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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Boone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Deuce fuck crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 3: Is the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone,
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  Speaker 3: random crap, Mac and Bone. All right, y'all, let's have
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  Speaker 3: a little bit of fun here. Let's get some light
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  Speaker 3: stories in here. All right, we've been obsessing over this
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  Speaker 3: joint practice. Let's have a little bit of fun. By
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  Speaker 3: the way, nine o'clock will be fun too. T Mac
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  Speaker 3: conversations about how good he can be this year? What
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  Speaker 3: is his ceiling? My god, he could be special. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: we'll get into that at nine o'clock. Let's start with
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  Speaker 3: something that Bone just reminded me of. There is this
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  Speaker 3: picture of Wemby and Rudy together. French national team is
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  Speaker 3: together in France, so it's Wemby and Rudy Gobert, and
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  Speaker 3: people cannot believe how Wemby is towering over Rudy Gobert.
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  Speaker 3: So now people think Wemby is still.
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  Speaker 4: Growing Rudy is listed at seven to one, and he's
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  Speaker 4: being towered over by Wemby in this photo. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 4: rumors that I don't know how it's possible that since
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  Speaker 4: we saw Wemby in the NBA Finals that he may
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  Speaker 4: have grown through more inches.
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  Speaker 3: Bone said, he's gonna end up being the first ten
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  Speaker 3: foot big man. And what if the guy that can
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  Speaker 3: look down at the rim?
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  Speaker 4: What if the kryptonite mac for Wemby is that he
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  Speaker 4: just never stops growing. He just every summer he grows
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  Speaker 4: through more inches. He's already a freak.
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  Speaker 3: In that picture he looks at least like five inches taller,
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  Speaker 3: which would be which would be what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: What if we hear down the line and that center
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  Speaker 4: from blah blah blah France at eleven foot?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: He gets called an alien bone And that's the perfect
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  Speaker 3: segue to the story.
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  Speaker 4: I went back real quick. I did hear Bryce, by
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  Speaker 4: the way, also threes over the summer. There you go
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  Speaker 4: right now, five eleven baby, man? Stop that bone?
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  Speaker 2: Stop that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you get your material? Be Bob right in your
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  Speaker 2: comedy nowadays? Oh? Speak coffee everywhere?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not good I can't drink man, Mac is
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  Speaker 3: making jokes man, all right, So people think Wemby, people
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  Speaker 3: think Wemby is an alien bone, But let's talk about
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  Speaker 3: actual aliens. So there's this, uh, there's this dude, uh,
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  Speaker 3: doctor Eric Davis Bone that used to work for the government,
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  Speaker 3: that is apparently let no, not that one who is
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  Speaker 3: apparently telling some secrets about what the US knows about
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  Speaker 3: alien life forms and what they have found. Apparently in
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  Speaker 3: he says in UFO wreckage, they have found the remains
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  Speaker 3: of four different species of aliens. And I feel like Bone,
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  Speaker 3: you're a big fan of the whole alien thing. You
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  Speaker 3: truly believe that they do exist.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't until until Skip Baylis came into prominence and
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  Speaker 4: I realized aliens do exist.
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  Speaker 3: So listen to these different species of aliens and he
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  Speaker 3: says that they have remains of but they're not telling
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  Speaker 3: everybody about this.
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  Speaker 2: The grays, Davis says.
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  Speaker 3: They're slender humanoids with gray complexions, similar to the fictional
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  Speaker 3: being seen at the end of Steven Spielberg's nineteen seventy
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  Speaker 3: seven film Close Encounters of the Third Kind. There's also
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  Speaker 3: the Nordics, Caucasian looking individuals of tall stature, so like
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  Speaker 3: basically a bunch of walker males from another planet.
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  Speaker 2: I also like to row like the soccer fans. Let's
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  Speaker 2: see what else.
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  Speaker 4: I guess you wouldn't notice that they're aliens in in
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  Speaker 4: sectoids figures that resemble a mantis, and then reptilians figures
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  Speaker 4: that resemble reptiles.
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  Speaker 3: So there you go. Do you believe? Do you believe
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  Speaker 3: in these four alien species?
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  Speaker 4: Bo Three of them are kind of ones that we
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  Speaker 4: think of with aliens. The Nordic one would be ones
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  Speaker 4: that blend in. There's also there's also five and how
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  Speaker 4: dare you forget alf.
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  Speaker 2: They had not found any alps.
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  Speaker 4: Harry Harry wittele fellis with comedic sensive, with great comedic timing.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: If we were still owned by Michael Jordan, he'd be
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  Speaker 3: looking to find one of those Nordics to start at center.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm convinced of it.
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  Speaker 3: Caucasian looking at individuals of doll stature that checks, man
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  Speaker 3: that checks. By the way, I do want to shout
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  Speaker 3: out Mike Vrabel. We hadn't done this in a while,
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  Speaker 3: have we? No one shouted out Mike Brabel in a
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  Speaker 3: while for anything, shouted at and that's true. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: yesterday Bone he continued to show he is still a
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  Speaker 3: tough guy. UH joint practice Eagles and his Patriots fight
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  Speaker 3: breaks out, and for the second straight year, he got
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of the fight, started breaking it up,
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  Speaker 3: and after he broke it up, was yelling back and
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  Speaker 3: forth with an Eagles defensive player. Mike Rabel will forever
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  Speaker 3: be a meathead football man, Bone.
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  Speaker 4: But he probably feels more comfortable doing this than what
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  Speaker 4: his off season was.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, that is that is much MORESS happy.
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  Speaker 4: See your text, Jack, that's not funny, man, what's you
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  Speaker 4: talking about? I told you the plumbles alliens plumbley that's funny, right,
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  Speaker 4: dare okay who you are? Aliens are humans.
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  Speaker 3: We got to give we got to mention this UH
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  Speaker 3: Akron play caller UH story development. So if you missed
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  Speaker 3: it a few weeks ago, Ackron came out and said
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  Speaker 3: if you for if you buy season tickets to Akron Football,
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  Speaker 3: you will be in a drawing to potentially UH call
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  Speaker 3: plays for the first series of Akrons football game against
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  Speaker 3: Robert Morris or helped design the offense for the first series.
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  Speaker 2: I think is the way they phrased it with coach
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  Speaker 2: Joe Morheck.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well yesterday they announced the finalists and just
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  Speaker 3: so happy, Bone, it's crazy, just randomly Big Cat from
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  Speaker 3: Barstool who bought eighteen season tickets to get himself eighteen
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  Speaker 3: chances to be the guy that gets to do this.
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  Speaker 3: Big Cat from Barstool is one of the finalists. There's
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  Speaker 3: also a dude someone named Boudreau something James Dreux, a YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: Video game content guys, YouTube content creator.
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  Speaker 2: He's in there too. But what do you think, Bone, It's.
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  Speaker 3: Probably I mean, it's for the best, right if if
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  Speaker 3: Big Cat wins this in terms of publicity, for accurate.
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  Speaker 4: He's also a huge fan of maction, like he tweets
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  Speaker 4: about all the time. So you wonder, like, was it
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  Speaker 4: was it Big Cats to lose the entire time to
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  Speaker 4: get him involved in this because of him promoting that conference,
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  Speaker 4: and also they knew he would buy the tickets. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: he did buy eighteen season tickets to try to win
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  Speaker 4: this thing. They they which I guess it gives them
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  Speaker 4: more attention than they ever would have had before.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I don't know if I fully believe
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  Speaker 3: he got randomly drawn like the other ones, but I
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't blame it if they fit so that he's the winner.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's one guy dropped out, So there's nine finals,
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  Speaker 4: well nine finalists. By the way, Matt, they're thinking that
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  Speaker 4: the Aliens are coming back to take Erwing Holland back
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  Speaker 4: with him.
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  Speaker 3: We can't. Man City's losing enough players. We can't have
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  Speaker 3: for can't afford to lose that dang alien. So anyway,
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  Speaker 3: we will see August twenty fifth, the big Akron Offensive
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  Speaker 3: first series designer is announced.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait to see. But what Bobby Morris does
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  Speaker 4: in that game? Bob Morris does in that game? Did
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  Speaker 4: you see, Bob Morris? Did you see bony the video
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  Speaker 4: from where.
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  Speaker 3: Is it in North Carolina? Off the coast of oh
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  Speaker 3: the beaches of Masonboro Island. Did you see the video
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  Speaker 3: with all the sharks?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, Bro.
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  Speaker 4: We have a listener, we have we have a listener
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  Speaker 4: there right now, and I'm trying to get him to
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  Speaker 4: go into water and see what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: That is insane.
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  Speaker 3: Hundreds of sharks right off the coast and this this
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  Speaker 3: drone shot from above. They are you just swarming the
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  Speaker 3: waters right off the beach. That don't make me want
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  Speaker 3: to hit in North Carolina Beach anytime soon?
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  Speaker 4: No, for I mean, it's one thing to have one shark,
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  Speaker 4: but that many what's going on out there?
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  Speaker 2: That's brutal, man.
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  Speaker 4: Can we get to the main event now, mag what's
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  Speaker 4: this off Fiddy love life up that you have for
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  Speaker 4: us here?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I had forgotten that I promised that did he did?
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  Speaker 4: He? I mean I don't. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 4: found out Fiddy love life news.
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  Speaker 2: But what's going on with this?
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  Speaker 3: I may have heard Bone talk about it very openly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know there's a girl in the picture. Fiddy
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  Speaker 3: does not want me to jinx it though there's something happening. Man,
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  Speaker 3: there's numbers exchanged, so many more. Though, Fitty, I don't
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  Speaker 3: want you to run me over in the hallway again.
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  Speaker 2: That's good because I know what you're talking about. All
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  Speaker 2: this is news to me. Connect that nickname like he
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  Speaker 2: did for Briki Cookie. No.
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  Speaker 3: Is it possible she is also an alien life form,
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  Speaker 3: that is, that has agreed to text with Fitty at
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  Speaker 3: this rate, I.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't say now, would you? Would you say? Yes? If
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  Speaker 2: you found one of those what are they called again?
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  Speaker 3: Bone? The aliens that look like talk Caucasians the Nordics.
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  Speaker 3: If you found a Nordic alien woman, you'd be good.
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  Speaker 2: I'll heck you.
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  Speaker 4: Texter says that she might jump in the water with
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  Speaker 4: the sharks after one day with Vinie.
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  Speaker 2: It's not right. Oh my god.