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- 0:01Hello, I'm a speak to penny, please. This is penny penny. How are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from yoga spa
- 0:09Oh, how are you? I'm good. Listen, I'm assuming you know why I'm calling
- 0:18Well, maybe from the top of your behind because you were in here a couple days ago during one of our hot yoga classes and you
- 0:28passed gas
- 0:29Very loudly while doing a pose everybody heard it might be kind of awkward, but do you remember that?
- 0:40Yeah, I do that was actually really embarrassing is that what you're calling that is why I'm calling
- 0:46I needed to talk about that. We've got a lot of complaints about you coming to our yoga studio and
- 0:52For lack of a better word farting non-stop when you're in yoga class. Is that true?
- 1:00Farting non-stop. I don't think that's true at all. It happened one time
- 1:09The purpose of this call is to let you know that you are being banned from our yoga studio due to your excessive flatulence
- 1:17Excuse me, I'm sorry to break the news to you like that, but then again you break wind whenever you want so
- 1:22I
- 1:25Wow
- 1:26Okay, that was completely unnecessary and I don't deserve to be spoken to that way
- 1:31You're literally telling me that I'm not allowed in class because I farted you are not allowed. Yep
- 1:38Borderline harassment like I could talk about the better business bureau for that borderline harassment would be having to sit behind you in a yoga class
- 1:45I think
- 1:49I
- 1:49I'm sorry doesn't take the fart back now does it
- 2:03Are you serious do not call my number back, you know what actually I want to talk to your boss
- 2:08Who's your boss? I can tell that the yoga is not working very well for you, is it?
- 2:16Because you sound very angry is what
- 2:20Hey, ma'am, you know what how about this I
- 2:23Want to make us both happy you want to try to reason with me right now?
- 2:27I I would like to come to some sort of a compromise
- 2:31Are you talking about there is no compromise you just called me?
- 2:37What I'm compromising is a toot jar
- 2:42What a toot jar a
- 2:45Toot jar
- 2:46Yes, you can keep coming to our yoga studio
- 2:48But I'm gonna set up a little toot jar and every time you toot you put a dollar in the toot jar
- 2:53And that should teach you not to fart in yoga class to jar
- 2:57You want to give me a toot jar to put my toots in are you three years old you?
- 3:04No, no, no, I don't think you have it right
- 3:06I don't want you to toot in the jar just every time you to a yoga class what you're known to do
- 3:11We can agree on that you put a dollar in the jar kind of to teach you
- 3:30Penny
- 3:31Penny
- 3:33What's wrong with me is that this is actually jubal from broken jubal in the morning I'm moving 92.5 doing a phone tap on you
- 3:48Your friend Amanda wanted to set you up. She said that you were in yoga class the other day and had an embarrassing moment
- 3:53And wanted me to mess with you
- 3:57You know what?
- 4:01You