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A Cloudy Day In Florida! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.27.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. In your heart, you know where you are
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  going. And now for something completely different.
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  Happy Hot Topic! Alright, let's talk about it.
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  Frickin' Jeffrey Knight, this douchebag and his
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  stupid lawyer. We do begin here first up tonight
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  as the hearing wrapped up late this afternoon.
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  Good evening, welcome to Tampa Bay 28 News at
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  5. I'm Paul Legron. And I'm... I'm surprised
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  the local news even talked about it. Everybody
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  simps for three things in this area. Mike Caldiff,
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  Scientology, and Jeffrey Knight. Lauren St. Germain,
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  thanks for joining us. Jeffrey Knight faces multiple
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  charges for leading the scene of a boating crash
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  after last year's crash. Why'd you leave the
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  scene you had nothing to hide if you weren't
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  on anything? You were so, so old. because you
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  blew the FWC test, which means you never have
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  to get tested for any drugs. He was so sober
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  that Jeffrey Knight, he had nothing in his body.
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  One person was killed and several others were
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  hurt. Can you imagine if it was reversed and
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  the Hispanic family took his life? Oh, everybody
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  would be saying, call ICE, but what is Jeffrey
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  Knight? And he owns downtown St. Pete. Kiss my
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  ass, you dumb bummer. Hermes Sargent covers Clearwater
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  North Pinellas County, and she was in today's
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  hearing where his attorneys told the court they
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  need more time. Of course you need more time,
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  because you got no defense, because you're a
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  guilty jackass. And the problem is, this area
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  seems for him, so they'll give him more time.
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  I don't care. You have no proof that you're innocent.
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  Who else did it? Yeah, this trial is set to start
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  in next February, but again, it's... You gotta
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  keep pushing it back in that jackass. at least
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  one good part of Kevin Haisley is he stopped
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  using Just For Men and just embraced that he's
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  a stupid old bummer. Mm -hmm. How do you say
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  that's not enough time here? That's plenty of
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  time. You got seven months to come up with a
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  reason why you're not a jackass douchebag. Lauren
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  Paul, that's because they say they're missing
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  key pieces of evidence, which are the Coast Guard
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  records. Records? Oh, I love this woman's actions.
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  She cute. Say they're going to help Mr. Knight's
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  case and also that the Coast Guard did review
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  evidence. So it's really important to have those
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  records. They say they've sent out subpoenas
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  to the Coast Guards, haven't heard anything back,
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  even enlisting the help of people like Florida's
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  Attorney General and saying they're going to
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  send out subpoenas. If he was me, if I took that
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  family's life, everybody would be freaking covering
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  it. I'd get 10 years in jail. Oh, he owned Janice
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  in life. Oh, he gave it to his son. You know,
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  he's telling his son what to do because his son's
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  a dumb nipple baby. Nobody owns downtown St.
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  Pete. Let them get away with it. Screw you. Penis
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  again. Meanwhile, you have the family of the
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  man that died, Jose Castro. They're inside the
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  courtroom. They're listening to all of this.
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  And I've had that family reach out to me and
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  thank me for covering this because no one else
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  in Tampa dies. They don't want to piss off Giannis
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  live because they want to give away free tickets
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  on the radio. No credibility. He spoke with us
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  afterwards and said the whole thing has just
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  been incredibly jarring. Jeffrey, you're such
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  a douche. I don't care what you do in life, Jeffrey.
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  You'll always be a loser. All the Reddit topics
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  about your sketchy past. You're a douche. And
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  I hate you. All right, whatever. You know how
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  many people reached out to me last year when
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  I was the only person covering it? And there's
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  so many stories I know. Mm -hmm. But I can't
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  say it. I have no proof it's true. Whatever you
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  think I don't know, Jeffrey, I know. How you
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  hired such honorable people for your cable service
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  in the 90s. Show your ass. All right. Happy Hot
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  Topic. Let's talk about Scientology. I am so
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  sick and tired of this area. Stemp it for them.
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  You're all losers. Happy Hot Topic. Well, a new
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  effort tonight from some Clearwater neighbors
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  who don't want the Church of Scientology to have
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  control over South Garden Avenue. Why would you?
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  They're on call, number one. And number two,
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  they helped cover up rape. But, oh, they got
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  money. And that's what's wrong with the Tampa
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  area. As long as you have money, you can do whatever.
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  City Council approved that move in a narrow 3
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  -2 vote. Didn't you have a big news report? That's
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  very nerd. Reporter Andy Payton explains what's
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  happening and how Scientologists are now responding.
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  Or somebody saying, we're losers! That's the
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  only response you should hear from them. You're
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  all dorks! 68, 469, 470. Okay, I didn't actually
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  walk all of that, but you get the point. This
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  block of South Garden Avenue is only 470 feet.
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  That's roughly 0 .09 miles. However, this little
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  block is causing quite a big stir. Last month,
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  the city of Clearwater decided to hand over this
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  portion of South Garden that had previously been
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  valued at $1 .4 million. You know, once Scientology
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  gets it, they'll make all the money. Free of
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  charge to the Church of Scientology for its long
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  -proposed L. Ron Hubbard Halls. Ew, gross! You're
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  all my fellow others, and you're in a cult! An
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  auditorium and a... event space that would be
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  a centerpiece for its downtown Clearwater headquarters.
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  Whatever. My uncle of recipes who lived in L
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  .A. had a roommate that joined Nicole 35, 40
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  years ago and tried to leave and people stalked
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  him. So when I would go to L .A., I wasn't allowed
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  to look them in the eye at Hollywood Boulevard.
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  And this area simps for them. Why in the world
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  would someone give up a downtown street? That's
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  the exact opposite of what you do when you're
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  trying to grow a downtown residence. Hell yeah!
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  I agree. They've spent close to two hours in
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  public comment discussing the move. There are
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  a lot of people here in the city who are concerned
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  about Scientology's actions now. Of course. But
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  they have money and all that matters. And that's
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  all this area cares about. That ain't the coverage
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  you're going to get on the Pinellas podcast.
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  Marco's going to be like, could it be good for
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  the area? Could it not be good for the area?
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  I say the opinion's here. I'll say it like it
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  is. I have no problem with the guy just like
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  saying that. All right, what's going on right
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  here? Howdy. Happy hot topic. Fallout Friday
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  morning. Young, Vieira, and Clinton are voting
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  no. One day after the city council and the community
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  redevelopment agency put new roadblocks in front
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  of the raise proposal, the response came quickly.
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  Oh yeah, I love coming quickly. Gets it over
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  with. Media post, Mayor Jane Castor called the
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  votes, quote, beyond frustrating and said some
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  of the council members seem intent on killing
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  the race plan even before negotiations are done.
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  If this was such a great plan, why doesn't that
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  check it? Notice Ken Babby paid for it then.
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  If it's so great and wonderful, why don't you
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  guys do a Florida loan and do four payments?
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  Douche. All right. Where do we want to begin?
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  We got so much going on in the road in Brandi
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  Renner. Oh, yeah. All right. So she went on kick
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  and is doing a live stream. Mm -hmm. And she's
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  usually a beautiful woman, but she calls her...
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  She has that, like, side chick face. You know
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  what I mean? She has the face of, like... When
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  she's wearing a lot of makeup, she looks freaking
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  hot. You want to plow her and all that. But then
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  the problem is, when she turns 35, after having
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  a huge body count, all of a sudden, she's in
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  the parking lot of somewhere in Mississippi doing
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  a video about her baby daddy's and exes. She
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  still looks really cute. Mm -hmm. But she just
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  looks, I don't know. Watch this. She's got kind
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  of like a, like a, look at the video, Brittany
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  Renner video. She's got like a, kind of like
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  a hair in a bun. Maybe just get out of there,
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  get rid of that bun, get the hair out and get
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  me cut. Here she is talking about Kevin Gates
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  and PJ Washington. Mm -hmm. Without a friend.
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  What else happened? Yeah, I'm talking about stuff.
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  Kevin loved you. I don't care what he says. Oh,
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  yeah. He did. And he still does. He's got a nice
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  voice. Mm -hmm. Because, nigga, if I can inspire
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  you to get up in the middle of the night and
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  go write a 12 -minute diss song about whatever
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  the fuck, I still got you. Stop saying the N
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  -word. You sound ignorant. And you're stupid.
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  Of course he wrote a 12 -minute song. He loved
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  you. You were his wife, you moron. Heaven forbid
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  a man have any feelings. You're not as indifferent
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  as you play. Neither are you, honey. You act
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  like you're such a feminist. Shut up. And also
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  to my baby daddy, PJ. Oh, yeah. He's a deadbeat
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  loser. I know you're going to watch this because
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  I know your dream is to stream. You wish you
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  could stream instead of having to go to nevermind
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  practice. Hey, let me know what you're saying.
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  Yeah, why make $5 million a year when you can
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  make $20 ,000 and stay in the car being an idiot?
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  But stop fucking playing with me and stop fucking
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  playing with our son. Yeah, this one is getting
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  real. We can make all the freaking jokes we want
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  about her being a nun. But she's still a mom.
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  On everything I love. Fed's building a case.
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  Yeah, the Fed's building a case. Of course, you
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  needed a Fed's because you couldn't do it yourself.
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  And $60 ,000 a year wasn't enough. Right. And
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  you keep playing. Yeah, that is nuts. You know
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  when you're like, first level, and it's great.
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  Oh, I bet the red flags were there at the home.
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  Sorry about that. You know what you love? And
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  then you really get to know the dark side. And
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  you're like, oh, you're annoying. Here's Britney
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  right They're saying that she needs a Birkin
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  bag or that PJ Washington, well, she needs a
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  Birkin bag too, but that PJ Washington's buying
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  that, but not school supplies for their kids,
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  even though she's getting $50 ,000 a year. I'm
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  going to be in Mississippi with my family who
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  supports me because I don't have help from my
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  child's father who doesn't even want to pay for
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  school supplies and can do for his other kids.
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  Yeah, even though you're getting $5 ,000 a month.
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  Got a dollar tree, spent 20 bucks, you still
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  have $4 ,980. Shut up! Kismet doesn't want to
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  do for our child because you're still mad at
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  me. Yeah. Well, go on a live stream instead of
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  trying to co -parent. You're the worst! You're
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  a sociopath! You're still mad at me because Lily
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  didn't want this to end. I am. You know, she's
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  great at mouth hugs. She's nuts. And also to
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  my baby daddy, PJ. Yeah, we already heard that.
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  God, you know, during arguments, she's never
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  wrong. She's annoying! That's the white girl
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  mom in her. And here's DJ Academics responding.
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  When she was the it girl, she entertained them,
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  she dismissed them. And that's what she wants
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  to brag about now. Oh, yeah, of course. He wanted
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  me bad. But he wasn't da -da -da -da. I dismissed
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  him. Here's the problem when I tell you, Chad.
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  What? And I know she can say, well, listen, I've
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  never dated men for money. That's not even the
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  point here. No, she definitely did. She ain't
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  dating a factory worker. If you have access to,
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  if you're at the casino, you have access to all
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  the millionaires. Short, tall, NBA player, rapper,
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  soccer player, this other person. And eight years
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  afterwards, you're in your Kia with the AC off
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  talking about you gotta move to Mississippi to
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  financially rebuild. Perhaps maybe you didn't
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  do something right. She's a psychopath. That's
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  what it is. That is. And here's Byron Gaines
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  talking about it. Public service fucking announcement
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  to all the retarded females out there. All right.
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  You're stupid. Use the R word because you're
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  a loser and you're an ignorant moron. Anybody
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  that uses that word doesn't get any play time
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  on this show. You're stupid. And I should have
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  assumed because you're Myron Gaines. Yeah, that
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  guy thinks he's so cool. You know he lasts like
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  two seconds in bed. But I'm Myron Gaines. You
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  should be so grateful to be with me. You know,
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  he's so against, you know, turning on your engine.
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  No, you gotta turn on mine. Oh, yeah. Oh, my
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  God. It's freaking Monday. Even though if you're
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  listening in Fresno, it's on a Tuesday. It's
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  so cloudy out. My circadian rhythm. My bipolar
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  is not digging this weather. It's been the cloudiest
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  freaking Florida summer ever. I left Cleveland
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  for a reason. I didn't want the friggin' mother
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  to follow me. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. aggressive, and those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three!
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  One, two, three, go! Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
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  start. Okay, wait a minute. All right. Something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. How are you? I'm okay. But now we
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  got to begin. Every freaking Monday broadcast
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  of Happy Hour with this. Hey, guys. What's up,
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  G? Want to go to Trotsky's? Get some coffee?
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  Oh, it's a little early. I got to get out of
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  here. I think I'm going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again.
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the Mundus. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got
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  a case of the Mondays. This Monday, having two
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  clips play over each other. Let me ask you something.
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  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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  kicked saying something like that, man. Today's
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  weird, bro. What's up? Last night. Went on a
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  date. I was out until like midnight. So yesterday
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  I recorded my show. Then I listened back to my
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  show. And I went on this day. And I, man, I'm
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  telling you, when there's a full moon happening,
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  my cat does not sit still. I'm like, Danny, go
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  to bed. I probably wouldn't do that around two.
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  And then I'm like, hey. What time is it? I'm
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  thinking it's like 5. It's 8 .30 a .m. It might
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  be the cloudiest, darkest day that has ever been
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  in the summer of 2026 in Florida. I mean, if
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  you were to kidnap somebody and put them in a
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  trunk and then you unblindfold them and go, guess
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  where you are? I would think of it like fucking
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  Seattle. It's a very strange analogy. I don't
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  kidnap people. But it's ridiculous. You know
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  what's really good on a cloudy day is when you
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  put on some rusty cage by Soundgarden. Rusty
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  Cage. Yeah, you know when you got a heavy metal
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  song. You know when you got that song that's
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  so good. That's when I think of Rusty Cage. See,
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  you know what I did? I'll pause this podcast.
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  Any other podcast would be like, we did this
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  continuously. No. I just made a song. That sounds
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  like Soundgarden about cloudy days in Florida
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  bothering Ryan Hoppy. I just made this five seconds
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  ago, by the way. Makes a man out of the scantample
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  glass. Oh, sure. Gray hangs low like a wet old
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  rat. I am your comrade. The sun is a cheap old
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  lie when the ceiling drops too fast. He wants
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  heat, wants room, wants drive. Now that everything
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  can count. I got it. The air gets thick. Like
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  a hand on his chest. This is some new rock. I'm
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  like 98 Rock playing the same 20s song. Cloudy
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  days in Florida. Cloudy days in Florida. They
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  put them on the floor. Oh, sharp. Oh, yeah. 8
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  -5 -6. 49 Abbey. I don't talk clean at all. Oh,
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  shut up. Isn't this great? You're not getting
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  this on the Pinellas podcast. Howdy. Love you,
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  Margo. Oh, sure. Got it. Oh, yeah. Alright, it's
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  going to go on for another two hours. Two hours.
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  Two minutes and three seconds. Jesus. Is that
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  what I sound like when I climax last night? There
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  you go. No other show's doing that. That actually
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  was very therapeutic for me because I'm looking
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  out this window. All right, let's go through
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  Instagram. We got so much to cover. It's ridiculous
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  out here. So we all know that 21 Savage had a
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  kid with Leto. You know, she's all about the
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  BDE. So that implies that 21 Savage has BDE.
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  And guess what? He says he wants to make another
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  baby with Leto. Oh, that's got to be a good feeling.
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  Here's a woman in her car selfie. There's nothing
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  I hate more, and there's nothing that's more
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  embarrassing as a man -hater than when I finally
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  do give a man a chance because I see a little
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  bit of potential in this one. You seem insufferable.
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  And then he just disrespects me and embarrasses
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  me. Yeah, I thought you were never the problem.
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  Everyone else doesn't get your greatness. Shut
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  up. What do you mean? Do you know how rare this
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  opportunity is and you're just going to fumble
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  it that badly? I love when women say that. Oh,
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  you fumbled me. Maybe I just forfeit. I'm good.
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  Man, listen. I'm telling you. We are so divided.
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  There's a guy that came out of nowhere named
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  Caleb Hammond. Mm -hmm. And he's been everywhere
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  on my social media. I'm not a big fan of the
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  guy. He seems like kind of a douche, but he does
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  do a good job of marketing. And he did a video
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  about, I think he was on Rogan. And he was talking
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  about how the country, or not the country, well,
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  I mean the country is divided, but that men and
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  women. Mm -hmm. are so divided right now. It's
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  ridiculous. So what am I saying? I'm saying to
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  you, it's like a war out there between men. It's
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  like we are so separated. We think that every
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  man is a piece of garbage and every man thinks
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  every woman's about money. It's both true. There's
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  a war going on. That's why whenever a woman doesn't
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  want to hook up, I thought that I'd push the
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  situation. But she'll be like, oh, my God, I
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  feel like you're such a slut. It's like, yeah,
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  me too. Let's do it. Mm -hmm. You ever have where,
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  like, a girl's talking a little smack about you?
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  It's like a little playful way on a date. And
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  then it's like, when you do end up hooking up,
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  you got to go to power time. You got to be dominant.
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  Mm -hmm. Keep your thought on that smack. What
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  does it mean when a man stops talking? When a
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  man stops talking, most people think it means
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  he doesn't care anymore. But that's usually not
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  what it means. Most of the time, when a man is
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  still talking, he's still trying. Yeah, we tried
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  hard. I tried so hard and got so far. still explaining
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  himself still hoping someone will actually hear
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  him but when he yeah that's the worst it happens
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  to me where i think someone's listening to me
• 27:40
  and they're not he finally runs out of things
• 27:44
  to say it's different oh yeah it's totally different
• 27:48
  i kind of i kind of do that a little bit i'm
• 27:53
  not a perfect person But who is? What am I saying
• 27:59
  to you? I've had or I've gotten into events of
• 28:03
  PIVA and then afterwards it just feels very stupid.
• 28:10
  So if somebody disrespects me at a coffee bar
• 28:13
  or on social media, I ignore them. Or put them
• 28:21
  on blast on this show and I never talk about
• 28:23
  it again. That's what I do. That's what I'm always
• 28:27
  going to do. Yeah, he is doing it. Eight, five,
• 28:32
  six. A 49 hoppy. Here's a reason why women slut
• 28:38
  shame. The biggest slut shamers of women were
• 28:42
  other women. Yeah. Like I said, a lot of times
• 28:47
  girls are like, oh my God, I don't know if I
• 28:49
  want to hang up. I feel like a slut. It's like,
• 28:51
  don't you want this? I'm kidding. But yeah, I
• 28:55
  love how women are like, oh my God, men are bringing
• 28:58
  us down. As if women are not bringing women down.
• 29:05
  And I'm not talking in a good way. I'm not talking
• 29:08
  in the pleasure of all of you bringing it down.
• 29:11
  I'm talking about the bad way. They were protecting
• 29:14
  the market. Women understood that if one of these
• 29:19
  starts hoeing it up. Whatever. I like the little
• 29:26
  sound effect for the word hoe. Here's a woman
• 29:31
  saying why your wife wants sex. Your wife wants
• 29:34
  sex, just not with you. I've never actually officially
• 29:37
  been married. But I have been in two serious
• 29:42
  relationships that felt like marriage. And there
• 29:49
  is nothing worse. There's nothing that crushes
• 29:52
  a man's ego. There's nothing that crushes a man's
• 29:55
  ego more than when you start the relationship
• 29:59
  and you're banging and all that. And then by
• 30:03
  the end of the relationship, they're like, I'm
• 30:05
  good, fine, whatever. And before you lose it
• 30:11
  in my comments, just stay with me for a second
• 30:13
  because in 60 seconds, you're going to know exactly
• 30:15
  what... God, I don't... God, doesn't it sound
• 30:18
  a little sexist? Whenever you watch a dating
• 30:21
  video from a man, they always get to the point.
• 30:27
  But you have these women doing it. They're like,
• 30:29
  click the link on my bio. Sign up for my OnlyFans.
• 30:34
  What happened? I'm getting bored. It's not all
• 30:39
  going to be a home run. Derek, or not Derek,
• 30:42
  Derek Rose. Derek Jeter struck out sometimes.
• 30:52
  A woman said, if you have a pulse, there's a
• 30:55
  man that'll date you. I want to talk to myself.
• 30:57
  Ladies, you probably aren't ugly, but even if
• 31:00
  you are, I promise, no matter how ugly you are
• 31:03
  as a woman, there is a man somewhere out there
• 31:06
  who would be interested in you. Oh, yeah. Let's
• 31:11
  go. There's no such thing as an undateable or
• 31:16
  unhookupable woman. That's true. Same with a
• 31:20
  guy. There's always a woman that wants the day
• 31:24
  and sick of the toy. There's always one. Here's
• 31:28
  a woman. It's all these car selfies. What do
• 31:33
  the women with the, at least they have their
• 31:36
  seatbelt on, but what do these women do in these
• 31:38
  car selfies when they got their seatbelt on and
• 31:40
  they're in their car and the air doesn't appear
• 31:42
  to be on and they're getting all sweaty and their
• 31:45
  makeup's getting all messy and they're talking
• 31:49
  about dating. Mm -hmm. You see like DJ Hagadonics
• 31:55
  or that douchebag known as Myron Gaines like
• 31:57
  with a professional setup and you see them and
• 32:00
  they're like in their car. You and your husband,
• 32:04
  you guys look like you have the perfect marriage.
• 32:08
  What's the secret? To not date you because you
• 32:11
  got an annoying voice. I'm sure when I say that
• 32:17
  insult, sometimes people are probably listening
• 32:19
  to me like, you got an annoying voice. I know,
• 32:21
  at least I know. That was a service of life for
• 32:25
  Oliver Tree. That was nice this weekend. Boozy
• 32:31
  is being sued by a security guard for assault.
• 32:35
  Donald Trump keeps attacking Caitlyn Collins
• 32:37
  from CNN overlooking like Dylan Mulvaney, the
• 32:41
  trans influencer that he probably wants to bang.
• 32:48
  Because like all conservatives, when they're
• 32:51
  so against anything gay, they probably want it.
• 32:57
  This is bad news for the drunken loser known
• 33:00
  as Adrian Broder. But he is being sued for sexual
• 33:03
  battery. I mean, he was getting drunk and partying
• 33:06
  with girls on a live stream all the time with
• 33:09
  Dana Gray, who was a terrible person to be mentoring.
• 33:12
  Because he's 25 years old and impressionable.
• 33:17
  Do you want to hear Logan Paul really read the
• 33:23
  room? he did a roast at the celebration of life
• 33:29
  for Oliver Tree. What's up? How y 'all doing?
• 33:36
  And I gotta say, I do Monday Night Raw every
• 33:40
  single Monday. Go over your whole LinkedIn resume.
• 33:44
  I did a Suicide Force video that should have
• 33:46
  canceled me forever because I'm a douchebag.
• 33:47
  On Netflix and this is a better crowd than that.
• 33:52
  Damn! turned out. Y 'all really turned out. They
• 33:59
  played that song Alien Boy earlier. And man,
• 34:05
  the first lyric. I fell down to earth. God, look
• 34:12
  at Paul. Such an asshole. Oliver was a genius.
• 34:16
  He was ahead of his time. He couldn't have written
• 34:18
  a more accurate lyric. Oliver, brother. I can't
• 34:26
  believe they asked me to roast you. Because you
• 34:33
  clearly didn't need my help for that. I'm not
• 34:51
  ready. Because you clearly didn't need my help
• 35:02
  for that. Wow. They literally said it was a roast.
• 35:07
  And look, I prepared a little something, but
• 35:10
  the tech team fucking didn't have a PowerPoint
• 35:13
  clicker. I love PowerPoints. They didn't have
• 35:15
  a PowerPoint clicker. So they made me send them
• 35:17
  individual photos. Wow. I knew that. Sometimes
• 35:24
  I'll be honest. I was just talking to my shrink
• 35:29
  about it. I'll get jealous of like people, but
• 35:31
  I'm not jealous of that. You're stupid. And a
• 35:39
  cloud chasing dumb moron. I'd rather watch suicide
• 35:44
  forest in that video again. So we all know that
• 35:52
  neon's Indian. And often getting pranked. And
• 35:57
  here he is accidentally eating pork. Man, they're
• 36:10
  always pulling pranks on Neon. They use his money
• 36:13
  and they use him. It's unfortunate. Yeah, he
• 36:21
  was very mad that he ate pork. He's like, yeah,
• 36:24
  this is good chicken. Because all chicken usually
• 36:25
  tastes kind of the same. But pork's got that
• 36:28
  little meatier vibe. Here's another video. If
• 36:38
  you know a man who always texts you back fast,
• 36:41
  even when his whole life is falling apart, appreciate
• 36:44
  that man. Yeah, I got to be careful because of
• 36:46
  the music in the background. But yeah. I know
• 36:48
  a lot of the dating advice is like, oh my God,
• 36:50
  you have to like play games and wait five minutes
• 36:54
  to text. No, sorry. I have not heard from you.
• 37:04
  And you text me five hours later and I'm on my
• 37:07
  MacBook, which is connected. I'll text you immediately.
• 37:09
  I ain't playing the games. It's not how I roll.
• 37:14
  Like that song, what was the band, Subway? This
• 37:17
  little game we play. So I do like Rick Ross's
• 37:25
  music. I can't play any of it because I think
• 37:30
  I could play one song flipping that. But let
• 37:33
  me look at all the songs that are saved on my
• 37:36
  Spotify by a Rick, a Ross. I still have not listened
• 37:39
  to his new music. I don't think anybody has.
• 37:41
  But I've been meaning to, you know, I've been
• 37:43
  meaning to get to it. It just hasn't happened
• 37:47
  yet. Push it to the limit. Hustling, hustling,
• 37:51
  hustling, hustling. The devil was alive. I do
• 37:56
  like Rick Ross. But he did like a meet and greet
• 37:59
  and nobody showed up. And here he is talking
• 38:01
  to the one person that showed up. I have no real
• 38:04
  trilogy questions. Fuck! No, no, I'm just saying,
• 38:06
  you know, why say a song? He's like ignoring
• 38:15
  his fan. He said I didn't really translate the
• 38:20
  audio. I think for that segment. I'm going to
• 38:25
  play the car crash. Howdy. This is what the comic
• 38:31
  community thinks of me. Howdy. Here comes the
• 38:40
  dentist in his truck. Inside jokes that only
• 38:48
  like five people will get. 8, 5, 6, 49. How many?
• 38:53
  8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 7, 3. What do we got here?
• 38:57
  It's so much prep. I really prepped on Sunday.
• 39:01
  And then the universe rewarded me by me getting
• 39:04
  laid. Seven week streak. Or a dry spell. That's
• 39:10
  a streak. Which was a streak. Cross that face.
• 39:15
  Modern woman from TikTok says guys that pull
• 39:17
  out scare her. Honestly, guys that are good at
• 39:20
  pulling out kind of scare me. I'm the pro at
• 39:23
  it. I tell this because people go, oh, I swear
• 39:25
  I pulled out. But how did she appreciate it?
• 39:27
  No. You know what? Because I am the authority.
• 39:32
  I'm pulling up. When you start to feel any bit
• 39:35
  of a tingle, abort. Or then you have to abort.
• 39:39
  Unless you're in Oklahoma. How do you have so
• 39:43
  much self -control? You really, you have to almost
• 39:48
  like, when you're going at it. and you start
• 39:53
  to feel any pleasure, don't think you got to
• 39:55
  kind of like calm down a little bit. Especially
• 39:58
  the ones that do it like for two years, they
• 40:01
  just like pull out like everything. Oh yeah.
• 40:04
  As one of my old friends used to say, I love
• 40:07
  pulling out and painting a Picasso. Here's Matt
• 40:17
  LeBlanc talking about why they didn't address
• 40:19
  politics on the show. Friends. premiered 24 years
• 40:24
  ago do you still get people coming up to you
• 40:26
  man about this show uh yeah yeah that is such
• 40:31
  a jelly answer you know we've been uh god it's
• 40:35
  like it plays and i think everywhere they have
• 40:37
  electricity seems like they have friends everywhere
• 40:40
  and it's just i love jelly He's the man. I still
• 40:47
  can't believe that I was a part of it. I think
• 40:49
  maybe one of the reasons that it's still so relevant
• 40:52
  is we never dealt with anything topical, like
• 40:55
  nothing political. That's a good point. We don't
• 40:58
  have to hear about Bill Clinton getting a blowjob.
• 41:01
  It was always themes like love and trust. That's
• 41:06
  good. That's an odd clip. Because it's from Steve
• 41:10
  Harvey's TV show. And every time we talk about
• 41:15
  Steve Harvey, we got to play the greatest intro
• 41:17
  of all time. For our morning radio show. I don't
• 41:25
  have. I got it! I got it! Dizzy's a bitch! Why
• 42:03
  don't you shut your mouth? The only reason you're
• 42:07
  employed is because they got nobody else. I will
• 42:13
  always find a reason to play the Steve Harvey
• 42:19
  a radio theme song. Yo, I got a radio show, Nephew
• 42:23
  Tommy. What do we have here? Here's Remy Ma saying
• 42:30
  she's single in her soft girl era. Oh, jeez.
• 42:33
  Before that, you were like in your soft girl
• 42:35
  era right now. I love it here. What does that
• 42:38
  mean for you? That means nice soft skin, you
• 42:41
  know, not hanging out with men. I don't want
• 42:43
  to do nothing that's any, like to me personally.
• 42:46
  You can't tell people to suck your dick in your
• 42:48
  soft girl era. What the hell? That escalated.
• 42:52
  I don't like this show. What do we got here?
• 42:58
  Here is TJ academics explaining how older women
• 43:02
  are trying to hang out with guys that have NIL
• 43:04
  money in college. Bag them ugly, them ugly linebackers,
• 43:09
  them ugly football players that's projected to
• 43:11
  go top five in the draft. They've never had a
• 43:12
  bad bitch in a day in their life, but they got
• 43:14
  $3 million on the goddamn NIL. Bag them niggas.
• 43:16
  Facts. Women liking money. I never knew that.
• 43:26
  Did you know that? Here's a academic talking
• 43:32
  about Neon Tech's Sam Frank becoming religious.
• 43:36
  It was her streaming at church while singing.
• 43:39
  She's a brat! She's a bastard! Damn. Neon ex
• 43:46
  -girlfriend almost complete the whole arc. First
• 43:50
  you do OnlyFans, then you fuck every, every like,
• 43:54
  you know, influencer nigga. And then... When
• 43:57
  you now want to get taken serious, you turn to
• 44:00
  God. That's what you got to do. Mm -hmm. Here's
• 44:05
  Ryan Garcia doing a rap song in the car next
• 44:10
  to Neon. It's got to be nice. Neon's always getting
• 44:13
  driven. It must be nice. Here's Ryan Garcia rapping
• 44:18
  about when Neon bought Alabama Barker a Birkin
• 44:23
  bag. Alabama Birker. Birkin. Then she cheated.
• 44:28
  Bought her a Birkin. Now she cheating. Got it.
• 44:31
  Guess what? It's because I was stinking. Yeah,
• 44:34
  Neon's not digging it. That's one of the most
• 44:38
  unlikable parts about him is his laugh, his lack
• 44:41
  of self -awareness or laughing at himself. Man,
• 45:01
  Ryan Garcia, I mean, he's a little... Yeah, she
• 45:05
  racist, sexist, homophobic, all that. But he
• 45:07
  seems like a good enough guy. She don't like
• 45:09
  to say less. Was messing with Neon because he
• 45:14
  gave her checks. So here is T -Oggs, the streamer,
• 45:22
  finding out that his girl did a collab with Jason
• 45:25
  Love. She collabed with Jason Love? She's like,
• 45:31
  what do you want me to say, man? You collab with
• 45:33
  Jason Love? She know what to say. You just got
• 45:42
  to deal with the fact that your girl's been with
• 45:45
  everybody. When you're dating a porn star. Here's
• 45:49
  DJ Agadomics giving Adrian Broner some advice.
• 45:51
  Not a hood nigga no more. There's lawyers who
• 45:54
  lurk in the woods. And right now, I'm telling
• 45:57
  you to Dean the Great and Adrian Broner. There's
• 46:01
  lawyers. That's watching your stream. That's
• 46:04
  watching you kick girls out, throw water on them,
• 46:07
  be mean to them. That's going to hit them up
• 46:09
  privately and say, hey, listen, you know you
• 46:11
  can get a free bag off. Yeah. But they're stupid
• 46:14
  boxers. I mean, I did three amateur matches.
• 46:20
  And it does mess up your brain. And they've been
• 46:21
  doing it since they were seven years old. So
• 46:23
  that's a no. A good. What's going on here? So
• 46:30
  much I can tolerate of this. Every right you
• 46:32
  have as a woman exists because men agreed you
• 46:37
  could have it. That actually is kind of true.
• 46:41
  That makes people furious when I say that. It
• 46:45
  makes people furious. But it's true, unfortunately.
• 46:53
  That and all the open lanes in North Carolina
• 46:55
  has got bad vibes. What do we got here? I can't
• 47:06
  play it because of copyright. I'm sorry. You
• 47:09
  want to pay for my copyright bill? You go ahead.
• 47:14
  What's going on here? Guys, believe what a woman
• 47:17
  tells you. If a woman tells you she's not ready
• 47:21
  for a relationship, believe her. If she tells
• 47:26
  you that she's not looking for anything, believe
• 47:29
  her. Yeah, you know this woman's had a lot of
• 47:32
  that happen where they didn't believe her. If
• 47:34
  she says that she just recently got out of a
• 47:36
  relationship, believe her. If she says she doesn't
• 47:39
  have... Alright, believe them. Even if they're
• 47:43
  from the streets, you gotta always listen. It
• 47:47
  says... Y 'all learn a lot. 856 -49 -HAPPY. We
• 47:54
  got a new segment coming up called Britney Renner
• 47:57
  News. Now that she's streaming and giving us
• 48:00
  content, why not cover it? Here's a video that's
• 48:06
  interesting. When people exclude you, make sure
• 48:09
  that you remain excluded. That's how I feel when
• 48:14
  I don't get invited to parties. Mm -hmm. That
• 48:17
  is a brilliant quote. So you got to make sure
• 48:21
  that if someone doesn't invite you, you don't
• 48:24
  care. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's
• 48:33
  856 -494 -6773. My circadian rhythm, it's so
• 48:37
  freaking dark out. I don't understand. How am
• 48:42
  I supposed to keep doing the show? I literally
• 48:46
  woke up at 11 a .m. and I was like, it feels
• 48:48
  like fucking six. What's going on here? I don't
• 48:55
  know. My ex was just like crazy and she would
• 48:58
  always cry and yell at me and shit. Didn't you
• 49:00
  like cheat on her though? I said, sorry. That
• 49:05
  is a good point. Oh, I don't love it. She does.
• 49:09
  She's exploring her sexual way. It genuinely
• 49:16
  baffles me. The things men do that they think
• 49:20
  they can get away with because, like, the girls
• 49:22
  are like, oh, I want to be nonchalant. Yeah,
• 49:25
  but when a woman does, oh, we're just being feminists.
• 49:32
  Like, I don't care. Not talk about it or not,
• 49:34
  like, address it to them. Yeah. Sometimes when
• 49:38
  I play these videos, I feel like I'm getting
• 49:40
  bitched at. You're like, I'm in a relationship,
• 49:42
  like parasocially with these broads. I'm getting
• 49:45
  bitched at again. Shut up. No wonder you're single
• 49:48
  and doing videos. You're at nine. I mean, do
• 49:53
  you want me to be truthful or do you want me
• 49:54
  to say that you're not annoying? Eight, five,
• 49:57
  six, 49, happy. Here's an older woman giving
• 50:01
  college girls advice. This is for all the boys
• 50:05
  going to college. Or already in college. Do not
• 50:10
  hook up with a girl, make an out at a bar. I
• 50:13
  want to make out with you. At a party and go
• 50:17
  into a bedroom by yourself or take her back to
• 50:20
  your apartment by yourself. Don't do it. They
• 50:26
  can get offended and they can leave and they
• 50:31
  can say you did something to them that you didn't
• 50:33
  do. So what are you supposed to do? Are you supposed
• 50:40
  to like, I don't know, not have sex? Give me
• 50:44
  that solution. This was very eerie. There was
• 50:49
  a shooting at, okay, all jokes aside, we've been
• 50:53
  talking about women for the last 50 minutes and
• 50:56
  55 seconds, but there was a shooting last night
• 50:59
  in Seattle at like a food festival right near
• 51:03
  the Space Needle. And here's a guy doing an Instagram
• 51:07
  video as the gunshots are happening. I'm going
• 51:11
  to play this uninterrupted for 49 seconds. This
• 51:13
  was very trippy to watch when I was stoned last
• 51:15
  night. I want to make sure you guys subscribe.
• 51:17
  Help me get to 100 ,000. I'm like 2 ,000 subscribers
• 51:21
  away. That is literally one. Do you hear the
• 51:23
  gunshots? Viral video and 200K. I'll get that
• 51:27
  plaque that says 100K. Shooting? Oh, shit. Oh,
• 51:33
  shit, right here. Everybody's running. Get down,
• 51:38
  get down, get down, get down. Yeah, just get
• 51:41
  down. Oh, it's right there. There's this guy.
• 51:44
  I don't mean to laugh, but he's with his buddy
• 51:46
  and everybody's getting down and then his buddy
• 51:48
  just keeps standing up. Very strange. I'm like,
• 51:51
  don't you want to get down? Yeah, just get down.
• 51:56
  Oh, it's right there. Oh, shit. And he's like
• 52:05
  not even laying down. He's still got his head
• 52:07
  above the table. It's like a... How do I describe
• 52:11
  it? It's like a festival. You know when you got
• 52:12
  like the tents and you got like the table where
• 52:13
  you pay with the Apple Pay and that? Yeah, he's
• 52:15
  like not really hiding. Yeah, get the register
• 52:18
  and the tips. That's my favorite part. He's like,
• 52:20
  grab the money we made. And the tips. People
• 52:24
  were commenting, what does it matter when your
• 52:26
  life's on the line? Yeah, you're probably going
• 52:28
  to survive and you're not going to have whatever
• 52:30
  money you made. Definitely grab the money. Mm
• 52:32
  -hmm. So yeah, that was just terrible. All right,
• 52:37
  what should we do? I think I need a reset. Coming
• 52:44
  up next, we got Royal Family News, Brittany Renner,
• 52:46
  Kaylin Clark, Jell Hero. Then we got Tampa, Chicago,
• 52:50
  Cleveland, Fresno, Winston -Salem. We got so
• 52:55
  much happening. But I'm going to go get a refill
• 52:59
  of Mountain Dew from the break room. Okay, cool.
• 53:02
  We'll be right back. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.
• 53:07
  Poppy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will
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  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 53:22
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 53:26
  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 53:30
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 53:33
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 53:37
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 53:42
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 53:44
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 53:47
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• 54:01
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• 54:03
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• 54:07
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• 54:32
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• 54:34
  hoops I'd rather roll through in a new coupe
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  Never lose, it's bad, never snooze Pop this shit
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  and I pop this shit Knock you out of your shoes
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  I shut down Cruz And rock Taylor Mae's tunes
• 55:03
  In Louie's shoes, it's hard to do what I do Study
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  like Evel Knievel Keep a watch face, see through
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  I do this for my people, sell them shit through
• 55:11
  they screen, dude My mom said I was a walking
• 55:13
  felony Cause I kept six teens in the closet like
• 55:16
  Kelly Shop with the cellos And my toes ain't
• 55:18
  rockin' And them chickens ain't cluckin' And
• 55:20
  them pigs ain't scourgin' And them birds ain't
• 55:22
  trippin' on my food I'm not a mad rapper, I'm
• 55:42
  a disgruntled MC and I'll teach you dudes about
• 55:44
  tusslin' with me Truth is, I hate these marks,
• 55:47
  I should go to Jamie's park And leave these rappers
• 55:50
  handicapped parking When you see your boy out,
• 55:53
  bow down and kiss the ring With a crew about
• 55:55
  myself, I ain't worried about a thing This is
• 55:57
  Shaq City, man, where the f*** you from? And
• 56:00
  your chick can't go up, she ain't gobblin' My
• 56:03
  partner Supreme told me, flows hard on these
• 56:05
  monkeys I hit pro gems and told him, make my
• 56:08
  wrist chunky Those who won't get hit, they ain't
• 56:12
  beautiful. Keep them brass, don't let them hit
• 56:15
  me. I'm funky like that. Leg shots will let you
• 56:19
  know that I'm serious. When the blocks get hot,
• 56:21
  I'm in the streets, bad chested. I got money
• 56:24
  invested, easy testing. My dogs ain't crocking
• 56:27
  at them. Chickens ain't crocking at them. Bigs
• 56:29
  ain't searching at them. Birds ain't tripping
• 56:31
  at them. I heard them all the time. I heard them
• 56:33
  all the time. I heard them all the time. I heard
• 56:35
  them all the time. I heard them all the time.
• 56:36
  I heard them all the time. My dogs ain't crocking
• 56:38
  at them. Chickens ain't crocking at them. This
• 56:49
  ain't the young and restless You can say the
• 56:51
  drama like support boy Put your life on pause
• 56:54
  like a comma Who you cuttin' corners? Who you
• 56:57
  stackin' money? Music they turn comedians, man,
• 56:59
  they get to actin' funny I know the MCs, the
• 57:02
  real MCs Shameless ain't grew, man, so shoppin'
• 57:05
  with me We get a punk in here, in front of your
• 57:08
  daughter You a broke pop machine, a jitter out
• 57:11
  of order I'ma come and get you, don't make me
• 57:14
  keep you We hit you up for shelves like a sneller
• 57:16
  or armadillo Watch the blue lights, with the
• 57:19
  blue film, slice it, slice it, make em look like
• 57:22
  you got gears This ain't artificial, bang the
• 57:25
  shot, we ain't throw em in like Michigan ain't
• 57:27
  hopin' if we can't swim And if he can't, I guess
• 57:31
  he won't live, givin' names, get your w**k changed,
• 57:33
  he ain't hatin' me Cause if my dogs ain't rockin'
• 57:36
  at em, if your chains rockin' at em, if your
• 57:37
  pigs ain't searchin' at em I am the man Oh, yeah.
• 58:09
  Just so if you're here, I'm a pain. I'm feeling
• 58:15
  good. A little panic attack -y, but nothing I
• 58:18
  can't handle. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
• 58:23
  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome
• 58:30
  to the Hoppy Hour. And now, something completely
• 58:43
  different. Door is closing. Ah! Happy hour! Happy
• 59:21
  hour! Yes, the most listened to radio show of
• 59:42
  all time. And the other stations are tuned in
• 59:45
  too. Welcome to the hour, Ryan on the dial Six
• 1:00:16
  foot nine, St. Pete, got the whole room wild
• 1:00:18
  He cut through the talk, when the smoke gets
• 1:00:21
  thick He want real, not the pose, he want facts,
• 1:00:23
  not slick Every week, same game, same photo,
• 1:00:26
  same grin Same name in the feed, tryna force
• 1:00:28
  one more spin But the crowd see the script, when
• 1:00:31
  the mask starts to slip You can wait for the
• 1:00:33
  flash, still can't fake that grip Uh -uh, here
• 1:00:35
  we go, they love that fame chase Uh -uh, here
• 1:00:38
  we go, but We don't buy the view Ain't fooling
• 1:01:00
  nobody, right? Everybody got takes. Everybody
• 1:01:06
  got a story. Everybody wants stakes. But the
• 1:01:08
  hoes stay cool with a grin and a nod. He don't
• 1:01:11
  crown every rumor. He don't play that fraud.
• 1:01:13
  Big frame, big voice, big reach on the mic. If
• 1:01:16
  it's empty on the inside, he won't dress it up
• 1:01:18
  nice. St. Pete in the building and the feedback
• 1:01:20
  loud. If you came for the clout, you might lose
• 1:01:23
  to the crowd. Here we go. They love that fame
• 1:01:27
  chase. Here we go. But it don't hold place. Britney
• 1:01:32
  ran the news. We don't buy the views. Bring me
• 1:01:37
  random news. We see right through. Ryan, keep
• 1:01:43
  it loud. On happy hour tonight. Bring me random
• 1:01:48
  news. All right. All right. So we go now. That
• 1:01:54
  Brittany Renner is streaming now to make some
• 1:01:57
  money. And she put up some new videos before
• 1:02:00
  it was her and her car. And now she is in like
• 1:02:03
  a beauty salon room. Maybe it's in her house.
• 1:02:06
  Wearing a Hooters shirt. It says Gulfport, Mississippi.
• 1:02:09
  And she's wearing a wig. And here she is talking.
• 1:02:13
  Because we live in a fake fucking world. Yeah,
• 1:02:17
  you're a part of it. Where people are getting
• 1:02:19
  their face tucked behind their fucking ears.
• 1:02:22
  Oh, it is. To try to keep up with something.
• 1:02:25
  And for what? Who? What are we comparing to?
• 1:02:30
  She's really going through a major midlife crisis.
• 1:02:36
  Who told you that? Why did you believe that?
• 1:02:39
  What made you believe that? What the fuck are
• 1:02:40
  we comparing to? Wow. I feel like during arguments,
• 1:02:44
  she's one of those that stores things in the
• 1:02:48
  back of her brain. She's like, remember what
• 1:02:50
  you said seven months ago, even though the argument
• 1:02:52
  was concluded? She'll never get to the point.
• 1:02:57
  Blah, blah, blah. 20 -year -old? A Snapchat filter?
• 1:03:02
  People with facelifts? So there she is on Beauty
• 1:03:05
  Standard for some reason. Never really seems
• 1:03:09
  to be around a kid. I don't know. I just kind
• 1:03:10
  of noticed that. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm not
• 1:03:14
  paying attention to the right brain around her,
• 1:03:15
  but I never see her around a kid. Here she is
• 1:03:19
  saying what it's like co -parenting with PJ Washington.
• 1:03:23
  There is no co -parenting because co -parenting
• 1:03:25
  would require... Two. Co. Here's the problem
• 1:03:33
  with this broad. Amongst a lot of things. She's
• 1:03:37
  dumb. No, but the problem with her is the fact
• 1:03:41
  that she does this thing that she does where
• 1:03:44
  she talks about co -parenting, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:03:48
  da, da, da. But then she's putting in no effort
• 1:03:50
  by talking about it on the stream. She's a cloud
• 1:03:53
  -chasing moron. And the sooner she realizes that,
• 1:03:59
  the better. Harmonious. Togetherness. A team.
• 1:04:03
  Yeah, I'm really moving to Mississippi. What
• 1:04:05
  a team player. It's not that. It was my child's
• 1:04:08
  father. Whatever. Child's father. Blah, blah,
• 1:04:10
  blah. I can't remember. $60 ,000 a year because
• 1:04:17
  you had sex with him. You have enough money?
• 1:04:19
  Mm -hmm. I don't even know why she's not just
• 1:04:21
  doing casual OnlyFans. I don't know why she's
• 1:04:26
  not like this. You could make, I don't understand
• 1:04:28
  what you're doing. Why are you above it now?
• 1:04:31
  That's what made you famous. That's what made
• 1:04:37
  you famous. What else do you think did? Brittany
• 1:04:41
  Runner was asked, would she rather erase her
• 1:04:43
  exes from her memory or know how they felt about
• 1:04:46
  her? Okay, so delete your ex from your memory
• 1:04:50
  or know exactly how they really felt. I don't
• 1:05:01
  know. Even though some of my experiences have
• 1:05:03
  been traumatizing, tumultuous, chaotic. I mean,
• 1:05:09
  my God, I do love having kind of like a, just
• 1:05:15
  a collage of men to be like, Oh yeah. Yeah. Remember
• 1:05:20
  like in September 2023 when she told Shannon
• 1:05:24
  Sharp about her body count? So when she says
• 1:05:28
  a collage, that means there was a lot of men.
• 1:05:34
  That's what that means. I mean, let me see if
• 1:05:37
  I can find this video of her talking about her
• 1:05:39
  body count. and i do hope you find i think everybody
• 1:05:43
  deserves that if they're wanting of that and
• 1:05:45
  it seems to me as i sit here and talk to you
• 1:05:47
  that you are someone that's very passionate about
• 1:05:50
  finding love i think the thing is is that that
• 1:05:53
  person knows who you are they know all right
• 1:05:56
  so let's get to the part where we talk about
• 1:05:58
  the body count right here but then you have to
• 1:06:02
  go back to when there was the derrick jeter diamond
• 1:06:05
  that's what my track record is like but Derek
• 1:06:08
  Jeter gets a segment on ESPN where they have
• 1:06:11
  his dating history in the... Let me finish, though.
• 1:06:13
  That is a good point. You were thinking it. You
• 1:06:17
  were thinking it. I'll get some water because
• 1:06:19
  I'm sweating. Because my dating pool is... I
• 1:06:23
  mean, my God. Impressive. Expansive. Look at
• 1:06:28
  her. Three years ago, she had swag to her. No,
• 1:06:34
  she's a hag. I had sex with 35 guys. Okay. Wow,
• 1:06:40
  2022 is such a different time. No wonder she
• 1:06:44
  has a collage. I mean, my God. Impressive. Expansive.
• 1:06:50
  I've had sex with 35 guys. Yeah, that's her safe
• 1:06:53
  answer. That's all that is. Here she is talking
• 1:06:59
  about getting older and sexier. Every year I
• 1:07:01
  get older, I feel sexier. You tell yourself that,
• 1:07:05
  honey. I do. Like last night. And I think also,
• 1:07:09
  too, it's important to note that there's a difference.
• 1:07:13
  Like novelty doesn't last. There's always. She's
• 1:07:18
  just realized that she's watched them. That's
• 1:07:21
  all it is. Here she is getting mad about religion.
• 1:07:25
  We're allowed to, you know, have different tools
• 1:07:27
  to heal us. Are you still Muslim? I'm not Muslim
• 1:07:31
  and I'm not Christian. You are a fake. That's
• 1:07:35
  all you are? Nothing more. Nothing less. That's
• 1:07:40
  all you are? Nothing more. Just admit it. It's
• 1:07:44
  fine. Happy Hot Topic! 22 years after their romance
• 1:07:52
  ended, Jerry O 'Connell's breakup confession
• 1:07:54
  has his ex firing back. Oh, yeah! This came out
• 1:07:58
  of nowhere. It was very strange. Juliana Rancic
• 1:08:04
  said I broke up with her through an intercom.
• 1:08:06
  Juliana Rancic came to my condominium and hit
• 1:08:10
  the intercom. Yeah, Jerry O 'Connell does seem
• 1:08:12
  like kind of a douche, doesn't he? I was not
• 1:08:14
  expecting Juliana Rancic. Did you have company?
• 1:08:17
  Someone was inside of my condominium. Oh, yeah!
• 1:08:22
  And I said, you know, I did not know you were
• 1:08:23
  coming. You can't come up here. I'm trying to
• 1:08:26
  come as well. You know, you can't come here unannounced.
• 1:08:29
  But did you say no? Sorry, homegirl. Things changed.
• 1:08:33
  But you take care, okay? I don't recall exact
• 1:08:36
  wording. Yeah, sure it wasn't that nice. It seems
• 1:08:40
  that his memory is just a little fuzzy. Yeah,
• 1:08:44
  you don't want to get this broad, man. Liana
• 1:08:46
  clapped back from summer vacay holding a pink
• 1:08:48
  drink on a yacht and... Oh, look at you! Teasing
• 1:08:54
  a tell -all. I don't know why Jerry did that.
• 1:08:58
  Why do you think I never responded to my dirty
• 1:09:00
  rod and brought him an ax? Oh, when we're in,
• 1:09:03
  man, you just got to let them. It's kind of what
• 1:09:07
  PJ Washington's doing with Brittany Runner. He
• 1:09:09
  just let them bail and just hope they shut up
• 1:09:12
  soon. Happy Hot Topic! the music community is
• 1:09:20
  mourning the loss of luke holler the david all
• 1:09:23
  front man has died after a two -year battle with
• 1:09:25
  esophageal cancer at 59 years old the band confirms
• 1:09:30
  the heartbreaking news in a july 12th rest in
• 1:09:33
  peace buddy oh what's going on here Actor John
• 1:09:41
  Cusack details a major career pivot in an extremely
• 1:09:44
  rare interview at San Diego Comic -Con. The Say
• 1:09:52
  Anything icon is doing just that. Alright, she
• 1:09:55
  did an interview. I'm getting bored. And he also
• 1:09:58
  just seems horrible. Aubrey Plaza is sharing
• 1:10:04
  an update in her pregnancy journey. I'm wondering
• 1:10:07
  about this thing with their pre - Pregnancy.
• 1:10:12
  What's the chance she was cheating on her husband
• 1:10:15
  and caught himself with this man? Actress gave
• 1:10:17
  fans a rare look at her. She got a huge belly.
• 1:10:22
  A growing baby bump in a series of Instagram
• 1:10:25
  stories. I used to think she was hot. And the
• 1:10:29
  more you learn about her, you're like, yeah,
• 1:10:31
  that's not great. Mm -hmm. 856. I thought he'd
• 1:10:37
  unhappy. What's going on here? Prince Harry and
• 1:10:43
  Meghan's European vacation. I'm proud of them.
• 1:10:46
  They're proud of me. I love my family. Laughing
• 1:10:49
  with her man over wine, going on a barefoot walk
• 1:10:52
  with seven -year -old Archie, and strolling seaside
• 1:10:54
  with five -year -old Lilibet, who got tossed
• 1:10:57
  by... All right, so today we're on vacation.
• 1:10:59
  Get him! It's gone out of jail, I don't know.
• 1:11:03
  Bunny XO is setting the record straight. That's
• 1:11:06
  what this reporter always says. She loves that
• 1:11:10
  line of setting the record straight. He's after
• 1:11:12
  Jelly Roll's daughter, Bailey Ann, claims the
• 1:11:15
  real reason behind her death. Poor Bailey likes
• 1:11:17
  way too much of her father. Added bunny split
• 1:11:22
  would make the internet f***. Now she got bigger
• 1:11:24
  boobs than her father. Crumble. Bunny responds
• 1:11:26
  to a fan's comment on her July 22nd TikTok video
• 1:11:30
  after they axed about quotes of weird stuff the
• 1:11:33
  18 -year -old had. The axum. The ax murderers,
• 1:11:36
  right? I've been posting. Axum. Writing nothing
• 1:11:38
  to clear up. She didn't say anything. People
• 1:11:41
  just want to run with the narrative. Ah, there
• 1:11:44
  you go. She's like an okay stepmom. The real
• 1:11:48
  question. It's good and bad. I bet she brings
• 1:12:00
  the ruckus. Oh, yeah. We have 43 days. How exciting
• 1:12:10
  is that? I'm super excited. Oh, yeah. And the
• 1:12:18
  best part is we don't have to see little bitches
• 1:12:20
  trying Clark on TV. Mm -hmm. You can always call
• 1:12:28
  the show. 856 -49 -HAPPY. 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7.
• 1:12:37
  You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio. You can
• 1:12:41
  always email me. RyanHappyRadio .com. Oh, we
• 1:12:47
  have so much to get into. Let's let this music
• 1:12:50
  play out, okay? Is that cool? I don't really
• 1:12:55
  care about your approval. This is what it sounds
• 1:12:58
  like when I climb it. Let's do it again, babe.
• 1:13:10
  And again. All right, where's the Kleenex? Ah,
• 1:13:17
  here is LaShawn McCoy saying he believes that
• 1:13:20
  Ryan Clark getting emotional was fake. Those
• 1:13:23
  are stuff for attention. There's a lot of them
• 1:13:25
  that do this, and I truly think that he's one
• 1:13:27
  of them. So my thing is I just don't know how
• 1:13:30
  real this is. Yeah, none of it is. Yeah, bitch.
• 1:13:35
  He might have real feelings. I don't know, but
• 1:13:38
  I've watched him over the years. He's such a
• 1:13:40
  social media dude. This is part of it. I think,
• 1:13:43
  honestly, though, the firing of so many different
• 1:13:45
  people had more to do with just them trying to
• 1:13:47
  make cuts. It's business. Yeah, that's all it
• 1:13:50
  is. Brian Clark is a narcissist. Brian Hoppy
• 1:14:03
  on the mic, breaking down the scenes NBA drama,
• 1:14:06
  living out the dreams Casewise wild, stories
• 1:14:09
  about the queens Dropping dollars, bombs all
• 1:14:12
  in on the schemes Hoppy's moves, man, he knows
• 1:14:14
  it all Screws candles to the court, rise and
• 1:14:17
  fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Hour
• 1:14:22
  got that shock and awe MJ to Kobe, legends in
• 1:14:25
  the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.
• 1:14:29
  Javi's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind the
• 1:14:32
  curtain, nothing left the same. Javi's moves,
• 1:14:35
  man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,
• 1:14:38
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:14:42
  Javi, y 'all got that shock and awe. Crazy exes,
• 1:14:45
  wild and scandalous League full of stories, ain't
• 1:14:48
  nothin' fabulous Ryan breaks it down, gets unanimous
• 1:14:52
  Tune to Hoppy Hour, never anomalous Y 'all know
• 1:14:55
  the score, but he dies deeper Locker room secret,
• 1:14:58
  stats like a keeper Voices every week, analysis
• 1:15:01
  sweeper NBA's real talk, cuts to the sleeper
• 1:15:05
  Hoppy's hoops, man, he knows it all He knows
• 1:15:08
  how to come up high and fall Tune in, now you'll
• 1:15:12
  have I got it. I got it. I think I got it. I'm
• 1:15:35
  close. It's time for Toyota Talks. Derek, this
• 1:15:59
  is your second time gracing the cover of 2K,
• 1:16:02
  this time as a legend. What does it mean to you?
• 1:16:04
  Yeah, Derek Gross is on the cover of 2K. I'm
• 1:16:09
  so excited because I ain't buying no one with
• 1:16:11
  bitches, Wimby. Legacy to have generations, including
• 1:16:15
  younger generations, play you in a video game.
• 1:16:17
  That's what really this was really about. The
• 1:16:20
  youth. My son plays a lot. I play a lot. And
• 1:16:23
  it is a fun game. He normally kicks my butt whenever
• 1:16:27
  we play. But it's a fun activity to do, especially
• 1:16:31
  when you're trying to get close to one another.
• 1:16:34
  But we're game. So they had a 2K party to celebrate.
• 1:16:38
  Derrick Rose being on the cover in Chicago. Where's
• 1:16:41
  the gaming always been in our lives. I always
• 1:16:44
  had the gaming system. So there's Derrick Rose
• 1:16:46
  doing that. And here he is. Where is it? Here
• 1:16:52
  he is talking about LeBron going to the Sixers.
• 1:16:54
  I'm going to ask you where you thought LeBron
• 1:16:55
  was going to end up. But what do you think of
• 1:16:57
  LeBron's decision 2 .0? With the 76ers. Yeah,
• 1:17:01
  he landed with the Sixers. I mean, I'm out of
• 1:17:04
  the game. I'm happy for him, but that's not my
• 1:17:09
  life no more. Yeah, he doesn't care. This is
• 1:17:12
  kind of a funny video. It got a little unlikable,
• 1:17:14
  but it's kind of funny. It's people bringing
• 1:17:16
  up LeBron being old and him getting mad. Is it
• 1:17:19
  weird being older than the head coach? I'm older
• 1:17:22
  than who? The Utah head coach? I'm older than
• 1:17:24
  the head coach. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
• 1:17:33
  They don't even matter. They don't even matter.
• 1:17:36
  That's a good one, right? That's a good one.
• 1:17:38
  You got me. I thought I dropped that in. I'm
• 1:17:40
  going down. Hey, you played against my dad. Your
• 1:17:44
  first NBA game ever. Really? Sacramento. You
• 1:17:48
  feel old, don't you? Oh, my God. Ron like you
• 1:17:55
  played with my dad I've seen some shit that made
• 1:17:59
  me feel so old the other day I think it was like
• 1:18:01
  I've played against 37 % of the NBA history of
• 1:18:06
  play I was like you fucking guys thought that
• 1:18:09
  made me feel good? No it did not I played against
• 1:18:11
  like 25 dad stone combinations Ron James is the
• 1:18:21
  oldest player in the NBA. Your reaction? Yeah,
• 1:18:28
  if he had a little bit of humbleness to him,
• 1:18:32
  he'd be so much more likable. Supposedly, Jalen
• 1:18:37
  Brunson was able to walk into the club without
• 1:18:40
  anybody checking his ID. But poor Michael Porter
• 1:18:44
  Jr. of the Brooklyn Nets had to get checked.
• 1:18:46
  It sucks. It's got to be embarrassing. The WNBA
• 1:18:51
  All -Star Game overnight. Record crowds on hand
• 1:18:54
  to watch some really fantastic shot making. It
• 1:18:56
  was really... Oh yeah, that's so good. The way
• 1:18:58
  they did the layup. After controversies on and
• 1:19:03
  off the court, WNBA star Caitlin Clark now speaking
• 1:19:06
  out. Yeah, you have to. I love how women go,
• 1:19:11
  men are bringing on women. And then you see what's
• 1:19:16
  going on with the WNBA and how the women are
• 1:19:18
  bringing down Kalen. They're their own worst
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  enemy. There's obviously a lot of people that
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  like to comment on my character and think that
• 1:19:25
  they know me. The Indiana Fever guard facing
• 1:19:28
  criticism for her fouls and aggressive play.
• 1:19:31
  Yeah, but when people do it to her, it's acceptable.
• 1:19:33
  Shut up! Shires. Now leaving her one incident
• 1:19:38
  away from a single game suspension. I don't know
• 1:19:40
  why. Do you not want to watch the league? I watched
• 1:19:43
  the first two games of her career. And I have
• 1:19:46
  not watched since. That was so unlikable. Oh,
• 1:19:49
  the Joe is women. Shut up. That intensity and
• 1:19:52
  that fire is what makes me me. Fever coach Stephanie
• 1:19:55
  White. She knows. She has awareness. Wow, that
• 1:19:59
  was passive -aggressive, man. Clark was the subject
• 1:20:01
  of recent headlines last month when Phoenix Mercury
• 1:20:04
  player Alyssa Thomas That douchebag! received
• 1:20:09
  a one -game penalty and You love all these women
• 1:20:12
  that bring her to the ground. Do you notice how
• 1:20:15
  we don't know who they are until it happens?
• 1:20:17
  You ain't Diana Taurasi! for appearing to put
• 1:20:20
  her fist over Clark's throat after she That is
• 1:20:23
  not the proper fisting there. fell to the floor.
• 1:20:26
  The flagrant foul imposed after the game following
• 1:20:28
  a review by the league. All right. Again, the
• 1:20:32
  WNBA is like, we made the most money last year.
• 1:20:35
  You still had to have the NBA pay all your bills,
• 1:20:37
  but hey, at least you're only 18 million and
• 1:20:39
  the dad not 23. Congratulations. Bunch of morons.
• 1:20:45
  I literally, I was at the showroom. I think it
• 1:20:48
  was two years ago, and I was like, hey, guys,
• 1:20:49
  can you put on the WNBA? They're like, why? I'm
• 1:20:52
  like, it's Kaitlin Clark's first game, and we
• 1:20:54
  loved it. She played bad, but it was also her
• 1:20:56
  first game. Shut up! Y 'all are a bunch of annoying
• 1:21:01
  morons! Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go live.
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  Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive. From the
• 1:21:17
  beach to the bay and the city's crazy moves.
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  We got stories hotter than the Florida grooves.
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  Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. Happy hour
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  when the real begins. Run it up loud, let's get
• 1:21:28
  in the mix. From safety to the world, we bringin'
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  the fix. Bringin' the fix. Bringin' the fix.
• 1:21:34
  Bringin' the fix. Bringin' the fix. Bringin'
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  the fix. Bringin' the fix. Bringin' the fix.
• 1:21:46
  A basketball coach from Maryland is finding out
• 1:21:49
  the hard way that Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd
• 1:21:51
  means what he says. Oh, yeah. You don't want
• 1:21:54
  to commit any cars. Good evening, everyone. I'm
• 1:21:56
  Josh Benson. I'm Jennifer Lee. Thank you for
• 1:21:58
  joining us. The coach is facing charges tonight,
• 1:22:00
  and so are several of his players. Deputies say
• 1:22:03
  the teens stole items from a 7 -Eleven. News
• 1:22:06
  Channel 8's Grant Palmer has the latest on the
• 1:22:08
  investigation. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judge
• 1:22:13
  says five teenage basketball players were arrested
• 1:22:16
  accused of stealing from this 7 -Eleven. Another
• 1:22:19
  person also arrested their coach. Ah, that sucks.
• 1:22:23
  Mm -hmm. It's going to be an awkward flight back
• 1:22:25
  to Baltimore. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! A man
• 1:22:33
  who some say appeared to be taking pictures of
• 1:22:35
  women while they were exercising on Loser! Tampa's
• 1:22:39
  Bayshore Boulevard? Well, that's raising some
• 1:22:42
  concerns. I would imagine. In Hillsborough County,
• 1:22:49
  school leaders say they are exploring affordable
• 1:22:51
  housing options for teachers and others. I think
• 1:22:53
  this is a good idea. I'm just wondering what
• 1:22:55
  the catch is. What they're really trying to,
• 1:23:00
  you know, accomplish. Their district employees
• 1:23:03
  with the goal of addressing staffing needs. They're
• 1:23:06
  looking to lease part of the land on the campus
• 1:23:09
  of McLean Middle School in Brampton. All right,
• 1:23:11
  there you go. Ah, the teachers can bang each
• 1:23:14
  other. One person is dead, another charged with
• 1:23:17
  attempted felony murder after a shooting at a
• 1:23:20
  St. Pete YMCA. What a loser thug! Yesterday,
• 1:23:24
  good evening. There you go. There's that. Time
• 1:23:28
  for Chicago news. Yeah. Ryan Hobbs got the Mikey's
• 1:23:57
  running the show. He calls it like it is. No
• 1:24:02
  sugar, no glaze. Serving up the truth in a Midwest
• 1:24:07
  place. Chicago News. Hop on the ride. Windy City
• 1:24:16
  Truth. Giving you the deal. From the loop to
• 1:24:35
  the lake to the skyline. He's breaking it down
• 1:24:40
  like a late night probe. No spin, no fluff. Just
• 1:24:46
  the raw it takes. Happy Hot Topic! Ah, of course
• 1:24:52
  the video that I was going to play got deleted.
• 1:24:54
  But then there's this right here. should have
• 1:24:57
  access to a grocery store, just like everybody
• 1:24:59
  should have access to a doctor. And having a
• 1:25:02
  grocery store nearby really changes your entire
• 1:25:05
  life, your family's life. So this is the governor
• 1:25:08
  of Illinois talking about how seven save -a -lots
• 1:25:10
  are closing in the hood. That is not good! We're
• 1:25:13
  doing a new segment. Since we've got a lot of
• 1:25:16
  listeners of mine after my post of hanging out
• 1:25:18
  with Lex and Terry in Jacksonville, we're doing
• 1:25:20
  a Duval, a news. I just made a song just now.
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  Whoa! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, uh, uh. He in the talk,
• 1:25:58
  rain on the lane. Freakville trouble on the map
• 1:26:02
  tonight. He point at that mess, make the whole
• 1:26:04
  thing bite. Duvall News, Duvall News. I be bring
• 1:26:09
  the truth with the brew. Duvall News, Duvall
• 1:26:12
  News. He say what he mean, don't play the fool.
• 1:26:16
  Duvall News, Duvall News. Freakville talk and
• 1:26:19
  the whole town move. Duvall News, Duvall News.
• 1:26:23
  When he take the mic, better make room. It's
• 1:26:34
  not going to happen here. These people can have
• 1:26:37
  a sigh of relief. They're cool. I'm not worried
• 1:26:38
  about the kids. Neighbors sharing their relief.
• 1:26:43
  Days after the Deuce Rejects I -Team reported
• 1:26:45
  on safety concerns surrounding a home in Jacksonville's
• 1:26:47
  Sandalwood neighborhood. That home, it's now
• 1:26:50
  being torn down. There's a house in the hood.
• 1:26:53
  Crime is happening. Right now, a local caregiver
• 1:26:56
  faces charges. It's after deputies say he has
• 1:26:59
  sexual contact with a disabled victim. Loser!
• 1:27:03
  Micah Hatcher is an employee at Out and About
• 1:27:06
  People Incorporated. That's what's happening
• 1:27:09
  in Jacksonville. Camden County deputies arrested
• 1:27:13
  a woman accused of driving under the influence
• 1:27:15
  with a one -month -old in the car. Deputies pulled
• 1:27:18
  over Amaya Cron after someone called in an SUV
• 1:27:23
  driving recklessly on I -95. All right, and they're
• 1:27:28
  also reckless over there in Rochester. He lights
• 1:27:35
  it up. I do like it. Turn it up, I got the scoop.
• 1:27:43
  Rochester in the loop. New York on the line.
• 1:27:45
  He speaks his mind. Oh, yeah. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:28:22
  What's going on here? A man from Newark is facing
• 1:28:27
  charges in a child sex crimes investigation in
• 1:28:29
  Seneca County. I know you gotta do. Hey, buddy,
• 1:28:35
  you want to go in the back and look at the stars
• 1:28:36
  real quick like the constellation? 19 -year -old
• 1:28:45
  Julian Weber was arrested following a search
• 1:28:48
  Monday at home. Police say during that, they
• 1:28:50
  found evidence showing he promoted obscene and
• 1:28:53
  sexual performances by a child under the age
• 1:28:55
  of 16. Gross. He looks like a pedophile, too.
• 1:29:00
  We are learning more about the federal child
• 1:29:06
  pornography allegations involving a Livingston
• 1:29:08
  County husband and wife. Ew, they had 170 ,000
• 1:29:11
  files. Gross. Once a trusted enforcer of the
• 1:29:17
  law and now accused of breaking it. No way! A
• 1:29:21
  cop being dirty? Oh my. Former Webster Police
• 1:29:23
  Chief Gerald Pickering recently arrested in a
• 1:29:26
  prostitution sting. You're such a loser! Of a
• 1:29:32
  cop that you had to pay for sex. Facing a judge
• 1:29:37
  today. He just looks like a douchebag. Oh, what's
• 1:29:44
  going on here? New today, a Rochester -based
• 1:29:48
  company started by RIT graduates launches its
• 1:29:52
  first product, the smart toilet seat. Yeah, I'll
• 1:29:56
  definitely be kneeing it after having the garbage
• 1:29:58
  plate. It's time for a Winston, a Salem, a news.
• 1:30:06
  If it's, where did it go? Oh no, oh no. This
• 1:30:09
  is such an unprofessional show. Don't tell me
• 1:30:12
  the music doesn't exist anymore. Here it is.
• 1:30:15
  Winston -Salem News Winston -Salem Tune in, baby
• 1:30:25
  Yeah From Winston, Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spiral
• 1:30:30
  on the breeze in my daily routine Got that drawl
• 1:30:33
  when I roll through the line Slow with the words,
• 1:30:36
  but the thought still shines Rhyme hoppin' on
• 1:30:38
  the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play
• 1:30:42
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through
• 1:30:45
  If it hit the room, then it hit the room He don't
• 1:30:48
  bite his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on,
• 1:30:54
  it's mine Oh, what is this? All right, drive.
• 1:31:02
  I got it. All right, now. Happy Hot Topic. New
• 1:31:27
  at 11, we are getting our first look at the man
• 1:31:29
  arrested following an armed and dangerous alert
• 1:31:31
  in Greensboro. Loser! And he has on his neck,
• 1:31:37
  it says EST 1993. What a stupid tattoo. You make
• 1:31:41
  93 babies like me look bad. You little punk ass
• 1:31:45
  bitch. The Guelph County Sheriff's Office says
• 1:31:47
  Nicholas Connor intentionally hit several police
• 1:31:50
  cruisers during a chase today. Man. And there's
• 1:31:55
  this. all right do you enjoy living life a little
• 1:31:59
  spicy well he doesn't have to look very far when
• 1:32:02
  he wants to heat things up there's a guy that
• 1:32:04
  has the world's largest hot sauce collection
• 1:32:07
  my dad was my world that was like everything
• 1:32:16
  evolved around him with me and when they told
• 1:32:20
  me that i just cannot believe that the fact that
• 1:32:22
  somebody would do this just heard from a man
• 1:32:26
  from reedsville who's still in a state of shock
• 1:32:28
  and disbelief after he learned the funeral home
• 1:32:31
  in greensboro meant to give his father a traditional
• 1:32:34
  burial cremated his dad by mistake this i guess
• 1:32:39
  the only good part is i guess you save money
• 1:32:40
  i mean i don't know i feel bad but how do you
• 1:32:43
  keep public spaces clean while helping people
• 1:32:46
  with nowhere to go that's the question yeah greensboro's
• 1:32:49
  working on their homelessness a good luck Mm
• 1:32:54
  -hmm. Law enforcement is looking for someone
• 1:32:59
  who is - They need to turn on that music. Escape
• 1:33:01
  from a prison here in the triad. Thanks for watching
• 1:33:04
  Fox 8 News at Noon. I'm Bob Buckley. This is
• 1:33:07
  the person they are looking for. His name is
• 1:33:09
  Raymond Warren. The Department of Correction
• 1:33:11
  says that he escaped from the Forsyth Correctional
• 1:33:14
  Center this morning. Yeah, so that happened.
• 1:33:17
  And then I believe there's an update. Mm -hmm.
• 1:33:21
  Breaking in Winston -Salem. The inmate who escaped
• 1:33:23
  from a correctional center in Winston -Salem
• 1:33:26
  has been found. Loser! Alright, I'm gonna end
• 1:33:30
  this bitch with Cleveland. Yes. Mm -hmm. Oh!
• 1:33:38
  Oh! Oh! Oh! Static crackle, mic pop, the hour
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  is hopping. Cleveland skyline, foggy steel mills.
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  We'll see you next time. Back alleys whisper,
• 1:34:19
  still grit in the air. Poppy pulling cards, city
• 1:34:22
  troops lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline,
• 1:34:25
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• 1:34:27
  but he don't care. Radio days, static hum in
• 1:34:31
  the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,
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  hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing
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  the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
• 1:34:39
  proof. Poppy blends no rose tint, just green.
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  A slice of Cleveland's mind from the flats to
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  the ice, so real. I'm blind, I'm fielded, I'm
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  bothered, done, refined Millions of eggs are
• 1:35:09
  being recalled over possible salmonella contamination.
• 1:35:12
  Of course it's a story about eggs in a city that
• 1:35:14
  smells like eggs. Contamination. Now the FDA
• 1:35:18
  says that at least 98 people have become sick.
• 1:35:21
  That sucks. And there's this weird headline.
• 1:35:25
  19 News and it's time to feature one of our Cuyahoga's
• 1:35:29
  Most Wanted. And this is for all the pet lovers
• 1:35:32
  out there. We need your help to get this man
• 1:35:35
  off the street. We're talking about... Hey, Sean
• 1:35:37
  Williams. Thug. He's accused of cruelty to companion
• 1:35:42
  animals. Yeah, so he was killing kittens. So
• 1:35:45
  again, why don't you find a thug? Howdy. You
• 1:35:55
  can do the same with this person. A former Beachwood
• 1:35:58
  nanny will spend the rest of her life in prison
• 1:36:00
  after a judge handed down a sentence in a shocking...
• 1:36:04
  Child sex abuse case. Today, the victim's family
• 1:36:07
  spoke about the lasting trauma, and the judge
• 1:36:10
  delivered a very stark, very harsh message before
• 1:36:13
  revealing her punishment. Natalie Clivesdale
• 1:36:16
  was in the courtroom. There is evil in this world,
• 1:36:19
  Your Honor, and its name is Molly Duncan. She's
• 1:36:22
  a pig! Summer Beach with Nanny. This looks like
• 1:36:25
  a robbery last night. Molly Duncan returned to
• 1:36:29
  court Friday. What in the hell happened in your
• 1:36:32
  life that you would think... this was all right
• 1:36:35
  federal prosecutors say duncan sexually abused
• 1:36:38
  two children under the age of two one in gr They
• 1:37:23
  used to harbor it here. We think this is art.
• 1:37:25
  It could be worse, though. At least we're not
• 1:37:27
  Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,
• 1:37:32
  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 1:37:34
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 1:37:36
  gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get
• 1:37:41
  drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every
• 1:37:43
  Sunday, you might realize, I live in Cleveland.
• 1:37:56
  and then he's looking around at your tiny little
• 1:37:59
  house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
• 1:38:00
  crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
• 1:38:03
  all have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 1:38:05
  they live on corn syrup and lye and then you
• 1:38:08
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
• 1:38:11
  waddles towards you with her front butt spilling
• 1:38:13
  out over the top of her ass and long jeans and
• 1:38:15
  you think I'm gonna go shoot myself and my pregnant
• 1:38:18
  12 year old daughter right? Do you like it? Do
• 1:38:31
  you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
• 1:38:33
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
• 1:38:36
  I don't know. What's so good about Cleveland?
• 1:39:09
  Whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
• 1:39:12
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 1:39:16
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 1:39:20
  Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
• 1:39:23
  different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
• 1:39:26
  That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
• 1:39:31
  one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
• 1:39:32
  in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! Oh,
• 1:39:38
  yes! Three. Yes! Three. Oh! A strike to claim
• 1:39:48
  it. A strike to claim it. And he got it! Yes,
• 1:39:52
  yes, yes, yes! That is why I said I still have
• 1:39:57
  five! Are you kidding me? That's right! What
• 1:40:01
  do you think you are? I am! So if there's a few
• 1:40:04
  bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.
• 1:40:07
  Yeah, hold on. a $9 ,000 prostitute, please.
• 1:40:11
  Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good,
• 1:40:15
  and if you got an albino, send her up, too, and
• 1:40:17
  in, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so
• 1:40:20
  get him up there. I had, like, half a bottle
• 1:40:23
  of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 1:40:26
  of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
• 1:40:48
  I got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?
• 1:40:53
  Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just
• 1:40:57
  thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.
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  Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.
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  Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have
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  or internet night or something. Ooh, ain't that
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  sight? Where they put them fire poppers up your
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  buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not that
• 1:42:00
  specific sight. But why? That's how I met your
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  great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good butthole.
• 1:42:06
  I told you not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't,
• 1:42:09
  never, verbulate that man's name in the house
• 1:42:11
  again. I don't think he said his name. Some of
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  us were a little too busy. It doesn't look so
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  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
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  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
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  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
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  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  back. What song do I feel like playing? Let me
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  see. I got a new sound, makin' all the hoes get
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  down. They the big man, make it change swang.
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  Pimps and the players gon' do the damn thing.
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  Comin' in this club, takin' over streets. Takin'
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  gators. Well, it's gonna blaze you, nothing is
• 1:45:12
  gonna save you. Bets on the streets, bets on
• 1:45:15
  the beats. If you wanna bounce, best bet, report
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  to me. My city's shot, town, where I pull it
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  down. Ain't no limit, drop a piece, bout a pound.
• 1:45:24
  The balls out a lot, cause you know I call the
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  shots. Stacking paper like them bacon sodas in
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  the pot. We'll be right back. I'm just parking
• 1:46:09
  lot pimpin' Slide up in the club, feeling menace
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  in them 50s So fresh, so clean, I'm smacking
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  up my lip And what it is, what it do, what it
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  do Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose
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  If you bought it, you can get some great goose
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  And B .I .P., I'm putting my hands on you We
• 1:46:27
  got the remix, we got the flow We got the music,
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  we getting down on the floor We be getting hokey,
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  yeah We'll be right back. Nothin' in my cup,
• 1:47:07
  shit, it's all good Y 'all hidin' the motherfucker
• 1:47:10
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  handin' now. Yeah, till it's time to make a wish
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  and blow the candles out. Pull an all -white
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  Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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  truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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  That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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  Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  remember that people with autism want the same
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. The clock's a joker, playin' cool
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  breaks Coffee's out, we're almost done, feels
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  like robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic,
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  droppin' wisdom through streams Syndicated sorrow,
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  now it's time to shatter dreams All the Hoppy
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  albums come until close Radio hits made it like
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  a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in
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  the air But we keep the rhythm, oh life's just
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  so unfair The laughter's growing dim. Ear drums
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  mixed in hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX
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  to FM. The shoutouts hit the street. But soon
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  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
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  The hoppy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
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  fading like a wilting rose. Laugh is growing
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  dim, eardrums mixing, hoppy like fingers without
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  brains, gated checks to F and M, shoutouts hit
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  the street, but soon the sound will vanish like
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  shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming
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  to a close, radio waves fading like a wilting
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  rose, laughter and joy dissolving in the air,
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  but we'll keep the rhythm. Like clockwork to
• 2:00:04
  a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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  a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers, silence I've
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  become into an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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  Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs Seize
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  our daily grind Now silence louder Than the thoughts
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  we can't rewind So the Hoppy Hour Outro Music
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  You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
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  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
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  you a little and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour
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  is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.
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  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
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  and God bless America. Door is closing.