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He Might be Retarded · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:16
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Max, never come!
• 0:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake dudes?
• 0:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:24
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you. Do not come.
• 0:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 312 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:41
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:42
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I noticed you guys drinking some beer, sorry, what's going on.
• 0:46
  Testecleese: Not a whole lot of new stuff in the news, but a lot of more stuff came out.
• 0:53
  Testecleese: From stories that existed.
• 0:56
  Testecleese: First I just want to bring up that apparently I didn't watch the last two seasons of Bladder Kenny.
• 1:03
  Testecleese: And I'm very excited to be watching them now.
• 1:06
  Testecleese: I liked it better than Shorzy.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: And that goes, again, once again, to my claim that Canadians are the funniest people on the planet.
• 1:19
  Testecleese: I want to bring that up. I thoroughly enjoy that show, it is absolutely hilarious how obscene and vulgar it is, and back and forth, it's good, it's good stuff.
• 1:30
  Testecleese: But, they made an arrest in the pipe bombing.
• 1:33
  Testecleese: Of DC.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: My daughter…
• 1:38
  Brian McFadden: Well, the pipe bomb never went off, though, did it? It was just…
• 1:41
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:42
  Testecleese: Two of them, and no, they did not.
• 1:44
  Testecleese: You're right. Well, I just asked the thing, exactly.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: Pipe bombs were placed, but never detonated.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Is it still a bombing?
• 1:54
  El Guapo: Those are, like, they… they didn't go off of, or something? I don't know.
• 1:58
  Testecleese: Either way, I thought it was gonna be a woman, I brought that up right away when they showed the video.
• 2:04
  Brian McFadden: The way they were walking.
• 2:05
  Testecleese: Because they used AI. They used AI. AI lied.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: Oh, is that what it was?
• 2:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they used AI to, to analyze her… the walk of the… the body.
• 2:16
  Testecleese: Oh, not even that, before that all came out.
• 2:19
  Testecleese: I thought it was a woman from… when I watched the video, I brought it up here on the show, because when they placed… this dude placed the bomb down, he bent at the hips, not as much at the knees.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: And most dudes will tip over if they do that, because their, center of gravity is different than women.
• 2:35
  El Guapo: That's how you know his.
• 2:37
  Testecleese: He's a liberal. That's why you know he's a liberal.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: Did you see Jake Tapper?
• 2:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:44
  Testecleese: that they caught the dude, and they're like, oh yeah, it's a white guy, and like, there's a picture behind Jake Tapper of the guy in custody, and the guy looked like fucking Steve Urkel.
• 2:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, to his defense, the neighbors were talking about how he interacts with… he never interacted with nobody.
• 2:59
  El Guapo: He likes to wear shorts in the winter, we… Crocs.
• 3:03
  El Guapo: That's white.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, Crocs are very white anyway, let alone in the winter.
• 3:13
  El Guapo: Shorts. I mean, I like to wear shorts in the winter, too, but… but it's still white.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: That's the white.
• 3:19
  Testecleese: It's a very white thing, yeah, but that's only because, typically speaking, up north, you get more white people dealing with the cold… that are comfortable in the cold weather.
• 3:28
  Testecleese: Like, don't get me wrong, you go to Diego and Michigan, you're gonna find a significant population that's not white, that can handle… well, I don't know, first-generationers may not be as acclimated to the weather.
• 3:40
  Testecleese: But…
• 3:41
  Testecleese: God knows what happens to Michigan, that place has fallen to hell in a hurry. Since Brian left, the place has been going downhill.
• 3:47
  Brian McFadden: I haven't lived there in 40 years.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 3:50
  Testecleese: Jesus.
• 3:50
  Brian McFadden: This year now.
• 3:51
  Testecleese: When Brian left.
• 3:53
  Brian McFadden: the friggin' auto industry in Detroit collapsed.
• 4:01
  Testecleese: And then he went to the Navy to ruin that for everyone else for a while.
• 4:06
  Brian McFadden: I brought the Navy bag.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: X, yes.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: but this one got me,
• 4:13
  Testecleese: I'm seeing this everywhere, like, I gotcha.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: when Bongino was on… What was it, hannity?
• 4:21
  El Guapo: No, he has his own show, a radio show.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought, okay, maybe he was talking to Hannity on his show, I don't know. But he said some… he said something like, he's like, well, I was getting paid.
• 4:31
  Testecleese: But when they asked him why, he said he thought it was an inside job, obviously, I was getting paid.
• 4:35
  Testecleese: But they left out the part where he said, for my opinions. He believed…
• 4:40
  Testecleese: That this is what happened.
• 4:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, he got an opinion, he see what he can see, you know, he's not, like, behind the scene now, you know?
• 4:49
  El Guapo: information that he can gather. Even though he… he got this information, probably he can't even talk about it because he had to get prosecution first, you know?
• 4:59
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, they're not gonna be releasing very much about.
• 5:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's understandable, you know, you… you can say all you want outside your opinion, but it's still… he doesn't know what the…
• 5:07
  Testecleese: You know, like… They were quoting him before he had this position, before Trump was in office the second time. This is stuff he was saying when Biden was in office. He's like, that's what I thought at the time.
• 5:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:20
  Testecleese: it sound like, he's like, oh, I just said whatever I was saying to get clicks.
• 5:24
  El Guapo: Well, that could be true too, but you know what? For the fact that you see, it could be obvious, like, yeah, I can see his point of view, you know?
• 5:36
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:36
  El Guapo: No.
• 5:38
  Testecleese: And a lot of people trust Bongino, at least to be honest with.
• 5:41
  El Guapo: His opinion.
• 5:42
  Testecleese: Whether they watched his, rumble stuff, or listen to him on, his just audio podcast.
• 5:49
  El Guapo: No, he got a radio… he was on the register.
• 5:51
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I'm just saying, he was a big deal on Rumble and podcasting there for a long time. Yeah, he was making millions of dollars, dude.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 5:58
  El Guapo: I mean, but that's the thing, like, you don't know what's over there until you start going behind the scenes, like, oh, shoot, there's more to it than, you know, in politics, you know, and like, you said the wrong thing, the fucking Democrat will hand you, you know?
• 6:16
  El Guapo: So…
• 6:17
  Testecleese: Remember that,
• 6:18
  Testecleese: That No Kings protest, when the dude pulled out his handgun and shot a fellow protester who had a rifle?
• 6:26
  El Guapo: Mmm, yeah.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: And then, yeah, he hit that guy, then killed another innocent bystander.
• 6:32
  Testecleese: Damn. His trial has begun.
• 6:36
  Testecleese: Facing 15 years.
• 6:38
  El Guapo: For… shooting somebody?
• 6:40
  El Guapo: That's it.
• 6:42
  Testecleese: Shooting one dude and killing another guy.
• 6:44
  El Guapo: Just 15 years?
• 6:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:46
  El Guapo: I bet he was a MAGA guy who would've fuckin'…
• 6:49
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, that's neither here nor there. Well, that's 15 years minimum sentence.
• 6:55
  Testecleese: Maybe max, maybe max.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Maximum.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: Oh, like, what is it, second degree manslaughter?
• 7:00
  El Guapo: Type of deal, probably.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: Well, no, it's… yeah. See, that's the problem, is you brought a gun there, which, don't get me wrong, there's nothing illegal to bring in a gun with you.
• 7:09
  Testecleese: But he didn't take to kill nobody, and it just happened, so he's probably… He fired into a crowd.
• 7:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, so…
• 7:18
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 7:19
  El Guapo: manslaughter them.
• 7:21
  Testecleese: Hey,
• 7:22
  El Guapo: It should be almost like…
• 7:24
  Testecleese: I think she's dead.
• 7:25
  Testecleese: murder.
• 7:27
  El Guapo: No, no, he wasn't playing a motorbike, he was planning to injure somebody.
• 7:30
  Testecleese: Oh, if you fire a gun into a car…
• 7:32
  El Guapo: Slaughter.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: If it's gonna happen.
• 7:34
  Testecleese: Like, oh, you're not thinking someone's gonna get killed? Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous.
• 7:39
  El Guapo: That's fine.
• 7:40
  Testecleese: He even said he couldn't get a clear shot on the guy with the rifle, and he was afraid the guy with the rifle was gonna be a mass shooter and mag dump.
• 7:47
  El Guapo: in the crew.
• 7:47
  Testecleese: And it's like, you're the one who fired your gun, dude. And then he said something dumb, like, well, I'm responsible for every bullet, and it's like, yeah, you're gonna go to prison for a very long time for this, dude.
• 7:56
  El Guapo: You know?
• 7:58
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 8:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I remember they tried to make it out like this was some MAGA dude at the time, and, you know, it turns out he was one of the organizers of the event.
• 8:08
  El Guapo: That's probably… that's why he's only gonna get 20. I mean, 15.
• 8:13
  Testecleese: Brian brought this lady up.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: The first time, I think, in Tennessee.
• 8:18
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 8:20
  Testecleese: Ryan already asleep?
• 8:22
  El Guapo: Oh, gosh, he had a rough day with a flat tire.
• 8:25
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 8:28
  Testecleese: This, this Nashville woman lost her race. I believe you brought her up first, and
• 8:33
  Testecleese: in general, I guess in her concession speech, she lectured the, the winner of Obamacare.
• 8:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:43
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 8:46
  Testecleese: What's the matter with these people?
• 8:48
  Brian McFadden: There it is.
• 8:50
  Testecleese: And then, did you see the video of her doing karaoke in her car?
• 8:56
  Brian McFadden: No, no, I missed that.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: I think there might be a video on that.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: Link.
• 9:03
  Testecleese: And she's like, oh, and she's like, well, I don't know why everyone says I hate Nashville, why I hate country music, and she sings 9 to 5, or whatever. And it's like, she's like, they made all this shit up, this is propaganda, it's like, there's a video of you saying this, lady, you know?
• 9:15
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 9:18
  Testecleese: But yeah, she's got… there's a video out there of her singing 9 to 5. I bet she got ratioed so bad she took it down already, but the internet is forever, and you know that.
• 9:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 9:31
  Testecleese: You opened to find the video?
• 9:33
  Brian McFadden: after being here, the Democratic nominee.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: Looks like Brian's shrine.
• 9:36
  Brian McFadden: I'm looking, yeah.
• 9:38
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, I think there's one in there, I'm not sure, and…
• 9:41
  Testecleese: As much as I like to use, what is it, New York Post, they like to give you commercials on the computer, don't they?
• 9:50
  Testecleese: oh.
• 9:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, Brian's trying to figure that out.
• 9:57
  Testecleese: Did the, the case Trump had against James, the… was it mortgage fraud?
• 10:04
  El Guapo: Leticia Jam? Yep.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, that got dropped because of,
• 10:09
  Testecleese: Attorney's… Attorney General, whatever, or whatever position it was.
• 10:14
  Testecleese: When they refiled the judges, they did not pass.
• 10:18
  Testecleese: Like, it was… the indictment was declined.
• 10:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, fuck it, just let her… just move on.
• 10:25
  El Guapo: She's gonna fuck up eventually again.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: Well, for the love of God, she said it was her primary residence to get a cheaper rate. I understand why you would do that, you know?
• 10:35
  Testecleese: your average American could probably claim… play dumb, even someone who's very well off, but she's the…
• 10:40
  El Guapo: She's a fucking Attorney General, she's a lawyer, so she should have known better, too.
• 10:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right?
• 10:44
  Testecleese: found the video.
• 10:46
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 10:48
  Testecleese: But you're right, lawyers should know better.
• 10:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, so you cannot play dumb, you know? So…
• 10:52
  Testecleese: And then she had, what, her fugitive, delinquent niece living in that house?
• 10:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:59
  El Guapo: Oh, there's a lot of cops… there's a lot of cops have been called to a house ever since the niece moved in.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like, well, for the hope of God, lady, like, how do you have this job? You know?
• 11:10
  Testecleese: Alright, alright. Brian, let's, let's hear it.
• 11:13
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 11:15
  Brian McFadden: She's really good. This is karaoke, so…
• 11:37
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Now, maybe I should be doing this stuff before, instead.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: I'm saying? She hated the city and hated country music and hated The Bachelorette.
• 11:44
  Testecleese: Maybe she would have done better.
• 11:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:48
  Testecleese: Like, how do you expect to win by saying, I hate everything that you people are?
• 11:52
  El Guapo: I know, I think, and if you listen to it, she was complaining about the people that come into your town and fuck.
• 11:58
  El Guapo: Just get in the way, you know?
• 12:00
  Brian McFadden: They're the ones that are paying the bills, though, the tourists are.
• 12:02
  El Guapo: I know, that's what.
• 12:03
  Brian McFadden: Mr. Fuck.
• 12:04
  El Guapo: up, that's what she thought. They're like, you tolerate it, you know?
• 12:08
  El Guapo: But you don't say shit about it, because it's like me complaining about tourism here in the summertime.
• 12:14
  El Guapo: You know?
• 12:16
  Testecleese: You know, it's funny that I never really noticed it when I was living in Virginia.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: But it definitely was a summertime thing, like…
• 12:28
  Testecleese: You never had to deal with the traffic just getting across town in the middle of winter.
• 12:35
  El Guapo: No.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: Like, you want to cross the bridge in the middle of the winter, it was no issue.
• 12:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:39
  Testecleese: Well, except, of course, you know, the morning rush to get on base.
• 12:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:44
  Testecleese: That's… that's gonna be a constant no matter what, isn't it?
• 12:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, she got a probably legitimate point, but if you're gonna run for office, just shut the fuck up about that issue, you know?
• 12:54
  El Guapo: You're welcome, but like, yeah, you know, we're gonna, like, you're gonna increase tourism and shit like that, just…
• 12:59
  El Guapo: Play it off, you know, but whatever.
• 13:02
  El Guapo: They just went up.
• 13:03
  El Guapo: They want to say the opinion without filter don't realize it.
• 13:06
  El Guapo: what's gonna happen in the future, like, you know what, probably when I run for office, you know?
• 13:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:14
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 13:15
  Testecleese: Brian, I've been talking about this for a while, about a possible coming polar shift.
• 13:21
  Testecleese: And I've been pointing at the magnetosphere in particular.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: And how North and South have been wobbling.
• 13:28
  Testecleese: In the last, 100 years, there have been 10 auroras visible from south of the Mason-Dixon line.
• 13:38
  Testecleese: Half of those have been in the last 10 years.
• 13:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's been a bunch of them happening lately.
• 13:44
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly.
• 13:50
  Testecleese: And I'm telling you, that's because, the magnetosphere's weakening, and now there's a fucking, was it, a JetBlue…
• 13:58
  Testecleese: the… Jet.
• 14:01
  Testecleese: Fell thousands of feet from the sky, and they're saying it might have been from a fucking supernova.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: Getting and got bombarded with cosmic rays.
• 14:11
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 14:12
  Testecleese: which usually gets deflected around the Earth by the magnetosphere because of our… polarity.
• 14:21
  Testecleese: Dude, if this… I don't know what kind of signs we're gonna see.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: what's… you know what I mean? But we know this happens.
• 14:31
  Testecleese: And there are theories that when it happens, the Earth will flip 90 degrees on its axis.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: Which, they're using that to explain… oh, some scientists, anyway, are using that to explain why they're finding, like, woolly mammoths with undigested foliage in their stomachs.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Completely frozen.
• 14:50
  El Guapo: Like, you know, it was just a sudden boom, frozen.
• 14:53
  El Guapo: Mmm, turn flash.
• 14:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Because, I mean, where are you getting foliage from if it's so cold that it's gonna freeze this animal in a giant block of ice for thousands of years, you know what I mean?
• 15:07
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, we've seen some beautiful things in the sky, but if this Earth flips on… if this thing flips on its axis.
• 15:14
  Testecleese: I'm… let's just say this, I'm glad I am… I actually checked a crazy scenario thing.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: When the Great Flood comes from the ocean, sloshing around the earth.
• 15:26
  Testecleese: I'm in a part of the world that will not be flooded.
• 15:32
  Brian McFadden: Noah thought that, too.
• 15:34
  Testecleese: No.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 15:36
  El Guapo: a lot of them.
• 15:36
  Testecleese: No, no, that's why I built an ark, he knew he was gonna get flooded.
• 15:39
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 15:40
  El Guapo: You probably don't…
• 15:41
  Testecleese: Every major religion in the world has a flood… a great flood story, too.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? We all know the Abrahamic ones, but I mean, there's flood myths, flood stories, and other religions out there, too.
• 15:58
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 16:01
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, Brian, you shared this one. We didn't get a lot of this when Biden was in office, did we?
• 16:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, his health records were never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever released.
• 16:17
  El Guapo: Whatever.
• 16:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh, sorry, I forgot a number.
• 16:20
  Brian McFadden: But, the White House, everybody's freaking about Trump's unscheduled MRI scan.
• 16:27
  Brian McFadden: that… and so the White House said, screw you, we're gonna release the facts to it, you know, and…
• 16:35
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 16:35
  Brian McFadden: He's in… still in excellent health, considering his age.
• 16:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, was he, like, 79?
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he's the oldest, president ever elected for the day of inauguration.
• 16:50
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 16:51
  Testecleese: I didn't know that, that's pretty cool, I guess.
• 16:52
  Brian McFadden: And he also has the stamina of, like, a 40-year-old.
• 16:57
  Brian McFadden: The man still doesn't sleep, and the man's a go-go-go-go machine.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: If he stops, he'll probably die.
• 17:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, probably.
• 17:09
  Testecleese: And that's, like, a real thing.
• 17:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 17:13
  Testecleese: Got a guy who lives two doors down from me, he's a very old man.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: His wife died several years ago.
• 17:21
  Testecleese: And he's just doing anything to stay busy.
• 17:25
  Testecleese: His daughter wants to put her in a home, and the nurse that works with her was like, don't do that.
• 17:31
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 17:31
  Testecleese: At least, you know, people have multiple jobs, whatever. Don't do that, he'll die.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: Well, the guy's out here splitting wood in the middle of winter to do something. I'm like, oh my god.
• 17:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, keeping busy.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: see that or sit there alone and think about how your wife died, you know what I mean? And you're alone in the woods in the cold.
• 17:51
  Testecleese: It's sad. Unfortunately.
• 17:53
  El Guapo: Oh, man.
• 17:54
  Testecleese: It's probably gonna kill himself and someone else.
• 17:56
  Testecleese: Because he pulls out of his driveway and drives 25 miles an hour.
• 18:01
  Testecleese: Down a 55-mile-an-hour, trucking route for loggers.
• 18:06
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 18:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's gonna get run over, and he's gonna get killed, and possibly kill the driver and someone else.
• 18:14
  Testecleese: But… Whatever.
• 18:17
  Testecleese: Nice guy, anyway.
• 18:21
  Testecleese: Brian shared this one, too.
• 18:24
  Testecleese: And, you're getting very good at finding Massachusetts news.
• 18:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, because Massachusetts likes to be in the news for stuff like this.
• 18:35
  Testecleese: Especially lately.
• 18:36
  Brian McFadden: They had a church nativity scene, it's nativity scene season.
• 18:41
  Testecleese: item, right?
• 18:45
  Brian McFadden: And, let's see here, this was a Catholic Church in Dedham, yep, outside of Boston. I know.
• 18:52
  Testecleese: I know exactly what it is. I used to go play hockey and baseball there all the time.
• 18:55
  Brian McFadden: They put their nativity scene up, but they left the empty manger and said ice was here.
• 19:00
  Brian McFadden: The Archdiocese did not think that was a good display.
• 19:06
  Brian McFadden: And it should be re… they said, stop politicizing Christmas.
• 19:12
  El Guapo: The pollinator has everything left to everything.
• 19:17
  Testecleese: The Catholic Church isn't supposed to be doing any of this shit, and I'm glad to hear that the actual chain of command is doing something about it.
• 19:23
  El Guapo: Jinnacle, man.
• 19:25
  Brian McFadden: Well, it is. Everything has a chain of command.
• 19:28
  Testecleese: That's really what… yeah, that's what it is, all the way up to the Pope, right? And God Himself.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm glad they're doing something, like, no, that ain't cool, man. It's like, with a church. Like, let's be real. Christians…
• 19:40
  Testecleese: are known for being very, quote, conservative, right?
• 19:45
  Testecleese: And Catholics are known as, like.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: the conservative end of the Christians, right?
• 19:53
  Testecleese: you're a hero of Christianity, it's how God's gonna save me, and you walk into a Catholic church, and it's hellfire and brimstone, and you're all gonna burn…
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Because you masturbated, you know?
• 20:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, you have to… you have to steal fear in people.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Just like when I… my first, when I did my party training, the book was Everybody Poops Except You're a Catholic, and that's pure concentrated evil coming out your backside.
• 20:21
  Testecleese: I always say the Catholic Church has got a little…
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Away from the, you're gonna burn in hell forever.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: That's what I… we had more when I was growing up.
• 20:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, man, like… and this church is also forgetting that…
• 20:37
  Testecleese: several times in the Bible, Jesus brought up how government has a place and authority.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: And should be obeyed.
• 20:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:46
  Testecleese: The most famous one everyone knows is, give unto Caesar that which is due to Caesar, and referring to taxes, right?
• 20:56
  Testecleese: So, Ash… I think you do better…
• 21:02
  Testecleese: to spread the word of Jesus and not speak for Jesus, you know?
• 21:07
  Testecleese: But… leave it to Massachusetts and debt him to do something like this, you know?
• 21:14
  Testecleese: This is interesting.
• 21:17
  Testecleese: Portland… Oregon, I believe. Yeah, probably. No one ever means Portland, Maine when they say Portland.
• 21:22
  Brian McFadden: - yeah.
• 21:25
  Brian McFadden: They had a huge, ceremony, holiday ceremony, but there was no Christmas.
• 21:31
  Testecleese: Relighting ceremony, right?
• 21:33
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 21:34
  Testecleese: You know, what do you light a tree for?
• 21:37
  Brian McFadden: Christmas!
• 21:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they refuse to use that word.
• 21:40
  El Guapo: Christmas?
• 21:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: It's like, you lit up our Christmas tree, what are we supposed to think of this, you know?
• 21:49
  El Guapo: Like, you know what, keep doing it.
• 21:50
  Brian McFadden: They had activists waiting the Palestinian flag.
• 21:54
  El Guapo: Keep doing it, dude. Keep… keep pissing people off, dude. Oh my god, love it. I fucking love it, dude. You're just gonna turn everybody to the right, you know what?
• 22:04
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not, it's Portland, Oregon.
• 22:06
  El Guapo: Eventually, some of those are like, you know what, this is enough, you know, that's how much fucking pity shit we gonna take?
• 22:11
  El Guapo: You know?
• 22:14
  Testecleese: I don't know what… you think there's a tree lighting in, Dearborn, Michigan?
• 22:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 22:21
  El Guapo: No… No, no.
• 22:24
  Testecleese: They were on Christians out of town.
• 22:27
  El Guapo: They're trying to fucking find another place to move, that's what I bet you they're looking for right now.
• 22:33
  El Guapo: Dan, other place, some, minneapolis.
• 22:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, Minnesota's.
• 22:40
  El Guapo: We just built up.
• 22:42
  Brian McFadden: We'll get there.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: We'll definitely get in there, but you don't want to go to Minnesota if you're Somalian right now, okay? I'm just gonna give everyone a quick heads up.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, for sure.
• 22:53
  Brian McFadden: I just had an article about…
• 22:55
  Brian McFadden: what Ilyam Omar had to say about Somalia illegal refugees.
• 23:00
  Brian McFadden: So, we'll get to it.
• 23:02
  Testecleese: Excellent. I wonder if it's the same thing I heard her say or not.
• 23:06
  Brian McFadden: Bro.
• 23:07
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 23:07
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 23:09
  Testecleese: Where were we anyway? Oh, yeah! Oh, is that all the intro stuff?
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, now the raccoon!
• 23:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, and we skipped a raccoon?
• 23:18
  El Guapo: Whaaat?
• 23:20
  Brian McFadden: It's hard to read this, your color scheme doesn't work that great for me.
• 23:24
  Testecleese: See, my red-green cold blind, this works well with me, because purple comes off as a hot color.
• 23:31
  Brian McFadden: No, the Virginia legislature is, now that they're gonna be completely democratic-controlled.
• 23:38
  El Guapo: They are already planning on pushing through recreational marijuana.
• 23:43
  Brian McFadden: In the state of Virginia?
• 23:46
  Brian McFadden: And taking that tax dollars and, funding more schools with it.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: They're just gonna… it's just gonna fund the schools.
• 23:53
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not. They're gonna… there probably won't be any taxes, we'll never see the tax money from it, so…
• 24:00
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, you will, but God knows what it's gonna go to. Like, when I was working at the dispensary up in Mass, Massachusetts got up, took a 17% cut.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: from cannabis sales.
• 24:12
  Testecleese: And,
• 24:13
  Testecleese: They paid for a lot of stuff, I mean, it brought a lot of money into that local community.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: But, am.
• 24:20
  Testecleese: Anyway, continue. How do you think this is gonna work out for Virginia?
• 24:24
  Brian McFadden: It depends on what the rules are, you know? I mean, I don't think…
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: I… I think, for the most part.
• 24:32
  Brian McFadden: If it's set up like our medical marijuana dispensaries, there's not enough of them for actual true competition.
• 24:40
  El Guapo: You know, they've got, like, one and…
• 24:43
  Brian McFadden: A city every so often, every so many miles apart, so there's no competition, so the prices are sky high.
• 24:49
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 24:50
  Brian McFadden: The same thing for recreational. People are just gonna keep going to the regular drug dealer to get the stuff, so…
• 24:57
  El Guapo: Mmm…
• 24:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, but think of, as far as tourism goes, in the summer, when everyone comes down Virginia Beach, you go, you buy a couple bones at the bud shop.
• 25:08
  Brian McFadden: You can't do that in Maryland.
• 25:10
  Testecleese: What?
• 25:11
  Brian McFadden: You gotta have a Maryland driver's license to buy weed in the… recreationally in Maryland.
• 25:17
  El Guapo: Are you serious?
• 25:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:19
  El Guapo: So, right now, if I go over there, I cannot buy a lesson from Maryland.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 25:23
  Brian McFadden: Not in Maryland.
• 25:24
  Testecleese: It's weird, because I bought in…
• 25:26
  Brian McFadden: That's how they controlled the people from D.C. and Virginia driving into Maryland and all the, surrounding states that don't have.
• 25:32
  Testecleese: Why wouldn't you want to control that? Why wouldn't you want to take their tax money?
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, they're liberals, who knows? Did the Democrats with the pass law, do they make sense?
• 25:43
  Testecleese: No.
• 25:44
  El Guapo: There we go. That's your answer.
• 25:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, just like the argument I keep bringing up, how you can't get flavored cigarettes, or flavored tobacco products of any kind in some area, to include, like, dip, like, skull.
• 25:56
  Testecleese: But you can get gummy bears, like.
• 25:59
  Testecleese: That you would buy at the store full of pot.
• 26:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Testecleese: And I'm like, what? They're like, stop bringing this up, someone's gonna make it illegal. I'm like, oh my god.
• 26:10
  Brian McFadden: So, apparently, Virginia ranks as the second most dishonest state in the U.S.
• 26:18
  Testecleese: Well, a lot of politicians live up north.
• 26:21
  El Guapo: None of those shit.
• 26:22
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't say which state is number one.
• 26:24
  El Guapo: Okay, the thing about this, thing, article, though, is like, you know when people ask, like, hey, man, how you doing? I'm okay, even though you're not doing okay. I don't think that's what they mean. White collar, white lie.
• 26:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, 51% of Virginians pretend they didn't see a call or text.
• 26:41
  El Guapo: Read me a colored text.
• 26:42
  Brian McFadden: Claw works out.
• 26:43
  Testecleese: Text.
• 26:44
  Brian McFadden: They ignore it.
• 26:46
  Brian McFadden: They also lie about saying you like someone's cooking or outfit.
• 26:51
  El Guapo: Oh, see, like…
• 26:52
  El Guapo: It was about… it's not about, like, regular, it's, like, little speedy shit, you know, they're talking about.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: Well, that's what's interesting, then, because if that's what it is, you'd think Virginia would be one of the most honest, because there's so much military there who just speaks the blunt truth and cuts to shit.
• 27:07
  El Guapo: They're just being polite, basically.
• 27:10
  Testecleese: I know.
• 27:10
  El Guapo: Bless your heart.
• 27:11
  Testecleese: who's not gonna just be polite, either gonna be in the military or a veteran. And there's so many of them in Virginia, you'd think that they would score more
• 27:21
  Testecleese: honest than California, let's say.
• 27:24
  El Guapo: So, let me ask, who's the most honest one in, Indianapolis?
• 27:27
  Testecleese: It isn't.
• 27:27
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't say. The article doesn't go into that.
• 27:30
  El Guapo: And, that would be fun.
• 27:31
  Brian McFadden: No number to go. If you're gonna say we're number two, we wanna know who's number one.
• 27:36
  El Guapo: I know, that's it, yeah.
• 27:37
  Testecleese: Probably Massachusetts.
• 27:39
  El Guapo: The most dishonest one?
• 27:41
  Brian McFadden: Here, let me see if ChatGPT can tell me.
• 27:43
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, that'll be fun. What, so, how is ChatGPT treating you? I downloaded it as an app or whatever. I haven't touched it yet.
• 27:53
  El Guapo: Are you… I tried Grok?
• 27:55
  Testecleese: No, I haven't tried any of it, but…
• 27:56
  El Guapo: I like Grok, they're sarcastic, like, they're smartass. Oh my gosh, that's funny.
• 28:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I downloaded it because, lately I've been going onto YouTube and finding these, like, 2-hour-long, like, sci-fi stories about the future or whatever.
• 28:12
  El Guapo: And listening to him to go to sleep.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: But there's only, like, 25 different stories that are out there from different people.
• 28:20
  Testecleese: like, you know, story plots, and they're all obviously written and read by an AI.
• 28:28
  El Guapo: That's why they're all the same.
• 28:30
  El Guapo: Got you.
• 28:31
  Testecleese: I downloaded my…
• 28:32
  Brian McFadden: It says there's no way to… there's too… no official metric for measuring dishonest of an entire population, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It can tell me about corruption convictions of public officials.
• 28:47
  Brian McFadden: Fraud rates, political transparency scores, consumer scam reports, or tax fraud.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: Alright, that's interesting.
• 28:56
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 28:56
  Brian McFadden: Let's find some corrupt… I'm gonna look for some corrupt.
• 29:00
  El Guapo: Convictions of political… Conviction?
• 29:02
  Testecleese: Well, they've already had something like 70…
• 29:05
  Testecleese: what, arrests and, I think 20 convictions in Minnesota?
• 29:09
  El Guapo: I mean, that's so tough.
• 29:10
  Testecleese: over this, yeah, with this fraud thing going on in, Minnesota with Walz and his team.
• 29:16
  El Guapo: I just saw a meme earlier, it's like, Trump is like, under the poor, like, 180 million Muslims and two puppies. And, like, everybody's like, two puppies, why?
• 29:25
  Testecleese: hobbies.
• 29:26
  El Guapo: Why? See, nobody care about the Muslims.
• 29:29
  Testecleese: I've seen that meme before with different things on it.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: But I haven't seen it in a long time.
• 29:37
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 29:37
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's always N2 puppies.
• 29:39
  El Guapo: One of the puppies.
• 29:40
  Brian McFadden: Louisiana is the state with the highest rate of public official corruption convictions.
• 29:46
  El Guapo: That probably last year.
• 29:47
  Testecleese: I would've thought… I would have thought that would have been, Illinois with.
• 29:51
  El Guapo: No, no, yeah, no, no, this is probably… this is, like.
• 29:54
  El Guapo: Next year, he's gonna revise it to Illinois.
• 29:57
  Brian McFadden: And then states like Montana, South Dakota, Kentucky, and West Virginia also tend to rank high in.
• 30:06
  El Guapo: Convictions, too.
• 30:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, West Virginia used to be very, very left-leaning.
• 30:14
  Testecleese: But the COVID stuff really woke up a lot of people.
• 30:17
  Testecleese: And they got pissed all of a sudden.
• 30:20
  El Guapo: Oh, no, this fucking, government shutdown woke up a lot of people by the fuck's,
• 30:26
  El Guapo: Someone in the community, you know, they're fucking shit, you know?
• 30:28
  Brian McFadden: So I know we talked on the last show about this missing football coach.
• 30:32
  Testecleese: Okay, we did, I was wondering if we did.
• 30:34
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 30:34
  Brian McFadden: He's wanted on child sexual abuse material charges. Now they're saying that he walked into the woods with a gun.
• 30:44
  Testecleese: And… that's the most recent thing I could find on it.
• 30:50
  Testecleese: So I'm guessing he didn't just go in the woods and kill himself then, because they probably would have found him, right?
• 30:55
  Brian McFadden: You would… yeah, I would think so, yeah.
• 30:58
  Testecleese: So I'm wondering… This guy's just on the loose.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: in the… and this isn't, like, Hampton, Virginia woods.
• 31:07
  Testecleese: Like, this is…
• 31:08
  El Guapo: No.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Virginia, like you read about in the Revolutionary Period.
• 31:12
  El Guapo: Appalachian, appellation area.
• 31:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, Appalachia, exactly, the fucking woods.
• 31:18
  Testecleese: jeez, it sounds like some John Rambo shit, doesn't it? Yeah.
• 31:28
  Testecleese: Son of a bitch, why do we have to keep bringing up movies on this show, dude? Now I have to go watch frickin' First Blood.
• 31:34
  El Guapo: It's a Christmas movie.
• 31:37
  Testecleese: That…
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
• 31:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, you should be right. No, no, no, no. Do you look at the police station, there's, like, Christmas trees in the back. Yeah, you're right, it was lit up, wasn't it?
• 31:48
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 31:50
  El Guapo: It's a Christmas movie.
• 31:51
  Testecleese: It's been so long, that was such a good movie, dude.
• 31:55
  Testecleese: The third one was ridiculous.
• 31:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:58
  Brian McFadden: So, we also talked about, the Patrick Henry Mall shooting last week.
• 32:03
  Brian McFadden: And the, person that,
• 32:07
  Brian McFadden: Kill… shot the guy who's claiming self-defense.
• 32:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Brian McFadden: Good luck getting that charge through. Has been charged with murder. Basically, he took the other guy's gun away from him, and then shot him with his gun after the other gun was gone, so…
• 32:22
  Brian McFadden: That's not really self-defense at that point.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: If you disarm someone and shoot them with their own gun.
• 32:28
  Brian McFadden: No, I think he shot him with… I think he uses… he had a gun, too.
• 32:33
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 32:33
  El Guapo: Well, hmm.
• 32:36
  Testecleese: I didn't see what happened. We'll see what.
• 32:38
  El Guapo: I mean, like, I mean, if he got video, and you could see it clearly, like, he could've, like, hey, don't get…
• 32:44
  Testecleese: He just… I don't know.
• 32:47
  Brian McFadden: an unarmed person, I don't know, self-defense is a hard…
• 32:51
  El Guapo: But, dude.
• 32:51
  Brian McFadden: Orange Quinn.
• 32:52
  Testecleese: the gun? No, not necessarily.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: I mean… It depends on the situation, obviously.
• 32:59
  Testecleese: Zimmerman, for example.
• 33:03
  Testecleese: Short and unarmed teenager.
• 33:06
  Testecleese: And claimed self-defense and won.
• 33:10
  Testecleese: But he was also sitting on the dude's chest, slamming his head off the concrete, you know what I mean?
• 33:16
  Testecleese: So…
• 33:17
  Testecleese: Like, you can't… there is a time to use lethal force, even when someone else hasn't applied it first.
• 33:23
  Testecleese: But… Right.
• 33:25
  Testecleese: You need to be in a situation where you think you're gonna die if you don't, you know?
• 33:31
  Testecleese: So, we'll see where this goes, but Patrick Henry Mall is in Newport News, right?
• 33:35
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: That's… Is that place still open?
• 33:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's so good.
• 33:41
  Testecleese: There aren't many malls left anymore.
• 33:44
  El Guapo: Mmm, yeah.
• 33:46
  El Guapo: Well, it depends how the city, how it's rung.
• 33:49
  El Guapo: Norfolk's running like shit, so that's why we ain't got no more malls.
• 33:54
  El Guapo: No folk. No folk.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: Norfolk made a mistake by trying to, quote, clean up Norfolk, and I understand they wanted to get rid of a lot of the drugs and the violence.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: But… Them and Virginia Beach pushed out a lot of their customers in terms of, Navy.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: By trying to get rid of that dirt, that element.
• 34:15
  Testecleese: And it's like, yeah, but these are all your customers. They're not the ones fighting people, you know what I mean?
• 34:22
  Testecleese: At least they're the ones not starting fights, because they're more worried about getting in trouble with their command than they are with the frickin' police, you know?
• 34:30
  El Guapo: No, but yeah, you got… we used to have Military Mall and MacArthur Mall, they're both empty.
• 34:37
  El Guapo: But you look at Virginia Beach and Chesapeake, Chesapeake lost one ball.
• 34:41
  El Guapo: We're gonna be tough.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: It doesn't surprise me, because it's a huge tourist spot.
• 34:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, and a lot of military still over there. Yeah. And, yeah, so, I mean…
• 34:50
  El Guapo: Dude, the city's been chasing away, like…
• 34:53
  El Guapo: Oh, the Chase, Norfolk South?
• 34:56
  El Guapo: I was pissed off about that, because, like, oh, just how rich people live, like, yeah, we need their money, you know?
• 35:03
  El Guapo: Stop chasing rich people away, you know?
• 35:06
  El Guapo: That means mine.
• 35:07
  Testecleese: Kathy Oko, New York said.
• 35:09
  Testecleese: It's like, no, we can't go and tax the wealthy even more. It's like, they're already… it's like, 2% is already paying a third of our bills. We're just gonna chase them out of town, they're not gonna… we're not gonna have anyone to pay the bills.
• 35:19
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, they need to pay the furniture. You know what they can do, too? They can just take off and leave. They got the money for it, you know?
• 35:25
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: Anyway…
• 35:30
  Testecleese: This is interesting, all this stuff we've been hearing about people being let go for, like, violent crimes and all this other stuff, and this dude in Virginia was sentenced to 2 years for an armed robber,
• 35:40
  Testecleese: Arm shoplifting, right?
• 35:42
  Brian McFadden: On gun and shoplifting charges.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: I'm just… it's very interesting, because we're hearing, like, you know, 72nd time arrested.
• 35:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, no shit.
• 35:54
  Brian McFadden: and…
• 35:56
  Testecleese: But… that doesn't mean this guy's not gonna get out and go and do something dumb again, you know?
• 36:01
  Testecleese: Just cause you got arrested?
• 36:03
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 36:04
  Testecleese: a bunch of times doesn't mean that you didn't go through the process. You know what I mean? Like, there might have been trials for each of those cases, but typically speaking, it's 72 cases, if you're out of jail.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: Summer.
• 36:17
  El Guapo: You know…
• 36:17
  Testecleese: It would happen in the system.
• 36:18
  El Guapo: A couple years ago, I was all against the three-strike rules.
• 36:23
  El Guapo: And I'll look at her like, man, we need to bring that shit back.
• 36:27
  Testecleese: Well, it depends. I mean, everyone has a different definition for three strikes.
• 36:31
  El Guapo: No, violent crimes, you know.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: I know, I like a more progressive system myself that's similar to 3-strike. The first time you get in trouble and screw up.
• 36:43
  El Guapo: You know what I mean?
• 36:44
  Testecleese: They're gonna try to give you the lightest sentence they can. Hope that you pull your head out of your ass with, you know, 18 months in the clink.
• 36:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: You come back again 5 years later for a similar crime.
• 36:57
  El Guapo: Oh, like, a violent crime, you know, bad…
• 36:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah, mug it.
• 37:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, mug in and stuff.
• 37:04
  Testecleese: you might get 2 or 3 years. The friggin' third time? No, we're throwing the book at you, we're gonna hit you with everything we can.
• 37:10
  El Guapo: Yeah, life.
• 37:12
  Testecleese: Not necessarily life, but as much time as we can give you, because you clearly do… you clearly haven't learned from… from this other side.
• 37:19
  Testecleese: Not working, let's just keep you off the streets then.
• 37:21
  El Guapo: Alright, so that's, like, every, every sentence is, like, 5 years, that's 15 years. You think you're gonna learn after 3 times? And, like, he'll get back out and…
• 37:29
  El Guapo: After 5 years… after 15 years.
• 37:32
  El Guapo: You're not gonna have a job lining up, you're not gonna… you're just gonna be a minister to society, dude.
• 37:38
  Testecleese: Who wants to hire the guy who choked his coworker, you know what I mean?
• 37:43
  El Guapo: So, like, the three-strike rule, now people will be like, you know what, I better not commit nothing, because… you have to steal fear, dude. Fear is good, dude, it's a tool. If you don't fear the law, what the fuck is the point of it, you know?
• 37:55
  Testecleese: I don't know necessarily fear is the right word so much as.
• 37:58
  El Guapo: Well, it…
• 37:59
  Testecleese: I think they're.
• 37:59
  El Guapo: No, no, no.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: More often than it should be.
• 38:01
  El Guapo: You know what? Oh, shit, I don't wanna go to jail, I'm not gonna do stuff this stupid.
• 38:06
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 38:07
  Testecleese: And that fear creates a healthy respect for the law.
• 38:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:12
  Testecleese: But just fear leads to…
• 38:15
  Testecleese: Sneaking around in the shadows, you know?
• 38:17
  El Guapo: gonna do? They're gonna commit crimes no matter what, you know, like… So…
• 38:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. I think you've done the same thing enough times.
• 38:26
  Testecleese: You're not learning a lesson, you know, we try, you know…
• 38:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, this next article I added after you said we had too much Virginia stuff, but I could not resist this article.
• 38:41
  Brian McFadden: There's some issues… I got some issues with this story, about these Virginia twins that are arrested for, allegedly plotting to destroy government databases.
• 38:51
  Brian McFadden: These… both people were… Previously…
• 38:56
  El Guapo: charged…
• 38:57
  Brian McFadden: And convicted of stuff, but somehow they were able to get another clearance and work for a company that had a contract with the government again.
• 39:08
  Brian McFadden: They both pled guilty in 2015 to federal charges of conspiracy in connection with data breaches. But some company
• 39:17
  Brian McFadden: Was smart enough to rehire them, To deal with data again.
• 39:25
  Testecleese: with government data at that, that sounds like a violation of the law. Doesn't the government cut you off, like, a one-strike program?
• 39:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they both were… they both served multiple years in prison before landing jobs
• 39:40
  Brian McFadden: with this company that was a federal contractor that helps process U.S. government records.
• 39:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, I thought…
• 39:46
  Brian McFadden: Something happened, they got terminated, and…
• 39:49
  Brian McFadden: Then, you know, they decided to,
• 39:53
  Brian McFadden: delete databases, they wipe their hard drives, they've tried to follow the Hillary Clinton method of.
• 39:59
  Testecleese: Smit that shit.
• 40:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 40:01
  El Guapo: Bleach.
• 40:04
  Brian McFadden: And maybe…
• 40:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I thought… I thought a felony conviction worked the same way as a dishonorable discharge in terms of government contract work.
• 40:11
  Brian McFadden: I did too, that's why I… that's why this article.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: We added…
• 40:16
  Brian McFadden: me a little bit, you know?
• 40:17
  Testecleese: Is that not the case, or did this… should this company be facing
• 40:23
  Testecleese: Charges for even allowing these guys access to government property.
• 40:28
  Brian McFadden: I would think, definitely, they shouldn't have allowed… they shouldn't have access to anything dealing with the government, so…
• 40:37
  Testecleese: I think…
• 40:39
  Testecleese: Oh, what's up?
• 40:39
  El Guapo: Too much bureaucrat, too. Too many people had too many fucking fingers out there, and… No.
• 40:47
  Testecleese: Too many fingers, not enough pies.
• 40:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: I'm all out of pie.
• 40:53
  El Guapo: No, too much pie, not enough fingers. That's what it is.
• 40:57
  El Guapo: You know…
• 40:59
  Testecleese: That's always a good problem to have, isn't it?
• 41:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 41:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, super bitch!
• 41:06
  El Guapo: My wife made an apple pie for Thanksgiving, right?
• 41:11
  Testecleese: I personally don't tend to do dessert after eating a meal, because I would rather just eat more of the meal.
• 41:18
  Brian McFadden: I guess.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: second or third helping, and then come back in, like, a couple days once the bloating has gone down from Thanksgiving.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: The guy was gone in, like, a day and a half.
• 41:33
  Testecleese: No, I did…
• 41:34
  Brian McFadden: Bye.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: Did have my brother-in-law and, his youngest kid here.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: And my mother-in-law.
• 41:42
  El Guapo: But I thought there'd be a piece of pie left for me.
• 41:46
  Testecleese: I just don't eat… I just don't eat pie very often. I was very excited, because…
• 41:50
  Testecleese: She makes an excellent apple pie.
• 41:55
  Testecleese: Well, here's some good news, I suppose, depending on how you look at it.
• 42:01
  Testecleese: West Virginia World War II vet, was a KAIA…
• 42:06
  Testecleese: in France, 80 years ago, and it's been missing since.
• 42:12
  Testecleese: He was found and returned to West Virginia for burial.
• 42:15
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 42:16
  El Guapo: Did they say where to find him?
• 42:18
  Testecleese: at France, somewhere.
• 42:20
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, now, like, I don't know, like, a specific location… Why the reason… why the reason it couldn't, like…
• 42:28
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 42:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, why they finally found him.
• 42:30
  El Guapo: Like, he fell in a barn, or like, what, you know?
• 42:34
  El Guapo: And they removed the banner.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: You know, I could probably…
• 42:37
  Testecleese: They probably dug up a mass grave or something, where people just got bulldozed over, and they're.
• 42:43
  El Guapo: the Maginot line or something, you know?
• 42:47
  Testecleese: I don't know, it was a long time ago, I don't know the whole story. There wasn't much to it, because a lot of the story hadn't come out yet.
• 42:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:56
  El Guapo: This is interesting.
• 43:00
  Testecleese: This town here, this county…
• 43:04
  Testecleese: He's doing all sorts of shit for, Sarah Beckstrom, the guardsman that was killed.
• 43:09
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 43:12
  Testecleese: They're making blue ribbons? Like, the buses have these big blue ribbons on them.
• 43:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 43:18
  Testecleese: Poor lady at the flower shop downtown can't keep up with all the orders of these floral things she's doing for these memorials.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: She usually sees, like, 5 customers a week, and now she's getting, like, 30 a day, and she's, like, 107 years old.
• 43:32
  Testecleese: But.
• 43:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, I know that the president lowered all the flags to half-staff yesterday for that, so… for her, so…
• 43:40
  Brian McFadden: That's unusual, that's unusual for an enlisted person, and a guardsman, a list of people don't usually get that, honor, so…
• 43:49
  Testecleese: No, you're right, enlisted people don't, let alone a guardsman.
• 43:53
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 43:54
  Testecleese: It's… it's a shame. Just a 20-year-old kid, fresh out of school.
• 44:01
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 44:01
  Testecleese: But the community's really pulling together, and I don't know, it's… it's nice to see this kind of stuff that I used to see back, in the 80s and 90s.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: Where the community actually seems to give a fuck what happens, you know?
• 44:17
  Testecleese: But on that topic, Christine Ohm.
• 44:21
  Testecleese: He's saying that this guy might have been, radicalized here in the country since he came here.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: Does it matter?
• 44:33
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 44:34
  El Guapo: Mmm, no, I don't think it'.
• 44:36
  Brian McFadden: those.
• 44:37
  El Guapo: What was I about to tell you?
• 44:41
  El Guapo: Just…
• 44:43
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 44:44
  El Guapo: I mean, it's the culture, dude, the culture, like, Somalian…
• 44:49
  El Guapo: Oh, it's just, it's Afghani. It's Afghani, yeah.
• 44:52
  El Guapo: It is the culture, even… I was listening to somebody how the…
• 44:57
  El Guapo: The way you behave, and the way you all act around, you know, your community is just most likely gonna be like that, you know?
• 45:05
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 45:06
  El Guapo: Like, you go to the… from… if you go up north… well, you come down south, you know, from the north.
• 45:12
  El Guapo: And people open the door for you, you know? Like, hey, you know, welcome. You go to a big city, people's gonna be like, whatever, you open your own door, you know?
• 45:19
  Testecleese: I don't even lock my doors.
• 45:21
  El Guapo: No, no, I was saying, like…
• 45:23
  Testecleese: No, no, but then you don't… then you come to here.
• 45:25
  El Guapo: And I don't even lock my doors, because there's no need to. Yeah.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: Crit shit!
• 45:32
  Testecleese: Shortly after moving here. Couple months, anyway.
• 45:35
  Testecleese: I went back up north for, a week.
• 45:39
  Testecleese: And I didn't lock my doors when I left the house for a week.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: It just doesn't happen.
• 45:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 45:48
  Testecleese: No, it's just, it's a different… it's the culture. That, and if someone was gonna break into someone's house and rob them.
• 45:55
  Testecleese: They would go all the way up the mountain to find me in the woods, they would have to hit the trailer park down where the community is, you know?
• 46:02
  Testecleese: Because they expect the guy here to have a shotgun, and it's just too much work.
• 46:06
  El Guapo: I don't.
• 46:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, no, you're right, it's cultural, and this is a big old country.
• 46:11
  El Guapo: between the…
• 46:12
  Testecleese: There's many different cultures within it.
• 46:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. And that's what I think the Somalians, like, they're just…
• 46:20
  Testecleese: It wasn't Somali, this guy was Afghanistan.
• 46:21
  El Guapo: More candy, sorry, we keep… you know, it's just…
• 46:25
  El Guapo: They had a, blue and green violence and stuff, so they turned on the Americans and stuff. That's why the British left at Canada, like, you know, it's not worth dying for this thing.
• 46:37
  Testecleese: That's exactly why the British left. I mean, it wasn't cost-effective to keep fighting these assholes, to keep them in line, like, fuck it, it's not worth it, let's just leave it alone.
• 46:46
  El Guapo: You should have done that a long time ago, like, what's the point? You know, let the Chinese deal with them, see how they like it.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: They are, it's… Whatever.
• 46:59
  Testecleese: And, what, Mark Kelly was it?
• 47:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was one of the… okay, he… he was, like, an admiral or something, wasn't he? Or was he a captain?
• 47:07
  Brian McFadden: Captain. Oh, the dishes 6? Ceditious 6, yeah.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a good title for this show, too.
• 47:17
  Testecleese: On NBC, a host was asking him if he would refuse these orders, any of these orders that Trump has been given.
• 47:25
  Testecleese: If you're still in uniform. And he kind of danced around all the questions, because none of this…
• 47:30
  Brian McFadden: She is a politician.
• 47:32
  Testecleese: Well, none of them have come… they've actually… I believe every single one of them, at least… at least I know as a fact, 2 or 3 of them have come out and said that Trump has given no illegal orders yet.
• 47:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Testecleese: reminding everyone.
• 47:47
  El Guapo: No, it's Kelly, and even Kelly said, like, oh, it was a fighter, a fighter,
• 47:52
  El Guapo: And he sunk, like, a ship. Like, he… somebody told me, like, hey, he sunk this ship, no hesitation.
• 47:57
  El Guapo: But yeah, somebody else does say, like, oh, did you question those orders?
• 48:02
  El Guapo: You know?
• 48:04
  El Guapo: He's a fucking… he's a hypocrite, dude.
• 48:07
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is…
• 48:09
  Testecleese: As long as you don't have reason to know as a fact that orders you are given are unlawful.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: You are to assume that they are lawful, right?
• 48:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Testecleese: Like, I… once in my entire time in the Navy, I dealt with a, quote, unlawful order.
• 48:27
  Testecleese: And that was because the captain wanted me to, modify the ship in such a way that, technically speaking, we would have to change the blueprint of the ship. Like, actually modify the ship versus…
• 48:39
  Testecleese: adding on, or… you know what I mean?
• 48:43
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh, no, I need this form signed, I need this form signed, I need the captain to sign it here, I need, you know, his boss to sign it here.
• 48:54
  Testecleese: You know, and I was like, and I'm pretty sure you have to get the okay from our local congressman, like our, our rep or whatever, or something weird like that.
• 49:04
  Testecleese: And I remember Chief kept giving me shit. He's like, just get it done. I was like, no, I…
• 49:09
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna be the… but again, I was specifically trained on this situation.
• 49:13
  Testecleese: Because I was the guy who could do that kind of work, and did that kind of work.
• 49:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Testecleese: I knew what needed to get done.
• 49:19
  Testecleese: Ultimately, all that process was done, and I got to do the job.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: What?
• 49:28
  Testecleese: yeah, unless you specifically know something isn't okay, then you were to assume that's an okay order.
• 49:38
  Testecleese: You know, and that was the only one time I ever came across a situation where I ever had to say something, and most people who join the service never, ever, ever once even question orders, right?
• 49:48
  Brian McFadden: No. -
• 49:50
  Testecleese: Did either of you ever question the orders you were given?
• 49:54
  Brian McFadden: When they told me I couldn't be a drunk Liberty buddy.
• 49:56
  El Guapo: Look at that.
• 49:57
  Testecleese: I wasn't questioning orders, that was a Navy policy, dude.
• 50:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, typically, like, no matter what, it's like, oh, go turn this wrench, or go swab that, or go drain this, you know?
• 50:13
  Testecleese: I'm wondering how often Brian turned a wrench in the Navy.
• 50:16
  Brian McFadden: Not that often. I was at ECPO for a while, so…
• 50:20
  Testecleese: Oh, a dickbo.
• 50:24
  Testecleese: Check out, on my last ship, USS last ship, we had a neat thing we tried out.
• 50:30
  Testecleese: where we, didn't just have the typical DCPO program, we actually took those guys from each of those divisions.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: and they stayed and worked in DC.
• 50:42
  Testecleese: all of our gear, and was better ship-wide, because they worked together, instead of them just going to do their own equipment, then reporting into DC, you know?
• 50:54
  Testecleese: I just thought it was cool, tried out something different.
• 50:58
  Testecleese: Typically, Navy-wide DCPOs, you want, yeah, you go and you check in, you check out your maintenance schedule this week, right?
• 51:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:05
  Testecleese: And then you go knock it out and sign it off.
• 51:08
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 51:13
  Testecleese: I almost forgot about the TCPOs, but some of my favorite people I interacted with in the Navy were, Dick Bose.
• 51:19
  El Guapo: -
• 51:22
  Testecleese: You know, it's funny is anyone who wasn't in the Navy has no idea what a DCPO is, and even Guapo might not.
• 51:28
  Brian McFadden: Who knows.
• 51:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, just be elsewhere.
• 51:30
  Testecleese: Beautiful.
• 51:31
  El Guapo: On surface for 2 years.
• 51:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you guys, I didn't think you guys did…
• 51:36
  Testecleese: You must have done DCPOs, too, because we didn't send our guys to do it, that's for sure.
• 51:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, we had, like, what is it? A fire station? Not a fire station, but… all the way forward, the first one.
• 51:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Testecleese: all the way forward.
• 51:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, forward the ship.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: the bow?
• 51:54
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, just, the…
• 51:56
  Brian McFadden: You stood the Melbouri Wash.
• 51:58
  El Guapo: ML do we watch? No, the fuckin' the DC Locker. DC Locker. Repair Locker?
• 52:04
  Testecleese: Air augers, that was flying squad.
• 52:06
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:09
  Testecleese: Lion Squad was fun.
• 52:11
  Testecleese: Tell you what, though, I was… when I was fire marshal, what was not fun was, running drills on duty days.
• 52:18
  Testecleese: when everybody sucked, because then I would have to run the drill again and be the fucking asshole.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: Right.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, back on topic here.
• 52:28
  El Guapo: -
• 52:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, he wouldn't answer the question. They're all basically coming out and saying that he hasn't given an unlawful order.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: It's the same thing as, hey, it's okay to punch a Nazi, right? And as soon as someone says, yeah, I guess it's okay to punch a Nazi.
• 52:44
  El Guapo: the guy standing next to him says, hey, look, a Nazi. You know, and starts pointing him out to you.
• 52:51
  Brian McFadden: So, there's been a few changes in DC now.
• 52:55
  Testecleese: I thought this was already what was happening.
• 52:56
  Brian McFadden: The police is gonna patrol with the National Guard, so…
• 53:01
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 53:02
  Testecleese: I thought they already were, but that might just be because…
• 53:06
  Testecleese: That's what has to happen in most states. It has to happen in states because of the,
• 53:12
  Testecleese: posse comatatas, but DC doesn't have the same rules, I guess.
• 53:15
  El Guapo: No.
• 53:16
  Testecleese: enforcing the law.
• 53:17
  El Guapo: It's not… it's not a state.
• 53:20
  El Guapo: It's, mister?
• 53:22
  Testecleese: For some reason, I thought the police were with him anyway.
• 53:25
  Brian McFadden: That'd make sense.
• 53:28
  El Guapo: No, I think they were just patrolling and, cleaning up.
• 53:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, everyone.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: Making up trash, and yeah.
• 53:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, just show a fortune, guys, and… You know, that's the premise.
• 53:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, who's gonna, who's gonna shoot somebody when there's a 40 armed dudes who are very well trained… They just walk around, you know? Yeah, walking around hanging out, you know, picking up trash.
• 53:48
  El Guapo: Hey, we're not doing nothing, we're just picking up trash, you know?
• 53:53
  El Guapo: Hey, what's going on over here? I'm sorry, I'm just picking up trash. I see you throwing your cigarette butt in there.
• 53:59
  El Guapo: You need help with that?
• 54:03
  Testecleese: Hey, at least you're not getting tickets for littering from National Guard.
• 54:06
  El Guapo: No, but…
• 54:10
  Testecleese: Okay, this is, for the most part, ended.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: But for a little while there, it seemed like the major network news, ABC, NBC, CBS, or what's the jingle, Brian, from, the No Agenda Show?
• 54:25
  Brian McFadden: If you see something, say something?
• 54:27
  Testecleese: No. About the…
• 54:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the 3x3!
• 54:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, the ABC, NBC, or whatever.
• 54:34
  Brian McFadden: 3x3 single, yeah.
• 54:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 54:38
  Testecleese: But they haven't been covering what's going on in Minnesota concerning this.
• 54:45
  Brian McFadden: No, because it's bad for Democrats.
• 54:48
  Testecleese: But the problem is, by not covering it, you're making it obvious that you're not covering the story when it's everywhere else.
• 54:56
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we're gonna get to it here. I mean, I see the COVID numbers down there, so yeah, the beetle numbers, so yeah, we're getting there.
• 55:06
  Testecleese: But they've started to cover the stuff, because I think of exactly that, is if they don't get on board.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: Soon, it's gonna be obvious that they were intentionally avoiding this story, instead of thinking it wasn't big enough.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: to cover, you know what I mean?
• 55:19
  Testecleese: I thought it was.
• 55:20
  Brian McFadden: I mean…
• 55:20
  Testecleese: It's hilarious.
• 55:21
  Brian McFadden: And this has been going on for years, because there were actual Minnesota state employees that warned Kamala Harris that Tim Walz was not a good candidate to be the vice president, and it was ignored by the DNC and Harris, and
• 55:38
  Brian McFadden: It's probably better for the country than it was ignored.
• 55:44
  Brian McFadden: It just made her chances of, losing even better, which, how she did.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: Sorry, it's… I opened up, a message I had gotten from our buddy the repeat offender.
• 56:00
  Brian McFadden: which one? He sends $50,000 a week.
• 56:04
  Testecleese: Very true, there's a bunch.
• 56:05
  El Guapo: But this was the most recent one I got from him, and it was…
• 56:09
  Testecleese: It's like, look at this fucking retard, and it was Tim Walls trying to load a shotgun.
• 56:16
  Brian McFadden: Is he driving a tank, too?
• 56:21
  Testecleese: No! Remember, this actually happened? There was the video of him trying to load a shotgun, like, pheasant hunting or something, and he couldn't… he couldn't load it, and I remember laughing at him, he's like, oh, I like to hunt all the time. He's like, he can't load a shotgun? And he's a freaking, like, bird hunter?
• 56:35
  El Guapo: He was a… he was an Army guy, dude, he's a first sergeant and some shit like that, too.
• 56:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, but wasn't he nowhere you said he was, and…
• 56:46
  Testecleese: Like, he claimed to have been, like, in all the shit, and he was in, like, Italy, sipping mimosas in, like, Sicily or something.
• 56:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's right.
• 56:56
  El Guapo: What a fucking liar, man.
• 57:03
  El Guapo: I know, he was talking all this big shit, you know, about Trump, like, oh, like, I forgot what it was, like, oh, like, we need to intimidate him, blah blah blah blah, but as soon as Trump called him a retard, like, oh my god, he called me a retard, you know?
• 57:17
  Testecleese: Whoa…
• 57:18
  Testecleese: But, yeah, when he's like, yeah, we need to get aggressive, we need to get violent, that was, like, the day before Charlie Kirk was shot, wasn't it?
• 57:25
  El Guapo: Mmm, something like that, but it was all this fucking talking, all this shit, you know?
• 57:30
  El Guapo: But you're gonna take somebody to call you a fucking retard? It could be like, okay, whatever, you know?
• 57:34
  Testecleese: Well, I think it's hilarious, by the way. Trump called Brian. See, one of these is a… I think there's a video… yeah, Trump doubles down on calling Tim Walz.
• 57:43
  El Guapo: Governor Walz.
• 57:45
  Testecleese: I think this, audio clip in there, for the reason when I share the sound, it comes, like, you can't hear it. But when Trump calls him a retard, and then doubled down and called him a retard again, I laughed, because Brian and I recently had this talk when I was like, no, it's okay to call people retarded again.
• 58:03
  Testecleese: And now people are, like, slowing down and opening their windows and calling them a fucking retard.
• 58:08
  Brian McFadden: All pissed off about it.
• 58:12
  Testecleese: And they're like, oh, he called them the R-word.
• 58:15
  El Guapo: Oh, shut up!
• 58:19
  Testecleese: I thought it was hilarious. He's like, yeah, yeah, what he said, something like, he's either evil or retarded, or maybe both.
• 58:27
  El Guapo: True.
• 58:28
  El Guapo: incompetent.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: But…
• 58:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, maybe that's what he said.
• 58:32
  El Guapo: No, like.
• 58:33
  Brian McFadden: Alright, I got through the 3 minutes of ads, so I'm ready to rock and roll now.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: There we go, exactly.
• 58:40
  Brian McFadden: Boom.
• 58:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not sharing, though. Okay.
• 58:43
  Brian McFadden: Working at it.
• 58:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, I realized that as soon as I started talking, I was like, yeah, that's why he wasn't sharing, it was because of the fucking commercials.
• 58:51
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's quiet.
• 58:56
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: target. Do you stand by that claim of calling people from Target? Yeah, I think there's something wrong with it, absolutely.
• 59:03
  Brian McFadden: Something around with us.
• 59:04
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know what? I think there's something wrong with it. Anybody that would do what he did, anybody that would allow those people into the state, and pay billions of dollars out to Somalia.
• 59:16
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: We give billions of dollars to Somalia, it's not even a country, because it doesn't function like it got to. It's got a name, but it doesn't function like it's country. Yeah, there's something wrong with walls.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: label that.
• 59:30
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 59:30
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Can you tell us what it was for? Governor Walston, the incompetent governor.
• 59:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. She's like, you called, Governor Walz, retarded. Did you ever have anything to say? He said, well, yeah, there's definitely something wrong with him, he's definitely retarded.
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 59:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, a bunch of his appointees are now…
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Getting focus points down for knowing about this, like, all this…
• 59:53
  Testecleese: And anyone who doesn't know, basically, this COVID money that I was supposed to pay for, like.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: Hungry kids.
• 1:00:01
  Testecleese: got put in the pockets of rich, wealthy people, like the safari restaurant that donated so much money to Ilhan Omar's campaign.
• 1:00:09
  Brian McFadden: Did you see some of the names of the kids?
• 1:00:12
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: Isn't they great, though?
• 1:00:16
  El Guapo: Oh, God, tell me the names.
• 1:00:18
  Brian McFadden: I gotta see if it's in this article.
• 1:00:19
  El Guapo: America.
• 1:00:21
  El Guapo: What is it, Joseph Stalin? Fucking, out of Hitler…
• 1:00:27
  Testecleese: Adolf, it was in Nambia.
• 1:00:29
  Brian McFadden: He's just re-elected Congress. He's being elected president.
• 1:00:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  El Guapo: Hey, congratulations, Hitler!
• 1:00:36
  El Guapo: Cheers.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: Funny thing is, Guapa wasn't here for that conversation.
• 1:00:42
  El Guapo: No, but I saw that reviews and stuff, like, oh my god, that's just funny.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was hilarious. Dude's name is Adolf Hitler. I was like, wow, dude.
• 1:00:52
  El Guapo: Do you hide Hitler, him?
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: When you see him, or no?
• 1:00:56
  El Guapo: probably not appropriate.
• 1:00:58
  Brian McFadden: They don't have any names here, but I heard it on the No Agenda show.
• 1:01:02
  El Guapo: the names of the game.
• 1:01:03
  Brian McFadden: The kids that were supposed to be getting fed were just… it was blatantly obvious that they weren't real people.
• 1:01:10
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:01:12
  Brian McFadden: They didn't even try hard to come up with real names of kids.
• 1:01:14
  El Guapo: The Rocky… Sylvester…
• 1:01:19
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, they probably all had Somalian names.
• 1:01:22
  El Guapo: Oh, made up? I don't know, like, oh my god.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: Well, they probably know more Somalian names.
• 1:01:28
  El Guapo: I don't know none.
• 1:01:30
  El Guapo: Ew, yeah, huh?
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:34
  Testecleese: But walls are saying how that they're on top of this,
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: This fraud situation with all this COVID money, a billion dollars, poof, disappeared.
• 1:01:44
  Testecleese: And… I can't remember, What?
• 1:01:50
  Brian McFadden: Some of the fraudsters allegedly paid parents kickbacks of approximately $300 to $1,500 per month.
• 1:01:59
  Brian McFadden: And so this company that was doing this raked in $14 million, which some of it she used to buy property in Kenya.
• 1:02:08
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:02:09
  Testecleese: Yes, a lot of houses bought.
• 1:02:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, he… Walls was on, like, a local news report in Minnesota.
• 1:02:17
  Testecleese: And they, they, ask them about this thing, and they go, oh yeah, we're on it.
• 1:02:21
  Testecleese: And,
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: they asked him, like, well, then how come none of these charges are local charges? Like, no one's being charged for fraud in Minnesota. Anyone who's had charges brought up has been federal.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: She's like, oh, because the feds take precedence, and yeah, and she said something like,
• 1:02:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, but you've had years to do something about this, and it just…
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: Nothing's happened, and he got all, yeah, he got all upset, and, you know, went into his,
• 1:02:49
  Testecleese: Tim Wall's retard mode, and started talking about white guy tacos or something dumb, you know?
• 1:02:54
  Brian McFadden: White guy tacos.
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: Just cheese and beef, maybe some mayonnaise.
• 1:03:00
  El Guapo: Who puts…
• 1:03:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's on it.
• 1:03:03
  Testecleese: Oh, that was a crime. This was the thing when he… this is the thing when they were running for office, him and Harris. She was giving him a hard time about, like, being a white guy and having no flavor in his food, and he's like, yo, I'm a dumb white guy.
• 1:03:15
  Testecleese: But that's when we started talking about how the British Empire, like, destroyed, like, a tenth of the world's population to make their food taste better.
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: For spice routes and such.
• 1:03:27
  El Guapo: Don't cinnamon with that shit.
• 1:03:29
  Testecleese: Shoot, that was the entire premise of Dune. Did you read Dune?
• 1:03:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: I watched a movie.
• 1:03:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Brian McFadden: I tried to watch the movie, I should say.
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: That's a video game.
• 1:03:40
  El Guapo: It was a busy game.
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: There were several video games from Doom that were based upon the books.
• 1:03:45
  El Guapo: Oh, Doom, Doom, the D-U-N-E.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I know.
• 1:03:50
  Testecleese: Sand dunes. Yeah, and you were…
• 1:03:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: collecting spice in the game, weren't you?
• 1:03:55
  Testecleese: No, no, I never played the game, but I thought I was sick of something else. Okay, but in the game, you were playing spice for food.
• 1:04:01
  El Guapo: No, I thought you were saying D-O-O-M. Doom.
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: Oh, God, no, Doom.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: That was, like, the first, three-dimensional video game.
• 1:04:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what I thought you were referring to.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Then Riffenstein came out.
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, but the spices, yeah, I want to see the new one. Hers are actually a little bit closer to the book, but, you know, you can't always…
• 1:04:24
  El Guapo: Make it exactly like the book, you know?
• 1:04:27
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, well, that's the thing, it's like, the movie, I can imagine, Brian, the movie probably was much like the Lord of the Rings movies versus the books.
• 1:04:34
  Testecleese: A lot of walking, and talking, and nothing happens.
• 1:04:39
  El Guapo: No action…
• 1:04:40
  Brian McFadden: Long-ass movies, too.
• 1:04:42
  El Guapo: It's like the Lord of the Rings.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: That's right.
• 1:04:44
  El Guapo: Actually, I like The Habit better, the sequel, all the Habits.
• 1:04:48
  El Guapo: It was much better than the ring… It did make.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: movie out of The Hobbit too, didn't they?
• 1:04:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, there was some… dude, it's a much better, dude.
• 1:04:55
  Testecleese: It's funny, because I read The Hobbit first, before I read the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
• 1:05:00
  Brian McFadden: That's how you're supposed to do it.
• 1:05:02
  Testecleese: Maybe, I don't know, I was…
• 1:05:04
  El Guapo: Yo, you should watch The Hobbit. The Hobbit is actually much better.
• 1:05:07
  Brian McFadden: Happens the… before the Lord of the Rings, though?
• 1:05:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah, they talk about that in the movie, but… yeah, it's actually, I like that one much better than Lord of the Rings.
• 1:05:19
  El Guapo: I actually see it twice or three times, The Hobbit.
• 1:05:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, I didn't watch that, I didn't watch the movies, because as soon as I saw they were making Lord of the Rings movies, like, that's gonna be terrible.
• 1:05:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: They're gonna be walking around Middle Earth.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: For hours, doing nothing but talking.
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: I was like, you may as well just get a frickin',
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: A book you listen to, an audiobook.
• 1:05:43
  El Guapo: Dude, sometimes I can't even stand, like, people talking, talking, talking, you know, like, oh my god.
• 1:05:48
  El Guapo: You know…
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: Okay. So as Walls is talking about how they're cleaning up Minnesota with all the fraud that Trump came in to fix.
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: Now he's talking about paid leave programs for undocumented workers.
• 1:06:06
  Brian McFadden: Okay…
• 1:06:07
  El Guapo: This guy's an idiot, dude.
• 1:06:12
  Brian McFadden: How are they… if they're undocumented workers, how are they working? And why would they get paid leave?
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: But boom, how are you getting paid leave without a job? Because you don't have a job if you're undocumented, right?
• 1:06:24
  El Guapo: Do we get… okay, I wanna know the document. Can you see the document? What's this person's, where he lives at?
• 1:06:30
  El Guapo: You know, probably I just want to talk to them for a little.
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: I want to see proof of citizenship if it comes down to that.
• 1:06:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, I'm like, hey,
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: I heard you get an unpaid leave, like, we just want to verify your papers, real quick.
• 1:06:42
  Brian McFadden: Show me your papers!
• 1:06:44
  El Guapo: Hey, you want a coffee?
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: But how can the state… how can the state promise paid leave unless this is a government program? Is Jim Wallace.
• 1:06:51
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: Undocumented migrants working for the government.
• 1:06:54
  Brian McFadden: They gotta be! That's the only way that paid leave program would work, is if they're working for the government.
• 1:06:59
  Testecleese: Because he can't force a program like this on the local steel mill, right? Unless they make it… unless they, like, get Congress involved.
• 1:07:08
  Testecleese: Well, Minnesota's Congress, anyway, you know?
• 1:07:15
  El Guapo: You know what I mean, he could do, like, a second order by step, or, I mean, I don't know.
• 1:07:19
  Brian McFadden: That's why all the people want to move to Minnesota if they don't… if they're not documented, because of all the great binnies they get there.
• 1:07:28
  El Guapo: You know why they moved Somalians all the way to Minnesota?
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: Because I thought they would freeze to death.
• 1:07:33
  Brian McFadden: wrong.
• 1:07:34
  El Guapo: No, no, you know what?
• 1:07:35
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:07:35
  El Guapo: No, no, yeah, Jesse Water revealed why they moved all this Somalis to Minnesota.
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: Alright, how was that?
• 1:07:41
  El Guapo: Because although Mexico never moved there, I still fucking cold!
• 1:07:46
  Brian McFadden: Well, she said it's a beautiful state, and they're very welcoming to the Somali community.
• 1:07:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, you get freebies.
• 1:07:55
  Testecleese: Well, Omar is also the one who said she's, like, a correctional representative for Somalia.
• 1:08:01
  Brian McFadden: And it's like, I'm pretty sure you represent a district in Minnesota. And that's probably why Trump said she should go home.
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, how are you possibly representing your constituents if you're worried about another nation over even your local community?
• 1:08:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, she's a little confused, because she did marry her brother, so…
• 1:08:23
  El Guapo: That's another thing going on in some of the community, there's a lot of inbred.
• 1:08:26
  Testecleese: Incest is best. It's not bad if you love your mom and dad.
• 1:08:30
  El Guapo: That's a touch.
• 1:08:31
  Brian McFadden: A possible show title.
• 1:08:32
  Brian McFadden: So we got another Somali that was arrested in a Minnesota immigration operation.
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was enough.
• 1:08:43
  Brian McFadden: house.
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, a lot, only a handful of them were Somali that were picked up in this particular arrest.
• 1:08:53
  El Guapo: But a lot of.
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: I want to say Mexican, but I'm not sure.
• 1:08:58
  El Guapo: But…
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: The Somalia's horn of Africa, isn't it?
• 1:09:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, over there by a movie this year.
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: There's… and there's not a functioning government in Somali, it's all…
• 1:09:08
  El Guapo: somewhere.
• 1:09:09
  Brian McFadden: records.
• 1:09:10
  Testecleese: No, it's like 80.
• 1:09:11
  El Guapo: Okay, you know how they call it, like, oh, there's a civil war into Somalia and stuff like that? No, it's not, it's a tribal war. There's still tribes over there.
• 1:09:20
  El Guapo: That's why they have Somali guy. The Somali guy…
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: for a civil war.
• 1:09:25
  El Guapo: Yeah. The Somali guy didn't get elected because he's from a different tribe.
• 1:09:30
  El Guapo: That's why the white guy got elected over the Somalian guy. Different tribe.
• 1:09:36
  Testecleese: Maybe we should put up a big fence around it, like some of those islands off the coast of Africa, where we don't go in there, even though there's humans out there, but they're, like, they haven't been interacted with in, like.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: You know, thousands of years.
• 1:09:49
  El Guapo: That's what's gone, that's what happened, you know?
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: you do that to Somalia, and be like, you guys, until you guys evolve a little bit more.
• 1:09:56
  Testecleese: And stop doing what you're doing.
• 1:09:58
  Testecleese: We're not dealing with you.
• 1:10:00
  Brian McFadden: And here's another sign of how… Educated.
• 1:10:05
  Brian McFadden: the Democrat representatives are. She's Ilyan Omar.
• 1:10:12
  Brian McFadden: as reckless claiming that, illegal Somali immigrants are protected under the 14th Amendment and will never leave the U.S.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: 14th Amendment?
• 1:10:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Brian McFadden: 14th Amendment.
• 1:10:28
  Brian McFadden: She says many of whom are in the country illegally are just as American as anyone else, and they're not going anywhere.
• 1:10:37
  Testecleese: Isn't 14th Amendment birthright citizenship?
• 1:10:40
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: How will these people, if they're here illegally, how will they…
• 1:10:45
  El Guapo: birthright citizens.
• 1:10:46
  Brian McFadden: Because I guess they had kids since they've been here.
• 1:10:49
  El Guapo: The anchor Babies.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: So, first of all, an anchor Baby would, in theory, would make your kid a citizen, not you.
• 1:10:56
  El Guapo: In theory, but yeah, that's good.
• 1:10:58
  Brian McFadden: Thank God, thank God that's gonna roll us into the next article.
• 1:11:02
  Brian McFadden: Where the Supreme Court has agreed to hear the case about anchor babies.
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: Yes. That news came out today, I believe.
• 1:11:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: And birthright citizen in particular, or as a general topic, but yes, anger babies in particular, and exactly all of that.
• 1:11:22
  Brian McFadden: Isn't that what birthright citizenship is, is anchor babies?
• 1:11:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Testecleese: Not necessarily. An anchor baby, the idea is you come here and have a baby.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: You can just sit here and raise the baby.
• 1:11:34
  El Guapo: Because of your care.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: Versus what we should do is say, you…
• 1:11:38
  Testecleese: No matter what, you're going back home.
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: Now, it's up to the Supreme Court to decide whether or not that kid's a citizen. I don't think you should be able to walk across the border, pop out a baby.
• 1:11:48
  Brian McFadden: No!
• 1:11:49
  Testecleese: American citizen.
• 1:11:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:52
  Testecleese: I mean, think about this. China.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: This is what Obama brought up, was anchor babies from China, right?
• 1:11:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because China had a whole program. They were flying them over, they were flying over 8 months pregnant, in a jet full of kids, pregnant women, and, you know, then they landed them in San Francisco, and they all popped out babies, and now they got more citizens.
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: Whoa, hold on. How many… how long ago was that?
• 1:12:18
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember.
• 1:12:20
  El Guapo: Hold on.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: Obama, so that's, you know, Biden, Bush, Yeah, Biden, Bush. Biden… Trump…
• 1:12:29
  Testecleese: before you get back to Obama at the end of it, and he… he ran on Anchor Baby, so we're talking about another 4 years at least, right?
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: So, what about these people that came over, had babies, the babies are citizens, and then took them back to China to be raised Chinese?
• 1:12:46
  El Guapo: Learn English, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all that.
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: And then when they're… 30…
• 1:12:52
  Testecleese: 25, come back to the States after being indoctrinated with the communism and running for office.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: taking that office, because you're a citizen, and because you're a citizen, when you become old enough, you could run for President of the United States under control of the Communist Party.
• 1:13:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:12
  Testecleese: This is… a bigger threat than I think people realize, and I think Obama saw it coming.
• 1:13:19
  Testecleese: And you know what? I disagree with what Obama did. I liked this policy, and I'm gonna give credit where due. He had an issue with anchor babies.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: thing is, you bring this up to these people today, and they call you a racist. It's like, this is why you voted for the other guy!
• 1:13:35
  El Guapo: Hmm. You know?
• 1:13:40
  Testecleese: But he said he was gonna do a lot of stuff with the border and did very little.
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: So…
• 1:13:45
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 1:13:46
  Testecleese: Obama.
• 1:13:47
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Y'all would say that.
• 1:13:50
  El Guapo: Okay, but the older, yeah.
• 1:13:53
  Brian McFadden: Something with a border.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is once someone actually does something, it shows everyone that it could have been done that easily.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: And these politicians don't give a fuck. They want these issues to be there to run on next time.
• 1:14:08
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:14:11
  Testecleese: the Republicans had a chance to squash Obamacare.
• 1:14:15
  El Guapo: They didn't.
• 1:14:15
  Brian McFadden: John McCain… John McCain fixed that for him.
• 1:14:18
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, and then shut it down, because then, well, what are we gonna run on that?
• 1:14:24
  Brian McFadden: But there are a bunch of…
• 1:14:26
  Brian McFadden: I mean, there's the subsidies now, everybody's freaking out about, so…
• 1:14:32
  El Guapo: That's the show is not fucking, affordable.
• 1:14:35
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is this was all predicted. This is the exact argument that came up when this was brought up in the first place. Brian, we talked about it on this very show.
• 1:14:42
  Brian McFadden: Dude!
• 1:14:46
  Testecleese: But now, with the abuse we've seen from Minnesota with.
• 1:14:53
  El Guapo: The COVID.
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: stuff.
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: And then the abuse we saw was snapped.
• 1:14:57
  Testecleese: Trump's talking about, shutting Snap off.
• 1:15:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, they asked for this data.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: Once?
• 1:15:05
  Brian McFadden: Like, the beginning of the year.
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: And there's huge.
• 1:15:08
  Brian McFadden: There's 20 states, all Democrat-led states, that are refusing to share the data because they said.
• 1:15:17
  Brian McFadden: When people sign up for programs, they're not expected to have their information shared with the federal government.
• 1:15:25
  Testecleese: They're getting money from the federal government.
• 1:15:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, you have to do your taxes with a federal government, what the fuck you care about?
• 1:15:32
  El Guapo: You know…
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, that's the thing, is the federal government has all my information.
• 1:15:35
  Brian McFadden: That's what I think you'll find out when you get the data from these states, is a lot of these people ain't paying taxes, a lot of these people ain't working, and you know, they're just living on the public… they're living on the taxpayers' dollars.
• 1:15:53
  Testecleese: For 15 years or something stupid, right?
• 1:15:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: And they're not all legally here in the U.S. either, but somehow they're… in those states, they're eligible for SNAP.
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is there's no federal oversight in the program. They let the states do it, then just compensate the states.
• 1:16:13
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 1:16:13
  Brian McFadden: And that's what Trump's trying to do, he's trying to, like.
• 1:16:16
  Brian McFadden: He's trying to put a little bit of oversight in place.
• 1:16:20
  Brian McFadden: Not a ton, but a little bit, you know, it's like, hey, we're sending you all this money, we want to make sure it's being spent on U.S. forces.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: not buying second homes from people, like the Minnesota COVID money, or the BLM donations, or… or, oh, shit, what's that kid's name who stabbed the other kid in the heart?
• 1:16:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I know what you're talking.
• 1:16:42
  El Guapo: I don't remember. Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's got the same name as, like, a basketball player.
• 1:16:47
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:16:49
  Brian McFadden: But, I heard a story… I heard on the NOA Agenda show that Governor Hochul came out and said that, well, courts have already ruled that, we can withhold data, and the federal government can't withhold money.
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: Sure, you do some court shopping, you'll find courts that'll say whatever you want to say, just like, you know.
• 1:17:12
  Brian McFadden: For the most part, grand juries can indict a ham sandwich.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: True, and like you said, you do enough, courtroom shoppings, eventually, you're gonna end up in Bozburg's courtroom, right?
• 1:17:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:25
  El Guapo: Oh, he's in trouble now.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's because…
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: We've brought this up several times, like, how is it always this guy, the same guy who's saying you can't do something that's completely illegal?
• 1:17:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I mean, he signed up on those Arctic Frost subpoenas, and didn't even realize it was gonna… he didn't know, he says, that it was targeting lawmakers.
• 1:17:52
  Brian McFadden: You may wanna, if you're gonna, you know, create…
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: A subpoena… Read the damn document you're signing!
• 1:17:58
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, exactly.
• 1:18:01
  Brian McFadden: Now, I heard AT&T refused, Jack Frost… Jack Frost… Jack Smith this subpoena, and said, hey, fight us over it, and he backed down on it. So, AT&T didn't release any cell phone data, Verizon caved.
• 1:18:17
  Brian McFadden: And not on their cell phone data, and landlines.
• 1:18:20
  Brian McFadden: Some of these people had their landlines tracked.
• 1:18:26
  El Guapo: Anyways, hey guys, I gotta go.
• 1:18:29
  El Guapo: I gotta wake up in the morning.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: Alright, there ain't that much left, okay, alright.
• 1:18:35
  El Guapo: I gotta go, I gotta wake up at 5.
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, hey man, make sure you get yourself plenty of sleep. If you're real lucky and get a good night's sleep, maybe you can wake up white.
• 1:18:47
  El Guapo: If I walk out there with Crocs and shorts.
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 1:18:51
  El Guapo: Oh, or if I end up in a chia, then…
• 1:18:54
  Testecleese: Well, then you don't have to worry about being tackled and kidnapped and deported as a citizen.
• 1:19:00
  El Guapo: Does that improve your credit score, too? I don't know.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: Ian White? Trust me, no.
• 1:19:06
  Brian McFadden: Definitely not.
• 1:19:07
  Testecleese: No, there's a whole crisis. No, there's a whole crisis in the 80s or something with over-lending to Black folk because they didn't want to appear racist, and so it caused a huge bubble that popped in the 90s of banks not being repaid the loans they were letting out.
• 1:19:25
  El Guapo: I thought it was the early 2000s. The…
• 1:19:27
  Testecleese: You know, I think it happened in the 2000s as well.
• 1:19:31
  El Guapo: Fascinating.
• 1:19:31
  Testecleese: But it was a cycle that had happened over and over again. This… this bubble kept popping, because they're like, oh, we need to loan these people money to help them out, and it's like, you know they can't pay it back.
• 1:19:41
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:19:42
  Testecleese: You know, and… You're fucking everyone else.
• 1:19:46
  El Guapo: He's got a membership.
• 1:19:49
  El Guapo: Fuck this.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: That's what's funny, though, is… It's always,
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: You hear it, they're like, oh, that's because you're racist, that's why you say that. No, plenty of Black folk are doing excellent.
• 1:19:58
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: They don't need to go and get a loan because they're Black. They can go get a loan because they bring money in reliably, and are doing well, and are successful people, you know?
• 1:20:11
  El Guapo: I'm.
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: I think that's the problem, is everyone always assumes when you say, oh, you say because they're black, it's like, no, the problem is they're intentionally giving loans to unqualified people because they're black. Those people were defaulting. Yeah. Not… not Thomas Sowell.
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: And, what was the other doctor's name? Ben Carson.
• 1:20:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  Testecleese: They're paying their loans back, okay?
• 1:20:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, Bozberg also was the one who said we shouldn't refund any of these fines for the people convicted from J6.
• 1:20:48
  El Guapo: Yep. That were, that were pardoned.
• 1:20:51
  Testecleese: And he reversed that course.
• 1:20:54
  El Guapo: Yep, officially reversed course, in, writing, and signed it.
• 1:21:00
  El Guapo: And one more fucking news from Minnesota again.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: What's going on, Minnesota?
• 1:21:06
  El Guapo: A judge got drunk… drunken driving.
• 1:21:11
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 1:21:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, she ended up stuck in a snowbank. Yes, this is, like, 20 minutes.
• 1:21:17
  El Guapo: Two minutes ago, this is fresh, dude, off the… fresh.
• 1:21:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, breaking news?
• 1:21:22
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:21:23
  Brian McFadden: No, don't…
• 1:21:24
  Testecleese: Now, I understand, we could all make a mistake and have one, two men, and most people are good at not doing this, but it could happen.
• 1:21:32
  El Guapo: I understand why there's still penalties, because it shouldn't happen.
• 1:21:35
  Testecleese: But, how do we know this woman was a judge unless she brought it up at the traffic stop trying to get out of trouble?
• 1:21:41
  El Guapo: Well, it's already all over the news. A judge, a Minnesota Appeal Court had been charged with drunk driving in Steele County last weekend.
• 1:21:50
  El Guapo: So yeah, they already know who she is.
• 1:21:53
  Testecleese: The Legal Limited says?
• 1:21:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, look at her face, she's not happy.
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: lost their job.
• 1:22:01
  El Guapo: She's fucking going to jail.
• 1:22:03
  El Guapo: It's all the corruption in Minnesota, dude.
• 1:22:07
  Testecleese: We're gonna move on to the military, and before you go, Guam…
• 1:22:10
  El Guapo: Let her bring him.
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: You shared a… you shared a video with me of a railgun.
• 1:22:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:22:15
  Brian McFadden: I'm really real.
• 1:22:16
  Testecleese: Baby.
• 1:22:16
  Brian McFadden: Where'd you go?
• 1:22:18
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 1:22:19
  Testecleese: I don't think that video is real, because I'm pretty sure we abandoned our railgun program, like, 20 years ago.
• 1:22:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think they were doing the railgun for, the rail… no, they're still doing the rail system for the… launching of the,
• 1:22:34
  El Guapo: Aircrafts.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: That's an electromagnetic launch versus a rail gun.
• 1:22:41
  El Guapo: It's the same thing.
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: The same theory applied on a different scale.
• 1:22:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Because I remember the Navy… we talked about it before, how the Navy was trying it.
• 1:22:52
  Testecleese: And they cracked the keel of a couple ships, but they were also trying to make the size of the railgun, like, the size of the ship.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: versus the.
• 1:23:00
  El Guapo: usual.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: Short little gun.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: But here's the crazy thing is, Japan has successfully test-fired a fucking railgun.
• 1:23:11
  Testecleese: They've actually installed one on a couple ships, they've test-fired these things, they're working well.
• 1:23:21
  Testecleese: If they can, figure out the technology and advance it further, this is crazy. Tech is… in theory, you could…
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: Increase velocity to approach the speed of light.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: I mean, even at 1% light speed.
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: Something the size of a golf ball would hit with the force of a Hiroshima bomb.
• 1:23:44
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: Really?
• 1:23:46
  Testecleese: That's… yeah, that's fucking crazy. And you know it's gonna be like… Tungsten carbide rods, or,
• 1:23:53
  Testecleese: To clean uranium.
• 1:23:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just… This railgun theory is amazing to me.
• 1:24:04
  El Guapo: Using an electromagnetic launch system.
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: to accelerate, and like you said, we're already using it for aircraft.
• 1:24:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:14
  Testecleese: And it… It's crazy how efficient that is. I can't imagine doing repairs or maintenance on that electromagnet, though.
• 1:24:22
  El Guapo: Mmm, yeah. I mean, this is new technology and new jobs, you know? And you can work on a roller coaster when you get off.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, but, like, I had to do a steam repair on the catapult system once on the carrier.
• 1:24:36
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: Do you know… do you know how you find a steam leak in a high-pressure line?
• 1:24:43
  El Guapo: With a broom?
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: Yes, and if you know it's with a broom, then you know exactly why.
• 1:24:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know, shit will cut you through.
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it'll cut your arm off and cauterize the wound.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: So yeah, I…
• 1:24:59
  Testecleese: Anyway, you can go, I just wanted to talk about that railgun thing, I just think it's frickin' crazy theories and tech.
• 1:25:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, I thought it was fascinating, but… Alright, guys, I'll talk to you guys later.
• 1:25:09
  Testecleese: Alright, later.
• 1:25:10
  El Guapo: Alright.
• 1:25:14
  Testecleese: Netanyahu is looking for a pardon?
• 1:25:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: How does their system work? He's the prime minister, right?
• 1:25:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: Or is he the president? Prime Minister. Yeah, he's the Prime Minister. But the president…
• 1:25:30
  Testecleese: Is the one that has to pardon him?
• 1:25:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:33
  Testecleese: So… How does that work? Usually you have one or the other.
• 1:25:40
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: It makes a… maybe Prime Minister is, like, Foreign Relations? I don't know.
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: That's confused me for a while.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: but yeah, if not Netanyahu is asking for a pardon.
• 1:26:03
  Testecleese: for these corruption thing… this long-running corruption thing.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: Israel…
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: I don't know how much I care.
• 1:26:17
  Testecleese: Honestly. You know what I mean?
• 1:26:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:25
  Testecleese: I don't know, seems like, for the most part, that conflict's over, over there, though, you know?
• 1:26:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they bombed them into oblivion.
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. And, you know, it's gonna happen again in 10 to 15 years, and you know that too, right?
• 1:26:40
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:26:43
  Testecleese: Check this out, the soccer guys!
• 1:26:45
  Testecleese: was it? Is it FIFA or FIFA?
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: FIFA?
• 1:26:49
  Brian McFadden: Beaver.
• 1:26:52
  Testecleese: They're giving out some peace prize now.
• 1:26:55
  Brian McFadden: Trump win it.
• 1:26:57
  Testecleese: We did.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: Little strange to me, but sure.
• 1:27:06
  Testecleese: And it was about the Gaza thing.
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: I thought that was weird.
• 1:27:12
  Testecleese: Apparently, the guy who runs Fight FIFA knows Trump, and they're… Something… some kind of relationship.
• 1:27:19
  Brian McFadden: Trump loves sports, so I wouldn't doubt it a bit.
• 1:27:22
  Testecleese: Soccer, though?
• 1:27:25
  Brian McFadden: Trump's gonna be at the Army-Navy game next week.
• 1:27:28
  Testecleese: That's next week?
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: I should be.
• 1:27:31
  Brian McFadden: Thank you.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: I should be able to get that on my, streaming services, right?
• 1:27:36
  Testecleese: That's usually a pretty… Public game to watch, right?
• 1:27:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's gonna be nationally televised, starts at 3 o'clock.
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, on, like, ESPN, probably?
• 1:27:45
  Brian McFadden: I'm not sure what network it's on, but it'll be on some network.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: I make an effort to watch that every year.
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: I really liked the year when the Navy put all the different ships on their helmets.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: Remember that?
• 1:27:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, that might have been our thumbnail that week, actually, it was one of the helmets.
• 1:28:06
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: The second strike shit.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: I'm sure you've seen this everywhere, right?
• 1:28:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:15
  Brian McFadden: All anybody's talking about.
• 1:28:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're saying that headsets that kill all the survivors, so they circled back and bombed them in this boat again.
• 1:28:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't believe that.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: No, it's been blown up by everyone who was in the room.
• 1:28:31
  Testecleese: To include an admiral.
• 1:28:33
  Testecleese: Like, that didn't happen.
• 1:28:36
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: And let's be real, alright, let's say you survived the initial strike and got blown out in the water. The first thing you're gonna do is try to get on anything floating, right?
• 1:28:49
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: To the aircraft overhead, circling.
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: To make sure that, you know, they've completed their mission. He sees you trying to get back in the boat full of drugs.
• 1:29:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: That calls for a second strike, doesn't it?
• 1:29:05
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 1:29:06
  Testecleese: And that…
• 1:29:06
  Brian McFadden: Because we don't know if that boat's still floating enough that they're getting into it, and we don't know if there's another boat coming to, like, save the drugs, or what, you know?
• 1:29:16
  Testecleese: Or if there's an RPG hidden underneath the, no, granted, that… you're not gonna hit a…
• 1:29:22
  Testecleese: one of our jets with an RPG, maybe a helicopter.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: But I mean, yeah… Their job was to stop those drugs… stop that boat from making its delivery.
• 1:29:35
  Brian McFadden: But the left has been out to try to get rid of…
• 1:29:38
  Brian McFadden: hedgepeth ever since it became the Department of War Secretary.
• 1:29:42
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: What do they hate about headsets so much?
• 1:29:46
  Testecleese: Because Trump picked him, or because he came from Fox News?
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: Probably because he came from Fox News.
• 1:29:52
  Brian McFadden: He's also, like… No DEI, he's very physically fit, he actually PTs when he goes out on these tours.
• 1:30:02
  Brian McFadden: And PT… he actually PTs with the active duty when he goes to visit ships and…
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: That's saying more than a lot of people realize.
• 1:30:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because…
• 1:30:12
  Testecleese: When the Marines go on a rocket.
• 1:30:13
  Brian McFadden: Donald Rumfeld was around when I was in there, and he wasn't PTing with anybody.
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: That was bullish, wasn't it?
• 1:30:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just… yeah, exactly. Hagseth had more… I actually understood this stuff. I actually understand this stuff better.
• 1:30:33
  Testecleese: And what's wrong with wanting standards for your military? Like, oh, why would you call it the Department of War?
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: Because that's what the fuck it is.
• 1:30:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's what it's supposed to be!
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: They're supposed to be prepared to fight a war, not frickin' set up, rebuild democracies in foreign nations and build nations. They're supposed to prepare for war, and when it comes, unleash hell.
• 1:30:58
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:30:59
  Testecleese: Just like when he's like, hey, we gotta get… we gotta do something with all these fat generals and admirals. It's like, yeah, you're right!
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: Oh, this is funny.
• 1:31:12
  Testecleese: about these drug boats, Biden, his, administration prosecuted
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: the leader of this Venezuelan drug cartel.
• 1:31:24
  Testecleese: the same one that Democrats are now saying don't… doesn't exist.
• 1:31:27
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: So what was… I hate this whataboutism thing, but…
• 1:31:35
  Testecleese: If it's true it does not exist, then why did it not matter when Joe did it?
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: And again.
• 1:31:43
  Brian McFadden: He's a Democrat, and they're trying to protect the Democrats.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, but, like, that's… I think that's the biggest problem I have with the Democrat Party right now, Brian, is…
• 1:31:53
  Testecleese: What do they stand for?
• 1:31:56
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:31:57
  Testecleese: Neither do I. All I know is no matter what happens, if the right does it, it must be evil.
• 1:32:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:32:06
  Testecleese: Like, like I brought up before, if Trump literally cured cancer tomorrow, and said, here, we've cured cancer, they would complain he's putting oncologists out of work.
• 1:32:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:15
  Testecleese: Very good!
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: Hello.
• 1:32:19
  Testecleese: But yeah, after a brief
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: pause in the blown-up drug boats. I don't even know how brief it was, because I heard… It was, like, 3 days while they talked about the second strike.
• 1:32:33
  Brian McFadden: Also that, and…
• 1:32:35
  Brian McFadden: they're having a hard time finding targets these days, the target boats, because there's not that many boats going in the water with drugs in them right now.
• 1:32:44
  Brian McFadden: They said that they've eliminated 91%
• 1:32:48
  Brian McFadden: of drug shipments into the U.S. since we started our war on drugs.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: You're gonna see a lot of itchy people soon.
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: So yeah, they're having trouble finding targets, because no one's dumb enough to go run a fucking cigarette boat across…
• 1:33:04
  Brian McFadden: I saw a meme today where they had, like, a 12-year-old in charge of the boat, you know? He's like, you're finally getting to step up!
• 1:33:13
  Testecleese: Don't worry, they won't target a 12-year-old.
• 1:33:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, that jet doesn't know how old you are, buddy.
• 1:33:19
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Columbian Navy?
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: Just sees 7.1 tons of blow.
• 1:33:28
  Brian McFadden: Columbia?
• 1:33:29
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:33:31
  Brian McFadden: Why would they do that? They're in favor of low.
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: The Colombian government is not the cartel like Venezuela.
• 1:33:40
  Brian McFadden: I thought they were run by cartels.
• 1:33:42
  Testecleese: Well, maybe they're afraid of getting blown up and invaded by Trump, then.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, 7.1 tons and 2 ship… 2 vessels.
• 1:33:55
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of blow.
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: That is a lot of blow.
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: Man, I miss cocaine.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Anything leftover shit you want to talk about?
• 1:34:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, I added the, Australian is planning on banning social media for kids under 16.
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think we brought that up once before.
• 1:34:23
  Testecleese: a while ago, it… so, is it moving forward, or…
• 1:34:27
  Brian McFadden: as it is.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: I don't know how that's gonna go over.
• 1:34:34
  Testecleese: At all.
• 1:34:37
  Testecleese: I don't know, when can you drive?
• 1:34:41
  Testecleese: In Australia, you know?
• 1:34:44
  Brian McFadden: I think… I don't know.
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: I don't know either, but… 16-year-old.
• 1:34:50
  Brian McFadden: Come on.
• 1:34:51
  Brian McFadden: Hochul actually told companies to deliver goods overnight to cut down on congestion pricing fees.
• 1:34:57
  Testecleese: Yes, because of the tolls they have for congestion hours or whatever. They said the, fees are only, like, $1.20 at, like, 2 in the morning.
• 1:35:06
  Testecleese: And these companies are like, you want me to hire a fucking night crew to save a couple bucks, you know what I mean? He's like, no, they're just gonna get their shit a little bit later than they want, because one person's going out and making the whole fucking trip, you know?
• 1:35:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh my god.
• 1:35:23
  Testecleese: This is the let them eat cake argument.
• 1:35:26
  Brian McFadden: Right,
• 1:35:27
  Testecleese: The people are starving, they don't have bread. Let them eat cake. Bitch, if they had cake, they could have bread! You know?
• 1:35:38
  Brian McFadden: I mean, she been Bye.
• 1:35:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's…
• 1:35:43
  Brian McFadden: She's gotta be, like, the dumbest… well, I can't say she's the dumbest governor that's ever been elected, because we…
• 1:35:48
  Testecleese: walls in my.
• 1:35:49
  Brian McFadden: I know, I know, his mind came to mind as soon as I started to say it, you know? Tim Walls is right up there, so…
• 1:35:57
  Testecleese: You might actually be retarded.
• 1:35:59
  Brian McFadden: Might be.
• 1:36:02
  Testecleese: I thought there was some… oh yeah, Netflix is gonna buy Warner Bros.
• 1:36:07
  Testecleese: $72 billion.
• 1:36:12
  Testecleese: yeah, I don't know, that's… that's all I care to talk about, unless you got something else.
• 1:36:19
  Brian McFadden: Let's see here…
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: Billie, I was giving Elon Musk a hard time about being rich.
• 1:36:31
  Testecleese: And I'm like, you do realize…
• 1:36:35
  Brian McFadden: You're red.
• 1:36:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, you are rich.
• 1:36:40
  Brian McFadden: We got, well…
• 1:36:46
  Brian McFadden: A couple of things here I'll talk about real quick. We've got the Trump administration's rolling back the fuel economy standards. Well, that's all well and good, but by the time they're actually rolled back, there might be a Democrat in office, and they'll be rolled right back up again.
• 1:37:02
  Testecleese: I… don't know how much that's gonna help anyway, honestly. A more fuel-efficient vehicle sounds like a good idea to me. Now, I understand the idea of rolling back the policy, because sometimes you need to be able to burn fuel to get work done.
• 1:37:16
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: 40 miles a gallon in your car, that sounds like a good plan.
• 1:37:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I mean, not every state should be tied to California's standards. If California wants to have these crazy standards, let them have it.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: Well, yo, you're right, this is, again.
• 1:37:33
  Testecleese: I don't know how many times I need to say 10th Amendment before I'm gonna start sounding like a fucking Confederate.
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: Belong sole.
• 1:37:40
  Testecleese: But this is not an issue the federal government should be involved in at all. They shouldn't be involved in most of this stuff.
• 1:37:48
  Testecleese: They shouldn't be involved in an abortion. They finally took their hands out of it.
• 1:37:52
  Testecleese: They shouldn't be involved in… I guess minimum wage isn't a terrible thing, because federal employees.
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: But, like, they should leave most of this stuff to the states to do on their own.
• 1:38:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:38:07
  Brian McFadden: And what do you better think about this mysterious marijuana vomiting disorder?
• 1:38:12
  Testecleese: It sounds like, to me, these companies are… that are talking all this trash about pot all of a sudden, because it's… as it's being legalized nationwide.
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: But they got some agenda, because people have been smoking way too much pot for a very long time.
• 1:38:29
  Brian McFadden: Right. You know what I mean? Look at Cheech and Chomp.
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: And it's either that, or someone was experimenting, doing weird shit.
• 1:38:38
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:38:39
  Testecleese: I just… They call it, like, scrummeting, screaming?
• 1:38:44
  Brian McFadden: It had a horrible name, yeah.
• 1:38:48
  Testecleese: At first, I think I thought it was some scrotal… scrotum thing.
• 1:38:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they didn't spend a lot of time working on the name for that thing, that's for sure.
• 1:38:57
  Testecleese: Man.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: Alright. Oh, and brazil.
• 1:39:05
  Testecleese: is different than the United States. They're not gonna kill the animal because your kid was dumb enough to jump into the animal closure. Kid was mauled to death by a lion, what, 19-year-old or something, I think?
• 1:39:17
  Brian McFadden: Was he high?
• 1:39:19
  Testecleese: I don't know, but…
• 1:39:20
  Testecleese: Everybody was upset they killed Harambe because they let an 8-year-old get in the grill enclosure somehow.
• 1:39:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:28
  Testecleese: That was… that was a national thing for a long time.
• 1:39:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:39:32
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, I'm gonna play us out, and I'm gonna go take the leak as it happens.
• 1:39:38
  Brian McFadden: Okie dokie.
• 1:39:39
  Testecleese: Alright, man, have fun!
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: Talk to you guys next time. If you're still listening to the show, throw a couple bucks at us.
• 1:39:47
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:39:49
  Brian McFadden: That will be our shit. I'm gonna cut it.