53:43
And it kind of just, it doesn't. It ignores you.
53:45
It seems like it's ignoring. It's really hard to tell what
53:47
has its attention. It's a worm, but it like it runs
53:50
through the room and it kind of goes down the tunnel past where
53:53
you guys were. Coming from SO it's either you
53:55
fight big girl or that thing, so.
53:58
We had the upper hand I. Don't think so.
54:00
Yes. No, no, no.
54:04
You don't want to end up like this, warm milker fuck over
54:06
here. I've been around for a long
54:09
time, can't remember my name but.
54:12
Well, the the intent is that we're trying to make sure that
54:15
we stick around for an even longer time.
54:19
Oh yeah. It's called self reservation.
54:20
I'm a huge fan of it. He knows.
54:22
Yep. Yep, He's been around for a.
54:24
While I don't do shit, I don't do shit.
54:26
You just offend me. You just offend me.
54:29
Keep it shiny. So which way is out of here?
54:32
Follow me. Lefty heads to the left.
54:34
Gould dot is constantly pointing to it.
54:36
He knows the way he's. Been there he came from place to
54:39
you, carried him. Forever.
54:41
He's been around for a while this.
54:43
Is like episode 2. Wow, the original trio.
54:47
Gould, dot, Lefty and Weemut, 2 1/2 Skeletons.
54:55
Let's beat feet. Let's get the fuck out of here.
54:56
I mean, you're welcome to join us.
54:59
Or I guess you could try to arm wrestle her or something.
55:02
I like the gym of his cut. Screech, you can come with us.
55:05
You're in the cut of his gym, yeah?
55:07
I know what it I know what I'll say.
55:10
I'm fair enough. Fair enough.
55:11
I like the smell of his toes. Like the?
55:13
Taste of his skin. What do you say, Screech?
55:16
Say Screech. You follow these fools.
55:19
Bleak metal poison calculation. I agree.
55:23
Do you have this all written down or some shit?
55:25
Taste the flesh spawned by the birth of Steve.
55:29
The man knows what he's talking about.
55:30
I mean, are you in that kind of an absence?
55:33
He's got to have it written down.
55:34
Fine, but I give it three days before.
55:37
Otherwise, yes, you win the bet. Your mother is also a lovely
55:40
lady. And he just loves moms.
55:43
I'm I'm myself a mother lover. Oh.
55:48
My I won't. Continue it.
55:51
I go up the stairs. The other weird thing?
55:53
You're leaving and will. Leave.
55:56
Collectively, you're all leaving OK and you all head out, go
56:01
across the worm trail. Fortunately the worm is not
56:03
there at the moment and you head up the stairs, open the doors
56:06
and are immediately bombarded with the cold of Bergen crypt.
56:11
That's why I have my smoking jacket.
56:12
And you immediately see that old man that told you that this
56:16
place was here. He looks at you guys.
56:20
Woo. There were different dudes than
56:22
there was that went in there. Hey, don't recognize half of
56:25
you. We've we've been through some
56:27
shit. Yeah.
56:27
No, I bet. Yeah.
56:30
Why'd you send us here again? I didn't send you here, I just
56:32
told you it was here. What a bad idea that was.
56:35
It's your idea. I don't think it was.
56:37
Maybe. I think it was Weeman's.
56:39
You could not step twice into the same river.
56:41
He's right. I mean, I definitely could.
56:45
Why are you fucking blaming me? No, I'm just saying.
56:49
Oh, we met. You're still alive.
56:50
That's amazingly surprising. Not not like a personal
56:53
judgement or anything. I'm just saying.
56:55
That's not another cowardice. Sir, who are you?
56:58
Oh, I forget, you know, because the miseries.
57:03
Yes, the miseries. You fucking geriatric.
57:06
Yep, that's pretty accurate. I'm pretty old, so oh, and then
57:12
fingers. Those look pretty.
57:15
Don't do it. Those are pretty infected.
58:03
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58:05
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58:08
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58:21
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58:24
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58:28
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58:31
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58:35
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59:28
leaving. Yeah.
59:29
I am not, that's. Surprising.
59:31
No, but I am not gonna die by this woman.
59:34
What was that again, Nate? Oh motherfucking.
59:37
Oh, hold on, I got it saved. What is it motherfucker?
59:40
Coward. Ass bitch.
59:41
No, it's better than that. Even you had a whole bunch of
59:43
shit. Coward ass bitch.
59:44
No, it wasn't even that. It was more.
59:47
It was really good. I saved it because it was.
59:49
Really good. It was more.
59:51
You motherfucker walk away from every fight.
59:52
Bullshit ass bitch. No, I I saw in the in the on the
59:59
transcript like the AI transcript and it was like, man,
1:00:01
that's exactly what he said. And I'm Jake.
1:00:06
Wait. Oh fuck.
1:00:08
It's because we did it different the last.
1:00:10
Time. I was even excited.
1:00:11
I'm like, Oh yeah, here's my chart.
1:00:14
That guy. Blue balled.
1:00:16
Yeah. Flail OK Oh no.
1:00:24
I flailed it. Goes right at the end.
1:00:30
My knees, weak, are heavy. My knees weak or heavy?
1:00:33
Sure. Flex the vomit.
1:00:39
Mom's spaghetti. I have a a bustling a a bustling
1:00:48
bustling. In your hedgerow.
1:00:51
Bustling in my bowels. Oh, I got to take care of
1:00:55
bustle. Oh, I'm going to bustle.
1:00:58
Damn it. Bustle.
1:01:00
Damn it. Bustle.
1:01:06
Oh, bustle. OK.