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Voters Are Stupid · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:12
  El Guapo: Leaders.
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake dudes?
• 0:19
  Brian McFadden: So I got an error with Facebook, so we're on YouTube.
• 0:24
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly.
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:27
  Brian McFadden: Probably because we don't have enough people watching. None.
• 0:29
  El Guapo: Facebook people, so… You're not…
• 0:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to the.
• 0:38
  Testecleese: 325th episode of the new season of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:46
  Brian McFadden: Brian.
• 0:47
  El Guapo: We're just two guys drinking some beer, talking what's going on. We got the handsome El Guapo with us.
• 0:56
  El Guapo: Yep, yep, yep.
• 0:59
  Testecleese: I got some kind of static sound coming through from you, I'm not sure.
• 1:02
  El Guapo: For me?
• 1:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm.
• 1:04
  El Guapo: We'll see.
• 1:05
  Testecleese: I'm not sure what it is. It's not your washing machine this time.
• 1:08
  El Guapo: No, no. Oh, what's something going on over here, man?
• 1:12
  El Guapo: It's funny, Brian, I was actually shooting messages back and forth with Guapo the other day about, this guy who delivered this small excavator I purchased.
• 1:22
  Testecleese: Didn't speak a lick of English.
• 1:27
  El Guapo: So, I was like, okay, I understand enough Spanish to be able to get through this transaction, you know what I mean?
• 1:34
  El Guapo: beers.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was a little more complicated than that.
• 1:38
  El Guapo: But, can you imagine trying to, like, unload an excavator and move it with a language barrier?
• 1:48
  Testecleese: I had no idea to operate this thing, which, by the way, we did fire it up today.
• 1:52
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:55
  El Guapo: Don't forget to check our extraction fluid before you're done there.
• 2:00
  El Guapo: I used… I operated a chainsaw once, I forgot to put oil. I just put gas on, I'm like, yeah, let's go. I'm like, hold on, yeah, let's put…
• 2:07
  Testecleese: Hold on, you didn't mix your two-stroke fuel?
• 2:10
  El Guapo: No. No, no, no, no, I didn't put oil on the oil machine, on the oil chainsaw. Oh, the bar oil.
• 2:17
  Testecleese: Oh, so your chain either snapped off, or…
• 2:20
  El Guapo: No, it's just, you know, overheated, like, okay, like, what's going on? And you look around…
• 2:24
  Testecleese: I throw bar oil just as fast as, fuel.
• 2:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:31
  El Guapo: Anyway, a lot of shit happened this week.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: I'm sure everyone knows.
• 2:35
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 2:36
  El Guapo: Been busy week.
• 2:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm sure everyone's gonna know… is knowing what we're gonna talk about tonight, but… but there is other stuff, so we're gonna save the big news.
• 2:45
  El Guapo: and our opinions.
• 2:48
  El Guapo: Just before leftovers, you know?
• 2:53
  El Guapo: Weren't we just talking about these professional athletes and these professional sports teams? They're gonna leave their states because of these tax issues, right? Yeah, because we came up with the Super Bowl, because everybody…
• 3:05
  El Guapo: you know, had to pay extra money to the state of California for being in the Super Bowl being in California, so… Yeah, the winning quarterback of the Super Bowl lost money.
• 3:14
  El Guapo: Winning the Super Bowl.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: Ugh, gotta love it. Yeah.
• 3:19
  El Guapo: That's ridiculous. They taxed him more than 100% of what he made, overall between
• 3:25
  El Guapo: His state, the state he worked in, And the federal government.
• 3:33
  El Guapo: But, it looks like now… and then the bears are leaving, right?
• 3:36
  Testecleese: Is that funny?
• 3:37
  El Guapo: Finally.
• 3:37
  Brian McFadden: I don't think it's official yet, but they're in talks with Indiana, so…
• 3:44
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 3:45
  El Guapo: Alright,
• 3:47
  El Guapo: But yeah, now a whole bunch of athletes are turning down contracts in some of these states, like, world-class professional athletes are saying, I'm not gonna go play for, like, the Padres.
• 3:57
  El Guapo: Because I'm gonna pay four and a quarter million dollars in tax, versus if I play for… Wow.
• 4:05
  El Guapo: Trying to think of a… another city that's conservative. It's in the article, actually.
• 4:12
  El Guapo: It's something like this guy was gonna pay, like, $4.25 million a year in taxes if he played in San Diego, but if he went to, like, Pittsburgh or something like that.
• 4:23
  El Guapo: He was only gonna pay, like, $800,000 in taxes.
• 4:27
  El Guapo: And it's like…
• 4:29
  El Guapo: Talk all the trash you want. Who wants to pay more tax? Nobody. Well, the Dems like to pay more taxes.
• 4:37
  El Guapo: Well, then just fucking write a check to the federal government. I don't see any of them doing that, do you? No.
• 4:43
  El Guapo: They want you to pay them. Yeah, they want you to pay it.
• 4:47
  El Guapo: And that's what's hilarious, is now they're fleeing New York, they've been fleeing Massachusetts for how long?
• 4:55
  El Guapo: No one wants… it's too expensive.
• 4:58
  El Guapo: And they're wondering why. Where are all the millionaires and the billionaires going? Why can't we tax them? It's because you taxed them to oblivion, you're taxing them to death.
• 5:08
  El Guapo: They're gonna be as dead as, Colomani soon.
• 5:14
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 5:15
  El Guapo: Here we go.
• 5:19
  El Guapo: This… podcaster, or whatever.
• 5:23
  El Guapo: went on saying that Trump says all Democrats should be murdered.
• 5:28
  El Guapo: Come on, right?
• 5:29
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 5:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, and she went on CNN to apologize, because she got blown up so bad, and not just, you're wrong, you're a stupid cunt kind of thing. It was, you're gonna get sued for all sorts of defamation here. Yeah.
• 5:45
  El Guapo: It's like, well, I interpreted it, and you know, I do apologize if people interpreted it that way. It's like, you said he said to kill you.
• 5:53
  El Guapo: This is… this is why people pick up weapons and fight.
• 5:56
  El Guapo: It's because you guaranteed them these people would come to kill them.
• 6:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:02
  El Guapo: How many idiots have gone and got themselves killed battling with federal agents because they believe bullshit they read online like this? Two so far.
• 6:12
  El Guapo: That we've heard of.
• 6:15
  El Guapo: You know?
• 6:19
  El Guapo: There we go, Supreme Court. Supreme Court comes up a couple times tonight.
• 6:23
  El Guapo: Gorsuch! Gorsuch. How do you pronounce that name?
• 6:27
  El Guapo: Gorsick?
• 6:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:31
  El Guapo: Never been sure what I thought of this guy. I've always kinda liked him, but… He disappoints me sometimes.
• 6:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's a wishy-washy group.
• 6:40
  El Guapo: Conservative.
• 6:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, and… but, they were talking about marijuana usage.
• 6:48
  El Guapo: And gun ownership.
• 6:51
  El Guapo: And Gorsuch was like,
• 6:54
  El Guapo: Well, how many times do you need to… how many edible gummies means you're not allowed to own a gun? How many times can you smoke a joint on the street corner with your buddies on a Friday night?
• 7:06
  El Guapo: Before, you're not allowed to own a gun. It's like, do you expect people to just lie?
• 7:11
  El Guapo: And I was like, these are all actually really good questions here, aren't they?
• 7:16
  El Guapo: And maybe this is why I've always kept an eye on Gorsuch, is because he's not a Republican, even though he, quote, is.
• 7:24
  El Guapo: Right.
• 7:25
  El Guapo: But you don't hear most of the Republican Party agreeing with, legalized marijuana, do you?
• 7:32
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 7:35
  El Guapo: So, I don't know, I was… I was excited to see this. I'm curious where this goes.
• 7:40
  El Guapo: Because the…
• 7:42
  Testecleese: Have either of you ever purchased a firearm legally?
• 7:46
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 7:46
  El Guapo: Okay, so your background check, it says, Are you, using…
• 7:53
  El Guapo: Illegal drugs or addicted to drugs.
• 7:59
  El Guapo: If you… marijuana is not… yeah, marijuana is not chemically addictive.
• 8:04
  El Guapo: And it's not illegal in some states. Yeah. So, you're not lying by saying no.
• 8:11
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 8:15
  El Guapo: So, yeah, that's what this entire Supreme Court thing is about.
• 8:19
  El Guapo: Very interested to see where this goes, because more and more states are legalizing. This is something we brought up before, Brian, was… Yeah.
• 8:25
  El Guapo: You might give up your right to buy a gun by getting a medical marijuana card.
• 8:33
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 8:36
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 8:37
  El Guapo: We'll move on.
• 8:39
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 8:40
  Testecleese: Brian, I think you shared this one, maybe it was you, Guapo.
• 8:43
  El Guapo: A judge ruled that…
• 8:45
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 8:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, okay, a judge ruled that some of these companies are entitled to sue the Trump administration.
• 8:51
  Testecleese: For their money back over these tariffs that were overturned.
• 8:55
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that.
• 8:58
  El Guapo: I'm not sure you're allowed to do… they're allowed to, but I… I also see another argument. One is… you can't enforce Rule X post facto, right? After the fact?
• 9:14
  El Guapo: Which would mean that now that something has been said and done about it.
• 9:18
  El Guapo: You can't undo what's happened before. Just like you can't pass a law on marijuana tomorrow, then arrest me for something I did yesterday.
• 9:26
  El Guapo: But the Supreme Court making a decision isn't really them putting something in place, it's them saying, this is what the rule is, and they were wrong. Yeah.
• 9:36
  El Guapo: So I'm… I wanna know where this is gonna go.
• 9:41
  El Guapo: Especially since, Trump just, what?
• 9:44
  El Guapo: increased tariffs nationwide by, what, 5% or something like that? 10%. Yeah.
• 9:52
  El Guapo: Well, the thing… when the Supreme Court overturned the tariff, it was under…
• 9:59
  El Guapo: They're trying to overturned because he used an emergency proclamation tariff.
• 10:04
  Testecleese: Yes, he might be able to do this anyway with a different.
• 10:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, which is one of the Supreme Court justices,
• 10:11
  El Guapo: I think it was Gors… no, Gorsuch, but I forgot which one it was. I don't think it was Thumb, it was the other one, the one that got in trouble at the beginning. Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh. He's like, yeah, he can force under this or the tariffs, you know, a different act.
• 10:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, you have the authority, you just did it the wrong way. Yeah, they just, like, the wrong pronoun, like, whatever, you know, like, okay, whatever. So, then he did… you're not gonna win. I don't know, I would just keep quiet, like, whatever, take my losses, you know?
• 10:42
  El Guapo: No, I get it, dude, but if you paid… let's just say, for example, you're UPS, right? And you just paid an extra $100 million in taxes.
• 10:51
  El Guapo: And you got a chance to get it back. You would try, wouldn't you? Why? You know, because you're like, okay, that's how you feel that he just put all the tariffs on it, you know?
• 11:03
  El Guapo: He got, he, he could… that's his duty as the secretary to, impact, I forgot how I put it, but,
• 11:12
  El Guapo: tax imports.
• 11:15
  El Guapo: In a way.
• 11:16
  El Guapo: Well, taxes are supposed to be Congress. This is something we brought up a long time ago. Yeah, but that's why it's got a terrible… it's a different room. It's just shit shit. It's just different burgers. Well, the issue is Congress has given away most of their authority over the years. Yeah. Right now, they're trying to bring back the world.
• 11:33
  Testecleese: power.
• 11:34
  El Guapo: Which…
• 11:34
  Testecleese: Congress.
• 11:35
  El Guapo: But that's the thing, like, there's so many… But there's so many… they cannot fucking agree on fucking anything, dude, so it'd be impossible to tax, you know, like, imports and stuff like that.
• 11:49
  El Guapo: Well, they seem to think that imports are, like.
• 11:51
  Testecleese: Racist or wrong, for some reason.
• 11:54
  El Guapo: You're probably because they get kicked back out of it, that's why.
• 12:00
  El Guapo: Yeah, but every other country charges tariffs. Yeah, so that's why, you know, he got the second, like, you know what? This is what needs to be done, and in order to grandfather, he should go to Congress afterwards.
• 12:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, speaking of imports, just remind me randomly.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: Remember when I was going nuts about graphene a couple years after silver?
• 12:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:24
  Testecleese: I checked my portfolio recently, looked at my graphene.
• 12:29
  El Guapo: I'm up 8,000%, dude.
• 12:31
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 12:32
  El Guapo: What's that mean in real money?
• 12:35
  El Guapo: I had $1, now I have $8,000. How's that? Nice.
• 12:42
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm not, not a…
• 12:43
  El Guapo: Not 8,000, 800. 800, yeah.
• 12:48
  El Guapo: But… It's just, it's crazy what graphene has done, but…
• 12:54
  El Guapo: We don't do a whole lot of graphene mining in the States.
• 12:59
  El Guapo: So, I'm… I have no idea what's gonna happen if I try to cash out.
• 13:04
  El Guapo: a stock from, from Canada.
• 13:07
  Testecleese: Am I gonna pay attention?
• 13:08
  Brian McFadden: surfs?
• 13:09
  El Guapo: Am I gonna pay tariffs? No, you have to pay… you have to pay a full… Capital gains tax. There's a special tax you gotta pay for out-of-state… out-of-country investment.
• 13:19
  El Guapo: Alright, so I just need to make sure that I have…
• 13:21
  El Guapo: well more than enough to make sure I get back my investment, which I already have, but graphene's the way of the future, dude.
• 13:28
  El Guapo: Anyways, what I was trying to say, the sovereign can implement bounties on imports.
• 13:35
  El Guapo: You know, it basically means the executive office gets taxed.
• 13:39
  El Guapo: Imports the stuff, you know, so he can… You know,
• 13:44
  El Guapo: Balance, make a competition fair.
• 13:48
  El Guapo: There we go, whatever the word… fare for the, exports.
• 13:55
  El Guapo: Because that's what happened with, Germany, because after World War II, instead of giving them money, we were like, okay, cool, you can send your stuff to us, but we're not gonna charge you,
• 14:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, we'll buy it cheaper.
• 14:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:09
  El Guapo: So…
• 14:11
  El Guapo: Am I to try to decide what percentage to use with the Congress, it would be impossible just to decide what, you know?
• 14:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's a good argument,
• 14:23
  El Guapo: And that's what… could be used in terms of a surrender after a war.
• 14:28
  El Guapo: And also, there's a tool for the, the executive office. He stopped the freaking war with, Laos and Cambodia.
• 14:39
  El Guapo: They were fighting, and he's like, look, you guys need to stop, or I'm gonna fucking charge imports on both of you, haha.
• 14:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:44
  El Guapo: We'll make it impossible for Americans to buy any of your goods.
• 14:49
  Brian McFadden: Good luck.
• 14:49
  El Guapo: Oh, shit, that's how we make all of our money. And that's how he broke fucking peace, like, okay, you know what? We're not gonna fight.
• 14:58
  El Guapo: It's a tool. It's more than anything, too. Exactly what it is, but so aren't taxes.
• 15:03
  El Guapo: School to bring in money for, revenues.
• 15:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a use of war and fucking, intimidation. You're like, okay, that's how you feel, we're gonna charge imports towards you, and like, they'll be like, you know what? Second thought, we could agree on this, you know?
• 15:22
  El Guapo: let's move on here to the introduction stuff versus follow-up.
• 15:28
  El Guapo: With everything that's going on, does anyone give a shit about the White House charity dinner?
• 15:32
  El Guapo: No, no. Oh, this is not a charity dinner, this is the White House Communications…
• 15:37
  Brian McFadden: Association. This is a dinner that's been poisoned.
• 15:40
  El Guapo: This is a dinner that's been boycotted by Republican presidents for quite a while now. This is the first time Republicans went, because
• 15:50
  El Guapo: Usually, it's a bunch of press trying to make themselves look better and make fun of the Republican president, so…
• 15:59
  Brian McFadden: It'll be interesting to see…
• 16:00
  El Guapo: This is what we always see, the friggin' left-wing comedies come on. Yeah, they make this… that don't actually apply to anything, but they think they're making witty points.
• 16:10
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 16:12
  El Guapo: Trevor Noah.
• 16:14
  El Guapo: And all them guys.
• 16:20
  El Guapo: Whatever, Trump doesn't mind getting roasted, typically.
• 16:25
  Brian McFadden: But will they be able to…
• 16:28
  Brian McFadden: what he's gonna dish out to him, you know, cause he's gonna give it right back to him as much as they're gonna give it to him.
• 16:33
  El Guapo: roastie always gets to come back in a situation like this. And, the thing is, as long as it's in good spirit, Trump seems to be good about a good roast.
• 16:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, you got roasted…
• 16:45
  Testecleese: ping…
• 16:45
  El Guapo: You're a dick? He's like, no, not you, you're an asshole. You know?
• 16:50
  El Guapo: Alright, well, now I'm a little more interested. I thought this was the, charity dinner, or whatever it was. I was like, so what? Who cares?
• 16:57
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, that's why he roasted, Clinton and, Kamala, and she didn't show up for that time.
• 17:09
  El Guapo: Oh, St. Martin?
• 17:11
  El Guapo: I think, right?
• 17:13
  El Guapo: The Caribbean island?
• 17:16
  El Guapo: Well, the, the French and, the FBI just tag-teamed together to get a, former, oh, what was he? A government contractor, I want to say he was DHS, but I'm not sure. Stole, what, $46 million in cryptocurrency and disappeared to St. Thomas.
• 17:33
  El Guapo: Oh, damn.
• 17:35
  Brian McFadden: St. Thomas or St. Martin?
• 17:37
  El Guapo: Oh, St. Martin, my mistake.
• 17:39
  Brian McFadden: St. Thomas is part of Puerto Rico.
• 17:41
  El Guapo: The Keys. Okay, I'm sorry, Puerto Rico, I…
• 17:45
  El Guapo: I'm not sure where all my… Yeah, so many, so many in there. Dave Martin is… got…
• 17:50
  El Guapo: French side and the Dominican Republican side. I believe your cruise is going there, isn't it?
• 17:55
  El Guapo: I don't know, not too bad. Maybe. It might be, actually.
• 18:00
  El Guapo: But there's so many Iowans named down there.
• 18:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, St. Martin's got a… not a Dominican Republican, but it's got a Dutch side.
• 18:07
  El Guapo: and a French side. So depending on, you know, what kind of food you want to eat, what language you want to speak, is where you end up on that island. Well, well, that means I'm gonna end up with the Dutch side, because the French are assholes when it comes to anyone who doesn't speak French.
• 18:20
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that's still there.
• 18:22
  Testecleese: At least they were in Canada.
• 18:24
  Brian McFadden: who carried out the arrest on a briefcase full of cash, as well as USB drives.
• 18:29
  El Guapo: Briefly?
• 18:29
  Brian McFadden: A case full of cash is never good for you.
• 18:33
  El Guapo: No, you need a real good excuse to have a briefcase full of cash. I mean, that guy from New Jersey, he tried to come up with an excuse, but…
• 18:41
  Brian McFadden: He's in prison now.
• 18:42
  El Guapo: Well, here's the thing, too, is like…
• 18:44
  El Guapo: We see it in the movies, they show up with, like, a briefcase full of cash handcuffed to them, you know what I mean?
• 18:49
  El Guapo: It's like, here's a million dollars, and they opened it, I was like, why did you bring a giant briefcase of $20 bills to give me a million dollars? You could have given me, like.
• 18:58
  El Guapo: 10 stacks of $100 bills.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: Right.
• 19:01
  El Guapo: a million dollars, right? Yup. It doesn't take up that much space.
• 19:08
  El Guapo: And what are you doing?
• 19:10
  Testecleese: Cash transactions, that huge for.
• 19:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, in Europe, that's illegal.
• 19:18
  El Guapo: So it's not illegal here, but you need to report it to the IRS for taxes.
• 19:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, you'.
• 19:22
  El Guapo: You're not allowed to, like, buy a car with cash in the EU.
• 19:27
  El Guapo: Why not?
• 19:29
  Brian McFadden: Because they want you to use… they want you to track the… they want to be able to track the money better.
• 19:35
  El Guapo: That's exactly why I like cash.
• 19:39
  El Guapo: Don't get me wrong, We…
• 19:42
  El Guapo: brought it up on the show yet. We recently just purchased a small gas-powered excavator.
• 19:47
  El Guapo: It'll pick up about a little more than a ton and a quarter.
• 19:54
  El Guapo: We swiped our debit card.
• 19:57
  El Guapo: Granted, the transaction went through and all the information was tracked, but…
• 20:01
  El Guapo: Tell you what, man, it feels nice to be able to swipe a debit card and just pay for it.
• 20:06
  El Guapo: No credit. Yeah, boom, it's mine.
• 20:09
  El Guapo: Yeah. We fired it up today for the first time to get a feel of how it works.
• 20:15
  El Guapo: Pulled a giant…
• 20:17
  El Guapo: Hunk of wood out of our front lawn that's been there since shortly after we moved in, where that tree fell, in our yard, almost hit the house, ripped down the power line, started a big electrical fire.
• 20:29
  El Guapo: We pulled the rest of that tree out of the ground, finally. I've been trying to for, like, a year with a shovel.
• 20:35
  El Guapo: Motherfucker was, like, 3 feet in the ground.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: No wonder why I wasn't getting it out, you know what I mean?
• 20:41
  El Guapo: These are little posts that come down so you don't…
• 20:44
  El Guapo: Go forward. Why was… I don't… it doesn't have the outriggers. I know, I know. So, it is a little awkward, because the whole thing picks up off the ground.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, you probably…
• 20:56
  El Guapo: You probably need to get, like, some strapped down or something like that, just to, like, if you're not far away for anything to hold you back, you know?
• 21:03
  El Guapo: Shit, even if you tip it over, dude, just use the friggin' boom.
• 21:07
  El Guapo: Spin it around, then push, and put yourself back upright.
• 21:11
  El Guapo: No, but I said prevent it from, like, going all the way, like, you know, something happens and you lost control, because you don't want that shit to fall on you.
• 21:19
  El Guapo: So you fall out of it, and then you…
• 21:22
  El Guapo: That's why I use the seatbelt.
• 21:25
  Testecleese: gave something.
• 21:26
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, when you fall down, make sure you… you go like this.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: I understand.
• 21:31
  El Guapo: People wanna… their first reaction when I do extended arms and legs.
• 21:34
  Testecleese: Put your arm out, like, you're gonna catch yourself. Yeah, no, I'm just gonna get crushed.
• 21:38
  El Guapo: over. Yeah.
• 21:39
  Testecleese: Actually, I had a buddy in high school who lost his arm that way.
• 21:44
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 21:45
  El Guapo: We were goofing off on the beach in a… in a CJ7, a Jeep CJ7.
• 21:52
  El Guapo: You remember the CJ series, right? The season's Jeep?
• 21:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, we were tooling around, and we rolled it.
• 22:00
  El Guapo: You know?
• 22:02
  El Guapo: And he put his arm out.
• 22:05
  El Guapo: And we rolled right up and over it, and…
• 22:07
  Testecleese: Oh, he's almost broken 7 places.
• 22:10
  El Guapo: Rolled over it on the roll bar.
• 22:12
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 22:13
  El Guapo: And ended up losing his arm over, like, yeah, we can't fix that.
• 22:17
  El Guapo: Everyone else did what you said, they grabbed… This Jeep was specifically…
• 22:24
  El Guapo: upgraded for doing dumb shit like this, 5-point harnesses. So you grab your seatbelt on either side, or through your shoulder, you know?
• 22:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, he tried, he tried to reach out and stop the… It's a reaction. People, it's a reaction sometimes, like, no, you just make sure you keep all your limbs together. You take the hit, you take the fucking hit, you know? Yep.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're gonna be okay!
• 22:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: It's just gonna be terrifying.
• 22:51
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: But that's the difference between training and panic, right?
• 22:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:57
  El Guapo: Shit. You hear fire, what's the first thing either one of you do, even at this point in your life?
• 23:03
  El Guapo: Well, like, where's it coming from? They got my fire signature… I got a fire signature underneath my sink. What actually happened, I don't know if I mentioned to you guys what happened to it.
• 23:13
  El Guapo: One time our little smoke detector went off.
• 23:17
  El Guapo: And I told my neighbor something, so I look around, I cannot tell. My ex-wife, like, is coming from the…
• 23:24
  El Guapo: My water heater…
• 23:27
  El Guapo: open my water here, the thing's on fire. Oh, electrical fire inside? Yeah, I told her, like, go turn off the main power right now. And I went to my kitchen.
• 23:35
  Testecleese: Snap the breakers, take the kids, get out of the house.
• 23:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, she went to turn off the fire, the main power, I went to the kitchen, grabbed my fire signature, and just plunged her, like, okay. I go, like, I guess he goes, gotta go stay the mom for a while, because this place thick on that thing. It's gonna take a while to clean it, and, like, I gotta take the…
• 23:57
  El Guapo: I cut the…
• 23:59
  Testecleese: Let's be real, you have to have fire extinguishers in your home if you intend to have insurance, right?
• 24:04
  El Guapo: No, just, no, no, I don't think it's insurance. Brian, Brian should know, he sells insurance. Brian, how much… I think his life insurance.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: How much cheaper is my homeowner's insurance if I have fire extinguishers in my house, or…
• 24:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, you don't have to have it, you gotta re… you gotta claim them, you know?
• 24:19
  El Guapo: No, no, no, what you really want to know, how far is your fire department is?
• 24:23
  Testecleese: Yes, I was just gonna say, within 10 miles.
• 24:25
  El Guapo: Or a fire hydrant, how far is it from your house? Yep.
• 24:29
  El Guapo: I'll make it cheaper. You can tell that to the insurance, like, hey, look, there's a 500 Christmas Street, and half a mile is, like, fire department. We actually got a huge discount when we were in Hampton, Virginia on homeowners insurance, because, the fire department was in the 5 miles of… like, the station was in 5 miles of our house. Yeah.
• 24:47
  El Guapo: And it's like, and the insurance is like, oh, yeah, we'll hook you up, because we know West shit's gonna get destroyed. Yeah.
• 24:54
  El Guapo: And these are all things that need to be brought up. Anything that you think might help you in an emergency situation.
• 25:01
  Testecleese: Always bring it up to your insurance company.
• 25:04
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 25:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. As weird as it sounds… dumb as it sounds.
• 25:09
  El Guapo: Sometimes, maybe not the greatest idea, but depends on where you live. Mentioning you own a firearm might help with your home insurance. It might go up depending on where you live, too. Yeah.
• 25:21
  El Guapo: But West Virginia, they hear you have a shotgun in your house to keep intruders out. Insurance goes down.
• 25:28
  El Guapo: Virginia probably goes up, because we assume you're gonna shoot your kid in the hall, right?
• 25:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:36
  El Guapo: Oh, you think you're gonna… your kid's gonna shoot the teacher?
• 25:40
  El Guapo: What? Sorry, it's just like… Shark gun, don't get me wrong, it's very effective for killing people, but it's not the fastest
• 25:49
  El Guapo: Wait, stop.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: Weapon out there.
• 25:51
  El Guapo: So, apparently there's been a, a report that just came out with both the Labor Department, who sent millions of dollars to liberal, race-based organizations.
• 26:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, and Trump's been trying to… Clean all this shit up.
• 26:08
  El Guapo: He's running into trouble again. He had trouble draining the swab last time, he's having trouble with this, so… I think because, the glorifier, it should have been through it quietly, dude, just, you know…
• 26:19
  El Guapo: Shit, did you… well, yeah, we're gonna see what happens with this. People are gonna get fired, I'm sure.
• 26:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'm gonna cry, but okay, whatever, you know.
• 26:27
  El Guapo: Did you see what Kristy Gnome did?
• 26:29
  El Guapo: The commercial, that's why she got fired?
• 26:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 26:32
  El Guapo: Allegedly. Allegedly. I think… Well, she also didn't do very good in her, in her congressional hearing either, so neither… nobody liked what she had to say, but I did not see the ad campaign that…
• 26:47
  El Guapo: She was on a horse on Mount Washington.
• 26:55
  El Guapo: I should make a video, like, look, are you here to make… you should be in the horse, she'll be in the office, like, making a statement.
• 27:03
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, this ad campaign was like a $200 million ad campaign.
• 27:07
  Testecleese: I thought it was 200,000.
• 27:10
  Brian McFadden: Baby.
• 27:11
  El Guapo: Mr. H.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: I thought it was $200,000, I was like, in the scope of things, that ain't bad to run a commercial.
• 27:17
  El Guapo: International? That's not bad. Yeah, international, you know what I mean? Like, that's… that actually sounds like this woman deserves her job. If it was $200 million, that's different. That's a lot more money that needs to go through the president. And that was the issue, was this didn't go through the president, but she claimed it did.
• 27:33
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 27:34
  Brian McFadden: who lied to Congress.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that… Sorry, you lose your job, right?
• 27:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 27:43
  El Guapo: But… Do I still got… yeah, I still got Sharon on.
• 27:48
  El Guapo: Of course, there's gonna be a… oh, no, no. I think it goes through YouTube.
• 27:52
  El Guapo: No, maybe not. Oh yeah, it is through YouTube. That means I'm not gonna have a commercial. The guy replacing her is,
• 27:59
  El Guapo: The guy almost got to a fight with the other…
• 28:01
  Testecleese: Yes, thank you so much!
• 28:03
  El Guapo: I brought that up to the show.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: Mark Mullen, right?
• 28:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, he's a fucker. In 2023, he almost got into a fistfight with the Teamsters Union president.
• 28:15
  El Guapo: And yeah, I got an audio clip. Now, let's talk about Mr. O'Brien himself, his behavior. Everybody knows this here, the last time
• 28:23
  El Guapo: You know, I kind of had a back and forth. I appreciate your demeanor today. We talked about this last time.
• 28:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: But after you left here, you got pretty excited about keyboard.
• 28:30
  El Guapo: In fact, you…
• 28:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: What did that mean?
• 28:34
  El Guapo: 1, 2… 3, 4…
• 28:38
  El Guapo: Five times. And let me read what the last one said. It said, greedy CEO who pretends like he's self-made.
• 28:47
  El Guapo: Sir, I wish you… the truck with me when I was building my plumbing company myself.
• 28:51
  El Guapo: My wife was… Huh.
• 28:52
  Testecleese: Heads up to everyone.
• 28:54
  Audio shared by Testecleese: fence.
• 28:55
  Testecleese: Dwayne Mullen.
• 28:56
  El Guapo: It's a 3-0…
• 28:58
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Undefeated MMA clown.
• 29:01
  El Guapo: Fighter. Broad.
• 29:02
  El Guapo: Always has been.
• 29:04
  El Guapo: Always will be.
• 29:06
  El Guapo: the Tough Guy Act in these Senate hearings. You know where to find me, any place, anytime.
• 29:13
  Testecleese: I love this part.
• 29:15
  El Guapo: Bro, this is a time, this is a place.
• 29:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: One of our mouths. We can be two.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: floor of the Senate.
• 29:21
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:22
  Audio shared by Testecleese: You wanna do it now? I'd love to do it.
• 29:24
  El Guapo: Stand your butt up, then. You stand your butt up. Oh, hold up. Oh, hold, stop it!
• 29:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Is that your solution, everyone?
• 29:29
  El Guapo: Bernie! No, no, Bernie, get out of the way, Bernie! You're a United States Senator. I'm sorry, Bernie Sanders, you're a United States Senator. The guy stands up, takes his wedding ring off so he doesn't break his hand, right?
• 29:42
  Testecleese: Let's do this shit! No, you know what? We need more masculinity in government.
• 29:47
  El Guapo: And not that fighting is great on the floor of…
• 29:51
  Testecleese: of the Senate chamber.
• 29:54
  El Guapo: Well, you gotta bring me a co- what is it called? Dual combat. Combat. Hey! Mutual combat. Yeah? Believe it or not, Oregon actually has a law to… for a street fight.
• 30:05
  El Guapo: You got up for the odd, on.
• 30:07
  Testecleese: All the local police that supervise.
• 30:09
  El Guapo: No, no, no, the show that we're talking about, I'm like, what?
• 30:14
  El Guapo: But yeah, it's… That's a scrap podcast that we're talking about it.
• 30:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, some…
• 30:18
  Testecleese: Some states actually have laws, like, let's just have a.
• 30:20
  El Guapo: fistfight, and it'll be over with.
• 30:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, and people will be well-behaved.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: Well, like I said, Oregon, the last 8 you would think would allow me.
• 30:31
  El Guapo: I know. He was like, no, no, no, just call the police, a police officer will show up, and they will make sure that no one dies. He's the referee. Yeah, he's the referee, basically.
• 30:42
  El Guapo: And I'm like, can you imagine some shit happening in Oregon? And the Republican guy was like, let's call the boys, oh, you a bitch? No, no, no, we're gonna have a fist fight.
• 30:51
  El Guapo: What? The police are coming, they're not gonna… no, they're here to referee, motherfuckers. Yeah. Imagine that, how fast things would turn around!
• 30:58
  El Guapo: Yep. Yep.
• 31:00
  El Guapo: Oh, Texas got it too!
• 31:03
  El Guapo: See, there's multiple states that allow you to fistfight legally.
• 31:08
  El Guapo: To get your shit out!
• 31:10
  El Guapo: And people don't realize this, and I'm just like, Okay, in Texas…
• 31:16
  El Guapo: Both, mucho carbos allow if both parties agree to the fight.
• 31:21
  El Guapo: The fight does not involve any deadly weapons.
• 31:24
  Testecleese: No weapons.
• 31:24
  El Guapo: Neither person is forced to, oh, trend into a fight. Oh, hold on. Neither person is forced or trending into a fight. Okay, yeah, so that's…
• 31:34
  El Guapo: Okay, I'm okay with that.
• 31:37
  El Guapo: What? Legal, legal consent between the, two consent…
• 31:41
  Testecleese: adults, right?
• 31:42
  El Guapo: Speaking of, I tried to get Claire… I've been contacting Claire for, like.
• 31:46
  Brian McFadden: I have too!
• 31:47
  El Guapo: Won't… won't even respond to me anymore.
• 31:49
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 31:51
  Brian McFadden: She said she'd come on the show, and then she ghosted me after she said she'd come on the show, so…
• 31:56
  El Guapo: Well, I wanted her tonight in particular to talk about.
• 32:00
  El Guapo: Iran and the elections that happened, because Brandon Herrera might have won his election. Yeah, AK guy. Almost certainly, actually, unless something weird happens, but we'll get into that very soon.
• 32:13
  El Guapo: By the way, he's also known as AK Guy.
• 32:18
  El Guapo: Check this out!
• 32:21
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, not yet, not to check this out.
• 32:23
  El Guapo: That's the next one.
• 32:25
  El Guapo: The lawmakers here in West Virginia are trying to rush through the budget.
• 32:29
  El Guapo: And get it to the governor's desk early.
• 32:32
  El Guapo: Anticipating some vetoes.
• 32:36
  El Guapo: And all I could think was.
• 32:38
  El Guapo: Shouldn't the federal government do this too, instead of shutting down the fucking government every time?
• 32:46
  El Guapo: God.
• 32:48
  El Guapo: Am I the only one this makes sense to? Like, get your shit done early, so… because when it gets tossed back to you, you still have time to get it done, you know?
• 32:59
  El Guapo: It's just good to see someone's doing it, even if it's not the federal government, I guess.
• 33:06
  El Guapo: And… check this shit out.
• 33:08
  El Guapo: Oh, this is different too, but…
• 33:11
  El Guapo: We're getting folks here in the, red cities, like Charleston.
• 33:17
  El Guapo: are ready to fight ICE. And they're like, oh yeah, Trump lost so bad in Minnesota, we're gonna do it here. I'm like, first of all, Trump won in Minnesota.
• 33:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, they just don't get the other side of the news.
• 33:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, it was like, he has more people there now than he asked for in the first place, and he got Minnesota to bend to his will and agree to all of his conditions.
• 33:39
  El Guapo: Like, he got everything he wanted and more.
• 33:42
  El Guapo: So, like, West Virginia… Not West Virginia… Minnesota folded.
• 33:47
  El Guapo: And…
• 33:49
  El Guapo: These people in West Virginia, what, like, 35 people gonna show up in Charleston and try to fistfight fuckin' ice? We all know what's gonna happen, right?
• 33:59
  Brian McFadden: It won't be pretty.
• 34:01
  El Guapo: And this one'll be fun.
• 34:04
  El Guapo: West Virginia is doing something.
• 34:07
  El Guapo: They're pretty sure it does not violate the NFA, the National Firearms Act on Reagan, right?
• 34:18
  El Guapo: They're about to say that the state police 2.
• 34:23
  El Guapo: Sell machine guns to citizens.
• 34:26
  El Guapo: Interesting.
• 34:29
  El Guapo: Like, if you got seized for something, we have machine guns, you can buy them.
• 34:34
  El Guapo: You just have to go through, like, your standard background check, because they're saying the Second Amendment doesn't say you can't have a machine gun.
• 34:44
  El Guapo: Dude!
• 34:45
  El Guapo: If I could buy a machine gun.
• 34:47
  El Guapo: for a couple thousand bucks? Like, an actual…
• 34:51
  El Guapo: Actual machine gun, not like a Tommy gun.
• 34:54
  El Guapo: I would probably spend, like, a grand for a tongue gun, for real. If I get, like, Belt.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: Fed machine gun?
• 35:01
  El Guapo: Fuck my chainsaw!
• 35:02
  El Guapo: Dude, you would go, you would go through a fucking, what's it?
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Case of ammo.
• 35:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, that was, okay, that was about 13 seconds on it.
• 35:13
  El Guapo: I have to wait 6 more months so I can buy more. Right.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not actually gonna cut down trees with a machine gun, but it would be so much fun to own one.
• 35:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: worked.
• 35:24
  El Guapo: I see somebody… I used to know somebody on a .50 cal sniper rifle.
• 35:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Baron?
• 35:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, goddamn, it's so special, like, $22 per round, or something like that. This is years ago.
• 35:38
  El Guapo: 308 costs $2 a round, and that's a bolt-action rifle.
• 35:44
  El Guapo: But you know throwing a party, right? And you're like, hey, by the way, I have a machine gun.
• 35:50
  El Guapo: And it is completely legal to fire in here. Who wants to partake before you touch the beer?
• 35:56
  El Guapo: You know? And then before you tap the keg, you put the machine gun away, you know what I mean? Or at least take the ammo away so it can cool.
• 36:04
  El Guapo: What ammo? It's gonna be all gone, like, okay, no more.
• 36:08
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 36:08
  El Guapo: You're like, okay, that was it.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: Possibly.
• 36:13
  El Guapo: You be known to, like, the guy is, like, you know, like, you know how people own candles and shoot it once in a while, like, oh, there he goes with his…
• 36:24
  El Guapo: But even if I get a Tommy gun, Box do.
• 36:28
  El Guapo: That sounds like a ton of fun.
• 36:32
  El Guapo: It's funny, he shut his video up, but not the sound.
• 36:38
  El Guapo: I can use…
• 36:39
  Testecleese: them, though.
• 36:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, that hum was definitely him, huh?
• 36:43
  Brian McFadden: It is, yeah, it's been him a whole lot.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: These vape shops we've been talking about in, the Seven Cities.
• 36:52
  Testecleese: Mostly, right?
• 36:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: What, arrests have been made now, or something?
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: They closed down 5 more in Gloucester because they were selling marijuana.
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: Because when you were here, we had that fine print where you could do the… the…
• 37:09
  Brian McFadden: the wannabe… there was, like, one chromosome off on the one molecule.
• 37:14
  Testecleese: and… yeah.
• 37:15
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've closed that loophole, but these vape shops are still trying to find ways around it and sell it.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: Not worth it. Not worth it, man. Just making money legitimately.
• 37:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:27
  Brian McFadden: I mean, meanwhile, every business… this new business to open up in Virginia is either a car wash or a fucking vape shop, so…
• 37:44
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, the pies of these vape shops got shut down.
• 37:48
  El Guapo: Where?
• 37:50
  El Guapo: In Gloucester. Wow. Why? What was he doing? Selling weed.
• 37:55
  El Guapo: So then we all, the bishops, do, I think, what it is that eliminates the competition before the legalized, the pass licenses and shit.
• 38:05
  El Guapo: These vape shops, they're not gonna hand out that many recreational dispensary licenses for all the vape shops we have in fuckin' Virginia.
• 38:12
  El Guapo: I know, but right now… Yeah, one of the only businesses that are opening up in the state are vape shops and car washes.
• 38:17
  El Guapo: I know, but I'm saying right now the Democrats are gonna eliminate the competition before they start handing out licenses. They're not! Because if they don't do recreational rights, the black market's still gonna be there.
• 38:28
  Brian McFadden: People are so many good, either we.
• 38:30
  El Guapo: From their drug dealers.
• 38:31
  El Guapo: But… This article, you said these were all Gloucester stores that closed? Yeah.
• 38:37
  El Guapo: Which is interesting, I know a guy in Gloucester who opened up a vape shop when vape became huge in Virginia. I'm curious if he's involved, because.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: Oh, I just shut… I moved my camera to have a better view of me, and it shut off.
• 38:51
  El Guapo: Rhino, Cigars and Date, The Vault Date, and Hookah Shop.
• 38:56
  El Guapo: And…
• 38:56
  Brian McFadden: Super Tobacco and beige.
• 38:59
  El Guapo: Okay, the vault, I could have sworn, was on Mercury Boulevard, right.
• 39:03
  Brian McFadden: There used to be one, it's not there anymore.
• 39:05
  El Guapo: Oh, alright, because that was the place that used to sell that spice stuff.
• 39:09
  El Guapo: It was on the no-goal list in the Navy.
• 39:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Testecleese: Alright, so it's the same guy?
• 39:16
  El Guapo: 20-year-old Adam Muhammad, an employee of Super Tobacco and Vape, was arrested and charged with providing false identification to a law enforcement officer and obstruction of justice.
• 39:28
  Brian McFadden: Local tips about the vape shops prompted this investigation with citizens claiming.
• 39:33
  El Guapo: There's a nearby vape shops for selling products to underage kids and unlawful products. That's happening in all of…
• 39:39
  Brian McFadden: I know this is going on at every fucking date shop, so it's just a matter of when they're gonna…
• 39:44
  El Guapo: Not every babe shop, because I know a couple… well, maybe now, but I gotta… I have to believe some guys are doing this legitimate, because there is money to be made. Why screw up your chance to make money?
• 39:56
  El Guapo: legally, and actually come home without going to jail, you know what I mean?
• 39:59
  El Guapo: Right.
• 40:02
  El Guapo: I know a couple guys that built, that opened up a whole chain of them. I think it's called Seven Cities Vapes.
• 40:09
  El Guapo: They're all over the seven cities.
• 40:13
  El Guapo: One dude, I'm not gonna say his name out loud, basically retired, because he was super involved in the beginning.
• 40:21
  El Guapo: But then I was like, we made enough money on this.
• 40:24
  El Guapo: I don't need to be involved anymore, I have, you know… there's, like, 5 guys that formed the company. We have enough employees, and he's just off in Virginia doing whatever the fuck he wants, you know? He's actually, now, he's restoring.
• 40:40
  El Guapo: Antique cars with his son.
• 40:43
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 40:43
  El Guapo: racing them.
• 40:45
  El Guapo: I was like, geez, man, that sounds fucking fun, you know?
• 40:51
  El Guapo: Like, if you have a chance to bring home legitimate money and have no chance of going to jail for it, why would you screw that up?
• 40:57
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 40:58
  El Guapo: Greg.
• 41:01
  El Guapo: And you could say if they weren't making enough money, well, then just fucking close down. If you want to sell drugs, sell drugs.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: Don't try to do it through your legitimate business, right?
• 41:11
  El Guapo: Sorry. Where's she got in Virginia?
• 41:15
  El Guapo: Well, we've got the whole redistricting referendum that is now open for early voting.
• 41:22
  Brian McFadden: Where they're trying… and the advertising on this is very confusing, because they're kind of crazy.
• 41:29
  El Guapo: They're coming out saying that, hey, you know, you need to vote yes on this.
• 41:34
  El Guapo: You know, to save the world in Virginia. But, in all reality, if we want to keep our independent
• 41:42
  El Guapo: committee that's supposed to be the one doing the redistricting in place, you gotta vote no on the referendum.
• 41:49
  El Guapo: And I'm actually gonna remain a resident of Virginia long enough to vote in this referendum.
• 41:59
  El Guapo: My wife has already changed her residency over.
• 42:02
  El Guapo: Friend.
• 42:03
  Brian McFadden: But I'm gonna hold off until after, after this vote goes through.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: She wants to vote in Michigan?
• 42:11
  El Guapo: Well, she's… we're planning on living there for an extended period of time, so yes, we're gonna become Michigan residents for a period of time.
• 42:20
  El Guapo: Especially when you consider a significant amount of time, I suppose, but…
• 42:23
  Brian McFadden: When my dad dies.
• 42:24
  El Guapo: I was gonna say, I know that sounds super cold.
• 42:27
  El Guapo: That sounds super cold.
• 42:30
  El Guapo: Boy, I mean… Oh.
• 42:33
  El Guapo: I don't wanna get… are we talking 5 years?
• 42:35
  Testecleese: Or 15…
• 42:36
  Brian McFadden: Maybe, maybe 15 years, yeah.
• 42:39
  El Guapo: Oh, here's… he is Hobart.
• 42:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, exactly.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: You gotta keep people like Whitmer out, but you guys are completely outnumbered.
• 42:46
  Brian McFadden: Waiver's gone.
• 42:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's term-limited out.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: She can't run again, or just…
• 42:56
  El Guapo: At all. Ever.
• 42:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't think… but she probably goes… I don't know how the rules work in Michigan. I haven't been there in 30 years.
• 43:03
  El Guapo: No.
• 43:04
  El Guapo: I know.
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: I've lived outside of Michigan longer than I've lived inside of Michigan.
• 43:09
  El Guapo: I've lived in Virginia since retirement longer than I lived in Michigan.
• 43:13
  El Guapo: You know what's funny is,
• 43:15
  El Guapo: I had finally lived outside of Massachusetts longer than I had lived in, then I went back for 5 years, and now I've lived in Massachusetts longer than anywhere else. That's what's about to happen to me.
• 43:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, exactly, it's gonna, it's gonna start ticking up on the other side. Hey, hey.
• 43:32
  El Guapo: The problem is, Brian, you can never go home again. It's never home again.
• 43:36
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not. I know that. I don't have any friends there. I don't have a support system there, you know?
• 43:42
  El Guapo: Try moving out to the middle of fucking nowhere. It's like…
• 43:46
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 43:47
  Brian McFadden: Print your own.
• 43:47
  El Guapo: Well, that's the purpose of doing fucking nowhere, because nobody, nobody's around nowhere.
• 43:52
  El Guapo: Well, no, there's people around! I know, I was just saying, but… But, I mean…
• 43:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know, it's…
• 44:00
  Brian McFadden: Hard to me.
• 44:01
  Testecleese: friends.
• 44:01
  Brian McFadden: lifelong friends.
• 44:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's.
• 44:03
  Brian McFadden: You have to be friends after puberty.
• 44:08
  El Guapo: You know, these guys have all known each other since high school, or elementary school, you know what I mean?
• 44:14
  El Guapo: Then I show up.
• 44:16
  El Guapo: friggin'… I show up to the bar, right?
• 44:21
  El Guapo: Yeah. Trying to meet some of the locals, get to know these guys.
• 44:24
  Testecleese: Like, oh yeah, I just got an 18-hour shift fucking, you know, logging.
• 44:28
  El Guapo: What do you do? I'm like, oh, I'm retired.
• 44:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I'm like, fuck you.
• 44:34
  El Guapo: like why I like…
• 44:35
  El Guapo: Like the VFW and social clubs like that, you know, because there's, like, that common bond as soon as you walk into the place, you know? See, it's interesting, because I was thinking.
• 44:45
  Brian McFadden: I literally just joined the Moose Lodge here in Hampton.
• 44:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, we talked about that, because you got one near…
• 44:51
  El Guapo: The closest Moose Lodge… the Moose Lodge is closer than the VFW in Michigan, where I'm gonna be at, so… I was thinking about joining up with the VFW here, but .
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: Too far away.
• 45:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, everything's so far away, isn't it?
• 45:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
• 45:07
  El Guapo: I can get to the gas station in under 15 minutes, close to 10. If you don't know the area, it's gonna take you at least 20 minutes to get to the gas station. Yeah. And then it's that much further again.
• 45:19
  El Guapo: to the VFW.
• 45:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 45:22
  El Guapo: It's just… I don't know, who wants to drive 40 minutes?
• 45:29
  El Guapo: to have a beer, when I… or I can just…
• 45:32
  El Guapo: buy a case and sit in my basement, you know what I mean?
• 45:36
  Testecleese: Grant, granted…
• 45:37
  Brian McFadden: See, that's the problem.
• 45:38
  El Guapo: That's the problem, is social interaction.
• 45:42
  El Guapo: I'm not a particularly social person.
• 45:48
  El Guapo: May come across it on this… show…
• 45:52
  El Guapo: But this is basically all my interaction and speaking for the entire week, you know that.
• 45:59
  El Guapo: No, I'm a very quiet person. Actually, the wife took a picture of me today playing with a new excavator.
• 46:04
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 46:05
  Testecleese: And sent it to my father, because I was smiling.
• 46:08
  El Guapo: No, it's like a family thing, it's like, Jeffrey never smiles.
• 46:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 46:13
  Testecleese: When he does, no one ever gets it on film.
• 46:15
  El Guapo: Oh, sweet.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: So, she said that…
• 46:19
  El Guapo: Technically, she didn't get it on film, because film doesn't exist.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: I know, I was actually gonna bring that up, too, it's not film.
• 46:26
  El Guapo: But, yeah, she actually not just sent to my father, she put it on his, electronic…
• 46:31
  El Guapo: Picture frame things?
• 46:33
  El Guapo: Oh, you got one of those? Okay. Yeah, so she just said it's gonna show up, and everyone else who's attached to it will see it, too.
• 46:39
  El Guapo: She's like, yeah, let them find this, of you spinning an expedor in circles, go…
• 46:49
  El Guapo: Dude, it was… gotta tell you, this thing was fun to play with.
• 46:52
  El Guapo: I'm sure.
• 46:53
  El Guapo: But anyway, yeah, so… this referendum, like I said, it took me twice to read. You said it was a little confusing, what's going on.
• 47:00
  Brian McFadden: Well, the advertising's ridiculous, and I've started seeing it on TV.
• 47:05
  El Guapo: They're… basically, the way the law is written.
• 47:08
  El Guapo: That they need to run this thing by the voters.
• 47:12
  Brian McFadden: way.
• 47:13
  El Guapo: Yes, we've spoken about this, and they wanted to skip that, right?
• 47:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they wanted to, yep.
• 47:18
  El Guapo: And then a judge was like, no, no, you can't. And then Virginia Supreme Court agreed, right?
• 47:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:26
  El Guapo: And here's the thing is… Before anyone would say, well, Texas did it.
• 47:32
  El Guapo: Well, every state's different.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: own laws.
• 47:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they do.
• 47:37
  El Guapo: This is why…
• 47:38
  El Guapo: Whew, what drives me nuts is they'll say that, and then say, states have voter rights. It's like, yes! States decide how the vote is run. Virginia has decided this is how they do it, and now they want to
• 47:51
  El Guapo: And…
• 47:51
  Testecleese: process.
• 47:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, undo it, because then they just wanna be the fucking…
• 47:57
  El Guapo: Just like what happened with Pennsylvania in the election, right? With the mail-in votes?
• 48:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:01
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 48:02
  El Guapo: It's illegal, according to Pennsylvania's laws, to do a mass mail-in vote, and then they did it anyway.
• 48:10
  El Guapo: And what was it, I think Texas sued him.
• 48:12
  El Guapo: He's like, hey, you broke your own laws. Supreme Court was like, well, it hasn't technically happened yet, because the vote was still ongoing… hadn't happened yet.
• 48:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, even after the fact, they said, oh, it's too late now.
• 48:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's already said and done, what difference does it make now? It's like, what the fuck, guys!
• 48:28
  Brian McFadden: Double jeopardy right there, like…
• 48:29
  El Guapo: It's zero, it's negative Jeopardy!
• 48:33
  El Guapo: Double jeopardy would mean you would try twice.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: It was so frustrating to see all this shit.
• 48:42
  El Guapo: But…
• 48:44
  El Guapo: Speaking of elections, a whole bunch of elections just happened for Senate, and Governor and a whole bunch of other stuff.
• 48:52
  El Guapo: I got a list here of Texas, if anyone gives a shit to look into what happened, but…
• 48:58
  Testecleese: A big one is Crenshaw lost, the primary in the Republican Party.
• 49:02
  El Guapo: Not surprising, he has been…
• 49:05
  Brian McFadden: So anti-Trump since he got into office.
• 49:08
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 49:09
  Testecleese: I expected great things from him.
• 49:10
  El Guapo: I did too.
• 49:11
  Brian McFadden: We were fighting him! He was a disabled veteran, you know, I expected a…
• 49:16
  El Guapo: Marina, it's our little seal.
• 49:17
  Testecleese: Amazing.
• 49:18
  El Guapo: SEAL. He was a SEAL!
• 49:21
  Testecleese: Oh, no, yo, you're right, Marines can be SEALs, my apologies.
• 49:24
  El Guapo: I don't know if he was in… I don't know what it was, but it doesn't matter at this point. He thought he was so much better than everybody, he just came across as very condescending.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: Compass, even.
• 49:36
  El Guapo: Huh, yep.
• 49:37
  El Guapo: So, I mean…
• 49:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm not surprised he lost.
• 49:42
  El Guapo: And he had terrible opinions.
• 49:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. Stupid shit. He said the dumbest shit about gun rights.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: And I was like, dude, you've been to…
• 49:50
  Brian McFadden: Dumber than Jasmine Crockett?
• 49:53
  El Guapo: Whoa, hold on, we'll get to her in a second, but I was like, you lost an eye in warfare. You don't understand the need for a weapon?
• 50:01
  El Guapo: Yeah. You know? He sounded like he got paid off or something, but, you know, just… That's what it seems like, you got a giant pocket full of money for this, almost, but… Yeah. I don't know, I'm not accusing him.
• 50:12
  El Guapo: We had a rocket gun.
• 50:14
  El Guapo: Mannerism.
• 50:15
  El Guapo: Grocket got primaried out.
• 50:17
  Brian McFadden: She lost her own, lab white man!
• 50:20
  El Guapo: And here's the best part, is she, blamed the Republicans.
• 50:24
  El Guapo: She's like, oh, the election's obviously rigged.
• 50:28
  El Guapo: It's like, you, you were… it was within your own party, because that means your own party? This is… this is what the Republicans like to do, is like, what the f-.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: The Republicans wanted Jasmine Crockett to get the nomination.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's trying to say that Republicans crossed… I mean, like, Operation Chaos, where Rush did that with Hillary Clinton, you know?
• 50:47
  El Guapo: The thing is, the Republicans want Jasmine Crockett to get good on me.
• 50:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, she would have been a super close indeed.
• 50:53
  El Guapo: But you would have lost to the Republican. This guy actually has a chance!
• 50:56
  Brian McFadden: I don't think he has that big of a chance.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: Better than she does, and even worse.
• 51:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, if they really… if they…
• 51:03
  El Guapo: If they bring out some of his opinions closer to Election Day.
• 51:08
  El Guapo: Where they'll stand out. This guy's a wacko, too.
• 51:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, he used the Bible to his, he's a… he twisted it, he used it the way he used the Bible. They always do. They always do.
• 51:19
  El Guapo: But it is, the thing is, oh, fuck, I forgot.
• 51:25
  El Guapo: Right now, right now, the black community is fucking blaming the Hispanic community because nobody voted for Jamie Cracker, like, okay, who says we're gonna just vote for somebody because of color, you know?
• 51:37
  El Guapo: Isn't that racist?
• 51:38
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 51:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, we're not more athletic, like the black community, because, oh, oh, we're not an electronic? Well, you both understand different pattern, you know?
• 51:47
  El Guapo: They sell a whole different story.
• 51:53
  El Guapo: And you know, it's just… that laugh in the dark, dude, it's so scary.
• 52:00
  El Guapo: Well, Tony Gonzalez just dropped out of the race for, Congress,
• 52:06
  El Guapo: I wanna say 3rd district, but could be up by, like, 10, I don't know. 27th district. Yeah, exactly. Brandon Herrera tried to primary him.
• 52:18
  El Guapo: He, he, he… well, he didn't get the 50% to…
• 52:22
  Testecleese: Herrera lost, but…
• 52:24
  El Guapo: The dog.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: I always didn't get 50%.
• 52:26
  El Guapo: Yes. Go to a runoff.
• 52:28
  El Guapo: Yes. And Herrera dropped out of the race, and here's the thing is.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: Isn't he the guy who cheated on his wife, and then that woman self-immolated?
• 52:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, the…
• 52:39
  Testecleese: Because he wouldn't leave his wife?
• 52:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:43
  Testecleese: First of all.
• 52:44
  El Guapo: I think she fell for the altar, oh, I'm gonna leave you, but he never did. I'm gonna leave his wife.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: Depending on your wife is wrong, but any mistress out there…
• 52:52
  El Guapo: He's not gonna leave his wife. Yeah.
• 52:55
  El Guapo: He's not gonna… if he was going to, he would have already, right? He's not gonna leave his wife. Period.
• 53:01
  El Guapo: Either she is completely oblivious to what's going on, or she's accepted his philandering.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Wow! You don't get to use the word philandering very often, do you?
• 53:11
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 53:13
  El Guapo: But yeah, she lit herself on fire, and there are rumors that she was trying to, like.
• 53:18
  El Guapo: threatened him, and she poured fuel on herself, and held the lighter, and said, I will kill myself if you don't… whatever. And she lit the lighter, not realizing that the fumes burned, not the liquid. This fucking sparked, yeah. And the fumes went, you know…
• 53:34
  El Guapo: And, yeah, burned herself to death because this congressman wouldn't leave his wife for her.
• 53:40
  El Guapo: And like I said, he's not gonna leave his wife, or he already would have.
• 53:45
  El Guapo: You're just the side piece, and that was all it was.
• 53:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: I mean, it doesn't make it okay?
• 53:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:54
  El Guapo: never expect Especially a man in power.
• 53:58
  El Guapo: I mean, look, Bill Clinton. Everyone knew what happened with Bill, and Hillary stuck by. He didn't leave his wife, did he?
• 54:05
  El Guapo: No, they… they got a marriage inconvenience, you know? They know that they won't be… True. They didn't have… they wouldn't have the same political clout if.
• 54:14
  Brian McFadden: They were the divorced. Correct.
• 54:15
  El Guapo: And I got a feeling neither one of them's seen each other naked.
• 54:19
  El Guapo: Not in a long time.
• 54:21
  El Guapo: I think possibly ever, but… No, well, at least once, because they're Chelsea.
• 54:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:28
  El Guapo: Do we know that's Bill Skid?
• 54:32
  El Guapo: What's funny is, the wife is down here making ice cream for my little girl. By the way, she's got no shirt on, because she's, you know, feeding the baby, and we live in the house.
• 54:46
  El Guapo: She just laughed when I said, we showed that to this kid, because she knew that we were talking about Chelsea.
• 54:56
  El Guapo: Ugh.
• 54:57
  El Guapo: But yeah, like I said, these guys in power… Most of them are
• 55:02
  El Guapo: Dicks. You wouldn't run for an office unless you wanted to be in control, typically.
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 55:08
  El Guapo: Sometimes you get someone trying to fix something, but President?
• 55:11
  El Guapo: Let's be real, you never fix shit as president, do you?
• 55:14
  Brian McFadden: Not really, no.
• 55:17
  El Guapo: The average American's life doesn't change that much.
• 55:24
  El Guapo: But, you know, I mean… These guys don't mind sticking their dick in crazy.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: You know, and… Yeah, I do too, don't stick your dick in crazy! Bad things happen, right?
• 55:34
  El Guapo: Yo.
• 55:36
  El Guapo: We've all done it.
• 55:39
  El Guapo: We're all young, dude.
• 55:42
  Brian McFadden: You can neither confirm nor deny that.
• 55:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right.
• 55:45
  El Guapo: Brian says this as, he's remembering his times in Thailand with ladyboys.
• 55:53
  El Guapo: Philippines.
• 55:54
  El Guapo: Come over.
• 55:57
  Testecleese: You almost got me to spit beer out, Brian.
• 55:59
  El Guapo: Let's do it.
• 56:00
  El Guapo: Almost did it. Damn it, I will get this to happen.
• 56:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't know what… I moved my camera for a better angle of me, so I didn't look like some fucking fat dwarf.
• 56:13
  Testecleese: And he just shut off.
• 56:16
  El Guapo: Oh, you hear about this woman in North Carolina? Ran as a Republican unimposed, and got the nomination?
• 56:25
  El Guapo: Yeah. She's a, Democrat.
• 56:28
  El Guapo: Oh, shit. And… all of our campaign stuff…
• 56:32
  El Guapo: was her in, like, an Islamic burqa-type face covering?
• 56:41
  El Guapo: As soon as she, officially won, she was like, yeah, you guys are fucking stupid.
• 56:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know what? Too many Republicans get too,
• 56:49
  El Guapo: What's the word looking for? Her ethnic name on the Republican ticket, and they voted for it to not look racist.
• 56:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, they get too complacent.
• 57:00
  El Guapo: You know, they think, like, okay, we good, no, then… Every time I think the Republicans are pulling their heads out of their asses and actually paying attention, this kind of shit happens. Yep. This is not the first time, too, that happened, like, back in, New England, remember the guy that,
• 57:14
  El Guapo: He was like to crash and shit like that, but he… Yeah, he's a Satanist. Yeah.
• 57:20
  El Guapo: Vermont, I believe.
• 57:22
  El Guapo: And you know what? Fucking good. Hope they fuckin' wake up and realize they need to fucking do something about it. I was in the office for that lady, 2 years?
• 57:30
  El Guapo: Turner?
• 57:31
  El Guapo: Whoa, that was the primary. She has to run against a Democrat, but either way, whomever wins…
• 57:37
  Testecleese: is Democrat.
• 57:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, so they'll need to fucking wake up, you know, that's the person.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: It's funny, Amy.
• 57:44
  El Guapo: Who's the, is it Nick Fuentes?
• 57:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, man. Everyone calls a Nazi, all-white quarry. Yeah, what is privacy, yeah.
• 57:54
  El Guapo: He's actually come out, and he's…
• 57:56
  El Guapo: challenging every Republican to vote, Democrat in, this next election.
• 58:02
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 58:03
  El Guapo: He's like, give them exactly what they want.
• 58:06
  El Guapo: And I was like, dude…
• 58:07
  Testecleese: I know each.
• 58:08
  El Guapo: Well, okay, look, that's what happened. We got Joe Biden, and then everybody saw what we got, and guess what? Six months later, they forgot about him. People don't fucking learn.
• 58:18
  Brian McFadden: They don't have a memory. No, they're good.
• 58:21
  El Guapo: That was my issue, was I get what you're trying to do, is, like, learn your lesson, but New York's gonna vote… New York's gonna vote communist again after Mom Donnie fails, and you know it. Yeah.
• 58:32
  El Guapo: Oh, they bought him in the ball, they got… they get a Republican, and after that, it's two Democrats back-to-back in a row, so, like, goddamn. Well, that's the thing is, if…
• 58:41
  Testecleese: If they would learn.
• 58:42
  Brian McFadden: Even the Republican that got voted in in New York is not really a Republican.
• 58:46
  El Guapo: It's a round.
• 58:49
  Brian McFadden: The most risky.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: This real Republican we saw in New York went to prison, didn't he?
• 58:56
  El Guapo: Giuliani, Yeah.
• 59:00
  El Guapo: He was the last real Republican governor, I believe, or mayor, right? Not governor.
• 59:04
  El Guapo: Yeah. Mayor, never governor.
• 59:07
  El Guapo: By the way, I want to bring up, I did not share to this Google Doc.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: A little video guava was then?
• 59:14
  El Guapo: I didn't think much of it when I saw it, but then I saw someone commenting on the video, so I think maybe we should address it.
• 59:22
  El Guapo: San Francisco mayor. Oh, yeah.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: the street.
• 59:26
  El Guapo: A security guard gets into a fistfight with some dude who attacks him.
• 59:32
  El Guapo: And the mayor just kind of looks at it and just keeps walking away. Yeah.
• 59:37
  El Guapo: I'm not sure where I stand on this. Security was actually hired because they know how to do this. But one guy? Just one?
• 59:48
  Testecleese: I don't know, was there another somewhere else?
• 59:50
  El Guapo: I don't know, that's the thing, I always see the video of getting a guy getting fuckin' head slab in the ground and shit, and like…
• 59:55
  Testecleese: The video you shared, dude, looked like that guy had two broken legs to me.
• 59:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Testecleese: Looks like he had the two giant air castes on.
• 1:00:01
  El Guapo: Yeah. But usually, okay, like, okay, usually when you got a mayor, you got, like, they got police escorts, a little bit, not too much, crazy, no. That's not police, though, this is private school.
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: I know, but why does he have private security? What's wrong with the sheriff's department? Hey, hey, hey, hey, private security means the taxpayer's not paying for it.
• 1:00:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: And once they are, that's even.
• 1:00:25
  El Guapo: Yes, right? Yeah, they are.
• 1:00:27
  El Guapo: Do you already have, like, what, the police don't trust you and stuff, like, at least? And what do you do, walk in San Francisco? You know how that fucking crazy it is? I guess he's too fucking competent to know how fucking crazy it is in San Francisco, like, hey, let me get my buddy to be my bodyguard, I pay him off at the side, and turn out to be like, oh…
• 1:00:46
  Testecleese: The dude stuck in the fistfight seemed to be handling himself pretty well.
• 1:00:50
  El Guapo: The bump?
• 1:00:52
  El Guapo: The security guy seemed to be
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: He's the one that ended up… he was getting… mmm… he got a head slammed in the ground, and there's a bleeding.
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, that wasn't great for him, but he did his job.
• 1:01:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was the other one. It took usually, like, 2, 3, you know, like, skinny.
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: I, I agree, I agree, I'm just saying…
• 1:01:10
  El Guapo: The Iceman took the damage that he promised he would, and you don't always find that with security guards, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, and then the other… I mean, like, two people, one taking care of that guy, another one escorting the mayor out of there, you know, like, okay, you know, whatever. Here's the thing, is I hear a lot of people talking trash about the mayor, like, oh, he just walked away.
• 1:01:32
  El Guapo: What's he supposed to do? What's he supposed to do? Yeah, they take the fucking lawsuits and shit like that, the baby doesn't take that shit, you know? Like…
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: Well, not.
• 1:01:41
  El Guapo: He's not liability and shit like that, too, he's out of harm's way, too. Bro, let's assume this guy's an MMA fighter, like a world champion, right?
• 1:01:49
  El Guapo: They used to get hit? Secure… no, security is trained, right? For all you know, this man has a plan, is about to draw his weapon, and now, all of a sudden, you step in and get involved. Yeah. That changes the entire equation, doesn't it?
• 1:02:02
  El Guapo: Nope, it sure does.
• 1:02:04
  El Guapo: So, like, I am not upset with this guy for walking away.
• 1:02:08
  El Guapo: By the same time, this is your fucking city, nobody… people should just be able to walk without getting jobs and shit like that.
• 1:02:15
  El Guapo: He needs to clean the city, like…
• 1:02:20
  Brian McFadden: But he's not gonna. That's not what Donny got elected on.
• 1:02:24
  El Guapo: They won't even clean up the human feces on the side of the road in San Francisco. No.
• 1:02:29
  El Guapo: It just looks better the whole way, true and true, you know?
• 1:02:34
  El Guapo: San Francisco, is that the… Is that one of the.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: What's the…
• 1:02:39
  El Guapo: City in California? Yes, it is. What's the politically correct way to ask this? Is that one of those highly LGBTQ-friendly communities? Yeah, that's a mega… that's, mecca out there. Back in the day, that was, like, the gay capital of the United States. Yeah, I remember.
• 1:02:56
  Testecleese: That's what I was trying to ask.
• 1:02:57
  El Guapo: Melt… what's the name of it? Milton, go ahead.
• 1:03:01
  El Guapo: I was just wondering if…
• 1:03:03
  El Guapo: I'm wondering if the gay population… homosexual population in San Francisco is why there's so much poop on the side of the road, is because no one can hold their poop, and they just fall out and go down their pant leg, because their, colon has been expanded so much by, meat sticks.
• 1:03:22
  El Guapo: No, they're just fucking disgusting, dude, they don't… So it's not even, my lifestyle led to this, it's… Because the same shit happens in, New York.
• 1:03:32
  El Guapo: You smell like piss because there's no public restaurant, you always have to, you know, like…
• 1:03:39
  Brian McFadden: like sour milk.
• 1:03:40
  El Guapo: It's gonna be a huge, tourist destination.
• 1:03:44
  Brian McFadden: And…
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: Bridge! It's gorgeous!
• 1:03:46
  El Guapo: It is. I was stationed in Alameda, so… Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  El Guapo: Is it Alameda? I thought it was Alameda for some reason. Alameda.
• 1:03:56
  El Guapo: I've been to California.
• 1:03:59
  El Guapo: I don't intend to go back, really, unless I'm going for a specific thing.
• 1:04:03
  El Guapo: We went to go visit my in-laws.
• 1:04:06
  El Guapo: NC, California, you know what I mean? Okay. Went to the LA area, accidentally went too far south, and got turned around by Border Patrol, like.
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: 50 miles from the border.
• 1:04:18
  El Guapo: I've been to Tijuana many times.
• 1:04:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, we ended up in Compton once.
• 1:04:27
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know that.
• 1:04:28
  El Guapo: I gotta admit, the dude, the first dude that flagged us down was really cool, this old, old black man. This real rich.
• 1:04:37
  El Guapo: Gray… oh, not even gray, white beard.
• 1:04:40
  El Guapo: What you folks doing down here?
• 1:04:43
  Brian McFadden: You don't know.
• 1:04:44
  El Guapo: He's like, we're kind of turned around. We're trying to get to, you know, like, Orange County, or wherever we were in Orange County. He goes, alright, you want to do this and this? He goes, you folks in the wrong neighborhood?
• 1:04:57
  El Guapo: Something terrible might happen.
• 1:04:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:05:00
  El Guapo: And I was like, oh, well, dude, I genuinely appreciate the heads up, you know?
• 1:05:06
  El Guapo: Well, he didn't want us to go drive through some fuckin' drug-dealing gang neighborhood that NWA grew up in.
• 1:05:13
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  El Guapo: He's like, no, no, no, these folks ain't ready for that, and don't get me wrong.
• 1:05:19
  El Guapo: We would have been able to react, we were still active duty, but who wants to get involved in a gunfight when you don't have a gun?
• 1:05:28
  Brian McFadden: Guns are illegal in California.
• 1:05:31
  El Guapo: All but, anyway.
• 1:05:34
  El Guapo: Already legal.
• 1:05:38
  El Guapo: By the way, I went and fired my new 308 again today, I,
• 1:05:42
  El Guapo: Reset my sighting… my sights on it.
• 1:05:48
  El Guapo: I don't know, it… I've never sighted it in a scope before, I've always used iron sights.
• 1:05:56
  Testecleese: And I've been good with iron sights. A scope is a completely different fucking animal.
• 1:06:01
  El Guapo: And I'm still trying to figure out how to mount it correctly, and then how to side in. Now, I've at least found my target now, you know?
• 1:06:11
  El Guapo: Now I can start adjusting. Well, the way you… so, never mind, we're not gonna look into it. Well, no, I have a brilliant idea of how to friggin' sight in rifles, dude. We build something, a laser. It's a laser system, right?
• 1:06:25
  El Guapo: And it… you pull the bolts out of the back of your rifle.
• 1:06:28
  El Guapo: Yeah. There's a bug for that.
• 1:06:31
  El Guapo: Well, no, yeah, I got… it comes right out. It's just… it's designed to come out. I can look right down my barrel.
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no, there's, like, a little bullet-shaped type of laser, you just turn around, push it in, and then you can see where the… Oh, see, I've never seen that before. I was thinking, pull the bolt out, hook up a device with a laser, then…
• 1:06:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, just like, what? Oh my god, I sent you a link for it.
• 1:06:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know, this sounds like a great, easy way to set up my site, Ben.
• 1:06:56
  El Guapo: Because I was thinking.
• 1:06:59
  Testecleese: I wouldn't… I could actually just load a fake bullet.
• 1:07:02
  El Guapo: And turn it on to shoot a laser instead.
• 1:07:08
  El Guapo: No, but the way you make sure your scope is correctly bound on it, you mount it on there, you pull your, like, you're gonna look through it, I mean, make sure you close your eyes.
• 1:07:17
  El Guapo: Open it up.
• 1:07:19
  El Guapo: If you can see, without hesitation, you mount it correctly, like, then you have to adjust it a little bit. Yeah, see, that's the issue I had at first, and maybe still. I had to move it a lot closer to my face.
• 1:07:33
  El Guapo: I'll get it, I'll get it.
• 1:07:36
  El Guapo: Check this out!
• 1:07:38
  El Guapo: Canada is asking for Border Patrol, because Americans are,
• 1:07:45
  El Guapo: basically doing tourism stuff in Canada, but not paying, like, Canadian hotels and… Food and stuff.
• 1:07:53
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:07:53
  Brian McFadden: doing that?
• 1:07:55
  El Guapo: What?
• 1:07:56
  El Guapo: How they doing that?
• 1:07:57
  El Guapo: Crossing the board back into the States. Oh.
• 1:08:00
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:08:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:03
  El Guapo: And it's like, well, hold on, Canada. I swear, you just started a giant frickin' fight over shit, saying we were racist for doing exactly this for the exact same reasons.
• 1:08:16
  El Guapo: Like, you can't just come here and enjoy this as your homeland and not pay into the system.
• 1:08:23
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right.
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: So I…
• 1:08:26
  El Guapo: Sounds like you need to tighten our restrictions.
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: But yeah, Canada's all pissed, and I just thought it was hilarious that they're… they're bringing this up as they're cheering on people fighting ice.
• 1:08:39
  El Guapo: I was like, what are you guys gonna do? Okay, you guys hate border enforcement, what are you gonna do to stop us?
• 1:08:46
  Testecleese: from doing whatever.
• 1:08:47
  El Guapo: Board of Enforcement.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: Short of enforcing your border.
• 1:08:53
  El Guapo: Just like the… just like when you have these frickin' English folk talking about abortion rights in the United States, it's like, do you realize that the abortion rights in the UK.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: Are way tighter than he.
• 1:09:07
  Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: You have no idea. You can't even get abortion all the way through the first trimester in, England, I believe.
• 1:09:16
  El Guapo: Waffle's gotta keep going nuts.
• 1:09:22
  Brian McFadden: I can hear you again.
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, right? Like I said, once he gets some sound control, some sound quality, right?
• 1:09:30
  Brian McFadden: Ridiculous.
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: Hey, I enjoy having them on, I really do.
• 1:09:35
  Brian McFadden: I do too.
• 1:09:36
  Testecleese: But, like, he always picks the most echoey room he can find, and runs it like a washing machine right now.
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: Next to him, yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Kids, that happens. There's not much you can do about that.
• 1:09:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Well, this woman from Colorado friggin'…
• 1:09:56
  Testecleese: Check out, she was doing, like, oh, I'm one of these warrior people.
• 1:10:00
  Testecleese: and was livestreaming as she was fucking with ice.
• 1:10:05
  Testecleese: Followed the dude home, and recorded his home address, and published it…
• 1:10:09
  Brian McFadden: Talking.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: Yes, she's been arrested, I believe, possibly convicted?
• 1:10:15
  Testecleese: What the headline says there, convicted. Convicted, yeah, convicted of stalking.
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: Not only that, but you're telling people, come here and kill this guy, right?
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: What the fuck?
• 1:10:29
  Testecleese: Like we said before, everyone expects their white privilege to protect them until they actually do something illegal.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: You know, I keep hearing about all this white privilege, and then they get arrested, like, what the fuck? And it's like, well, you broke the law.
• 1:10:43
  Testecleese: Like, you know it applies to you, too. I thought no one was above the law.
• 1:10:49
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:10:51
  Testecleese: Maybe when I finally do make our new music, it'll be at the end of Trump's term, and it'll be too late. And it'll be everyone going, no one is above the law from the Democrat Party.
• 1:11:05
  Testecleese: Say.
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: Oh, too bad Guapo's not here.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Ice bought some new vehicles.
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: Because, people were following, and it looked like an ICE vehicle and, like, publishing it.
• 1:11:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:20
  Testecleese: Oh my god…
• 1:11:21
  Brian McFadden: They buy Teslas?
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: No, no, they bought lesbian mobiles.
• 1:11:28
  Testecleese: Bunch of Subarus.
• 1:11:31
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, they bought a bunch of… I don't know if you realize it, but women who are sexually attracted to women…
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: buy Subarus more than anyone else does.
• 1:11:44
  Brian McFadden: Did none of the…
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they all got the AC Slater hair, too.
• 1:11:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:11:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, the full mullet?
• 1:11:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: But yeah, they bought a whole bunch of, like, Subarus, and they're blending into the LGBTQIARP community.
• 1:12:03
  Testecleese: And it's pissing these guys off, and I think it's hilarious.
• 1:12:08
  Brian McFadden: Hilarious.
• 1:12:09
  Testecleese: Because, no, no, because if these guys come out and say, you're trying to buy the vehicles the lesbians buy, that's admitting that people are actually different.
• 1:12:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Testecleese: And you're not… they're not allowed to do that, are they?
• 1:12:20
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:12:22
  Testecleese: Because how were they finding these ICE vehicles? Besides, they looked different from what was here, right?
• 1:12:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: Brian, get… get us started on this next one. I gotta get a beer, but this is huge, frickin' huge. It's been at least, what, a year, maybe two, since we got a unanimous decision from the Supreme Court?
• 1:12:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because that's not a normal thing anymore, you know? Exactly.
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: Jackson write the opinion.
• 1:12:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's craziness. The… the Supreme Court unanimously ruled that,
• 1:12:57
  Brian McFadden: Courts must defer to immigration judges.
• 1:13:01
  Brian McFadden: So, immigration judges have the ultimate authority when it comes to immigration.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: And, yes, and it goes deeper than that. It says, not just ultimate authority.
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: But if immigration has already done the work and says, yes, this man's a member of a gang.
• 1:13:22
  Brian McFadden: in his home country, or whatever. They have to accept this information instead of saying, no, we're starting from zero.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: They need evidence at this point to say, no, they're not a member of a gang… of Trendea Aragua.
• 1:13:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: And this is huge, because anyone who's been talking
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: any shit about, do you have a judicial warrant? Do you have a judicial warrant to go get immigrants? No, I don't need a fucking judicial warrant! I need an immigration court, not a judicial court, right?
• 1:13:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: The same argument these assholes bring about, well, you know they're not law enforcement, it's a… it's a civil thing, but that's why we're sending them to… after a civil fucking matter, right? Right.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: These folks are arguing on both sides of the mouth, and they don't realize that they contradict with themselves.
• 1:14:09
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: Even Jackson was like, yeah, I know, you guys are dumb.
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: And that might have been because she blew it so bad last time with her dissenting, dissenting opinion, that even Sotomayor was like, that bitch don't know the law.
• 1:14:25
  Testecleese: You remember that one, when she, like, did the AI thing?
• 1:14:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  Testecleese: And then, oh, what's her name?
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: The one Trump put in place.
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: After Kavanaugh.
• 1:14:39
  Brian McFadden: Brown, Comey, brown.
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: No, not Ketanji, that was… Ketanji Brown Jackson was Biden.
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: Talk about the young white woman.
• 1:14:51
  Brian McFadden: I know you're finished.
• 1:14:52
  Testecleese: these.
• 1:14:53
  Brian McFadden: I can't think of her name.
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: Amy Comey Barrett.
• 1:14:56
  Brian McFadden: Yep, that's it.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: when she released… she published her thing, it was like, obviously, Ketanji Brown Jackson is ignoring 250 years of judicial precedent, and, you know, she… because basically, Jackson was arguing to bring back Jim Crow laws.
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: But this is huge, a unanimous decision is huge.
• 1:15:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
• 1:15:19
  Brian McFadden: Hardly ever happens anymore.
• 1:15:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that means anytime anyone frickin' tells… says something stupid, you can point at this.
• 1:15:27
  Testecleese: You'd be like, All of them agreed with me.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: Guapo, just a heads up, I did mute you when you rolled out.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: Just so you know, to unmute when you're ready to speak.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright, you guys ready to talk about this shit?
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Brian McFadden: Let's roll.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because I shared into the, you're still muted, but maybe he's still doing it on purpose.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: I shared into the group chat, and I was like, fuck, Congress might have to declare war.
• 1:16:01
  El Guapo: Wapo was like, against what? What? Nothing's happened, it's over.
• 1:16:05
  El Guapo: But these guys… Oh,
• 1:16:11
  El Guapo: Israel launched Let's go back a step from that.
• 1:16:18
  El Guapo: Their nuclear talks occurred, and they moved in Geneva, right?
• 1:16:22
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:16:23
  El Guapo: And Trump shows up, and they said, we have enough nuclear material for 11 missiles. We can begin negotiations now.
• 1:16:32
  El Guapo: And Trump said, I'm going to kill you, and walked out.
• 1:16:37
  El Guapo: Right.
• 1:16:37
  El Guapo: The next day, he was dead.
• 1:16:42
  El Guapo: Well, they didn't come with an intended to negotiate, they showed…
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course not. Correct to start.
• 1:16:48
  El Guapo: They showed up with a threat, and it turns out Israel, Rubio put this out, Secretary of State.
• 1:16:55
  El Guapo: Israel is gonna do this shit anyway.
• 1:16:57
  El Guapo: And our peace deal, negotiation, nuclear talk, et cetera, et cetera, might have been a chance to put it off.
• 1:17:08
  El Guapo: But as soon as Israel was gonna drop these bombs no matter what.
• 1:17:12
  El Guapo: We knew the reaction that was gonna happen.
• 1:17:15
  El Guapo: May as well get involved.
• 1:17:17
  El Guapo: Make sure it's done.
• 1:17:20
  El Guapo: So…
• 1:17:20
  El Guapo: Soleimani's dead, or Kolimani. I keep saying Soleimani. Was he, like, 1978? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he died before I was born. He was the old Ayatollah, right?
• 1:17:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, but his, his, the Crown Prince's son is still alive.
• 1:17:41
  El Guapo: Well, what's nuts… Is Israel attacked the consulate, I guess, or whatever you call it?
• 1:17:47
  El Guapo: They were voting for a new supreme leader, a new Ayatollah. They weren't actually holding the meeting at the time that happened… the attack happened.
• 1:17:55
  El Guapo: No, but they killed something like, what, 40 to 60 top government officials, plus the Ayatollah himself?
• 1:18:05
  El Guapo: Huh.
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: Huge, insane!
• 1:18:09
  El Guapo: What happened so fast?
• 1:18:11
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:13
  El Guapo: And… What gets me even worse was right after we picked up, was it Khomeini?
• 1:18:20
  El Guapo: In Venezuela?
• 1:18:23
  El Guapo: Menduri? Mendari?
• 1:18:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Monduro.
• 1:18:28
  El Guapo: Maduro. Maduro? Maduro.
• 1:18:29
  Testecleese: Maduro, there we go!
• 1:18:31
  El Guapo: Hispanic accent helped us with that one a lot. Basically, me as mature.
• 1:18:37
  El Guapo: Yeah? Okay, I hadn't even thought to translate it.
• 1:18:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's all the points.
• 1:18:42
  El Guapo: We snatched him up.
• 1:18:44
  El Guapo: Cola mines run in his mouth, like, dude, did you see what just fucking happened in Venezuela?
• 1:18:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. You know?
• 1:18:52
  El Guapo: Did you see when we blew up your nuclear facilities, and you didn't even know what happened, so we told you?
• 1:19:00
  El Guapo: Just, there were better ways for them to handle this.
• 1:19:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. Still not sure what I think of the strike, but it's already happened.
• 1:19:09
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 1:19:10
  El Guapo: And then, well, shit. We, we strunk, we, sunk a drone carrier… from, Iran.
• 1:19:21
  Testecleese: This is the first.
• 1:19:23
  El Guapo: aircraft carrier sunk since World War II.
• 1:19:29
  El Guapo: We see.
• 1:19:30
  Brian McFadden: So we're calling drones aircraft now?
• 1:19:34
  El Guapo: Don't they fly?
• 1:19:37
  El Guapo: They're not fuckin' dual-prop drones, dude. You know that, right?
• 1:19:42
  El Guapo: Okay, you don't… okay, you can say it's not aircraft… fine, okay, it's not the first aircraft carrier since World War II. How is this? A U.S. submarine sank in a fucking Iranian ship with a torpedo, which IS the first torpedo kill since World War II.
• 1:19:58
  Brian McFadden: I agree with that.
• 1:20:00
  El Guapo: What the fuck, dude!
• 1:20:04
  El Guapo: I mean, it's… It's almost like they wanted to be killed.
• 1:20:10
  El Guapo: Look, you know these guys don't have the tech to handle this combat. We already control 100% of the airspace
• 1:20:18
  El Guapo: Closed that we don't yet.
• 1:20:21
  El Guapo: I could have sworn it was just U.S. and Israel flying over, Iran, just blowing up whatever the fuck they wanted at this point.
• 1:20:29
  El Guapo: Look at that Tim Walls ran his mouth.
• 1:20:33
  El Guapo: his own…
• 1:20:33
  Testecleese: his own party.
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: Who's like, shut the fuck up, dude.
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: And that's the big issue I'm seeing with the left lately, is…
• 1:20:44
  Testecleese: They don't want to admit this is a good thing because Trump did it.
• 1:20:48
  Brian McFadden: Right. Because Trump did it.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: There's just…
• 1:20:54
  Testecleese: How are you ever gonna have a good life if you refuse to accept good things from people you don't like?
• 1:20:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:21:03
  Testecleese: Then you bitch about prices of this and that. It's like, well, maybe because the guy who offered you lower prices, you told him to go fuck himself and go die, because you'd rather pay more. Maybe that's why shit costs more.
• 1:21:14
  Testecleese: Not that it's necessarily pertinent here.
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: But… This is the issue we're having, is like, oh, I'd rather pay more than do business with you.
• 1:21:23
  Testecleese: Well, okay, fine. Then don't bitch about the price of goods.
• 1:21:27
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:21:30
  Testecleese: You had a choice.
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: You know, Guapo messaged me.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: Well, laser… the laser cartridges.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: I'll have a look into that.
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Hey, his own party's like, dude, you need to take a step back, and let's find out what happens first, because a whole bunch of them ran the miles right away.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: But I don't know if you've noticed, they've all got very quiet recently.
• 1:21:56
  Testecleese: They were talking about Congress finally recalling their war powers.
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: And I was like, it's too fucking late, it's already begun, you can't do it.
• 1:22:05
  Testecleese: Mid-campaign, you gotta wait 60 days… Period, right?
• 1:22:10
  Brian McFadden: No, he got… he's got… he's got the power for 60 days without getting congressional authority.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying. But Congress never had to give him that authority in the first place.
• 1:22:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, -
• 1:22:23
  Testecleese: And they didn't give it to Trump, just anyone who's wondering. No, Obama blew up American citizens overseas.
• 1:22:30
  Brian McFadden: Nobody cared about that.
• 1:22:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, he blew up a restaurant full of civilians, and there's an American citizen in there.
• 1:22:38
  Testecleese: And when he was asked about it, he said, well, he should have had a better father.
• 1:22:43
  Testecleese: And it's like, what the fuck, dude? That's the most racist shit I've ever heard of, because could you imagine if you.
• 1:22:49
  Brian McFadden: I'm for the Black President.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, could you imagine a white guy saying that to a black kid who's going to jail, or just got blown up?
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: Should've had a better father?
• 1:23:02
  Brian McFadden: Girdle.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: Now, a couple countries told us we're not allowed to conduct these, campaigns from their country.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. Alright, you got… you gotta unmute, Guabo.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: Not sure… okay. Oh, you're still not unmuted. Oh, yeah, I clicked the mute button, because all we heard was you yelling at your kid. We weren't… still can't hear you, but…
• 1:23:24
  El Guapo: I don't even have to click start video. He's back. Son of a bitch, I just had to click start video.
• 1:23:29
  El Guapo: They get it, like, they're fighting out about stupid stuff, like, what you guys yelling about?
• 1:23:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:23:36
  El Guapo: Kids being kids.
• 1:23:38
  Brian McFadden: That's what kids do.
• 1:23:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know.
• 1:23:40
  El Guapo: But, Spain has told us that we can't use…
• 1:23:45
  El Guapo: our Spanish base to do this.
• 1:23:48
  El Guapo: Well, we moved our aircraft, though, but here's the real question.
• 1:23:54
  El Guapo: isn't… the United States base… aren't the U.S. bases in Spain?
• 1:24:01
  El Guapo: U.S. sovereign territory.
• 1:24:04
  Brian McFadden: They are not.
• 1:24:04
  El Guapo: I thought they were.
• 1:24:06
  Brian McFadden: No, it's part of the agreement.
• 1:24:08
  El Guapo: With Spain, they're actually… it's a joint base between Spain and the U.S. Spain has ultimate control.
• 1:24:15
  El Guapo: Oh, see, there we go. I'm glad I heard this, because I know as a fact, for example, Japan or Germany.
• 1:24:22
  Brian McFadden: It's totally different.
• 1:24:23
  Testecleese: what we do, right?
• 1:24:24
  Brian McFadden: No, exactly. That's why we moved our aircraft.
• 1:24:27
  El Guapo: Out of Spain to Germany.
• 1:24:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, because the Germans don't get a say because of the deal we signed with them after World War II, right?
• 1:24:37
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:24:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, we're gonna keep military there forever.
• 1:24:42
  El Guapo: And there's nothing you can do about it. And, you know what? The Germans have been really, really good about it for a long time, too, haven't they?
• 1:24:50
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:24:51
  El Guapo: First time, the boot was put down on the Germans after a war, they…
• 1:24:57
  Testecleese: Well.
• 1:24:58
  El Guapo: He just rose up again. The Austrian showed up, took over.
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: As the Third Reich began, right?
• 1:25:04
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:25:08
  El Guapo: What's this next item? Middle East…
• 1:25:10
  Brian McFadden: Leading independent news source since 2013. Yeah, I thought that was it.
• 1:25:13
  El Guapo: I thought that was another half of that first one, so I'm not even sure at this point.
• 1:25:17
  El Guapo: But anyways, that didn't last long, because they changed their mind, like, yeah, you can use it.
• 1:25:23
  Testecleese: Yo, so they already said you could use it now?
• 1:25:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, the backdrop. After Iran's retaliation.
• 1:25:27
  El Guapo: No, after the fucking sanctions and stuff that Trump put on there, okay, that's how you feel, we're gonna pull…
• 1:25:33
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 1:25:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. And guess what?
• 1:25:36
  Testecleese: Spain's a monarchy, too.
• 1:25:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:39
  Testecleese: Not everyone realizes.
• 1:25:40
  El Guapo: Constitutional monarch.
• 1:25:44
  Testecleese: I just know…
• 1:25:45
  El Guapo: Oof.
• 1:25:46
  El Guapo: We were told… I never got to go to Spain, because I had duty the one day we were in Rota. I love Rota, Spain.
• 1:25:53
  Brian McFadden: They report on the East Coast.
• 1:25:55
  Brian McFadden: On a med cruise, that's one of my favorite sports.
• 1:25:58
  El Guapo: But, they made a big deal before we had bought, it was like.
• 1:26:02
  El Guapo: If you're fucking drunk, find a toilet.
• 1:26:05
  Brian McFadden: Can't pee on the trees.
• 1:26:06
  El Guapo: If you pee on the trees, you will get arrested and go to prison for peeing on the king's trees. I was like, the king?
• 1:26:15
  El Guapo: He knows that.
• 1:26:18
  Testecleese: But yeah, the king literally owns it all, right?
• 1:26:23
  El Guapo: There's our orange trees…
• 1:26:25
  El Guapo: If there's orange trees in the middle of the street, you're not allowed to touch it, too.
• 1:26:29
  El Guapo: Because that belongs… they do a lot of benefits with, the marmalades and shit like that.
• 1:26:36
  Testecleese: Orange trees?
• 1:26:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, there's orange trees in the middle of the street, too.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: Isn't that kind of far north for orange trees?
• 1:26:42
  El Guapo: You look at it from a different type of… you have to look at it, well, no, you got the warm…
• 1:26:49
  El Guapo: the warm port of the Mediterranean to create warm air that might keep that part of Spain warmer longer. Yeah, they do a lot of vegetables, so a lot of vegetation. It's a part of land, basically, to the Europeans over there, Spain.
• 1:27:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, exactly, the king owns all of it, though, it's just… Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  Testecleese: Blew my mind.
• 1:27:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, people don't know about fucking, like, shit going on around the world, like… I was making a comment about, like, why the protesters no king in England? Because blah blah blah blah, like, yeah, but that's, like, ironically, like, what do you mean, like, because they got a fucking king in England. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:27:28
  El Guapo: Like, so? They just… it just didn't, like, fucking… they didn't comprehend it. We're like, okay.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're thinking 1600s English king.
• 1:27:38
  El Guapo: No, but I said there were no kings, like, well, how they gonna do that when they got a monarch?
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Well, no, that's why when Canada was helping with the No Kings protest.
• 1:27:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. They actually, they held up signs that said, no tyrants.
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: And I was like…
• 1:27:53
  El Guapo: And I was like, you guys are joining the No Kings movement, and you…
• 1:27:57
  El Guapo: You know you have a king, right?
• 1:28:01
  El Guapo: And, for real, let's be real, how many Americans.
• 1:28:05
  Testecleese: Know that Canada has a king.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: Yay!
• 1:28:12
  El Guapo: Just for shits and giggles, Smart Aguabo. Ask 5 people.
• 1:28:17
  El Guapo: Who the King of Canada is.
• 1:28:20
  El Guapo: And see what they say. See how many even… see how many say Charles versus… they don't have a king.
• 1:28:29
  El Guapo: Ryan, you… you…
• 1:28:31
  El Guapo: Give it a try, see what happens, I bet you'll get a good laugh. Oh, it'll be a hilarious laugh.
• 1:28:36
  El Guapo: Shit, I wanna do a man on the street now, and ask people about the King of Canada, and watch everyone be like, what do you mean?
• 1:28:43
  El Guapo: By the way, you guys fill up your tanks?
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: Your fuel… gas tanks right after this, bombing happened?
• 1:28:50
  Brian McFadden: Unfortunately, I did.
• 1:28:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but… well, I got a minivan.
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: It was important, instead of now.
• 1:28:56
  El Guapo: My minibin is half empty, and I filled it up 25 bucks still.
• 1:29:02
  El Guapo: As soon as I heard this bombing happened, I went and topped off all my vehicles, and…
• 1:29:07
  El Guapo: filled my gas can. Since then, gas has gone up 20 cents a gallon at the nearest gas station.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: And of course…
• 1:29:17
  El Guapo: Even in Virginia here, it's a…
• 1:29:19
  El Guapo: And then, of course, I had a small excavator show up to my house.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: That runs on gasoline.
• 1:29:27
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:29:27
  Brian McFadden: Well, you can probably excavate for your own gas there.
• 1:29:31
  Testecleese: You know gasoline's not a natural resource, right?
• 1:29:35
  Brian McFadden: Literally.
• 1:29:36
  El Guapo: Do you know how to make gasoline out of oil?
• 1:29:40
  El Guapo: I'm sure you can figure it out. I'm sure I could, but it does not sound safe.
• 1:29:45
  Testecleese: Not the way I would do it anyway, because it would be in, like, glassware.
• 1:29:52
  El Guapo: The crazy thing is, this machine I bought.
• 1:29:55
  Testecleese: Only holds, like, 3 gallons of gas at a time.
• 1:29:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're not supposed to drive it around, like, to town and stuff.
• 1:30:02
  El Guapo: No, no, it only goes, like, a mile an hour, maybe.
• 1:30:06
  El Guapo: But, not even that, I was thinking… I was assuming it would burn more gas to operate these hydraulics, but it does not.
• 1:30:14
  El Guapo: J…
• 1:30:16
  El Guapo: You barely even hear the engine rev up when you're doing, like, heavy work with it. I was like, oh, this thing has fuckin' got balls.
• 1:30:23
  El Guapo: And, yeah, it's no… I'm not pulling stumps out with it.
• 1:30:27
  El Guapo: But I can dig out the ground around the stump.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: And I got this…
• 1:30:32
  El Guapo: attachment I can put on instead of the bucket and the knuckles.
• 1:30:35
  El Guapo: Mmm. That'll cut through, stump roots.
• 1:30:41
  El Guapo: So I cut off the roots, then I can pick the stump out.
• 1:30:45
  El Guapo: I was like, fuck!
• 1:30:47
  El Guapo: This is worth, you know, $5,000?
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: This is gonna save me hundreds of hours of work each year.
• 1:30:54
  El Guapo: But yeah, gas has shot off.
• 1:30:58
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:59
  El Guapo: I'm not sure why, because we weren't buying Irani gas.
• 1:31:03
  Brian McFadden: That's what I don't understand either.
• 1:31:04
  El Guapo: Because, okay, supply and demand, everybody else is buying for us.
• 1:31:10
  El Guapo: Supply and demand.
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, what you're saying is now they can no longer get Iran at gas, so now they're buying it from the same people we buy from, therefore the price goes up.
• 1:31:19
  El Guapo: China is no longer buying for Iran, so they have to buy it from us, or anybody else, so, like, demand.
• 1:31:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, so that charge the price up across… okay, that makes sense.
• 1:31:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, supply and demand, basically.
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: Alright, yeah.
• 1:31:32
  El Guapo: But people's like, people are like, oh, you, like, I know what they're saying, but, like, it's the basis of supply and demand. The more demand it is for oil, the higher it's gonna go.
• 1:31:43
  El Guapo: Well, here's the crazy thing, too, is all these folks trying to defend Iran right now that look like idiots.
• 1:31:51
  El Guapo: Do they realize Iran is supplying all of the oil to Russia in this war with Ukraine?
• 1:31:57
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:31:57
  El Guapo: Russia and China, so…
• 1:32:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, and China was buying the oil from Iran, too.
• 1:32:02
  El Guapo: And gas would consume a lot of fucking oil.
• 1:32:07
  El Guapo: You know, so…
• 1:32:08
  El Guapo: But do we… we haven't even touched the refineries or anything from… or the just cool oil, that's the only thing to sell.
• 1:32:17
  El Guapo: I don't think they make gasoline. They just cruel oil, that's what they sell.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think they pulled it out of the.
• 1:32:22
  El Guapo: So China, so China, got their own refinery?
• 1:32:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is, like… yeah, basically, yeah, the demand of crude oil is higher, that's all.
• 1:32:33
  El Guapo: Eventually it's gonna happen, but probably… once we settle… once we settle Iran, probably it's gonna go back to normal.
• 1:32:40
  El Guapo: Prices, you know?
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:32:44
  Brian McFadden: Normal.
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: maybe…
• 1:32:45
  El Guapo: No, no, but I'm saying they're gonna start selling crew, or… It'll, it'll dip back down. Yeah, yeah. But…
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: But here's the thing is.
• 1:32:53
  El Guapo: Well, probably we make it even cheaper, because they can sell it to anybody else, if… Yeah, well, once it's said and done, and the oil has been claimed…
• 1:33:01
  El Guapo: Cause let's be real, that's gonna happen.
• 1:33:04
  El Guapo: Right? Now, who gets it? Israel or the United States?
• 1:33:08
  El Guapo: I mean, they could probably sell it to an international market, like, if they're friendly to us. No, yes, but who gets to sell it?
• 1:33:16
  El Guapo: What do you mean?
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: the oil in Iran.
• 1:33:19
  El Guapo: Iranians.
• 1:33:21
  El Guapo: No! Oh! Okay, I like this, because this is what Trump said, wasn't it?
• 1:33:26
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, we got a good government, like, willing to play ball, they gotta sell the crude oil, and prices are gonna drop dramatically and stuff, in a good way. Trump came out right… Trump came in at, like, 2 AM when this happened, it was like, people were on…
• 1:33:40
  El Guapo: We have taken down the dictator, we have taken out most of the government, now is your chance to take back your country, because,
• 1:33:49
  El Guapo: The Islamic Republican Guard took control of Iran in 79, right?
• 1:34:01
  El Guapo: So, I don't know, are the people gonna take control? I don't know.
• 1:34:04
  El Guapo: Well, yeah. Meanwhile, we've lost, 3 F-15s in this conflict. What's even worse, it was our fucking own friends. It was friendly fire.
• 1:34:16
  El Guapo: Yep,
• 1:34:18
  El Guapo: The weight shot down 3 of our fucking jets.
• 1:34:21
  El Guapo: F-18s are the ones.
• 1:34:24
  Testecleese: My article says 15s, because I.
• 1:34:27
  El Guapo: F18, F18, sorry, or 15, 15, sorry, pronunciation's bad.
• 1:34:33
  El Guapo: Nope.
• 1:34:36
  El Guapo: Si se puede.
• 1:34:38
  El Guapo: This doesn't help.
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: Yes. Ayutamate!
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: Brian's like, what?
• 1:34:49
  El Guapo: What?
• 1:34:50
  Testecleese: My Spanish ain't great, but it's better than Brian's.
• 1:34:53
  El Guapo: Ayutime is help, help me, right? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:57
  El Guapo: Or you could say just Ayuda.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:35:02
  Testecleese: Palme means my… is reflexive.
• 1:35:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, to me, yeah. To myself, yes. But if you, like, just short-handed, I use that.
• 1:35:10
  El Guapo: Look, help.
• 1:35:12
  El Guapo: Basically, UWM basically means help me.
• 1:35:16
  El Guapo: Or, or, please, not even please help me. I need help, or… De sucito.
• 1:35:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, or, or… Again, it's difficult to translate, and you know better than I,
• 1:35:32
  El Guapo: But you know things don't translate, right?
• 1:35:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, raw translation doesn't work. Yeah, this is what it means. Oh, if you go straight up translating, friggin' Spanish is backwards from English.
• 1:35:45
  El Guapo: In terms of, like, verb, noun… Adjective, right? Yeah.
• 1:35:51
  El Guapo: I still like Gordita, though, that one makes me laugh my ass off.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: Brian, you like Taco Bell?
• 1:36:01
  Brian McFadden: Love Taco Bell.
• 1:36:02
  El Guapo: Have you ever had a gordita? Yup. You know that means little fat girl?
• 1:36:07
  El Guapo: I love low-fat girls.
• 1:36:09
  El Guapo: You know what burrito means? Burro?
• 1:36:12
  Testecleese: Hit Little Donkey.
• 1:36:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, and you know why they call him Little Donkey?
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: No, you can load that mother.
• 1:36:16
  El Guapo: You can love that motherfucker!
• 1:36:22
  El Guapo: Oh, like, what? I just, I just laugh sometimes at the literal translation of stuff. Well, I got a meeting, you're like, oh, why? Because you can load it up with whatever you want.
• 1:36:33
  El Guapo: whatever you want on it. Promise, then the donkey dies. Like, you could get another donkey. You could get a baby-sized donkey. Yeah, a burrito!
• 1:36:44
  Brian McFadden: Get out of the baby donkey.
• 1:36:47
  El Guapo: Ugh.
• 1:36:50
  Brian McFadden: Kill one donkey, you're gonna get a baby donkey to put the same amount of shit on it?
• 1:36:53
  El Guapo: Hell yeah, big tortilla!
• 1:36:55
  Testecleese: You gotta build it up so it can hold more weight.
• 1:36:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:37:00
  El Guapo: You get a bigger tortilla, or two tortillas.
• 1:37:04
  El Guapo: Anyway, a run.
• 1:37:07
  Testecleese: Responded with a missile barrage, basically anywhere they could fire one.
• 1:37:11
  El Guapo: Oh, that pissed up everybody.
• 1:37:13
  El Guapo: Well, they accuse the US or Israel, I'm not sure.
• 1:37:16
  El Guapo: Of, like, blowing up a school of girls, right?
• 1:37:19
  El Guapo: There's no actual proof of that.
• 1:37:21
  El Guapo: Well, no, the video came out. It was their own fucking rocket that misfired. It went up, like, 300 feet in the air, started spinning out and came straight back down and blew up the school.
• 1:37:34
  El Guapo: Because they don't have good…
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: Their technology isn't advanced enough.
• 1:37:39
  Brian McFadden: They didn't get it from China, they got it from the Clintons.
• 1:37:43
  El Guapo: I'm just saying that, it was their own fucking rocket that blew up that school of girls.
• 1:37:48
  El Guapo: This video of this thing shooting up, spinning, and, you know, losing control, and boom, right into the ground. End of the game.
• 1:37:58
  El Guapo: And while we're on, boom, straight to the ground.
• 1:38:00
  El Guapo: Israel has this, missile.
• 1:38:05
  El Guapo: Dad.
• 1:38:07
  El Guapo: Blew my mind! I think they call it the Blue Sparrow, if someone wants to look it up.
• 1:38:12
  El Guapo: The aircraft flies over and marks its target like we would with a laser, right?
• 1:38:20
  El Guapo: And they fire their payload, but their payload goes out, then shh, goes straight up.
• 1:38:25
  El Guapo: into, out of the atmosphere, into literal space, right?
• 1:38:30
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 1:38:31
  El Guapo: Turns around, finds its target.
• 1:38:34
  El Guapo: And then comes straight down with rocket propulsion plus gravity.
• 1:38:40
  El Guapo: Making it all but impossible to intercept this missile. Wow. And I was like, this thing is fucking nuts! That is a terrifying weapon!
• 1:38:51
  El Guapo: And that is what they hit the consulate, meeting with.
• 1:38:56
  El Guapo: I was just like, wow, that is an insane weapon that the world has never seen before!
• 1:39:03
  El Guapo: But… And that's the thing, is you need to decide when it's time to use your new weapon, right?
• 1:39:09
  El Guapo: You don't want the world to know you have it until you need to use it, just like the nuclear bomb.
• 1:39:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, everyone was talking about it until one got dropped.
• 1:39:22
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: And God knows what the United States is holding onto right now that we're not using, because it's gonna be.
• 1:39:29
  El Guapo: The son art, like, the son art that.
• 1:39:32
  Testecleese: Sonic weapons, yeah.
• 1:39:33
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:39:35
  El Guapo: Now, I hear Guapo clicking, are you trying to look up that missile I mentioned?
• 1:39:38
  El Guapo: No, I'll type in something. You're googling porn, aren't you?
• 1:39:42
  El Guapo: No, I responded to somebody about my plastic and fucking… Plastic and, alumina exposure.
• 1:39:51
  El Guapo: Plastic, yeah.
• 1:39:53
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:39:55
  El Guapo: I think we're up to 6, or at least 6 now, Americans, service members killed.
• 1:40:02
  El Guapo: They're all equations.
• 1:40:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was just gonna say that they weren't involved in the actual striking one of these articles to make it sound like it. They were involved…
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: They were on us.
• 1:40:13
  El Guapo: base, or in port, overseas, and got… well, that was attacked by Iran.
• 1:40:20
  El Guapo: They were… they were all National Guard, and they were all in a support role near Blank.
• 1:40:26
  El Guapo: They were part of the supply chain.
• 1:40:29
  El Guapo: It's… That's too bad, oh, hold on.
• 1:40:35
  El Guapo: Hold on… She wants to be involved for a second.
• 1:40:42
  El Guapo: Aww.
• 1:40:44
  El Guapo: She saw herself and got excited, and pointed.
• 1:40:48
  El Guapo: I'm sorry, baby, I can't hear a word you're saying.
• 1:40:53
  El Guapo: Sorry, guys, go ahead and carry on with the show for a minute.
• 1:40:56
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:40:58
  El Guapo: Where are we young?
• 1:41:00
  El Guapo: This is my list with? I had it right here a while ago. Okay, there we go.
• 1:41:04
  El Guapo: 3 is a member kill, seriously, one day Operation Winter, okay.
• 1:41:09
  El Guapo: So far, 6… you know, this is what… this is what we sign up for, you know, it's just gonna happen.
• 1:41:17
  El Guapo: Well, when you join up for the National Guard, you don't expect it to happen like that. Well, here we are now.
• 1:41:23
  El Guapo: Hold on, you'd expect this to happen since freaking, late, early 2000, when we fucking made Iraq, because a lot of National Guards were over there?
• 1:41:33
  El Guapo: Iraq. Yeah.
• 1:41:38
  El Guapo: The season's not helping right now with my pronunciation of shit.
• 1:41:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, Iran has struck U.S. military facilities across the Middle East in retaliation.
• 1:41:49
  El Guapo: They fucking hit Dubai!
• 1:41:52
  Brian McFadden: You know, that's what everybody thinks.
• 1:41:56
  El Guapo: Isn't Dubai the capital of Bahrain?
• 1:41:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: Dubai and UAE again.
• 1:42:03
  El Guapo: I never remember Bahrain, Dubai, UAE, which…
• 1:42:07
  El Guapo: What's in what, and what's separate? Okay, Bahrain, the capital of Bahrain is Manama.
• 1:42:12
  El Guapo: A namaha nama.
• 1:42:13
  Testecleese: Okay, which one is the super rich country?
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: It's built… That built the islands.
• 1:42:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, divide. Palm trees.
• 1:42:22
  El Guapo: Goodbye.
• 1:42:23
  El Guapo: That's a lot of the island.
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: Dubai got bombed, too.
• 1:42:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:29
  El Guapo: UAE is on the south of Dubai, this is their, like, little horn, horn…
• 1:42:34
  El Guapo: Another, yeah, a little horn, close to Iran.
• 1:42:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:42:38
  El Guapo: I can never remember which one's which. That's a straight verb moose, right there.
• 1:42:43
  El Guapo: Bahrain and Dubai, they're both islands.
• 1:42:49
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:42:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but yeah, they've been launching rockets everywhere, blowing everything up, and…
• 1:42:57
  Testecleese: These guys had nothing to do with shit, these are other Islamic nations.
• 1:43:02
  Testecleese: That they're firing rockets at.
• 1:43:03
  Brian McFadden: Pissing off the other nations.
• 1:43:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, and now… almost the entire world is on board fucking wiping them out. And, like, it…
• 1:43:12
  El Guapo: Even Spain was like, okay, we were wrong.
• 1:43:15
  El Guapo: You know?
• 1:43:16
  El Guapo: And no, I don't like killing a bunch of people.
• 1:43:21
  El Guapo: But, like, but at some point.
• 1:43:26
  El Guapo: I mean, how many ships were they blowing up going through, what was it, the,
• 1:43:32
  El Guapo: Raids and moves.
• 1:43:34
  El Guapo: Oh yeah, straight into Hormuz, right?
• 1:43:37
  Testecleese: that they were attacking in the Red Sea.
• 1:43:39
  El Guapo: I think they blew a lot of them up, but they were, like, making it difficult for them to get through.
• 1:43:43
  El Guapo: It made people not want to go through, because they might be blown up.
• 1:43:50
  El Guapo: Bunch of oil tankers and such, and cargo ships.
• 1:43:54
  El Guapo: How are you supposed to get goods from, like, Spain?
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: to.
• 1:43:59
  El Guapo: India.
• 1:44:01
  El Guapo: Okay, India's a good one, I was gonna say Thailand, but without going through the straight or Hormuz, you have to go all the way the fuck around Africa, right?
• 1:44:10
  El Guapo: That's a long-ass trip!
• 1:44:14
  El Guapo: And these guys, and they even said, like, oh, we're clamping down on it. It's like, Jesus Christ, what, we sank 8 of their ships in, like, 5 minutes?
• 1:44:22
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:44:23
  El Guapo: And Trump has promised to wipe out… wipe out the rest of the Navy? I'm pretty sure we've sunk more since then, haven't we?
• 1:44:30
  El Guapo: No, there's one that escaped, it went through, what's the name of that fucking, they just had a revolt over the government.
• 1:44:37
  Testecleese: Okay, so you think this… Sri Lanka.
• 1:44:39
  El Guapo: baby.
• 1:44:40
  El Guapo: Do you think there's one Iranian Navy ship still left? Yeah, they went to, Sri Lanka, and that's where they parked. They're like, hey, there's no government, so they're like, we don't know what to do, so we're just gonna park our asses in here.
• 1:44:53
  Testecleese: There's no government in Sri Lanka?
• 1:44:54
  El Guapo: No, I ran.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: Why did Sri Lanka let him in?
• 1:44:58
  El Guapo: Because they were, like, they were like, we don't want to get killed, we don't know what's…
• 1:45:03
  El Guapo: There's, like, there's no leadership, so, like, okay, we just… Yeah, but the problem is, by letting them more, just means that you're gonna have bombs land on your pier. No, because… I mean, like, okay, let's say you're the CEO, and you guys can just fall.
• 1:45:17
  Testecleese: And these guys just hit port and got off the ship and then walked away.
• 1:45:20
  El Guapo: No, no, no, they stay there, like, like, look, we don't know what's going on, we're gonna see what happens, you know?
• 1:45:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's gonna get bombed.
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: It's gonna get bombed.
• 1:45:31
  El Guapo: Well, like, they find a neutral area, like, hey, we don't want to get, you know, destroyed, like… Yeah, but no!
• 1:45:38
  Testecleese: the Iranian shit.
• 1:45:39
  El Guapo: Is…
• 1:45:40
  Testecleese: Iranian military, wherever the fuck it is.
• 1:45:43
  El Guapo: They are a target. You let them into your port, you let them mortar your pier.
• 1:45:49
  El Guapo: Your peer's getting fucked up, too.
• 1:45:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but what if they're like, okay, you know what, we're neutral, like, the CEO, like, we're neutral, we don't, we're not.
• 1:45:56
  Brian McFadden: That's only Switzerland.
• 1:45:58
  Testecleese: Oh, had the skipper stepped off the ship and said, we're not involved.
• 1:46:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: They could have done this.
• 1:46:04
  El Guapo: Because I don't, like, who's he gonna…
• 1:46:07
  El Guapo: he could have gone over the radio, public waves, AM waves, and said, we surrender, we…
• 1:46:14
  Testecleese: Give our ship to the United States.
• 1:46:16
  El Guapo: They could have easily turned the ship over to us, to even be scrap metal instead of running away.
• 1:46:23
  El Guapo: Well, that's what it did. They're like, okay, look, I mean, I don't know what happened, but I was like, if I was this captain, like, okay, Aracando government, what can I do? I'm just gonna boom up. You can, you can…
• 1:46:35
  El Guapo: Flat-out surrendered.
• 1:46:37
  El Guapo: To Sri Lanka? You have one… you have one shift against the United States…
• 1:46:41
  Testecleese: military.
• 1:46:42
  El Guapo: Yeah. What are you gonna do? You may as well say, I'm done fighting, here's my ship.
• 1:46:50
  El Guapo: You know, please don't hang me, you know?
• 1:46:55
  El Guapo: Shit, I misspelled Sranka.
• 1:46:57
  El Guapo: I don't know, there's plenty of ways to turn over… it's been done before in war history.
• 1:47:04
  El Guapo: Where vessels have been surrendered.
• 1:47:08
  El Guapo: And what would we do with an Iranian fucking warship anyway? Like, for real. Like, we're gonna use it? Nope.
• 1:47:15
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:47:16
  El Guapo: It'll either turn into a coral reef off the coast of Australia, or we're gonna melt it down for scrap metal, right?
• 1:47:23
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 1:47:27
  El Guapo: It looks… And I still don't understand why Iran genuinely thought they could do this fight.
• 1:47:37
  El Guapo: There's a second one now.
• 1:47:39
  El Guapo: But you know why they thought they could do this? Because they've been getting away with it the whole time.
• 1:47:45
  El Guapo: And Trump finally fucking did something. Okay, Sri Lanka took control of the second Iranian ship.
• 1:47:50
  El Guapo: So, Sri Lanka said this is our ship now? I guess so, that's what the headlines are. Sometimes the headline's misleading, you know?
• 1:47:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, I can accept that, it was maybe they were afraid to turn over the ship to be afraid… because they might be killed?
• 1:48:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, because there's no… there's no leadership now, so who are they gonna listen to, you know? The United States.
• 1:48:14
  El Guapo: I'm telling you, you get a… Guapo, get yourself a ham radio, long-wave radio, which every Navy ship on the planet has.
• 1:48:24
  El Guapo: you will be able to contact the United States Navy.
• 1:48:28
  El Guapo: And you can say, I surrender from almost anywhere on this planet, and you know that.
• 1:48:35
  El Guapo: I can't even think of people in Japan with a ham radio in Virginia, right?
• 1:48:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:48:41
  El Guapo: There's easy ways to do this.
• 1:48:45
  El Guapo: Look, this is the thing about… I know what you're saying, but that's the downsides, you don't wanna fuckin' the cat,
• 1:48:51
  El Guapo: Noodle a country, because then after that, it's gonna be…
• 1:48:57
  El Guapo: Not able to defend himself.
• 1:49:01
  El Guapo: They have already lost their whole navy and army!
• 1:49:04
  El Guapo: Hold up.
• 1:49:06
  El Guapo: Listen.
• 1:49:07
  El Guapo: I can't move to near me. Okay, fair enough.
• 1:49:12
  Testecleese: I love how he thinks if he takes the headphones away from his face, we can't hear him.
• 1:49:16
  Testecleese: We muted you, guapo, because just because you take the headphones away from your face doesn't mean we can't hear you.
• 1:49:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, you gotta do the clicky thing.
• 1:49:29
  El Guapo: Oh, there we go.
• 1:49:30
  El Guapo: No, no, no, because I got a mute thing in here… Can you hear me?
• 1:49:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I could eat you for a bit.
• 1:49:38
  El Guapo: How about now? Can you hear me?
• 1:49:39
  Testecleese: Yes, I could hear you when you.
• 1:49:40
  El Guapo: I think if the students don't work no more? Fuck.
• 1:49:42
  Testecleese: I still hear you!
• 1:49:43
  El Guapo: I know, but the little ticket here doesn't work no more.
• 1:49:48
  El Guapo: Oh, alright. Yeah.
• 1:49:50
  El Guapo: Fuck.
• 1:49:51
  Testecleese: Well, you can do it electronically with a click of the button, too, you know that, right?
• 1:49:54
  El Guapo: I know, but I see him, and I already got to stay in my hand, all I have to do is, you know?
• 1:49:59
  El Guapo: Anyways… But I'm just saying, it's not that difficult to say, I surrender.
• 1:50:03
  El Guapo: Yeah!
• 1:50:04
  El Guapo: No, I mean, yeah, but I'm just… There's a million ways to do it. Even just hoist up a giant fucking bedsheet from the flagpole. The mask.
• 1:50:14
  El Guapo: Right? Yeah. But another thing, too, you don't know what kind of fucking brainwashing they had, you know, like, what kind of… shouldn't have been talking about us, so the CEO may not be able to trust us either, you know?
• 1:50:27
  El Guapo: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's actually why I said… They found a neutral place, like… Yeah, and then they turned over their vessel.
• 1:50:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're like, you know, let's figure out what's going on out there.
• 1:50:39
  El Guapo: Me?
• 1:50:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. Let me borrow a little…
• 1:50:43
  El Guapo: How about now, can you hear me? Is it better?
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the problem is your volume control is your volume. You need to control game.
• 1:50:50
  El Guapo: You probably gotta do that through a computer.
• 1:50:52
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: I have no idea how to find your sound settings, let alone have time to do it right now.
• 1:50:58
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:51:00
  El Guapo: But yeah, you can control how much your microphone picks up.
• 1:51:02
  El Guapo: I know, I thought it was my thing in here.
• 1:51:05
  El Guapo: No, that's not how loud it is in your ears from… I know, that's how often I'm gonna come in here.
• 1:51:13
  El Guapo: But yeah, man, like…
• 1:51:16
  El Guapo: This, this got, this got crazy fucking fast, and I think as soon as Iran…
• 1:51:23
  El Guapo: attacked the United States Navy base and the United States Air Force base, I think it is the duty of Congress
• 1:51:31
  El Guapo: war. Even…
• 1:51:34
  Testecleese: Not gonna do that.
• 1:51:34
  El Guapo: I'm not gonna do it because it's dropping off his…
• 1:51:37
  El Guapo: What? They're not gonna do it because Trump is in office.
• 1:51:42
  El Guapo: It's their fucking duty.
• 1:51:46
  El Guapo: They're fucking bitter, dude, they don't like Trump, they will not get the winning. Well, here's the fucking problem with this, though, it's exactly what you said, is now we got all these fucking terrorist cells, basically, activating in the United States that…
• 1:52:00
  El Guapo: Biden let in, right? Because we weren't checking IDs. Well, we just had a fucking mass killing in, Texas, right? In Austin?
• 1:52:08
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:52:09
  El Guapo: which is a liberal city in Texas.
• 1:52:14
  Brian McFadden: Capital City of Texas.
• 1:52:17
  El Guapo: Pops showed up, ended up putting the guy down.
• 1:52:20
  El Guapo: The cops are actually being indicted.
• 1:52:26
  El Guapo: What the fuck?
• 1:52:29
  El Guapo: Greg?
• 1:52:30
  El Guapo: I'm sorry, we show up, a man just killed, like, 3 people, and injured 7 more, points his gun at the cops, the cops shoot him dead, the cops have to go to court now, and go to trial?
• 1:52:43
  El Guapo: That's awesome for ya.
• 1:52:45
  El Guapo: Whatever happened to a presumption of innocence, especially from the police, and every witness said this man just killed a bunch of people?
• 1:52:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope, that's not how it works.
• 1:52:55
  El Guapo: about that shit.
• 1:52:57
  Brian McFadden: They are guilty until proven innocent.
• 1:53:00
  El Guapo: Yeah. This sounds like a giant waste of money!
• 1:53:04
  El Guapo: You can have a trial so everyone feels better, right?
• 1:53:09
  El Guapo: And it's gonna cost us how much, as taxpayers, to pay for this fucking trial?
• 1:53:15
  El Guapo: And you can say it's not that much. Actually, it's tens of thousands of dollars more than people realize.
• 1:53:22
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:53:25
  El Guapo: It's frustrating as fuck, dude. And… this is what we're getting, is… cheat.
• 1:53:32
  Testecleese: We let all these assholes in this country without checking IDs.
• 1:53:37
  Brian McFadden: No ID necessary.
• 1:53:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, then this shit happens.
• 1:53:42
  El Guapo: And we're gonna… I don't even tell you, man, I moved into the goddamn boondocks.
• 1:53:49
  El Guapo: For a reason. For several reasons.
• 1:53:53
  Brian McFadden: You don't like it there, either.
• 1:53:56
  El Guapo: Oh, I love it here.
• 1:53:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, we couldn't tell, we couldn't tell with a smirk in your fucking face when you're in your little tractor.
• 1:54:07
  Testecleese: Funny.
• 1:54:08
  El Guapo: In my family, I'm known for never smiling, and never being caught in a picture. Smiling.
• 1:54:15
  El Guapo: But yeah, oh man.
• 1:54:18
  Testecleese: By the way, that thing's got a land leveler plow in the front, I can plow my driveway with that motherfucker.
• 1:54:25
  El Guapo: Nice. You're gonna be up on my land.
• 1:54:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, you got an acre that I could fit in the bed of my pickup truck, come out and…
• 1:54:33
  Testecleese: Fix your acre for you.
• 1:54:34
  El Guapo: Yeah. I mean, the section I need to clear off is less than an acre.
• 1:54:40
  El Guapo: I think it's almost like 100 yards less than that.
• 1:54:44
  El Guapo: Oh, well, that… well, still, I'd get done in 2 hours, and… oh, Jesus Christ.
• 1:54:48
  El Guapo: I didn't… I don't know how leftovers that closed.
• 1:54:52
  El Guapo: What?
• 1:54:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it happens.
• 1:54:54
  El Guapo: How's the Bali now?
• 1:54:58
  El Guapo: It's not bad, as long as you don't start shouting with your echo. Well, I got headphones, and I popped up the volume, and then now I have to fucking scream the same volume you guys hear, I hear, you know?
• 1:55:08
  El Guapo: Well, check this out, dude. U.S. just got involved, in an Ecuadorian land attack.
• 1:55:16
  El Guapo: On the cartels.
• 1:55:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:55:20
  El Guapo: So apparently this cartel crackdown might be going… Bigger than we first anticipated.
• 1:55:28
  Testecleese: Is Trump gonna clean up the drugs, too? As he is.
• 1:55:32
  El Guapo: It didn't white.
• 1:55:33
  El Guapo: Well, he's all about blowing up drug boats, so… He, like, is he gonna clean the Western Hemisphere?
• 1:55:40
  El Guapo: We were hearing a lot about the drug boats for a while, and then we're not so much anymore.
• 1:55:45
  Brian McFadden: We're on Iran now.
• 1:55:47
  El Guapo: Well, is it not happening, or have they stopped because they get blown up?
• 1:55:52
  El Guapo: Well, we…
• 1:55:53
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 1:55:53
  El Guapo: That's what the house.
• 1:55:54
  Brian McFadden: They're getting low.
• 1:55:55
  El Guapo: The drug bots were coming out of Venezuela, and after that, Maduro happened.
• 1:56:01
  El Guapo: So you got the head cut off.
• 1:56:05
  El Guapo: So the only place that Peru come out from is… Colombia or Ecuador.
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Ecuador just helped us crack down on exactly this.
• 1:56:17
  El Guapo: But nobody's talking about it, because everybody's like, oh, World War II is about to start, we who? Now, here's a real question, though, is with the crackdowns on the cartels in South America.
• 1:56:27
  Testecleese: Is this going to make my cocaine cost more?
• 1:56:31
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:56:32
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:56:34
  Brian McFadden: It's not the time to take up your cocaine habit. It's too expensive.
• 1:56:38
  El Guapo: I should buy as much cocaine now as I can before I can't buy it anymore. There we go, I'll start growing my own coca, how's that? They go ahead and call you Coca-Cola, huh?
• 1:56:54
  Brian McFadden: But no, and cocaine's down.
• 1:56:57
  El Guapo: What's…
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:56:58
  Brian McFadden: Fentanyl and cocaine's down.
• 1:57:00
  El Guapo: Non-price.
• 1:57:03
  El Guapo: Dude, I wouldn't know where to get cocaine if my life depended on it.
• 1:57:07
  El Guapo: No, you don't want a gecko camera now, so…
• 1:57:09
  Brian McFadden: No, I wouldn't even know why. No fentanyl. I don't trust it. I wouldn't trust fennels.
• 1:57:13
  El Guapo: No, I could find fentanyl, I'm certain of that. I wouldn't even know where to find cocaine.
• 1:57:19
  El Guapo: Like… Hot? That's easy, like, you can literally grow it in your backyard, you know what I mean?
• 1:57:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't do…
• 1:57:26
  El Guapo: Everyone besides Brian, apparently. I grew in somebody else's backyard, and I'm still smoking it, so…
• 1:57:35
  Brian McFadden: But I'm about to move to a state where I don't have to grow it anymore, I'll just buy it.
• 1:57:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you CAN grow it, which is cheaper.
• 1:57:42
  El Guapo: But the problem is, you're gonna have to grow it indoors in general in Michigan.
• 1:57:46
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:57:47
  Testecleese: Anyway, repeat offenders here, as we are.
• 1:57:50
  El Guapo: Heading into leftovers.
• 1:57:52
  Brian McFadden: He just got home.
• 1:57:54
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it was. That's a sad victory.
• 1:57:56
  Brian McFadden: He's ringing a Foster's.
• 1:57:58
  Repeat Offender: But, till he's new.
• 1:58:00
  Repeat Offender: Please new, you couldn't bring yourself to it, my boys.
• 1:58:04
  Testecleese: Fucking world is ending, dude.
• 1:58:07
  Repeat Offender: Stop.
• 1:58:08
  Brian McFadden: It's different.
• 1:58:08
  Repeat Offender: No way, far from it. You guys are in front.
• 1:58:12
  Repeat Offender: biggest mistake by Iran, mate, was to bomb all these other countries around it.
• 1:58:17
  Testecleese: I bet.
• 1:58:17
  Brian McFadden: Good luck.
• 1:58:18
  Testecleese: The thing is.
• 1:58:18
  Brian McFadden: A lot of support, you know?
• 1:58:20
  Testecleese: They bombed every other Middle Eastern country who was like, we don't want to get involved. And as soon as you bomb them, they're like, fuck it, kill them all, you know?
• 1:58:30
  Repeat Offender: They're now flying with… they're now flying with your, pilots, mate. And guess what? Spain's now Santa Namada.
• 1:58:36
  El Guapo: Oh, shit! Which is funny, we were just talking about how Spain told us to get our fucking aircraft out of their country if we're gonna be involved, and now they're sending an actual armada. Which is hilarious, because that's a Spanish word!
• 1:58:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, Spain… Spain's setting… Spain's sending some boats now. They.
• 1:58:54
  Repeat Offender: I think Trump's ripped it up, and they can see what's happening.
• 1:58:57
  El Guapo: Are they gonna, are they gonna fly the old Spanish flag, the entire Spanish flag?
• 1:59:03
  Brian McFadden: Is the Australian Navy on the way to the fight?
• 1:59:07
  El Guapo: If we were on your subs, it blew up their boat.
• 1:59:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's something we do when we have guys from other ships around. That's definitely a thing.
• 1:59:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:17
  Repeat Offender: No, we're on the sub that blew up that… just off the coast of Sri Lanka.
• 1:59:21
  Testecleese: That brought that Iranian naval vessel. Yeah, the first, submarine torpedo kill since World War II.
• 1:59:29
  Repeat Offender: Well, you know, now, because it's not an act of war, It's a mission.
• 1:59:35
  Testecleese: You can say that all you want. Using submarines to sink ships is fucking an act of war. Whether or not it is war, it's an act of war.
• 1:59:43
  Repeat Offender: Congress can only call it war, but…
• 1:59:46
  Testecleese: War! Active war and war are not the same.
• 1:59:49
  Repeat Offender: No, they're two different things, mate. But the thing is…
• 1:59:52
  Testecleese: It's an act of war, but not war.
• 1:59:55
  Repeat Offender: Well, that's why… that's why… the US Department of War trying to get people
• 2:00:01
  Repeat Offender: to get involved, and I think Iran's done that for them. Iran's done the job.
• 2:00:06
  Repeat Offender: The middle… the minute Iraq hits… Sorry, Iran hits bloody Turkey, NATO then's activated.
• 2:00:14
  Testecleese: No, that's why… that's why they haven't been… Directly attacked yet.
• 2:00:19
  Repeat Offender: If they hit Turkey, NATO gets involved.
• 2:00:21
  Testecleese: That's an actual declaration of war.
• 2:00:25
  Repeat Offender: Yep, 100%. And it would be between night out and…
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: How do you go to war with Iran?
• 2:00:30
  Testecleese: Like, we've already wiped out most of the government and almost all of their military. We gotta send in, what.
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: 300,000 soldiers to go march in and take over?
• 2:00:42
  Repeat Offender: use the Kurds. Kurds already had him on feel bad with them.
• 2:00:46
  Repeat Offender: For the OIFs.
• 2:00:47
  Testecleese: We've tried… we've tried arming the opposition before, and it's not worked well.
• 2:00:51
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:00:51
  Repeat Offender: They're already armed. They've got your arms already.
• 2:00:54
  Testecleese: I know!
• 2:00:56
  Testecleese: We've, we've fought, and then been friends with them, fought with them, and friends with them again!
• 2:01:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, there are, mate. They've already had a… they've already had conflict with them the last couple of days.
• 2:01:07
  Repeat Offender: The Kurds are going in. The Kurds will be… they will be the foot soldiers.
• 2:01:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, but are they gonna just take out military targets, or are they going to kill everyone on the way there?
• 2:01:19
  Repeat Offender: Military targets have been taken out daily, like Iran.
• 2:01:22
  Repeat Offender: Iran's hiding so much stuff underground. Like, you gotta give them credit.
• 2:01:26
  Repeat Offender: They've planned ahead, they've got their drones and all that, but you're bringing stuff in, sophisticated stuff, that'll blow those drones out of the sky.
• 2:01:33
  Testecleese: Oh, they didn't even realize it existed.
• 2:01:37
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling this has… I got a feeling this has something to do with the air bases, airspace that's been shut down in the United States recently, with accidental military lasers and stuff.
• 2:01:50
  Testecleese: I got a feeling this is testing shit out.
• 2:01:54
  Repeat Offender: Well, mate, look, I look at what I've seen. I'm not trusting anything from media reports, that's all bullshit.
• 2:01:59
  Repeat Offender: You guys are low on bloody missiles, you're low on this bullshit. You guys are the most stockpiled country in the world.
• 2:02:06
  Testecleese: Except for nuclear weapons, but we have a better opportunity to deploy them.
• 2:02:10
  Repeat Offender: Russia… Russia's got more, but they're not today. They could blow up in those silos. But the thing is.
• 2:02:16
  Repeat Offender: You guys have got more stockpile than any other nation in the world.
• 2:02:21
  Testecleese: Yes. Because after World War II, we realized we had to be able to maintain a two-war global front.
• 2:02:28
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: We had to fight a two-front war with a global war going on.
• 2:02:32
  Testecleese: And we said, we're always gonna be able to do this, because no way we're getting caught off guard.
• 2:02:38
  Repeat Offender: Well, look at it, you're only into week two.
• 2:02:40
  Repeat Offender: And look what you've done, they've got 3 lots of bloody…
• 2:02:43
  Repeat Offender: Leadership blown out of the sky.
• 2:02:47
  Repeat Offender: Three, three lots of people trying to take over.
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: We lost 3 Jets.
• 2:02:53
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but that was from the Q80s, shot down two of them.
• 2:02:56
  Testecleese: Thank you. Yeah, but that was your own fucking friends. Iran couldn't shoot them down.
• 2:03:01
  Repeat Offender: But your three pilots survived. Hey, Sue, put them in the…
• 2:03:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, and all three of them survived, yep.
• 2:03:07
  Repeat Offender: And they put a back van with Corsby, not bloody Bud Light.
• 2:03:11
  Testecleese: All I could think was, oh, at least they weren't 22s, but they probably couldn't have hit the 22s.
• 2:03:17
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:03:19
  Brian McFadden: That was about the 22s.
• 2:03:21
  Repeat Offender: fine over Q8 and took it easy. That's what I think that brought him down.
• 2:03:25
  Testecleese: Look, the thing is, Kuwait… our base was in Kuwait.
• 2:03:29
  Repeat Offender: That's probably your stuff that blew them down.
• 2:03:31
  Repeat Offender: Maybe, but…
• 2:03:32
  Testecleese: Don't they have communications back and forth, like, hey, we're coming in, you know?
• 2:03:37
  Brian McFadden: Coming in-house.
• 2:03:38
  Repeat Offender: today.
• 2:03:39
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, because you free the airways, don't you, when you're flying in, on a mission? You're going on a mission?
• 2:03:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they know you're coming back!
• 2:03:49
  Repeat Offender: Too nice.
• 2:03:50
  Testecleese: And I'm pretty sure… does Iran have 16s?
• 2:03:55
  Repeat Offender: Mate, no, they did.
• 2:03:56
  Repeat Offender: I hit a couple.
• 2:03:58
  Repeat Offender: They go on…
• 2:03:59
  Testecleese: Where'd they get those?
• 2:04:01
  Repeat Offender: Black pocket.
• 2:04:02
  Repeat Offender: The black market…
• 2:04:03
  Testecleese: Who's making F-16s black market?
• 2:04:07
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 2:04:07
  Repeat Offender: Where did you live in Afghanistan?
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: There were probably some 16, so it's possible they got some that way. Possible.
• 2:04:14
  Testecleese: But that was, mostly 18s, and, blackhawks, right?
• 2:04:21
  Repeat Offender: You guys sold them a lot of stuff back in the late 80s, I think it was, 70s or 80s. They took a lot of your ex… like, the stuff that you guys want to get rid of?
• 2:04:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're still using.
• 2:04:33
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but you sold them a lot when you're upgrading.
• 2:04:37
  Repeat Offender: And that's…
• 2:04:38
  Testecleese: That's what points.
• 2:04:39
  Repeat Offender: Funny.
• 2:04:39
  Repeat Offender: You sell… you sell… you guys… this is what I kind of understand, you sell your stuff off when you upgrade.
• 2:04:47
  Brian McFadden: I'm upgrading to Letitia James.
• 2:04:52
  Repeat Offender: Ugh.
• 2:04:53
  Repeat Offender: Cheese.
• 2:04:53
  Testecleese: I just want to say, when we go to upgrade and we sell it off, it also means we can find it
• 2:04:59
  Testecleese: And shoot it down, which means we don't want it anymore, so you can have it, that's fine!
• 2:05:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, let's talk about Leticia.
• 2:05:08
  Repeat Offender: you guys in Israel are kicking ass, that's all I've got to say.
• 2:05:10
  Brian McFadden: She orders the hospital to resume.
• 2:05:13
  Brian McFadden: Transgender transitions in New York City… in New York State for minors.
• 2:05:19
  Testecleese: too.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: He's bugging the citizens.
• 2:05:22
  Brian McFadden: wisdom.
• 2:05:23
  Testecleese: Is she allowed to force hospitals to perform procedures?
• 2:05:28
  Brian McFadden: You wouldn't think so.
• 2:05:29
  Repeat Offender: No.
• 2:05:31
  Testecleese: Like, aren't most… almost all hospitals private?
• 2:05:35
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:05:38
  Testecleese: She has no authority.
• 2:05:40
  Brian McFadden: No. To do this. Nope.
• 2:05:44
  Testecleese: Especially because, what, that one hospital just got sued… they got their pants sued off, right? For this exact thing.
• 2:05:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:05:52
  Testecleese: That's why they stopped.
• 2:05:53
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:05:58
  Testecleese: I don't know, man. At what point…
• 2:06:00
  Testecleese: Are people gonna realize that you can't just say, this is the law now, and…
• 2:06:05
  Testecleese: And then finally realized that doesn't make it the fucking law.
• 2:06:09
  Repeat Offender: She's the law of New York.
• 2:06:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't think, ever.
• 2:06:14
  Testecleese: Mom Donnie thought he was, too, and he's already bankrupted New York City.
• 2:06:19
  Repeat Offender: Yep, there's still shitting ice on the streets.
• 2:06:23
  Testecleese: Which is crazy.
• 2:06:25
  Testecleese: It's mostly thawed, but New York did such a bad job! And as… exactly, as the ice melts, you find the fucking turds.
• 2:06:35
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:06:37
  Repeat Offender: And the dead bodies.
• 2:06:39
  Testecleese: Whoa… To be fair, that happens every time there's a nasty freeze.
• 2:06:45
  Repeat Offender: And a big snow like that.
• 2:06:48
  Testecleese: But it's not usually a whole bunch.
• 2:06:51
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:06:52
  Testecleese: And if it is, it's a homeless encampment that froze to death or something, you know?
• 2:06:57
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Or it was, like, 105 degrees for 5 days.
• 2:07:02
  Testecleese: Which is something you typically don't see in the United States, where people live. Maybe in, like, the Mojave.
• 2:07:09
  Testecleese: But, you see that in, like, Boston, New York, people die.
• 2:07:13
  Repeat Offender: Just ask you just a quick question while we talk about Leticia Jameson and Darni and that. Do you think this is going to play a factor on the Governor's…
• 2:07:21
  Repeat Offender: gubernatorial election?
• 2:07:23
  Brian McFadden: For where?
• 2:07:24
  Repeat Offender: New York?
• 2:07:25
  Testecleese: For New… for New York State Hochul?
• 2:07:27
  Brian McFadden: Hugo's gonna win again. She's fuckin'… the voters in New York are idiots.
• 2:07:32
  Testecleese: She pulled all help from, Donnie as soon as he took office, too.
• 2:07:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. She endorsed him until he won, then she's like, I don't want anything to do with this guy, I'm not doing anything he suggested.
• 2:07:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:45
  Testecleese: Which is nuts, because you'd think the people of New York City would see that as a, fuck you, New York City. It would be enough to change the governor.
• 2:07:52
  Repeat Offender: But they're, like, where I said, they're stupid.
• 2:07:55
  Repeat Offender: Didn't he want to take over state taxes as well?
• 2:07:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what… that was when Hochul was like, yo, you're not getting a cut of the fucking state taxes, because he brought up the argument, it's like, well, New York City pays more in a state tax than this, and we should get more out of it. And it's like, motherfucker, when you were on the council for New York State, New York, not… instead of New York City.
• 2:08:15
  Testecleese: You made the opposite argument, saying, that's how taxes work, you brought in more money, you pay more.
• 2:08:21
  Testecleese: He's literally just saying whatever the fuck he thinks he needs to say.
• 2:08:26
  Repeat Offender: I'd love to see how many businesses and millionaires and billionaires have left New York now, because of me.
• 2:08:31
  Testecleese: Actually, it was a giant exodus right away.
• 2:08:35
  Testecleese: And speaking of, Zuckerberg has finally finished moving out of California.
• 2:08:40
  Repeat Offender: Whoa! No way.
• 2:08:41
  Testecleese: with taxes.
• 2:08:45
  Repeat Offender: Oh, that's a.
• 2:08:45
  Testecleese: The billionaire was like, I'm done, I'm not paying this anymore.
• 2:08:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:08:50
  Testecleese: California's all pissed off, he's like, I don't know what to tell you, like…
• 2:08:54
  Testecleese: Tried to tell you 15 times, and you told me to fuck myself and pay more tax, you know?
• 2:09:00
  Brian McFadden: Only pay it for so long.
• 2:09:01
  Repeat Offender: Okay.
• 2:09:03
  Repeat Offender: Wonder when Google will move.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: I think Google should go to Alaska.
• 2:09:13
  Testecleese: I know it sounds weird, But… That massive server farm?
• 2:09:20
  Testecleese: Pardon me.
• 2:09:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna melt the iceberg.
• 2:09:23
  Testecleese: Not an iceberg. Alaska's not an iceberg, dude, it's a landmass.
• 2:09:31
  Testecleese: So what you do is you build your structure, maybe even underground, but not necessarily, but then you put a bunch of,
• 2:09:39
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 2:09:41
  Testecleese: What do they call them?
• 2:09:43
  Testecleese: Windsor engines, there's an engine.
• 2:09:48
  Testecleese: That runs on difference of temperature.
• 2:09:51
  Testecleese: Right?
• 2:09:52
  Testecleese: So, like, the gas expands, it pushes the piston up, and then it gets to where it's cold.
• 2:09:58
  Testecleese: Alright, cools the chamber down and comes back up, right?
• 2:10:01
  Testecleese: So what you do is you put one side down in where the hot…
• 2:10:05
  Testecleese: Sterling engine. You put one side down in the hot area where these servers are hot.
• 2:10:11
  Testecleese: And the other side of it, up in the friggin'… sub-zero Fahrenheit temperatures of Alaska.
• 2:10:18
  Brian McFadden: I'll die.
• 2:10:18
  Testecleese: And these engines will run.
• 2:10:20
  Testecleese: Just on the temperature difference, which might put some of the energy back into the server farm.
• 2:10:27
  Testecleese: Let's use some of that waste heat.
• 2:10:29
  Testecleese: It'd be free energy for Google, and Alaska. There's tons of Alaska uninhabited, let's be real.
• 2:10:36
  Repeat Offender: Oh, hell's.
• 2:10:37
  Testecleese: that Alaska could get a MASSIVE
• 2:10:41
  Testecleese: Boost in income taxes. Or, taxes coming in, rather.
• 2:10:46
  Testecleese: by having Google do this.
• 2:10:49
  Brian McFadden: Anything else you want to talk on leftovers?
• 2:10:52
  Testecleese: Hmm… not really, I…
• 2:11:00
  Testecleese: I'm gonna bring it up just because… it's gonna be a thing. Trump was officially listed in an Epstein thing.
• 2:11:08
  Testecleese: accused of sexual or whatever, but the problem is, this was the tip line that came out after the fact, where I could write in something and say.
• 2:11:15
  Brian McFadden: Roy!
• 2:11:16
  Brian McFadden: Didn't Clinton come out and say in his testimony that he didn't know anything about Trump and Epstein?
• 2:11:23
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 2:11:23
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:11:25
  Testecleese: I could, right now, call this tip line, and say, Joe Biden diddled me on Epstein Island.
• 2:11:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:11:32
  Testecleese: And it would be the same credibility as this claim against Trump. I just thought I had to bring it up, because the Justice Department released it.
• 2:11:41
  Testecleese: And people are gonna go nuts on it, you know it.
• 2:11:44
  Repeat Offender: I'll actually share something about that today.
• 2:11:47
  Repeat Offender: There was a report on it, and…
• 2:11:48
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 2:11:49
  Repeat Offender: One of the… one of the women who claimed that he had sold her, sexually sold her, was on a golf course that he had… it was 1996 or 86 or something like that, and he hadn't bought it until actually about 6 or 7 years later.
• 2:12:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:12:01
  Testecleese: Well, just like the woman that claimed, he raped her in a…
• 2:12:05
  Testecleese: department store changing room, like, Donald Trump goes to department stores, right?
• 2:12:10
  Brian McFadden: Never.
• 2:12:11
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:12:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, she claimed to have been wear… she specifically said she was wearing this specific dress, because she remembered it vividly, and it wasn't released, made for, like, 7 years after when she claimed this happened.
• 2:12:23
  Testecleese: But everyone believes her.
• 2:12:25
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:12:27
  Testecleese: Oh, she got the details wrong. Well, maybe it was… maybe it wasn't Donald Trump. She was also the one who said she had a rape fantasy.
• 2:12:33
  Repeat Offender: You know?
• 2:12:35
  Repeat Offender: Well, all those allegations being posted, like you said, they come from anonymous tips.
• 2:12:39
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:12:39
  Repeat Offender: Unknown as phone calls or hearsay being reported.
• 2:12:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, so let's all make phone calls tomorrow saying, Joe Biden diddled us on, Epstein Island.
• 2:12:52
  Testecleese: And oh, and Whoopi Goldberg, too. Let's watch Whoopi flip out again when her name shows up again.
• 2:12:58
  Repeat Offender: Joy Bay, how's the only two.
• 2:12:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, she went nuts when her name… just cause you're in the files, doesn't mean… and then as soon as Trump's name shows up, this proves it! It's like, bitch, you said the opposite yesterday!
• 2:13:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:13:14
  Repeat Offender: Oh, mate, look, you know, the guy realized, like, he was a celebrity back then, so he, like, he's gonna have photos taken with everyone, you know, like, fucking…
• 2:13:23
  Repeat Offender: And anyone who had a picture table is gonna be associated.
• 2:13:27
  Testecleese: Everybody loved this guy until he ran for office.
• 2:13:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. He was a Democrat back in the day.
• 2:13:33
  Testecleese: And then he's still got the same policies that basically Obama had, just a little different. And he's the worst guy in the world, and then Biden did the opposite of what Obama did.
• 2:13:44
  Repeat Offender: And it's like…
• 2:13:45
  Testecleese: Do you have any standards?
• 2:13:48
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:13:50
  Repeat Offender: Akum, Jeffries and Chucky. They got money after him after he was convicted.
• 2:13:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:13:55
  Repeat Offender: I hit him up without sending emails.
• 2:13:58
  Testecleese: Anyway, that's our show.
• 2:13:59
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 2:14:02
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It's been real. It's been fun.
• 2:14:04
  Testecleese: I'm not sure I can say it's.
• 2:14:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: It's been real fun, though.
• 2:14:07
  Brian McFadden: You beat me.