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TWR Saturday | A Storm Is Coming! ...No, Seriously! · The Whitfield Report

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  Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative Studio
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  here in sunny South Florida. Bringing you the latest in
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  politics current events and pop culture.
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  This is he's the Whitfield Report with Sam Whitfield.
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  Live from near Tampa Bay Florida.
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  It's Saturday night. hopefully NBC won't sue me for, you know,
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  copyright apparently apparently Saturday Night Live is turning
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  50 this weekend though, so I guess happy birthday to a series
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  that was Hilarious and now it's mediocre at best.
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  So, I never actually watched any Saturday Night Live while it was
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  on television. I mean, it's I've seen I've seen
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  clips and stuff like that. Oh yeah.
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  Well, let's be real televisions. Not a fucking thing anymore but
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  they're still trying but Leonard.
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  Yeah, they're trying but not very successfully.
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  Yeah, no, yeah. Somehow I managed to go my whole
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  life without ever watching and so, I've never had, I'm glad I'm
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  not in that camp where I, there's another thing that I
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  used to enjoy. That's now just a shell of
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  itself because I already have that enough.
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  Yeah. I mean I I remember like
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  watching when I was a kid and mainly, like, when like, when
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  Jimmy Fallon, was we gonna anger?
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  And when he was actually funny and not just like, you know,
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  there's a difference between being funny and being quirky,
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  which is what he is now. So, but just like, you know, the
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  Internet TV has become really sanitized for corporate media,
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  and whatnot. So advertised.
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  Yeah. Anyway, though, folks, welcome
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  to the show. Aqaba is back from his
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  top-secret mission doing. I don't know what because I'm
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  not, you know, like his access Declassified, you know,
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  information is way above my pay grade but you know, he was on
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  special assignment somewhere last week.
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  So that's why he wasn't here. But, you know, I hope your
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  mission was successful, whatever you were doing.
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  Absolutely, you know, I try to, I try to always make time but
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  sometimes things come up, Global emergencies one might say
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  Regional licked emergencies things like that.
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  So you know sometimes it happens hopefully not too much because
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  even I even I get tired of being that busy.
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  I'll say that. No, I mean II here.
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  Yes. So I mean so you were you were
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  gone last week Apex was gone. Well Apex is Mia right now and I
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  might not be here next week. Oh, dear.
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  Because And it and believe it or not, this is that it's been a
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  slow news week. Look, ladies and gentlemen and I
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  know Apex gives me crap for like not doing show prep, right?
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  And to be fair, it is warranted some of the time but this week
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  was an extremely slow news week. I do have like I do have one
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  thing to kind of cover in terms of General news.
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  Well, two things actually, but one is actually going to affect
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  y, might not be here next week. And apparently, there is a
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  hurricane that Developing and it is going to hit Florida,
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  probably, but I ones day now. I've already gotten DM's and you
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  know messages from people asking if I'm going to to evacuate and
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  I really appreciate it, this wasn't the first time I've had
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  to evacuate the state during the show's tenure, but let me kind
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  of you give you a Florida man's, you know, take on a bag lady.
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  You're going to start in coherently rambling on some sort
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  of an unknown drug binge. Well are you say Florida, man?
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  That's what I think. I thinkwell fucking chat on some
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  sort of drugs doing some sort of shit that humans shouldn't be
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  able to do. Well, I mean isn't that what
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  isn't that? What most like YouTubers do now?
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  Anyway at least ones that were familiar with, I mean welfare.
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  Yeah, I haven't even cracked a beer yet.
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  It's not, you know, I'm I'm just, you know, I'm completely
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  sober your pre Florida man. That's what?
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  Yeah. And if we Florida, man, but from
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  that pre Florida man's perspective.
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  Yeah. From from from the pre Florida
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  man's perspective. I Won't Go.
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  I Won't Go full 42, man. During the.
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  So here's what here's. So here's what's gonna happen, a
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  hurricane, which I have been informed is called hurricane Ian
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  by our friend, by friend of the show.
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  Ash now, real quick, Ash was a bit of an asshole today.
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  He always is he is in chat currently?
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  He? Well, yeah.
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  I haven't pulled the Yeah, and Chad, don't worry, oh, yeah.
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  I know I know is But yeah, he's saying sweet well first.
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  So yeah, the ACT whole called me a misogynist today because last
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  night I was on a stream with the first boys and I made a comment
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  about how most of those hurricanes.
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  I have all been named after a woman which is true.
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  But I guess this hurricane is named hurricane Ian.
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  So his text was because I didn't know the name of the hurricane
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  last night and I was like, yeah, it's probably going to be named
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  like, you know, after some chicks.
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  Are you text me? Hey misogynist, it's called
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  hurricane Ian. And so, how was that in?
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  Dear God. Why is why is YouTube buffering?
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  Why is YouTube buffering? That's not.
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  That's not how that's supposed to be going.
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  Well, we're still recording Alloys so that's good.
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  I guess, hopefully, the connection For people in chat is
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  good. It's just looking like from the
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  student view. It says we have a good
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  connection but it's buffering on my little Aah screaming, let me
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  go. Let me go check on my end, see
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  what I can see. So I don't know what's going on.
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  But yeah, I just I funny how I start mentioning with women, you
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  having her games named after them and man the stream starts
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  to buffer. Huh?
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  Oh no, we're good. We're good.
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  Okay, perfect. The control panel must yeah, the
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  YouTube Studio panel was Be just be messing up.
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  Making me worry over here. God damn you.
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  Well you know that's how Susan likes to to you know do things I
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  guess. but yeah, so I guess hurricane in is supposed to tell
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  us, even though I was pretty sure it would be called like
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  hurricane You know some chicks name I'm not sure I was going to
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  call it hurricane pants. Ooh and I still might you know
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  just to be although you know pantsu I don't know other than
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  being like into weirdly shit. I want to say she's really
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  destructive. Well, the daughter's.
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  Not grown enough yet for us to make that assumption.
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  Ooh, yeah, well that that's a good.
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  That's a good point because that, that daughters being only
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  raised by May. So like we're only going to see
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  the it as a result of May's parenting.
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  Yeah, what? Well, well shit, I think there
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  already was a hurricane made. See like back in the back in
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  like the mid 80s or something. Saying I'm not.
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  I'm not really sure though. But anyway, honestly, I'm just
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  more disappointed. Not about the names and how they
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  choose them. I'm just disappointed that you
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  as a Floridian are not going to do your due diligence as a
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  Floridian and go fight the hurricane with your guns.
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  I mean, look at this evaluation pussy bullshit.
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  All right, your Floridians. You have fucking guns and
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  Cubans, use them. Well, we'll see here, it won't
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  see, here's the bag, I'm not, I'm not a native Floridian.
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  I moved here from, you know, from caller from Colorado, and
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  which is increasingly looking up there.
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  You just fucking fight, Avalanches with guns same
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  concept. We, we, well, well, now.
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  Well, now in Denver, always, we fight.
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  Donors with guns sometimes little it and meth heads.
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  Because apparently that's a problem.
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  Your let you shut the fuck up, you're fighting.
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  You're fighting methods and people who want to steal pot,
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  you're not fighting Stoners. Donors are not appease not a
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  fucking agitating people. Yeah, yeah.
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  Well most of the time they're not, you know, address not
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  enough for a gun. No.
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  But anyway, yeah, so I guess it's either going to Hurricane
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  is either going to be a category 3, in which case we will sit
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  here or it's going to be a category 4 in which case we'll
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  go to Georgia. And, and I then those cases, if
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  the power gets knocked out, I probably won't be here.
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  You know, even if I do, stay here in the power gets knocked
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  out. Depending on how long until the
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  storm is here. I might not, you know, be
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  straying next weekend because FPL for the power and light is
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  very stingy usually with getting stuff back up and running.
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  So you know I'm just saying that I will be back.
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  I just don't know you know if I'll be back next week or fall
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  be forced to take Take next week off from nature happens, folks.
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  That's the yeah just of this all nature happened.
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  So why like so that's the that's the big national news story
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  that, you know, a hurricane is happening.
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  And what always cracks me up is like the weather just a hobo was
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  Hurricane. All right, is that why it's
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  being covered? Is that why?
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  It's national news? Well yeah, I mean you know
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  wasn't it? It's hurricane Ian.
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  That sounds like a pretty Yeah, yeah.
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  That's a that's a wig Nats, you know?
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  No mercy. That sounds that sounds like a
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  dude. That'll shoot up a grocery store
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  and look at furry porn of a child's cartoon before he does.
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  So, that's the world we live in. Remember that never forget that.
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  Also, you know, I know, I know it was saying I was in Earnest
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  for saying the first thing that, that it was a Muslim woman, but
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  at the same time, how do we know that Ian is, the Ian is the name
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  of them have a male her? Yeah.
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  You fucking big it. Why are you going to assume
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  that? Just because they have that
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  name. Their gender.
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  Conforming to name's Ash. You fucking big it.
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  You're fucking gender assuming asshole.
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  It could, it could be, it could be a non-binary, you know,
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  hurricane for a good self identify as a fucking attack
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  helicopter. That's not your place to fucking
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  assume check your fucking privilege.
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  I, I mean this hurricane could self-identify as as like a Chasm
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  tornado catch up. So fuck that.
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  Shit is stupid anyway hurricane. That's that's what I'm yeah.
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  No, well what was it? If it's Category 3, we're
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  staying put and I am going to go full form a Florida Man by in,
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  which case. I mean, I'm just probably going
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  to go on Drinking binge. Because what else is there to
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  do? If there's a guy video games?
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  Well, it's hard to buy video games without power, though.
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  Although I suppose, I could like hook up, you know, I suppose, I
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  could say, fuck, fuck. The refrigerator, I'm gonna hook
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  up my PlayStation to the back-up generator.
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  Honestly, you just have to make sure it's cold for a bit and
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  then it can sit for, like, six hours before.
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  You plug the fridge back in. Yeah that yeah that's that's
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  true. That that's actually a really
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  good point. As long as no one opens the
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  fridge. You can keep that motherfucker
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  close safely with perishables for like six hours.
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  Well, that? Well, that's what we about that
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  is what we only had to do the last time was just not go into
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  the fridge at off had power outages.
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  Back when I lived in Tennessee, I know how that is.
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  Yeah. But and but anyway, long story
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  short. You know, the hurricane despite
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  what? CNN and all these other news
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  outlets, they always act like hurricanes or apocalyptic, you
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  know? Like it's they always act like
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  the latest fucking it's gonna be like that movie 2012 where like
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  everything gets merged and, you know, the oh yeah.
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  And and it's not like that at worst.
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  At worst will lose power will have to walk to go somewhere
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  else so that at my elderly grandmother, you know, doesn't
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  get like because when she loses how like, you know, it is harder
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  on the ELA way. Oh yeah, well, everything is
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  there old Yeah. Now they're they're not that
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  bad. I have minor experience not
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  through technically hurricane but through typhoons one of them
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  in Okinawa and we were living oh yeah, high-rise buildings.
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  So that was some fun window shaking Adventures night.
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  Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure I'm sure what and the durability
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  rebase we can't like is not much place we can go unless it gets
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  really bad. Yeah.
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  But I mean also at the same time, I I feel like if you're on
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  a military base, at least I would hope.
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  So I wouldn't because it's the military.
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  I would hope that a power outage won't affect.
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  You know, you guys for, as long as it would for essential
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  buildings, have a little bit more luxury but an do in terms
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  of fixing it, you mean yeah, no problem.
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  Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. The efficiency would be a lot
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  faster than on the civilian griddle say that.
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  Yeah. Yeah but anyway yeah so so the
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  hurricane is like the big that's like the big sexy news story of
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  the week National yes. Sam is that because you're a
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  Floridian now that you find hurricane sexy.
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  I mean, is it there are you going to get a hurricane fat ass
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  mouse pad? Look up Hurricane anime girl and
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  see if I'm right. Oh my God.
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  Yeah, I know. Listen, no, we're gonna do porn
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  site. Let's go do a porn site to see
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  his fucking hurricane born. Fuck!
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  I mean, come on, somebody has to cause chaos right now.
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  Hurricane listen, entries for Hurricane.
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  Somebody has made a thick big titty.
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  Fat ass for Hurricane woman. I shit you not Ruth rule 34,
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  right? If it exists, there's porn of
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  it. Roll number 34 of the internet.
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  Yeah, there are actually several 12.
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  Yeah, there are two pieces where somebody turned the actual Act
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  of a hurricane into something. Sexual, God bless the internet.
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  Yeah, that's that's that's the type of shit that, you know, I
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  mean, so the other thing is mr. Medic, her was on that at the
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  internet with Josh from. Yeah, got that.
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  That was really good. And yeah, I actually caught that
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  too. To and you know this is like
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  medical brought up the point that you know, the Internet is
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  just getting so sanitized that you know, will miss out lunch in
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  the future like, you know, big titty, hurricane.
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  You know, anime girls, or whatever.
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  I don't know if we'll ever get that dystopian, but it's not
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  going to be good. Yeah, we probably be pushed to
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  more and And forth further Corners.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Sadly, speaking of and shit r.i.p., at least of the Twitter
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  handle of our boy, Max sand. I guess.
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  Oh dear. Well, I'm not really surprised.
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  Well, hold on, though. I thought maybe he's in, share,
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  I'm not Max. If you're in shat, say
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  something. I know I sent the link into your
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  gilded server but last time I was saying something.
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  I like I think evel's he said something out careful's and
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  that's kind of a mistake if you want to keep her Twitter because
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  Cavalls War report just out anyone for any and everyone.
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  Yeah, and Doc's you if possible. yeah, it's weird that like Kevin
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  Woods came out and nowhere and it's doing like Okay.
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  Ralph at the very least like small contained incidents.
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  Yes. Well, well, well, that the very
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  least like even when he's an asshole like he kind of like as
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  far as like the ones of the week L like Ralph kind of fits the
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  bill. Almost like, I'm not saying that
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  that's a good thing. Like in a weird way I do kind of
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  have to like not an iron but I guess compliment.
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  He he does. He is a good heal at the very
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  least. Oh no, he's fucking not dude.
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  Okay, maybe if the pure sense of.
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  Yeah, I get people to hate me dude.
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  That's not, that's not gonna, okay.
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  Yeah. Well He's gonna be just good at
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  people hating because he's a fucking asshole.
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  I wouldn't say that. Yeah, yeah.
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  Is he legitimate people hate him for the legitimate reasons of
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  the right? Right?
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  Yeah, yeah. That and that's, that's what I
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  mean. But like, but capfuls is even is
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  even that good at that and he's caused more damage than Ralph
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  has at this point. Well, I mean, Ralph would have
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  fucking taking down the Kiwi Farms if he had the ability and
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  training dollars. Well, yeah, well well, that's
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  the thing is like, like Ralph just doesn't have the just to
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  have the social justice work clout to, you know, or the
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  money. Well lands.
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  Oh yeah, not not anymore. Or the victimhood.
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  Well, ya know, even the victim of God bless because like Rouse
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  victimhood complexes is like, he'll take things that happened
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  to him, but Kevin's whole existence is just, I'm a victim.
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  Yeah. Is he back yet or no?
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  It's back, but it. But like Josh has to keep
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  changing domains so. Oh, dear like yeah.
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  So he's playing like the last. I heard he's literally playing
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  cat and mouse. With that all thing. so yeah,
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  that that is That is weird. That is where we're at with that
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  in other like in other news and I put news and heavy air quotes,
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  apparently, Hillary Clinton called Magus Porters Nazis again
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  after a teenager who wore them a MAG hat.
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  Was like murdered. Now, what I want to know is, why
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  is this even like newsworthy like I, I don't know, I guess,
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  like, people are like, outraged, she's doing this.
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  And it's shitty. Yes.
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  But like, I'm just not surprised at all that she's doing this to,
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  like, why is he even we already know?
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  She's unironically. I think it's important.
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  Never forget that. Hillary Clinton is a fucking
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  cunt. I think that's why that happens.
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  We can never never ever let it slip because that's what people
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  that's what happened with people with Hillary during the
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  election. They forgot that not just
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  fucking I don't know, fucking 8, 10 years ago from that election,
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  she was actively welcoming the crowd full of booze because she
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  was an opposition of gay marriage.
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  Yeah, like, well forever. Forget Clint, you know what?
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  Fuck it clintons are assholes. Well, not well not just well,
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  not just that. But I believe she, I believe and
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  of course, this has been scrubbed from the internet now,
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  but I remember that back during the Eight election.
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  There were rumors Sheen bill. They kept saying, like Obama
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  would have been our hours servant like, you know, 30 years
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  ago or do? Yeah I'm sure or something.
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  I mean I'm sure they would say that they listen, they like to,
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  you know, the continents like to pose for, you know, photo ops
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  with the Obamas now and like pretend that you know, that
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  their But deep down, you know, that he'll write hates Obama
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  because it because first Obama stole her her rightful Throne,
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  you know of the presidency. And then a reality TV star
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  stole, pillows quote, unquote Crown, which meaning of predict
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  business. What?
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  I've heard worse but, you know, not yeah, but if x is in here
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  right now. Well, well, yeah, that's true.
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  He's probably, he's wearing it right now while listening to
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  this. Now, he's probably like
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  crime-solving to interview into like a pint of beer at his local
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  bar or he's buried in pussy right now.
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  By wish, I didn't know either. ER wait, she would still have us
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  on? He'd have them put us on in the
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  bar or he'd play us during sex that scenario?
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  No, no, no, no, no, not, not. That kind of pussy.
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  You misunderstand my friend. I don't know.
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  Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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  Yeah. The man is when I, when I folks,
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  when I say the man is surrounded by pussy and regular listeners,
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  and viewers will know this. But when I say the Apex is
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  surrounded by pussy. He's not he's not like some you
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  know, Playboy billionaire that's earned by models.
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  No, no he's literally surrounded by cats.
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  He's like he's almost like a crazy cat lady but he's in dude,
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  I'm gonna say this. I still think we would be an
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  excellent podcast for cats. I think you shouldn't set our
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  potential solo, I think we can do great in the cat.
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  Demographic. Well, well, well said.
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  I'm always see the cat owned by possible rate.
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  Is my dating Latinas. I am, I am.
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  I am all for doing podcasts for actual cats.
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  Cat boys on the other cat boys, on the other hand.
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  Well what look yeah, we keep. Like, when does has already
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  taken care of that sector, you know, he's the king of the, of
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  the Cowboys sector and ironically.
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  So, but yeah. Going back onto the Clinton hate
• 29:19
  rain, apparently, Helicon, dunamis to has a new show on
• 29:25
  Apple TV, and okay, Yeah, that activate your reaction is little
• 29:34
  like I was, I was I was going to play a sound clip, but your
• 29:41
  reaction was pretty much like the general, populations
• 29:46
  reaction to Hillary. Clinton has it, has a new show
• 29:51
  it has Like Apple TV. What let's face it.
• 29:55
  They've, they've actually they've put out some decent
• 29:59
  shows but they're not. They're not Netflix or Amazon.
• 30:02
  They're kind of like, everybody like this.
• 30:05
  I would rather see Rosie O'Donnell on Apple TV than
• 30:07
  Hillary Clinton. Yeah, well, I mean, I well, Even
• 30:20
  people who hate would actually watch that show.
• 30:28
  Trump would watch Rosie O'Donnell over Clinton.
• 30:31
  Yeah. Hello.
• 30:33
  Hillary Clinton, the only good thing that Hillary Clinton's new
• 30:37
  show is the fact that like the 10 Dylan and all these little
• 30:41
  podcasters. It's made for great podcast from
• 30:45
  to because everyone's been shitting a Non-Stop because
• 30:50
  Nobody wanted that show just like nobody wanted a Hillary
• 30:54
  Clinton podcast. In 2020.
• 30:58
  And yet I heart radio was like, yeah no.
• 31:01
  We're gonna we're gonna sit Hillary Clinton up with a stamp
• 31:05
  Stockholm sponsorship and Hillary is going to somehow make
• 31:10
  ad reads sound like the most forced thing ever.
• 31:16
  You know, even though it's like reading a off a teleprompter,
• 31:20
  her podcast at her podcast, podcast are not supposed to
• 31:23
  sound scripted. They're supposed to be off the
• 31:26
  cuff. Like this, but yet when she was
• 31:30
  doing a podcast, it sound like she was literally reading from a
• 31:35
  teleprompter inflections, in all and it was and it was foul like
• 31:41
  it. I don't even think they ran for
• 31:44
  like an entire season of the podcast.
• 31:47
  Oh, probably not. Also, by the way, your video is
• 31:50
  frozen. And I do not know why even on
• 31:52
  the YouTube run, it's frozen. so, it is my Also hello mr.
• 32:02
  Vickers. See you in the chat there?
• 32:04
  Oh, how about now? Okay, now you're good now,
• 32:09
  you're good. Yeah, my my, my screen for some
• 32:13
  reason why Quentin to sleep, therefore first, that might have
• 32:17
  been what it was might have been.
• 32:21
  I would like to Hillary Clinton show if it was in the style of a
• 32:24
  little Bush. I'm a little Bush for Comedy
• 32:26
  Central. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:28
  See that. That would have been good.
• 32:30
  See that one but it's good. But the contents aren't
• 32:32
  creative? 20 and oh shit.
• 32:35
  By the way we we just got a PayPal donation.
• 32:42
  Oh damn, it's not through stream on.
• 32:45
  So I'm going to have to pull up my PayPal app here real quick.
• 32:51
  I believe, I know who it's from, let me just Let me, let me do
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  my, let me prepare my best. Andy wore ski impression as
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  well. Since I have a feeling I know
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  who this is from but and yeah. Okay, big super chat from
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  Which we are watching Survivor on the Gum Road.
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  where you can read my reviews. Of old Clint Eastwood movies
• 34:12
  that I've been doing and other and other stuff.
• 34:18
  I may also be reviewing cyberpunk Edge Runners on there.
• 34:22
  When it went a heads probably, should people complain about
• 34:27
  spoilers and how everything gets spoiled.
• 34:30
  So I have so the only thing I figured to do is to put the
• 34:34
  spoilers behind a pay wall so it's 50 dollars a year or five
• 34:38
  bucks. A month and you know you also
• 34:43
  get videos of me doing stuff on there too, because subset got to
• 34:50
  be, you know, you gotta you gotta be more specific, man.
• 34:52
  You can't just say you're gonna see videos on their stuff.
• 34:56
  Like come on dude, optic Optics. Video wall videos of me doing
• 35:04
  album reviews, are we go and playing playing music playing
• 35:09
  stuff that I can't play on YouTube because of because they
• 35:13
  hate cripples. Well yeah and because well well
• 35:19
  he's conservative cripples well more specifically they want more
• 35:24
  specifically at the music licensing company.
• 35:30
  Hates hates cripples and general or anyone who isn't a radio
• 35:36
  station. Can we just, can we just take a
• 35:39
  quick minute to shout out? Fuck all.
• 35:42
  Mucin music licensing rights. Thank you.
• 35:46
  Yeah yeah. Just a quick fuck you to the
• 35:49
  music industry real quick. The Big Industry.
• 35:52
  Not the ND, The Big Industry, the record.
• 35:54
  Yeah. Now the The Big Industry does
• 35:56
  suck and yeah, if burn the motherfucker down, but that's
• 36:03
  probably. I'm just, I'm just being like
• 36:05
  this because I've been playing cyberpunk.
• 36:06
  So you know, no I agree. I was saying that like a decade
• 36:12
  ago every once in a while. They'll come out every once in a
• 36:17
  while. There will still be good albums
• 36:23
  that come out. One of the things I have
• 36:26
  reviewed on the sub stack, I haven't posted it but I'll be
• 36:29
  posting and tomorrow is, and you might actually be interested in
• 36:34
  this act but considering that you're into 80s music and you
• 36:38
  were in Japan as well. I'll know you weren't even born
• 36:43
  when the time this album on I'm holding in my hand came out, but
• 36:50
  there was recently, Re-release of the police around the world
• 36:54
  tour from 1980. Oh nice!
• 36:59
  That it was a documentary that came out on and on MTV in 1981,
• 37:06
  you can still find an upload on YouTube from there, like from
• 37:14
  the 80s, but it's really bad quality.
• 37:17
  So I got this for like, 20 bucks on Amazon.
• 37:21
  I did try and upload the review to YouTube Because of You Know
• 37:28
  music usage and whatnot. It immediately got flagged on my
• 37:32
  backup channel so you know, big shock but what I'm going to do.
• 37:37
  So that's the type of stuff that you'll find on my sub stack and
• 37:42
  a large portion in. This was also filmed in Japan
• 37:45
  back in the day and should have everything in the 80s, but
• 37:50
  that's just me. Well, a lot of stuff was film
• 37:55
  filmed in Japan in the 80s and then eventually that changed.
• 38:01
  And then, you know what happened?
• 38:02
  After that, we got them filming Fast and Furious 3, Tokyo Drift
• 38:07
  mostly outside of Tokyo. Yeah, it sucks about movies.
• 38:13
  Japanese. Well, that that's like that's
• 38:19
  the same thing with like ghosts. Shima, like people think of it.
• 38:23
  Ghosts of tsushima was a Japanese game and I believe it's
• 38:27
  act like an American game like this done by Sucker Punch.
• 38:32
  Yeah. That had like Japanese actors
• 38:35
  and what and why not? So which by the way between
• 38:41
  between that and Elden ring, people think that I play are
• 38:45
  like games with swords. Now, which what's wrong with
• 38:50
  that sword? Cool.
• 38:52
  Exactly. But to start playing cyberpunk.
• 38:56
  Well, that does have swords in it but it has a lot of guns in
• 38:59
  it. Yeah.
• 39:00
  As well as a lot of guns. I am a bit mad though because my
• 39:07
  my save file somehow got corrupted.
• 39:12
  So I had to start all over again and I had forgotten initially
• 39:19
  about Level where you go into a warehouse to get like some Bots
• 39:28
  or something and you encounter those weird guys who can hack
• 39:36
  your Biometrics and set you on fire something that was oh
• 39:40
  that's that's everybody all the time everywhere.
• 39:43
  Anybody, any NBC can do that if they have the quick access that
• 39:47
  is a fucking pain in the ass to deal with.
• 39:51
  Yeah, that's why you get a skill in the intelligence tree, real
• 39:54
  early. That lets you identify net
• 39:55
  Runners that are hacking you that way you can go talk to them
• 39:59
  with extreme prejudice. I see yes yes I need I need to
• 40:07
  do that. I can give you all the tips and
• 40:10
  tricks and some of the best builds I'm I am sure.
• 40:14
  I am sure. You, you have probably you have
• 40:17
  probably a long day hours on cypherpunk like I have with
• 40:21
  night. See the, the old ruhub repub
• 40:24
  work and that's saying a lot because I have a lot of hours
• 40:27
  logged with old republic. I think I met 140 150 with
• 40:30
  cyberpunk. I recently read Started a new
• 40:32
  play through and I have been I've been losing time.
• 40:35
  Let me put it like that, that's how fun it's been going.
• 40:38
  And I've just been doing side jobs.
• 40:40
  I've only done two main missions and I've been spending the last
• 40:44
  probably 10, 12 hours doing side jobs and loving it.
• 40:48
  Feel like, oh, it's repetitious you just run around and shoot,
• 40:50
  guys. Yeah, but you can guys, feels
• 40:52
  real, fucking fun. Sometimes, sometimes those side,
• 40:56
  those side jobs are the best. Oh yeah.
• 41:00
  Just because you get to play with him.
• 41:02
  Fireman's and do things from different perspectives and have
• 41:05
  different opportunities of ways to do combat fucking love this
• 41:09
  game. So and I so I know that last
• 41:15
  week, two or I guess two weeks ago, we were all kind of
• 41:20
  collectively shitting on the Last of Us Party.
• 41:24
  Part one, which let's be honest, is just the last bus remastered
• 41:29
  for the PS5. It's not wrong.
• 41:33
  It's not really a remake as much of a remaster.
• 41:37
  He and I would, and I was kind shitting on remakes in general,
• 41:42
  up until a friend of mine was like, hey Sam, I know.
• 41:46
  I know you like Mafia happy played Mafia Definitive Edition.
• 41:51
  Yeah, and now, I hadn't up until this week.
• 41:57
  And Mafia Definitive Edition. If you've never played any of
• 42:02
  the mafia games now, is a good time to start because mopping
• 42:09
  was initially released in 2002, good, yakgwa back when PS2 first
• 42:16
  came out. So it's literally a 20-year year
• 42:20
  old game and Madame loud. Sound God damn it.
• 42:25
  I know, I know, man. We're getting we're getting old.
• 42:31
  Your shut the fuck up. Don't say it and it's not real.
• 42:37
  Yeah, but yeah, I know it's been around a good guy.
• 42:42
  But yeah, that game has been around for a good while when I
• 42:47
  heard that they were going to do a moth here.
• 42:49
  Renege, I was a bit skeptical. But when they did a remake they
• 42:53
  actually did a remake by which, I mean, They literally built a
• 42:58
  new engine for it or used the engine for Mafia 3 and actually
• 43:04
  worked the bugs out. They did a whole graphic thing.
• 43:09
  They even, they even brought a new voice actors to, like, redo
• 43:16
  the script and everything. It looks amazing.
• 43:19
  Amazing and - the fucking right race Mission, which is still,
• 43:25
  which is still nearly Out of fucking impossible to win.
• 43:28
  It is a fun ass game. So I highly recommend that and
• 43:35
  with that, what's going to gaming news did to do do, do, do
• 43:41
  do, okay, so we did Miss quite a bit or sorry my ass missed quite
• 43:48
  a bit by being gone. Because Tokyo game show has been
• 43:53
  happening. A lot of stuff for that.
• 43:56
  So let's just start on something, interesting, that
• 44:02
  Ubisoft has decided. It is now time to hit the panic
• 44:05
  button and have announced Assassin's Creed red, which will
• 44:08
  be Assassin's Creed in feudal, Japan.
• 44:12
  This will be one of the main line games, not like the mobile
• 44:15
  game, Assassin's Creed Jade, which has to do with China, They
• 44:22
  are getting to that point that they have ran out of places.
• 44:26
  They think they can sell games based upon which, which is funny
• 44:30
  you say that because I just mentioned ghost Shima.
• 44:35
  And it's funny because I don't usually must have like played a
• 44:41
  game. I try not to watch too many like
• 44:44
  you know, playthrough game things on YouTube but now Now I
• 44:50
  played ghost of tsushima. Bet, I haven't watching watching
• 44:55
  someone, play it, and the comments repeatedly have been
• 45:00
  like, geez, I wish Assassin's Creed would do this in Japan.
• 45:06
  And so now like, yeah, Ubisoft saw what goes to?
• 45:10
  She seemed I did. And so now they're like, yeah,
• 45:14
  they're panicking. It's not that they've always had
• 45:18
  that on the button, Assassin's Creed fans have been clamoring
• 45:21
  for that for years and they've been fucking cock-teasing it
• 45:24
  here and there with the China shit, I wouldn't say goes the
• 45:28
  tsushima did a lot and we'll get into it because it's another
• 45:30
  piece of news, but I think now, I think it's less of a reaction
• 45:35
  to tsushima for them and more of a hey, we're losing sales.
• 45:39
  People are not buying these games that were putting out
• 45:41
  every year to that are practically the same carbon copy
• 45:44
  thing. How do we?
• 45:47
  How do we get them? Yeah, I always wanted.
• 45:49
  That's the most that's the most one.
• 45:51
  It's, you know, people want that they've always wanted it.
• 45:56
  But now it's just there at the point where, I don't know, maybe
• 45:59
  they finally got out there system that yo, cuz you look at
• 46:02
  all the places that they could have been and it's probably just
• 46:06
  stuff those particular Ubisoft French developers wanted to go
• 46:09
  like Greece and Italy and shit like that.
• 46:13
  Well I well I was going to say Like I haven't played that I
• 46:17
  haven't played that much the Assassin's Creed games.
• 46:20
  Like I played the first two but like how did they done almost
• 46:26
  everything? Like last time I heard they were
• 46:29
  even like going into the American Revolution and you know
• 46:33
  that was the third game. Well long, yeah back and then
• 46:36
  they went to Bucking probably like the Bahamas and shit with
• 46:42
  piracy and all that shit. I remember exactly.
• 46:44
  Oh, yeah, I remember that. That was one, but they say
• 46:46
  they've done Vikings. They've done Egypt.
• 46:49
  They've done Greece. Like they don't do anything.
• 46:55
  That is like they did, then they do a lot of comics for stuff.
• 46:59
  Like there's a Russian base, common one, but for the games,
• 47:03
  they don't they've done London. They've done France.
• 47:07
  They aren't doing anything with a Very different different
• 47:11
  culture like New Zealand Australia, you know, way back or
• 47:18
  whatever. God, how many things in Africa?
• 47:21
  Could you do a different points in history that might be
• 47:23
  interesting? You know, because they're big on
• 47:28
  big old maps and it looking real nice.
• 47:30
  In the whole thing, little beautiful picture sets, right?
• 47:34
  You'd have tons of fucking shit to do through that China alone.
• 47:38
  You've got plenty of fun. And should you got all sorts of
• 47:41
  things with Aztecs you could do in South America and shit?
• 47:47
  There are so many more just varied locations.
• 47:50
  They just haven't done. Because like I said, I think
• 47:53
  it's the devs. Just wanting to do the places
• 47:55
  they're interested in first and foremost.
• 47:57
  Yeah. And they're like, we're not
• 48:01
  weeaboos. We don't care about Japan even
• 48:03
  though, but now they see you now, they do cuz the game thing.
• 48:09
  So like they used to, but it is interesting that you did bring
• 48:14
  that up because that will actually lead in to another
• 48:18
  piece of news. I have thanks to Ghost of
• 48:20
  tsushima. Sega has finally decided oh I
• 48:24
  guess you westerners really do like that Samurai shit.
• 48:26
  Huh, okay. Here's like a dragon eachine
• 48:30
  like a dragon being, we famous Yakuza or you.
• 48:32
  Gu series eachine being game that they release back.
• 48:36
  And I think 2014 or 2015, one of the early PS4 games.
• 48:40
  And one of the games that I've been wanting out of that
• 48:43
  franchise for a long time, I've always wanted the Yakuza games
• 48:47
  with like a dragon games that we never got.
• 48:50
  Yeah, which were to on the PSP. And then there was a samurai one
• 48:54
  on PS3 and then this one is PS3 PS4 and so we're finally getting
• 48:58
  this one. So maybe we'll get the other one
• 49:02
  and this is a good one to test with because I know this will
• 49:06
  sell. Well, it's got good combat.
• 49:07
  It's very stylish. And I'm just happy that were I'm
• 49:11
  finally going to get it in English.
• 49:13
  So I don't have to learn that much Japanese to play it.
• 49:16
  Because I'm lazy. Yeah, I know.
• 49:19
  Yeah, I know that. That's that's good.
• 49:21
  I actually remember I think I I don't have a copy but I do
• 49:26
  remember playing like one of the Yakuza games on PSP at like a
• 49:31
  friend's house or something. That it would have been the
• 49:35
  import then because the only ones on PSP were the qto series
• 49:39
  has had 12 Black Panther. Yeah.
• 49:43
  Yeah, I think it was. I think it was in it Imports,
• 49:45
  so, that was it, that was really cool.
• 49:48
  I thought, I think they would have that one would have done
• 49:50
  well overseas, but Sega that time, we're cowards about that
• 49:54
  franchise, and just thought, there's no way.
• 49:58
  Yeah. Yeah, so that's that's exciting.
• 50:05
  What up speaking? Also fpsb handhelds the remake
• 50:09
  of Crisis. Core called Crisis Core.
• 50:11
  Final Fantasy 7, reunions Soul. He's my fucking body.
• 50:16
  When I say that will launch on PlayStation 5 Xbox series,
• 50:20
  PlayStation 4 Xbox one switch, and PC via Steam on December
• 50:26
  3rd. So if you are interested in
• 50:29
  Final Fantasy Crisis, Core The weirdest series within the Final
• 50:32
  Fantasy, 7 compilation series. Give it a, give it a, give it a
• 50:38
  pickup, I don't like that. They replace the main voice
• 50:41
  actor and probably others. But, you know, at least it's not
• 50:46
  forever locked on the PSP anymore.
• 50:49
  I guess emulations of thing, I don't buy the whole locked on
• 50:53
  Old system thing anymore but you know, can't can't say.
• 50:57
  Yeah. Well it's especially since as,
• 51:00
  as I've Branded on this show before, at least, you know,
• 51:04
  sadly handhelds. Don't write a thing anymore
• 51:07
  except for them tendo switch. So and speaking of the Nintendo
• 51:13
  switch, guess what else is coming to fucking switch and
• 51:18
  Xbox series? I'd actually I actually did read
• 51:23
  about about this today. GoldenEye GoldenEye 007 coming
• 51:28
  to Xbox series and Xbox One. Along with switch via the
• 51:32
  Nintendo 64 and tendo switch, online emulator, supports
• 51:41
  split-screen, local multiplayer as it fucking should will be
• 51:46
  available via the Xbox LIVE Game Pass, which I hope.
• 51:50
  There's a PC version of that. Then if that's the case, and the
• 51:55
  Nintendo 64, Nintendo switch online version will support
• 51:58
  online, multiplayer, as well. Yeah, so that's, that's good.
• 52:03
  All around. That's just good.
• 52:05
  That's a good game. Yeah, I might actually it's
• 52:09
  funny. You mention this, I'm I was
• 52:11
  actually, I saw that and then I was like, I would like to think
• 52:14
  I'm like, damn, I might have to get a, I might actually have to
• 52:17
  get a switch now, even though I'm in Sona guy switch, has some
• 52:22
  good stuff. If you do go to switch, we're
• 52:24
  out there are some good things that you can get on switch.
• 52:26
  That are fun, little experiences that make that, that concept
• 52:29
  Priceless. And this would One of them.
• 52:33
  Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not even sure if I would buy the
• 52:36
  whole thing. I just might buy a like one of
• 52:38
  those switch light things, which is from my understanding ways to
• 52:42
  just the hat is just a handheld version of the.
• 52:46
  You don't want it, you can't hook it into a TV and the
• 52:51
  controller is not removable. So if one of those buttons are
• 52:53
  stick starts to go bad. You can't just replace it with
• 52:56
  another Joy con side. Oh, so that's why that must be,
• 53:01
  why it's so So much more cheaper than yes.
• 53:04
  It because it can't dock into a TV and it is a little bit
• 53:07
  smaller to. Yeah.
• 53:09
  Okay, well that's well, that's good to know then.
• 53:13
  So, yeah, so and I think with it being on game passing, my have
• 53:17
  of the PC version. And then, that's how we'll have
• 53:20
  it on PC. I hope that would be nice.
• 53:23
  Yeah. Well well, that makes me wonder
• 53:25
  if like I mean, if if Sony is smart and unfortunately there
• 53:32
  are not do not and that pains me to say as as a loyal PlayStation
• 53:41
  user for years but the a sign he's not smart but if they were,
• 53:45
  they would seriously consider contacting.
• 53:53
  You know, the studio that basically did I mean M MGM is
• 53:57
  one thing, right? They can get that but contact me
• 54:00
  with games through that. Did The Tomorrow Never Dies
• 54:05
  video game and you know remastering that or porting it
• 54:10
  to that would be good to have in a psone Classics.
• 54:14
  Kind of a thing. That would be a good game too.
• 54:16
  Yeah because I thought you're going to go the opposite route
• 54:19
  and I thought you were going to go.
• 54:20
  Why can't they contact the Wu-Tang Clan and Port Wu-Tang
• 54:23
  Shaolin style to support local 4 player, multiplayer, fighting
• 54:29
  and combat with combat with Nintendo on that front.
• 54:33
  Well maybe local multiplayer. Well, they should do that.
• 54:37
  They should do that too. At some point.
• 54:39
  They what what they really need to do is bring back What they
• 54:46
  really need to do? Well, I'll wait until after
• 54:51
  gaming news for for that. So to pull back on it just a
• 54:56
  little bit, we talked about like a dragon and Sega also has
• 55:00
  announced that like a dragon ate for PlayStation 5, Xbox 360,
• 55:06
  Xbox One and PC steam. In the Microsoft store will
• 55:10
  launch in early 2024 prepare for early 2020.
• 55:15
  Or be ready for mid to late 2024.
• 55:20
  If that is the case, the story will star.
• 55:25
  The Yakuza like a dragon protagonist of, which is
• 55:28
  yahooza, eight, Ichiban kasuga portrayed by kazuhiro Nakamura.
• 55:32
  Are I'm sorry. Knockout.
• 55:34
  Sorry, and the series protagonist Cosmic Kitty
• 55:39
  portrayed by Takaya Kuroda. It is said that this will be the
• 55:44
  largest game too. Date.
• 55:46
  And for some reason, q2u now has white anime hair.
• 55:51
  I mean, it's gray but he looks almost like an anime Kei.
• 55:55
  I didn't recognize him at first. I'm like, oh, fuck.
• 55:57
  This is gonna be interesting. So this is, this is the one
• 56:01
  franchise where you can say eight and I don't groan and I'm
• 56:06
  like yeah, fucking go 8. Let's go.
• 56:10
  Well I mean I guess that I guess that's good.
• 56:14
  Good. Then if you're if you're not, if
• 56:16
  you're actually anticipating it. Yeah.
• 56:18
  Because oh dude, seven was seven was great.
• 56:20
  You're telling me you're going to take this Japanese crime,
• 56:23
  beat them up. Open world game, and turn it
• 56:25
  into a fucking jrpg. That's hilarious, I'm down and
• 56:30
  then it was so good. Yeah, I know that that's that
• 56:34
  sounds, that does sound good. I've I kind of Find it funny
• 56:41
  that they actually like re-released reach of rage on
• 56:46
  mobile reasonably. Yeah, I'm surprised about
• 56:52
  anything that happens with Streets of Rage because it's
• 56:54
  Streets of Rage. They they got forgotten in a
• 56:57
  fucking room like for years and years and ya know like someone
• 57:04
  someone tied them to the boiler and never came back until like a
• 57:07
  decade later and then we got to reach for.
• 57:11
  Yeah. Well, I mean, well, I mean that
• 57:14
  when I was the same thing with with gold and I for a long time,
• 57:19
  I mean well let's be real. Let's be real more people talked
• 57:22
  about and played Port versions like GoldenEye source of golden
• 57:26
  eye than anybody played anything of Streets of Rage.
• 57:30
  Yeah well yeah although let's not let's not bring up gold and
• 57:36
  I reloaded and and don't fucking forgot about that.
• 57:40
  And and I'm and I'm and I'm sorry.
• 57:43
  I love, I love Daniel Craig, he's a great Bond but he's not
• 57:50
  Pierce. Wasn't he will say the same shit
• 57:54
  about say the same. Shit does though, Pierce Pierce
• 57:58
  Brosnan's? Not a real Bond.
• 57:59
  Sean Connery. That's a real Bond.
• 58:01
  Well I'm not even I'm not even saying I'm not even saying that
• 58:06
  but we it would it would be weird if If?
• 58:12
  It would be weird if they I mean it would be weird if like they
• 58:17
  made like a game of commercial with love, which they actually
• 58:22
  did was Sean Connery back in the day and it was awesome.
• 58:26
  But if anything it would have been weird if they like stuck
• 58:31
  Daniel Craig's bond in the Connery eras, I don't and after
• 58:38
  that and that's what they did with like.
• 58:41
  That's what they did with golden.
• 58:42
  Reloaded. They essentially we're like,
• 58:44
  hey, what's make what's make GoldenEye part of the Craig
• 58:50
  Cannon? Even though even though we know
• 58:54
  that you know that that is really not but let's do it
• 58:57
  anyway. And what's take everything that
• 59:00
  was like what's make Alec trevelyan and two-dimensional
• 59:03
  character and like let's just really dumb.
• 59:09
  Let's take away. Everything that was great about
• 59:11
  GoldenEye. My and just make a shitty remake
• 59:17
  with, with Daniel Craig, where he sounds really disinterested
• 59:22
  and Rob probably was, yeah, well, I mean, like, there were
• 59:27
  some there, some lines in that movie, that, you know, that bras
• 59:31
  and gives I like supposedly wedding fun and tongue-in-cheek,
• 59:34
  but then, when Craig doesn't, he just sounds board and like, you
• 59:38
  know, dry which I get is his bonds.
• 59:43
  You know, he's more dry gas but still it doesn't.
• 59:47
  It doesn't quite translate a while.
• 59:49
  So yeah, I'm happy. That they're actually bringing
• 59:52
  back the original game as opposed to doing another
• 59:55
  rescanned. So yeah, it's good.
• 59:58
  No, it's good. And and and with the
• 1:00:00
  multiplayer, I I kind of am so very quietly hoping that maybe
• 1:00:06
  there's a chance for GoldenEye to make such a wreath, to make a
• 1:00:11
  new beginning. Esport.
• 1:00:14
  Well, not just that but like on a different kind of thinking
• 1:00:19
  about things from a different perspective, it would be very
• 1:00:23
  interesting if GoldenEye kind of re-sparked.
• 1:00:29
  Kind of in a larger sense. Also res marked interest for
• 1:00:33
  interest for, you know, James Bond in general because after
• 1:00:38
  the ending of no time to die, everyone's kind of like, okay.
• 1:00:43
  Well that was disappointing. What's next for the franchise?
• 1:00:49
  And so now maybe this might give them some ideas of what the fans
• 1:00:54
  want they need. They need to do.
• 1:00:58
  Well, I I actually looked into it IO is doing the James Bond
• 1:01:02
  game. I are, are they, is that?
• 1:01:06
  Is that official? Now I've heard that I've heard
• 1:01:08
  that like being rumored for years now if I'm not mistaken
• 1:01:13
  when I go to the io interactive website and I click on Project
• 1:01:18
  007 that this tells me that project, 007 The Working title
• 1:01:23
  is a brand new James Bond game to be developed and published by
• 1:01:26
  IO. Interactive the now, all we need
• 1:01:29
  to do is get them in Fortnight and that one fight.
• 1:01:34
  Game that has LeBron James in it and we can bring back James
• 1:01:39
  Bond. It'll be perfect that the yeah
• 1:01:41
  that that well that's awesome. Imagine and in iOS Genji to
• 1:01:48
  write you get you get James Bond but you also get hear me out.
• 1:01:52
  You get hit man and hit man. I'll call lab mission.
• 1:01:56
  That would be really a raging party Agent 47 and 007.
• 1:02:02
  That what that was like the best Yeah, that would be a really
• 1:02:05
  cool Mission. So one for both games, 47 in the
• 1:02:11
  007 game and 007 in Hitman game so that way you're getting two
• 1:02:16
  of the characters in different environments that you really
• 1:02:19
  maximize on the crossover. Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  And and they are and they are both and they are well, I know
• 1:02:27
  that I know that Agent 47 is voiced by a British Kaiba.
• 1:02:30
  Is he supposed to be? I know I know Diana.
• 1:02:34
  What's her face is British, but isn't it Madam solved supposed
• 1:02:37
  to be British? Or is she supposed to be a bald
• 1:02:40
  white man? And that's about as far as
• 1:02:43
  anyone thinks. Well, I remember.
• 1:02:50
  I remember playing I remember playing three like the the new
• 1:02:56
  Trilogy of Hitman games and they were like we're finally going to
• 1:03:01
  reveal hitman's full origin story and then they were like
• 1:03:08
  yeah no fuck you. It's as if Joey we know it's
• 1:03:12
  been 20 years but we're still going to take you on a
• 1:03:15
  wild-goose chase. Because if I remember he was
• 1:03:19
  born in Romania. I Well, you remember, he's a
• 1:03:27
  fucking clone. So yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Well, I'm kind of Clone be British and if so do, they weep
• 1:03:33
  when the queen dies? Well, well listen.
• 1:03:38
  I'm the one thing that surprised me is we have a merit, we have
• 1:03:42
  Americans here, who are Weeping that the Queen's dead, and that
• 1:03:50
  and discuss. And I'm just kind of like, okay,
• 1:03:53
  I guess I like, I understand so much understand your fucking
• 1:03:58
  American. There's no excuse for that
• 1:04:00
  bullshit. Well, you remember taxes the
• 1:04:04
  well yeah, right coats. Well I will do some.
• 1:04:09
  Someone actually brought this up to me because they were like you
• 1:04:14
  and Apex and act but will really like you guys were assholes when
• 1:04:18
  it came to the passing of the queen and it's like and it's
• 1:04:22
  like yes we were but also understand why.
• 1:04:25
  Like okay I understand I understand why people were sad
• 1:04:30
  when Princess Diana died because she was younger and like you
• 1:04:34
  know it was before her time Right.
• 1:04:37
  But, but the query but the queen was 96, she's Reign forever,
• 1:04:43
  it's not that we don't care but it's like and it's like this is
• 1:04:47
  what does she fucking do for Britain?
• 1:04:51
  I mean I guess I guess the role is bringing Revenue.
• 1:04:56
  They have like they have like a horse breeding like company now
• 1:05:00
  or so that you don't have to be a queen or a king to run a horse
• 1:05:04
  breeding company. You just have to have a picture
• 1:05:07
  of a Stegosaurus and a bucket. Yeah, I know.
• 1:05:12
  I, yeah, I know, I listen, I know I know that, but but that's
• 1:05:18
  what the but that's what people crying over the phone.
• 1:05:21
  Queen don't, but but this is what, this is, what the whole of
• 1:05:25
  this is, what the line is Sim. This is what the limey
• 1:05:28
  sympathizers that look here in this country.
• 1:05:32
  Tell me, look, I'm not gonna fucking King.
• 1:05:35
  Shame somebody, if you want to lick a boot like, a boot, but
• 1:05:39
  don't don't don't say, I'm an asshole because I'm laughing
• 1:05:43
  about the fucking Queen dying. It's, no, I am fucking American.
• 1:05:48
  That is part of it's as American as As baseball fucking apple,
• 1:05:52
  pie hot rod, cars, rock and roll.
• 1:05:56
  I don't know what the fuck to tell you, man.
• 1:05:58
  Yeah, no, well, not well not only that but it's like it's
• 1:06:02
  almost like she's she's 96. Like she was 96 when she died
• 1:06:10
  like that's that's a Greek. I felt more terrible and Betty
• 1:06:13
  White died. I mean, I did too, but at the
• 1:06:17
  same time like I was like, yeah. And I was like, yeah 99 that
• 1:06:23
  like that was a, that was a good run, Wade way to go way to go.
• 1:06:29
  You know, but like what it was it was a, it was a good
• 1:06:32
  send-off. Same.
• 1:06:33
  Same like for the queen but I don't get people who like cry
• 1:06:37
  and cry. You know, when I cry for Betty
• 1:06:41
  White because Fucking. She had a tangible impact in my
• 1:06:46
  life, she made me fucking laugh. The fuck the Queen ever do to
• 1:06:49
  me. Fuck that shit.
• 1:06:50
  That that well, that's Trucking, Brits, I have fucking friends
• 1:06:54
  who gives a fuck. Yeah.
• 1:06:58
  Now, I mean I was, I was kind of the same but with with Joan
• 1:07:02
  Rivers, I wasn't Joan, Joan Rivers.
• 1:07:06
  Joan Rivers was funny. And she was also towards the
• 1:07:09
  end. She was basis.
• 1:07:11
  She was pretty base. To sew.
• 1:07:19
  A little lucy, I remember, I remember remember towards the
• 1:07:23
  end of her life that was in the that was one of the leaders,
• 1:07:26
  seek a thing that was some that story broke and I asked her out
• 1:07:31
  and she's like, she's like, who cares.
• 1:07:34
  I've had men jerk off in front of me and you don't see me
• 1:07:37
  crying. You don't see me fucking crying
• 1:07:41
  fuck loud, fucking based. Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  That is fucking face. Holy shit.
• 1:07:50
  Yeah. Anyway, not enough of that.
• 1:07:53
  There's not enough. No anyway.
• 1:07:57
  We want we want them getting news to that comedians.
• 1:08:01
  Tributes Burt, we're all over the fucking place as usual as
• 1:08:08
  fucking usual. Last bit of game news, I have is
• 1:08:11
  something a little bit specific. I'm super excited about it.
• 1:08:13
  The there has been an announcement for the Mega Man
• 1:08:18
  Battle Network Legacy Collection, which is obviously
• 1:08:22
  the collection of the Battle Network Mega, Man games.
• 1:08:27
  Oh sweet. Yeah, I'm actually excited for
• 1:08:30
  that too. And it also will have online
• 1:08:34
  connectivity to replace the link function.
• 1:08:40
  The Link cable function that we used to have.
• 1:08:42
  Oh, even better even better and it looks it looks good.
• 1:08:48
  It looks like fucking Battle Network.
• 1:08:52
  That's what I wanted. I love those games.
• 1:08:54
  Those fucking amazing. Some of the best games on the
• 1:08:57
  fucking Game Boy Advance. So and that will be, it'll be
• 1:09:03
  out on PS4, switch, PC via steam in 2023.
• 1:09:09
  So, please look forward to that. Yes.
• 1:09:13
  Well that brings me to some news I have for for gaming you close
• 1:09:19
  it out then. So I mentioned this kind about
• 1:09:23
  the beginning with Mafia. But so last year, the remake of
• 1:09:32
  the actual true remake of Mafia came out with Mafia Definitive
• 1:09:38
  Edition and they remastered. The entire Trilogy.
• 1:09:43
  And so now all the bugs from Mafia 3 are mostly gone and it's
• 1:09:47
  actually playable. That was a lead up to an
• 1:09:53
  announcement that came out last this week, actually that Hangar
• 1:09:58
  13 is working on Mafia for now. Usually, that's when I would get
• 1:10:06
  skeptical of things, but considering that there is
• 1:10:10
  momentum I'm just curious to see what they're, what they're going
• 1:10:13
  to do. There have many any really
• 1:10:17
  there. Hadn't been any, like, official
• 1:10:19
  details regarding storyline released yet, but we will
• 1:10:24
  probably get a date for that around 2025 is what people are
• 1:10:31
  guessing, that's about, right? And, you know, it could be
• 1:10:36
  sooner, but let me put it this way, I would rather it be
• 1:10:40
  lighter and then release like a fully functioning game, unlike
• 1:10:44
  Mafia 3, which was broken, basically at launch.
• 1:10:50
  Yeah. Always take time.
• 1:10:52
  There are. There are tumors that they're
• 1:10:54
  either going to I like back to Italy me 1800's when they'll
• 1:10:59
  offer for starred or keeping in line with the American Mafia.
• 1:11:04
  Going to go into the 1980s to win.
• 1:11:11
  Kind of the fall of them off here with what you want with
• 1:11:15
  John Guardian. Rudy Giuliani happened.
• 1:11:19
  Yeah. Tell a prospective tell a story
• 1:11:22
  from that perspective, which luck I would actually.
• 1:11:26
  It was lucky. No, do both at once.
• 1:11:29
  Do a fucking front and back fucking story and have it.
• 1:11:32
  Be some lineage shit that Be fucking great that oh, oh shit.
• 1:11:38
  Yeah, that act would be cool, someone clip someone clip that
• 1:11:42
  idea and send it to a hangar 13 because that is a genius idea,
• 1:11:47
  right there. Instead of trying to make too
• 1:11:49
  much of a fucking pie out of either ingredient, mash them
• 1:11:52
  both together and fucking make that shit.
• 1:11:54
  That'd be good. Yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Well I mean because because they did because I mean, they did the
• 1:12:00
  first Mafia game set in 1930. They did Mafia 2 which took
• 1:12:07
  place in the 40s and 50s Mafia 3 was sitting like the 1960s and
• 1:12:14
  70s. So now it would make sense that
• 1:12:18
  they do the 80s and 90s but maybe also go back in time to
• 1:12:23
  and do that backwards thing. But either way they haven't told
• 1:12:29
  2023 2024 Well, no, they haven't told 2025 to do that.
• 1:12:37
  So Make It Count. I guess.
• 1:12:39
  Yeah, they'll have something probably set by the end of this
• 1:12:43
  year, to kind of solidify what they want to do and then work on
• 1:12:46
  the vertical slice from there. So, and then run many studios, I
• 1:12:53
  believe we talked about this before, but we are getting a
• 1:12:56
  little bit more details on the on the Max Payne.
• 1:13:03
  Asteroid. Collection.
• 1:13:06
  Supposedly that's going to come out in 2024.
• 1:13:11
  I'm thinking we don't absolutely we haven't seen any trailer jet
• 1:13:17
  but but someone did a some YouTuber did like a did a video
• 1:13:24
  of like what Max Payne could look like in Unreal Engine and
• 1:13:29
  it looks fantastic. And so people are hoping that
• 1:13:34
  that's what remedy does also there are possible rumors that
• 1:13:39
  Max Payne for could be coming in 2025 as well, but I'm a bit.
• 1:13:50
  I'm a bit iffy on that because James and James McCaffrey is
• 1:13:54
  like in his 60s. Now, he's getting up.
• 1:13:58
  Yeah. And also Max Payne 3 toll was
• 1:14:03
  like a pretty definitive, you know, conclusion to the series.
• 1:14:09
  So unless they were to do like a prequel or something, or do like
• 1:14:12
  a linear type game, like you were just discussing.
• 1:14:18
  I don't want to see where they could take Max's story.
• 1:14:25
  Yeah, that's the thing like they don't Fucking people need to
• 1:14:32
  learn when something should be allowed to stop.
• 1:14:37
  Like not everything has to keep going forever.
• 1:14:40
  And it's often times better to stop where it is even if it was
• 1:14:44
  maybe a fumble at the Finish, or not, fully realized that the
• 1:14:47
  Finish. Because you can only squeeze so
• 1:14:51
  much out of a stone Yeah. Well, I mean, in a way like Max
• 1:14:56
  Payne 3 among on its release was not that like, was not that well
• 1:15:02
  received. But then a few years later
• 1:15:06
  because of the of the John Wick movies coming out like a lot of
• 1:15:10
  people discovered Max Payne because Max Payne was supposedly
• 1:15:15
  one of The Inspirations for John Wick.
• 1:15:19
  Yeah, I can see that. So that drummed, a bowl of
• 1:15:23
  Interest for so yeah, sometimes it's best to let like sleeping
• 1:15:28
  dogs lie as they say or make another Sleeping Dogs game,
• 1:15:33
  which we will never get because, you know, Square Enix hates me.
• 1:15:36
  Yeah, well, if you haven't played Sleeping Dogs play
• 1:15:42
  Sleeping Dogs. This is my announcement to you.
• 1:15:45
  Well, sadly, we will also never get driver.
• 1:15:50
  Oh, yeah, well, there is yeah. Which is they'll they'll
• 1:15:55
  endlessly they'll endlessly poor Grand Theft Auto.
• 1:16:00
  You know the the 3D Trilogy for you know decades to come.
• 1:16:06
  Now here's the question, do you have it in the docket?
• 1:16:11
  Oh GTA6. You have that in the docket and
• 1:16:17
  I was well, I was going to actually ask you about that
• 1:16:22
  because I saw I saw something that rock star posted on their
• 1:16:28
  own, like their Twitter. Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  But I regarding like a week but I didn't see the actual leak.
• 1:16:37
  So there was a massive leak and could potentially be more of a
• 1:16:41
  leak depending on GTA 6. And it is development footage
• 1:16:45
  from about a year or two ago and I have personally reviewed this
• 1:16:49
  development footage rock stars been doing everything they can
• 1:16:54
  to scrub it off the internet. The original drop was around,
• 1:16:56
  100 videos, I have around 60 and I have watched all of them.
• 1:17:04
  And where do you want to start with this area?
• 1:17:08
  Well, okay. Here's here's where I want to
• 1:17:11
  start with it. What can I don't want to ask
• 1:17:16
  anything is going to like, because I know that you work and
• 1:17:21
  gaming, right? Oh no, I'm fine on this.
• 1:17:24
  I'm fine talking about this. I have no any kind of ties or
• 1:17:27
  anything that could. Okay, okay, yeah I don't that
• 1:17:31
  was going to be Be my first question.
• 1:17:32
  I don't want to, I don't want to buy a light any nda's, you know,
• 1:17:36
  I think, I think by now I'm already cleared of all in the a
• 1:17:39
  some under, or at least ones that would might pertain to any
• 1:17:43
  subject matter involving this. Okay.
• 1:17:47
  So is it are the sjw rumors true for GTA?
• 1:17:53
  Yeah, 6. Okay.
• 1:17:55
  The chick is a fucking fat-ass Latina.
• 1:18:00
  Oh nice. Yeah, I know.
• 1:18:02
  She's it's far from anything. You would suspect fucking day.
• 1:18:07
  One people are already drawing porn of her, as fucking
• 1:18:09
  fantastic. And the other dude is your
• 1:18:15
  typical kind of, like, from what I can tell?
• 1:18:18
  I might be a little wrong in my trying to but he seems kind of,
• 1:18:20
  like, just your typical Floridian, like, you know, good
• 1:18:23
  old boy. You know, like, like going
• 1:18:26
  fishing like shooting guns, you know, fucking In very simple, I
• 1:18:31
  didn't out of what I saw of her. Even in her design, I didn't
• 1:18:36
  pick up anything sjw about her. So so what you're saying is the
• 1:18:41
  is the Florida boy, is going to be my neighbor Terry.
• 1:18:44
  So my name is probably some, I named my neighbor's Harry is
• 1:18:49
  gonna, is it going to star in GTA that okay, babe based, I
• 1:18:55
  guess it's good. I think there's one more
• 1:18:57
  character. I think it's a black dude.
• 1:18:59
  But the thing is, is that they're all young.
• 1:19:01
  It's kind of like the Saints Row thing, where it's a younger set
• 1:19:05
  of main characters. No!
• 1:19:07
  No vets! You know what I mean?
• 1:19:13
  Okay well yeah, I mean I don't really have any problem with
• 1:19:17
  that as long as long as they don't make the same stupid
• 1:19:21
  mistake that Saints Row, did it? Hey, we need to.
• 1:19:25
  We need to become criminals to pay off our student loans.
• 1:19:28
  Yeah. It's not that.
• 1:19:31
  The thing of it is is like I think it's going to be more kind
• 1:19:36
  of like based in youth but more of the wild side of it and
• 1:19:39
  that's why that there is the Latina, that's why there's the
• 1:19:43
  black dude and the white dude. But they're all young, right?
• 1:19:46
  It's not too old white dudes. And one young black kid that
• 1:19:49
  they're teaching the ropes of how to be a real Criminal.
• 1:19:52
  Which is a little weird. It's like a to my two gay crime
• 1:19:57
  dad's that welcome domestics with each other.
• 1:20:01
  Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, they did, they
• 1:20:04
  already did that with GTA 5. So what that's all I'm saying
• 1:20:08
  that, that, I think that's why they have that need the new
• 1:20:11
  characters away. They do is they want to kind of,
• 1:20:15
  I think it's also sort of a look on GTA online and kind of
• 1:20:19
  looking at it, like, everyone's equal, just trying to do the
• 1:20:22
  same shit. Yeah.
• 1:20:24
  Game looks amazing. Any tributes to the light to the
• 1:20:33
  light Ray Liotta this is the, this is this is legitimately
• 1:20:38
  Alpha footage. Dude, there are, there are tests
• 1:20:41
  maps that are shown that testings.
• 1:20:44
  Like when you run up to cover automatically aiming over the
• 1:20:47
  cover to shoot it. When you aim, what happens when
• 1:20:49
  bullets are firing at you, how your animation plays.
• 1:20:51
  When you're walking moving, you have a Crouch.
• 1:20:54
  Walk every like everything you need.
• 1:20:56
  Like it's literally like testing Functions to make sure they're
• 1:21:01
  right Jackie checking for AI. There's very like, actual few
• 1:21:04
  City shots, but when they are, they're fantastic as for
• 1:21:09
  anything for him. Probably not.
• 1:21:13
  Maybe not. We will have to see the end
• 1:21:16
  because remember, even for Liberties are not even for San
• 1:21:20
  Andreas. We didn't deserve her five, even
• 1:21:24
  though it was San Andreas, we didn't see em much tribute to
• 1:21:27
  the old. San Andreas, right?
• 1:21:30
  Yeah yeah I was I will say that they did a fantastic job of like
• 1:21:37
  bringing the sent the opposite the San Andreas map up to speed
• 1:21:42
  45. Dude, you're gonna fucking love
• 1:21:45
  this one. Vice City from the bits, I could
• 1:21:48
  see in the wide shots. Oh shit, it looks like Florida.
• 1:21:58
  HD era. Modern-day Vice City.
• 1:22:02
  Well more shit that, yeah, well, if well, yeah, but if it takes
• 1:22:07
  place and B, if it takes place in Vice City, I mean it Maybe
• 1:22:12
  the fucking mall man to go to the mall, dude, that that mall
• 1:22:16
  was actually pretty fucking cool back in the day to be able to be
• 1:22:22
  able to go into. So man, it's either they're
• 1:22:28
  going to include it and hope for the best or they're not going to
• 1:22:31
  include it because they know they're going to be 18 million
• 1:22:34
  videos on YouTube of GTA 6 shopping, mall shooting, It's
• 1:22:42
  gonna be a fucking other man. Well, what was what was did?
• 1:22:48
  I mean battlefields? Was it now?
• 1:22:53
  It's called it was called Duty Call of Duty already already
• 1:22:58
  already fucking had like an airport met or was our mama know
• 1:23:03
  their part. It was an airport.
• 1:23:05
  Yeah I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure that was like I'm pretty sure
• 1:23:11
  that the that you know, that that Rockstar shouldn't worry
• 1:23:15
  about that because yeah, because the golf dude already did a
• 1:23:20
  fucking airport shooting. Yeah.
• 1:23:24
  But that was also their most like ever controversial thing
• 1:23:27
  they ever did. Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  The welding ever tried that again.
• 1:23:33
  Yeah. Well, I mean you all sad people
• 1:23:36
  bitching about Rockstar because you would, you could you could
• 1:23:43
  basically kill like You could kill, you know, women suffered
• 1:23:48
  leaders and ride dad, indicators, freedom to Gators,
• 1:23:55
  feed him to Bears, kick them off, you know, the ends of
• 1:23:59
  mountains and whatnot. It was fantastic.
• 1:24:04
  It was fun. It was fun.
• 1:24:07
  It was fun. That's what we need.
• 1:24:09
  We need video games. That are fucking fun.
• 1:24:13
  Yeah. Is not enough of that in the
• 1:24:16
  fucking world. Well, it will not well.
• 1:24:19
  And that's the other thing about Mafia for that is, supposedly
• 1:24:23
  rumored supposedly, they're going to be to make Mafia for
• 1:24:27
  more of like a Sandbox because the way the mafia you know,
• 1:24:34
  Series has been done, is it's an open, it's an open world, it's
• 1:24:38
  so linear that. Yeah, that you don't really get
• 1:24:43
  like an opportunity to Or that much Ryan any of the Cities.
• 1:24:48
  So they're going to make more of a Sandbox I guess for for but
• 1:24:54
  that's going to require more development in time and after
• 1:24:58
  modestly but it'll be worth it. So yeah, GTA6 7 by city, I'm all
• 1:25:06
  for it so it looks good. The early development footage
• 1:25:10
  looks real good, it's I think it's it's gonna be B, it's going
• 1:25:15
  to win every award ever as the GTA 5 and they will probably run
• 1:25:20
  it for as long as they can. But from what it's looking like
• 1:25:22
  is that this is going to all hands on deck.
• 1:25:26
  Everybody's going to die after this project but it's going to
• 1:25:30
  be one that's remembered as a result.
• 1:25:33
  Yeah, well, I mean, the one, the one thing I won't give rock
• 1:25:36
  stars when they is when they make a good game.
• 1:25:39
  They do it, right. Mmm.
• 1:25:43
  I mean I absolutely I mean people people are still doing up
• 1:25:47
  load of shit. They've discovered in Red Dead.
• 1:25:51
  Oh God. Yeah, I like I remember I my
• 1:25:54
  favorite thing is like how long it took somebody to get the
• 1:25:57
  fucking Michael Lion of quit firing rockets at my house
• 1:26:01
  because no one had just gone to decide.
• 1:26:03
  I'm gonna just shoot rockets at Michael's house.
• 1:26:06
  And turns out. If you do, there's a hidden
• 1:26:08
  voice line where he called you to stop firing rockets at my
• 1:26:11
  house, and he founds angry and grumpy, and it's fucking great.
• 1:26:16
  Yeah, the yeah, there's also a line where, like, where you can
• 1:26:21
  literally go into Michael's son's room and little like,
• 1:26:25
  look. And someone was like, I'm going
• 1:26:28
  to, I'm going to decide if I can look at porn on my son's
• 1:26:33
  computer and you can. And there's a They've seen for
• 1:26:38
  it. Yeah there.
• 1:26:39
  Yeah. Just like little stuff like
• 1:26:44
  that. So we like, don't get me wrong.
• 1:26:47
  Will we will give rock star shit justifiably all day every day.
• 1:26:51
  Oh yeah. There is a there is a lot of
• 1:26:53
  love in those games from the people on the ground floor that
• 1:26:57
  aren't making the decisions. Like those those games are the
• 1:27:03
  biggest labors of fucking love. Oh, I'm sure.
• 1:27:08
  Well, the other thing even though Apex doesn't hear the one
• 1:27:12
  thing that, you know, I talked about last week is in this does
• 1:27:18
  kind of relate to GTA a little bit, but, you know, goes back to
• 1:27:23
  the thing of, you know, there were concerns that was going to
• 1:27:28
  be walk, right? But Apex brought up the point
• 1:27:31
  last week that, like Wolk Wolk at some is kind of starting to
• 1:27:37
  like die off, its in its death struggles.
• 1:27:41
  Now and trying, not nearly enough.
• 1:27:44
  I want it struggling harder, not well, yeah, I know, I know, I
• 1:27:48
  would agree. I'm like, I'm like, what's not
• 1:27:51
  even a lot of struggle, let's just, you know, stomp on its
• 1:27:54
  neck and cut right now, put it out of its misery.
• 1:27:58
  But But, I mean, there is starting to, it is kind of
• 1:28:04
  starting to die down, not nearly enough, not nearly Fastener.
• 1:28:11
  So, you know, God forbid, Trump runs again.
• 1:28:17
  You're going to get the reanimation of woke of wokers.
• 1:28:21
  Yeah, so yeah. But yeah, no II approve, it
• 1:28:28
  looks good, it will be obviously, it'll be good.
• 1:28:31
  There's too much riding on it for anything to go wrong but
• 1:28:33
  will from what I have personally seen, I mean, don't don't, don't
• 1:28:39
  get over the top, but just get excited.
• 1:28:41
  It's gonna be a game. The one thing I have to ask is,
• 1:28:45
  I mean, it seems pretty obvious, but can you run boats in that
• 1:28:51
  game? And let me I think so.
• 1:28:59
  I think so because I know that you could run, you know,
• 1:29:02
  speedboats, you know, and in Vice City, but it didn't know
• 1:29:08
  what can you can in GTA5. I'm pretty sure you can hear.
• 1:29:13
  yeah, I want to say there is one video of the of the of the white
• 1:29:17
  dude on an airboat actually Yeah, I would just, I would just
• 1:29:24
  love to do, like a Florida speedboat rice.
• 1:29:27
  Yeah, that would be fun in GTA 6.
• 1:29:31
  So that would be fun. Salome fucking fantastic.
• 1:29:35
  Yeah. So yeah, that is that's going to
• 1:29:39
  be good. Look forward to it yet and I and
• 1:29:43
  other and other gaming news, and I'm sorry mr.
• 1:29:46
  Vickers, I know you'll be disappointed, but, but Gotham
• 1:29:50
  Knights is delayed yet again. So, make Maybe by Christmas,
• 1:30:00
  maybe buddy. But this is why not pre-ordering
• 1:30:06
  anything. Right now, I want to like
• 1:30:09
  actually like get actual reviews of of the game before I buy it.
• 1:30:18
  Yeah. It's as you should with
• 1:30:20
  everything in all honesty but yeah.
• 1:30:29
  Yeah, well, well, at least I'm not one of these people that
• 1:30:32
  buys that like, free, orders mad and every year and is like, I
• 1:30:36
  hope it's good and then it's just the same pile of shit as
• 1:30:42
  the previous year's Madden. Game people would throw away
• 1:30:46
  money. That's what I'll say.
• 1:30:50
  Yeah. Well I'll I'll say is in this
• 1:30:55
  economy, you know, not I guess people like to even when the
• 1:31:02
  economy is bad people, like Zoo, stupid shit still.
• 1:31:06
  Oh yeah, no, that's usually when the money spendings up the
• 1:31:08
  highest. Yeah.
• 1:31:11
  You you have to, you have to spend money to get out of a
• 1:31:14
  recession, mmm-hmm, that's what they tell us.
• 1:31:19
  Yep. That's what they love to tell
• 1:31:21
  us. Oh yeah, other than that, I
• 1:31:27
  don't know anything for gaming news, I am curious.
• 1:31:30
  Are you excited is cyberpunk Edge Runners out?
• 1:31:34
  Yeah. Or it is out.
• 1:31:36
  It is out and it is very good from everything.
• 1:31:38
  I've been hearing, I have not had a chance to set time, aside
• 1:31:42
  to watch it. See see a genius anus.
• 1:31:47
  He's not a weed. Yeah, I've been too busy playing
• 1:31:50
  cyberpunk to watch and Runners as fucked as that might sound to
• 1:31:54
  some people. There are Amazon's Amazon's
• 1:31:59
  command with a blade runner series, like a live-action
• 1:32:04
  series, that's going to be produced and directed by read by
• 1:32:09
  Ridley, Scott and self. So, That should be good.
• 1:32:14
  I mean the the original Blade Runner game despite being, you
• 1:32:17
  know, rough was very, very thoughtful to the source
• 1:32:21
  material. Yeah no, no was and I mean and I
• 1:32:26
  know that twenty I know that Blade Runner 2049 wasn't that
• 1:32:30
  great in theaters but it's still a mean so black and plenty of
• 1:32:36
  people that liked it. I never met one person.
• 1:32:38
  That did not like it. Oh man and not a fan, I loved
• 1:32:42
  it. And I mean, I've always loved
• 1:32:46
  the original Blade Runner. It's one of my favorite The
• 1:32:51
  original Blade Runner, even the theatrical version.
• 1:32:54
  I know people love the director's cut more, but I also
• 1:32:58
  like the original theatrical version just because it's a,
• 1:33:03
  it's a fun Noir movie from the 80s.
• 1:33:07
  I like the American Dad version of it.
• 1:33:11
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• 1:33:13
  I forgot where Stephen is them. They turn into babies.
• 1:33:20
  When the teenagers in three days and then stand throws on the
• 1:33:24
  fucking coat and the gun and as the hunt them down because they
• 1:33:27
  can't let the Clones get away. Yep.
• 1:33:32
  Fuck, I love that show. It's so good and that's
• 1:33:35
  basically the premise of the movie.
• 1:33:37
  So more or less - - wanting to to Bone.
• 1:33:42
  Clones. Well, yeah.
• 1:33:44
  Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
• 1:33:46
  Then there's that little more nuanced than that.
• 1:33:51
  Yeah, you. Yeah, they're there.
• 1:33:54
  They were. So it was really funny because
• 1:33:56
  when, when 2049 came out, like I had already seen it being.
• 1:34:01
  I had already seen the original being You know, being a film
• 1:34:07
  before I call my normally friends who, you know, just
• 1:34:13
  seeing the original for the first time, we're like, so
• 1:34:15
  Harrison Ford basically bangs a walking fleshly.
• 1:34:22
  Why? And that's, and that's a thing
• 1:34:27
  in the movement. I'm like, and I'm, like, I've
• 1:34:30
  never heard it described that way, but I, I guess.
• 1:34:35
  Guess you're not, you're not wrong but also, I don't think
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  that's what they had in mind back in me.
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  It is. But yeah, I guess so.
• 1:34:55
  Yeah, that'll be. That'll be interesting.
• 1:34:57
  I'll be good. Yeah, that'll be an interesting
• 1:34:58
  series. Unfortunately, Harrison Ford
• 1:35:01
  won't be in it so we may never get resolution to deckard's
• 1:35:06
  story which I am kind of okay with because I kind of like the
• 1:35:13
  ambiguity factor of I Follow The Sopranos thought process.
• 1:35:20
  You don't have to always know everything life isn't always
• 1:35:23
  about knowing everything and you never can enjoy what you
• 1:35:26
  experience. Not what.
• 1:35:28
  You don't know. It's a, it's a difficult
• 1:35:31
  situation II. Know I thought you were, I
• 1:35:36
  thought you were going to say, I followed The Sopranos subreddit,
• 1:35:39
  which is basically just people talking and Sopranos quotes
• 1:35:44
  about everything. So, by the way folks, I usually
• 1:35:53
  don't recommend subreddits, but our / Sopranos is hilarious
• 1:36:00
  because there's there's one thread where they were like what
• 1:36:05
  if The Sopranos took place in 2020 and the and the show had to
• 1:36:11
  deal with the pandemic and the dialogue.
• 1:36:16
  People were writing and the Situation's were, I can't do it
• 1:36:22
  justice but it's, but it's actually pretty fun.
• 1:36:27
  It's actually pretty fucking funny.
• 1:36:30
  Funny. Yeah.
• 1:36:31
  They're they're like, they're like, how can we how can we, you
• 1:36:37
  know, get our steam or this? How can we get out?
• 1:36:41
  You don't want money to appear as stimulus jacks.
• 1:36:48
  Oh, yeah, yeah and wonder that way.
• 1:36:51
  And then you have Then you are poly ordering doordash on
• 1:36:56
  everything because he's just, so germophobic, be great.
• 1:37:02
  So, you know what? I also fucking love.
• 1:37:04
  I love those YouTube videos the fucking cut edits, where they
• 1:37:08
  put Sopranos characters into like Skyrim and shit.
• 1:37:14
  Oh my God. Those are my favorite thing to
• 1:37:17
  fucking watch while stoned. Yeah.
• 1:37:21
  Yeah. This is.
• 1:37:23
  The Sopranos was a great series the moving.
• 1:37:26
  Yeah. Yeah the not so much.
• 1:37:30
  Wow. I can't I can't everything can't
• 1:37:33
  always be perfect. Yeah.
• 1:37:37
  But anyway I don't have anything.
• 1:37:41
  What do you have? Any anything that let's check
• 1:37:44
  and see what Jesus is saying? Absolutely nothing.
• 1:37:48
  It is. It is pretty no Joe I was
• 1:37:52
  saving. T6 for the, for the last of it
• 1:37:55
  pretty much. Well, well, and you saving GTA 6
• 1:38:03
  for the lat, for last is better than the last or was part one, I
• 1:38:07
  guess. Hey, oh, So yeah, I basically
• 1:38:18
  all the people are stressed, still reviewing, he has our
• 1:38:22
  story being in the last was part one.
• 1:38:24
  And the only thing, the only thing that's good about is, I
• 1:38:27
  guess it's introduced some mechanics from the last was part
• 1:38:31
  2, but even so it's not worth that, you know, it's not.
• 1:38:37
  Yeah. That's like that's like trying
• 1:38:41
  to resell Resident Evil one, just because you have analog
• 1:38:44
  functions now. That's not enough.
• 1:38:48
  You need more. Yeah.
• 1:38:50
  Supposedly supposedly, they're trying to sell the last.
• 1:38:54
  Just part one. On the fact that, hey, we
• 1:38:57
  brought we brought the gun crafting mechanics from the last
• 1:39:01
  of part 2 into this game, but we didn't include dodging or
• 1:39:06
  blocking. If I'm playing a fucking game,
• 1:39:10
  for its overall story and maybe survival mechanics.
• 1:39:14
  I don't care about fucking combat upgrades as so dumb.
• 1:39:18
  Oh my God, that is just so stupid.
• 1:39:24
  Well and that that's par for the course for them.
• 1:39:26
  Honestly. Well and and then they're like
• 1:39:29
  so does this mean we're going to get a blast was part of three.
• 1:39:33
  Nope, NADA NADA that not of this time and that's And I'm kind of
• 1:39:40
  like well that's kind of weird considering that last part to
• 1:39:45
  end it on. Kind of like an anti climatic?
• 1:39:48
  No. But anyway, I mean, it's there's
• 1:39:55
  going to be at some point. Sony has put too much money into
• 1:39:58
  that franchise to not have it be a front-runner but who knows how
• 1:40:03
  long it's going to take and how much to has affected any
• 1:40:09
  Planning and Development? Yeah, well.
• 1:40:14
  And then we've also got the HBO series.
• 1:40:17
  That is a fuck. That's right.
• 1:40:19
  That's going to happen. Yeah.
• 1:40:21
  Yeah. And unfortunately, Pedro, Pascal
• 1:40:25
  is being is going to be playing gel, which I don't hate you.
• 1:40:31
  No, no, no. Fucking stop that.
• 1:40:34
  God damn it. He was good at narcos.
• 1:40:35
  He doesn't have to be fucking everything ever.
• 1:40:38
  He's not all fucking Christ. Ah, No, no II agree with you and
• 1:40:46
  I mean in Troy Baker is a good Akron.
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  OH he's not true. Baker's ass like fucking hate
• 1:40:54
  Troy Baker but it's not Pedro. Pascal.
• 1:40:59
  Oh, well, I thought, well, I don't Troy Baker actually
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  doesn't. I haven't seen him in a while,
• 1:41:07
  but doesn't actually look like job it and that's really no,
• 1:41:11
  not, no, no, Troy Baker. Looks like a Californian.
• 1:41:16
  Oh, and it honestly, just looks like a fucking Californian.
• 1:41:21
  I um, he looks more like him than fucking Pedro.
• 1:41:24
  Pascal, I'll say that. Well, why not?
• 1:41:28
  I know that they supposedly based Jaws character model off
• 1:41:31
  of someone I'm blanking on who though.
• 1:41:35
  Fuck. If I remember grizzled old
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  white, dude is the best I could tell you probably.
• 1:41:40
  Yeah, well, well shit, maybe we ought to get Hugh Jackman to
• 1:41:43
  play. You know, jolbon.
• 1:41:46
  I would rather see that. That sounds a lot more
• 1:41:49
  interesting honestly. Yeah.
• 1:41:52
  And I mean, I was shit. Yeah, no.
• 1:41:55
  Yeah, he would do really good. Yeah, I Yeah, Bellissimo ver
• 1:41:59
  fucking Pedro, Pascal, yeah, I well that will shit.
• 1:42:04
  That would actually be more appropriate because I could
• 1:42:06
  actually see Liam Neeson as a grizzled old.
• 1:42:10
  You know, his face cells, tired really good.
• 1:42:15
  He's got the perfect. I'm too old for this bullshit
• 1:42:18
  face. Yeah.
• 1:42:21
  Little. Oh, but also, he's like, I think
• 1:42:26
  he's, I think he's Going the same route that Bruce was, what
• 1:42:33
  not not in there, not in terms of brain injuries but just in
• 1:42:37
  terms of doing like, I guess he's doing bad B movie is now
• 1:42:41
  because that last taken was brutal.
• 1:42:45
  So, yeah, I mean, hey, dude, you gotta, you gotta pay the bills,
• 1:42:49
  okay? You gotta pay the after some
• 1:42:51
  things happen, you got to pay the bills.
• 1:42:53
  We can't all be like Macho Man. Randy Savage and released a rap
• 1:42:56
  album. Okay, Oh yeah, there you go.
• 1:42:59
  And there is your reminder that that was a real thing that
• 1:43:01
  happened or or B or B Kiefer Sutherland, and go from being
• 1:43:07
  Jack Bauer and one of the Lost Boys to but to doing
• 1:43:12
  country-western with a slight Canadian accent, he was also a
• 1:43:17
  snake in the final Metal Gear Game.
• 1:43:18
  Don't forget that. Yeah, oh, yeah.
• 1:43:22
  Oh, so that. Oh, so that's why I also, that's
• 1:43:26
  why Plissken was Cuz that's why fembots husband was talking
• 1:43:34
  about. Keep herself only at night, got
• 1:43:36
  it. Yeah, because he voiced big boss
• 1:43:38
  in the final installment because Kojima really likes actors and
• 1:43:42
  not the dudes who helped form a character in the West.
• 1:43:48
  But I'm not going to get into the David Hayter hideo Kojima
• 1:43:50
  because I don't know enough about it and that is way, too
• 1:43:53
  long of a thing to talk about and way too.
• 1:43:55
  Nerdy of a thing to talk about, Well yeah.
• 1:44:01
  So well my folks I don't have anything left to talk out any
• 1:44:08
  final thoughts Aqaba. Um cyberpunk is good place
• 1:44:13
  cyberpunk. 1.6 is out the DLC is coming, play cyberpunk, watch
• 1:44:18
  cyberpunk Edge Runners. It's also apparently, really,
• 1:44:21
  really, really good. And it is actually boosted the
• 1:44:24
  number of concurrent players of people playing cyberpunk again,
• 1:44:27
  on, Team reaching, I think almost a new high ever since its
• 1:44:32
  launch Play cyberpunk. That's My, yeah, play the
• 1:44:37
  tabletop game play. The video game, but the tabletop
• 1:44:39
  game. Watch the anime by trigger on
• 1:44:42
  Netflix. Yeah, if they were still doing
• 1:44:46
  the promotional rock star cyberpunk drinks, I would say go
• 1:44:50
  drink a cyberpunk. Rockstar Energy Drink, but they
• 1:44:53
  are. So, you know, I'm fucking just
• 1:44:55
  go, just go drink one and then play cyber punks.
• 1:44:58
  Same shit. Which.
• 1:45:01
  Oh there there, there I forgot they were doing that.
• 1:45:05
  Hopefully, it doesn't taste like piss.
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  Oh no, it wasn't flavors. They just put characters on the
• 1:45:10
  cans for Rock Star back when during the launch.
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  Okay, so unfortunately we'll tastes like piss then rock stars
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  not match the fuck up. Listen, I had.
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  Okay, I've never had. I've never had like, rocks are
• 1:45:28
  official but I've had, I've had like zero sugar rock star before
• 1:45:33
  and it was the zero sugars bad, the absolute zero is fantastic.
• 1:45:41
  Zero sugar tastes like ass the great fruit flavored, Absolute
• 1:45:45
  Zero, taste fucking solid and then they have the absolute zero
• 1:45:49
  fruit punch which is also damn good.
• 1:45:53
  Here's my question. Why can't they just do normal
• 1:45:56
  drinks? Now why does everything up?
• 1:45:57
  Do you like absolute zero? This and zero sugar Sam.
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  Sam Sam, Sam. Sam is someone who needs to
• 1:46:04
  regularly down these motherfuckers.
• 1:46:06
  I don't want to be adding that many more calories.
• 1:46:09
  I like food. I don't want to waste It on a
• 1:46:11
  drink. We need absolute zero.
• 1:46:14
  We need absolute zeros a zero sugars.
• 1:46:17
  We need the absolute zero. That's okay.
• 1:46:21
  Okay, fair enough, I I I, I suppose I'm fine with the
• 1:46:25
  absolute zero is just zero sugars.
• 1:46:29
  They taste like ass and they look like sugar-free everything.
• 1:46:32
  Every soda, always dr. Pepper sugar free garbage.
• 1:46:36
  Coca-Cola Diet Coke. Right?
• 1:46:40
  Garbage Coke Zero, fantastic, okay.
• 1:46:42
  Oh, Yes, Coke. Zero actually is good.
• 1:46:45
  I think that same concept. Yeah, I wonder like in a blind
• 1:46:51
  taste test. I did, I would really couldn't
• 1:46:53
  tell the difference between, you know, regular Coke and Coke,
• 1:46:57
  Zero Coke. Zero is fantastic, rock star
• 1:47:00
  zero. Absolute zero is fantastic.
• 1:47:02
  Drink Rockstar place like Punk. Those are my words.
• 1:47:05
  Oh, I'm sorry. Drink Rockstar play cyberpunk.
• 1:47:07
  Watch cyberpunk play the tabletop version of cyberpunk
• 1:47:09
  with your friends. Okay, that's all for me.
• 1:47:11
  Yep, that that That's good. I will let you guys know that if
• 1:47:18
  for some reason you play games on iOS you can get the, you can
• 1:47:26
  get the GTA Trilogy, the complete package for $5 now on
• 1:47:31
  the App Store. So go by that this weekend if
• 1:47:35
  you have an iPhone and feel like playing games so yeah.
• 1:47:43
  It and other than that just pray that I don't get, you know,
• 1:47:47
  Swept Away in a hurricane but if I do secretly employed by the
• 1:47:52
  clintons. Yeah.
• 1:47:54
  But if I do just know that I was playing cyberpunk when I got
• 1:48:01
  swept away living on the edge exactly as he should be ladies
• 1:48:06
  and gentlemen that's a fantastic way to end this podcast.
• 1:48:09
  Yep. Alrighty folks will talk to you.
• 1:48:13
  You. Well, if not next week, the week
• 1:48:16
  after that. Hopefully hopefully And once
• 1:48:20
  again, thanks to well mr. Vickers for the, for the
• 1:48:25
  donation, mr. Vickers with the big 2495
• 1:48:30
  donation. Wow, whoa.
• 1:48:51
  It's a weird. Yeah.
• 1:48:56
  Well we'll see. Here's the thing.
• 1:48:58
  Even Canadians. Think that wore ski is weird.
• 1:49:01
  And that that's saying something, it does say
• 1:49:04
  something, but there's something but fucking Canadians.
• 1:49:08
  Let's end this podcast on that fucking Canadians.
• 1:49:11
  Yeah, fucking Canadians man. So have a good one everybody.
• 1:49:15
  Yeah. Have a good one chat.
• 1:49:17
  We'll see you at some point. Point peace.
• 1:49:26
  Thanks for listening to the Whitfield report on the NGC
• 1:49:30
  Network. Please visit Sam's web site at
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  www.bsmsphd.com and supports am on patreon and patreon.com
• 1:49:42
  Whitfield report. Until next time, God bless God.
• 1:49:46
  Save this great nation and God Freedom Legacy in that order.
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  ER,