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Episode 506: Gooniversary W/ Che Durena · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: All right, then sound loud. Maybe it's just different, maybe
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  Speaker 1: because I never said that people.
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  Speaker 2: It's echoing, yeah, like three six I can hear it all.
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  Speaker 1: It's really constantly perfect. Oh man, l has sore on.
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  Speaker 1: It's like those eight years you have ever seen eight
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  Speaker 1: K videos? You can hear like the knocking in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bro, that you know the first time I
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: heard that ship actually kind of creeped me out a
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  Speaker 1: little weird. It's really weird. Yeah, it'll make it turn around.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was it? Four K sound or four
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  Speaker 1: K they got sixteen K? Now, niggas just lying just
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  Speaker 1: making case.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, I don't think my eyes cant even perceive that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a new color or something.
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  Speaker 1: Just need to be like it's just real life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, like I need. I need to be like
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  Speaker 3: a manta shrimp in order to take in all this data.
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  Speaker 3: When are you talking about sixteen got fly sounds?
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  Speaker 1: Sixteen K sad?
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  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, I don't even want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's like bro Smithy's Will smith
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  Speaker 1: ears smaller gear of reduction. Yeah he did, as big
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  Speaker 1: as who's that kid with the biggest from Malcolm in
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  Speaker 1: the Middle. Yeah, motherfu yo, did you see that? They
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: brought Malcolm in the Middle back?
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  Speaker 3: Is it back?
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  Speaker 1: Is it started? Is it good? One of the everybody's back.
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  Speaker 1: I know everybody. Everybody's back, the same cast as the
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  Speaker 1: same people except the bigger.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't come back for some reason, so they recasted.
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  Speaker 1: They had him in the first episode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had him in the first episode in like
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  Speaker 4: a zoom call, like a FaceTime.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't really want to do it. You're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: from give, yeah, but I want to. He probably got
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  Speaker 1: a family now. He was like cool, he said, that's
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  Speaker 1: all you're getting from me. You're getting this quick zoom
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  Speaker 1: mill for this thed What a life man. Uh, hello
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  Speaker 1: and salutations everybody. This is the not that serious podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Some you're not paying to I saw you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my godhead. Some say we got de gender
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  Speaker 4: in the back now, of course. Some say, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: don't like this, nigga, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be doing it. I don't like this. You're just
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  Speaker 1: looking there and see if I'm doing so. Some say
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  Speaker 1: the greatest podcast in the world. I have me. One
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, large Michael Elze Keenan's in the building
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  Speaker 1: a ka Doctor Waffle aka seeing a Sensation, And we
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  Speaker 1: have a very special guest here today. Listen, listen, hear
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  Speaker 1: you fucking idiots. Yes, our guest here we got it
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  Speaker 1: is a comedian podcaster Gooner extraordinary. Yeah, the man that
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  Speaker 1: has achieved the zeen it of gooner aspirations and I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait to ask more about it. We got Shader
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  Speaker 1: in the house, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I do like being related to like peak gooner achievements.
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  Speaker 3: I recently got an R s v P invite on
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  Speaker 3: Partifle for the Brasslers party in Miami. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: very cool, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, writer's hand for me.
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  Speaker 3: I can yeah, absolutely, yeah, smells like yeah, I'll give
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  Speaker 3: it a whiff after. Don't you worry, dude, No you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I've met I've met some people that I like started
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  Speaker 3: jerking off to when I was like fifteen years old. Man,
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, no, fucking way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like it's like meeting your favorite like athlete,
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  Speaker 1: but way more.
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  Speaker 3: Personal, way more personal, dude, way more personal.
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  Speaker 1: You never drinked off to Lebron Jalen Hurts. Maybe definitely
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  Speaker 1: would what you see his new mustache thing going on
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  Speaker 1: is a little like a little like a little nice
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  Speaker 1: little Brazilian record hurts. But yeah, man, you're working. You
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  Speaker 1: fit in that lovely pocket where it's like you embrace
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  Speaker 1: like just ADPTE film and different things like that. But
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  Speaker 1: you're not far going to the point where it's like
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  Speaker 1: you're pulling up to drive through nake. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The Gooneral, dude, Oh, they just had the anniversary of
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  Speaker 3: the Gooneral a year already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it
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  Speaker 3: was it was the he was the Gooner, and then
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  Speaker 3: it was the goon Aside, and then it was the Gooner,
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  Speaker 3: and now we've had the anniversary of the Gooneral episode right,
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  Speaker 3: because it's too it's like the anniversary. It's like Gooner Anniversary,
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  Speaker 3: Gooner University, University. It's a multitude of things.
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  Speaker 5: It could be, Yeah, universal records, the multi universe, drinking
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  Speaker 5: the universe for every for every category, the b B
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  Speaker 5: W ten universe.
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  Speaker 1: You got the Nugget Universe, So funny universe. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on right now?
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  Speaker 3: You keep going, you get like a like a marvel
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  Speaker 3: like look into like the multiverse, like when you're with
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  Speaker 3: the Watcher and you see your version of yourself and all,
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  Speaker 3: and he's just jerking off in every universe. You' like
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  Speaker 3: I was just jerking off, and it's like, yeah, you always,
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  Speaker 3: that's a you and every like I don't have like
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  Speaker 3: superpowers now you just jerk off. But ever there.
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  Speaker 1: Chinese or the horns tennis, like you're jerking off the tentacles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like he said, the Chinese es, you're Chinese. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: little man, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got in the house. This is clearly going
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  Speaker 1: to be a very fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So first of all, if any people don't know you,
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  Speaker 1: obviously tell them who you are what you do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a comic. I've been doing a stand up for
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  Speaker 3: like thirteen years. I'm from Canada, so I was doing
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  Speaker 3: stand up forever in Canada. I was in Toronto and
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  Speaker 3: their comedy scene for a really long time. I've done
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  Speaker 3: all the big not all, but a lot of the
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  Speaker 3: big comfests in the world have been just for laughs
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of times. And yeah, I've been touring doing
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  Speaker 3: that move the States in twenty twenty two or twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty three, and it was recently yeah, yeah, yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: hasn't been that long. And then I've just been like
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  Speaker 3: grindated on social, and the more and more I've been
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  Speaker 3: grinding on social, the more and more I've been like
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  Speaker 3: leaning into the adult space and like working with porn stars.
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  Speaker 3: Got a a podcast we were interview porn stars and
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  Speaker 3: like do shoot sketches and all sorts of stuff with
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  Speaker 3: them as well, and then just yeah, on the road
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  Speaker 3: and go on tour whenever I can. And I got
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  Speaker 3: a new comedy specially called how to Make Your Balls
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  Speaker 3: Bigger on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Check that out. Yes, make you I haven't said right
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  Speaker 1: in my watch later. So yeah, all right, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: let's start with that, because the opening joke is thank you. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna explain it
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  Speaker 1: because he literally he talks about what I want to
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  Speaker 1: ask him about, how he had sex with a porn star. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll let you do it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like hooking with the porn starts, like if you
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: were at a football game and they're like, our quarterback
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  Speaker 3: is down you in the stands football.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've gon to piskin once or twice.
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  Speaker 3: And then I can't remember exactly how I do, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, just like that situation. I didn't do a
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  Speaker 3: good job. It was so it was a lot of pressure.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to say yeah, I won't say who.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how did that even happen? Like, how did that?
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  Speaker 3: I had met her a couple of times and then
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  Speaker 3: she was in town and we were texting, and then
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  Speaker 3: I went to go meet up with her, and in
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  Speaker 3: my head, I was like, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: About the crack. I'm not gonna lie. This is very
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  Speaker 1: anti climactic. I thought you would have like a pizza box. No, no, wait,
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  Speaker 1: step brother, there was no going a washing machine.
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  Speaker 3: There was no like setup, no, no like themes, no
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  Speaker 3: dress ups, and yeah, we we grabbed his rank went
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  Speaker 3: back to her hotel room. And then that's just like
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  Speaker 3: I was not prepared for how stressed I would be
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  Speaker 3: to try and bang the sports star.
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  Speaker 6: And my dick was like wowns nervous, said right now, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: And so yeah, I didn't do a good job at all.
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  Speaker 3: I did a pretty piss poor job. It's smashing a
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  Speaker 3: porn star. I'm sure there'll be another opportunity in.
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  Speaker 1: I do I do.
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  Speaker 3: There there there probably will be, if even not with her,
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  Speaker 3: with a different porn star.
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  Speaker 1: So at least it's not hurt. Definitely not. She cannot go.
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  Speaker 1: She definitely got out that bed like, yeah, so what
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to do? Where you going? She went.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, like yeah, you gotta you gotta go, right, But
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  Speaker 3: I need I'm sure that story has circled a bit
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  Speaker 3: because so I need to redeem myself within the porn community.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta try and lay it down really good one time,
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  Speaker 3: so that becomes the nomenclature about me that at least
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  Speaker 3: you can't exagera. It was someone who I had jerked
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  Speaker 3: off to, like I don't know, so many times, and
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  Speaker 3: so it's too big, dude. I was in my head
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  Speaker 3: like crazy, bro, yeah dude, but I mean if yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's the way it goes sometimes. At least at least
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  Speaker 3: I didn't lie. At least I wasn't like, yo, I
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  Speaker 3: beat it up, dude. I was like, it was kind
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  Speaker 3: of because.
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  Speaker 1: You want her to be like, well, actually, yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: last the worst I had it really wasn't that bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: At least performance ever, No, I've done way worse, way
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  Speaker 5: worse than that, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, bro, a few bumps of coke or something.
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  Speaker 3: One of my worst performances ever was Uh. So when
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  Speaker 3: I was like really dogging on the road, like my
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  Speaker 3: first tour, I was taking all comers, anyone who wanted
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  Speaker 3: to come back.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a towel crime.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying, I'll take the sick, you're hungry, the leopards.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone can come.
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  Speaker 1: In, like El Island, your fours and threes island crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And so I had I had one chick come over
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  Speaker 3: first and I banged her. And then there's this other
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  Speaker 3: chick was texting me and she was like, Hey, would
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  Speaker 3: you want to bang me with my husband? And I
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, for sure. Both you come through the
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  Speaker 3: hotel room. But I literally not like twenty minutes before
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  Speaker 3: they walked, and well.
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  Speaker 1: They should have been good.
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  Speaker 3: Then well no, I did my refraction time wasn't where
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  Speaker 3: it should have been. Yeah, And so I like they
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: they get there and I'm trying to get going and
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  Speaker 3: eventually I like, muster up some boner, but I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Up muster up six.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I did a little bit of something. But
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: I felt bad because after a show, they're at the show,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm letting down my fans.
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  Speaker 1: They were at the show afterwards.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't hit no, like, ain't yeah, dude, that was
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  Speaker 3: the worst for sure. But I mean I I don't
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  Speaker 3: really anymore, but I used to do blow and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So you if you're doing blow, you give a lot
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  Speaker 3: of bad dick you get.
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  Speaker 1: Like that. I didn't know that. Oh yeah, blow ruins
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  Speaker 1: your boners. Yeah yeah, because the way they portrayed in
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  Speaker 1: like movies and media is like that's like the well starter.
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  Speaker 3: It makes you horny, but your dick goes war yeah
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  Speaker 3: after you, especially even drinking and doing blow. I know, right,
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  Speaker 3: it's a mit As touch.
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  Speaker 1: This is this isn't what I thought I wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, I had one.
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  Speaker 4: I think being horny and not being able to get
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  Speaker 4: a boner's crazy. It is so they dripping pre come
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  Speaker 4: on a soft.
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  Speaker 1: Dig Ok okay, that's a crazy drip coming a soft
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  Speaker 1: dick outside of winning what was he just gave that
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  Speaker 1: whole story, but your three senses, it was way he
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  Speaker 1: had a real He had a real loaded nigga. Don't
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: forget the sound cra.
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  Speaker 3: You can what you can do is then you can
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  Speaker 3: take a viagra and then you you're like you'll get
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  Speaker 3: a bone or with on the coke. So then just
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: all the pressure goes on your heart, so your God,
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  Speaker 3: You're like, so you're losing some way, but you're at
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  Speaker 3: least getting it in.
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  Speaker 1: I had it was one one. I was like, because
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  Speaker 1: this one was bad because the first one I knocked
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  Speaker 1: it out. The part yeah, it was at school, knocked
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  Speaker 1: it out. I did. I did my numbers. Yeah, so
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: much so that my roommate because I had like a
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  Speaker 1: suite where it's two and one suite, and then we
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  Speaker 1: shared a bathroom and shared a wall with another suite.
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  Speaker 1: The dude I was on the wall, and then the
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  Speaker 1: guy that shared the other wall with me, he hit
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  Speaker 1: me up. He came to me the next day, he's like, bro,
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  Speaker 1: what were you doing? Man? I had You're like, yeah, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I know, man, Like what were you doing? Her? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You were killing it? That's crazy. I feel like I
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: just won Game seven, like yeah, And like a couple
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: weeks later, I was down back home and she came
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  Speaker 1: over horrible, horrible, horrible stuff, horrible stuff like it's just
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't I couldn't stay, and then I'm doing it
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: and then it got so bad to the point she's like,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: can you just come already? You think she would give.
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  Speaker 3: You the benefit of the doubt, you know when you
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  Speaker 3: know what thirty?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I got you a nice four. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: you saw me drop fourteen?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you saw me do yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Did you saw me do a smooth double double on
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  Speaker 1: good efficiency?
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  Speaker 3: Did she come back again after that?
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy? She dropped you after the four points?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, because it's like you go, so no, bro,
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  Speaker 3: that's because we.
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  Speaker 1: Have just twenty two points.
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  Speaker 3: You good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, Yeah, some people don't see it that way.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: They're looking at the floor, not the six man.
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  Speaker 3: At that point, we've all seen the Matrix. We watched
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: the Matrix. It's incredible. Then you saw the Matrix two
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: and you were like, eh, but we went and saw
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: the Matrix three. Because the Matrix was so good, she
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: should have at least come for the Matrix three.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she should should have came for the Trinity. Yeah. Yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: but damn sure, not come for Matrix four because.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, unless you unless three was really good. Yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: four yeah, No, four suck.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped at one. I don't think everything.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need to do anything.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, I.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Mean too was okay the dreadlone right, uh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was too young.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: When Matrix, I don't even understand what the matures. I
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: gotta go back and watch that ship. I just watched
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the first one because what year did that come out? Nine?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: We were six at least, yeah, six seven, So when
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I saw it, I didn't understand what the was going on.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta go back. You didn't need to. You saw
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: him go why like simulation? Yeah, green numbers and ones
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and zero.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: The reason it was so crazy is because it was
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: like the first movie to do like bullet time, bullet dodging.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: That's in everything now. But imagine if you it's like
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: your first time seeing like Avatar three D and you're high,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: like that's how that's whatever. It was like wow, yeah, exactly, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So yeah, what part you said you're from Toronto
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: or just no.
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  Speaker 3: I lived in Toronto for a long time, but I'm
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: from like Vancouver ish. I grew up like an hour
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: outside of Vancouver. Yeah yeah, ye sorry.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Grizzlies dude. I went to the Grizzlies games when I
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: was a kid, Like, yeah, my mom would take me.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: They were fucking awesome. But yeah, then the my mom
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: used to hate that big fat fuck we got we
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: drafted this one guy one year. They called him Big Country. Yeah,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: and my mom hated his guts because she's like, we
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: wasted our draft pick on this big fat he got
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: fat in the off season eating catfish.
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  Speaker 1: Bryan Reeves aka Big Country.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we passed up on someone good that year too.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know who it is, big bitch, Ok, yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I remember, and he sunk our team. Dude, he got
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: real fat, yeah he was.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: He sunk a franchise Vancouver. There was exactly what I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: forgot all about this dude who's in that draft.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: And now we have to find that Damon Stottlemeyer, THEO Ratlift,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Michael Finley, those are the people that they could have
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: got instead of Big Country.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he could have had someone who's like decent
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: at least like Damon Stottmyer THEO Ratlift.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Ended up being better than him, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: I mean was really good, wasn't it.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: And the thing is Big Country was a complete dut
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: like he was like a nothing guy.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: And it's like draft class got him and Wallace and
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Jerry Stackhouse ya got him before then they got h
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: what they could have got. They took him at six.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: They could have gotten Kurt Thomas. They could have got
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Corliss Williamson. I man, we are theo ratlift. Michael Finley
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: was there, he went later. There were some guys in
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: there and it took big country. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When you think it could have been like any of
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: those guys, and we got like a negative, Like all
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: those guys are positives. We didn't just get a zero.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: We got like a minus five actively hurt. Yeah, where
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: it costs you a ton of money. He got fat,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: he was slow, he did Jack Ship and my mom
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: hated him.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Also, also, fucking Debbie was talking shit about you when
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: you weren't looking to bro. But I had one of
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: those big claws and Ship yeah yeah, yeah one Yeah
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: that was.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: So yeah old Vancouver Grizzly logo. Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I still I feel like a shirt or something there,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: but it ruled having.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: A basketball team. I need. I need one of those jerseys. Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: That fucking turquoise yeah clean man.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So and you started comedy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Win like twenty twelve. I started comedy, uh yeah, and
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I was living in Mexico at the time.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm thirty threety a yeah, a way more Mexico. Wait,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: so way more exactly, just way more. Wait, so you
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: were living in Mexico.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I lived in Mexico for three years as a
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: scuba diving instructor.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Out there.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: About you, You're just a life of side side talk
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: about ship.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Because we just retrack where we've been here in like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: how many jobs, Yeah, sex with a poor car, star
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: cold field, Uh, threesomes yeah, married couples, yeah, bartender, bartender
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: from from outside of vanad Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Well I was bartending when I was in Mexico.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mexico, Mexico. Scuba diving instructor. Yeah. Please lead us
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to the decision that went you from Canada, yeah to
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Mexico constructing scuba.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I hated school and right after high school my parents
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: were like, you gotta go straight to university. And they
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: were right because they knew if they let me sit around,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: would have just done fuck all. And so I found
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: a program through one of our colleges in the area
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: that was a scuba dive instructor program. It was two
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: semesters and you got your certificate and you could start
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: teaching scuba diving. And I was like fire, and I
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: like needed bullshit grades to get hire fire, Dude. It
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: was like like I needed jackshit grades. I took that,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: did cold water diving for like eight months, got my certificate,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: got a really good resume out of it, and then
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: sent out that resume to every single place I could
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: apply to. Got a decent paying job in Mexico. Moved
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: to Mexico with like seven hundred bucks, but I had
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: room and board and a job when I got there.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Just started working. Did that for like two years, started
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: stand up like a year and a half before I left,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: and then last year I was just like I was
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: working at a call center, was bartending, and then then
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I moved to Toronto and then I started doing I
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: was doing stand up like once a week in Mexico
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: for tourists, and then moved straight.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Tois No my Spanish auction, I mean deep across the.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's how I got there. And then yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: then I just started grinding stand up in Toronto. Was
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: like working dead end jobs for a long time. COVID
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: blew up on social and then moved to the States
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: and just have been like touring podcasting and stuff since then.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I would have say I started seeing your videos.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I want to say it was around covid, like and
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: then like you were just doing the reaction videos and
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: it was like I think when I just remember, it
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: was like they were like something with like it's too
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: many videos name, but I was like, I just noticed
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: your talent probably yeah, And I was like, he got
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: our videos. He did one of our clips, Sweeney Swingers.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Which one's that one we were talking about Sidney Sweeney?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Oh what about her?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: What about how her her mom kept her from getting
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: a breast reduction? Oh yeah, yeah, you did one of ours.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah work, good work, that was good work. That was
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: great work that her mom.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Oh or like good mom, but not to get the breath.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah, one of the smartest moves her
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: mom ever did.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at her career now, good career decision.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: One thing I'll say about I've said this a lot,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: and I always getting hate for this. I think Sidney Sweeney,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: the reason she's so hot is.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Because she's not too hot exactly. She's like like if achievable,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: attainable exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: So there's a party or brain that goes, maybe I
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: could fuck Sidney Sweeney. Yeah, there's like this little delusion
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: that that lives in there where like someone like I
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: compared like aded to Armists and in Armist is so
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: hot that I'm just like, oh, it doesn't Even if
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I had a fantasy about fucking her, it would have
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: to start with me saving her for a mugging. Like,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: even in my own fantasy, I can't convince myself that
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I would fuck her. You had to do something great
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: exactly building Yeah, car Wreck where Sidney Sweeney. If I
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: saw we're in a different universe and Sidney Sweeny is
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: a bartender, I wouldn't go that, why is that girl
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: bar too hot to be here? I would go, that's
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: a very hot bartender, Like she she's not. She's not
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: stupid hot as well.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: He's a hot regular person.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah with huge tits.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, and that is fire.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: So and I'm like, whis is like next to Perfect.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: The Cuban actress.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: She was in Blade Runner. She was the hologram and
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Blade Runner Okay, yeah that check. You know that she's
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: in the memes now, like are you lonely? I can
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: fix that?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: That's her.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: She was literally like digital perfect hotness in a dystopian future.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's there to keep you alive when you got
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a Miley Cyrus kind of lost me what that's not
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: what a little bit there's Yeah that was like, was
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: not mean? Let's not get look good to me?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cyrus is hot.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: We started doing when you started standing up in Mexico.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: Could definitely get you, wouldn't Miley Cyrus?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: No what you know? Like a voice that's all right? Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, well now bad voice. I don't know what voice,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: but I like sticky, gross chicks. I like that's right.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I love a chance. Yeah oh yeah, yeah
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: yeah dude, like a girl with a lot of laundry
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: on her bed like that all over that a broken laptop.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you didn't have sex under a lot of
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: dream catchers.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, tapestry dreamcatchers weird like fucking salt lamps.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Season.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've seen a lot of salt lamps in
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: my day. Realize you know those girls that have like
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: fairy lights. You get in here. It was like back again,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: my old friend.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: We mean again. Yeah, dude, I will keep calm and
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: carry on. Oh man, man, Yeah, So what's sparked to?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Are You're in Mexico? You're yeah, you're scuba diving every day. Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you're you're taking it. You're you know, you're teaching cartel
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: members how to swim. Yeah, was like, okay, I should
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: do stand up now, like when, like.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I always loved it, well not always from like teen years,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I was consuming a ton of it, but I kind
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: of thought it was like a ridiculous thing. I even
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: wrote some jokes. I did public speaking high school and
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: make my speeches funny. I just thought it'd be ridiculous
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: to do because I thought it was like a byproduct
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: of fame, Like you were famous when people saw you.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: So you did stand up where it's like obviously the inverse, right.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: That's what it is now.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you like build a following stand up.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: And then my brothers started doing it and I was like,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: what do you mean you're doing stand up? He's like,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: you just go to open mics and I was like what.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: And so I found an open mic in the town
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I was in Mexico, and then I just started doing
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: that and then loved it moved it, and that's like
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: kind yeah, the kind of rest is history.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: On that funny family. Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I mean we all were all very like mean to
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: each other, and so that's kind of your mom like yeah, exactly,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: big country, like we just rip each other constantly, you
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: love each other? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I've said
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: for a long time, I love language is bullying, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: so yeah, if I can't like me and a chick
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: can't bully each other back and forth, there's definitely a
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: disconnect there.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bullying and just like probably like fifteen pounds overweight.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Those are my love languages. Yeah, yeah, dude, I love
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: them just like a meaty check for sure.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Something on the bone, fat hippi. Yeah, something to
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: grab on to that that bonus stuff I can't do.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lena done him. I saw a picture recently, and
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she's starting to look like job of the
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: hut Man, like.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Got like her crazy.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: She's getting closer and closer to them, okay talking about Yeah, dude,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: her neck is like morphing into her head and she's
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: getting like egg shaped, humpty dumpty.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: As she looks, she looks absolutely ridiculous. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you like. Who is.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Lena Dunnaugh. She wrote a book, she wrote the show Girls.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Uh, I enjoyed that show.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: She kind of got canceled and then went away for
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: a long time and now she's back again with some
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: other book or something like that. But yeah, she is,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: she's just getting oblong. She's always kind of been.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Dressed like Michael Jackson going on.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: But she's always been like I don't give a funk,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: which like kudos to you, but it's like you got
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: to give some fucks. There's there's like a funcker too.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it concerns.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, do your joints hurt now or something? Yeah?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: You can't not love yourself into a sea pat machine.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: That's like you can't do.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. Live sleep a lot better than
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I swear, I let my eyes tell
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the jokes for you. I was. I was looking joint comment,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I dank feeling over there. I already know what's going
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: on over there. Just looking at me, I prompt. I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: looked at him. We looked like mother Hanzel chocolate here.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Just you know, I got you, bro. I didn't say nothing,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: neither spoken all right, all right, all right?
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Speaking of unspoken words, yeah, oh, unspoken words, words that
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: were never said.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, words that were never said. That's what I'm in.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Same unspoken words. Unless you had more to say. No,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: that was my transition to man, we're just scooping right now.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Where is that? One never said? Where is that? We're
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: made up fabricated words, oh man. So yeah, in the
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: sphere of that, some made up words fantasies. So man,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: this is probably the funniest thing that is I've heard
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: in the last two or three weeks. So apparently this
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: dude who worked for JP Morgan or was he like
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a young like a junior executive or something like that,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: or an interns Yeah, yeah, basically ran Yes, young Indian man,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: young brown boy. That is important for the story. That
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: is important for the story. I'm not doing what I do.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: He's a young Indian man. He's just like a junior
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: sech or just an employee at JP Morgan. And he
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: alleged that his boss, who was a lady, white lady,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know her name, miss how Donnie.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: How Donny is Yeah, she's not white white some Yeah
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: there's something in there.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's like Eastern European is like balking. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: she's one of them left talks.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: They would have put her on the train. She's going
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: on the train.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus, that's.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: Now they look at that. Yeah, you might as well
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: just hop on. It's like they passed it and they stopped.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: There was like.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah you was at you was at me, like yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: but you're cooked. Yeah. Literally even had an amasement on
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: timing all real there, get him, get on, get on?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: What's trick me?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: There? The girl, you know, get yours. We's gonna leave you.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: But how come out? Eddie Murphy just letting people on, Eddie,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: get your ass on that training girl. He would be
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: on the train too. Yeah, he needs a Traine comedy
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: not German. So he alleges that this lady viciously sexually
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: harassed a number of months or whatever it was, how
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: long it was he was, he was lying so bad
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: he didould give a time for him, and he did
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: it it, he explained it. It's such twenty twenty four
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: vivid detail. And I will say this when we thought
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: listen not that serious. Podcast is not condone or make
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: light of essay or any assaults of this nature, but objectively,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: when you read the account, hilarious. Yes, one of you, gentlemen,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: please read one of the entries from the report. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: got one right here, all right, start us off. It
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: starts with Haadini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: her breast and racially insulted the guy's wife, remarking, I
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: these cannons. When I first saw that quote, I'm like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta see these titties. You have to see I
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: still haven't seen. Still have are the cannons? I need
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the proof? What inspired? What inspired these these inspire? Right?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You had to have something.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Does gotta be great?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Tests we got anymore? Yeah? Another one said. Another one said,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I fucking own you. I will make you pay. Do
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna be in good standing if you
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: do not give me? Have me in your corner? She
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: literally said, you think management wants some brown Indian boy leading?
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Origin originations originations? All right, whatever, origination, originations, origination blank.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: If you don't funk my brains out tonight, I'm going
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: to sabotage your promotion. No, no, no, se and promotion.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: What am I gonna do? It's like the guy with
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: the two buttons, like, don't get it, get fired, don't.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Know, there's so much pressure, there's another set. What am
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I gonna do uh.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Doe claims that she then forcibly removed his pants and
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: oral sex on him against his will. He continued to
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: protest and began to cry.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Now that's that's when the laughter became uncontrolled. One. I'm
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: sorry on one occasion, we got it. We got it
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: just for a second. I just I thought you were
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: gonna go.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: And that's when I was I wasn't laughing anymore.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: That's you're like.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: That was when it was the funniest thing I've ever
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: heard of my life.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: That's when the laughter was just too much to bear
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: because he literally said, this, examine is he she forced
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: a blowy on you? You cried and protested in the
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: office in the highest offices. This guy is getting forced blown.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And they're just making money up there. Making craziest part
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: is if if this was true, she fucking for sucked
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: the dude's dick and then she like made five hundred
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: million dollars for some fucking hedge fun.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: She was like inside and trading.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: She had cock on her breath and then jumped on
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: his zoom and was like, this is how we're going
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: to text your business.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: She's looking the guy like is the juice worth. The squeeze.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Is a little Indian fuckhu oh no.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Apparently, Also, he said on one occasion she asked birthday
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: BJ for the brown boy, my little brown boy for
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the brown the brown brown boy.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Nev this is probably the last one I got, it says.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: During the second encounter, Donni allegedly ordered him to suck
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: her toes, pushed him to the ground, and sat on
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: his face, bating him when he was unable to sustain
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: arousal Man, that sounds like a horrible.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Horrible way to go horrible, Yo, you can't get hard,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: you're getting forced blown, and you're getting slurs thrown at
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you left and right, left and right.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: You're also getting a promotion.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Promotion to dude.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Think one of them was where she was like, well,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: at least you're like tastes like curry.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Yo, that was crazy. Yeah, the curry comment,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: dude on the dick, that was wild.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, you know, that was just that was
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: just bro I think that when she when he did
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: the like look these cannons, Yeah, that's when we should
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: have known. That's came out afterward.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, chicks aren't calling their tits can They definitely.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Haven't heard a single one say that. Never in my life,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: not even fucking porno, Like, look at that guy, can't
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: look at these cannons. Bust all over these cannons.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, squeeze these can That's there's probably some women
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: who saw this going flown around again, flown around, They're
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: like they call them cannons, like idea.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what these are weapons of war?
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is, because it's like it's a web. Yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: it's like dudes would be like, tits guns I love it, bro,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah did shoot guns?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Shoot?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah exactly.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: And then when he she explicitly laid out, if you
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: do not FuG me, you are not getting this promotion.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: That is porn script right here is dude, if you
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: don't fuck me right now, I'm not gonna give you
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: this big corporation promotion at the corporate job.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna fail this class unless you fuck me.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Rents do how are you gonna pay for the pizza?
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: There's always this weird stipulation that makes you fucking these pornos.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there was a you guys were saying, there's
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: some sort of revelation that happened recently with this guy.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, you say, Okay, So it came out that he
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: took a what it's called Before you get to that,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: obviously this came out this nigga made it all up. Yeah,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I made it all fanfic.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: So even these messages where he wrote, he just made
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: he made all that up. Oh you know you know
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: what funnier yeh.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Way, last time I was trying to force the funny through,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like yeah, I had to keep it in because you can't.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I can't tweet like that's hilarious. Yeah, but now I can.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I can.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: So I was just thinking about this nigga just at
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the desk, just typing up this would like, oh, I'm
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: gonna say, she squeezes Cannes. This is good. How do
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: you feel as the fishead wife? Now?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah that he wrote that about her?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is he really married though? Did that come out
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: like confirmed? Oh you think he made up his marriage
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to could be possible. He could literally just saying I
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: have a wife because he lied about his dad died. Way,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I was about.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: It came out that he took bereavement leave and made
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: up that his dad died. His dad came out and
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: said like that interview for this.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't put me in the dirt yet, dad, dude,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: the dad should have pretended to be dead. Yeah, what
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: are you taking interviews for when your son's sucking up
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: this bad You got a steak?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Don't talk.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: This guy hadn't he's distancing him from the family. Now
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: he's like, bitch, you tried to kill me. No, so
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: what was he having an affair with this woman? Was like,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: were they even fucking?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's completely fabricated. So apparently he wanted he
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: it was all employed to try to get more money. Oh,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: they had previously told him, no, you're not getting a
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: raised essentially.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Oh so he didn't even fuck this chick. No, no, yo,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: So she's completely in his sindsided why she's like, what
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: the fuck? She's fifty cent? What the fuck do you say?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Exactly like ninety people in my department, I don't know this.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah dude, okay, because yeah, people were trying to justify
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: how he was fucking her, because that was one of
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: the craziest parts of it, was like he's an underling.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: It's not like he's a good looking dude. Everyone's like
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: he looks like tungue tungue tongue shur like that's what. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: he does look like Tomu Tungue tung so.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, but I just like
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: hearing that name.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Oh you don't know Tungu tung shor he's the Italian
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: brain rock guy who's like made of wood and has
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: the Baseball Battle cartoon.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Never yeah yeah, tung tongue tongue so yeah, dunk dung sore. Dude.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in Italy but different.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got different.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Brain rock man.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: So that's okay, that makes it even crazier.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: So have we heard had any statement from this chick
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: at all?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think Laura's laying low. If
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I was there, I wouldn't like, yeah, why would I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: address you? Gotta let the I guess the companies.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Just that that is because do you get something out
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: of this? Because now you this thing has gone public.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: If she sues him, yeah yeah, I guess she could
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: sue him. Just definitely all this ship or does she
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: wanted to just go away?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, if she popped the only fans, it would be crazy.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: She dropped the only fans. One picture of her just
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: literally one titty pick and it could be with a brawl.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, so we can get so we.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Can get an imagination of what the titties are, Like,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: give me an outline, that's all.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I really should just come out and like spell the mystery.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need an interview.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I know what the people want. Yeah, and you know
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: what I have just in celebration of being cleared of
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: all these allegations. Yeah, here is a gift for the people.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Know what the canon the cannons?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: He made that up, but these aren't.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: No, He's like, the one part of the story that
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: was true is I've got some.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: One nugget of truth.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude's tits that then yeah, we reel it back
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: him writing your fish head wife is fucking nuts, bro, bro, Yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: because if he is married and he does, she's reading
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: that going what the.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Fuck is and knowing that came from your husband's mouth, Like.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she's got pissed the funk off.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: He came home to dinner, she was making fish Yeah, chopping.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I did see something. He was talking to a chatbot
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: about how to go to a lawyer about being sexually
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: assaulted at work. So he was trying to like plan
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: it out, what you're supposed to do, how you go
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: through the conversation and everything.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been scheming this for a while real, Yeah, dude,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: it's like I was trying to do for the company. Uh.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Grock helped me out. Yeah, Grock, is this true? I
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: can really get getting paid by lying about bake cannons
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: on a fucking yeah.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: And I guess he didn't think it would become the
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: biggest story of all time, but it did.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Uh did he not realize? Is JP Morgan?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: It's big?
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And then just with him the salaciousness of being because
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I think every dude, there's a little piece.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Of all of us.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: We read that, We saw that and we're like, I
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: wish it was me. It's like we're all, yeah, well
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: a little bit. We're like, you're working at JP Morgan
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: and your hot boss is forcing blows on you, and you're.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Like, oh no, like, uh yeah, it wouldn't be as
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: crazy if the boss wasn't hot. Like that's a big
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: part of this, Yeah, is that she was very like
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: JP Morgan. He's like an attractive Diana Resin and.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: He looks nuts like he looked objectively strange. So, bro,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you it's like, bro, tum tum tongue. Like, bro, it's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: not like this is a mom and pop shop. There's
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: like four people. Now I get why people do that. Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: it's six people around, six people all day. The one
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: dudd is gonna start looking real good. Yeah, Jamie Morgan
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: is like Multi is a global corporation with many employees.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: She's not choosing to sexually assault Tungus over.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: No, she could suck one of the richest men in
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: the world if she wanted.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: To, or just subordinate that doesn't look like a character
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: like Italian like me. Someone that actually looks like this
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: is to have my.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Like, did you guys see the picture of her standing
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: on the desk?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Was that real? I didn't know who was a I had.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I think it's because I saw that and I was like, because.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: That was that? I was like, that's a power. Yeah.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, tower stands on the desk. When
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: we first put this story in our group chat, and
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I won't get into detail what we just got because
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: we like staying around.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't liak the group chat.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, honestly, this is bad
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and but this is objectively sounds like the hottest ship
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I've ever heard about. Yeah, and then Corey proceeded to say,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I need to go talk to somebody.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: No, I think I don't know, you know, you think
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: he needs help.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I said, just go talk to the lady.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, go talk to what do you mean, go talk
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: to it, like like just communicate with a woman or
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: a therapist.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: No, dude.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: The idea of being like pseudo sexually assaulted, power dynamic,
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: like like soft dawn.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: The word pseudo, yeah, he said, pseudo yeah, meaning fake
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: meaning no actual.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a little bit there's that. The term
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: mommy is thrown around a lot. Now there is like
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: this mommy element to her, like having power. It's the
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: same thing as you're you're getting like fucking your teacher
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: or something like that. Yeah, which did you guys see
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: that one that got thrown around?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god, dude, that was like so what
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: we talked about, I think what we talked about recently. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he was calling her fat and stuff.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: He was yeah, he was like like, that kid's really cool. Yeah,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that's a really mean kid. That that kid, that kid's.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Gonna work at JP Morgan.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: He's a junior right now.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Teachers he's fucking two teachers, yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: The second one. Yeah, off the record, that's tough.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, off the record, off the record, off the record, tough.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know if anyone's ever done that before, Like
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: you fucking two teachers, and one of them you're kind
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: of being like, suck my dick, you're fat, You're a
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: dumb bitch, like you're just like roasting.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Or like crazy, you're getting money from her?
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting money, dude. He literally I think in one
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: of them, she was like, He's like, yo, used to
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: be so fat. And he's like she's like what you like, well,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: like when you were in first year or whatever. She's like, you,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: there wasn't any chance you would have gotten with me
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: when I was bigger. He's like, no, zero, dude, you
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: were gross. Like it's just straight up like and you're like, oh.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Like holy you know, be rated. I'll say it again.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: When he she did the thing like oh this is
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: my fit. Yeah the concert, every comblemy gets you five dollars.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, I guess I'm gonna have to give
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you five compliments because I need gas on I get
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: started this. Nigga said, your boots look nice shirt's fitting
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: pretty well, like your head man wicked like giving this
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: bitch because like he's seventeen hard a thirty three year
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: old yeah, hearty ship on her like yeah, like yo,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: breaking her down.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: This kid's a menace, bro, Like, dude, you can do
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: that at that Like I was like, who where'd you?
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: It's almost like that's like some form of enlightenment, like
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: he's transiting.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: At some point he realized, oh.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Crazy, like there was a pandemic parademic dynamic, but actually
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I have the power.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in control.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I'm what the fucker? Yeah, it gets sucked up and
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: get money, yeah, and get good grades.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: You can't say ship and you can't say ship and
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: then you're gonna go to jail.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: And guess what zero consequence? Yeah, and you know what
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: else happens. People in the podcast are gonna get on
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the pot and talking about me. They called me cool shit.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm the man, and you know what,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: that's the nigga that fluid and cruls in the sun
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: and ascended. Yeah, dude, because he said I'm gonna do
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: a secon Yeah wow.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: He's like maybe I'll go face dude, what does Mars
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: look like he's.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just he's vacationing on that he likes.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Noting that out, just doctor Manhattan, sitting on by himself.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: What do I do now, dude, I don't know.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: But life at seventeen, bro.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Like this is like we were talking about before we
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: went live, about how fucking Clay is like a dork
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: because he's been having that diary. It's because you get
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: so good in one field that you start doing some
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: corny ship because you're like, oh, I'm a genius, I
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: can write, I can do all this stuff. But it's like, no,
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: you're just going to basketball. This kid, I don't know
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: what he does.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Teachers.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So he just kept.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Doing that and that's how you play it. Your skills
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: be like that, young man. He's like, you know what
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I did it with this one? Yeah, I'm not bout
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to go off? Sounds so crazy. No, it's go ahead,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: it's wrong, go ahead, you know understand, you understand wrong? Yeah,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: don't do that. But provided he's a geen.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Pretty cool. It's almost on the line. It's like on
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: the line of where you go. Maybe he's it's his fault.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: I was like, you're almost maybe he entrapped him. Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: you're almost too good at this, dude.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: This is obviously isn't your first time magnetic.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe i'd be like, you need we got to give
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: you community services.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: A highlighter opinion, some transfers out of highway or something.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want a victim blame here, but I'm going.
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: To they're calling a staffing shortage. Brother you ye, holy,
• 52:51
  Speaker 10: you're increasing the class size. Yeah, dude, he needs like
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: you're throwing off the teacher to student ratio. He needs
• 52:57
  Speaker 10: one of those shirts that you put on like an
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: autistic kid. It's like if he lost call this number.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Like if you see him wandering around the school after hours,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: calling up, he's not supposed to be here. He's dangerous.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: In case of missing koochie. God, yeah, shut him. Hopefully
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: you don't have actual trauma from that. Please. Hey man,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: that is crazy. But man, boy, two of them, I
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was the second one. Wow, now you
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: know what you got Now. I'm just I don't want
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: to keep extrappoling on this. But do you think like
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: she was going around telling the other teachers about him
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: or he just said like his reputation, he just he
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: just went out and to think. I mean that's that
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: was up that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: No reference to.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Strictly off merit. Well, I got some question questions for cha,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: oh fire from the discord shout out to the discord
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: out Uh first one says saw him live and Finny
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: saw him live in Philly.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: At Punchline about a year ago. Hilarious stuff. And his
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: podcast Two Goons is insane. I'm curious about how he
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: got into stand up and when he's coming back to Philly. Also,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: what's the wildest thing he's done or seen someone do
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: on his podcast?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Wildest thing on the podcast?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Ah? Fuck?
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: What's the wildest thing on the podcast? I mean Nicole
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Dough who pulled their pussy out. There's a few chicks
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: who've pulled their tits out. I'm trying to think of
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: like the wildest, wildest, wildest one.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: That's pretty wild. We haven't been zero. Yeah, Penis isn't here. Okay,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: then yeah, we had some talking about I'm not even exposed.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: I'm about to say there's never been no exposed pen Yeah,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: we're doing it. We did have an we had a
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: porn We have some only fans in here.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but we didn't see it. We didn't see anything.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, but also I wouldn't eve feel all right,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: that's like our friends like we were little, we all
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: follow on Twitter. It's not the same. That's like my homie,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: like we grew up. I would have took a look.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Even then, every time I'm scrolling, I watched, I've seen it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, it's just like that. Still don't
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: like every time it comes up on the time, like
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I watch it just so she get a view for
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the engagement. Sure, And that's that's what I'm saying. It's
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: like that. It's like geneross. It's it's not like, no,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think going to it now, No,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I've never depends on the quality. Is not like that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Who is it? She's on Ricky Rooms now, she's she's
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: one you've been money to me.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: I couldn't think of her money money, I think, can
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: you show me right?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: That sounds stupid. She was a very nice orgy with
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Ricky's room.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yes. When you start get when
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: you get on the Brawsers contract and everything, you're like, oh,
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: you're making.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: It, she's making it an taking it. Yeah, that's the home.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: She's been on the po Okay, I know I haven't
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: seen her yet.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: All Right, I'll keep an eye open.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's disgusting. She's just won't I won't take nothing
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: from it. She is next, she's a chance.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Some people can really do it, man, People really got
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: the gift.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: That's one thing you I've really learned through this is
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: there's like different genres of porn stars. There's like the
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: journeyman who's like, this is my career. You know, I
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: work at like a nine to five. I show up,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I'm on set, I got my stuff done. I make
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: good money, and I like what I do. There is
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: the like the hustler who's almost like it's almost like
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: a drug dealer. They're like, I'm making this much content.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I'm doing this like I know how much value this
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: is and they're like, how do I ten X my pussy?
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: It's like how And then my favorite favorite version of
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: it is just the like there it's in their soul.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: They all got they all got it in their soul,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: but there's different levels of it, Like some got in
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: their soul, but they're like, oh yeah, but the money
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: comes first. There was we interviewed Jesse Ray, and she
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: talked about how her and her husband for long distance
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: your computer, She'll be Jesse Ray's pussy right now.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Crazy style.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: On it, she her and her husband were sharing nudes
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: back and forth and then posting their sex tapes on
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: this platform.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Oh duds, I like the big you showed. I thought
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: you showed like her.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Maybe she's got a cook I mean.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: But uh. They were posting their sex tapes on fet life,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: which is like a Facebook for just like all sorts
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: of fetis ship and people on there were like, you
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: guys should start an only fans And her thought was,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: I don't want to charge you guys for this.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's either that.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: When I encountered the they all got a little bit
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: of that, but some more than others. And when it's
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: really in there, like Angela White, like through and through,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: they're like, yeah, there's something different, there's a there's something
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: in their eyes. They look through you in a different way.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Those are my favorite interviews.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, got Angela White, but Jason Love one of the
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: most hilarious. Yeah dude's.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, how I think we kind of got over
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: how I got into comedy when I was back in
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Philly probably soon. Actually, I haven't been in Philly in
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: a while, so I can definitely do a lap of
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Philly again. But yeah, I think craziest thing people pulling
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: their pussies out is probably the wildest thing prompted. It
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: was kind of prompted. Uh. There was There was a
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: bunch of us and it was Nicole Dough. She's sitting
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: on the couch, her legs acrossed, and JJ made a
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: comment about baseball player who he knew from years ago.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: They're all out.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: JJ did, like semi pro baseball and this guy with
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: some big baseball player. He looked at this chicken went
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: like this, and she like showed a pussy, and then
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Nicole went like this and just shows like bald, lazered,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: like glorious pussy, like glistening.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, we're just like, oh my god, ah bro.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: But I think we might start turning up the gas
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: a little bit. I never want to do anything that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: is faked, like stage like that. All those things have
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: happened organically, and I want to keep it that way. Yeah,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: but we might try to do some more crazy stuff
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: that as it comes along, or have concepts that are
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: like crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Next question from the discord, they said, what are you
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: inspired by Urban Dictionary? Speaking as someone who remembers some
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: of the first content you were putting out, So.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: The inspiration, So I used to just like have like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: a plethora of words for like dick, pussy, asshole, all
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: those things, because you would get dinged in all the
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: algorithms if you said like cock, So instead of saying cock,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: I would say like fucking bicker, would exactly exactly, meat, cannon,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: fucking splooge, pistol, like whatever. Like I could just starts
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: throwing them out there, and I just start I would.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: It started to be a game for me where I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: would think of it in like sections. I'd be like, okay,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: so I'm thinking of a word for pussy. Okay, what
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: is a pussy? It's like can you can go inside it?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: It's a container you can make, It can make babies.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: You you can come in it. It can give birth.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: It has lips. Uh, So I'd be like a smooch
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: cavern or like okay, what yeah, what can you the
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: lip lane?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what can you go inside an asshole? It puckers,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: it's tight ship comes out of it. It farts, it's stinks,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: stink grip a fucking a mud tunnel, uh, turd sleeve
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: like whatever. Like you just you start to it's like
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: what can I slot into these things? And I would
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: just dug out, dugout, Yeah, dug out. It became like
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: a mad lib where I knew what the like, give
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: me another word for tupperware. It's like a fucking sharp jar,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: like yeah, it's so. Then I could just start firing
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: him out because I was making so much content. Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: and so I kind of like egg an egg carton.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: The one that people I think liked the most, and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: when I think about it, was like I should have
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: kept using it was Southern Stacy for pussy. They liked
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Southern Stacy a lot people Stacy. I think it was
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: a little classier it was. It was still kind of funny.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: It painted a picture you kind of see like a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: like a a farm girl on a sun dress. When
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: you hear Southern Stacy, you can see it's like spring,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: it's nice out. You can you smell fresh wheat when
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: you hear Southern Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: she's blonde. You know, there's like a they won't they scenario?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe even known her for Yeah, yeah, you head over
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: to that farm like twice a week to like go
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: buy eggs and you drop off a little bit of milk,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: and you have this like growing sexual attention with this
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: girl you've known for ten years. She has a southern Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: but you know you kind of shouldn't bang her, but
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: you really want to. Yeah, you don't want to exactly
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: and your but you also were nervous. Maybe you're a virgin.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: You don't know if she is. That's what Southern Stacey
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: brings to mind. It's Sidney Sweenydney Sweeny sweeny vibes. Yeah,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: where my personal favorite was pissmit, pissmit. That's like a
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: fucking old catcher's mitt you fucking yeah, ude, just wear
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: it out, dude, a piss wear. Yeah, she's got a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: leather jacket on a bar that smells like piss, and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: she's she's smoking in the bar and she's not supposed
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: to smoke in there, and she's kind of looking at
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: you across the bar and she buys you a drink.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: That's a chick with a piss Like they all like
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: you come here off. Yeah, exactly. When you kiss her.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: She tastes like cigarettes. She tastes like cigarettes so hard, dude.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Her apartments kind of fuck. She's got like and you're
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: not her. Yeah, when you wake up, she like maybe
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: cooks you, like a couple of greasy eggs or something.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: She putsary.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: The screaming yeah dude, yeah, and you nutting her and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: you're like, fuck fucked dude. Yeah, You're like no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: no no, And she's like whatever, I'm barren.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: She's whatever, my eggs don't work.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got an ashray on the side of her bed,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: like you coming her, and she's laying there like her
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: legs up and she lights up a cigtt.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Away drip out on. Yeah, just letendre.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: And she she kind of talks you out the side
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: of her mouth and she's like, you can sleep here
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: if you want.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: I don't give a short Yeah, And she just rolls
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: over the put.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Some pizza on the floor. YEA, turn on the turn
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: on the tube.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a check with the pist man. That is.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I see it. I don't want to see it,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: but I see it.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see that.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, taste. I'm in the room. I'm in the room.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: So yeah, each one of those you ephisms, euphemisms, they
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: all painted a picture. Yeah, yeah, ye smelly picture. That
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: smelly picture. Yeah you can smell and tasting. You're doing
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: a good job.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Scratching sniff posts. Yes, good stuff.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right to some normal questions. I guess let's
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: see what we got that's crazy, all right, in the
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: spirit of what we're doing today. This is from I
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: think almost from Christmas, so it's been a little while.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: So it says, for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: a year, every Christmas, you have to either watch a
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: video of your parents having sex, eat your own ship,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: or tonguekiss a man.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Which do you choose? Michael, come here. I think I'd
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: rather kiss a man. Yeah, I think i'd every every year,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: you know, it would be very my parents, my parents
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: are no longer together. Well what are you getting at?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Are you reminiscing?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: No, it would just be like are they doing this
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: for me? Like what's going on here? How is happening?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Fresh video?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Every year?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know, the same video over and over.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: So it's like videos of me being made. I don't
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: see that. I do not want. I don't I don't
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: need to see it, but I'm thinking, like, I hope,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Rather if you were going to pick that one, I
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: would rather it would be like at least one where
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: there because you don't want to see your parents progressively
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: get older and then like you're watching them fuck and
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: then they're kind of getting shittier fucking because they're getting older.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: You're like also seeing their mortality. You're like seeing your
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: parents slowly die as.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: They last year, I had way more energy. That's really
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: not He's not in it anything. Where was you going
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: on for there? Last time? Man?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: What happens when one of them dies? Does your parents
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: send you solos?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: After that? Until the last dies?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: You have to watch just your dad jerking off your mom?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's fun.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: I'd rather, I guess it's the least. Yeah, there's no
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: just me homophobia that will make me eat my own ship,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: watch my parents fuck?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: No way, dude, my own ship definitely not own. That
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: was that was never an option. Yeah yeah it was
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: really Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Wait, so you guys would rather? That's okay? A better question?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Would you rather watch your parents fuck on video? Once
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: your ever you eat your own ship, you'd rather watch.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: It's like now exactly, we've done part of the bracket.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Now we're in the final like this was then?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, answer question question? Why are we taking away? Question?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you eating your own ship?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not eating I think I'd rather eat own ship.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not eating my own ship rather eat my own
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Do I get to.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Pick what I eat before I shipped before? I think
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: it makes a difference. It makes a huge difference because
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: do I get to like skimp out and have a
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: tiny meal so I take rabbit, take a dainty.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Ship, Rabbit, What if you have to have corn every meal?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Corn every meal?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I almost think that makes it better. Yeah, because
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: it's closer to food.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: But then it's I mean gut and it's still whole
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: engulfed in the ship. Yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: But but you're we're talking about one hundred percent ship
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: or like you Yeah, exactly, brother, At this point, I'm
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: taking any percentage of food I can get into that ship.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, anything to cut into the DODO is like yeah.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm thinking purity and size, bro, Like, are
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: you forced to binge eat before you ship?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta have to pull it loose? Do you have
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: to drink it. Okay, also have like a situation question.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I got so many more questions about utensils is a
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: big one. Yeah, because like if you have to eat
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: with your hands, you gotta lick your fingers.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, that one.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 12: Having too much fun with I'm so sorry, having way
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 12: too much fun. So okay, can I use seasonings?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, salt and pepper.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I could. If I can put some soa or dobo
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: on the ship, it's still gonna be shipped, so obey,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: obey some ship hot honey on the ship.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: That makes it way big difference.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Sweet Chili Polynesian.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Does anyone know I'm watching the video of my parents fucking?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: And how long is that?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think they know that's that's not in the contract.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah is this If it's like a seven minute video
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: of my parents fucking, I think I can disassociate along.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: But it was like a forty five minute like preamble.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: No part of me wants to see my mom like that.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I just got to convince myself it's a I and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: some sickle made. This would convince myself. The ship is AI.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying your it's your parents.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Is your mom and your dad like is it scripted?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Like heard it? I don't want to see it.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: I already heard it. Like it's your mom and your
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: dad on fake taxi. You're only watching their best videos,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: their best videos, their best ship, the best.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Due.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, sorry, yeah, yeah, let's move on.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Let's we can move on the next question. I don't apologize, says.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: It may sound crazy, but randomly crossed my mind. I've
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: heard fat people say they eat a lot because of
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: how the food tastes, which makes me wonder if you
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: could just have the flavor of whatever food you have
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: a taste for, would you still eat the food or
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: would the taste be satisfying enough?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Wow mm hmm wow. I think if you if you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: don't get the galleries of the you're not eating the food.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: You're still gonna be hungry tasting it. Yeah, but you
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: could also taste it and then just eat baked chicken
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: and broccoli also healthier eating is like but it's it's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: more than like the flavors, the texture and smell, smell
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: break it downright, bit back. I knew I shouldn't have
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: smoked on this. I should have just shut the fuck
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: up and let the smaller people go because like Nigga
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: watched The Big Nigga wax poetically.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah, dude, Clay Diary, Clay, when you look at it,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 11: actually in a cosmic sense, it's life.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: This is yeah, this is one piece of many pieces,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: certain enough, but certain things.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: There was a study like, if you have a specific craving,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: like maybe it's like a pizza of fried foods, in
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: order to like meet that meat, to be satisfied, you
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: only need three bites. Oh really, that's bullshit. I mean
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I told like about that. No, no, no, there's a
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: lot of studies out there, like you can find them. No,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: it's the same thing.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Like I said, like the first bite, this tastes the
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: same as the last bite, So why are you eating
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: the whole thing?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Because actually that's exactly I'm still that's that's exactly what
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: because after that third bite, I held that there's more
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: bites that can be taken.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, it's like the dude, the never ending pleasure.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: That's like, oh, the first stroke is as good as
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: the last. You know, it's not you're lying. That last
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: stroke feels amazing, ye, way better than the first. Staying there,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I love your son o God, Yes forever. My dad
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: was a wild boy. He is and I love you.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, next question, just going through, Yeah, we
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: skipped a lot of these.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going back. It says, what do you envision your
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: house in heaven would look like my house in heaven?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: In heaven, I've never even just say your dream just dream.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying, don't think I'm going there? Wow? Wow?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: What they wow? And again I'm not Jehovah's witness, so
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: stop grouping in with him. I'm not baptized. There's only
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: a certain amount of spots anyway. Mm hmm.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: There's a four hundred forty four one hundred four I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: added three hundred, sorry, three nine.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Hundred, three hundred.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jehovah, they have a limited number of spots of
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: people that get.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: In for Jadahovah's witnesses, and they but everyone else is
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: just hell hell bent.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: But they never know. But how do they know?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: They're not all filled?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: You don't, that's part of you don't.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: So what if you're good enough to get in but
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: the spots are filled? Can you knock someone out?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: That's that's always my because it's like at one point,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: at what point does does Does he know who's going
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: to be in there?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I wonder if you could have a spot like
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: this person died within some great person as long as
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: like sorry Ralph, yo, my hotman, Gandhi. Yeah well no not. Yeah,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: let's say who's an objective so there's no objectively good
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: people because yeah later on, Yeah, but Betty White, Betty White,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: we gotta go down.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: There has to be someone who's the worst guy in heaven,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah, you're getting cut.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's not like a terrible guy. He's just really annoying.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: But he's like a really pure heart, but he's just
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: annoying and ship, Yeah, he's really nice, but he just
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: has the voice of Gilbert God for bad vibes.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, like it's God, there's a vibe element. Dang, oh
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: my god, Gabriel, I mean that was that was Satan, right.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: He was like just bad vibes.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: He was an angel. He was just like get the out.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: He was like trying to fuck up the party.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: And I'm bigger than the program's feel like, who the
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: fuck is this guy? Guy?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: And everyone else it's like, bro, you can just chill.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's more than us than him. He's just
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: throwing the clean cups in the trash. Please someone say something,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: yeah to get him out? Yeah, I don't know. I would.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: There's just a big ass fucking TV and entertainment system
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: and like a good computer. I just that's the one
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: thing whenever I live, good investment in TV, like PlayStation,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: I like my my like gaming center.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I think I would piggyback and do something
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: like that. But it can produce or play any media
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: that I'm thinking of at the time, think of, like
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: if I want to, like I want to play the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: sequel to Paper Mario seven, Like yeah, they just made
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: a paper Marios and now I'm playing it, or like yeah,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: like whatever video I'm thinking it just pops up. M hmm.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: There it is simple enough. I like it all right.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Next question says, love, what y'all doing? If you ever
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: stopped podcasting? I might never wash a dish again. Anyways,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: what's a good song that tells a story. I'm hooked
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: on a girl? Well, I'm hooked on girl in the
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Life magazine by Boys to Men.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: A good song that tells a story, A good song
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: that tells a story, I mean off rip, I like
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: this song is Mira Fan Saine. It's called Kim with
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: a and he wraps the story in reverse from the
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: point where someone gets shot to where there's still a lot.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: And it's a short song too, but the whole song
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: he's singing, he's rapping it in reverse and he's live
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: in the beginning and he dies again. I think there's
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: two good ones. It's a classic, the slick Ricked Children's
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Story obviously, yeah, a good one. And I think another
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: one is Biggiees, I got a story to tell. Oh
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: and obviously Kendrick Lamar not like that sing about me.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry sing about me? When I think about story,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: I thing about Kendrick sing about me sing about me
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: is probably one of the better. That's probably like what
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: there's someone on that same album where it's like him,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: like I forget the name of it, where you talking
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: about how he's going robbing somebody not rob like I
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: think it is that I get the name of it.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, fair enough. Worst one
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: is probably you saw my blinker bitch? What you saying?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: The worst story song? What's that? But who's that? Vine
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Will Smith? Okay? You that my blinker bitch? You stole
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: my blanket. No, you saw my blink. It's a song
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: about him, notbody, not lette. It's a song about him
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: getting to a car accident with an old woman. Wow,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: and that sounds very real. She was fine, he meant,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: but you know, went the chords. She got a whole
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: neck brace on and all that ship and he was like,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: you saw my blanker, bitch, you know. Yeah, I'm going
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: to do that to you. Will Smith. I'm hamming it up.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: I can't be mad at Yeah. You're trying to get
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: the money.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to. You gotta bring me off this
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: five mil man, that's like five mil. That's like breaking
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: off one eighteenth of what you made for I robot
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: nigga give it up. I robot to coming out, No real,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: I am legend. Jordan's yeah, oh yeah, they candom He's
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: ruin it.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's like, damn Jordan. We'll see that.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: We'll see he's.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Going to he because you're gonna have the acting of
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Will Smith and then Michael Joran's gonna be down here.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: It's not sucking up. It is going to suck it up.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: It's literally like running a two on two tournament with
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: like you got you got Kobe Bryant and Peyton Pritchard.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not great Schmich Parker Kobe about say,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: he's actually both Kobe would love go live. You think
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: he's pretty okay, but i mean, who's it going up?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: And he's good. He's good for the Celtics system, just
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: like Michael Jordan is good for the Cougar. You put
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: that nigga on the Laker, It's it's not looking great.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying the man just wanted to Oscar. That's
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: why I'm not as it's I am legend. It's not
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: anything too crazy. I'm saying, cooler system strikes again. But
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: and he did really good in that movie. Yeah, That's
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: why I'm giving a lot more grace now. Is like,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: you know what, he was outstanding in that movie, Like
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: he truly was. So it's like maybe not from the
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: acting itself, like acting was really good people, That's what
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's what I'm like. It's the two the
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: two rolls and their distinct roles, Like you literally tell
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: the difference between two roles. It's not like Michael B. Jordan,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Michael B. Jordan's b Michael c. Jordan's it's the two
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: different people. Those are two different guys I could tell.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: And obviously when you see like his like roll behind
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: the camera as well extended roll behind it. So I'm
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: giving him more credit for that still on the still
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: on the waiver wire.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: But I like, I think Sinners shouldn't have shouldn't have
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: had any vampires in it. I think my favorite part
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: of that movie was them like we're getting the gang together.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: That was the best part of the movie.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, once the vampires got in, I was kind of like,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not into it as much. Like if it was
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: just about them trying to start up like this exclusive
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: club and then dealing with like racism and gangs coming
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: up from Chicago, I'm like, that's a fuck that to me,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: that's like a way better movie.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: That sounds like House Party reconstruction.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, but like the scene where he gives the guy
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: the beer, that scene is so fucking good. Dude, He's
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: describing it and breaking it down and he tastes it
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: and the guy's like relapsing and so he can get
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: him to come play. It's like and how they how
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: they had to like work each one of these people
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: to get them to come play at the fucking place.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: But once it started to get more supernatural, I was like, oh,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: you're kind of losing me. Now I knew vampires were
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: in it, but I was like, I don't really, And
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: then I was also logic looping the vampires, like the
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: one dude was like running away, but it's dusk, but
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: he's been running, So how is he running during the day,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Like I'm like, this doesn't make sense. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: like I didn't even be out yet. He should like
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: like he shouldn't be like fucking out of the house,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: like yeah, and they were in the middle of nowhere,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: they were exactly, so he's around forever. He's been running
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: since the sun was up. Yeah, so that yeah.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But do you feel like if they did that,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: maybe like white people wouldn't go see it because I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: don't know, it's another movie about racism.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know, you're right, they might not.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Overtly.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah know that they had to.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: But even with the early teasers, like like I didn't
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: know what was going on in the movie, Like I
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was a vampire movie until wow.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I knew nothing of the movie,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: but I know that Ryan. I believe Ryan the interview
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: where he said he wanted to make them movie. So
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: it's like, if you wanted a vampire movie, you got
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: the vampire movie. Was happy with the vampire movie.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you understood all the layers within the
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: vampire movie, made that movie even if you get on
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: the service level and yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So it's like,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: got it for all people.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: So like you want a vampire movie, yeah, because it
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: was just a vampire it is a good vampire movie.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Like, and then you got the other stuff that you
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: can appreciate a man, give him a little grace. But
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm on you.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question? All right, this one was not it's
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: not too too long. It's an am I the asshole question?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: It says, am I the asshole for telling my friend
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: she's in the same league as men.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: She calls ugly my friend.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: No, you're not, you're not.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: You know. We gotta read it. Let me let me
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: read it. Oh yeah, y'all got dog walkern Sorry, put
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: it fot in it. About forty that's crazy.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: Listen, So you said my friend's nineteen downloaded dating apps
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: like Tender and Hinge for the first time.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: About a week ago for reference.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: She's the type that always says she wants a boyfriend,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: wants to do a couple of things, feels lonely, blah
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: blah blah. She's also am I own at least very
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: normal in average looks wise, not ugly, not super hot,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: just alright. Since then, she's been complaining to me that
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: almost all the men there are ugly, short, et cetera,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: and that she doesn't match with anybody hot. I asked
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: to see which people she was calling ugly, and so
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: she showed me her likes, and it mostly showed people
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: perfectly in her league, as in moderately attractive guys. I
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: told her that these guys were all in her league
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: and she should give some of them a chance, since
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: she's always complains about wanting to be in a relationship.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: She denied that she's in the same league as them,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: and said that she's more much more attractive than them.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I pointed out that, in her own words words, she
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: doesn't match with any of the guys she finds attractive,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: so she's not in their league.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: She said, I was an asshole, am I?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: No, No, you're not an asshole like some people need.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: She's young, so of course, like you tell it to
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: a nineteen year old girl, she's not stable in her
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: like self confidence and stuff, and I don't think she's
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: probably honestly, Like, that's probably when you just want to
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: leave alone, Like I wouldn't. I would just be like whatever,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: you'll figure this out on your own, or you won't
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: and then you'll be lost. Like the thing about being
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: hot is you can climb to hotness, right, you can
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: look Max. You don't have to hit yourself in the
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: face with the hammer.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: But she can get in shape, she can fucking yeah,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I don't have to take infatine.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to inject your balls with whatever
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: he's injecting his balls with. You don't have to be
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: friends with Peter Teal like, that's not all part of
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: the program. But she can climb out of that, and
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: so maybe this will motivate her to likely no, but
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: hopefully this is the first step of reality checks for
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: her for her to get to where she needs to
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: go if she wants that, if she wants to be
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: amongst hotter people.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she's gonna have to do like she's
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: gonna have to just work through that on her own. Yeah,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: because like the thing with delusion is, it ain't going
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: nowhere until that person does the work themselves, figures it out.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: She told her the truth, and delusion less you're calling
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: you an asshole.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: So keep telling her these people are in your league,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: because that's the issue.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Always like, oh my bitch is bad. You know that's
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: not true. You know it's not true. Okay, the cheerleader
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: effect is real that women like to do it. You
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: won't admit it, but you like to do it when
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: so you have one woman that is the center of
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: the center, focus of the group that makes everybody else
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: look better. That's not even the cheerleader. Just girls that
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: don't hang out with less attractive women on purpose. That's
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: kind of what's necessarily, That's what I'm saying. I get
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: what you're saying, but I don't know if he should
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: say something like it might be like a humbling experience.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Some people need humbling, some people to learn the men
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: on the horny to do that. You don't have to
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: be that guy.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Well, but but like the friend, but sometimes you need
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: to hear it. A lot of sounds like she's not
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: getting it because she's she's trying to figure out why
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: how come the hot people want the problem. She can't
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: hear it from you, She's got to hear it from
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: one of them. And that's my point. You don't that's
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: what it hits. One of.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: You are five, one that accidentally swipes yes on her,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: and then it's like that was an accident.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Never mind, do some reevaluating, because I feel like you
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: don't have to say anything, like life is going to
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: tell you that right should.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: But some people stay delusional. Some people don't leave the delusion.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Like I think she like, yeah, like you said, one
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: of these guys, one of these guys will probably check her,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: probably the biggest checker. She's going to sleep with one
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: of these guys. She's gonna fuck up and be like
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: I'm up. And then that's when you come crashing down,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: when he's like, oh no, no, you don't get to
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: stay here. It was give me back your guest pass
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: ye like it.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Was winning a game seven and then getting it was
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: the kid that was the two teachers. It's gonna be yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: It was three am and I was horny. He was there.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry exactly that you think that's the crack. He's
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 8: never he's for u fierce, a fierce, humbling fierce. He
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 8: gets that meat tunnel and then he says, all right.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: We're done, We're done. Good beat tunnel.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, next question maybe last question, we'll see. Okay, Okay,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: it's not okay.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Question is how long would you want to survive in
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: a zombie apocalypse? Zero minutes, zero secsion. Really, it depends
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: on the zombies. Zombies. I'm just running zombies, not I'm
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: going out. I'm laying down, you got it, laying down,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going out fighting. I'm gonna I'm gonna survive as
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: long as I can until I feel like this is pointless.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: That was not already it was not. This was like
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: the zombies run. That's not how my brain works. I won't.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see it as pointless until I decided
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: as it's pointless. If it's walking Dad, zombies were just walking,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: I'm good lasting. I'm lasting forever because in Walking Dad,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: the zombies weren't the issue with the people. People was
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: the issue.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: See, that's the part I'm more concerned with, because that's
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: always the thing that comes up in every zombie thing.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: It's like, uh, like the last of us, have you
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: guys played the Last of Us or watch the Last Yes, Yeah,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: amazing game.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Amazing and like the second one. I like the second
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: one a lot. I thought they were both very good.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: I thought the seconde was long, too long for me, Yeah,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: but I thought it was I thought they're both incredible.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: But when you in the first one, when you encountered
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: that like tribe of cannibals, and then one of them
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: is like a huge I don't know, don't want to
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: get demonetized, but yeah, big old Epstein, Yeah, big old
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: Epstein there. And so that's more what I'm concerned about
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: of running into in the apocalypse. But there is this
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: fantasy of like trying to fight to stay alive where
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: you like rebuild humanity to a certain extent. Yeah, that's
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: like the community they have in the second game, like
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 3: rebuilding that and being part of that like that, thinking
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: about think about being alive. You're free from the stock market,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: you're free from the economy. It's we're back to like
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: trading and gooding and resources and your word is your
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: bond and like human to human connection like that. There's
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: something very beautiful about that.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: That's that's what I was.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 13: There's no calcy No, they're all guys done. Yeah, they
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 13: were the first to go, yeah, please get them now,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 13: why because everything like that's that's that's just people are degenerated.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 13: I'm just going to bet on anything.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: I saw something today about I was either about Calcier
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: Polymarket that it was something crazy that like sixty percent
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: of the winnings are by like only two thousand of
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: the accounts, which just like zero point zero zero one percent,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: So like a very small percentage of people are winning
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: huge on flat right at which means they most likely
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: are getting insider information on what all the trades are.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: Similar to sports betting a little bit, yeah, and.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: The stock market everything, like all these things are rigged
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: to a certain extent. There was that guy who gamed
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: it was I think it was Calshi with the thermometer, Yeah,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: the thermometer on the they were betting on, like the weather,
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: what the temperature is going to be, And he found
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: where they record it and he went up with a
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: hair dryer and like put a hair dryer on it,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: spike over a certain point and then made like, I
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: don't know, twenty thousand dollars or something.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Did you also see the guy who bet his like
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: tuition on Trump saying fake news. No, so he bet
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: it was like he won, he showed he won like
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: eighty seven thousand dollars and he was like, uh, Trump
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: had a State of the Union call and like Trump
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: had to say fake news. I'm waiting for say that.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, well, yeah, the fake news. He's like, so
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: he paid off his student loans and then graduated. That's
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: shout out to him. Wow, maybe it can't be used.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: What I mean, what what did he put in in
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: to get out? Because that seems like a very easy bet.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: It's easy for him to say fake news. But it's
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: also only two odds either he says it or he doesn't.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: And you're betting a lot, you're gonna win eighty seven k.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: You're probably putting up at least forty at least.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: And I love that that's the state of America right now,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: where like, yeah, we're gambling to payoffs with the pay
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: off our school debt. Like it's fucking dude. See, this
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: is why staying alive in the zombie apocalypse is like,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: because it's like, this is our reality, this dystopian surveillance
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: state gambling so you can fucking get a degree that
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: you can't use because a I took your job, or
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: I'm just a fucking farmer. I'm just farming, and I
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: just fucking I like fucking made some bread, and I
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: go over to my neighbor's house and are you guys
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: still safe? And you check in on each other, and
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: you fucking set up some zombie traps, dude. And then
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: a guy who you know, he's like, hey, look what
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: I found. He has like a porn omeg. And you're like,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: no fucking way, I remember. And you're like how much?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: And he's like, he's like, I need it. I need
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: fucking twenty oxies. You're like, twenty oxies. Those are fucking
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: He's like, that's how much they cost.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: That's how the ye the costs.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: There's a midget on page four and you're like a
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: fuck and you gotta go like fucking raid a building,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: raid the medical facility to fucking try and find some scripts.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: It's riddled with zombies, dude.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: This is how bad I want to jerk off.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just killing a zombiefore yeah, playboy.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: So yeah, to answer that question, a long time I
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: want to go. I want to go long enough that
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: we rebuild. I think it would be beautiful. I think
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: the new humanity would be nice.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, I see the vision. Yeah, I definitely see the vision.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: A question. We've all played the Last of Us.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: I played the first one. I didn't finish it, so
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: didn't finish it. I'm a sports game guy, so I
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: only played a little bit of it.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: Do you think that Joel's the villain? Do you have
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: sympathy for Joel?
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: No? No, me neither. You killed people like you did?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: All right, so he killed people, you know, he killed
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: people he didn't have to take carefully spoiled the lot. Basically,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: in the first Last of Us about it, he tells
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: him taking the little girl because she's immune, taking him
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: to the fireflies at this research facility and out West
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: oh Okay to like get a cure. Now he find
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: when they get there, he finds out that the cure
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: is in her brain, right, Like, they gotta get her
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: brain material and to get but they they can get
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: a cure. But in the process, obviously she'll die because
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: they gotta get her go to her brain. Take a
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: little bit. I mean, you gotta get in there. She's cooked,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, and it's like I'm getting twelve. She's like
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: thirteen fourteen. Yeah, So he's like, no, I don't want
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: to do that, and they're like, bro, it's humanity, Like
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: it's saving sorry, it's saving humanity. Dog like she's good,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: and he's like, no, fuck that. And then instead of
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: like trying to skin he just massacres everybody, like all
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: the doctors, all the guards, like like literal just regular
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: nurses that are just there, like not posing a threat
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: at all. He shoots the one doctor that could perform
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: the surgery that could save humanity, like, nigga, you could
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: have waited, Like what's the difference between us and you
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: right now? Like what's the difference? But it's like you
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: literally not only did you fuck humanity by like not
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: having a cure, but you really fucked humanity by killing
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: the one person that could make surgery secure. You could
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: have waited, another immune bitch probably coulda came along, but
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: you just really doomed us all like that knowledge is
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: never gonna happen again. And then like obviously innocent doctors
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: and nurses, and then obviously one of the dudes. The
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: lady the girl that ends up killing him is revenge,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: is like the daughter of the doctor, and so they
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: end up killing him in very brutal fashion, Like very brutal.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: But was it more brutal they killed him in the
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: first one? The secone begins with them like pretty much
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: they come and find them in that little community and
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: they fucking they work them, you kill them? Was it more?
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Was it more brutal in the game than the TV show?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't see that. I didn't watch the show.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: I'll just off I can't remember the show like that.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: But that game was brutal. It was brutal. He sounds
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: like he deserved it.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: A lot, absolutely, A lot of people hate the chick
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: who killed Joel because you play Joel in the first game,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: build Joel. Give sympathy for Joel because the game starts
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 3: with when the outbreak happens and Joel's daughter gets shot
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: and killed. So then it's him like learning to love
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: again in this process of letting this girl in and
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: gets a bond with her, and the first game ends
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: with her like waking up because they had her under
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: anesthesia and she's in the back of the car and
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: she's like what happened. He's like, oh, they said they
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: couldn't do it, you know. It's uh, I'm sorry. But
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: it was just like a waste and she's like, oh.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: And then they're trekking through the woods and she looks
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: at him and she goes, did you lie to me?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: He goes, Nope. That's how season one ends, yep, that's
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: how the game, and then the next season is finding
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: out that you live. They don't speak for a while,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: and then right when they start to ricas out gets killed,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: gets killed if she comes.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: And then it's about revenge, about sucking Ellie going to
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: kill Abby for killing Joel. But and everyone hates Abby
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: because she killed Joel. But I'm like, it was, yeah,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: she killed her dad, Like it's just he he had
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: it coming.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never hated as you.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Know, he killed her dad and many other people, Yeah,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: many other.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: People, like mad people, the whole hospital.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: And then we talk about because it goes from the
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: part where her daughter died and it's a big timescape
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: to the present day they talked about and the like
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: they allude to during the times they like, he's like
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: running with like bandits and raiders and shit, yea doing
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: all types of unspeakable horrible ship unsavory stuff. Yeah, there's
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: that too. So yeah, when because when they find out
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: like who could have did Yoe have enemies? Like, yeah,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: he got mad in it over mad people for years
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: and it could be a myriad of people that wanted
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: to kill his niggas. I don't feel Yeah, very good,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: very good. Great game definitely explains how like revenge could
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: go too far. She really lost everything. Yeah, she had
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: a nice little lesbian family and adopted son, and she
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: ruined it all. She was like, it's like and it's
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: so crazy because at the end, it's like it seemed
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: you at the end of the second game. In the
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: second game, you find the girl that y'all have a conflict.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: She kind of beats the ship out of you and
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: like hey, and she goes, listen, I'm sparing you, but
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: if I ever see you again, I'm going to fucking
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: kill you. And you know, she learns to let it
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: go for a while. She goes off, she gets a
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: little farm, she got a little lesbian love, and she
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: got a little son. And then somehow her uncle comes
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: back and say I found her again, and the daughter
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: and his wife. This girl, her girl is like, listen, bro,
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: if you go again, you literally lost the finger over this.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: You almost die if you leave out there again. We're gone.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna be here when you get back. She
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: goes over there, she you know, ends up killing girl.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: She does get that.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't care.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: Lets her go, lets her go at the last like
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: she has her drowning, lets her go, comes back, empty house.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: That's that's when the game ends. I mean, she told
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: she says she can't play the guitar, which is so sad,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: like the guitar because she's missing a finger. Yeah, I
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: forgot about which is that's something she could can't She
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: can't play it the same missing a digit. Yeah, you
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: just got a digit? Yeah, man, great, great, great great.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: And that's how the second one is. That's how the
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: second one, and that's I don't know.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think there might be they've kind of eluded
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: because they leave it a little bit open at the end.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know where they would go with a third
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: maybe a prequel. I no, I don't think. You might
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: say you're ready to win early, cover them Raider years.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: That might be cool, you could do the Raider Years.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: I think he maybe follow Abby going to Santa Barbara.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: There was rumors that they were going to potentially do
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: something where there's like this community of immune people that
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: are all living together and you're like, what's going on
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: with that?
• 1:41:02
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• 1:41:08
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