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#364: Season 7 Finale Puddin' Fight · Pod Therapy

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  Speaker 1: So pull up your script because you gotta read this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thank you.
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  Speaker 1: This is my first time doing the show. Some energy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this episode is made possible by our theory that
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  Speaker 2: dark Lord himself, Jim Spasha and our therapy partner's Dirty
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  Speaker 2: Beat and Picket from Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. This is
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  Speaker 2: the Pod Therapy Christmas Party, Real people, real problems, real gifts.
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  Speaker 2: If you can submit your questions anonymously pod therapy dot
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  Speaker 2: net or email us a pot Therapy guy at gmail
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  Speaker 2: dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Broadcasting from the churn. That's Jim. That's what I'm Nick.
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  Speaker 1: It's sign for Support Therapy, Pod Therapy Holiday Office Party.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Nick's wearing his holiday shirt. Yeah, I got youa
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  Speaker 1: So what is your okay? Your says Marry and bright.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute. I like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's what that says.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. Some fancy cursive.
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  Speaker 3: I see you know how to read cursor?
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  Speaker 1: Can you can you write cursive?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. That's not a guarantee anymore if three, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of a guarantee. I don't know that is
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we had handwriting classes. We had It wasn't an
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  Speaker 4: option when can you write in cursors?
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  Speaker 3: I was repracticing the other day actually, to be honest,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I can. Then I was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: when's the last time I Actually.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I asked, Like, it isn't a question of
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  Speaker 1: whether you learned it thirty years ago. Can you do
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  Speaker 1: it right now? That's hard. I don't think I can
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  Speaker 1: forget it. Yeah, I do it all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: think I want to write. You write in cursive as
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  Speaker 1: your defense.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm writing for myself, if I'm writing for somebody else,
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  Speaker 2: because Jefferson, it might as well be a fucking you know,
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  Speaker 2: cipher or somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody else is reading it, I have to print.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I found a while back.
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  Speaker 4: I found just a piece of writing that I had
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  Speaker 4: done in high school. Uh, and it was like it
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  Speaker 4: was like home. It wouldn't eything interesting or anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: But what was interesting about it was how much better
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  Speaker 4: my handwriting back then?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, because I was writing every day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah now like I probably write on something like once
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  Speaker 4: a week, yeah, but not for not for very long.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when I've ever used handwriting like I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the only time I think I write with a pen
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  Speaker 1: in a week is at clinical staffing with UNLV, And
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  Speaker 1: that's because you get the agenda and like you just
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  Speaker 1: write random notes on there. That is it, and I
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  Speaker 1: can't read it. A week after I've written it, I'll
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  Speaker 1: go back and be like, what the fuck is this? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just hieroglyphics, Like I have no idea. My handwriting is terrible,
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  Speaker 1: is it?
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  Speaker 3: Are you using a pen and paper neck like per
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  Speaker 3: week or not?
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  Speaker 1: Per week?
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  Speaker 2: I really the only time it ever happens. I mean
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  Speaker 2: in my office, I'll make notes, like I'll jot down
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  Speaker 2: notes to myself that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But to dear Nick, you're fucking great, I love you, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, stuff like that. But the oral there's a
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  Speaker 2: mirror behind you right now, do yourself a favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Check it out. That handsome guy that is America's Nick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jerk you off later, love Nick. We've got
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  Speaker 1: to get HR's the off rules.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. When we do the the when interns are testing, oh,
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  Speaker 2: doing their oral presentations, useums I have to take.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I should know. Well, welcome to the pot Therapy
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  Speaker 1: Holiday Party. If you've come here for the answers to
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  Speaker 1: your therapy questions, that'll be next week when we kick
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  Speaker 1: off season eight the show, we're all rules will be
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  Speaker 1: bent and many broken.
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  Speaker 4: Or should we just pick one random question from the
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  Speaker 4: queue right now and spit exactly twenty seconds?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody gets a twenty second and we only read the
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  Speaker 1: first line of the entire court and whatever it says,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. After we read it, that's it. That's it,
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  Speaker 1: that's the question we pick will be like, So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: today might be the last time twenty seconds rules, rules,
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  Speaker 1: give it a shot. No, today we are enjoying ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking holiday topics, we are doing our annual gift exchange,
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  Speaker 1: and then we have the much anticipated pud and fight
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  Speaker 1: for Jim's doctorate, and the rules will be discussed later.
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  Speaker 1: The discord has spoken, and so there's some interesting twis
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  Speaker 1: discord come up with rules? Well they designed every what
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  Speaker 1: exactly are you wagering in this the doctorate? Yeah? You do?
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  Speaker 1: You have it? Well, I didn't bring it with me
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  Speaker 1: ship it's late. I got things to do. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have current. Well he's got to defend the belt, like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, I guess yes, that's the fucking cage match.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've playing for anything here.
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  Speaker 2: Also by bringing Whitney and I into this, He's only
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  Speaker 2: decreased his eyes.
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  Speaker 1: It's on his part, not my decision. Okay, Again, I
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  Speaker 1: was very comfortable with a one on one. I do
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the.
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  Speaker 2: Idea of Jim's floating doctorate though. Yeah, I mean very
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  Speaker 2: honest about that, because.
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  Speaker 1: This being a title fight, and you could just take
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  Speaker 1: it away every year and hold.
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  Speaker 2: One of us could win it and then in the
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  Speaker 2: Christmas spirit gifted to somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: Just throwing it. Yeah, yeah, figure out who got second
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  Speaker 1: best of Las Vegas and just send it to him.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, consolation prize baby. Oh man. I took Jacob's advice. So,
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  Speaker 1: last time we talked about Christmas movies, what's your favorite ones?
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  Speaker 1: And yours was that one with Bill Goldberg Santa Slay?
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  Speaker 1: That was it? Right? That?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So I started with Santa Slay, and then I was
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  Speaker 1: looking through the recommendations. I stumbled upon Violent Night and
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  Speaker 1: ended up watching Violent Night. Yeah, fucking wonderful. Was a
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  Speaker 1: great I told you, chefs kiss, Chefs Kiss.
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  Speaker 2: If you go watch it, it is hyper violent.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so it is.
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  Speaker 2: So it is much more violent than diod I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Just telling you. You're bothered by the violence.
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  Speaker 2: You're bothered by, Like, have you got kids that you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to watch it? There's like people's heads being
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  Speaker 2: smashed by hammers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean a candy cane is sharpened by
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus and used to impale a man through the eye.
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  Speaker 1: Have you have you ever for justice?
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  Speaker 2: Have you either stabbed somebody or accidentally stabbed yourself with
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  Speaker 2: a candy cane?
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, they get sharp elementary school. No, very dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: My answer went from yes to no so quickly at
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  Speaker 1: the end of that sentence. Yeah, so that I highly recommend.
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  Speaker 1: So violent night.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't watch love actually.
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  Speaker 1: Though, you know, it was real close. I was sitting there,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, let's start on his side and just
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  Speaker 1: punched myself in the face. Harbor murders, fucking everybody or ah.
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  Speaker 1: So no, I didn't got into it yet, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but December still happening. So I mean, as people are
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  Speaker 1: hearing every day. Good Yeah, just you know, accountability, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: check in on me. Sure, I'm thinking about it. But
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  Speaker 1: I've actually been out and about. I've been painting the
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  Speaker 1: town lately. I got out and Winton saw a live concert.
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  Speaker 1: You guys may have heard of it. It's called s
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  Speaker 1: J and the Ruckus out ship out at Sam'stown. They
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  Speaker 1: fucking ruled it is a good time. So I saw that.
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  Speaker 1: I brought some friends. We went down to Samstown. We
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  Speaker 1: saw Jay live. It was a fucking time. Like those
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  Speaker 1: small bars hoot nanny bullshit, like we're everybody's up.
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  Speaker 4: The reason that they're there this week is because of
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  Speaker 4: the rodeo.
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  Speaker 1: So the big National Finals rodeo is in town.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys everyone, So like these places don't even usually pay
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  Speaker 2: to have bands, okay, and now that like rodeo shows
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  Speaker 2: up and they're suddenly top dollar in town. Oh man,
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  Speaker 2: like come on out, like let's have a fucking party.
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  Speaker 1: It's ground is like a chill older bar or older casino.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's like on the east side of town. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little bit older part of town. And so it's
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  Speaker 1: it's locals for sure. And then it's very much got
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  Speaker 1: like a cowboy vibe to it. And you know, I again,
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  Speaker 1: most weeks of the year not a very pop in place.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking NFR week, dude, Jesus, it's full cowboys everywhere, and
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  Speaker 1: like they're ready to go, they're ready to party, They're
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  Speaker 1: ready to have it. They got in there, tore that
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  Speaker 1: ship up. So I was line dancing with a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of cowboys. Line dance Nope, but I had myself in time.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it turns out a little whiskey. You can
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  Speaker 1: line dance. I did briefly the after after the divorce.
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  Speaker 2: The first woman I dated after the divorce was big
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  Speaker 2: get into line dances, Okay, yeah. So we would go
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  Speaker 2: to Stoney's often, like every week, every weekend we're down there.
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  Speaker 1: It is cowboys, scoot and your Merry Christmas, everybody holiday party. Holiday.
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  Speaker 1: Jacob and I were drinking at the bar before we
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  Speaker 1: got it.
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  Speaker 3: I see that. I thought we would have a holiday
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  Speaker 3: party after after we recorded, and so I was a
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  Speaker 3: plum Joel pre party.
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  Speaker 1: Can do that too. There's really no rules here. We're
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  Speaker 1: grown ups.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever we want.
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  Speaker 3: However, you did text in our group that you were
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  Speaker 3: going to Sam's Club to watch Jay and the rest.
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  Speaker 1: And I say that, and I was dying, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, what I really image plopped in my head
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  Speaker 3: of s J at Sam's Club, Just.
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  Speaker 1: Which to fucking go? Just pay multitask, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: why isn't there a live band at sam? Good Costco? Move.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's yeah pretty classy. Yeah, Sam's Club's not putting
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  Speaker 1: out that kind of money. Costco wants the experience.
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  Speaker 3: So I was dying laughing to.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was a great fucking time. It was so
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  Speaker 1: much fun. My my friends that I brought had a
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  Speaker 1: great time, and it's so yeah, oh well yeah I
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  Speaker 1: drug them out there too, you know, so we had
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  Speaker 1: a really great time. It's funny because at some point, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: these are this is my crew, you know, as we
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  Speaker 1: call it the Hogs. You know, we're out there on
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  Speaker 1: those scoots, so living our lives. Yeah, those things. But
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  Speaker 1: at some point, like I had enough people that I
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  Speaker 1: was just randomly pulling into this line dance bullshit with me.
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  Speaker 1: SJ had to come down from the stage and this
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  Speaker 1: thing has like a whole stage above the bar. It's
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  Speaker 1: really nice, blaze like it's pretty cool. She had to
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  Speaker 1: come down and like authoritatively stop me from ruining everything
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  Speaker 1: and like teach me how to line. Like she's like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's enough spinning around, you know, that's enough
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  Speaker 1: going to hurt somebody. This is what you do. So
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  Speaker 1: it was really full. So I started to figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's can you line dance.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just gonna say no, it is the real answer.
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  Speaker 3: But I love the idea of it, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: No, I get what you're talking about, the theory of
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  Speaker 2: line dance if you support this. Like for me, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a dancer. I'm not a dancers, but so it's
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  Speaker 2: it's line dancing. It's easy to get into if you're
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  Speaker 2: not really a dancer because like, you learn the moves,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to freestyle, you know, it's like this
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  Speaker 2: is all choreographed, we know what we're supposed.
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  Speaker 1: To do, and then it just it's it's made easy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, the foster care agency that we worked at together, Nick,
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  Speaker 3: that you remember that they did a whole month where
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  Speaker 3: every week they had a line dancer come in on
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  Speaker 3: your lunch break. They would teach you how to line dance.
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  Speaker 3: So I did that whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: But that's aggravating, like you want me to do what
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  Speaker 1: during my lunch break?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you didn't have to, but if you want it
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: so you could, but strongly incouraged. And then they had
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  Speaker 3: a like contest by the end, and they like whittled
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  Speaker 3: down little it down to like two or three people.
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  Speaker 3: It was competitive the last week they I feel about
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  Speaker 3: that was fun.
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  Speaker 1: They called it doing lines. Yeah. The points of line
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  Speaker 1: dancing is that it is so accepting and everybody's just
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  Speaker 1: kind of doing their own thing.
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  Speaker 3: Some people have their own like fla yeah, but you're
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  Speaker 3: allowed to.
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  Speaker 1: Just copy people and fumble around and so competitive line dancing.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that likes the spirit of the idea.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it. Jim line dance this week, and
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  Speaker 1: he's got opinions about it. I see what we call
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  Speaker 1: it traditional. Yeah, since earlier this week the game, all
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  Speaker 1: these people doing it for money, do it for heart.
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  Speaker 1: Jacob's seem like the kind of guy who can line down.
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  Speaker 2: I I can.
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  Speaker 1: I could do a couple of line dances, a few.
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  Speaker 1: I can. I could pick him up quick.
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  Speaker 4: That's the main thing. And I'm also uh confident and ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: That's all.
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  Speaker 1: That's eight. I picked up on that really quick. That
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  Speaker 1: if you are having a good time, everybody is.
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  Speaker 2: If you're like vaguely on beat, yes, and you're just
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  Speaker 2: having a good time, nobody cares.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great one.
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  Speaker 2: You're not running into people's that's when people start getting.
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  Speaker 1: A little frustrated. Stay in line.
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  Speaker 4: The deal several years ago, quite a few years ago,
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  Speaker 4: we started going to this country bar in town. They
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  Speaker 4: had a disco ball shaped like an armadillo.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like that's all you need right then. Yeah. Uh.
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  Speaker 4: They would have like big line dancing nights and I
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  Speaker 4: would not line dance there because they took it seriously.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, get there.
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  Speaker 4: If you didn't know what you were doing all ready,
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  Speaker 4: you were gonna get run into. No, so once stay
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  Speaker 4: over on the sides that like, we've got to watch
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  Speaker 4: the line dancers go. And we had we had a
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  Speaker 4: real good time making fun of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that works.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to go to a place where I'm
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  Speaker 1: except I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If they still do it anymore. I'm sure they do,
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  Speaker 2: But like I know, before it was because there's two Stonies.
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  Speaker 3: Now there was the North, like right down the street
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  Speaker 3: from Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So is that of the North now? Is that at
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  Speaker 1: the Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember what it was called before it was
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  Speaker 4: a country bar, but I think that might be the
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: bar I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: I think that might be the bar that I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about with the armadillo. It could be, yeah, because that's
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  Speaker 2: what we just to go. I don't know what it
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  Speaker 2: was called.
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  Speaker 1: It was called the Disco Armadilla. But you get there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you get there like before the crowds. I
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  Speaker 2: think it was like eight thirty or nine o'clock or
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  Speaker 2: something like that, they would teach you acount.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 1: That is the place. That is the place that I
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  Speaker 1: went to. We are we signed up for line dancing? Yes? There,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: it is team building exercises. If you don't know where
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: your Patreon money.
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  Speaker 3: That's what they charged to get in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Us, but we've got these lines because they don't.
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  Speaker 1: We got to spend this money yet we can't.
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  Speaker 2: Line dancing.
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  Speaker 1: Click sign up now. We can do the classes later,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: but catch the check.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I would totally love to do that, like.
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  Speaker 2: I got Speaking of taxes, I got so mad the
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: other day. It's December, yes and uh years, I'm a bitch,
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  Speaker 2: But I was with that's Jay, this is good. This
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: is like the worst complaint ever. Uh so with That's
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: j Where at the Excalibur, we just met a coupleople there.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I'm leaving, I'm heading out to the car and uh
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: on the way out, a slot machine catches my eye
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  Speaker 4: and so I'll put twenty bucks into it.
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  Speaker 1: Since this is going I.
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  Speaker 2: I I win an amount of money that they have
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  Speaker 2: to bring a tax I want too much money, then.
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  Speaker 1: Give some that that's where you go. Okay, hold on,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: hold on, big tip for you, my man, there is
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  Speaker 1: five hundred for you I have.
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  Speaker 4: What if I just give you the ballot? Yeah, because
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: like anything over, I think twelve hundred. And it was
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: like it was like, you didn't do this on one spin?
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, are you serious? That's why they had to
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: come over and pay it out.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to do that. Nobody wants to hear that.
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  Speaker 4: Just it was a The reason it caught my eye
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  Speaker 4: because like slot, but she doesn't just catch my eye.
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  Speaker 4: The reason I caught my eye was it was on
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  Speaker 4: the main floor, right next to the exit, and it
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  Speaker 4: was a ten dollars a credit machine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 4: It usually like it's a penny you credit Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so like a ten dollars per credit machine.
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  Speaker 1: That means the cheapest spin you've got is ten dollars.
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  Speaker 4: And so I went over and twenty bucks in and
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  Speaker 4: did the and did the double and then and then
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: and it hit a hit a little thing.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Everything was just of a friend of mine. He will
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: go to the airport and just sit on the slots
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: and leave with three hundred bucks. And I'm like, who
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: does that?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never wanted a machine. Those reverse atm You
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: just put in it and walk away.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: The best I ever plaid a slot machine less than
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: thirty times, okay in all the years I've lived here, though,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I don't play slot machine.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Only when you sense it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Literally I saw that, and I was like that because
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: normally for people who don't know a ten dollars machine
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: like you might find that in a high roller room.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be Excalibur exactly. Yeah, that's whyn't.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I literally like noticed it out of the corner of
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: my eye and then looped back to see.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this thing?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I was like that, I was curious
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm trying sometimes.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Wow, well, congrats on your taxes.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I'm gonna do it o their
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: tax form now. All this is terrible, terrible, right, so bad,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: such a sad thing.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: So the bar tabs on Jacob.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Christmas, you didn't come to the pre party, That's right,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I did pick up.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I got my Christmas present I'm happy about it. Well,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: speaking of Christmas presents, this episode is airing on Christmas,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I believe for the at least of the Patriots. And
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: so then the main show gets at the day after,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: which means none of our partners can possibly have their
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: gifts spoiled by this show, except if Peter listens to
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: it at the crack ass of dawns.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, he's behind He's a terrible piece.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: This should be a weird time for me to find
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: out that es Jay listens to the show.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: She's like, I already know.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: The gifts one am. She knows she's finding at my closet.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So I'm curious what what everybody's picking up. I will
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I'll share. So my wife has this habit of killing
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: all the plants which she ever bought. Do you relate
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to this?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, but it's kept like three alive and I still
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: want to buy more, like maybe that one will be different.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: A bamboo, a cactus, and the bamboo I've.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Killed off before. The succulents that they say, no one
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: can kill.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: This all day.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Have you tried the plants that are inside of home
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: depot that are made of plastic, that's.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Those are the ones that are my favorite.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Keep those.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: They are thriving in my home because I do go
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: to those. Peter doesn't like fake plants. I'm like, well,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: fuck you, plants that's on you every.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Year every season. Uh my my wife and daughter get
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: bit by the we need plants bug. And then I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: try to talk to him like at some point it's immoral, like.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: The house play pants, like Reddit thread because I'm like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: I must find out what does this mean? And what's
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: this easy plant? And don't ever buy that plant?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Like okay, fine, it's like what is the move here?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So I found this thing that I think is really
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: really cute. Remember Tamagotchi's Yeah, So they make this thing
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: called like it's it's some version. I don't know how
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: to say it, but it's like Plantagatchi. And so it's
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: this little like potted plant thing that has a digital
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: screen with a face on it and it basically tells
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: you when it's thirsty. So it is the plant like
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you put the plant inside and it senses the temperature
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: of the plant, like the water level of the plant,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: how much sunlight it's getting. It has like a spike
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: or a that the plant goes in and it's about
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: the size of a glass.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Like it's for smaller plants or flowers, like an office,
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: like a desk plant.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a desk plant or like a counter plant
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: something like that. But it's it detects all the light
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: that the plant's getting. It detects how much water is
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: in there. And then it has a little digital screen
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: where it has a little character face that is the
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: plant for you, that tells you when it's thirsty and stuff,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: so to like like make a panting face and like
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: seem like it needs water. And then when you start
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: pouring water in it like gets really happy and like
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: sprouts up and like thanks you and stuff. So I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: feel like if I can make the plant seem more human,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: it will live. And so about this thing, and I'm
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: pretty excited about it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I will say it was an application in there somewhere.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the same thing, but horn, I mean corny.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I was favorite porn, corn porn. It is what they
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: say it is.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen Cop Popper three.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Why would you think I haven't seen that?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you introduced me to it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: That's right, we'll talk later.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: We have so many family members and that's just a
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: kernel of the truth.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to see you got her
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: that app, like paid for the app that you like
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: take the picture or it scans your plant and then
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: it tells you what to do. If it's like the
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: so that looks rigs.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Have you seen these rigs that you can buy that
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: monitor all the stuff that you're saying.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: But then it automatically does it. Oh, it automatically.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: It has like a water tank and everything, so it
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: automatically does that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And it'll like tell you if if you need to.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Pay attention to some robots, keep it well and it'll
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: just buzz your phone if you need to pay attention
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: to something.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea. The other thing I was going
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: to say, what's kept my biggest plant alive and thriving
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: and very happy? Peter is Peter secretly watering it. I'm like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I've done so great. He's like, no, it's just those
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: like glass bulbs with the Yeah. I mean, honestly, I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: an overwater I overlove the plants.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Typically.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I think that's why the succulents don't do so well.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: That's it and so and then I forget about the bamboo.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: But like I'm doing opposite there. But my one like
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: big leafy plant that does well. I just have one
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: of those globes in there, and probably like every two weeks,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I fill it up and stick it in there and.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah we've tried that, and then we forget to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: refill the ball. Oh well what most people do with
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the with the bold.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm like on that ship. Yeah, but I
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: just will over. I will forget the last time I've
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: watered it, So I guess that to me is a memory, like, yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: it's more ingrained that I took it out when I'm watering.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: There's a whole action instead of just walking past it. Yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. Nothing has ever survived.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to need any listeners that are good with
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: plants to throw in their suggestion. I also realized later,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: are y'all giving your plants plant.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Food or no unless it comes with the purchase of
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the plants?
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: An okay, patty, Yeah, nothing but the best for you.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: And it still dies on me. Damn.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Plants are not vegan, many people think, so they're not,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: thank you. So we'll see how that goes. It'll be fun.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I know it's not going to keep any plants alive,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: but at least it will make us think about the
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: fact that they're dead, because like, I'm pretty sure the
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: little cartoon character like slowly dies, Yeah it does, it puts. Yeah,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that this at least is going to
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: be like a horrifying thing of like you name it,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and there's things going on.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, hopefully this will really draw the arrow with
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: the fact that your wife is killing these places. Yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this will be the last plant she kills, one
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: way or another. So anyway, that'll be fun.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So Peter and I don't Bickley do gifts. That's like, uh,
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know, We'll do trips all of that. But
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: then what ends up happening is Christmas rolls around and
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: like somebody gets someone something.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean, especially whenever the agreement
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: was not we're getting gifts I used to And then
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: also it's like, anyway, babe, I got you this diamond necklace.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I thought no for real, like one year, he's like,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: here's a MacBook. I was like, oh no, thanks, well
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't get you shit. So I love you. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: love you this much. She said, oh no, and you
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: love me zero dollars.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I made you this construction paper guard.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: I know. No, he's the hardest to shop for. So
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: that's why a few weeks back, actually just today was
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: going back in my texts with Jacob because he mentioned
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: those ear plugs.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, and.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: I literally what he said. I was like, that's what
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: I'm good for Christmas. So he gets some fucking ear plugs.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I am wife of the air for that. You're welcome.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: The ones that Jacob keeps in is like, yeah, they're
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: like a keychain and reuse.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Let's see, uh right there, the only thing along with
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: a key, that's all he needs. It looks like a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: little cocaine vial on my on my keys. I was
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: going to guess suppository, but yeah, it can be suppository
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: connected to my keys to not lose them. The suppository
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: or the keys the key.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are product. Yeah, this is it's just a
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: butt plug that's got like a key ring. Yeah, so
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: you never lose your keys. It could be it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Could be in the podcast shop. There is and you
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: can have a little beaver tail. It hangs out and
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: we could call it Jim's tail of right.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: There it is. You ever lost your surprise sharks I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: need I.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Will tell you how bad of a WiFi, and my
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: my dad and my stepmom are actually getting peter a
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: like portable bonfire thingless one.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, that's right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, smokeless bonfire portable in the same way that
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: like those the fire balls and stuff that you see.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like like like those yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gosh, I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: think it's electric now.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: So it's like the design makes you smokeless.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: It's got these vents at the top and the air.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: The hot air causes the air to circulate in a
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: certain way, so it ends up sucking most of the
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: smoke back into itself.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: That's so that should be coming tomorrow, So I have
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: to check before.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I have a couple of friends that have them. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: just and that is like what they are purported to do. Yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: the ones that I have been around, it seems like
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: there's a little less smoke than a regular like an
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: outdoor fire smoke less.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: It's less less.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Does it give about heat? It does? Okay, that's what
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I care most about, I think, or I think you will.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so I'm like that it's a great gift
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: for him.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I got there.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: You go, like, and our outdoor heater just broke like
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: two or three weeks ago. So he'll normally sit outside
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: like all winter long and has been going out. So
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I was thinking about getting another heater,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: but then they mentioned that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I like that. I'm sure he'll love the ear plugs.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna love him.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like thanks, never to listen to this again.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: That'll be great. So Nick, you're going with the tried
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: and true. What's the tried and true this positor? We're
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: just talking.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, wow.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: We tend to do the same thing, like we always
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: say we're not going to get gifts and then like
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: we will find something. But here's the thing, like this year, Uh,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: it's it's depressing to have a Christmas tree with no
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: gifts under it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: It is antime.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Did you wrap empty boxes?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: We're not crazy.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Into shapes too. It's like a bike.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: So Laura, Laura got her sister. Laura got her sister
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: a pooper scooper for the dog. And she didn't put
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: in a box or anything, just wrapped it just as
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: it is. Just no but what she does so she'll
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: get like gifts that she gets for her family she'll
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: put under the tree. But then she'll also like anything
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: that we buy like for each other anything small, will
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: wrap it, and so she's just every year she starts like, well,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: let's not get anything. But then she's like, oh, I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: found this thing, so I just kind of got this.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: And then so she'll tell me about it so I
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: know what it is, and then she'll wrap it in
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: the tree.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: You already know what is.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: This year, she bought her a few she bought herself
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: a few items good and wrapped up, put it on
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the tree.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And then she got several night books. Yes, she got us.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: She got us matching crocskay, And so she put him,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: she wrapped them up.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: She wrapped him up and put him under the tree.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: And I noticed the other day, like she even put
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: labels on everything, like ribbons and all this ship. And
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: so I looked at it and there's a box that
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: says two nick from Laura. And then there was another
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: box and it's to Laura from Laura.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And I.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Was like, what's this and she's like, well, they're the crocs.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: But I was like, I thought they were like our gifts,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: just like well I bought themsive.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Do you do gifts from your pets or like two
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: year pets? My mom did that up. It was so
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: buddy to.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Be like from Magic, Oh, we have matching pajamas that
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: we wear as a family on Christmas morning.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to need a picture one for the
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: dog took.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the dog absolutely is wearing the Christmas is
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: just the worst. I love it. I've got a terrible person.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I'll get my dog something.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those and put them under.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: It, also says from Laura.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, I mean, honestly, that should just be
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: the running joke now everything.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Laura claws, but I think I might get.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Her a bird feeder that's got a camera.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: She would love that. Oh my gosh, you heard that.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Not for the dog, for Laura, for both. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: because we're just talking about things for your doughter, Okay,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: got it?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Or like, uh, the I think they have bird feeders
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: that attach to like windows. Don't you have a window
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: right above your seat? That would be a cute bird.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: You'll get a lot of hummingbirds we already get. Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: there's like a couple of humming birds that we actually
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: already puts out a humming bird feeder and we get them.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: We're lousy with hummingbirds.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Lowsy with them. I don't want to get tax forms.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You can get these bird feeders that have the cameras specifically.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: For I didn't that much bothered by this.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think I want to do that, though. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: want to get one that will have like a variety
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: of birds.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I love that idea. I love your optimism.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know that there are a variety of birds.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: No, No, it depends on, in my opinion, what feed
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: you get. Like I noticed when I switched the type
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: of feed I put in the bird fear, I got
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: different birds that come.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: In for that.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Because we have fruit trees in the backyard, we get
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: bigger birds coming to our backyard and they keep all
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: the pigeons away.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Like the mocking bird.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: We get mocking birds, crows, ravens, a couple of doves.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: We get a lot of humming birds. Like I say,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: we had a hawk in our backyard. There's there's a
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: hawk right around us. We see them all the time. Yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: he didn't like hang out in.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Our yard, but he's in the area. But yeah, like
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: the crows and the crows, ravens and mocking birds will
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: go after the pigeons, so they forcibly keep the pigeons out.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: It's kind of great. We have a pair of we
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: have a pair of ravens that come hang out. Those
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: things are fucking monsters. Oh no, yeah, yeah, they are
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: very big. They come and sit on our back wall.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Wow. I mean they're like not much smaller than the peacocks.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: No, they're big ol' honking things. They could take a Well,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: your dogs can't be carried away like that, but mine could.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: That little puppy could be stolen. That's what scares me
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: about hawks, because I feel like my dog is not
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: that different from a rabbit. You know, they're they're right
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: in that ball park.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: So if I were you, I would not let your
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: dog go play in any open fields.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably good call. Yeah she runs away. Fortunately
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: it's not really an issue. Yeah, it doesn't come up
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: as much as i'd like. So, all right, bird feeder,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: What about for you? Jacob? I got asked Jay a
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: cowboy Christmas? I went over to, uh, cowboy we always
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: we often do a walk through Cowboy Christmas.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. She gets those from herself.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I think she has like six of them, no kidding, Uh,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: but no, I got her something to wear on stage.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I got her a big, a big silver ring that
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: is in the shape of a cow skull and its
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: cover like her entire hand making a fist, like it
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: would cover the entire face of your hand there, and
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: it's uh. The cow skull itself is like inlaid with
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: carved bone that's mounted in silver. Like it's just it's
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: just because like holding a microphone, wearing that, it'll be hurt.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: It's weird though that brass knuckles are illegal, but yeah
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: that's fine.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like it's got a weight, yeah, yeah, that could.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Does it have the horns on it?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Flat against your hand, I guess, But I mean it's
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: it's a significant thing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I like that as a performance piece. It's costume jewelry.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It's you know, yes, she's up there visible, she's holding
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: something that's great. And little spring mace out of its ear.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the red light up eyes. That'd be so cool.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: There was a whole booth at so Cowboy Christmas is
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: like a big sales thing that happens during the rodeo
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: A bunch of vendors come in.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: We always go walk through it because it's just hilarious, and.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: They're all these crazy vendors. They are like a lot
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: of great vendors, but then there are a whole lot
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: of just batshit crazy vendors as well. And one of
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: the batshit crazy ones this year was just selling stun guns.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: All different types of stun guns, and he's like over
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: there demonstrating them so that that noise, that cracky noise keeps.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Coming from over there.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: And he's got like the like the full sized handheld ones.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: He's got tasers that shoot the barbs. He's got rings
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: with stun guns mounted on the rings you could like
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: punch someone. And I was like, this is the craziest thing.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Oh wowow, And like I walked past it, like, you know,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: as we're just walking along the aisle, you know, I
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: just kind of look over there, and he's like, hey,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: come come check it out. I was like, no, man,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm real good. I don't need to be
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: close to stun guns for really any reason. Any vendors
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: they're selling truck nuts. I didn't see any. Yeah, but yes, yes,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: the answer is yes, I'm really now I'm regretting these
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Christmas gifts. Yeah, dude, if you a truck nuts three
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: of you. Yeah, but I mean they would be tasteful
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: truck nuts, yeah, not excessive nuts.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I also got something else for us at driving Hell yeah,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that would be so awesome. What that is that.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Might be next year is the loser of the of
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the quiz thing?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I might have to just have some truck nuts
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: on you. Oh that sounds fantastic. I love it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: So I also got SJ something else and I need
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: advice on whether not to give it to or for
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Christmas because it is one of the robot vacuums.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so it's the whole vacum.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: It's a whole like you don't give your wife a
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: vacuum for Christmas. So we have a robot vacuum, but
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: it's it's well out of date now, so it just
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: it rolls around everything. So I want to put that
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: one back in our in our kind of guest area
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: of the house and it'll be great back there. And
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: then I got a new fangled one that has the
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: tower and everything, so it empties itself and does all
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: that stuff and it'll go it's supposed to, you know,
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: sixty days or whatever between the emptying the thing. It
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: will also fully map out the area and it'll do that,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: like you can see it on your phone. You can
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: tell it, you know, like vacuum, go vacuum the kitchen. Cool,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: and it will go vacuum the kitchen. It'll like scan
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: the whole the whole thing.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: That's really cool. Is that a good Christmas presenter? Is
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: that just like uh like, uh get that for you
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: later present? Huh?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Or just like, hey, I got us a new vacuum.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: That's a good New Year's Eve present. Well, the thing is,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: our anniversary is right before New Year's Eve.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, if there's a gift like for
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: both to celebrate both y'all likes.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Anniversary and birthday all in one, it's it's too.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I present to and be like, look, I can set
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: this thing up and tell it and like you set
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: the timer and everything on it, and it will actually
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: just in theory, it should actually just vacuum the areas
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: it's supposed to vacuum at night while we're asleep.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, it's like that that would be great.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Wake up.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of of like gifts for the
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: house or gifts for the family, Like I really want
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: a new kitchen sink, because mine, Oh fucking crazy. I
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: have one of those motion sensitive ones where you has
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: a little seeing eye thing, a motion sensor, and whenever
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you pass like you put your hand in front of it,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: it turns on and you put your hand in front
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: of it again turn off, which is the dumbest fucking
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: thing on the kitchen sink, because it turns out you
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: move a lot in front of it to wash on.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: The side, so then you have to wave like mine
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: is right in the front points just have a hand
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: a handle if your hands are like all dirty, you
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: don't have to touch things. You just wave it and
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: then you can wash.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: The theory of it, there's there's definitely arguments that this
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: could be useful, but the way mine is designed it
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: is not.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: So you don't want a new kitchen sink, you want
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: a new foster.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get a new faucet.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I think, yeah, imagine replacing the sink.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Then they put their enjoy a kitchen sink do you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: have right now? I'm not aware. I don't know what
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: it looks like it feel is it?
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Guys? Okay?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's metal, Yeah, it's like to metal. Yeah, okay,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: so it's a good size. You like the size of it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: It's all fine, just but god damn it, you just
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: need to do you just need to new foss. I'm ready.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: But if she got that as a Christmas gift and
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: was like, hey here, like okay, obviously it's for the
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: whole family, but like thank you, Like no, we're.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Good, because like that's sounds like she needs to get
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: you that.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, like that's what I'm saying. I would love
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: a gift like that, like a house gift. I think
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: that's fine, And that's what we will usually do.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: We both want We'll say we're not going to get
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: each other gifts, but then we like, let's get ourselves
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: this thing.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I love that idea because I mean we're all adults,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like a lot of us. If we really want something,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: we're not waiting months to go get right. Yeah, you
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: probably got it for yourself at some point. We live
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: in the age of Amazon. For christ you just hit
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: a button.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I feel like that is dashboard cam I want to
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: get us looking for I didn't have them.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I want one.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: That's what I want. That to be our big gift.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I think it a robot vacuum.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, like people don't do this and I understand
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: why it's not cute. It's not romantic, but like an
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: act of service, like I just have big ass chores
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: over my head that like I've been putting here for
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: romantic depending on the service. Yeah, if it was like, hey,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I took care of this cartanding, you know, I knew
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you were playing on jerking yourself off at some boy.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Here's a coupon.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I'll do this for you, Maria.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Well, very cool. So, speaking of gifts,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: we should probably take a quick break and when we
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: come back, we should probably talk a little bit about
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the gifts exchanges. Uh, stay with us, friends. When we
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: come back, we're doing gifts, and then at the end
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: of the show, we are doing the much awaited pud
• 41:34
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• 41:41
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  Speaker 1: and we live streamed it on Twitch. Yeah, we Christmas
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: trivia and we also have a present we should open up.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Do you want to You can answer that you want
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: to do trivia. We have a lot of trivia coming up. Yeah,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: you gotta go for it. Go for it. It's our
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: typical breaks. Wahy not yeah, No, you're right. We also
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I forgot we received a package. We should probably open that.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: We'll get your father's dick has been in there. It
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: is the package, the gifts. It's the gift coming that's
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: not right away, you know, maybe after a sandwiches of.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: The office from Philip guid you thank you so much.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Here's some x miss trivia for you guys. Three multiple choice,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: three closest to the pin and the multi choice again. Okay,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: try to hand, Okay, Okay, I'm reading the instructions. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: should have probably done this earlier.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Multiple choice with your usual guests before answers for more
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: points here we go which of these scientists were born
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: on Christmas Day?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: This is a buzz in.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I already know it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Wow. Great, but Jesus the science doctor, Jesus Jesus.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: H Okay, we should we should go one at a time.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: So we're going to burn this. We'll burn this. This
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: is Isaac Newton, I believe. Oh okay, yeah, you didn't
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Were there going to be options? Yeah?
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, well two.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Points for me, all right, Whitney euro up. What is
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: the highest domestic lifetime gross Christmas movie ever per Box
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Office Mojo keyword Christmas theme?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Oh? Wow?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Options?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Options are Elf, the Grinch from twenty eighteen, How the
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Grinch Stole Christmas?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Two thousand? Oh okay? Or Home Alone?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, because they did a remake of the cartoon Grinch
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: as well as well as.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the eighteen is the cartoon.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Was the last all of them, Elf, the twenty eighteen,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: The Grinch two thousands, How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Or
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Home Alone?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, highest grossing unlike, yes.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: You got cartoon Grinch, Jim Carrey's Grinch, Home Alone? Or
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Elf with Will Ferrell.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say the old school Grinch.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's the el. It's probably home alone. It
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: is home alone. Dude McCully has never worked again like that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Dude has got so much money. Yeah, he's set for
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: like five mill The old Grinch. Also on that list
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: is obnoxious. Is the terrible movie Elf with Will Ferrell.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I cannot handle it. Yeah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: We talked about this last time.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Your movie Jim Jim, Yeah, yes, sir. And the nineteen
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: ninety four remake of Miracle on thirty fourth Street. What
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: was the name of the depot store.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, ship it was It was gimbals. Give me gimbals
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: for two, gimbals for two? Uh no, fuck? Please be
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: hoping it does go. It goes to Jacob for the actions.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Do you want it? Oh? I don't know. We can
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: steal it, surege No, I want options.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Macy's Coles spelled co l E, Gimbals or fields?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: It is it a fake thing? Do they fake it?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And go?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Coals spelled with the C. I never saw the movie.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I'll say that they faked it went Coles.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see it either. It is cold, Yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: maces were not. I can do a movie making math
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: is what I can do.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: There, you go solid special gift.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, Whitney, it's Jacob. He got from taking all that,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Jacob a chance to take the lead. That's what Nick
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: didn't want me to get it. He didn't want to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: take lead. I totally fucked this up.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: That's but I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah Christmas miracle. Uh,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: closest to the pen points for whomever gets closest. Oh,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: so sorry, I fucked it up. I really didn't funk
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: it up because there's no more multiple choice.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Got it? Here we go, yeah in the dark. We'll
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: get you next time, buddy.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I love this. The holiday party is always a bit tired.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going last.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: That's the last. I'm going one dollar. All right. We
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: got some Christmas gifts? Huh oh was there? No, that's
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: for the next commercial. God damn it? Really all right?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: We got a Christmas gift? Is it from? I don't
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: know yet.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: It's on that slip of paper and you're right here
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: there you go.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: For our little Jimmy from taking ev podcast. So why
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: do I shouldn't I will take it, Okay, Jimmy, jim specific,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: it could be any of us, who knows. All right,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: we got a little Jimmy a Little Jimmy in a boat.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: This is some kind of book. It's the Smithsonian Children's
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Illustrated Excellent. I mean that was pretty nice. He will
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: not read it. Oh, I'm pretty excited for it. Actually,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you know, it's funny. I actually was going to sign
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: up for this thing that was like a geography fact
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: today and uh that it costs money, but you need
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: so much more than a geography.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I'll just I'll do that for free for you, just
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: one thing every day, one geography.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: You know this. So somebody, you know, Alabama is north
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: of Florida. Somebody posted on our discord that picture of
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: the chef on that is a you know we made
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: so much like this is really helpful. And it's like
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: the chef's name is Mimus and he's grilling Kentucky. And
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: it was like, oh my god. And so I feel
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: like I'm really good at this now. So yeah, I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: don't know what the m is for Minnesota, Okay, in
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the Iowa and then Missouri and then Arkansas. Yeah, South Carolina,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: ah Mi sucked you up. Yeah my mole or something
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: that was it. Louisiana. He's got Tennessee as a frying pan,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: and he's got Kentucky in the frying the chicken cool man.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: See why can't the penis? There's that one that's a
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: lot easier cut off and laying on the floor for
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: some reason. Uh what's his name? Ramsey or uh no, Bobby?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: John Wayne? That's did I tell you I met him once?
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: No?
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I did? Is so rare. What did you shake? I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what I had talking about. John Wayne Bobbitt
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: got his penis cut off by his wife. His big
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: story in the nineties.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Ok, yeah, yeah, and.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Later became a porn star and went to W W
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: E and had a whole like that one big old
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: cameo with them. So apparently he blew through the porn
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: star or you could call it American dream there was that.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I won't look that up.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So he blew through all that that Hollywood money
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: and became a professional mover. And so he was. He
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: was a mover once that I had hired. So I
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, so you hired him as a mover. Well,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: no for the sex, but obviously through the moving people. Oh,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: he's currently living in Las Vegas. You know he lives here,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: is absolutely still here. So shout out to John. He's
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a really great guy and.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: He lost his toes.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: He's battle with extremities. Well, anyway, back to the Christmas party.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: All right, you want some Christmas part John Wayne Bobbit. Yeah,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'll go last. I'll go last. Right, here we go.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I got you each the same. Oh it looks like
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: a sand Oh my god, it's a sandwich.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Sandwich? Is that a bobby?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I do hope you're hungry? Oh? Yes, what is okay?
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: So this is a newspaper wrapped? Is this electric tape?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: That's aluminum tape tape round a newspaper aluminum.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: This is legitimately a straight up newspaper. This is the
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Las Vegas Sun from Tuesday, December tenth. Oh, it's not
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: a sandwich. I'm disappointed. I was really excited.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: There what's inside?
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: There it is Jesus Christ? What the fuck? Wrapped piece
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: of corn? Where was this make? And you can eat that?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: You can? You can just rip that open now you
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: can eat it right? And it is please for it
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: is made by Diso Industries courtesy of Japan Ingredients. But
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: it's a product of Highland.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Ingredients, corn and water.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Do they make corn in Thailand? Did you guys also
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: get fluffy? Lounging pants. I did good. Well, I gotta
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I gotta tea towel.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Know the pants, it's the size of the tea towel,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: but it's pants lounging a No, it's from that store
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: over the top left hand corners at Disods is.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Like a Japanese store.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: So like, you go in there and it's all Japanese
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: good store. Yeah, you yourself a picture off lounges. Yeah,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: going on. Don't give me about the size because I
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: didn't realize that there were sizes until I got them home.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Well medium, Mine is a women's medium to large and
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: there oh yeah, these aren't fitting me at all.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Ye try.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: This might be a good hat. I think it might
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: wear a hat. Shots for you guys for all of
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: ninety seconds. Yes, I love it.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe, but I did to be not to brag,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: but I spent about two thousand yen.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: We're special, so I guess we're obligated to have sex.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: That's all right. I like, I love it. I cannot
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: believe that they have the shrink wrapped. I like the
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: like the vacuum sealed corn.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Somebody is going to crack that opening different parts.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Everything's in plastic, plastic everything?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: What you got there with me?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: All right? I have a gift wrapped like Santa Claus's belt.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Unbuckle the belt, jim This is only for jim because, yeah,
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: because I don't like buying gifts, just because it has
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: to be like I thought of you, Jimmy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: This is something else for a little Jimmy. It's also corn.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, corn and water.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Oh it's a Christmas vacation moose mug sets. These are
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: like champagne moose mugs. Yeah, they're made out of.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Oh a colleague, the finest the cry.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Actually the movie. I didn't realize.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I know that you mentioned that, being like the movie
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: you watch every year, and I've literally had that sitting
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: under my stairs for like two years from a friend
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: gifting it to me. I'm not I've like never seen
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: the movie maybe once, and I was like, I have
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: the perfect gift.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Who wants this?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Full honesty, I've had the corn sitting under my stairs
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: for two years as well, So.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: That explains at Nonmber of twenty two, Okay, you what
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: have you been doing with this corn?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it. Whitney, this is fantastic.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, it actually is because I only I do have
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: a set, and I have two. Yeah I do, Yeah, yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I have the same set. You can regive the mind,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: but I need four because I can only ever have
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: them just me and one other person. But I have
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: a household of force. And now we can all pot
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: and we can all see what you did. Whitney children
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: love it. They now they're drinkers.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all happy.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: So I have a very unique gift this year. As
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: as most of you know, I didn't need to text
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Nick for personal information. I'm gonna I'm gonna give his
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: gifted song this year. So you can all check your emails.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I actually just sent you your gifts. But I finally
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: found a way to solve my little Spirit Airlines problem.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Hell, yes, are we going to Hobocon. I'm like, how
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: are we going?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: What?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I have to see that finally used point and I'm
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: very very happy about it. I'm done with the points forever.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: They have nothing on me. It's yours buck, Chicago. You
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: got meat tickets to New Orleans.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to San Antonio.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: All on Christmas Day. There are one way tickets. Okay.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Jacobs has a six hour layover in Texas. Wait where
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: in Texas? Wherever George Bush Airport is Houston?
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that can actually be convenience.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I got sick and tired of these points, and so
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: now you can all deal with them. Don't want to go,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, but they're your tickets. You
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. I don't feel like this
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: is a gift. No, no, it's not.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: This is hilarious.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I'm really happy about it. So I couldn't find Iowa.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: So Chicago was a man out of Las Vegas. Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I know where that was.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: New Orleans.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Happened to be there, just with a six hour layover.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: So he will not technically get there until the day after.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I think on the twenty seventh. He's going to be
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: in so many areas.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: His spear one of these things that where we can
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: like bounce the ticket, can you just reschedule it or whatever?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe hear it. Yeah, that's what I'm They hang up
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: on you. I'm pretty sure that's how that works.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I think they charge you.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Whitney, you're going to San Antonio because
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you live in Texas and that's where.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Oh I get in at eleven fifty eight pm.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, so I don't know what you guys are
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: doing with your Christmas.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't even see the time for mine. Hold on, Yeah,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: twenty fifth at eight thirty am. So that's a no.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you guys definitely cannot carpool. I think you're
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: all leaving at different times on red eyes. Everyone.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Look a look at the reservation that he sent you,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: because mine is for Jim.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, I had to book it under my spirit points,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: have to spend it on it, right, but Dick's under
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: your name. This is passenger name, mister James Joben. Now
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: look at your boarding.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Pass Okay, I got to see hold.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: On, Yeah, there's an attached boarding pass on you.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: This has passenger passenger information right here, job Jobin.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: On your attached boarding pass. Yeah that's the I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: this is all.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: This is all confirmation. Look at your boarding passes. I'm
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: looking at my boarding pass right now. Yeah, yours the
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: gift that keeps giving. Yeah, phone, look where Gym's going.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Get these points right back to you.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think this is you.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Jim, if you did that.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I would never I would never, no, never, again because
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I can't see the boarding pass yet. Oh it's attached.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: It's a PDF. Do you guys not see the attachment? Yeah, yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I see it. I see the attachment there. I'm also
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: looking at mine on.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: A laptop and oh, yeah, you have the attachment because
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: you have ice layover in Texas.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: So enjoy that.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Thanks jes Thanks Jim.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Enjoy Christmas. I'm so confused. Don't spend it with your
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: families anymore. So there's only one and it's a one
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: way ticket. I don't know how, I don't care. I
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: don't give a ship.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: No more points for Tim.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: You close out the card, okay?
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bankrupt so they no longer issue credit cards.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's because it's illegal for them to carry debt.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: It declines if you try and use.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my card's dead, so I cannot accumulate any more points.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: They had to go bankrupt for Jim to get out
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: of this.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so situation. Enjoy that. I mean I think you
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: just did nothing. Yeah, because none of you are going
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: nobody's going to ruin their Christmas anyway.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I'm going to see if I can transfer it to Oh.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely gonna see if I can do something with it.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet I can't. Yeah, well, I think it
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: will be especially hard because they're not real. Uh yeah, no,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I just bought those. Yeah, those are all photoshop. Here
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: are your real presence. Yeah, there's a name on each one.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: But for me there, I kind of wanted to go
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: to yeah oh hair. Yeah no, I had a really
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: fun afternoon photoshopping.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was wondering. I was like, this is fake QR.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Code go to then? Oh yeah, no, I actually took
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: some time on this. The QR code does actually direct
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: to somewhere useful. I was going to make that like
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: a porn website or something, as I knew one of
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: you would scan it. But yeah no. I actually also
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: really did look up flights that were really leaving out
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: of Las Vegas on Spirit. Those are all real flights,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: figured out the codes. Put the actual codes on your ticket,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: just in case one of you decided.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: To check it. Except all cookies, No, thank you, I'm
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: not gonna don't trust it'll be five.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: It'll be five cookies.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You all have the same gifts, so you can open
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: It's a gift card.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Enjoy the Spirit.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Other popstro Yeah, that's a better team building exercise the line, Yeah,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Jacob pop stroke, Yeah, you could do both. Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I tried to find gift cards to spirit. They do
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: not exist. Turns out nobody would ever do that. He
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: would ever give somebody me gift. It's just cool.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: It'd be like buying them a ticket.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would never do that to an actual human being. No, Sadly,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I still have all of my Spirit points. They're non transferred. Yeah,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I cannot buy other people tickets. I cannot transfer the points.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I cannot use the points for any other purpose except
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: to get on those god forsaken yellow planes and go
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: off into the horizon. So enjoy your pop strokes. That'll
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: be fun.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Yay, you guys got pop stroke too, Yeah, all the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: same one.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna go with Jim, doesn't.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: You got a bunch of them going anyway? All right,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: So that concludes the gift giveth on. I believe we
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: should probably take another break, and when we come back,
• 1:02:09
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• 1:02:13
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• 1:02:17
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• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you want more?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Trivia? Is the closer to the Let Jacob go last
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: as Nick? What is the record for the tallest snow person? Uh?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Hold on the record, I'm sorry. The record for the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: tallest snow person is held by a snow woman named Olympia,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: built in Bethel, Maine, USA. Come deleted on February twenty sixth,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: two thousand and eight. Oh wow, Olympia stood how tall?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: All right? Closest without going over closest to the pin
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: closest about going over all right? Going prices right right?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: It doesn't say that, but let's do that. Let's go
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: with feet. I feel like we're going to use the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: US in this.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: I need to know is there some kind of structure inside?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: Like can they use some fucking rebar and like build
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: some snow around it? I think that called only snow.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: It's got to be snow. Otherwise, who the fuck cares right,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: you can build a sculpture.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Did the cotton candy sculpture with Alley down to Texas?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: That had to be it was very specific. It had
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: to be all cotton candy. You didn't have anything inside
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: of the struggle with.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: That, I feel like that's got to be the rule,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: which really opens up a question of how big can
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: you really build this ship before it falls apart? Then
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: it can turn into ice. I'm going to go with
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: can pack pretty Yeah, I'm going to go high. I'm
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: going to go give me thirty.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Feet is one like floor of a building? Ten feet?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Fish is hyeah.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say I want to say something crazy,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: like one hundred feet crazy.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Crazy when you're going crazy party Jesus, thirty thousand feet.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say the moon. I'm going to go smaller.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go twenty two feet.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, under so you said and thirty and what you
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: say hundred, I'll say one hundred and one. You're going
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: on the over again. I think it's over. Jacob wins
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty two feet and I was a
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: little closer. There's no way they built it under one
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: hundred feet. If they're doing the Guinness Book thing.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: The Guinness always shocks me with the ship that people
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: can do. I'm like, how yeah.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: What is like they wouldn't even publish it.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: If it was like, oh yeah, thirty feet or something,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I would even publish that. Ye, twelve stories. What is
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: the first kids could do a thirty foot thing? Like
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: over a weekend? Yeah, that's true. What is the total
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: number of items in the twelve days of Christmas? If
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: you add all all of the gifts given each day,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: keeping in mind that the gifts are cumulative. For example,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: the twelfth day, all the previous gifts are repeated. Yeah.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Fuck. Do you remember the math for this? It's like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: it's a number and then there's like a nation point.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: I literally just talking about a factorial math like a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do it, but I was
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: talking about it. That's close. I feel like I have
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: half a point in this room.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're impressed.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I've discussed factorial math recently.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: It's closest without going over. Yeah, I'm not going to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: do the math and I'm just going to say five hundred.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go twelve hundred.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: I was going to say a thousand. At first, I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: feel like that was instane.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Ridiculous. I want seventy eight. Okay, seventy eight.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Ah, five hundred, I don't know.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what did you have?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: I had five hundred?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Oh you had five hundred. Oh okay, I'll go. So
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: we're adding them up any one about four hundred. Yeah,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: it's just not the total number of items that have
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: been mentioned. It's every verse added together, over and over
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: and over.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Like this, every road, every day.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: That's another eighteen things. Okay, I'm still going to eleventy
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: eight because I think that they meant something else. Okay,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: And what was yours?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I think I said four hundred, Yeah, okay, gym wins
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: three hundred and sixty four?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, idiots much. I know how to math.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: And a thousand was too much?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: What is twelve? Fact? Horror? Oh geez, she needs she.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Has thought expand we're not expanding.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: She was like, show me the whole thing.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: Last one, I map, make this map, Oh, go ahead.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Featured on The Tonight Show in two thousand and three.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: What is the oldest known fruitcake in the United States?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Baked by Fidela Ford of Tacumsa, Michigan. The oldest known fruitcake.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: My I was waiting.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: I was liberci. I don't know.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Years old.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: I did not listen to the question at all.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Standing fat on the Tonight Show in two thousand and three,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: what is the oldest known fruitcake in the United States?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Baked by Fidelia Fidelia Ford of Tecumson, Michigan.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Does it say what a year she baked it?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Because she really show Is this the oldest known fruitcake?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Or is this the oldest known fruitcake baked by her?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Tricky twelve hours.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: I'll say that she went. I'll say that she baked
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: that in u eighteen eighteen twenty four. Okay, so she lived,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: that's right, almost two hundred years. I don't think she's
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: so live.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I think the fruitcake out landed down. She baked the fruitcake.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: It's just it's still a right. It's going to exceed
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: a human I assumed she was on the Tonight Show.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think she's dead. It's yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: that's a grandchild is showing you the fruit. It's like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: under under glasses, you're going pre civil I'm saying eighteen. Yeah,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I'm saying eighteen twenty four. You're going to make me
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: do maths. I figure out how many years ago?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: That was? Twenty four now? Yeah, I know I can't
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: handle that two hundred I can't. Can someone check him?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I can't. I'm upset that you have to
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: go with I do geometry.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say. I'm gonna say, I'm going to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: say one hundred and twenty five years.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, two hundred and one to twenty five? Where are
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: you going with this?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: So this is like they're saying, it's still here was
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: the kid and it was presented in two thousand and three?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had it on the Tonight Show in two thousand.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: And three, and you said how many?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I said one twenty five?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, I said eighteen twenty four, So two
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: hundred years now I'm gonna go allegedly, Yeah, I want
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: seventeen hundreds, but I'm going back to founding of America.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, this picture from Michigan. Never mind, I'd
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: like to change my answer. I love Jacob laughs away
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: from all right, never mind, I would like to bring
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: that up a little bit. I'm gonna go let me,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: let me take nineteen hundred, So I'm gonna go, wow,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: one hundred century, one hundred and twenty four years. All right,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: that's what I just you said one twenty five.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, So you're gonna go one hundred and twenty four okay, So.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You're you're just saying it's one hundred four years on
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: the nose. Yes, okay, give it to me.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Good, I'm gonna go.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Over okay, So fifty I believe that makes me the winner.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: One hundred and forty five years.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Wow. Oh wait, Now I just remember how Price is
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Right works.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Myself this game, because I was like, we're supposed to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: do the other thing.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go over it. Yeah, I'd like to redo because
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: I fucking told you that this is true. I didn't
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: give I told him, he said, I said it directly
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: to it. All right, Well, I think that is that
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: the last time, is it? Okay? That is enough of
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: the preliminaries. I think it's time for the marine events.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Oh the events music.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 8: Hello, everybody, Welcome to the pH duel, where we have
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: two contestants taking it out in a battle of the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: brains in on the line one ductall degree in this
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: corner with one previous title a man who needs no introduction.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: Jacob, just.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Man, our challenger seeking to reclaim his glory.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: It's the appreciator, the resid wire, rebel, the sugar pouch,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: practical joker, shame job.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: It's on a set it to four teams. Okay, who
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: did that? That was Alec Alec Lancaster job. All right,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: four teams here, yep. Set it to four and hit
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: start and I will explain the rules as we go.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: So when you have a doctorate, we have a pudd
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: in fight ahead of our everybody's in the game. Anybody
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: can win. So we put this to our discord and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: several members stepped up. We had Alec, of course, myras
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: stepped up, and buyler T stepped up. We have five
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: pudding related categories which Jacob will read us the categories
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: in a moment, and we have jeopardy rules. You lose
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: points if you get it wrong, you get points if
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: you get it right. There are no double jeopardies, there
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: is no final jeopardy. Whoever has the highest total at
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: the end is the winner. So let's hear our categories, Jacob,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: what are our pudding category?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: The categories are putting down roots, putting in, my two cents,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Vladimir Pudding putting on the ritz and Bill Cosby.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good night. Everybody.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Have another one.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Here we go, Okay.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: And so now Jacob is the defending champion, and Jeopardy
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Rule say that he should get to start, and I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: think we just go clockwise from there. Uh. You can't
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: steal answers, obviously, because we're gonna have to see the
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: answer to see if it's right or wrong. Remember, be
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: be thoughtful because if you miss it, you're gonna lose points.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: And I have no idea how hard this thing is.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: If it sucks, we have other trivia that we can
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: run to. All right, I'm going straight to Bill Cosby
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: for one hundred. Oh, it's a solid move.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: True or false. Bill Cosby has a doctorate. An honorary
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: doctorate does not count. Shit, doctor hust I mean he's doctor.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: He's doctor. Uh the Sun was theater? Yeah, he's Huxtable.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Cliffs Wow, good memory.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I watched the ship out of the Cosby Show.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I did too.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean there have been many times over my
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: life that Bill Cosby has put me to sleep.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I'd just be watching it and.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Let's see so true false Bill Cosby is a doctorate.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: An honorary doctorate is not. I'm gonna say false. I
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: don't think he has. I think he's got a monorary doctorates,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: but I don't think he's got a doctorate.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: So uh, space bar the answer. You like that.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: E d.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: This functioned from the University of Meths for mass Alright,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: I lose minus points. There we go, all right, off
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: to an early lead. All Right, we're uh jim with
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: zero the second. I mean that's I don't gonna put
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: the name. Let me get let me get Vladimir pudding
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: for a hundred, all right, start off young, you're false.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin has a doctorate?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Does not?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus oh does he die? You know he does, but
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: it's honorary because the is not giving him a doctor
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: in the head. Yeah, I feel like it's gonna be
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: one of those doctor you're calling me, Doug. Yeah, he
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: lost it too. It's so dangerous. Okay, give me true.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: There's there's no way he doesn't just have one. All right,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: he's gonna go get it. It's true.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: A PhD in economic policy from Leningrad mining against the
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: st Petersburg Mining University.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: What the I'll take the points? What are good jobs?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Point of job? Laddie h Nick, All right, let's go.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Uh I'm gonna do putting down roots.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Putting down root for one hundred. People with acrophobia would
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: not like to eat pudding from a treehouse in this
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: species of tree.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: The tallest tree in the world.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, what is the tallest tree in the world.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It looked like it was gonna be like, what is
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: a journey redwood?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Redwood is the correct answer.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: We also have accepted sequoia according to this jeopardy. Wow right,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: we're off to the running here.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: What do you think, pupil, I'm going to try the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: putting on the rits.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Putting on the rents for one hundred.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: This pastry, similar to a Dutch baby pancake, is an
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: essential part of a British Sunday roast dinner.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Oh damn baby pancakes. Oh yeah, I feel like I
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: know what it is too.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: No, I was just hungry for pancakes.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Are we going to ee up after this?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: You guys?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I hop they have creeps at I hop man.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: A British Sunday roast dinner. I don't know, so I'm
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: gonna guess. I know, Okay, I'm only saying this because
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: this is a restaurant that I was just looking at
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: early today called the Cornish Pasty. I think it's something
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: You want to say, a pasty.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna let's see.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tasty English.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, there we go.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I guess the famous Okay, checks out your back to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Jacob with a chance to redeem.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Let's see, I'll do We got putting in my two cents.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: We got more. Bill Cosby. I didn't do well with
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Bill Cosby last time. Nobody does.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Uh well, you know, it depends on how you measure it.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Not vertical. I'll go Bill Cosby. I'll stay with Bill.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: He wants Bill Blank and the Cosby Kids was a
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Saturday Morning cartoon.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Based on Bill Cosby's childhood. There's been multiple cartoons.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's Fat Albert is Fat Albert, but it
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: wouldn't have been Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. I'm
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: not I'm not sure it could be Fat Albert the
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: Cosby Kiss.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: So while he's thinking about this, Whitney years ago, I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: came with an idea for trivia. I don't know what
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I think about the titles of Kids. I was watching
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: with my children and I gave them to the guys
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: with the description of the show, and they had to
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: pick out the fake, and one of them was Little
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Bill and it's the story of Little Bill Cosby who
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: lives in New York. And I read them the whole
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: thing and they're like, well, that's absolutely not real. It's
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: one did you answer, no, no, No, It's it's like
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: super re It's not called Little Bill and the Cosby Kids.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: It's it's just it's not I watched this show. I
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: watched I'll guess fat Albert fad Alberts again, mister he
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: gets back back Cosby and he's.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Back on top, all right. He scores Jacob one hundred
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: to one hundred to one hundred to negative one hundred.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Who's stay you don't go to zero, witneycause.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: The second was worth two hundred. So we have got
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: a dead heat and it's back to me, right it is.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Let me close, okay, let me let me grab that
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: one hundred pudding in my two cents. Let's see what
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: the doubles in this No finals unless you want to
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: just pick to at random, round to the nearest dollar.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: This is how much a six pack of pudding cups
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: costs at Walmart.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ doesn't even give you the brand or
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: anything cups like.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: You don't know if this is like Yello pudding cups
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: or like high Top, or it could be the great value.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: Think high Top was great value before before they called
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: it great value. Yeah, all right, so you think you
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: call it it's a six pack and then saging myself,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: dollar a cup.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Is too much. It's not going to be a dollar
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: a cup. I'm thinking it's gonna be.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: It's good that it went to gym though, because Jim
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: has the kids up. I think it's.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: I bet I bet Jim putting cups most recently out
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: of the forum ust probably within my lifetime.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna take it eighty cents a cup and
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: times that by six, and I'm gonna get a number.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: And that is my number. Aha, And that number is
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: obviously you know the number. I mean, I don't want
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: to I don't want to insult your intelligence what six
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: times eight is and and it is for it is
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: way too cheap. There's no way it's gonna be what
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: do I get? Rounded to the nearest dollar, It's gonna
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: be under It's gonna be under a dollar a cup.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Give me five dollars, then it's got to be under
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: dollar a cup? Are we making him do prices?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Rules? Round to the nearest dollar? All right? So you
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: what's your answer? I want five?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Five?
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: No way?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Three? Honestly good deal? Good for you, Walmart? Yeah all right?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Jim dound, Nick and I are tied right now, and
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: it's Nick's turn.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Nick, what do you think Vladimir pudding for two hundred? Please?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Vladd got all dressed up and ready for a classy evening,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: maybe even putting on this luxury hotel chain.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what is the luxury hotel chain? Seems like
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: the question what is the luxury hotel chain of what
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: that he put it on? That he got classy? Oh?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: I know the answer. Oh shit, I do know the answer. Okay,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: I'm amazed that you don't know the answer to this. Immediately?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Am I supposed to read between the lines? No?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: If anything, you're taking too deep into I want you
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: to be able to pass. That's what I want you
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: to be able to do.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Right now, ready for.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: A classy evening, maybe even pudding on the ten nine eight, seven, six, five,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: four three two one.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: The ritz the rits, Yeah, putting on the Rits. Okay,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: putting on the Rits. I wrote this before I saw
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: the whole.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Second. It couldn't.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Whoever wrote that question did not know there was a
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: whole category on the rits every point.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Damn well done, Whitney, making down with the lead by
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: the down the root.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: So excited putts you can hear I think to get
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: out of it?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe I can't.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Let's say, don't I putting down roots down roots for two?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Instant pudding was rooted or invented in this decade? Damn, Whitney.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: What decade instant putting invented?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Oh damn?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: And we'll need to know that in the Chinese calendar,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: of course, yes, in the year of our Lord.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: I know I was going to say.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: The Russian Orthodox calendar.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Was there putting in the seventies? I mean putting? I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: mean I don't know putting was instant putting?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: This could be back to Twinkie days like.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: This could be something instant has a seventies feel to it.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I feel like in the seventies. That's when it all
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: became like, hey, we can do this faster. Yeah, all
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: of the fas process.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: It's getting faster. It's all about efficiency and speed.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say sixties.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. I like that. Guess a lot.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I would have guessed fifties. Well you you would have
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: been almost run. I don't have been wrong.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Next saying like convenience, I was like, well, drive throughs
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: came around like the fifties, so yeah, I probably those.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Points from her. Take them put her deep in the hole.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, what's the scores? What are we at?
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Let's see Nick is in the lead with three hundred,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: I am in second with one hundred, Gym is in
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: third with zero, and Whitney is in fourth with negative
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: three hundred. Right, I wanted to do Nick and Whitney
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: of course have the most use for the PHDES.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Out of everyone who isn't Jim yet because we haven't
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: had it yet.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Just about.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Me, I'll try. I'll stick with Bill for three hundred.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Bill Cosby cleaning it out. Brigadier General William Cosby was
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: an army officer and colonial administrator who served as the
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Governor of New York.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: Was this before or.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: After US independence? In seventeen seventy six?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I love that there's a real person.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Also, you're getting a fifty to fifty These are these
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Cosbys are easy? I guess. So was it before or after?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: You got a fifty to fifty shot? An army William
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Cosby was an army officer and colonial administrator. Here's a
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: big hint.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Governor of New York was before after independance? Governor?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Any be governor of New York before?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: I know that's governors, the British head governors, colonial administration.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm wondering before before I feel it's a
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: solid answer. Seventeen thirty six. Sam, he's getting them points,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: racking up points.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Huge comeback, Smith shooting back up, Jim, Jim.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: It's time to get something on the board. Here, give me,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: give me pudding on the Ritz for.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Two two hondo within three pounds? What is the a
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: la carte price to a dessert or pudding? At the
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Ritz restaurant in London? Their dessert selection is Ritch Chocolate
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: so fla, the Ritz signature chocolate seasonal citrus fruit, chestnut,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: mont Blanc and port roast.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Fig Oh my god, oh Jesus, within three pounds with dollars,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: it's pounds. Do you think I just picked three?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: Because then that gives you anything anywhere from a.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Huge range, huge, huge, God damn. So I think the
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: pounds are worth more than dollars. So I'm gonna start
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: with what feels like an expensive dollars. I'm gonna go
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: so dollars. My brain says a nice hotel pudding probably
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: gonna come in around forty bucks, so in pounds, feels
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: like that's gonna be about fifty. So I'm gonna say
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: rits all the fucking give me.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: We did go to the Ritz of Doors because our
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: hotel was next door to the rest.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're like, let me just so.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: We popped it and had had drakes at the Rips.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: You've been there recently. Give me. I didn't have any desserts.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: If you're at the Ritz and you're ordering dessert, you're
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: not looking at prices. You're looking at prices. Give me
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: fifty two. I think that's British pound. Out of my
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: fucking game, seventy pounds fifty two British fifty pounds, Come on,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: be there twenty seven pounds. Sh shit? Is that pre inflation?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: It's as of.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Three forty pm Pacific time on whatever day this.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Goddamn writer the timestamped it sh.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: The British pound is currently worth a dollar twenty six US.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: It hurts so bad, it smoked, Nick.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Let's go get your back with pudding. Vladimir Pudding Vladimir
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: three hundred Mestafo Brewing Company of Adelaide, Australia has a
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: beer called Vladimir Pudding. What type of beer is it?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Is it an American pale ale a hef of iss?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: It a Russian imperial stout or a logger?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, but that could be a
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: red herring. It's not Oh boy, oh boy, I don't know.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: On the confidence.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: At these points. See, if you don't check playing.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: For this, I will go see. I mean that just
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: makes a Russian imperial style.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: And Scott, if you're calling it pudding, I get hard ones.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: I'm going with Vladimir Pudding.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: For EUSt getting named. It is your turn.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm going to go four hundred and if
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: this is hard, I'm going to be massed.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 10: Every historic Russian figure battles of histories Resputant versus Stella,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 10: and both make an appearance.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Name every history. I don't even understand how this question
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: could be this hard.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: The universe hates Whitney. This is incredible question. Go for it,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: go nuts his name every like to get Resputin and Stalin.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Solid, Yeah, yeah, those will be to respute install the
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: first two.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: To guess anyone else that could be the trick. It
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: could just be those two.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know Russian figure. Oh oh yeah, because
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: I guess I could just be too. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: guess I'll just guess the two. Okay, okay, obvious.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Put in Stalin and put as well.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have gotten Oh.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: Man, come on, Oh that's a rough one. That's rough.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: Give us the scores there, Jacob, what are the standing?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: Nick is still in the lead with six hundred. I'm
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: nipping at his heels though with four hundred. Jim is
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: in third place with negative two hundred. Damn it, and
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: Whitney is also playing.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're asking questions, you're having a good answer.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: Give her.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Give the girl some scotch, alright, she's a liquid courage.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: You'll do fine.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I fuck you.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I'm closing out Vladimir Pudding for five hundred big money.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Putin was disappointingly not famous for putting these hard shelled
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: tree fruits in his book Comb the fuck on, Come
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: the fuck on, I mean, for five hundred.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: But is it figgy pudding?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: Is it fig.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Like I know the answer?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Or is it like a like a hazel nut or something? Fruits?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, har.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Walnuts, walnut? Yeah, I was thinking walnut initially.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: Acorns, right there you go, acorn corn putting? Sure, everybody
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: a corn pudding delicacy.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help, I guess. I mean that's the thing.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: Hard shell. I mean figs have a bit of a
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: shell to them. But yeah, it's not terribly Hoton was
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: not famous.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: Not disappointingly, I think, disappointingly. Is the piggy pudding? Like
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: that's I think?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: So I think it's got to be figs. I'm going
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: to figs. We go what I'm still ahead of? Damn, Jim,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: you're up, all right, It's time to get action here,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: give me Bill Cosby for five. It's time to come back.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: The only appropriate part two? What the only ligma?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: The only appropriate part to ligma of pudding cups.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: Only appropriate part to enigma of putting cups. I don't
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: know what this question is A well, ligma is associated
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: with ligma nuts. So you ask somebody a prompting question
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: that uses the word ligma and then they answer something
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: you liigma nuts. But if you're ligging a pudding cup,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: you should only lick the lid. So I'm going to
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: go with the lid. Okay, whatever the top is, I'm
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: can I get ruling on that. I'm so deep in
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: the hole. This only makes me competitive. It only makes
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: it a more interesting game, and we all know that's
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: what I was aiming for. I think we got to
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: give it to Okay, thank you, legal scalp. Yeah, get
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: me back in the game. I hate my honesty. Let's
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: see naked your turn.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna go putting in my two
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: cents for two hundred, I'm gonna I'm gonna play a
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: little conservative. The coins needed when you want to buy
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: a thirty cent pudding cup, but one of the coins
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: is not jam.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: For a six pack?
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I need silence for this, all right.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: Let the record show that I know this answer exactly right.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: Now it's not a nickel.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got one.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm gonna tell you. But it doesn't it
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: doesn't say how many is three times?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Shut up?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Shut up you, I'm putting your deck up. Shut up.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you that the or fun you count
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: them because whatever answer is on this question, that's the
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: answer that we're gonna take three dimes. Do you want
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: to go three dimes? Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: It's a quarter and a nickel.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: The other one is a nickel. Okay, answer is not
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: wrong according to that, that's what I said. We're gonna
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: go with whatever whatever answers they have there, very famous joke,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: but one of the one of the coins is not
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: a nickel, but the other one is. Because the writer
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: is supposed to put what two coins are needed? They see,
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: let's see Whitney.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Nick is still in the lead, but he's only one
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: hundred ahead of Gym. Now we go, and we still
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: have uh what do we have?
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: We have ten questions left.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: H Whitney numbers are on the board.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: For five hundred. All right, Yeah, I'm fucking stealing all
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: these and losing them from It.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Is recognized as one of the largest organisms on Earth
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: due to its interconnected root system. What type of tree? God,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: damn it, that's what I thought. I thought the answer
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: was gonna be tree. What type of tree makes up Pando?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: One of the largest organisms?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: So Panda is the name of the organism. Yes, they
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: call it Panda. That's right. What kind of tree is Pando? Okay,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: now I understand I thought now that Jim has read
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: the question.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, what type of tree? We already talked about the
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: the Sequoia trees. I know those roots are very shallow
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: and stretch very far and wide, but I don't think
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: they interconnect. So largest Organd what types of trees are there?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: There's a couple, yeah, apple tree. There's only a couple
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: types of trees. Yeah, there's the tall ones, then there's
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: the short ones. Do you know where this is? No,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: it's in North America, I believe.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, is this like I don't know if that what
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: are mangroves made out? Is it like one of those
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: that's a tree mangroves?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: Sorry?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: Job, Yeah, I'll go with that. They have a lot
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: of roots.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a mang. I think it's in Utah.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell it's called. I don't either.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well that's what I'm going on with mangroves.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: Let's show me potato salad. Yeah, aspen or specifically the
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: quaking aspen.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: I think it's time for a points check in wait revidend.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: Let's see Nike four.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: Hundred gym three hundred meters negative one hundred, and it's
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: my turn, so I'll go Whitney Bill Cosby for four
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: hundred is. Also in nineteen seventy nine, General Foods introduced
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: the company's first frozen dessert product, with Bill Cosby as spokesperson.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: What was this product?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: There?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: We ago or shallow pudding?
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, the frozen ye see. Yeah,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: well I'm picking the.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Jimmy.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: You're up, and you and I are now tied. So
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: Vladimir is gone. Vladimir's gone, Bill Cosby's gone. We still
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: have putting down roots, putting in my two cents and
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: putting on the rits.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, all right, let's go putting on the rits.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: Give me putting on the writs for three all right.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: This blood sausage is commonly found as part of a
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: full English breakfast.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: You oh yeah, oh oh, it's gonna be putting in
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: the answer, Oh, blood pudding.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Blood pudding, Yeah, is incorrect.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: It's not blood. Putting is a different thing.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: It's more like coagulated blood and stuff in it.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: It's yes England.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: Uh, Nick okay, Nick with the lead putting in my
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: two cents all right. Traditionally, a coin is stirred into
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: a Christmas pudding. Uh, and it brings whoever found the
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: coin wealth and good luck in the year to come.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: What type of coin is traditionally used? A penny, a shilling,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: a pound, or a sixpence.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I thought a pound was dollars. Why would
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: a pound be dollars. It's dollars. It's what they have
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: as dollars. It's their dollars. It's there, it's their primary currency. Yes, yeah,
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: it's their dollars. It's it's like past it's a pound.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: It's a different thing. I know it's than a dollar,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: but the dollars paper. But you realize that there is
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: a dollar.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have you have like like it's all dollars,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: but you have a bill that is a dollar.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they have a dollar, a pound.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, a pound and sixpence just seems too much, okay
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: for like a traditional little thing. So I'm gonna say,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: uh penny or a shilling, I'd like to ask the audience.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, turning to the audience, please scream into your
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: phone listening device. I'm gonna say shilling. Okay, is what
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: they were? Just a penny? Were shouting shilling? It's six
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: whatever what I.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: Told you I would get sixpence. You didn't want to
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: listen to negative twelve hundred.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: For some reason. It's a Whitney's turn negative.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: I'm going to do. I'm going to do put it
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: on the writs five Okay.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: The traditional British Christmas pudding is usually soaked with what
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: sweet alcohol?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: Two answers only need one for the point, So.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: It's a brandy or brandy brandy.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: It is correct.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: Hundred.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: Back up to negative seven hundred. Still it's me. I'll
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: try putting on the rits for four hundred, last five questions.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: The Ritz Carlton Company has one hundred and eight luxury
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: hotels and resorts in thirty countries and territories.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: Which countries do not.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry, which continent does not have a Ritz Carlton brand hotels? Okay,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: North America, there's a Ritz Carlton brand hotels in North America.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: There are South America. I'm breaking through the continent. His
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: math South America. That's just south of North America. They're
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: probably hotels and they can just drive a truck down there.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: That's not too Australia. They're very fancy in Australia, I'm
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: sure they have. They are not fancy.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: How many continent cent are we Europe.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: For well, they definitely Europe's got Prince Carlton Hotels.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: Asia, are you sure Prince.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Carlton Hotels, Prince s Carlton Hotels.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: An Asian Macau Okay, yeah, shut the fuck up all
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: and Africa. Africa has some very fancy parts as well.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go with Antarctica.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, Witney, Oh.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: If you're wrong, there's one.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: It would have been awesome if it had been. I
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: see four questions left, Jacob, Well, I have one move,
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: and that's only to go for five hundred, So give
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: me putting in my two cents for five huh.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: I guess we can just call him doctor right now
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: can't we.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: It's over, It's impossiblet's fish out.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Let's finish it out.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: This biblical book of the Christian Bible is one of
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: one of the first known references to someone giving their
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: two cents. Oh wow, the Bible, Biblical book of the
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: Christian Bible.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: That's the Christian the first known reference the Christian Bible
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: jem of someone.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: Giving their two cents, giving their.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: Two giving literally two tithing.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: Which book starts talking about tithing?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: And now I know there is the twopence song from
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: Mary Poppins, so it could be Mary Poppins, the book
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: of the Book of Mary Poppins.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean I'm going with this tithing thing,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna get into the Book of Acts,
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: going axe show me the Book of Acts.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: Jesus, come on.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: What is the book or Gospel of Mark and or Luke?
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: The poor lady offers everything she has, which is two cents,
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: as a donation, while the rich offer relatively nothing.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: Well, fuck me, so I guess there is no God.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: Is this what you guys have been talking about? I
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: kind of get it now. That was my moment and
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: I really got fucked.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: Within three gallons, how much semen, I mean pudding he
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: required to fill a home depot in kiddie pool.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: I knew the answer if it was semen.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: Wait, what temperature submarine or.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: Navy joke?
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, how much put would be required to fill a home?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: Forty five inch kitty pool? Uh?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: Gallons?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: So forty five inch kitty pool.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: So it's bigger than the thirty five inch kitty pool
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: by about ten inches.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to go about ten more.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: That's how the math is gonna wa.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: I know Nick knows the math for the thirty five minutes.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say fifty. No, I'm gonna
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: say forty five gallons.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: Forty five gallons is incorrect under fifty sixty?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: Were you gonna go? Were you about to say fifty
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: or fifty something? Fifty? Okay, so you're sorry even at fifty.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, Whitney putting down roots for three hundred
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: or four hundred four four hundo, trying to get closer
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: to positive points. Yeah, what does the Latin root for
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: the word courage translate to huh cower?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's the root pudding?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: The Latin got it?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be something. What was this category roots?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: Putting down roots for the word courage translate to a
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: pudding is my answer.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: Let's try it, go for it. The Latin root is core,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: meaning heart. You didn't need to know the actual Latin
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: word to get the points. Doesn't matter. She didn't get
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: either one. Okay, I'm putting down roots for three hundred
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: is the last question of the game. Oh my god,
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: the castilia the Saint Acna with Sicilian roots famously resembles
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: what part of the human anatomy?
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: I believe this one's worth three thousand points? I believe
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, that's what I saw.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: Let's see that is famously resembles. The colon resembles the
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 4: colon that comes right.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: That's fair.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 9: Ah, the breast breast? I miss of the chests. The
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 9: questionties remove those points for taking those points off your score, and.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: The game is has a negative eleven hundre points. Close.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: Jim has a negative five hundred points. Nick has negative
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: three hundred points. They're gonna notice a trend with those
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: three scores in the front of each of the numbers.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: It was a negative. If you'll remember, I got that
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: last question wrong. That was almost I lost the boys
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: took it off. My final score is four hundred points.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: There it is doctor the title. I never felt more doctoral.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 4: My brother actually graduated with his pH d yesterday.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like I have achieved more today. Yeah, that'd
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: be so funny. The family is like sending in the
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: group thread like, hey, we're really proud of you kicks.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: The doctors are very proud. The children are doctors.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: Of equal value.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: Well there it is okay, fair and square. There can
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: be no dispute. Where's my doctorate, Jim? I need to
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: bring that.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: That was the whole point.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Whitney, mega negatives. Okay, nobody wants to love
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: actually blows.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: I still have a stack of Jim's doctorates.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah the house.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: So I can bring if he doesn't bring in the
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: real thing. Yeah, you can always double down, just take
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: more things from the tab grows. I mean you already
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: you already have Tims on Best of Las Vegas. Yeah
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: that's right.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I made racing for Pinks. Oh my god, I'll
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: get the super route. Yes, Jim's walking home.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for joining us for yet another season
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: of pod Therapy. Do you have any cliffhangers for next season.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we need soap opera cliffhangers. Will this
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: make me sick? Oh, he's eating the cord. No, the
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: smell is not good. Do not eat that.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Man to it.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: You're better than No. Oh, the smell is poor. Oh,
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: don't don't, for the love of God, don't do I
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: don't know if he's so much in his mouth.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: This is it?
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: This is a drop that line. He's giving it a
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 1: bike so bad. We got the teeth on there. And
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: then he pulled away. He goes trush can. His Iowa
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: sensibilities will let him throw it away. It'll boil it
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: to get something else out of it. It has been cooked.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: It's not raw.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: I could tell by feeling. It's kind of but that
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: still doesn't tell you if it's sweet corn or if
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: it's field corn.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: It is sweet corn. Okay, it is sweet corn.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: You know how it smells when you open a can
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: of the whole kernel corn.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: It has that juice in there and everything. Imagine leaving
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 4: that out for like three hours. Just open it up
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: and then out for about three hours. It's not like
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: a crazy long time, but enough time for everything to
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: be room temperature. That tasted like that smells and metallity.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for taking the team to go.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well you know us doctors yea.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: And beyond Yeah yeah, damn.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well you have done it again. You've
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: wasted another season with our little happy show. We have seasons,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: who knows, you know. Yeah, we'll put another one in
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: the book.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: It's because we've done seven of them.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: That's why. Yep. So now we can be proud of it. Yeah.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: But we're so grateful for all of you. You've supported
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: us all these years, and our show has grown and
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: grown and grown, and throughout the years we've made so
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: many friends with other podcasts, of course none less than
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: the great Matt and Maddingly's ice Cream Social Podcast. And
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: special thanks to Jacob who has put up with us
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: for these seven years, brought us on and really just
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: been here to keep us alive. So we are so
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: grateful to have met so many of you at scoop Fest.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 1: We got to do and just Whitney got to do
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: her first scoop Fest and got to do tons of
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: photos with everybody, and we had a lot of fun
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: with Morning Murders again and had some great interviews this year,
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: some great stuff on our Patreon. We got our first
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: intern this year with them McCain. A lot of fun.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: We've got to know a bunch of therapy producers this
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: year through the Patreon and your special segments. So it's
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: been a really productive year of us. We've had a
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: lot of fun this year.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every year. I feel like we're definitely going to
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: fuck this up this year. Yeah, and we haven't yet. Yeah,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not to a point where we're not going to
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: do it anymore. Yeah we're still walking. Yeah, it's still
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: still hobbling down the street.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: We're still we're still cooking. Still a great show. So
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: we are so thankful that you've joined us for this project.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: It is the little show that could. I'm really proud.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about this the other day. You know,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: I had this opportunity this season to do a collaboration
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 1: with one of the largest mental health podcasts in the category,
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 1: and you know, that was eye opening. I think it was.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: It was a great opportunity to just realize what it
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: takes to be number one and also realize we will
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: never have what it takes to be number one. But
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: I'm really proud of what we are. I feel like
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: we feel a very specific niche in the world.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I think it's in a beautiful way.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: Like I'm reflecting on the show. I'm reflecting on the
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 1: season and reflecting on seven years. And I know, for me,
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of what we do, even though I cringe
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 1: through it and every show I'm like, well, that that's it.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: That's the one. We fucking finished it. There's no way
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: we're coming back after that. I'm proud of it, you know,
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: yeah that wasn't there for a while. Yeah, but I'm
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: really proud of it. And I feel like the people
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: that listen to the show, that have glued onto the show,
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: that have formed the community around the show, they would
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: have it no other way, Like this is what they want.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: There is a there's a professional golfer. His name is
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: Joel Damon and he's he's known as being like the
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: most likable guy on tour. And he was doing an
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: interview once and he's not very I mean, he's good,
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: but he doesn't play up to his potential. Okay, but
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: everybody just loves him. And his whole philosophy is he's like, well,
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: somebody has to come in seventieth in a tournament. It
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: may as well be me.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think we're the Joel Damon Yeah podcast. There
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 1: it is. We're just not going to be here. Yeah,
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: we're having a great time. We're having fun. It's fun time.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: We have our own lane, and people have found us
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: and they're happy to join us because I'm a bad boy.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: There it is, Yeah, the only reason bad boys.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: Well anyway, thank you everybody who has joined us, who
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: continues to listen, even if you are not a Patreon
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: if you're just one of the loyal subscribers who makes
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: us part of your week and we are your weekly
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: therapy session. Uh, we really appreciate you. And of course
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: for all of you who go to patreon dot com
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 1: slash therapy who have given as little as a buck
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: but joined us and been a part of us and
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: been part of the community, spoken up in discord, introduced
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 1: yourself to us, weighed in on questions and giving people support.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: That really gives us life. You know, seeing you guys
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: be a part of this in the background, it gives
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: us that sense of not feeling alone. When you're just
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: four people in a studio making each other laugh, having
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: a good time, it's easy to forget the thousands of
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: people that listen to the show, and.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: We've been broadcasting this.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, none of this is now, none of this has
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: been recording. This was fun though.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just for I have a new Year's thing for
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: you listeners, especially if you're not a Patreon already. You
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: can do a yearly subscription right now at patreons. You
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: go over to patreon dot com slash therapy, get yourself
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: a yearly subscription upond therapy. I would suggest a ten
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: dollars a month level, so it's one hundred and twenty
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 2: dollars for the year. But it's not because when you
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: do the year long subscription, you get a discount, and
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: that discount comes out of Patreon's.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 1: In Oh, they take the hit.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: That's right. So Patreon takes the hit because you're committing
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: to that full year of membership with a contributor, so
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: they take that hit. So go over patreon dot com
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: slash therapy sign up for the full year. I would
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 2: say the ten dollars level, it's less than one hundred
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: and twenty dollars for the year.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 4: You get, you get an episode a week, you get
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: bonus content every week. There's a lot of shit out there,
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: and these are three professional therapists who are in here
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: just doing this and hanging out with a stupid comedian
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: who is a PhD by the way.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: The dioral comedian. Yeah, doctoral comedian. Yeah.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: So go over there patreon dot com slash therapy. It's
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 2: a thing. It's an important thing, you know what. You're
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: listening to it and destigmatizing mental health care.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to do. So go over there.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 4: And you can also buy that subscription as a gift
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: for someone else, so you can get it for yourself,
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: and you can also get it for someone else who
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 4: you think might be really into a show that destigmatizes
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 4: mental health care like this one does.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: That's also cunt wallet. Yeah, there's that too. Yeah, we
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: would love to read your name to start off season eight.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: It would mean the world to us to see more
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: names on the family list. And by the way, quick
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: little PSA. A lot of times people's memberships end at
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: the end of the year, and so this is your
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: reminder that if you're one of our friends on Patreon,
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: maybe double check it and make sure that it's still
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 1: little love.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: My credit card that's hooked up to my my personal
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: Patreon is expiring this month.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: Ah I gotta redo that update that thing.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 1: But we do. We do post a week extra stuff
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: every week. And right now I'm launching a two week
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: series that's coming up in two episodes or it's this next.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what episode it airs because it's one even. Yeah,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 1: seven more hours I do, I do? That's each seven
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: hours each, yeah, per per cut, fourteen hour cut. No,
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a two episode series on the Sternberg triangular
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: theory of love. So it's a breakdown of eight different
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: types of relationships that you'll see, and it's kind of
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: a breakdown of the different ingredients of love according to Sternberg,
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: and how to keep relationships vital and healthy, and also
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: how to locate your type of relationship in the eight
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: different types of love that are all very legitimate, but
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: sometimes knowing what name to call your specific style of
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: relationship and then understanding how to locate your style versus
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 1: other people's styles really useful way to think about it.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: What's what style? Where you get your partner ear plugs?
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: For christ? Yeah, yeah, that's hot hot, think that's what
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: that is? This is this is so embarrassing.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: I have actually already recorded a ten hour long Steinberg Deep.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: This is why we have the group thread. Man, you're
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: supposed to let me know.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's my that's my real already that's already up.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: He's also recorded U season eight of you already got it.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: That's already got it. So we just sit this next
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: one out. Yeah, it's the best yet, but it's it's
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 1: top three. We'll take a sabbatical.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: It will be nice to.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: Top three of the seasons in the top half. Oh, anyway,
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Everybody who sticks with us has
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: become our pals throughout this project. It means the world
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: to us, and it's nice. It feels like this really
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: validates our work. But anyway, as Jacob is saying patroon
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: dot com slash therapy, seeing the support on there means,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: you know, we can keep this going and it keeps
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 1: the show possible and it really is the difference maker.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: So as we are recording this, we are recording this
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 1: in the past. We're recording this on some day December fifteenth.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: So if you've joined us and started supporting the show
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: since that date, obviously I'm not about to list you,
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: but we will be getting to you as we start
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: our season eight. Thank you. But thank you very much.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 1: But we do have somebody to thank who, according to
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 1: this date, is our newest therapeal.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: We got a new therapal.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 11: Welcome to the show, God, welcome God like the fish. Yeah, nice,
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 11: yes would be God. We will all fish listeners. Yeah.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 11: So if you're a bass yes, yes, the band or.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: The animal, yes you don't. It's fine. But thanks to
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: everybody that supports us on Patreon, especially our theity long
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 1: may he reign the dark Lord himself, Jim's fush, Thank you, Dad,
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: and of course the thankful, benevolent, revere, generous and flagrantly
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: pro therapy diehards who love you all so much they
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: give to lit hurts that they're partner's dirty bee and picket.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: And of course our loyal boss is the mysterious and
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: shrouded Illuminati members of the fan Club that they're producers.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jake Schneider, Myra, Robert Brownie Junior, Mint, Smitty Scoop,
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 1: Ben Don, Judy Schneider, Kayla Landsberry, Malia Leon Cassab Mason Miller,
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  Speaker 2: And if you would like to hear this episode uncut
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  Speaker 2: and unedited and should.
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  Speaker 12: Fuck you fuck your movie Whitney Jarrey and enjoy our
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• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: That's all the time we got for season seven of
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: pot Therapy. We of course want to thank our perennial
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  Speaker 2: I'm Nick changeb.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just Jim. Thanks, and we'll see for appointments next year.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: Long made, doctor Jacob. Right, we've got three more Christmas
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 1: tribute Oh hit us, let's go.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: There we go, double or Nothing? Yes, best of Las Vegas.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: Back to multiple Choice.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: There's three of them here, so we're obviously gonna give
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: these to Jacob first.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: Un all right.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: A German tradition is to hide a certain food in
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: a Christmas tree, and the first one to find it
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 2: gets a special gift.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 1: What is the food? Oh boy, I feel like I
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 1: want it to be a hot dog. Yeah, I feel
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 1: like it's a sauage. I don't want. Yeah, I really
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: do think it is. I think it's a broad or something,
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: just a cased meat. Yeah, find the sau bundling this
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 1: tree and just gripping in the dark. Find the sausage
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 1: in the fur. That's it. And it's bobbing for apples.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 1: You just rubbed your face, get your hands in there
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: through all the bristles. You're just mouthing in every direction
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 1: like a fucking carp Just look for this. I don't
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 1: have a single guess. I'm gonna need some options.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Are you trying to find the pickle, find the orange,
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 2: find the candy cane, or find the gingerbread? All these
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: are belony offenses. I mean I wanted to be pickle.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: Just my heart. My heart heart wants pickle, my head
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: wants orange. I'll go orange.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 1: You should have followed your.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 2: Glorious I'm both sad and happy. All right, Whitney, I'll
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: give you this one. What iconic Christmas song was released
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety four, but didn't reach number one in
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 2: the billboards until twenty five years later. Twenty nineteen, twenty nineteen.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: It read it was It reached number one twenty five
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 2: years after twenty nineteen. No, twenty five years after it
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: was recorded, So twenty I say twenty five years later.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 1: Because it was ninety four. Oh was it?
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: The German ship. Was it the German song hide the Pickle?
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: There it is, hide z pickle in that tree, in
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: that tree?
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 1: It was recorded by a scorpion. I think, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: I think Mariah Carey gonna go.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: For two, going for yeah, yeah, the Mariah Carey song
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: you got It damn nineteen is when that research is the.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: Pig all right? The tree, the tree, these the's mouth
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: all right? Jim, what was the first toy advertised on television?
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: Oh? Boy, give me slink flash line to find the
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: pick give me give me slinky for two. That was
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 1: atn option redound to take him off?
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 3: Boy, the first toy, and a commercials said.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 1: First toy advertised on television? What about silly putty? That's no.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like we're definitely just on family. That's good.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: As Barbie, Oh, Barby is good.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 2: Also an option but no come back options.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: Frisbee ship. It's been around since the Old West.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 4: But yeah, let's see not Barbie.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: Barbie was so solid. That was good.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: That was another guest that I think is this is.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: A common common toy.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: What about what about a match box car? That's it?
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 1: Good guess? But no, no, okay, it's a really common toy.
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 4: Is it the America the cup?
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 1: That cup in the ball?
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: Miss him toy?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a doll?
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  Speaker 2: No?
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: Is it a game?
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: It's not a game.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: Oh that was that was a solid note toy. Army men,
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 1: give me green army Men. Good guess, but no, is
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 1: it a red rider?
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 3: Bb gun.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: Radio Radio.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: I can't believe we all had guests that were on there,
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 3: but it wasn't it.
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: You've all guessed something on toy story, but haven't gotten
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: the right potato headtto. That's back when it came. It
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: didn't come with the potato. It was just it was
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: a box of the carts and you had to use
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: potato and you just stabbed the.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: Things into a real potato.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 2: I heard that, I thought, oh my god, my grandma
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: had an original mister Potato head set that I don't
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: know disappeared thirty years ago.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 3: Probably Wow, mister Potato had super cool.
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 1: I like it better that way, potato. Yeah, thank you
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 1: for the questions, Philip.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you, nobody's listening to the Sparren nobody zero people.
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 1: All right, friends, thanks for doing season seven with us,