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DLHS Hour 1 | Comedian Leslie Jones compares marriage to slavery · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 2: Day. We got a great show lined up for you. Jazzman.
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  Speaker 1: Will tell us what's trending, and it's Friday. You can't
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  Speaker 1: It's the deal, Hugley Show, jazz Man, tell these get people.
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  Speaker 7: Leslie Jones is trending because of an interview that she
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  Speaker 7: did about marriage and she basically equated it to Leslie.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Big Liz.
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  Speaker 7: She says it's like legalized slavery. So she's advising, you know,
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  Speaker 7: her younger fans against getting married, saying that, you know,
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  Speaker 7: the institution really is not beneficial at all for women
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  Speaker 7: in today's tie man that too, Yeah, you know, if
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  Speaker 7: you want to be a trag wife. But you know,
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  Speaker 7: I told you was trending a while back amongst gen xers,
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  Speaker 7: not exors. But he's the traditional wife.
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  Speaker 1: You're the one I know, is you're the one to
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  Speaker 1: talking about you should have babies that you can't afford.
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  Speaker 7: Baby, Yeah, Jesus, that's what they want to do. But
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  Speaker 7: she says you you may as well take out a
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  Speaker 7: whipping chain. I don't think it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know, Big Liz and what she.
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  Speaker 2: Said, Ghostbusters, I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: Withever speaking of not knowing what's going on.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, these podcasts grows so Alex Jones, We've had
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  Speaker 7: this conversation a lot about how they're jumping ship with
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  Speaker 7: Alex Jones says it's time to cut bait on Trump
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  Speaker 7: because he's in free fall. So now he's the tire
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  Speaker 7: one eighty. And it was like, you know, we need
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  Speaker 7: to leave him alone. And you know, we just all
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  Speaker 7: the criticism about him, about all of the things that
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  Speaker 7: he's doing, and I'm thinking about myself. You know, we
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  Speaker 7: remember who you are, right, we remember everything you said
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  Speaker 7: that he said he the back.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the thing what stops him. And he does
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  Speaker 1: it like he's getting Do you know what he did?
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  Speaker 1: He said when they were making the argument for the
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  Speaker 1: birthright citizenship his executive order, the only president ever to
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  Speaker 1: sit in the Supreme Court argument and he's show up, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: only for that, only for his arguments, and he left.
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  Speaker 1: And no other president has ever done that. And there
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  Speaker 1: have been some cases that obviously have been noteworthy. He
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  Speaker 1: was doing that to try to intimidate them. So exactly
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  Speaker 1: what he was doing, he was doing that to try
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  Speaker 1: to intimidate No president ever has had to have his
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  Speaker 1: name on money, and we're so poor right now, thirty
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  Speaker 1: nine trillion dollar deficit. The next it should be on
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  Speaker 1: food stems. If he want his name on some money,
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  Speaker 1: to be on wickbouchers.
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  Speaker 7: New York's He's mayor Mom. Donnie is announcing that TikTok
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  Speaker 7: is back. His administration is rolling back the city's twenty
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  Speaker 7: twenty three prohibition on the app for government use, as
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  Speaker 7: a move that contrasts with his predecessor's tighter stance over
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  Speaker 7: data security worries that were tied to the Chinese ownership.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't wan that we want to have TikTok because he
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  Speaker 1: didn't want you to see what he was doing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we saw it anyway with.
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  Speaker 2: Them big as he is to her people's leading.
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  Speaker 7: So anyway, but they do have, you know, certain a
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  Speaker 7: great mayor. They have some strict rules though it's designated
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  Speaker 7: staffers who staffers on the dedicated government devices can use
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  Speaker 7: TikTok with accounts that are controlled by the agencies, not individuals.
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  Speaker 7: So I mean, well, they say you really should look
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  Speaker 7: into the fine print on't TikTok now that it's not
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  Speaker 7: owned nothing, it's owned by us.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like they say, be very careful.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like tata.
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  Speaker 1: I'm posting because I'm always getting community violations always.
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  Speaker 4: That's on every app.
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  Speaker 1: And no, well take us faster, Yeah, oh faster, they
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  Speaker 1: get your quick face community valuts right there.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 7: A Canadian study found that you could actually reverse the
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  Speaker 7: age of your brain by ten years just by what
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  Speaker 7: turning off the Internet on your cell phone just for
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  Speaker 7: two weeks. A results shows sustained attention was boosted so
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  Speaker 7: much it became equivalent to the attention span of someone
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  Speaker 7: ten years younger. Ninety percent of people also reported improvements
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  Speaker 7: in their mental health on a magnitude greater than that
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  Speaker 7: was expected on the people who have been a presence. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: shut no, shut off the internet for two weeks on
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  Speaker 7: your phone?
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  Speaker 2: Do that? No, I never mind, that's all right. Coming out.
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  Speaker 1: We had some great colleges we if you missed them,
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  Speaker 1: do not worries what it happen or as Friday since
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  Speaker 1: today a Huli show so Monday, what it had was
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  Speaker 1: a group of people in Arkansas are building a white
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  Speaker 1: only community they call it Torrance, and I'm just kiding listed.
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  Speaker 8: Ex what we've done here is establish a place where
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  Speaker 8: we have control over who our neighbors are, and that
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  Speaker 8: is just for the sake of preserving, you know, our culture.
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  Speaker 8: That culture effectively were saying, this is a white culture,
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  Speaker 8: a white Sidney place, white American culture.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have an issue with them building a white
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  Speaker 1: zoning community? I have was a question we supposed to
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  Speaker 1: you said.
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  Speaker 6: I am a fun of believer that they should be
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  Speaker 6: care of what they wish for, because in that makeup,
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  Speaker 6: they're still gonna need us, whether it's something we created,
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  Speaker 6: whether it's music, whether it's passion, whether and there's a
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  Speaker 6: lot of engineers and uh, professional folks, So I mean,
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  Speaker 6: you know, they can have almighty white if they want to,
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  Speaker 6: But somewhere along the way, there's gonna be a realization
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  Speaker 6: of thing ding being, hey, wait a minute, we can't
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  Speaker 6: do this like this. We can't have it all. And
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  Speaker 6: that's that's that's pretty much my take. They're just gonna
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  Speaker 6: need oh and heaven forbid when it comes to athletes
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  Speaker 6: and sports. So you know, they can make it all
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  Speaker 6: mighty white they want to, but the realization is they're
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  Speaker 6: gonna need us, oh ye old, And I have.
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  Speaker 3: A problem with it because every time they try to
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  Speaker 3: stay from the things that we have tried to do,
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  Speaker 3: it will be shoveled at.
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  Speaker 2: People.
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  Speaker 9: Get what are y'all trying to do?
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  Speaker 4: We want to be involved?
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  Speaker 9: Yet problem with it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a problem. We have my own all
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  Speaker 3: white city, you know.
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  Speaker 6: But now, if you're gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Do that, then don't have anything in it that was
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  Speaker 3: invented by black people. Like the traffic light invented by
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  Speaker 3: a black man, ironing board uh invented by a black woman. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: dry cleaning was invented by a black man. Even the
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  Speaker 3: first dishwasher was by a female black lady.
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  Speaker 6: So go ahead and have everything you want it that
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  Speaker 6: you've done in your all white city, but don't have
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  Speaker 6: anything in and that black people has done for the country.
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  Speaker 10: Honestly, they want to have an all white community. However,
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  Speaker 10: what they're forgetting is that they are not They are
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  Speaker 10: not original to this country. The indigenous people, the Indians
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  Speaker 10: that they pushed out on Indigenous we are. We are
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  Speaker 10: in the all of us. And the bottom line is
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  Speaker 10: when we had an all black community in Oklahoma, they
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  Speaker 10: burned it down because they thought it was bad and
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  Speaker 10: it wasn't. But now they want to open an all
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  Speaker 10: white community. Come on, give me a break. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 10: I just I just think this asinine, Okay.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm just gonna give a little bit of history.
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  Speaker 9: Remember Lake l'arnier where Lake Lenier's at, was an all
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  Speaker 9: black town and they put a lake there and whatnot
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  Speaker 9: a white out a black pop population. And then look
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  Speaker 9: at Central Park, but that was an all black town.
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  Speaker 9: The Cenate Village, I want to say it was was that?
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  Speaker 6: Is that right?
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  Speaker 9: So it's just reverse. Now they want all white towns
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  Speaker 9: but didn't want us to happen. Then those are my thoughts,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm sure Diogo add to that one right there.
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  Speaker 9: Topic I love it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm a seventy five year old white woman.
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  Speaker 11: I have seen the garbage that the black first try
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  Speaker 11: that's had to go through since back in the sixties.
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  Speaker 2: This is so.
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  Speaker 9: Deplorable that we would start.
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  Speaker 11: Doing this again. And of course I cou that it's
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  Speaker 11: the most treasure dispression I have ever seen. And they
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  Speaker 11: don't understand we all come from the same place. So
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  Speaker 11: I apologize for them doing this to the black people
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  Speaker 11: because they deserve to live in anybody's neighborhood that they
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  Speaker 11: can score it.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm not upset with Anybody would be upset with
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  Speaker 12: it would be an idiot. We thought to be a
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  Speaker 12: part of what they had going on for so long.
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  Speaker 12: It started with Martin Luther King and when he woke
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  Speaker 12: up from having that dream and realized he leaves these
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  Speaker 12: people into the burning buildings, that's when
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  Speaker 6: They got at the brother We need to stay separate.