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Pop Culture Minisode (S4 E2 "The Lorelais' First Day at Yale”) · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

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  Speaker 1: I am all in. I am all in with Scott
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  Speaker 1: Patterson and I heart radio podcast Everybody. Scott Patterson, the
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  Speaker 1: pod Father coming to you with another pop culture episode.
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  Speaker 1: You will not stop me. I will. I have dubbed
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  Speaker 1: myself the pod Father. Um uh. Pop Culture four, Season four,
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  Speaker 1: Episode two, The Laurelize first day at Yale. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: rocket and good. This is juicy. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: good ones and I'm joined by my intrepid crew yet again,
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  Speaker 1: Amy Sugarman, Tara sud Daniel Romo, fresh out of the
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  Speaker 1: desert after five days of walking and thank you. Um.
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  Speaker 1: Laureline is trying to a candid photo of Rory before
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  Speaker 1: they leave for Yale. Rory, you're having serious any Leibowitz
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  Speaker 1: delutions here and is a famous photographer known for her
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  Speaker 1: work in Vogue. Lebitz is polaroid photo of John Lennon
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  Speaker 1: and Yoko Ono, taken five hours before Lennon's murder, is
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  Speaker 1: considered one of Rolling Stone Magazine's most famous cover photographs.
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  Speaker 1: Larelai is showing Rory how she should walk for her
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  Speaker 1: candid photo. Rory, you look like Alfalfa coming to pick
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  Speaker 1: up Darla Alfalfa, darl Are characters in the film Little Rascals,
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  Speaker 1: based on the TV series from What the nineteen twenties
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  Speaker 1: or the um The movie is about a group of
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  Speaker 1: young boys that start the he Man Woman Hating Club.
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  Speaker 1: Alfalfa is a member of the club, had a crush
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  Speaker 1: on Darla, and when the boys find out, Uh, they
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  Speaker 1: try to sabotage Alfalfa's relationship with Darla. No, alright, still
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  Speaker 1: trying to get the candid photo of Rory Laurela. I'll
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  Speaker 1: put it on the computer and then superimpose an important
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  Speaker 1: person standing next to you seeing you off, like Kissinger
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  Speaker 1: or Lady Burr Johnson or Pat Summer, Rory Pat Summer All, Laureli.
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  Speaker 1: You think somebody better? Rory Orson Welles Uh, George Allen.
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  Speaker 1: Pat Summer All was an American football player and television
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  Speaker 1: sportscaster for who worked for CBS, FOX and ESPN. In
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  Speaker 1: addition to football, he announced major golf and tennis events.
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  Speaker 1: Some are all announced sixteen Super Bowls on network television,
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  Speaker 1: twenty six Masters tournaments, and twenty one US opens. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I knew the name, but I don't know that I
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  Speaker 1: know exactly who Pat Summer. You would you would recognize it?
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  Speaker 1: If yeah, um. Pat summer All died in two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and thirteen, and this episode came out in two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and three, so Pat was very much alive at the
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  Speaker 1: time of Rory and Laura, and Rory arguing if he
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  Speaker 1: died or not, he doesn't look familiar to me at
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  Speaker 1: sorry yeah uh. George Orson Wells was an American director, actor, screenwriter,
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  Speaker 1: and producer who is remembered for his innovative work in radio, theater,
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  Speaker 1: and film. He has considered to be among the greatest
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  Speaker 1: and most influential filmmakers of all time. Uh, and some
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  Speaker 1: of his top movies are Citizen k Chimes at Midnight,
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  Speaker 1: Touch of Evil, Uh, ironically to Hear of My Birth.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys think that Pat summer All. Don't answer Scott,
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  Speaker 1: is that Pat summer All, or Orson Wells. That's not
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  Speaker 1: Pat right, I'm trying to think. I feel like Pat
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  Speaker 1: summer All hosted something that I watched. I can't figure
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  Speaker 1: out what it is. I think if you would have
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  Speaker 1: held that up to me and said, is that Pat
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  Speaker 1: summer All, I would have been like, maybe I did not?
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  Speaker 1: Was I Was I right or wrong? That's Orson Wells. Oh, Okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: also the magnificent Emberson. Also, if you want a good laugh, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to look up on YouTube Orson Wells doing
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  Speaker 1: a commercial for a wine company. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: not Mogen David or something, but he was drunk off
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  Speaker 1: his hini doing it and they just kept doing take
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  Speaker 1: after take after take. So if if if you want to,
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  Speaker 1: if you need a good laugh, just google that anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Luke telling the lawyer who came to discuss his divorce
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  Speaker 1: papers who his legal representation is in the diner, Luke,
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  Speaker 1: his name is Don Dewey. He is from the firm
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  Speaker 1: Dewey Cheatahman. Common. A common theme in lawyer jokes is
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  Speaker 1: to present a lawyer or a law firm, particularly in
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  Speaker 1: parody settings, with a gag name, such as the commonly
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  Speaker 1: used Dewey Cheataman how Uh. The gag name pokes fun
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  Speaker 1: at the perceived propensity of legal professionals to take advantage
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  Speaker 1: of their clients the name of the firm, and this
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  Speaker 1: example is a punt on a phrase is such as
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  Speaker 1: do we cheat him? And how yeah? Because if you didn't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have anything left? Um the empty tank on
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  Speaker 1: that one. Meeting Rory's sweet mate Hanna and Laurela, I
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  Speaker 1: asked how old she is? Now we're Yale in Rory's
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  Speaker 1: dorm room. Rory sixteen, tonna oh. On Tuesday, Rory Happy Birthday. Doogie. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Laurela is referencing Doody Hauser, who possesses a genius intellect
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  Speaker 1: and a photographic memory. He earned a perfect score in
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  Speaker 1: the s A t at the age of six. Neil
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Harris is Doogie. Did you guys ever watched I did? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it. Not like regular it was definitely reruns,
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  Speaker 1: but I've seen it. Uh. He completed high school in
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  Speaker 1: nine weeks, graduated from Princeton University at the age of ten,
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  Speaker 1: and finished medical school four years later. At age fourteen,
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  Speaker 1: Hawser was the youngest licensed doctor in the country. My
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  Speaker 1: question is, if he was such a genius, whyted it
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  Speaker 1: take him four years to finish medical school. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but Doogie howser rocks because they didn't want to They
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to hire an eleven year old to do
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  Speaker 1: all the dialog. They Neil Patrick Harrison uncoupled. It's pretty good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Harris is like a great example of a child star
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  Speaker 1: who's really gone on and continued to thrive and had
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  Speaker 1: like a whole resurgence. Go Neil Patrick Harris I life
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  Speaker 1: coached him for a little while. Laura defending Luke to
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  Speaker 1: Nicole's lawyer, saying he wants nothing from Nicole. This is
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  Speaker 1: in Luke's downer, Laurel, I could show you his place upstairs.
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  Speaker 1: You half expect how are you Christmas? To jump out
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  Speaker 1: of the bathroom banging tambourines. Harry Krishna is a mystical
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  Speaker 1: sect of Hinduism. It is usually classified as a monotheistic
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  Speaker 1: form of Hinduism, since Harry Krishna's believe that all deities
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  Speaker 1: are simply various manifestations of the one god, Vishnu or Krishna.
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  Speaker 1: Harry Krishna has often used chance and mantras while playing
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  Speaker 1: tambourines to bring happiness to the soul. Laurel I is
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  Speaker 1: referring to Luke not being like a Harry Krishna, not
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  Speaker 1: being loud and happy. Uh, He's a hermit and happy
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  Speaker 1: being one okay, Uh. Luke asking why the mattress is
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  Speaker 1: still in the bed of the truck. This is outside
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  Speaker 1: the diner, Laurel I. Uh, that's a Yale supplied mattress
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  Speaker 1: that has microbes in it that date back to Henry
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  Speaker 1: Box Brown. Henry Box Brown was the nineteenth century abolitionist
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  Speaker 1: who escaped freedom by mailing himself in a wooden crate
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  Speaker 1: to Philadelphia. That took Oh lord, he escaped freedom or
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  Speaker 1: he escaped to freedom, Okay, anyway. He later moved to
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  Speaker 1: England because he was an escaped slave. I was afraid
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  Speaker 1: of being caught. In England, he earned his living as
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  Speaker 1: a traveling musician. I mean, this reference went completely over
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  Speaker 1: my head. I have never heard of this, any of this. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: Henry Box Brown. Yeah, that's why you know, that's for this,
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  Speaker 1: That's why we're here. This right, that's part of why
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  Speaker 1: people watch the show over and over again. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell you about doogie all day long, but this and
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  Speaker 1: you did it was I got more doogie stuff, if
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  Speaker 1: you know, I know, all let it slide for now,
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  Speaker 1: save it literally, you guys. Right when I said I
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  Speaker 1: could talk long, Tara's like, apparently, look, man, apparently you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hear about doogie. I think she voted
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  Speaker 1: with her mouth right there. Fine, look call me after
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  Speaker 1: you can tell me all the doogie details. Okay, Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like keep I want to I want
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  Speaker 1: to hear them. Luke and Laureli are arguing over who
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  Speaker 1: needs to take the mattress. Luke says, we've been here before, Lola,
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  Speaker 1: I recognize that tree. Lorelai is referring to the play
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  Speaker 1: Waiting for Good Dough. Oh, waiting for Good Dough. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's misspelled. It's not. It's good. They do
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  Speaker 1: a whole waiting, Okay, Amy Sherman Palladino must love Waiting
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  Speaker 1: for Good because I think there's a whole waiting for
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  Speaker 1: good reference in bun Heads my favorite Gunheads, right, um,
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  Speaker 1: Waiting for You to Wear A tree is the only
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  Speaker 1: piece of the set in the play. The tree represents
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  Speaker 1: life and hope, especially between the first and second acts.
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  Speaker 1: For the tree inexplicably sprouts leaves um paris, surprising Rory
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  Speaker 1: as her roommate in Yale in the dorm room, Rory,
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  Speaker 1: my nose, it feels like Clay. Rory is referring to
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  Speaker 1: an episode of I Love Lucy entitled l A at Last,
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  Speaker 1: where Lucy and company finally arrived in Los Angeles. In
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  Speaker 1: the episode, they are at the brown Derby Uh, Lucy
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  Speaker 1: accidentally causes a pie to fly in William Holden's face.
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  Speaker 1: When Ricky unexpectedly brings Holden home later that day to
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  Speaker 1: meet Lucy, she tries to avoid embarrassment by disguising herself
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  Speaker 1: with a clay nose. After letting a cigarette, her nose
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  Speaker 1: catches fire and she quickly blows it out. A wick
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  Speaker 1: was placed within the clay nose to prevent Lucy's actual
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  Speaker 1: from catching fire. Uh. Lucille Ball improvised dipping her flamed
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  Speaker 1: clay nose and a cup of coffee. Many have wondered
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  Speaker 1: if the nose catching fire was improvised or scripted. But
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  Speaker 1: it was scripted, boy that Lucille Ball. Uh. Yeah. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: When laurel I sees that Paris is Rory's roommate Rory
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  Speaker 1: uh and Terence her life coach, Laurelai like an Oprah
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  Speaker 1: like on Oprah. Yeah. Oprah one the Miss Black teen
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee beauty pageant at just seventeen years old, leading to
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  Speaker 1: her first media job at radio station. September marked the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of Oprah's monumental Emmy Emmy winning daytime talk show,
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  Speaker 1: The Oprah Winfrey Show, on air for twenty five years.
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  Speaker 1: She became the first woman to both own and produce
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  Speaker 1: her own television show. Oprah is the first African American
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  Speaker 1: female billionaire in the country, making her the richest black
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  Speaker 1: woman in the US. She's on my list of two
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  Speaker 1: point six billion dollars who I want to have dinner with?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody with me? Oprah? Yeah, number one. Yeah, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's obviously she's on my vision board every year. Like
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  Speaker 1: there's always a picture of Oprah. Oprah and I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to drive to Monticito, and I always think, maybe maybe
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  Speaker 1: maybe this is your day, this could be my day.
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  Speaker 1: It could be Oprah. Huh. Because she needs a sandwich
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  Speaker 1: just like I do. She should always go to the
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  Speaker 1: same it's I would call it a deli, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not a deli, but it's like a very famous place,
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  Speaker 1: little market in Montecito. And it's like, Oprah needs a sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: You know who? My number one is, Elon Musk. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I sometimes see Billy Baldwin, China Phillips at this same place.
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  Speaker 1: I get a sandwich and that is good. And I've
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  Speaker 1: seen Kevin Costner there. Oh my god, never Oprah. But no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to have it. I didn't an event
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  Speaker 1: for Elon Musk a few years ago. Was it great?
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  Speaker 1: I was just gonna go. I definitely signed an n
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  Speaker 1: d A. But you had a meeting. You had a meeting.
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  Speaker 1: I did say about but I did it, and it
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  Speaker 1: was It was cool. It was PROTESTLA. They were launching
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  Speaker 1: a new carline. No pass Oprah Oprah. The only other
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  Speaker 1: one I want more than Oprah is Barack but whatever,
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  Speaker 1: m oh Barack would be great Oprah. Have dinner with
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  Speaker 1: Barack and Oprah, like I could just die like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know who my tied for first would
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  Speaker 1: be Larry Fink. Larry Fink, Yeah, that the CEO of
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  Speaker 1: Black Rock, Laron heard of it is? Are you making
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  Speaker 1: this up? It's the biggest hedge fund in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boring, God, you boring CeON to that list in
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  Speaker 1: the world. Black Rock is running the world. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Dinner with Selene? And also like add
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  Speaker 1: like Dolly Parton on there too. I feel like it's
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  Speaker 1: a leg It's just a legends, the biggest ever. The
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  Speaker 1: legend Snoop Dogg too, alright, he might he might come
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  Speaker 1: with Martha, though he might bring Martha can cook for us.
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  Speaker 1: Barack should be the host. But because he's the only dude,
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  Speaker 1: and then it's us three. Sorry Scott, you're out, Oprah,
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  Speaker 1: Martha Selene, Wait a minute, I don't get to go
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  Speaker 1: because they're not like us, I know, and some hedge
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  Speaker 1: fund guy that's not fun, not invited, dude, No, you're
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  Speaker 1: ruining our dinner. What you're bringing Elan and Larry Fink.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know who that is. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: who Larry Fink is? No, absolutely not at all the
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  Speaker 1: description I will. I will still pass there. Anyone we forgot,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot. I feel like we forgot, like Larry Fink
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  Speaker 1: controls something like I don't know Wilton John Dan. I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna say Danielle I was like Harry Styles as well,
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  Speaker 1: but he's kind of a living legends not legend. Says
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  Speaker 1: it's hardly a living legend, Tara. He's he's like a child.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. But wait, who did you just say Danielle?
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  Speaker 1: I said, Elton John totally come. You know who else?
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  Speaker 1: I weirdly want to come? M J Glenn Smith. Do
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  Speaker 1: you guys know who that is? No? No, I understand
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  Speaker 1: she's not a legendary, but like, literally I've never seen
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  Speaker 1: someone seventy years old. Look have that amazing of hair
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  Speaker 1: and her workout. I literally am falling around TikTok to
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  Speaker 1: do her workouts. Do yourself a favor. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to have aged route, but I'm pretty sure she's seven.
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  Speaker 1: Another person I would bring. I would bring Nile Ferguson. No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't care. He's an author seventies six. Jacqueline Smith
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  Speaker 1: is seventy. Oh my god, Okay, the dinner parties all right?
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  Speaker 1: Luke Luke is having to help Chip moving his stuff
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  Speaker 1: because he helped him move the Yale mattress back to
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  Speaker 1: the dorms. Laurel I says he's probably busy taping his
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  Speaker 1: Karma Electro poster upon a ceiling above his bed. Prince
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  Speaker 1: discovered Karma Electra. He found her after she auditioned for
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  Speaker 1: a girl group that would be signed to his record label,
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  Speaker 1: Paisley Park count carm Elector has been featured in Playboy,
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  Speaker 1: a whopping forty four times in twenty one countries, as
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  Speaker 1: well as three times in the US between two thousand
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. She became very famous after her
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  Speaker 1: bay Watch role during only Pamela Anderson has appeared in
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  Speaker 1: Playboy more times than Electra. Pamela was featured on one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty one covers in thirty one countries. At
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  Speaker 1: Carmen Electra was the actress that I was going to
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  Speaker 1: read with right after my Gilmore Girls audition. By the way, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Laurel, I did you know she also was
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  Speaker 1: a part of the Pussycat Dolls like she stepped in.
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  Speaker 1: I no, I don't follow them. Push it on my button, Babe,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna invite them to dinner too. They're
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  Speaker 1: not going all right. Laurela, talking to Rory as she
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  Speaker 1: is exiting the dorms, getting ready to leave, Rory at
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  Speaker 1: Yale for the first time, asking if she needs anything
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  Speaker 1: else in the room, suggests a disco ball. Laurel I says,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot host. You are much antasted, dissipated salute to
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  Speaker 1: Barry White Knight without a disco ball. Barry White is
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  Speaker 1: a singer songwriter from the disco genre. His biggest hits
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  Speaker 1: were Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe, Can't Get
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  Speaker 1: enough Goodn't get enough, a little bit, Uh, You're the first,
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  Speaker 1: uh the last, my everything, legendary voice on Berry White,
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  Speaker 1: and that is gonna wrap up this week's pop Culture,
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  Speaker 1: The Laurea Lies first day at Yale. Thank you ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, all everybody that's gonna wrap it up. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you ladies. Next episode, Season four, Episode three, The Hobbit,
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  Speaker 1: the Sofa and the Digger styles. M h is this
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  Speaker 1: one of your favorites? Digger? Oh gets good? Good? You dig?
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  Speaker 1: Do you dig? Digger? But this is gonna get juicy? Huh? Danielle, Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't stop. Your face is making me think of what
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  Speaker 1: is going to happen. All right, everybody, Thank you, Amy,
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