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Give A Little Love and a Little Shade but NOT Coronavirus · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, it is La La Kent with Randall. We
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  Speaker 1: took a week off, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Full hiatus, a lot of hiatus, a lot of hiatus
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  Speaker 2: e tight, I don't even know if.
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  Speaker 1: That's a word, but a lot of quarantine. We took
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  Speaker 1: a quarantine week.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're taking a lot of quarantine weeks right now.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing this in quarantine.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. We're sitting in our dining room looking at each
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  Speaker 2: other versus having like a crew of three or four
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  Speaker 2: or five people round. But that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know, there's a lot of things that
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be really brutally honest right now. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like doing this podcast, like for me, this is
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  Speaker 3: a safe format, like where I feel like I can
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  Speaker 3: be completely honest, completely myself. Yeah, And like my Instagram
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  Speaker 3: is more where I treat it like an episode of
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  Speaker 3: Curb Your Enthusiasm. Like I say a lot of stupid shit.
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  Speaker 3: I know when other people are saying stupid shit because
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  Speaker 3: I too say a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of stupid shit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to involved in this. No.
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  Speaker 3: So there was this post that I did and I
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  Speaker 3: was talking about coronavirus and like I wouldn't get it
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  Speaker 3: and all of these things and you have to know.
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  Speaker 1: Like for me, Randall has his hands over his face.
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  Speaker 2: I really do think we're going to go on this
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  Speaker 2: road well because.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like it's important for me to tell people,
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  Speaker 3: like the difference between my podcast and the difference between
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  Speaker 3: Instagram for me is Instagram is like my playground where
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  Speaker 3: I just like spew bullshit and I hope that people
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  Speaker 3: think it's funny. And if they don't think it's funny,
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  Speaker 3: I get it. I'm not everyone's cup of tea.
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  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: But I also think people just in your defense because
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  Speaker 2: I know who you are, I think that people don't
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  Speaker 2: understand that you are a very empathetic person to people,
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  Speaker 2: to causes to especially in the world that we're living
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  Speaker 2: in right now, and we talk about it a lot
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  Speaker 2: over the last seven days of the uncertainty that we're
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  Speaker 2: living in. You know, I know how scared you are
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  Speaker 2: the uncertainty that we both have and the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the world has. So I think that you basically what
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to say is this format you can share
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  Speaker 2: your your true self, and sometimes Instagram you're goofing off
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  Speaker 2: and then you get punished for it because it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: come off the way that the way you really feel,
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  Speaker 2: because the real Lala has been quarantining. The real Lala
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  Speaker 2: has has been very emotional and very up and down
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  Speaker 2: over the last week. And I think that what you
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  Speaker 2: want your fans, because I only have three or four
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  Speaker 2: year ones in the house, and then and then my kids,
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  Speaker 2: and then I think my mom. I think she's a
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  Speaker 2: fan still, So yeah, anyway, But the point is is
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  Speaker 2: that I think what you're trying to say is that
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  Speaker 2: people should know how emotional you've been over the last
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  Speaker 2: week and how affected you have been. Let alone the
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  Speaker 2: rest of the world. We've all been affected.
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  Speaker 3: But well, right I don't even feel like it's like
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  Speaker 3: me being affected because well, okay, we're going to go
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  Speaker 3: into how I've been affected. But on the flip side,
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  Speaker 3: people have been way more affected, yes than I have.
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  Speaker 2: Well, people are losing that life.
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  Speaker 3: For me, I have a different mindset about the entire thing,
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  Speaker 3: which I won't get into because it's just too up
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  Speaker 3: and down and crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, we don't know what anything, That's.
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  Speaker 3: What I mean, So I can't even tell you how
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling because I no, I don't know what's going
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  Speaker 3: to happen tomorrow. What I do know is people are
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  Speaker 3: getting extremely sick and losing their lives. And the only
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  Speaker 3: thing I can sit here and do this is just
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  Speaker 3: like right, just like make sure that my I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know what to say because this is so new
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  Speaker 3: for me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But first of all, you know, we weren't even
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  Speaker 2: going to go on the air today, and we decided
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  Speaker 2: that this was a format that would at least make
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  Speaker 2: us feel or have some sense of normalcy. So I
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  Speaker 2: feel like sitting here with you and talking it out
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  Speaker 2: is okay. And I think I listened to somebody speak
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  Speaker 2: the other day and the first thing he said he
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  Speaker 2: was one of the top economists and one of the
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  Speaker 2: top doctors. I was listening to this and he started
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  Speaker 2: out by saying, we don't know. Before I give you
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  Speaker 2: my opinion, with all the experience and things that I have,
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  Speaker 2: I want to tell you that we have never seen
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  Speaker 2: anything like this, and I don't have the answer. The
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  Speaker 2: President doesn't have the answer. Nobody has an answer. So
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  Speaker 2: I think for you to sit here, it's okay lot
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  Speaker 2: to look at me and say, I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: how I feel, because, to be honest, I'm forty eight
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  Speaker 2: years old turning forty nine on Wednesday, and I have
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  Speaker 2: seen a lot to.
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  Speaker 1: Day that the podcast airs. Is your birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so my birthday today, Happy birthday to me. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: the podcast is airing and it is my birthday. But no,
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  Speaker 2: what I'm just trying to say is like, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's okay to not know. And we're all confused, and
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  Speaker 2: I think we're scared, but I think we're trying to
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  Speaker 2: as a human race. We come together and we fall
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  Speaker 2: in a line, and we're all here quarantining and living
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  Speaker 2: in our homes and doing what we can do. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm an optimist, so in my mind, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 2: already in July, you know, with everybody back on the beach,
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  Speaker 2: and we beat this as a society. That the truth is,
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  Speaker 2: you know, nobody knows. And the sad part of this
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  Speaker 2: is that thousands and thousands of people are dying, and
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  Speaker 2: not just eighty five year old people with underlying conditions.
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  Speaker 2: Young people are dying. People who were healthy have also died. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it is affecting based on the reports we're reading, but
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  Speaker 2: it is a scary thing that a thirty one year
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  Speaker 2: old that I know is in the hospital with double
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  Speaker 2: pneumonia and it's going to recover now, But I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what is his feeling going into the hospital and you
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you're going to make it through and
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  Speaker 2: you're a healthy guy. So I just think, lot, it's
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  Speaker 2: okay to feel the way you're feeling. And I think
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  Speaker 2: I think we're all confused, we're all scared, and we're
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  Speaker 2: all fucking overwhelmed. I'm beyond overwhelmed. I mean, I got
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  Speaker 2: I mean take us being safe because we're in this
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  Speaker 2: house and we're together, but you know, all the people
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  Speaker 2: that have lost their lives, and I've said prayers for
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  Speaker 2: all them and every night and go to bed and
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  Speaker 2: I pray that this goes away, you know, yesterday, but
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  Speaker 2: we've also had came home. I came home from a
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  Speaker 2: movie that got put on hiatus for safety reasons, right
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  Speaker 2: along with everybody in the world. Their jobs, their careers,
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  Speaker 2: we've all been put on hold. And you and I
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  Speaker 2: were planning on getting married April eighteenth.
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  Speaker 3: So yes, that is the way that this has affected
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  Speaker 3: me personally. And like I go back to when I
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  Speaker 3: did that Instagram post and then we.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have to bring that up anymore.
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  Speaker 1: We do because it's like cue the curb.
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  Speaker 3: Your Enthusiasm theme song that my well, our wedding does
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  Speaker 3: get pushed now put that aside. I'm going through my
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  Speaker 3: planner because I'm like a seventy year old woman.
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  Speaker 1: I don't use Google calendars whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you write it, and I put my wedding day
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  Speaker 3: on April eighteenth in pen because I didn't think I
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  Speaker 3: would need to erase it at any point. And so
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  Speaker 3: when I was going through and looking at it and
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  Speaker 3: like erasing the parts where it just said like wedding
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  Speaker 3: week or honeymoon.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, bab okay, okay to be sad. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think people realize how devastating, you know, it is for
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  Speaker 2: somebody to have a wedding. I don't think people realize
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  Speaker 2: how devastating it is to a bride. As a groom,
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  Speaker 2: you're a guy and you just want to take care
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  Speaker 2: of your girl, and you're like, don't worry, babe, We're
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  Speaker 2: going to have a great wedding, and it's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a great wedding no matter what. But for a bride,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I've watched you cry and you've seen me upset,
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  Speaker 2: and you know we had a full out cry fest
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  Speaker 2: a week ago when we first made the decision. But
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  Speaker 2: I've watched you, you know, the bridal shower, the bachelotte party.
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  Speaker 3: Weddings to leave for my bachelorette today today, I know
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  Speaker 3: so oh no, and.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody's prepared for this. And it's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we always keep telling ourselves because you and
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  Speaker 2: I've had this conversation one hundred times, like we're safe,
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  Speaker 2: our family's safe, we're doing the right thing. But that
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  Speaker 2: doesn't take away from the fact that your heart has
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  Speaker 2: broken and my heart is broken from having two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty people when we thought we were three weeks away,
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  Speaker 2: you know, yeah made it.
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  Speaker 3: And I just keep thinking about like, Okay, April eighteenth
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  Speaker 3: was only special because that's the day that I was.
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  Speaker 1: Going to marry you. Yeah, so no matter what day
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  Speaker 1: we choose, like, it's still going to be that way.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I love you and I know it's sad, but
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  Speaker 2: the main thing I told you is that we love
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  Speaker 2: each other and that we're here and that we're safe.
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  Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people would pick this spot.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. It sounds silly to.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no time, No, You're allowed.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I don't I don't take that away
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  Speaker 2: from you. I'm going to tell you right here you
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  Speaker 2: are allowed to be sad and devastated over this day. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: do we look at the bigger picture. People are losing
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  Speaker 2: their lives and we are, and people are losing their jobs.
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  Speaker 2: People can't people can't feed their families. So that is
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  Speaker 2: the number one thing. And but at the same time,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't take away from your heartbreak that you've been
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  Speaker 2: planning this wedding for two years and you know we're
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  Speaker 2: not going to have it on that day. The good
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  Speaker 2: news is I still want to marry you. But I
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  Speaker 2: just want you to know that. And I keep telling
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  Speaker 2: you this, that you're entitled to feel all the sad
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  Speaker 2: and all of the angst and all the things you feel.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever you've gotten sad over the last week. I've been
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  Speaker 2: there for you, and I've never told you it's not
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  Speaker 2: okay to feel that way, because you know what people
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  Speaker 2: like you. I mean. I was thinking today about a
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  Speaker 2: friend of mine's kid was getting ready for his high
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  Speaker 2: school prom, coming up for a senior prom, getting ready
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  Speaker 2: to graduate high school. I have the big graduation party.
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  Speaker 2: All those things are gone are gone for all of
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  Speaker 2: these people. So like, the only thing that I take
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  Speaker 2: comfort in even though it's our devastation, Just like that
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  Speaker 2: kid is devastated that he doesn't get to go to
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  Speaker 2: a high school prom. We all have had loss together,
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  Speaker 2: and it's the first time I've ever seen the planet
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  Speaker 2: have lost together. And so when I call somebody and
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  Speaker 2: I say, I'm sad about my wedding or what are
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  Speaker 2: you doing about your wedding, and I say, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we're devastated, but at the same time, we're safe. And
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  Speaker 2: then they say, my kid's not going to play his
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  Speaker 2: last game, my recruiting school that was going to come
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  Speaker 2: will not come now now they're just going to go
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  Speaker 2: off tape. All of these people in the world have
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  Speaker 2: been affected. But then you hear the most devastating stories
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  Speaker 2: people that live paycheck to paycheck, which is a lot
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  Speaker 2: of America, can't pay their bills. So then I shift
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  Speaker 2: into humanitarian like what can we do to give to
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  Speaker 2: help those people? So I just think the whole world
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  Speaker 2: is fucked right now, and we're all confused and we're
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  Speaker 2: all scared, and we're all in it together. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's the it's the first time I've ever seen the
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  Speaker 2: world come together like this. I mean, it's not like
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  Speaker 2: an earthquake in one country where you send aid and
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  Speaker 2: it's like you know, you know, or a hurricane or
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  Speaker 2: all of these things are catastrophic, but every country in
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  Speaker 2: the world is affected by this virus. So it's a
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  Speaker 2: unique thing, and God willing, will never happen again, and hopefully,
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  Speaker 2: God willing, we get through this and people get their
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  Speaker 2: lives back, because you know, this is destroying people's industries
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  Speaker 2: and business and making a living and providing for families.
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  Speaker 2: So I just I think, you know, my heart breaks
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  Speaker 2: for everybody, and my heart breaks for you because you're
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  Speaker 2: my fiance. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Can we move on to a really high fee topic?
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  Speaker 1: Part two?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you want to switch gears.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to switch gears. Let's take a short break.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: We are, Zach. It's give them la luck with Randall
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  Speaker 1: the first like.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit.
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  Speaker 1: We had a little bit of cries.
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  Speaker 3: I have I have my best my best friend slash
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  Speaker 3: Lady of Honor, working the whatever.
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  Speaker 1: This contraption is.
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  Speaker 2: Run of the control room here here in the dining room,
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  Speaker 2: here in the dining room. All right, let's let's shift gears,
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  Speaker 2: like you said, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Look, that is such an Andy Cohen thing to say.
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  Speaker 3: Like during reunions he's always like, I want to shift
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  Speaker 3: gears for a moment.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's a compliment because any Cohne's about us, Okay, any.
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  Speaker 1: Cone is about us.
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  Speaker 2: Let's shift gears.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So we're shifting gears because in this thing that's happening,
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  Speaker 3: this quarantine that we're all in. Like, as much as
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  Speaker 3: we want to acknowledge everything that's happening, I want you
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  Speaker 3: guys to be able to laugh and like maybe bring
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of light into.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Your correct homes. Yes, give me some like mindless drama.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, oh, we're getting your show, You're getting new.
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  Speaker 1: Pump Rules goes crazy again.
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  Speaker 3: No, So I made rand to watch this episode. It
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  Speaker 3: was the episode that Jackson Brittany got married. It was
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  Speaker 3: fucking beautiful way by.
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  Speaker 2: The way, by the way, you did make me watch
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  Speaker 2: this episode. But because it was Jack's wedding, I did
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  Speaker 2: want to see it because he is one of you
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  Speaker 2: wanted to see it any any And it was a beautiful,
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  Speaker 2: beautiful day and two people who love each other very much.
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  Speaker 2: It was a beautiful wedding.
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  Speaker 1: It really was.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing that I loved about the wedding is
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  Speaker 3: I love when a wedding rings true to who a
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  Speaker 3: couple correct is behind like closed doors and you get
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  Speaker 3: to see, like in their vows their relationship comes through,
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  Speaker 3: like when Britney said, you're my lobster.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well said well said, Well said no, And I
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  Speaker 2: agree with you. It really rings true to them. And
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  Speaker 2: I felt like every part of that wedding was beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Everything was either Jack's or Britney or both of them,
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  Speaker 2: and it was just so much fun. I had the
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  Speaker 2: best time. It was a great, a great wedding. Now
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  Speaker 2: back to the episode. So, in watching this particular episode,
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  Speaker 2: which I don't think i'll watch anymore that day, I
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  Speaker 2: want to set the stage until you make.
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  Speaker 1: An appearance again.
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  Speaker 3: The second he finds out like, Babe, babe, my own this,
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  Speaker 3: my own this coming upisode.
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  Speaker 2: Really, that's where you want to go with this.
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  Speaker 1: It's a safe format, Randall. People listen and.
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  Speaker 2: That's a bunch of business. That's a bunch of bush.
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  Speaker 2: That's not how I am. It's Lala's version. That's Lala's version,
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  Speaker 2: the only version. I am a busy person and I
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  Speaker 2: do not try to fanom girl into the episode. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you Lala. All right, Okay, I'm an Oscar nom I'm
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  Speaker 2: an Oscar. I am an Oscar nominated producer. No comment.
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  Speaker 1: I will not take you at the away from you.
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  Speaker 2: You've got the mic in your hand. You look like
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  Speaker 2: you're about to come over the table.
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  Speaker 1: Then I feel like I'm Beyonce with this mic like this. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so can I can?
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  Speaker 2: I can? I?
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  Speaker 1: Because I want to get to the shade part. I
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  Speaker 1: want to throw a man shape.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I don't want to be part of that part.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to talk about it. I just want
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  Speaker 2: to keep going. You don't even let me get shipped out. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 2: there's only you and me here. Can you just try
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  Speaker 2: to listen? And I don't know what you're looking at
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  Speaker 2: over there on Madison, but I'm see what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 2: Like Madison, tell.
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  Speaker 1: Us what you wanted to say, Spit it out.
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  Speaker 2: There's three people here, and you pick the other person.
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  Speaker 2: I guess doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a my next time, Maudi goa.
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  Speaker 2: You just shoot me like a like a like a dog. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna speak at my own pace, all right, it's
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  Speaker 2: my podcast too. By the way, it says with Randall,
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  Speaker 2: just so we're clear, okay, number now I approved it.
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  Speaker 2: So that day, let me set the stage for our
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  Speaker 2: audience or your audience and buy four fans. That day.
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  Speaker 2: There were only about ten rooms in the hotel or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: fifteen rooms. You woke me up castle, Okay, you woke
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  Speaker 2: me up. You had volunteer in our suite to the
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  Speaker 2: bridle get ready room or something. So I woke up
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  Speaker 2: at like nine am, probably with a hangover, and you
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  Speaker 2: were like, everybody's coming in to put their dresses on.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta get up. Wait nine am. The wedding's at
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  Speaker 2: five thirty. What am I supposed to do from nine
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  Speaker 2: to five thirty? I mean steam cleaned the clothes. So pissed,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: so I went downstairs. I ran into Bow. I just
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: want to set the stage of how the bow thing happened,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: because it made it look like we just like to
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: watch xpin X games in bed together something. So Bo
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: and I were like, it was like, what are you doing.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not doing anything. He's like me either,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I'm screwed because you know all the rooms are taken.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, he said, well, my room is empty.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, bo, I just want to chill out today.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I don't this madness with all the cameras and crazy
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: just kind of So we went to his room and
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: hid and I closed the door and I got five
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: hours to just veg out, watch TV, roll it, do emails,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: just catch up, right, And I want to make this
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: clear to Tom Schwartz because Tom Schwartz can say whatever
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: he wants to say. But Schwartz, you know he fucked
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: me bad. And Schwartz, you know that I don't call
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: people out because you guys are all my friends, but
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: you fucked me. You could talk all the bullshit with
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: your little you know, passive aggressive eye.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: It's not passive aggressive, it's more passive kind.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Such a good thing. You're right, Schwartz is passive kind
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: because he's not vas aggressive. So I said to Schwartz,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I said, Schwartz, please text me when they're ready, because
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get ready with like sixteen dudes.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: So just I'll wait in this room with he said, Randy,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I got you. So I sat there, I was watching
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the TV, and Bom, I get a text from you,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: a wacko text that says they're taking pictures. Why aren't
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: you down there? And I'm like, what are you talking about?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Bow would have already called me.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Schwartz would have called you.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Schwartz would have already my bad. Schwartz would have
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: already called me. And next thing, I know, the doors
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: being basically kicked in by you, and you're like, get debt,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: and I said, no, no, no, no, no, that's not happening.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: We shorts. I had a thing that you said. They're
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: out there taking the pictures already. Now I'm like freaked out.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I feel horrible because I would never be late for
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: something like that. That's very that's an important thing. And
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: so I have to get ready in literally twelve seconds.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: No shower, no uh, hair gel because I'm a hair
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: gel specialist, no hair joel.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, and then Chrispy hair.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Oh no. And then I run and then I run
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: downstairs and and they're taking pictures, and so I pull
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: up the Schwartz and I say, dude, like, come on, man,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: like you said you got me. If you didn't get me,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: it's fine whatever, and he goes, no, man, you know,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: I just forgot. And then they were torturing me over it,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: like for the next thirty minutes. They can bring me
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it up anyway. I just want to say to jacks A,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: your wedding was very important to me. You know that.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: B I love you, and see Schwartz, I'm coming for you,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: and I just haven't figured out how I'm going to
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: do it. But payback.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I feel like Jack's was so in his own head
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: again that he was like, it's fine, and here's the
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: thing with Rand and you get a pass for this,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: mostly because you're older than us.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Really, you just did the age thing again.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's because for so many years, you've had
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: an assistant that travels with you and.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He keeps you on yourself.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I still do, right, I know that, but during this situation,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: there were only so many rooms, so the assistant could
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: not stay.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I stayed in downtown down right.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: For so many years, you've had an assistant that keeps
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: you on track because your mind is full of so
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: many other things, So one never ever rely on Schwartz
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: to give you any sort of headsonest that something's happening,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: because I love you Schwartz, But bro, your head is
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: so in the clouds.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: But that's why we love you. That's why we love you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Shorchwarts. I want to say one thing after seeing what
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Sandoval did. No, look, wait, rewind You're right. I have
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: an assistant because when I'm on movies or we're traveling
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: or whatever, you know, it helps keep schedules and keeps
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: us moving. But at the end of the day, I'm
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: an adult and I had no problem with being ready
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: for pictures or whatever time. Somebody said. The only problem
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: is is that I thought bo u bo damn it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I thought Schwartz. I thought Schwartz would be like right
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: there on the ground and say, hey, Ran, I'm gonna
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: come grab you. I thought it would get me and
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: we go together. That was a mistake. But I'm going
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: to tell you if this, if there's another vander Pump wedding,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: which there is, right Bow and Stassy right that after
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: seeing the remarkable, impeccable job that Tom Sandoval did as
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: a best man, I have not seen anything like this.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: He should write a book. He should write a book,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: and it should be tips to be a best man.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I have never seen anybody more prepared. When I showed
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: up for the pictures, all the way up to the
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: point where we went down the aisle, he had a
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: cooler that had wine openers. He had every kind of
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: liquor you could want.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, Peno, bark baby, I.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Mean Santoval is a rock star of and honestly, you
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: don't I know.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I actually for a minute was going to demote my
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Lady of honor Madison.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Oh you're going to drop her?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Bring on Tom Sannibal.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: No, but Sante, did you see the glass he had?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: He had it as cooler glasses for every shot glasses,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: wine glasses. This guy rock star.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Take that out of the equation.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: When we were taking our pictures after sweating in the
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: sun for like an hour and fan and a full mirror,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: not a compact, a full it was cool.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Crazy. Do you know what I called him at the
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: wedding and this true story, he's the meguiver.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. I love that you labeled him that. Okay,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: so then there's the other side of vander Pump And
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: here we go, you guys. I know you are all
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: in quarantine and you need to hear some shade and
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I'm about to throw it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm about to step out of this section.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: No, no, you're gonna listen and you're gonna feed into
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: what I'm fucking saying that's a partnership. Really, it's very
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: scary and very dark at times, but you just fucking
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: deal with it, all right, Go Okay, I can not
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: deal with these New People, you guys.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking honest.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Cord the show and then I watch it and I
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: have to fast forward for like a while because here's
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: what happens. Randall, get off your phone and engage with me.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: It's getting so nervous. Okay, tell your boyfriend, hold on
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: a minute.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is happen.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Are you bashing the New People again?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not bashing the New People I'm spitting mad truth.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's not nice.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: It's not even about that. It has nothing to do
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: with it. I actually think that the New People are great.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Oh good.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I think that they have But here's where I'm conflicted.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: This is the only way I can explain how I feel.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm super into a show, like I'm
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: watching vander Pump and then it's almost like I change
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: the channel and when I come back, like all of.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: This stuff has happened and I've missed it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Like the New People is like a commercial that started
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: and I flipped the chance like it takes.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Me out of You don't think it gives another layer
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: of excitement.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: No, I think that, Like that's how I would explain it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: The new people coming on, It's like, fuck, I gotta
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: wait for a commercial to see what's gonna happen in
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: a storyline.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: That I'm invested in. Take me out of it, take
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: me out of it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I'm interested in what's happening with the witches of who.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I want to dive deep into everything. I want to
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: see what's happening with Tom Sandoval and Jacks like that.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: That if you lasted one episode that went on for
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: fucking weeks and I asked you a question and I
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: wanted to know everything that happened.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: You just said before you started this shade thing you
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: call it whatever, you said you weren't going to bash
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: the new people, and now you just bashed the new people.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: You equated them to a commercial. That's what you just
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: called them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Kate, I'm so.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Sick of people where it it's like, but that is
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: like you're bashing and it's like, no, this is just factual.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: How I feel. This is like how I feel. It
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with you personally.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Oh so you like them personally?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know them.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you don't know them. You're not sure, are you? Like?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, the New People commercial or not?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Because that's what people a commercial.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: You just basically told the new cast that they're not
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: cast members, they're the commercial in between the show.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: That's how I feel a lot of people.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sure bring it down. You got your hands flying
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: in the air. Now, shit's going crazy. Okay, I'm going
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to bring it back to center. I like the New People.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: They've been very nice to me. I don't watch the show.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I only watch Oh my god, can.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I throw up in a bucket? Please? Randall? Get the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: fuck out of it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I do like the New People.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Oh what do you know about don?
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you right now. I don't know all
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: of them, but I know Max. He's very nice. He's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: very kind. He I've had a bunch of phone conversation
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: with him. He's very nice. Talk on the phone a
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: couple of times, two times. I think he's very nice.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Is happening in this house when I'm not around? You're
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: just having bromances with care But when.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I when I go to Tom Tom with like Jackson them,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: that's where I see him, and he's always a gentleman
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: to me and always very kind. Hold On and then
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: your other friend on when I celebrated the Oscar Brunch.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: What's her name exactly, Randall? Her name is Dana, Dana.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I know it's Dandy. Stop. Why are you see now
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: you're trying to make me look bad. First of all,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I love Dana. She's a great person. She's very kind.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Wait, and I want to say, every time I've gone
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: into the restaurant when she's there, she always comes up
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: says hello. It's totally nice. I just think they're authentic people.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I think, I think Max. I don't know everybody else.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody you out of the other however,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: many people.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: But the two that I know I think are really fun,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: interesting people. And I'm gonna be honest and if I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: would see and that's what I mean.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that feel the exact same
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: way that you do. For me, all the new storylines
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: from New Faces is the fucking commercial.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is the part where I think, you know,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: everybody has to start somewhere in the world.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: But here's the other thing that I must say this
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: is this is a dead.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: End street payer. No, No, you had your hands in
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the air two seconds ago.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just worried I'm having my hands in the air
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Randall because I just don't care.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Oh god, here's the worst part about this podcast. If
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: you start waving your hands and shit starts getting thrown off,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I can't leave. We're stuck.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: We're stuck at quarantine bitches in.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: This dining room where it's stuck in the diving room.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Here's how let me just explain something to you really quickly. However,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you're looking like if I if those people would have.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Come on season four when I came on, all those
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: bitches would be my best friends, because they.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Were they're like totally like out there.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Like I was like when I the episodes that I
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: have seen with them in it, I'm like, oh my god,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: they're saying shit that like I used to say.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: And I swore to myself like this is me. I'll
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: never change, and like here I am approaching thirty and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: shit don't change.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, but you grew up kind of some days
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: depending on what day it is.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: But that's true, depending on if you wake me up
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: before nine am.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: No, you're a one out of three, or I call
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: them the grown up division, one for every three days
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: you're grown up.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: It blows my mind that you put a ring on
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: it with that.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Because I love you and you brainwashed me a little
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: bit in a lot of different ways. I love you. Okay, listen,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: we're not talking. Let's not get back to our relationship
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: please as a podcast, we can have relationship conversation later. No,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: what I want to say is this. I feel like
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I feel like your little heart on on the new
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: cast members, and I think that everybody should be given
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: a chance.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not hard on them at all.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what's happening with any of them
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: because I have to fast forward for not seconds, minutes.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get a phone call about this.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Just so you know, I just want to tell you
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: that I think Banner Pump Roules is one of the
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: greatest shows of all time to all the producers and
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I have nothing to do with this part of.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: The conversation, So do I The producers of Vanner Pump Roles.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: They should be producing every reality TV show.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Oh that was a segway.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: They should there's a lot of reality shows I watch
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm glad that I don't get a page I'm glad
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I don't get a page back from Man of prop
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: rules because here's what I think. Here's what I think,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: because we're in quarantine, so I'm not even really sure
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: there's a world that exists right now, because if not, I.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Was on the four or five at seven and there
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: was zero two.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It's scary out there's scary. It's scary. But let me
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: just say this, I understand what you're saying that you
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: feel the show maybe isn't have the momentum the way
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: you start without the cast members. But I also feel
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: shows have to evolve, and clearly the producers know better
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: than most because they're one of the most successful reality
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: producers in the business. Hold on, I see you about
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: to fucking go off. What I'm saying is being a producer,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I do feel that there is a reason the network
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: and the producers brought in new cast members because they
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: felt that the synergy between as you guys call yourselves
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: ogs and the new bees, well there's.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Like ooog's OG's and then o.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: G, oh my god, I'm getting I know it's a lot, okay,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: but either way, I think the balance is probably very
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: healthy for the show, and I think that you are
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: very sensitive.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: But Babe, this is why I'm not a fucking producer.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, clearly, because they know what the fuck is of
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Invested in the storylines that I know are going on
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: with people that I want.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: You're invested in your fucking storylines.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, more than anybody's, right obviously. Oh my god,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: enough about these people. Let's fast forward to me.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Me let me Okay, that's on family guy. Wait, okay, all.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Right, Well before I start throwing shit across the kitchen
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: because I'm so angry that you don't agree with me.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's take another break. We'll be back. We are back. Yes,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: we're back, and I've calmed down. I feel very Then
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: now I feel great that I got a lot of
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: shit off my chest.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I got to share about our wedding plans, which, by
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: the way, is important for us, Randall.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: At some point, high I'm getting.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: The voice smails ready, somebody has to also where produce
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, we have not yet rescheduled our wedding.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: We've tentatively said July. But we have to wait for safety,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: for people to tell us that right safety, So we
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: don't know our wedding could be. I mean, as soon
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: as the world is a safe place to go, that's
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: when our wedding will happen.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Month's good.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I got a bunch of voice smails
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Did you see that meme where it was like before
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: I used to cough to cover a fart, Now I
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: fart to cover a cough.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to our voicemails. Here's the voice The first.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Voicemail, Hi, Lala and Randal. Is this Emily calling from Toronto.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I absolutely love your love story from your podcast A
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Couple Like as a Couple podcasts ago. My question is
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: for both of you, Laila, how did you tell Randall
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: about your anxiety? I have bipolar and I don't know
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: how to tell any guy that I'm dating that I
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: have it without him running away or thinking that I'm crazy.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: So I'm just searching advice from you as a woman
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: and Randall as a man of what I should do.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Love you, So thanks.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: This is a really great I love this question.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: So I would say my advice would be like I
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: don't feel like I ever had to tell Randal. I
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: think as our relationship progressed, he saw that I struggled
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: with those things. But we had kind of a whirlwind romance.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: It was like very much like we hung out one
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: night and we were inseparable after that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But I think if I were out and.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Like dating somebody talking about mental struggles that you have,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: whether you're bipolar or you have anxiety or depression, I
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: think it's something that obviously has a stigma behind it,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: but I don't. I literally don't have one friend who
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: doesn't have some sort of medication that they.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Have to take.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: So for me, I think that talking about that stuff
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: is obviously very productive.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: But you have to that person that you're dating has
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: to number one, he has to earn you talking about
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: that with him.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: He has to be a safe place for you.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I agree. I want to say this, I agree with
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: you law that you know when you feel safe. First
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: of all, get to know somebody, get to know them date,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: that's the honeymoon phase. And then if you're starting to
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: get real serious with that person, you should be able
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: and feel comfortable at that moment, at the right moment
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: where they're not going to judge you. I didn't judge
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: law when when Lawa I knew had anxiety very early on,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: and you know, we talked about it, and she talked
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: about it openly. You know, it was lucky and I
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: even encourage her to talk to somebody to like, you know,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: help you get on track. But Laala always had been
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: dealing with her anxiety, was very open with it. It
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: wasn't like something I had a pry out of her.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: She was you were very like you were always because
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you made me feel safe.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: So with this question, like, I'm not saying to be
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: ashamed of any sort of I don't even like the
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: word mental illness, just a mental struggle, because I'm telling
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: you what, anybody that you're going to be dating is
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: going to have their own set of baggage that you're
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: going to have to learn how to deal with. So
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I would just make sure that that person is worthy
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: of you talking to them about the struggles that you have,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: because that's a privilege that makes it a person.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I agree, and I just I'll second that if you're
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: if this is the right guy and he loves you
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and cares about you, and you guys are in the
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: right you know right place and you're really moving forward,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: then he's just going to be there to support you
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: and whatever it takes to be by your side. There'll
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: be no judgment. Otherwise he's the wrong fucking guy and
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: kick them with the curb.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Amen Baby's voicemail.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Paying my questions for a la lat.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: You don't really speak.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Much on your podcast about your story coming into vander
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Pump Rules, and I wanted to see if you could
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: maybe talk about your journey and how you became a
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: employee within the vander Pump Rules cast and the restaurants
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: and if you apply to the restaurant knowing that the
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: show was going on, or just kind of your journey.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: I love you both, and I love the podcast.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: I listened to it every week.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: So another great question.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I love these voicemails. It's one of my favorite parts
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: of the podcast. So my journey to vander Pump Roule's
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: true story. I remember living in Utah and they did
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: that like segue thing from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: into the new show, which was vander Pump Rowles. I
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: remember looking at my mom and being like, who the
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: fuck is ever gonna watch that show? Keep in mind
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: when that show came to be my best friend and
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: lady of honor, who's literally sitting next to me. Madison
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: and her sister were working at Sir. I had been
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: going there like anytime I traveled to LA So when
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I decided to move, Madison and her sister Danny.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Were like, we can get you a job to pay
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: your rent and your bills. At Sir.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Most people will say I've never seen it, but then
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: you talk to them for five minutes and they know
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: every single thing about every episode. That's I genuinely had
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: never watched the show. Still to this day haven't watched
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: any season up until I came on to it. Obviously,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: then I watched every episode with me in it. But
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I was still going to the restaurant and Lisa came
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: up to me and was like she saw me mingling
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: with everybody that was working there, and she was like,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: would you like to be a hostess here? And I
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: told her my sob story that I'm terrified to work there.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: The restaurant is crazy busy. I freak out under pressure. Yeah,
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: that was pressure for me. She talked me into it,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: and with that position as a hostess, I became a
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: part of the rest is history.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Very good to give them, La bitch. Okay, here's our
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: next question, nice voicemail.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: Hi, Lala and Random. My name is Melissa. I'm from
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: New York. I'm really big fans of both of you, Wala,
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: love you so much.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: But my question is actually for Rand.
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: Though I am actually a third year in college and
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: I'm studying TV and film and I'm my focus production.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: I want to know if you had any advice for
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: like college students, because I really want to work in
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: like behind the scenes, and I know, like that's what
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: you do. You work to production, mind the scenes, like
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: you worked up to be director, Like I want to
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: know if you just give me advice. Thank you so much.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I love you both. Buy that is a good question.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: What I would recommend because I went to college in
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: New York City. I went to school Visual Arts on
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: twenty third Street, and what I prided myself on during
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: college was that if you have a couple of days
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: a week, because a lot of people in college have
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: to have full time jobs or partners does but assuming
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: you have one day or two days a week, I
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: would not wait for the school to help you. I
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: would figure out what you want to do. Let's pretend
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: you like I wanted to be a producer at that
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: time and only want to produce. So I called around
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: to the various TV shows, the different production companies, and
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I got internships, and I told them I will work
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: for free, I will do whatever it takes, and they
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: would hire me as an intern, and then I would
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: get to be all hands on deck access. And I'm
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: telling you that working at talent agencies in different places
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: like that as an intern gave me a much clearer
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: path of what I wanted to do, what I didn't
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: want to do, where I wanted to start when I
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: got out of college. And you'll have a lot of
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: connections by the time you graduate. So what I suggest
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: to everybody is, if you're in college, take advantage of
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: those four years I was interning. I didn't go through
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: the college department for internships, which a lot of them
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: have phenomenal internship departments. But I didn't want to wait,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: and I just picked where I wanted to work and
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I just called these people up. I worked at CBS,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I worked different places. So my advice be a go getter.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Don't wait for things to come to you, pick up
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: the phone, get an internship. If you hate that internship
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you're working for, free quit and go to the place
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: until you finally find your place. A lot of my
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: friends who were in film school ended up with the
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: job that they had as an intern as their first
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: job out of college. So there you go.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: You want to know what my mom always told me,
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: tell me squeaky wheel gets the grease, which is why
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I have always been that annoying person that's like, I'm
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: gonna call you twenty four to seven until you give
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: me a solid answer, which is yes, we're interested, No
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: we're not, so be a motherfucking squeaker.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Next voicemail, Okay, uh here we go.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: Hi, Lala and Randall.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: My name's Olivia. I just wanted to say that I
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: love the podcast Love You Laala on vander Punt Ruled
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: and Randall. I loved your premiere the other day, it
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: was so exciting. My question was, Laala, we obviously know
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: that's not.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Your birth name.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: I wanted to know where exactly that La La kent
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: from the meeting behind that, if you've actually legally changed
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: your name to that, and why you chose to use
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: La La Kent on your wedding invitation instead of your
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: birth name. If you've mentioned that, Omanda Pump, I'm sorry,
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: but I was just curious.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I just want to say one thing before you say that.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: So many people have said to me, you know, why
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: does she use her legal name. It's actually a really
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: good question.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: So I was born Lauren Burningham, and everyone called me
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Lauren Birmingham, so they I call you Lauren, you call
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: me Lauren.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: So at a very young age, like, my nickname was
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: always la la and in high school people called me
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: La La.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Bee super gangster, and I don't know about that. It
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: was gangster, it was super.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I just want to say one thing anyway, what Ran
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: City is not super gangster.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, we don't play in the eight to one the
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: East Side. We can't until about eighty.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Let's get to a question, okay.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: So I was then going by Lauren.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I switched it and still went by Lauren, and switched
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: it to Kent because I didn't want to ask my
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: dad out completely.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: My dad's first name is Kent, so I took his
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: first name as my last name when I moved out
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to la No joke.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Danny my my bff, my sister, Snatty's sister was introducing
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: me to everybody as La La. So all of the sudden,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: it wasn't just people that I knew really well that
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: were calling me that nickname.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: It was like everybody knew me as just Lala.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: So that's where like the name Lala stuck. But really
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: it was a name given to me because no one
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: could say Lauren. Everyone said Lauren, and everyone thinks that
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I go by La la Ken because I'm a shamed.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: They're like Lauren Burningham from Utah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, I know my fucking name, I know
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: my name, I know where I'm from.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Boo, that's aggressive. And I asked my mom, I put
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: laa about what about what about our friend Johnathan Chen
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: who legally changed his name.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: The food God Amazing?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: That'd be so so so if you're going to Laala Kent, well,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: and I put.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Laala Kent on the wedding invite because if I were
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: to put my legal name Lauren Burningham, I.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Don't think anybody. I don't think no one would.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Know who that was. They'd be like, who's fucking wedding
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I did ask my mom though, I was like, would
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: you care if I legally switched my name because my
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: mom wants to legally switch her name from Burningham to
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Kent as well. And I was like, would you care
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: if I switched my name to Lala? Because they like,
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's just like your fa. Your parents
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: sit there and they're like, what should we name her?
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Like it's a cue, it has a meaning behind it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I wouldn't care.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Here's what I think?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Do you boo?
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Can I get my opinion on this?
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: What?
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Could you just keep your name and your other name
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: and you just have both?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Thanks?
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Dad?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: No, I cannot. I'm actually I'm definitely.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: You're in a real arm. I'm changing the name though.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Because I'm going to switch my last name this justin
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to dun da da dah and it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: All right? Look, oh look you look so happy right now.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: On that note, because we're gonna wrap this up soon,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I want to tell you what I've planned for our
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: next podcast, which we're gonna go every week we have.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Any lightsol because I'm definitely life sooling that mic.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Could I please tell you what our next Where we're
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: going to record our next podcast. Yes, since we're going
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: to be in quarantine for a while, I have rented
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: a motor home, something I've never done before. Okay, and
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: we are going to go on the open road alone
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: because we were in quarantine. So we'll be living in
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: this motor home. We will not be interacting with any
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: other people, will shop, we'll get all take all the
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: growth frite on nowse load up our motor home and
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: we're going to go out to the wilderness together.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I love it because Randall's like, I've never done this before,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: because you're a Miami kid. I'm a Utah bitch like
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I grew up camping motor I'm petrified.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I'm petrified. I'm petrified.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: We're going to have the best time.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: But you know, you know what I'm excited about. It's
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: either live in the motor home out in the wilderness
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: or live in our house. And I think, you know what,
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: this will be an adventure. We won't be around anybody,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: and we'll read, we'll hang out, we'll make s'mores and.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: We'll That's really what I hope Like people that are
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: in quarantine and they're healthy, I hope that people really
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: take advantage of just like loving their loved ones in
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: quality time. Yeah, and I understand it's stressful to go
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: through what we're going through. But if there is a
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: bright side, that's it that we get to be with
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: each other and just like disconnect me.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I almost think like the whole world is being
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: forced to take a time out, and none of us.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see none of us. So there's
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that take a lot of time
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: outs and really do it and know how to manage
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: their time, but a lot of people also don't. I'm
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: not the best at that, and I think this is
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: like forcing me and you to just say, hey, you
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: know what, there's nothing we can do about what's going
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: on except pray, be there for people and be supportive
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: and be educated.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: The only thing we can do is eat, pray and love.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is that this I think it's
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: nice to like get in the get in the camp.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Or drive out to I want to show you how
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the Utah bitches.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: No.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I already took it. I took on the phone that
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: gave me a whole lesson where I have to change
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: the water, and I talked about the generator. I'm very
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: educated today. I'm there.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, Before we sign off, I want to let you
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: guys know that myself and DJ James Kennedy have a
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: new song dropping on iTunes, Spotify.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: And wherever else you get your music. It's called Playboy Bunny.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: When when is it dropping Friday? Yeah, well that's we're
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: all quarantine.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: We could definitely listen to me, yes, So I hope
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: you enjoy this podcast my loves. Make sure you go
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: and download Playboy Bunny on Friday, featuring Yours truly and
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: James Kennedy again.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Stay in wait.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I'm also for every download that you get on that song,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to donate one dollar per download to people
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: that are in need right now and in the in
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: the quarantine and the people that are you know, to
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: a cause to help people. I'm going to find a
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: charity that's funneling money to people in crisis right now.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: So as many downloads as you get, I will donate,
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: and I hope you get ten thousand downloads so we
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: can make a good donation.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: And this is why I love you, honey Bunny, and
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to be your wifey again for the
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: first time ever. I'm going to tell y'all stay in
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: slay your homes during this quarantine and we.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Will catch you next week. That Baby's Book.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: Time. My name is and I was calling because I
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: just turned on your podcast. Randall's say that he has
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: eleven fans and La La has nine hundred thousand. I
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: just wanted to say, is that, Randall, I think you're
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: not giving yourself enough credit, and I think that you're
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: super likable and all that that almost every single one
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: of the tine hundred thousand pms is a fan of
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: you now as well, because you're super real and you're
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: a good dad and seem like an all around good person.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: So before you saw yourself short, Randall, think about how
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: many people out there probably really do love you, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: don't be so quick to think that everyone's peen La La.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you my loves to everyone who has already left
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: us epic messages.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: And keep them coming because we love hearing from you guys.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Call us anytime at eight sixty six La La Pod.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: That's eight sixty six La La Pod.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, folks,