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S4: Ep. 7.5 Bish I’m Him Quit Playin part 2 · Mind Triggers Podcast

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You're listening to the Mind Triggers podcast with 9 Nils,
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Juicy, Henny, Luke and Jay always in the background.
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And remember, the whole team gotta win.
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So I pulled my pepper spray video on Instagram.
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And you know the original reaction, you grabbing.
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Your. You.
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Grabbing. Your spray When y'all got pepper
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spray, what was your reaction where your hands go?
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My eyes. Yeah, my eyes too.
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I can stop. Your head.
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Oh, so, Jay, I got hit. Ain't let.
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You touch your face, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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So where your hands go? Shit, I did like you had to.
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Run it. Nah, these black.
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Dicks So you. Had to run it.
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I got hit right. Boom.
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He like module. I'm one of the like 1st 20 to go
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because I was color guard. You know, real.
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So I got him out. He like, pick up the
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walkie-talkie chilling and shit. So I'm clinching my eyes but I
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know what's coming. He like, Nah, relax.
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Open your eyes. Open my eyes.
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Like what's your number? My 14 Hit me.
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I'm like. I started tweaking.
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So my initial reaction, I grabbed my motherfucking pants.
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Like, what was going on? On I gotta get right.
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I've seen that shit. My response was.
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I saw something very weird. And I'm.
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Like what you talking about? You my nest.
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So you got a boner from getting motherfuckers.
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We not. You could.
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You could. A fair boner.
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Nah. When?
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She said. That when she said that, when
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she said that I had to go back and look like, did I catch it?
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Like that day was so. That day was so traumatic, like
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I had to go back and look like, did I catch 1?
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No. I found a new kink.
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But you feel me? I grabbed my foot pants like, oh
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shit, you feel me? I just reacted like, oh, am I
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going to get right or something? Like you feel me by the fly at
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that point, so I'll start pulling my shit up.
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So I sent her like 200 videos. Your nephew.
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Your nephew. Wow, he.
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Almost came out of no. When you're doing almost.
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Your. Nephew almost came.
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Out of his pants, boy. I'll show you a video right
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after. This your nephew?
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Almost came out of his pants. He was done out like that.
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Should hit us raw, but I handled it.
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I handled it well. I handled it well.
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Absolutely once. No.
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But they didn't catch it behind the scenes.
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Behind the scenes I'm bugging. They should find on the set.
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Right. I will be fat.
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We'll be no more guns. The hood, the.
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Hoods had pepper spray. You won't have no trouble.
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I'm I'm bugging. I'm bugging, I'm bugging.
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I'm not your pain. I'm not gonna.
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Take me to the gym. Take me to the gym for me to
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find the fear. I got in the gym.
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Shit was so hot I was gonna take nails.
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Off this shit. For my mother.
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Mom fucked. That shit up, Wally.
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You heard pepper spray. No fat.
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Will. Need no more guns, just pepper
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spray. No, that shit made me that said
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Made. So it depends the job.
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My job as infantry. All they told me how to do was
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kill people. No lie.
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You think Peppers Taliban? No.
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Cat way different. The gas chamber was nothing
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compared to Pepper. You did that too.
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I did the gas chamber, but I was an.
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Asshole like, get out that cave. Like I was a I.
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Don't need gun, just pepper spray.
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Yeah, I promise you, they're going to love America for the
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rest of their life. I swear to God, that's.
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The. Park.
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That's. How?
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Ukraine over there. Winning the war.
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Get. Off that get off that truck.
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That truck. Give me that gun.
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No cap. But look, I can't see the shoe.
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I did get like, yeah. Sounds dumb.
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I drunk 22 carts of milk. Let me see something.
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Let me. Let me see something.
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I got in there. I fucked.
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This is why I fucked up. It was chill.
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I walked in there, put CarMax on my lip right before walking in
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there. Put the CarMax girl on.
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Got in there to, like, break your seal.
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Took my mask off. Start filling it a little bit
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and like, take your mask off. Repeat, whatever.
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I repeated that shit. Let's start cooking that that
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shit fried the Carmacks. Carmack is burning out.
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Start hooking, my man. Come on, let's.
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Go Let's start popping up. I start.
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Hooking up, I'm like. Let's go.
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Yeah, get out of here. Let's go.
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And we couldn't leave until everybody put the helmet on.
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But some was holding his helmet because the thing about OC, the
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pepper spray, it attacked the mucous membrane for me.
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So it pulled all your snot. Snot and Bro had a cold and he
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wanted to get that shit out of it.
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So we were suffering because wanted to get, right?
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Right, that's. What?
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You was listening out of. Here we got out of there and
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they made us run in circles and flap my hand.
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So we had to, we had to get all the pepper spray out our
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jackets, all that. And I'm just sitting there.
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Mind you, that shit burnt the Carmacks off my lip.
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So that whole 24 hours while we're learning, I'm like.
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I'm not in my lip. Put ice on it.
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Put water on it. Cuz my shit hot.
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That shit took the contacts off my shit.
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I'll lie to you not get the hell.
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You said a sick though, alright? What the place you got some ass?
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You know the worst place I got some ass.
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I was in the basement, right? Not a basement I was in, like,
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you know, the buildings. I say, was it a finished
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basement? So I was in the buildings,
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right? I messed with this girl who a
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mother. Wait, what's the building?
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I want to say the vacants don't. Get me wrong.
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Don't get me wrong, I got some ass in the back of the band
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though. 100 percent, 100%. But the weirdest place we're
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talking about. Weirdest place is not tough.
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Weirdest place in the building. The the meters.
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The meters where you read. The meters at when you read the
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meters at. I told her yo like her mother
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was uptight. My parents.
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Was up tight. Wow.
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I. Know what you talking about?
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So I'm like, bring, I'm like bring a blanket, like fucking.
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So we she brought a blanket from her crib right downstairs to the
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meter room and we got busy right on the floor.
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Did you ever say anybody meet us though, huh?
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I didn't know how to do that. PS&G was not me.
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How? What he did just rattling in the
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background for. I'm dead.
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But we heard a knock. I'm like, what the fuck?
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I know PS&G ain't coming in here, not.
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Not at this hour you have. You have Cool.
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I put, I got court. I only got court getting as one
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time. And I blame my cousin DeAndre.
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Swear to God uncle, my uncle uncle.
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But he left me. He he gave me, he gave me his
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crib. They moved down South, gave me
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the crib. So this is just me and my cousin
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DeAndre. He playing a game in the
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kitchen. I'm my cousin.
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I got company. If anybody coming here looking
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for me tell him I'm in the back. I got company, but he's so much
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of A gamer, he locked. In.
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He locked in. Why your voice change?
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Because he why I'm listen. That's not a gamer so.
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That's how you sound. You said you're.
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A gamer when you walked. In you walked in to the mommy
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having a headphone. He's playing. 2K that much of A
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game and my my older cousin Retcon and Jay always and the.
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Wild only back there I. Don't know the middle world
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busting his bitch ass. You were.
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I'm punching that shit. You were?
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Backsize or He walked in. I just turned.
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He's. Like I'm like, yo, I go out
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there like son you put to. Him I was in the.
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Back and have a coffee or something.
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Oh, I forgot. And that's.
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And if I got to plan a game? Swear to God.
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All the time I ever. Got caught doing anything in my
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life and I don't and I don't get a top five.
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What did you finish? I So I walked back in there.
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She like, start putting her stuff on something.
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What happened? She like, I thought you wanted
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to stop. I'm like, Nah, she like, come
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on. So then we kept going.
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So then we kept going. Can you say that to you?
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What the fuck are? You going to?
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Say we didn't talk till the next day.
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He was like my bad raw day. Andre told me he was back there.
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He ain't told me he was back there with nobody.
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So I saw him. I blame him.
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I blow him under the same because I would have never got
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caught without him. So can you tell if a chick
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trying to finesse you? No cap.
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There's no finesse in me. You get a grace period, you get.
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You told my money wise, right? Anything.
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Yeah, well, we talk about money wise.
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You get a grace period, you probably get $20 out of me
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before before the cooch girl. You probably get $20 out of me,
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the cooch girl. Buffer in the head, rocking.
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What's up baby? What you want.
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But other than that. Then you buy a sofa bag.
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Yeah, I did buy a sofa bag 550 for that bag and they were
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making $900. Checks.
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Huh. Absolutely not, but that shit if
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I waited a lot to go to cheaper I pay 55540 for.
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That. Bag, I got it.
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I heard the trash, that bag that one day I walked in from work.
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That bag was in the bottom of the hamper.
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I was so. Hurt.
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So hurt I was. So Hurt paid 540 years.
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I was making $900, nine, $100 every two weeks and I paid 540
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foot bag for Christmas. Wow.
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Plus 10s. But when you gonna talk about
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it? Now to the dudes from the
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trenches. I think you got finessed.
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No prep She she The reason why I can't get finessed no more.
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I don't. I don't.
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I don't people all because I'm you tell me.
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She don't got to. It they visit the keister, the.
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Fucking ass. I shout out to Shorty that tries
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to get me to do that. Never.
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The only thing that's going in there is probably my thumb and
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my tongue. I'm lost when you start talking
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about putting that thing in that thing.
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I'm not doing no anal. That shit.
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D Ain't no grabbing. A new?
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The keister. It's a keister and we put
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something up there first. Of all the fact that this
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motherfucker put a comment. And the because.
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You ain't know somebody's going to ask.
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That's why you know somebody's going to ask you.
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What it is I'm still. Anal.
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Anal. Anal.
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Anal. That's why I'm laughing.
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Keister, anal girl. And you putting that thing in
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that thing trying to see that. You know that what What?
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Because, keister, you feel me? Where?
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Did that come from? You said where it come from and
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never tell me. Yes, your nephew be outside,
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son. So.
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But the only thing that's going in there is probably my thumb
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could I've been doing that. My tongue, Your tongue.
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That's. Weird.
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That's recently the tongue is recently no cat I messed with a
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Shorty. Chatted with a Shorty.
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We'll talk about that, so. Same as possible BBW's.
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I don't give a fuck who you are. You could be BBW's little girl.
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I'm not putting my. Little girl, please.
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Not like that. Not know R Kelly shit.
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Not know R Kelly shit. But you.
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You could be built like a, you tell me.
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No, like Cory Ray. Yeah, like I don't know who you
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are. Cory Ray coming, right?
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That. That's my dream girl.
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Cory Ray coming to me right now. Say, let's do anal.
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I promise I'm gonna get her wrong.
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Like, what you talking about? You got at least warm me up to
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that. You tried to give me to do that
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first Link. I ain't never touched the cooch
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girl, ever. You talking about ass?
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First link. That mean the trash.
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The front trash. Wow.
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If somebody you know, somebody just introduce you.
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Off the rip, Get front his ass. Speaking, Speaking of trash.
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That cool chain pass the FDA's. Go talk to them.
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Go. It's past the FDA's.
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That's. That's that's that moms and pops
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store that should have shut down.
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Years ago. Never.
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Not Mama killed before real. Yeah, we'll stick up.
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Boom. Yeah.
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Speaking of trash, yeah. Mama kills fire.
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How can I tell the cool the trash and I was?
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Coming. Ahead.
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You heard? I love getting here.
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You're cool. G you feel me?
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If I mean sex is more of a female thing.
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Like males, we just get our nut off.
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But sex is more of a female. Like like come out intercourse.
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Like penetration, but good. Thing.
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Yeah. No, I.
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Think this is what I'm saying for penetration.
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I feel like it's more of a female thing, cuz all we do is
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going in and out. You feel what I'm saying?
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Check this out. Let me let me let.
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Me. Write it.
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Gotcha are. You saying?
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You don't ejaculate off a. Penetration.
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I didn't say that right. I said check this out, let me
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finish. Right.
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We said let me finish. Of course, of course I'm hitting
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like a mile. From you tell me of.
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Course I'm ejaculate. Off the pension because.
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You know, but I'm saying like I. Sex is a female thing, like for
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females, like you're feeling. So with me, I I like the head.
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You feel me Because as a female, you born with that.
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You you you born with a good Gucci, right?
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Wrong. Check this.
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Out you. Don't train you.
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Don't you Don't train your. You don't learn how to get a
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good coochie. Yes you do.
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How the fuck is you? Wearing how to.
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Do that because you're. Not listen to what I'm saying.
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I'll come out. I'll come out.
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The coochie being wet, the coochie being like.
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They're sucking you. Touches out, but with hair.
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With hair, you have to go through some child's
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tribulations. And when you first suck the
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Dick, that shit was ass. I'm going to show.
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That to you. I'm.
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Can show that to you when you first.
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Put your mouth on the. Pith.
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Is. Yeah, such thing.
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You can watch a motherfucker How to you could you could watch
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somebody catch a ball five times.
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You won't know how to catch a ball till you put your hands to
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do it. You can watch.
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The female side Dick 17 times. Man, listen, she.
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Did it the hand motions? That the spin.
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You watch that, you try. To do.
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It he look at you? I'm from the era when Pornos was
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in 60, was the 86th and Booty talks all.
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The God damn. So we all we.
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Did was sit there and watch the different videos?
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What? You're telling me?
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Is I had a group. Yes, we so much.
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Is watching porno. That's.
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The only one pouring together.
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Thank you. Where you have.
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Porn film sessions Like John Madness Shit.
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Yeah, yeah. Porn film sessions and old.
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What's that? It was Ask a question.
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Look. Y'all had porn film sessions
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like X's and O's like John. Madness.
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Shit. Like you.
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Did that. Right.
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Around you and they say anything.
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You don't make it. You were supposed.
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Hey, wow, you. Knew you knew when you was in
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the game, somebody 0 back in and they be like, Nah, I heard.
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I'm like, yeah, I've been watching.
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But they they heard you tell me. I feel like that's weird.
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That's when you're fast now, man.
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So speed 90. Nine.
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Oh man. You like?
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Our. Condition is out astronomical.
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I had that one in the rough. But yeah, hold on, hold on, let
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me finish, let me so, so how I know the head traps is when like
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ain't no spit, ain't no hand movement, you just going up and
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down. Thing in my shit like.
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So you like the song Pepper? Because they have poops like me
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and you. Yeah, I need I I need that.
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I need that. Support yo.
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I need the head to be so wet I got like my ass afterwards.
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I had a Canelli and I had little Kim in my Ever, and I had
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children. You feel I need the head to be
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so wet. I got like my ass afterwards but
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but everybody scared to get their hands wet.
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Bitch, you make it down and eat that Dick up, but.
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So you. Like to pick this gag?
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See, But you expected quantum. Is that scary?
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Because you expected I had to throw up on me one time?
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Wait. Wait.
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Wait. Wait.
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Hold on. Wait.
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Wait, hold on. Hold on, I made videos like
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that. I had to miss throw up on me one
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time. That's scary.
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Like gagging. I had to miss throw up on me one
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time. So when I hear that, I thought
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you OK. Swear to God, say.
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Slow down big. Fuck slow.
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Down. I swear to God, I had a big Earl
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on me. You're so.
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You're so polite now, was about to say You are expecting a porn
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star. You need to show 'em and they
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appreciate you that for the for the rest of their life.
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I'll be Josh. No.
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Did you gotta be nice and. That's why.
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No, that's how I do it. Let me show 'em.
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Let me show you what I teach them.
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Hold on, you want me? Showing up because nobody's not
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going to be good. You like this shit trash nobody.
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Not showing nobody. Let me show.
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You too. They also me and.
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My little trip sessions. They give me a lot of advice.
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You let me. Show me.
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Haunt you. Let me show you know how I teach
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them. I teach them like this.
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I got my phone. I I record.
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That's not. Let me finish.
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Look how you look right? This is not how I.
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Want it? Stupid out here.
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I swiped. It this how I want it, this how
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it should be. Play the tape back, you.
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Feel me cuz you know. You know you can't practice
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tape. That's the empty moron.
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You just judged us by having group sessions, but you just
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show her the same shit we watched.
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That's one-on-one that's that's. Me.
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He's trying to get to no, listen.
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Listen, get money, make. It make sense.
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He's trying to get a girl that's not that doesn't know anything
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about it till I love. No, no, not.
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I didn't say that. I don't fuck with females that
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don't. I don't fuck with virgins.
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I don't fuck with females that can't do nothing.
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I actually refer you know how that hair like that they could
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doubt for you right along. Right along.
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Am I not like that? Am I not like that?
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I'm not keeping a bean. I don't.
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I don't really get. Down I don't need to know your
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name with your head like. I hate that rude he.
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Told me I was raised. Around all females, not that
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rude. I chat with you.
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For a little bit. But once you start talking about
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sex, I need to see what the head.
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You can say it's. A snapping turtle.
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You forgot, you forgot. Oh.
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It's not stopping. Turtle.
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You feel me? I asked.
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You like yo. Quick question, that's not rude.
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The last shit that you had was I married.
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Last year that gave me head. How mad?
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What, Madden go up to three? 9999 All men go to. 99.
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You got to be God to get 100I. Think you might get like 100 in
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a specific category, but they never give you like overall.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No cat.
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No cat shit was crazy or cuz we was chatting about it and she
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like oh I was. Kicking him with before first
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time giving head, he made me feel like I wasn't shit, so this
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time she said. So for here on out, I had to be
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a throat guy. Now I'm going crazy.
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So I didn't. Believe her.
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No, pet, she start going crazy. I'm sitting.
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Like, oh shit. And I'm saying that out loud and
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I don't talk. I don't.
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Talk. Do you think she saw her own
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video the first time? Like it's.
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Probably, Well. He probably told her about bitch
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you might suck this Dick. He probably told her about.
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Herself. She was in the gym.
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Care that mom is totally like, I'm gonna get up two to six.
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Workout, you feel me? I'm sitting there like, oh shit,
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and I'm out loud, but I don't talk.
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Like the baby boy. I'll be getting here and I'll
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look at you dead in your face. No.
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Talking, but was wet after that. No cat.
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How's it go in the house? Take a shower.
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Put them in everything. You.
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Told me the cheeks, the cheek stains, was in the covers and
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all that. Yeah, so I said her.
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Her. Her.
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Her throat. Her.
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Throat 90. Nine spit is about what type of
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sound 75? It went in the throat.
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It's. The throat 99 always got, I told
19:39
you, BBC, she had no bad reflection and gagging.
19:42
Then she was eating a Dick off her real look at that.
19:44
Did you get a tail fart back? It's.
19:46
Coming. That's crazy.
19:52
That was. It's coming.
19:53
Can't really. So since I called away and you
19:56
fucked with us, she tried the video in Newark.
19:57
Now she if you was there, she came up to you and asked you.
20:01
Apple bottles make you want. To bite what?
20:03
You gonna say you biting? That colon.
20:08
I just want to have a good night.
20:10
Bite the shit out her butt. Fuck you jugging out Apple
20:13
bottle maker? Want to bite?
20:14
I'm a bite her ass. Right there and there, too.
20:18
Right there. Right.
20:19
Right in front of everybody. Right in front of everybody.
20:22
Small store called that too. I bit the shit out of her butt.
20:25
You. Haven't seen Madagascar when
20:28
when motherfucking the lion bit the zebra.
20:32
That's. And then it came back to life.
20:35
That's me. I'm about the shit out of her
20:36
butt. Said.
20:37
That's me. You how to remember that you
20:40
like Dragons? Boy.
20:42
Explain, brother. Because I don't fuck with Dragon
20:44
Balls. No.
20:46
The Dragons. I don't know where it's going,
20:48
but you know, I believe in them. Like you've been going like
20:50
watching Dragons and shit on TV. I mean, the only Dragons I ever
20:53
seen was an avatar. You ever tried a dragon blaster
20:57
during sex? You ever tried that A?
20:58
Dragon blaster someone I never heard of that you know probably
21:02
probably you know we we two different areas so it's probably
21:04
a different word and so right now if you can hit them Sir if
21:08
once somebody can hit me with a dragon blaster.
21:11
Dragon blaster, right definition.
21:13
In the middle of having one solid toss, one will quickly
21:16
grab the head of the tosser and hold it tightly in place.
21:18
Then we'll proceed to shoot diary into their.
21:20
Absolutely the fuck not. We didn't even let.
21:22
Him finish we. Didn't even let him finish out
21:24
of their nose. We ain't even letting him
21:26
fucking finish, so kill him if she.
21:28
Ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blast?
21:31
Played that work. To make it worse, I eat spicy
21:34
Thai Food First. Absolutely not.
21:36
First of all. Absolutely not.
21:38
I only he asked. The bitches that that that that
21:40
get waxes that douche that clean it.
21:42
Then you're I'm only I'm only gonna ask for sure.
21:45
First have the shower. I'm not eating ass.
21:47
We don't had a hard a long, hard day at work.
21:49
You're doing my shit. Eat that hard, work ass.
21:51
You can say you can do a cross country hard day.
21:54
Ass are hard. You got swamp ass?
21:56
Then I put my tongue in. Absolutely not.
21:58
You're going to hop in the shower 1st and let me eat that
22:00
ass up. No cat.
22:01
Wow. I can't.
22:06
No cat. No.
22:07
Like, who's saying here, Ian? You.
22:10
I know you don't eat. Eat.
22:11
Hold on, I. Can't.
22:14
No. Not.
22:15
Not this one. Not ball.
22:16
Cutting. No.
22:17
No. I'm.
22:19
Not the David Banner say he like it.
22:21
Funky, right? Well, that's.
22:26
David Banner is buying the fuck out.
22:30
The. One song that he had.
22:32
Oh no. What I think she was some.
22:36
Hit. I didn't even know I was like,
22:41
eating ass. Shit went over his head.
22:45
Maybe he was too young. If he was too young, I wasn't
22:49
born so. I was, I was.
22:51
I was in the days that quick. Not anything about getting her
22:54
ass. She said.
22:55
Who I'm calling up tonight, Who pulling up tonight?
23:01
And if them and if them Cowboys lose, you're definitely going to
23:04
need some stress relieving at night.
23:06
Them Cowboys go out, she won't need them stress relieving at
23:08
night. Now they're like, well, I'm
23:09
calling up tonight, so. You have a broke up.
23:12
With a chick, Absolutely yes. How?
23:14
What do you mean How? Like, what's your breakup go to
23:16
breakup? So I start.
23:19
It's hard for me to say this, but it's coming from my heart.
23:23
Wow. Either that or maybe come in and
23:25
sit down. Let's talk.
23:28
He needed them two songs I'm playing for the.
23:30
He needed them two songs. I'm playing for the subliminal
23:32
or I'm hitting you with the Honestly bro.
23:34
So you decided to just start blast the hell of music like?
23:37
And when I'm feeling myself, when I'm when you run piss me
23:39
the fuck off and I start playing music like that, you know it's
23:42
coming. Damn.
23:43
Then I start telling you like look, this I mean.
23:45
At least you're taking them down easy.
23:46
This ain't working right. I feel me like I want to be a
23:48
friend and all, but as a relationship this ain't working.
23:51
Like, this ain't working because like, you feel me.
23:54
How I believe it. We all grown.
23:56
We all grown, right? So I ain't going to leave nobody
23:58
on. Like I don't.
23:58
I don't have that many relationships in my whole life.
24:00
I had three. I had three.
24:02
My high school girlfriend for all four years.
24:04
No, no. No, no, no, three that, I said
24:07
My girlfriend. Oh, OK.
24:08
Damn. Everyone else was, but I got to
24:10
another phone. But.
24:13
My high school girlfriend all four years.
24:14
That's my dog to this day, right?
24:16
It just we got older. Shit, we you feel me?
24:19
That's my dog to this day. That's natural that I had.
24:22
Shortly, I was messing with during COVID, my sugar Mama, you
24:24
know. That was your girlfriend.
24:26
Yeah, that was my that was my dog.
24:27
Because I was your girlfriend. At the end of the day, I was
24:29
fucking well, for real. It shouldn't have been my
24:30
girlfriend. I regret that.
24:32
Because can your sugar person be yours?
24:34
Yes, absolutely. Because she's not that older
24:37
than me. Say my sugar mom saying that
24:38
like during the pandemic, she held me down.
24:40
Like that's what I'm saying. Sugar Mama like anything I
24:42
wanted, she got 100%. That's my we be for now though.
24:46
But. At the end of the day, I was
24:48
fucking want heavy. And this is my last
24:49
relationship. That was my dog.
24:51
Like I would say, she showed me a lot of shit.
24:53
Like throughout this world she she showed me that my heart is
24:57
bigger than what I thought. It was like I never accepted a
24:59
lot of shit. I don't forgave a lot of shit
25:01
that I I told myself growing up, this should never happen to me.
25:04
This never happened to me. It's never happened to me.
25:06
And it happened to me. And I thought about it like she
25:08
showed me a lot of shit. And that's my dog too.
25:11
Like my high school girlfriend. That's like my, you tell me, one
25:13
of my close friends. Like we could chat about
25:15
anything. But this last version ship
25:17
that's my dog. Like, even though we don't see
25:19
seeing out of sometimes that's that's that's big bro for
25:21
because I don't mean like I'm older than me.
25:24
That's the So we gonna have you leave a voicemail for the chick
25:29
that you lost your virginity? To so when you hit a prompt, you
25:32
gonna leave the voice when you hit a prompt, right?
25:44
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
25:47
system. No, Cap.
25:51
I wish I never came over and ate them brownies.
25:54
And then you pulled me into that room and you ripped your pants
25:57
open like I you you seduced me. And like, it took me years to
26:00
figure out that I didn't want that I was fast.
26:05
Hypersexuality, thinking I knew what I knew.
26:08
And then you pulled me in there and I thought I was getting
26:10
right and you guided me there. I did not want that.
26:12
Do you have a nerve to? Prank me talking about the
26:16
pregnancy scare at 13. Bitch, are you done?
26:19
Go make me come in and tell myself why come over.
26:21
I got. I made brownies and I ate some
26:24
brownies and I come in that room and you got your pants hole open
26:27
while your little siblings is playing in a room.
26:30
How dare you. I regret that.
26:33
I hope you know. I hope you live your life.
26:36
You're like I don't never wish nobody wrong.
26:38
But I hope you do what you got to do.
26:40
But I do not want to see you again.
26:42
You seduced me with brownies, 'cause I was a fat kid.
26:46
But it's OK, I'm gonna get my leg back.
26:48
Watch this. That's it.
26:53
So you got molested? I.
26:54
Think a lot of it's like one of the funniest kind of boy.
26:57
Files the brownies will say wee brownies.
27:03
So what game was the kids playing?
27:06
Yeah, it was bad. Shit going on like.
27:12
Yo, her pants hole. Yeah, I want me to.
27:15
Explain it. She had crotchless jeans, yeah.
27:18
I want me to explain. It.
27:26
Sound like. She was my mother.
27:30
Friend, Daughter, You're right. The same one you was in the the
27:35
meeting room with. No, no, no.
27:36
That's my high school girlfriend.
27:37
I was in the meeting room with her.
27:38
We we was exploring, but she was my mother's friend, daughter,
27:42
and you know, we was chatting about it.
27:44
But I'm young, being fast, and I know what I'm talking about.
27:46
Yeah. What What did go say?
27:48
Don't I have to say before knowing I was flying, selling
27:50
like a pro baby, knowing that was stunning me.
27:53
I'm jacking crazy, jacking crazy.
27:56
So. She lived across street from
27:59
Madison, from Madison to school. But it's great.
28:01
Oaks Legacy now. But it was Madison ass school.
28:04
That's where I'm from. So I was playing basketball in
28:05
there. Playing basketball in there.
28:07
She yelled out the window. Hey, Ron made brownies.
28:10
You want some Madre at 13? I'm a fat ass kid.
28:14
Not a lot of fat ass kid. Yeah, I'm coming.
28:19
I'm on my way. Finished playing basketball.
28:21
Grab my stuff. Yeah.
28:22
It really went just for the. Brownies went up there thinking
28:24
it's just brownies. She I walk in there.
28:28
I walk in there and she, the kids, they watching TV in the
28:30
living room. Cool.
28:32
She like it's in the kitchen. I go in the kitchen so she like,
28:35
yeah, they they come out the oven like 5 minutes 5.
28:38
Now she like they come out there in like 10 minutes.
28:41
So then she she go in the room she disappear.
28:43
I'm just sitting in the kitchen. My job in Motorola shit was ass.
28:46
I'm going to message her chilling.
28:48
She like rocking here. I go in there.
28:50
She had pajamas on though. I go in there.
28:53
No caps. You just sit on the bed.
28:54
Like, like laying on the bed, though, back on the bed.
28:57
So I come in, I walk over there. I'm like, what's up?
29:00
What happened? We tried Manju but we've been
29:02
talking about it, but I'm just bluffing because I'm not a
29:06
stepper yet. She's smart, though, because she
29:08
know the way to a man heart is to a stomach, So she.
29:10
Could be. Hurt.
29:11
I'm not. I'm not a stepper.
29:12
She was. Older, right?
29:14
Like a month, but I'm not a step.
29:21
I'm glad to clarify this shit, I guess.
29:22
She was fine, like she got you about some years.
29:25
So she like, she like rock, come here, I go in there.
29:26
She, she, she come here, we're talking and shit.
29:29
She like look, she rips, shrips a fat ass hole in her pajamas.
29:34
Wow. Rips a fat ass hole in her
29:36
pajama. For some reason I was already
29:40
hard entering the room. I don't know.
29:45
I don't know. I don't know whether the Roma
29:51
right or in my mind. I already know what he was
29:53
walking himself into. But I was already trying to
29:57
avoid my should already break into in a room, right?
30:00
So she ripped the whole. Now I'm thinking I know
30:04
something because like you said watching porn.
30:05
That's why I said that shit is false.
30:07
Watching porn. I know where it's at.
30:09
You. Didn't study hard as us.
30:10
I did not, because I didn't have group sessions.
30:13
I didn't. Take no.
30:15
I didn't take no I. Didn't want to show what to the
30:17
team meetings. Hold on, I didn't.
30:22
Take notes. Me, I didn't.
30:24
Compare contries with my classmates to see what notes
30:26
they got right so I don't have a group session, so.
30:29
We took that test like we. Yeah, we need that to pass.
30:32
So I go poke, Right. So you feel me a female hole?
30:36
Yeah. Condom on.
30:37
Absolutely not. My mom just told me how to use
30:39
it but no my. Mom told me how to use a condom
30:42
about you. She she grabbed the banana.
30:44
She showed me how to use a condom about a week before that,
30:47
though. Because she knew what that
30:49
little bit was saying. We called it.
30:51
Horrible. Like, Nah, fuck that.
30:55
I had Ain't No. A Ji had one in my wallet, Jay.
30:58
I had one in my wallet. Friday No.
31:01
Lifestyle. Yes, Magnum girl.
31:05
Always been a Magnum. I can't see.
31:06
I can't see the lifestyle. That's the setup.
31:08
You feel me? I always had a Magnum lifestyle,
31:09
the top of 13 because. I never even used one before.
31:13
But I always knew story I. Don't.
31:14
Tell the story. Damn.
31:16
But I always knew. But I always knew.
31:20
Like, you know what I'm saying? What I always knew.
31:22
But she rips the hole. So I'm poking.
31:24
But mind you, I'm poking where y'all pee at.
31:26
Wait, what? That's not the hole I'm poking
31:28
at the top part thinking I'm doing something.
31:30
And they click. Yeah, I'm poking here so.
31:31
You were just rubbing on it. No, I was cold.
31:33
Like you do do do do do what? You feel me?
31:37
I'm. Like.
31:39
What's that It'll. Be like you was talking.
31:41
It's. Cool.
31:41
Yeah, I'm doing. That thinking I'm doing
31:43
something she she like No, she grabbed she.
31:46
Did this before. Had to.
31:48
Be, she tells me. She tells me she never did this
31:51
before, but it had to be because like I'm thinking about it.
31:53
She grabs it. Gods it.
31:56
Oh, with any blood. Nah, I don't know.
31:58
I I left. I fucking.
32:00
I'm lying. Lying.
32:02
Lying. I'm lying, I'm lying.
32:04
I got some brownish. So she guides it pushes put me
32:07
there and now she's like I now go.
32:09
My eyes looked up like a deer in the headlight.
32:12
Oh this is what that this is what that is.
32:14
Is and now I'm going and you know every think he about to go
32:17
out crazy said. Said it had to be like 3
32:21
minutes, 3-5 minutes, so. Come on out.
32:27
I'm 13. That was the only gift, because
32:28
now I turn that. So I'm going, I'm going, I'm
32:32
going, I'm going. I pull out.
32:34
I went to the bathroom. I wish.
32:37
You had me. I went to the bathroom.
32:41
By the Brownie skater. Make sure got the brownies.
32:45
That's what I came here for. Fuck.
32:47
Pussy. So she.
32:49
You feel me? She texted me and shit.
32:50
She texted me and shit. But I'm not painting her mom
32:53
because wow. How you ghost already?
32:55
Because you got the brownies. I never liked her.
33:00
But mom, she's been trying to like.
33:01
We knew each other for years prior to that, so I think she
33:03
was trying to seduce me since we was like 11.
33:05
We was playing a house. And I'm dead.
33:07
I'm the mother. You the Father.
33:10
We've been playing the house since we was like 1011 so.
33:12
Straight was like, I got this black ass.
33:15
I know he like, but he. Texted me, Texted me, Texted me.
33:17
And he mad himself like I really did that for some Brown.
33:19
So she like, she like, I'm pregnant.
33:22
I ain't. I ain't get my period, so you
33:23
know. I'm tech savvy.
33:26
I'm Googling shit. Can can a girl get pregnant?
33:29
I say what you Google. I don't know can a?
33:32
Girl get pregnant after brownies.
33:33
Right, I'm. Not kidding.
33:36
I'm not kidding. A girl get pregnant even if I
33:37
didn't know her. Like I'm Googling now.
33:40
My Motorola, my Motorola. But I'm not knowing that I have.
33:43
I got the history. My father line recipes.
33:47
My father, he called me. He grabbed my phone line.
33:49
He did my father on my line. Let me let me call.
33:53
They ain't saying they didn't mention shit. 100% They went
33:55
through my shit though, and they mentioned nothing.
33:57
It's about so does she tell she gets a pregnancy test from the
34:01
store, which doesn't make sense because why the fuck is a Poppy
34:06
selling a 13 year old a fucking pregnancy test?
34:08
But it doesn't make sense. I'm sorry.
34:10
I know it's wild. I'm just imagining like the
34:11
search history, like the Gucci man fucking new Jays coming out.
34:16
Can you get a girl like the Google search history and other
34:20
experience going through like I? Swear to God I ain't got a lot
34:24
of y'all. Other guy.
34:25
So then it's like, I cool. So then she said her
34:28
grandmother. No, her mother found the
34:31
pregnancy test in the garbage. So it was negative.
34:35
But you know, her mother, my mother, friends.
34:38
So they decided to ride the prank out.
34:40
Oh yeah. She was pregnant.
34:42
Yeah, so I I come in the house and playing basketball.
34:45
My mother, not there. My father, he guys the prank out
34:48
like play fans. For real, like I'm 13.
34:53
I just got in the. 8th grade though like I'm not in the
34:56
eighth grade going to the 9th, I just got in the eighth grade.
34:59
He goes you you know she's pregnant right now.
35:03
I would act tough because he always told me to control your
35:05
emotions. That's one thing about my
35:06
emotions, control my emotions. I'm act.
35:09
I'm acting tough like it is what it is like you see what I'm
35:12
saying. I'm Act 13 then he like.
35:16
You know, she like what you want to do.
35:18
Should I get in that Bush? And her grandmother don't
35:20
believe in that, so now he can see it in my face.
35:24
I'm like, sad. I am stand.
35:28
Basketball. Terrified.
35:30
Basketball's going to get some brownies.
35:33
I'm. Terrified.
35:36
You blamed all on her. Yo lot of you, not my mother,
35:40
ended up coming in. They made me demonstrate and
35:42
just like wait, wait, they made me give up what you did.
35:46
And then now hold on. Hold on.
35:49
You know your sister. You hold on.
35:54
Hey, look, she know her sister, so she know I'm not lying.
35:57
Think, I said. I did like this I.
36:00
Swear to God. I I swear to God.
36:02
Rather not. I swear to God what I did.
36:06
So she made me demonstrate on the corner in the bed.
36:10
She made me explain how the fuck did it happen and she made me
36:13
demonstrate it right. Let.
36:15
Me See how you get busy, right? Made me demonstrate visual like
36:21
she needed all that presentation.
36:22
So then. So eventually they're like, same
36:25
night dumbass. And she's not pregnant.
36:28
But that was the fuck you get. I just showed you how to use a
36:29
condom last week. Mind you, I was you feel me?
36:34
This sexy, this sexiness now was not sexiness.
36:37
Back then, so I was. Still hitting that.
36:41
So you after then you went to all this.
36:47
I love you. I.
36:49
Swear to God. I swear to God.
36:56
I swear a JAJI swear to God. Hang right down the corner of
37:01
their head. Head but Manju.
37:08
Hey, look time at the corner of the bed.
37:11
Why do you not? Not but you feel me.
37:14
That's fucked. This sexy him was always him
37:17
back then, so I'm still. Hitting that shit out.
37:20
There. Yeah, like when I was doing
37:22
that, yeah, so, but you feel me this sexy him was always him.
37:25
So now I'm still hitting. Now I'm still hitting that
37:28
because at the moment that's the only thing I can hit.
37:31
So we had my old address on 15 seventh.
37:35
Condom. Yeah, so my father and my y'all
37:39
got had a company. He like you just go downstairs.
37:42
So I walk down the street, go get her, bring him back to the
37:45
crib. We go on the 1st floor.
37:47
On the 1st floor, it's nothing but a.
37:48
It's nothing but a couch, nothing but a couch and all
37:52
that. So I'm hitting her shit right
37:54
from the back and she's banging her head on the pole, the heater
37:57
pole that travels all three floors.
38:00
She's better shit on the pole that travels all three floors.
38:04
She's dangerous about bong, bong, bong.
38:07
So I'm not. You Good.
38:09
Should I keep going? So I'm keep going.
38:10
She's still banging her shit. My father.
38:12
Come downstairs. I want.
38:13
The whole house to know that. My father come downstairs,
38:15
tussle on the door, but he knows I'm having a company.
38:21
So it's confusing me, huh? Who the fuck is here?
38:24
Me. What the fuck is y'all doing?
38:26
We just. Wrestling No.
38:31
Wanna know me really doing what y'all?
38:32
Show them. One of the best top five
38:36
responses for what y'all doing. You ain't lying.
38:40
You ain't lying. Hold on.
38:41
Hold. On hold on, I have a I have a
38:43
condom on. We just wrestling.
38:46
Get the fuck out of here. Why?
38:48
Something hot smell like ties burning, then go.
38:50
Get the fuck out. So he leaves, We leave.
38:53
She keeps the condom. What?
38:55
And her. Yes, because I I instantly slide
38:59
out. That little.
39:00
Person's a condom on so she I guess she has it.
39:03
We're walking down the street cuz I'm walking at home and I'm
39:05
like I don't trust this bitch cuz she already played me once.
39:08
Gotta. Put hot sauce.
39:09
In the way we're like what? A condom at ass lie to you not
39:13
cuz it's visuals here so I could do this lie to you not.
39:16
Walking down a condom. Walking down a condom.
39:23
Walking. Down the streets.
39:24
They're comitized. Walking down the street, we were
39:28
15th and Avon, I remember. I never, I never forget it.
39:31
And she goes in her pants. What the What's?
39:35
The condom out shit. Just dangling bitch.
39:37
Give me that shit. He said.
39:46
Interception, I grabbed you on 15 and Avon, let's put on some
39:49
crack out there. So I snatches in, I throws it.
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And. Now, the last time I ever hit
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that shit, why do you not? And I've just been upgraded ever
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since. That's when I was 13, though I'm
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21 now, so still getting brownies off.
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Not for murder. So would you eat brownies if she
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made you something? Nope.
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There's a fucking agenda behind. That traumatizing?
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Do you like brownies? I love them, but I don't know
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who making them before I go. I'm still dying off the yo-yo,
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get the corner of the bed and show me what you.
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Do. The first thing I thought it was
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that pretty, Pretty Ricky. If you're You wanna shot
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anybody? Wait, no, I'm sorry.
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You're right. You wanna shout anybody out?
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We know who else and go to film session.
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Yo, shout out, shout out the two people behind you know my son
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heart's cold and my son Gino, my son is Hood Bay.
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That's my best friend. Love her to death.
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Shout out to my class or you know, class to do to We made it.
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We did it and it was time for birthday.
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We pay. We pave in new roads for new for
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new, for new greatness. Like shout out to everybody.
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Shout out to my son, my son. Fee ski, ski eight.
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You know, shout out to everybody.
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Know I love him more. Shout out to my son, aunt and WR
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Anthony. You know those are my dogs.
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I love him and death and shout out to my son.
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Be fit. That's it.
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Hey, Lucas and this out. Thanks.
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Appreciate you. Thank you for.
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Coming. You know.
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Big real deal, slime. Hey Luke, close close out, said
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what a wise man once said, quote.
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All right, a wise man was said. I like my girls BBW.
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Yeah, typed in one. Suck you dry?
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And then? Eat some lunch with you. 6 God.
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Aka. He says so thick made the whole
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room uncomfortable. You should add that one in.
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There, he says, so thick made the whole room uncomfortable,
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nodding out of it. The Cowboy.
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And Ross? And as we wrap up every episode,
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the whole team got to win. I'm going to go to the office.