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Losers Online REFUSE To Stop Recording People Without Their Consent · Papa Gut

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All right, guys, truly I'm I'm a little shocked here.
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I thought you guys were going to want to eat up even more like
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That's not a negative. By the way.
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This looks more interesting than anything else that was on the
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pole. You know, unless to me bouncing
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on it anyway, this from Shira stop filming strangers.
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I like that idea. We should stop filming
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strangers, dude. All right, it's weird, man
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Content is very strange now, like going in public and going
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around and just like rage meeting for attention.
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I don't really understand how people do it.
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I'm assuming that it is this has to do with, you know, don't make
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strangers for content. I don't get how you do it.
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I just I don't have like the lack of decency to be able to go
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around and being obnoxious to connect at all.
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Incredible. And I still am because I'm fat
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and on TikTok. Let's get this party started.
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Strangers starts Picture this. Strangers starts talking to you
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on the streets, but you have no way of knowing if this is just a
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conversation or if you're being filmed for content.
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That's why I play it safe and I never talk to anyone in public.
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And I'm just, I'm not rude. I'm just always dismissive.
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Oh, no, thank you. You know what I mean?
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Don't talk to me. I don't say that.
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But I gave off that energy a little bit.
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People will know who I am, will walk up to me and ask to talk or
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whatever. And oh, yeah, yeah.
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And I'll take a picture. I have no problem with that.
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But I'm just a little socially awkward dude.
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I think you're really pissy. I'd quite like to grab your
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number. You head to the gym for a quick
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workout and the guy on the next machine isn't checking his form,
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he's checking yours. Hey, excuse me, how many more
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sets do you have? You're at work just.
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Whoa, you think that was fake for like some kind of like rage
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baits for her to do like an only fans?
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Because you never know nowadays. Sometimes that's how they plug
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it. It's talking to a customer and
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somewhere someone's already clipped your voice to make fun
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of it online. Can you help me with some
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questions for my class? You give me a few minutes,
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you're at the nail salon thinking you're safe, and then a
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guy with awkwardly large classes walks up to you.
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Wow, your toes are so beautiful, you see?
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That's crazy bro. Come on, that's insane.
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I will say though, because they're talking, I'm assuming
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they're talking about meta glasses.
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That's why we never should have given up the stereotype to
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ignore nerds. Just kidding guys, talk to all
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your nerds, OK? Just not the guys from Revenge
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of the Nerds, because I don't know if you remember that movie,
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but one of the nerds says the girl in that movie, it's seen as
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a positive, which is very strange because it's like, hey,
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the bad guy is super mean. So the good guy, the nerd
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dresses up like the way the bad guy dressed up in a Darth Vader
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costume and then has with her without her realizing that it's
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him. But she likes it a lot.
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So nerds can slam hams too, guys, They just have to take
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advantage of you first. It's kind of a crazy message.
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I'm actually shocking that that was ever kind of a a productive,
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positive message in society. It's kind of up, you know, when
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you think about it just a little bit, OK, just a little bit.
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See, there used to be warning signs.
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You know, a ring light, a tripod, even a mic shoved in
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your face. I know there's just a guy and a
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pair of glasses. And in that moment you realize
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there is no such thing as a private moment anymore, because
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somebody out there is always recording.
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Pretty much. That's the new American dream,
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man. People can't make it doing other
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stuff, so they want to record and it's unfortunate, you know,
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that's why all the problems of the world.
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You can really, you can really break down to just like pretty
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big systemic issues, less annoying kids running around
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trying to do content. If only we would fix the system.
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Dude are. You recording me?
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No. Whoa, liar.
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Recently, a video posted by the self-proclaimed Risk God went
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viral online in which he is trying to pick up a woman at the
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beach coach. Yes, I'm a coach.
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I teach guys how to be confident.
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That's not great to do, OK. I teach guys how to be
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confident. Guys please.
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So mid conversation, an unsuspecting man approaches him,
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decides to paint him a compliment on his super cool
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glasses. More glasses.
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Man appreciate you brother. But then this super kind
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stranger notices something something unusual about those
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glasses. Appreciate you brother.
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These are the please stop. Thank you so much.
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Suddenly this man. Damn, he didn't want to get
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exposed. I thought he was fine with
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people knowing that he's doing. I thought he said yes, he was
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recording. She said, are you a coach?
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He said yes, I'm a coach. I misheard it.
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It was so he's gross. He's trying to make it so that
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people don't know that he's fine recording.
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I don't like that. Like, give people informed
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consent. Wait a minute, guys.
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We should have learned that in high school.
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Please stop. We should have learned that
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before high school. We should have.
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We should be learning stuff like that every day.
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OK, that's why I'm not going to make my daughter hug any
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strangers or people that they know.
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And frankly, no kisses on the mouth, the cheek when they're,
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you know, the cheek probably, but just myself and my wife, you
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know, maybe the grandmas. I don't even know how I feel,
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though. I will say that I don't know how
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I feel germs, you know, thankfully we the there are
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obnoxious mock up parents at least are not anti vaxxers.
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So I'm not really sure what else there is to believe if they if
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you're not going to do the conspiracy stuff, but whatever.
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Thank you so much. Suddenly this man realizes that
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those glasses that he initially thought were super cool were
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actually super not cool and we're recording this entire
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conversation and that Tristan here really didn't want the
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baddie next to him to fire down. Stop.
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Thank you so much. Please stop.
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Thank you so much. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Watching his back. Why?
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Why would that guy walk away and be like, no dude, you have
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fucking recording. Say something dude.
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I fully assumed that this guy was creeped out, which I would
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be too. You compliment a stranger's
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glasses only to later realize he was wearing a police body Cam.
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Except for your only crime is existing in public and your
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punishment be judged by 21 million people on TikTok now.
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Bro almost sold me out. It turns out I wasn't the only
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one creeped out by this because most of the comments agreed with
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me. Please stop.
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I need to secretly record these girls and post them without
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permission. True anyway.
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Like, I don't know that you legally need permission, but
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like, who cares about the law, dude?
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Not January Sixers. But anyway, who cares, man?
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It's just the right thing to do. And I I what what happened?
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Like we're supposed to. I felt like we're supposed to do
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things that are just the right thing to do sometimes, most of
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the time for the whether it's a law or not, Like let's just do
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the right thing. Yeah, I don't think he has any
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right to record the girl without her consent.
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It's quite strange. He should have just said so and
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that's it. OK, so you don't want her to
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know that you're recording her. But there were still people
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defending him, arguing that he's just filming in public and
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doesn't owe anybody a heads up and that this isn't voyeurism
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and this isn't creepy and. It is creepy, dude.
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It's just weird. Like why?
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That's what that's the see, that's the, that's the problem
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is that they don't think it's weird or creepy because I'm
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pretty sure you're like legally allowed to, to film in public
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like that, even without people's consent.
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And like, you're shocked how many people, especially men,
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think that if something is legal, that makes it OK.
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I mean, there's a lot of age of consent problems because of
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that, you know, that's like, so I think it's time to increase
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that. But it's like, well, it's legal.
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That's OK. It's like should just cause
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something is legal doesn't really mean it's OK.
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I mean, like, you know, it's, I'm pretty sure it's legal to
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like marry your fucking second cousin in a lot of States.
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And that's not OK unless she's really hot, All right?
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So it's just like, dude, come on.
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There is a real debate people are having right now, but I
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think it points to a much bigger issue I've wanted to talk about
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for a while. So let's play a little game.
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Is it weird to have a camera in public?
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No, it's OK as long as people know about it.
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Only at Disney it's OK. No, that's right.
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Is it weird to talk to a stranger in public?
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Yes. Weird.
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Yes. Is it OK?
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Appropriate. Yes.
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But it's also weird. Don't talk to me in public.
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You know what? I'm saying no.
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Is it weird to record that stranger without telling them?
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Yes. Is it weird to actively hide
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your camera in your glasses so that nobody knows that you're
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recording them, and then panic the second someone notices?
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Shit, you know what's weird to me?
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Like my brain goes to like a weird spot because you got
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listen, you got some creepy fucking dating coach.
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And like, listen, especially with the whole Andrew Tate sex
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trafficking rapist thing, you know, you know what's going on
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in my head. I'm sitting here and I'm
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thinking, oh, oh, this. There's an there's a something
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there. There's something adjacent from
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doing weird like dating coach content and being an Andrew
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Tate. And so I don't know.
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Then there's like a weird, weird middle ground where like
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boundaries aren't respected. And then like youth.
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I wouldn't put it past this fucking weird freak walking
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around to try to risk up girls and if he's successful, have sex
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with them and record it. I don't think that's unrealistic
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to think. I think that that is something
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that he would do. Yeah.
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I think my socks on and my glasses on during sex.
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So I ain't risking that shit, dude.
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I would not put it past that motherfucker to be some kind of
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a weird fucker. That's some kind of rape.
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Not like not telling you that's that, not saying that you're
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recording and recording. That's some kind of, that's
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something. That's some, it's molesty.
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I don't know. I don't know what you'd legally
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call that. I'm not an educated man, but I
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call that inappropriate. So, you know, that's another red
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flag to me. Yes.
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And finally, is it even weirder to post them for millions of
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people to see US content on TikTok?
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Yes, that's right. Thank you everybody.
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Oh, sorry, one second. Oh, Grubhub.
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It's not even a thing. Is this Hulu?
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Hulu. Uber.
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Fuck the hell. Turns out calling a guy out for
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secretly recording women doesn't always end with a strongly
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worded comment section. That's so funny.
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How come, like, the most entertaining YouTube videos are
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made by fucking theatre nerds? That's really, I mean, this is
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my philosophical question of our goddamn generation.
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I don't really get it. It's a real question.
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I'm not saying it's a bad video at all by any means.
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It's just that, you know, and so and frankly, some of my best
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friends are theatre nerds. Hi, David and Christine.
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That's a little bit I have with these people called David and
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Christine, but they're also theater nerds and I like them.
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They're good. I like them a lot.
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Also, my wife is a theater nerd. That's fucking crazy, you know
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that? So there's just something
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interesting about that. That's something to really keep
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in mind, huh? There's a reason people don't
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love getting exposed, just like there's a reason why Morgan and
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Morgan is a. Oh shit.
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'S largest injury firm. See, I couldn't do a Morgan and
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Morgan after they gave the fucking disgusting freak fucking
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racist Nukstaku A well, pretty sure it was Next Taco.
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Then they give Next Taco an ad. I couldn't do it.
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You know what? I mean, if you're ever entered
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by someone else's negligence, you deserve to be paid.
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And that's exactly what Morgan and Morgan has been doing for
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over 35 years. They've recovered over $30
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billion for the clients, and hiring them isn't like hiring 1.
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You know the deal as we always we always watch the ads for the
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creator. It's basically hiring an army.
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Over 1000 attorneys with 100 offices nationwide.
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Not all law firms are the same. Hire their own one and you may
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be beat before you even start so.
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Turkey Thompson, a theatre nerd? Maybe he's like a stage crew
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guy. Maybe.
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I think Turkey Tom's the kind of guy who was too self-conscious
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to do theatre because he thought it was cringe, even though he
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really wanted to do it, you know?
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If you're ever injured, you can check out Morgan and Morgan.
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Their fee is free unless they win.
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You can head to forthepeople.com/chirac to see
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if you have a claim. Nice dude.
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And Rizgod here isn't the only guy.
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Went for Quiznos to reach out to me for to do an ad.
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I using innocent strangers as props in his content.
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I've actually found dozens of these creep glass influencers
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approaching unassuming strangers just for a few extra clicks
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online. Like Julian Glug Lug here
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teaching men to be calm. Julian Glug Lug What the fuck
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is? That more like teaching men how
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to get pepper sprayed. Excuse me, do.
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You have a boyfriend? No.
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Very beautiful. Thank you.
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What's your name? Yeah, I.
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Feel like I'm so rough right now.
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So that's like my brainy Julie in this video.
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Julie. That's so nice.
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I like, I'm happy that they're having a positive, productive
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conversation. And here tries to get the number
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of a girl in the grocery self checkout area.
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Seems to work, but it might be. Fake, which can I just say is
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literally the worst possible location to get hit on.
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There's an unexpected eye. Is it, I feel like maybe the gym
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or like at a gynecology appointment are probably worse
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personally. But, you know, that's just from
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my limited experience of hitting on, you know, girls at the
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gynecology appointment. Just one girl is my wife.
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In the bagging hair the little light is flashing red.
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I'm having a full blown panic attack because.
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We're having a baby. I'm there because we're having a
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baby. Just it's a OBGYN, you know,
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those are two different things. Obstetrician, that's the, that's
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the, that's the baby part. And the GYN is the Gina part.
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The giant ecologist. Isn't that so?
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I had just learned that the other day.
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It's so interesting. It's incredible.
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Also, did you know that OBGY NS cut the baby's penis off?
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Like the circumcision, which frankly is genital mutilation.
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Everybody's so up in arms about trans people like, but you guys
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don't care about fucking circumcision.
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Why the hell are we doing that? Some religious tradition?
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I mean, what the hell are we doing here?
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It's kind of barbaric, just saying.
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Because the checkout attendance juggling 10 other malfunctioning
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machines. I'm over here waiting 10 minutes
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freaking out because my machine. They cut well, they do the
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circumcision. It's weird though.
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Like that's great. I would have never thought that
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but it makes sense. So like OBGY NS also like I mean
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an OBGYN saw me when I was first born and took away and took my
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took my hood away. And it's saying that I'm
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stealing even though I'm not stealing and it's just
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malfunctioning. And you're coming up to me in
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the middle of all of this asking for my number, right?
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I wouldn't doubt it's fake though.
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Now. And I talk to you when you're
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dumb, fam. We're just gonna meet you at the
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front. Damn, what a loser.
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When you're done, why don't you pay for it?
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Dude Be a fucking real man bro, do your job.
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Hi, I'm sorry, you said Brittany Julian.
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Yeah, the. Most rough I've ever looked.
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Which shirt is she wearing? A World Gym shirt Obey World
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Wild. What the Hell's that?
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Oh, I do what that is. Ever looked at you TBS?
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Hey, then it's meant to be for real for a.
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Hi guys, how could I get you at your best if I can accept you at
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your worst, right? I love how she hands him
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literally the easiest compliment setup in flirting history.
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Well, it's probably fake, bro. Looking through that guy's
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content, it's literally just mommy make out day all over
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again. It's just like, Oh yeah, oh,
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here I'm cold approaching a random girl.
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That's not, it's not real, dude. It's not real.
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It's fake. And and then I'm going to get
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fucking mega woke here. The whole point of his channel
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is to have like fake interactions with girls, be
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like, look, you could just walk up to a girl and say you have a
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really nice body because that's what he says in some of them.
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And they're like, wow, thank you so much.
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And then all these other guys like, I'm going to try that and
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they're going to fail and they're going to go, why did I
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fail? I have to buy this guy's core.
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I'm sure he's offering a course or some bullshit.
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Like what the fuck? It's all fake.
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It's all fake, dude. What the fuck are we talking
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about here? He definitely pays them all
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dude. They all act like interact in
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like the exact same way. They're all scripted.
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The most thrilled I've ever looked at ATV and all he has to
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say is Oh my God, no, you look great.
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And that's it. And instead, Julian here says
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the one thing you're never supposed to say back.
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How can I get you at your best if I can accept you at your
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worst, right? So you agree?
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Oh, there is. You think I look really rough
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right now all? Right.
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Well, here I'll text you. Yeah.
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And then we'll definitely, I'll definitely see you.
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OK, let me get a hug all. Right and just my.
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He did the that's how you know that is fake.
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He did. He did the hug.
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Let me get a hug. He's let me get a hug, guy.
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And he actually got the hug. You know what I'm saying?
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Dude, that doesn't happen. That's not real.
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And that little fumble, right? Julian still got her number.
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Then he proceeded to ask one of the weirdest questions I've ever
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heard a stranger ask another stranger.
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Whoa. You like your back, Pop, You
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like your back. Pop.
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Do you want your back? Pop.
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Do you like your back pop? I can come.
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At least so I'm talking about it's not real.
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It's not real. You got to, you got to recognize
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that. That's just something to keep in
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mind, frankly. Say that 99.9% of the one
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watching this video right now would not only say no to that
16:45
question, and instead they would, you know, get in their
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car, lock their doors and start Googling.
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Do you want a tight hug from a stranger where I lift you in the
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air and crack your back? Very authentic I think.
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By police stations because why are you trying to realign my
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spine in the middle of a pitch black parking lot with 0
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witnesses around? But in another shocking turn of
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event. Well, it's a busy parking lot.
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It seems like there's plenty of witnesses around.
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Hence Brittany here says yes. Do you like your back off?
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Too. Thank you, I do.
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But hold on though, hold on. Wait.
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No watch. Let me show you, Let me show
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'cause I'm gonna you're gonna give me a hug.
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Know what's your purse over your shoulder?
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You're. Gonna give me head what the what
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the Sigma? Folder and everything.
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Yeah, no. One hug and then deep breath.
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Watch this. Whoa, watch this new talent I
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have. Oh, that was good.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get kidnapped or
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killed or have your spine possibly broken by a stranger.
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Nice. Thanks.
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So guys, go. It's just another version of
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mommy make out there dude. A good handshake.
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Hey guys, smooch. Alright, I'll text you.
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Alright, bye. You too now.
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Apart from the back popping, the weirdest part of this video is
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how natural it feels. It's as if Brittany here had no
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idea she was being recorded or that she was about to be posted
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for millions of people to see. So 2 days ago I'm my HEB self
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checkout this super guy walks over approaches me ask.
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Hold on a second, hold on. What's her fucking?
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What is it? That she was about to be posted
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for millions of people to see. So 2 days.
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Hold on, I need to find this girl's page.
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Years ago I'm my HEB self checkout.
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This super guy walks over, approaches me, asks if he can
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talk to me outside. I'm like.
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Yeah, side note, she confirms in another video that the face
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banded situation isn't Julian related, it was just a cosmetic
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thing, which I'm genuinely relieved about.
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And he? Well I thought he hit her.
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I just I feel like I need to know what her fucking page looks
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like because I get I this all is so fake.
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This entire thing is so fake anyway.
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Moving on. Go outside, we're chatting for a
18:45
second, he says he can walk me to my car, which I realize is
18:48
probably not the smartest move in most scenarios but I felt
18:51
pretty non threatening and was super attractive so I was like
18:55
sure. We walk over to my car, we're
18:57
chit chatting, yadda yadda. He asked for my phone number, I
19:00
give it to him, he asks if he could pop my back.
19:03
To top it all off. And to be clear, I would let a
19:06
homeless man pop my back because it's my weakness.
19:09
Why that doesn't make any sense to?
19:10
Me. So I said yes.
19:11
I'm glad she cleared that up because honestly for most
19:14
people. This is real.
19:15
This woman's a moron. I don't know what else to tell
19:16
you, but I guarantee this is so fake.
19:18
I feel like this is like, oh, this is fake engagement.
19:20
It's a fake. It's a fake drama.
19:21
So this guy looks good. So what?
19:22
What is this? Letting a stranger crack your
19:26
back in a dark parking lot. And usually very differently.
19:29
Then we leave, tell my sister about the interaction, I tell
19:32
her what he's wearing, what he looks like, how he's wearing
19:36
glasses and she stops me and says were they meta glasses?
19:40
Was he recording? Whoa, listen, I'm changing.
19:42
I'm changing. I'm changing my theory, but I'm
19:45
still holding the theory. It's the only fans theory, but
19:48
not only fans. I think that this person knows
19:51
who that guy is and it was all it was from the mommy make out
19:54
Dade. And then she's like doing a
19:56
story time about how it's not real and she's actually blah,
19:58
blah, blah, because it helps him because even the negative
20:01
attention is still positive attention for him online.
20:03
And it gets her to to promote her content that she's been
20:05
working towards trying to like branch.
20:07
She's been trying to build for how long, right, Like she's been
20:10
trying to build a brand for a long time.
20:11
She does. She has a YouTube, she has like
20:13
a SoundCloud. She's a music person.
20:16
Right, That's my fucking theory. That's my, that's my theory,
20:21
dude. I think I'm correct, dude.
20:23
I think I'm super correct here. I think I'm super duper correct
20:27
here, guys. I'm the smartest guy in the
20:28
world, I whirled. So.
20:31
Supporting you? I don't know.
20:32
The light wasn't flashing. I don't think so.
20:34
He texts me almost immediately after getting home from the
20:38
store. I ask him for his full name and
20:40
he. Shows me.
20:42
Does she show it? It tells me his middle name.
20:44
I look up. Does she show it?
20:45
She's also milking the fuck out of the situation.
20:47
Look at how many story times she has about it.
20:49
Like why I had a neck brace. She was like story time
20:51
incoming. There's so many different
20:54
things. She did an episodic thing.
20:56
Look, this is, I guarantee you this like episode thing.
20:58
This is something that's supposed to be like, what's that
21:00
one girl's name? There was two of them actually.
21:02
There's the crazy TikTok girl that thought his, her therapist
21:05
was in love with her. And then there was like Rhys
21:07
Satisa who had an insane X or whatever.
21:12
So she doesn't show proof. She doesn't show any proof.
21:14
Come up I find his more low key account and I'm like I feel like
21:18
he has another account for a guy like this.
21:20
He's going to be following his other account so all I did was
21:22
go to his following. I find his other account which
21:25
has 30,000 followers and he records women unknowingly while
21:30
he's trying to pick them up on 6th St.
21:32
Oh, he doesn't just approach women outside clubs, he actually
21:35
targets the ones who are visibly and severely intoxicated women
21:38
who are in no position to consent to anything.
21:41
LED being secretly filmed and posted to 30,000 followers.
21:46
We have like a lot more followers now.
21:47
I think he's like 200,000 now. May you look at.
21:52
Oh, hold on. No fall yet.
21:53
Why were you guys on the ground? I thought she was falling for
21:57
me. Don't look at me like that.
21:58
Will we get married? Oh my.
22:02
God, see, going after the drunk girls makes sense because like
22:05
they're going to have lowered inhibitions and they're probably
22:07
there to date anyway or like look for guys anyway.
22:10
And he seems like an attractive guy, but I'm, I'm, I'm
22:12
maintaining that this one girl's face.
22:13
They're real. That's.
22:14
Why Baby, I'm trying to be real with you.
22:16
Though, and sometimes he even goes after girl.
22:18
Baby, I'm trying to be a beer with you though.
22:19
Gross. That might not even be old
22:21
enough to be at these clubs in the first place.
22:23
What the hell? Well.
22:24
I'd rather have a bite of you than a bite of that pizza.
22:26
I'm 18. Are you?
22:28
What the fuck with that? I'm I'm 26.
22:32
I think 1826 is like, OK, it's like it's a huge deal. 26.
22:37
What do you say? I don't know about that one.
22:40
Yeah, I don't know about that one either.
22:42
Unless he's actually old as folk.
22:44
I don't know about that one. Now the crazy part about oldest.
22:47
Is the oldest house. Is that he's outside these clubs
22:49
every single weekend. I mean, he clocks in and gets
22:53
straight to harassing drunk women.
22:55
Well, I guess that's what he gets now he gets paid.
22:57
For that, like it's an actual job, my guy.
22:59
The only other person who clocked into a nightclub with
23:02
that kind of dedication was Jeffrey Dahmer.
23:05
And honestly the meta glasses are not helping me.
23:08
He's probably making money. Probably sell some fuck ass
23:10
horse or something. Because if your MO is identical
23:14
to a serial killer, maybe it's time to delete the footage and
23:17
go to bed. So after we've been conversing a
23:19
little bit, I respond and I'm like, hey, were you recording me
23:22
earlier in your glasses? Crickets.
23:24
Which is interesting because he was texting.
23:26
To show the fucking tax brow. Come on.
23:28
Think back so fast before that. So I wait a little bit as a
23:31
respond. I say please don't post me
23:33
online rickets. I wake up the next morning, I
23:36
check his account and the video is posted for the world to.
23:39
See. And it's not like this video was
23:41
just posted. That's your fault for thinking a
23:43
guy with glasses was cute. Into the ether No, this video
23:46
went mega viral. It actually has 27.5 million
23:50
views right now and. This is biggest video on his
23:52
channel. Is Julian Glug Lug's top video
23:54
on his profile? And literally every comment
23:56
under the video is like the way she asked you if you're
23:59
recording and not to post her and you did it anyways.
24:02
Didn't she ask you not to post her?
24:04
She said don't post her. Remember when she asked you not
24:06
to post this? That's what he wants.
24:08
He likes it, he likes that they like it's just engagement for
24:11
him. You know, it's just like
24:12
negative engagement, still engagement for a lot of these
24:14
people, especially if you're in a weird area like that, like
24:17
you're like, you're in a weird, I want to say like kind of an
24:20
immoral space where it's like dating content, but it's always
24:23
selling young men like bullshit. Like, that's whole, that's the
24:25
whole point is the whole idea is like selling young men fucking
24:30
horseshit. And so, you know, you're kind of
24:35
lying to them. I think that most of these are
24:37
either these girls are either drunk in them or he's, like,
24:39
paying them to do like, a positive interaction.
24:43
And I think this whole fucking, like, controversy is completely
24:46
fabricated. But yeah, I think that's part of
24:48
it. She asked you not to post.
24:50
Her consent is important after Brittany went on CNN to talk
24:54
about how violating it felt to have this video so you could
24:57
leave recorded of her and then post it to millions.
24:59
Is it illegal? I don't know if it's illegal to
25:01
record people without their consent so.
25:02
Strangers, he still kept it up. How does that make you feel that
25:05
that many people have seen a video view?
25:07
It's just so violating. I didn't consent to being
25:11
secretly recorded and I definitely didn't consent to
25:14
becoming content for millions. So I feel about these flock
25:18
cameras. Am I right guys?
25:19
Of strangers. Yeah.
25:20
It's just it feels gross. CNN reached out to the man she
25:23
says posted the video, and he didn't respond.
25:25
Well, actually him not responding is the response
25:28
because he's basically saying I don't care that you feel
25:30
violated, I don't care about your consent, and I don't care
25:33
that you've been made into content.
25:34
Because somewhere along the way, a lot of these meta influencers
25:38
stop seeing strangers as real human beings and started seeing
25:41
them as NPC's who only exist to give them a reaction, a number,
25:46
a viral moment, and then disappear the second the clip is
25:49
posted. You see, Britney was never a
25:50
real person to Julian Gluglug. She was just content.
25:54
Yeah, it's just, it feels gross. But pick up artists aren't the
25:57
only ones treating strangers like props in their own personal
26:00
reality shows. So do guys making prank content,
26:03
like Randy Vlad here a self-proclaimed #1 prankster in
26:06
Ireland, for his version of the praise is either harassing
26:09
retail workers or harassing the owners of small businesses.
26:12
So we are here with anti money laundering operation.
26:16
Is this a legitimate business or a money laundering operation
26:19
here that you are doing? Is there any way we could talk
26:22
to the owner? Who the fuck watches this
26:24
content I don't understand. This is a little bit of informal
26:28
investigation. Could you just confirm whether a
26:30
business? Anything.
26:32
Are you coming from revenue? It's not official but you can't
26:35
do it. Do you have any card from
26:36
revenue? Do you are working there?
26:38
What is that? I'm going to show you the
26:42
report. One second, one second, the
26:45
report. You do the Apple scam too where
26:50
he scans people say. I'm an easy laugh, but this
26:53
might be the least funny thing I have seen in a while.
26:56
Because slapping a meme sound effect over something doesn't
26:59
make it a joke. Accusing a small business of a
27:02
felony doesn't make it a joke. And.
27:04
Then well, I just don't understand what's, like, funny
27:06
about it? Like, oh, we think you might be
27:07
money laundering. Oh, OK.
27:09
Like, what's the joke? I don't get it.
27:11
It's kind of. Lame, and doing it repeatedly
27:13
definitely doesn't also make it a joke.
27:17
This a money laundering operation here.
27:22
This particular shop. No, no, no, no, no.
27:26
What if it is dude? What if you're blowing?
27:27
What if this guy works really hard and like some kind of mafia
27:29
fucking associated with him and he has no other choice and now
27:32
you just fucking you just blew his back out for no reason?
27:36
Money laundering or a real? I'm moving real slow man.
27:39
Business business to launder some money from the site.
27:45
But when #1 prankster in Ireland is not impersonating government
27:49
employees, he's actually harassing young retail workers.
27:53
Now, quick context before this next clip.
27:55
Flat shows up to an ice cream shop 2 minutes before closing,
27:58
demanding to be served. That's what you got to do, dude.
28:02
Yeah. Yeah.
28:04
That's also a valid reaction for anybody.
28:06
When somebody shows up right before closing, it's a man to be
28:11
served. That's always a reaction also
28:13
right when you get there too. You look closed.
28:16
I know. Can I please buy ice cream?
28:17
I'm like please please please please please please please if.
28:21
You're like this with women the way you are like Gelato.
28:25
You're not playing a car like. That's fucking bass as hell man.
28:29
Like I'm just asking you're kind, but please give me no like
28:32
I understand, but like we're asking like kindly.
28:34
Please, I need this ice cream right now.
28:36
He's fucking. He's treating the ice cream like
28:38
I treat ice cream because I'm fat You.
28:42
Sugar Mama, we. Can't talk about what we want.
28:46
Get out of here right now. Now if you just watch this clip
28:53
with 0 context, you probably think that the workers were
28:56
being unreasonable rude. Nah, honestly not really.
28:59
I would have assumed that there he was being a huge fucking
29:02
prick asshole, so I wasn't really that worried about it.
29:06
Even. And that's exactly what
29:07
happened, and the comments piled on.
29:09
If it were a restaurant, I'd understand.
29:11
For a little ice cream you can scoop in 15 seconds.
29:13
Crazy, that's. Not really how it works.
29:15
You know, they have they're they're sanitizing the whole
29:17
station. So then they got to undo it.
29:20
But also he's just being annoying for content.
29:22
I've like people, people are not skeptical enough.
29:24
I fucking look at everything as if I hate the content creator
29:27
who made it until otherwise right.
29:30
It gets fired. Is she for real?
29:32
It what are they trans or something?
29:34
I don't think trans people are it, but like usually pieces of
29:38
shit online think that so they'll say it, you know it's.
29:40
Only ice cream. Someone just lost their job,
29:42
Your guys. They were just screaming for the
29:44
ice cream guys they're doing their fucking.
29:46
Job a bad review. Now this is what actually
29:48
happened. You see, the two workers posted
29:50
on a now deleted Reddit thread explaining that Vlad and an
29:53
older male friend came in first, verbally harassed and insulted
29:56
them, left and then came back and they only started filming on
29:58
the second visit bat and. Oh, I see.
30:02
There you go. That makes.
30:03
Sense by that point, the women say that they felt cornered and
30:06
threatened by these two grown men who wouldn't take no for an
30:08
answer. They wouldn't leave the shot, so
30:10
they got a grab. Bro, I don't care if it was the
30:12
first time they went there, they're fucking annoying.
30:13
I hate content creators like that.
30:15
They're fucking obnoxious. Obviously and honestly I'd be
30:18
even angrier if two grown men were harassing me past my shift
30:22
at my minimum wage job that pays 0 / a time.
30:26
But this is just the tip of the iceberg because Vlad decided to
30:29
take it even further by filming a woman during a medical
30:32
emergency. What the hell was she doing?
30:34
I recently posted videos which received severe backlash after
30:37
being shared on both TikTok and Instagram showed a young woman
30:40
receiving medical attention from emergency services in Cork city.
30:43
The video shows the 21 year old content creator approaching the
30:46
young woman. She's being attended to by
30:48
paramedics, it goes on to show. Yeah, I do that too.
30:50
I'll be like, hey, you're not supposed to park there.
30:51
I just don't record it, you know, because it's kind.
30:53
Of rude oh, the young woman being.
30:54
Usually after a car crash. And placed in an ambulance
30:56
before the content creator turns to film passersby who witnessed
31:00
the incident. That video was eventually taken
31:04
down but he has similar videos on his page, one where he films
31:07
a man being attended to by paramedics after being beaten up
31:10
and then another one of a man in Cork bleeding with the Sigma
31:13
hitting on the ground. Shock face with a red circle or
31:16
around this guy's head? What the fuck?
31:18
Begs the question, where's the pranks?
31:20
Scariest part of this is that this isn't just like a Vlad
31:23
problem, or a pickup artist problem, or even like a man
31:26
problem. Sometimes it's someone you're
31:28
paying to be in a room with while your pants are off.
31:31
I have. AI don't know.
31:32
I don't usually see. I don't usually see a lot of
31:34
girls doing this type of content.
31:35
If I'm going to be honest with you, it's usually just dudes.
31:37
So maybe it is kind of a man problem.
31:39
Brazilian wax done about 3 weeks ago and it's been haunting me
31:43
ever since. Now, if you don't know what a
31:45
Brazilian. What is it?
31:46
Itch years. Waxes.
31:47
It's when you pay someone to RIP the hair out from your coochie
31:51
butt and basically everywhere in between.
31:53
And as you can imagine, you're basically naked from the waist
31:56
down for this whole thing. And there's like a bright light
32:00
shining directly down onto your birth canal and a woman you met
32:04
the fuck 5 minutes ago is now elbow deep in your meat wallet,
32:08
making sure that she rips out every single hair.
32:11
And then at one point you have to do this.
32:13
I don't really understand why women would want to do, would
32:18
want to do like a Brazilian wax. I don't really understand why we
32:21
don't want to shave either. Dude.
32:22
I just feel like keep that shit hairy and long as fuck, man.
32:27
Guys like that anyway. Guys prefer it like not even not
32:32
shave. Like guys prefer it unshaven and
32:34
not even like not even like neat.
32:37
Just make it a fucking just make it an absolute mess.
32:39
The guys prefer that. And if they don't, if they say
32:41
they don't, they're pedophiles. OK, that's it.
32:44
That's all I have to tell you. Sorry, but that's just a fact.
32:47
I've that's a fact that I made-up.
32:50
And spread. It's horrifying.
32:52
I don't know why anybody still does it in 2026 when we have
32:55
laser, but let's proceed. I feel like that's more
32:58
expensive, like laser than wax. It's got to be more expensive.
33:02
I've been going to European Wax Center for years.
33:05
Like I'm not even kidding. Maybe 8 years at this point.
33:07
Maybe nine years at this point. 3 weeks ago I went to a location
33:11
here in Manhattan, Girl that was giving me the wax.
33:14
She was wearing meta glasses and I didn't notice it.
33:17
What the fuck? She was wearing meta glasses.
33:19
That's weird as shit. Dude, what the fuck at?
33:20
1st as we were talking so much we had good banter.
33:23
She was very nice maybe like halfway like 5 minutes in or so
33:27
I'm like looking at her and I like looking at her glasses and
33:29
then I'm like are you wearing meta glasses?
33:32
And she's like, Oh yeah, I am. But like, they're not charged.
33:35
They're not on like I. That's weird as fuck.
33:37
There's no way I feel like that person should get arrested for
33:40
that. Promise.
33:41
OK. But why would you be wearing
33:43
them if they're not charged? Like I get it, you can get them
33:45
like as prescriptions. Well, I imagine that would be
33:47
the excuse, like, oh, I have a you should get arrested for
33:50
that. It's fucking crazy, but don't
33:52
you have another pair of glasses that don't have the ability to
33:55
secretly record people? But then after that, I kind of
33:58
like shut down and I could not stop thinking like, could this
34:01
girl be filming me right now? Now.
34:03
Some comments have said well on her defense.
34:04
Some meta glasses have a light to indicate recording and you
34:07
can get your prescription lens in them as an Avidware.
34:10
OK who cares it's not really a defense, it's the dumbest shit.
34:14
It's very intrusive. But then also, I feel like how
34:16
hard would it be to make the light turn off?
34:19
Like it wouldn't be hard to like, you know, mess with some
34:21
kind of setting. Of Meta glasses, the light would
34:24
be on if she was recording. Meta has stated there is no way
34:26
of turning it off for privacy reasons like this.
34:28
It was. I don't know if that's true.
34:31
I don't know. Also like everybody calls meta
34:34
glass, everybody calls filming glasses, meta glasses, the same
34:37
way everybody calls like tissues, Kleenex or Chapstick,
34:40
which actually lip balm. So I feel like you can
34:43
absolutely, I feel like you could absolutely turn the
34:47
fucking light off if you get like a a knock off brand it.
34:50
Was an appropriate 100% but if the light wasn't on, which is
34:52
bright, they weren't recording. Yes, they are correct that if we
34:58
lived in a perfect world where nobody was a pervert or a creep,
35:01
those glasses would have an LED light to indicate if somebody is
35:04
recording. How do I know this?
35:05
Well, I actually ended up buying a pair for a recent trip I took
35:10
to Vidcon and Disneyland. I'd figured I'd use them for
35:13
some vlog footage, but. Disney, who the fuck likes who's
35:16
who enjoys that place from my wife.
35:19
I can't tell you. My wife sent me a fucking video.
35:21
She's a fucking she's evil, right?
35:23
She sends me a video of this like this couple and they bring
35:28
their they bring their like, I think she was like 6 months old
35:32
daughter there and they're like, oh, people say that like the
35:34
babies don't enjoy it, but we wanted to do it anyway.
35:36
We took her there and then then she was on the ride, dude, and
35:39
she was, she was enjoying, she was enjoying the, she was
35:46
enjoying that one ride like the, the, the small world ride.
35:50
I'm like, oh, shit. And then my wife told me she's
35:52
like, Oh, you remember a couple years ago we went to Disney.
35:54
We actually bought like one of those spinning small world rides
35:58
things like do this, you know, And I was like, oh shit, dude,
36:03
oh shit. It was exciting.
36:04
It's cute. And I was like, oh man, you
36:06
know, maybe my daughter will like a small world lot.
36:08
So we're going to take her when she's like 6 months and I'm
36:10
fucking. I'm stoked as hell.
36:11
But then I quickly realized after about a day of wearing
36:14
them in public just how creepy I felt, so I literally put them
36:17
back in my suitcase and recorded everything on my normal camera
36:21
instead. If you want to go see how that
36:22
Disneyland trip actually turned out, I got a full vlog up with
36:25
some of your favorite creators like Lazy Broke Sharks and
36:28
Salem. What the hell is lazy?
36:30
You know it's not my sphere. I'm Tovar, just to name a few.
36:33
Go watch that after. But anyway, back to the glasses.
36:35
So you can tell right if somebody's wearing these that
36:38
they're recording. And of course, because that
36:39
light is super obvious, you'd think, hey, I'm going to cover
36:43
it up. So you might get like a small
36:45
piece of like electrical black tape.
36:47
Oh my God, it went into my teeth.
36:49
No, because like how I have like lipstick mics on my teeth.
36:54
I don't. I don't like.
36:56
It that's not centered, but that's fine and you're trying to
36:58
record with, you know, the light sensor locked, the capture LED
37:02
is blocked. Unblock the front of the glasses
37:05
to use the camera. So it basically doesn't let you
37:06
record if you cover the light. Damn, sad day for fucking
37:10
perverts and rapists. So.
37:11
Why? There are hundreds of tutorials
37:13
on YouTube and TikTok showing you how to get around that.
37:16
First, you can buy these little stealth LED blockers online.
37:20
Told you guys you could you could fake it.
37:22
Kind designed to just let enough light through.
37:24
The glasses still work, but the light itself is still basically
37:26
visible. The next possible step is
37:28
completely removing the light altogether, which you can
37:31
apparently do yourself. And I line it up with the tape.
37:35
I grab this to score the glass. You can see it's starting to
37:38
drill in. I'm just going to fill that up
37:40
from the inside. You can take the tape off.
37:42
Moment of truth, ladies and gentlemen, what do you think?
37:44
But if you don't trust yourself to drill into a 300 pair of
37:47
glasses, don't worry because the same company that makes these
37:49
glasses also owns Facebook marketplace where people are
37:52
openly advertising stuff mode where they crack the LED open
37:56
and till it shot with resin. So the extremely long way of
37:59
answering a very short question will you always.
38:02
It's a question. What the hell?
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Please see the light if you're being recorded.
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If you know, you know you. Recorded.
38:07
No, not even close, honey. So when the esthetician doing
38:13
Aneesa's wax said they're. Not charged.
38:15
They're not on like, I promise. Turns out that promise held
38:18
about as much legal weight as a pinky swear.
38:20
So if the light cannot be trusted, what can you actually
38:23
do? Well, first get to know what
38:25
these things actually look like. First, there's the Ray Ban
38:28
versions, the Oakley versions, and the scariest one of them
38:31
all, the Kylie Jenner Starfire version.
38:34
They don't look like the meta glasses that most of us have
38:37
started to recognize, and I feel like that's by design.
38:39
I. Got the Kylie Jenner meta AI
38:42
glasses? I think these are.
38:43
Really cool and they just look like normal sunglasses.
38:45
One thing that sold me on them was this cute little gem.
38:47
They're so cute. Dude, what a weird world we're
38:49
living in now. You can get fucking.
38:51
You can get sunglasses, you can get fucking glasses that are
38:56
just recording all the time and people like aren't really going
38:58
to know. It's just so weird bro.
38:59
Like it's fucking so strange. Everybody's mentally brain
39:03
fucked and cooked. It's obnoxious.
39:06
Like holy shit, what a terrible time to be alive, man.
39:09
Imagine you just like piss your pants a little on accident
39:11
because you went and you took a pee and like it just didn't all
39:14
dribble out yet and now everybody's going to make fun of
39:15
you forever for that. It's online, dude.
39:18
It's fucked cute. Yeah it's super cute but you
39:21
know it's even cuter the fact that all of your videos and
39:24
photos are being remotely viewed by Meta employees.
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Meta is under pressure to explain why it cancelled a major
39:30
contract with the company it was using to train AI.
39:32
Surely up to some of its Kenya based workers allegedly said
39:36
they had viewed graphic content captured by Meta smart glasses
39:39
in February. What the fuck?
39:41
Workers at the company SAMA told 2 Swedish newspapers they had
39:44
witnessed glasses users going to the toilet and having sex.
39:47
Lesson what? The fuck?
39:49
Why would they watch them go to the toilet?
39:51
Dude, what the hell is that? About two months later, Mehta
39:53
ended his contract with Sama, which Sama said would result in
39:55
1108 workers being made redundant.
39:58
We see everything from living rooms to naked bodies, one
40:02
worker reportedly said. That's crazy.
40:04
You know what? That fucking that makes my fear
40:06
like more valid. It doesn't.
40:08
But my fear, like when I was a kid, like an actual, like, like
40:11
kid, I'd watch Zoids and shit and I would sit there and I'd
40:13
watch cartoons, but I thought that the TV could see me.
40:18
So I'd always make sure I'd wear a blanket or I would be clothed,
40:22
'cause like, you never fucking know, dude, right?
40:24
And look, here we go. That fear was valid.
40:28
You can't trust technology too much because one day you might
40:31
be eventually correct. BBC has asked Meta to respond to
40:33
this point. The tech giant has previously
40:35
said that users were made aware. Interesting maybe?
40:39
Of this possibility of human review in its terms of service.
40:43
Guys, did you not read the fine print?
40:45
It literally says it right there in size.
40:47
That's actually not not fine print.
40:49
It's fine on on page 376 that I'm Mark Zuckerberg might
40:53
personally watch you through your Meta glasses while you're
40:56
on the toilet. You're so silly.
40:58
Oh, and Speaking of silly little secrets, there was also a
41:01
planned feature that would let anybody wearing these glasses
41:04
scan a stranger's face in real time and instantly pull up their
41:07
full name and link it to their job.
41:09
Their. That's so.
41:11
That's so normal. Hobbies, their health, their
41:13
relationship all through metas, other apps.
41:16
So when dude, the world, the world is insane, Bro, no privacy
41:19
left, dude, no privacy left. Now it's not just.
41:22
Soon they're going to have like VPN type services that you pay
41:24
just so that they'll fucking like take you off these like
41:27
medalists or something. They'll like sweep you off of
41:30
them, you know what I mean? Secret recording.
41:31
It's secret recording plus a full.
41:33
Like $10 a month, you know? Background check just by making
41:37
eye contact? Well, that was the plan until
41:40
some very unreasonable people who apparently cared too much
41:43
about privacy stepped in and ruined it.
41:46
Allegedly. But don't worry, because just
41:49
when you thought it couldn't get me worse, Meta is testing a
41:52
prototype of super sensing AI glasses that would use cameras
41:55
and audio recordings to capture awarers every moment, as it put.
41:59
Wow, incredible. Pushes into a continuous market
42:02
for all seeing, all hearing devices lights.
42:05
So on the current version, the LED light lights up when it's
42:08
recording, assuming it's not broken or taped over.
42:11
But on this version, they're reportedly not turning the light
42:14
on at all. Wow.
42:18
I mean, hey, big win for all the fucking perverts out there, you
42:21
know? Ever.
42:22
It just records all the time. And apparently the same update
42:25
is coming to the glasses you already own.
42:28
So Congrats, your mega glasses are about to get a free.
42:31
Congrats dude, I could be a mega pervert.
42:32
The upgrade Permanent recording. For the next steps, they're
42:35
going to make like magical eyes that do the same thing, you know
42:37
what I mean? Like they're just going to keep
42:38
escalating the technology. Brand new eyes that do it.
42:41
You'll never be able to tell unless you subscribe for $5 a
42:44
month to some service that lets you know when people are using
42:49
cameras around you. You know what I mean?
42:50
We're going to, everything's going to be a subscriber.
42:51
You think I'm fucking crazy, but everything is.
42:53
It's all true. It's all going to happen, dude.
42:54
With no light, no warning, no consent and some guy in some
42:57
random office in some country watching you 24/7.
43:02
So what can we actually do about this?
43:04
Well, I usually don't condone. We could fucking we could, we
43:07
could. We could do with the you do what
43:10
they do in Warhammer. No, no AI stuff, you know,
43:15
except for prisoners, you know, they turned into, they get
43:18
turned into AI. Bling.
43:19
But I'm making an exception for anybody who wears Master Valence
43:23
on their face and calls it fashion.
43:25
You see, it's already worked once because in 2013 Google
43:29
actually came out with Google Glass, and we all collectively
43:31
decided it was one of the most embarrassing things.
43:34
Anybody. It came out a little too soon,
43:35
you know, Could. Ever wear?
43:36
So let's do that again for the Metis.
43:38
And then the next thing you can actually do is download an app
43:41
that spots these things in the wild.
43:43
There's apps like No Glass Hole or Nearby Glasses.
43:47
How much you think that should cost?
43:48
That exists specifically so you don't get caught being recorded
43:52
without your consent. That's a crazy Imagine having to
43:54
open an app just so we can make sure that you had privacy, you
43:57
know what I mean? Like that's creepy as hell.
43:59
Sucks the most about all of this is that there are some genuinely
44:02
cool features with these glasses, with this technology.
44:06
For example, if you're recording and if you're doing stuff with
44:08
your hands, if you're doing crafts, woodworking, if you're
44:11
biking, I don't know. And yeah, I completely
44:13
understand why you would want something like.
44:15
This, well, you know what I saw? I saw a guy one time, he's on
44:18
like TikTok or something and he had a pair of VR headset on and
44:22
he was vacuuming and the VR headset was telling him the
44:25
spots he missed. That's fucking cool, like that's
44:27
revolutionary for men because I can't tell.
44:30
I don't know men. We just can't.
44:32
I don't see or notice anything. So it's like fucking
44:35
revolutionary that there's you can put something on that's
44:37
like, hey, you didn't clean this, you fucking moron, you
44:40
know, and that's what it says too actually, it tells you that
44:42
you're a fucking idiot too when you miss it because it's so
44:44
obvious, but you just can't see it.
44:46
So I like that type of technology.
44:48
Although I guess at this point we can just get a fucking
44:50
Roomba. I don't have to do it myself at
44:51
all. But also, who wants to stand up
44:53
with the VR headset on? It's so fucking obnoxious.
44:56
I should play VRI, have a whole VR headset, I got to play all
44:58
the porn off of it, but I should play it for a stream or
45:00
something, Maybe have my wife play it, That'd be cool.
45:04
I don't know, I have Phasmophobia on it.
45:06
To be honest with you. That'd be fucking terrifying.
45:09
Holy shit. Unironically the people
45:11
literally breaking the meta glass light wouldn't need these
45:15
glasses to record them because you need both hands to do it,
45:19
but because of a bunch of horrible people doing horrible
45:21
things online. Terrible.
45:23
They ruin it for the rest of us. We all have to get punished for
45:27
it. Thank you.
45:28
If you actually wear glasses because you actually need them,
45:32
not because you're actually secretly recording strangers.
45:35
I'm so sorry. It's going to be rough for you.
45:37
People are going to be looking over their shoulders and me
45:39
like, like, I wear glasses in my house.
45:41
I really hope that people aren't going to be like, shout out to
45:44
the people who have bad vision. I'll see you in the next one.
45:47
I love you. Bye.
45:48
All right. That was a cool video, I liked
45:50
it. A little bit of a change of pace
45:52
too. Incredible.