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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 30th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener, this question is advise the Woody Show. This is
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's Thursday. It is a pre Friday. We add
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. You getting down in the last couple
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  Speaker 2: of days of April. Here it is April thirtieth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six. My name is what he That is Greg Gore.
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  Speaker 2: We got Menace, Gina Graham, Sea mask is here. We've
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  Speaker 2: got Sammy, we got Morgan and Vaughn. We've got dumb
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  Speaker 2: ass Tyler. I see him through the glass there the
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show production department. We've got bored. We got Menji
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  Speaker 2: holding things down. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
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  Speaker 2: You can text us check in over tow to nine
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  Speaker 2: eight seven h We have got a bunch of stuff
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  Speaker 2: lined up for you this morning. We got the trending
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  Speaker 2: news headlines. Uh, Gina's got a dumb ass contest. I
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  Speaker 2: challenged everybody like because we call them dumb ass contests
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  Speaker 2: for a reason, because they're they're just supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: dumb and fun.
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  Speaker 5: Challenge accepted, You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Like there was a game we did one time,
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  Speaker 2: like how much change do I have in my pocket?
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  Speaker 2: And we gave away a prize. It's dumb. So Gina's
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  Speaker 2: got a dumb ass contest.
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  Speaker 4: The Burt Chreuscher, the Machine Nice Bert Kreischer will be
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  Speaker 4: here today on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: We've got the birthday the porn a birthday coming up
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  Speaker 2: here in a second. I did have a piece of
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  Speaker 2: celebrity news. So Gina has said when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran that she would quote suck it to the base.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 2: You meant it. He shaved his head what Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: he's also recovering from a nasty about of shingles.
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  Speaker 4: I'm to revise that it doesn't appear that the two
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  Speaker 4: are related.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so bald had it with shingles still.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, actually, you know what, he looks pretty good with
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  Speaker 5: the shaved head. Okay, you know what I back in.
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  Speaker 2: Really Yeah, there's for a few people I think he
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  Speaker 2: can pull off this shaved head looks as long as.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't have like downstairs shingles. No, anyone can get it.
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  Speaker 5: Remember I had it's basically like a chicken pox.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had it too. I had it when I
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  Speaker 2: was twenty one, bro, what yah Sammy? Yesterday was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm two years from being forty and like baby legal fetus.
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  Speaker 6: I was talking about that I was older than you.
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  Speaker 5: Guys were saying, you want to give.
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  Speaker 4: Your mom's attention to his yank on the cord? You
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  Speaker 4: know there's such a you know.
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  Speaker 2: You're that young.
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  Speaker 7: The first time I even heard about shingles is when
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  Speaker 7: David Letterman had it and he missed all those shows.
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's right, I'm like, what is shingles?
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  Speaker 2: Well? Sea Bass has a creepy boner for Sydney Sweeney. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that is creepy on you.
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  Speaker 4: There is a video that the surface only one of
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  Speaker 4: Sydney Sweeney allegedly farting on the set of Euphoria.
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  Speaker 2: Will you tug it to that Sea? I've never tugged
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  Speaker 2: it to is Sweeney?
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  Speaker 7: Respect?
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  Speaker 8: It was so weird that you know she would be
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  Speaker 8: like almost topless, throwing lingerie out into the crowd. A
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  Speaker 8: very unsexual person would do something like that.
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  Speaker 2: That makes you breathe from your mouth. That's strange.
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  Speaker 5: But do you think it's gross that she farted? I
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  Speaker 5: guess he's taking it time.
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  Speaker 8: I was wlaiting, waiting for what do you do it?
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  Speaker 8: Sound effects there very accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Look, you know, as a lady, as.
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  Speaker 8: A feminists, a feminist, I support.
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  Speaker 2: What are you a lady or a feminist? Which one?
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  Speaker 2: As a feminist I support a lady? Is right?
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  Speaker 7: It's always the hot ones that have negative things to
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  Speaker 7: say about.
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  Speaker 8: Oh speaking of which, speaking of which, I didn't comment
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  Speaker 8: at the time, but there was some vicious off air
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  Speaker 8: cattiness going on about miss Sweeney the other day in
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  Speaker 8: this very studio, and I wanted to dress. Since she's
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  Speaker 8: come up, people are calling her gross busted SAI who
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  Speaker 8: said gross and busted, dirty.
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  Speaker 2: Cats in this room dirt?
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  Speaker 5: Un true?
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  Speaker 2: Did you say gross and busted? What you say for?
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  Speaker 9: I said that she is on the trashier side, which
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  Speaker 9: is why Sea Best Lefts are so much the whole
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  Speaker 9: sexual lingerie, and had like the way that she presents herself.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's like an easy cheer saying the f wort
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  Speaker 2: on stage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, exactly.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's low hanging fruit and she goes for it
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  Speaker 9: and that's her thing, and that's fine, Like there's an
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  Speaker 9: audience for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't it. It's just fine.
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  Speaker 7: No, further after that.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's exactly how the conversation that look at, look
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  Speaker 2: at and menace a. No, it's called it's a two
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  Speaker 2: man cave.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's just like, let's just say what it is
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  Speaker 7: like jealousy.
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  Speaker 2: Ess No, that's not that. I don't know what look
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  Speaker 2: I've not watched you for it. I don't know anything
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  Speaker 2: about her as an actress or whatever. But I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: like the over the top drooling about other people in
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  Speaker 2: the past, like I could see it on this one,
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  Speaker 2: like she's not she's not unattractive, but I think the
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  Speaker 2: I think it's overrated. What was over the top ruling?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah on Sydney Swee and a lot of people besides
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  Speaker 5: you about the vicious cats in here. What he's talking
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  Speaker 5: about it Sammy talking about have I said one word
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  Speaker 5: about you?
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  Speaker 2: And Sammy and Greg were all participating.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know Sydney swinging from a hole of all.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think I was participating Sidney.
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  Speaker 4: Based on what Sammy says, Sidney swing is probably on
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  Speaker 4: the other side of a hole in the wall.
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  Speaker 9: I just agree that the conversation that was being had
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  Speaker 9: was that what he was saying that he didn't get
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  Speaker 9: it because Sea Bass.
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  Speaker 6: You are very much on board with Sidney Sweeney.
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  Speaker 2: No, I said. The only thing I said is I
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  Speaker 2: think she's overrated. I think she is attractive, she's got
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  Speaker 2: big cans, but I'm not a cans guy.
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  Speaker 5: But like she overrated, as is a Lordie her her
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  Speaker 5: love interest on the show, Jacob a Lordie that.
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  Speaker 2: This is not the conversation.
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  Speaker 9: Only point that I'm saying like girl next door type
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  Speaker 9: of girls, which is why you wouldn't be as into
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  Speaker 9: Sydney Sweeney as Sea Bass is, because she's a little
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  Speaker 9: bit more on the trashier side.
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  Speaker 6: Than the girl like.
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  Speaker 2: Horror man.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I am not that's saying that at all. But
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  Speaker 8: you guys were talking calling her trash. He's saying she
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  Speaker 8: was grown.
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  Speaker 5: I knowd I was really.
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  Speaker 8: To keep his honest and now she's gas Now she's
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  Speaker 8: gaslighting saying that I PTSD.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like you're this is really.
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  Speaker 2: Necessary. Here's something I know we're all excited about AMC theaters.
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  Speaker 2: They are selling a Shrek popcorn bucket.
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  Speaker 7: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Money does not matter, shape like an outhouse where he lives,
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  Speaker 2: right yeah? Yeah, and hey for a throwback Thursday, and
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  Speaker 2: anybody in here will again, Sammy, take a break your fetus.
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  Speaker 2: Fan of he Man back in the day, I thought
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  Speaker 2: he was cool call yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I wasn't a fan, but I could
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  Speaker 11: watch the guy who created it, who created he Man.
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  Speaker 11: He died and he just so happened to die on
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  Speaker 11: Masters of the Universe Day, the.
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  Speaker 2: Masters of the Universe famous holiday. Yeah, well, I'm saying
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  Speaker 2: there if there was.
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  Speaker 4: A day that was kind of a kind of doing
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  Speaker 4: what he loved on the day on that day, on
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  Speaker 4: the day honoring his accomplishments creating homo erotic Yes, Denny's
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  Speaker 4: has the Masters of the Universe menu.
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  Speaker 7: They HiT's on it, the he Man Burger and the
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  Speaker 7: Skeletor Dark Star Shakes.
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  Speaker 9: Aren't they coming out with a new he Man movie
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  Speaker 9: like they're trying to do it like Barbie.
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  Speaker 2: No, we brought all those up randomly kidding.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, we weren't talking about that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't catch it. What were you talking about? But
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  Speaker 2: that's why the Denny's.
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  Speaker 9: Menu, right, That's why I was untioning that, because we
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  Speaker 9: did not mention that when we were having this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Skeletor Dark Shake, Epic Crackle cakes.
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  Speaker 4: The as Yeah, all right, all eat, Yeah, I mean Denny's.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I'll mess with Denny's.
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  Speaker 5: They have great burger.
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  Speaker 2: I have to build your own slam. You get picked
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  Speaker 2: four items.
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  Speaker 5: That's what the Seabst calls the dates getting Yes, Sammy
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  Speaker 5: June fifth, Masters of the Universe movie schedule for release.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, you know what I going on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did see a trailer for that when I
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  Speaker 2: went with my mom and kids to what's that movie?
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  Speaker 2: I fell asleep? And the one that you want to
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  Speaker 2: still see? The one about space.
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  Speaker 5: Hail Mary?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Project Hell Mary. All right, see what
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  Speaker 2: Greg Gory's got.
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  Speaker 10: Let's pop it up there in your feed. Well, the
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  Speaker 10: gymnast Simone Biles. You know she's like four feet tall yeaheah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you well?
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  Speaker 10: She is getting some blowback for a TikTok video she
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  Speaker 10: did where she was asking, and to be fair, she
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  Speaker 10: was asking fellow celebrities, not common people. She wanted to
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  Speaker 10: know from fellow celebrities how much it costs to have
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  Speaker 10: your own glam squad because she went to this red
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  Speaker 10: carpet event, some sports awards thing in Madrid and for
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  Speaker 10: her stylist compair a person and makeup team. The bill
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  Speaker 10: was twenty three thousand dollars, and she was asking.
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  Speaker 2: How is that for the travel, the hotel and the
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  Speaker 2: daily thing.
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  Speaker 10: So other celebrities are weighing in and said, you know what,
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  Speaker 10: that's probably because it was in Madrid. You have to
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  Speaker 10: fly them out there, you have to put them up
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  Speaker 10: in hotels. And for a regular red carpet, they said, oh,
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  Speaker 10: you know, anywhere from a grand for your hair up
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  Speaker 10: to six grand if you're doing styling and make up
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  Speaker 10: and all that crap for a red carpet. So then
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  Speaker 10: the non celebrity comments are saying stuff like this is
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  Speaker 10: tone deaf, it's out of tough, this is a weird
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  Speaker 10: flex that you're asking about your bill for a glam squat. So,
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  Speaker 10: to be fair, though, she was asking fellow celebrities, but
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  Speaker 10: even if it was a thousand dollars to do your makeup,
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  Speaker 10: does that sound remotely true?
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  Speaker 5: I have paid her hair and makeup. It's weddings and
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  Speaker 5: some events and hair can be like four hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Makeup can be one hundred bucks if it's cheap.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, not for the good one, that's.
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  Speaker 7: Right, Like four hundred bucks is like minimum to style
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  Speaker 7: your hair?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, greg much they're putting extensions in.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I was born today.
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  Speaker 8: Was my question is, Greg, And I'm with you on this.
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  Speaker 8: My eyes are rolling back in my head, like do
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  Speaker 8: women not practice their entire lives how to do that?
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  Speaker 2: You don't know how to do your own makeup?
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  Speaker 5: It's not that, Okay. I'm glad you said that. Because
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  Speaker 5: I was a bridesmaid in wedding let's say ten years ago,
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  Speaker 5: and we were all all girlfriends that were the bridesmaids.
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  Speaker 5: We all opted in for the professional to do our makeup.
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  Speaker 5: And another friend of mine, who loves doing makeup and
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  Speaker 5: considers herself kind of a novice makeup artist, is like
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  Speaker 5: laughing at us, like we're moron's. I'm gonna do my
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  Speaker 5: own makeup, thank you very much. Okay, fine, she did
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  Speaker 5: her own makeup. It looked like a nice, you know,
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  Speaker 5: street every day makeup and we all need Sammy knows
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  Speaker 5: what that works, but like a nice day to day makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, makeup.
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  Speaker 5: We all looked absolutely gorgeous and ethereal and perfect, and
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  Speaker 5: it's just to get like the contouring and stuff that's
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  Speaker 5: not what an everyday person.
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  Speaker 9: Right, and especially for makeup to appear on camera, it
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  Speaker 9: needs to be done differently than the way that we
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  Speaker 9: do it for real life.
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  Speaker 5: It'll look three dimensional or you'll look flat if you
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  Speaker 5: do it yourself. We know how to like throw makeup together.
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  Speaker 5: We're not professionals, right, And.
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  Speaker 10: Then when we're in at weddings they make their hair
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  Speaker 10: look borderline stupid, like it never looks that way, and
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  Speaker 10: then it's your own wedding, you're like, how can I
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  Speaker 10: make my hair look so ridiculous?
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  Speaker 5: Yea yeah, twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yep, today is April thirtieth.
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  Speaker 2: It's International Jazz Day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like jazz is another one of those things
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  Speaker 2: that people pretend to like. Agreed, do you actually it's
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  Speaker 2: like sonic You.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's accurate. It's great background music and that's it,
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  Speaker 5: you know, for a dinner party.
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  Speaker 2: If you're at some random bar.
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  Speaker 7: The only time I enjoyed jazz that I think they're
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: playing jazz is when I walk through Disneyland and I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: To like.
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  Speaker 6: Adventure and yeah, they go around on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, today's Honesty Day. Today is Day of the Child.
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  Speaker 2: But isn't every day a day for children. That's on
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  Speaker 2: Mother's Day and he said, Mom, when is Kid's.
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  Speaker 5: Day every day?
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  Speaker 2: Yep, I appreciate Gina. She laid down the low at
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  Speaker 2: her house. Oh my god, finally because her husband's injured
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  Speaker 2: and like her step son was like, you know, well,
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  Speaker 2: why isn't he doing this for me? And why can't
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  Speaker 2: he do that with me? It's like, well he can't move.
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  Speaker 5: And he can. And the final straw and it didn't
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  Speaker 5: take long.
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  Speaker 2: It was all about him. But was there no showing,
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  Speaker 2: no empathy.
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  Speaker 5: None, And the final straw was he was being poudy.
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  Speaker 5: I was told this later because I was, you know, working,
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  Speaker 5: he was being poudy in the morning when he got
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  Speaker 5: up for school because Andy had to wake him up
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  Speaker 5: seventeen minutes early because Andy's moving slower to do everything
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  Speaker 5: for him. Yeah, and I said, okay, well this is
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: going to be nipped in the bud today and he's like,
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  Speaker 5: what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: I sorry about three rounds of candy land, you'll see.
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  Speaker 2: So I got him from no costumes today.
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  Speaker 5: He got him to school and we sat in the
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  Speaker 5: car and he goes, why aren't we going because we're
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  Speaker 5: gonna have a little chit chat first, and I said,
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  Speaker 5: you know, basically, here's the deal. I laid it out.
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  Speaker 5: I go, so here's what's going away. He wanted these
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  Speaker 5: like fruits cape stripe candy things. I said, I bought
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  Speaker 5: them for you. Because I just bought them. He goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I go, I'm I'm taking them back. I got you
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  Speaker 5: because he didn't know this. I got you signed up
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  Speaker 5: with four sessions which he's been begging for one on
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  Speaker 5: one baseball coaching. Yeah, I'm canceling them. They're canceled. And
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  Speaker 5: he's like, I just see his face like going down.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm making this list and I said, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I heard that you were complaining that you had to
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  Speaker 5: wake up seventeen minutes early. Yeah, okay, so we're going
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  Speaker 5: to make sure you get enough sleep. So you're going
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  Speaker 5: to bed at eight pm every night. I know that
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  Speaker 5: you can make your own breakfast, and I know that
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  Speaker 5: you know how to put dishes away. Yet I came
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: home and saw your breakfast dishes on the table and
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  Speaker 5: I heard Dad had to serve it to you. So
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  Speaker 5: when I find dishes when I come home, you'll be
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  Speaker 5: find a dollar. And if I find and he doesn't
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  Speaker 5: have much, that's a big deal. And if I find
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  Speaker 5: out that you didn't make your own breakfast, you'll be
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  Speaker 5: find another dollar.
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  Speaker 2: You love it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he and he love that.
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  Speaker 2: Look at Samy, she looks horrified.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not horrified.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just wondering, like, how many warnings he got before
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  Speaker 9: you took away every Here's.
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  Speaker 5: The thing, in the grand scope of things, he's had
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  Speaker 5: a million warnings because I've been wanting to be this
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: kind of parent for a while, and why keep getting vetoed?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Why do you owe a warning to anybody?
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: But he did get I go because this is a yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: it's a new situation in the household.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I bet you'll stick with him now.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Exactly because this is not a new situation, Sammy. Because
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: every time we have a thing where it's like we're
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: going to need to lean on you a little more
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: to be a little more independent, it never happens. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: I said, Okay, we're done.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Do you know what that's spoiled? Spoilt?
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Such a good kid. He just he's he needs help
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: with this. And so I said, since we couldn't ask
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: you to just be empathetic and to help dad, I'm
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: going to see to it that you helped dad, and
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: you know what, however we get there's fine with me.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And he was told, give Andy a little bell and
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: every time we need something, he can ring it and
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: then the kid can run over.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well there was a lot of that, and
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: this kid was so helpful and he was in a
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: great mood because now he has a goal. Yes, I'll
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: take that, milks, because I told him you can earn
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: all this back. Now, the truth is I didn't actually
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: cancel the baseball. So okay, throw away the candy. It's
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: in my closet and you'll get it back when he
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: earns it back.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: But it's I'm glad that you actually because it seems
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: like every time it's just this kid running the show.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh man, well, remember the balance of
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: power was off.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Remember I'm not a single parent.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: No, but the balance of power was off.
• 17:23
  Speaker 10: And when the day comes for this single one on
• 17:25
  Speaker 10: one baseball coaching, he's going to realize, oh, there aren't.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Well he's got to be doing things to earn a bag,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: so I.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Will cancel them. I just didn't want to cancel them
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: and start over. He if it. If it doesn't change,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: they're all just canceled.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Today's National Bugs Bunny Day. Classy, it's mister potato head.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Did you ever have one of those noato? Yeah, there's
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: a throwback Thursday thing for you. And let's see it
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: is National Oatmeal Cookie Day.
• 17:52
  Speaker 12: Rip.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I love those National raisin Day.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Also, I'm surprised how many people don't like raisins.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: The more people don't like raisins, he just that way.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Do you just eat handfuls of raisins?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: I eat like trail mix like every day, and I
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: like taking the peanuts and pulling them apart and then
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: put a raisin in the middle. And it looks like
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: a little tiny hamburger.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: That'll slow you down, that's for sure.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: The cranberry raisins.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gina, I'm sure you already knew this. And as
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: you already knew this, I'm sure I already knew this.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Today is National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day. Oh yes, yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: That works out for you today?
• 18:29
  Speaker 13: Ever?
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Greg gory Woodie. Lisa Kudro said that she and
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: her friend's co stars earned twenty million dollars a.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Year in residual Yeah. We were talking about mailbox money
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: the other day.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: God, and to this day, they do. Yeah, that's the
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: ultimate mailbox money. You did all the work years ago.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: She heard that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 10: She was also complaining that the writers of Friends were mean.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I saw that, but you know what, I think they
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: were mean.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Think about that every time you go to the mailbox,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: get a twenty million dollar residual me in the shed
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: out for it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Almost felt like her nda was up, you know, cause
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: she's like, oh, do you want to know how it
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: was on zet right?
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: And they would get reprimanded if they didn't know their life?
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: Can she read she doesn't know what she's doing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Who cares a million bucks a week? I know it's
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: different now, like how people manage. But man, I when
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I was working for these program directors of these radio stations,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: they were yellers and screamers and they would throw things
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: and you were scared of them. I learned so much
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: more because I actually, even with my personality and my
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: attitude or whatever, like like I I think I responded
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: more to that than I would have, like, well, we
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: need to you know, like that whole like soft you
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: can't tell employees, you know, no kind of thing, which
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: that that's not necessarily it's not that bad yet that's kind.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Of thing like with a kid, it's in one ear
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: out the other when you do that conquence.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: There was like yeah, because you would, dude, you would
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: get chewed out. It was yelling, it was screaming.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Because you're like, I don't want that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and if time is money on a
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: when you know they had, you know, all this stuff
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: going on, it's like, okay, well why don't you know
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: your line?
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: But it wasn't that. It was when she wasn't getting
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: a big enough laugh, like she messed it up.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're messing up my line. Yeah, that would make
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: me want to be better. Let's bringing back the good
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: old we talk about shaming and bullying works. Yeah, let's sell.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Let's do more of them, all right, menace? Yeah, year
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: off what you got? I had no idea.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: But did you hear anything about Zoe Kravitz getting engaged
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: to Harry Styles came out of nowhere?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: That is another one that missed my algorithm.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: That actually missed line as well. But I know that
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: she used to be with Channing Channing Tatum for a
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: long time and he was kind of asked about it
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: and he I guess he doesn't care, because did you
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: see his girlfriend.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Who that is?
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: Its model Inca Williams.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Is Zoey is Zoe Kravitz.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the daughter Lenny And yeah, so Channing Tatum, Channing Tatum,
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: whatever his name is, he doesn't care because he's daying
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: this twenty six year old model who is from Melbourne, Australia.
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: How's your pie? And I was listening to Bert Chreischer's
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: actually his podcast the other day and he said, the
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: most beautiful people in the world are from Australia Channing
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: tim But this chick, Channing Tatum was born there and
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: was raised in Bali and not popular by posting photos
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: in Bali in bikinis. Shout out to her. Let's see
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: how many followers she has from doing that? Two points
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: something million? Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: So good for him.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: What's the name of the guy from Magic Mike?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what's what's his name?
• 21:47
  Speaker 14: Man is?
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: It's Channing Tantum, chan.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Channing Tanum, got it? Yeah, shout out to shout out
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: to Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders. Three have all different kind
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: of shoutouts. And who was the other one?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: We have Ben Benjamin Benjamin and Becky G Becky G
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Becky Ga. What she's doing.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: She just before McCarroll g on stage coach G Girls.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Double g. Yep, Gina Grad.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: What you got, Well, some great news for an actor
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: that most of us love because we love the movie
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Sam Neil Anyone Jurassic Park.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he says he's now cancer free after doing this
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: really experimental treatment that's still in trials. And he said
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: he has been battling this like very rare te cell
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: lymphoma for five years. He went through chemotherapy that kind
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: of stopped working. So then he tried something called car
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: T cell therapy and that modifies immune cells to target cancer.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: It's like very futuristic sounding, and he said, after a
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: recent scam scan, I just had a scan and there's
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: no cancer in my body. He can't wait to start
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: working again. He said, it's time I did another movie.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: What's his girlfriend look like?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Sam Neil, I don't know.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Again, they talk about in the future.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: We talked about all the celebrity stuff again and then
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: the stem cellsuff it people figure that out. Yeah, all right,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: that's that's cool.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: His wife is Narico wat.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Zoe Kravitz and Harry who cares play.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Back to Sam Neil and cancer.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: No Not'm Sam Neil that research to figure that. So
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: that's so cool.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: It is very cool. You're literally finding cells. And then
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: how do you just go after.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: That getting marriage?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: What about problem?
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: All?
• 23:32
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Time for your birthdays, say we're gonna shiver, we won't.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: And you know you don't do. Birthday to Johnny Galecki,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: who is Leonard of The Big Bang Theory, David on Roseanne,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: he's fifty one years old today on the r who
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: was Raj on The Big Bang Theory. He is forty five.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: He got Travis Scott Rapper and Kylie Jenner's daddy who's
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: thirty five. Kirsten Dunce married Jane the Old Spider Man
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: movies is forty four. Gal Gadot or do you say Galgadott?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I've heard of both dotes. Yeah, who take cares. It's
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: a wonder woman, guys. And she's also in The Fast
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: and Furious. She's forty one. And then Isaiah Thomas, the
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: former NBA All Star Detroit Pistons and Hall of Fame
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: NBA coach sixty five years old today. And then you
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: got your porno birthday. Who is today is Scarlet Alexis
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: and today's birthday girl. She's had more miles on her
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: than a cross country trucker. Four hundred and six fine
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: adult films, including a California Roll in the Hay. She
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: was in anal crazy scarlet produces her sister's husband that
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  Speaker 2: far crazy about She was in He divorced my mom
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: to bang me instead. She was fantastic and bitching doesn't
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: solve marriages. Keep that in mind. She was in Soaked
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: panty sledding in the security line. And then a couple
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: that Sammy's bound to love. She was in giving them
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: every inch of my Christmas spirit? Oh yes, nice?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: And then who can forget her?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Unforgetive her role in Cross Eyed Penis Loving Cheerleaders Volume nine. Yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I think those are a couple where they call them,
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  Speaker 2: they toss them around the flyers probably who hit the
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  Speaker 2: ground now they're crossing. But they still love Penis. Okay,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: they love it. Good morning, knocked ou out of them?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Scarlett Alexis, who's twenty seven years old today, match you
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: porn a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and back a little
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: look at what's happening around the world of entertainment. You're
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: on the Woody Show. There's the show it's a Thursday.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: It is the Woody Show Throwback Thursday. So there's Maxell,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: you know, the electronics company they made cassettes and stuff.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: The only reason I know they are taking things way back.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: They are bringing back the personal tape player, and they're
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: bringing it back with a modern twist. The tape players will,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: of course play old cassette tapes. They'll have the old
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: school headphone jack, but also have a USB C charging
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: in a Bluetooth feature on that. That Bluetooth will have
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: like eleven hours of battery life. And the player actually
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: comes with a belt clip you gots, so you stick
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: it on the side of your pants and get it
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: way back in the day. Yeah, go jogging with it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be about one hundred bucks. And if you
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: want to get back into mixtapes, Amazon sells a five
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: pack of blank cassettes. You can still buy them. A
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: five pack is fifteen bucks. So basically everything I recently
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: threw out, Yeah, exactly.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: And it's worth money now.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is all back?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody left us an after hours voicemail about feeling old.
• 26:40
  Speaker 13: All right, So I'm listening to the podcast right now,
• 26:44
  Speaker 13: and you guys are talking about how pretty much on
• 26:46
  Speaker 13: the show. You guys are all starting to feel a
• 26:47
  Speaker 13: little old. Greg wants to go to the HOA meeting.
• 26:50
  Speaker 13: I'm too young to be feeling this old. But I'm
• 26:52
  Speaker 13: gonna be turning forty here this year, and I'm personally
• 26:55
  Speaker 13: over live concerts. There go on too late. Yep, there's
• 26:59
  Speaker 13: too many people, and I'm so over it. And I've
• 27:01
  Speaker 13: been wanting and pleading with the universe to make Mattinee
• 27:06
  Speaker 13: concerts the thing. Wouldn't it be so freaking awesome to
• 27:09
  Speaker 13: go see someone live around sunset five, six pm shows
• 27:13
  Speaker 13: over around seven to eighty nine? Incredible?
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Weren't they doing that with like clubs and stuff.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: A lot of clubs got really popular and they're still
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: pushing it where it wraps up by like eight o'clock.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: That would be better. Awesome.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: It's someone like like Tina Fay or somebody was She
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: was advertising or advocating for this sort.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Of thing, exactly for Coldplay.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, and I go, perfect sense.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: I go to a lot of shows. I'm like, why
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: I start at eleven?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, what do you approve? What?
• 27:44
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: How cool are you because you're up late?
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: I want to go to bed.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Gina was telling me how so at her
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: kids school, they're having this nineties party fun. So this
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: is talking about, like, you know, making you feel old.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: And your step son's what ten eleven okay ten, and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: they're doing this nineties party and he's asking her for Hey,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: do you have any stuff from the nineties around that
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: we can use for our quote museum, for the museum.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Let me open my closet. Can you believe it? It's like, what, like,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: do you have anything you must?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: But I didn't.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I didn't travel from you know, rental to rental to
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: home to home with my with that kind of stuff.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I don't have anything on me. I'm trying to think
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: like maybe a dress or some shoes, but yeah, like clothing,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: maybe some old new kids on the block stuff for
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: the music. Well he has a name there you go.
• 28:40
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Actually, if any of yous I can take and they'll
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: bring them back to me, that would be great. Any
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: good like vhs, that would be great. Anything I can
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: borrow for the museum.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Wallet.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: I only have two things from the nineties still, and
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: one of them you can still get. It's an Alien
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: workshop skateboard and then a do you remember that brand
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: Triple five Soul?
• 29:03
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I have a bag still. Oh wow, that's it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: Maybe I've said, like casual Corner, I have a lot
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: of stuff from the nineties and Gina, I think I
• 29:13
  Speaker 9: even still have my Tickle Me Elmo.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: Oh, so that's the nineties.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: You need to tell me immediately because this thing is
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: coming up.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: Speaking of the nineties, Sam, you never share this story now.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: That DVD box set that you have, the Full House one,
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: is that from the nineties? No, okay, no, but you
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: got recently got a new signature on that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: I did it was it's now signed by John Stamos
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: my Full House box set?
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, yeah, yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: She took it eventa yeah, and I carried around the
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: whole time and I pulled it out and I apologized
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: to him when I gave it to him, because we're
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: at an event, and you know, we're supposed to be cool,
• 29:51
  Speaker 9: we're professionals.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: You're not supposed to put up box sets.
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: And as soon as I put like, I was kind
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: of trying to had it under my jacket so no
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: one saw me with it and looked like a door,
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: I know, and I had Sharpie's I was ready to
• 30:05
  Speaker 9: go and I said, I'm so sorry, but can you
• 30:08
  Speaker 9: sign them? In the second he saw he was kind
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: of like, oh, like come on really, And then I
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: showed him like you know, it was, it's already been
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: signed by Bob Saget, Dave Poolier, and Candice Cameron.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: And then he was like, oh oh, oh totally yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: where do you want me to sign?
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: You want a picture?
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: And he was yeah, super school about it. So yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: it was, and now I have four signatures.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It's also you're clearly not getting it just to turn
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: around and sell it, like that's why some of these
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: guys don't want to do.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: That makes sense.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Oh you can get uh let's see your floppy disks
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: if you have, that would be great. You got to
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: have something around somewhere. I think this shirt I'm wearing
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: right now like a like a brick phone or a
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: cordless phone I think pulled out.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and also I might still have my Bart
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: Simpson Underachiever and Proud of It.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Dude T shirt. Well there you go. Are you meta?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Do you have any fooboo stuff left?
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Actually? Yes, yeah, that would be really helpful. Did a
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: collab with Force and For and I think I have
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: something from.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: That Tommagachi Beanie Babies super Soakers.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: So you know what's really sad about this list when
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, Tomagachi, I'm like that was I was
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: too old for that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: What about like a regular Nintendo like any s game?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Like Mario probably has her duck Hunt? Yeah, my husband
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: what duck Hunt?
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Oh duck Hunt?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, duck Hunts making sure, Yes, I have a VHS
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: of that other one. So ju legit want us to
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: bring stuff in if.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: You have anything? I mean I don't want to. They
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: said they're going to be really careful with that. They'll
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: sign it in and out so little.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, these aren't artifacts.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, truly for the museum.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: I do you have Beanie Babies and tomagotchih my god?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: So eight wood text us over to two two nine
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: eighty seven More Woody Show. Next, Hang on.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show, Woody Show, and.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: It's another new hour insensitively training for a politically correct world.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It's me, It is me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Him, that's Woody. There's Greg Gory. Yeah, hi, menace, what
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: is that Woodies? He's right there. We got Gina Graham. No,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: she's got the trading newse headlines.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, the.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Supreme Court has made an important decision about voting maps
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: in Louisiana. They voted six to three saying that this
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: one voting district was drawn so oddly that it looked
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: like a two hundred miles snake, and too much of
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: that was because of race. So, because of this decision,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: a part of an old law from nineteen sixty five
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: that protects people from unfair voting rules is now weaker.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: The law was supposed to make sure that people aren't
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: treated unfairly when voting because of their race. So while
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: a lot of Republicans seem to support the decision saying
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: voting maps shouldn't be drawn based on race, Democrats are upset,
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: saying it's nothing more than a power grab.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, see this is what we've gotten into.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Because one state does it so that their state response
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: and another state response to that response. Then this is
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: the the proverbial slippery slope. Right now, this is a
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: This is a ruling on something that happened long ago.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: This is not like something They didn't just draw this.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: It got to be a case where it eventually made
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: it to the Supreme Court, which takes forever but so
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: like you're.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: You're you're right, and that we're already kind of equal,
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: but quiet now we're going to be equal, but like insane,
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: like I'm doing this.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: I've been disenfranchised on the whole voting thing for quite
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: a while. I've never been more disenfranchised, Like I'm convinced
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: now that none.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Of it matters. They just do whatever they want to
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: do anyway. Uh, you know, they they overturn like oh
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: the people they overturn it, they say they yeah, yeah,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: so they void out whatever.
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: Vote on it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Because it's like when you say your kids, all right,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: so what do you guys want for dinner?
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: And they say we want pizza? Yeah, well we already
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: knew we're going to Chipotle.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Why bother asking?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Like you want them to feel like, you know, management
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: does that to you too. Management gives you the illusion
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: of choice, But do you really have it? Maybe we do? Okay,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: maybe we do. I'm just feeling a certain way.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Well I get that, And it's like Toddler's like, you're
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: supposed to give them the illusion of choice. It's like
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: you're going to bed, now, do you want these pajamas
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: or these pajamas? Right?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Here's what I do believe when there's power and money involved,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: there's corruption. Everybody's a man, they're all corrupt.
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: I am willfully ignorant when it comes to the word redistricting.
• 34:31
  Speaker 10: My brain just turns off.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Thing understanding about it. Yeah, don't get it. Jerrymandering, there's
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: a lot of those words.
• 34:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Well, Nick Reiner made a very quick appearance in court
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: for the murder of his parents, Robin Michelle Reiner, and
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: that was his first appearance in court since he pleaded
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: not guilty back in February. Reiner agreed to waive the
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: deadline for a preliminary hearing, which means that the judge
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: is going to decide if there's enough evidence to go
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: had with a trial.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: You think there will be.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: There was also a little surprise in this case. They
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: found out that the autopsy reports still haven't been completed.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: I don't get that.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the murder was in December cause of death knife
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: right exactly. On top of that, the Deputy DA says
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: they still have nearly two terabytes menaces that a lot.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: That is a lot, two terrbytes of discovery.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: It can be on your iPhone max though.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, Well, there's still two terabytes of discovery that
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: they need to go through and give to the defense team.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: So really, no one's ready for this yet. So Ryaner's
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: case will probably be scheduled for mid September.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Did you see the story the dude in India? He
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: was dealing with the bank. The bank was giving him
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: a bunch of a hard time. There was his sister
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: who had an account that he I guess was in
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: charge of. She passed away and they needed information. He
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: wasn't getting access to whatever. They were saying, well, we
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: That she's dead. He's like, no, she's dead anyway, Long
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: story short. He digs her up.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: He puts her over that certificate.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he puts her over his shoulder in car. There's
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: video all over social media. Look for him walking down
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: the street. He's got his sister over his shoulder, walking
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: creepy drops her into the lobby of the bank and
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: go are we good?
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah it sounds like a sketch show.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the level of fed up you have to be, dig.
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: Up your sick.
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: But it's it's sad gross Yeah yeah, like y And
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: it was all over two hundred and eleven dollars.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Do you see the picture.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is so creepy. They blur out the top part,
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: but you see him. It looks like the bottom of
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: her heel is starting to grow roots.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Look at that she's in curiously, she's in some sort
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: of sack. Yeah. Yeah, but.
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: Dollars in India is like two hundred thousand dollars.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: Well, the White House says the government is about to
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: run out of money to pay workers like ts A
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: and DHS workers, possibly by well May. They asked the
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: House of representas Is to approve a budget plan that
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: the Senate already approved. They were expected to hold the
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: vote yesterday, but the House keeps stalling because some members
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: still want to make more changes. The White House says
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: this is urgent, this needs to be fixed asap, so
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: hopefully that will happen soon.
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: Guys, on my flight recently, on my carry on, I
• 37:17
  Speaker 9: took full size bottles of shampoo, conditioner and face wash
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: and they didn't say anything.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Really, they let me ride through. Yeah, really not being
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: pain I mean we were.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: They were the.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Bottles full full size, yes, and they were full size,
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: but they were full okay, because I totally forgotten.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Then I got to the airport and I was like well,
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: I guess we'll see what happens.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Nothing happened.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: I'm kidding myself. And what you have accidentally got knives through? Yeah,
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Like I forgot about it. Menace bought me that for Christmas.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Memory gave everybody presents, right, so I got the Red
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Rider be begun and he gave me a buck knife.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, and I used that buck knife. I well,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: actually it's not in my pocket right now, but so yeah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I usually carry it around clipped into my pocket and
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: damn it, I got to the airport. Yeah, get rid
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: of it. I just know. But I did what you did.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I just threw it in the bag and I go, right,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: we'll see how We'll see how it goes right through.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel so much better. I was at an
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: event and a listener gave me a knife and I go,
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: okally cool, and I put it in my bag and
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: then it went on a flight later that day. Totally
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: forgot about it. I was going through my bag in
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: the flight and I'm like, oh god, there's enough.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: I had to throw my peanut butter out because a
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: spread is also considered a liquid. So everything's going great now.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: We are not people that are going to try to
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: take the plane over now, so you know all good.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the people who really want to can Yeah, they'll
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: figure it out, like bring bring three weapons, they'll catch two.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you'll get that third one.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Though, never flying again. Well, speaking of traveling, and new
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: studies come out, and this one suggests that people are
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: cutting back, way back on vacations this year.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: So, according to two thousand people that they asked, fifty
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: eight percent say they planned to spend less on track
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: this year than they did last year. And the reason
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: simple prices are just too high, especially fuel, and seventy
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: five percent people they just can't afford it anymore. Not shockingly,
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: the study finds that most people really care about getting
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: good value when they travel guys. In fact, eighty three
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: percent say it's very important, and many are willing to
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: adjust their plans. About seventy two percent say they're travel plans,
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: they'll just change their dates to save the money, and
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: around two thirds say the best part of vacations are
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: actually the free activities. Only twenty nine percent of people
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: say they'd rather get the best overall value than just
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: go for the cheapest option.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Well here's something fun. Yeah, So on Southwest a round
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: trip ticket between uh Los Angeles and Saint Louis twelve
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Do they have a new first class I'm not aware much.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: And this was not the anytime refundable premium seat thing.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: This was It wasn't, to be fair, it wasn't the
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: cheapest one. The cheapest one is where they don't even
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: assign you your seat until you get to the airport,
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: because now they do assigned seat in It was the
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: first tier that was available, which is the second one
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: up from the basic one, second one up where you
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: at least get to pick your seat, not a premium seat,
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: but just like a regular one, right, And it was
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: twelve hundred dollars on the Southwest between Saint Louis, between
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Saint Louis and Los Angeles.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: That, yeah, we're in London normally in July. That is
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: a very common flight that we book in our household.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: That flight typically what's called around four hundred bucks. Yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: typically the hell's happenings. But now it's twelve hundred dollars.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: Truly scary. Well, finally, you guys, you have a very
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: important question for you. Is this worth going to jail over?
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Not think about it a former Chick fil A employee
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: in Texas was fired after it was discovered that he
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: was conducting this little scam. He was actually fired from
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: this Chick fil A back in November, but he kept
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: showing up saying to his old coworkers, having fun, and
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: when they weren't looking, he'd hot behind the register, put
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: it an order for mac and cheese and sometimes other stuff,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: and then immediately refund the order to his personal credit card.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Sounds like pretty good scam, but managers noticed something was
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: wrong and they reported hundreds of fake refunds to cops.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: So after an investigation, they found the dude had rung
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: up over eight hundred orders of mac and cheese, stolen
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: over eighty thousand dollars from the restaurant.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Well, it reminds me of the story that we just
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: had recently about the guy he was a manager at
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: home Depot and he was ringing in discounts oh yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: oh to all those people and then to the tune
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: of I forget like hundreds and hundreds of thousands of
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: dollars and like he was benefiting on that, yeah, and
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: like why yeah, yeah, you know, everything is tracked.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing between cameras and other tracking devices.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: Well do When I worked at a grocery store, two
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: employees got fired because one was like getting checked out
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: and the checker has kept on overwriting like all the
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: and over did so many overrides that they needed a
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: manager to like put the key in. So then they
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: look like, wait, what what's yeping here?
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Which is why it does that? Both fire? Is that okay?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: So your mac and cheese scam? Is that worth going
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: to jail over?
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: No, not just jail, ten years in prison. He's looking at.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: What are you? What are you in for? Would you
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: hear about the Great Mac and Cheese? The Battle? We
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: are a heavy metal band.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: I mean everybody knows that.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait where am I the Woody Show.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: So there's this neighborhood in Florida. They've been dealing with
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: a nasty issue. They keep finding species everywhere. Reports say
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: that the homeowners they were finding you know, poop the
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: yeah on their cars, their mailboxes.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: In their yard, even in the community food pantries. And
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: none of them could figure out where is this cock
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: cock coming from? So they they got together, you know,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out what was going on, and they
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: discovered that it was coming from one of their neighbors,
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: and she was taking serial dumps. She just whenever she
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: was out exercising and she would just you know, drop
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: drop blogs from the ladies. Oh yeah, we can't.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: So like a couple of years ago, remember there was
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: like some cereal chogger.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Pooping in some of the lawn.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so caught on very crystal clear four K security
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: cameras and so the cops they came, they arrested her
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: for dumping.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Is this like a kink?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Like, what do you do?
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: This isontrollable? Do you hate the community food pantry?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: See?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: That's that's the part, Like it's one thing if you're out.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: I think we've all been in an emergency dump situation
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: where you're like, oh, man's really bad where I can't.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Even camel anymore, and you're doing it in the front yard.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Where am I going to do this? And you at
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: least consider whether you actually have to go through it
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: or not. You at least consider what your options are. Yeah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: but why would you choose the food pantry? Why would
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: you choose people's car? Like you're doing this a number
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: of times, so clearly it's intentional. It's not an emergency. Yeah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: that's it with purpose. Yea, Yeah, neighbors are weird militias. Sammy,
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: what happened? Uh didn't your neighbor ask you? What was it?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: What the squirrel?
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Did you hear?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Can tell you about this?
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: No?
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I guess not.
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: My neighbor. My neighbor came aggressively knocking on my door
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: frantically yelling my name, and I opened the door and
• 44:45
  Speaker 9: she's crying and I was like, oh my god, is
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: everything okay? And she says no, And I'm like, you know,
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: I'm she's older, she's like in her late seventies probably,
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: and she knows, like, hey, if you need anything, I'm
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: here right.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: So I'm thinking I'm gonna have a driver with the hospital,
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Like what's going on? She's like, my squirrel died.
• 45:05
  Speaker 9: So she has a squirrel in the neighborhood that she
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: named and has been feeding for like probably about a year.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Her dog passed away.
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: She's not in a position to get another pet, so
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: she walks around the neighborhood and says hi to all
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: the dogs. And she has the squirrel that she feeds,
• 45:21
  Speaker 9: and it died, And so I'm hugging her because I
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: feel bad and she's crying, and.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Then a question, how does she know that's her squirrel?
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: It is the same one because it's a little bit
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: chunkier than the rest her She's feeding it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: And so I'm hugging her and then I take a
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: step back and she's like, is it okay if I
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: burrow the squirrel in your yard?
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: At that moment, then I noticed she's clutching a trash
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: bag that has a squirrel in it, and I was.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Hunging, why does she have to bury it in your yard?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with her yard?
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: So we're both in apartments, but I'm like a front
• 46:00
  Speaker 9: unit of a complex, so it feels very house like
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: and I kind of had a yard in front, and
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: she's in more of a complex and the gardeners wouldn't
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: let her bury it in your front yard.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: She wants it in your front yard. Yeah, like it's
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: not my yard.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: So I I said okay, because I don't care, and
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: it was I just let her do it in the corner.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: I'm like, sure, go ahead, bury your squirrel.
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: That's fine, and so she was like, I have garden tools, whatever.
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: So she buries the squirrel and I and I see like,
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: kind of where it was. It's a corner, it's non disruptive,
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: no big deal.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: To see.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: If you help her bury a bottle, she's gonna have
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: a bigger question later, Yeah, slipper right.
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: And the next day I see this kind of like
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: green balloon thing on the ground by it, and I'm like,
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: I have a memorial year for a squirrel, but still
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: not worried about it.
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: Go to bed, I wake up early to you know,
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: I'm going to do stuff. I'm rushing out the door
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: and you guys, okay, she didn't bury it that deep.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: I mean a rack or something got it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: It was barely buried.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: I saw their I saw the spurrow tail like out front.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: And then there was blood.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: All was like yeah, and there was like a membrane
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: of sorts like status and I'm thinking, oh no, like
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: she's gonna melt down when she sees this. But I
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: didn't have time number one to like c scene, I know,
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: And I also was like, I also don't have the
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: tools really to be picking this stuff up.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: And it's pretty gross.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: So I left.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: And I don't know if she ever saw it, like
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: before it got cleaned up or not.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: I know, I feel so bad.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Greg's got the number I need to follow a report.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: I mean, you guys.
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: This squirrel, though, really was like a pet to her.
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: This was not my first time hearing of the squirrel.
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: She fed it every day, She talked about it all
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: the time. It was I felt so bad because she
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: can't have pets since she was devastated because her dog
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: passed away less than a year ago, and this has
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: been her like pseudo pet.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: And oh my god, I don't think. Oh my god,
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: I forgot to tell her.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I would limit my interaction with this person. Yeah, this
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: person sounds crazy. Died that.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, she's so sad.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: So because my cholesterol, because she feeds it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: She had fed it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: It's a little treat and they take their little treat
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: and you know, they run off with it, you know.
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: So it took its treat and ran off into the
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: street and got hit by a car.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: She watched it happen.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: She fed it and then it ran out into the
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: street and immediately hit.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: By a car.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: So she has survivors guilt. Yes, Oh my god, I
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: feel so bad. Have you talked to her since, like,
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: does she know it?
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Because I hadn't.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen her in a while like she hasn't.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Really she probably need dude, you probably found the squirrel
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: guts and had a heart.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: No, you need to call for a welfare check on
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: her as you need well.
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: I saw I saw her yesterday for the first time
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: from a distance, but I was busy running around and
• 49:11
  Speaker 9: didn't have time to get into it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: But she had like a black veil.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Video where people are releasing doves and they get taken
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: out by a tractor because they start flying toward the
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: road and then she take immediately, or like where kids
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: will bring something down to uh, to the to the
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: river wherever it is, and then here comes something else
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: to eat it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: I was at a wedding once and instead of throwing right,
• 49:36
  Speaker 10: so they had these little boxes and you open it
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: and butterflies.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, your worst nightmare.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: So I opened it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: Mine had some sort of weird broken wing or something,
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: and it fell to the ground and I stomped on it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Monster.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: I'm surprised that you were even willing to open a
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: box with a butterfly.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Tell me about it.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Wow, Oh my god, my god, that's so horrifying.
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: Does this woman know that there's about eighty million other
• 50:00
  Speaker 10: squirrels out there she can adopt shake a back.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: She had an attachment to this one for sure, and
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: it just is because I know that she wants another animal.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: She's just not in a position to get one.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: She's not mentally in a position to get one. No, no,
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: this is there's this is not okay. She's gonna Like Norman.
• 50:20
  Speaker 9: Bates, she was taking care of her previous dog very well,
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: but she's older and has like limited like ability issues
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: and stuff. And this dog had bladder cancer and she
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: was having to take it out all times.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Of the day.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: And it was just you got a ghost this lady.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I don't want that. Just tell her you show,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: all right. So a couple of things on the text. So,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody's big on conspiracy theories now right, more
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: so than ever. The conspiracy theory stuff has gone next level,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: has gone wild. There's so many breakdowns to where it
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: even you know, these conspiracy theories they launched, they take
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: off on social media and then they make the quote news.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I did see something because a lot of people were
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: talking about after the White House Correspondence dinner, the shooter guy. Yeah,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: there was like within seconds there was all this stuff
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: about staged and fakelh blah blah blah. And I guess
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: they've traced a lot of that activity to these bots
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: from Russia and from China. Now that could be fake news.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: See I don't know. Okay, So we keep talking about
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: being able to identify AI images, AI music, AI whatever,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: and it has to be you know, tagged or you know,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: somehow make it public that hey, this is a right.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: How can we figure out to identify Like we have
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: verified accounts, but like to where it labels it as
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: a bot, you know, like in your phonel say potential bam,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: You'll say, you know, it goes into the junk folders
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: on your email, Like there's there's got to be a way.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a way that these companies menace.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: And you're more of a tech guy when it comes
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: to all that social media craft, Like there's got to
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: be a way. Like so when you're looking through comments
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: on something or something posted and he's, oh, this is
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: from a bot account or uh, you know, most likely
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: a bought account.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like a clear minded person can look at a
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: profile and go, okay, this account has big bot energy,
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: but like the yo but no, the average person, no, no, no,
• 52:32
  Speaker 7: I said, A clear headed person, A clear headed person,
• 52:36
  Speaker 7: a person, a savvy person would see it. But here's
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: the problem. There's there's people like my mom who are
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: not going to look at the profile, and they are
• 52:45
  Speaker 7: going to automatically see it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: If Greg looks at the profile, would Greg know Greg smart?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: He's not tech savvy, but he's a smart guy. Would
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: he would he know what to be fooled? These days,
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: I assume everything is fake.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you look like, oh does it even
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: does the profile even has a picture of a person
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: on it? I mean, what's the history of them posting
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: and things like that? But again you're asking can the
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: companies like.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: And whoever?
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: I don't know, like some of some of them don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: want to shut them down because I mean, it caught.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: It causes traffic on their site and makes them look
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: bigger than they are, you know. So, I mean that
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: was the big thing when Elon Musk bought Twitter. He
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: was talking about, you know, oh that that they're actually
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: fighting in court over it because the amount of real
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: versus fake profile paying.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: But they're automatically they're automatically skimming accounts looking for things,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: you know, fights or different things. They don't want shown
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: and the flags that sea mass cart narks.
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: But both both of a lot of the accounts, a
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: lot of the companies are doing this, like Twitter Exa
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: started doing this. This guy is likely in another country,
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: like this person's from China or Iceland, and he's like, Okay,
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: that's probably a butt uh Facebook even because I'm starting
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: to see I was telling menace a lot of really
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: real looking nature videos, dude, and I was watching this
• 54:15
  Speaker 8: one chase of like there's no way they have a
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: camera angle watching this mongoose fight a you know, a
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: cobra or whatever. And then I looked at the flag
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: like AI content you know, you know, blah blah blah,
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: like the the bear protecting the cup avalanche, the real
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: bad ones on YouTube.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: There was one like a like a horse protecting a
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: woman in an earth quake saw killer.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: Well but again like my mom my mom is like
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: setting this and sharing it, not even like thinking twice. Right,
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: So then that's how it just like becomes.
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: Because even the little warners, yeah, the dumb people, not
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: the dumb people, but the technologically unsavvy will just share it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: But again the lyle spread twice.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: So then this is how these conspiracy theories just grow
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: so quick.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Here's one involving the show. I've seen a couple of
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: texts about it. I made a note of that. This
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: one says that they they believe that I am banging
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Morgan cool, like he's been having her back on everything.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: I'm still two shows late on the podcast, but I'm
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: sure it had to have come up. Why did he
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: pay for everything for her fight? And then somebody else
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: was saying, listen to the podcast. The fact that you
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: paid for Morgan to go fight in Philly makes it
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: seem like you have taken Morgan's side in this battle
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: against Tyler. There's always so even on something so stupid.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Like you know, Morgan and Tyler's you know situation whatever
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: that sponsors right.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: Called show content.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, we were just trying to do
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: a nice thing.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: This has been a big deal for Morgan getting getting
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: getting this fight and being able to go and take
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: the opportunity to involve travel. So we're just trying to
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: do a nice thing. Sorry, I mean, I mean, if
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: she wants to throw me some strange that's cool. Yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: No, but you know what I mean, It's like everybody
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: thinks there's something more to everything. You can't Yeah, you
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: can't just do something cool.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: Nope, you can't just.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Do something.
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Well they don't exist, yeah four woodie. But people they're
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: they're like looking for conspiracies always. It used to be
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: every once in a while you hear why it you know,
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Oh it's kind of that could be true. Maybe there's
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: there I could see where that where people might think that.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: But now it's like anything that happens, either they're looking
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: to try to show fake yeah right, or they're looking
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: to tell you why it is not what you think
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: it is and there's a bigger conspiracy behind. I have
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: two theories behind and that's exhausted.
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: Not not that it's true, but one theory I have
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: is they want to be the first to put it
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: out there, so then they get you know, people liking
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: their posts and sharing them, and they get that you know,
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: current social currency. And then also is the other theory
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: that goes back to what SeaBASS has been saying the
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: whole time. There's a lot of people that believe in
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: this want to you know, present themselves as I know
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: more than you do.
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: It's yeah, quite And that's what the research has shown
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: is that most conspiracy theorists are below average intelligence people
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: that want a way to display an easy way to
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: display higher intelligence, and a very easy way to do
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: that is just saying fake not real.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Is being is being immediately negative contrarian.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: This one says, I was on the verge of tears
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: seeing a dog save a baby from falling by putting
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: it by putting its body under the baby before it
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: hit the ground.
• 57:38
  Speaker 16: And I was so pissed to find out it was aid.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Shot.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: And we are into a new hour insensitivity training for
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: a politically correct world Wood, Greg Venice, Gina Grady and
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: look who's here, everybody?
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: It's the machine. You know what's up? That's no doubt.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Tickets or that's a big score.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: That's good in my household. That's a big score right now. Yeah,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be shocked if my wife calls it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: You guys don't know somebody for that.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: I mean a lot less.
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: You've been to this spear multiple times, right, Yeah?
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: I made David Copperfield leave. I cried so aggressively.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: YouTube is the best one. And I'm a dead fan.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: You two is the best one that they had. That
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: was amazing, didn't you guys piss off? David Copperfield. I
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: did at the show. Yeah, because uh, the balloon trick.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he picked me out of the crowd and he
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: was like showing me this balloon that was inside of
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: a balloon. He was supposed to make the middle part
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: like explode, and he like he didn't give any instruction.
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: Super vague to he kind of it looked like he
• 59:03
  Speaker 10: wanted you to taste just like look at it, right, yeah,
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: and so like okay, and just see if it's like
• 59:08
  Speaker 10: a real balloon or whatever.
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: So like I touch it and then I let go
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: and then it's start like he started to fall and
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: he's like fumbling all over the place and he can
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: tell he was mad. Yeah, you want to make me disappear? Yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: for sure.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Well the machine Burt Chriischer, everybody. Yes, so Bert has
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: the Two Bears five K at the Rose Bowl with
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: TOMSI Girl. This is the third annual Two Bears five
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: K and it's happening at Rose Bowl Stadium next Saturday,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: May ninth. For tickets, you can go to two Bears
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: five K dot com. He's got that going on. There's
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: the cruise, which is coming up later on this year.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: He's traveling the country on a pretty sweet looking bush. Yeah,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: keep with all one burned down, but I keep seeing
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: the new bus. But he's always busy. He's got a
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: free Burt, which is a great show. Dude. Congratulations on
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: the show. Thank you. Started shooting season two in June. June. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: because I I, uh, we've we've talked a little bit
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: about it off the air, but it I don't know, man,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: like it is it's about Bert, but I think it's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: kind of about all of us in a weird way.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Like I because I completely my wife and I as
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: we were watching the episodes, we just kept making eye
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: contact with each other. Because your youngest daughter in the show,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: while you said your youngest daughter in life, but like
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: also that that character and the way it's portrayed in
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: the show, that is our daughter and Gina's. I mean,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: it is so like the whole thing is completely relatable.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: I wish, I wish my daughter.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: It's like my daughter.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: My daughters have gotten very like territorial over uh over
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: sharing their lives now because they're like they're nervous and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: I'll say stuff and I'll put it in the show,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: and I mean and and like they'll literally say I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: want to tell you about my new boyfriend. This can't
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: go on stage and.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Not what that is. I mean, yeah, it's tough when
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: you have a job like this one. It's tough when
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: you have a job like this one because that's what
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: people are there for.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you could turn it around on them and
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: be like, do you like this house?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Do you like what we do?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Then you're part of the show.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I have one daughter who I think has walked
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: away from any sort of money whatsoever. She pays her
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: own way, and I think she does it just to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: throw it in my face. Yeah, And then the other one.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: I was like, hey, I gotta get it. I gotta
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: bring my cat to school.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Is it crazy to get a private jet?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Dad?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, slightly. I gotta ask we were we were?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: We were We were looking at apartments in her college town.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: And you know, Leanne is very Leanne grew up poor,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: like very poor. I did not, but I didn't grow
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: up rich. But I didn't grow up poor. But so like,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: I like nicer stuff, and we're looking at the apartments
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I mean, these don't look good
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: at all. I was like, again, she goes, what would
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: it look like if we bought a house. Look like,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: I just don't want you to waste your money spending rent,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: you know, and like what could we get and she goes, well,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: if you're gonna buy, you don't want to, you know,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: just throw money at anything you want to get something
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: you really like, right.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I mean the kid is smart, she is she has
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: always had the ability to have my number. That kid.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: I miss her so much. I missed Georgia. Georgia is
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: more like Georgia is more like my Jiminy cricket, you know,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: like she was. Georgia was just so smart and always
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: knew the joke and Ilo was just so bizarre. I
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: remember the first day of school after going back to
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: COVID and she was I had not gone to the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: school yet. She was terrified and I said, uh, I said,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: there's got to be a girl more afraid than you.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: And she said really And I said, yeah, like there
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: there's gotta be like an amputee or someone who just
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: does it, like is more nervous than you.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: And she was like amputee.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: And I was like not might say and go look
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: for the girl in the amputee, but like, there's gonna
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: be a girl more nervous than you. That's got like
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: a rescue dog or you know, like there's something. Find
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: that girl, befriend her.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And then she did.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: She the girl in the wheelchair, And then the funniest
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: thing happened. They did ever tell you about the school shooting.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Not school shooting, but oh.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: That's the funniest thing that happened, the school shooting.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: Bird they shut down the school. They shut down the
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: school because they thought they had a school shooter. Was
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: a dude the drug on campus, and so they locked
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: it down. That's why had to go pick up Ela.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: And she gets out of the out of class and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: she gets in the car and I go, how was it?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: I you know, it's everyone's school shooting is like the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: terrible thing. And she goes, I wasn't that bad? And
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: I went for real, she goes, yeah, you thought there
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: was a school shooter. She goes, but there wasn't. And
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: she I go wow, She goes, I tell you the
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: crazy thing, dad, And I said, what's that? She goes, No,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: one moved the girl in a wheelchair really, so they
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: panicked and everyone got to and they left her in
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: the middle of the room. And then and then and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: then they were like, everyone's clear, and everyone went back
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: to their chairs and she was still there looking at
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: everyone like I thought that was the funniest.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you know what you like?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: What do they say, like if you want to see
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: where you really stand with people, lose a job, have
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: a health issue because everybody loves you when you have
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: that job, or they're when you can make money for
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: people for Yeah, yeah, that girl's like.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: That kid had.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Material for me every day. Every day I saw her,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: there was material. So what's the what's the rule? We
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: have rules on the show. We got rules in our house,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: you know, for what can or can't go?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: Like, so what what are the what are the rules
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: I have? Right now?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: I have the best I have the absolute best bit
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: that I'm loving, and I have a rule that I can't.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Do it on stage.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: It's so good, you know how couples, I'm gonna do
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: it here if you but it's it's but it's you
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: got understand. I can't do it on stage. So I
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: haven't worked on.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: This bit, but this is wait, so why can't you
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: do it on stage? But you can do it here?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: Because if I'm doing it on stage, it'll go on
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: a special if I do it here Leana's listen, it
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: comes in radio comes and goes a one night stand.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: I don't even yeah out there for the interest. I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: want to hear the story. You're absolutely right, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: totally smart.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Do you know how like do you know how couples
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: when they've been married for a while, like Lanne and
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I have, sometimes they swing to UH to like bring
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: this spice back in the relationship, and then it messes
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: a relationship up. And they didn't see that coming. We
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: did something ten times worse. We took IQ tests together
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: and the wrong person smarter.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Oh dude. I looked at her.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I want to talk about this so bad on stage.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: I looked at her and I was like one twenty eight.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: She goes, what's that? And I said, it's my IQ?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: What did you get? She goes, I don't want to
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: tell you.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, wait, what did you guys? He goes,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: I don't want to tell you. I go please say
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: it's got three numbers in it. She goes, I can
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: come on, sling Blade, tell me I won't make fun
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: of you. She goes, I got one O four.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: I go one O four, one O four. Our dog
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: has eighty seven, like one O four? Are you out
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: of your mid?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I go.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: I had to go home and tape up the cutlery
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: run one oh four. This I've never written.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: This is a fit. This is all I felt bad
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: marrying or like I'm electing a special needs goal. I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: gave her a balloon and a lollipop and took her
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: top off one O four. What I cannot here's the problem.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: So what's the cutoff before you? Okay, okay, bring it up?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: You ready when you say what you say?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: BM I special when they said okay, so what's considered
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: genius level?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: What's considered? Like this is what you do?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: And you say, hey, Siri, what does one O four
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: look like? And it says one of four is capable
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: of independent living?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Google, Google, look like one hundred like you now?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 14: So like, so one hundred is the norm? Okay, one
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 14: hundred is the norm? Now wait, one hundred the norm.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 14: That's the that's that's the average average, that's the American average,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 14: which average. Yeah, it's cool to know that I married
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 14: a base hit.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Small mom that I married.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: I married something that dribbled in between first and second.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: My god, so bad because it made me giggle.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I can'tnot see one of four.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: I came home the other day and she's standing in
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: the middle of the living room, fully dressed, giggling to herself.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: What's up one of four?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 13: Huh?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: I go, you want me to poise it towards a window?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: What's going on in that brainier?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: So no, wonder? She go, what do you want for?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: She goes, I don't know. I go, let me explain
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: dinner to you. Takes the meal after lunch like genius
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: or like you're eight, which is intelligence and superior? I
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: would take that? So well, yeah, yeah, what's involved in me?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever taken an IQ? What do
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: you guys have to take an IQ?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Tell? But hold on, no, no, no, no, So what
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: are the questions or what's the what are the exercises?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: It's it's a lot of pattern recognition. Okay, so it's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: we what I got was online for a dollar, so
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: thought the wife does the same one. Yeah, well she
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: didn't know of things equal. One of four didn't understand
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: the test. She was taking it first, so for the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: first eight questions she was lost.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: She goes, what is this? I don't even know what
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: it is?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: And then by the time she got it, she goes, well,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: I'm done. I didn't understand the beginning for first part.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, I didn't understand the beginning
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: first part, but then you have like twenty seconds to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: take it or twenty minutes to take it. So I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: went back and I went through and I did the
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: test again. That's what one twenty eight does in like, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: you know, one twenty eight doesn't see a yellow light.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: And go punch it. Baby four. I cannot stop.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: And by the way, right now you're in the car,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: if you're listening to this, you're like, I want to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: do this with my husband.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Do not?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 12: It is it?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: It really did mess things up for because I couldn't
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: stop making fun of her and it bothered her. It really,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: And that's why I won't be able to tell them.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: I'm I what I will do because I will. I
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: will put this in my pocket and hope that times
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: goes by that I can put this on a special
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: because it I can't stop calling her one of four
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: and it.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Makes me giggle so hard. Now I don't take Leanne
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: as the person who would care that was out there,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: but you're saying that she does.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: I think if I was closer and IQ to her,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I just smoked her so bad. Ye Like it was
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: like she was like, what's one twenty eight? And I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: was like, let's youn't understand that. It's a lot of complex.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: I mean I went to the couple's therapy with her.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: The first thing I said is she's one of four
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: on twenty eight and any big questions I'll handle. And
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: one twenty eight in therapy is like, is wildly deeper
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: than one O four? One of four wants to talk
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: about Like we got into a fight about dot dot
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: dot one. It's like, that's my therapist. I go, are
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: you gay? She's like why? And I see two different
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: suber us in the driveway. That's what does a.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a pattern recognition I didn't even know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: Somebody text means saying I hope my niece with down
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: syndrome needs someone as good as bird.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently it's what I've been dragted to. It made
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: me laugh so hard.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: And then and then I and but then we gave
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: the test to our smartest friend, the guy that we
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: have a friend who's without a doubt. No, I don't
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: think he went to college. I think he graduated high school.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Started like he's just he's a big movie producer and
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: he is the smartest guy we know. Now, why do
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: you say he's smart?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 12: Like what?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: So he doesn't have like some big impressive degree from
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: some next school, Like so what he made? I think
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: like smart streets? Smart's kind of he's the guy that
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: when they when they go to doing uh tenant or
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: in like what's the big Christopher Nolan movies? Oh yeah,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: and they're like, we got to figure out how to
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: make this movie go forward and back, and we need
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: to block off a whole street in Serbia a highway,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: and we gotta figure He's the one that does the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: figuring out of all of the case the smartest guy
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: I've ever met. If you say, like if you said
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: to him, uh, he's bizarre. Like if you go, yeah,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: I gotta fly uh to Mexico and I would I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: would wouldn't mind getting a mid size jetty go, well,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: the Cessna sixty six. He has every he just retains. Yeah,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: it's like Rogan. Rogan retains everything. He got one O
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: eight and and he did the same thing. Leanded he
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: didn't have time.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: For the test. He was like he was like, I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: just keep going, keep going. So if you have like
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: an attention deficit disorder like that, that's not going to
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: help you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: I think the test we took, I should send you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: guys the test. You guys should take it, and then
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: you guys should put the IQs up.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: On the board. Yeah, and play a game and yeah,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: and then and then.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: Whoever gets to lose the whole week of we can't
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: use each other's names and only use each other's stores.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and let me tell you.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you someone's going to be double digits
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: and it'll mess with your head. Yeah, it'll if you
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: if you show up at a ninety two, then you go, wow,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: I'm just about a house cat.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: I have a question for you. How did you do
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: on like standard eyed testing in school?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Like were you good?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I gotta like a I got a thirteen hundred
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: on the essay.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: T Oh wow, so you already knew you were above out.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Here's the deal. I don't I can't do it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 12: You.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: I can do me and you have the same brain. Yeah,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: like we're not well. I don't know about that. You
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: sound just you saying what you got on the SAT. No,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: you're talking about this test. Can you are by far
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: smarter than I am. No, But we can create our
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: own world. Yeah, we think the same. We can create
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: our own world. We can live in our own world.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: I see the world differently than everyone else. I did
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: not do well on tests. I never understood how to study.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Like when they said everyone take notes, I didn't understand
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: how to do that. Like, I didn't under I was like,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: what part of do I write down?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: And I'm not great at retaining knowledge, Like if I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: tell you history facts, you're half of them will be right,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: because I don't because when what I hear what is
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: important to me in the conversation is not the thing
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: that Like, I get really upset when I listen to
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: people on podcasts and they tell you about a book
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: they read, like I can do this because he is
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: my friend. Brian Callen is my friend. I heard him
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: on Rogan and he was talking about this book. I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: couldn't even tell you the name of it. He was
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: right citing the book. And then I thought, I don't
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: want to hear about anyone reciting facts. I want to
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: hear original thoughts, Like I want to hear the guy
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: that goes, uh, you know I brushed my teeth with
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: toothbrush is to kill time, Like I want to hear
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: a crazy original thought and so I but I don't
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: have I don't have time for like like anyone that
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: regurgitates memorizes information.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not that guy.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 13: I like.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: I like I'm successful, but not because I see right.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Well, and that's why you did so well in that test,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: because it wasn't just regurgitating facts.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah it's coming up.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, Like I'm the guy that I'm the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: guy that is a perfect example. When the pandemic hit,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I called my agent March twentieth and I was like, look,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: my special just came out. It's trending number two behind
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Tiger King. This is going to be huge. Everyone's in
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: the pandemic is home and my specials aren't. It's the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: only thing on Netflix for a week. It is going
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: to be human. I'm going to tour and he was like, well,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: this is the country shut down And I said, get
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: drive in movie theaters. And he was like what I said,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: get drive in movie theaters. Let's figure out a way
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: to produce it and drive in movie theaters. We can
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: do stand up on the road, drive it everyone's separated
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: in the car. We'll play the music into the car,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: but we'll do it around the country. There's driving movie
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: theater and he goes, that's not a thing. I go,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: let's make it a thing. And I had to kind
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: of fight with my agent and my manager to do it.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: We did it.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: So we do have the same brain. That's exactly how
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: things work around here. Yeah, we get told no, and
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: I know, well, how can we tell knows my favorite
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: thing in the world. You tell me no, And I go, like,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: when I'll give you another example we I said, this
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: is my brain.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: I go.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: I noticed that I'm watching a lot of hip hop
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: dance videos online. I said, for hoso October one year,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: we should do a hip hop dance video challenge where
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: we all earn a hip hop dance throughout the entire month.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: Then we put them online. We compete to see who
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: as the best hip hop dance video. Rogan's like, that's
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I do it. I renounce a tour behind the hip
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: hop dance video. It sells out. It was so good.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: And by the way, look just I love numbers and
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I know this is gross, but I had a two
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: hundred and fifty thousand dollars marketing budget to support that tour.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: The video costs twelve hundred dollars. Yeah, I saved so
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: like I don't have a great brain, Like I can't
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: like if you go, hey, can you run a McDonald's.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: These are the orders. I'm never gonna remember it, like
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: if you tell me that's why you need one on four?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: One on four seems like she is the greatest is
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: the greatest caregiver for you because you are you really are.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I love you for it, like you're you're an adult child.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: I think you can both of us. She was reading
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: the the I guess we got everyone got the testing testing.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Uh what is it called elections?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: The ballot today? So we do write in ballots.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: And Leanne was reading all of the qualifications for all
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: the governor candidates.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah see, I'm gonna, I'm gonna does not spend one
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: twenty eight looks at pictures?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you if you're first of all, if you're
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: a dude of color, maybe I'll check you out.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: If you're a check I check you out and then
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I vote for the white guy. Berg Kreischer is here
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: way more to get to with Bert. I do want to.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: I do want to defend LeeAnne because man, I watch
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: her in action, like when we are doing business stuff, Like, dude,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: she has so many things going on. She keeps you
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: so organized. I talk to her and she's like, boom
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: boom boom.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: One twenty eight. Tom's probably a one one thirty one
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: forty right. One twenty eight. Came up with the idea
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: for the five K. One twenty eight. That's my idea.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I said to Tom, we should do a five K.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Tom goes, I love it. That's a great idea. I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: don't know how to execute. I said, let me call
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: one O four one four got it done. One O
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: four calls Netflix and it's like, yo, we got this idea.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: Netflix is like, we love it, we'll pay for it.
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  Speaker 5: It's not fun, it's funner.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like one of those incorporated yeah where they
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  Speaker 4: have swingers like you know, like do you know the
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  Speaker 4: one in Florida that they it's uh, there's a one
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's got STDs. Oh oh, someone google is No, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's north of Tampa Village.
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  Speaker 4: I know by the way. I bet I could find
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  Speaker 4: it on my phone. I've googled it before. I looked
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  Speaker 4: at houses there. Why so it is a retirement community
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  Speaker 4: for fifty five and up. One of four is really interested.
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  Speaker 2: In villages st the villages. Yeah, everyone's got golf cars.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone voted for trial So wait, wait, so not literal
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  Speaker 4: like you know, fifty five plus community.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be fifty five to live there. It's not
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  Speaker 2: a it's not a community where you have to have
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  Speaker 2: an STD to live there.
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  Speaker 5: It says, why rumored to have highest.
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  Speaker 2: No, Yes, because all those old people capital Yeah, that dude,
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  Speaker 2: I got Okay, let's put politics side, because I can
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  Speaker 2: talk to anyone. I can be with anyone. You.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care who you are, if you if you're
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  Speaker 4: cool to be around, if you make me giggle, I'm
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  Speaker 4: in exactly, dude. These people I mean from age fifty
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  Speaker 4: five to probably seventy seven, and those are my favorite people.
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  Speaker 2: You hang up to a couple seven seven year olds.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the best.
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  Speaker 4: They every day at sunset, they all put their lawn
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  Speaker 4: chairs in their driveways, pull their golf carts up and
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  Speaker 4: they make like mixed cocktails. Everyone's nice and they just
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  Speaker 4: have drinks and they talk and you can drink and
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  Speaker 4: drive in there. There's no it's an incorporation. Absolute heabit.
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  Speaker 4: I almost finished just now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds so enjoyable. And then and then I
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  Speaker 4: actually was like I wonder dream like I obviously if
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: I got to do some more stuff in life, I
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: need to do like a hit movie. I need one
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  Speaker 4: blockbuster movie and uh and I think comedy wise, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: One blockbuster movie. I would love to start my own
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  Speaker 2: incorporated village. Yeah, like start my own one, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like go Sturt Village.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and just go like hey man, like Burt Florida Commons.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's like legalized marijuana, yeah, right, low grade mushrooms.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would.
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  Speaker 4: I would find and really go hard in the paint
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  Speaker 4: and make every day a party. And because you get
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  Speaker 4: to a certain place in life, I'm there right now.
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  Speaker 4: When my bus Purton down, I said to one of four,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I go, what am I what am
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  Speaker 4: I gonna buy a new tour bus? And she was like,
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  Speaker 4: she was like, I don't know how much long are
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  Speaker 4: you going to be doing this? And it put panic
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  Speaker 4: in my heart. So I started going like, wait now,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: I don't mean this like crappy, but I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be fifty five when I shoot this next special,
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  Speaker 4: So the one after that, I'll be fifty seven. And
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, who wants to hear a fifty seven
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  Speaker 4: year old white man talking like at a certain point,
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  Speaker 4: what's the world going to be? And like it's like,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: I kind of like, you know, I want to.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that. I like my comedy young, and
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: I like I like what I'm doing, and I'm more
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: of a storyteller. I'd have to, you know. But I
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: was like, so then, and and do I need to
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  Speaker 2: chase and be on the road for the rest of
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  Speaker 2: my life until I'm sixty? Do I need it? Or
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  Speaker 2: can I?
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  Speaker 4: Can I pump the brakes and start a retirement community? Yeah,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: we are thinking we all get genital warts. We just
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: rolling golf carts. Golf carts buy in ocean, we go,
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  Speaker 4: we go, because there's parts of this coast.
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  Speaker 2: That's just unused. Yeah, oh yeah, we'll keep everybody updated.
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  Speaker 2: Bert will make sure to keep us. It's like, how
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  Speaker 2: Bert Kreischer all right, have an event? Okay, why because
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass sent this to us yesterday and I'm like this,
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  Speaker 2: something seems pretty scammy about this. Yeah, he got this
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  Speaker 12: So you know.
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  Speaker 2: SeaBASS is cart narks where he goes to the parking
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  Speaker 2: lots and shames people for not putting their cards back
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  Speaker 2: and there's confrontations and all the time. It's a huge
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: thing on emails, on all the socials. Yeah I do that,
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  Speaker 2: I do that, but I don't. I just very aggressively,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this a way for you.
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  Speaker 4: So the you know, the cart Narks thing is big.
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  Speaker 4: So anyway, he got this email and it says high Cartnarks.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Jason, Event manager for Bert Kreischer. We
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  Speaker 2: Jason Hayman is my agent. There's no way, Jason, let's
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  Speaker 2: call Jason. You're out. I'll pull back the no no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: No, Jason Hayman, I'm Jason right now. Jason name was
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: like easy, Burt, I am your agent, but we're working
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: on TV shows. Jason, Amon would never email you. And
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: he's not my event manager. He is my he's my agent.
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  Speaker 2: It is his email Burt Crusher podcast at gmail dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Go down.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, this is not my first rodeo.
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  Speaker 8: I've been getting these for I probably got fifty of these,
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  Speaker 8: and this is the new scam for like middle tier
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: influencers like quote unquote like myself is. They'll they'll do
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: a little bit of research, so like I've gotten this
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  Speaker 8: for the Amy Polar podcast and Joe Rogan podcast and
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: Mark Marin et cetera, et cetera.
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  Speaker 2: And so they get that. Then they funny.
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  Speaker 8: Then they get some of them off for money. They'll
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: say in return for your time, well, here's a three
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars benefit. So it's just a it's another phishing scam.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: It's they want to get my Instagram log in, they
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: want to get my PayPal for whatever, they want to
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: collaborate online.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: So they're trying to steal your information.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, So they'll ask me to like using your
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: name for it, right, just what the Indian scammers do.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Well, they'll give me like here's a zoom link. Can
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  Speaker 2: we can we get on your computer to do some
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: things real quick?
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  Speaker 5: And then you're locked out and they get all your stuff.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Oh can I tell you a crazy one? I just
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: heard this yesterday. I hope this goes through, except it
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: was pretty funny. My Christine is her name, Christine Pierce.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: She's gonna get blown.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: Up, but she does all my podcast booking. And she goes, hey,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: do you want to have bone Thugs in Harmony on?
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: And I was like, son, I go wait, yeah, how
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: did you get bone Thugs in Harmony? She goes someone
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: fish scammed them and said do you want to be
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: on Birth's podcasts? And they sent it to us saying
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: is this real? And then she said no, and they said,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: well we got it. Can we be on Birth's podcast?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that's great, dude, that's insane. People
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: fall for this.
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  Speaker 8: I know celebrities who've fallen for this, like mid tier
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: celebrities who've got like Amy Polar wants you to be
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: on our podcast and then and luckily they didn't get
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 8: you know, their their info stolen, but they they fell
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: for the first few steps of it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done it before, different people who I know
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: personally whose numbers I have, and they start talking to
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: me about this person I go oh, really, let's call
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: them FaceTime on my grider. I did that with Charlotte
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: and the God once. This Carson was like, oh man,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: me and Charloa mack oh really call them?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he picked up Yeah, maybe it's your first name.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, what's up. And I'm like hey, I
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: said I'm here with your boy, and he's like whoa,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: oh okay. So just so we're clear, I am. I
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: don't like confrontations, So if you ever did that with me,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, what's up?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, and then I call you.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I have such conversation when people
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: tell me.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: There's a when I went to Florida State to go
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: to do the Alabama game, there was a girl that
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: came up to me and she goes, you dated my
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: mom in college. I dated two girls in college.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: That's it. Two girls. I've only had sex with six
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: two in college? Is that right? Yeah? Too?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: I mean I only dated two girls. And I was like,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: and I know their names and I know what they're doing.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, that's awesome. She was like,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: you guys like dated like pretty seriously.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, and my.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: Was like, wait, whose daughter is that Kristen's or Alex's
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: And I go, neither, I don't know who that is.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: And he goes, why would you say you dated her mom?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: I go because I don't want her mom to look
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: like a liar. Her mom said that to her.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like her mom probably was like just
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: drunk one night. It was like I dated. Yeah, I
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: had never even cared. I kissed two girls in college,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: that's it. Yeah. I think we talked about it before
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: because you have this reputation of like, you know, partydd Yeah,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: you were the guy, the party.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: Man, the machine. Yeah you know, and uh, yeah I was.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: I said the game that ever say to a woman
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: at a bar in college. She was she I don't
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: want to say her name, shout out to Melanie. She
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: was like, hey, let's go back to your place, and
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 4: don't want to excuse me. She goes, let's go back
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: to your place and I went, I'm going to pass,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: and she went, wait, I'm a sure thing, and I went, yeah,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: I understand that. She was like, well, why won't you
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: won't you go back and don't you want to just
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: have sex?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: And I went no. She goes then what are you
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: doing out tonight? And I said, I'm looking for my
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: forever person. I didn't know you.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, buddy, and they dated and he answ her to
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: marry him.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Wow, but he meant it. I meant it, Yeah, I was.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: I was looking for someone that wanted to If you
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: had said to me at a bar, hey, do you
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: want to just get out of here, go get a
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: pizza and watch Fletch, I'd be.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Like, yes, yes, yes, dude. That's why like people think
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: it's weird, like I've never had a one night stand
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: because I would have felt bad. I would have felt guilty.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: I had one one night stand in my life. She was,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: you feel bad about it afterwards? Like uh? Like in
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: other words like oh, I hope she didn't feel like
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: I let her on or no. I her and her sister.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: Her and her sister came to my there from Liverpool
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: and I'd met them at a bar and they were
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: going to Great Adventures the next day or whatever.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: It's great six Flags and they were.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: They came over. They needed a place to stay and
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: I said, you guys can stay at my place. You
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: can sleep on the couch. They were from Liverpool, both
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: pretty attractive, and she came into my room that night.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: The older one came into my room that night. She
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: was a little older than her sister, and she started
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: making out with me, and then we had sex. And
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: I told her before it started, I go, hey, you
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: don't have to do this to spend the night at
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: my house. You can just sleep at my house. She said, no,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: I wanted to have sex with you. Here's the sidebar
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: to that. She she drank kevasier and smoked cool cigarette.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: So the whole time I had sex with her, I thought,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: this is what was my life, to have sex with
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: tupac and sidebar, sidebart my only one. I said, I'm
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: so much, there's so much on the rabble to unpacked her.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: She was tongue tied.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Do you know what that is?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: No tongue when underneath.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: When the bottom of your tongue is connected to the
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: bottom of your mouth. So she couldn't put her tongue
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: out of her mouth more than that, so I couldn't No, No,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: that never happened. I couldn't kiss. I had to put
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: my tongue into her mouth and her tongue couldn't leave
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: her mouth. So so weird to kiss, And she had this,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: she sounded like I was having sex with the beetles.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: She's like, that is good, lingo ling, and then and
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: then and then one and then we all and then
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: I'd never ridden roller coasters, so we all went, I'm
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: so not a man. We went to I went to
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: Great Adventures with them. The next day. I didn't ride
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: roller coasters. I'm scared roller coasters. By the way, sidebar,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: I end up getting a TV show on for the
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: Concherall I do is ride roller coasters. And then she I,
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: we've changed numbers, and I said, you know, I've never
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: really had like a one night stand, so I'd love
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: to keep in.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: Touch and and and see, I'd love to keep in touch.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: That would have been like, oh no, I would have
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: full intentions of calling, which I'm sure you did.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 18: I called.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: I called one night I was hammering. I called, and
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, how you doing? She goes, we just
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: had a car bombing outside my house. And I was like, well,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: this is more complicated than I need. God, I wonder
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: what happened to her anyway, Yeah, one one night stand,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Bert Kreischer is here the two Bears five k R.
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  Speaker 4: Let me explain to you right now, if you're hearing this,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: why you need to come out next Saturday to do
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: the five k. It is wild achievable. Jelly Roll ran
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: is for and Jelly Roll wiill be back this year.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: I'm announcing it. Jelly Roll said not to say anything.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: I'm announcing it and if he and if he's got
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: a problem with that, he can call me price. That
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: was like because he was been talking about it forever, right, yeah,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: but he was he was out for a second. If
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: Jelly has gotten so famous that like he's gotten not
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: he's got more. He's got the most phones out of
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: all my famous friends. He's got so many phones. I
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: now have his bat phone and so but Jelly's been
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: in and out and they've asked us not to like
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: announce it because he's so big. But I don't care.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: He's my friend and I know that he's running the
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: five k. He will be there, Tommy will be there,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: the Tiffany Hattish will be there. There's a lot of
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: celebrities that are going out. But it's if you're thinking,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: can I run a five k? That's not the point.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: It's a great reason to get out, get a little exercise.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: We have the whole Rose Ball to ourselves. We have
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: activations everywhere, cold plunge, sauna, we have it is a
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: huge party. We have Porosos vodka.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: There will be weed.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: I don't I can't say that that that's been clear
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: by anybody's like. And I am falling off the wagon
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: that day on marijuana. I am smoking marijuana for the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: first time that day.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. I've been sober for almost four months.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: I have had what they call sober fatigue.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: I have done with it.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: I have done with it.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: So I will smoke weed that is greenlit. But it
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: Sign up today and get you and your husband. I
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: say that because I imagine that all their one of
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: fours are gonna sign him. But but get yourselves out
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: on a Saturday. Go out to the Rose Bowl. Do
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: a five k. Challenge yourself, walk, run, jog, break a sweat,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: feel good about yourself. Let this be the change you need.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: Because it happened for Jelly. It was his first five
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: k and look at the journey he's been on.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: It totally changed Polly Shore. He was walking his dog
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 7: and he looks at me and I'm gassed out. I
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 7: can barely run. And he goes It's a real wake
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 7: up call, isn't it. And then that dude that day,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 7: I hate call my doctor and I've lost sixty five
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 7: pounds since that.
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  Speaker 2: Great, thanks man, I'm down fifty. This You can do this.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: Don't be overwhelmed by the idea of a five k.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: It is three point one miles. We're just gonna walk
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: around the golf course and back.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: Into the road. Its race.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: So many people are supportive, and you will and and
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: then the best part is if, especially if you're inactive,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: you're gonna wake up the next day sore, and you're
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: gonna go like, God, I feel good about myself. And
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: then you'll keep doing it, and you'll keep doing it.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: But that's the reason we started, is to keep our
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: fans healthy so that we can keep selling tickets.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: Makes sense.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, go see the guys for yourself. Go see
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: it for yourself. Two bears five k dot com. You
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: can sign up there. It's a it's super easy. I
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: know medicin and I are going to be out there
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: that day and looking forward to you know, this is
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: where the first one was. Yea, So the back to
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: the scene of the crime, you know, and all it's
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: the joke week is wild to have a show that
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: we're doing the store. Yeah, the night before is the
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: night before.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm like, I'm
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 7: going to go to that too, and I'm like, oh,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 7: I'm like, how's burken to do?
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  Speaker 12: That?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: Starts at like four p m.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: Shack once he's so badly He's like, you know, tell
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: people they can roast me. I was like, Mark Norman,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: Samuel Dobby. Yeah, well, Bert Chrischer, dude, love you man,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: I love having you, and I love every opportunity that
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: we ever have and we get to just kind of
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: chop it up and whatever because you're right, like I
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: think we do share. Uh we have. We have so
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: much in common with your dad in Pittsburgh. And he
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: was like, my dad and step mom went to the
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: show and then Bert sent me a picture like, oh
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: he's a big picture back.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: It made their It made their whole week. Guy's a
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: lot like my dad like kind of like they're I
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: think they're blown away. They had a kid that the
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: kid they had did something.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know nobody expected anything.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Can you believe that? I mean he does it all
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Well, love you Matt, and thank you for coming in, Richie.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: We'll see the two Bears five K, Burt Chryser. Everybody
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: all right? Mortal he shows next, hang on the.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 8: Woody shows right after these messages, and of course up before.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: a foot free. Yeah. Are you got paid and putting
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: it in? Now you consider selling other wares, Sammy, No.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: I'm just serious.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Shoe all right. Well, we are moving right along for
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: you today. We've got this week in audio. What do
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: you have for see that best original game How They Ali?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 8: It's where you try to guess how this person hurt
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 8: themselves just by listening to the audio them or they're
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 8: getting hurt there?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: It is all right? How They OUI.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 7: It sounds like they're like falling down a hill or
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 7: something I said, like maybe taking a spill off like
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: a mountain bike.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: You ever see those guys. They're on the mountain bikes
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: and they're riding right along like a ridge line. It's
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: like a steep drop off on either side, and if
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: they fall over, they'll be ok. And they're riding bike
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: on something it looks like two widths of of a bike. Tie.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 10: Have you ever seen the ones where they're on top
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 10: of a skyscraper riding a bike hae.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it sounds like somebody eating it off, like
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: snowboarding or.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say, getting hit by a car going
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: up on.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: The hood, collapsing ladder and a ladder breaking.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 8: And I think Gina is going to be your winner. Yes,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 8: this is a guy getting hit by a car as
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 8: he was trying to copy Menace.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I saw all this video team.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: It was live stream.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 13: He was walking.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 8: He's walking from I think Philly to California. He was
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 8: in Indiana and he's got like a like a little
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 8: you know, push card or something with all his live
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 8: stream gear on it, and he's just you know, on
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 8: this on the shoulder.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Walk and walk and walking right behind him out there.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: He actually minor injuries somehow. What was he?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he got back up.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: What is he doing for him? Bluzzy his name is
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: him Blazze or whatever he called it, the Freedom or
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: truth walk right, It's like Jesus blah.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: Blah blah and Jesus Well he heres from the hospital talking.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 7: Sure, everybody just checking on me. Uh, he's degraded, you good,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 7: just running some tests.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: Right, now you'd be baked live streaming real soon.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 7: But you're going to finish his race. We ain't gonna
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 7: let the double win.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we consider him making jokes, but considering
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: you got smashed by a car and minor injuries, maybe
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: he's gonna something. But maybe he's on something exactly right. Damn.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 7: That was smart to put all his live stream m
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 7: quinn on something that he could push. I added all
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 7: this weight on my body.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: You're like a one man band.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like I had this audience stuff.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 10: I was still throwing a football around with a friend
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 10: and he got hit by a car and he went
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 10: over the hood and he was totally fine too. And
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 10: in a way I was kind of jealous because I thought,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 10: you get to say I was hit by a car
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 10: and gave him credit. Was to be jealous, not jealous,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 10: but the on the street credit.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: They've been shot. I've never been shot. You get to
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: say you got hip by a car. This week?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 8: And audio all right, this this audio is going around
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: this week. But spoiler alert, it's a little older and
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to even say who it's from because
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 8: it's political. But this is a this is an actual
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 8: US Congress House representative actually reading something and listened to
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 8: the verbiage that she uses.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 12: The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked, it
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 12: was used to detain and deport German chapter the Italian
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 12: Immigrants doing World War eleven.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see what she did.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: She probably glanced quickly. I'm guessing just throwing that, she
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: probably just glanced quickly at her notes and just yeah,
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: just was kind of reading along mindlessly and then just
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: just saying just the World War eleven.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 7: It sounded like she really cared what she was reading.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: Just yeah, whatever's in front of me already, And I'm
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: just getting like, you know, if I was ever in
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 4: a situation.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 8: Like that, interesting, how would you do you have this
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 8: animated podcast World War I'm sure crazy clip to be there.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: If you got to know, it's a it's a very famous,
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: uh famous moment from the show.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard it a long time. Okay. Today is
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: also National Sunglasses Day. Modern day sunglasses first appeared in
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: the nineteen thirties. Just before World War eleven. Ray Band
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: produced a product called Aviators eleven.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah it can happen to anybody. Oh yeah, War eleven,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 8: and for whatever reason that clips started going around this.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: One stupid dick. But it is from like a year ago.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: The thing ever said, Ever, it's not concerning it because
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: I was. I was, I was mindlessly reading it. That
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: it sounds dumb. I mean, I thought you care about
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: your job enough. I don't even know if I buy
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: them mindlessly reading it you are in your mind, in
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: your head. No, it's it's like an It's like an
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: Anchorman moment, right. But that's the whole point of that
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: is that he was mindlessly reading and didn't care. I'm
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: very much willing to admit when there's something I don't
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: know or I'm not aware of or whatever, no matter
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: how dumb that makes me. Look look at the d
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: uy Q. This wasn't that. It is dumb. And you
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: hear it and you go, oh god, idiots, there.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 8: This congress person in the same boat. Right this week
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 8: in audio, now time for the what are you original?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Game?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: There you go, babe, why are they crying?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 8: That's where we listened to a young child just screaming
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 8: their heads off, usually over something very stupid, and then
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 8: you get to get us what that thing is.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, buddy, yeah, I didn't get a popsicle.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 5: Sounds like they're getting murdered the Pokemon machine.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 7: Okay, buddy, Yeah, that's okay. They're stuck in.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Something actually locked in a hot car.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 7: I believe the inside a claw machine.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Oh what are you cheating?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 13: No, I'm not.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: That's a good that's it. Madison, Wisconsin. A little boy
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: climbed up in a claw machine.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 7: I would have been side because because those kind of
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 7: videos have been out there for years. But I mean
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 7: I could hear there's like some kind of barrier and
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 7: his little.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Kid and like every year.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 8: I just said, which I wish I thought of that
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 8: when I was a little kid. Yeah, here's them getting
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 8: them out, you.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: Idiot, get a prime grab all the crap in the.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 8: World, stuff your pants or your diaper. Yeah, all right,
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 8: why they crying? Here's a second clip.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, well there's somebody was freaking out right. I hear,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: oh my god, and then they hear the crime. Is
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: there a five? Yeah, the kid's not gonna care about that.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: Kid won't care about that.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 7: But the person sounds very concerned when they're saying, oh
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: my god.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah their hand is trapped in something like.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, I don't think it would be crying
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: because they hurt themselves and then the mom is like,
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: oh my god, like freaking out about the kid hurting themselves.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: That's a tough one. Spilled paint on the siblings or
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: spilled Yeah, the kid wouldn't carpet.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 7: There's a dead animal or something menace.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: You're killing it.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 8: That's not exactly, but it's pretty close. Here's inside a
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 8: dog died. He's inside a disher to tell us why.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 15: Okay, this family is having a relaxing day. Their dog
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 15: Ariel is outside, happily scampering in the garden. Suddenly, the
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 15: peaceful day erupts in chaos. A bobcat seizes the tiny
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 15: Yorky and runs off.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: With her clan in its mouth.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 5: He's gonna throw up.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: That's gonna happen to the baby, coyotes or something. Some
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: parakeet's gonna fly by and pick it up and take
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: it away.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: How did you remember?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 8: How could you prevent your dog getting kidnaped by a
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 8: little cat, a bobcat? Yeah, maybe don't leave it out, sure,
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 8: Or don't have a have a real dog.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: Perhaps you have something that's too heavy for it to
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: pick up. But they're so cute, a little baby.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 8: Well, actually, the Bobcat did drop it because he was
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 8: They chased it down, Wood survived.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: He puts the G in Garcia Soco Sports with Jeff
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Jeff g.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 7: You know I'm not gonna lie this morning.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 19: Would he showed Lakers were sorry af last night and
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 19: I'm still pissed man. Lakers had it all lined up,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 19: Austin Reeves coming back. You're at home, no Kevin Durant
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 19: for Houston, and you laid a freaking egg on your
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 19: home court and lost. So frustrating, man, Lakers were trash
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 19: from three point Land last night, twenty six percent. They
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 19: wasted a decent game from DeAndre Ayton as well. Now
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 19: it's back to Houston on Friday. Lakers are still up
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 19: three to two in the series. All they got to
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 19: do is win one out of the last two games.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 19: But the way they played last night doesn't give me
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 19: a lot of hope.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 19: And you know what, the news wasn't much better for
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 19: our Dodgers yesterday as well. They lost three two to
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 19: the Marlins and they lost the series. Angels also lost
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 19: three two and extra innings to the White Sox yesterday.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 19: Hockey Ducks could close out the Oilers at home tonight, Ducks,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 19: don't be like the Lakers. Okay, handle your business and
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 19: close it out at home tonight. And finally this morning
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 19: what he showed. College quarterback Diego Pavia made history at
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 19: the NFL Draft for being the only Heisman Trophy finalists
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 19: to not get rafted. NFL teams didn't draft him number
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 19: one because he's a short keing and number two character issues,
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 19: and he proved them absolutely right on that footage came
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 19: out yesterday of Diego Pavilla making it rain at a
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 19: tie A strip club just days before the draft.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: There he is.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 19: Luckily though for Pavia, the Ravens did sign him to
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 19: their practice squad.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 7: And where it is he wants to check and all
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 7: one dollar bills.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: I'm Jeff G.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 7: And that's your Sokal Sports by Jeff G.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: The show, and we moved right along continuing in the
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: week in audio, and I know what he's doing for
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: the rest of the year.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 8: He's following a new stand up tour that is being
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 8: announced has been announced, and here is the lady announcing
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 8: it on the view.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm right not surprised, Luisy k He's back right sure,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: rising from the ashes. The difference is Lucy K's really funny. Yeah,
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: Kathy Griffin is well Kathy Griffin, I propriately enough. This
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: one is called new face new tour.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 6: Her phrase, by the way that you know of like
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 6: I could be lying and it could be seven.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 8: She says, I said several facelifts now has Kathy Griffin shocking.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 8: She's so Sexy's the thing is, like when you watch
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 8: Kathy Griffin's like, am I watching her cause she's funnier
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 8: because she's sexy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I like, you know, she's just so
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: hot that I don't even pay attention to what you're saying.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: You know, it's just another person I've never gotten like
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: she here. Here's the thing. Kathy Griffin has gotten more
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: annoying over the years, but she was always annoying me
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: because it's it's too much, too much energy, like too much, like.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 10: It gives me anxiety, Like people like that, you know,
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 10: those people that give me anxiety. I saw her once
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 10: live retibly. She doesn't say anything funny. She just tells
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 10: stories about other people doing funny things.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 5: Well, she does that, and then in the middle she'll go,
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: I love my gaze and.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Gaze well now, but now Greg there's a new layer
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: and now she's super political. And by the way, we
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: get this argument a lot when we start ripping on
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: you know, Trevoroa or Sebastian Maniscalco saying they're not funny.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: They don't say anything funny. It's the way they say things.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: Comedy like anything else is subjective, Like it just happens
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: to be that we take a you know, a poll
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: of the people here in this room, like it's just
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: not really for any of.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 10: Us, is subjective. I completely agree, it's just but other people,
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 10: but other people are. But what you have proven in
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 10: this room is that you can scientifically prove that some
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 10: people are not funny. They're using Polis myself, who used
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 10: to think Sebastian Maniscalco is funny. You can basically argue
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 10: via I don't know what you would call it, logic analysis.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 10: There are no punchlines, yes, and I used to think
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 10: there were.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: Because he's making any voices and doing the right.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: Part of it's the material. Maybe part of it's like
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: the Sebastian man scalcut thing. He grew up in an
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 4: Italian family and maybe like that's just kind of that
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: whole thing speaks to you the same way like Joe
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 4: Coy with his family stuff talking about like so if
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 4: you're Filipino and right, other think that speaks to you
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 4: maybe more than somebody else.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: It's all subjective. It's then, and that is a fair point.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: That said, she's not funny getting neither a Sebastian man's
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: and that's a fact.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 8: A totally unrelated clip, somebody got real close up close
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 8: audio of their little kid getting sprayed by crap by hippopotamus.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 5: Oh sweet.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 8: This was at a it's a zoo where they they
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 8: didn't have like a plastic barrier, but there's this metal wire.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: And it's an interactive experience. Yeah. So the hippo and
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: it's weird.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't realize this hippo is kind of pee backward
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 8: like their their nozzles shoots out the bag of the
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 8: chicks and they do this thing where they don't they
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 8: don't helicopter their tail, but as they poop, they winch
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 8: real fast.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: I've seen they spin it around, right, So.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so it was not around, it's back and forth,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 8: so it sprints flies the poop. Yeah, and this is
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 8: the hippo doing this to this little kid that was
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 8: too close.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 7: He's right there.
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  Speaker 17: Oh he's peeing back up though, Why do they have
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 17: him that close if he can do Okay, it's a
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 17: muck splatter zone.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: Splatter hot. Yeah, so the tail's going back and forth.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's spring.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, and it's something I never even thought about
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: or realized until I just read fun fact about those
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: old warplanes. Because they have the propellers on the front
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: of them, right, and they had the guns mounted on
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: the front of the plane. The guns weren't shooting like
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: around the propeller. They had it timed out. They had
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: a system timed out so when the gun would fire,
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 2: it would fire the bullets in the how fast the
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: propeller spins, the bullets would go through the propeller without
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: hitting the propeller.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: I never first again, never thought about it, But then
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: when you hear it, it's like.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 5: The craziest game of double Dutch ever.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: So they had it.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: They had it.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: They had it timed out so when the prop would spin,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: it would then trigger the gun to shoot at a
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 4: particular time so that when the bullet or the round
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: would come out, it wouldn't hit the propeller.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, right, crazy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, they were doing about twelve hundred r p m
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 8: twenty revolutions second obviously.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: That's mind blowing. Yeah, yeah, do you trust it like
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: you're the pilot and that was the old yeah engineer,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: they didn't have computer. Wow, so synchronized by a gear
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: linking the gun, the propeller does the prom spins, it
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: would get yeah crazy. I feel like my whole life
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: has been a lie. Right, that's crazy.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 8: Anyway, this week and audio speaking of lies, your boy
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 8: ray J Menace, he was he was my boy, Cam
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 8: he was dying.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's gonna do something else.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: He there's a party of two ray J and Cam Newton.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: I love Cam Newton's podcast. There's so many clips that
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: come out of it.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 8: Well he does talk to morons like ray J. Who
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 8: But now ray J is claiming he's got some insane
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 8: sex number and here he is breaking it down a
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 8: little bit.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: It's at like twelve five. Now you're forty five.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: No, okay, I can only a thousand more, bitches.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 7: I can't do anymore.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: I understand the math and a scale.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's sleeping with a little over one and a
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: half woman a day.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: For thirty years.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the math is different because when we're on tour,
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: we're thinking five to ten a day.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: A day a day, so you're scaling it. No, no way,
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: no dog, no ray J. You know he's on tour
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: and everybody's tour dates.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 7: Then again, the number still has to be insanely.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: High, right, so no one's saying that. No one's buying,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: no drid.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know why these guys overshoot because they don't
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 7: understand math.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Raj is not a math.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 7: We're not denying. You probably have a crazy high number,
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 7: like why overshoot?
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 10: But even if you're young, viril, you know, horning constantly.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 10: Hey you just heart to refract.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: But you just heard it. There's last call for you bitches.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: Only a thousand left. J is dying right minutes.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 7: That's right, that's what he said.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 8: Well that J says, no, no, no, no, I've got
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 8: my math correct. And in fact, I even know some
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 8: ladies that with higher number than I do.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: From my homegirls. They forty five thousand a year. Now
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: that I believe. Let me tell you why. That's let
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: me tell you because what counts is like the thing
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: about the chick who set the record. Bonnie Blue's physically
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: possible because there's just a line of dudes. They come in,
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: they you know whatever, dip their wick and then they
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: move on that count. There's one two ding, number three ding.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: So I guess that would be the question. Like for
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: these dudes who claim these crazy numbers. Like a guy,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: I think when he talks about I had sex with somebody,
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: that is too completion. Yeah, whereas these girls for the
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: Bonnie Blue type stuff in and out. Yeah, correct, it's
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: not too completion as much as it is like she
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: had technically she had intercourse.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 5: The death counts intercourse.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ball touches the plane the goal line, the
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: counts as a touchdown and goes past the line. Correct,
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: like that that's the way the counts.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 5: No, that makes sense.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but even with that, that means that she would
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 9: be having sex with multiple guys at one time. Well,
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 9: she'd be so for this to be true for ray J,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 9: he would also be have to be having sex with
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 9: multiple girls at the same time. And I mean I
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 9: would say that insertion means you had sex with someone. Okay,
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 9: let's say he could be let's say completing.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: Let's say it's a double penetration situation plus a mouth party.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: Does that woman get to count three?
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: Not three?
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: Two two?
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: Of co two two. We're trying to figure out the math.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: The mat we're trying to math.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: Here to my homegirls, they forty five thousand a year. Bro,
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not capping some of your homegirls. Yeah, forty five thousand.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: It's only three hundred and sixty five days in a year.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: What kind of bender they got to go on.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: To make that math makes sense? Brothels and stuff like
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: that actually marled, you know, yes, yeah, I understand numbers? Whatsoever?
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: That would be like on hundred twenty five a day? Right?
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: Ray J confirmed dying and.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 10: Stupid that's per day while doing nothing else this week
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 10: and audioce.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 8: Speaking of stupid, we have some follow upnews dot com
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 8: here because we all heard about the Carnival cruise woman
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 8: who was served fifteen shots of vodka and then got
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 8: three hundred thousand dollars yep, yeah, apparently allegedly purportedly falling
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 8: down some stairs inside. Addition, got their hands on her.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 8: Why she agreed to do an interview? I don't know,
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 8: She's probably dumb, but here she is they got Yeah,
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 8: she got there you got some of the body cam
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 8: from her encounter.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 7: Bodycam video shows her being escorted by ship security back
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 7: to her state room, where she drunkenly confronted her two shipmates.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: If you were my friend for thirty years, if you
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: were my friend through very sure? What God the lasted blasted?
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 8: But here's her thing is she claims that she fell
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 8: down some stairs. Carnival can't find any footage of that.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: They don't. They don't believe it has happened, and there
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: was cameras all over the ship wasted.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 4: What does she know?
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 8: She says, there's like thirty minutes of missing footage or whatever.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 8: You probably passed out on a stairwells.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she doesn't know.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: Here now I will give inside edition this. They do
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: ask the obvious question, why should you get three hundred
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars for getting so drunk?
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 5: I can take a call ability from day one.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: That is not what this was about.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: If it was just that I over consumed.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: Or was overserved and I fell, I would have left
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: it there.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 4: I wanted to see the tapes.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: I wanted to know what happened to me.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 5: What well you can politely ask, I got wasted? Can
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 5: I see what happened to me? You're not going to
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 5: sue over it?
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 8: Right, And they've given her all the tapes they had,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 8: but again she has she does the thing that every
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 8: drunk girl I've ever known has bruises on her legs,
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 8: like I don't.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's true. We do one bruise all time.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: They can't explain it. Well she had that. She said,
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: I fell down some stairs and well you might training
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: and stuff. Do you have it? Do you have a bruise? Yeah,
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: my shoulder.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 5: I have a giant one on your leg.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: I'm just like.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: The pants on is like taking the pants geez, take
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: it easy. I'm doing her. What is that to do
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: with bruise?
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  Speaker 8: This is why, this is why you ask why they sue,
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 8: because every once in a while you find a real
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 8: stupid jury and there are three hundred grand and and
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 8: that's what they count on.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: They count on that, they count on the jury because
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 2: the there's a lot of these cases where you just
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: need one, you know, one or two people to you know,
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: go along with your side, which is.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 5: Why if you lose, you should have to cover everybody's court.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: Come exactly right. The show The Week in Audio Sea
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: Bass has a couple more eclips here for us, Greg,
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do a little babe or ill it? This
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: is where Greg here's some clips and tells us is
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: this an all babe moment? Or is it? In his eyes?
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 8: This is a mom who took what looks like about
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 8: a two year old boy and she couldn't or didn't
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 8: want to or whatever. It couldn't afford tickets to a
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 8: real MLB game, so she took him to a minor
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 8: league games and pretended like it was the Dodgers.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 2: Serious.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 9: Imade a gaslight my toddler that we're at a Dodgers game,
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 9: even though we're actually at a minor league game the Dodgers.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 11: We got all dressed up in our Dodgers' gear and
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 11: we just kept cheering for the Dodgers the whole night
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 11: and couldn't tell you what teams are actually gave it.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 8: Now, that's if the kid doesn't know, right, that's not
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 8: a guest lighting is though, that's just lying because the
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 8: kid is You could be at a T ball game.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: You could. The kid wouldn't know.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 8: Now, Greg, guess what happened The Dodgers saw the video
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 8: because she's trying to be a mom influencer by posting
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 8: her stupid little mom things on him.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: They're going to hook her up, and they sure as
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: hell did right here.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 9: For those of you who've been following along with this journey,
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 9: the Dodgers did invite us to a game and we had.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 2: So much fun.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 4: We of course got all dressed up in our Dodger's
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: outfits again, and then we did not have run down
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: to the field fast enough.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: It was so hard to keep him behind this rope.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 9: All he wanted to do was play catch with all
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 9: the players, and then we actually got to meet a player.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: This is him meeting Alex Call.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 15: He signed Louis's ball and he was really sweet.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 8: So Greg a babe or I roll the mom who's
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 8: trying to be a social media lady doing her little
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 8: mom trick and getting rewarded for doing her mom.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: So we're guessing on the payoff for the Dodgers thing
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: or the original idea. The whole, the whole, The whole
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: came together as a whole. If it was like broken up,
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: I would think like the first part would be a babe,
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 2: but all if you wrap it up all together, it's
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: going to be an eye roll.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, master playing.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think that beginning was a pretty
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 5: clever idea and good for a toddler. I don't really
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 5: care what happens for her later. I'm gonna say. Greg's
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 5: gonna say, ah, babe, but.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 8: Why is she videoing every day she does in her
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 8: life and she's clearly trying to be an influencer, which
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 8: is paying off.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 5: You're trying to sway, Yeah, that's what you're doing.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to say, all right, menace irol, irol, Sammy, I'm.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 9: Gonna say irol, because they brought this kid down for
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 9: the Dodgers game and to meet the players and all
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 9: this stuff, after already proving that he has no clue
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 9: what's going on.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 20: So what is the point either, she just likes the
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 20: outfit alright, So, Greg Gory, it's actually a pre i roll.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: I guess the payoff was going to be like, oh,
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: guess what, the Dodgers invited us because that's what they
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: always wanting.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 10: Super calculated from the get go, and it was opportunistic.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 10: It's phony.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: Again, she doesn't know what gaslighting means. Just lying to
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: the kid. You're not trying to trick. It's use to
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: use it for stuff.
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 10: Samon is a great point to the kid didn't even know.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 10: He wasn't at a Dodger's game. I wasn't getting to
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 10: know who he's meeting.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 2: He didn't know the whole thing.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 7: They got awesome video and photos for the gram though,
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 7: that's what she wants.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 4: Way to go, Yeah mega ee you kid see mass
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 4: this weekend audio Speaking of people doing anything for social media,
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 4: Shannon Elizabeth you know her.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: She is now confirming that she made her first I
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 2: think week on only fans want one point two million dollars.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah now here she is though, telling Entertainment Tonight why
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: she did it.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 17: My manager said, you've now made more than American Pie,
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 17: Scary Movie Love actually all of them combined. So for me,
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 17: it was just all about like sharing and connecting with
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 17: the fans totally.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. So if one point two million dollars is more
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 2: than you made over all the other things you've done
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 2: in your career. Number one, how do you afford a manager?
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 2: Number two? Like, there is no connection what fans? Connection
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: with the fans? Well, because they can you know, they
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: can send you little chats and you can talk to them.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 7: Well, you just listed that how you made all this money.
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 7: But then it's like, no, it's.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: All about the connection. Okay with that money.
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 8: Sure, well here's the thing is, by the way, entertainment tonight,
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 8: if you could, you couldn't ask for a more softball
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 8: interview because this is this is their follow up to that.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 18: A lot of people think that Only Fans is pretty
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 18: edgy and it can feature racy content, But for you,
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 18: it sounds like the goal here is just to really
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 18: connect with your fans a unique way.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 2: So no, bitch, you can do that on YouTube. You Yeah,
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: you can go to Farmers only and.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 5: Connect with people on Instagram. What do you come back?
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 10: What do you always say when you die? You want
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 10: to come back as one of your kids. I want
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 10: to come back as a good looking woman.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, god, well easy.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 5: Jane Elizabeth was probably the hottest person in the world
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 5: in nineteen ninety nine.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah sure, yeah, people throw money at you.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 18: Is just to really connect with your fans in a
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 18: unique way.
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 4: So how are you doing that?
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 2: And for me, I'm still kind of exploring. It's really
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: new for me.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 17: So I'm exploring like what I'm sharing, how I'm.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 2: Sharing it, I'm learning, I'm exploring all my holes in
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: front of a camera. Well, here's the twist. Hearing my food.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: Here's the twist.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 8: Her photos on OnlyFans are just like lingerie sexy shots,
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 8: the same scheff she was doing on in Maxim maganazine
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 8: twenty five years ago.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: Really, but she's doing them, you know. But now she's
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: chatting with fans too. I was wondering, we were wondering,
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: what what is what to make a million bucks? What
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: are you doing? That was a one and done for
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: the customers?
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 3: Then right, they.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 5: Checked it out, well, she said, but then one part
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 5: she's like, I don't know where this will go. I
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 5: guess we'll find out together.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, we know, because they're starting with Maybe that's the idea,
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: is that you start with just the laundry stuff, and
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: then because they ain't got a wrap, if you just
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: start immediately like out of the gate like the really
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: hardcore stuff, where do you Yeah, where do you go
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: from here? Yeah? That's the gateway? All right? Well, good
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: for her, dude, a million bucks in one week?
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, not bad?
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: Not bad?
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 3: Is there?
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: You're like a star of the nineties. The manager's got
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: to be loving it. Yeah, no, kidd eight seven seven
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 2: forty four. So it's a text over to two to
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. Thank you Sea Bass.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 10: At this point, why don't we just all liquidate our
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 10: bank account and take the money and put it in
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 10: the fire.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 2: I'm looking for real answers. No Woody show all right,
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: so uh throwback Thursday of course the time of the show.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: But we welcome into the studio. He is the pride
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: of Pacoima. He is the senior vice president and managing
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: partner of Club Turn Up, Ladies and Gentlemen. I give
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 2: you DJ Tim Martine. Buddy, what's up?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 12: Hey?
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: I got a couple of things I want to ask
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: you about. Yes, ask I'll get the easy one out
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: of the way. How do people in Percoma feel about
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 2: Whiteman Airport? Are they trying to get a shut down?
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: Are you signing the petitions to shut it down?
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 12: No?
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, okay, I want to keep it.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 2: They always hate on.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 21: It's been a staple man. White Man's been around for Yeah. Wait,
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 21: come on, you have probably film I have? Yeah, yeah,
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 21: I mean it's super.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: Super tiny, right, it's really tiny. Yeah?
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 5: Wait, wrong with it?
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with it?
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 7: It's just like in the neighborhood. It's like surrounded by
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 7: so much stuff. Like it's pretty narrow, right, I mean.
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 4: It's one runway in a Yeah, that's it because like
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 4: I drive by it all the time when I'm going
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 4: to the costco and the low's over there, and it's great.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 2: For flight training, it's great for general aviation. I think
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: it's good.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 4: Toad.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 2: He's a little airport. So people like bitch about living
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 2: next to an airport. Here's an idea, don't buy a house.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe the amazing reasoning, but also like maybe the
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 4: reason that you were able to get that house and
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 4: the price was right was because it was close to
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 4: a freeway or an airport or things like that.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: So they suck it up. That was one question I
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 2: had for it. I was never quite sure how you
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: felt about that. And then number two, Uh, how do
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 2: you feel? And I know I'm going to preface this
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: with I am a Dodger fan. I know you are
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: a super Dodger fan. Yeah, I want to know your
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 2: thoughts on Dalton Rushing. Okay, well, this guy is a
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: total douche. You did text me about him. I mean,
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: here's the thing, but we didn't talk about like how
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: you felt about Like are you going to Homer for
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: him here or can you sit here and admit to
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: me that you'll root for him obviously because he's on
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: the team. I'll give you another. I hate Aaron Rodgers.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: I hate him. I've always hated him. He's the quarterback
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: of the Steelers, which is my team, so therefore I
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 2: root for him because he's the quarterback of the team.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 2: The same way that you know, you may not be
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: a fan of whoever's in office as president, but you
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: root for them to succeed because you want the countries
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 2: to succeed. So I'm putting that with him. But is
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: he a douchebag? Are you in favor of his antics?
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 2: I think he's too new.
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 21: To have the antics that are coming from him.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: Does that make sense? Yeah, Like he hasn't he has.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 2: He hasn't proved himself to be that guy. R Okay,
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 2: But like like they were talking about, like they're kind
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 2: of comparing him to Kelly really yeah, Like I kind
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: of like that same kind of Joe Kelly. Yeah, I mean,
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 2: like the attitude he's kind of asist.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 21: He should not, right, Like Joe Kelly has been battle tested,
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 21: Dalton Rushing has not been battle testing. But again, to
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 21: your point, I will root for him until I don't
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 21: need to root for him.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: You know, like whenever there's a there's a problem personality
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: on a team that I root for, I always root for.
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: They always talk about like guys who go to prison. Well,
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: let the general let the general population take care of
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: this person straighten him out. Like I hope the locker
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 2: room kind of gets him under control and doesn't what's
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 2: the word I'm looking for great? No, like like hype
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 2: it up or like promoted or yeah, I mean I
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: here's what I hope.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 21: I hope Will Smith takes him under his wing and
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 21: teaches him the way the actor.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: No, did you just say the actor Will Smith? The
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: actor Will Smith? The actor. If you're not familiar adult
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 2: rushing plays for the for the Dodgers, there's all go
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: to Instagram and type in Dalton's rushing. Yeah, he's a
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: because there was a there was a player that got
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: hurt and he's on the ground. He's like he's walking away.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: He's just like he's a real like you know, dumb
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: jock Doucher. Yeah, you know who if I had to
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 2: try to describe it to you.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 21: The other one that pisses me off, is because I
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 21: used to I was a fan of him. I mean,
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 21: he's not even a Dodger. Was uh pa from the Cubs.
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 21: Guys born and raised in Los Angeles, went to Harvard
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 21: Westley High School, Huge stud stud stud stud. Then he
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 21: goes to the Cubs and then starts talking smack about
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 21: Dodger fans. You dude, let me catch She's like pandering,
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 21: let me catch you in a dark alley homes.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 10: I thought Dion Sanders ruled when he was a Niner.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 10: Then he went to the Cowboys, and I thought, what
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 10: a showman because he.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that way the Niners. Well, no, he totally wash.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: That's my point you were blind to. I loved it
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 2: when he was on the night.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 5: My husband Andy hate had Luka doncic hate it m
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 5: And now he's like, you know what, I like that guy.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: Don't get good. Yeah, I know it works the opposite
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 2: to go the other way.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a Commentmart, you smell really good.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 5: We're we're back to the We're back to the smell projectifying.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 2: Which parking lot did you buy that scent from? Dude,
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 2: I just got it from the guy on the corner.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 5: I keep like grabbing his arm.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 4: And by the way, they still do that. Are there's
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 4: still people in the parking lots, like selling colognes and perfumes.
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 4: I see the people selling the strawberries and stuff I do.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 7: Go outside, I see people going to go outside the
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 7: target in It's like it's a straight up swap meet,
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 7: an outdoor swap meet on the on the sidewalk outside
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 7: I've been.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, that's usually where I get approached about buying
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 2: like some type of produce, whether the orange, strawberries anything. Dude, guys,
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 2: if I needed a pallet of strawberries, I know exactly. Yeah,
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: because you're not buying like that, then't thing you could
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 2: get a.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 21: Ralph so that a let me ask you have you
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 21: actually pulled over and said, yes, I will buy from.
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 2: You, uh from the fruit stands I have, but not like.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 5: The dude's selling an individual thing of berries.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 2: No, because this guy has like a hand truck and
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 2: he's got the palate of strawberries. He's just going to
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 2: a car car in the parking I just can't eat them.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 2: I can't And I'm not there for strawberries. Usually I'm
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: there for Today's not strawberry I would. I would, I
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 2: would clearly, I would absolutely buy Okay, yeah for sure,
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: And this is why I love you. Yeah you're not
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 2: You're not better than anything. No, well, no, I am.
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: There's certain things. I'm certain.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 4: I think anybody that says like, oh I'm not better
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 4: than anything or anyone, you're lying.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely know that. Yeah, you're extra cocky. Give me,
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 2: give me like five seconds. I can point to a couple,
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: a couple of examples. Yea, point out some hotels. I'm
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 2: a hotel. No, yeah, yeah, that's not all right. So
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: it is thrown Back Thursday, and back in the day,
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: DJ Tim Martinez was DJing out in these clubs. He
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: was out in these streets and making the people shake
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 2: their booties. And so we put them in charge of
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 2: picking the song that we were up in the club
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: with each and every week here on this throwback Thursday.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 2: And what you got for is this week, Tim, we're.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 21: Going nineteen eighty five Lisa, Lisa and Cold Jam.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: Can you feel the beat? All right? Here we go
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: up in the club. It was the first time for
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 2: Sammy there. I just had a song, do you know, Lisa,
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 2: Lisa and Cold Jam.
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 6: I've only ever heard of Lisa Lisa from in this Room?
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 2: Wow, So like this song comes on, you're not familiar
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 2: to remember this song? That good yes hit the being
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 2: now lost in Emusha. If you don't know it already,
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: you're not gonna know it. Is there like a chorus.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: You sound like a hate mass bitch right now, that's crazy,
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: tim Right, that's not that's a that's a wild work.
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 2: Get out of this room. Yeah. Wait, there's so many
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 2: more Lisa Lisa, Yeah there are There's so many more.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 7: No, No, I don't know that.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 9: This is WoT you would have known in the free
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 9: freewhere you stick to my gus.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for them may getting my dreams.
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 3: Heavy yet me?
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 2: Oh big, just tell you.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: You so your fami emotion.
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 2: Damn it? That song is great by Sammy.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 5: We mean, look at us confused.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 2: Especially to stop the music on the song.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 20: I don't know.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 2: I really don't know what to do? All right? How
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 2: about this one's on super Banger? I just getting give
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 2: it sounds yeah.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 16: Now days.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 3: On my way home.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah bangers.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 2: This sounds like things like brown people listen to this
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: is in back Street Boys or l.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 7: Four chance to this a cheer.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: Cheer it, I'll cried out, Oh my god, Oh she
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: has to know the other she's not going to know this.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, great dance.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 2: To be fair, I've always not liked this song. I
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: don't want to say.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 12: You know what.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 2: Two things. It sounds like high school talent show. Yes, okay.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 2: It also sounds like it's like a like a soundtrack
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 2: into like a like a musical. It sounds like grease.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 2: But also think about the girl that you're slow down
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 21: Then you're not even you're not even moving you just
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 21: the hands are around and you're not even doing anything.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: This is all you're doing.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 7: You're just swaying.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, rock your friends, you do the hugging rock Sammy?
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 7: Can I have this dance?
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: Not up to what you just said?
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 5: Keep the hands by the way, yes, call h R Yeah,
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 5: never mind, sorry.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, here's them comes, here comes the hook.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 2: Just don't give me the a. That one sounds like
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: you walked into some chicks singing in the laundry room.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: She's got her air pods in. She can't she can't tell,
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 2: And that's it sounds you're right.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 5: The video is right though.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm a Lisa, Lisa Fan. I know it's
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 4: just that one song one, so give you that one.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 2: DJ Tim Martinez. Wait, today was so fun, right, I
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 2: love that. It's always fun. It is those other day.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 2: We'll catch you next week.
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 3: Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 2: And that's gonna do it for this throwback Thursday.
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 3: YoY, it's on the wrap up.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 2: I'll make it quick. First and foremost thanks to our
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 2: friend Bert Chryscher. Go see Bert and Tom Segura. They
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: are holding their third annual Two Bears five K run
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 2: at the Rose Bowl. That's a next Saturday, the ninth.
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale now Two Bears five k dot com.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 2: Also check out his series Free Bird. It's a great show.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 2: It's good that is on Netflix. And congrats again to Bert.
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 2: I'm getting picked up on a second season. He's got
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 2: a lot coming up. May twenty second, it'll be an
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 2: Indio at Fantasy Resort Casino. May twenty third, he'll be
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: at Funner California, Haras Sorry hurrahs Harah Resort, So Cal
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: and a bunch of other dates to go to Bert
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 2: Bertbert dot com for all the information.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 4: We are back tomorrow. Tomorrow is Friday showing up on Friday, duyq.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 4: We got your Friday fail stories.
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 2: That and more tomorrow as we do whatever we can
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  Speaker 2: to get through the morning and into the weekend as
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  Speaker 2: quickly as possible Friday here on the Woody Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: anything got for us In the meantime, you can leave
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  Speaker 2: on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: forty four Woodie findest. Follow us on social media at
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, if you're all down on yourself because you've gained
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  Speaker 10: weight and your pants are getting tighter, keep your chins up.
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  Speaker 2: Gets on it good. Remember that Crossroads came in from
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  Speaker 2: that email. I forget the name already. Yeah, I've already
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  Speaker 2: erased that person from my mind. All fat phobic trends
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  Speaker 2: for the show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank
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  Speaker 4: you so much for giving the Woodies Show some of
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  Speaker 4: your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love and
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  Speaker 4: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
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  Speaker 4: suck it. We'll catch you back here on Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day. S M D double M. I
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  Speaker 2: quit this bitch