Latest / Club 520 Podcast / It's 5:20 Somewhere - Dating Disasters, Movie Tears & Girl Talk 🎙️
Transcript
- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere.
- 0:02Speaker 2: I'm your girl, Barbie, and I got the finest none
- 0:06Speaker 2: cheating nurse to the left of me, nurse trap.
- 0:09Speaker 1: How you feeling, Mama, feeling like a non cheater? Like
- 0:12Speaker 1: a non cheater on them late night shit? Oo girl?
- 0:15Speaker 2: So when it's when it's you know, it's just you
- 0:18Speaker 2: on the clock hours to go, you be texting?
- 0:23Speaker 3: No, not really sometimes, but everybody be sleep So what
- 0:27Speaker 3: do you do in your spare tone and stay on
- 0:30Speaker 3: the phone with you until you fall asleep for hours?
- 0:33Speaker 3: So you really ain't got no action. You just on
- 0:34Speaker 3: the phone, Kiki. It'd be very, very boring. Some nights
- 0:37Speaker 3: are extremely boring and lonely. But if I do got
- 0:40Speaker 3: some downtime then I'll probably scroll.
- 0:42Speaker 2: I'm on inst You're not sneaking into the room with
- 0:45Speaker 2: the environmental scientists Services services Sciences services?
- 0:51Speaker 1: No, absolutely not no. How do you feel about that milk.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Room?
- 1:01Speaker 1: I bet it's not.
- 1:03Speaker 4: Late nights you.
- 1:05Speaker 2: So you was on the ladyship too, or you was
- 1:07Speaker 2: broad day cracking people in the rooms?
- 1:10Speaker 4: Nah, it was it was n okay around eleven the
- 1:19Speaker 4: last couple of hours. I ain't doing nothing dug up.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Did you get fired from the job or HR gave
- 1:27Speaker 1: you that car?
- 1:28Speaker 4: It was a lot. It was a lot. I had
- 1:32Speaker 4: three security guards.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you was gonna tear it up in
- 1:37Speaker 2: there also, Oh goodness, not young man, God it is over.
- 1:43Speaker 1: K key, are you feeling mama? You ready to get
- 1:48Speaker 1: into some ship? I'm ready? You made how you sound
- 1:51Speaker 1: so sexy?
- 1:51Speaker 2: This dude was like, I'm so glad you don't say
- 1:53Speaker 2: that ghetto ass ship.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Not too la.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Talk.
- 1:59Speaker 1: But you said how you?
- 2:00Speaker 3: How you?
- 2:01Speaker 1: I like that? Never saying it again? Boy? For uh
- 2:09Speaker 1: for men.
- 2:10Speaker 3: You know I'm about to warm up here in a second.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Now'd be my real self in a se.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Well we can.
- 2:15Speaker 2: We can warm up now before we get into fit check.
- 2:19Speaker 2: We had some people send us some stuff. Mike finally
- 2:21Speaker 2: went to the po box and we got some rolls tequila.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Yes, come on, you educated what to say leboca tequila.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I don't speak Spanish now, I don't speak that.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Hello, I can't see the boco tequila celio rolls under
- 2:42Speaker 2: of guy.
- 2:42Speaker 1: They let's let's try.
- 2:45Speaker 3: We don't never seen.
- 2:47Speaker 1: No, we got some cute little care cups.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Who sent it Inboca Leboka tequila. One of the Leboca
- 2:54Speaker 2: one of the bottles did break. So when you start
- 2:56Speaker 2: seeing stuff out a little tighter. But we got we
- 2:59Speaker 2: got our box.
- 3:02Speaker 1: We're gonna take a shot. We're gonna be honest. How cute.
- 3:08Speaker 2: DJ sky High Baby Okay Baltimore based the quila formed
- 3:12Speaker 2: in the heart of justical Mexico.
- 3:14Speaker 1: That's right, Let's pour it up. Let's try. Let's Keith Lee.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Did you make that up? DJ s guy O Lisko?
- 3:21Speaker 1: Do I say jealous coope?
- 3:23Speaker 3: Yeah? Our scholar about this is our word on the rocks. Mommy,
- 3:30Speaker 3: I might need a man.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I got a whole bunch of oil on me. Do
- 3:33Speaker 1: it other real, I think.
- 3:39Speaker 5: I'm gonna catt you will I'm don't it. While he's
- 3:46Speaker 5: doing that, we also got something from my mom.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Kissing, Oh my gosh, what's a balance? So collective?
- 4:02Speaker 2: And she said, congratulations, ladies, cheers to your success in
- 4:06Speaker 2: this season. It's always a pleasure tuning into the It's
- 4:09Speaker 2: five twenty Somewhere podcast. Keep being beautiful, authentic and fire
- 4:12Speaker 2: as fuck. Hope you enjoy our soul wax candles love
- 4:15Speaker 2: Noel at the Creator Noel.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Beautiful Women right here.
- 4:24Speaker 2: It's so meditate, renew, divine, feminine energy and metifest cheers
- 4:36Speaker 2: to you.
- 4:36Speaker 3: And we got one more thing. Oh period, we're doing numbers.
- 4:41Speaker 3: We was Oh my gosh, look at the candles.
- 4:44Speaker 2: These are beautiful, super super cute.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you smells good. I'm gonna have to go.
- 4:51Speaker 1: Thank you. Noel, she got a store. I have no
- 4:55Speaker 1: idea even Yeah, it had a the skin to read. Fine,
- 5:01Speaker 1: I want to smell it, tequila. Let's give it a try.
- 5:06Speaker 6: Smooth one, all right, ready, all the flowers fell off fire,
- 5:15Speaker 6: all right, she is, let's try it.
- 5:20Speaker 1: We gotta it's fire in it. That is overly smooth.
- 5:29Speaker 1: You don't even need a chaser with the baby. I'm
- 5:31Speaker 1: about to shoot fire my damn mountain the whole day.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I kept the lady like cant.
- 5:49Speaker 1: And it's a wooden week, and it's a wooden week,
- 5:51Speaker 1: so it's gonna steal my candle. You already stand them
- 5:55Speaker 1: when you're getting okay, say show of this all right,
- 6:02Speaker 1: and then we have someone so we can move along.
- 6:04Speaker 1: This one is cute. I'm sorry.
- 6:06Speaker 2: You are her, You are beautiful, you are blessed, you
- 6:08Speaker 2: are one of a kind. Be her act like her,
- 6:10Speaker 2: thinking like her. Most importantly, put that is on because
- 6:12Speaker 2: you are her.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Love the sheikh doll.
- 6:16Speaker 2: This is from Sheikha and she sent us in some
- 6:20Speaker 2: cute you know we love.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the way scrunch booty.
- 6:27Speaker 3: Y'all my candle ya, you know ourself. Hold on scrunch booty.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Try to pay attention.
- 6:33Speaker 7: Scratched booty.
- 6:34Speaker 1: This is literally smell as we scratched. That's not so good.
- 6:42Speaker 1: These kids will smell amazing.
- 6:44Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Oh, that's my cousin a way. She gave us period.
- 6:54Speaker 1: I wondered these for you, and then I got the
- 6:56Speaker 1: black one. O. They're all sure I really love and
- 7:01Speaker 1: we all got these ones with the back yard. Thank you,
- 7:04Speaker 1: thank you. I'll want to send us anything, O, p
- 7:06Speaker 1: all box write me.
- 7:07Speaker 2: I would send it to y'all close friends.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Yes, I love it, Thank you so much. I love
- 7:21Speaker 1: me Pece.
- 7:21Speaker 2: You know we love some little athletic where we will
- 7:24Speaker 2: be wearing these on the set my queen. If y'all
- 7:26Speaker 2: want to send us anything, d m me and I'm
- 7:28Speaker 2: gonna have y'all send it to my house so I
- 7:29Speaker 2: gotta share with the girls.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Okay, she's joking.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Sorry, I didn't know you damn that mob whatever that
- 7:39Speaker 3: pink colorI.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Okay, because I'm so happy.
- 7:49Speaker 2: If I would have did that, we would have forgot
- 7:52Speaker 2: about it, okay, So we would have let's.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Get into fit chick would have no, No, we wouldn't.
- 8:06Speaker 1: I would have wanted my two piece. Listen, I'm sorry, Mike.
- 8:09Speaker 2: I wasn't throwing it at you like that big chick,
- 8:11Speaker 2: big chick, because he actually pick it up. He's not
- 8:16Speaker 2: going to.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Get please. All right, fine, you don't got GM. I'm
- 8:22Speaker 1: so sweet, all right. Started with tropoholic mixtape. Your bastard.
- 8:31Speaker 1: That's what you get for throwing stuff at people. Payback, So, mother,
- 8:34Speaker 1: you forgot something. You know. We girls grow around here.
- 8:39Speaker 2: Who well, girls in some athletic where with the five
- 8:43Speaker 2: fingers virons, looking good looking, snatched and when nowhere near
- 8:47Speaker 2: a gym.
- 8:47Speaker 1: But baby, it's serving athletic and fit. Baby. What we're
- 8:52Speaker 1: here in gym?
- 8:53Speaker 7: Obvious?
- 8:54Speaker 1: But she's looking good, baby, you look amazing, all right,
- 8:58Speaker 1: key key. They said you was the like the.
- 9:00Speaker 3: Apostolic, my fake five fingers like apostolic.
- 9:07Speaker 1: I don't want you look at apistol. You look like
- 9:09Speaker 1: a queen of my dreams. Baby, apostolic showing it back
- 9:13Speaker 1: like that. Come on, get into it fish, ma'am, y'all.
- 9:20Speaker 7: Almost my you know what brand dressed?
- 9:24Speaker 1: This is actually go back and I know what is it?
- 9:33Speaker 3: Baby baby working bb baby super still working the jobs.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I was probably in there? Where are my scamming that ish?
- 9:47Speaker 1: That ish?
- 9:49Speaker 5: Oh?
- 9:49Speaker 1: Yeahs literally like fire.
- 9:53Speaker 2: I love it vintage, vintage.
- 9:57Speaker 1: He looks so soft and cute. Thank you you. But
- 10:00Speaker 1: you look the southeast.
- 10:01Speaker 7: No, I love it yellow.
- 10:03Speaker 1: It's my learning color. You never done this before?
- 10:08Speaker 7: Okay, you know lies, I'm trying to borrow your purse.
- 10:17Speaker 2: Yeah, family, but they can be like Barbie ain't he
- 10:22Speaker 2: never had none designer till she got with the.
- 10:26Speaker 3: Speaking of this money, now we're getting money.
- 10:30Speaker 4: You worked at b B but then you steal from there.
- 10:34Speaker 2: You did a few places I ain't got called it
- 10:37Speaker 2: BB No probably what.
- 10:41Speaker 3: You remember that window that you your coworker and he
- 10:45Speaker 3: was a gay man and he like tell me, I
- 10:48Speaker 3: actually felt really bad for him about remember those girls
- 10:51Speaker 3: that used to steal all the time and they had
- 10:53Speaker 3: like a name. Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm
- 10:55Speaker 3: talking about. Yes, so they stole from her store one time.
- 10:58Speaker 7: The cream team give them some boosted ass by.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Because they got him fired.
- 11:11Speaker 3: When I up, they hit a lick on our asses
- 11:14Speaker 3: and they just started running out the store.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I'm like, oh there you go, bro, My he was
- 11:20Speaker 1: my coworker.
- 11:21Speaker 7: He's like, oh no, they're not going to get away
- 11:23Speaker 7: with that, bro.
- 11:26Speaker 1: I say.
- 11:26Speaker 3: He chased them to the car they had like they
- 11:32Speaker 3: didn't give no fuck, like they just got hella. They
- 11:35Speaker 3: just grabbed everything and ran out the the car. Was
- 11:38Speaker 3: like very to the Chris of the door.
- 11:41Speaker 5: Bro.
- 11:42Speaker 3: He's at the door, they're like hitting them with BB
- 11:44Speaker 3: hangers and them hangers used to be wooden, so they're
- 11:48Speaker 3: like hitting.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Him with BB hangers.
- 11:49Speaker 7: He's like no, and they're like they mace this man, bro.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Because why are you coming out there?
- 11:56Speaker 3: Like you can't you and he was the assistant manager.
- 11:59Speaker 3: They're like, you can't chase shoplifters.
- 12:02Speaker 2: And that's why I never gave a f about a job,
- 12:05Speaker 2: y'all and would it never will because you mad. I
- 12:10Speaker 2: wouldn't got some of the stuff back, and he still
- 12:13Speaker 2: got fired for going above and beyond.
- 12:15Speaker 3: He got hit ups like his ship still got fired,
- 12:19Speaker 3: Like y'all are me, So we're like we're like me
- 12:22Speaker 3: and the other girl who works, and we're like running
- 12:24Speaker 3: out to the parking lot like, oh, come on out, stop,
- 12:29Speaker 3: let him go, let him go.
- 12:31Speaker 1: He took that person. What's the worst job you'll ever worked? Hm?
- 12:39Speaker 4: Hmmm?
- 12:40Speaker 3: Uh?
- 12:41Speaker 1: Selling cars? I hated that job. The commission is good.
- 12:44Speaker 1: What you didn't like it?
- 12:45Speaker 5: For it?
- 12:45Speaker 1: Girl? I wasn't selling.
- 12:47Speaker 3: You gotta stand outside in the hot sun, danger all day,
- 12:50Speaker 3: wait for people to show up, and then you're like
- 12:53Speaker 3: racing other people to the customers, Like it just felt
- 12:57Speaker 3: so thirsty.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Like I hated it. I didn't you have to stand outside?
- 13:01Speaker 1: That's insane.
- 13:02Speaker 3: I mean you could, you don't have to, but you
- 13:05Speaker 3: just want to stand outside because that's where the customers
- 13:07Speaker 3: are gonna pull up at And it was just so annoying.
- 13:11Speaker 1: I hated it. What about.
- 13:15Speaker 3: So we were Our first job ever was baggers at
- 13:18Speaker 3: the Commissary out east, like for a military personnel. It's
- 13:23Speaker 3: like a grocery store that's only like military person can
- 13:27Speaker 3: go there.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no taxes on it. You didn't like that job?
- 13:32Speaker 3: Nah?
- 13:32Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 13:33Speaker 3: I even like uh backing up they ship and taking
- 13:36Speaker 3: into the car like a motherfucking slave bitch, Like I
- 13:39Speaker 3: don't love that job.
- 13:41Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy that job. It was literally that was
- 13:44Speaker 1: my least favorite job.
- 13:45Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say, but I don't really have jobs.
- 13:48Speaker 1: That I hated so much. Like all my other jobs
- 13:51Speaker 1: were cool.
- 13:52Speaker 3: That job was like I used to be in that breakroom,
- 13:55Speaker 3: knocked the fuck out, Like I didn't like it that
- 13:58Speaker 3: you lazy my words?
- 13:59Speaker 5: Job?
- 14:00Speaker 2: Uh Mmm, I done had some jobs.
- 14:03Speaker 1: I done had some jobs.
- 14:05Speaker 2: I always I always just go back to audies because
- 14:08Speaker 2: I feel like they tried to work me like I love.
- 14:13Speaker 7: They do be ringings out of all them audit baby.
- 14:17Speaker 2: I thought I was about to be sitting in that
- 14:18Speaker 2: big bouncy chair just ringing stuff up. No, you were
- 14:21Speaker 2: working like you're at Amazon at audience. I quit after
- 14:25Speaker 2: a couple days, y'all. And it was my friend Mama.
- 14:27Speaker 2: It was my friend Mama that got me on the job.
- 14:28Speaker 2: My friend was so.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Mad at me.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did I do any fast food jobs? Taking shake?
- 14:35Speaker 1: What about you have? You always worked the same jobs
- 14:38Speaker 1: I did? Not worked.
- 14:40Speaker 2: We've worked with she was I had hello fast food jobs.
- 14:45Speaker 2: The first job was McDonald's, making six fifty five an hour.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Six five girl.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what state minimum in Indiana is still
- 14:53Speaker 2: like seven twenty five.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what you should have been making sixt
- 14:56Speaker 1: sixty five. This was when I was in high school
- 14:58Speaker 1: six fifty five. Big he was a prisoner.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Seventy twenty five because I was getting paid seven twenty
- 15:08Speaker 3: seventy five.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Anymore, it's still I know you fucking want him by
- 15:15Speaker 1: now well, I got pay seven twenty five.
- 15:18Speaker 3: I thought it was minimum wage working at Libby Lou
- 15:20Speaker 3: y'all remember Livy Libby.
- 15:22Speaker 2: Yeah you said here here in pomp remember for me
- 15:26Speaker 2: running in all the store stilly. Yes, girl, that's where
- 15:30Speaker 2: I saw you out the mud I.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Was meant to be. Yeah, I knew. I knew my
- 15:41Speaker 1: musta is real thick back then.
- 15:42Speaker 2: Yes, you moved.
- 15:45Speaker 4: The funk out the way.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Maybe you have some of the fires dresses and wedges
- 15:49Speaker 1: on deck.
- 15:50Speaker 3: Baby, I'm some b beach, just out some I got
- 15:53Speaker 3: some BB wedges, break out.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Where are BB wedges?
- 15:58Speaker 2: Who we said it was on the wedges said was
- 16:00Speaker 2: gonna do kitt Hens. We got to get together and
- 16:01Speaker 2: get it together. I do the wedges over the kitting
- 16:03Speaker 2: Heill's not gonna hold you.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Yeah. So I did McDonald's. I did churches chicken. I did,
- 16:12Speaker 1: did you get working at churches? I used to be
- 16:14Speaker 1: a little round ye okay, the money butter biscuits. Soon
- 16:17Speaker 1: as they came out, I put some honey on them.
- 16:19Speaker 1: The chicken tender. Our sister worked for.
- 16:21Speaker 3: Like how long, like probably like four years, and she
- 16:25Speaker 3: then she wasn't she the manager At one point when
- 16:27Speaker 3: I say she used to like feed the whole family,
- 16:30Speaker 3: like come home with churches every day and.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Go to the drive through, She'll give you what you want, like.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Shout out looking at somebody in a family who worked
- 16:40Speaker 2: at I really want her to go back to churches
- 16:42Speaker 2: me too.
- 16:44Speaker 1: The hell motherfuckers want to level their life.
- 16:48Speaker 2: I don't know, but I do want to talk about
- 16:50Speaker 2: something that's making me a little sad.
- 16:52Speaker 1: What So you know how last episode I was trying
- 16:55Speaker 1: to be like if I was a man, I date
- 16:57Speaker 1: younger too. You said that Wash was out of trauma ship.
- 17:01Speaker 1: You're a girl dating younger who he ain't even that young.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Trop But it's just because my heart was really broken
- 17:09Speaker 2: about little Wayne and this little girl twenty three years old.
- 17:12Speaker 2: She's twenty three years old, and I'm just like I
- 17:16Speaker 2: want to be a pick me like and she's from Cocomo, Indiana.
- 17:19Speaker 1: She's a cute.
- 17:20Speaker 2: He could have came up a little bit further and
- 17:22Speaker 2: got the fan his number one thing.
- 17:25Speaker 1: That I don't know my Coco North right, Yes, okay,
- 17:32Speaker 1: that's what I thought. I said, come up with past castle.
- 17:34Speaker 1: You said, come up to us.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Oh it's above us, right, get it together, bar, I
- 17:42Speaker 2: can't go to college.
- 17:43Speaker 1: How you spelled note l e g. Never trad to week?
- 17:50Speaker 1: What's the other one? That's that ib ship? Oh good,
- 17:56Speaker 1: that's where my memory is. What's another one? Though? Never
- 17:59Speaker 1: entertain this workshop? Okay, yeah, that was what we came
- 18:03Speaker 1: up on. Never enter sentus workshop. Never eat traded weed?
- 18:08Speaker 1: What was yours? Never ever smoke weed? What you learn about?
- 18:15Speaker 1: Never eat? So I've heard that one. Well, y'all know,
- 18:17Speaker 1: I was so bad.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Don't even they can't even say I PS didn't do it.
- 18:20Speaker 2: I probably just wasn't there when they did it. I
- 18:23Speaker 2: hated geography absolutely was the easiest fun.
- 18:27Speaker 3: I don't want to drive planes some time in my geography.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Class y'all, this nigga.
- 18:35Speaker 7: No cute class yard know that's this.
- 18:40Speaker 3: Dude he played because they he had the projector going,
- 18:44Speaker 3: and why this dude got on the the teacher's computer
- 18:47Speaker 3: and played Two Girls, One Cup.
- 18:49Speaker 1: When the teacher stepped out and I don't know who
- 18:52Speaker 1: told on a nigga but I don't remember.
- 18:56Speaker 4: And got.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Leboca. We had to. We had to. It's Dubai.
- 19:09Speaker 7: It's out the mone for real.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Yes, you don't know what you know?
- 19:15Speaker 7: What is really young?
- 19:18Speaker 1: What do girls do when they go to Dubai? You're
- 19:20Speaker 1: gonna say it out loud anymore? Mhmm, huh okay, good
- 19:29Speaker 1: moving along. Have y'all seen it?
- 19:32Speaker 4: Well you saw it?
- 19:33Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 19:34Speaker 7: Outside of that.
- 19:36Speaker 1: I believe so, I've never seen it. I wanted to
- 19:39Speaker 1: know it. Talked about on Twitter. That was crazy. I've
- 19:44Speaker 1: only heard of it. Lord, we're gonna get canceled.
- 19:49Speaker 7: Don't do it.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Don't do it. We're gonna get you said you only
- 19:52Speaker 1: heard about the Little Wayne situation. No, he talked about
- 19:54Speaker 1: in the song, didn't he?
- 19:55Speaker 3: I don't care he had a two Girls one cup.
- 19:58Speaker 3: I don't care about what he had. How was y'all's fourth?
- 20:04Speaker 1: It was? It was great, amazing. Look, I'm literally had
- 20:07Speaker 1: the best fourth. Should invite me over? I don't have
- 20:11Speaker 1: you didn't have nothing. Yeah, we should have checked it.
- 20:15Speaker 2: Looks like me and Rainny would have been Oh God,
- 20:17Speaker 2: be so happy to see your girl. Yeah.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been a time. Oh my gosh, girl.
- 20:22Speaker 3: And we had so it was so much food cooked,
- 20:25Speaker 3: so much food. You well, I was on green beans,
- 20:29Speaker 3: douty baked beans, douty potato salad, duty greens as well.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Okay, you did the greens. I helped with them, Okay,
- 20:38Speaker 1: I contributed, Uh huh. We also had grilled chicken, grilled
- 20:43Speaker 1: chicken wings, grilled I.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Mean hot dogs, grilled brides.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Y'all know.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Chop was on the macause and my Shi was hidden.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Yeah no, it's very like, yeah, you popped your ship. Yeah,
- 20:59Speaker 3: Chop pulled up with that motherfucking sack. I was like.
- 21:04Speaker 1: TENNSI, I wasn't ready. That's the thing.
- 21:12Speaker 3: We had a so when we found out my sister
- 21:15Speaker 3: and my brother in law, he usually will bring the
- 21:19Speaker 3: fireworks and Kiki Yo gets some from used to bring
- 21:24Speaker 3: some too, But when I found out my brother in
- 21:26Speaker 3: law wasn't coming no more, I'm like.
- 21:28Speaker 7: Dang, somebody gotta be a nigga in the family.
- 21:33Speaker 1: Dog ship.
- 21:34Speaker 3: We was having dog shit okay, literally, Like I was
- 21:37Speaker 3: so surprised that ship you brought was very very heavy.
- 21:40Speaker 3: It looked like the show, but in real life, like
- 21:43Speaker 3: so close because the show, you know you're gonna see
- 21:45Speaker 3: you at the park or whatever, downtown or whatever, so
- 21:48Speaker 3: you got room to like record. Like the ship was
- 21:51Speaker 3: right on top of us. So I'm like, wow, this
- 21:52Speaker 3: ship looks.
- 21:55Speaker 2: But I'm from the hood. So in the hood, the
- 21:58Speaker 2: normally the street guy go crazy. They get you halls
- 22:02Speaker 2: full of fire and stuff like that.
- 22:03Speaker 1: So we have.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Until they started getting get the throwing candles at people
- 22:11Speaker 2: literally almost yeah, they play hair started sizzling, like, oh.
- 22:18Speaker 1: My gosh, oh my god.
- 22:19Speaker 3: Speaking of the fourth y'all, Barbie, my sister pull to
- 22:23Speaker 3: you yesterday, what bro okay, let me put.
- 22:26Speaker 1: My drink down.
- 22:27Speaker 3: So our cousin came, of course, and his baby mama
- 22:31Speaker 3: was there and she's pregnant, so you know, we had
- 22:36Speaker 3: the vibes, the liquor, the hookah, the food, everything. So
- 22:40Speaker 3: my sister was like holding her hookah down or whatever,
- 22:43Speaker 3: and the baby mama was like, can.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I hit your hookah? She's clearly pregnant, y'all.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Why did I say it's a pull of me? Wait,
- 22:51Speaker 3: I'm getting that, So she's clearly.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Go ahead was.
- 22:56Speaker 3: Smoking hookah, used was anyway, So she's like, and I
- 23:00Speaker 3: hit your hookah?
- 23:01Speaker 1: Girl, tell me what my sister was like, let me
- 23:04Speaker 1: ask Chad GPT because girl, what know? So listen?
- 23:10Speaker 3: So she asked, yaw, she asked chat GPT in front
- 23:13Speaker 3: of her. She said chat was like chess says, they
- 23:18Speaker 3: don't recommend. So no, I can't let you hear. So
- 23:24Speaker 3: Ben left fast forward in the night right and she
- 23:28Speaker 3: was waiting for my cousin in her car or whatever.
- 23:31Speaker 3: And he's just like telling us by and hugs and
- 23:33Speaker 3: kisses and all that before he could out. Girl, So
- 23:36Speaker 3: we like, you know you have made mama wanted to smoke,
- 23:39Speaker 3: hit the hookah or whatever.
- 23:41Speaker 7: Why would y'all tell.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Literally like you need to make sure she don't hit them?
- 23:51Speaker 3: Like literally, like so, but tell me why our little
- 23:55Speaker 3: cousin his little sister was on the phone with her
- 23:57Speaker 3: at the time. I want to face time with her
- 23:59Speaker 3: because she's calling like where's where's your brother?
- 24:03Speaker 2: Yes, you damn snitches, but no, she needed to be
- 24:08Speaker 2: told on I don't care literally because why was she.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Trying to hit the hit the hookah? Six months pregnant?
- 24:12Speaker 3: But his big mama is young though, because I was
- 24:18Speaker 3: a team mom, I wouldn't even pop up talan all.
- 24:21Speaker 3: But I saw your Your pregnancy was easy because we
- 24:23Speaker 3: didn't even drink back then. But did y'all drink winder
- 24:26Speaker 3: and pregnancy or anything like, Yeah, it's like just turn
- 24:30Speaker 3: it off.
- 24:30Speaker 1: For nine months. It ain't that deep.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you get into We was but we
- 24:35Speaker 2: was like this generation kind of left out because I'm
- 24:39Speaker 2: talking about we was all drunk.
- 24:41Speaker 3: It was so fun, like that was the best fourth
- 24:44Speaker 3: that we ever had. And we overcame some family drama
- 24:46Speaker 3: and everything. It was a couple of people, wasn't there who.
- 24:49Speaker 1: Came who overcame family drama?
- 24:50Speaker 3: I'm saying we had some some drama com okay and no,
- 24:56Speaker 3: but it was like the best If I would have
- 24:58Speaker 3: known you wasn't.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Like in the time of your life. Yeah, just started
- 25:01Speaker 1: inviting me to everything. Sure, okay, Sure.
- 25:03Speaker 2: So when I was pregnant though, Like how I actually
- 25:07Speaker 2: found out that I was pregnant.
- 25:09Speaker 1: I cry when I watched like TV shows and movies
- 25:12Speaker 1: and stuff like that.
- 25:13Speaker 2: So I was watching I think it was called made,
- 25:15Speaker 2: and it was like a moment she was happening with
- 25:17Speaker 2: her daughter.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Came out yes, Oh my gosh, it's like that was
- 25:22Speaker 3: a minute ago, but it seems not that long ago.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's when I found out I was pregnant.
- 25:27Speaker 2: I was watching the series. I was in Texas.
- 25:29Speaker 1: I was watching so many different series. I was watching
- 25:31Speaker 1: the series.
- 25:32Speaker 2: It was like a little moment and I broke and
- 25:33Speaker 2: when I say boohoo, when I I felt the mom.
- 25:36Speaker 7: Bar, I was, oh my god.
- 25:40Speaker 2: I got up and I took a pregnancy test. I
- 25:42Speaker 2: was like, that's so, that's all.
- 25:45Speaker 1: That is crazy. That's because she was pregnant.
- 25:48Speaker 3: The boy, that girl, she was going hard for her.
- 25:51Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, but you've never seen you're gonna have
- 25:54Speaker 3: to tap. I feel so very left you have. It's
- 25:56Speaker 3: kind of a boring show, but it's also it resonates.
- 25:59Speaker 1: With single mother with single mothers.
- 26:02Speaker 2: I wasn't single mother then though, but I mean maybe
- 26:04Speaker 2: because my mom was, Oh god, they're gonna eat this
- 26:06Speaker 2: ship up, you bitch. Your mom's a single mom. You're
- 26:10Speaker 2: a single mom. You're destined to be single fever. But
- 26:14Speaker 2: speaking of that, that just made me.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Think, like what it was like the saddest movie death.
- 26:20Speaker 1: That's so easy.
- 26:21Speaker 3: I was just gonna say Fossa was sad, literally nothing sadder.
- 26:25Speaker 1: I was. Have you all seen the live action Lion King.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Remember the stars, Like you killed your father and he's
- 26:34Speaker 3: like trying to make his daddy get up and stuff,
- 26:36Speaker 3: and then he guilt trips him into running away.
- 26:40Speaker 7: Are Aniga, like that's your brother?
- 26:45Speaker 1: It was people acting like it. No the live action one.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, No, I didn't watch that one just
- 26:50Speaker 1: said as the Yeah, no, I haven't seen it.
- 26:56Speaker 7: You gotta watch it watching.
- 26:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna watch it with him. Green is gonna
- 27:00Speaker 2: be like Lion's gonna.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Talk move Selena, Selena, Selena Jack from Titanic.
- 27:11Speaker 1: This damn bitch you taking them say something?
- 27:14Speaker 3: Damn I can't get from.
- 27:21Speaker 1: My see.
- 27:22Speaker 2: I know about this movie. It's called they made it.
- 27:25Speaker 2: They remade it again. It was yeah, shoot her or
- 27:30Speaker 2: something like that, but it had a real name. I
- 27:32Speaker 2: can't remember what it was, but like it was, he
- 27:35Speaker 2: was like this sniper and he was though bullshit.
- 27:37Speaker 1: They came and they attacked his house.
- 27:38Speaker 2: He got killed everybody off, got into the house, grabbed
- 27:42Speaker 2: his wife, and somebody shot through the window and shot
- 27:45Speaker 2: his wife. Wow, he was right there and he just
- 27:49Speaker 2: screamed and he went, but he literally ended up killing him.
- 27:51Speaker 2: The dude knew his ass was grassed. He moved into
- 27:54Speaker 2: like the middle of.
- 27:55Speaker 3: Nowhere and he called him and was like, movie, yeah,
- 28:01Speaker 3: get put on Nate from Harry Potter.
- 28:04Speaker 1: When he died, Oh yeah, that was fucked up. I cried.
- 28:08Speaker 3: But as far as cartoons, Carl from the Walking Dead
- 28:11Speaker 3: when he.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Died, as far as you just see the movie up,
- 28:18Speaker 2: that was so sad.
- 28:19Speaker 1: When his wife, it was sad. I cried. I cried
- 28:23Speaker 1: a lot.
- 28:24Speaker 3: I don't have attention to movies a lot. I'll just
- 28:26Speaker 3: be on my computer and it's just the background. Even
- 28:28Speaker 3: when Anna Elsa's parents when we saw the backstory of
- 28:31Speaker 3: their parents from Frozen, that was so with Cocoa, when
- 28:35Speaker 3: cocam I'm sorry, y'all, why would you do my nigga
- 28:40Speaker 3: like that?
- 28:40Speaker 1: Also Pocahontas, how would you Cocoa?
- 28:45Speaker 3: Literally she chose the white man over the fine as
- 28:48Speaker 3: Indian men.
- 28:50Speaker 1: Bro. He wasn't Indian, he was native.
- 28:52Speaker 3: I'm disappointed, Cocoa, But aren't they Pocahontas. I've seen Pokhonas.
- 28:57Speaker 3: I just don't remember the movie the man that her
- 28:59Speaker 3: daddy wanted her to Mary, he got shot.
- 29:02Speaker 2: No, But would y'all rather mind someone that cries during
- 29:06Speaker 2: movie or somebody that recites all the.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Lines crist Honestly, I'm.
- 29:12Speaker 1: One of them. I will recite some ship.
- 29:14Speaker 3: But honestly, if you get irritated by that, then I'm
- 29:16Speaker 3: gonna shut up.
- 29:17Speaker 1: I'm gonna do both.
- 29:18Speaker 3: My thing is just the only thing that irritates me
- 29:21Speaker 3: is if I cried during a movie, I'm a cancer.
- 29:24Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna cry. Don't call me out.
- 29:27Speaker 7: Don't be like you over here experience that.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Cry during the movie.
- 29:41Speaker 7: Are you mind your business and just watch the movie?
- 29:44Speaker 1: No?
- 29:44Speaker 2: Just grab her hand during movie, malk nothing has made
- 29:48Speaker 2: you like y'all know what is so funny?
- 29:50Speaker 1: The first movie my daughter ever cried on? Hilarious? What
- 29:55Speaker 1: movie was it? Et? That's cute? Eat? Okay?
- 30:01Speaker 3: Speaking of which, what is the type of movie that
- 30:04Speaker 3: will make you cry the quickest? Anything that has to
- 30:08Speaker 3: do with like kid, if it's something tragic going on
- 30:12Speaker 3: with like parenthood kids.
- 30:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say that, And then like Romance, I'd
- 30:17Speaker 2: be like, Romance, don't do it for me?
- 30:19Speaker 1: Really, sister ship does it for mister daughter? Dad? Stuff
- 30:25Speaker 1: does it for me? Will make me cry? That's like
- 30:28Speaker 1: mother mother daughter. Stuff makes me cry, That's what I'm saying.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Kids ship like parents and kid and yeah, well and
- 30:38Speaker 3: sister ship for sure.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Movies music I want to did y'all see the bow
- 30:43Speaker 2: Wow tiny disk.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Oh it was so died too.
- 30:49Speaker 3: There was a lot of bro went blue, no, no,
- 30:55Speaker 3: no blue, what was sad? But also went p let
- 31:00Speaker 3: bluebird way saturdask than David.
- 31:03Speaker 1: What he's like, miss you, my buddy, my buddy, Yes,
- 31:11Speaker 1: miss oh, he's popping his ship.
- 31:16Speaker 2: He killed it, okay, Mount Swipe swipe period.
- 31:23Speaker 1: He liked it.
- 31:25Speaker 3: You like Barbie ship though, Yeah, yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 1: He switched the wardrobe. That was my bow Wow. Romeo.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Back in the day, Romeo was a Romeo No looks
- 31:46Speaker 3: wise Romeo. I loved me some Romeo like his catalog
- 31:50Speaker 3: though of course.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Romeo really I was. I was, I bit a little whore.
- 32:00Speaker 1: I liked it the most.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Okay, remember you said you didn't like my post when.
- 32:07Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, her that from Nashville.
- 32:13Speaker 1: That video you put it up and we say you
- 32:18Speaker 1: like it because we're here. You said it's out ship
- 32:23Speaker 1: you we watched it together. Mount.
- 32:27Speaker 7: You still didn't like it.
- 32:31Speaker 1: But maybe ball woll played that. It was so fire.
- 32:36Speaker 1: It went into like the b ET Awards.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Did y'all tap into the BET Awards?
- 32:42Speaker 1: The money look?
- 32:46Speaker 2: The best look to me would have to be Tianna
- 32:49Speaker 2: Taylor always goes crazy, but I liked it.
- 32:52Speaker 1: The baby's outfit he had like a little.
- 32:56Speaker 3: You need me to see til you talking about the
- 32:59Speaker 3: girls you know down Downlandria.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Oh, yes, she had a yellow dress on giving. She
- 33:07Speaker 1: she's a reality star from one. She's from Love Island. See,
- 33:10Speaker 1: I'm not tapped into.
- 33:11Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all need to watch that ship because the girlings
- 33:14Speaker 3: be running us and they want us to talk about
- 33:15Speaker 3: Love Island.
- 33:16Speaker 2: Well you, I guess, okay, you talk while we're on
- 33:21Speaker 2: the topic.
- 33:21Speaker 1: I think lot looked amazing, but go ahead.
- 33:24Speaker 3: No, I was just saying, Love Island, we should talk
- 33:27Speaker 3: about it.
- 33:28Speaker 1: There's so much.
- 33:31Speaker 4: To you to be to.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Everybody black, Save me where it's black at Take me
- 33:39Speaker 1: to the Grammy, take me where to love it?
- 33:42Speaker 3: And Drea and Lex they were there.
- 33:46Speaker 7: Fires Uh.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Yes, she had on a dress where y'all.
- 33:53Speaker 7: Remember that dress that I wore.
- 33:58Speaker 3: It was like and my boobs kept like like Drea
- 34:03Speaker 3: had on a dress similar to that. But I think
- 34:05Speaker 3: it was green if I remember correctly. I don't know,
- 34:08Speaker 3: maybe I made that up, but anyway, she was like
- 34:10Speaker 3: it looks and a real and like holding her dress together,
- 34:13Speaker 3: and the comments were all like, why is she holding
- 34:15Speaker 3: her dress?
- 34:16Speaker 1: Why is she hurting her.
- 34:18Speaker 3: And it's like, bitch, it's obvious why she's holding her
- 34:21Speaker 3: dress and Jackson.
- 34:23Speaker 1: And then they're all like, why would you wear that dress?
- 34:25Speaker 3: Like bitch, If I planned on wearing this dress twenty
- 34:28Speaker 3: event then that was my plan.
- 34:31Speaker 7: Obviously, I'm not thinking nothing.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Is going to go wrong or girl have a wardrobe
- 34:39Speaker 1: malthfunction walking around.
- 34:41Speaker 3: She just you just never know what might happen, especially
- 34:44Speaker 3: when you're bluptuous and kurby and stuff.
- 34:46Speaker 1: And I'm just like, these comments are pissing me off.
- 34:49Speaker 1: You're never going to beat the comments. You're never gonna
- 34:52Speaker 1: be ignoring me.
- 34:53Speaker 3: I'm like, bitch, Obviously she didn't know that she would
- 34:57Speaker 3: like her dress. Wouldn't stand.
- 35:00Speaker 4: Comment, it's gonna be a comment.
- 35:02Speaker 1: But would y'all be on a little hell no, you
- 35:05Speaker 1: gotta kiss too much?
- 35:06Speaker 3: That should be grossing me out. Also, this season, they
- 35:09Speaker 3: like this new season they French kiss too fucking much.
- 35:14Speaker 3: But last season they didn't tongue each other down as much,
- 35:18Speaker 3: and I appreciate that there was more.
- 35:19Speaker 1: They pecked a little bit more, But I would do it.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Y'all know how I get. When I get on what
- 35:24Speaker 3: I get on, I make a nigga.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I forgot trying to get some heads.
- 35:29Speaker 3: So you're gonna be under the covers grinding, and I.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Just Love Island, ain't ain't.
- 35:36Speaker 3: It's just like if you're a baby mama on the
- 35:39Speaker 3: Love Island, It's like, it's like what it's like you
- 35:46Speaker 3: gotta be like, yeah, so you see that kid over
- 35:50Speaker 3: there and then they're like, yeah, it's a kid. Literally
- 35:53Speaker 3: pissed me, Like yeah, so.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Literally, y'all.
- 36:00Speaker 3: And so it was a guy this season who had
- 36:04Speaker 3: a kid, but last season it was a girl who
- 36:06Speaker 3: had a kid. And when I say she was like
- 36:08Speaker 3: telling her connection breaking into him that she had a kid.
- 36:11Speaker 3: When I say she was like breaking into him so slowly,
- 36:15Speaker 3: and she waited so long. I'm just like, bitch, are
- 36:18Speaker 3: you proud to be a mill for naw? But anyway,
- 36:21Speaker 3: when she finally told him and then his reaction, I'm like, damn, bitch,
- 36:24Speaker 3: you act like she told.
- 36:25Speaker 1: You that she was a motherfucking man. What I'm telling you,
- 36:30Speaker 1: I know I can't go. I ain't got no place
- 36:32Speaker 1: on it with no kids.
- 36:34Speaker 3: Really, look, do y'all live a totally different life than us? Like,
- 36:37Speaker 3: do y'all look at a big Oh my gosh, I
- 36:41Speaker 3: got to eat like your.
- 36:42Speaker 1: Own limits like you guys.
- 36:44Speaker 3: She was so cautious and so careful like and even
- 36:47Speaker 3: when she told that nigga, she told him he couldn't
- 36:50Speaker 3: tell anybody else type shit like but it probably she
- 36:54Speaker 3: told him she's in a competition and nobody if nobody
- 36:57Speaker 3: else has.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Kids, like, but do they act like it was like
- 37:00Speaker 1: a bomb drop? It's just like it's not. I don't know.
- 37:02Speaker 3: We live different lives because we actually have kids. But
- 37:05Speaker 3: how do you view a girl who has a kid?
- 37:08Speaker 1: Crab legs he.
- 37:10Speaker 3: Probably cool with one, but if you got multiple, it's like,
- 37:12Speaker 3: hold on, bitch?
- 37:13Speaker 1: Is he like bitches? So I'm confused.
- 37:17Speaker 4: The most the most kids a girl ever had, that
- 37:20Speaker 4: I'll mess she only had like two?
- 37:22Speaker 3: Mm, that's cool, that's cool, yeah, because I'll be quick
- 37:25Speaker 3: to telling they like, how many kids?
- 37:27Speaker 1: You gotta be? Like three? But no, I heard from
- 37:32Speaker 1: what you want to do? I heard from.
- 37:36Speaker 2: And he was just like he prefers dating women that
- 37:39Speaker 2: do have kids. He said, there's ship's more together. They
- 37:42Speaker 2: actually cooking with kids, they're actually cleaning, They got they
- 37:45Speaker 2: understand responsibilities, they don't have as much time.
- 37:47Speaker 1: They're not in your face. He said, he prefers dating
- 37:50Speaker 1: a woman that has kids. I heard a lot of
- 37:51Speaker 1: men say that I prefer with.
- 37:53Speaker 3: Kids, and unless you are a dedicated stepdad.
- 37:56Speaker 1: I swear to God like it's some niggas with no
- 37:59Speaker 1: kids that's like a dedicated step dad. I love that,
- 38:03Speaker 1: I said, dedicated stepdad.
- 38:06Speaker 3: This man used to I had one of my He
- 38:09Speaker 3: used to like because I work nice shift, so I
- 38:11Speaker 3: would be sleep all day. He would wake up and
- 38:14Speaker 3: he would feed the kids like he.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Would be like, yeah, they already ate. He would take
- 38:18Speaker 1: them places with him. That's nice period.
- 38:21Speaker 3: And then as likes it's so much easier to penetrate
- 38:26Speaker 3: a girl heart like how they'd be like, oh, way too.
- 38:29Speaker 1: A nigga hurd is through food.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Like a mom, like care about my kids, asking about
- 38:34Speaker 3: my kids, you know, like help me with my too soon.
- 38:39Speaker 2: But yeah, I seen a post on there he was like,
- 38:41Speaker 2: y'all try to trying to fuck on their Mama, you
- 38:43Speaker 2: gotta literally be like interested in the kids will being
- 38:46Speaker 2: as well, Like you know, I don't know that that's
- 38:49Speaker 2: the big son in New Jays, but that's been one
- 38:52Speaker 2: of the biggest.
- 38:55Speaker 3: One time I was with this nigga was the first
- 38:57Speaker 3: nigga I ever sucked with. After I put my baby
- 38:59Speaker 3: Dady of the New Jordans, I was like.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's the kids be going.
- 39:07Speaker 7: They be god diggers, just like you.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Can you make him your boyfriend?
- 39:12Speaker 5: Job?
- 39:13Speaker 7: My daughters say that about guys, ain't that.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Because they'll be like where'd you get this?
- 39:18Speaker 3: Or like will be I'll be like, yeah, no, such
- 39:21Speaker 3: and such handled it?
- 39:22Speaker 1: We bro?
- 39:23Speaker 3: You know, we here because of Wootie Woop, Like can
- 39:26Speaker 3: you make him your boyfriend?
- 39:29Speaker 1: My kid told me one time, She's like, can you
- 39:31Speaker 1: be my step dad? I'm my girl? You go digger, bro?
- 39:35Speaker 4: You know what.
- 39:35Speaker 1: It's so funny though.
- 39:37Speaker 3: One time my son said to me, because you know
- 39:40Speaker 3: how you be spending a block or whatever and I
- 39:42Speaker 3: was like yeah, and it was like, so are you
- 39:45Speaker 3: still so? Who's that calling your phone? Is this such
- 39:47Speaker 3: and such? You still such and such or whatever? And
- 39:50Speaker 3: I was like yeah, you know that's just my eggs.
- 39:52Speaker 3: My son gonna say, well, I think you need a
- 39:55Speaker 3: new ex boyfriend is crazy?
- 39:58Speaker 1: What is wrong with about Oh damn? He like, uh,
- 40:02Speaker 1: you don't have a boyfriend, do you. I'm like, don't
- 40:05Speaker 1: make me tell on myself. I got five of them
- 40:07Speaker 1: a girlfriend. What youre talking about me? Don't do me.
- 40:10Speaker 7: Like we're the parts.
- 40:15Speaker 4: Said that, I don't know.
- 40:16Speaker 1: My con is super random.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Because they never see you kissing nobody. That's why this
- 40:21Speaker 3: is talking like that. I just I just asked my
- 40:24Speaker 3: kids last night. I'm like, do y'all think i'd be
- 40:28Speaker 3: having boyfriends? And they were like no, And I was like,
- 40:31Speaker 3: you just who's the last boyfriend you? Who do you
- 40:35Speaker 3: think was my last boyfriend? And they said this guy
- 40:38Speaker 3: from twenty twenty two And that's just because that's the
- 40:42Speaker 3: last guy they saw me like they didn't. I don't
- 40:46Speaker 3: think they saw me kiss on, but like me just
- 40:48Speaker 3: like in the mix with come on in the mix.
- 40:52Speaker 4: I think that's how the bucket like kissing and all
- 40:56Speaker 4: that stuff.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of, but like a little healthy relationships.
- 41:08Speaker 3: I had guys that like like probably like two guys
- 41:11Speaker 3: and I'll be like, you gotta finish this before they
- 41:16Speaker 3: get up for yeah, like and they'll sneak out and
- 41:19Speaker 3: stuff and they be like, I just love that about you,
- 41:22Speaker 3: Like that is so nice that you're keeping like your
- 41:25Speaker 3: kids perspective of you intact.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because I'm really unhurted. I'm just kidding.
- 41:32Speaker 2: Because I'm because I'm really But with us being on
- 41:39Speaker 2: the podcast, being on the platform, I think that I
- 41:42Speaker 2: need to be more conscious of the things that I say.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Oh, y'all, we all so remember I told y'all about Jeff.
- 41:49Speaker 1: I said something about.
- 41:50Speaker 2: The loop up under the pillow with the girl and
- 41:52Speaker 2: I was like, her, her mom failed her. And I
- 41:55Speaker 2: was like, you know what, her mom and her grandparents
- 41:57Speaker 2: fail her. And I was like, you know what, that's
- 41:58Speaker 2: not nice. People have issues to where they have to
- 42:01Speaker 2: use lube and I'll be reapy and.
- 42:04Speaker 1: She she probably just needs hormone therapy.
- 42:06Speaker 3: And the thing is like they have convinced us that
- 42:08Speaker 3: we need that estrogen will increase your risk of cancer.
- 42:13Speaker 3: There's like a recent study that that's actually not true.
- 42:16Speaker 1: And you can get like.
- 42:19Speaker 3: Hormone therapy like at our age, like before you even
- 42:23Speaker 3: get to pre menopause, perimenopause, like hormon therapy, like, bro,
- 42:27Speaker 3: I've been feeling, Oh, I hate that this is.
- 42:30Speaker 1: So girly, like I've been like hella fatigued earlier.
- 42:33Speaker 3: And I know it's related to my hormones because it
- 42:35Speaker 3: couldn't be anything else.
- 42:37Speaker 2: I said, I wanted to go get my hormone steps
- 42:38Speaker 2: out because I was like, there's.
- 42:39Speaker 1: No reason you just don't like people like this.
- 42:41Speaker 3: It's for real, that's what men don't understand, Like we
- 42:47Speaker 3: be going through some stuff that we can't explain and
- 42:50Speaker 3: you don't understand, like and so our hormones be super
- 42:54Speaker 3: out of balance and so hormonal therapy like it'll.
- 42:58Speaker 2: Help us through that. To go get a check it out?
- 43:01Speaker 2: But to what made me even think about it? Because
- 43:03Speaker 2: on the Joe Budden podcast they were talking about how
- 43:06Speaker 2: he goes and buys gallons of.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Loop and I was just like, wait, why all right,
- 43:11Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why he does,
- 43:13Speaker 1: but that was crazy.
- 43:15Speaker 2: Though they knew the brandy, you know the price of
- 43:18Speaker 2: the gallon.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Have y'all or anal? But damn you real thing on
- 43:26Speaker 1: that natural loop.
- 43:29Speaker 7: Ant?
- 43:31Speaker 1: Mother? Do that with anal? Yes you can. I don't
- 43:40Speaker 1: know you had this room.
- 43:44Speaker 3: I literally can't count on one time ever.
- 43:52Speaker 1: With one nigga too nigga.
- 43:54Speaker 3: Like, but if you really but if you really get
- 43:57Speaker 3: into antal like it's like you probably like a.
- 44:01Speaker 4: Lot of girls say that burst.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Faster than.
- 44:06Speaker 3: They don't get so not even creamy, but it'll get
- 44:12Speaker 3: so slippery like once you get there.
- 44:14Speaker 1: But that's the thing. You gotta you gotta, you gotta
- 44:17Speaker 1: really relax. You gotta be moubed up. And you I
- 44:21Speaker 1: never enjoyed it ain't y'all because you haven't got there.
- 44:23Speaker 1: You some loops fit? No, what are we doing?
- 44:26Speaker 7: I don't know what this fit?
- 44:28Speaker 1: Just give me a no, ma'am. Like the next day
- 44:41Speaker 1: he said I'm cracking up.
- 44:42Speaker 3: I'm like, why he said, because I hit you with
- 44:44Speaker 3: the baby on and you started twerking. I'm like, are
- 44:50Speaker 3: you supposed to dokking?
- 44:53Speaker 1: Okay, look at our proof? Yes, her head Like if
- 45:04Speaker 1: he's spraying, what are you? That's so hilarious.
- 45:12Speaker 2: But I was just watching that they be roasting themselves
- 45:15Speaker 2: on the on the Joe Button podcast.
- 45:16Speaker 1: But I'm like, are you are you just leaving it out?
- 45:20Speaker 1: Like why do they know? Is it getting it sent
- 45:22Speaker 1: to the studio?
- 45:22Speaker 3: I ain't never pulled up on a nigga or I
- 45:26Speaker 3: ain't never a gallon of loop.
- 45:27Speaker 1: I would be so scared. I'm like, why loop was?
- 45:30Speaker 7: I ain't gonna hold y'all.
- 45:31Speaker 1: I don't know if we can say this bleep it
- 45:33Speaker 1: if we can't. I thought loup was in the straps. Uh,
- 45:39Speaker 1: it's for everybody. It's for all the rainbow, all the
- 45:42Speaker 1: all the rainbow, off the rainbow, an inclusive, all inclusive.
- 45:47Speaker 1: You used a little before for what? Man? So yeah,
- 45:51Speaker 1: what you use it for?
- 45:53Speaker 7: Okay?
- 45:54Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god, that was so that sounds so
- 45:57Speaker 3: that you know that beleeve it.
- 46:00Speaker 1: He doesn't have to cut you donkey. You couldn't say
- 46:03Speaker 1: donkey on here. It was consensual.
- 46:05Speaker 2: It was.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Ship show.
- 46:09Speaker 2: But I was just thinking, would y'all be embarrassed? It's like, okay,
- 46:11Speaker 2: so we're on the podcast. We talked about hold on wait.
- 46:14Speaker 3: Speaking a little one time when I was pregnant, right,
- 46:16Speaker 3: you know how people just be stealing ship out the
- 46:18Speaker 3: hospital or whatever.
- 46:20Speaker 1: Mm hmm, well us our people. We was at like
- 46:23Speaker 1: a prenatal people.
- 46:25Speaker 3: Okay, we were a prenatal appointment, right, and then they
- 46:28Speaker 3: left the bluebout. So my day I got a question,
- 46:32Speaker 3: was this your team pregnancy or your growing up, grown
- 46:35Speaker 3: up pregnancy.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Okay, so like boom.
- 46:38Speaker 3: They they left the lubut right, and so my baby
- 46:41Speaker 3: dad he must have grabbed it, and it was just
- 46:43Speaker 3: like it was just like fun. We just because I
- 46:46Speaker 3: was young at the time, and we was just like you.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Jacked him off in the hospital.
- 46:51Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no, maybe I did,
- 46:54Speaker 3: I don't know, but anyways, we took it home, right, and.
- 46:56Speaker 1: So boom it was on the floor. Mind you.
- 46:59Speaker 3: I had to go to work and the maintenance man
- 47:02Speaker 3: had to come. It was something going wrong with our
- 47:05Speaker 3: fucking toilet, bro And then so they were like, yeah, okay,
- 47:08Speaker 3: so we'll go and look at it or whatever. They
- 47:11Speaker 3: walk through our bedroom. I get home later on, I'm like,
- 47:15Speaker 3: the lube is like sitting right in the middle of
- 47:17Speaker 3: the floor, right in front of the bathroom. I'm like, damn,
- 47:19Speaker 3: these motherfuckers think I got dry pussy.
- 47:23Speaker 2: But no, I would rather have dry pussy than a
- 47:25Speaker 2: little dick. Because you can get lube, you can't buy inches.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Facts.
- 47:29Speaker 3: Amen, Amen, sister, you gotta go get that procedure and
- 47:33Speaker 3: then you might not feel shit.
- 47:37Speaker 1: All right.
- 47:41Speaker 7: And your gun.
- 47:42Speaker 3: Can you remember when we was in high school, and
- 47:44Speaker 3: the stuff used to call us a bun bitch.
- 47:46Speaker 1: What's that we used to the bun was our goal
- 47:52Speaker 1: to what I do is done to stix in my butN.
- 47:55Speaker 1: That's how really.
- 47:56Speaker 2: I'm glad y'all brought up here because I've been loving,
- 47:59Speaker 2: and I know be here gonna laugh at me.
- 48:01Speaker 1: I've been loving the froze. I was at the pool
- 48:03Speaker 1: and this girl came and it was just like blown
- 48:05Speaker 1: out and it was big, and she was little with
- 48:07Speaker 1: fatigue and it was so just like she looked it
- 48:09Speaker 1: so good. I love the big froze. I love the
- 48:12Speaker 1: curly froze. It looks good. I'm natural, not roll bounce.
- 48:19Speaker 4: About the frow.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Yeah, look up a beautiful fro. Look up a beautiful
- 48:26Speaker 1: like a fro. And here I am.
- 48:30Speaker 4: I'm cool off the frow.
- 48:32Speaker 1: Look it up. Look it up. It's a beautiful for me, guys,
- 48:36Speaker 1: I love it. Look up some big look at her fro.
- 48:38Speaker 1: That's Jamie Fox daughter.
- 48:40Speaker 2: I think she Yeah, she's young, she's seventeen, so we're
- 48:43Speaker 2: not gonna do too much.
- 48:43Speaker 1: But her fro is beautiful. It's big, it's cray.
- 48:46Speaker 3: I wanted so I saw this girl. She had a
- 48:48Speaker 3: blind fro, and I was like, oh, by Sunday, I'm
- 48:51Speaker 3: gonna do one of the curly wild fro looks, right
- 48:55Speaker 3: because I can do that. Yeah, It's just would take
- 48:58Speaker 3: a little bit of work, but I didn't have.
- 48:59Speaker 1: To I wanted.
- 49:02Speaker 3: A few weeks ago, I had a ponytail in and
- 49:04Speaker 3: one of the comments was like, ponytails fire.
- 49:07Speaker 1: That was the day we just got off the red.
- 49:09Speaker 3: And I just threw a ponytail with a swoop and
- 49:12Speaker 3: I ain't even try to treat my curls.
- 49:14Speaker 2: My favorite hair stuff for girls that have like, look
- 49:16Speaker 2: at those, those are beautiful. The buzz down during the
- 49:19Speaker 2: middle kind of throwing me off like that, yeah, all
- 49:22Speaker 2: the way to the right.
- 49:23Speaker 1: It's crazy. That's something will Smith daughter. But the beautiful
- 49:27Speaker 1: froze are beautiful. That's beautiful, Like, yes, I love.
- 49:32Speaker 3: It, but it's just like I feel like, man really
- 49:35Speaker 3: love like straight hair, like the eurocentric look, and it's
- 49:39Speaker 3: hard for me because I be wanting to keep my
- 49:41Speaker 3: hair curly and I want to make my patterns and
- 49:45Speaker 3: not straightening too much. And then sometimes I'd be like, oh,
- 49:48Speaker 3: I feel like maybe they'll think I'm cuter if it's
- 49:53Speaker 3: beautiful definitely.
- 49:56Speaker 1: My curls already ruined. Now like a different steady. We
- 50:01Speaker 1: literally do we do.
- 50:02Speaker 2: I was getting dressed the other day and I was like,
- 50:04Speaker 2: Kiki said, I got a centric style.
- 50:08Speaker 1: No, let me tell you what these motherfuckers said.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Mac said from the beginning of the show to now,
- 50:12Speaker 2: you're dressing a lot better, I said, mouth, I was depressed.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Keeping gonna say. You wasn't depressed. You just couldn't dress.
- 50:18Speaker 7: I remember that Bars.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Why are you fucking up?
- 50:23Speaker 3: Bar?
- 50:24Speaker 7: But ain't easier to dress.
- 50:26Speaker 3: In the summersping, she's blossoming and your hair.
- 50:30Speaker 4: I don't know what you did the little the little
- 50:32Speaker 4: curls come up.
- 50:33Speaker 1: Yes, it's cute, it's thank you. Oh you do kidding?
- 50:45Speaker 1: Did she goes? She tripped? Y'all be making me stumble
- 50:48Speaker 1: and I tripped and I stumble? What's that song? Stumbling? Tricking?
- 50:53Speaker 1: Not that song? It's falling? Why am falling? And it's
- 50:59Speaker 1: not that this is like a more sultry song, is it, Scott?
- 51:05Speaker 1: I don't know. I do listen to I can't think
- 51:10Speaker 1: of it. A lot of nothing's wrong with it at all.
- 51:14Speaker 2: So this is not a last call confession. But this
- 51:16Speaker 2: is someone that reached out to me, and we kind
- 51:20Speaker 2: of have like a heated sh We didn't even have
- 51:22Speaker 2: a heated debate because sometimes I don't be liking handles.
- 51:26Speaker 1: I'm so excited for the candids.
- 51:27Speaker 3: I got four and there's only three of us. Do
- 51:30Speaker 3: y'all care if I think two or bitch molk can
- 51:33Speaker 3: take one?
- 51:33Speaker 1: F right? Yeah, came to leave one here, Let's leave
- 51:40Speaker 1: one here.
- 51:42Speaker 2: Listen, so this is what comes up. It wasn't me,
- 51:45Speaker 2: so he was acting for he was. We were just
- 51:47Speaker 2: trying to have like a conversation rather and he was
- 51:50Speaker 2: just basically like he was talking to He was talking
- 51:53Speaker 2: to his guys about how like someone like Drake will
- 51:57Speaker 2: never find love just because anybody.
- 51:59Speaker 1: That's going to be for him is going to be
- 52:01Speaker 1: after his money.
- 52:02Speaker 2: And I was just like, I don't like to rage
- 52:05Speaker 2: bait men, but I be just wanting them to like
- 52:07Speaker 2: understand what we're talking about.
- 52:11Speaker 3: All we want, but y'all listen to misunderstandings like with earplugs,
- 52:18Speaker 3: like the people who be.
- 52:19Speaker 1: In our comments like this.
- 52:20Speaker 3: One guy said, not to disregard y'all's experience or whatever,
- 52:25Speaker 3: but all men aren't broke, like bro We are speaking
- 52:28Speaker 3: on our experience, just like how we know a lot
- 52:34Speaker 3: of men experienced women who are broke or begging women.
- 52:39Speaker 3: We have experienced something similar to that too with men.
- 52:44Speaker 7: So it's like we're not overgeneralizing men.
- 52:47Speaker 3: We're just speaking on our experience exactly and for whatever reason,
- 52:52Speaker 3: what we attract.
- 52:53Speaker 1: I don't know why I attract broke niggas. I don't
- 52:56Speaker 1: know why.
- 52:57Speaker 2: It irritates me, you know, and it's because you are
- 53:01Speaker 2: a track niggas too, broke niggas.
- 53:05Speaker 1: I know exactly why she loved good Dick. She loved
- 53:10Speaker 1: good Dick. It's the truth.
- 53:15Speaker 3: That's like, listen, if you put chops chops total pole, no.
- 53:20Speaker 1: Good Dick is at the top, big Dick. Try to
- 53:23Speaker 1: come out on.
- 53:26Speaker 7: Good Dick Dick. I know.
- 53:31Speaker 3: It's not like.
- 53:34Speaker 7: This is an exaggeration.
- 53:36Speaker 1: It's all up, yeah, whatever, it's all right. I appreciate
- 53:46Speaker 1: a good dick all that. Y'all.
- 53:48Speaker 3: Niggas try to come for me in the comments because
- 53:50Speaker 3: I said, I want a nigga.
- 53:52Speaker 1: To contribute, right, because there's this bitch on here, like
- 53:56Speaker 1: it is cool.
- 53:57Speaker 3: You know, that's cool because you know that good dick
- 54:00Speaker 3: with a nigga probably not at the.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Top of this, but let me know, five is not equal.
- 54:05Speaker 1: It's not broke nigga.
- 54:07Speaker 7: But in real life, in real life.
- 54:09Speaker 1: She really means broke nigga.
- 54:11Speaker 3: But I do not. Oh my mama, I'm talking. I'm
- 54:16Speaker 3: a nine to five, her bitch. But let me say this,
- 54:19Speaker 3: Let me say this. I said, if you do that,
- 54:22Speaker 3: I said, nigga.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Okay, are you I say? I said broke? Okay, you're
- 54:31Speaker 1: a nine to five, So.
- 54:33Speaker 7: How can I be talking about broke niggas?
- 54:35Speaker 1: But I can't make my point? All right? Cool?
- 54:37Speaker 7: So I say it based on.
- 54:40Speaker 1: Lies, Okay, no slander will be tolerated. Okay.
- 54:43Speaker 3: So I said, you gotta contribute. If this will say
- 54:46Speaker 3: y'all did gotta be nine inches? It want a little
- 54:49Speaker 3: eliminadd more of y'all niggas than when I said you
- 54:52Speaker 3: gotta contribute, you didn't say it.
- 54:56Speaker 1: But I know that's not where I live. That's not
- 54:59Speaker 1: what I So what's the smallest shield?
- 55:01Speaker 2: Go?
- 55:02Speaker 1: Oh? Probably like six?
- 55:05Speaker 3: You want.
- 55:07Speaker 7: Where's your thing? Where's your Mike?
- 55:09Speaker 1: Where's your measured?
- 55:12Speaker 2: Sorry Michael, Mike was walking around with a thing on
- 55:16Speaker 2: his hip, a measuring That's what I was saying.
- 55:20Speaker 1: Sheill, guys, Yeah, six inches. I'm cool with what six
- 55:24Speaker 1: inches looks like. I promise, I pinaky promise. Okay, this
- 55:29Speaker 1: went totally.
- 55:30Speaker 3: She really tried to act like so and the people
- 55:34Speaker 3: on TikTok they thought they clipped us up. And of
- 55:37Speaker 3: course he thought I was putting smut on nine to five. No,
- 55:40Speaker 3: she wasn't talking about broken and she was talking about
- 55:42Speaker 3: regular droppers. There's the difference between a broke ass man
- 55:46Speaker 3: and a nine to five because I've had a broke
- 55:49Speaker 3: ass man. I ain't even never even had a man
- 55:52Speaker 3: with a job. You had a nine to five, y'all, I.
- 55:55Speaker 1: Pack your lunch, honey.
- 55:56Speaker 3: I would be cool with good dicks sold.
- 56:04Speaker 6: So I'm.
- 56:08Speaker 1: So, what are we talking? Okay?
- 56:09Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you pay for the dates? Yeah, I
- 56:13Speaker 3: gotta pay for the dates, right, So that means like,
- 56:23Speaker 3: if you're in your masculine I feel like you're going.
- 56:25Speaker 1: To make sure you pay for the dates. Yeah, type ship.
- 56:29Speaker 1: And then when do y'all decide to pay for the
- 56:31Speaker 1: dates on your birthday?
- 56:33Speaker 3: Ye?
- 56:34Speaker 1: Special occasions or I got you, let me run your bath.
- 56:40Speaker 1: Whatever you desire, what you do?
- 56:43Speaker 4: What's the lyrics?
- 56:45Speaker 3: Say?
- 56:46Speaker 2: So I said? We both have said I aspire you
- 56:52Speaker 2: said I supply you know, we said, I said, I supply?
- 56:57Speaker 1: Who not?
- 56:58Speaker 4: You can't pay for a couple of days?
- 57:00Speaker 3: Yeah, on your birthday, nigga like like so's it's like
- 57:05Speaker 3: if it's like if ibody want to touch at the.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Studio, that's my ship.
- 57:16Speaker 5: For you.
- 57:17Speaker 7: I go to like the ram in spy. After I
- 57:19Speaker 7: get off.
- 57:20Speaker 1: Work, I'm getting some food. I'll bring it home for the.
- 57:23Speaker 2: Whole You're also cooking, nobody exactly, Nobody say not giving
- 57:27Speaker 2: us credit for cooking and buying the grocery a lot
- 57:30Speaker 2: more to taking on the date. Me cooking putting my
- 57:32Speaker 2: love into this fool bond.
- 57:33Speaker 1: These grocery.
- 57:38Speaker 3: I feel like, if the girl buys all the groceries
- 57:41Speaker 3: and she cooks them, why can't you pay for all
- 57:43Speaker 3: the day?
- 57:46Speaker 1: Okay, are more expensive than the date. Mabe.
- 57:54Speaker 3: I just got off work. I'm about to grab some
- 57:56Speaker 3: hbaichi takeout. I'm for everybody and being honest, the girl
- 58:02Speaker 3: pays for the groceries, cooks the food, and whenever it's
- 58:04Speaker 3: takeout she's buying, you take it. It's very similar when
- 58:10Speaker 3: it's genuine, Like if we're all out and we all
- 58:13Speaker 3: get some drinks, it don't make no sense for us to.
- 58:17Speaker 1: Have three different checks like a motherfucker.
- 58:21Speaker 3: Like I could be like, oh I got it this time,
- 58:24Speaker 3: you know, and then next time you might have. It's
- 58:27Speaker 3: the same type of vibe when you're in a relationship,
- 58:30Speaker 3: like oh I got it, bab, like it's no big deal,
- 58:33Speaker 3: like when people just sit there and count pockets and
- 58:37Speaker 3: count favors.
- 58:38Speaker 1: I don't like accounting favors as bitch or man period.
- 58:45Speaker 7: I don't like, I know you will pay her back
- 58:48Speaker 7: for coffee?
- 58:49Speaker 1: Might you a lie?
- 58:51Speaker 3: Why would you like you have? Bro, I've literally offered
- 58:58Speaker 3: to pay you back for coffee. That's is how my
- 59:00Speaker 3: brain works. But I'm not even talking about friends. Friends
- 59:02Speaker 3: don't matter. I'm talking about my nigga like I'm going
- 59:06Speaker 3: to count. I'm talking yeah, yeah, because we tell you
- 59:13Speaker 3: I'm not counting favors with my friends, is what I'm saying.
- 59:17Speaker 3: I'm definitely counting to be Like, yeah.
- 59:20Speaker 1: So I bought that white castle last night. You are
- 59:23Speaker 1: a lighter.
- 59:24Speaker 7: Why would you just make.
- 59:28Speaker 3: Swiped my car for y'all's white castle last weekend?
- 59:32Speaker 7: I said she.
- 59:35Speaker 1: I was like, It's not like I'm gonna be.
- 59:38Speaker 7: Like, oh you all me.
- 59:39Speaker 1: I just want you to know it's cool, y'all.
- 59:42Speaker 7: I got it.
- 59:44Speaker 1: In my head.
- 59:44Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this bitch is a ball bout it
- 59:50Speaker 3: like that you really got hey, because this bitch don't
- 59:54Speaker 3: needn't She don't sign up to pay for much at all?
- 59:57Speaker 1: Like why would you play with me? Okay? So we
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: talked about dates, like when you pay to date, I
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: actually pay for more than her. Okay, she does?
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: That is a ballface.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: I lives are set up. She she is not.
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: And it's like the way her life is set up,
- 1:00:21Speaker 7: she can't.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: Benefit me outside of monetarily because because he used to
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: catch a.
- 1:00:27Speaker 7: Bus at your house, bro, you can't.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: My house right now.
- 1:00:30Speaker 7: They're not one of.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: The man's Okay, listen, So when we're talking about dates,
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: who are you talking a burden?
- 1:00:40Speaker 7: Are you saying she's a burden? That's my that's my question.
- 1:00:46Speaker 7: You said what I'm saying, she feels like she feels
- 1:00:50Speaker 7: ill cooked that food yesterday and she's eating food house?
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Did I did bring up.
- 1:00:58Speaker 7: The shephip with three hundred four?
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Y'all were like kept going on her pounder. The girl
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: what you said bullied her? Okay, please listen, let me
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: use your stage name. Yes, please do. Okay, So we
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: talked about paying for dates. When do y'all bring out
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: what do y'all feel like the perfect time is to
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: bring out the lingerie when you're time. So like I'm saying, like.
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: First date and first time we first day, but say
- 1:01:43Speaker 7: it's only take.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: That one date to get those good girls. They just
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: want that one day. I think that that's crazy. Yeah,
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: So at what point in the relationship do you bring
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: out the launderie? But I don't know because it might
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: be a little embarrassing. What if you don't like it?
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: You know, what if he's like like like, what if
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: he's like, oh, you're me an extra? Like once I
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: realized this guy that got from the past liked it,
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: I was like, oh.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to turn this bitch because it's fun.
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: I used to dance, so I got all this ship.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: In coves, you know.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but are you saying out that ship? Yes, bro,
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: I'm talking about I'm like, I'm like, I'm like you
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: can no, He's like, no, it's cute. I don't want
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: to ripoldold.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: It's pizza span Dix.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: What about for you, Kiki? How soon are you bringing
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: out the launderie? First? Time we cracked. We can do that,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: but I don't know because it's a difference. Get a
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: feel for him. It's a difference between lingerie and a
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: nice penny and brawl.
- 1:02:49Speaker 7: St right exactly, So where are you going and what
- 1:02:53Speaker 7: feels a little extra.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: I'm gonna hold you if I feel like I might
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: get cracked tonight, I'm gonna definitely wear Imagine brown penny
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: in my whole house.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: About to be speaking Spain.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: You don't be mined matching, you'll be mismatching on the
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: no no, no, nigga, honestly, really cute pennies. If you
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: don't got a brawl on because they like.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: That to thumb throng. Do y'all your house all think
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: y'all might get cracked?
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: Yep.
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: If I think I might get cracked, yes, if I
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: think I might get great, yes, But I ain't been
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: cracking nothing.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: So baby, listen here.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: Caelium, It's cool you coming here. I'm gonna be like,
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: I don't care if I think I'm gonna get cracked.
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: It's gonna be like when the mother could come in randomly.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: That's when you go from like I'm just a girl,
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: I'm just a single ma I'm a single mom, a
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: single mom who works too.
- 1:03:59Speaker 4: Don't find the niggas your house and y'all think y'all
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: gonna fut.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: No, you're coming in, You're getting at them, draws el Roy,
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: We're pulling.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: I feel like nigga invites you themselves to your house
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: before you invite them.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: Last kids, last call, confession, what we got? What's up? Girls?
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I love y'all.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: Keep doing what y'all doing, but I need y'all help.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: So let me just start off by saying, I know
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: this man's nickname.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Y'all got it. I know this man's nickname, but I
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: cracked him and I don't know his real name. How
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: do I ask? Now? Because we're months in wait until
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: you drunk and it just be like, so, what's your
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: name again? Why didn't call your mad dog?
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: How you spelling? I'm thinking about getting it tatted? So
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: how do you spell your real name?
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: That was? That was?
- 1:05:05Speaker 7: That was? Sleep?
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: Like you're still tell yourself?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't get your name, probably Kevin.
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: Because I forget, like, what's your what's your middle name?
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: What's your name? She would be like, okay, she said
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: her first name, middle name.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: If you excuse me.
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: If you say your middle name, they're probably gonna be like,
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: it's doesn't say the full name.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: But what if they.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: Like, send me your information, I'm about to look like
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: but also you'll know base his baby mama tetted throats.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: She spelled his name wrong when she teed, did so,
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: how do you spell your name again? Bab oh, I'm
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: trying to get that spelling right?
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: What's what?
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: Or you could be like, I don't know, but I've
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: gotten I doesn't and I'd be.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: Like, yeah, so what what name you want me to
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: to them, like for a reservation or something like, say
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: you're about to make dinner reservations? And then be like,
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: I'm gonna give them your name? What name you want
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: me to give them? How about what's your credit card number?
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: While I pay for this? And how does the name read?
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Do you sound like you at work? Please do our
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: code switch in the host?
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: That's right.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Another thing I wanted to ask you guys, have you
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: ever made a man a meal that just was not
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: hitting that this stomach up My ship was hitting.
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: But I did his stomach up though it was I
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: don't know, it wasn't What was the meal? So the
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: meal was it was them sliders with the Hawaiian It
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: was like some sliders.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: I think it was the ground beef.
- 1:06:49Speaker 7: And the thing is where you hear it from, Probably
- 1:06:55Speaker 7: it wasn't. It wasn't the one in the plastic.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: It was the one.
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: It was probably like I do like the eighties something
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: percent lean. I don't know the percentages. What are you
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: supposed to get? I go for the higher lean.
- 1:07:11Speaker 7: But I fucking made it right.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: And the thing is like, I'm just like we on
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: FaceTime and so like he could see me making my plate,
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: making my kids play there.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: Da da da, and he's like, what you made? Da da?
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I just made some burger sliders,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Da da da?
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: And he like I didn't offer him no food. I
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: didn't want to take this man on food. And then
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: he's like, oh, bring me some because I was we
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: were going to see each other, so boom. I ended
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: up seeing him later and I gave him a plate
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: and then bro I'm there we sitting there, he started
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: busting it down right in.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: My face, like turn it up tighte shit. He's like,
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: ooh this shit good Da da da.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: Next day we talking, he was like, yeah, them sliders
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: that ship was good as fuck, but fuck my stomach up.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's so embarrassed. Really, anything I remember
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: it ain't.
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: I remember when I feel like men black men they
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: have very sensitive stomach reason.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: They was like, I don't. Yesterday was July fourth. I
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: took my kids. Wanted to take their dad a plate.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: I don't care about him anyways, they wanted to take
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: their dad to plate.
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: We took him a plate.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: He ate that ship. Bro Ten minutes later he in
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: a bathroom. I'm like, what is he didn't get poisoning? No,
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: he had a ship. Like, what is up with black
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: men in their stomachs? Regular battle movements? So why do
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: I rub my stomach like that? He should we cut that?
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: That was embarrassing.
- 1:08:54Speaker 7: But do y'all google before you even make it home?
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: No, depends.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Yeah, we definitely got a sister. She gonna regurgitate that ship.
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Depends on what I ate.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I've done that before. It was super
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: embarrassing that I just had to duck and die. One time,
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: you came over my house and you cooked and we
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: had salmon and some sides and all that. Right, he
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'm about to take my little bood
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: a plate or whatever, and I was like, we know
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: how we like our salmon. I'm like, throw that ship
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: in the up and for a little bit, like men
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: are a little like they are a little like.
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: Yeah, they wanted well done. They were everything well done.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Oh I want some sushi right now. That just made
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: me think of that. I never want a sushi date today.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: Let's do it, we can, let's do it. So I've
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: never messed up a man on top of cars, cars, baby,
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: I never fucked up a man's stomach. But I was
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: making some like catfish nuggets and instead of.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: Using like flour is hard, I used the andy seasoning
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: and so I had season did real good and then
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: put it in an indie season and it was overly salty.
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: He almost died.
- 1:10:07Speaker 7: Hey, life, that's embarrassing.
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: One time, when I was fucking ten, we was cooking.
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: We was cooking the pork chopped dinner, and even the
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: out of them pork, them motherfuckers tasted like the ocean. Yeah,
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: because I put way too much salt seasoning, salt on
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: the bitches.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: And my people. Still he was like, I don't. He
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: was making a face when he was eating it. He
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: was like, for show for show, good cook.
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: I definitely just ate this ship and it's it tastes
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: like the fucking Pacific, but he was so nice about it.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: I was fucking we were nine bro to be cooking.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: Por Chop said nine. It's crazy, But all right, guys,
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: thank you for tapping in with us.
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: Week.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: Another cocktail, some more kis, and we'll be right back
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: at it.
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: We love y'all.