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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you so much for
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- 0:45Speaker 1: Hey Ben, my name is No. It's weird. I saw
- 0:48Speaker 1: all of the preliminary forecasts and all that stuff, and
- 0:52Speaker 1: it seemed like it was really gonna be scary, and uh,
- 0:54Speaker 1: it was a little bit stormy, and then I slept
- 0:57Speaker 1: right through the worst of it. Um, I think I
- 0:58Speaker 1: must have been exhausted and storms kind of tend to
- 1:01Speaker 1: put me to sleep anyway. But I woke up and
- 1:04Speaker 1: luckily my neighborhood wasn't hit, but I know that some were. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:08Speaker 1: it was a system that moved through the state overall,
- 1:12Speaker 1: not just here in Atlanta. Super producer Casey Pegram, how
- 1:18Speaker 1: is your storm experience? Yeah, I mean I stayed up
- 1:20Speaker 1: late to just kind of keep an eye on the
- 1:22Speaker 1: radar and everything, because you know, tornadoes freaked me out.
- 1:26Speaker 1: But um, the worst of it kind of passed by
- 1:28Speaker 1: us here, so it was no big deal. Nice, Yeah,
- 1:31Speaker 1: this is uh, you know, peek behind the curtain. Casey
- 1:34Speaker 1: and I live walking distance from each other, so I
- 1:37Speaker 1: kind of had a good idea, or at least an
- 1:39Speaker 1: optimistic idea of how how your experience was. But but yeah,
- 1:43Speaker 1: even though the the hits keep coming, here in twenty
- 1:47Speaker 1: we are continuing to make episodes about weird, fascinating dare
- 1:52Speaker 1: I say, ridiculous people, places and events of the past.
- 1:57Speaker 1: And this one, this one is a weird one. This
- 1:59Speaker 1: is uh, this is a doozy nol. Do you want
- 2:02Speaker 1: to set the scene for us? Oh? Absolutely? Uh So
- 2:05Speaker 1: it's six thirty pm on the sixteenth of January in
- 2:09Speaker 1: the year seventeen hundred and forty nine. Uh. There's an
- 2:14Speaker 1: advertisement that has graced the pages of the General Advertiser,
- 2:18Speaker 1: a London newspaper, promising the most incredible magical performance anyone
- 2:25Speaker 1: has ever seen um at the Royal Theater. It promises
- 2:29Speaker 1: that this conjurer, which will get into the specifics that
- 2:33Speaker 1: differ between an illusionist and a conjuror and a magician,
- 2:36Speaker 1: would perform feats uh, such as being able to call
- 2:40Speaker 1: out the identity of any member of the audience that
- 2:44Speaker 1: might be wearing a mask that was of course optional. UH.
- 2:47Speaker 1: The notion that this conjurer would play UH music that
- 2:51Speaker 1: could sound like any instrument on an ordinary cane or
- 2:56Speaker 1: walking stick, that he would get donated to him by
- 2:58Speaker 1: a member of the audience, and that he could impersonate
- 3:02Speaker 1: or dare the advertisement pointed out UH took an even
- 3:06Speaker 1: step further become embody any person alive or dead. And
- 3:11Speaker 1: then the biggest claim of all that had people's imaginations
- 3:14Speaker 1: running wild, that this conjurer would be able to take
- 3:18Speaker 1: an ordinary UH wine bottle like you would see it
- 3:22Speaker 1: any any local pub and disappear into it. The language
- 3:27Speaker 1: used was climb into it. Yeah, that's that's true. That's
- 3:31Speaker 1: what was advertised, at least before we dive in. I
- 3:35Speaker 1: want to make maybe this is a disclaimer, maybe as
- 3:38Speaker 1: a confession. I want to make it known. I have
- 3:42Speaker 1: always had a deep instinctual UH distrust and dislike of
- 3:48Speaker 1: stage magicians. As a matter of fact, it's probably one
- 3:51Speaker 1: of the only biases I really have about humans. I
- 3:55Speaker 1: think they're smug. I think the smug and I don't
- 3:58Speaker 1: cott into it. But the show must go on, right,
- 4:02Speaker 1: And these claims that were made in this advertisement. Uh,
- 4:06Speaker 1: these claims hit home and people across London mobbed the
- 4:11Speaker 1: place trying to get into the theater. I think by
- 4:13Speaker 1: seven pm it was absolutely packed and there were still
- 4:16Speaker 1: people outside waiting to get inside. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 4:22Speaker 1: the demand was outrageous. Um. And this this, this, this
- 4:26Speaker 1: particular chronological account comes from an article on history extra
- 4:31Speaker 1: dot com. I think they might be taking a few
- 4:32Speaker 1: liberties with the timing, because, if I'm not mistaken, this
- 4:35Speaker 1: article or this advertisement would have been circulating for a
- 4:38Speaker 1: little bit longer than just the thirty minutes leading up
- 4:40Speaker 1: to the performance. But uh, whatever the case might be.
- 4:44Speaker 1: There was an announcement as people packed into this theater,
- 4:50Speaker 1: an announcement that the conjuror or or stage magician wasn't
- 4:55Speaker 1: it wasn't showing up and he wasn't there, and that
- 4:57Speaker 1: if anyone wanted to they could get their money back. Uh.
- 5:00Speaker 1: And this resulted in a absolutely massive riot. And somewhere
- 5:08Speaker 1: in the darkness of the theater, a very well to
- 5:12Speaker 1: do gentleman was looking on and snickering because he had
- 5:17Speaker 1: just won a pretty serious bet that he could fill
- 5:21Speaker 1: a theater by promising the gullible public. Uh. Impossible feats
- 5:26Speaker 1: that would be performed. So let's dive in for additional details.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Quite like the way the Vintage News dot Com sets
- 5:35Speaker 1: up this story. Magicians, they say, or conjurers are a
- 5:40Speaker 1: smaller subset of a larger thing, the street performing scene.
- 5:45Speaker 1: And you know what we say when we say magicians
- 5:47Speaker 1: or conjurors, sleight of hand? Is this your card? Holy smokes?
- 5:52Speaker 1: How did you guess that number? Even though that's more
- 5:54Speaker 1: in the range of mentalists. And these people, despite my
- 5:58Speaker 1: personal feelings about them, are are historically very popular. And
- 6:04Speaker 1: usually they would work in their own kind of circuits
- 6:08Speaker 1: or maybe they'd have their own kind of turf, sort
- 6:11Speaker 1: of like drug dealers today. Uh. Instead of you know,
- 6:14Speaker 1: they were solo acts. There would often be only one
- 6:17Speaker 1: magician in your town, and they wouldn't be part of
- 6:21Speaker 1: a larger network of performers. And because of this, uh,
- 6:27Speaker 1: there was a mystique surrounding them. They were they were enigmatic,
- 6:32Speaker 1: they were mysterious, and a lot of that is probably
- 6:34Speaker 1: a cultural descendant of earlier beliefs about hedge magicians, local healers,
- 6:43Speaker 1: or people who are alleged to be sorcerers. And this
- 6:46Speaker 1: popular perception is sort of Uh. I mean it's a
- 6:49Speaker 1: key piece of why the guy who makes the bet
- 6:53Speaker 1: is able to win the bet, because people still in
- 6:58Speaker 1: the mid seventeen hundred, it's you know, they might say, well,
- 7:02Speaker 1: I you know, magic, that's not real and these are
- 7:05Speaker 1: modern days of the eighteenth century. But then maybe in
- 7:08Speaker 1: private or maybe at home, they're like, I don't know.
- 7:11Speaker 1: I don't know though, because how did he know it
- 7:13Speaker 1: was my card? You know what I mean? Yeah, I
- 7:15Speaker 1: don't know. Ben. You and I kind of differ a
- 7:16Speaker 1: little bit on our feelings towards stage magicians. Yeah, like birds,
- 7:21Speaker 1: corvids are some of my favorite creatures. I know you
- 7:24Speaker 1: are a friend. You are a bird friend? Uh? There
- 7:26Speaker 1: should that would be like your native American nickname if
- 7:30Speaker 1: if you ever pulled the dances with wolves, you would
- 7:32Speaker 1: be Ben friend of bird Boland. Possibly that's just just
- 7:37Speaker 1: as my my particular idea there. But yeah, I know
- 7:39Speaker 1: I really like magicians and always have. Like I wouldn't
- 7:41Speaker 1: saw David Copperfield when I was a kid, and UM
- 7:44Speaker 1: really enjoyed that, actually met him and got him to
- 7:46Speaker 1: sign a poster and all of that. And I recently
- 7:49Speaker 1: um had the pleasure of going to the Magic Castle
- 7:52Speaker 1: in Los Angeles with with my kid, and it was
- 7:54Speaker 1: a really good time. I just you know, I I
- 7:57Speaker 1: kind of like the whole suspension of disbelief thing and
- 7:59Speaker 1: and not knowing and obviously I am armed with the
- 8:02Speaker 1: knowledge that magic isn't particularly real, and so I don't
- 8:06Speaker 1: necessarily wouldn't fall into the same boat as a lot
- 8:09Speaker 1: of these Londoners of the time who maybe in the
- 8:11Speaker 1: back of their mind we're like, oh, maybe there is
- 8:13Speaker 1: real magic. And I am distrustful of this individual because
- 8:16Speaker 1: of what you said about you know, the history of
- 8:18Speaker 1: things like hedge magicians and and wizards and conjurors, that
- 8:22Speaker 1: we're actually doing it for real. Um, So I'm able
- 8:25Speaker 1: to kind of put all that aside and just have
- 8:27Speaker 1: a good old time. But I definitely see where you're
- 8:29Speaker 1: coming from as well, Ben, But this um kind of distrust. Uh,
- 8:34Speaker 1: you can sort of take distrust and almost move it
- 8:37Speaker 1: into the realm of fascination. Distrust and fascination are kind
- 8:42Speaker 1: of two sides of the same coin, where um, you
- 8:45Speaker 1: can really work people into a frenzy by capitalizing on
- 8:49Speaker 1: on that suspicion and being like, well, I've got to
- 8:52Speaker 1: see this if it's true. The idea that that a
- 8:54Speaker 1: person could disappear into a bottle, that's crazy town. And uh,
- 8:58Speaker 1: I I need to know, just from my own out
- 8:59Speaker 1: of action for the safety of my community, if there's
- 9:02Speaker 1: someone like this out there. Um. And that is what
- 9:05Speaker 1: caused people to flock to the new theater in Haymarket
- 9:10Speaker 1: on that evening of January sixte of seventeen nine. Yep
- 9:15Speaker 1: I was thinking about how best to give the context
- 9:18Speaker 1: of the excitement the gripped the city. Uh. And the
- 9:22Speaker 1: best way that I could I spent some time thinking
- 9:25Speaker 1: about this. The best way I could describe it is
- 9:28Speaker 1: the way people on the internet have been reacting to
- 9:30Speaker 1: the Tiger King. Here in these are days of Quarrantine
- 9:34Speaker 1: that everybody knew about this upcoming performance. London was talking
- 9:41Speaker 1: about this everywhere, from the like the the elite gentleman's
- 9:46Speaker 1: clubs to your local pub. People were excited. And then
- 9:52Speaker 1: sometimes you'll see it described the bottle He's gonna jump in.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Sometimes you see it described as a court bottle, sometimes
- 9:57Speaker 1: as a wine bottle. And as people we're talking about this,
- 10:02Speaker 1: maybe it was a slow news day, maybe like uh,
- 10:06Speaker 1: like the Tiger King. Now, people just wanted something to
- 10:09Speaker 1: distract them. But either way you cut it, this is
- 10:12Speaker 1: a huge success. When we finally roll around to the
- 10:15Speaker 1: night of the show, remember there's not really such a
- 10:18Speaker 1: thing as a fire code in these days, the theater
- 10:22Speaker 1: is literally packed to the gills. Every place you could
- 10:26Speaker 1: put a person is taken up by a person. People
- 10:29Speaker 1: are standing, uh, people are waiting outside, you know, trying
- 10:33Speaker 1: to slip in uh by any means necessary. And it
- 10:38Speaker 1: rolls around to seven o'clock, right, the audience is waiting
- 10:42Speaker 1: there and a lot of these people, understand, have been
- 10:44Speaker 1: standing in this very packed crowd for a long time
- 10:48Speaker 1: and nothing crickets, casey, maybe get a cricket sound there.
- 10:51Speaker 1: There's not even like an opening act, right, No, there's not.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Um and people were already getting a bit restless. Uh.
- 11:00Speaker 1: The theater was over sold to the point where people
- 11:03Speaker 1: were like, I mean it was you know, there was
- 11:04Speaker 1: no air conditioning in these times. It was very uncomfortable.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Every single box seat, every single position in the pit
- 11:11Speaker 1: area and the gallery was taken uh. Standing room around
- 11:15Speaker 1: the edges was completely packed. And eventually a gentleman came
- 11:20Speaker 1: out onto the stage, a representative of the theater. Uh,
- 11:24Speaker 1: to the sound of groans and whistles and cat calls
- 11:28Speaker 1: and pounding canes and feet uh. And this person walked
- 11:32Speaker 1: out bowing uh and an apology UM, and said that
- 11:37Speaker 1: if the performer wasn't going to appear in the next
- 11:41Speaker 1: quarter hour, that refunds would be available at the door. Um.
- 11:45Speaker 1: And this was followed by another suscerous as you like
- 11:50Speaker 1: to say, been a hubbub, a commotion with groans and
- 11:53Speaker 1: hisses and cat calls and people mocking this poor hapless
- 11:58Speaker 1: sap that was just doing his job, literally shooting the messenger. Yeah,
- 12:02Speaker 1: my favorite part of this is this cacophony of groans
- 12:05Speaker 1: and his is is this. There's a guy who's in
- 12:08Speaker 1: the pit of the theater, so he's standing. There's a
- 12:10Speaker 1: guy in the pit who who decides the shout out.
- 12:12Speaker 1: He's like, if you pay me, double outcrowling, solidn't point bottle.
- 12:18Speaker 1: And then someone's like that guy, that guy's doing crowd work.
- 12:22Speaker 1: So he he bought. He bought a little time. Basically,
- 12:25Speaker 1: he bought a little time. People kind of got back
- 12:28Speaker 1: in good spirits, but that wasn't gonna last for long. No,
- 12:32Speaker 1: it only lasts for about fifteen minutes when people are like,
- 12:35Speaker 1: oh ha ha a tensions relieved. Before we continue, I
- 12:43Speaker 1: know it sounds like maybe we're making a big deal
- 12:45Speaker 1: about this, but before we continue, it's necessary to know
- 12:49Speaker 1: that the when when you hear the phrase theater crowd, uh,
- 12:55Speaker 1: we mean something very different in terms of socioeconomic status
- 13:00Speaker 1: and behavior. Because nowadays, when you hear like theater crowd,
- 13:04Speaker 1: you might think people going to Broadway, or people are
- 13:07Speaker 1: dressing up in suits and nice uh, nice outfits of
- 13:11Speaker 1: some sort and then they're having a dinner at a
- 13:13Speaker 1: nice restaurant or before No, no, no, not at all. Uh,
- 13:17Speaker 1: these places can turn ugly pretty quickly, and the crowd
- 13:20Speaker 1: back that is much more like what you would expect
- 13:22Speaker 1: out of out of a concert, you know what I mean,
- 13:25Speaker 1: than what you would expect out of your local theaters
- 13:28Speaker 1: production of Phantom of the Opera. Yeah. Yeah, And this
- 13:31Speaker 1: is definitely like there was all all this call and
- 13:34Speaker 1: response and audience kind of participation and much more of
- 13:37Speaker 1: just like you know, there was no decorum. This was
- 13:40Speaker 1: not like a white glove opera situation. This was very
- 13:43Speaker 1: much uh, a lot of the upper crust mixing with
- 13:47Speaker 1: the quite lower crust um and it was the great
- 13:50Speaker 1: equalizer was everyone was fascinated by the idea of of
- 13:53Speaker 1: what this uh, this magician conjuror was capable of, you know,
- 13:57Speaker 1: from dukes and and uh and royalty and relatives of
- 14:01Speaker 1: of such to the lowest peasants, you know. And the
- 14:04Speaker 1: tickets were not absurdly overpriced either, and this was something
- 14:07Speaker 1: that you know, you would pay a premium for the
- 14:10Speaker 1: box seats obviously, but down in the gallery as they
- 14:13Speaker 1: tall out of the pit, that's where the lower class
- 14:15Speaker 1: seats would would be. So that's also probably where the
- 14:18Speaker 1: uh these this riot that was about to take place
- 14:21Speaker 1: reached a fever pitch much more quickly with like the
- 14:24Speaker 1: you know, the swells up in the up in the logs,
- 14:27Speaker 1: the logs good or bad, I can never remember, uh,
- 14:30Speaker 1: up in the expensive seats, and we're able to make
- 14:33Speaker 1: a getaway much much more effectively. And that's exactly what happened. Yeah,
- 14:37Speaker 1: it's interesting point that out, and well because the upper
- 14:41Speaker 1: class actually started the riot or or set the spark
- 14:46Speaker 1: here because there was some guy, some some real winner
- 14:51Speaker 1: up in the boxes who after fifteen minutes or so
- 14:54Speaker 1: from that previous crowd work joke, he got bored or
- 14:58Speaker 1: he decided he would just stir the poe. Uh. He
- 15:01Speaker 1: threw a lit candle onto the stage, and this was
- 15:04Speaker 1: sort of like this was taken my this was this
- 15:09Speaker 1: was taken as an announcement to riot. I guess sure
- 15:11Speaker 1: seems like it. I mean it sounds like the equivalent
- 15:13Speaker 1: of like throwing a Molotov cocktail over the wall, you know,
- 15:17Speaker 1: like during like some kind of like armistice, you know,
- 15:20Speaker 1: really uh, you know, like setting the powder keg on fire.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Literally what a thing to do, you know, especially from
- 15:28Speaker 1: someone that was you know, it's coming from such a
- 15:30Speaker 1: protected position to pretty pretty lame, that's right. Noal So
- 15:35Speaker 1: the mob rises up like all at once. They're tearing
- 15:38Speaker 1: the seats from the floor, they're upending the benches. They
- 15:41Speaker 1: decide that they're going to destroy the theater, and you know,
- 15:45Speaker 1: mob mentality is is just an insane thing. I don't
- 15:49Speaker 1: know if you guys have ever been in like a
- 15:50Speaker 1: protest gone wrong or a riot that goes out of hand,
- 15:54Speaker 1: But people just start breaking stuff. It doesn't matter what
- 15:57Speaker 1: they're protesting. It's crazy. It's sort of like a much
- 16:00Speaker 1: more violent version of the way people react when somebody yawns,
- 16:04Speaker 1: you know, like everyone gets on board super quickly. It's
- 16:07Speaker 1: almost like this knee jerk reaction. That's what happened. There
- 16:10Speaker 1: was this you know, the sound of like women screaming,
- 16:13Speaker 1: and there you know, their dudes or escorts, uh just
- 16:16Speaker 1: clawing their way to get to one of these exits.
- 16:19Speaker 1: And again the people up in the balconies were much
- 16:21Speaker 1: more uh at an advantage here. Um. Soon there's you know,
- 16:26Speaker 1: everyone's just climbing over each other in fear of being trampled.
- 16:30Speaker 1: People are pulling up the seats, throwing it into the
- 16:34Speaker 1: fire on the stage. Essentially the curtain was pulled down
- 16:38Speaker 1: and ripped into shreds and made into like a weird
- 16:41Speaker 1: like flag that was hoisted up on a pole on
- 16:44Speaker 1: the stage. Um, all of the money that was taken
- 16:48Speaker 1: in which was you know, a sold out house. I
- 16:51Speaker 1: don't have a number as to exactly how many people,
- 16:53Speaker 1: but this sounds like a medium's level theater, which would
- 16:56Speaker 1: probably be in the you know, five hundred plus, I
- 16:59Speaker 1: would say, to have this kind of chaos going, maybe
- 17:01Speaker 1: even as many as a thousand. Um. Some of this
- 17:03Speaker 1: almost sounds like like an old style kind of Broadway
- 17:06Speaker 1: type theater or something on the West End. That you'd
- 17:08Speaker 1: see in London. All of that money is looted. Uh,
- 17:11Speaker 1: and the places just left in an absolute shambles um
- 17:16Speaker 1: with no one really to blame, no one to be
- 17:18Speaker 1: held accountable, right because these people are acting as a collective. Uh.
- 17:24Speaker 1: They also after they after they tear down everything inside
- 17:28Speaker 1: the theater, including like pulling down the boxes. After they've
- 17:32Speaker 1: done this, they've essentially gutted and dismantled the theater. And
- 17:35Speaker 1: then they carry all the stuff they broke down into
- 17:39Speaker 1: the street, and then they make a bonfire, and then
- 17:44Speaker 1: they put the curtain of the theater on a pole.
- 17:49Speaker 1: And then by the time the guards get there, they
- 17:51Speaker 1: can't really do anything. They just sort of warmed themselves
- 17:54Speaker 1: by the fire. But I misunderstood a little bit when
- 17:56Speaker 1: I was reading this material. I thought that they had
- 17:58Speaker 1: actually because the candle was on the stage, that maybe
- 18:01Speaker 1: there was a fire inside. But I think I got
- 18:03Speaker 1: a little carried away. It's true they took all this
- 18:05Speaker 1: stuff that essentially became the equivalent of like scrap wood
- 18:09Speaker 1: out into like a lame Misserabla style barricade in the streets.
- 18:13Speaker 1: They then set on fire and uh, and you know,
- 18:16Speaker 1: hoisted this flag not on the stage at all, but
- 18:18Speaker 1: in the street up around that fire. What craziness. It
- 18:22Speaker 1: seems like there must have been something else at play.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Do you think it was because they were just so
- 18:26Speaker 1: disappointed they weren't going to get to see somebody jump
- 18:29Speaker 1: into a bottle? Do you think they felt as though
- 18:31Speaker 1: they'd been had Maybe and they kind of knew that
- 18:34Speaker 1: it was too good to be true and that's why
- 18:35Speaker 1: they reacted so violently. Or are people at this time
- 18:37Speaker 1: just kind of wild animals that did crazy violent things. Yeah,
- 18:42Speaker 1: I was thinking about that because you know, a lot
- 18:44Speaker 1: of sociologists spend their lives studying how riots and outbreaks
- 18:51Speaker 1: of panic begin. And sometimes it's a it's a projection, right,
- 18:57Speaker 1: They're reacting to something that they can use as a
- 19:01Speaker 1: stand in for a real a real concern or or
- 19:06Speaker 1: another social pressure. So I was looking into seventeen forty
- 19:10Speaker 1: nine London and I didn't see, you know, like a
- 19:15Speaker 1: huge crisis that was happening. That doesn't mean that there
- 19:17Speaker 1: wasn't one. It could just mean that theater was a
- 19:20Speaker 1: very different thing back then. But we do know despite
- 19:24Speaker 1: the fact that there were, as you said, multiple socio
- 19:27Speaker 1: economic classes there, Uh, they all reacted the same way. Uh.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Newspapers started using this as a as a way to
- 19:39Speaker 1: ridicule the public and say things that the journalists and
- 19:43Speaker 1: comedians have said for years and years, which was that
- 19:46Speaker 1: maybe a person is smart, but people together are stupid. Uh.
- 19:51Speaker 1: And they went they went a little hard on the paint. Like.
- 19:53Speaker 1: They didn't just mention this in newspaper articles or in broadsheets.
- 19:56Speaker 1: They issued pamphlets that talked about how dumb the blake was.
- 20:01Speaker 1: They made fake articles explaining why the conjuror didn't show up.
- 20:05Speaker 1: It was kind of like they were doing like onion
- 20:07Speaker 1: articles about this basically. Oh man, some of these are
- 20:10Speaker 1: really funny. Can we read a few? Uh? My favorite
- 20:14Speaker 1: was the this this promises in appearance by the most
- 20:18Speaker 1: wonderful and surprising doctor benembe Zama Pongo occultist and body
- 20:24Speaker 1: surgeon to Emperor Mono Mungi Uh will perform on Saturday
- 20:28Speaker 1: next at the Little t in the Haymarket the following
- 20:31Speaker 1: surprising operations. First, he desires any one of the spectators
- 20:36Speaker 1: only to pull out his own eyes, which is suoned
- 20:40Speaker 1: as he uh, as these are the way this is
- 20:42Speaker 1: written is hard. Uh. As soon as he done, the
- 20:45Speaker 1: doctor will show them to any lady or gentleman then
- 20:48Speaker 1: present to convince them there is no cheat, and then
- 20:51Speaker 1: replace them in the sockets as perfect and entire as ever. Uh. Secondly,
- 20:57Speaker 1: he desires any officer or any other to rip up
- 21:01Speaker 1: his own belly, which when he has done, he, without
- 21:05Speaker 1: any equivocation, takes out his bowels, washes them, and returns
- 21:10Speaker 1: them to their place, without the person suffering the least hurt. Thirdly,
- 21:15Speaker 1: he opens the head of a j of p I'm
- 21:19Speaker 1: not sure what that means, takes out his brains and
- 21:21Speaker 1: exchanges them for those of a calf, the brains of
- 21:24Speaker 1: a bow for those of an ass, and the here
- 21:27Speaker 1: of a bully for that of a sheep, which operations
- 21:30Speaker 1: will render that person more sociable and rational creatures than
- 21:33Speaker 1: they were ever in their own lives. That's a really
- 21:37Speaker 1: long excerpt, and that's not even the whole thing like
- 21:40Speaker 1: it goes on. Um, I'm not gonna put you through it,
- 21:42Speaker 1: but that's that's like an example of how the how
- 21:47Speaker 1: the advertisements started shifting from because because I've been talking
- 21:51Speaker 1: about how they were making fake explanations what happened to
- 21:54Speaker 1: the guy, they double down and started making explanation like
- 21:57Speaker 1: making new fake things right, just like it on your article,
- 22:01Speaker 1: Like here's another magician. Can't wait to see what this
- 22:04Speaker 1: guy does. Right, And this one is just so beyond absurd.
- 22:09Speaker 1: It involves people like literally being so stupid as to
- 22:12Speaker 1: allow someone to pluck their eyeballs out or remove their
- 22:16Speaker 1: brains from their head and implies that if they put
- 22:18Speaker 1: the brain of a sheep back in there that they
- 22:21Speaker 1: would end up smarter than they were in the first place.
- 22:23Speaker 1: So this really is completely mocking the public. And you
- 22:26Speaker 1: can find more of this in the Paris Review uh
- 22:29Speaker 1: dot org article on the Great Bottle Conjurer hoax. It's
- 22:33Speaker 1: really really great. I love the Paris Review, by the way,
- 22:35Speaker 1: not to um go. I don't want to go on like, uh,
- 22:38Speaker 1: really lengthy excerpt here, but just for examples that you
- 22:41Speaker 1: can find in Paris Review. Uh, there's one guy says
- 22:44Speaker 1: he's gonna jump down his own throat. There's another guy
- 22:47Speaker 1: says I'm going to change myself into a rattle. And
- 22:49Speaker 1: then someone said I'm gonna shoot myself with two pistols,
- 22:53Speaker 1: once through my stomach and once through my brain. Uh
- 22:55Speaker 1: and and uh, you know that's the kind of trick
- 22:58Speaker 1: you can do, but you can only really do it once.
- 23:05Speaker 1: No one was really talking at first about how this
- 23:09Speaker 1: situation came to pass socio economic factors aside, what was
- 23:14Speaker 1: the origin of this. It turns out that this hoax
- 23:18Speaker 1: was all a bet. It was all based on a bet.
- 23:22Speaker 1: And even though people didn't really know what was happening, uh,
- 23:26Speaker 1: we learned through an artis with the help of an
- 23:29Speaker 1: article by Jerry Walton over at the Vintage News, that
- 23:32Speaker 1: there was a real story. People of London initially suspected
- 23:38Speaker 1: the theater manager, Samuel Foote, had perpetrated a hoax. Now
- 23:43Speaker 1: note here the theater manager is not the same guy
- 23:46Speaker 1: as the theater owner. That's a guy named John Potter.
- 23:49Speaker 1: He just gets the money from owning it. Both of
- 23:52Speaker 1: these dudes say they're innocent. They say there's somebody else
- 23:56Speaker 1: behind this. We don't know who it is. But he
- 23:59Speaker 1: made all the arrangements, he paid us, and then Potter.
- 24:03Speaker 1: I think Potter is worried that he might be the
- 24:06Speaker 1: victim of violence here because he says, look, if you
- 24:09Speaker 1: guys hadn't stolen the box of ticket receipts, I would
- 24:13Speaker 1: refund the cost for every single person in the audience.
- 24:16Speaker 1: He didn't even mention if you guys hadn't destroyed my theater,
- 24:19Speaker 1: I would refund it. Oh, I know that this is
- 24:21Speaker 1: the guy that got screwed in all of this, the
- 24:23Speaker 1: fourth small business owner. I mean, you know, no one
- 24:26Speaker 1: was injured in any of this. Um, I think the
- 24:29Speaker 1: worst thing that happened was there was a young nobleman
- 24:32Speaker 1: who slightly injured his chin um and also the brother
- 24:38Speaker 1: of the king at the time, the Duke of Cumberland.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Um was able to escape, but sadly lost his jeweled sword.
- 24:46Speaker 1: His jeweled sword, Ben. I mean, you don't want to
- 24:49Speaker 1: walk around with an undecorated sword like a Jabroni and
- 24:53Speaker 1: you imagine what people would say. You've got a certain expectation.
- 24:57Speaker 1: But here's the thing. We don't know for sure who
- 25:02Speaker 1: the culprit was, but we're like I would say, eighty
- 25:07Speaker 1: percent sure it was a guy named John Montague, the
- 25:10Speaker 1: second Duke of Montague. Uh. He he had the bona
- 25:14Speaker 1: fides for it. He was a known practical joker, right,
- 25:18Speaker 1: Uh he was. He He fit the profile of the
- 25:21Speaker 1: kind of prankster who would think this was worth a giggle. Yeah,
- 25:25Speaker 1: he was a known uh, sort of man child. I
- 25:30Speaker 1: guess there's a description of him by his mother in
- 25:34Speaker 1: law as um quote, having all the talents that lie
- 25:39Speaker 1: in things only natural and boys of fifteen years old. Uh,
- 25:43Speaker 1: and he at the time was about forty two years old.
- 25:47Speaker 1: He would occasionally, this is again from her account, get
- 25:50Speaker 1: people into his garden and wet them with squirts city
- 25:55Speaker 1: and invite people to his country houses, and put things
- 25:59Speaker 1: in beds to make them itch and twenty such pretty
- 26:03Speaker 1: fancies as these. What a guy. Here's why we think
- 26:08Speaker 1: that he was involved so earlier in the year, earlier
- 26:12Speaker 1: in seventeen forty nine now or a bunch of uh,
- 26:16Speaker 1: distinguished Englishmen that we're talking about human gullibility, right, about
- 26:21Speaker 1: how credulous people can be. And among them were the
- 26:25Speaker 1: Duke of Portland's, the Duke of Montague, and the Earl
- 26:28Speaker 1: of Chesterfield. This comes to us again from the Paris Review.
- 26:32Speaker 1: One of the dukes said something like, I will wage
- 26:36Speaker 1: of that letterman advertised, the most impossible thing in the world.
- 26:40Speaker 1: He will find fools enough in London to fill a
- 26:43Speaker 1: playhouse and pay handsomely for the privilege of being there.
- 26:48Speaker 1: And then accordingly, you know, apparently the Earl of Chesterfield
- 26:51Speaker 1: is like, for sure, surely if a man should say
- 26:55Speaker 1: that he would jump into a court bottle, nobody would
- 26:58Speaker 1: believe that. Uh. And they argued back and forth about this. Uh.
- 27:03Speaker 1: And apparently the Duke of Montague made a wager, you know,
- 27:06Speaker 1: if this guy existed. Now, I would not be surprised
- 27:10Speaker 1: if he had a show like Nathan for You or
- 27:13Speaker 1: Jackass or something. Uh And and people would watch it.
- 27:17Speaker 1: But that's that's what we think happened. We think it
- 27:19Speaker 1: was a bet that went wrong for the public but
- 27:23Speaker 1: went very very right for the Mary prankster, the Duke
- 27:26Speaker 1: of Montague. Yeah, but again, like his summer homes. And
- 27:30Speaker 1: this guy's like totally screwing over a small business owner.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I mean I call it a small business. I mean
- 27:34Speaker 1: obviously the it's a theater. Dude obviously had you know, means,
- 27:39Speaker 1: but totally annihilated this working gentleman's livelihood, you know, for
- 27:44Speaker 1: a lark. I mean, this guy seems like a real
- 27:47Speaker 1: piece of work if you ask me, the worst of
- 27:49Speaker 1: the worst of the upper class. And this really represents
- 27:52Speaker 1: the kind of flippant, you know, banality of evil kind
- 27:56Speaker 1: of thing. Uh. For his own amusement. Just watch in
- 28:00Speaker 1: the world burn because he's too bored to do anything
- 28:03Speaker 1: else And and the description from his mother in law
- 28:05Speaker 1: holds true. Yeah, you know, it reminds me of the
- 28:08Speaker 1: Bullingdon Club. Have you guys ever heard of the Bullingdon Club.
- 28:12Speaker 1: It's an elite dining club at Oxford University. Dining clubs
- 28:17Speaker 1: are you know just what they sound like. It's where
- 28:20Speaker 1: a social group gets together and they have dinner discussion.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Sometimes they have guest speakers. But the Bullingden Club is
- 28:26Speaker 1: different from the more prestigious dining clubs because they have
- 28:32Speaker 1: this practice where they would they were known for going
- 28:36Speaker 1: on these big banquets and then vandalizing the restaurants they
- 28:39Speaker 1: went to. And this is like not something where a
- 28:42Speaker 1: party gets out of hand. It's what they do because
- 28:45Speaker 1: they think it's a funny prank. They also like they
- 28:49Speaker 1: they're really hoity toity. Membership is super expensive and uh,
- 28:54Speaker 1: super exclusive. The one thing they do that makes it right.
- 28:58Speaker 1: One of the reasons Bullington is tinue for so long
- 29:01Speaker 1: is their members have to have a tradition of pain
- 29:05Speaker 1: on the spot for damage. So, like, how aristocratic and
- 29:09Speaker 1: jerk like is that you intentionally ruin someone's restaurant and
- 29:13Speaker 1: they say you've done thousands of dollars of damage and
- 29:15Speaker 1: then you say, okay, here's fifty grand. Get out of
- 29:18Speaker 1: my face. Like that's the kind of mentality and we
- 29:21Speaker 1: can joke about it. But but but I think socially
- 29:24Speaker 1: there's a lot to be said here, and that's that's
- 29:27Speaker 1: where the bottle conjuror hoax ends. Thankfully, Right, the city
- 29:32Speaker 1: didn't descend into multiple riots over this. It was just
- 29:35Speaker 1: the one, right, it was just the one. Yeah, But
- 29:38Speaker 1: it's uh, I don't know. It's an interesting testament to uh,
- 29:41Speaker 1: the willful suspension of disbelief by the public um, the
- 29:46Speaker 1: idea of all of the kind of tricklings of history
- 29:49Speaker 1: of England, uh and belief in magic, and the kind
- 29:53Speaker 1: of high water mark of where those two things sort
- 29:55Speaker 1: of meat um and become more of a modern thing
- 29:58Speaker 1: as people sort of opt believing in magic. But I
- 30:02Speaker 1: really do think that the actual riotous nature of this
- 30:05Speaker 1: had to do with um. People were just so worked
- 30:08Speaker 1: up over the potential of what this thing had to
- 30:11Speaker 1: offer that they felt as though they'd been cheated in
- 30:14Speaker 1: some way. But obviously they were gonna get their money back.
- 30:16Speaker 1: But they that wasn't enough for them. They wanted to actually, uh,
- 30:19Speaker 1: you know, tear the place apart, piece by piece and
- 30:22Speaker 1: then set it all on fire in the streets. Um.
- 30:25Speaker 1: That is a very fascinating impulse to me, and for
- 30:27Speaker 1: the mob to have taken to it so quickly really
- 30:30Speaker 1: speaks to kind of the mentality of the time. I
- 30:32Speaker 1: think it's interesting and greed and we'd like to hear
- 30:35Speaker 1: your stories about some more terrible, terrible things in history
- 30:41Speaker 1: that are associated directly with stage magicians. Uh and Uh,
- 30:46Speaker 1: I'd like to hear about him especially. I'm kidding j K,
- 30:50Speaker 1: j K not JK, But thank you for tuning in, folks.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Thanks as always to our super producer Casey Pegram missed
- 30:59Speaker 1: them lat episode in the credits, but shout out as
- 31:02Speaker 1: always to our own Alex Williams uh the designated Ridiculous
- 31:06Speaker 1: History composer, at least for that song that we love.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I gotta love Alex. Thanks to Gabe Luzier,
- 31:13Speaker 1: our Reachard associate extraordinaire. Thanks to Christopher Aciotes here in spirit,
- 31:16Speaker 1: Jonathan Strickland, the notorious uh and and and dubious quister. Um,
- 31:21Speaker 1: We'll have to have him back from his particular bunker.
- 31:24Speaker 1: I think it's like a holid out um snow cap
- 31:27Speaker 1: in Antarctica or something. Right, Yeah, it's it's been a while,
- 31:31Speaker 1: you know, and he was already kind of well. I
- 31:34Speaker 1: guess madness is its own isolation, you know what I mean.
- 31:38Speaker 1: So I hope you hear that. Uh So as always,
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