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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Stimulated What episode two. Hopefully you didn't
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Speaker 1: get too overstimulated in the first one. Come on, man,
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Speaker 1: that was funny. But today, Jakes, let's kick things off
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Speaker 1: with things girls say to their friends when they like
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Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, let's get a little bit of inside
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Speaker 1: knowledge here, right, all right?
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Speaker 2: Do you want to get first?
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Speaker 1: Go for it?
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Speaker 2: Quote I had a dream about him?
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Speaker 1: Ooh, that's like, yeah, that's when you know you like someone. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we've said it before.
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Speaker 2: If you had a dream about someone and you didn't
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Speaker 2: think you liked him prior to that dream, then you
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Speaker 2: have a dream about him and you're like, oh wait,
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Speaker 2: I can't like that.
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Speaker 1: All right. Things girls say their friends when they like
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Speaker 1: a guy. I don't like.
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Speaker 2: Him, there's no, that's bullshit.
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Speaker 1: No, it's because they kind of bit their feelings. That's
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Speaker 1: they all do it. That they all do it. I reckon,
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Speaker 1: that's bullshit. A I don't like him. I promise.
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Speaker 2: Things girls say when they like a guy give him
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Speaker 2: a real name in the group chat instead of like
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Speaker 2: mister or something.
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Speaker 1: Oh is that what happens? Like an actual name? No
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Speaker 1: code names? Oh, so they get a code name when
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Speaker 1: they don't like it.
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Speaker 2: I think I had a code name.
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Speaker 1: It's a small willy, mister small willy. It's like a
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Speaker 1: code name.
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Speaker 2: It's like on your first date, something that you did
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Speaker 2: that was like maybe, like that, that's your code name,
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Speaker 2: mister small, like miss dates with his mouth open, whatever.
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Speaker 1: Mister has a ship mustache, come on. Things girls say
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Speaker 1: to their friends when they like a guy. Have you
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Speaker 1: met my boyfriend? Have you met my boyfriend? And straight
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Speaker 1: deep into it.
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Speaker 2: I saw so many that said like, oh, me and
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Speaker 2: my new husband.
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Speaker 1: Shit like that.
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Speaker 2: They even man, Yeah, they do. Things girls say to
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Speaker 2: their friends when they like a guy. No, no, no,
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Speaker 2: that's not even a red flag.
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Speaker 1: Bage, I promise. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine, Like he's
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Speaker 1: got two kids, it's fine. Things girls say to their
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Speaker 1: friends when they're like a guy, Help, please help, I'm
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Speaker 1: in trouber. Things girls say to their friends when they're
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Speaker 1: like a guy, I'd let him fuck the ship out
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Speaker 1: of me. I would love to hear a girl say that,
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Speaker 1: like she doesn't know you're in the room. She comes
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Speaker 1: back to her friend. I wasn't, and I was like,
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Speaker 1: I would love to let him fuck that ship out
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Speaker 1: of here.
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Speaker 3: Imagine hearing that the way my do the girls go like, yeah, girl,
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Speaker 3: like that, I would shut.
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Speaker 2: It to the bone if if you already like that
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Speaker 2: is also so hot.
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Speaker 1: Though to hear, like imagine hearing that.
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Speaker 2: That would be so even just receiving a text from
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Speaker 2: your own girlfriend, like next time we see each other, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: like I want you to fund the ship out. I
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Speaker 2: can't even see you again. I can't.
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Speaker 1: How don't I do? I can't do that now I'm
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Speaker 1: going to be too excited. Yeah, it's like, how long
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Speaker 1: do you want me to laugh?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Like keep it to yourself. Make sure we
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Speaker 1: make sure we keeping yourself. Make sure you're getting around two. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Facts things girls say to their friends when they like
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Speaker 1: a guy. This one's good. He looks better in real life.
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Speaker 2: I swear that's the most classic thing I've ever heard
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Speaker 2: anyone say. Is like, don't judge him by his his instagram. No,
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Speaker 2: not at all, I swear, I reckon. You should to
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Speaker 2: be honest.
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Speaker 1: You look better in person.
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Speaker 2: Thanks, man, Yeah, if you could say the same, you
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Speaker 2: would nothing.
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Speaker 1: Oh, speak up mate.
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Speaker 2: Things girls say to their friends when they like a guy.
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Speaker 2: My ovaries vibrate.
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Speaker 1: When I look at him, that's fact. Though. My ovaries
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Speaker 1: vibe I've heard this something really something downstairs goes like, oh,
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Speaker 1: what's this guy got going on?
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Speaker 2: Flooded?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is. That's the vibration. Yeah, oh
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Speaker 1: my god, my last one. Things girls say to their
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Speaker 1: friends when they like a guy. I'm fucked.
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Speaker 2: He's a walking red flag, but so sweet when it's
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Speaker 2: just us too.
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Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of guys would probably be like,
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Speaker 1: to the world, seem as a red flag. Yeah, behind
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Speaker 1: closed doors, he's a little pooky bear, snooky wookie cuddle waddly.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed, I do agree. Some guys need to put
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Speaker 2: on a persona must be so exhausting. It must be
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Speaker 2: so exhausting. This is like a quote. I'm assuming they're
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Speaker 2: having a conversation about whyking the dude, and she's like,
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Speaker 2: but let's not get excited. So she's like, oh, the
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Speaker 2: day went so well, blah blah blah, but let's not
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Speaker 2: get setting expectations. Yeah, because she knows what men are like,
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Speaker 2: they don't want to jinx it. Things will say to
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Speaker 2: their friends when they're like a guy. Even though it
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Speaker 2: should have given me the ick, it was kind of cute.
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Speaker 1: That's when you know you like that. Yeah, that's he
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Speaker 1: runs at a flock of birds and they don't fly away. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you still like him.
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Speaker 2: They just they just kind of slowly part things girl
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Speaker 2: say to their friends when they're like a guy, he's
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Speaker 2: not the typical guy i'd go for, but he's really nice.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I like that
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Speaker 1: one that's not of like a backhand, like he's kind
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Speaker 1: of ugly, but he's nice.
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Speaker 2: It's kind of like you're going to your friends kind
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Speaker 2: of like, look, I know he's like your way of
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Speaker 2: saying he's ugly, but I like him, and you're saying
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Speaker 2: like I wouldn't typically go for him.
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Speaker 1: It's like, I know you're all going to say he's ugly,
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Speaker 1: but I like him.
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Speaker 2: I say, be proud, Yeah, I say, be proud.
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Speaker 1: Proud of ugly boyfriends?
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Speaker 2: Last one?
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Speaker 1: Actually, what do you mean?
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Speaker 2: We girls are proud of their ugly boyfriends, but not
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Speaker 2: all of them.
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Speaker 1: I swear.
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Speaker 2: It's so it's so like have you seen the memes
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Speaker 2: like girls looking like this getting broke getting their hearts
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Speaker 2: broken by a guy that looks like this.
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Speaker 1: I thought you were about to say, that's so proud
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Speaker 1: of me. She does me. She's proud of me. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: tell me, I don't think she thinks you ugly.
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Speaker 2: My last one is did you see him in those
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Speaker 2: gray sweatpants? Oh?
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Speaker 1: Why are you looking? Though? That's a friend. That's for
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Speaker 1: me only fair enough?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, guys. Next, we've got to caption this photo. Uh,
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Speaker 2: and it's a photo if you're just listening of Addie
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Speaker 2: and Eye on a balcony wearing robes facing the street
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Speaker 2: and robes are open. Looks like we're naked, but I
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Speaker 2: can promise we had pants on, pinky promise yeah, pt podcast,
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Speaker 2: So caption this photo wrong answers only. Maybe we should
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Speaker 2: do his name on though only fans coming soon.
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Speaker 1: I wonder if it's worth it money grab Oh no,
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Speaker 1: I heard quinta cops crin of cop Maybe it was
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Speaker 1: two year or one year? Earnings came out sixty million
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Speaker 1: dollars imagine bro But she's obviously David Dobrick vlog Squad,
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Speaker 1: huge comment comment. If you want do you want to
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Speaker 1: see it? Only?
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Speaker 2: You won't promise anything. We just want to get some statistics, right,
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Speaker 2: we just want some statistics.
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Speaker 1: The demands there did you see was I was with you?
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Speaker 1: Essay on the phone.
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Speaker 2: Someone commented on a post our threesome with you.
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Speaker 1: Guys would go hard our branded post. That's crazy.
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Speaker 2: She told me about that one time. Capture this photo wrong.
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Speaker 2: Answers only waiting for the birds to come.
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Speaker 1: Take a nibble a little thinking about that man would
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Speaker 1: hurt just a snack anyway. Captain this photo wrong. Answers
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Speaker 1: only English or Spanish. That's good, I won idiot. Captain
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Speaker 1: this photo wrong.
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Speaker 2: Answers only when the thermometer broke, so you've got to
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Speaker 2: use some other tools. Oh yeah, it's a good test
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Speaker 2: to see if it's warm out.
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Speaker 1: That is a good test to actually be fair. Well,
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Speaker 1: I swear the thermoregulation of the temperature down there is
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Speaker 1: like unbelievable. It's weird.
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Speaker 2: But sometimes I gotta say it's a little hot. If
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Speaker 2: I wake up cold, all right, and I hop in
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Speaker 2: the shower, like it doesn't matter how how hot that
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Speaker 2: shower is, if it's cold enough, Oh yeah, they're like no, no, no,
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Speaker 2: it's like they it's like they know they're about to
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Speaker 2: get out of the shower. They do so they don't
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Speaker 2: want to peak, Like nothing down there wants to peek
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Speaker 2: its head, And I'm like.
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Speaker 1: Show me what's up, Like show me what I've really got.
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Speaker 1: I want to at least see it while I'm in
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Speaker 1: the shower and then when I get out, by all
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Speaker 1: means high, that's that's what you've really got, mate, going
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Speaker 1: to come to terms of it? A classic one. Captain
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Speaker 1: this photo wrong. Answers only who's is bigger? Who's is bigger?
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Speaker 1: We actually I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Captain this photo wrong.
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Speaker 1: Answers only Vitamin D for the D. That's funny you
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Speaker 1: say that getting the vitamin D and giving the vitamin
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Speaker 1: D that's good to be fair. Have you heard of
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Speaker 1: what's that yoga cord where you open up your bum chicks? No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: I think that's proven to be not good? Anal glazing?
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Speaker 1: Isn't it anal? I think that's an sunning. I think
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Speaker 1: it's glazing. Anal glazing. Yeah, I don't think apparently get
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Speaker 1: some because it's never seen some before.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know how good that actually is.
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Speaker 1: For there, straight to the sauce, mate, the source of what.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: We get vitamin D so through every square inch of skin.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that bit's never gone so you've got even
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Speaker 1: it out.
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Speaker 2: Captain this photo wrong. Answers only free shrimp.
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Speaker 1: Capture these photo wrong answers only watering the plants.
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Speaker 2: Oh you know that's actually yeah, any thing for the community.
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Speaker 1: Jake, come water to the plants with me.
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Speaker 2: Mate, sword fights, all right, my last one captain this
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Speaker 2: photo wrong answers only does anyone want a cocktail sausage?
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Speaker 2: There's small The small dick ones were everywhere.
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Speaker 4: I know.
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Speaker 1: Maybe that's where we give small deck energies. Maybe my
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Speaker 1: last one captain this photo wrong answers only trying to
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Speaker 1: pay back my X bills. That's not the only fans
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Speaker 1: is all right. So the start, you guys found out
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Speaker 1: what girl? You probably already knew what girls say to
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Speaker 1: their friends when they like a guy. Well, true, you
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Speaker 1: need that one. Here's what you're here for. Things guys
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Speaker 1: say to their friends when they like a girl. I'm
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Speaker 1: kick things off. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
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Speaker 1: really like Xbox anymore. I had one that said.
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Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, can't make it to the pub, going to
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Speaker 2: try and save some money. Oh, they just start losing
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Speaker 2: interest in their interest.
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Speaker 1: What because my interest is her? Fuck things? Guys say
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Speaker 1: they're friends when they're like a girl. Nothing, we just
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Speaker 1: smile a lot. Facts.
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, all right, So, so things guys
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Speaker 2: say where to their friends when they're like a girl.
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Speaker 2: Pretend we're hanging out right and I'm texting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on? Nothing? You know, you really know
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Speaker 1: you like a girl when you catch yourself smiling. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes, Like I find there's things that you would like
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Speaker 2: never ever say to a friend of like when you
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Speaker 2: like a girl, and one of them is like, you
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Speaker 2: would never admit that. Every time I text her, I
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Speaker 2: can't stop checking my phone to see if she's replying.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know you always you never really say
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Speaker 2: that in one of your friends.
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Speaker 1: No, but you want to see that we do all
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Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want
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Speaker 1: to go. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Things guys say to their friends when they like a girl.
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Speaker 2: I can see myself in dating this girl.
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Speaker 1: Oh, simple, transparent.
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Speaker 2: It's like a very but I think that's the most
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Speaker 2: common one, honestly.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can see myself yeah yeah, yeah, see
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Speaker 1: the future with them. Things guys say to their friends
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Speaker 1: when they like a girl. I think she's the one, facts,
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Speaker 1: I think she's the one. When they just like when
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Speaker 1: I fall, I fall fast and deep, hard and fast.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you, hear you things say to their
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Speaker 2: Friendshen they like a girl, they don't say anything. They
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Speaker 2: just disappeared then post her on instair a few weeks later.
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Speaker 1: That's pretty tu to be there.
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Speaker 2: Guys disappear when they start seeing a girl.
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Speaker 1: We do. Hey, we honestly, it sucks if you're in
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Speaker 1: a friendship group as a male and you're only one
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Speaker 1: with a partner. Yeah, but once you all start to
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Speaker 1: get partners, the friendship groups is to pay that there
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Speaker 1: isn't a friendship group. Yeah, you're literally hanging out that
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Speaker 1: one or two you're really close with. Yeah, the other six. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's kind of bad. I miss sometimes, but you don't.
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Speaker 2: Ever fucking we just need to, Like I think the
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Speaker 2: thing is is that none, no one in our friend
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Speaker 2: group is like just like good organizing things other than
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Speaker 2: me and now yeah, and also it's now like everyone
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Speaker 2: has full time jobs, either a girlfriend, they're saving money
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Speaker 2: to want to buy, start thinking about buying houses.
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Speaker 1: We want to, you know, move out. She's like, you
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Speaker 1: all want different things. Like they're also trade ees. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna have a different time schedule. We're doing different things.
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Speaker 1: Their brains are working at different times. They want to
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Speaker 1: drink on a Friday. We want to grind on a Friday.
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Speaker 1: It's different. It's all so different. Yeah. Things guys say
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Speaker 1: they're friends when they like a girl. So they say
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Speaker 1: she's really into said thing. So my girlfriend running, I
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Speaker 1: love it, like their hobby, they say something really into it.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good point. Things guys do when
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Speaker 2: they like a girl take up their hobbies.
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Speaker 1: Oh they do. I can probably give some credit to
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Speaker 1: my girlfriend for taking up running again. Yeah. Wow, sure
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Speaker 1: I do pilates, Bro, you took it to the next level.
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Speaker 2: I got one more instant, the just simple one when
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Speaker 2: you're like talking to a guy when he mates and
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Speaker 2: he just like asks how the date was, and you're like.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like really good.
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Speaker 2: She's the type of girl that I would.
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Speaker 1: Like want my family to meet.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like dudes are kind of wholesome. I
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Speaker 4: think dudes are actually quite wholesome when they can admit
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Speaker 4: their feelings, when they actually like the person, actually like them. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: it's probably when that that's a pressing is doing its thing.
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Speaker 2: That's when we're like, if you don't know what we're
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Speaker 2: talking about, Like on Wednesday's episode last week, plug my
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Speaker 2: last one things guys say they're friends when they're like
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Speaker 2: a girl get like really awkward, don't know how to
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Speaker 2: express our feelings sometimes and then say, nah.
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Speaker 1: She's pretty cool. Maybe younger us to be fair, yeah,
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Speaker 1: like how's your dad?
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Speaker 2: You're like you never yeah, when you're younger and you're
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Speaker 2: going to date, you never admit to being like, oh
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Speaker 2: she was sucking the coolest chick blah blah blah. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: she's just kind of like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just cool. And then you like, but in my head,
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Speaker 1: I'm like.
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Speaker 2: He's so cool. In your head, you're like, yeah, she's cool.
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Speaker 2: In your head, You're like, has she texted me?
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Speaker 1: When's the next day? I wondered if you had a
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Speaker 1: great card. I want to know what the.
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Speaker 2: So let's you know how you spoke about when you're
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Speaker 2: like falling in love. It's the different chemicals. What is
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Speaker 2: it that's raising? When is it? It was quarterisol? So
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Speaker 2: when you do like a girl and you're like texted
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Speaker 2: her and you kind of can't stop like being fidgety
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Speaker 2: and checking your phone if she's replied.
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Speaker 1: Is that what's that?
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Speaker 2: Is that just cortisol? Like the anxiety, like the butterflies.
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Speaker 1: Like probably isn't a quartisole, Yeah, like you can't probably
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Speaker 1: a bit of best pressing, yeah, and like yeah, I
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Speaker 1: don't know.
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Speaker 2: It's it's weird when you're in that stage of like.
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Speaker 1: Are we overthinking it? And it's the initial stages of love.
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Speaker 1: M maybe could be you know that's what the love's
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Speaker 1: taking you over? Like what is more of you?
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Speaker 2: Ever like to finish it? If you ever been when
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Speaker 2: you're a kid, you were texting a girl and you're
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Speaker 2: like waiting for her to reply and it's been an
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Speaker 2: hour and you hear your phone go off and it's
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Speaker 2: one of your mates.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, like fuck off, fucking Mexican, You're not my priority.
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Speaker 3: You hear it and you're like like spice hear your
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Speaker 3: phone in the background, Becau, you're trying to ignore your phone.
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Speaker 2: You're like this, like you go check it and you're
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Speaker 2: like walking over confident.
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Speaker 1: Like finally, yeah, you check it.
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Speaker 2: Your mates like fucking hoty as off as a kid?
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Speaker 1: Did you use that? Like wait, like if she takes
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Speaker 1: it takes an hour long to reply, you take an
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Speaker 1: hour back.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I one hundred percent did that. We don't condone
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Speaker 3: that now we hate the game very much.
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Speaker 1: Do you not condone that I love. I love the
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Speaker 1: think about having a girlfriend like you just reply literally
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Speaker 1: I see high straight away, Hey what's going on? I know?
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Speaker 2: And also like I'm I'm an avid, like I really,
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Speaker 2: I am really bad at writing a message.
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Speaker 1: Yup, but forgetting to hit send, yeah, and I don't.
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Speaker 2: Care, like I know, I can leave her on red
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Speaker 2: and does you're fucking when you're in a talking stage
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Speaker 2: you leave someone and read You're like, I'm so sorry
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Speaker 2: I have forgot to hit send, and then it makes
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Speaker 2: like you like make it up excuses.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then just thinking like you know, yeah, yeah, No,
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Speaker 3: I want to confess my love for you right now,
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Speaker 3: but I can't because that's coming on too strong.
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Speaker 1: I'm just thick and don't know how to quick sand. Anyways,
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Speaker 1: Thanks everybody. That's another episode of Stimulated